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It is tool time on the Tonya
Dwight Show with Dave Jennings on news Radio

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eight forty. What do I enjoy
boys when it comes to hunting for tools?

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Rod? You got it? This
isn't one of those. All right,

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let's call this person Albert Hiller.
Al thanks for listening. Well,

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actually we don't know Albert's age or
gender, but it doesn't matter. We'll

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still call this person Albert. Albert
said his cousin is nearly six hundred pounds

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oh no, and uses a mobility
scooter unable to walk without paint. Albert

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says, in July she has an
out of state wedding to attend, and

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I was asked to taxi her to
and from the event as I'm not currently

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employed, so my calendar is wide
open. But this has led to another

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issue. The mobility scooter cannot fit
into his Kia, so my cousin will

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have to use a wheelchair. The
problem is the event is being held in

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the public park. I can barely
push her on a paved surface, let

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alone grass and dirt. So in
an effort to remedy the issue, Albert

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attempted to contact a local medical equipment
agency, but they would not lease scooters

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because of the off road use.
Oh boy, my aunt and uncle have

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also declined to loan me their truck, which is how my cousin normally gets

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around. Because I have a pretty
bad driving history. Throw him in the

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back of the truck. Hey,
get in the bed there, Albert,

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the cousin's father apparently has health issues
that prevent him from driving. The mom

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can't afford to take off time from
work. I did look into renting a

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vehicle that could carry the scooter.
My gosh, but my cousin can't afford

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to pay for that, and obviously
I'm not working I can't either. The

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wedding party came up with an alternative
solution, but Albert says she didn't like

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the idea about the best solution anyone's
come up with is that you get a

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flatbed trailer they're using to toote supplies
from the cars. No, but my

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cousin said she feel humiliated having to
be rolled in like that. Come on,

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my cousin is furious with me,
saying I'm shaming her by saying I

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can't push her. But it's the
truth. Anyha. He wrapped it up

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and said, my cousin has done
a lot for me in the past.

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Please do not make degrading comments about
her. Am I the tool here?

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No, you're not the tool.
Oh my god, you're for trying all

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this stuff and you're not And you're
not shaming anybody if someone's six hundred pounds

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and you can't push him through the
mud in the grass. Okay. I

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don't know how many times I have
to say this, Yes, yes,

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you don't have to go to the
wedding. Yes, yes, you know

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what life moves on if you don't
go to the wedding, and then on

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the caterer will be happy. We
do so many stories of well I want

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my cousin there, but my mom
doesn't want it. What do I know

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your cousin doesn't go to the wedding? Can you imagine the bride and groom

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so stupid? Just like like Dave
said, how much easier it could be

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on the bride and groom expense wise
on their catering bill. I to a

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wedding cake. You gotta be was
here a second ago? Look, just

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two little lonely cake figures. No
one wants to go to your wedding.

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No, dude, do that?
So that's the problem. So, first

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of all, it's it's a cousin, right, it is a cousin.

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Her parents can't help. Okay,
I'm out. I love you guys,

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but I'm out. I'm going to
the wedding to see you guys around.

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You can't go. Dude, you're
six hundred pounds, bro, And enough

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with this, I mean, sister, you're shaming me. They're not shaming

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you. Look, if you're six
hundred pounds, it's gonna prevent you from

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doing certain things. And and and
that's just a fact. There's a difference

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between fact and shaming. No,
the even suggesting that they would use the

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trailer that they preg in everything else
on to get your fat ass into the

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wedding. Sorry, the one thing
that shame goes a long way here.

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Absolutely. The one thing they didn't
try was to look for a burly dude.

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Maybe that could push her. No, yeah, but seriously, what

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if it's a hill. I don't
think I don't think could push sids for

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that strip and that thing starts rolling. Hey, lou forregno can wait right

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here for the weekend. Why you
need to push my fat sister to a

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wedding us. So again, this
these wedding stories kill me. You know,

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Look six hundred pounds. This is
now to have the conversation of get

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busy living or get busy dying.
Go one thousand pounds or get lose weight.

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Wouldn't it be great? You know? You know how a wedding invitation

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has check chicken or fish or whatever. Yeah, and on airplane? Yeah,

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would it be great if there was
like an opt out and it would

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cost you like two hundred dollars to
opt out? You know what I mean?

