It is tool time on the Tonya Dwight Show with Dave Jennings on news Radio
eight forty. What do I enjoy boys when it comes to hunting for tools?
Rod? You got it? This isn't one of those. All right,
let's call this person Albert Hiller. Al thanks for listening. Well,
actually we don't know Albert's age or gender, but it doesn't matter. We'll
still call this person Albert. Albert said his cousin is nearly six hundred pounds
oh no, and uses a mobility scooter unable to walk without paint. Albert
says, in July she has an out of state wedding to attend, and
I was asked to taxi her to and from the event as I'm not currently
employed, so my calendar is wide open. But this has led to another
issue. The mobility scooter cannot fit into his Kia, so my cousin will
have to use a wheelchair. The problem is the event is being held in
the public park. I can barely push her on a paved surface, let
alone grass and dirt. So in an effort to remedy the issue, Albert
attempted to contact a local medical equipment agency, but they would not lease scooters
because of the off road use. Oh boy, my aunt and uncle have
also declined to loan me their truck, which is how my cousin normally gets
around. Because I have a pretty bad driving history. Throw him in the
back of the truck. Hey, get in the bed there, Albert,
the cousin's father apparently has health issues that prevent him from driving. The mom
can't afford to take off time from work. I did look into renting a
vehicle that could carry the scooter. My gosh, but my cousin can't afford
to pay for that, and obviously I'm not working I can't either. The
wedding party came up with an alternative solution, but Albert says she didn't like
the idea about the best solution anyone's come up with is that you get a
flatbed trailer they're using to toote supplies from the cars. No, but my
cousin said she feel humiliated having to be rolled in like that. Come on,
my cousin is furious with me, saying I'm shaming her by saying I
can't push her. But it's the truth. Anyha. He wrapped it up
and said, my cousin has done a lot for me in the past.
Please do not make degrading comments about her. Am I the tool here?
No, you're not the tool. Oh my god, you're for trying all
this stuff and you're not And you're not shaming anybody if someone's six hundred pounds
and you can't push him through the mud in the grass. Okay. I
don't know how many times I have to say this, Yes, yes,
you don't have to go to the wedding. Yes, yes, you know
what life moves on if you don't go to the wedding, and then on
the caterer will be happy. We do so many stories of well I want
my cousin there, but my mom doesn't want it. What do I know
your cousin doesn't go to the wedding? Can you imagine the bride and groom
so stupid? Just like like Dave said, how much easier it could be
on the bride and groom expense wise on their catering bill. I to a
wedding cake. You gotta be was here a second ago? Look, just
two little lonely cake figures. No one wants to go to your wedding.
No, dude, do that? So that's the problem. So, first
of all, it's it's a cousin, right, it is a cousin.
Her parents can't help. Okay, I'm out. I love you guys,
but I'm out. I'm going to the wedding to see you guys around.
You can't go. Dude, you're six hundred pounds, bro, And enough
with this, I mean, sister, you're shaming me. They're not shaming
you. Look, if you're six hundred pounds, it's gonna prevent you from
doing certain things. And and and that's just a fact. There's a difference
between fact and shaming. No, the even suggesting that they would use the
trailer that they preg in everything else on to get your fat ass into the
wedding. Sorry, the one thing that shame goes a long way here.
Absolutely. The one thing they didn't try was to look for a burly dude.
Maybe that could push her. No, yeah, but seriously, what
if it's a hill. I don't think I don't think could push sids for
that strip and that thing starts rolling. Hey, lou forregno can wait right
here for the weekend. Why you need to push my fat sister to a
wedding us. So again, this these wedding stories kill me. You know,
Look six hundred pounds. This is now to have the conversation of get
busy living or get busy dying. Go one thousand pounds or get lose weight.
Wouldn't it be great? You know? You know how a wedding invitation
has check chicken or fish or whatever. Yeah, and on airplane? Yeah,
would it be great if there was like an opt out and it would
cost you like two hundred dollars to opt out? You know what I mean?
