Previously on oops All Barts meet Belsernamil, Clarice Sauerkloud Andrik Harrowhold Poochtin Ruckus and
Kelonian Stumps, five bards whose fates will soon become entangled. Its graduation day
at the Schalamere University of the Magical and Martial Arts aka Mage and Marshall.
Bell starts her day with a large brunch with her family, during which she
loses track of time and is almost late for her performance at the commencement ceremony.
Clarice has decided to skip her graduation in lieu of earning overtime at her
part time job at Enchanted Grounds, the on campus coffee shop, but a
letter from her mother has her questioning her postgraduate path. Andrik is preparing for
his role as Marshal of Urode Hall, which means he'll be reading from the
role of remembrance and commencement, and one of his professors has just given him
a ceremonial sword to wear to graduation. Ruccus gets a little distracted on his
way to graduation, first by a squirrel, then by a small goblin child
with an ice cream cone, then by a couple of horses. And finally
by several students playing bug ball, his favorite sport. Kilonian begins his day
lounging outside in the university's medicinal gardens, workshopping a song with his chicken friend
Angel, and then heads to graduation, not to attend the ceremony, but
to protest the commencement speaker Gideon storm Caller, the acting Secretary of War,
Andrik and Klonian have a little dispute about the appropriateness of the protest and whether
or not pacifism is a luxury, and then Adric heads inside to perform his
duties. Graduation is about to begin. You wanted monsters all slain by their
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Oops, it's all bars. Oh Entra, Carrol Holt, you're at a
bell Tsunamiolaty Colonial Stumps, Saluver College, Clarie Sour Claud's Palmage Hall Bruckus Doc
Go Bananas. Welcome back to Oops All Bars, the actual play D and
D podcast that does what it says on the box. I am your host
and game master, Jillian Ashley Blair Ivy. But if you call me anything
other than Jill, I'm going to assume you're my mother. We are all
together here as our all Bard Party Bards are at the table. Please introduce
yourselves. I'm Bob Killian, I'm playing Keloneyan Stumps Twortle Bard and folk singer
Ross Curry playing Andrew Carroll hold the Hobgoblin graduating from Eurade Hall, Ashley Banks
playing bells Sounamio the Asmar Bard graduating from Flatley Hall, Anne Coleman playing the
Halfling Bard, Clarice Sarah Cloud, Chris Klinecki playing poochtin Ruccus last name,
first name, So he goes by ruccas a dog folk graduating from the College
of Sticks and Stones. Thank you everybody. We also have Nate Runkle at
our table. Nate is our producer. He is going to be both the
quietest and the loudest member of our crew. You will be hearing everything that
Nate is to you just might not ever hear his voice. Where we last
left our players, it was graduation day at the Shalamra University of the Magical
and Martial Arts aka Mage in Marshall. The sun is shining, the birds
are singing, and somewhere a young Goblin child is still recovering from a pretty
wild dog folk back ride. In our last episode, we met our players,
all the bards who are about to graduate from Madge and Marshall. Belle
has just had a lovely long brunch with her family in Flatley Hall and is
arriving to the commencement ceremony she's supposed to kick off with her dance performance.
She and her fellow dancers are also furiously chugging water after Belle's hangover cure was
revealed to cause extreme floating Andreck is ready to read from the university's role of
remembrance as part of his duties as the Marshal of Euada Hall Ruckus got a
little distracted playing bug ball on his way to commencement, so he is running
about ten minutes behind, but he'll get here eventually. And Clarice and Stumps
are both skipping out on graduation entirely Clarice because she's not a big fan of
pomp and circumstance and would rather just pick up some over time at enchanted grounds
the campus coffee shop, and Stumps is outside of the commencement ceremony, protesting
Major and Marshall's commencement speaker Gideon storm Caller, who is Utrera's acting Secretary of
War. And now that we have all of that out of the way,
we're going to get started with episode two. The commencement proceedings are kicking off
at Memorial Stadium, the massive horseshoe shaped brick structure where bugball, soccer,
and track and field events are held. The field is full of chairs that
have been set out for the graduates in the front rows of the field.
Seats ahead of the grads are several VIPs followed by the rest of Major and
Marshall's faculty. On the field, the last of the three hundred graduates are
filing into their seats, each wearing black robes with collars that bear the colors
of their colleges. In the stands around the field, they're proud families as
well as the younger students at the school cheer for the graduates. At the
open end of the horseshoe, a dais has been set up with a podium
in eight chairs. Seated there are Filamina Blunderstool, the university President, Thelonius
Clavel, the university chaplain, Fla Dacris, the head of Magical Arts,
Timmoony Alhan, the head of Martial Arts, Gideon storm Caller, Uvada's acting
Secretary of War, and your commencement speaker. And Thistle o'dora, who is
one of the three members of the Triarchy. There's also an empty chair for
Andrik, and off to the side of the stage there are a couple of
other chairs that might be set up later before we get started with the commencement
ceremonies. Rucus, I'd love for you to roll a D four for me
four, Okay, So Rucus has been out playing bug ball and finally at
some point maybe realize that he ought to get going to his graduation ceremony,
and he's going to come running in from the side, and as he starts
to come in, he notices a butterfly that's flying across the stage and he's
going to jump up on the stage. Ruck Aus, can you just describe
what happens when you see this butterfly? Oohs, butterfly, I'm okay,
struggle get it, colonel? Why do you roll me a performance check fifteen?
With a fifteen? You gracefully land on the center of the stage and
managed to pause just at the moments the butterfly lands on your nose. But
now you are sitting on the center of the stage as graduation is about to
start, on the center of attention, and the butterfly is the center of
my attention. Andrik, you were also running a little bit late because you
were you were debating with Keilonian stumps outside and you had you'd forgotten that you
were supposed to enter the near the stage, so you've just walked through the
entire length of the field. When you get to the stairs leading up to
the dais and you see Rucus there, What do you do? I look
around. How are the dignitaries on the stage reacting to him? I would
say some of them are kind of bemused by it, and some of them
are looking a little annoyed because there is a giant dog folk sitting in the
middle of the stage with a butterfly on its nose. I'm not gonna lie,
it's pretty cute. I think I would kind of do a double take,
And then no one else seems to be like showing him off, so
Rik shrugs and then kind of just makes his way to the side of the
stage where the dancers are gathering, because that's where the stairs are leading up
to the platform. Yes, off to the side of the stage, Belle
and her dance troup are getting ready to perform. Belle, when you see
Ruckus on the stage, knowing that that's supposed to be your spot, what
do you do? So? I think Belle doesn't realize at first that Ruckus
was on the stage because she is busy hugging some water and passing around water.
But as soon as she realizes, she just has this sort of moment
where she's like, is this part of the plan. No, it's not
part of the plan. So Belle is gesticulating wildly at Ruckus to sort of
like be like get off the stage, and then she has her chakrum,
which, for those who did not grow up watching Zena Warrior Princess are circular
blades, very fancy and stylish, and she's like holding them like you are
going to get cut because I'm going to be there, and just like there's
a very elaborate pantomime that is happening in Ruckus's direction. Do a performance check
against Ruckus's insight check, Please you don't. That's a nine plus seven for
a sixteen, and that's an eighteen insight. Rucus understands what's what's going on.
That is not how I expected that to go. It's not how I
expected it to go either. So Rucus gets he's picking up what you're putting
down? May I respond, yes, please, I'm going to very gingerly
and very slowly, because I don't want to hurt or disturb my new butterfly
friend point to the butterfly, reach down gingerly to the dark buttons, and
I'm going to say, no, fuck this. I'm going to point to
the butterfly. I'm gonna say, understand, question Mark, what fuck this
point to the butterfly again, understand question mark. Bell is just gonna sort
of look to her fellow dancers, like, what is happening right now?
Your fellow dancers are gathered on the side of stavement. Oh my god,
look at how cute. Oh my god, he's so adorable, Bell,
what just let him? Let him be just like I don't know, just
like incorporate him into the dance or something. Yeah, but like the blades
and the fire, I don't think they want the butterfly to be on fire.
No, that that would probably be bad. As the dancers are all
like still chugging water and trying to figure out like they're they're gelling over Rucus
because he's so cute, but now they're worried that either the butterfly or the
dog are going to be lit on fire. You hear over the loudspeaker,
ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. Are comments and ceremonies are about
to begin. Ruckus. Do you do anything when you hear this announcement?
Uh? Do you want to do an intelligence check to see if I think
that's a good idea if I decide to listen to it or try to help
my butterfly friend. Six Belle, I'm sorry, it sounds like you're going
to have to incorporate Raucus into your performance. Let it never be said that
Bell doesn't value butterflies. But also Bell has been working very hard for this.
So I'd like to cast press the digitation to create a soft breeze to
re encourage the butterfly to GTFO. Soft breeze happens, butterfly flits off of
Rucus's nose. Oogle a new front, Ruckus. What do you do here?
Do you actually roll? Be a de four one? So you're going
to chase the butterfly off the stage, go around behind the stage, and
now you're under the stage down you have a new fify friend. Now we're
not the center of attention, Thank goodness. Bell's like, this is fine.
