WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:05.360 Hey, look it. Hey, look he's it. Hey look bro, 2 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:09.320 I forgot that I one of I don't remember which episode it was, but 3 00:00:09.359 --> 00:00:14.599 I started it off with the Big Show intro. The Kickson just said, 4 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:17.519 well, it's the Big Show, and I completely forgot that I did that. 5 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:21.079 I don't know if I forgot I forgot that as well. Yeah, 6 00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:26.120 whatever episode was a couple episodes ago it because at the very end of the 7 00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:28.600 episode there was a reference to it, and I was like, you know 8 00:00:28.640 --> 00:00:32.119 what, you gotta switch up the intro. Man, I'm gonna start. 9 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:40.200 I'm gonna start. I'm not gonna say I forgot things anymore because it's it's 10 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:46.399 it's more usual that I forget things than I remember them. Like I'm going 11 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:51.640 to like, I'm going to call out when I remember something because it happened 12 00:00:51.880 --> 00:00:56.479 so infrequently. I think that's yeah, that's proper. I think that is 13 00:00:56.520 --> 00:01:00.520 proper. Oh, I just remember that I did this exactly. It's just 14 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:03.159 like like, of course I forgot. Of course, if you told me 15 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:07.239 something, I forgot it absolutely. If I've ever run into you and you 16 00:01:07.319 --> 00:01:14.599 met This goes especially for viewers and listeners, if I've met you, if 17 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:17.280 I've you know, run into you in person, and we had like a 18 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:21.040 nice conversation. I'm sure it was nice. I could not tell you a 19 00:01:21.239 --> 00:01:25.640 frame of that conversation. That's no way, no chance in hell. It's 20 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.840 not because I don't care. It's because I just cannot. I cannot retain 21 00:01:27.879 --> 00:01:34.439 it. It's all gone. Speaking of it happens, speaking of a speaking 22 00:01:34.480 --> 00:01:41.680 of remembering and forgetting. I remembered to install every nude mod possible in my 23 00:01:41.799 --> 00:01:44.879 Tech and eight game. And so now that is a really pleasant game to 24 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:49.439 watch. I'm getting really good at it. I'm getting really good at Honestly, 25 00:01:49.519 --> 00:01:52.680 I was. I was kind of fumbling with it before, Like I 26 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:53.719 was just like I was kind of okay at it. I was like, 27 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:57.159 okay, I can do combos, and like I'm all right, but I 28 00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:01.439 lose kind of relatively off and on hard. Now that everybody's naked, I'm 29 00:02:01.599 --> 00:02:09.759 trouncing. I'm trouncing. That's solid like that, It's like I can focus 30 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:15.120 so clearly. It's wild. What's wrong Kingston. Kingston's nodding his head in 31 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:19.719 a disapproving manner. I don't know why he's He's like the only one I 32 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:27.919 can't I can't play. I can't imagine playing Tech in with everybody fucking naked. 33 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:31.159 It's amazing that I couldn't imagine it. I couldn't imagine. I've been 34 00:02:31.159 --> 00:02:37.479 holding on can't rationalize that because I feel like I would be laughing so hard 35 00:02:37.719 --> 00:02:39.840 I wouldn't play the game. Look, it gets to a point where it 36 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:45.960 just the first time you do it, it's it's it is a major distraction, 37 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:49.280 but then you kind of just lock in, man, and there's something 38 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:53.719 there's something gray, there's something so satisfying about doing it in a way. 39 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:55.599 I was just thinking about this last night actually because I was playing Shoot Fight 40 00:02:55.680 --> 00:03:00.759 or six. I'm still I'm still way behind because I'm doing the world tour 41 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:04.120 thing and enjoy I'm actually enjoying the World tour thing. I I don't know, 42 00:03:04.319 --> 00:03:07.080 I feel like it's one of the more enjoyable. It's like it's it's 43 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:12.960 shitty, but at the same time it's so charming and uh so, yeah, 44 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:15.479 so I haven't like like I'm I'm beating the fuck out of refrigerators, 45 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:22.800 like it's so it's such a stupid mode, but uh checking, I'm I'm 46 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:25.080 so excited to play tech and I'm just not I'm trying to Hopefully by the 47 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:30.120 time I'm ready, it'll be significant, uh reduction in price. I've found 48 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:34.400 some good prices right now. But I'm excited for what you did, Chris. 49 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:38.199 I'm fucking I can't wait to slap still out some some nude mods on 50 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:40.919 those bed on those beds, you know what I think it is on Ironically, 51 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:44.759 I was thinking about it's like because because I know this sounds like a 52 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:47.199 bit, but I'm not joking, Like I'm not I know that, like 53 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:50.560 I know I did install, but like I know that, like probably some 54 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:53.159 people are thinking, oh, it's a bit that he's getting better. It's 55 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:58.759 that's true. Like my game has improved like dramatically since I've made everybody naked, 56 00:03:58.800 --> 00:04:00.280 and I don't understand why. And I was thinking about it. I 57 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:04.159 was ruminating on it, and I was thinking, like, because the outfits 58 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:12.199 are so intricate and so like animated and so like very designed, that like 59 00:04:12.439 --> 00:04:16.160 I think in some ways they're distracting, and I think there's like there's also 60 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:21.879 some part of me that's like I think we as humans understand how to read 61 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:30.399 other fighting humans better when they're naked, purely from an evolutionarily from an evolutionary 62 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:35.800 standpoint. I think we easily read enemies attacking us if they're not covered in 63 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:41.600 distractions. Well, I don't, I don't. I don't know. I 64 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:44.360 don't know what else it could be. I could just be because it could 65 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:48.160 just also be because I'm playing the game more and getting better. That's I 66 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:56.439 don't know. I'm notnced. That's the reason. You know, it makes 67 00:04:56.439 --> 00:04:59.720 sense a little bit to it. Well, in a real world scenario, 68 00:04:59.759 --> 00:05:02.079 it does. Doesn't make sense actually because there are like say, for example, 69 00:05:02.079 --> 00:05:06.360 you see like there are some fighting get ups, especially in Japan and 70 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:12.879 some in China where they disguise their feet, like you can't see where they're 71 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:15.600 got what they're gonna do. It's a it's me, it's I mean, 72 00:05:15.879 --> 00:05:18.480 it works in gaming right if you see your character is doing some type of 73 00:05:18.519 --> 00:05:23.480 frame movement where they're gonna crouch or something is going downward, you know to 74 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:28.839 crouch block you you immediately know I gotta do so it kind of with less 75 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:31.120 restrictions, it is possible that it could be helping you. But I would 76 00:05:31.120 --> 00:05:36.519 say in your scenario, there is a perversion in you that is making you 77 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:44.680 want to play more because there's good graphics and tits flopping around everywhere. I 78 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:46.839 don't know, honestly, I don't look at it. Well outside of me, 79 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.399 no one's even thinking enough in the game for me to be really happy 80 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:57.759 about them being naked. Though true, there's not there aren't crazy builds necessarily, 81 00:05:57.800 --> 00:06:01.160 But I've always I I always loved Nina, like Nina was my favorite. 82 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:08.680 I love her even in that stupid, disgusting PS one cut scene in 83 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:15.600 Tech and two where her hair looks like fucking Spider's legs. I remember that 84 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:16.519 was one of the first time. That was one of the first times that 85 00:06:16.560 --> 00:06:19.959 I saw cutscene. I was like because it was like I had that like 86 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:25.040 kind of like that smooth music with like I think she like it. She 87 00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:27.759 like crossed her legs or something, and it was just like, what's going 88 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:30.639 on? What's going on here? So Nina's always just benefit I was happy 89 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:34.600 to I was looking at videos of tech and eight and I didn't see any 90 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:38.319 videos about Nina, and I kind of thought she wasn't in the game, 91 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:41.759 so and I just bought it because I just wanted to get back into Techan 92 00:06:42.639 --> 00:06:44.680 and I was pleasantly surprised that she was still there. I was like, 93 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:46.800 oh, thank god that got na. Nina is still there, Nina is 94 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:50.680 still there, King is still there, Jack is still there, still there. 95 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:57.600 Six I did not play, Yes, so I haven't gone. So 96 00:06:57.720 --> 00:07:01.040 here's the thing I might be misremembering. But was tech and sixty only one? 97 00:07:01.079 --> 00:07:05.199 That everybody had super combos like they had like a they had like a 98 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:11.800 super art gauge? Essentially? Am I misremembering that seven only only fucking uh? 99 00:07:11.839 --> 00:07:16.079 I thought only uh uh a Kuma. I thought only Akuma had one. 100 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:19.319 He was the only one that had one. I think seven everybody had 101 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:24.040 a super If I'm not mistaken? Are you sure? Am I fucking freaking 102 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:27.040 out? Dude? Am I like freaking out? Actually, because I get 103 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:33.160 I'm too lazy to install the game installed. That's not second, but there's 104 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:38.319 pretty much second. So can somebody, some somebody. That's a bit because 105 00:07:38.399 --> 00:07:40.519 I used to be a major tech and fan. And then I fell off 106 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:45.120 at five because five was the last one on PS two before it upgraded to 107 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:47.800 you know, the the three and six, three sixty, and so I 108 00:07:47.879 --> 00:07:53.399 fell off after that, and uh so six I played super late. I 109 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:58.839 barely played seven. Eight's looking dope. I'm excited, but again, every 110 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:01.759 time. We probably filed up this podcast to talk about how to twenty twenty 111 00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:05.560 three was just too good. And I feel like I'm fucked, you know, 112 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:11.360 since it's I don't have any obligation to play everything. I'm just you 113 00:08:11.680 --> 00:08:13.199 get overwhelmed and like, fuck, I'm just going to play a little more 114 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:18.360 street Fighter. And I guess this year is looking at man somewhat similar, 115 00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:22.519 but a bunch of stuff coming out of nowhere. Your Wild Divers exploding out 116 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:28.120 of nowhere, and now apparently the Battlefront collection they're they're releasing, they're releasing 117 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.800 the old battle for battle going on with that. What's funny? I just 118 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:35.759 bought Battlefront two uh on because it was it was a dollar, it was 119 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:39.200 a buck something on CD keys, and I was like, old Battlefront two 120 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:41.480 on Steam for like a buck something. I just bought it. I literally 121 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:46.279 just bought it two days ago, and I'm like, are you fucking you 122 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:50.840 waited until the last possible minute, just by sheer coincidence. That is so 123 00:08:50.039 --> 00:08:54.279 good, fucking so dexcited to play all fucking multiplayer with that ship again. 124 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:58.799 That I was cool mass. I was massy at Battlefront one. I was 125 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:01.879 very good at that game because I would just throw my lightsaber with Vader and 126 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:09.720 it would I moved. See, I totally. I never was so over. 127 00:09:09.240 --> 00:09:13.320 I never played the original battlefronts. I missed them entirely, Like those 128 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:18.240 are really yeah, I know, because that was like, well, I 129 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:22.440 was contribution whatever it was on PSB. That's what you're thinking of resistance, 130 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:26.799 resistance attribution. Yeah, so, I mean there was something. I don't 131 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:30.120 know what it was, necessarily, but I think because Battlefront was Star Wars 132 00:09:30.159 --> 00:09:33.200 and I just didn't care about Star Wars. I just didn't. I don't 133 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:37.960 like there was really It wasn't until I think the Force unleashed on like p 134 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:39.320 s three and three sixty that I decided to be like, oh yeah, 135 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:41.480 maybe I'll play a Star Wars game, you know what I mean. And 136 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:45.759 everything before that didn't really matter to me. And also because I mean I 137 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:50.320 had I had Halo, and I wasn't really in the market for like another 138 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:54.039 sci fi shooter for in a series that I didn't care about, So I 139 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:56.320 missed. I missed out on them. So I'm actually like looking forward to 140 00:09:56.360 --> 00:10:00.279 like play them. I feel like I'm in a weirdly unique position in that 141 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.039 respect, where like I feel like I'm one of the rare people who just 142 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:07.919 doesn't have nostalgia for this and can actually just as a news that's actually kind 143 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:13.799 of interest because I liked not to the Old Republic with no nostologia attached at 144 00:10:13.799 --> 00:10:16.960 all. That's a that's a good because I was about to say, curious, 145 00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:24.840 that's a good point, but literally there. They finished Culture two very 146 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:30.559 recently. I finished that game. That game story is unbelieveable, like one 147 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:33.679 or two, Like yeah, one and two, both of those stories are 148 00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:37.879 too good to be attached to a franchise that has gone through the ups and 149 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:41.080 downs of Star Wars, Like it's too good to be attached to that franchise. 150 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:46.200 It's like, fu dude. They could have made the movies about Cultur 151 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:50.159 and the movies would have been amazing. It would have been infinitely better. 152 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:54.039 That's the problem that the Old Republic is so much better than any of the 153 00:10:54.080 --> 00:11:00.159 other in my opinion, I think it's leaps and bounds better. I just 154 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:03.200 just that it's unexplored, and that makes it cool because we don't know what 155 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:07.000 the fuck's gonna happen. Like now, watching even though I'm a Asoka Tano 156 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:09.000 fan, watching Ahsoka shit, i still know at the end of the day, 157 00:11:09.679 --> 00:11:13.519 Kylo Ren's gonna kill all the other people and the Jedi war is gonna 158 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:16.039 fall again. I know that, and that just makes it like watching that 159 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:18.080 stuff like, uh, I know it's gonna happen at the end. This 160 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:22.600 makes me really sad. I I just I don't know, how did you 161 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:26.519 guys feel about? Because how do you guys feel How did you guys feel 162 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:31.039 about did you see the Rogue one? For example? Would you guys see 163 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:35.080 that one? Like there's something that you know it was gonna happen. But 164 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:39.960 I found it really entertaining in the same way that uh, kind of knowing 165 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:43.759 the laura of reach and then playing it, like say, knowing that what 166 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:48.159 this is about and what's gonna essentially you know everyone's gonna fucking die, and 167 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:50.919 he played it. And I just feel like if you execute something pretty well, 168 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:54.159 I'm like it works, and I feel like what annoys me about? 