Hey, we want you to come to tin and they've done that,
Yeah, they have. I have that rs VP card and on it says
that the second the third box is check this, pay fifty dollars and don't
come to the wedding. Oh I would love that. Yeah, absolutely,
send in my card. I've made a donation to the Human Fund on your
behalf. But I've always wondered, and this is really cruel, But I'm
kind of a cruel dude. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, And
if a reputation and a cruel dude, I don't have feelings and I'm kind
of vain what whoa whoa? This is a sided you never seen, I
know, So I would I always wondered, if the person can't move and
they're six hundred pounds, isn't the person bringing the food to them? Couldn't
they say Nope, you're not getting that. Yeah, you're not eating three
pizzas. You're gonna eat one pizza. This says buckets a chicken fat one
pizza, not three. What about the chair at the all the chairs at
the wedding if they see her coming, not mean, who's gonna help her
go to the bathroom? I'm not and again I'm again, I'm not.
I'm not. I don't want to fat shame here, but that when you
get to six hundred pounds, and now we're talking mental and physical, you
are going to die. Okay, you're going to say that that's shaming,
then, crusher David David. I wish this was a guy. I just
I don't mind doing it with guys. Girls. I just have gender.
I see gender girls. Sounds me like you're a transphobic. Do you see
you see two genders? Or if you been, I'm sorry, I apologize.
Does the does the does the door to go to the bathroom that the
guy have pants on or a skirt? Both? Dude's right? Really,
no, mine's just it's just I just see a stick, just a straight
line, it says, and it says restroom. Well, the DEA has
seized one hundred and seventy thousand fetanyl pills. Good job for the d Yeah,
they did it in less than two weeks. According to DEA numbers,
that number of pills is equal to one fourth of the amount seized in twenty
twenty three. Uh. It follows Operation Hotline Bling. Done Dunk names these
things hotline Bling. That's kind of a stupid up reagion. Hotline bling.
Fentanyl is like a flamethrower. What human came up with these ideas like fentanyl.
Well, if it's just a little one grain of it touches your finger,
it's an elephant tranquilizer. Yeah. Well, maybe they give it to
the wedding lady and say, hey, you went to the wedding, but
you passed out, but we got your home, okay, and just pull
a wedding a great time. Here's proof. Look, little wedding cake crumbs
on your could digitally just put her in. That's true. You know,
here's the deal. This is the play. Okay, I have to go
to the no no, no, no, now I'm all for her going
to the wedding. Lord, and here's why. Here's the play. You
want to make this happen for her? I do, And here's what you
need to do. You and lanesmig are you pushing the hi Susanyane, Susanne,
I can't be you our anniversary. It's weekend. I gotta push a
fat lady up a heel. I love you too. If I don't come
back, I got to. I got to chase the lance corrupt with this.
Okay, So here's the play. Not only do you get the six
hundred pound lady to the wedding, but you put her in a gigantic white
wedding dress to steal the thunder because you can't miss that one, right,
You had to say steal the thunder again. If you're a way challenge,
we apologize. We want you to get help. Yes, look, me
being ridiculed led to me. Well, that and a pre diabetes diagnosis led
to me getting in shape, somewhat shape. I fat shamed you almost every
day at your cubeil. Yeah, but I don't care what you go.
Your opinion has never meant anything too well, that's why it went on for
years sweat on for years and then my doctor, my doctor say I would
go in and I would have like a broken toe. I say, I
got a broken toe? Goes yeah, I bet you do. It's because
you're fat. Hey, hey, hey doctor young, I got uh take
a strip throat. Look at these white dodge back here, But you do
have strip throat? What because you're fat? Because you're fat? Now?
What what finally worked? Was it? I said, are you crazy?
Yes or no? Uh? Yes, yes, yes, yes you're crazy.