Yes, I think that it is now fine, which is a good
thing because the MC is back on the micbody seems to be seated. Ladies
and gentlemen and friends beyond the binary Welcome to Shallamir University of the Magical and
Martial Arts. Our commencement festivities are about to begin. But first a performance
from the Flatley Hall Mystic Movement Dance Company, led by Bell's Sirnamil, who
is graduating from mag and Marshall today. Bell, Yeah, please describe your
dance, Belle as the person graduating is the center of the show, but
she does in fact have an entire dance troupe. So they some of them
have like the big color ribbons, you know, the like like whether you're
using rhythmic gymnastics, want to stick long ribbon, okay, And they sort
of like as soon as the first like chord of the music strikes mad,
this person through the crowd with their their ribbons and they're weaving their way with
you on. It's just arcs of color. And then those who do not
have ribbons are spreading into the audience. And this is an audience interactive performance,
so you know when you're also in like Jim and you make rain,
so you're like, oh, rubbing the hands, hands together and then you're
snapping, right, So they're doing this, but there they're mixing in other
sounds and with the willing or coerced participation of the audience, suddenly the entire
stadium starts to sound like a rainy night. You have crickets chirping, you
have an owl hooting in the distance, and there's just a sense of evening
and stillness. And then dawn breaks as Belle makes her way to the center
of the stage where Ruckus was just a few moments before, and she's like,
this is where I belong. And she begins dancing, and there are
just sparkles everywhere. Where are the sparkles coming from? Don't ask questions,
just enjoy the moment. So bell begins this interpretive dance of the sun rising
and a new day breaking. While she she's spinning her chakrooms sort of like
you know, the hoops, like the people who do like the they do
have burning man. Yes, yeah, So she's doing that and it's a
ritual interpretive dance. Thanking is the new day, Thanking the new dawn that
all of us as students are about to embark on in this journey. She
is gesturing benevolently to little seeds that are sprouting under the rising sun as they
begin their journey into this new stage of life. And at the pinnacle of
the moment, she she does like a little a little gesture and she like
claps her hands and her chaproom's light on fire because it's the new day.
And she does some elaboratororls, some throwing into the air, and it's all
whoo ah, and we are all on this journey together. And then after
what seems like both a shockingly short and somehow terribly terribly long time, the
dance comes to a close and Belle does like a full you know how ballerina
dancers will like do a full body fold instead of a just a regular bow.
She's just like on the ground and that's it. That's the moment.
Okay, rella performance check for me. Oho. That's eighteen plus seven four
twenty five. The audience is on its feet. Yes, you have never
heard anything as loud in your life as you hear these people cheering for you
right now. Everybody is just I mean, if they're if they brought flowers
to give to their grads, that they are throwing them at your feet instead.
You are a triumph. Always believe in the power of audience participation.
I think that's what really yeah, I think that's what really took them over
the top. There. So after the audience I downd which takes a very
long time. This ovation goes on for several minutes. You start to exit
to the side of the stage and Philamina Blunderstool, the president of the university,
nods over at one of the chairs that's kind of sitting off to the
side of the stage and winks at you, like, no, it's fine,
you take a seat with us. Here. Bella has a moment where
like because all of the the rest of the dance team have like come together
and they're all like, oh, you were so good, and she's like,
oh my god, no, I couldn't have done with that. You
you guys are the best, and like there's like happy tears. This is
just such an emotional moment. But then she she does she gets the nod,
and she's like she sort of like glances over to where she knows her
family is and she's like combs up and like look at me. And she
goes and she sits down. And I assume there's a robe that. Yeah,
there's there's a robe that you You probably had just kind of right off
the stage, So actually do performance check on zero re roping? Cool?
Yeah, because she definitely was wearing like a fall outfit. Yes, I
envisioned some sort of like unitard with maybe like other like flouncy layers over it.
Yeah, and sparkles, lots of sequins. There's like lots of symbolic
like flames of life, but also you know, a little son with a
smiley face on it for inexplicable reasons. Beautiful. So as your as your
fellow dancers go take their seats, really performance check to see how how adeptly
you re robe. Yes. So there's a joke in the dance community that
dancers are full of grace when they're on stage, and then as soon as
they are no longer dancing, all bets are off. And this is holding
true because I just rolled a seven plus seven for a total fourteen. You
get a little bit lost putting on the robe. You it opens into the
front, but you actually the last time you took it off, when you
were trying it on or like taking pictures, you didn't bother to unzip it.
You just pulled it off over your head. So now you're putting it
back on that way and you you get a little bit lost, like you
put your head through one of the sleeves at first. To be fair,
they're super big, they're super big, and I'm sorry I just had this
image of like a cert to sole. Yeah, kind of like that,
kind of like that, and so so Timmany I'll have in the head of
Martial Arts starts to laugh and just very gently is going to reach over and
like tug the robe down so that you you get the robe fully on your
person and you can you can have a seat at the seat that has been
kind of brought out for you, Bella. It is definitely going to be
thank you. So through all of this, the Maji and Marshall band was
vamping because now it's it's Filamina's turn to take the stage and welcome everybody.
And so she's been watching. She was so proud of your performance. Now
she's just completely flabbergasted by your failure to do something as simple as put on
a robe and sit down. But that seems to be settled now everybody is
going to settle down the band, the music fades out, and Filamina takes
the podium. Thank you, miss Sirnamil and the rest of Mystic Movement for
that truly unforgettable performance, and welcome graduates, family and friends to Shallamir University
of the Magical and Martial Arts. I'm Filamina Blunderschool and I have been fortunate
to serve as the university's president for the last decade. And then she proceeds
to introduce the VIPs on stage. We already have met them, so I'm
not gonna go through her whole speech, and after everybody kind of does their
little diplomat wave to the audience, she is going to come back to on
the mic and say, as you know, it is a tradition here to
begin the proceedings with the reading of the Role of Remembrance by the Marshal of
Jerade Hall. This year the honors go to Andrik Harrowhold Andreck. Since last
commencement, the University bid farewell to these esteemed members of our RENX designation B
four Z L from Mission Hall Alocasia, Craik Broxton, Rihanna de La Haye
Haldane, Marzana Arcas, Aurora Hall, Helmet hammerhand Saluver Leona Leone. You'reade
Hall right at this moment. There's a loud craft under that this sky goes
dark, clears and stemps. Because you are outside of the stadium, would
you please both roll perception checks. I've rolled up fifteen fifteen and stumps because
you're right outside of the stadium. You can roll with advantage twenty three.
Okay, I won't get better than that. I know that's sorry. Twenty
three is plenty good. Even fifteen is pretty good. So let's start with
you, Clarice. You hear this crack of thunder. You notice that it's
gone dark. But not in the way that like when the sun is momentarily
behind a cloud goes dark. It's it's real dark, real fast, like
a storm is rolling in. There were no storms in the forecast. What
do you do? I'm going to step around the coffee bar and lock the
front door, and then step behind the counter again to go into the back
and look out the back door into the alley way. Real main perception check.
It's twenty two. So what you see is you look down the alley.
You can't really see the stadium from here, but you can see if
you look up, the clouds that have made everything so dark seem to be
concentrated right over the stadium. What do you do? On noticing that,
I'm gonna come in and lock the door from inside, write a note on
the front that says back in five but does not specify what time I am
departing. Of course they do. They never do. And then Clarice is
gonna call out across the back alley. So she's left a note on the
front door. She's looped back to the back door, which is now locked
from the inside. She pockets her key, and then she starts to head
across the back alley, cautiously along the side of the alley, passed you
out of hall, and in realizing that there's sort of nobody around, we'll
call once or twice strong, strong, strong, baby, do you hear
me? Strung? Strung has been strung left quite a while ago at this
point for graduation, and is nowhere around. She's covering her bases. Yeah,
that's that's fair. Yeah, but no, you are You are not
hurt. You are alone. Let's move over to step. So you rolled
to twenty three. That's right. So you not only notice that the clouds
have have come right directly over the stadium, but you can tell that they
are This is not just a storm rolling in. They came in too fast.
They came in too suddenly. It had been a beautiful sunny day.
There were no clouds really to speak of in the sky. So there there
is definitely something not of this earth at work here? What are you going
to do? Oh Angel? As much as I love a good rain,
I don't think this is a natural formation. We better go see what's going
on? Will you roll an animal handling a check? Eleven? Angel looks
at you because and is going to just go back to pegging away at the
ground, trying to get bugs or seats or whatever she can find. Angel,
you stay here, and Angel was never seen or heard run again?
All right? So let's cut back from there to what is happening in the
stadium, because several things are actually happening simultaneously. First, a group of
four hooded figures have filed in from the sides of the stadium, and they're
now standing in front of the dais and facing it, and they raise their
wands and suddenly everybody who is on the dais is frozen in place. So
this is the the VIPs, the members of the faculty, and Bell and
Andrik Ruckus. I need you to roll me a wisdom saving throw nineteen.
Okay, Ruckus. Because you were under the stage, they didn't see you.
Their spells do not actually reach you through the stage, so you are
not frozen. Everybody else on stages. Great, how's the butterfly? Roll
me a perception check. Let's see if you even notice what's going on or
if you're focused on the butterfly. Fourteen. Yeah, you're still pretty focused
on the butterfly. Like you heard a thunderclap, but that's okay. Yeah,
I can make those myself. It rains, yes, and it does.
