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Well, good morning, good Friday
morning. In case you cannot know,

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today's Friday, traditional final workday of
the week, likely meaning that you have

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to get through today and then next
time for the weekend. That's when you

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abuse droughts and alcohol for two days. Don't leave out promiscuous sex. Ki,

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you have tons of promiscuous sex,
and we wish you all boatloads of

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promiscuous sex over the next seventy two
hours. We are bending hectic on a

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Friday morning. Is the Downbeat six
to ten am right here on a radio

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station in Dallas, Texas, ninety
seven to one the Free My name is

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Michael sir Roy. To my immediate
left, here's Daniel Bayless. Correctly across

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from me is Kevin Turner. Come
on, come on to my right,

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two and ten hands on the wheel. It is JJ Jackson. Good morning,

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JJ, Hi, JJ, Good
morning Friday, Happy DAYMN Friday.

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Hike JJ. We got a thick
hot one for you this morning, you

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know, I mean, look,
I don't even where to direct people.

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I think if if you had to
pick one today, it'd be eight o'clock,

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right, that's the one I don't
know. That's the one of eight

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that I would direct them to,
Okay, the one of the two and

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the eight o'clock hour, No,
the one of the eight of the entire

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show. We have eight segments in
the show. Yeah, and he says,

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that's one of the eight that you
should listen to. Okay, if

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you had to pick, all right, listen to eight of them, if

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you had to rank them in order. Okay, I do this all right.

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The first out of the eight segments
you'd listened to would be today,

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not like an everyday thing. Eight
eight, Yeah, eight o'clock. We

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have some exclusive audio and you know, you one of you guys kind of

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yeah, well, what is this
the history of Go ahead, Danny Well,

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justin Timberlake is going to be the
musical guest on SNL tomorrow. Correct,

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That is true. Kevin foreshadowed that
when that was announced that he would

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probably be dropping new music sometime this
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he in fact did, and we
played I don't know about a minute of

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his brand new single. We were
mildly underwhelmed by it. It was fine,

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Yes, a song, it's a
yeah. What was it called?

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Sausage? Sausage one word and it
was an s yeah, sausage selfless selfish,

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selfish, Yeah, selfish. We
checked that out and Kevin wanted to

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go down a little deep dive rabbit
hole of a brief history of boy bands

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and kind of like the members of
boy bands that remained relevant over the last

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twenty years, because I would say
that's when they all kind of got their

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start, was right around the turn
of the century. Yeah, I didn't

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remember as far as like the new
breed of them, not counting new kids

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on the block. And well,
I was curious about because Danny's been in

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a million different bands, and you've
been in this music scene for damn near

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thirty years maybe more. It's been
incredibly lucrative, fulfilling. Yeah, it's

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great. It doesn't matter. The
point of it is you've been in the

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music scene in this town. I
get to this town in test and six

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right like from I'm still in North
Texas, but I was not in DFW,

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and you immediately like just learning things
about the Dallas Fort Worth music scene,

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and I was just started thinking.
Me and Davey were talking at the

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hole and I was like, Danny, I'd love to know were there ever

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any boy bands that you ran into
because you've done You've been in like metal

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bands, like all t indie type
bands, kind of like indie country type

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bands, soul bands, Like you've
played a different type of stuff, spin

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the wheel of music and wherever it
lands that you will find the dinger.

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Well, it's like if you're playing
a ganga's bass in the back and if

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you're playing a gig at Trees,
what doing I just wondered if like Danny's

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metal band gets out to play at
Three Links and then he was across the

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street and there's a boy band concert
going on. So I wanted to know,

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like, is there like any history
of boy bands in Dallas that gave

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it a shot because that was popular
in the late nineties early two thousands for

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sure. Yeah, so it's kind
of a two pronged SEGM Kevin is going

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to We're going to kind of maybe
look at the careers of some of these

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dudes that have gone solo and how
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levels of success that they've achieved.
I think it's kind of hands down,

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no question that Justin Timberlake is probably
the most successful solo artists that came out

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of a boy band. We'll discuss
that. You know, that's all subjective,

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but you know, at the request
of Kevin, I did do a

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little deep dive on boy bands that
came from this area, and believe it

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or not, there's a small handful
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of sparked my interest, and we're
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Okay, I think they've probably been
long forgotten, but we're going to

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do what we can to kind of, I don't know, maybe revive their

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career and bring awareness to people that
might not know anything about them. All