Use your crazy, yeah for good for the good, rock good for
good. That's what I did, and do use your crazy for your diet.
And you actually heard. And now it's chicken and rice every day,
and like it's he's using as crazy, Like only crazy people would meal prep
thirty meals in one thing and eat the same thing every day all day for
a month. I eat everything. I eat the same thing every day.
I have for like four years. There's exceptions like Baronols have Baranols tonight and
I have Baronos Friday. Cabo San Lucas is an exception. Yeah, naked
Lasagna emilianos. Sure, but I got I got to chase a Lance McGarvey
squirrel Lance McGary, the voice of and Louis of basketball. And I'm saying,
so, you know how, uh guy, he's gonna hate this.
So you know how couples have pet names for each other. Okay, yeah,
okay, all right, okay, so fifty thousand this is in our
backyard, this fifty thousand watt radio station. The sing reaches Michigan. So
let's let's uh, let's uh lance, I'm not I'm not on board with
whatever this is happening. Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
So uh so we would go with like San Andrew's pub wherever, and his
uh his his girlfriend at the time but wife now Susann would always say,
hey, uh, can you give me a beer? Timmy and I would
catch it every once in a while, and our friends would catching right once.
She called him Timmy. So one night I said, uh, let
me see no, no, no, no, no no. So one
night, where do you get Timmy? That's what I'm saying. I'm like,
hey, dude, what the hell is you call you Timmy? Is
it Fredy and slip? He wouldn't want to talk about it. So one
night I got him buttered up just enough and I said, come on,
just between me and you. I'll never ever say this on a fifty thousand
watt radio station. Why is she calling you tim? He goes, well,
it's called a pet name she has for me. I said, pet
name. What's she call you tim for? He goes, well, that's
not the full name. I don't want to tell you, glass, what's
the name? He goes. Sometimes she'll pull pull over and she'll point her
lips and say Timmy Tiss, Timmy Tis. So his nickname was so?
His nickname was? His nickname was Timmy Tis. I didn't know she had
a speech impediment. Timmy Tits, come here, Come here, Timmy Tits.
That is one hundred times worse than I thought. That's a hundred lance.
I'm so sorry. It would be a good stage name, right,
Timmy Tiss. Sure would. Sorry your lads, No, you're not.
Oh yeah, I'm not. Oh he's blowing up my phone for some reason.
I don't know what that is. Hope, there's nothing wrong. By
the way. A little later on, I have a list of the most
common phobias according to Google, and you guys have at least one of them.
Oh, I guarantee it. No, there's the older you get.
The older you get, the more weird you get about it. I bet
I got a few of them on there. I can't wait. I can't
wait to hear this. And and by the way I saw this, we
always like to do PSA's where you know, buckle up, put your phone
down, stuff like that. Uh. Now they're saying bathing suits for kids?
Have you seen this to where they want to They want to pass legislation
that And I'm saying this because Fortunly is coming up. Every is going to
lake or the swimming, so they want to pass legislation. When I first
read it, I was like, what the hell? And then it kind
of makes sense. So they want to pass legislation that says no gray or
white bathing suits for kids because you can't see gray in the watery white.
You keep tracking, Well, okay, you know, because here's the here's
the deal. It doesn't matter what color bathing suit that Kittener boy had on.
Yeah, but Alex Kittener will never well, I know what color it
was. After the shark cut there, it was red. Pip It did
not die man stop a day, the stupid little bar. Okay, pip
It said, look my owner throws a stick. It plays with a stick.
I'm gonna go there's sharks in here. I'm not chasing after that.
No, he said, I'm gonna go swim to a better family that gets
me actual dog toys from Feeder's pet supply instead of stupid. By the way,
the mom looked about eighty she did. It's like, how is that
the mom of a tenure? Yeah, okay, step kid. So they're
saying, just brightly colored bathing suits for your kids, because if you have
multiple kids. I knew a family that they had three daughters and they would
put gigantic bows on the top of their hair so they could keep them.