169 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:58.080 I don't know. I just you know what I want. I just want 170 00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:03.159 like a complete I want to pretend like nothing the last three movies and everything 171 00:12:03.159 --> 00:12:05.679 that's surrounding it just didn't happen. Just do it again, Just do it 172 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:09.840 again, but just do it fucking right, Like I feel like that's all 173 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:11.360 you really need, you know, It's crazy. I think people would be 174 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:15.600 okay if they did it again. I think a lot of the people would 175 00:12:15.600 --> 00:12:16.320 be like, let's just do it again, Let's do it over. And 176 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:20.759 people would be like, all right, they'd have to they'd have problem, 177 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:24.320 is Disney right and this you would have to like give it of all that 178 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:28.480 merch they have for it, give all that bullshit they have for the fucking 179 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:31.440 that three series. And they're like, we're not, that's money we spent 180 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:35.799 that we have to get back. Yeah, that's how they wouldn't do it. 181 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:39.559 They'd have to change so many of the rides and ship like the rides. 182 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:45.639 I was thinking about that, Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're 183 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:48.000 making another movie with Ray. They're making a movie what's it called? It? 184 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:52.039 Like a time movie with Ray? Why are you just is this? 185 00:12:52.120 --> 00:12:56.120 Well, she's a Jedi order And I really wish that I did it. 186 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.200 I'm be honest, I wish. Oh so this is a this is a 187 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:03.720 there can continually there's a sequel. Yeah, I'm so. I couldn't. 188 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:09.519 I can't. I can't properly expressed how uninterested I am in seeing that. 189 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:16.519 I just I just it's bro. You know, it's crazy. You know 190 00:13:16.559 --> 00:13:20.879 it's crazy. I'm not gonna see it opening weekend. I'm not. I'm 191 00:13:20.919 --> 00:13:24.679 not. That's that's crazy. That's crazy. I'm not gonna weekend. I'm 192 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:26.600 gonna I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait till I get all the info I 193 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:31.720 can. Then I'm be like, I guess I'll see it now. But 194 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:35.519 Dave Filoni is headlighting it, and that's why I'm happy, Like, oh, 195 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:37.360 Dave Flone, you made he made freaking Clone Wars. That's like the 196 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:43.720 most revered Star Wars stuff ever. I'm gonna that's cool. But also this 197 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:46.840 is this is a ship show. Ultimately, you can only work with what 198 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:50.840 you got, you know, and uh, masters can do really well. 199 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:56.600 But it's I don't know, Yeah, it's Star Wars is just a very 200 00:13:56.639 --> 00:14:01.720 strange It's a strange series to me because I just don't really have a connection 201 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:03.279 to it. But there are things about it that I like, I liked 202 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:05.519 Kotor, I would I probably would have played more of it if it didn't 203 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:09.279 break, if the game itself didn't bug on me, and I wasn't like 204 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:16.080 locked into a into a problem. Uh what was the other one. Oh 205 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:18.759 my god, fucking I just said it forced on Leash. I liked a 206 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:20.840 lot too as a game, so like, I don't know, like I 207 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:24.360 I like some of it. But it's it's funny that you bring up that 208 00:14:24.360 --> 00:14:28.720 you brought up what is it reach and uh Rogue one, because that was 209 00:14:28.759 --> 00:14:30.600 all I was thinking when I was watching Rogue one, I was like, 210 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:35.720 this is a reach. This feels reached literally reach. It's it's pretty ridiculous. 211 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:39.440 It's pretty ridiculous how reach that that movie is. But yeah, I 212 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:41.320 don't know, we'll see, dude, they're doing it. Apparently they're doing 213 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:43.840 the Fall of Reach in the in the Halo TV show right now, and 214 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:50.039 it's just oh, no shit, yeah, but it's man, and it's 215 00:14:50.120 --> 00:14:52.519 like, I don't know, damn, so weird. They're doing all this 216 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:56.240 weird lip service where they're like they're saying places that were in the game. 217 00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:58.480 It's like, oh, visit grad Relay. It's like, oh, I 218 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.080 remember with a a Grand Really was that was when they first Yeah, I 219 00:15:01.080 --> 00:15:07.480 get it, and it's just all wrong, and it's just I'm really I'm 220 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:11.240 really I'm really curious to see, like how how they're gonna say how they're 221 00:15:11.279 --> 00:15:15.600 going to fix this fucking show if they ever do. I don't. I 222 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:18.519 don't think I dude, it's doing well apparently, Like apparently, like people 223 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:24.639 if you talk to random people on the street, like like people who aren't 224 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:30.840 online, they'll be like, hey, you see you watching Halo. It's 225 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:35.159 pretty good. I'm like I realized that too, right, Like that went 226 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:39.600 the problem I went to. I went to it was like at the Rose 227 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:45.080 Bowl or like what the California Bowl whatever it's called, right for a Star 228 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.919 Wars one of the Star Wars nights, the anniversary things. Dude, the 229 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:56.480 amount of people that were there is an it was an unbelieve like the place 230 00:15:56.679 --> 00:16:02.159 was jam packed to watch episode six, like jam pack, And I'm like, 231 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:03.879 dang, if I was on the internet, you'd assume that people really 232 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:07.519 don't like Star Wars that much, and not out here in the real world, 233 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:12.200 people love this shit. Even with MCU movies. I mean, they've 234 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:18.279 definitely sure, no well here and you like go to a screening, yeah, 235 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:22.759 and it's packed. You're like, well. The thing about that is 236 00:16:22.799 --> 00:16:29.080 like there's no question that Star Wars and the MCU have gotten worse, but 237 00:16:29.120 --> 00:16:32.759 people still people still like a lot of people, like people are still going 238 00:16:32.879 --> 00:16:33.960 people are still going to love them. You know, I have my own 239 00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:37.279 feelings about the MCU, like I don't care about really. I don't care 240 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:40.879 about it really, but like I like I you know, I have a 241 00:16:40.919 --> 00:16:42.720 connection to those movies. I remember going to see them every year, like 242 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:45.960 with a bunch of friends, and like, Endgame was sick. It wasn't 243 00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:52.960 a it wasn't a great movie necessarily, but like as like an event that 244 00:16:52.039 --> 00:16:56.000 was pretty fucking sick. That was cool, Like I appreciated that. And 245 00:16:56.279 --> 00:16:57.960 so you're obviously going to have people, like millions of people, but that 246 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:00.399 that blew my mind where I was like because Jalen's dad was telling me about 247 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:03.319 it or not Jallen's dad was telling me Jaalen was telling me about his dad 248 00:17:03.680 --> 00:17:06.519 was reaching out to him. He's like, hey, they got Halo on 249 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:10.440 TV now and it's really good. And he was like what, Like, 250 00:17:10.519 --> 00:17:15.599 Jaylen didn't even know there was a show. J is Jalen lives a very 251 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.920 removed life from a lot of stuff, and he's like then he comes to 252 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:22.240 He's like, Yo, do you see this thing called Apple Watch? And 253 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:29.119 I'm like, Jalen, what are you talking about Jalen lives in like I 254 00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:33.119 would say on an adjacent plane where like it's very like every now and again 255 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:40.079 we'll sync up with his understanding of the like like recently, like he he 256 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:41.839 texted me, he was like, hey, let's get on hell Divers. 257 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:44.400 I was like, I'm a sound that you know what this is so quickly, 258 00:17:45.799 --> 00:17:48.240 but yes, we'll go on. We'll we'll get on hell Dives and 259 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:51.759 then it'll be like, you know, you see they're making watches out of 260 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:56.880 smartphones now and they're like, that's been it's been about five years now. 261 00:17:57.039 --> 00:18:03.039 He would know he's current. He's current in the strangest ways. Yeah, 262 00:18:04.359 --> 00:18:12.079 how do you know what hell Divers two is? And at the right exactly. 263 00:18:14.839 --> 00:18:17.839 But he's like he's not like someone that like wants to be asked. 264 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:19.799 I only play things I really think are cool. Like he's not just like, 265 00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:22.599 oh I heard about this, this seems cool. I'm gonna try it 266 00:18:22.599 --> 00:18:30.079 out and that's it. Yeah, I mean it must he's probably better with 267 00:18:30.160 --> 00:18:33.359 things if you had that, because I think before I became a content, 268 00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:36.680 content person, I was at peace. I just liked what I liked and 269 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:38.920 like people shouldn't have like whatever. I like this though, even though it's 270 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:42.599 still kind of that now, but like I wouldn't have to see a tweet 271 00:18:42.599 --> 00:18:45.599 about oh I really like this thing and then like fucking eighty nine people come 272 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:48.440 out to the words and just shit on what I like. And I'm like, 273 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:51.680 all right, well, yeah, thanks, I guess it's pretty Yeah, 274 00:18:52.079 --> 00:18:56.759 you guys tearing down things ignorant? I fuck, I wish I was 275 00:18:56.759 --> 00:19:00.920 ignorant about a lot of stuff. Man, if you can think about there's 276 00:19:00.960 --> 00:19:03.119 a lot of media if you could take back, if you could just have 277 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:06.119 it zapped out of your brain and not know about it, and you just 278 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:10.519 probably feel because there's something about like even some of the I imagine this is 279 00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:14.000 how most Star Wars fans are. Anytime you think about Star Wars, you 280 00:19:14.079 --> 00:19:17.079 kind of have this probably what if feeling or like what could have been like 281 00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:22.960 oh this thing instead of just like satisfaction. And imagine if you just never 282 00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:26.720 watched. Imagine if you were just you knew, you knew the latest trilogy 283 00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:30.200 was gonna be asking you're like, I'm just not gonna watch it, you'd 284 00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:33.559 probably feel a lot better. He's like, I just I'm not gonna watch 285 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:37.960 it. I reach I reached that point. I reached that point with with 286 00:19:38.079 --> 00:19:41.680 Halo in the last couple of years where I was like, you know what, 287 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:48.160 there was a time where it was in the sun and now it's not. 288 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:51.279 And I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm really glad about it 289 00:19:51.480 --> 00:19:56.000 because it means I get something that fucking stupid kids you don't deserve it, 290 00:19:56.480 --> 00:19:59.720 don't get That's it's kind of how I feel that. I was just like, 291 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:02.880 it's just like, it's like, all right, I guess it's over. 292 00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:06.880 Uh, we got it. It's it's same thing we were talking about 293 00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:10.279 last time, about like uh uh the x Men, the x Men cartoon 294 00:20:10.359 --> 00:20:12.480 and having like superheroes with thick asses, you know what I mean. And 295 00:20:12.519 --> 00:20:17.319 now that's gone. It's just like, well, sucks for you, now 296 00:20:17.400 --> 00:20:22.920 I ad it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You get the hand TV 297 00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:26.240 show with this random Asian child who has no bearing on the story that is 298 00:20:26.279 --> 00:20:30.319 somehow forced into the whole thing for no fucking reason. Meanwhile, I got 299 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:34.920 the top tier ship. Sorry, he didn't sucks for you. Didn't we 300 00:20:36.880 --> 00:20:42.640 didn't have to see a master chiefs asshole like we're good. You open the 301 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:48.480 fact that they spread his cheeks open in the show is crazy, Like there's 302 00:20:48.480 --> 00:20:53.160 a scene where he gets a they showed chiefs asshole, they showed his sphinter 303 00:20:53.319 --> 00:21:04.559 and a little bit of the pink insides where getting he's getting a spartan rectal 304 00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:18.960 exam and on on and I quote Reach City, Reach. I couldn't believe 305 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:22.480 that when I saw It's like, what city on Reach is this? Oh? 306 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:27.680 It's a Reach city? Reach City? Fuck you? What this is? 307 00:21:27.720 --> 00:21:33.400 That? You could have just made something up at that point Reached it 308 00:21:33.400 --> 00:21:36.680 has just been blown up, Like the entire planet has been blown up. 309 00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:42.880 After that hour, where are we Reach? Light starts coming out the floor 310 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:47.799 like the anime, and it's like, what's going on? And everything blows 311 00:21:47.880 --> 00:21:52.279 up? Dude? I like that. I like the idea that. I 312 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:53.680 like the idea that the Covenant finds Reach and then they're like, how'd you 313 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:59.880 find us? It's like, it's the only city here. It's literally what 314 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:06.759 the city for? Reach City? And we ended up here there's only one 315 00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:11.200 place called Reach City. I could not believe that ship Reach City. Yeah, 316 00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:15.119 god, bless, that's pretty that's pretty bad. It's fucking horrendous. 317 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:21.240 But reaching that fan it's hard nowadays, bro. It is. I mean, 318 00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:22.720 it is when they're stretching out. He's right, and you got the 319 00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:26.759 company shitting on what you love too. There's a lot of things you're like, 320 00:22:26.880 --> 00:22:29.440 I wish I'm afraid of, say, for example, Mega Man X, 321 00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:33.400 I'm a I'm actually afraid if they were to ever continue that series, 322 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:37.839 because I just they already kind of they it was really iffy and PS two 323 00:22:37.880 --> 00:22:40.759 era where they made it three D and I'm like, this is weird. 324 00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:42.240 Let's be real, let's be real. I played all of those games. 325 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:49.240 They started veering at like X five X up to X five. In my 326 00:22:49.279 --> 00:22:53.240 opinion, solid X six is starting to get a little weird. X six 327 00:22:53.400 --> 00:22:59.960 was really cool because you got to play as pretty, but it was veering. 328 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:03.599 But to me, that's when the thing started shifting quite a bit. 329 00:23:03.759 --> 00:23:07.079 Just it was still good. Six was still good. Seven and eight are 330 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:11.039 fucking don't exist to me, really, And I swear the moment you definitely 331 00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:15.680 thought Vibrator Man eventually like that's how crazy the enemy's got. It was like 332 00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:22.920 Vibrator Man and Bill Doboyd and you were like, what what the fuck is 333 00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:27.279 this? See that was Mega Man, Mega Man. Every single enemy had 334 00:23:27.319 --> 00:23:30.680 to be have man at the end, and that was getting They were getting 335 00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:34.319 retarded. At least on the X side, they had a little bit more 336 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:37.480 liberty. Most of them were still animal related, which is, you know, 337 00:23:37.559 --> 00:23:41.519 an interesting choice. Somebody I think has a fetish, you know, 338 00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:45.039 you know, looking at a Yeah, I'm not gonna go there, but 339 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:48.680 yeah, had to fight Negroid Man twice. You begin, this is weird. 