It does rain in shell a mirror from time to time. You're you're
on a lake, you get the like effect like Chicago. So in addition
to those those four figures who have filed in and have have frozen, everybody
on the stage in place. A huge dome settles over the graduates and the
faculty who are on the field and also the spectators in the stand. Only
those on the day as are spared, but they are they are frozen in
place. Does anybody want to roll an arcana? Check who's already? Who's
in here? So it really would be Belle or Andrik. We question,
we're frozen in place? Are are we conscious? Are? Like? You're
always still able to take in the surroundy. You're absolutely able to take in
the srandgy. You can't physically move, so anything that you can see with
your eyes or if you have like any sort of preternational perception, but you
can do you can do an arcana check, or you could do a perception
check. And it's but it is going to be a disadvantage because you're not
able to actually turn your head to look around to be an eight. And
you said our cannon and perception or either either or canna or perception. Right,
I'm gonna do a perception andreck. You are just so surprised by being
interrupted. You nine, Yeah, belle, you are also very surprised by
having been interrupted, and neither of you really know what to make of this
situation. You know that you can't move, and you have just watched this
giant dome made of energy descend on everybody who is not on the stage.
You have no idea the source of you can you can safely guess the people
who are pointing their wands at you are the ones who have your frozen in
place, But you have no idea where the source of this dome comes from.
Also, as all of this is happening, a massive illusion appears in
the sky. You see a slender, eleven man with long silver hair that
hangs down his back. It is the deposed dictator Phineas Melvo. So,
just to clarify, Clarice from several streets over would be able to see it
because of its altitude. You should be able to You should be able to
at least see part of it. It's really it's oriented so that the people
in the stadium can see it clearly. But actually, real me a perception
check that is a seventeen. You can hear it very clearly, kilinium,
will you also roll me a perception check nineteen? You can hear what's happening
very clearly as well. So what you are going to hear is a voice
that is familiar to you because you've heard recordings of it in your history classes.
But this is not a voice that is a part of your lived memory.
This is kind of like if any of us were to hear a recording
of JFK's voice, or Jimmy Stewart or yes, or Jimmy Stewart. We
know the voice, we recognize the voice, but we've never actually seen this
person in the flesh. And it's going to begin. Well, hello there,
shallow mere. I am sorry to interrupt your festivities today, but gosh,
I sure have missed you these last thirty years, your beautiful scenic vistas,
your error of potential, your undying loyalty, or at least I sure
have thought you were loyal. For fifty years you were and it was guests
premiere Malvo, sir. And then all of a sudden, I'm being taken
out of the office aar and hanged in front of the sovereign house. I
ask you, is that any way to treat your one true leader? Looky,
for all of you, I'm pretty hard to kill. So now I'm
back. Babies, you miss me, don't worry about answering. I won't
be able to hear you. I'm in an undisclosed location until the mechanisms are
all in place for me to come back again. Anybody who can who can
hear this? Actually anybody who can see this? So let's stick with Bell
and Andrik roll me a perception check, this time not with disadvantage, though
this time not with disadvantage is straight up perception check. Fine, NAT twenty,
Baby NAT twenty. With an at twenty, you note a couple of
things about this projection. You notice that it is it is definitely Phineas Malvo.
He's older than he was when at the time of his presumed execution about
thirty years about thirty years older. He's an elf, so like they age
at a different pace, but he's definitely he's he's a little bit more distinguished
looking than he had been before. He has one chin whisker that he didn't
used to have thirty years of elf right there, the crow's feet are a
little bit more visible than they had been, like being dead, being dad,
being dad being dead presumably and being dad. We don't know, we
don't know what he's been up to for thirty years. You're also going to
notice that he's dressed in the modern style, so this is not like an
archival footage that somebody has has updated. He's he's dressed during the during his
administration, his rain everybody was wearing very structured, very tailored, very plain
clothing. In the last thirty years, fashion is really flourished and you're seeing
wider legs in the pants, more full skirts, more colors, and so
he's wearing something that's much more reflective of what the style is today. And
with the NAT twenty. You're also noticing that he's using the modern name for
the city, Schalomere, because Chlimir was renamed at the time of the Peace
of Chords. It had previously been called CoV Lock. So there's a lot
of information being shared through this hologram that leads you to believe that this is
truly Malvo. This is the real deal. It's the real deal. It's
not a deep fake. It's not an actor pretending to be him. It's
not past it's not it's not like using it's not. It's not reassembling archival
footage. So, as far as you can tell, Phineas Malvau was back
retrow, Sorry, Recus, was that appropriative? I couldn't hear anything the
butterfly. He's real focused on that butterfly. Butterfly And so you you notice
all of this as he's still speaking and speaking of me coming back thistle O,
Dora, I'm so very disappointed in you. What would your parents say
if they could see you today? No, weight don't answer. I don't
actually care enough to draw it out of you. And like I said,
this is a one way communicate. But what I do care about is that
you and those other members of your so called triarchy, Harlan Kentrell and carlaa
Abeldown are standing in the way of my return to my rightful seat and my
supporters and I well, we think that's treason. And the hologram or this,
this image shifts perspective and even though it's facing the same way for everybody
in this moment, it seems to be zeroing in on getting getting storm color,
even though again this is a this is a one way thing, but
storm color. As the commencement speaker is kind of assumed where his seat would
be on the stage, and the illusion of Melville continues, don't think I'm
forgetting about your storm collar, Secretary of war. My God had a lot
of words lately. No, well, it's a triarchy. Doesn't step down
by midnight tomorrow, I'd say you're in for a big one top, big
one tata. And with that the illusion disappears. The hooded figures before you
in front of the stage are going to lower their ones, and all of
you that have been under the old person's spell, so that's going to be
anderkin Bell and also our faculty and VIPs on the stage are going to find
movement returning to their bodies. But the dome of energy that is covering pretty
much everybody else in the in the stadium is still there? Everybody real for
inniciative? All right? I guess ten, Laris seventeen, Bell twenty three,
Andrek stumps three. Oh boy? All right, all right, So
I've just put the initiative in front of everybody and we are going to start.
So Belle, you are up first. Cool. Belle is going to
immediately to repeat and say who baddies, like, are you gonna are you
gonna deal with that? Gesturing to the Dome of energy, because that's her
major priority here. The batties are just going to look at you, look
back at the dome and shrug. Yeah, shrugs aren't an answer. Are
you going to deal with that or not? There? They just are now
staring at you impassively. Okay. So Bell, she's going to charge off
the stage, is like make a running jump off the stage, and she's
going to hold one of her chok rooms up to the throat of battye number
three. And so I'd like to hold my action and like it's a threat.
Okay, roll me an intimidation. Check cool, that's an eight.
Let me. I'm just I'm gonna we're gonna roll it a post and see
she maybe got a little tangled in her rope. I think it's actually that
the glitter from her costume is sort of sparkling through the gown. Yeah,
I think you're very right. So okay, so I'm gonna do a charisma
save. What did you roll against eight? Yeah? That's a thirteen.
So he's going to start laughing at you. Bella is not happy, but
you still have Are you still holding the action? I was? I was
going to, so I would. I was going to hold the action,
so like if he did the thing, then great, But since she's clearly
not going to do the thing, I'm going to attack, all right,
roll to hit please, So that's an eighteen to hit that hits. Cool,
that's going to be eight damage. Eight damage, and I'm going to
use my bonus action for two weapon fighting and go ahead and spin around with
the other one. Okay, so that's going to be aligne to hit nine
to hit nine does not hit. I'm shocked you're thrown off balance with that
first one, and maybe a little bit upset because he's still laughing at you.
Yes, And also in my defense, I'm probably not used to doing
doing battle in graduation ropes. That's I think that's reasonable. Okay, so
now it's going to be Batty number four's turn. Also the whole time,
Belle is just like, deal with it. Batty number four is going to
try to tackle you. So that's going to be at his athletics against yours,
either athletics or acrobatics save abatics check. Yeah, yeah, yes,
it's it's for you to say, but it is. Yes. Okay,
well we're definitely doing acrobatics and that is a twenty four. Okay, this
is She's slippery girl. Unfortunately he reilled a thirty, so you are prone.
Okay. I was not having a great She peaked during that performance in
anything for the rest of her life after that his death. I'm curious about
the bloating situation for Belle and whether or not this tackle has knocked anything loose.
I would like to say a that bell has her angelic heritage on her
side, which she mentioned during the brunch that was like, I'm totally fine.
I think that that it's because it's fine, but also maybe because I'm
angelic. And also she's been checking water, so I think she's I would
still like, because you've been checking water though, roll me a constitution check
and I thought we were repealing and motion for constitutions saving. Yeah, constitution
saving throw Yeah, it's check. It's the same either way for me.
That's a ten. You feel just something slosh in your bladder. Mmmmm.
I would like to make the argument that anybody who's tackling me is going to
get covered in glitter. Fair all right? Yeah that that sword cuts both
ways, baby bat Batty four is now covered in glitter and is on top
of you. If I ask questions like we've been referring to batties like at
this point now that we're on frozen, like, what are we seeing in
terms of are we looking at human They're all humanoids, you can tell that
much. But they all have their hoods up, so you would have to
still cover. Either they have to bring their hoods down or you need to
figure out how to get their hoods off of them. To tell anything more
than that, I could ask them. You certainly can has the words to
ask them, you dog folk question mark. Okay, So that's batting number
fours. Turn Batting number three is laughing hysterically at what just happened because you
you did a little bit of damage to him, but then his buddy just
daunted you flat on your back, and there was like a just a poof
of glitter, Yes, just a poof of glitter now covering his friend.
Batting number three is going to cast sleep on you. God is damn the
yes, rules lawyer, rules lawyer. Yes, it's going to affect other
people too, Yes, but it's going to be targeted in such a way
that it's going to how androk, how many feet away are you? If
you're putting a ten feet fifteen feet behind Bell, it's also going to catch
me. So this is going to be for the folks who are not familiar
with this spell. It is a spell that sends creatures into a magical slumber.
It is five D eight, which is a hit points that affect.