These poor kids, and they can see him in the in the pool,
these poor kids. It's the number one well in the swimming pool. Swimming
pool. Bro, Look, it's the number one reason for toddler's death is
drowning. It's it's it's it's uh. That's why I always think it's crazy
people have pool parties for like under ten years old or eight. I'm like,
you're nuts, especially if you're drinking. I'm like, are you crazy?
You can't know, there's no way because accidents happened. It's crazy.
All right, so happy not for everybody, please, Wow, I will
show. I will go over how to get past some bathing suits insecurities.
Later in the show, we'll get past bathing suit. Here's in security trot.
You put the bathing suit on for the first time. You're going out
to the lake this weekend for July, and you're like, I haven't been
in the bathing suit for an other people and forever. I can't believe I
look idious. Okay, So something like that happened to me two weekends ago.
All right, our friend Denise Woodcott came over, yes, and she
was hanging out, and I thought, you know what, I'm gonna try
on this skippy bathing suit that I got. At least you wore one for
a change. Well, I had to because Susan that if there's company,
I gotta wear a bathing suit. She says, so the old guy,
I will wear this any bitty one makes sense. So I did. I
come out, and Denise looks at me and she that's heious. She said,
I'd admire your courage. I know, take it, man, you
know what I'm saying. That's awesome. So I looked at the but I
looked at it that is fantastic. Serious. So I go upstairs, I
put her on. I'm like, this is not that bad. It's fantastic.
I said, you know this, this isn't that bad. I look
pretty good. So I thought, well, walk down Susan and Denise would
go whoa or something like that. Okay, Susan's kind of dropped her head
and Denise goes, hey, I admire your courage. That's fantastic. All
right, So we'll go over these basic Uh you know, how do you
get over some insecurities. You're going out in bathing suit for the first time
this summer, Tequila, Let's just well that helps, that's for sure.
It's getting brave and going out there. But we'll go over some tips.
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Tell them we said hi, coming up, We've got Greg. Get
your l Presidente of the Batsket will be joined us. But really in the
years with Courtney donaho is next on news radio forty w h as all right,
we won yesterday on that was Dwight and Courtney. I wanted to go
a year, different year, but you guys nailed it. We will talk
about Jason Tatum's contract after the break. It's the largest sports contract for an
individual in history, and we'll talk about how much it is. It is
a ridiculous amount of money. But and the Celtics are for sale? Are
they really? Yeah, y'all want to pull our money back? Actually put
them? Put them up for sale yesterday? Four or five billion? Yep.
Absolutely. Sportico values They do a lot of analytics based on teams,
and they value it at about five point one billion. Oh yeah, gosh,
god, that is crazy. Wow. Yeah. And with grus back
then is the team of people bought it for three hundred and sixty million dollars
in two thousand and two. By the way, Wick's wife used to be
my boss, Mae. Nowhere's ago man, Amelia Fuzzlari. Well, yes,
she used to be my boss many many years ago and then got divorced
and definitely married up. I'll tell you that. I think Louisville, the
Kentucky Colonels were offered to go into the NBA when the ABA folded, and
I think it was one hundred thousand dollars. Like the buy in and the
and the and the team was like, eh, We're good. I just
gonna disband. Wow, the rest is history. You guys ready for some
songs, Let's do it. These are all top twenty hits somewhere back in
the day, including Paula Cole Where have all the Cowboys Gone? Yeah?
I would say ninety nine or eight? You think, Yeah, I was
going to say five or six or wait no, no, no, maybe
you're right, Maybe you're right. Maybe no I go and I go,
oh no, no, no, I'll meet in the middle of ninety six.