340 00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:55.079 You begin, you begin to lose the purity of the glue that holds 341 00:23:55.119 --> 00:23:56.599 franchises together. After a certain point, you know what I mean, like 342 00:23:56.599 --> 00:24:02.920 that things were Things are meant to end. Good things are meant to end. 343 00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:04.319 The whole point is that they conclude, and then you can be like, 344 00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:07.599 oh that was great. You know, no one's thinking about like, 345 00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:10.720 oh man, I wish they would reboot. I love Lucy, Like why 346 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:14.720 why would you want that they? Did you know that there's a Did you 347 00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:18.240 guys know that there's a Fraser reboot? Did you know this? Yeah? 348 00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:22.440 I heard of it and I ignored it, fucking idea until yesterday that this 349 00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:29.599 existed. I ignore it. Now you have to ignore it? No, 350 00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:33.200 Yeah I can't. Yeah, I didn't know about the Fraser reboot. Chris, 351 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:34.960 No, I had I we didn't talk about it nothing, or if 352 00:24:34.960 --> 00:24:37.839 I didn't know about it. If I didn't know about it, I forgot 353 00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:45.799 immediately once I was told Niles, I'm gay, and the Niles Niles, 354 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:52.599 I'm going to say the N word in the middle of Seattle. I wouldn't 355 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:56.039 say that's dangerous because because you guys being Fraser fans is so weird. Because 356 00:24:57.599 --> 00:25:03.000 don't put that on me. Don't put that I'm a Fraser fan because I 357 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:08.880 was raised by an old woman who was a Cheers fan. So that's why 358 00:25:08.920 --> 00:25:22.000 you're a Fraser man. You're a You're a frigger is what is what they 359 00:25:22.119 --> 00:25:30.839 know? So Fraser, I don't know. I don't well, let's not 360 00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:37.440 bring race into this. I don't I like Fraser, fine, I don't 361 00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:40.920 love Like it's not I wouldn't say I'm a fan of Fraser. It's like 362 00:25:41.079 --> 00:25:44.720 I I watched an episode. I've seen an entire episode before, and I 363 00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:48.559 was like, that wasn't that wasn't bad at all, but like it wasn't 364 00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:52.160 like The Nanny or like like I was a bigger fan of like the Nanny 365 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:56.759 even where like the adjacent I don't know how you guys put up with her 366 00:25:56.839 --> 00:26:03.440 voice. Bro, I don't know, it's it's awful. I don't know 367 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:06.759 how you do. The show is really funny, but her voice is awful. 368 00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:11.240 I mean, she can get like I don't want to hear her say 369 00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:14.319 anything, like I'm not into I want to. I want to. I 370 00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:17.079 want to hear her. I want to hear her read. I want to 371 00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:21.960 hear her read the entirety of the Declaration of Independence. I would hire her 372 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:25.400 explicitly to do that. I would sit there naked. I would sit there 373 00:26:25.440 --> 00:26:27.039 naked in a hotel room with her, and she can She'll be reading the 374 00:26:27.079 --> 00:26:30.960 Declaration of Independence. I'll be like, yeah, keep reading, keep keeping 375 00:26:32.559 --> 00:26:41.000 read it again. Declaration start? How does this start? Because I'm hey, 376 00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:48.880 George Washington, uh Independent? Now hey, everybody starts? It just 377 00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:56.880 starts, Hey, everybody, Hey, everybody YouTube intro. What if what 378 00:26:56.960 --> 00:27:00.359 if you? Everyone is going on, what if you opened up the Glorious 379 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:03.039 of Independence? And even though it's a sheet of paper, a gift plays 380 00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:08.160 and it's a gift of George Washington walking up to a cartoon woman and chloroforming 381 00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:19.119 her and then dragging her off. And then it says George Washington started to 382 00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:23.640 the thirteen United States of America when the course of human events, it becomes 383 00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:30.200 unnecessary for one people to dissolve the political brands which have connected them to with 384 00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:40.279 one another. The earth stations to which the law of nature. Literally you're 385 00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:48.160 saying God's entire entire entitle them on England. England doesn't have rigs mankind requires 386 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:53.440 that they should declare the causes which impel them to stop setting right now, 387 00:27:55.400 --> 00:28:02.880 kill myself. You're actually you just reading it. It reads kind of good, 388 00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:07.720 though you don't give credit to these fucking dusty ass friggres man coming. 389 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:11.720 They were all they were all Look look look, look, look, look 390 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:14.799 look. Some of them are racist, but not all of them. You 391 00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:21.039 know, well some of them are, not all of them, none of 392 00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:25.680 them. None of them were abolitionists, but they were racist. Correct. 393 00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:33.119 The correct framing of that is they they were most likely racist in all likelihood 394 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:38.960 by nature of their surroundings in their their specific time. No, that's what 395 00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:42.319 I'm saying. Like, they were probably not all like extremely bigotive, but 396 00:28:42.359 --> 00:28:48.759 they definitely had slaves and they weren't about to let them go. But they 397 00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:57.079 were like there created equal you know, there were people there that wanted them 398 00:28:57.079 --> 00:29:00.680 to do the whole thing. But they knew that the whole country. I 399 00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.319 know. Yeah, like if they did all created equal and then they were 400 00:29:03.359 --> 00:29:10.480 like we got a free blacks. Also an like there is all frasier. 401 00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:14.839 There is a charitable there's there is a charitable interpretation of it where it's like, 402 00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:18.519 well they needed the South, they needed the South to win against England, 403 00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:22.480 so like, yeah, yes, we'll play nice for a little bit. 404 00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:25.240 That is a charitable interpretation. Like whatever, it's fine, It's it's 405 00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:26.720 so long ago at this point that I don't I can't care, like like 406 00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:29.799 the people who like being George Ryon was a piece of its, Like I 407 00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:32.640 don't know, man, the dude was like the dude chewed on lead for 408 00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:38.519 forty forty five years. I don't know, Like he's probably ectively man, 409 00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:48.519 I don't mean Hamilton bro watching that long. Actually yeah it's a hammy and 410 00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:53.359 I'm here to say not a very long document. Yeah, I hate figures 411 00:29:53.400 --> 00:30:00.519 because they're gay. Oh but you But we were talking about losing things, 412 00:30:00.559 --> 00:30:03.839 things that last too long, like lose their the purity of the glue that 413 00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:08.279 holds them together. I even noticed that in Halo with Bungee at the end 414 00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:12.279 with Reach because like all it used to be, like all of the vehicles 415 00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:19.079 there was a clear naming convention to distinguish between between uh you know, Covenant 416 00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:22.160 and human, and like the humans named all of their vehicles after animals, 417 00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:26.920 and the Covenant named all their or we named all the Covenant vehicles after like 418 00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:33.519 apparitions and like kind of like supernatural like ghosts, banshees, Revenant wraiths. 419 00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:37.200 And then the war the humans were all like warthogs, mongoose, scorpion, 420 00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:41.680 fucking raven, pelican, all that shit. And then it started to get 421 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:44.200 Like in Halo Reach, you were like, oh, we're going we have 422 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:45.119 a space ship. We're gonna have a space battle. What do we just 423 00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:52.079 like, ah, saber, just call it a saber. It's just like 424 00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:55.839 like a saber tooth. It's like, no, didn't the space stuff always 425 00:30:55.880 --> 00:31:00.079 have like duppert like weaponized names though sort of like it's so like space has 426 00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.359 had like weapon names. What I'm saying is like you could see you could 427 00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:07.799 see it starting a little bit. It's like it's not too bad yet, 428 00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:11.960 it's not too bad, and then it gets and then it gets and then 429 00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:15.799 it gets fucking ridiculous. And that's what's going on with Star Wars and and 430 00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:18.039 all the other all these other things that refuse to die. I would like 431 00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:25.000 my favorite things to just rest ideally forever once they've hit a peak, you 432 00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:27.160 know, like I don't need the same ship over and over again. Who 433 00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:33.880 the needs that? That's yeah, you know, they would be really smart 434 00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:37.599 to do the Oh you know what I heard that the there's a show that 435 00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:42.039 has Daredevil or not there has a king Pin in it right now? What 436 00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:52.599 is it? Yeah? Yeah, it's called Echo. Yeah hey, and 437 00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:56.240 then the sub subtext haronld or something that Echo the dolphins. There's a show 438 00:31:56.279 --> 00:32:00.680 with k dolphins, show with king Pin in it, with Kingpin as the 439 00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:07.559 main antagonist. That's actually real. It's just a fat guy underwater that he's 440 00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:10.440 the he's the Villain's just a fat, dead guy underwater and he's like so 441 00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:16.039 he's eaten so poorly that his decomposing body is ruining the fish's ecosystem and that's 442 00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:21.880 what makes him the bad guy. Yeah, yeah, that's that's the whole 443 00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:23.920 purpose of you know, they gotta bring Echo back, man, for real, 444 00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:32.119 they bring next gen Echo. The dolphin would kill a next gen Echo 445 00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:36.480 the Dolphin would fucking murder. If you brought that back, everybody like, 446 00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:42.119 what the fuck this is happening? Why I have to play this? And 447 00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:45.240 then you gotta put that character in Fortnite. Come on, man, you 448 00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:50.400 put a fucking dolphin, a dolphin with a fucking gun, Like I like 449 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.880 the idea that because I like the idea that, because Fortnite characters have to 450 00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:57.640 be humanoid. It's just echo the dolphin, but like with arms and legs. 451 00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:00.880 No, it's not, no, no, no animation dolphin. It 452 00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:06.480 just echoed a dolphins animation. So it looks like it's swimming, but technically 453 00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:09.720 the frame data is invisible what it really would be. So there's a it's 454 00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:20.079 the motion of the character is a human like the frames are human. But 455 00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:25.799 but it's a dolphin swimming animation wise, and everybody's like, where is its 456 00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:29.839 head? I'm shooting in the head but it's not taking critical damage. Do 457 00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:32.839 you guys remember wrong? Do you guys? The dolphins famous Uh? Do 458 00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:37.359 you guys remember echo the dolphins famous phrase? His catchphrase from the games? 459 00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:40.960 What was it? Like? I want you to I want you to guess 460 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:47.319 you guys will never guess this. This is the craziest ship ever, I'm 461 00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:53.000 sure something like humans are friggers or something like that. I like, it's 462 00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:59.079 my close No Echo the Dolphins. Famous phrase that he says at the end 463 00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:06.200 of Echo the Dolphin one notch the Dolphin to Echo the Dolphin one is I 464 00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:10.719 am a dolphin. And that's how the that's how the game ends. He 465 00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:14.679 turns to the camera and he says, I am a dolphin and that's the 466 00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:17.960 entire phrase. Mm hmm. Can you imagine that it is coming back to 467 00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:27.320 that, coming back to play right now? It's not I beat to definitely 468 00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:35.760 too. At the end of the two he just swims away and there is 469 00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:46.880 oh, there is What are you talking about? This is the same This 470 00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:52.559 does happened to me again. It's people are telling me this game is and 471 00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:57.880 I'm saying there is a second one. I mean, it's definitely in the 472 00:34:57.880 --> 00:35:00.880 middle of third grade talking about this game. Nobody's looking at me like I'm 473 00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:02.519 a fucking man. Man. I'm like, you guys, didn't Echo a 474 00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:06.719 Dolphin. It's a real game. You stop aliens and they're like, what 475 00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:08.679 are you talking about? You play as a dolphin? You like, you 476 00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:13.000 go collect suff and you eat fishies and you stop aliens, and they thought 477 00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:19.239 you said you told them you eat fishies. Yeah, you wonder I thought 478 00:35:19.239 --> 00:35:21.679 you were saying. That's why they thought you were crazy. That's why I 479 00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:24.719 could recharge. There's no guy, dolphins. Fish is preposterous. Yes, 480 00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:30.480 absolutely, it's insane. It's insane to call fish. It's insane to call 481 00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:35.519 fish fishies. For sure, as a third grader, it's kind of okay, 482 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:38.119 No, it's now. No, you get beat up, and for 483 00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:50.199 that you should have thrown off the highest like youthanized. Do you guys think 484 00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:52.440 you would have been euthanized? You think you guys would have been like thrown 485 00:35:52.480 --> 00:35:55.400 off the cliff if you were born in Sparta? Yeah? Or you think 486 00:35:55.679 --> 00:36:00.159 would have made it? Yeah, no way, there would have been like 487 00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:06.079 this, can't see something? Anyone I know would have made it. Yeah, 488 00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:08.400 how do you even how do you even determine this ship? Like what 489 00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:13.599 the fuck did they I know that you Okay, there's obvious deformities that they 490 00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:15.599 were just like oh yeah, then they would just throw them down as hard 491 00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:22.000 as they possibly could. But then like what about people that Yeah, imagine 492 00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:31.159 truly really with your whole heart, really conceptualize that experience. You are you 493 00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:37.800 have. You are having the most traumatizing experience probably ever in being born. 494 00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:44.199 Right, You're being born, all the disgusting everything about that that's unpleasant, 495 00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:51.960 and then a grizzled guy looks at you, frowns and then tosses you off. 496 00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:58.320 You're going skydiving before you even understood what the sky is and how you're 497 00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:02.639 plummeting at the will of gravity onto jagged rocks. And that's the entire That 498 00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:08.480 is one hundred percent of your life. Your life is trauma, even the 499 00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:17.320 technical percentage wise, even like I understand it's gonna sound crazy. Even if 500 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:23.039 you were like in a concentration camp, right and you were starved for like 501 00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:30.000 four years and killed depending on your age, that's like like maybe thirty percent 502 00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:34.800 of your life. You know, if you were like an adult by the 503 00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:37.800 time he got in there, you had a decent amount of life to you 504 00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:40.239 had some pleasures. You had some like nice days, you had like probably 505 00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:45.960 friends that you had a good laugh. Imagine plummeting to the ground before you've 506 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:51.280 ever laughed. That's so great. That is so insane. That just did 507 00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:54.679 that concept. It's crazy, you know, like a concept that's wild as 508 00:37:54.719 --> 00:38:00.159 a concept. Yeah, in reality, it's nothing. It's finite. That's 509 00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:05.519 super finite. Whatever, gods awesome. I hit him off a another rock 510 00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:10.000 and he's fall down. I would call a corner pocket and I'd hit him 511 00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:14.960 off a rock in a fucking direct corn of the ocean. But like the 512 00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:20.039 babies off clips, because what they were fucking they weren't crying. A baby 513 00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:22.440 was just looking up at the sun. They were like, a baby's dumb. 514 00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:27.880 They talk and they would throw it at the possibly could and then see 515 00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:37.760 what happened. I like the idea that a baby is stupid if it's not 516 00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:44.800 crying, like like it must be like you're born and you're not crying. 