The three. I want to remind you go check out it's JJ on air
on Instagram for a little giveaway. Surprise. What was that? A little
special giveaway? My eligible for that? I think you are. It's not
affiliated with the station yard. I believed it's JJ on air. Look at
you can't let mine ground so much, JJ, I catch so much flat
that I'll let you in. That would be a bad deal. Can we
geez what JJ's doing on Monday? Yes, nine o'clock. Top ten movies
of twenty twenty three, Yes, yeah, yes, JJ. And this
isn't like, oh, what movies I think will be Oscar? No,
No, these are my ten favorite films of the year. Nothing to do
with the war season. Is just how I personally feel beautiful. Yep,
I love about that. That is nine o'clock again on Monday. Now,
Mike Story was on vacation. He showed up surprisingly at eight am. If
you want to hear any of our Cowboys bills predictions, you can get that
on the iHeart podcast. We talked about Refs and Micah and Luca at seven
and we've done a lot of stuff today, but we have to continue.
Mike Siroy's iHeart employee performance review. Before we get to Stone Cold leave,
can I make an observation. It's been highly critical, very every cut.
He starts with a stop doing this, don't do this, and then he
plays audio that reinforces what he's saying. But on view though, you you're
gonna have like good the Hey, you know when you did this, this
was really good. Let's do more of that. I haven't heard any of
that yet. Do you ever hear the Oreo cookie technique? You know,
you say something nice and then you say the bad thing, and then you
say something nice. Oh, I see what you're doing and that. Yeah,
where's the creamy center filling in this review? Kevy? Oh? Play
on that? Well? I just want to commend your improv skills. Okay.
In this clip, pay play the cream? What toy or board game
or recreational object from your childhood would you like to see a movie made about
Danny Bayless? Your shotcock begins. Now they need to make a movie,
and it's gonna be called g I Joe Cram's Barbie, because that's what I
grew up doing. My sister had Barbie's. I had g I Joe's.
I know anything about sex, but I sure knew that g I Joe liked
to get on top of Barbie. You go, hey O. I didn't
know what it meant, but damn it was fun to watch. Oh fantastic.
What toy, r, board game or recreational object from your childhood?
Would you like to see a movie made about Mike Siroy? Your shotcock begins
now, mister potato head. You can have them go to Hollywood. You
can have them go to Venus. You know, mister potato head goes to
Kabul. Where wouldn't it be fun? You want billions? You believe in
God, and you believe in mister potato head. I think my favorite thing
is where wouldn't it be fun? Which that head goes? Anywhere? It's
gonna be fun. If you want billions, believe in God, and mister
potato head was better than mine in that T shirt. But Danny was talking
too fast. The key is to talk really demonstratively and slowly. The shot
clock just fizzles away, like saying through your the palm of your hand.
There it goes, and you're done. Oh that's so funny to me.
Where wouldn't it be fun? He went to Venus? He went to Hollywood
to Venus, and the third one was Kabul. We run out of ideas
for this movie series. It's the three pack. We go to the old
downbeat here. And one thing I do like your competitive spirit here because you
are not taking anything here. You're gonna, you know, let people know
where you stand. And we like that about you. It's the bravery that
we had expect from a serviceman like yourself. If somebody texted the thing earlier
today, out of the four of us, who's the horniest? Years ago?
I would have said Mike Reiner, But I think he lost his ability
to be horny? Do you still have the ability to be horny? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, But I would say that I just contained it a
little bit better than maybe I did. Now that Groubs is in a committed,
loving relationship and they have a dog together, and I think his horniness
level is probably tapered off some mm hmm. I don't know. I want
to go with you, Mikey, thank mister horny around here. Yeah,
I do. What about you? I worry talking about me. I worry
about your horniness. You worry about it like that it's going away. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I know it's not
going away, and we should worry about it. My horn is hits him
in trouble. My horniness currently, like it always has, exists in darkness.
What does that mean? It means for you to not worry about it.
I guess I'm happy that I don't see you horny a lot, and
that does happen in the darkness. But I've seen him horny. Yeah,
I think you two are pretty similar in your elderly complacency A long way to
put it, elderly complacency. Man, that's good. That's good, and
we want more of that. That was a fun show. We have.
