Leon it all my adoptions has its Hello, welcome to Voidnica, where my
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you know what, let's just jump into this today. I'm joined with
who are you people? Are y'all? Are y'all's patients running thin like mine?
Because mine sure is? Yes? Should we explain? I hate technology
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Yes, So I'm Brad. I'll be playing the role of Caiden Lovely.
Yeah, that's all you need. No right now? Oh, I don't
know if we've established an order for this, but now my name is Tyler
and I will be playing the role of Tama love Hi Jacob, I'm Jacob.
I play the role of Freed, last but not least, the Queen
icon Captain herself. I'm timp and I'll be playing Davy Gnomes. The first
day is Davy. Okay, okay, hold on, before we go even
further. I just heard James say gay right when I said free, I
mean he's correct. Where's where it's where it's correct? And where's a lie?
There is a lie? But I'm over here just like this bitch.
You're you're playing for the gay fer community. Someone's got to represent them.
Someone has to represent iture, ain't me. Fine, Fine, I'll let
my interferry out just just for tonight. There you go, there you go.
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have fun everywhere. Yes, now mint mint is on the pillow and I
declare it is a flavor of freshly mode grassw because who doesn't But who doesn't
like the smell of fresh mode grass? Well, yeah, the smell of
it's good, but the taste of it I don't think tastes so good.
Have you ever had those everything jellybeans that they could be like literally any flavor?
And the grass actually taste pretty decently. No here to all the other
fake flavors. I've never agreed to that. I've had it, yes,
but it stells taste gross. Mm hmm, So Tyler, what happened last
time? Sorry? I was trying to think of the chemical name of the
like the thing that's released whenever you cut grass, like chemical, that's what's
I think it's called hexene, but like it's just like we love the smell
of great blades of grass that have been decapitated. Story. Also the chemical
is for other grass to to know that, like that glass is being attacked.
Like that's like believing what it is. It's like attacked and it smells.
Hey, guys, I just wanted to let you know they were about
to get a freshy mode haircut today at that time to day. Oh no,
as you moan, they're just like a screams, the screams of each
plane. We're going way too much into this and I open it up and
I don't regret it. So Tyler, what happened last time? Alright?
So basically Davy got a ship legally, but then it was like, yeah,
funny thing. Your captain put it on the other side of the island.
You get a week to go get it. So it's weeks two weeks.
I mean as leg as lee as she could. She bought it from
another pirate. Yeah, I mean I was I'm playing that Davy did not
steal this. Oh yeah, that's fair. It was bought with currency.
So now, in a weird twist of the movie rat Race, Davy has
to collect a crew to go and race towards the ship that's going to get
it. Yeah, yep, yeah, that pretty much explains it. Yeah,
but she already had a buddy named Freed, first mate, and they're
in this tavern with all these suckerby and the three who shall not be named.
We have at least three new crew members we have. Is it Caden,
Yes, Caden, Cayden Tama and uh, what is her name?
Lily's scarlet scarlet, She's she is the one that volunteer to be your navigator
to get to the other side of the island because she's obviously she knows how
to this, she knows the she knows how to get to the other side
of the island. So she's gonna be to go that way. Yes,
so she is going to be a navigator. And you all found out,
of course, Kin is married to one of the three that shall not be
named, Cayden. Caden's married to one the three that that shall not be
named or addressed, the youngest of the three. Y'all have a problem with
her. Oh no, I love her, okay, but because she'll beat
your ass if you say otherwise. I know. So where we last left
off, like right before we ended, was Scarlett agreed to lead y'all to
the next uh, to the other harbor town on the island, which actually,
no, I'm gonna say that for the end never mind, So yes,
she say, Well, the first thing in the morning, and starting
first thing in the morning on the next morning, be fourteen days from that
point. At the end of each episode, I will be giving you an
idea. I'll show you all the map so you can see exactly where you
are on the map and towards going towards the harbor town, as well as
a day counter to see how many days they'll take you. So I will
be keeping track on as the day ends, that'll be considered one day and
I'll be and I'll be subtracted from the fourteen So I will be literally keeping
track of all that at the end of every episode, giving you an update,
as well as in the beginning of the following episode. So right now
as we start, it'll be the next morning, y'all stay the night at
the tavern, you get your own rooms. Blah blah blah, all the
lovely shit, and then you'll meet again in the tavern with Scarlett to start
your adventure. So from this point, it'll be fourteen days from now,
So you all come down at your own convenience. We'll say who uns y'all
want to play it out, and who comes down first, and who does
what. A wise, we can just say that everyone comes down within the
first couple hours of morning. See like, everyone's down by like nine nine,
nine thirty. Y'all eat breakfast. Y'all eat some food catered by Miriam,
Miriam Myrtle. Miriam. Oh god, I think of the guests who
Crew Myrtle Myrtle gives y'all basically a nice free breakfast, is Miriam. And
then I was like, oh wait, yeah, guess who crew Thursday's game.
I know, yeah, I'm so worried about him. Don't break him
up. He's dead, He's not like anyway anyway, what no, But
y'all have your breakfast. Y'all meet right outside the front door of said tavern
with Scarlet, and y'all go about your way. Y'all travel through the town.
Y'all see a bunch of different shopkeepers, cottage streets and it's even crowded
in the streets at nine thirty in the morning. Granted you don't really see
the sun that much because y'all are literally inside of the mouth of the cave.
I uh uh, I would like to kiss my lovely wife before we
head out for the day. Oh, it's not for the day, it's
for the rest of your life. I know, the weeks. I'm expecting
it's gonna be the weeks. I'm exact. Okay, Aiden's expecting weeks.
It may end up being the rest of his life. But I don't care.
How are you? How are you gonna do? So you're gonna put
on performance like I'm gonna miss your babe? Are you just gonna go in?
Nope, just just kiss her and then head on out. That's it.
Roll me a dexterity saving throw first roll the night, First roll the
night. Yeah, pop up, it's not give me second, give me
give me a second. This episode is brought to you by technical difficult difficulties.
You ever invited that drag queen? If this sesame street, it'd be
brought to you by the letters I m T come there, we go,
all right, so we'll get first one to five you fail, so as
you kind of lean in to try, and because because you obviously are taller
than her, you kind of lose your footing and you start falling. But
she grabs you and she kind of you know how usually like the guy takes
the girl dipster, because she grabs you in such a way where she's dipping
you and she kisses you. I can just imagine the theme that the employees
of the cavern and be like, oh, only one last night, you
just hear something sucky. Bye, I get I give him a couple more
years for for Davy, just for not Davy, for god David, God
damn it, before she kills him. I give her a couple more years
before she fucking kills him. I give her a month. I give him
a month. Great, there's a whole bedding pool. We've been we've been
together for a good couple of years. But they're like, they're like,
like, we'll give him a couple more years before she kills them, breaks
him in half or some ship. All right, So you do that,
you have your little moment there, hold total dip moment, total kissing,
like yeah, wow, wow, I don't even want to know what goes
on in that bedroom. You really morning, that's horrid uugh F. Fan
fiction writers go crazy, go nut, I give you like, yeah,
so that happens, and you all go about your journey, go through the
city again. It's very bustling for nine thirty in the morning, to the
point where it's like, did y'all did these people even fucking sleep? Y'all?
Crazy? R Did you say that nine thirty is too early? Nine
thirty in the morning. I was applying that nine thirty is too early in
the morning to be doing anything in real life. I get a pep four
in the morning because I hate myself. Nine thirty is not early. Yeah,
nine thirty is really late. What the fuck are you doing sleeping until
nine thirty in the morning. You just wasted half of your day, you
really did. So. Nine thirty in the morning is an hour rich time
for anybody really to be up at about okay, fucking six thirty? Shit,
thank you, that seems more appropriate, thank you. It's like the
sun's hardly up at that point. Nine thirty suns We don't know when the
sun is up until it's too late. You're right, psychos, No,
what's the fucking cave? Well? I mean, I wake up like a
seven thirty eight. But I know people who don't get up on the weekends
past ten, so it's like ten nine thirty too early for most people that
I now, Jesus, because I'm usually up like a seven seven thirty.
Anyway, six thirty fine shit. Oh so it's bustling. People are out
and about. It's crowded for six thirty in the fucking morning. And you're
just like, did these people fucking sleep? No? They did. But
again, there's not a lot of light in here because y'all in the mouth
of the cave, and with it being this early, the sun's coming up,
but like it's not really y'all are being lit by street lights and porches
and stuff. So you know what, it's fair because they have the internal
clock is, you know, now set for such a time, so you
know, maybe they do get up at like three o'clock in the morning.
I hate it here, so so God, what was I gonna say?
So y'all head out, head through the town, the harbor cid Harbor Town
City to the only exit out of the cave other than the ocean, are
you guys? Head to the Oka? What do I call it? Or
ship the fuck uh brimp map. Actually, I'll give y'all the map too.
When are we talking, I was like, wow, the city looks
just like the tavern. Yeah, well, we're not doing anything in the
city wise, but like, I'll show you all the city's map. So
y'all travel through Skull Harbor to the south western part known as the Silent Gate.
That's the only way in and out of the cave other than the ocean.
Otherwise you're going deeper into the cave and deeper in the cave. Eventually
you'll end up in the under dark or Avatira is under dark, so that
should it's gonna be for another day if y'all side a venture in there.
But other wise, y'all head over to the Island Gate and you're basically just
waiting your turn to get out of said city. So I would say,
y'all appear moving y'all further up north while you're still in the city, and
crowds of people are going through the gate and y'all just wait in your turn.
So we what is everyone thinking? What's everyone doing? As everyone's basically
wait in line for the crowd to kind of go through the guards to get
to the other side, the tepically pack up things that that you think that
you're going to need on the way there. Oh, so y'all have trying
to think of how many rations? What's a good amount of rations for two
weeks? About I don't know, fourteen days worth of rations? Oh wow?