517 00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:49.480 You've just you've come into this world and you're not immediately crying. What the 518 00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:52.960 fuck is wrong with you? Off the cliff you go? You should be 519 00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:59.920 crying because this is hell. One one hundred oh man Spartan kicks, bang 520 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.920 all Spartan kicks. That's not crying, You're like, oh, you're dumb. 521 00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:08.000 Let's move on to Let's move on to some questions from our audience. 522 00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:10.480 I wear a Patreon dot Com slash a snark tank. Remember one dollar. 523 00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:15.360 One dollar gets you early ad free access, so if you're listening on Spotify 524 00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:19.000 and you're being interrupted by forty different ads about I don't know, joking, 525 00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:22.519 powder and adult diapers. I don't know. I don't know what it is. 526 00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:25.960 You guys, I don't know what it is. You guys buy powder 527 00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:29.440 for joking, brook hook me. You don't use it. You don't use 528 00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:32.239 You don't use powder for joking. You know you don't. You don't need 529 00:39:32.280 --> 00:39:37.880 it for real. When I jelke powder, yeah, you to use you 530 00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:43.039 use it happens. You get you get a warm a warm towel, and 531 00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:45.880 you place it over your genitals, and then you leave it there. You 532 00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:51.039 get almost hard. You don't get harder, you get almost hard, and 533 00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:59.639 then there's a series of stretching exercises. I used cool, but gunpowder specifically 534 00:39:59.719 --> 00:40:01.280 I proud of. Personally. I also joke in the opposite direction. I 535 00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:07.760 try to flatten my dick out. Yeah. Oh that's actually smart because it 536 00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:12.119 is all about girth, you know. Yeah, so I'm making it really 537 00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:14.039 wide. You don't need to hit the back, man, you need to 538 00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:17.480 feel it. You need to fill the hole. Right. I've joked more 539 00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:21.239 than I'm proud. I've joked more hours of my life than I'm proud of 540 00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:22.480 it. Meet Jude. I can't stop it. Really, Like sometimes I'll 541 00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:25.440 get on a joking. I'll wake up, I'll wake up, it'll be 542 00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:28.960 ten am, and I'm just like I'm joking, and then by before I 543 00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:37.039 know it, it's winter. I've been joking for thirteen months. That's pretty 544 00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:43.480 cool. That's pretty cool, man. Goddamn it's a hotest some questions. 545 00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:51.840 You frying pork with that horse pussy rode in pretty cool? Christ Uh? 546 00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:54.920 The reason jityon so, he says, the reason Jideon never posted the DP 547 00:40:55.199 --> 00:41:00.119 caught video is because he's a born again Christian. Please lease check his channel. 548 00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:07.360 What the fuck is that? Is that real? Sounds like sounds like 549 00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:10.000 a grift to me. Yeah, I mean there's no way that's real. 550 00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:16.000 Yeah right, Christians are not Can I say something? Christians are not Christian? 551 00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:22.639 Of course, they're just not the I think the athetics and name only 552 00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:28.119 the I think they like the aesthetics of Christianity or like the the presumption of 553 00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.599 like having dedicated yourself to something deeper than yourself without actually doing it. Like 554 00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:35.079 there's I have never met in my life. I've never in my life met 555 00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:39.119 a Christian ever actually like sincerely, Like everybody's saying, oh, I go 556 00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:42.719 to church, it's like, yeah, okay, okay, you go to 557 00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:46.519 church. Nice out of dedlock family you have, by the way, that's 558 00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:52.960 sick. That's really cool that that nice. Good job. Oh man, 559 00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:58.360 I have some family that are that legitimately. My grandmother where she passed, 560 00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:02.519 actually was probably the most even when it came to the subject of death in 561 00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:08.079 the way that she behaved was actually like, we're not sad here. This 562 00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:14.599 is a celebration. They're moving on to paradise. So she wouldn't be distraught 563 00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:17.079 in a way that even when like, say, so my uncle's passed, 564 00:42:17.599 --> 00:42:22.679 and I was like, actually, very like, oh wow, she genuinely 565 00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:28.440 believes in this ship because everybody else you see crying their eyes out at the 566 00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:30.480 fucking funerals and stuff, And I'm like, why are you sad? They're 567 00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:35.719 literally going to fucking paradise. They just hit the lottery like you think they're 568 00:42:35.719 --> 00:42:38.679 burning for all eternity. Not, it's still sad. It's just well to 569 00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:44.159 hear the thing. Why is it sad? Because your time with them on 570 00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:49.000 this plane for x amount of time is cut short for a very extremely finite 571 00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:52.559 amount of time and then there's eternity. I mean, it's still sad how 572 00:42:53.559 --> 00:42:57.159 because you're like, oh, well, now as long as I'm gonna be 573 00:42:57.280 --> 00:43:00.840 do you feel when like, are you crying your eye out when like, 574 00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:02.960 you know, your family visited you and they go, get back on the 575 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:07.280 plane? Leave? Are you depressed for fucking years on it and leave Jamaica? 576 00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:09.480 I'd be satishit. Did I see my family for a while, you 577 00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:14.920 were, you would be crying. I cried when I left my Grandma Jamaica. 578 00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:15.599 Yeah, on hundred percent, I cried, and then when I went 579 00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:19.480 to London that I haven't seen him in years because you never know when you're 580 00:43:19.480 --> 00:43:22.079 gonna see him again, you know, yeah, but why no? But 581 00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:24.800 do you see do you hear your language? You say you don't know when 582 00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:29.599 you're actually going to see them again your language meaning do you mean like you 583 00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:31.199 don't know when you're gonna see them again in it within a recent amount of 584 00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:37.920 time or do you mean like in general or in general in general? So 585 00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:42.000 like I'm saying like, well I'm not I'm not Christian, right so like 586 00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:45.880 for instance, right now, like but see your emotion makes sense, but 587 00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:49.480 like them right like because you know, there's still because no matter if you 588 00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:52.599 have faith, there's still a bit of doubt in your mind obviously because they're 589 00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:55.800 still humans. You know, believing believing one hundred percent is still a fucking 590 00:43:58.000 --> 00:44:00.920 nearly improbable thing. Yeah. The thing. The thing to me though, 591 00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:04.480 is just like, the thing to me is just like, dude, you 592 00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:09.360 can't just sort of do this, you know, it would be like if 593 00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:13.400 it would be like it would it's not even just really it's just like, 594 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:16.920 oh, hey, I'm a vegan, but like I'll have chicken on Mondays 595 00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:22.880 And it's like, well, yeah, that's not that's not what that is. 596 00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:27.199 And it's okay, that's not what that is. Why do you feel 597 00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:30.320 like you need to call yourself a vegan in the first place if you know 598 00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:35.320 you're just not doing that. I understand that people contain multitudes, nobody's just 599 00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:37.760 any one thing, but like it's just it's just very silly to me that 600 00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:42.559 people would do that, and especially as especially as an excuse for this where 601 00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:44.360 it's like, oh, yeah, I don't want to share this video of 602 00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:52.079 me catching a pedophile because I'm a born again Christian? What why happens? 603 00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:54.639 I mean, I do see that I do see that he has only two 604 00:44:54.719 --> 00:45:00.360 videos on his channel, and uh, you know, like do let's be 605 00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:02.199 real. People do get wrapped into this ship. Like I I've known one 606 00:45:02.199 --> 00:45:06.840 of my and I will say one of my closest friends. He became a 607 00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:10.000 born again Christian when he was going through some drug issues. It really helped 608 00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:15.559 him. Once you got better, he kind of realized like I'm being of 609 00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:19.639 I'm being insane, and I'm gonna go back to, you know, the 610 00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:24.559 person who I was, and he wasn't for most of his life he wasn't 611 00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:28.760 that person. So he went back to the person he was. Can you 612 00:45:28.840 --> 00:45:31.239 imagine He's like, I'm gonna go back there's something, Can I ask you 613 00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:34.039 something? It's like, I don't know if this is just me being I 614 00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:36.239 don't know if this is just me being a little unfair. I just realize 615 00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:44.079 my life was off. I'm gonna use more Mathrek. Thanks forgetting anytime. 616 00:45:44.079 --> 00:45:47.280 Bro. Do you guys feel like sometimes and I'm not saying all the time, 617 00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:51.400 but like on occasion, this will happen where like I will see somebody 618 00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:54.079 go through not necessarily well, I'm not go through. That's the wrong word, 619 00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:59.199 because I I don't know what they're going through necessarily, but I will 620 00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:02.079 notice a character shift in the sense that like, oh I am now very 621 00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:12.920 very very religious, right that kind of immediately strikes me as like what the 622 00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:16.239 fuck did you do? And I don't know why I feel I don't know 623 00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:19.880 why I feel that way, but like immediately I'm like, what the fuck 624 00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:22.000 do you think? What? What do you what? What are? What 625 00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:28.559 did you do that made you feel like you had to talk to the universe 626 00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:38.679 or conspire with like life itself to be forgiven for it? Probably I get 627 00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:42.960 I get that, but like I think that's true for most people. I'm 628 00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:45.039 not saying this of anybody that I know personally, by the way, Like 629 00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:49.199 I just I see it sometimes where it's like online right where like somebody will 630 00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:51.559 be like, oh, I'm suddenly like a born again Christian. It's like, 631 00:46:51.599 --> 00:46:53.880 what did you do? Man? What did you do? What do 632 00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:59.960 you do? What do you do that you needed to know that, you 633 00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:02.280 needed to believe that you just had to go into like a weird wooden booth 634 00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:07.199 and talk to some guy for like two minutes and say, a couple of 635 00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:14.000 hair hail marys to be cleansed at it fair. That's Catholicism right strictly to 636 00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:19.039 that. So the thing is, I would say what and why right because 637 00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:22.599 I know a handful of people and I see it on TV, uh watching 638 00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:29.760 n id Fiance people converting to get pussy. That is a major factor for 639 00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:32.360 a lot of people. Oh I belong to this whatever, so I'm gonna 640 00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:37.639 convert and they don't give a shit about it. But two afternoons, I 641 00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:42.519 always feel like, I always feel like it's so disrespectful. Like I'm watching 642 00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:45.760 a guy go to the Philippines or whatever, and then the dad's like, 643 00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:50.320 you can't marry her unless you become Muslim, and then this redneck dude's like 644 00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:53.360 sure, And I'm like, do you not feel insulted that this guy clearly 645 00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:57.079 doesn't give a fuck about religion all and just wants to have sex with your 646 00:47:57.159 --> 00:48:00.400 daughter? Like does that not? Even he doesn't care as long as as 647 00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:05.760 long as he says the magic words. The dad's like, cool, now 648 00:48:05.800 --> 00:48:10.039 you can you know, pathetically have sex with my daughter because you're you're nothing, 649 00:48:10.480 --> 00:48:14.559 And he's happy, and but a lot I've known a guy who became 650 00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:19.280 a Jehovah's witness because of that, and I'm like, all right, you 651 00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:21.599 know the guy too. You know the guy too. But some guy I 652 00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:25.039 can to judaism to get a girl, and he broke up with the