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Hey, we want you to come
to tin and they've done that,

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Yeah, they have. I have
that rs VP card and on it says

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that the second the third box is
check this, pay fifty dollars and don't

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come to the wedding. Oh I
would love that. Yeah, absolutely,

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send in my card. I've made
a donation to the Human Fund on your

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behalf. But I've always wondered,
and this is really cruel, But I'm

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kind of a cruel dude. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, And

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if a reputation and a cruel dude, I don't have feelings and I'm kind

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of vain what whoa whoa? This
is a sided you never seen, I

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know, So I would I always
wondered, if the person can't move and

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they're six hundred pounds, isn't the
person bringing the food to them? Couldn't

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they say Nope, you're not getting
that. Yeah, you're not eating three

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pizzas. You're gonna eat one pizza. This says buckets a chicken fat one

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pizza, not three. What about
the chair at the all the chairs at

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the wedding if they see her coming, not mean, who's gonna help her

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go to the bathroom? I'm not
and again I'm again, I'm not.

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I'm not. I don't want to
fat shame here, but that when you

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get to six hundred pounds, and
now we're talking mental and physical, you

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are going to die. Okay,
you're going to say that that's shaming,

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then, crusher David David. I
wish this was a guy. I just

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I don't mind doing it with guys. Girls. I just have gender.

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I see gender girls. Sounds me
like you're a transphobic. Do you see

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you see two genders? Or if
you been, I'm sorry, I apologize.

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Does the does the does the door
to go to the bathroom that the

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guy have pants on or a skirt? Both? Dude's right? Really,

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no, mine's just it's just I
just see a stick, just a straight

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line, it says, and it
says restroom. Well, the DEA has

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seized one hundred and seventy thousand fetanyl
pills. Good job for the d Yeah,

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they did it in less than two
weeks. According to DEA numbers,

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that number of pills is equal to
one fourth of the amount seized in twenty

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twenty three. Uh. It follows
Operation Hotline Bling. Done Dunk names these

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things hotline Bling. That's kind of
a stupid up reagion. Hotline bling.

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Fentanyl is like a flamethrower. What
human came up with these ideas like fentanyl.

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Well, if it's just a little
one grain of it touches your finger,

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it's an elephant tranquilizer. Yeah.
Well, maybe they give it to

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the wedding lady and say, hey, you went to the wedding, but

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you passed out, but we got
your home, okay, and just pull

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a wedding a great time. Here's
proof. Look, little wedding cake crumbs

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on your could digitally just put her
in. That's true. You know,

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here's the deal. This is the
play. Okay, I have to go

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to the no no, no,
no, now I'm all for her going

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to the wedding. Lord, and
here's why. Here's the play. You

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want to make this happen for her? I do, And here's what you

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need to do. You and lanesmig
are you pushing the hi Susanyane, Susanne,

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I can't be you our anniversary.
It's weekend. I gotta push a

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fat lady up a heel. I
love you too. If I don't come

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back, I got to. I
got to chase the lance corrupt with this.

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Okay, So here's the play.
Not only do you get the six

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hundred pound lady to the wedding,
but you put her in a gigantic white

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wedding dress to steal the thunder because
you can't miss that one, right,

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You had to say steal the thunder
again. If you're a way challenge,

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we apologize. We want you to
get help. Yes, look, me

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being ridiculed led to me. Well, that and a pre diabetes diagnosis led

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to me getting in shape, somewhat
shape. I fat shamed you almost every

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day at your cubeil. Yeah,
but I don't care what you go.

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Your opinion has never meant anything too
well, that's why it went on for

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years sweat on for years and then
my doctor, my doctor say I would

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go in and I would have like
a broken toe. I say, I

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got a broken toe? Goes yeah, I bet you do. It's because

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you're fat. Hey, hey,
hey doctor young, I got uh take

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a strip throat. Look at these
white dodge back here, But you do

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have strip throat? What because you're
fat? Because you're fat? Now?

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What what finally worked? Was it? I said, are you crazy?

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Yes or no? Uh? Yes, yes, yes, yes you're crazy.

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Use your crazy, yeah for good
for the good, rock good for

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good. That's what I did,
and do use your crazy for your diet.

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And you actually heard. And now
it's chicken and rice every day,

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and like it's he's using as crazy, Like only crazy people would meal prep

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thirty meals in one thing and eat
the same thing every day all day for

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a month. I eat everything.
I eat the same thing every day.