Wow? Smart? At least at least for us to eat at least
once a day. Okay, So yeah, y'all have fourteen days worth of
rations for each of y'all. So add that into your character sheet. Do
every information you want with that. Y'all have fourteen days where the rations from
the tavern gifted from the tavern, and y'all packed up all your your essential
stuff weapons. You also, everyone got uh one greater postioning of healing sorry
no, two greater potions of healing each and then three Okay, what's below
greater? Let me put fourteen out? What fourteen rations? Well, it's
only letting me do tentions. Okay, ten rations each, sure, because
you'll be able to hunt and shit. Okay, let me do fourteen Okay,
okay, fourteen fourteen, fourteen days of rations, two greater healing potions
and then what's below greater common regular potion? Oh right, not in real
life. Five e my god, I don't want some some healing emotions.
So you got a portion of healings, y'all have three portions of healing,
and chew greater portions of healing each each each y'all are y'all, y'all are,
y'all would be set, y'all would be good. So you said greater
how many? Two? Greater? Three? Uh? Common or normal healing
portions of healing? Okay because on a website that I'm not going to be
saying because you know, horrible things right now, they only have greater,
Superior and Supreme. There's normal healing, they don't have it. I will
send you a links. I'm using that same site right now. Okay.
Well, because like onlike the inventory is not letting me. Did you go
to manage inventory? Yes, I'm undermanaged inventory and I'm under ad items.
I typed in healing and they've only given and meet greater Superior and Supremean try
try just potion. I put in potion. They're using a different site.
They're not using roll twenty for this or else I would have said roll twenty.
No, I'm using the other site. It's beyond roll twenty beyond,
way way beyond. That's fine. I'll just put I'll put like four greater,
okay, and then just remember two of them will just be two greater
and you get three regular healing. Okay, so I'll just put it also
on hair. Okay, two greater. And are we doing the same rules
that we're doing from guests who to great? Yes? Okay, do you
have that written down? Because I don't have that. It's in my car.
I can run and get it. We'll tell everybody. Well, I
don't know if y'all gonna be using it for the for the session or not.
Probably not, but I can get it after the game and put it
in the go get it after the game. Okay. So y'all got your
potions, y'all got some food, you'll got your weapons, whatever else y'all
want to take with you, and y'all go about your way. So,
yes, sure, we're currently waiting in line, and there is a there's
an old gnome at the frontal line, halting the line because the guards found
explosives, and she's just like, I don't know where they came from.
They're just they're gifts from my grandkids and just holding up the line for some
stupid ship and it's just taking forever to get through. So y'all, just
y'all just waiting, So what's what's everyone thinking, what's everyone doing, how's
everyone feeling? Y'all? Got any questions for Scarlet? As we're waiting?
Hello? Yes, okay, great, all right, I start engaging in
light conversation with Tama. Huh so like, so, h you're a what?
All right? What are you again? Are you referring to my class
or my race? Frightened me? Well, like I say, I'm a
Tobaxy, I'm black tobasy. Are there any off off the off the table?
Are there any signifying characteristics that he ish that Tom is showing that suggests
otherwise? I mean he kind of looks fiend LIONI ish mm hm. And
you don't you don't see his tail, you don't see look like a bay
tail mm hmm. And as you're saying that, it's like, oh yeah
to Bacsi, Scarlett's kind of looking at you and then looks away. She
kind of looks at you up and down. You can tell yourself that uh
hm hmm um hm okay, uh yeah. It is it normal for to
back seas air quote. Uh, to be all black. I'm purely just
curious. Yes, they're We're pretty common become in a variety of colors,
but black is less common. I am from the klan known as the Black
Forest. Huh in the scarlett turns around, Oh the black forest huh.
Interesting anticipate this happening. Okay, Uh, what are some of your skills?
I think I was busy when I when you were talking. Sorry,
just yeah, sorry. Skills is like being a medical doctor. That yes
that I know how to do medicine, but not with chemicals in drugs.
I'm more like I pray for the harm to go away. You're a wishful
thinker. That's the nicest way you could say it. Yes, I'm on
my hearing this conversation, right, Yeah, So I turn, I turned
back to look behind me. Then I look at them. I go,
has has this prayer worked before? Oh? Absolutely? All paladins are former
paladins, I should say, are trained in the art of holy magic.
See see that that that word you just said for Why do you former?
Hmmm? Okay? Girls like, yes, former, you know it was.
I mean that's what it means that you still are? You still a
paladin or were you just? Are you not anymore and you just decided to
change jobs. I'm just I'm I'm blatantly curious. I still fight like a
paladin. I just don't follow the order anymore. Okay, do you still
get blessings from your god? Do you even have a god? Yes?
And at the table, I still haven't figured out a decent god that'd be
to worship right now because there's so many and I don't know what's most aligned
with the vengeance. Yeah, vengeance. I already gave you a h there
is give me the obvious choices, yes, give choice the Laura bit like,
there's the obvious choice of off the table, of course is the obvious
choice of Lilith. And you can go back and you can do the whole
dynamic between Lilith and pepper Jack of God of death and salvation, damnation and
salvation. You could go that route. Or there's another deity that is hot
ass mess. Uh. Her name is not to be spoken ever. No,
that's not me just being stat being like fun that bitch. That's like
just in general her name as that god that her name is very much like
like he who shall be shall be named who shall not be named like she's
a very taboo yeah person, she's the evil eye. You say her name,
she has tendency to look at you. Oh yes, I did.
And you don't want her gazing upon you, barbaras, move us on.
There's also the if you go into the primorial gods, I mean, you
could also be Also you can do the morning Star, the god of the
celestials. Yea heaven because he would I would say he would probably do well
with vengeance. You can also do some of the primorial gods, like the
primorial goddess of life and light would be a good one if you're more vengeance
on the like good side of things, or if you want to go in
the darker side of things. There's also Soul, the primari godess of death.
In darkness, you got options. Try to find Soul fere Okay,
So if you go to the tab with the campaign to Lore at the very
bottom, you'll see the children of ordering chaos out or you know, you
can just roll the D twenty and then do what you roll and then go
with that god the gods and souls listed for that, but then when you
look above that for more details of what the gods are I don't see soul
listed all right, So if you go to on the listing of gods right
above the holy symbols of the gods, you'll see the list of gods and
the primorial gods right there, Rander, Lilith, guy sub Damnation. You'll
see primorial gods, the children, Order of Chaos. Yeah, Soul,
it's hard to see. It was stuck near z O. Are you're fine,
primorial goddess of death and darkness, mother of monsters. You have another
good one would be Winter, which is permanent goddess of life and light.
So it depends on which side of vengeance are you are you doing. Are
you doing more vengeance up for like a selfish manner or for a righteous manner?
Are you doing it for selfish reasons? Are you doing it for like
I guess it just depends on what what you're doing for a tug between like
altruistic vengeance and selfish vengeance, or whichever god is okay with you give any
mass genicide, that's totally fine. I know one. I know one that's
okay with me you causing you, she would be awful. You can also
do sorrows. You would not be okay with the side. He would not,
but he would be. I think he would take in a ve paladin,
a vengeance order, a vengeance though for a vengeance for a different reason.
But if you want to be you could be pulled between the sisters of
life and death because I think, because I kind of like the idea that
you were, that you be pulled between two different gods. You mean like
Winter and soul. Yeah, okay, because like the pedal order would make
sense that the plants would work Winter. And then the soldier shows up later
and it's like, aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to
mess it up? Or do you just want to go? Do you want
to mess ship up? Then? Have I got the solution for you?
Hold on, I have a meme for that. But then the general But
yes, if you want to do uh, be pulled between the oldest sister
and the youngest, the oldest child and the youngest soul in winter be my
guest Soul. Now, soul is not necessarily evil, just because your darkness
and debt and representation of darkness and death doesn't mean your evil. But your
vengeance could lean more in her direction, and she might deem you as somebody
to watch over, and she set her eyes on you as well as Winter,
So so keep that in mind. Just because Soul is the representation of
darkness and death doesn't make her necessarily evil, So trying to keep that her
a little more on the vague side. It would be an interesting meta game.
I'll be playing my own karma system. Yeah, yeah, the family,
your choices to be pray to a god eldest side, which one comes
to you, which could be interesting. Are you tired of being nice?
Don't just want to go at it? That's a whole ass meme. By
the way, that's a mood that's not for anybody who's still on the ancient
hell site that is known as Tumblr. That shit still floats around nice.
Did you just want to go to so cool? So mark that as a
note to yourself, Tyler, that you worship the You're kind of you're kind
of teeter tottering between primorial guys of life and death, Soul and Winter.
Now, for those of you who haven't listened to the episode for the Lore,
please go do so. I go in more detail with the primorial deities
as well as the other deities of this game. But soul is more like
fink moleficent but not as evil. That kind of gives you an idea of
what the appearance is. Kind of cross team a love the sin Aris Arris
from Sindbad that the flowiness of Airess with like the immense power of like malefacent
but not as evil as the two people think she's evil, but she's not
necessarily what people think she is. He's misunderstood. Its chaos mm hmm.
And then uh, Winter snow white. They have like the most like snow
white image you can think of person person and that's pretty much that because the
Primorial gods are based on were inspired by fairy tale characters. Okay, because
the Fables rendition of snow white, we're gonna go with that. Yes,
I need to read you has snow white, you see fit that will be
the image that that works. There's those two for any of those who want
who else want to know the Altha Auth and Zerra are twins that represent Alice
Alice in Wonderland and Tweedlede and tweedled dumb and shit. So that's a whole
Alice in Wonderland thing going on there too. Anyway, back to the game.
So cool. You got your two d T s right here. Yes,
yes, Now, if you choose to disclose the gods that you worship
or you teeter tottered between, that's that's up to you. If you want
to disclose that, you do have symbols for both. So for soul you
would have a symbol of a red spider lily, and then for Winter you
would have a snowflake with a heart in the center of it. So you
would have both symbols on you. But whichever one you're talking to, is
one of them will the one will glow that you're going to be talking to.
So, but that's up to you. If you want to disclose a
different that that you're kind of worshiping your hat between two deities. Okay,
I think I will establish it to be I've been found by two gods.