girl. 653 00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:28.480 They were gonna get married and shit, and they sped up and I 654 00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:34.039 laughed at him for it was ridiculous, and he was better for a little 655 00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:36.840 bit. Then he realized, oh, yeah, that's absolutely the stupidest shit 656 00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:40.400 ever. And I was like, yeah, that's really fucking dumb. I 657 00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:45.440 could do it. I think people people get that's so stupid. I just 658 00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:50.000 feel like people should feel so disrespected in that sense, like oh, I'm 659 00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.920 gonna convert for you. That means you don't fucking care about this thing, 660 00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:57.679 right exactly. That's kind of how I feel about it, where it's just 661 00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:00.400 like, yeah, okay, what I don't care. Sure, I know 662 00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:04.360 you have a problem, but like I feel like they should. They should, 663 00:49:04.440 --> 00:49:06.840 but like I like, I like the idea that they should, but 664 00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:08.639 they don't. It makes me feel like they don't. It makes me feel 665 00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:13.079 like I'm getting something getting away with something like the idea of just like, 666 00:49:13.199 --> 00:49:15.039 wow, you really don't give a ship that I am not. You think 667 00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:23.039 I'm gonna pray? Bro? What the fuck I'm pulling my dick out the 668 00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:29.480 dirt right now, to you out the dirt, I'm giving you the filthy 669 00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:34.519 surper dick ever and crazy. Take you with a smile. You suck bit, 670 00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:37.159 you suck hey man. Yeah, I just to me, that's to 671 00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:39.440 me, that was never a bad that it's a sign told episode about that 672 00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:45.599 too, where George can converts to fucking Latvian Orthodox or something, because he's 673 00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:47.960 just like, yeah, Orthodox, that's yeah, because because I don't think 674 00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:52.199 they could use a real is that a real religion? I don't think so. 675 00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:59.519 Well, there's there's Eastern European Orthodox Christianity, so probably like they look 676 00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:04.320 very it's very similar to Catholicism. Oh it is, it's real. That's 677 00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:08.039 fucking I thought they just made up like a realistic sounding name of a religion 678 00:50:08.039 --> 00:50:10.559 for the show to not offend people because it was on network television. But 679 00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:15.599 I guess it's real. But yeah, And his whole his whole justification was 680 00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:21.159 like, yeah, I don't I don't care, like it makes no difference 681 00:50:21.159 --> 00:50:24.400 to me, but I could. First of all, I could never respect 682 00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:30.440 myself so much. You respect well, I mean, but yourself to what 683 00:50:30.920 --> 00:50:32.760 like you just have to sign, You just have to pretend to a god 684 00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:37.719 for pussy. It depends there is nothing. They're not lying to anything. 685 00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:44.559 Well, like I'm lying to the girl. No no, no, you're 686 00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:46.400 not. Let's be no no no, no, no no, because let's 687 00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:51.599 be let's be real. She got with you, no no no no no 688 00:50:51.480 --> 00:50:52.880 no no no no no no no no no no no no no in this, 689 00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:57.800 in this, in this scenario, she got with you before you were 690 00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:01.079 a part of that religion. So clearly she doesn't. It's only her parents 691 00:51:01.199 --> 00:51:06.199 that care. She was like, hey, I like you a lot, 692 00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:13.000 but we can't be together because you're not I don't know whatever. That's not 693 00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:15.800 but that's not what it is. It's it's it's about the fact that like, 694 00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:19.199 oh, it's always like, oh, well, my parents won't won't 695 00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:22.679 sign off on this unless you're like I don't think. I really don't think 696 00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:25.800 that a relationship between two people in that context. I don't think the spouse 697 00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:30.039 cares whether or not you're genuinely lat being Orthodox, I think, or like, 698 00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:34.719 I don't know, I sick with Latvian Orthodox, but like religion, 699 00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:38.760 huh, I think. But they think if they truly believe they well, 700 00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:43.719 well, I mean that's kind of that's kind of the thing where it's like 701 00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:45.960 it's like half and half. Yeah, sure, like right, it is. 702 00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:49.360 It's definitely one foot in, one foot out. That's definitely true. 703 00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.159 Uh. And you're right that most of the time it is because the parents 704 00:51:52.199 --> 00:51:54.880 of the family wouldn't would reject them. It's most of the time is a 705 00:51:54.920 --> 00:52:00.400 parental thing. I've I've I've once went on a couple of dates the girl 706 00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:05.119 that was and me, being the nice guy that I am, I did. 707 00:52:05.239 --> 00:52:07.880 I could have pulled her into Hell. I could have. You know, 708 00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:10.559 she was she was on the what is the world I'm looking for? 709 00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:15.159 She was at a crossroads. Her parents were like pastors or whatever the fuck 710 00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:19.119 they were in the church. But she was having a you know, what 711 00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:21.280 is it called christis of faith? She was having a crist of faith. 712 00:52:21.559 --> 00:52:23.320 She was hanging with me. I could have easily pulled her into hell, 713 00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:27.079 right, I could have been like, burn, let's burn together. But 714 00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:30.119 I knew, just like I was like, I know that she will regret 715 00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:34.400 this at some point, especially and she might have to make that hard choice 716 00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:37.400 to completely disrespect her parents. If we ever started, I was just like, 717 00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:43.559 nah, you get closer to God. Kind of a thing. Well, 718 00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:45.599 I'm just not like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm not a 719 00:52:45.639 --> 00:52:52.440 monster. I wish I was. She was so white, she was as 720 00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:57.639 a black man, as a black man, as a black man. God, 721 00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:01.480 you have to always make white women parents upset. That is that is 722 00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:07.280 part of us existing. You know. It was the reason why I'm here, 723 00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.280 you know what I will say. So I invited her. I invited 724 00:53:10.320 --> 00:53:14.800 her. I went to my friend's wedding with her, however, many years 725 00:53:14.800 --> 00:53:17.639 ago, and I was like, oh God, I was gonna pick her 726 00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:20.960 up from her house and I was like, guy, I do not want 727 00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:23.280 to meet her fucking parents, because you know, they're immediately probably gonna start 728 00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:28.719 foaming at the mouth and barking at me and shit. But actually they were 729 00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:32.360 like they were like I was like, oh, there are some real Christians 730 00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:35.920 right here, Like these are the real nicest thing. They weren't Mormon, 731 00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:38.440 but they seemed Mormon. If you've ever met like Mormon's on average are so 732 00:53:38.599 --> 00:53:43.320 nice that it seems cult like like we're like, you guys are so nice 733 00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:45.880 that it's actually creepy. But that's all that. They were so fucking nice. 734 00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:49.440 And I was like, oh, wow, you have no problem with 735 00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:52.440 me that like I'm a degenerate with holes in my ears and tattoo on my 736 00:53:52.559 --> 00:53:57.039 neck and shit, and they were just so like, welly, hey, 737 00:53:57.159 --> 00:53:59.599 nice to meet you and so great. Now maybe they threw up after I 738 00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:02.880 left, but I don't know, dude, it was Mormons are more. 739 00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:07.440 Mormons are strange because like, honestly, like some of the some of the 740 00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:10.280 coolest people I've met have been Mormons. I don't know what that's about, 741 00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:14.400 or like have at least were Mormons at some point, you know what I 742 00:54:14.480 --> 00:54:20.400 mean. It's strange. Two same two of my so one of them, 743 00:54:20.440 --> 00:54:22.639 so they're both siblings for me. You've probaly seen for Christ as well with 744 00:54:23.039 --> 00:54:28.760 siblings for me, the same people. One of them she became one of 745 00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:31.320 my best friends and knowing her because she was Mormon, and the other one 746 00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:35.800 is like a big brother to me who's always had great advice on my side 747 00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:38.360 as a Mormon. And they're both no longer part of their religion. MM. 748 00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:46.719 But it's insane how often because Mormonism is very racist. It's like extremely 749 00:54:46.880 --> 00:54:52.000 racist. I mean, they are homophobic. They's hilarious. It's like bad 750 00:54:52.920 --> 00:55:00.000 hilarious though, Like there's it's like our skin is a result of basic going 751 00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:07.800 against God. Yes, it is a system where sinners. It is fucking 752 00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:10.760 phenomenal. And Bro, there's this girl in my high school misogynistic, which 753 00:55:10.760 --> 00:55:15.519 is crazy. I mean the Mormon, the Mormon. My first exploded to 754 00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:22.119 Mormon. Yeah, was the opposite of that mentality. Absolutely, Yeah, 755 00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:29.239 it is so not any of those things at all. Mormon by so opposite 756 00:55:29.239 --> 00:55:34.079 of those things. I'm just like Mormons are kind of lit Mormon by name. 757 00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:36.800 And then there's there's some There's the real ones. There's like the Mitt 758 00:55:36.880 --> 00:55:40.719 Romney's right, that fucking marry and live in Mexico and have like ten thousand 759 00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:44.280 wives or however many wives it has, and then you have the other ones 760 00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.719 that are just kind of like floating around with the marker. They really don't 761 00:55:46.760 --> 00:55:52.360 truly because the modern churches don't teach that stuff. The modern church doesn't teach 762 00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:54.599 the origins or just hey, how did our religion get founded? Well that's 763 00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:58.679 not obviously, that's never gonna be taught because if you learn that, you'd 764 00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:00.440 be like, oh, this is the dumbest fucking thing ever heard of my 765 00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:02.519 life. So yeah, you're just rolling with it, and I knew some 766 00:56:02.519 --> 00:56:06.639 people like that too. The only part was I wonder if she was being 767 00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:09.840 nice. She said that she couldn't date that she was sixteen because we're freshmen, 768 00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:15.039 and so like, I asked her to a dance. Now, to 769 00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:17.519 be fair, she was. She was cool, but I mean, we're 770 00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:22.840 fucking freshmen. She late bloomer is all I gotta say. Not me sorry 771 00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:24.679 early bloomers. What I gotta say. Like her boobies were just fucking like 772 00:56:24.920 --> 00:56:28.679 they filled up the classroom, and I'm just like, hey, you want 773 00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:30.679 to go to dance and she's like, I'm sorry, I can't date to 774 00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:32.039 I'm sixteen. Maybe that's the true thing. But at the same time, 775 00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:37.320 maybe she was saving me of heartache of being like my parents absolutely would not 776 00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:40.440 like let me lay hands on you in a big fair I would have been 777 00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:44.800 like fair, you know, yeah, you know, it's fair enough, 778 00:56:44.840 --> 00:56:50.679 but not for any race, not not for any racial reason, just because 779 00:56:50.679 --> 00:56:55.199 of the person the kind of person that I am. But oh yeah, 780 00:56:57.360 --> 00:57:01.079 it's not your race. It's not your race or religion. It's just your 781 00:57:01.920 --> 00:57:07.400 personality and everything that you stand. You suck you. I don't like how 782 00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:12.280 you laughed at that video of that guy dying in the microwave, and so 783 00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:15.159 like, I don't know, y, I've never got that. I've always 784 00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:19.440 got, I've always gotten. I was kind of like, I have a 785 00:57:19.480 --> 00:57:23.000 boyfriend. I have a boyfriend, a boyfriend, and I'm like, all 786 00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:27.400 right, cool. And then a few of those girls I still got. 787 00:57:27.599 --> 00:57:30.800 I still bang them, but like, you know, that boyfriend rejected in 788 00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:37.519 a way that like it really fucking stung, like like really like I definitely 789 00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:39.639 got it when I was younger once, m M. You know when I 790 00:57:39.679 --> 00:57:43.639 was then, I got her back because I fucked her best friend. I 791 00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:46.960 got back the best friend. I was very proud for a moment, but 792 00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:52.320 I was. I was a way worset person when I was. I was 793 00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:54.760 way worse than I am now. Because I was, I was very spiteful. 794 00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:59.840 He's different now he pretends like he's not. I'm not spiteful at all. 795 00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:01.719 What the are you talking about? Something? You're very look at that, 796 00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:07.119 look at that, look at that there it is there's look all so 797 00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:15.000 much. That's like Spike Lee were called you Spie Lee. Yeah, Spike 798 00:58:15.239 --> 00:58:21.360 crazy. You're like a s I can see the spike growing at you. 799 00:58:24.159 --> 00:58:36.880 It just does not I've never been I've never been rejected ever, just because 800 00:58:36.880 --> 00:58:39.440 I never I never really put myself out there. I never gave that. 801 00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:45.000 I never gave them the power to reject me. You you sound like, 802 00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:49.360 what do they call it sigma sigma energy, that you saw like one of 803 00:58:49.400 --> 00:58:52.719 them sigma motherfuckers. I understand what it sounds like. I'm not even because 804 00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:55.840 I beat them up afterwards so they would be too scared to reject me. 805 00:58:57.599 --> 00:59:00.440 I understand. I understand that that sounds like, I unders say what that 806 00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:02.559 sounds like. But I'm not. I'm not even remotely kidding. And it's 807 00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:05.880 not even like a point of pride. It's it's literally the opposite. I 808 00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:08.360 was just like I was literally just too nervous to ever approach anybody, and 809 00:59:08.400 --> 00:59:14.000 so I just never That's all it was. When you were younger, that's 810 00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:15.480 what it'd be like, Oh, we're too nervous to approach girls. So 811 00:59:15.519 --> 00:59:17.760 I never really got rejected. But now it's like, no, I'm too 812 00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:23.199 much of a sigma and I'm too cool. It was like, I like, 813 00:59:25.280 --> 00:59:30.079 no, I think what it is. It's like it's hard to I 814 00:59:30.119 --> 00:59:36.360 don't know, it's just weird, and maybe I don't know. Derek can 815 00:59:36.400 --> 00:59:39.039 relate to this maybe not, but for me, I always just felt it 816 00:59:39.079 --> 00:59:46.519 was like strange as a like I I could get girls, but not in 817 00:59:46.599 --> 00:59:50.920 the way that a lot of other people like. I felt like as a 818 00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:52.639 short guy, I couldn't just go up to people like I felt like, 819 00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:57.079 I felt like genuine like I couldn't just do that because there's something about looking 820 00:59:57.159 --> 01:00:01.039 up to people like I don't mean like, I don't mean like as like 821 01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:06.360 a premise, and I just mean like literally, like the physical feeling of 822 01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:09.880 looking up to somebody and hitting on them feels strange, and it just doesn't 823 01:00:10.119 --> 01:00:14.039 It's like it throws you. It throws me off entirely. So I just 824 01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:15.800 I wrote off that entire thing. I was just like, I'm not I'm 825 01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:20.920 not gonna approach people at like a bar or something. That's not gonna be 826 01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:22.960 my goal. First of all, I look young as fuck. People are 827 01:00:22.960 --> 01:00:27.760 going to assume I'm like sixteen all the time, so that's not gonna help 828 01:00:27.760 --> 01:00:30.039 me. I'm also short, so that doesn't help. And had a baby 829 01:00:30.079 --> 01:00:35.039 face since that was until I was like twenty five twenty six, So like 830 01:00:35.639 --> 01:00:40.039 that, the whole approaching people strangers was just never that was never on the 831 01:00:40.039 --> 01:00:43.440 table for me. What was on the table for me was like I would 832 01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:47.960 make I would just meet people organically and like just sort of showcase my personality 833 01:00:49.079 --> 01:00:52.719 over over a period of time, and then eventually people women would be like, 834 01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:55.519 oh, hey, I like you, Hey, can I show you 835 01:00:55.519 --> 01:01:00.400 my pussy? And you're like, yeah, I guess right exactly, that's 836 01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:02.199 what it is. But I could never approach somebody at a bar and like 837 01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:05.920 hit on them. It's like, the fuck am I gonna do? That's 838 01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:09.239 interesting? I didn't really, It wasn't until I started becoming a YouTuber. 