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I have for like four years.
There's exceptions like Baronols have Baranols tonight and

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I have Baronos Friday. Cabo San
Lucas is an exception. Yeah, naked

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Lasagna emilianos. Sure, but I
got I got to chase a Lance McGarvey

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squirrel Lance McGary, the voice of
and Louis of basketball. And I'm saying,

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so, you know how, uh
guy, he's gonna hate this.

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So you know how couples have pet
names for each other. Okay, yeah,

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okay, all right, okay,
so fifty thousand this is in our

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backyard, this fifty thousand watt radio
station. The sing reaches Michigan. So

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let's let's uh, let's uh lance, I'm not I'm not on board with

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whatever this is happening. Yeah,
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

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So uh so we would go with
like San Andrew's pub wherever, and his

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uh his his girlfriend at the time
but wife now Susann would always say,

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hey, uh, can you give
me a beer? Timmy and I would

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catch it every once in a while, and our friends would catching right once.

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She called him Timmy. So one
night I said, uh, let

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me see no, no, no, no, no no. So one

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night, where do you get Timmy? That's what I'm saying. I'm like,

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hey, dude, what the hell
is you call you Timmy? Is

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it Fredy and slip? He wouldn't
want to talk about it. So one

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night I got him buttered up just
enough and I said, come on,

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just between me and you. I'll
never ever say this on a fifty thousand

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watt radio station. Why is she
calling you tim? He goes, well,

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it's called a pet name she has
for me. I said, pet

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name. What's she call you tim
for? He goes, well, that's

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not the full name. I don't
want to tell you, glass, what's

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the name? He goes. Sometimes
she'll pull pull over and she'll point her

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lips and say Timmy Tiss, Timmy
Tis. So his nickname was so?

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His nickname was? His nickname was
Timmy Tis. I didn't know she had

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a speech impediment. Timmy Tits,
come here, Come here, Timmy Tits.

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That is one hundred times worse than
I thought. That's a hundred lance.

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I'm so sorry. It would be
a good stage name, right,

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Timmy Tiss. Sure would. Sorry
your lads, No, you're not.

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Oh yeah, I'm not. Oh
he's blowing up my phone for some reason.

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I don't know what that is.
Hope, there's nothing wrong. By

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the way. A little later on, I have a list of the most

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common phobias according to Google, and
you guys have at least one of them.

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Oh, I guarantee it. No, there's the older you get.

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The older you get, the more
weird you get about it. I bet

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I got a few of them on
there. I can't wait. I can't

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wait to hear this. And and
by the way I saw this, we

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always like to do PSA's where you
know, buckle up, put your phone

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down, stuff like that. Uh. Now they're saying bathing suits for kids?

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Have you seen this to where they
want to They want to pass legislation

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that And I'm saying this because Fortunly
is coming up. Every is going to

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lake or the swimming, so they
want to pass legislation. When I first

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read it, I was like,
what the hell? And then it kind

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of makes sense. So they want
to pass legislation that says no gray or

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white bathing suits for kids because you
can't see gray in the watery white.

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You keep tracking, Well, okay, you know, because here's the here's

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the deal. It doesn't matter what
color bathing suit that Kittener boy had on.

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Yeah, but Alex Kittener will never
well, I know what color it

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was. After the shark cut there, it was red. Pip It did

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not die man stop a day,
the stupid little bar. Okay, pip

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It said, look my owner throws
a stick. It plays with a stick.

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I'm gonna go there's sharks in here. I'm not chasing after that.

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No, he said, I'm gonna
go swim to a better family that gets

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me actual dog toys from Feeder's pet
supply instead of stupid. By the way,

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the mom looked about eighty she did. It's like, how is that

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the mom of a tenure? Yeah, okay, step kid. So they're

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saying, just brightly colored bathing suits
for your kids, because if you have

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multiple kids. I knew a family
that they had three daughters and they would

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put gigantic bows on the top of
their hair so they could keep them.

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These poor kids, and they can
see him in the in the pool,

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these poor kids. It's the number
one well in the swimming pool. Swimming

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pool. Bro, Look, it's
the number one reason for toddler's death is

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drowning. It's it's it's it's uh. That's why I always think it's crazy

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people have pool parties for like under
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you're nuts, especially if you're drinking. I'm like, are you crazy?

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You can't know, there's no way
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All right, so happy not for
everybody, please, Wow, I will

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show. I will go over how
to get past some bathing suits insecurities.

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Later in the show, we'll get
past bathing suit. Here's in security trot.