No, I'll go ninety five, now five, okay, yeah,
ninety four to ninety five. This is Paula Poundstone and where have all the
Cowboys Gone? Sorry? I was getting confused on what year I was in
college. Oh, I wonder why that was. I wont to hear about
these blurry college years later. Yeah, those Galuley videos. Little sampling going
on here as yet? Sampling Chicago's hard to say. I'm sorry, it's
later nineties, right, no, mid who is it day? As yet?
As yet? Thanks for the no help. Oh, this was like
that whole entire Yeah. Never those bands came out at that time. I've
never heard this. Yeah, I've never heard this song before in my life.
I've never heard the orig old but not this version. Hey, se
Holiday, Hey, thanks for shopping Walmart. Have a great, good day
season. Let's slide over to Savage Garden. Since that didn't help you,
thanks for the I want you. It's the nineties, man, you're all
top twenty ooh. Then Savage Garden puts me later, Savage Garden puts me
around nineties six seven, I'll go ninety six. Oh man, I had
no idea this is ninety six. I have no idea what it was.
It was? It was it was he was a bare he was he had
no hair. I'm lost. I have no idea. I couldn't tell you.
Okay, maybe this will help my nineties because it was that was a
blur for me too. The serve pipe, Oh Freshman, ninety seven?
Ninety seven? Yeah, yes, Gronk no think So what do Gronk think
I have? I haven think ninety six. I think ninety seven. Uh
this on Tony's phone? You google, No, it's on my phone.
I have it in my he actually listens. I listened to the song.
Yeah, it's a great mood. You ever men straight when you listen to
it? Or I don't men straight, but I spotted a little bit.
Sorry. It's a natural thing song again, the Freshman, The Freshman Freshman.
I'm not going to say the title of this to you, Courtney.
This is Meredith Brooks. Oh is this I'm a B word? Yeah,
ninety seven, ninety seven, ninety eight. I'll tell you his real being.
I'll tell you it was a real B word. It is Janish down
the curves where I work out. Yeah, why every time I get when
I'm a curves working out and I take the lavender weights from the rover room.
Yeah, she goes do and belonging to belonging to Terte and the number
one next song, July the second, somewhere back in the day, speaking
of sampling Puff Daddy at the time, it's ninety six. It's not out.
I cannot tell you. I yeah, I don't know. Ninety six.
It's nineteen ninety six. I was. I was seven years into my
radio career and I was on rock radio. I didn't play any of this
stuff. I would say, ninety seven, Okay, let's go on.
I go with Cody because that's her reel house. That's your wheelhouse, nineties
on my wheelhouse, all right, Cordy Dunnaho Dave. She says, nineteen
ninety seven Courtney calls this shot I'll be missing you was number one July the
second, nineteen ninety seven roll Cody Dunnaho, you are no, I see.
I have to pin it down to where I was. Yes, you
got it. Relate it. It's all about this was when I was dancing
in Cantina. I put it down to women. I do that too.
I know I know what years like who I was dating and that song was
a hit. Yeah, yeah, I do that to people actually dated you
guys. Yeah, well in parentheses, more like clandestine hookups. It was
only by I was alone in this too. It was I can change them.
Yeah, you could define their relationships in hours, which happens to be
a fetish of mine. I like women changing me. Long relationships for big
Baby rattles his average. I don't know e eight weeks was a long relationship
for me. No, The the type of relationships I had in that days.
I used to go out to the Cantena, for example, and I
used to see the different guys in the bars, and they would have money
and they'd be like, oh, i'll buy you girls around and I would
take the money. I would go up to the bartender who knew me,
and I would get the round to give it to me for free, and
I pocket the cash. Oh yeah, you scaming emphasis on. Oh it
was such sha hustle. I did all that. That's that's what got me
through college. How much I mean? Did girls other girls respected? Do
they call you skank? No? No, they've they respected it because you
know I had I had a ton of money to go out your way through
college at the bottom bannery. Let's do this. Let's go on to the
market. We are four minutes past. What does the market look like toop
Openings unexpectedly rose in May. Available positions increase to eight point one four million.