First was from the Order, the second one was shortly after I left.
And then when it comes to actually telling them, I'll just say I worshiped
one for a Now, Okay, that works. So, yeah, do
you still worship a god or something? Yeah? Yeah. Her name is
Winter. She is a goddess of light and life and for as a blood
counter. I wouldn't. I'm going to have your role. You would know
who Winter is, Okay, Burna, the Mother of Mortals, as she's
also known, got it? Yeah, yeah, So continue on from there,
and Scarlett, huh, he's back Winter. I haven't heard that name
in a while. Okay, just just curious about agra silence. Oh,
just curious as all you know, Like, no, it's cool. I
just didn't want to say so back at the tavern because there was too many
ears listening, and some people don't like Winter. That's true, people,
there's there's also lots of ears out here that we're waiting to get out of
the city. So let's be small intellect readings taking up so long? Why
wasn't lying so long? What taking up from? I don't know if why
would I say, like that? Is it still the old lady and like
the weird Yes? Is she right in front of us now? She's like
four or five, she's like five people in front of y'all. She like
the persons like I have a coupon for one dollar off? Like that doesn't
the fly here? No, she's not being a Karen, She's not.
She's hopelessly confused. Okay, she accidentally grabbed like her grandson's stuff, and
he is an explosive maker, explosives maker, and he actually she actually grabbed
a whole thing of like grenades, potatoes or some ship. Okay, but
this is coming out of the city, right, yes, laming the city.
Okay, So can I I want to step out, and I'm going
to go up to customs. I guess, okay, and I go,
I'm sorry, but what exactly is the problem here? And one of the
guards turned their head, looks around like it looks down and sees Gnomes the
guard. The guard is not anme, the old idea is so so the
guard looks over to her says, oh, there's an issue with this lovely
lady and her bag of explosives that we are not allowing to leave this town
because obviously I'm not about to send explosives to another city or wanting to confiscate
these. But she is obviously not having it. She's like, I want
I want my back back, ma'am. There's literal bombs in here. We're
not giving them to you, you know, Okay, I don't care.
So so Davy Davey kind of like scratches that I kind of like scratch behind,
like like the neighbor of my net right and I go right. So
you're more worried about I'm just gonna say it's contraband. I don't know what
your term is fought. But you're more worried about it going into out of
the city than going into it. Wouldn't you be worried about into the city
not leaving it. Yes, we're obviously worried about both, but we don't
want the bombs to be set off a neighboring town and potentially starts a war.
And and what she's using it for self protection between travel in between cities.
What if she's a miner and then somebody in the background who needs a
bomb for self for protection. You don't make scary monsters, you idiots,
And you don't want and you don't you want your fucking business. Yeah,
yeah, it's on the back. Wow, did you telling somebody their own
business when you're up there not minding yours. I'm trying to help while you're
just standing around complaining one No one know, you know, it's just like,
yes, but what would this little old lady be be You're really worried
about a little old lady I'm sorry, rules or rules? Is there any
way that we could, I don't know, spring like take her out of
the line so we can keep the line going. Yeah. Isn't there like
a separate area for that or something like a holding area for cases? Yes?
Yes, but we're a bit understaffed because you know, there's a little
war going along going around with a bunch of bandits going attacking towns, including
this one. So there's the gods a very slim right now. So if
you can go back to your spots in line, we would get through this
as quickly as possible and get you out. Thank you. You're saying that
a whole city of five thousand, five thousand impact people went to war against
bandits. We can measly bandits that the entire town's resources, all the resources,
are going against a formal war against bandits when the bandit's is taken over
towns and add it to their kingdom that they're working for. Yes, you
wanted to take care of it, care of it? Well, hold on,
hold on, we only have two weeks, right, so what if
this takes up a fucking week? So I turned to the old lady and
I said, and I saw it and I start speaking to her Gnomish.
Yeah, and I and I asked her and I go, ma'am was like,
is there anyway because they're saying that you have bombs? Are you shoulder?
They're not bombs or potatoes. They're not bombs, and they're holding one.
It's obviously a bomb, not a potato. And I go, mom,
did you perhaps accidentally grab the wrong bag on your way out today?
No? I most certainly didn't. She walks over, grabs, grabs one
of the potatoes. Quo, it's a potato. See. She throws it
into the distance, lands in the bush too far, and explodes potato oh.
As she stops and she's like what. Oh, She's like that,
yes, yes, those potatoes are bursting with flavor. No, you don't
understand what she's saying. She's speaking of Nomish unless you no, that was
outside commentary. She's like a, oh, I don't, ma'am. The
phone bag, oh gosh, silly me. She takes the bag and she's
like, oh, I'm so sorry, guards, you're, you're, you're,
I'm so sorry everybody. She's just just just for like five minutes apologizing
as she walks back through the line, back into the city. How genuine
does she look? She's a little lady. But Karen's can get as old
as time if they want to. I'm aware, Bradley, if you want
to, if you want to check to an insight check. But also,
you know, like Karens wouldn't apologize for being wrong, they would just storm
off angry. Not not all the time. Oh no, the Karens that
I've dealt with, they're like, well this is a stupid route anyway,
and then they leave. I'm like, okay, bye, I don't even
worry about you. H Are you rolling insight? I am, it's just
being slow, just taking Okay, I roll inside. Sure you can roll
inside to anyone can roll inside if they decide they feel it. Did he
go through? No? Yes? Yes, all right? So uh Tiff
and uh Bradley your characters? All right? So you two? Uh,
since you rolled pretty high for insight? Oh well not free? Free does
not notice free? Do you just think this is a nice little lady who
just mixed up her bag but maybe her grandson for potatoes? Get the carts?
Yeah, everyone else? You as you as you see her walking through
the crowd, apologize taking the bag as she gets to a certain point,
she kind of turns around. She gives like a mean, ugly look,
and she's like and she kind of humps and walks off, meaning she was
kind of employing that she was trying to get out of the city with these
bombs to do god knows what. Okay, worry about that later, and
she sppears in the crowd, and y'all go through the line. Who put
a pin in that on her way back? Oh? No, no,
no, okay, And then like as a lie continues moving the line in
all ladies split and then it's your guys turn. Yeah, So as a
as a line continues going forward, I look behind me to the person who's
like, why don't you mind your business? And I kind of whatever,
this lends like equivalents of of flicking someone off? Is I do that?
As we leave the gates? You bite your bite, you you're flicking at
them. Oh yeah, ooh, you're like the top of your teeth.
Very Shakespearean, Yeah, very my thumb at yee because you know I know
that. Yeah, So y'all are next, and they're like, so,
what where are you gonna be venturing off to? Oh? Fuck, let
me, let me give you I have it ships have chips haven. Why
why? Because I have bought a ship and it's you bought a ship.
It's over the okay she they're kind of just looking at you, looking at
you, up and down, everybody up and down. Okay, yell seem
clear. Nimba, I swear every time, young man, why is that
the guard? No, that's my that's the DM to his cat. I
was gonna say, if that's the guard, I'm like, oh, throw
that in there. We should. Oh yeah, there's a cat. There's
a three like a cat hops about and just me and the guards like a
nimba. Every time I'm trying to work why and she's like, you should
do it? How cartman does it with milk with his cat. Shut that,
ma baby, get out all right? So everyone goes through, goes
through the gate promptly and without any hitch, and y'all go about your journey.
Now for sure, y'all come out to the other side. You see
some they call it what they call it traders, traders and other people coming
into the city. You see people coming in with their carriages and they're horritis
and whatever else. So as you're coming, as you're leaving, people are
coming in. There's a good constant flow because it's the only exit outside the
cave without going deeper into the cave than taking the ocean. So of course
it's gonna be a little crowded. Gott y'all get out and scarlet as y'all
are walking past down the road getting further out into the cities. Girl,
it's like, okay, so there's a few warnings while well we start our
travels. There are gonna be some concerns that some problems that we can have
to having problems with. But that is hopefully not gonna be arkansann as you
can see, there are gonna be there are particilarly gonna be monsters, elementals,
creatures about, so be on your lookout. Don't let your God down.
Of course, they're like the God was complaining about. There are bandits
about taking stuff from money, mostly near the larger cities, the capital,
the harbor cities, and in and out of pretty much the towns you might
come across the bandits that expect a toll or tacks to get through. We'll
deal with those if we come across them. And now what they were talking
about wasn't really abandoned but they just kind of level they kind of just labeled
them as abandoned. There's a kingdom, foreign kingdom that has come to this
island and claimed it as their own. Obviously that didn't stand with the capital
and a lot of the residents here, so they've been there's been constant back
and forth between this said kingdom and the Harbor. The Arbor. Of course,
there's been a major issue that they've taken part They've taken or taken some
villages and towns, but hopefully we shouldn't have to deal with any of that
as we travel over to the second side, the second Harbor city. Most
of that trouble is over in the capitol, which is up the mountain.
But again, hopefully we won't have to deal with any of that. Last
I hood, they haven't come down south yet, they haven't reached as far
down south, so we should be fine. So I don't think that were
talking about them necessarily. But there are a bunch of bandits robbing people and
stuff as you're traveling about. Because it's as far as creatures, this is
the season of the migration for the Oh god, I'm trying to think of
their name. Would I have them named as fuck shit, not a phoenix.
Okay, let's keep it vague them. There's a flock of birds that
migrate to this island at this time of year, and they're basically chickens on
fire, as I like to call them, and they flock and cause wild
fires wherever they go, so that could be a potential issue as well traveling
through the island. So be wary of that fire chickens. I call them
fire chickens, but they're more like they're tor chicks. They're tor chicks.
Oh, They're like, it doesn't matter. Hopefully we don't have to come
across them little fucking nuisance birds that cause fires. So nonetheless we should be
fine. Everything. Once she goes smoothly, I've already planned out to a
route. Everything should be a oh okay, DM file, final lass words.
She stands one foot out. She explodes, Well, got a new
tracker, she did? Wait, how did that old lady get out?