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You put the bathing suit on for
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to the lake this weekend for July, and you're like, I haven't been

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in the bathing suit for an other
people and forever. I can't believe I

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look idious. Okay, So something
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was hanging out, and I thought, you know what, I'm gonna try

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on this skippy bathing suit that I
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a change. Well, I had
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I gotta wear a bathing suit.
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I will wear this any bitty one
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come out, and Denise looks at
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I'd admire your courage. I know, take it, man, you

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know what I'm saying. That's awesome. So I looked at the but I

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looked at it that is fantastic.
Serious. So I go upstairs, I

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put her on. I'm like,
this is not that bad. It's fantastic.

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I said, you know this,
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pretty good. So I thought,
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go whoa or something like that.
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and Denise goes, hey, I
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right, So we'll go over these
basic Uh you know, how do you

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get over some insecurities. You're going
out in bathing suit for the first time

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this summer, Tequila, Let's just
well that helps, that's for sure.

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It's getting brave and going out there. But we'll go over some tips.

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Tell them we said hi, coming
up, We've got Greg. Get

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your l Presidente of the Batsket will
be joined us. But really in the

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years with Courtney donaho is next on
news radio forty w h as all right,

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we won yesterday on that was Dwight
and Courtney. I wanted to go

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a year, different year, but
you guys nailed it. We will talk

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about Jason Tatum's contract after the break. It's the largest sports contract for an

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individual in history, and we'll talk
about how much it is. It is

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a ridiculous amount of money. But
and the Celtics are for sale? Are

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they really? Yeah, y'all want
to pull our money back? Actually put

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them? Put them up for sale
yesterday? Four or five billion? Yep.

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Absolutely. Sportico values They do a
lot of analytics based on teams,

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and they value it at about five
point one billion. Oh yeah, gosh,

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god, that is crazy. Wow. Yeah. And with grus back

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then is the team of people bought
it for three hundred and sixty million dollars

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in two thousand and two. By
the way, Wick's wife used to be

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my boss, Mae. Nowhere's ago
man, Amelia Fuzzlari. Well, yes,

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she used to be my boss many
many years ago and then got divorced

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and definitely married up. I'll tell
you that. I think Louisville, the

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Kentucky Colonels were offered to go into
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I think it was one hundred thousand
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and the and the team was like, eh, We're good. I just

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gonna disband. Wow, the rest
is history. You guys ready for some

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songs, Let's do it. These
are all top twenty hits somewhere back in

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the day, including Paula Cole Where
have all the Cowboys Gone? Yeah?

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I would say ninety nine or eight? You think, Yeah, I was

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going to say five or six or
wait no, no, no, maybe

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you're right, Maybe you're right.
Maybe no I go and I go,

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oh no, no, no,
I'll meet in the middle of ninety six.

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No, I'll go ninety five,
now five, okay, yeah,

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ninety four to ninety five. This
is Paula Poundstone and where have all the

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Cowboys Gone? Sorry? I was
getting confused on what year I was in

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college. Oh, I wonder why
that was. I wont to hear about

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these blurry college years later. Yeah, those Galuley videos. Little sampling going

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on here as yet? Sampling Chicago's
hard to say. I'm sorry, it's

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later nineties, right, no,
mid who is it day? As yet?

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As yet? Thanks for the no
help. Oh, this was like

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that whole entire Yeah. Never those
bands came out at that time. I've

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never heard this. Yeah, I've
never heard this song before in my life.

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I've never heard the orig old but
not this version. Hey, se

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Holiday, Hey, thanks for shopping
Walmart. Have a great, good day

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season. Let's slide over to Savage
Garden. Since that didn't help you,

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thanks for the I want you.
It's the nineties, man, you're all

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top twenty ooh. Then Savage Garden
puts me later, Savage Garden puts me

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around nineties six seven, I'll go
ninety six. Oh man, I had

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no idea this is ninety six.
I have no idea what it was.

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It was? It was it was
he was a bare he was he had

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no hair. I'm lost. I
have no idea. I couldn't tell you.

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Okay, maybe this will help my
nineties because it was that was a

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blur for me too. The serve
pipe, Oh Freshman, ninety seven?

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Ninety seven? Yeah, yes,
Gronk no think So what do Gronk think

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I have? I haven think ninety
six. I think ninety seven. Uh

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this on Tony's phone? You google, No, it's on my phone.

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I have it in my he actually
listens. I listened to the song.