It's the maximum number of hit points that in fact, it goes with a
creature that has the lowest hit points. First, all right, so we
are at seven, eleven, seventeen twenty three, Bell, how many hit
points do you have? Thirty one? You're fine. Batting number four has
twelve hit points. So Batting number four is asleep. So he's just knocked
out his own person Andrek, how many hit points do you have? Thirty
one? So The only person that he's managed to knock out is member of
his own playing on top of me, on top glitter. So yeah,
we're you are you are having a nice little moment with batty number four.
I did not consent to this. I'm number four. Next up is Clarice's
turn. I'm going to draw my rapier, but keep it sort of close
to me, and then move as efficiently as possible to the entrance, just
cleaving to the wall. Uh, so that I am as far into the
entrance as I can be without making myself suddenly very obvious. What's your movement
speed? I have a thirty and are you dashing? Are you just taking?
Let's can we think about how far I get. My goal is to
be within the doorframes still of the entrance, not within the stage. Yeah,
that'll get you thirty thirty feet exactly great. I am going to prepare
vicious mockery, okay, such that if any of the robed batties come near
enough, I can say, you know, on anyone else that robe would
look super janky, but on you it's almost like derelict chic. Okay,
anything else bonus action. No, I'm gonna be hanging out in the doorway
for now. Hanging out in the doorway for now. I want to keep
an eye on things. Okay, it is Filamina's turn. Philamina is just
going to stand up from her seat and she is going to move to the
front of the stage and she's going to put a hand on Andreik's shoulder and
cast major armour. You get your AC is now thirteen plus your decks modifier
so fifteen. Yeah, for how long? That is? For eight hours
or until this spell is broken? Sweet, and she has to maintain concentration
on it. It is let's see, it is not this concentration spell.
So yes, you've got You've got your nice little buff there, and that's
that's all Filmine's doing. Right now, it's Gideon's turn. Gideon, who
is a little pissed off because this was supposed to be his, his time
to shine. He was supposed to be the commencement speaker. But Gideon's also
the Secretary of War and there have not been any wars to fight, so
Gideon is super pumped for this. And Gideon is a monk, which means
Gideon gets to move a lot. Secretary of for being a monk is a
fascinating choice. Yes, that's very like ender. Right, I'm not gonna
do anything unless you are a jerk, and which Gets'm gonna end you right
now in like one turn. Yeah. Yeah. So Gideon has his forty
feet of movement, which is going to put him with Batty number two,
and he's going to look at Batty number two and start to laugh. He
has been itching for a fight for so long and the fight has come to
him and he is thrilled and he's gonna laugh, and he's going to reach
up and yank off Batty number two's hood. And what everybody sees now is
that Batty number two is an elf. That's it's not somebody that you recognize,
it's it's just an elf. And then Gideon is going to take an
unarmed strike and that is going to be a nine to hit. He's so
excited that he just completely misses on this hit and that makes him very serious
getting his stop laughing and now he's just facing off with his elf. Is
he going to use any key points to use a flurry of blows to try
again, He's not right now because he's still trying to just kind of get
a lay of the land. But yes, I think that he doesn't need
to right now. He doesn't need to right now, and so that's gonna
be Gideon's turn. And that means Andrik, you are up with your with
your major armor. Uh. Andrik, feeling invigorated by what President Blunderstool cast
on him, looks back to one of his favorite professor's Professor Dacris. I.
I think we should get the ceremony back on track now and deal with
this later. Uh, professor a little. I trust you have this in
hand, and I'm going to give bartic inspiration to Fela. Okay, that's
my bonus action and that's a three that feeling can add to ability check saving
frow or attack Okay. And then seeing Secretary storm Caller engaged with Dupe Andrek
is going to whips back around and is going to cast shatter, dropping it
on a point so that it catches baddies one and two, but not a
Secretary storm Caller. What do what's how does the mechanic work? What do
we have? Saving role? Yep, shatter is a burning a second level
spell slot. Uh need a constitution saving frow from one in two from one
and two? Con save you said, yep? One got a six and
the other got a nineteen. Okay, so the one that got a six
takes twelve points of thunder damage. The one that got a nineteen takes six
points of thunder damage. Okay, they're both still very much standing, all
right, So that's bonus action action. And then Andrew's gonna use his movement
to hop off the stage and kind of get right up next to Gideon and
kind of go into a protective stance over Bell. Okay, that's very kind
of you are also in a protector stance over the sleeping batty Patty Ross.
When you said we want to get this ceremony back on track, I thought
you were going to give inspiration and then proceed to ed all right, all
right, Well, due to the results of some earlier roles, I think
I need to figure out if I understand what's happening. Yeah, so let's
do an insight check. Well, that's a critical fail. Okay, I'm
still hanging out with the butterfly. Yeah, so okay, so so you're
hanging out with butterfly. We're just gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do a little
nature check myself here, just a straight up Okay, so another gust of
wind has come kind of up under the stage and the butterfly flies out,
so you, oh, maybe change Okay, now that the butterfly is out,
what do you see when you emerge? Oh, I'm still underneath.
Yeah, so I'll do a quick perception check. Let's see that's an eleven,
So I guess I would like still hit the butterfly. Yeah, you
see the butterfly. Things don't look the way that you thought that graduation was
supposed to. Well, I see there's there's the dancer from before, and
uh, there's a lot of extra glitter. So maybe the dance isn't going
exactly as it was supposed to. Okay, but maybe it's still going on,
and maybe I shouldn't get involved because you know, I was almost got
in trouble earlier the butterflies over there. Okay, I don't think anybody see
me right now. You I think everybody's pretty preoccupied. And you've just kind
of stepped out under this side of from under the side of the stage.
Okay, so I'm I've I've now emerged, I'm not still underneath. Assuming
that you wanted to chase the butterfly when the butterfly flew out. No,
I'm gonna you're cylinder. Nobody can see me right now, So I am
gonna cast animal friendship butterfly. I love. I love when character roles get
in the way of common logic. So roleplay gets in the way of common
law. So it has to succeed in a wisdom saving throw or be charmed
by me. For the spells duration, what's the DC on it? Thirteen?
That's eight. Oh, I mean a little butterfly friend Okay, So
I'm gonna I'm gonna back on Butterfly back over. Okay, I'm gonna shows
and my dog bok voice. But it's charmed so I can understand. Okay.
Yeah, and here's I think there's a little bit of a commotion over
there, and maybe you should kind of hang out just to the back of
the bleachers over here for a little while. I'll be back and we can
play some more. Okay. Okay, did you did you already take any
movement? No? Okay, yeah, so yeah, I just used my
action to cast, So I'll direct the butterfly towards the back of the bleachers
so it's safe. I can come back to it later. Okay. So
I've cast animal friendship. That was my action. I'm not going to move,
so I'll end my turn here, all right. It is now Timmany's
turn. Timmany is the uh the director of the martial arts at Mage and
Marshall. But he's more of a theory guy. Like he he knows,
he knows the the art of fighting, but he's not somebody who like has
actually been in a lot of fights in his life. So he spends a
lot of time with Bell's Dance Troop. Yes he yes, Bell Stance Troops.
That does a lot of like stage fighting type stuff. That's very much
kind of what like Timmany has taught everybody how to fight in the abstract,
you know, the you know, the way that things are supposed to go.
But Timmody, like the country's been at peace for thirty years, so
Timmody has never really had to engage that much other than sparring at school.
But he's he's also a jim bro so he's he works out, he's got
the strength. He's a goliath after all, he's very tall, and Timmany
is going to dash over to Batty number one, standing between Batty number one
and Batty number two and look very intimidating, and that is Timmody's action.
Next up is Fyla, who is our head of magical arts at Mage and
Marshall. Fayla is going to Fayla is going to cast firebolt, not at
anybody up in the air, to try and see if she can diffuse because
everybody is now kind of clustered around in a very tight area. So she's
going to see if she can get anybody to kind of jump back and disperse
a little bit, and so she'll aim it at the dome to see if
anything happens, But she's not trying to aim it at any particular characters.
So this is when I'm doing the equivalent of like shooting a gun into the
air to get everybody shooting at Like there's a degree of curiosity with like what
happens if I shoot at this dome sort of thing, But really it's more
shock and off. So this is going to be it's not even going to
manage to make contact with the dome. It is going to just be like
a firework. How do my bards, how do you all react when you
hear this explosion overhead? Roll? See if I hear it, I think
it's safe to say that you hear it, well, I hear it explosion.
I think. I think if you're if you want to roll for something
here, you can roll an insight check to see if it seems like it's
a real explosion or if it's magical and it's definitely I don't know. I
critically failed. When Rucus says he's gonna roll, you have to specify so
we know you're rolling a dice or you're rolling over like I heard a bang,
I'm going to roll over. Yeah, those of you who are able
to see this, which is everybody else, actually stumps you. Still haven't
you still not entered the playing field. So why don't you also roll in
an insight check to see if you can tell our perception check? All right,
you can tell that this was like it's It's like when you hear fireworks.
You know that it's not an actual explosion. You just you know that
somebody has set something off. How do you react when you hear that?
Ooh, more more crazy stuff going on here? Indeed? Sure is I'm
glad. I'm glad. Angels waiting outside wait, so I know I know
that it's like a spell, like a fire or spell you can you can
tell that it's not like it's not an explosion, that it's it's seems to
be more more concentrated. Again, It's like it's like when you hear fireworks,
you know that that is not a building blowing up, that it's it's
the sound of fireworks. So it's it's kind of similar to that. Seems
like this something going down inside. I better get in there if anybody needs
help. Great Clarice. Because we were standing in the doorway, you you
probably would have seen this. How do you react when you see this fire
bolt just going off into the air and deflecting off of this this energy dome.