What happened to it? I don't know. Well, that same show is
talking about breast geography almost further away from the equator. I feel like makes
sense because you need warmer, you need more bulk, and you need you
need to feed with those magnet efficent goat bags. That's why I thought Brazila
would be a player in this for that very reason. Well, you guys
are going you're approaching this from the wrong angle. Let me give you the
run down. Okay, let's to get to the United States. You've got
Norway number one. You have Luxembourg. Second Luxembourg. Luxembourg is Buxomburg.
Number three. You have. You have Iceland with an average sea cup Likelandre.
You go, we can do it. We have our friends to the
north Canada. You have Russia Canada. Get it now, bad wet a
group effort there, But that's okay. You're a team player. I think
might do one. That's Christina just for fun, right. I love when
Christina gets distracted and leave a talk back with their name, their email address,
what's going on in their corn bread? Go ahead? No, no,
no, we need to know Ita doing slam dunks their generation. It's
amazing. It's Christina and Kat anything involving animals, dude. They gave him
a little plush basket. Phony grabbed it and he lifted up on the little
basket that they made for him and he slammed dunked it. So it's funny
when you imagine it. Though. She's just smiling in there, having a
time. Yeah, she does get excited every dog. Like in New Orleans.
You see them, God forbid, he wearing a little Marty Gras hat
or something. Oh God, and I'll see him like a block away.
I'm like, look, at this nerd. She got all excited laugh for
a whole block. God, it's funny when that happened. There's not a
lot of leftover clips from Christina and Julie because so many of theirs made the
time empty. Well, let's move on to Stone cold Et. Okay,
good job, we'll submit it off. And yeah, dude, I think
it was great. I didn't need to drive up here for that defending myself.
Now Stone cold Et, by the way, we'll talk to Ben and
skin show at Pluckers in Lower Greenville in a second. Stone cold Et I
learned of about an hour ago, and it's a guy in a perfect et
mask and maybe maybe more than the mask. Have you seen the standing No,
yeah, when you play it, he needs to he needs to watch
watchteen year old meme on YouTube. Well, he's in a white Castle drive
through. I just know that he has a perfect et head so good.
I mean it looks, yes, it looks so perfect. But he's doing
the voice of Stune called Steve Austin. There. Here we go. This
is Stone cold Et and I want to order a cup of cheese burners.
And that's the bottom line, because you know, Stone coat Et like to
come a White Castle horror cup for Chase Burners to fill me up before I
whoop some ass. Give me a hell yeah if you're down with stone told
Et. Oh yeah, the stone cold Et likes whooping ass with stone cold
Et ride the bicycle, I ride along. I write it hard, just
like the Texas rampsnake when he's done a whooping big rick Man's ass. Give
me a yeah. What'd you say? Eight? What? Why'd you say?
E? T what I say? I want to order two Chase Burners.
And that's the bottom line. That's now Stone's Cold. Let the little
White Castle Burger well on it, because there's no black Stone Coft Boston eating
those little White Castle burger You know, Stone cult back a little White Castle
waction. Well, I'm busy flying off Daylians. When I'm busy being a
crap down Will Smith and in a parent's day or beat them off and I
roll by Stone call Et is gone on? What some mask? I mean,
God and the poor woman serve you with wearing a mask. I can't
helt you do to your mask? Stupid to watch hold on? Oh man,
thank you for that. HA been part of my heart for a long
long time. I don't think my granddad would have understood Stone cold Et.
Let's show that to our grandparents this holiday. This is about the same time
yesterday when we told everyone that eleventh President Millard Fillmore. It's just like Alec
bald One. You never know what you'll learn it from the down beat.
It is insane. We need a down there. There's not a picture of
him that exists that doesn't look like Alec Baldwin. Really, yeah, we
need a downbeat fun fact every twenty four Oh my, yeah, it shocking.
Oh I had no idea. Look at you whip some my ass,
eat some white cashules. Okay, I have weapon Vince McMahon's ass. Yeah.
If you talk back, sir, please take the mask off. This
is the hot Mount Rocky by the advanced air restoration. I have talkbacks from
the red microphone button on the iHeartRadio app. Here we go, Ops,
here we go. Kevin Id meet it too. Now, this is Stone
cold at shouting out the down bait. Ken, I'll get them all.