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Yeah, it's a great mood.
You ever men straight when you listen to

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it? Or I don't men straight, but I spotted a little bit.

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Sorry. It's a natural thing song
again, the Freshman, The Freshman Freshman.

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I'm not going to say the title
of this to you, Courtney.

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This is Meredith Brooks. Oh is
this I'm a B word? Yeah,

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ninety seven, ninety seven, ninety
eight. I'll tell you his real being.

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I'll tell you it was a real
B word. It is Janish down

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the curves where I work out.
Yeah, why every time I get when

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I'm a curves working out and I
take the lavender weights from the rover room.

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Yeah, she goes do and belonging
to belonging to Terte and the number

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one next song, July the second, somewhere back in the day, speaking

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of sampling Puff Daddy at the time, it's ninety six. It's not out.

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I cannot tell you. I yeah, I don't know. Ninety six.

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It's nineteen ninety six. I was. I was seven years into my

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radio career and I was on rock
radio. I didn't play any of this

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stuff. I would say, ninety
seven, Okay, let's go on.

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I go with Cody because that's her
reel house. That's your wheelhouse, nineties

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on my wheelhouse, all right,
Cordy Dunnaho Dave. She says, nineteen

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ninety seven Courtney calls this shot I'll
be missing you was number one July the

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second, nineteen ninety seven roll Cody
Dunnaho, you are no, I see.

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I have to pin it down to
where I was. Yes, you

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got it. Relate it. It's
all about this was when I was dancing

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in Cantina. I put it down
to women. I do that too.

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I know I know what years like
who I was dating and that song was

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a hit. Yeah, yeah,
I do that to people actually dated you

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guys. Yeah, well in parentheses, more like clandestine hookups. It was

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only by I was alone in this
too. It was I can change them.

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Yeah, you could define their relationships
in hours, which happens to be

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a fetish of mine. I like
women changing me. Long relationships for big

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Baby rattles his average. I don't
know e eight weeks was a long relationship

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for me. No, The the
type of relationships I had in that days.

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I used to go out to the
Cantena, for example, and I

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used to see the different guys in
the bars, and they would have money

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and they'd be like, oh,
i'll buy you girls around and I would

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take the money. I would go
up to the bartender who knew me,

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and I would get the round to
give it to me for free, and

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I pocket the cash. Oh yeah, you scaming emphasis on. Oh it

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was such sha hustle. I did
all that. That's that's what got me

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through college. How much I mean? Did girls other girls respected? Do

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they call you skank? No?
No, they've they respected it because you

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know I had I had a ton
of money to go out your way through

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college at the bottom bannery. Let's
do this. Let's go on to the

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market. We are four minutes past. What does the market look like toop

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Openings unexpectedly rose in May. Available
positions increase to eight point one four million.

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We are seeing stocks a little change, the S and P not really

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moving anywhere. We do have the
jobs report on Friday, That's why we

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have that music going. But the
Dow is down eighteen points. With the

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news radio eight forty w h A
s. Bloomberg money report. I'm courney

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Donaho new jerseys too. I think
we're going to talk about the team is

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going to wear some interesting unis.
Greg Galliot is with us right now.

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I believe they're called costumes. Costumes. It's costplay. That would be fantastic

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if their costumes. But in all
so, before we get started with Greg

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Elliott, you didn't have thunder,
So you got all these fireworks laying around.

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What Yeah, when you when are
you gonna blow off the fireworks?

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Our friends from Zambellia, they've been
stockpiling all these Yeah, we're shooting them

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tomorrow night. Before we talk about
tomorrow night, let's talk about tonight though,

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because if you ask me, man, both nights and the nights to

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go two dollars menu tonight. Yeah, tell you what. Last night was

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the night to go with the weather. Oh my god, it was glorious.

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It was perfect last night's crowd.
Unfortunately we didn't win, but boy,

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it was beautiful outside. It's almost
a little cool. Yeah, But

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that's the thing about the Bats,
even if they don't win, it's the

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experience. Man. I'm not even
just saying that because you're here. I've

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never once been to slugger Field,
not walk out. I said, that

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was a damn good time. And
it's perfect because it's the Wednesday night.

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You're not here for July, but
you are here the Wednesday night before many

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people are working Thursday. Yeah,
so tomorrow night's like a Saturday, that's

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right. No, yeah, darn
Tutan, President Antaym. We're gonna celebrate

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the birth of America. In America. There's a story that you're going to

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tell about, an act about somebody
does he use his feet and there's a

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chihuahua. Yeah, we have probably
one of the top NBA halftime entertainment acts

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tomorrow night, who actually did his
first ever baseball game with me back before

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the pandemic. His name is Christian
and Scooby. Scooby is his Chihuala dog.