839 01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:15.199 I didn't know. I didn't notice, and I legitimately I did not even 840 01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:20.480 think about me being short like on average, Yeah, I didn't. It 841 01:01:20.519 --> 01:01:27.480 didn't occur to me because in I guess in my realm, it just it 842 01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:30.079 wasn't a thing. It was never like I noticed some of my friends having 843 01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:34.519 massive gulf growth spurts. But then so most of my friends on average were 844 01:01:34.599 --> 01:01:37.840 around five eight five nine, so they weren't that much taller than me, 845 01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:40.440 So I didn't really even pay attention to it. And most women, most 846 01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:45.039 women were shorter than me, Most of them were that I knew, were 847 01:01:45.079 --> 01:01:49.159 smaller than five six, so I just didn't think about it too much. 848 01:01:49.840 --> 01:01:52.920 Yeah, well, for me, I always had crushes on taller girls, 849 01:01:52.519 --> 01:01:54.719 so like the only people that I would want to approach are people. Was 850 01:01:54.800 --> 01:01:58.440 like, and it's not even necessarily that it was like, oh, this 851 01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:00.840 is such a problem. It's just like it's just something. It's things that 852 01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:04.880 I noticed in social situations where like I don't care about the fact that I 853 01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:09.639 am short. I care about how being short impacts the small conveniences. Like 854 01:02:09.639 --> 01:02:14.880 I remember I was at a lot of Pierce's birthday party at a bar and 855 01:02:14.920 --> 01:02:16.079 it was cool. It was like it was like this really loud bar and 856 01:02:16.119 --> 01:02:19.679 it was like very loud, and it was a bunch of people. It 857 01:02:19.719 --> 01:02:22.880 was like Eddie Burback and Jak and some other people. And these are tall 858 01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:25.519 motherfuckers. These are tall people. These are not short people at all. 859 01:02:25.679 --> 01:02:31.880 And so like I straight up cannot hear them as they're talking to me because 860 01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:36.719 they're literally just too far away from me to hear them. And so like 861 01:02:36.760 --> 01:02:39.920 I'm just like I can't, I can't hear you. You know what's funny. 862 01:02:40.199 --> 01:02:46.559 But what's funny? What no, you can What's funny about that is 863 01:02:46.559 --> 01:02:52.639 because like their girlfriends are my height, and I could hear them perfectly fine, 864 01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:57.559 So I always get along like a little bit better in those environments with 865 01:02:57.719 --> 01:03:01.440 people with people's girlfriends. And then that comes across he really messed up, 866 01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:10.760 that comes back. I'm not joking. I'm not so I didn't say that. 867 01:03:12.039 --> 01:03:14.679 I just said, like I can hear them. It's like, oh, 868 01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:19.599 I can actually talk to you and not like scream or not fucking folks 869 01:03:19.639 --> 01:03:21.800 like, uh, dude, I was talking to Eddie, and I like 870 01:03:21.880 --> 01:03:24.320 Eddie a lot, but like he was talking to me, and I was 871 01:03:24.360 --> 01:03:31.360 like I just had to guess what was being said the entire time at that 872 01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:36.159 party, and it was just like this is I wish I was taller. 873 01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:40.519 I just I was talking. I actually I do because uh liked, most 874 01:03:40.519 --> 01:03:45.320 of my friends aren't tall like that, So it wasn't a major issue when 875 01:03:45.599 --> 01:03:50.639 like that would happen. But when we hung out with ethan Ela that one 876 01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:54.400 time at that barcade, Oh yeah, they're a lot taller than us. 877 01:03:54.800 --> 01:03:58.559 Like I think he's like six foot. Ela looks like she's like five ten 878 01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:03.320 five eleven or some ship or maybe your shoes made her that way. Ela. 879 01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:09.079 Ela was just under ethan and maybe I said, maybe it was their 880 01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:13.960 shoes, Like you can see them standing next to each other anytime. Yes, 881 01:04:14.039 --> 01:04:17.159 he's a but he's like he's he's pretty much six foot. I don't 882 01:04:17.159 --> 01:04:24.440 know that actually looks small. I don't remember that because like say especially, 883 01:04:25.079 --> 01:04:27.679 yeah, they're just they're just they're a lot taller. They're a lot taller. 884 01:04:27.679 --> 01:04:32.760 And my thing is I don't wear like there's people that wear shoes that 885 01:04:32.840 --> 01:04:38.480 have thicker platforms or thicker soles that'll give them a little bit of a boost. 886 01:04:38.559 --> 01:04:42.199 I'm always wearing chucks and stuff that are like have nothing, and so 887 01:04:42.320 --> 01:04:45.639 I don't get that boost at all. And so people when they were it 888 01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:47.920 was loud in the bar fucking music. There's a goddamn DJ in one of 889 01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:53.599 the fucking rooms, which I I can't the the idea of having a barcade 890 01:04:53.599 --> 01:04:56.400 and a fucking DJ, Like, do you think fucking people that want to 891 01:04:56.440 --> 01:05:00.320 drink and play video games want to hear loud ass music. It's stupid. 892 01:05:00.360 --> 01:05:02.480 It's the stupidest fucking thing you can do, because it's like people that want 893 01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:05.000 to go to a club go to a club, and then people want to 894 01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:08.760 go to barcades drink beer and play video games. Want to do that, 895 01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:12.559 and I can't fucking hear over the music. But anyway, it was I 896 01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:16.599 just get upset that La La Proper had two barcades, and I'm like, 897 01:05:16.599 --> 01:05:19.679 how is this like one of the most famous cities in the fucking world. 898 01:05:20.159 --> 01:05:25.840 It's right as the most the best concepts concepts. There was a place I 899 01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:29.480 went to, a place called Battle and Brew in Atlanta, Georgia. It 900 01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:31.559 was the coolest fucking place I've ever been, to my wife. It was 901 01:05:31.639 --> 01:05:34.840 a giant and there was a bunch of private rooms you can have parties. 902 01:05:35.119 --> 01:05:39.760 There was gaming chair, people playing CSGO, people playing Doda, people play 903 01:05:40.079 --> 01:05:43.239 in the huge place, a huge bar. I was like, how the 904 01:05:43.400 --> 01:05:45.960 fuck is this not over here in the West Coast. It's just like and 905 01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:50.960 it I don't I don't get it off track capitalizing on that ship. It's 906 01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:57.320 it's really it is truly fucking baffling bikes no sense to me. Yeah, 907 01:05:57.320 --> 01:06:00.960 I don't know, man, b Yeah that is that is also true. 908 01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:06.880 And we can't afford to rent. It's not your game. Cause I'm curious 909 01:06:06.880 --> 01:06:13.519 because like I feel like when we all hang out, I feel like most 910 01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:19.679 of our friends are shorter. Yeah, so like do you. But but 911 01:06:19.719 --> 01:06:25.159 so when when we're at the bar, all right, like a barcade, 912 01:06:25.320 --> 01:06:32.880 can you hear us? Yeah, fine, that's not what that is active. 913 01:06:34.079 --> 01:06:36.280 I guess we've never been, to be fair, we've never been. 914 01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:40.760 I don't think we've ever been to I don't think us or our friends have 915 01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:44.280 ever been to a bar at the same place that is as loud as that 916 01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:47.360 bar was. That that was the that was easily, without a shadow of 917 01:06:47.400 --> 01:06:51.280 doubt, the loudest bar I've ever been in by far, like by a 918 01:06:51.360 --> 01:06:54.960 lot. Like it was basically like a fucking concert. And I was just 919 01:06:55.000 --> 01:06:57.960 like, yo, this is too loud for a bar. Man, It's 920 01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:00.400 it's a cool bar, it's not. But like it's just like, dude, 921 01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:03.639 lower it a little, not like crazy, it could still be loud, 922 01:07:03.679 --> 01:07:08.199 and like you could just let me have a conversation without having to yell, 923 01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:12.400 because then everybody's yelling and then it's twice as loud. Fuck. I 924 01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:15.000 can't do that. That's the worst. That's the well, like I'm not 925 01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:17.599 I'm not fucking I don't have any sensory fucking issues. It's just it's just 926 01:07:17.599 --> 01:07:24.719 objectively stupid to be in that environment. Yeah, it's never good. Yeah, 927 01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:30.360 go into clubs and shit, and you gotta fucking literally yell in people's 928 01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:33.320 ears so they can hear you and literally leaning into them, yell in their 929 01:07:33.320 --> 01:07:35.960 ear, and then you lean back to them and they can lean into your 930 01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:41.920 ear and yell Like that is yeah, fucking stupid environment. I specifically bought 931 01:07:42.320 --> 01:07:46.119 ear plugs specifically for it, like specifically for like, I have a bag 932 01:07:46.159 --> 01:07:49.199 of ear plugs that I use for like when I go out to like bars 933 01:07:49.239 --> 01:07:55.320 and stuff specifically, not necessarily because it's like not because it's too loud, 934 01:07:55.920 --> 01:08:00.559 but because I noticed, and I noticed this at at at Bar Sennis specifically 935 01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:03.039 because me, Paul and Jalen and our friend Justin went a couple of months 936 01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:08.840 ago to Bar Sanna's Man Barsanas is super fucking loud, and I noticed when 937 01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:12.239 I was trying to talk to people, like if I plugged my ears, 938 01:08:12.239 --> 01:08:15.000 I could hear them perfectly. Fine. I think it's just because like the 939 01:08:15.320 --> 01:08:17.600 type of you know, the type of frequencies that that mutes versus the type 940 01:08:17.600 --> 01:08:20.800 of frequencies that go through is like just it works. You're like, I'm 941 01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:26.000 just giving that a lot of reverberation, which is that's the worst part of 942 01:08:26.039 --> 01:08:30.319 being those environments that there is so much fucking noise bouncing up and around. 943 01:08:30.439 --> 01:08:32.520 I know, you can focus on the vibration that's directly hitting you, right, 944 01:08:32.760 --> 01:08:35.439 Yeah, I can hear. I can hear fucking completely clearly in a 945 01:08:35.479 --> 01:08:38.800 bar with like earplugs. I'm like, I have a bag full of them, 946 01:08:38.840 --> 01:08:41.239 and now that's just like, all right, I'm going, I'm going 947 01:08:41.319 --> 01:08:44.239 here and I'm gonna use this so I can fucking talk to people and actually 948 01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:46.199 hear them. Because it's crazy. I have a better solution. Just I 949 01:08:46.560 --> 01:08:50.800 don't. Fuck I just I don't, like, I stop if people that 950 01:08:50.840 --> 01:08:54.479 want to go to these really fancy places where it's all loud and shit, 951 01:08:54.520 --> 01:08:56.800 I'm like, I'm not going. I just don't. Don't. I'm like, 952 01:08:56.840 --> 01:08:58.680 I just want to go somewhere we can. I will go to a 953 01:08:58.800 --> 01:09:02.279 less popular play so we can just hear each other and just chill. Like 954 01:09:02.319 --> 01:09:04.439 I can't do that, ship, dude, I I can't be in those 955 01:09:04.520 --> 01:09:09.159 environments. They're just I don't how the fuck is that enjoyed. I don't 956 01:09:09.239 --> 01:09:13.800 understand how that's enjoyable, Like, why how is this better than having drinks 957 01:09:13.840 --> 01:09:15.800 at home. I don't get it. I literally don't get it that. 958 01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:18.760 It makes no sense to me, Like are we out to get like strange 959 01:09:18.800 --> 01:09:21.960 pussy as that is that's the point of being here. I mean that's not 960 01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:25.840 because that's literally the only being at a club and show. Okay, so 961 01:09:25.880 --> 01:09:28.520 well there you go. That that changes it, so because I have no 962 01:09:28.600 --> 01:09:31.479 reason to do that at all. So yeah, there was no by I 963 01:09:31.479 --> 01:09:35.600 don't go to those things anymore. There's no reason for a married person to 964 01:09:35.600 --> 01:09:41.920 be at a club, like there's like literally, yeah, I'm speaking of 965 01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:45.800 I'm speaking retardedly because now I'm thinking, like, of course I'm not single. 966 01:09:45.079 --> 01:09:48.680 That's the only reason you go to those places. Like I realized that, 967 01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:51.199 Like that's why for long and everybody, everybody's like, let's go to 968 01:09:51.199 --> 01:09:54.520 the clubs, and I'm like, guys, I'm already dating somebody. I'm 969 01:09:54.520 --> 01:09:57.640 out. I'm out. I don't want to go meet people anymore. I'm 970 01:09:57.640 --> 01:10:00.600 fucking done. I don't everybody everybody there, you'd rather die. I don't 971 01:10:00.600 --> 01:10:06.800 get any die. It's true, I'm not. I don't want to I 972 01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:11.439 don't want to stand I don't want to stand up for three hours barely be 973 01:10:11.479 --> 01:10:15.399 able to move, have a bunch of dumb noise and get rejected by it, 974 01:10:15.640 --> 01:10:17.760 and then fucking talk to somebody whose boyfriend's gonna show up and try to 975 01:10:17.800 --> 01:10:21.199 fight. You know how many times that's happened to me at fucking clubs. 976 01:10:21.479 --> 01:10:24.880 Or I'm at a club and I'm just having a symbolicon like somebody has to 977 01:10:24.880 --> 01:10:27.479 get tattoo. I'm like, oh, that's sick tattoo of a digit mono 978 01:10:27.560 --> 01:10:30.119 something like, oh that's sick tattoo. And I'm having a conversation with them, 979 01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:32.880 and me being myself, I make girls laugh. That is my nature 980 01:10:32.960 --> 01:10:36.720 because that's all I've ever practiced doing growing up, to get pussed making girls 981 01:10:36.800 --> 01:10:41.640 laugh. Then her boyfriend comes to food focus this and it's some fucking four 982 01:10:41.640 --> 01:10:45.039 foot eight Mexican dude and I'm like, dude, I can kick you so 983 01:10:45.319 --> 01:10:50.880 hard you'll grow. He's like, man, you'll beat to me vanag and 984 01:10:50.920 --> 01:10:56.680 I'm like, dog, get out of my face, wan, fuck you, 985 01:10:57.159 --> 01:11:01.119 you fix my scoliosis. He oh see, I don't feel like dealing 986 01:11:01.159 --> 01:11:05.319 with that. I'm sorry, but like, yeah, yeah, I get 987 01:11:05.319 --> 01:11:09.359 it. Yeah, I remember I got trouble that only had that happened to 988 01:11:09.359 --> 01:11:14.640 me once in in fucking in Vegas. Actually when in Vegas, when we 989 01:11:14.680 --> 01:11:18.279 went, when Derek uh I went. Is that one of the ones that 990 01:11:18.279 --> 01:11:20.119 I skipped? Because I remember I skipped one of it. That was night 991 01:11:20.319 --> 01:11:23.279 that was then. Do you remember the night that we that me and Jayalen 992 01:11:23.319 --> 01:11:27.560 went out till like seven am or some some fucking outrageous time like that. 993 01:11:27.920 --> 01:11:30.000 It was. It was that day where like we were out dancing till like 994 01:11:30.039 --> 01:11:33.520 six am. Literally, like the sun was kind of like his fucking nuts 995 01:11:33.880 --> 01:11:38.720 and we were just dancing and we were drunk, and I was just dancing 996 01:11:38.720 --> 01:11:40.840 with the girl. And then some guy came and like was like, Yo, 997 01:11:40.880 --> 01:11:42.920 what are you doing. I was like, I don't know. I 998 01:11:43.079 --> 01:11:45.279 was there. I was there. I remember was that that was like it 999 01:11:45.319 --> 01:11:48.640 was like in an upstairs environment. It was like it was like a roof. 1000 01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:51.640 To was like it was like a roof I was there. I remember 1001 01:11:53.039 --> 01:11:55.880 I didn't go the first night for whatever reason. I think I got like 1002 01:11:55.960 --> 01:11:59.000 had too much to drink during the day and I didn't want to go at 1003 01:11:59.119 --> 01:12:01.439 night. But yeah, I do. I remember. I told it's coming 1004 01:12:01.479 --> 01:12:04.319 back to me now. I remember that there was an issue. There was 1005 01:12:04.359 --> 01:12:08.399 there was the conflict. I completely forgot about that. It was well and 1006 01:12:08.439 --> 01:12:11.119 I was like, hey, man, yeah, I don't want to die 1007 01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:15.399 in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah, we're dancing like fucking jackasses. I remember 1008 01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:19.960 getting some dumb bitches Instagram. I don't I don't remember. I remember remember 1009 01:12:19.960 --> 01:12:25.800 that too, something yeah, some something there was. I don't remember faces, 1010 01:12:25.800 --> 01:12:28.199 but I do remember there being an issue that good times, man, 1011 01:12:28.479 --> 01:12:31.520 good times, fun times. Yeah right, it's got. It's gone to 1012 01:12:31.560 --> 01:12:35.439 another question. We were I don't know when. We just rambled for a 1013 01:12:35.520 --> 01:12:40.119 while. John John Malkovich died last week. He says, hey, what's 1014 01:12:40.199 --> 01:12:46.520 up, small, smaller and big talentless bitch. Damn damn Jesus Christ ship 1015 01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:49.039 dude, that would hurt my feelings. I wasn't getting paid for you telling 1016 01:12:49.079 --> 01:12:53.319 me that. That would hurt my feelings if you weren't literally paying my bills 1017 01:12:53.319 --> 01:12:56.720 telling me this question, fucking dumb cunt, thanks for paying my bills, 1018 01:12:56.720 --> 01:13:05.760 you asshole. Not you, you idiot cunt, you fucking jack fuck jack 1019 01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:15.920 fuck is such a funny. That's like my dad would. My favorite one 1020 01:13:15.960 --> 01:13:20.039 is rat f work because it's so mean. It's such a mean phrase. 