The fact that it deflects off the energy dome means that I'm very curious.
It is quite thick, but I can see that there are people behind
it. And so it's going to change the action that she had readied,
and instead she's going to be trying in the future to surreptitiously get close to
investigate this dome. So she still has her rapier out, but not her
rapier wit readied. Okay, Bell and Andrik, how do you react seeing
this fireball? Like, first of all, knowing it, do you jump
back at all, but also how do you react when you see it bouncing
off of the dome? No, given that, given that I just had
the interaction with h Fela to give her the Bartic inspiration, that kind of
expected her to do something along these lines. And I am still focused in
on Batty number three, who's over his sleeping camera head over Bell. Yes,
and Belle definitely does not jump back because Bell is currently like underneath a
sleeping hooded figure and she's just sort of flailing her arms inside of her graduation
wrote her. Yes, yes, like one of the things that I'm in
front of car dealerships. Yeah, exactly. There's just glitter and fabric just
sort of flopping, flopping underneath this bad guy who is also in a cloak,
so like there's just a lot of fabric involved. Okay, all right,
it's Batty number one's turn. Batty number one is going to engage with
Timminy and look Timmany in the eye, and then he's going to cast misty
step, or I should say they are going to cast misty step because we
don't actually we have not seen anybody's face. We have no idea how they
identify. But Batty number one is going to cast misty step and is going
to teleport toward the exit. Atty number one is going to wind up thirty
feet away from everybody right over here, making for that exit, away from
where all of the action is and away from the exit where Stumps and Clarice.
Yeah, yes, away from away from the exit where Stumps and Clarice
are coming in. It's also because it was Missy Step, Batty number one
didn't have to disengage with Tim Many since TOI, Many was right there.
Stumps, It's finally your turn. Ooh. I was just so taken aback
by the storm. You know, I figured that storm showed up. I
figured Gideon's storm caller was responsible for it. Is going to come in.
It's a fair assumption. He's not a correct one. It's a very fair
one. Stumps is going to come in and assess the situation. I first
look around to see if anybody is hurt, and I believe no one has
been hurt. No one has taken any damn Well, some of the batties
have taken some damage, none of the none of the other bars or the
school officials have taken any damage. Hut. Only emotional damage, Yes,
plenty of that. You know, I don't want to make any assumptions,
but those hooded figures are a little shady over there. I think maybe they
might be responsible for this. Oh, let me see if I can do
something about this situation. Hey, please go to sleep now, you come
into our you're fighting all of my birdies and trap everyone in a Dome't this
sleep spell? Little music notes come out of the guitar and float over to
an area behind the baddies where it sort of spreads out in a twenty foot
area from there to get Batty's number two and three and try to get them
to fall asleep to that beautiful music. Are you able to cast it in
a place where you're not affecting? Yes? Okay, all right, your
your sleep fell. It's so much more interesting than Batty number three's sleep fell
was. And you want to roll for the how many how many hit points?
Really? Well, see if it's effective. It was only twenty four
hit points. Twenty four hit points and we're at Batty number one and Batty
number two and two and three? All right, hang on there, I
think I added something to that. They're both still standing. Batty number three
damage Batty number three is down to thirty two hit points. Well it was
with a chay. I thought the song was pretty good. Yes, the
bat has turned to you and give you like a little nod, like at
least your your talent is acknowledged, even if you don't manage to do anything
with that. Thank you, friend, I say, friend in sense it,
I hope someday we can be friends. If Ruckus is listening on Betty
like that song, you can't see him. He's under all right. Next
up is Thistle Thistle, who is the member of the triarchy. Thisle is
just old enough to remember the final days of Malvo's rain and her parents were
actually bureaucrats during the Malvo Rain, so she feels very called out since since
Malvo says to her like your parents would be so disappointed in you, And
that just makes her furious because she's been trying for her entire life, and
especially for her entire professional career, to distance herself from that. That was
when she ran for office, something that was using against her, like she
had tied through her family to the Malvau administration or the Malvaux ragin and she's
been she's been fighting against it. Hearing Malva has just re energized her,
and so she's going to come toward the front of the stage because she's all
the way in the back. She was only here for ceremonial purposes today.
She wasn't actually going to be speaking, so there's no reason for her to
be She closed the podium, and so Thistle is going to cast protection from
evil and good on Filimina. Understanding that Philimina is the president of the university
and really is helping to educate the Ubrans of tomorrow, she feels that it's
very important symbolically that Filmina not be hurt. So Philimina now has this protection.
It's good for ten minutes, and it's going to give her protection against
aberrations, celestials, elementals, fae, fiends and undead. She's going to
have u she's not going to be able to be charmed, frightened, or
possessed, and because Philmina is not any of those things, the rest of
the abilities don't matter. And that is going to be Thistle's turn. But
as she finishes casting that spell, she's going to give a very steely gaze
to the batties that are still up, not the one who's sleep obviously she
might kind of sneer at them, but she's going to look at the three
remaining batties like what is it that he wants? That's her turn, and
now it is the Lonius's turn. Felonius is the chaplain for the school.
He's a cleric. He's a little guy. Felonius is a gnome. He's
tiny, he's very unassuming, but he's got some powerful magic and he's going
to step forward. He's going to cast entangle on battye number one, who
is trying to run away, and that is going to be strength saving throw.
He passes, so he is not restrained Batty number one, but there
is a little outcropping of weeds and vines that are around there, So now
Batty number one is in difficult ter rain, and now it is Batty number
two's turn. Batty number two is right in front of Gideon, who was
laughing at him and then completely whiffed on managing to actually make contact with his
attack. Embarrassing, so embarrassing, so so embarrassing, and at least it's
some dige. Batty number two is going to grab his dagger and is going
to slash toward Gideon. That's not going to hit. Now they are both
just staring at each other, failing to be effective in there, in anything
that they're trying to do, And we're back to the top of the initiative
realk. That wasn't a natural one, was it? It was an eight.
There's a mechanical reason I'm asking this. If someone rulls a natural one,
I need to know. Okay, if I can visually see that one
failure, it triggers something for me. Okay, got it. Bell,
We're back at the top of the initiative order. Cool, I'd really love
it if I could not be under this person. We're gonna count this is
You're not even really grappled. You're just going to take half of your movement
speed to shove this guy off of you. And Cool get up. So
I'd like to shove them off of me and pull off the hood to see
who who Batting number four is. The reveal is the person you reveal is
a satyr person. The humanoid you reveal is a sator. They're not familiar.
This is just a foot soldier, all right. So Bell's gonna turn
to batty number three and he's going to say, no, really what's the
deal with the dome, with with the what the dome? What don't what
what what what don't I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about.
What don the dome is still there? Right? Yes? Okay,
yes, cool, this is gaslighting happening, that we're gaslighting the character,
the player. No, we're gaslighting the character. Okay, cool. Yeah,
I bet these guys think they're hilarious friends. Uh. Bell would like
to make a persuasion that Batty number three should do something about the dome.
Okay, uh roll, real persuasion. That's an lesson, well whole time.
Yeah he passes. Yeah. Cool. So Bell's like the dome.
I think they just spend her entire turn just going back and forth and her
being like the dome, the dome, it's right there. I don't I
don't know, I don't know what you're talking about, you know, And
she's just like getting more and more flustered. Yeah, And I think that's
her entire turn, and she's gonna look at andreck and be like, didn't
use your words the dome. You see the dome too? Right? Yes?
Yes, okay, all right, Well I still don't know what you're
talking about. But batting number four is still sleep, so nothing to be
done there. But it is batting number three's turn. Matten number three is
going to cast a minor illusion God to make it appear as if there is
You're just looking. You're just looking at like the field. Do I need
to do like a wisdom? I think you do? Yeah, I think
I do. Cool, that's a three. You think that you are losing
your mind. Belle's like, oh, I guess you don't it. I'm
confused. I know, can bell can I'll just like pick up some glitter
and just flick it. Yes. Absolutely. It's not even her turn,
but she's just yeah, yeah, it's not gonna do any damage. That's
saddy, even if you just kind of like blow it off of yourself,
just like like shake it off and it lands on him. Clarice, it's
your turn, So it is. Clarice is going to, at the very
edge of her range attempt to enthrall the nearest battie to her, and that
that's battery number three, because well, beatty number four is asleep. Yes,
Batty number three is exactly at the edge for sixty. You're not moving.
I am going to stay as concealed as I can while keeping this batty
in range. Okay, is that a saving throw? Yeah? So I
am going to ask for a wisdom saving throw, but first Batty is going
to have to listen as I weave distracting string of words. Okay, so
get ready describe a you guys. Yeah, so I was thinking about this
one time that my friends and I were out at the beach and I was
thinking, like, you know how when we're at the beach, it's like
really sandy, And I was like, you guys, this sand is just
like time, you know, like it's like small but bigue at the same
time. And then I was like, yeah, so like if sand is
time and we're standing on it, then whateter can we all hear this?
Can we all hear this? There's this? Yes? Are you only allowed
to cast us on one creature? Can it be on everybody in dumb too?