We are seeing stocks a little change, the S and P not really
moving anywhere. We do have the jobs report on Friday, That's why we
have that music going. But the Dow is down eighteen points. With the
news radio eight forty w h A s. Bloomberg money report. I'm courney
Donaho new jerseys too. I think we're going to talk about the team is
going to wear some interesting unis. Greg Galliot is with us right now.
I believe they're called costumes. Costumes. It's costplay. That would be fantastic
if their costumes. But in all so, before we get started with Greg
Elliott, you didn't have thunder, So you got all these fireworks laying around.
What Yeah, when you when are you gonna blow off the fireworks?
Our friends from Zambellia, they've been stockpiling all these Yeah, we're shooting them
tomorrow night. Before we talk about tomorrow night, let's talk about tonight though,
because if you ask me, man, both nights and the nights to
go two dollars menu tonight. Yeah, tell you what. Last night was
the night to go with the weather. Oh my god, it was glorious.
It was perfect last night's crowd. Unfortunately we didn't win, but boy,
it was beautiful outside. It's almost a little cool. Yeah, But
that's the thing about the Bats, even if they don't win, it's the
experience. Man. I'm not even just saying that because you're here. I've
never once been to slugger Field, not walk out. I said, that
was a damn good time. And it's perfect because it's the Wednesday night.
You're not here for July, but you are here the Wednesday night before many
people are working Thursday. Yeah, so tomorrow night's like a Saturday, that's
right. No, yeah, darn Tutan, President Antaym. We're gonna celebrate
the birth of America. In America. There's a story that you're going to
tell about, an act about somebody does he use his feet and there's a
chihuahua. Yeah, we have probably one of the top NBA halftime entertainment acts
tomorrow night, who actually did his first ever baseball game with me back before
the pandemic. His name is Christian and Scooby. Scooby is his Chihuala dog.
Christian is a fabulous gymnast who does a lot of hand balancing routines,
and throughout the entire routine, Scooby is on his feet. Oh he's balancing
Scooby while he's bouncing himself. Good boy. And this dog's amazing and especially
for families with kids, it's a tremendous act. It's only six minutes long,
and it'll be tomorrow night right before we shoot our fireworks off right for
the games over So game time tomorrow night, seven oh five. Gates open
at six. This game is trending to be probably a sellout. Oh,
so I suggest you buy your tickets today and just go to bats baseball dot
com to do so. Plus tomorrow night for all you adults, our friends
at Cupcake Vineyard who are presenting the game tomorrow night will have a drink special
for their red and white wines, six ounce pores for only four dollars tomorrow
night. Yes, okay, we'll play baseball bingo tomorrow night. Oh but
hang on, let's get back to the cupcake wine. Let's get him to
get into a blueberry wine, so you have a red, white, and
blue looking forward to next year. I have a Dwight question for you.
I have a Dwight question. Go ahead, how about doing the Chihuaha act
at halftime? Oh, there you go, there you go, Thank you,
mister baseball. But he but you had to instruct this guy about it.
I had to tell him what a run was, when an inning was,
when an out was. And now he's become one of the more popular
acts throughout the minor league. So uh, that's what you know. When
Dale Owens was with us, God rest his soul. He he and I
really believed in bringing the fans as much value as we can. So we
really delved into the NBA Entertainment department and all their various halftime acts and had
them all come through Louisville Slugger Field and for a lot of them it was
their first ever taste of baseball. Red Panda folks like that quick change.