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right, that'll be loads at loads
of fun at eight o'clock. Huh,

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what's your next well highly ranked segment
of the day, Kevio. I'll also

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include a chance to win Modest Mouse
and Pixies tickets in that segment too,

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if we have time fun, you
know, I mean, look, we

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I guess I'll go ahead and do
this. I don't know that I have

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the totem pole power to make this
claim, but we're going to have at

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nine o'clock the official ninety seven won
the Freak Wrestling Expert Brody It's right,

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Brody Town's maybe his third or fourth
visit in studio. If there's a significant

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passing in the world of wrestling.
We had them on I think attribute to

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Terry Funk Texas Terry Funk. Yeah, and for real, even if you

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don't like wrestling, it's just Brody's
a nut. He's a funny man and

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he comes with bits a hoy and
uh. It's a superpower if you can

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make something that the listener, some
listeners wouldn't be interested in entertaining and fun

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and like, man, I really
like that, Kevin and I try to

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do that with the world of golf, yeah, regularly, but Brody can

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definitely do it. And we had
some big news, good Lord, good

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Lord, in the world of Vince
McMahon and wrestling yesterday. And if you

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don't know that story, that's not
even a wrestling story. It's only the

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shocking allegations I've ever seen in my
life. That's from the crime blodder.

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Yeah, absolutely a crime story,
a terrible one. And you know,

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if you weren't sure already, old
Vinnie Mack probably should be burning in hell

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in a few years here. It
has been confirmed. And we'll explain that

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story with Brody at nine, and
then we'll smoothly transition into the fun part

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of wrestling, which is the Royal
Rumble. And we're gonna make some weird

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bet on the Royal Rumble, which
is happening. I will say though,

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that if you hear the word wrestling
and you're like a lot of folks that

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you hear that word and immediately you
just kind of go, there's a lot

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of people out there that don't like
that. I realize it's one of the

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most popular sports in America, if
not the world. Tune in anyway,

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not only to cover this wild ass
Vince mcman crime story, but Brody is

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probably one of the most uniquely hilarious
individuals that any of us know. Yeah,

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he might be better at this than
we are. He's in there.

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Well, the key is the longevity
of it. Yeah, the all day,

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every day, Yeah, but for
one segment or two segments, however

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long he stays. Boy, he
is a machine gun of comedy and piping

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hot sports opinions. He's like the
most tasty seasoning you could put on something.

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Just make it way better, but
be careful too much. You might

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burn your mouth, your mouth off, your mouth off. That'll probably most

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at the nine o'clock hour. I
got something for you. I think the

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seven o'clock hours would be good Mikey, I've got some Uh, I'm gonna

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say seven forty five, we'll talk
about the two football games coming up on

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Sunday. You guys, good with
that? Yes? Seven start? Do

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we for that? Yeah, freaking
championship weekend? Quite ready to go.

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Loads of fun there too. Two
seven thirty five. That plane. There's

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a plane stolen on Wednesday from this
flight school in Addison, like legitimately under

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a mile from where we're at right
now. I got audio from the flight

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of the kid who stole the plane
talking to air traffic controllers. It'll be

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kind of nuts at seven thirty five. Oh wait, hold on, no,

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it's not gonna be poorn. You
have audio of the kid talking to

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air traffic control as you two disappeared
for four minutes in a studio breaker one

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nine. I'm in a plane on
a stoleer. Man, I gotta say

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it's been air wait for the exclusive
audio. It's been airplane week on the

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downbeat airplane year. Boy, hadn't
it to the downbeat? Whiteboard stays on

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zero days since our last airplane story
for the entire week I was in twenty

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twenty four flights. The prices of
flights are going up, but real and

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like odds of returning from flight have
gone way down, like we have,

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plane prices should be dropping right now. If we got loose bolts on planes

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and we got doors falling off,
Okay, that at least was a significant

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story. All of the guy that
got removed from the plane were cutting the

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cheese, all of them, all
the rest of them fall into the category

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that we all need to remember that
this stuff's been going on forever. It's

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no worse than it is now.
It's no worse now than it was for

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pretty much our whole existence is.
But because of Twitter and everything, these

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stories blow up and we think,
my god, plane travels crazy these days.

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It's always been the same. I
can tell you exactly what it is.

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It's because we had a couple of
real, big national news stories that

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had to do with planes, and
because I clicked them and read them.