What are we? The entire battle comes through a hall time we all
contemplate grapple with our existence. Yeah. So, having heard about sand time
and our positionality as creatures both inhabiting and existing outside of time, Batting number
three will need to throw a wisdom saving throw fails, it's it's not an
out one, but there's no way that that passes. That's correct. Twelve
is what you need to have a seed. And uh this target now has
disadvantage on all wisdom checks, related checks to empathize, made to perceive any
other creature than me until my spell ends. Is there? Does he have
to roll for to get out of this each turn? Or is he just
he just has permanent disadvantage now, permanent disadvantage on anything related to wisdom,
to wisdom or perceiving creatures. I am the only thing he can think about,
okay, And is this a concentration spell for it? Uh? No,
no, it's not. You can and that is going to last.
Just jealous d M. It is only one minute of combat time, but
I will track the turns. It's gonna be quite a long time. Yeah,
And I'm going to say with that, he drops the minor illusion that
was keeping Bell from seeing the dome. Amazing. Bell is going to gasp,
Oh my god. I think it was there the whole time, Because
Battie, you can only think about me and my voice intermittently every once in
a while. I'm just gonna be like, you know, and like time
is happening, but we can measure it so like is that finite or infinite?
Batty number three is having a full on existential crisis. We also do
put sands in hour glasses and somebody, oh, Clarius is ready for this
to go on a really long time, a full ten turns of comment buckle
in Clarie's any movement or bonus actions. I am going to use my movement.
Yes, okay, So staying within a fifty five foot range of Batty
three, so a little bit of a curling walk. I'm going to walk
to thirty feet towards the dome. Okay? Would Bell and I notice that
this batty has kind of been enthralled and is distracted. Bell's noticed that the
wall my dome? Yeah, Bell, Bell has already reacted to minor illusion
being dropped you. It wasn't cast on you, so you could still see
the dome. Roll me. What I'm asking is, would I notice that
this batty now seems to be distracted? Perception check? Sorry, I wasn't
trying to like, no, uh, thirty twenty you absolutely notice that batting
number three is distracted, like suddenly staring up at the sky and like sweating,
feeling the effect of like, what what is time? I don't what
what is time? What was I was? I was I spending time gaslighting
this girl? Like what what is what is time? Yeah? How does
it feel? I mean he's not having any of this conversation with himself out
loud, So I'm not sure that Soul said that line. Okay, all
right, I think he probably, if anything, heard it in Clarice's voice.
Yeah, like her soul. Okay, all right, it's Filamina's turn.
Filamina now has the protection from evil and good on her. Filmina is
going to reach into her pocket and grab a little sprinkle of sand, and
then she's going to reach under the podium and take one of the bottles of
water that was left out for the speakers and drizzle a little water on the
floor next to where the sand fell. And she's going to be casting ice
storm at the dome. What she is trying to figure out is whether this
dome seems to be made of energy, but she's trying to see if it's
something that can be cut out by ice. Now, ice storm is usually
something that is cast on a person. So the way that we're going to
do this is the dome does have a DC save, so we're going to
see if she hits and then we'll see if it manages to make any damage.
So she is going to first attack. Actually, no, it's a
it's a deck save from the from the dome, which is interesting because the
dome, as a pretty stationary, pretty stationary thing, does not have any
deck save. So what I'm going to just have it do here is we're
going to do an opposed strength check. Filamine is going to use her modifier,
and the dome is just huge. For those of you at the table,
Filamine is the rainbow dice and the dome is the clear acrylic dice,
and the dome beats it. So the ice storm starts up over the dome
and just kind of fizzles out. There's no there's there's no seeming even impact
from the ice storm, the ice that's falling from the sky. And that's
Lamina's turn. It's Gideon's turn. So Gideon is going to Now now he
and he and this guy are back on even footing. He got very serious
for a moment when he failed to hit the guy because that was not planned.
But then the guy failed to hit him. So now Gideon is going
to try for another unarmed strike. That is definitely not going to hit.
Uh. He's Gideon is having a really bad day. He's not laughing anymore
again. He started laughing. He stopped laughing, and he started laughing again.
He stopped laughing. And that's his turn, Andrek, it's your turn.
Andrek, seeing that the one who's still standing in front of him is
distracted, takes the opportunity to very quickly remove his belt and is going to
quickly reach down and use his belt to tie the hands of the Saydor who
has fallen asleep. Oh that's so smart. I'm not even gonna make you
roll for that. That's the that's my sleep. That's how I'm gonna use
my action. Yeah, that's fine. I'm gonna use my action to tie
the hands of the sad. Yeah I'm not. I'm not even gonna make
you roll for it. The sator is asleep. You can tie whatever fancy
not you want. It's not gonna nothing's gonna stop him. There cool.
Any bonus action or movement check. I am going to use my bonus action
this. This is a Hobgoblin feature. Twice per day, I can use
a bonus action to do the help action. And I'm going to say to
Belle, uh, your performance was lovely. I think you should channel some
of that energy now. And oh my godness, what a good idea which
will give you advantage on the next next thing that you do. And also
I'm gonna the I'm gonna give you the give both of us the Fay Gift
of passage, which means that our both of our speed increases by ten feet
for one round, for one round, Okay, rackus. So there's been
a lot of really exciting action since six seconds ago, and and the butterfly
friend is safely tucked away, the olig butterfly not gonna get hurt. So
I think I'll spend the first five movement coming out from my crouch underneath the
bleachers, and I'm gonna go from the crouch to standing up. So with
uh, Chris, the full eight feet can you? I have to know
is Reque crawling out from under the features like little doggy crawl, you know,
the one he's been crouched, but not like down on all fours.
And the reason for that is totally mechanical, because I didn't want to use
some of my movement speed to stand up. Okay, that's valid in my
heart. Yeah, he's doing it in this little paw. Yeah, if
that were the more economical way to do it, I totally want to do
it that way. But with the stinky old gym sneakers and the green sports
pants and the little bandolier with his twenty bark buttons and his bicicock at the
head with the oriole feather, He's gonna stand up, put his paws on
his hips, reach a pop up to one of his bark buttons. He's
gonna say hello. He's gonna look around see if anybody addresses him back bill
a performance check. Nobody wants to speak as a free action with the eight
foot tall he has to really try hard. Oh look at that. That's
like a twenty four batting Number one is gonna be the first one to see
you because of where he's positioned, and he's just gonna like raise a hand
very awkwardly, like Hi. I'm gonna look at him and say you dog
fuck? Question mark. What what I'm gonna gesture to myself with my paw
and I'm gonna say ruckus dog folk? Point out that guy gonna say you
dog folk? Question Mark? Rollamy persuasion check three. He's just gonna look
at you and be like no, no, no. A little flummoxed by
this, Ruckus is gonna look around, and I think without a perception check,
you can probably see a keilone and across the stage and is gonna waves.
Well, he's gonna say, Rucus help question Mark, Hey, Ruggus,
thought you'd be around here, somewhere enjoying my song. Hello, yes,
oh yeah, definitely seems like we need some help here, Old buddy
good Ruckus understand. He looks around and he sees that there's one of the
characters, one of one of the folks in the hood, appears to have
been running away, and then a bunch of vines have appeared below him.
And he recognizes this as something that might happen in a bug ball game,
where the character with the bug ball or the spavic might be trying to get
a score and the other team is trying to slow them down or stop them.
And he's going to point and he's going to say this, no go
chastion Mark. Who is that directed to at the pointing at the character that's
in the vines. I guess Colonian or anybody else who really cares to respond,
because there are like, you know, fourteen people or in this engagement.
Actually, that's going to be a performance check and an insight check to
see if you've know Keilonian, what right Ruckus is saying? Nineteen performance?
Do I have permission? From my angle, I can see that Rucus has
now stamped yes. Can I also roll a perception check to see if I'm
hearing any of those Anybody who wants to engage as welcome to hear. I'm
not hearing any of okay, ten, I think that he rolled high enough
that you still at least mostly understand what he's asking you. You know,
I'm a person of nonviolence there, Ruckus, but you do what you gotta
do. Ruckus understand good. So with his bonus action, he's going to
enter rage, which will mean he's not able to canst or concentrate on spells,
spreeaking to some other things. And because I don't think there's any real
reason to be very angry, his butterfly friend is still okay. He's just
very excited. This will be a reskin version of rage for the duration up
to ten turns more minute and having heard Kelonian say, you know, try
not to attack or do any damage, but you gotta do what you gotta
do. I'm gonna make a running jump, which I think I can do
with the stinky old gym sneakers, to basically do like a big arc to
land on top of this character and not have to walk through the vines,
but rather like land on top of him. And so the action I'm going
to use here as I land is going to be the grapple action. Yeah,
all right, so roll ex check with advantage for the advantage, all
right in nineteen and twenty versus a natural one. So what's It's a crit
fail. So he's now knocked the prone. Oh no, he's knocked pro
I'm going to hold him here with the grapple and get away. He's he's
extremely embarrassed. He thought that he was out of here. He's very embarrassed.
Now from on top of him, I'm going to say, hello,
you dog the question mark that just to be clear, that is the person
you were talking to earlier. No, that was a different one. No,
it's not the same. I've been talking to the same thing. Well,
space and time are confused with the sands, so I'll just keep asking
rucuses of limited intelligence, and I'll just keep as the idea that Rucus is
like, now you're gonna yeah, yeah, I think I think that this
is just like this. This guy was just so confused and kind of rude
to Rucus actually, so now you can just keep asking him what his name
is? Who he is? You dog hook? Question mark? You dog
hook question mark. Batty number one is on his back looking up at this
enormous dog like being that he's never seen before. Ruccas, are you?
I know that we've talked about when you get really excited, you drool.
So are you? Are you drooling on him? Right now? Oh?