Oh? Oh my god. So she's like, okay, So the first
ever we're gonna be going through is the Singing Plains. There's the first section
we're going through. We're gonna avoid the two cities, the two towns,
and here the New Crest Hill and as and as more. We're gonna avoid
those days and heads straight to the Singing River and then we need a cross
said river, and then from there we need to go into the Whispering Fields
and make way west. That's just the plan, all right, we gotta
go west. Cool, Yep, you gotta wins the capital again. We
shouldn't have any major issues. Dell Hutz is to the north northeast from where
we're at on top of King's Peak, so everything should be fine unless I
all want to take a tea two which to the capital and see the largest
city on the island for whatever reason, I don't know why would. And
Michelle has some business over that. Y'all have any business over that? No,
No, nope, nope, not that I know of. No,
not not, not that I know of either, nope. Mm hmmm.
Lovely. Uh. So as as she's walking, she's just going over more
creatures as uh, there's some horrors about. There's some legends. Apparently there's
a legends of fox folk running around here or what they call can y'all not
cats there? I just hear. Are they're not quarrying each other like cat
Oreo. You're like two times the size of a three legged fur ball.
Can y'all just like chill thatw out? Thank you damn cats? Oh get
together? So where was I? Yeah, she's gone over different creatures and
stuff, legends about the fox folk and how they like to lure travelers and
devour them, vow their souls, leaving their body their husks, soul as
husks behind. Why Why do I get a sense that's a little exaggerated.
Well, those are just legends, of course, have you I never come
across one, so I can't tell you, I for shure if that is
the case, or if they're even Outia for that matter. But that's supposedly
what some travelers have said. There's also there's also a town that a legend
of a town that doesn't necessarily exist, at least on the maps. It
doesn't, but people say it does. It's it's a town that I guess
legend goes it used to be a mining town and then and then it wasn't
give me one second. I need to fight these cats. These cats want
to catch his hands. Hold on, what the are y'all doing? Can
y'all, chilly ladies and gentlemen, We will be right back after these short
messages. You got to go there and baby sit those kittens. Hi Billy
May's hair? Are you struggling with your pussies? Christ it's a rhetorical question,
but so it's gonna be watching the TV like, yes, I struggle
imintally. Okay, these cats caught these hands, all right, Future Devon,
this is where you, you know, action, don't tell the features
Devon what to do? Future? Do it? Look bid? That's future
Devon. Sure is how I'm gonna listen to you, Jacob. Okay,
anyway, she's just going over all the legends and spooky stuff out here.
Again. She's like, you have nothing to worry about. Everything's gonna be
fine. So basically we're sticking to the back to west. Yes, go,
let's go. If we got nothing else to do, Yeah, let's
go. So it goes, travel travels down and she doesn't even turn back
to y'all, and she says, if you hear somebody, do you hear
someone screaming or calling your name in the middle of the night, do not
acknowledge it. Do not go to it. Petenda, didn't happen, You
didn't hear nothing. Why don't stress that can't stress that enough why you don't
want to know anyway. So y'all, so we all go traveling amongst our
journey with her. She's gonna be rolling us our Bible check to determine if
we get if everyone gets too, it is the spot, okay, feline,
so six So Scarlett rolled the sixteen. So you guys are traveling briskly
and without any issues or interruptions. They all traveling through these planes that have
a several trees of to do out. You're all traveling along a stone path,
nothing too significant that you hear birds in the distance, while regular wildlife
nothing like oh shit, no bandits and other people. It's just it's just
us along the pathway. So as we are walking along the pathway free is
like going back and forth up and down the path sniffing. Okay, And
we're not talking. I'm not talking like he's just like walking on two feet.
I'm talking like he actually dropped all fours and just sniffing around. Oh
okay. And Scarlett turns ahead and she's like, oh, what's he doing.
He's uh doing dog things like how a dog people do? H huh.
I've never been I've never been on land for very for this long before
it's exciting. So you're so you're saying you have you spend more time on
the sea than you did on land pretty much? Okay, for how long?
Uh? For as long as I can remember? I don't know,
Davy, how old am I? Uh tiff is m I at the moment?
Oh, I don't know. Just give it your best guess. Uh,
maybe about twenty for as long as I can remember. Okay, mm
hmmm hm. Was there was there something interesting about the sea that you stayed
there? Or was it kind of more like I'm just part of the ship
now, da da da kind of thing? Well, before Davy bought the
ship, I wasn't really allowed to leave. Yes, keep it vague,
Keep it very vague. What do you what do you mean you weren't allowed
to leave? That word allowed? Uh mean? And I don't know how.
I don't know how else to explain it. Captain's orders stay on the
ship all times. Were you more like a pet that just could happen to
talk? Uh? Well, you know there's a word for it, but
I can't remember. Maybe okay, Uh, Davy, do you have any
comments about this conversation? What all of the conversation. Have I heard the
whole thing? Yeah, it's uh. He's asking how old was Freed,
and uh, because Free was like, oh, this is the first time
I've been on land for this long. And he's like, why were you
on a pirate ship? And Fred was talking about how he was not allowed
to leave, and he was like, why what do you mean you weren't
allowed to leave? Okay, Tavy just goes he was a slave mate.
Ah, Okay, that got it all right? Cool? Yeah, got
it? Yeah, Okay, who came with the ship? I wanted kind
of like a package deal in a way. I wasn't told that I was
going to be getting him, and I don't like the idea of slaves.
I told him that I don't own him, he could do whatever he wanted,
and that he's great. But he's choosing to stay with you, I
guess, so, okay, just curious about and Scarlett turns her head over
to Tama, what's your story? I left? It was like I joined
a paladin order to try and do some good, and I found corruption because
they were embezzling funds and misappropriating donations from the people. And I've left to
find another calling and what calling is that? Piracy? Oh? It was
like one word piracy. Mhm, Tamma rolled me a insight check or let
me see that would be oh? Actually rolled me a would it be insie
our orcanna? They wasn't I trying to figure out? I don't want to
tell you because I would give it away. Hmm. Roll yeah, you
know what, Roll me and we'll do an insight. Roll me an insight
okay, Oh yeah, you see nothing. There is something that does catch
your eye with Scarlet, but you're not quite sure what. Like something seems
familiar, not necessarily about her, like you don't know her, but like
something about her seems very very familiar. You just can't quite put your finger
on it. I think I see you're going with this, and I will
say no more. Oh okay, and carols like interesting and she likes and
you turns over to the blood hunter. Oh what's your story? Oh well,
m hm uh. My name's kayden Uh. I have a beautiful wife
who I adore, I love very much, and Cossey knows where I am
and who I love with fiery passion like leg she's not here. You know,
you don't have to do all that. I really like my wife.
I do love her, just huh. She can get a little mistrusting sometimes,
so essentially I have to simp up in her face. Oh shit,
Okay, because sometimes, you know, like, I'm really thankful for the
job I have because I essentially have to take I have to take contracts to
go out and search slay things that go bump in the night. We'unter okay,
uh yeah, Hunter, Yeah, yeah, I'm a blood hunter.
Do you do. Yeah, we're just we're trying this new thing to where
we're not trying to begin with blood because I can set some people off apparently,
so we're just sticking to Hunter right now. You know what it?
Yes, I'm a blood hunter. Yes, what do you do? Okay?
Okay, part of the there's an order here on the island, one
of the four orders across the entire world, and I just happen to be
part of them. Ah okay, yes, yes, I see your order
walking about, or the or or the orders and other hunters walking about.
So okay, I haven't. You're the first one I've talked to and probably
ever since the Valance Island actually, because they keep like they keep to themselves.
Yeah, that's most of them. That's most. I'm not that I
tend to not keep to myself clearly, but yeah, so I just just
happens said, I have a contract on the way to where we're picking up
this ship boat still buzzing the details, but yeah, so hey, okay,
And then skull looks over the davy and you outside of your ship.
What's your story? As I have obviously hunting to go into this, going
to ship, probably get your ship. I want to raise on a ship,
grew up on another one. There's not much else. Always been on
a pirate ship. My entire life. Ah interesting, interesting mm hmmm,
y'all seem like a very interesting bunch, says sarcastically. I mean, I
don't know what. Sarcastically she goes like, I don't know what else she
wants for me. I don't have that big of a a grand life.
Yeah, not a lot of us do. Hm hmm. But do you
feel that your journey is just beginning? That's not so much. But God
say it so that not some omniscient foreshadowing whatsoever. I don't like that.
All right, so y'all go about your journey. So right now, it's
about say, eleven o'clock. They all stop for some food, and y'all
enjoy the nice fresh air. It's it's nice to cool out, a nice
gingle breeze as y'all continue on your journey through the rest of the rest of
the day. So at a certain point we're going to kind of fast forward
a little bit. Y'all come across this little concave where you guys will be
taking up camp for the night. For your first night here, there's a
fire in the center in this little pit here in a little there's a little
so this like a little concave. It's like a little cliff side on the
right hand side of the pathway and inside of it in one of the along
the little cliffs side there's a little concave. So your cays are kind of
could be very well hidden, depending on how you place your bags and such.
So you guys kind of sit there, build up, put up a
fire, and of course food. If anyone wants to go hunting, you
may roll for it to do. Oh god, what would that be?
Survival? Survival? Roll me a survival check. If you're going to go,
everyone's gonna go hunting for some food, stay and rations. Sure,
I'll go on the hunt. Okay, So Tamara, Tam, Tama and
our blood hunter will go on. I'll go on one too, sure,
all three of you. Yeah, leave the girls behind. Leave the girl
is behind. Seventeen seventeen gold on there we go. Come on, seriously,
Oh, I'm more adept to hunting monsters than I am just regular.
When you when you go tag along with Tama and with Tama, and then
you all go, guys, come back with some rabbits, some bird free.
You come back with some oh god, fish, because there's a pond
not too there's a big old nice like a small lake not too far,
so you get some fish or vice versa. I don't care. So you'll
come back some fish, bird and rabbit, and you'all cook at monks the
fire and you all we are now having our first night of traveling. Uh
A, is what is everyone talked about? Along the Is anyone saying anything?