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Now all of my news sources filter
and funnel airplane stories to me. So

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they're at the top of my news
feed. Is they think, oh,

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this guy loves airplanes. You know
who's sitting over there, sad in the

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corner right now, Hamburger. Because
this is the show that covers this is

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the show that covers all things airplanes
and hamburgers. I haven't really talked about

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hamburgers much. Just a sad hamburger
in the corner of the room. I

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had to getting there, Yeah,
I had to get all the way to

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the bottom of my news feed to
see somebody's review of the four Patty Big

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Mac. Really that's usually at the
top. All right, next week I'm

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going to bring in a giant hamburger
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the room. See if Yeah,
we'll just leave. Well, they're going

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to leave it there after the show, no explanation, no nothing. At

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a station that used to harbor rats. You're going to do that? Yeah,

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I want to go back to the
downtown studio closer to my house.

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And that was a beating Mike Siroy
the Pied Piper Radio hamburger sitting in the

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room there is that skin screams the
hamburger. Hey, you don't want to

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go there as a morning show host. You were there as a fornoon show

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host at the time, and it
was fine. You don't want to go

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there as a morning show host.
Really waiting outside the building hoping that the

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security guard at the front desk will
wake up and let you in. It's

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cold. You don't want to just
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A legend has died. We'll talk
about hurt six thirty five. But

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there's a conspiracy twist to this involving
the town of More, Oklahoma. Oh

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six thirty five. Someone fire off
some emails to the well. I haven't

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got any responses, but emails have
been fired off. You're tracking down the

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ferg to the ferg and the city
manager of More, Oklahoma. We're obsessed

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with More, Oklahoma. So there's
that also. I mean, gosh,

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there's just so much crap on today
show. There's just so much stuff.

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I don't even like I had seven
o'clock, man, I ain't. I

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got some cowboys concerned. So that's
about the coaching carousel. I think they're

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gonna get caught looking at their wiener
been there I have. It's an interesting

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the slow pinch and lift and roll. I don't know, pinch, what

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are you doing down there? For? What are you ever doing this?

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The older I get, the less
useful you are. I barely need you

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at this point. I don't even
really think about you much anymore. Best

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friends, friend, so close.
You used them too much every day,

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and now look at you. Maybe
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finite amount up. You started earlier
than than most might have. Look.

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Small town life is boring. You
create your own fun. That's probably the

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most that's of all the small town
games. That's maybe just the one that

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that's played the most. Slap the
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The Cowboys're gonna lose our hairs really
to someone and a division rivals hiring good

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coaches, and it almost seems like
they're doing it to get at the Cowboys.

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More on that. It supports a
tuan mine. What well, actually,

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I need the cord for a minute. I'm sorry, I should mind

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that forward and grab the cord and
hand it to Kevin. I don't throw

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it, hand it like a shimp
before hand it like a man. You

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sound like me teaching Malcolm how to
not throw everything when you ask him for

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something. No, we hand it. We don't throw it, don't hand

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it. I am playing this to
promote the uh, well, a couple

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of things. So this is something
I will play for the speakeasy real quick.

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Nothing worse than asking for his for
his drink and you get a half

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full sippy cup launched at your sack
at about one hundred and one miles an

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hour. It's like, no,
we hand it out. Have you ever

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wailed you in the balls on purpose? I don't think it's ever on purpose.

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But like I've said before, there
is some laser guided technology that directs

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any aggression towards the mid section every
size thing, probably half of it.

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Yeah. I remember the day I
thought it'd be funny to whale my dad

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and the balls he was laying in
bed. Oh, Lesson learned they get

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busted because you know, I was
like, you're a little kid. I

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thought it was funny. It seems
to be a funny zone. That's all

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I knew, and I did the
whooh oh no, Bill was the first

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word that came out of I don't
know. I don't remember that. I

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was. It was less than five. It's one of those just flashes that

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you remember it was. It was, damn it. There's no doubt.

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I think his hand just grabbed me
by the back of my shirt or scruff

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and like the one arm lift and
then face to face. Lesson delivered very

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quickly. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, I want to kill him.

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I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna
kill him least country dude. All

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right, what's this exciting audio?
I'm gonna go speak easy. This is

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Jeff. So sometimes Jeff is he'll
hill be the first to tell you he's

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not the most knowledgeable when it comes
to names and movies and things like that.