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Christian is a fabulous gymnast who does
a lot of hand balancing routines,

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and throughout the entire routine, Scooby
is on his feet. Oh he's balancing

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Scooby while he's bouncing himself. Good
boy. And this dog's amazing and especially

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for families with kids, it's a
tremendous act. It's only six minutes long,

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and it'll be tomorrow night right before
we shoot our fireworks off right for

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the games over So game time tomorrow
night, seven oh five. Gates open

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at six. This game is trending
to be probably a sellout. Oh,

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so I suggest you buy your tickets
today and just go to bats baseball dot

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com to do so. Plus tomorrow
night for all you adults, our friends

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at Cupcake Vineyard who are presenting the
game tomorrow night will have a drink special

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for their red and white wines,
six ounce pores for only four dollars tomorrow

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night. Yes, okay, we'll
play baseball bingo tomorrow night. Oh but

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hang on, let's get back to
the cupcake wine. Let's get him to

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get into a blueberry wine, so
you have a red, white, and

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blue looking forward to next year.
I have a Dwight question for you.

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I have a Dwight question. Go
ahead, how about doing the Chihuaha act

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at halftime? Oh, there you
go, there you go, Thank you,

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mister baseball. But he but you
had to instruct this guy about it.

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I had to tell him what a
run was, when an inning was,

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when an out was. And now
he's become one of the more popular

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acts throughout the minor league. So
uh, that's what you know. When

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Dale Owens was with us, God
rest his soul. He he and I

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really believed in bringing the fans as
much value as we can. So we

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really delved into the NBA Entertainment department
and all their various halftime acts and had

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them all come through Louisville Slugger Field
and for a lot of them it was

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their first ever taste of baseball.
Red Panda folks like that quick change.

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Oh god, Christopher the man in
the Middle. I mean, we did

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them all and had a lot of
fun doing it. So we're kind of

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getting back into that realm a little
bit starting tomorrow night. Well, let's

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talk about savall night with the Outback
Steakhouse. Baseball Bingo. What goes on

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with that? Talk about that.
Basically, it's you play bingo with a

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traditional baseball card or Bengo card in
your hands. Yeah, and it's based

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on what's going on in the game
in front of you. So it's a

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really great way to have fun with
the game. And we give away to

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the winner a fifty dollars gift card
from our friends at Meyer and obviously also

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everybody on their Bengo card has a
nice coupon from our friends at Outback,

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so it's really cool. Okay,
So strikeouts, So a strikeout happens listed

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yeah, and it's listed on there, so you you just punched it through

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and then a home run obviously or
somebody grounded out or it's a lot of

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fun. We've been doing it,
gosh for thirty years. Takes us back

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to old Cardinal Stadium we were doing
it so but that's part of the night.

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And of course the big big fireworks
show with our friends from Zambelli and

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the fireworks tomorrow night is courtesy of
our friends overt Wright implement brand new sponsor

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of the team, so we're looking
forward to parting with them tomorrow night.

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So and then folks, we'll go
on the road for the weekend. We'll

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come back next week on Tuesday night
to play Saint Paul Saints and put on

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your calendars next Saturday night. I
don't know a lot of the gastrold doctors

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in town will have this date on
their calendar. Is it'll be dime dog

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Night, gosh on a Saturday night. Saturday night. You gotta be kidding

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hot dogs for night. It's a
max of ten hot dogs per transaction,

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so throw a dollar down you can
get ten dogs, the wow the whole

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family and one trip through the concession
line. But we will have satellite stations

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selling hot dogs around the outfield concourse
also, so we don't get backed up

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at the concession line. See I
heard that right, the ten cent hot

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dogs on a Saturday. What's the
hot dog? Fisher hot dog? Good

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hot dog. Look. So here's
the thing. If you're gonna go to

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one BATS game, you're you're gonna
go to at least five over the course

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of the season. That's just a
fact. Talk about this buddy, Buddy

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bats five, it's Buddy's Best five. And really what we did is we

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selected the five best promotional games during
the course of the year, and uh,

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obviously tomorrow is one of those.
And it allows a family, especially

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looking to take in some bats baseball
up to five games where you get the

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best games right off. Yeah,
so we pre picked the best games promotionally

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for you, put it right in
your lap, and it's an easy plan

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to buy, and it's been very
popular. The Ali bobblehead was part of

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this plan, and for next year, as part of the plan, we've

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already got in store the Denny Crumb
bobblehead. Wow. Uh bats baseball dot

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com. You buy your tickets walking
up to the gate. I would do

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that for Saturdays. I would get
you no for Wednesday, and I would

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get Wednesdays today, I would get
don't wait to last. I really would

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do it today, all right,
Greg Gallet and then the uniform is real

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quick. We'll we're our stars and
stripes jerseys tomorrow night to honor America.