So I camp fire, I do start going into a story about this
one about my first monster I hunted in order to be involved in the order,
about how big it was, how scary it was at the time,
and it was this weird. It was this weird, five limbed mound of
flesh with one single eye and a huge row of teeth with a tentacle sipping
sticking out at the top of it. It was super weird and gross and
we had to find a nasty place to find in the sewers. It was.
It was awful. It was like just essentially like, So I say
that and be like top that for your grossy story. Well, I put
a food off to the side. I am no longer hungry. Okay,
as you guys are conversating, you noticed that scarlet is not a round.
Last time someone saw uh, roll me a D twenty. Everybody determined who
last saw scarlet? The four is Was there a specific modifier you want to
see you? Nope, just a flat twenty Well twenty D twenty. Well,
I don't think it popped up mine's of fifteen. There we go,
oh twenty fifteen. Okay, so the number was that I chose was a
fourteen, which they want to get fourteen? Oh, right on the fourteen.
Okay, Tommy, you got fourteen. You saw, of course,
as you were hunting, you did see the small I'm not too far a
good less than five minute walk from here. Uh you saw scarlet head in
that direction? You're assuming she went to go to the little watering hole or
you don't know what reason, but she was heading in that direction. You
assume that's where she is. As you guys are now discussing like who's going
to take the first watch? And of course I'm sure, yeah that's when
that that's why it comes up. Where's scarlet? Has anyone seeds scarlet towards
some small lake I saw earlier? That's weird, spoy beach, check up
on herbe you're really weird. We lost our navigator. Wow, you lost
your navigat on the first night. Wow, y'all she could be. I
don't think it'd be a good idea for you to follow her? Uh you
all here? Uh? Low? A high pitched scream come from the distance.
Well now I think now we all need to go follow her. So
everyone rolled me a. I'm trying to see, all right, who wants
to go? Who wants to be the first one, first one to run
out there in that direction? Oh? Freed? Okay? Bad? Oh?
I was going to head out too. Well, I mean, you'll
be on top. I assume you're on top of Freid, right, Yeah,
I just like grab, I just just pick up Davy and just toss
around my shoulder. Okay, So as you guys are running and everyone's following
after dirt, oh dot, do you see come up to the watering hole?
As you see her in the water what looks to be bathing. Her
clothes are on the shore and she's in the water, obviously naked. You
see a water elemental coming off the water and she's trying to swim away from
it. But Tama, she sees obviously she looks in your directness. She
sees y'all for a split second, you see nine what looks to be tails
around her that vanish. No one else sees it, but Tama, you
notice it for a split second. You see what is like You're like,
where's that? Did I accidentally see something? Sensitive? Sensitive? Nine foxtails?
Yeah? Nine foxtails is what you see, long, flowy, bright
red tails that vanished as y'all were coming through the bush. But you saw
it, just your locked eyes on them, on her a few seconds for
everyone else did so you noticed them before they vanished. And everyone rolled me.
So we're gonna to our first initiatives. All right, Hold up,
don't do that until I get the counter ready. All right, everybody roll
roll some initiatives. We have to click on her character. Yeah, click
on the character and then roll. Got it? Hey, I got one
better. Oh it didn't go through. Damn it. Stop. My mouse
is doing things and I don't want to do all right. Oh wamm wow,
tastes like purple. And then last night we need Scarlet to rolls.
I have a character sheet for her role initiative. Oh damn, her initiative
sucks. H all right, uh, and then we do Sunday. We
need to go descending. All right. First up is for read What are
you doing? So you see this large water elemental coming out of the lake.
Oh my god, like, oh my god. So okay, large
water elemental coming out of the lake, and Scarlett is right there in the
middle. Right, Yes, she's trying to swim the shore, but she
is stuck in the current of the water elemental. She's kind of stuck at
the moment. Okay, well, let me see what I can do.
I don't really have much long really any long range weapons. I mean,
when in doubt, one in doubt, I am going to jump into the
rip, into the pond, and I'm gonna try to go grab her.
All right, So you got so you have movement speed is what thirty?
Yeah? All right, so move your thirty feet and see if you can
make it to her this turn. Let's see. Oh yeah, I can
make her mhmm. So yeah I can. I can totally get to her.
Alrighty. I'm trying to pull up my stats for my water elemental.
So I had the thing monster, where are you? Did not take water?
All right? Got it? Okay? Alrighty, So you got to
her. So if you're trying to pull her up out of the tied of
the water elemental, roll me competing strength, strength or athletics checks. So
whoever has a higher score, you can get your role for strength, playing
strength, or you can do athletics, whichever one you'd like. Streak for
athletics. Why am I not seeing it on my skills? Oh? There
it is? You to fourteen? Oh yeah, you do not beat that.
So you cannot pull. You're pulling and you're talking, but you can't
get Scarlet out of the grip of the current. That would be your action
for the turn. Okay, do anything else. I'm just gonna keep hold
of her. Okay, got her, Yeah, you got hold of her.
You just can't get her out of the grip of the current. Alrighty,
that's gonna be the end of your turn. Next up, Kaden,
Uh yeah, what are you going to do? Yeah, so I'm going
to pull out a light crossbow that I have and let's see ranges eighty feet.
Okay, we're good. We are well within eighty feet I imagine.
Okay, yeah, oh nope, here we go. Yeah, well with
an eighty feet So I'm going to comma, I'm going to use my crossbow
to hit or attempt to hit. Okay, uh, sixteen to hit with
a light crossbow. Sixteen does hit? Go ahand roll damage great, he
takes or it takes four points of damage, has resistance so it is halved.
All right? Doing anything else since that was my act, that was
my action, Yes it was. I'm gonna I'm just gonna stick it to
the shoreline kind of get his attention. Okay, move, I need you
to move over here so we can see. I'm gonna move up over here,
all right, see you long long. So you're run along the shoreline
trying to get its attention, and you fire your uh for an arrow at
it, and you do get attention. It flies through it obviously, but
it does take some damage. So it's gays does kind of turn to you,
Kaden, yep, that be your turn? Are right, Davy,
you're up cuckock. Coo coo coo. So I'm going to cast shatter on
it because I don't have anything else shatter. Oh okay, so I'm going
to cast a shatter m all right. I needed to do a constitution save
all right, yes for con and they fail fail so they take full damage
of sixteen thunder damage. Oh, I mean all I did was but I
didn't even roll my I didn't roll to the effect. Oh, because you
still have to make that say. I mean I did it for you,
I guess. So yeah, sixteen okay, sixteen points of thunder damage.
It did not It did not enjoy that good. You made it angry.
It's now turned to you. And that's a loud roar as the water kind
of part kind of parts as it's roars. So the waters like splashing everywhere,
the waves in this light get more vicious. I roar, I roar
back there are all right, Yeah, that's gonna have I can't really right.
Next, I don't have any bonus actions. Next up is the water
elemental so the water elemental, what can you do? Mm hmm lovely.
It's going to move closer to are the shore is one, get as close
as it can ractually is gonna get close to Freed and Scarlet. So it
kind of rushes up and then it raises up its hand and slams down on
to Freed. Uh, Freed, I'm gonna do a roll twenty seven.
I got it, alrighty, So that is going to be a lower of
the there you go. Does a nineteen hit? It does? It does,
so you take one D eight plus four for damage eight points a bludgeting
damage. And then it raises its hand again to attack a second time.
Is a twenty one hit it does? He sounds so upset over right,
ten points of bludging damage so eighteen points yep. And then off of my
cherry damn cat. See all right? So then it's going to try and
grapple you. Get you into the current, like Scarlet, So roll me
a strength saving throw. You pass so you were not caught in the current
like Scarlet. Stell all right and that'll be the end of it's turn.
Next up is Scarlet. Scarlet is just not happy. She is not happy
that everyone's seen her naked, and she's just she just won a bath and
she's pissed. So she's gonna look towards the fire elemental and she is going
to cast what old do I have? Yeah, moonbeam at it inscription of
that it needs to make a constitution saving throw D twenty plus four and it
fails, so she is so it has taking ten points of radiant damage to
the face. And then she's going to try to escape from the grip of
the current. Let's see what's the there we are and she fails. Well,
she is still stuck in the current and it actually sends her for sends
her further away from freed. She's like, ah, she's almost kind of
going the motion of a whirlpool and kind of just travels along in a circle.
Next up is Tama, mm hm, I can only really do one
thing from my hair. Uh huh, let me announce m bliss you blessed
there bless up to three creatures of your choice with un range. Whenever a
target makes an attack roll or saving there before the spell, and the target
can roll a D four add the number roll to the attack roll or saving
throw. All right, so everyone has the pretty much has the in front
of me. I don't think three you reach Cayden though. All right,
so Davey, Freed and Scarlett have the have the uh the help of bliss.
Would that be your turns? And I would have gotten bless, bless
bliss, bless, bless, bless, bless, same word, but yeah,
bless. All right, next up, Freed, you are up again
top of the round. All right, okay, I'm gonna go I'm gonna
go back to Scarlett again. I'm see if I can pull her out.
Uh Ramaki's strength saving through to try to get out of the current because you're
stuck from moving anywhere, and said, no, actually no, you're not
in near mind. I forgot you passed that near mind. You're not sucking
the current unlike her. Okay, hey, so yeah, you get some
up turned and this time I'm doing athletics. Check, all right, doing
athletics. See if you can get her freedom. Nope, she's still stuck
in the current because the number debat for that to worry about. But yeah,
it's not loving. So she is still stuck in the current. But
you do have a hold of her from keeping going under. If she ever,
if she ever decides to try to drag her under cool do anything else?