1021 01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:27.800 It is. It is pretty it's like like rat rat bastard is pretty good 1022 01:13:27.840 --> 01:13:33.640 too. It's like very specific. So my dad, my dad would sometimes 1023 01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:36.039 he would call me a dip ship and I always I thought that was like 1024 01:13:36.079 --> 01:13:40.359 the funniest When I was a kid, I thought dipshi it was like the 1025 01:13:40.359 --> 01:13:43.520 funniest thing I ever heard, because it's the image that that invokes is so 1026 01:13:43.720 --> 01:13:50.119 fucking disgusting. I think of like the the dip you know, that fucking 1027 01:13:50.279 --> 01:13:56.199 candy that yeah, weird medicine stick thing. Yeah, fun dip. Yeah, 1028 01:13:56.239 --> 01:13:58.560 I always think of that. I think of that stupid thing and then 1029 01:13:58.600 --> 01:14:00.800 dipping it and ship. That's what dip for me. Dick Head's a good 1030 01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:05.199 one too, because dick head. The idea yeh head is a dick is 1031 01:14:05.439 --> 01:14:11.640 so fucking funny, like like for some like like a SpongeBob level of transformation, 1032 01:14:11.720 --> 01:14:14.680 where like is like, I'm not a dick head in your head is 1033 01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:20.199 literally a penis that's the funny idea to be. Yeah, anyway, he 1034 01:14:20.279 --> 01:14:24.479 writes in Yeah, he says, what the hell is keeping Sweeney from pursuing 1035 01:14:24.600 --> 01:14:29.680 genuine passions that don't involve digimon cards. It's funny that he brought this up 1036 01:14:29.720 --> 01:14:34.119 because you are I mean we talked, well, we're I we probably shouldn't 1037 01:14:34.119 --> 01:14:35.800 talk. I'm not gonn. I'm not going to reveal all of it right 1038 01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:40.239 now, but I've been planning to do something that's actually like a passion product 1039 01:14:40.239 --> 01:14:43.399 I might have had for a long time. It does technically have to do 1040 01:14:43.439 --> 01:14:48.279 with it does technically have to do I mean, has I love like yeah? 1041 01:14:48.920 --> 01:14:54.439 Yeah? Should I love? Yeah? I have an idea to do 1042 01:14:54.520 --> 01:14:58.840 something similar to that. Are you starting a digimon cover band? I'm not. 1043 01:14:58.960 --> 01:15:08.000 Why would I start a fucking cover band? Cover band? That's one 1044 01:15:08.199 --> 01:15:17.880 song? That's one song? Where the where the digit wan cover band? 1045 01:15:17.920 --> 01:15:24.159 Guess what we're gonna play? Guess Uh. There's gotta be two versions of 1046 01:15:24.199 --> 01:15:27.199 the theme song, right, like, there's gotta be songs. But I'm 1047 01:15:27.239 --> 01:15:30.680 not doing that. That's so much. But is the I've never heard the 1048 01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:34.399 original? Probably an original version, like, because I'm sure it's not on 1049 01:15:34.840 --> 01:15:40.680 Yeah, did you mona? Did you know the monsters? Did you? 1050 01:15:40.680 --> 01:15:44.359 You don't have to be racist, but okay you didn't have You didn't have 1051 01:15:44.439 --> 01:15:46.319 to do that part. You could have just been like, I know what 1052 01:15:46.399 --> 01:15:49.319 it sounds like. We all know what it sounds like. It's the iconic 1053 01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:56.920 song is you have to go dig champions. All right, let's move on, 1054 01:15:57.039 --> 01:16:00.439 let's move on, save ourselves. Absolutely didn't have to say the hot 1055 01:16:00.560 --> 01:16:06.640 souper Roden. He says, hey, k hello, Christoph Strand, Strand 1056 01:16:06.720 --> 01:16:13.199 pistol, Thomas Schweeney and direct Schwartzman. I don't know. I can't read 1057 01:16:13.279 --> 01:16:17.359 those as my government mandated participation. Yeah, I don't know as my government 1058 01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:24.359 participated mandated Wait what as my government mandated participation. I'd like each of you 1059 01:16:24.479 --> 01:16:29.079 to come up with a wrestling persona, your name, your signature move, 1060 01:16:29.640 --> 01:16:31.880 and the theme that plays when you enter the ring, and if you're a 1061 01:16:31.880 --> 01:16:39.960 heel or a babyface, it's all up to you. I've already I mean, 1062 01:16:40.279 --> 01:16:43.920 I've had this completely thought up already because my homies in the day we 1063 01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:50.960 were gonna do there's the there is a thing called South Paul Regional Wrestling that 1064 01:16:51.680 --> 01:16:56.359 was made up. It was like a fake wrestling promotion within the ww universe, 1065 01:16:56.520 --> 01:17:00.119 and a lot of wrestlers had these fake personas and we were gonn to 1066 01:17:00.199 --> 01:17:01.920 do a version of that, and so we had, of course, with 1067 01:17:02.000 --> 01:17:05.439 the first thing we come in woards the Sexual Wrestling Federation who cares whatever, 1068 01:17:05.439 --> 01:17:09.800 who cares what it's called. That's what it's called. And uh we had 1069 01:17:09.840 --> 01:17:15.960 the alt Rider, who was one of our uh he famous famous heels. 1070 01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:17.920 Of course it came on the Khakis and the tiki torch. Can you guess 1071 01:17:17.920 --> 01:17:23.960 what the alt Riders finishing move is? Just take a guess. Think think 1072 01:17:24.119 --> 01:17:27.720 racist, think Hitler, think of think of something that like sounds like a 1073 01:17:27.840 --> 01:17:31.079 finishing mo. Yeah, think of a finishing move that that a rasis the 1074 01:17:31.159 --> 01:17:38.880 final Yes, bravo, bravo. So he had the final solution. I'm 1075 01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:45.880 really good at really good at it. I just like when I give I 1076 01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:48.319 just like when I give you what it feels like obvious clues to me, 1077 01:17:48.359 --> 01:17:51.399 and then people get it. I feel I get happy. I hate when 1078 01:17:51.439 --> 01:17:55.479 I try to give people. I'm like, I'm throwing you. I'm no, 1079 01:17:55.600 --> 01:17:57.760 I'm putting it on a t ball for you, and then they'll be 1080 01:17:57.800 --> 01:18:00.720 like, oh, you gotta play taboo. That's the next time I was 1081 01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:06.039 just I was just thinking that shit. Taboo dude, taboo dude, our 1082 01:18:06.079 --> 01:18:13.800 friend Tyler, Oh yeah, we Oh my fucking god, have we not 1083 01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:16.840 talked about this other show? We have not talked about it. That was 1084 01:18:17.199 --> 01:18:24.279 unbelievable. You tell it, you tell it, you tell it. Okay, 1085 01:18:24.439 --> 01:18:27.479 So what happens one time? So what happened is every so often one 1086 01:18:27.520 --> 01:18:30.640 of our good friends, Nikki's again other good friend Indie butt Knife Tyler, 1087 01:18:30.840 --> 01:18:32.920 we all hang out every so often. So Derek came into town. So 1088 01:18:32.920 --> 01:18:34.680 everybody was like, oh, we gotta make sure we all hang out with 1089 01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:38.600 each other. We went to the Christ's house and we were we had pizza, 1090 01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:44.680 we watched we watched Critis and Derek Masacre. People got the Final four 1091 01:18:45.720 --> 01:18:49.039 and we're listening to the Big Iron on his hip while you guys were murdering 1092 01:18:49.159 --> 01:18:56.119 people in the hospital in TA four. And then we played taboo. Taboo 1093 01:18:56.159 --> 01:18:59.279 is a game where you have a word and then there's several words below that 1094 01:18:59.279 --> 01:19:01.600 you cannot man, you cannot say those words, but they have to guess 1095 01:19:01.600 --> 01:19:09.399 the word at the top. So one of the words was cereal and what 1096 01:19:09.680 --> 01:19:17.880 he said was it's like soup. And our friend Ziggy almost had an aneurysm. 1097 01:19:18.479 --> 01:19:23.680 But I thought you were going to talk about the other thing. This 1098 01:19:23.680 --> 01:19:26.359 one. He's reading up to it, he's leading up to it. The 1099 01:19:26.439 --> 01:19:31.319 second one they had was the word was mermaid, and I forgot how he 1100 01:19:31.439 --> 01:19:34.359 messed it up so bad. She was like, it lives in a sea, 1101 01:19:34.880 --> 01:19:39.640 and he was like, oh, the fish, the little fish. 1102 01:19:40.000 --> 01:19:44.319 Yeah. It was no, yeah, but Derek, you do it, 1103 01:19:44.520 --> 01:19:47.399 Derek, I think remembers. I think so what it was was. I 1104 01:19:47.439 --> 01:19:53.239 think the clue was that, like the the word was mermaid. Yeah, 1105 01:19:53.239 --> 01:19:59.239 and he said, Ariel is what or something? She said what she said 1106 01:19:59.760 --> 01:20:03.399 yeah, And then he's like the he guess he guessed the title of the 1107 01:20:03.439 --> 01:20:08.520 Little Mermaid as the little fish. Basically, he said, he blew my 1108 01:20:08.800 --> 01:20:15.239 essentially mine. Yeah, he said, like there is It was such a 1109 01:20:15.319 --> 01:20:17.359 like I say, te ball moment, I'm gonna put the ball on the 1110 01:20:17.439 --> 01:20:21.239 tee ball and you just have to hit it and you won. And so 1111 01:20:21.399 --> 01:20:29.199 it's like, Ariel is a what and he said a fish? That like 1112 01:20:29.239 --> 01:20:34.399 that? You're how could you how could your mind go like, not mermaid, 1113 01:20:34.520 --> 01:20:40.359 it's in the title. It's in the fucking title and his mind went 1114 01:20:41.079 --> 01:20:44.960 fish instead of mermaid. Where it's like, that is the first thing I 1115 01:20:44.960 --> 01:20:48.000 would have said, that's the first That is the number one thing. I 1116 01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:53.159 just I just like that. It's so fucking fun. That was the funniest 1117 01:20:53.279 --> 01:21:00.159 I laughed so hard. The little fish anyway, fucking man, what yeahs 1118 01:21:00.479 --> 01:21:04.880 name? Oh yeah, wrestling name? So oh sorry. So my persona, 1119 01:21:06.119 --> 01:21:09.439 it was kind of I kind of stole from a guy. There's a 1120 01:21:09.520 --> 01:21:13.199 dude that was named the Velveteen Dream, and he was kind of just In 1121 01:21:13.359 --> 01:21:16.359 Rodge and it's kind of a prince kind of character. So I came up 1122 01:21:16.359 --> 01:21:21.479 with one called Ebony Lust, and I essentially, I actually, I literally 1123 01:21:21.520 --> 01:21:28.119 have my tights in storage right now. It's like this Galaxy universe shit, 1124 01:21:28.119 --> 01:21:30.840 it's all it's gay as fuck. But I essentially was just gonna be an 1125 01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:38.800 extremely, extremely gay character. And in my universe, you know, I'm 1126 01:21:38.880 --> 01:21:42.720 just I'm doing illegal shit that I shouldn't be doing. I'm basically I'm I'm 1127 01:21:42.720 --> 01:21:46.479 the most stereotypical shit that like probably a conservative's nightmare of what he thinks gay 1128 01:21:46.479 --> 01:21:48.399 people are doing all the time. That's what I was gonna be doing. 1129 01:21:49.319 --> 01:21:54.359 And I don't really remember my finishing move though. It would just probably be 1130 01:21:54.399 --> 01:21:56.319 like the I don't know, the dick sucker, I don't know, there 1131 01:21:56.319 --> 01:22:01.319 you go, what you guys got it? Yeah, there he goes. 1132 01:22:02.560 --> 01:22:10.279 I think I would be the hispanic attack and the idea is would be like 1133 01:22:10.279 --> 01:22:14.119 a like panic attack kind of, so I'd be really really anxious, would 1134 01:22:14.119 --> 01:22:17.279 be like a thin trail, really anxious Latino, and I would want the 1135 01:22:17.279 --> 01:22:21.960 problem is that sounds like a finishing move. That sounds like a finishing move, 1136 01:22:23.000 --> 01:22:26.079 the panic attack or the his Like maybe you want to be like the 1137 01:22:26.159 --> 01:22:29.800 hispanic panic or the panic. Yeah there you go, that's good Hispanicer. 1138 01:22:32.920 --> 01:22:35.119 I like, yeah, yeah, that's that's not bad. And then I 1139 01:22:35.159 --> 01:22:40.640 would go in and I would uh man, what would I do? I 1140 01:22:40.640 --> 01:22:43.720 don't I don't know enough about wrestling to really like play with this in the 1141 01:22:43.720 --> 01:22:47.920 way that I wish I could, but I would I'd probably, Yeah, 1142 01:22:48.079 --> 01:22:53.199 I think honestly, I think I might just pull out a gun. I 1143 01:22:53.359 --> 01:23:01.159 like that, you panic shoot somebody. He's gonna do what he's gonna He's 1144 01:23:01.159 --> 01:23:04.199 gonna do the Baldwin. He said he's got he got the ball. No, 1145 01:23:04.279 --> 01:23:08.600 he shot him. He fucking shot him on accident. He shot him 1146 01:23:08.600 --> 01:23:11.920 with his head blew up. What the kind of bullet has got that gun? 1147 01:23:12.359 --> 01:23:15.680 Holy ship? Is that a fifty cow Is that a pistol with fifty 1148 01:23:15.680 --> 01:23:18.279 cow bullets? God damn? He blew his head off. So you're the 1149 01:23:18.359 --> 01:23:25.720 you're the hispanic panic, Hispanic panic, and you panic and accidentally shoot somebody, 1150 01:23:25.840 --> 01:23:31.399 and you're exactly the Baldwin the ball, the bald dwiny yeah, the 1151 01:23:31.399 --> 01:23:34.800 ball. This is called the bald Yeah. Yeah. And the music that 1152 01:23:34.840 --> 01:23:38.960 plays, the music that plays when I walk in because I'm Hispanic is of 1153 01:23:38.960 --> 01:23:46.520 course the dragon ball Z theme. MA threes are found a deep energy track 1154 01:23:46.920 --> 01:23:51.479 Dragon No, it's it's it's like it's like dragon Dragon, what the Dragon 1155 01:23:51.600 --> 01:24:03.880 Dragon? Like one to play because it sounds so silly. That sounds sounds 1156 01:24:03.880 --> 01:24:09.840 like basically you give me love that towel live and Chris is coming down the 1157 01:24:09.880 --> 01:24:16.119 fucking thing, shaking with panic, fucking to his head like me, you 1158 01:24:16.159 --> 01:24:20.560 know what. I like the idea of someone just coming down to just like 1159 01:24:21.279 --> 01:24:27.720 just screams like like like you know, like almost like a woman's getting tortured, 1160 01:24:27.760 --> 01:24:31.000 like that type of scream. It's just echoing screams and you're just walking 1161 01:24:31.039 --> 01:24:44.239 down. You're walking down into doing all your gloating. Everybody's like everybody's looking 1162 01:24:44.239 --> 01:24:50.279 at you. You're like, as I'm screaming, someone's screaming and murder. 1163 01:24:50.560 --> 01:24:58.119 It's so piercing, Like what happening one little kid's eyes and ears are bleeding. 1164 01:25:00.399 --> 01:25:05.000 I don't know my PERSONA persona would be would be uh, sludge, 1165 01:25:05.920 --> 01:25:11.520 It will be sludge, And what happens that end? I'd enter the mat 1166 01:25:11.560 --> 01:25:15.359 where like I would get summoned right, he like sludge is a bitch and 1167 01:25:15.399 --> 01:25:18.159 he can't do anything. All of a sudden, a big, oily slick 1168 01:25:18.159 --> 01:25:23.600 would start forming in the middle of the ring, and it'd be like then 1169 01:25:23.880 --> 01:25:28.039 it'd be like the Sands theme starts playing, and then I crawl out of 1170 01:25:28.119 --> 01:25:34.000 the ring. So are you just are you just the sludge? A creature? 1171 01:25:34.720 --> 01:25:38.840 Did you play? Did you play Street five or five? Yeah? 1172 01:25:39.359 --> 01:25:46.560 I'm pretty much in a colleague. You're just a person. Dumb, just 1173 01:25:46.640 --> 01:25:59.399 dumb, dumb, dumb ad HD road And he says hello, Uh, 1174 01:25:59.600 --> 01:26:01.760 I don't He says a word here that I don't understand. I can't even 1175 01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:08.399 pronounce this. What would you do if you found your significant other poking holes 1176 01:26:08.439 --> 01:26:14.199 in condoms or otherwise tampering with birth control? Leave, strike, striketh and 1177 01:26:14.319 --> 01:26:25.319 leave. I would laugh because my medication makes me impotent, So it's awesome. 1178 01:26:26.119 --> 01:26:28.399 I don't know if that's the right word. I just like I just 1179 01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:32.439 uh, I mean stupid. I think it makes it infertile. Well is 1180 01:26:32.479 --> 01:26:35.520 that wait? I feel like it's used in that context before? Maybe I'm 1181 01:26:36.119 --> 01:26:43.159 like, what does that mean? Let me make sure impotent is the The 1182 01:26:43.199 --> 01:26:45.680 implication of impotent is that you can't get hard, is what it is. 1183 01:26:45.680 --> 01:26:49.039 I think, unable to take the effects of action. Okay, so you 1184 01:26:49.039 --> 01:26:53.880 can use it in the context. Okay, right, so within the context. 1185 01:26:53.880 --> 01:26:55.720 No, so that's not I guess that's the wrong word to use. 1186 01:26:55.760 --> 01:27:00.680 But since I'm on t RT, what it does is it your body stops 1187 01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:06.479 producing sperm, and so because since your your body stops producing testosterone, and 1188 01:27:06.359 --> 01:27:10.279 and then because you know you're getting from an outside source, and because of 1189 01:27:10.319 --> 01:27:15.399 that, it also so I shoot blanks and that's awesome. It's fucking awesome. 