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Are you calling your friends stupid?
What you want to say? You

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guys used to be roommates. You
we're on a show together, and here

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you are, not even seventeen minutes
into the show and you're calling your friend

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dumb. Mike's the one that started
because Mike was like, you have some

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knowledge gaps, don't you? And
now he says that a lot. So

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it was Sully Selenberger's birthday the other
day, and he definitely thought Sully Sullenburger

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was someone else. Sully Sullenberger is
seventy three years old today. He landed

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a plane on the Hudson River.
I saw part of the movie. Turned

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out he was what super drunk and
pretty much high on blow. But he

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was like, yeah, but I
also did something that other people couldn't.

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A flight. Oh was that a
different That's Denzel saw Hanks like, I

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don't think he was high blow.
I'm over here going wait a minute,

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Sully Sullenberger, hound Blow. I
mean to tell me there are two people

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that did hairplane movies in the last
twenty years. So Sully was not Denzel.

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I didn't know, No, he
was not. My understanding is he

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fleent real good though I have knowledge
gaps. I have knowledge gaps. He

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leans into it. I love it. Hey, Denzel was Sully. It's

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an honest mistake. I know it's
I know it's I don't even know.

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The Denzel movie is My flight.
Yeah, pilot planes backwards. He's a

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pilot that just is just full throttle
alcoholic coke head, and he gets in

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the cockpit and just all things can
happen, the planes upside down. It's

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it's not actually upside down. Commercial
airline. Yeah, it's amazing. It's

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amazing. He uses the tactic to, you know, avoid what would be

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a certain death for three hundred passengers. So he has to use this method,

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but he's blasted out of his brain
and he ends up having to testify

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about this case. And then I
don't remember exactly. It was a good

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movie though, Lightning Fast to just
as I mentioned the dad nutshot. I

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remember two other things my dad taught
me on a plane. One time we

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sat down and I went and met
the pilot and I came back and sat

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down. My dad, is he
sober? And I remember I said,

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I hope so. And that's the
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And I don't know if it's the
same flight or not, but another

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flight. I went back to the
bathroom and I grabbed, uh what was

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called ah? But what's the proper
term? A female? No? No,

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no, no, out of the
bathroom, A tampy. Yeah,

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it wasn't a tampon though, it
was a paddy, but it was called

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maxi pad feminine napkin, exactly right. And I walked back out of the

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bathroom like with the feminine napkin,
like blowing my nose and wiping my face

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with it. My dad just starts
laughing, You didn't get it. Just

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tell me you didn't get it out
of the trash. No, I didn't

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get out of the trash. I
got out of the little the pull,

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the paper pull receptacle that's in the
almost bathroom. You get it out of

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the trash, can get back to
the seat and your parents are making you

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hold your head back. It'll stop
in a minute. My face with a

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very clean that's a lovely sounding product, feminine hyde. You know that sounds

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nice. He just wiping it all
over my face and my dad just laughs.

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He's like, all right, that's
not for you, kiddo. They

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are quite absorbent. Yeah, less
he's learned. We've all messed around with

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him, been less than Friday.
You fumbled around and the cabinet underneath the

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sink in the bathroom before. What's
this? What is that? I had

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a buddy that took got two of
those pads and took off the adhesive strip

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and stuck him to the bottom of
his feet, walked out and told his

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mom, I have new shoes shoes
here. Okay, honey, what are

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you doing, Kevin? H I
know Mike's gonna do something this. Yeah,

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this is big, all right,
well it's big for us. No

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one panic. This is about golf. Okay, it's I mean, you

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give me five minutes, six minutes
of your time and then determine if you

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find it's interesting or not. If
the answer no, I'm okay with that.

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So there's a man who was his
name Danny. I'm sure you've heard

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he is a resident of DFW last
we heard, and I can't confirm that

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because the man is a complete enigma. But his name is Anthony Kim.

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Okay. Anthony Kim was one of
the best golfers in the world in like

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seven, eighth, nine, ten, that kind of that window of time

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got up the number six in the
world. He's a California dude. He

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got his tour card in two thousand
and seven, right, he finished second

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on his first PGA Tour start.
He won the next year. He had

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three total tour wins. He played
for TMUSA and the President's Cup. He

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played on the eight Ryder Cup team. He actually in two thousand and nine

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set a Master's record that stands today
eleven birdies in one round. So wait.

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He won three tour events the year
he got his card. No.