Alrighty, next up, Kaden. Yeah, okay, so let's see
I didn't get a detention really much. Uh, it's keeping an eye on
you, but right now it seems preoccupied with Freed and Scarlet. Currently got
it, got it, got it? Got hmm. Okay, sure,
let's do this. I'll free action. Okay, I'll switch weapons, all
right, to the lawn sword that I take out for my back and the
dagger I take out from my thigh. All right, and we will let's
see what but dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Blood
hundred things, blood, hundred things, bathing the blood, bathing the blood
in his blood. I gotta remember all this shipm okay, Oh right,
I took that feet okay, so uh Crimson right extra right, okay,
cool? Yeah, So I'm gonna how deep is it? Will it be
difficult to rain from like where Freed and Scarlett are at, It'd be like
seven feet for me. But for me to get to the elemental, you'll
probably you'll get to the elemental, you'll probably be like in a seven foot
eight foot deepness. M m, So you would have to swim a little
bit. I know you're like, what six foot something? Five foot?
Yeah, six foot six foot? Wait, because apparently height matters six foot
even six foot all right, so there'd be about foot foot and a half.
Uh, that's deeper than your height. So yeah, water around mentals
and I don't mix. But if I were to travel into the water,
would it be difficulty? You would consume? No, I would say,
I'll let you. I would let you swim over to it. Oh okay,
cool? Yeah why not? Yeah? So let me distant. I
will just get there. Okay, great, So I run in and then
it goes swimming in and then I will start attacking. If this is probably
the right idea, I'm like, ah, that's a thing that's not my
contract. But that's the thing I gotta take care of that. There's people
in danger. Clearly it's attacking. Maybe I don't know. Ah hit okay,
So I'm going to attempt to attack with my lawn sword first, all
right, go for it. Sixteen to hit with a long sixteen does hit?
Okay? And this is one handed, so I am going to be
doing the one D eight damage. Uh, it's it's okay. I rolled
for one hand it's two damage, so it would be one damage gray grey,
okay, all physical damage. Is it has a resistance too, of
course it does, and then bonus action because of two weapons fighting. I
attempt to hit with my uh the dagger thing. Okay, No, this
is a regular dagger. Yeah, just a regular old dagger and it misses.
Uh so I hate it. It didn't do a lot. I'm like,
oh, I'm in water, my movers are restricted m hmm, and
I'm in it's territory. Uh huh yeah, okay from another best idea.
Uh uh, that's what's her all right, davy? Uh misnowns what you're
doing? Okay, cool? Cool, I'm gonna cast Tasha's hideous laughter.
Oh you are? Okay, Yeah, so she's gonna go. She's gonna
go, oh I, what's a pirate's favorite letter? And she and the
she like waits a second and she goes. You might think it's our but
their first love is always say she cast a spell and she fails and they
fail. Yeah, it fails. That hurt. Yeah that does damage.
How much damage does it deal? Oh no? So what it does is
it falls into fits of laughter and they become in cap incapitated and unable to
stand for the duration of it. So I have Wow, that's just that's
just horrendous. So how long does it laugh? I up until I end
my concentration up to one minute, and it can't do anything. Yeah,
So at the end of each of its turn, and each time it takes
damage, it can make it. It can make another wisdom saving through Okay,
got it, But until it succeeds, the spell is active. Got
it? Got it? Like, is that your turn? Yeah? All
right, so it's laughing, it's ass off, I can't do anything.
Some will have it roll for his wisdom and it still fails. So it's
kind of just like a well, water just flies everywhere from this laughter,
like kind of like spit, but it's just water. Next up it's Scarlet.
Uh, Scarlet is gonna look at it is She's just like and then
she is going to God, do I have it? Do I have stuff?
Do I have sacred flame? And he's a dexterity saving throw. Uh,
so she does that dexterity for it, that'd be a plus two and
it fails. So it takes eleven points of radiant damage and then of course
it makes a wisdom save to see if it's still right. Every time it
takes damage, do what, I'm sorry. Every time it takes damage,
it makes in our wisdom save. Yeah, it has to roll a wisdom
safe goad and it passes. Finally intelligence by the way, Yeah, so
now it's not laughing on control anymore. What's this intelligence? And it's intelligence?
Ah, I'm just curious. Uh why why it's a it's a five
minus three? Oh okay, it's a water hole mental. It's not very
smart. And then Scarlett is going to do Scarlet's gonna do a strength saving
throw to see if they can make free. Oh shit, she gets free.
Hot, damn girl, she got not twenty. She is not caught
in the current. She flings her feet, she kind of kicks her feet
and she gets free. And she just comes up and she gets on free.
She's like, oh, she kinda hold onto his head. She's like,
oh, thank fucking god. And that'll be the end of her turn.
Tama, Oh boy, what can I possibly do? Shoot? Wait
a minute? Hang on, hold up, wait, I want to be
closer for that. I'm way over here. Where can I move thirty?
But then again, it's water. I'll let you go. There's not gonna
be a rough train or anything. It's twenty It's about twenty feet, so
it'd be like right here to the budget. Uh huh. So you swim
you die. You can't just dive in and you start swimming towards it,
all right, dive in divine smite. When you hit a creature with a
melee weapons, you guy make a melee attack to it. Yeah, regular,
Yeah. So so with divines might, you have to hit first and
then you add a the divines might as extra so the sword attack it misses.
Hm. Okay, So like I'm gonna save you well ship. See
if I happen to eat other things I can do. I don't think I
do. Uh oh no bonus actions? Oh are you in danger? Possibly?
Okay? Next up, well read, So I'm going to get the
huck out of the water. So with scar since uh, Scarlett's holding onto
me right, yes, so I'm gonna pull her to the shore. As
every action the water ontol is going to try to get you with the current
again, so roll me a string saving throat. Nice fuck you, yeah
fuck you. Yeah. So you and Scarlet get to the shore. So
Scarlet kind of steps down and then she's just kind of like hiding behind you
because she's literally but as naked, and she's just like, oh my god.
And then she kind of wiggles to get her outfit and then she goes
runs behind a tree to put on her clothes. All right, And since
I haven't used my actual action yet thanks to Freed's ability. Thanks to Freed's
natural houn abilities, he's able to use a cool thing called he has a
breath weapon. Oh wait, hold on, hold on, No, I
can't read it. Well, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Actually I can because I get the ray of frost can trip as a breath
weapon. Uh yes, but if you were too, it's a it's in
a line. Right? Do you be hitting Tamma Tama? Does Tama be
in your way? Mm hmm? What else can I do unless you communicate
with me and I do something like, oh, something like that's not what
I fighting style. If if we can allow this tactic where I can use
my shield to deflect your ray of frost to go up and smack him in
the face, creature, you see a tax target than you that is within
five feet of you? Are you within five feet of him? Uh?
Shoot? No? So I don't think that would work. Wait, uh
no, there's twenty feet between y'all. That would not work. But that
is a good idea though, to keep tabs on that. We might,
I might you might be able to use that when you're closer to each other.
Yeah, someone would have to be like right next to me for me
to do that fighting style. Okay, okay, well, I'm gonna go
ahead and already. Next up is our blood hunter. Yeah. Uh huh,
this is awesome. Mm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm hmm. Okay, so uh,
I think I think I can do this. You think you can do this?
Yes, mm hmmm, I think I think I can do this.
Okay. Hm uh. I'm going to as a bonus action use my crimson
right ability. Mm hmmm. I have to take a D four necrotic damage
to do this. Huh, so I take Come on, I take two
damage to do this. Okay, all right, wants to cronic damage go
away? Okay? Cool? Uh? Well come on dah okay, great,
so using Oh no, I'm not using that, I'm using this okay.
Cool. So, because I'm doing the crimson rights, I'm going to
do a I can do an additional D four type of damage for this.
Mm hmmm. So now let me see. So now I'm going to attempt
to hit this thing. So we will the lawn sword? Yeah, come
on? Uh does a six hit? Sex? Does not hit? Great?
Great? Okay cool, then we little dagger, Uh go away,
go go go wait emails, uh dagger to hit dagger does not hit with
an eight? Ah, okay, great cool. I'm just sitting in the
water here. I'm just like, okay, that that's all right. New
plan. Sitting in the water like a jack h new plan. I'm just
gonna I'm gonna. I'm gonna swim away to the shore. As you're swimming
away, make me a strength saving row because you're moving out of range of
opportunity. Okay, well fuck you too, you do you do get back
to the shore. Yeah? Wow, And that's my all right, Wow,
David, you're going okay, so I'm going to run over here,
uh huh uh huh. And I am because I don't really I don't have
high strength, so like I'm refusing to go into that water and I I'm
sorry, and I'm fine, Well I don't have my gun yet. I'm
gonna cast under collap Uh huh for one thing of dad, Yeah, it's
a con from one point? Got it? Thunder twelve? Oh just hit,
So that's like half damage. Can I roll a different? Dec thinks?
I don't like when it autos. Wow, it takes a point of
damage one point five of a point. Yes, yes, I will let
you. I will let you different, thank you, because I was like,
damn, there I go. It's a one point of damage. I'll
take one point better than half a point? All right? Is that is
that going to be your turn? It's because I have no bonus action fucking
spells. They have no gun yet, all right. So it's the beasts.
It's the water elementals turn. So the water elemental is going to attack
Tama, since Tom is the one that's in front of him, attack him
twice. Oh shit, did not mean to roll that. That was out
the proper roll one two. So a nineteen or an eight hit the nineteen
hits the eight nineteen hits. He doesn't got it? So it be a
one D eight plus four for the one hit seven points of damage, a
ludgeoning damage to you and make me a strain saving throw. You are not
caught in its current God damn what's the bitch gouy do to get y'all caught
in the current? Shit? Literally nothing, goddamn Like the the DC is
pretty high too. It's like Danielle rolling that twins and shit for that,
including Scarlet. Oh okay, so the scarlets turning actually envious of Scarlet?
Are you having scarlet envy right now? I love Scarlet envy, love her,
So Scarlet's gonna come back around. She's fully clothed again, and she
looks towards the creature and sees Tama is out there and she's like no,
and she is going to do a firebolt at it, and eleven does not
hit, so it completely misses. She's firing and it goes straight through it.