Hell yeah, don't cald Et listens to the down b because the downbeat is
the best stationer is around. And that'sh the bottom line. Can I get
a hell hell? Hell yeah with that water two different stone Cold Et.
How's one? That's one see we has. Before he even played it,
he knew. Yeah, that guy was like, hell yeah, new stone
Cold Et. I say, hell yeah. Is he's okay in stone Cold
Et a visual forum that's just stone Cold Yes, that's why you need to
clearly describe the quality of the et mask. I was imagining him having a
great mask on when I was getting that, though maybe not as good as
the actual Stone Cold Et, but I wasn't imagining some costume world mask on.
Hey, I'm one of Santa's elves and I'm calling because I wanted to
give the four of you your Christmas presents. Now that you're all in the
same room again, JJ, Sandon knows you love movies, so we got
you tickets to the world premiere of a documentary about Katie's life growing up in
all Me called Literacy for Christmas, and it's a real underdog story. I'd
say the ending is going to be pretty unexpected. Let's see what else Santa
has in his bag here. Okay, he ran out of time and created
a new one, so let's see what Santa's got. Hey, y'all,
it's Santa's elf again. Let's see what else we have for y'all in Santa's
bag of presents. Ooh, Danny, we got you something real special.
Uh. Santa got you a list of thirteen original songs that will need you
to write for next year on the radio. So if you could have that
done by about January third, that'd be great. Buddy, KT Wow,
we know you like to downplay the Jewish thing on air, but happy Hanukah.
Buddy, we got you a gift card to Dayton, Ohio's finest chowderhouse
in Buffet. Wow. Wow Wow. And last, but not least,
let's see what Santa has in his bag for Dallas Observers Radio Personality of the
Year Mike Siroy. Mike, we got your letter, but unfortunately Santa was
unable to get you every donated can good and clothing item and the Trini families.
Uh. He was just a little concerned with how evil that was.
But we didn't get you a gift card to Sardine Town. That's a brewery
that Kat and Danny are invested in play with their minnows. That's uh,
I forgot about starting Town. Do you hear about is that? This week?
Well? It's because was it, Nacho cheese Doritos teamed up with a
liquor company and they're making a liquor infused with nacho cheese Doritos. Yeah,
so Kevin and I are opening up a brewery that is inspired by fish.
It's called Sardine Town. Did not hear that? Uh huh? I would
have invested that. I missed out on that costly. Well, we'll see
what happens. It's a beer that tastes like sardines. Yes, no,
you get it? No more, say no more. Here's my check book.
Our logger is the Garfish, Little Garfish, I suck last one.
Dear lord, boys, what the hell's going on up there? I just
flew in from Buffalo on the whole time in a plane fight. The guy
was telling me all about the ninety seven one in the freak. I had
to listen to it when I got to Dallas. So I get him a
rental car and turn on ninety seven to one, and all I hear is
Dildo's being launched and Buffalo being invaded by Canada. What the hell is going
on up there? Love you boys. It's a fair question, merely predictions
for some day's game. We don't know, we can't see the future,
nothing more. And I would also though, like to extend my severe bomb
alert warning for Colin County. Oh, I think that was harsh. I
did hear that this morning a little much? Okay, fine, you want
to rescind that. Then alert law enforcement said it's not a big deal that
they found a bomb. Very scary and like you guys as asking what's going
on in play now, it's a mess up there, Yeah, a mess
homemade bomb, Nick the hell sex trafficking. Yes, it's been a bad
week for Plano. Bad month, bad year, good run for Almonds,
good run for Almonds, though bad month for Plano. Let's go live to
Pluckers off Lower Greenville in Dallas, where we have a double remote Ben skin
show followed by the Speakeasy. And I believe we have Ben and Steve and
groups. Nope, we do have Ben. We do have Steve, and
we got Garrett g Money, and we've got Ivonne and we are a skeleton
crew holding it down. And there's a five stamp warning on today's show.