I'm usually drooling a little bit, like, so are you? Are you
drooling on Batty number one? Want me to do an agility or dexterity saving
if I avoid it? Well, no, I want you to do a
just straight up dexterity check and see if you five. Yeah, so you're
not drooling on him, but there's like a little puddle forming next to his
head of your drool, all right. Next up is Timmony, our head
of martial arts, who has never been in any sort of real fight,
and so Timney is going to go for number two with his great sword.
Stimoey swings his great sword at number two. That's definitely going to hit.
That's in nineteen plus whatever his modifier is, and that is going to be
two D six slashing damage five slashing damage on number two. Who's still standing?
Do it? Okay? All right? And then it's Fayla's turn.
Who still she's sitting on bart Phyla is sitting on bartic inspiration. Payla is
gonna come to the front of this stage. Is actually going to come around
to the other side of Filhemina and is going to Phaila is just gonna missy
step so that she comes right next to Batty number two. Batty number two
is now like more than more than more than flanked, and that's going to
be her turn. Number three is also surrounded. Yes, yeah, you're
right. Phila is between number two and number three, so number three is
surrounded. Number three is also still musing over the nature of time and sand.
It's Batty number one's turn. Patty number one is under ruckus, so
that's gonna be an opposed strength check to see if he can get out.
So athletics from you athletics or a acrobatics from number one. It's an eighteen
twenty one. Wow. Okay, so he's still grappled. I'm so excited,
and that's that's gonna be him stumps. All right, I better see
what's going on with this force field over here. It's a great big dome.
I don't know what's happening. Okay, I'm gonna dash over there.
Okay, right, I'm gonna dash over there, and then I'm gonna figure
out, try to investigate a little bit, see if I can learn anything.
Would I should I do a like an Arconnor chat or Okay, that's
a nine. It's a dome that seems to be made of energy. It
looks like a dome, looks like it's a meat of energy. At least
it's there, all right, Any anything else, any bonus action? Uh
No. Kelonian just sorts a sort of puts a pin in his mind to
talk to Clarice about this idea of time. Later, you know, get
more in detail. This is definitely up Kelonian's alley, thinking about existence in
space and time. I love that. I love the deep conversation that is
absolutely going to be happening off screen. Did Colonian go through like a pink
Floyd phase during undergrad he seems the type. It is Thistle's turn. Thistle
does not like that she was put under a old person spell. That's she's
one of the three rulers of this country. How dare anybody try to hold
her? And so she is going to cast old person at batty number two,
sensing that batty number three probably isn't really going anywhere. How dare anyone
try to hold her? I think she's just hasn't met the right person.
It's okay, we've all been there. It's only okay if you consent to
first. So, yes, she did not consent to being held. That
is correct, all right, So battye number two is going to need to
do a wisdom saving throw of fourteen, and they rolled a three, so
they are now held as a reminder with old person. There's nothing here that
says the spell ends. If any of you attack this person, they cannot
attack you back right now, So they are a punching bag. She finish
in a barrel here, all right. It is selonious. This churn selonious,
little teeny tiny selonious, as are any of you? Any of you
taken any damage? I no records ticks some damage last episode, but does
anybody Yeah, I'm still bleeding out of my back a little bit, still
bleeding out of your back a little bit. So he's gonna he's going to
see that. Felonius is gonna come up right behind you and he's going to
cast cure wounds, which is going to give you one D eight hit points
back, three hit points back. I'm gonna say, you help Raucus,
good woo. Selonius doesn't. He hasn't really had much reason to interact with
you over the last four years. But so he's, uh, he's just
gonna like it's like, am I supposed to am I supposed to pet him?
Is that? Is that what we do here? And then in staid
he's just gonna jam his hands in his pockets. And now it's Batty number
two who is paralyzed. So Batty number two gets to do a wisdom saving
throw that is a crit fail. Batty number two remains paralyzed, and so
we're at the top of the order. However, this is why I said,
yet you're going to hear the flapping of wings, but there's the butterfly
front. It is most assuredly not the butterfly friend, Andrik roll me.
That's a history check so close to being good. But that's an eight,
so close to me. It was a seventeen and then it rolled. Oh
it happens, and I have a plus five on history. So yeah,
you you don't recognize what this thing is out of the sky. It looks
like maybe a little a little baby, but with the head of a demon
bat wings swooping out of the sky. What you what? You don't know,
but I will tell you for purposes of play or anybody who's listening who
wants to look this thing up. It is a screaming devil kin. I'm
not going to give you any more information about it yet, but Andrik,
you were the only one who would would I at least, even if I
don't know the creature itself, would I at least pick up that this is
I'll say something out of probably the shadow realm. It's Faye. Give me
an insight check fourteen. Yeah, I think you recognize that it's it's Fay,
and that no good will come of anything that looks like this. It's
probably not on our side. It's it's decidedly not on your side. Let
me roll that roll infurnative on our new little friend here that is going to
be very close to the top. You'll see the devil can is going right
after Battye number three. But we're back at the top of the initiative order,
and Belle, it is your turn. So I guess my question is
what is the like? I see where it is on the map, but
how high is it in there? It's about thirty feet up in the air.
Okay, yeah, okay, Yeah, it's pretty high, which makes
it look even tinier. Nice. Okay, So Belle is going to look
around and she's going to look at Andrew, and she's going to be like,
so is that thing responsible for the dom or? I have no idea,
but it's not here to help us, Okay. So she's going to
rush over toward it and get as close as she can, which is forty
feet of the movement, right, So yeah, I can get totally right
there. Yeah, and then I would like to throw my chap room up.
Okay, and for the sake of really channeling my earlier performance per Andrew's
suggestion, I am going to light it on fire. Okay. So she's
gonna they're like, you know, she has like a little thing that she
can switch to that it like for the the effects. So I'm gonna light
it on fire and I'm just gonna throw like spin, spin, spin,
and then straight up. Okay, see if I can just catch me a
really creepy baby demon. That's seven plus six, But I have advantage?
Is that right? No? No? And also because it is flying in
fact, you have oh no, that's an opportunity attack. Nevermind. Okay,
yeah, so what was it to hit? Thirteen? To hit does
not hit? Okay? Can I my bonus action to throw the other one?
I think it counts as two weapon fighting? So yes, yeah,
all right, that's eighteen eighteen. Jess hits splendid. That's going to be
five damage, five damage, all right, that hurt it. It's looking
a little bit rough. It's going to drop about five feet lower. Belle
is currently very frustrated that none of her family members who can actually materialize wings
are outside of the dome. That you know, none of her family members
who were in the audience are currently available to assist with flying Demon baby nightmare
track. Correct, all right, it is Batting number four's turned Baty number
four is still unconscious, then Batting number three. So how does this work?
Because Batty number three is enthralled my clary, So anything that battye number
three wants to do that involves being aware of other people perceiving anything like that
is going to require a disadvantage role. Okay, again, wisdom, it's
wisdom. Yes, it's all wisdom. Everything wisdom related, including just knowing
that there's anybody besides me in the world in the sands. Yeah, it
just has disadvantage on anything until they can't hear me anymore. Okay, does
a twelve No, it does not. Okay, it's still enthralled, not
going to be able to do anything else, but it is going to hear
that. Sometimes when I shake sand out of my shoe after having been at
the beach, I wonder if like all of time was in my shoe,
just like you know, was it was that everything? Or is it just
like a moment? You know, I do know it's the Devilkin's turn and
Belle is nearest to it. So it's going to use its barbed tail melee
weapon attack. Rude, you're right there, babe. Does a thirteen hit?
Nope, thirteen does not hit. Okay, then it is going to
start its ceaseless screaming. Any creature within thirty feet must make a DC ten
wisdom saving throw. Is that in bonus action? So this just says any
creature that starts within thirty feet of its roll of thirty feet of it,
it's twenty five feet up, so that would only be that's yeah, that's
it. That's true. Right, you're in the air. Yeah, yeah,
because you're in the air. So so yeah, so Belle, you
have to now make a DC ten. No I was I was asking if
it can make the screech even though I used an action. Yeah, so
it is. It is a screaming devilkin. So it is. It is
screaming just all the time, all the time. It gets to scream as
a free action, Yes, it is. It is called ceaseless screaming and
not stop screaming. Same. Okay, so what am I rolling DC ten
d wisdom? Yeah, okay four. You are incapacitated until the start of
your next turn. So that just means no no reactions, no opportunity attacks
for you. Cool, So could be could be much worse. Belle is
gonna plug her ears and she's like so like everybody has the ability to learn
how to sing, but like, maybe take a few more lessons before you
take the show on the road. Cool, It doesn't care, It's just
gonna keep screaming. Clarice. Hi. So Clarice is going to uh,
just to use five feet of movement moving along the side, okay, dome
to get a little bit closer to stumps, because Clarice does actually know stumps
and would know that that's a good place to be if things are going down,
all right, but only only five feet only five feet, okay,
just a little closer, making sure that she's still within range to say,
and thrawing things as you've moving closer to stemps makes you even closer to your
enthralled dude. And the key is that I'm also making sure that I am
within sixty feet of Gideon. So Gideon is a longtime friend of my father,
and I'm gonna do two things on this turn. But I'm going to
do him out of order. I'm going to do my bonus actually first,
which is because I love Gideon even though he is just like a hot mess
today, I am going to offer him some bardic inspiration, okay, And
so I am just gonna say to him, you got this Gideon. Remember
you're the secretary of war. You can totally beat these guys, okay.