And no, when she hits, when the fire ball hits, it
just turns the steam and that's it. She's just like, well hit.
So she is like on the water. She's about like up to her knees
in the water. She's still on the shore because she's not sure she needs
to go. She wants to go out there, not to save Tama.
So Tama is your go. Okay, let's try stab me again. Twenty
hits. So if I get the damage at the short sword first, or
then I just go to find smite, do the it's a short sword damage
and then the smite is added on, So you would do the so you
can go and roll the short sword damage and then calculate the smite damage.
Okay, that'd be a two D eight. No, right, are in
the right? I think? Let me see. So smite is as you
have to consume a spell salt. Yeah, it's normally two D eight because
you're consuming the first spell slot. If you want to use a spell slot
above level one, you can. You just get an extra D eight for
each level above the first level spell slide. You're doing one spell slot.
Yeah, so all I'll have access to. Okay, so that'd be uh,
the four points of piercing damage takes two and then it takes the full
eight divines? Might that be? Yes? That's not radiant damage? Is
it? Is it rady? It is random damage. I would take the
full calculated and it showed it made me do both, like the damage for
short sword and the radiant, so I would say just the radiant for this
one, which it is seven, So this eight can be aga already calculated
piercing for the sword by itself all work. Okay, alright, so you
done that damage. Shit, it's it's looking not like it's on his last
leg, but it's kind of starting not to look so hot. It's looking
tepid. Yeah. Wow, he really dived in the dictionary for that one.
Wow wow. I mean like if this is cold water then or something
like like, oh, this is a pleasantly drinkable water, and then it's
like it's becoming tepid, like drinking this. Oh god, what's what's the
worst way to inside the water? Until you call him tepid? Oh god?
Is that gonna be your turn? Well, I'm gonna have to stay
foot, are you? If I? If I move, he'll probably get
attack of opportunity. It wouldn't so you wouldn't have to deal with the attack
of it or make a string, say to make sure you don't get caught
in its current. I mean roll people people have not picking caught in the
current, so I mean you might get the same luck. Didn't I already
get caught the current? No you didn't? You passed? Well, well
I still had to roll if I run away, Yes, they would do
that instead of the attack. So we'll try to get you in its current.
It's back up to near the street. All right, so roll me
a string set okay, string fuck y'all hose damn canyo? What the fuck
does roll twain? It's like not today, bitch, So yeah, you
swim to the fucking tree like it's nothing. My god, Oh this poor
water a mental is getting bagged on. Some bitch goes in it's home and
bathes and disturbs it, and then y'all are here to murder it. Got
it and y'all and it can't even murder. Y'all show like, ah,
I'm strong. Nothing is sissy, little current. It's the first fine,
No, well, I mean kind of. I'm making them a little more
challenging this time around. Is that injured turn? Yep? That is my
turn? All right? Free ty're up? All right, well, I'm
gonna go ahead and use that take advantage of the fact that no one's in
my way except for scarlet scarlets in your way. I won't take I'm just
gonna take a step around here, all right. Excuse me, excuse me,
pardon me. Mm hmmm, like clear throat, mm hmmmmmm. And
then Fred takes a deep breath and unleash it's raya frost okay, a breath
that act. So let me see here real quick, I'm gonna make my
attack roll sixteen does hit cool? Does one? Uh D eight cold damage?
All right? So yep, all right, so it takes five points
of cold damage, and until the start of my next turn, its speed
is reduced by ten feet love lane. Okay, anyway, Once Free finishes
the attack the attack, he clears his throat again and goes, excuse me,
okay, that your turn. Yep, that's it, all right,
kiden, Right, So I'm gonna oh, hold on, there we go,
all right. Uh, since everybody is out of the water. Uh.
In character, I'm gonna go. Since everybody's out of the water,
do we just want to I don't know, just leave it alone? Dum
no. Now, I mean it was kind of acting in defense, to
be honest, and it is s Fredez like, uh, it assaulted a
naked lady. So and the naked lads and the naked lady disturbed its home.
I mean, honestly, if a naked lady showed up in your house,
would you be upset? No? No, all right, well let's
kill But that's just besides the point. I just call it that. We
just leave it alone because it's only gonna stay in the water. I assume,
Oh you assume. I assume too. It's just gonna stay in the
water, so we should, I don't know, leave it alone. You
know, I only attacked it because our friend was attacked. But no,
now that she's out danger, I'm like, I got no need. I'm
just gonna I'm just gonna put my weapons away and I'm just gonna come off
the shore just and knows like I put my weapon's away and put my hands
up, be like, I'm sorry. We gotta home. Well, she
disturbed her home, so I'm sorry, you know, I just I'm sorry
for all of us. I'm sorry for them. I'm sorry. Rude.
I'm sorry, I'm rude. Just no, Hey, well me a persuasion
check. Okay, probably not the best idea. Okay, I got I
got something there, Okay, decent. Okay, you closed ban cigar?
Damn. You say that, and it kind of looks at you for a
second and almost looks like it's just gonna like, leave y'all alone, and
then it flames his arms up in the air and outside our rar as the
water kind of shakes and the one and the waves start coming up on the
shore. Uh huh uh okay, I yeah, all right, that's that's
all I'm doing. On my turn. I'm like, I don't know if
it made it worse, I show the intention. That's it, Davy.
I love this. I love this so much. I move to where Scarlett
is and I take off my jacket and I wrap it around her. That's
gonna be whatever action, like a bonus action if you want it to be.
Or if I could use that as a free action, that's fine too.
Huh what is it a bonus or a free action? I mean she
has her clothes on. Now, this is to keep her warm. What
my jacket? I mean she has her clothes on, I know, but
she's still like wet and stuff with her clothes. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Like my jacket kind of fits, like because like my jacket usually goes
down to the floor for me, So it's kind of like it's like a
card again. It's a card again. This is hany go love And so
I put it on, thank you, thank you. It's just fall enough
to where it just barely covers up the front, just barely. Her arms
can't fit through you know, so I just kind of breasts over her shoulders,
Yeah, shoulders, like punching over to barely cover herself. Oh my
god. Okay, So I I, I go, I and I call
out to the water element and it turns its head to you, and I
go, leave it's alone. Yeah, and I cast suggestion. Ooh suggestion,
yeah, go away, go away? Uh huh go it's it's worded
in such a manner as to make the course of the action sound reasonable,
like leave us alone. Yet it running away and never recur. Okay,
Oh wait, I ro all the da oops and their over old twenty Oh
my god, a twelve. God damn it. So it does It just
kind of just stares you down. It does not stand down, kind just
like and the water kind of shakes a little bit, kind of clever,
the water kind of cool, can can I? It's just like a fuck
you? Is that your turn? Yeah, it's going to be fuck you?
Ask how so the next it's the water elemntals turn, and it's gonna
come charging at y'all at the shore swimming speed what speed was lowered by ten,
but swimming speed is ninety, So it comes up like a freight ser
fruit, and the water kind of comes with it and starts flooding onto past
the shoreline. So everybody, including Kayden, roll me a straint saving through.
Oh see, if you get caught in its current, he no hey,
no no h. So Tama, Tiff and Scarlet, y'all are all
all caught in the current. Y'all are grappled, stuck conger reptile in the
ocean. Y'all, y'all are stuck. It's gonna look to you, davey.
Yeah, that's gonna raise up its hand. It's gonna bit slap you
with water that misses. Oh that doesn't. The first one was a nine,
but the second one wasn't that twenty plus seven or twenty seven? Okay?
So DM, are we doubling damage or we doubling dice? Oh we're
doubling dice. Oh okay, wow, nine points of bludging damage. So
she flings the first one that message you're like, and then it flames the
first next one up and it hits you straight on and you're fucking soaked.
Yeah, and your hair is like flat and wet, not flat hair,
it's stretched. And Scarlett's just like and she's just she's she she looks over
to the elemental and she's like, I'm done and she is going to do
m h uh a shatter at it and it needs to make a constitution saving
throau. Oh it passes. Damn, damn, we're not good at it's
not looking so hot now from that, so it's a it's all its last
legs and Tama is your go with my limited abilities short stort, miss well
eight, missus, I should have used bless but regular action till I can't
do a bonus action. Do anyone use their bless I was never blessed.
I was outside the ring. No one else use their bliss? Oh yeah,
I can only affect three people could Yeah, I'm pretty much stuck here.
Although you can roll a string saving throughout the end of your turn,
and if the boss tries to hit someone, I can intervene with fighting style.
But of course I don't think I was able to earlier because I have
to be Basically, I can help Freed out because he's next to him,
but to help someone else, Uh, you are I think free from the
current? Yes, you are free? You you're you're free from the current.
Like I just stand up, like it's just up to my ankles now
as opposed to no, well, no, the water's up to her.
The water's up to your waste because now the water I'm mental flooding the land
around where the shoreline was the waters come in. It can do that,
yeah, because it's literally the lake. But okay, oh oh okay,
got it. Yeah yeah. Look look, Bradley may not be smart,
but Caitan at least has a somewhat decent brain between his ears. Fair freedom
is your go oh alrighty, let's see what I can do. All right,
So I'm gonna use a bone my bonus action to use uh frightful howl.
Okay, as bonus action wants per short rat, a wolf worn can
emit a howl and the six foot radius. The effects Opponents who fails are
wisdom save. The affected creature must make a wisdom save of fifteen or be
frightened. Well frightened by this trait, creature must take the dash action and
move away from you by savings available route. If this the creature ends.
It's turned in a location where it doesn't have my sight of you. The
creature can make a wisdom saving throat. On a successful save, the effect
ends work Okay, well let's see if it works it. It fails all
right, so it's gonna be a running it's gonna be taking the dash action
next turn. Then it is frightened by you. Yeah, and I'm gonna
go ahead and use my actual action to where is it? Where is it?
Where is it? H since it's like since it's like five feet in
front of me right now, I'm also going to use this your breath weapon
again. Mm hmmm mm hmmm. So let me see mhm mm hmm.