All right, Yeah, if you have g Money with any any type of
power or control, we're gonna have. It's gonna be lots of mess ups
today and owners. We're gonna get him ten to fourteen carries today. He's
gonna get he's gonna get some action. He's gonna be involved, Steve,
We're giving him the ball. Really, I said, it's a five stamp
warning. Today is my last show of the year. Oh mail in,
Remember what does benav planned for his adventure Christmas time? Man, I'm just
gonna sit around and look at my owngrateful kids and just regret everything. Yeah,
to slowly shake your head left to right for two weeks, two weeks
worth. I just want to say what an absolute badass it is for the
Dallas Observer host of the Year to come in on a vacation day and do
some heavy lifting on a Friday during a vacation. Really impressive. Thank you,
thank you. It wasn't all that hard for me. Thank you,
pluckers, Thank you, pluckers. I hear I have not heard a note
of it, but my two guys in here said that Steve dropped a quite
a Christmas song just yesterday that I was not. I was. I was
fortunate enough to hear Mosquito in the Hulk in Florida State's blogger, which was
really magical. Tour bastard. I didn't hear Steve song just yet here was
good though, Stevie, well give it a listen. I was quite pleased
with how that one turned out. You never know how those things are gonna
go. I know Danny gets it, so it turned out great man loved
it well. Monday Tuesday's just being KT for the majority, So we will
definitely be uh be playing the Steve jam on one of those days for full
segments at a time, playing it again two thousand insurance policy changes for the
next year today, so it's gonna be great. So do you have anything
you want to tease or what are we? Yeah? What are we doing?
I just want to extend this offer any members of the Downbeat that come
out to Pluckers today to join us. Five wings on the house. Five
wings I just ate man. I wish that we just eight flck a heartbeat.
What else are the other offers? Any member of down Beat can exactly
guess how many wings they got back there? An entire meal of food for
you, and one guest comped it look went end out rerack. How many
wings you got back there? Right? That'll buy you some segment ins and
outs, a little giveaway. Yeah, you can do it, kind of
like a middle relief reliever coming in. Maybe you gave up a couple of
runs, but he got us through three or four innings. Yeah, exactly,
he got you the hold. Is there a cash offer to go to
Pucker's? Oh? Interesting, Okay, I'll say, by the way,
Kevin, are you booked for the nooner? I have no idea what you're
talking about. Okay, we have not yet booked our noon sports segment,
so that is in play. There is a bounty out for someone to come
to sports with me at noon, fifty dollars cash offer. Whoa a big
spender, But but you have to run the whole segment. Ben's gonna leave
sit in this car. What's your biggest concern with the game? Over and
over again? What your biggest concerned? No, We're uh, We're gonna
have a fun show. I honestly, the biggest thing on my mind is
bad news. And I hate being this way. I hate worrying about it,
but I'm super worried about Luca. I don't want to I don't want
to be right on this one. Kind of like Katie is with the bombs.
I don't want to be proven right on this, but I fear that
this year, this is the final year of the Luca worried, real worried.
Whoa are you kidding? No? All right, what time is that
discussion? Is that? Now? That's at the nooner? Okay, So
that's what you want, person, that's what you want Kati to talk about
it now. I'm hearing of this. Write that down a hot hot lead
five wings, five wings on the House courtesy of The Beninskin Show. I
do have and I appreciate you guys covering the rebuilding of the studio. Yeah,
thank you for that. We uh, right outside of the studio,
we had a montage of canvases and they were all old from when we first
launched, and so none of them really made sense anymore. So I pulled
them down off the wall and I brought them to Pluckers. So if we
have some loyal listeners who would like some of our some of our canvases,
some nice canvases, I'm just gonna be giving them away to people who come
up here and support us today. You're a gentle man, good man.
Yeah, we're gonna give those bad boys away. But right off the rip.
Steve's gonna tell it's at ten o'clock. Why he's not having sex at
home anymore? Oh Jesus, in depth, covering, in depth? All
right, boys, well yeah, not Kevin make but we completely are are
tank. You know it's zero. Come get some of those five wings.
I saw him five, I got it now. Bennett skin shown tended to
Plucker's Lower Greenville. The Speake's will be there two to six. Should be
a fun holiday party out there at Pluckers. So get on out there and
enjoy the fun for uh JJ Jackson and Danny Bayless and the vacationing Mike Siroy
who is now back and he had a surprise pop up appearance. I'm Kevin.
We'll be back at six am Monday morning. We'll break down cowboys and
bills for you. Next is the Benn and Skin show. And nine he's
other one, the freak. I don't know to talk anymore. I gotcha,
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