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And so it's a very patriotic evening. It's a great way for families especially.

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We just said it. Folks probably
aren't working Thursday. It's your Saturday

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tomorrow, so make plans to join
us. What's the one that I heard

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with the milk? And what's the
milk? We did that last night?

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You did last week the Malu milk, moon milkers, the moon milker.

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Every team in Mynor League Baseball has
to do this for one game this year.

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Is it's part of a sponsorship with
Major League Baseball and sponsored by oatlely

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uh, the non dairy frozen treat
and milk. And so last night we

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wore our black and pink moon milker. Obviously didn't bring us a lot of

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luck, but uh oh well,
I love it. Great Galloy, Bye

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Baseball dot Com. I just got
to say they looked utterly ridiculous. Why

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you can't lots of pasta, lots
of pasta, Louisville Dot com is the

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website. Stop on by thirty seven
to seventeen Lexington Road in the heart of

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Saint Matthew's Fourth of July parties.
Stop on by and grab the You've got

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knockworst, You've got polish sauceaede,
lots of things you can put on the

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grill, hot dogs, pre cooked, brought worst like the stadium brought's all

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right there at lots of pasta.
If you're heading to a party, your

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dish to pass, your salsa,
your dips, your chips all right there

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too. And craft beer, bring
good beer. I'm gonna poke my head

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in here for one second. You
won't wake up your eggs in the breakfast

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time? How do I do it? Ah? Baby, you know what

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I'm talking about. Rattlesnake cheese.
It's a Wisconsin cheddar infused with hob and

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narrow and taquila Mama Mia. Okay. So also the chicken chipulte, pasta,

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salad, salad the best, grab
and go whip in, grab a

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pine of it and head to the
party. You will be the most popular.

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That people will be like who brought
this? And you go like that's

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me, and it'll be completely gone. It'll be the only thing that's gone

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at the party you go to for
this weekend, it's lots of pasta thirty

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seven seventeen Lexington Road in the heart
of Saint Matthews. We'll see you later

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on news radio eight forty whas all
right, Our number three is coming your

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way. The Tony and du Chow
Jennings brought you a boy the Kentucky Office

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of Highway Safety Weight Loss Centers of
Louisville. I'll be headed there a little

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bit later this afternoon to do a
red light therapy. My wife and I

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started the program last during the holidays. We said right before the holidays.

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They said, if we don't lose
weight before the holidays, we're going to

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come out of the holidays in the
January just fat asses. We've got to

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lose the weight. And we are
the type of couple that looks at each

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other and go, hey, you
look fat, and the other person goes,

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you look fatter. You're you're a
caring couple. Thank you. That's

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right. We're just honest with each
other. They oose that I could just

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walk in who what, Oh no, please don't, Tony, this is

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John Wam. It's not even I
use the laser beams, methods, red

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light. There a way loss there
is at Louisville, John Waite, the

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worst voice you've ever done in thirty
years of radio is John Wayne. Thank

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you. It's mister Ed. That
is mister Ed. It is mister Ed.

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Oh it's awful. It's awful.
The fact that you keep going back

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to it like like a well,
stop it. It's getting better, though,

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is it? Yes, it is
okay, six seventy one oh five.

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There are three different types of diets. Actually, I got a very

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famous basketball coach that called me this
week and said, dude, does it

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work? Hook me up? So
he's gonna hit on over there. Nine

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oh six seventy one oh five.
Three different types of diets. Jack and

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I lost the weight we need to
lose in three weeks. We gained it

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over three years, we lost it
in three weeks, and we've kept it

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off. Nine oh six seventy one
oh five. And make sure you tell

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him that John Wayne sent you so
terrible. Please don't please don't say that

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seventy one oh five. Don't Oh
my gosh, the do don't do it?

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Just in here went back after this
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