It doesn't matter what the DC is. It fails, Okay, it fails
it so it takes two D six damage. Mm hmm. Let's see here
what kind of damage is it? It is? I think it's frost stamage
cold lost damage cold. Yeah, you're still doing ray of frost. Yeah.
Well, since he's a since he's a white wolf wolf borne, that's
a their frost. Their damage is crossed, all right, So how do
you want to do this? And uh yeah, so here's how. Let's
let's do it this way. So seeing how three like three of my friends,
including Davy got swept up and smacked around by this elemental Davy, I'm
sorry, Free feels this this this urge inside of him like this like building
up. So wanting to throw the Elemental off, he lets out a piercing
howl against the elemental, causing it to flinch back away from him and his
friends, and using that opportunity, he breathes out a ray of intense cold
with his hell, causing the Elemental to completely solidify into and freeze into into
a block of ice that's floating on the on the pond, all right,
and that Yeah, so it's a block of ice. So it's a chunk
of the water that's turned to ice as this the watermental is just frozen.
They're dead. But you do notice the water around as it kind of floats
off. The water around you does recede back into where the normal shore is.
But you see the lake, the little like I guess it's a little
lake, uh, lose its color kind of turns gray. The plant life
goes white, and everything kind of shrivels up. You see fish start rising
up from the from the little pond dead. You have killed the water on
them, and yeah, yeah, it also killed the lake too. The
lake is like a dead lake now they can live in it. Y did
you kill you killed a small little ecosystem. I have that on your conscience,
and I said we should just walk away, leave it alone. It's
a dead little ecosystem, yes, because we all know you're a saint.
It's like a dead sea. All I know is like, if it's not
something that's actively pursuing people for its own nature and it's just defending itself,
leave it alone. Wow, we have ladies and gentlemen. Bradley as the
moral compass of preventing the killer hobeness of the group trying. Yeah, you
make a good point, anyway, even rate anyway. Free turns to Scarlet
like are you okay? Yes, I am fine, and she's just sopping
wet clothes all stab. She's like, I'm fine. I just went a
bath. I didn't know that, and I didn't know it was till it
was too late that this was a water elemental. Weren't you the one that
advised us to watch out for elementals and monsters of such? Yes, but
first glance, I didn't since that there was a water elemental here. I
like, your hair is just heavy. No, it's all right, I'm
okay, don't worry about me. So I suggest we head back to Camp
h We're gonna have to get a little comfortable here because all of our clothes
are sobbing wet, and we don't want to get uh frost. We don't
want to hypothermia ourselves tonight, So we about to get cozy and it's gonna
be super awkward. When he says that, Freed bends over and just shakes
out, no, She's like, noh yeah, Uh, carlos just like
a good bit. If you guys are all standing within five feet of me,
so you get you all get drenched. Yeah, if anybody's if anybody's
passive perceptions is like at least a fourteen or higher. You also smell wet
dog from Cayden. Yeah, it's just wet. Everyone says like wet dog,
right, but this is before the shaking. Uh yeah, this carl
is just like, oh my god, I just wanted you got one.
Technically it just came with a roller coaster whatever that is. Let's go back
to the fire and try to dry off these clothes of ours. Yeah,
it's gonna be really awkward. Anybody got any funny stories I told mine Wayne
for all to tell one. Well, there was that time that one time
that Davy and uh, Davy, like Tiff does interrupt me? Have Davy
interrupt me? Well, there was that one time that day that Davy line,
I'm sorry, what was that? Wow, I want in full character,
like make sure Davey interrupts what Freed is about to say next? So
okay, funny stories. Well there was that one time. I no,
no, I know, yeah there probably is. Yeah, there's a lag.
Okay, well I'm pretty sure future Devon can can figure something out.
No, no, we do not talk. Y'all. Just seen starts stripping
down those skivvies like oh no, he's just he's just doing it like he's
very serious about hypothermia stuff. He's like, I am not. I'll mess
with monsters, I'll mess with witches, I'll mess with curses and demons from
beyond the realms. With one thing, I will not mess with this hypothermia.
So ask you, guys, I mean, take off your clothes to
dry, zone, sit in your underwear whatever. Everyone's kind of around the
fire. As your clothes are drying, Scarlet is drawing her hair and shit
and kind of rinsing it, kind of like ringing out the water like a
back like a bit cheet. Just yes, kind of like that. She
looks over to Tama, kind of glances over the Tauma and Scarla's just like,
I'm gonna take the first watch for the night once it closes. Once
to close, are dry so you all can get some sleep. Thank you,
thank you, Scarlet. And again she kind of just keeps glancing over
at Tama because she knows Tama saw she suspects accident. She she's just kind
of like, sigh, Diane, I'm ringing out right, Atlantic back out
of the math, just to be like, what what was Toma doing?
The cat thing? What? See? What? What is Toma doing?
Again? Okay, So Scarlett glances at me just to be like I thought
you saw something, and I'm glancing bag just be like what did you think
I saw? Like without saying anything, just like what are you looking at?
She raises her eyebrow as she gets up, and she kind of walks
over to the edge of the candy get her clothes, and she's just like,
you're doing the watch. You're doing the watch with me, And she
looks back to the group. He's doing the first watch with me. And
then and then from there, y'all could we could y'all could divvy out what
the watch is from there? Who does what? All right? So you
so you all, after like an hour or two, clothes dry, and
everyone starts going off to bed. All right, night, y'allah, good
night, good night. I'm still trying to wring out the water out of
my hair. You're like everyone so as everyone goes to sleep, except for
Tama and Scarlet. Uh right, they're around the y'all, around the fire
and they're just off off of towards the entrance of the little cave and she's
just kind of looking out in the night sky and I'm just looking at everything
watching. She's like, how much did you see? Oh, if I'm
being honest, a tiny bit of skin, maybe some nip, but not
a lot. Okay, I wasn't focusing on that at the moment. She's
like, she puts her hand on No, not my naked body. I
know you saw them. I could see one on my own when I know,
I know you're not to I know you're not to back. See.
Oh, someone disconnected, I mean hasn't come back, It hasn't turned off
yet. What if we keep talking just in case, We're just gonna keep
talking this ship, We're gonna keep talking, and the she's like, no,
not my naked, but I know she's kind of just siged. She's
like, I know you saw them. I'm not dumb. I know you're
not to vaccine. You look like you've been alive for a very long time.
She kind of rolls herse Well, those nine tails, I mean,
these nine tails indicate that, yes, and it looks like you haven't even
tapped into some of the some of the abilities that you have. And she's
and she kind of shows her that that form she's taking, the human form.
She's like, you can be at some point, you'll be able to
do this, You'll be able to pass as a human. Didn't think to
find one of my own down didn't think to find another one down here,
this far down or honestly on this island at all. Me neither. I
was hoping to avoid all of you. Well, you know, beggars can't
be chooses. Well, that kind of takes away my plan a little bit.
Lucky for you, y'all, don't y'all won't die tonight? What do
you mean by that? How do you think I've lived so long? Devoured
souls of mortals? I originally was going to she kind of looks back.
She kind of lives in devour y'all's souls and then leave y'all out here.
But after I noticed that you are here, and the fact that y'all took
the time to save me from the water elemental, I have reconsidered in doing
so. What's your respond to that? She was like, what the hell
do I say to this? And she came out here with y'all to kill
y'all. That was her goal and feed I guess that's true, But she
reconsidered obviously she could. She's like, I can't kill these people. They've
gone out of the way to save my ass, like, and they are
a means to an end, but I'd like to keep them alive as long
as possible. I'm not going to devour them, not like you let me
anyway, or they would let me anyway. Which is fine. Y'all.
You guys went all your way to save me, so I could do the
gratitude of not devouring your souls, so I will do my job. Has
been instructed to guide you to the island under the protection of the Nine Tails,
but I would like to keep that information secret from the rest of the
group. If possible. She looks to you, she turns her head directly
to you, and she's just like, but why are you hiding the fact
that you're that you're under the guise of a tobaccy, that people even bought
that. Well, shoot, and I have to think of a reason.
I guess. Well, I mean, like she said when we were all
in the village, that the fox folk are more of legends and like ooky,
spooky stuff in the night. So maybe that people are more fearful of
fox Vogue due to legends of like killing people, eating them, devouring souls.
Well, and in this case, one of them devour souls, stay
alive, for stay alive. But nonetheless, there could be some issues with
revealing that there's a fox Vogue around people, because again, people what people
don't understand, they fear. I can say, I just don't like to
draw too much attention to myself. Fair, Fair, do you know why
I'm really on this trip? And why is that? I'm looking for my
old home? Oh? And I'm here to get revenge? Oh what for?
They never accepted me as one of their own when I completed the right
of passage. I didn't even bother going back. I just left. I
thought there'd be some good out in the world, but there is none.
And when I get back, I'm burning that entire place to the ground.
Well shit, hm hmm, I would love to see that now, I'm
now, I mean, I've never probably been to your village or your uh
side of the of the of of that group, but you know, I've
always I've always down to watch stuff fun quite entertaining. You kill millions,
you kill hundreds of people, mostly men, And she looks over the davy
sometimes women. Sometimes you see some little spice things up a little bit.
So if you keep my secret that and I'm that what I am, and
and the fact I'm just a just a normal human woman, I will help
you on your journey to get back to your village to wreak vengeance. And
I could help you and teach you some skills of stuff you have not unlocked
yet about being what we are, because there are many things to learn about
the abilities you hold that you have not properly unlocked yet. Do we have
a deal, and that is where we're going to end tonight's episode. Exactly.
You read the room exactly. Thank you, thank you, so thank
you. Guys listening to today's episode, episode two of this new campaign.
Join us next time as we find out what what hell was? How am
I gonna do? Is he gonna take the deal? Is he gonna learn
about his about his heritage? Is Way's secrets that he has yet too unlocked?
Is he good Jack? Oh god, that would be everything? Oh
my god? Is Davy gonna get her hair dried and fix her hair?
Is he gonna be flat forever? Who's to say? Find out next time