Oh god, Christopher the man in the Middle. I mean, we did
them all and had a lot of fun doing it. So we're kind of
getting back into that realm a little bit starting tomorrow night. Well, let's
talk about savall night with the Outback Steakhouse. Baseball Bingo. What goes on
with that? Talk about that. Basically, it's you play bingo with a
traditional baseball card or Bengo card in your hands. Yeah, and it's based
on what's going on in the game in front of you. So it's a
really great way to have fun with the game. And we give away to
the winner a fifty dollars gift card from our friends at Meyer and obviously also
everybody on their Bengo card has a nice coupon from our friends at Outback,
so it's really cool. Okay, So strikeouts, So a strikeout happens listed
yeah, and it's listed on there, so you you just punched it through
and then a home run obviously or somebody grounded out or it's a lot of
fun. We've been doing it, gosh for thirty years. Takes us back
to old Cardinal Stadium we were doing it so but that's part of the night.
And of course the big big fireworks show with our friends from Zambelli and
the fireworks tomorrow night is courtesy of our friends overt Wright implement brand new sponsor
of the team, so we're looking forward to parting with them tomorrow night.
So and then folks, we'll go on the road for the weekend. We'll
come back next week on Tuesday night to play Saint Paul Saints and put on
your calendars next Saturday night. I don't know a lot of the gastrold doctors
in town will have this date on their calendar. Is it'll be dime dog
Night, gosh on a Saturday night. Saturday night. You gotta be kidding
hot dogs for night. It's a max of ten hot dogs per transaction,
so throw a dollar down you can get ten dogs, the wow the whole
family and one trip through the concession line. But we will have satellite stations
selling hot dogs around the outfield concourse also, so we don't get backed up
at the concession line. See I heard that right, the ten cent hot
dogs on a Saturday. What's the hot dog? Fisher hot dog? Good
hot dog. Look. So here's the thing. If you're gonna go to
one BATS game, you're you're gonna go to at least five over the course
of the season. That's just a fact. Talk about this buddy, Buddy
bats five, it's Buddy's Best five. And really what we did is we
selected the five best promotional games during the course of the year, and uh,
obviously tomorrow is one of those. And it allows a family, especially
looking to take in some bats baseball up to five games where you get the
best games right off. Yeah, so we pre picked the best games promotionally
for you, put it right in your lap, and it's an easy plan
to buy, and it's been very popular. The Ali bobblehead was part of
this plan, and for next year, as part of the plan, we've
already got in store the Denny Crumb bobblehead. Wow. Uh bats baseball dot
com. You buy your tickets walking up to the gate. I would do
that for Saturdays. I would get you no for Wednesday, and I would
get Wednesdays today, I would get don't wait to last. I really would
do it today, all right, Greg Gallet and then the uniform is real
quick. We'll we're our stars and stripes jerseys tomorrow night to honor America.
And so it's a very patriotic evening. It's a great way for families especially.
We just said it. Folks probably aren't working Thursday. It's your Saturday
tomorrow, so make plans to join us. What's the one that I heard
with the milk? And what's the milk? We did that last night?
You did last week the Malu milk, moon milkers, the moon milker.
Every team in Mynor League Baseball has to do this for one game this year.
Is it's part of a sponsorship with Major League Baseball and sponsored by oatlely
uh, the non dairy frozen treat and milk. And so last night we
wore our black and pink moon milker. Obviously didn't bring us a lot of
luck, but uh oh well, I love it. Great Galloy, Bye
Baseball dot Com. I just got to say they looked utterly ridiculous. Why
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That people will be like who brought this? And you go like that's
me, and it'll be completely gone. It'll be the only thing that's gone
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seven seventeen Lexington Road in the heart of Saint Matthews. We'll see you later
on news radio eight forty whas all right, Our number three is coming your
way. The Tony and du Chow Jennings brought you a boy the Kentucky Office
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started the program last during the holidays. We said right before the holidays.
They said, if we don't lose weight before the holidays, we're going to
come out of the holidays in the January just fat asses. We've got to
lose the weight. And we are the type of couple that looks at each
other and go, hey, you look fat, and the other person goes,
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right. We're just honest with each other. They oose that I could just
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There are three different types of diets. Actually, I got a very
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work? Hook me up? So he's gonna hit on over there. Nine
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