1190 01:27:15.560 --> 01:27:15.960 But then you know, if I get off of it, and then 1191 01:27:16.000 --> 01:27:19.680 you know, my system will start back up, you know, blah blah 1192 01:27:19.680 --> 01:27:23.720 blah blah blah. But right now it's fucking cool. So I can just 1193 01:27:24.159 --> 01:27:28.600 I can just paint the walls and just che can poke as many. First 1194 01:27:28.600 --> 01:27:30.960 of all, I don't even know what a condom is anymore. Bro, 1195 01:27:31.079 --> 01:27:42.560 It's fucking I don't even know what the dude fucking would probably be. I 1196 01:27:42.560 --> 01:27:46.159 don't even know if I could finish at this point because if at a because 1197 01:27:46.199 --> 01:27:50.439 of like it's it's just it's so you know what I'm saying, it's been 1198 01:27:50.479 --> 01:27:54.920 a thing, not a thing for so long that I wonder how I want 1199 01:27:54.920 --> 01:27:57.560 to test that ship out. I'm gonna be I'm gonna see all it before 1200 01:27:57.560 --> 01:28:00.640 with the condom. Bro. Honestly, it's been a it's like going to 1201 01:28:00.680 --> 01:28:05.720 work. It's it takes something that you would do for free and it turns 1202 01:28:05.760 --> 01:28:10.840 it into a job. Oh, it turns in it's just like okay, 1203 01:28:10.920 --> 01:28:14.000 I got okay, get nothing. I get nothing out of this except like 1204 01:28:14.119 --> 01:28:20.079 the visual of it. Really, you know, I feel like that. 1205 01:28:21.399 --> 01:28:27.600 Remember, I think it's like not that bad. If you've always used them, 1206 01:28:27.680 --> 01:28:30.720 I imagine it's probably like yeah, I'm always take them off midway through 1207 01:28:30.720 --> 01:28:38.520 and live still. But like they were so insane bro one time any shorts 1208 01:28:38.520 --> 01:28:44.880 gamer, Yeah, so what they already said? Yes they already yeah, 1209 01:28:44.920 --> 01:28:46.479 yeah, fair, No, you're you're right. Yeah, you know you're 1210 01:28:46.560 --> 01:28:50.199 right. Like I said, never admit to a sexual assault and uh and 1211 01:28:50.239 --> 01:28:56.079 take your condom. Never apologize. I never apologize to do it also, 1212 01:28:56.199 --> 01:28:59.800 but never like how he says that it makes it better. Don't apologize, 1213 01:29:00.239 --> 01:29:03.319 don't do whatever. I apologize about it, but if you do, I 1214 01:29:03.359 --> 01:29:08.600 don't apologize, bro. Yeah yeah, only towards apologize. Bro. I 1215 01:29:08.640 --> 01:29:14.079 had to kind of disappear literally one time, like it literally within her baby. 1216 01:29:14.119 --> 01:29:16.479 I don't know if it when they're fucking uterus, because it was gone 1217 01:29:16.800 --> 01:29:24.840 and I was like where is it? Like, get it just bruhn. 1218 01:29:25.479 --> 01:29:28.920 It was gone, and I was a little worried that I was getting taken 1219 01:29:28.920 --> 01:29:31.079 for a ride, like, Oh, this chick's gonna fucking try to drake 1220 01:29:31.199 --> 01:29:33.920 me. She's gonna fucking she's gonna like tie that ship up or whatever. 1221 01:29:34.439 --> 01:29:38.399 And uh, apparently you said that's what happened to Drake. He said that 1222 01:29:38.439 --> 01:29:42.560 he he got his I would have I would have had her put to sleep. 1223 01:29:42.600 --> 01:29:45.880 Man, That's what I'm gonna say. I want to Drake, don't 1224 01:29:45.920 --> 01:29:48.279 you just have these people killed? Like? How do you not? You 1225 01:29:48.319 --> 01:29:51.359 can? You can easily assassinate someone with Drake money. I don't understand they're 1226 01:29:51.359 --> 01:29:55.199 gonna they're gonna know it's you though, that's they're gonna know. I don't 1227 01:29:55.199 --> 01:29:58.520 think so they're gonna know, it's like one hundred and fifty million. You 1228 01:29:58.520 --> 01:30:00.720 don't have to be anywhere hear that happening. It's just a freak accident. 1229 01:30:00.720 --> 01:30:06.840 She got into an accident. That's not gonna be baby moms went missing. 1230 01:30:08.159 --> 01:30:13.239 No, but well, I'm saying in the context of so, when when 1231 01:30:13.279 --> 01:30:15.520 did Drake find out need to find out after the kid was already grown? 1232 01:30:15.600 --> 01:30:18.960 Or when did you find out was small small very so the kid was already 1233 01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:23.439 born. Yeah, well, see, all you gotta do is pretend like 1234 01:30:24.279 --> 01:30:29.439 that, like dude, coincidences do happen. They do like everyone Drake, 1235 01:30:29.520 --> 01:30:36.399 dude would his career, his career would ruin his career. Drake did it 1236 01:30:36.880 --> 01:30:44.000 if Kanye was not, If Kanye literally collabing with a fucking neo Nazi did 1237 01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:47.720 not ruin his career, Drake assassinating his baby mom would do nothing. And 1238 01:30:47.840 --> 01:30:53.239 actually, I think because no, I think his career has been based off 1239 01:30:53.239 --> 01:31:00.800 of him constantly saying, fucking insane ship baby mom going missing after dude, 1240 01:31:00.880 --> 01:31:08.159 you're crazy would lead to some eyes. Let's put it this way. Let's 1241 01:31:08.159 --> 01:31:10.199 put it this way. Let's put it this way. The fact that you 1242 01:31:10.239 --> 01:31:13.479 think that would ruin his career is so asinine to me when we have witnessed 1243 01:31:13.520 --> 01:31:19.439 them. We just recently witnessed somebody get caught with beast reality and lolly porn 1244 01:31:19.760 --> 01:31:24.840 on their on their hard drive, and their fan base doesn't give a fuck, 1245 01:31:25.680 --> 01:31:30.720 Like, let's be real about what you think people, It's not he 1246 01:31:30.880 --> 01:31:34.640 is not. Look at there you can put you can just say I think 1247 01:31:34.680 --> 01:31:38.880 he did it, but there is no evidence. They wouldn't give a fuck 1248 01:31:38.880 --> 01:31:42.199 about that. Now if he actually showed up and was like hey girl and 1249 01:31:42.279 --> 01:31:47.159 shot her in the face and you saw, that's a different story. Wheelchair 1250 01:31:48.800 --> 01:31:56.359 he runs over her. He's like, he doesn't drive by, doesn't drive 1251 01:31:56.640 --> 01:31:59.880 his grassy wheelchair, like he wheels down the road in his wheelchair. That 1252 01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:04.439 and he's playing God's plan. He's playing God's plan because he's like, hey 1253 01:32:04.439 --> 01:32:15.840 man, I'm sorry, have a fucking air drop like that crazy. That's 1254 01:32:15.880 --> 01:32:20.439 like old school. That's like that's like old school, like wild West, 1255 01:32:20.640 --> 01:32:26.560 Like we're robbing this bank and it's me, Jimmy who did it? Like 1256 01:32:26.680 --> 01:32:31.199 just taking taking credit is running. Yeah, that is so crazy. That 1257 01:32:31.279 --> 01:32:39.279 is so that that was real is something that I don't think we think about 1258 01:32:39.319 --> 01:32:43.319 often enough, Like that there was there were career criminals whose job it was 1259 01:32:43.399 --> 01:32:46.279 to be criminals, and everybody just understood it. They would take credit for 1260 01:32:46.319 --> 01:32:49.880 it. I talked about this, I talked about this on the on the 1261 01:32:50.199 --> 01:32:56.720 I talked about this fear. I talked about this on sacred Symbols or consolation 1262 01:32:56.880 --> 01:32:59.159 or something. But like, I'm pretty sure, like I wouldn't be surprised 1263 01:32:59.159 --> 01:33:04.119 if, like, like I thought of the idea of just like Jack the 1264 01:33:04.199 --> 01:33:06.520 Ripper, you know how like he killed a bunch of people and then he 1265 01:33:06.680 --> 01:33:10.600 killed a bunch of women. Then he stopped, right, he just kind 1266 01:33:10.600 --> 01:33:15.600 of stopped one day. I like the idea of because he was an anonymous 1267 01:33:15.640 --> 01:33:16.760 killer and nobody knew who he was, but they gave him a name. 1268 01:33:16.760 --> 01:33:19.479 They were like, oh, it's Jack the Ripper. I like the idea 1269 01:33:19.560 --> 01:33:26.720 of thinking that, like his name was really Jack. And he saw like 1270 01:33:26.760 --> 01:33:30.840 the report and was like, oh shit, I should stop ship. That's 1271 01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:36.720 like mega that's like mega coincidence. Says nuts. But what if it was 1272 01:33:36.760 --> 01:33:40.199 some cop that figured it out? But he's like, there's so much paperwork. 1273 01:33:40.199 --> 01:33:42.159 I don't want to deal with all this. So he just said he 1274 01:33:42.239 --> 01:33:44.720 was like he's the one that put it out there. Was like Jack the 1275 01:33:44.800 --> 01:33:46.560 Ripper, like kind of like, I know it's you, bitch, stop. 1276 01:33:46.800 --> 01:33:53.159 I know it's his name's like his names like Jack Ripland or something, 1277 01:33:56.039 --> 01:34:02.199 Jack Ripple. His name is Jackary Rippling. Yeah all right, I feel 1278 01:34:02.199 --> 01:34:11.760 like Jack Jepper. Honestly, they got him person and they just got him. 1279 01:34:12.119 --> 01:34:18.319 We go for one more guys? Yeah, well no, moss huh 1280 01:34:21.760 --> 01:34:30.399 what have there be games like that? Oh? Painted black? Painted black 1281 01:34:30.479 --> 01:34:33.239 tune. I see a man butt and I want to paint it white. 1282 01:34:34.039 --> 01:34:41.960 Rode in It says, hey, fellas, paint it white. I see 1283 01:34:42.119 --> 01:34:48.560 a man butt and know to painted Why that's stupid. I might have to 1284 01:34:48.600 --> 01:34:54.199 do that. I might have to do that. So what was the other 1285 01:34:54.239 --> 01:34:57.399 one in the last episode that we thought was pretty good. We'll probably get 1286 01:34:57.439 --> 01:35:01.199 to pants down, I'll jack you off for I forgot how it goes. 1287 01:35:01.199 --> 01:35:06.279 I don't remember. Yeah trap, trap, Yeah, trap, that's right. 1288 01:35:06.479 --> 01:35:09.600 Okay. So this guy writes rights and he says, hey, fellas, 1289 01:35:09.760 --> 01:35:12.079 you get to fuck any of the street Fighter girls, but the condition. 1290 01:35:12.720 --> 01:35:16.720 But on the condition you come on on one of your co hosts while 1291 01:35:16.760 --> 01:35:21.439 they're sleeping or unaware if you want to fuck them again or a different girl, 1292 01:35:21.439 --> 01:35:25.560 you gotta come on a co host again. Look, honestly, I'm 1293 01:35:25.560 --> 01:35:28.520 not doing it. I don't know I'm not doing it well. I mean 1294 01:35:28.560 --> 01:35:30.319 I can lorder that ship, I can loader that ship. So the thing 1295 01:35:30.359 --> 01:35:32.520 is, you're gonna have your socks on. I'm gonna come on your socks, 1296 01:35:32.520 --> 01:35:35.000 all right, So that that's just it. He's not gonna get on 1297 01:35:35.039 --> 01:35:47.840 you forehead. I'm gonna imagine. Can you imagine waking up with someone else's 1298 01:35:47.920 --> 01:35:56.840 come on your socks? Can you really conceptualize that your socks are crusted over? 1299 01:35:57.119 --> 01:36:00.319 Getting them off of you is dangerous? Be so upset, but you 1300 01:36:00.399 --> 01:36:04.279 gotta go into the bathroom, turn on the fucking hot water, wait till 1301 01:36:04.279 --> 01:36:10.199 the steam liquefies to come in the sock first before you can take it off, 1302 01:36:10.279 --> 01:36:15.640 because they are jagged. That is jagged. So I'd be really upset. 1303 01:36:15.680 --> 01:36:17.560 But yeah, you know you gotta do man. I've really been digging 1304 01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:20.640 that French bitch and from six man, like I just like I love I 1305 01:36:20.680 --> 01:36:25.600 love Judo. I really like Judo. So I'm just like, damn talk 1306 01:36:25.560 --> 01:36:30.319 about Ann. Yeah, I'm really digging. Bro. I'm knocking that down, 1307 01:36:30.319 --> 01:36:33.119 Bro, I'm knocking that down, Bro, I just like you can't. 1308 01:36:34.079 --> 01:36:39.039 Bro, I'm knocking that down. Bro, you truly feel like you 1309 01:36:39.079 --> 01:36:45.600 can satisfy her. I'll figure it out. I'll put I'll put every last 1310 01:36:45.720 --> 01:36:48.279 ounce of me in it. Bro, You'll die. You literally have to 1311 01:36:49.159 --> 01:36:53.960 go ahead and go. I'm knocking it down, Bro, I'm knocking her 1312 01:36:54.000 --> 01:36:57.560 down first. And then it's to Lee that's you're not making a pass him, 1313 01:36:57.560 --> 01:36:59.119 So you gotta go chu, Lee, Dan, you gotta go mercy 1314 01:36:59.159 --> 01:37:01.800 because you you ain'tettas her. There's no way you're gonna there's no way. 1315 01:37:02.279 --> 01:37:05.960 I'm dead body out the bedroom and throw me in a dumpster. And I'm 1316 01:37:05.960 --> 01:37:11.560 just gonna like like like literally like just by like pinching, like pinching your 1317 01:37:11.560 --> 01:37:15.560 shirt like she's just gonna like throw you away like you're like you're lint. 1318 01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:20.119 She's gonna just tost you with the trash. That ship is crazy to like, 1319 01:37:20.439 --> 01:37:24.079 there's no way, like because I would want to try to, but 1320 01:37:24.159 --> 01:37:29.199 I know it isn't impossible to try. Possibility, there's no way at least 1321 01:37:29.359 --> 01:37:31.439 to try, at least at least manon. I know I can just dress 1322 01:37:31.560 --> 01:37:35.000 nice and I have and then I have a chance. I have a chance 1323 01:37:35.039 --> 01:37:39.920 at like because she seems like a high class snob, right, But I 1324 01:37:39.960 --> 01:37:44.039 think I got this and I'd like her throw me around a little bit. 1325 01:37:44.079 --> 01:37:45.399 She can throw me, she can do that'd be pretty cool. I would. 1326 01:37:45.439 --> 01:37:48.399 I would do it for Cam. I think, yeah, of course, 1327 01:37:48.640 --> 01:37:53.640 culture. Culture, you gotta I gotta go where you're coming? Are 1328 01:37:53.680 --> 01:38:02.079 you coming? You can't fund come on someone's forehead. That's might make it 1329 01:38:02.079 --> 01:38:04.880 a laugh at the moment, you know, that's man. That's like, 1330 01:38:05.039 --> 01:38:08.239 I don't think I see. I don't think I could be friends. I 1331 01:38:08.399 --> 01:38:11.600 couldn't be friends with anybody anyway. I couldn't be friends with somebody who just 1332 01:38:11.640 --> 01:38:16.359 came on my forehead while I'm getting mad thinking about hilarious, like I literally 1333 01:38:16.479 --> 01:38:24.640 getting up. You would not hilarious. You would not, I'm lying lying. 1334 01:38:25.560 --> 01:38:28.920 I would go berserk, dude. You would. You would look like 1335 01:38:29.000 --> 01:38:31.720 you would. He would. He would go blind like the berserker and just 1336 01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:44.920 fucking scrolls on my fucking house. Dude. You guys are played fucking what 1337 01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:46.680 was it? Was it? You guys are play black ops where you're just 1338 01:38:46.720 --> 01:38:51.159 like you're fucking like seeing ran and just on a rampage everyone's shooting and you're 1339 01:38:51.199 --> 01:38:57.279 just still going and killing everyone. That's such a crazy mission. Dude, 1340 01:38:57.479 --> 01:39:02.159 that's such a crazy mission. It's nuts. Someone coming on your forehead is 1341 01:39:02.439 --> 01:39:09.560 so you. I'm I'm changed. Changed. If if come touched Kingston's forehead, 1342 01:39:09.560 --> 01:39:15.319 he would roar, I'm sure of it a mighty one too. I'd 1343 01:39:15.359 --> 01:39:18.359 be mad if my own come touch my forehead. I can't even imagine. 1344 01:39:18.560 --> 01:39:20.680 I know people have come in their own face and I'm like, what are 1345 01:39:20.720 --> 01:39:26.079 you doing? I don't I just in Are you how deep into the moment 1346 01:39:26.119 --> 01:39:31.039 are you that? Really? Gotta know? What is that? If you're 1347 01:39:31.119 --> 01:39:33.640 if you're sitting down in your chair, I think you did that on purpose. 1348 01:39:33.680 --> 01:39:36.359 That's how I feel. I feel like, if you're laying down, 1349 01:39:36.399 --> 01:39:41.279 it's possible, because I will say I I once I ricocheted my shoulder one 1350 01:39:41.319 --> 01:39:45.560 time and then it was like never again. Too close, too close to 1351 01:39:45.600 --> 01:39:49.680 the sun, bro to, that's that's never happened to me. You never 1352 01:39:49.720 --> 01:39:53.640 even like I hit the shoulder and I was like, never again. I've 1353 01:39:53.760 --> 01:39:59.680 never come. I know people that have come on their tummies don't stomach, 1354 01:39:59.760 --> 01:40:06.119 and I as funny as that's the funny, tell me it's filling up your 1355 01:40:06.319 --> 01:40:09.199 your belly. But you just filling up your belly. But if you have, 1356 01:40:09.359 --> 01:40:17.319 if you have an indy, what people have come dead in their own 1357 01:40:17.159 --> 01:40:23.479 face and I'm like, how have you done that? Sometimes it happens, 1358 01:40:23.479 --> 01:40:26.119 man, Sometimes there's a lot of P s I. Sometimes there's a lot 1359 01:40:26.119 --> 01:40:28.239 of P s I. And then you take your face and come that is 1360 01:40:28.279 --> 01:40:31.520 happening. You don't come in your own face? I just I just if 1361 01:40:31.560 --> 01:40:38.039 you have. I have had the Derek I've had. I have had the 1362 01:40:38.079 --> 01:40:41.520 Derek experience where it hits my shoulder and I'm like, whoa, yeah, 1363 01:40:41.560 --> 01:40:45.399 that we gotta we gotta Never that was it? Never for me? I 1364 01:40:45.399 --> 01:40:51.039 was like, exactly, never again. It was I remember exactly where I 1365 01:40:51.079 --> 01:40:55.560 was. I remember exactly. That's how never again it was, that's your 1366 01:40:55.640 --> 01:40:59.600 nine to eleven. I never forgot. I didn't forget that. I'm like, 1367 01:40:59.640 --> 01:41:03.159 that was way too close. What if? What if let's get the 1368 01:41:03.159 --> 01:41:05.239 funk out of here, Broa, what you got? What you got? 1369 01:41:06.000 --> 01:41:12.720 No, that is very stupid. Let's let's move on. Ricocheted, Colm, 1370 01:41:12.720 --> 01:41:15.399 what if you ricocheted come off your shoulders out the window and into the 1371 01:41:15.399 --> 01:41:19.800 twin towers, and then that was what that's move on? I would be 1372 01:41:19.840 --> 01:41:23.560 a little impressed. I'm not gonna lie. I'd be if you took down 1373 01:41:23.640 --> 01:41:28.239 if he took down the twin towers with a stray. Come, that's crazy, 1374 01:41:29.159 --> 01:41:33.159 you're coming that hard. No, you hit the plane. That's why 1375 01:41:33.199 --> 01:41:36.920 it all happened. That's why it happened. And so you hit two planes. 1376 01:41:38.720 --> 01:41:41.359 Wouldn't be funny, wouldn't it be wouldn't it be wild? That was 1377 01:41:41.600 --> 01:41:45.279 you edging? You just edging caused that. What if nine to eleven was 1378 01:41:45.439 --> 01:41:49.119 just some kid with like it was just some kid with like a laser pointer 1379 01:41:49.239 --> 01:41:54.079 and he goes like, I got a laser pointer, and he fucking points 1380 01:41:54.119 --> 01:42:00.319 out a plane and the plane spirals into the twin towers and then he's he's 1381 01:42:00.359 --> 01:42:04.159 like, oh, like that, that can't be me right. He's trying, 1382 01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:06.880 he's trying to convince himself that he didn't do it. He's like, 1383 01:42:06.920 --> 01:42:10.199 the laser can't do that to a plane. That's silly, Like that must 1384 01:42:10.199 --> 01:42:12.239 be on purpose. So he does it again, do another plane, and 1385 01:42:12.279 --> 01:42:25.520 then it does the same thing to theagon too, and he's like, after 1386 01:42:25.640 --> 01:42:29.119 the second time, I would stop, Would you try again after the second 1387 01:42:29.119 --> 01:42:31.760 after the after the definitely stopped, the second time. After the second time, 1388 01:42:31.800 --> 01:42:34.560 I would throw that thing ud. After this, I would I would 1389 01:42:34.600 --> 01:42:38.840 be I would try the second time because I would be like I would in 1390 01:42:38.880 --> 01:42:40.760 my mind, I have to be like I have to prove that that That's 1391 01:42:40.800 --> 01:42:44.640 not why I have to I have to I have to get guilt off myself 1392 01:42:44.840 --> 01:42:46.560 to know that, like this didn't do that, and then you do it 1393 01:42:46.600 --> 01:42:49.720 again and then it's certainly your fault and then you're like, this is over. 1394 01:42:49.920 --> 01:42:53.880 I'm never touching a laser in my life. I'm never playing a game 1395 01:42:53.880 --> 01:42:58.520 with lasers, no Halo, no nothing. I'm only playing chess from here 1396 01:42:58.560 --> 01:43:03.479 on out. That's it anyway. And then George Bush knocks on your door, 1397 01:43:04.079 --> 01:43:06.000 you know, you answer and he's like, six, job son, 1398 01:43:06.359 --> 01:43:09.520 good job son, you say me, you say, you see me a 1399 01:43:09.560 --> 01:43:12.239 lot of greed, boy, thank you very much. Crazy. Then we 1400 01:43:12.239 --> 01:43:15.800 were gonna do that anyway, it's back, it's crazy, It's gonna be, 1401 01:43:15.960 --> 01:43:19.880 that's gonna be. Wait, we're actually gonna do that tomorrow. But 1402 01:43:20.319 --> 01:43:24.479 I guess nine to eleven just have a ring to it. That kind of 1403 01:43:24.479 --> 01:43:27.479 does. Sounds way better than nine to twelve, sounds way better than that. 1404 01:43:27.479 --> 01:43:30.199 I like twelve because it reminds me of Christmas with the l's in it. 1405 01:43:30.520 --> 01:43:41.079 We're really close to winter time. That was a weird Christmas. 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