And what is his what is so he can gain an inspiration diet at D
six for ten minutes. He can add it to an ability to check attack
role saving throats. You want to roll the the oney six for me,
Yeah, that's a six six nice and so it can be added before you
know the outcome anything. So that's that's my bardic inspiration. And then with
my actual action, I'm going to cast identify on the dome. So what
I've done is I am touching it. Okay, I'm not on top of
it, but I am touching it. And if the item was created by
a spell, I learned which spell created it. If it is a magic
item or a magic imbued object, I learned its properties and how to use
them, how many charges it had, anything like that. Whatever spells are
affecting the item, I learn what they are. Okay. So do you
learn anything about the caster of the It just tells me which spell created it.
Okay. So what you are looking at you now know is an unyielding
energy dome. This is a ninth level level abjuration spell. It is a
Homebrew. This is an unyielding dome of crackling energy with a radius of one
hundred feet and a height of sixty feet, except that it can be cast
by multiple spell casters simultaneously. Each spell caster increases another one hundred feet of
radius, up to a maximum of three hundred feet, So it's it's covering
the entirety of the football field. So at least three spell pasters, at
least three spell casters are casting it. That is, That is the math
that you are able to figure out there. The dome blocks all forms of
physical and magic movement, preventing creatures and objects from passing through it. Spells
and magical effects cannot penetrate the dome from either direction, and no creature can
move out of the dome as long as the spells in place. Any creature
that attempts to break or pass through the dome has to make a strength saving
throw. On a fail, they're going to wind up taking some force damage.
On a successful successful save, they're still going to wind up taking damage,
and they can roll to hit. But there are do I tell you
how many in theory, I should know nine hundred spell hit points. Okay,
so any damage that you can do is going to be very insignificant,
Like it is way more damage than everybody else combined. Creatures and objects inside
the dome are unaffected by attack spells or abilities, but they also cannot cast
magic spells. Inside of the dome. It's like a Faraday cage for anybody
who's inside it, and it's a remains stationary ones created and cannot be moved
or expanded. As the caster's concentration begins to wane, a new round of
mages can take up the charge. Great. So, having learned this,
what Clarice is going to do is as loudly as possible. And I guess
this is a performance check because she's going to use her free talking action.
So let me, oh, that's a twelve in terms of how much my
volume will get across. Okay, but she's gonna try to say as loudly
as possible. Yo, there's like a lot of people casting that spell.
We need to like stop them from casting the spell. They're like concentrating.
Yo. Great, so that was a performance twelve. You said you will
whoever can hear it? Okay, everybody roll a perception check to see if
you Yeah, I'm gonna assume I have disadvantage because there is a baby's screeching
act. Yes, yeah, first, yeah you that's an ad one.
You. Yes, you have a baby screaming at you. You hear nothing,
Ruckus, you said that you yeah, you you definitely hear thirteen love.
You can hear some of both of you can hear some of what she's
saying, but it's not really clear. I was looking for you to beat
her, and you're you beat her just barely, and you were just very
close to me. Oh yeah, so maybe advantage there. I don't know
if you want to consider it, but yeah, I think yeah, so,
particularly since I moved close some sell Let you roll that one again.
Sixteen Yeah, okay, so you you hear what she said, Andrik you
get some of it. Rucus hears it because Recus has those good dog ears.
Bell gets nothing. Can we Also, I was really trying to tell
the professors, okay, so could we have that check? Yes, we
sure can. I wasn't talking to you, Ruckus, just like objectively,
I'm trying to inform the people with the most magic the appropriate magic completely reason.
I just ask I am going to roll those for them one at a
time. Philamina, here's you the Lonious does not hear you. Phila rolls
in at twenty. She hears everything that you say, did everything you don't?
Too many fails, and Gideon passes, here's you and Thistle passes.
Okay, I just wanted to make sure that we knew which professors had information
about the magic. All right? Is that that it? Thank you?
Okay, all right, it's Filmina's turn. Filmina heard what you said,
and Filmina is going to Filmina is going to just cast pressed digitation to amplify
her voice and to say everyone to everyone, it sounds like we're surrounded.
I suggest we all leave. Does Bell hear that? Thrill me a perception
check, and I'm gonna say you can just a straight perception check. You're
not gonna have disadvantage before. Oh no, you do not hear Cool,
you are deafened. I think everybody else will hear because pressy digitation allows her
to amplify her voice. And oh no, I get it. None of
the rest of you are hearing any screaming. Bell's having a bad day,
y'all nice having heard that, I'm gonna just respond free action. You're all
welcome at my coffee shop, we can like make a plan there. Love
it. Filmin is gonna kind of nod to you, but like hold off,
don't like, don't goal area, don't push it, and and it's
going to follow up with thanks Clarice, Thanks very much. But I think
it would be better if we if we meet at Sovereign House. Sovereign House
is the Legislature the legislature building that's very close to the university. Oh yeah,
that like totally makes sense. Yeah, there's there's like security there and
everything. Yeah yeah, so all right, I'm just gonna make that suggestion
we should all get back to Sovereign House. And when she says this,
the all of the batties are occupied. Yeah, yeah, are like they're
like greens, but like not the kind that grows, but like the sands
of time grow, but like not like out of the ground. It's just
like it just like keeps going, you know, like like I feel like
there's something in that forget about it, No understand who feeling Still she's she's
still amplifying her voice, So listen, listen, every all of you.
I don't know, I don't know who you all are, but will you
just like can we just call it here, and can we just head back
to the to the and we'll talk about what it is that. I mean,
clearly, I don't think you're supposed to kill us, right, Like,
we're just we're supposed to go back and talk about this us and she's
going to rule a persuasion check. This is what I get for going to
a big school. Kind master doesn't even know who I am. I'm about
to graduate, all right. All of the the ones who are conscious anyway
and can communicate and are not enthralled, be like, yeah, that would
be totally fine. Can you just please get get off of us, please?
And yeah, we'll just tell them to wait, you're gonna you're gonna
respond, yeah, Okay, they're going to in order to relieve Batty number
three, Clarice is going to intentionally and deliberately move away outside the sixties foot
range Batty number three is. They're just like sand, I hate Sand.
Oh yeah, I never ever want to go through that again. So we
will what I guess, We'll just we'll just tell Malvo to I mean,
he wants he wants you to surrender by midnight tomorrow, so we'll just well,
we'll do that, right, And this will just like grins at them
through their through her teeth because please leave. Think Clarius is gonna be like
by friend, don't forget about me, just taunting batting number three, but
like in a really friendly way. Bye bye. All right, So,
spooky scary baby is going to fly away. Sleeping guys, he's still there
on the ground. Yeah, Hendrick puts his foot on the back of the
sleeping guy. That's okay, And what do you do there so that he
doesn't believe, Well, he's asleep, but he's going to wake up at
summer, okay, all right, So I guess the message to the bad
guys is like you're leaving him behind, considering the batting number three is the
reason that batting number four is asleep to begin with. He's fine with that,
ruckus. Do you let batty number one up? I don't know.
I'm sitting on top of him. I think that might more be up to
him. Do you want me to roll for it? Yeah? Do an
inside check to just nine. You're still very excited to be on top of
It's a great time. He's a little squishy, he's like a big old
dog. Folks chair all right, Well, at the very least the baby.
The baby has been dispatched. Batty number two, he has been Yeah,
Batty number two is gonna just exit. As Batty number two starts to
leave, we're gonna call that yeah, yeah, because he thinks that he's
safe to turn his back on getting because they agreed to leave. So Gideon
gets advantage because he's it's it's basically a synac attack. Guys got his back
turned to him, and he's just gonna cold cock the guy and he's going
to roll. Yeah, that is going to hit and batting number two is
going to take da It's just twenty six plus three eight points of damage.
Hey, hey, we're going, we're going. We're going, Okay,
go faster. It's chiming in. So now Batty number two is going to
walk over toward Batty number one like rubbing his jaw because he's just been hit
in the face. Now he's going to try to get Batty number one up
from under ruckus. So let's do an opposs just doing a post strength check
here fourteen or fourteen. Yeah, you still beat it. So number one
is still underneath you. You no go come here, boy, here boy,
And he's gonna reach into his pocket and pull out like just a little.
It's like a crumpled piece of newspaper and like see ito gross. So
number two has just failed to get battery number one out from under ruckus.
But now batting number three is going to come up. We'll do another posed
strength check ten I said twenty one. So batting number three is going to
get Batty number one out from under ruckus. Be like and it's gonna just
turn around and look at all of you and be like midnight tomorrow, can't
wait to hear from you. If sand Girl comes, we're gonna make her
pay. Can I pull down Beatty number one shood as he goes? You
absolutely can? What's underneath? But number one a dog? Fuck? All
right? So yeah, so Batty number one is a human. So now
you've seen three of the four batties and number four number four. Yeah,
so it's just number three that you never saw. As number three Batty walks
out and says insulting things about quote unquote Sandgirl. Clarice is gonna don't pretend
you didn't love it, and I think with that the end of episode two.
Oops. All Bards is created, GMed, and directed by Jillian Ashley
Blair Eye. This episode was produced, edited, and sound designed by Nate
Runkle. Oops All Bards stars Ashley Banks as Bell Cernameo and Coleman as Clarice
Sauercloud, Ross Curry as Andrik Harrowhold, Chris Klinecki as Pooched and Ruckus,
Bob Killian as Colonian Stumps, and featuring Paige Clinecki as the voice of the
bark Buttons. The Oops all Bard's theme song is by Bob Killian, with
additional lyrics by Jillian Ashley Blair Ivy. Oops all Bards is executive produced by
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