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No. In his in his career, his career, I think four years,

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I think you would call it Anthony
Kim. The dude was charismatic,

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he was funny, he had balls. He kind of didn't I mean he

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was. I mean, a lot
of people have gotten the next Tiger Woods

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label, but he was one that
a lot of people focused I remember,

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and I mean to be that young
and make a Rider Cup team. He's

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just a stud right ever loved him. American born, infectious, yes,

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California kid Asian descent yes, okay, yes, but straight up California.

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Honestly, he's got a hip hop
vibe to the way he talks. I

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watched a couple of interviews yesterday.
He was on Jay Leno. I mean,

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he's just kid, cool kid,
incredible golfer and all the everyone's like,

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this was the dude. He could
do anything with the golf, you

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know whatever, Just one of those
savants. But the last we saw Anthony

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Kim in competition, he was twenty
six years old. It was twenty twelve.

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He withdrew from the event after a
bad opening round. He had an

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injury. He ended up getting Achille
surgery, and he was out for nine

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to twelve months, you know,
And I was like, all right,

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let's sucks Anthony Kim. We're gonna
miss him for a while. But after

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that day in twenty twelve, Anthony
Kim essentially completely disappeared, you know.

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And after a year, I was
like, all right, where's Anthony Kim?

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Like Achilles didn't go well what happened
was there a different surgery something like

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that, and no one knew,
and you're like, what the hell this

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is? Like the guy, this
is one of the guys. Where is

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he is? One of the futures
of American golf? We all love him,

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everyone loves him, and he's gone
and no one can even find him,

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get a hold of him. He
turns into essentially a recluse, a

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recluse that lives in Dallas. So
what was thought to have happened is that

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he had a insurance policy for his
career that earned him between ten and twenty

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million dollars if he never played golf
again. So maybe because of his injuries,

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he's like, I don't know if
I can play. I don't know

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where I'm at. Or maybe because
he's like ten twenty million bucks, am

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I going to make that in the
next five ten years? I mean,

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this is before the person in golf
went absolutely crazy. So he just never

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came back. He never came back
to golf, and he turns into this

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sort of legend, this recluse.
After a decade, you know, everyone's

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like, like, have you seen
oh my god, there's a picture of

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Anthony Kim. He was at this
party in Massachusetts. I thought, I

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mean this, I thought I saw
him at the American Airline Center with this

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tall blonde. Does she look like
a porn star? Game? Yes?

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I'm like, is that Anthony Kim
and my friend John Bogg And I'm like,

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dude, that's Anthony Kim. Like
it's like Bigfoot of golf for golf,

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I'm sure that Like golf media outlets
made various attempts to try to locate

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him and talk to him right over
the years. Yeah, he did was

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last interview I think was in twenty
fifteen where he did mention the insurance policy,

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but no one was sure. And
it's like, even if you are

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getting this money, like come back, dude, you're Anthony Kim and he

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was gone again. Not many pictures
show up with this dude, So it's

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almost like a joke. And for
golf nerds like Kevin and I, it's

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like Anthony Kim, Where's Anthony Kim? Like it's fun, but nothing ever

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comes of it until yesterday when word
comes out that out of absolutely nowhere,

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at age thirty eight, Anthony Kim
wants to come back, okay, and

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we're like what now? When the
live thing was popping off. Last year.

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I did a segment about I did
a segment about possibly on to deaf

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ears about Anthony Kim and if liv
wants to make a splash, get Anthony

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Kim, pay him. They're already
paying these people one hundreds of million dollars.

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You can offset that twenty million that
he I think has to pay back

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if he ever plays golf again,
which is a really weird dynamic. You

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know, you have twenty million dollars
if you ever played professional golf again,

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you have to return that. That's
what people think is the case with the

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introance, just to return all of
it. That's what That's what the thought

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is for why he didn't return,
which doesn't make sense because he should have

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got that suring the last fifteen years
he hasn't played golf. But that's the

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concern. So yesterday News drops it
starts whispering on not reputable golf blogs and

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podcasts Anthony Kimanthony Kim. But then
golf dot Com, who I consider very

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reputable, puts a thing. They
say Anthony Kim wants to come back,

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and this is not a joke.
So he is apparently contacted the PGA tour

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asking about what sort of exemption status
he can get, what tournaments he can

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get into, and he's contacted Live
and I guess Live originally didn't have much

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interest in this, not willingness to
pay for Kim to join the league,

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and then Dustin Johnson among others,
like, dude, if you don't remember,

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this is Anthony Kim, and Live
CEO Greg Norman directly contacted Kim good

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I might and there, I guess
talking about a one year offer that would

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essentially cover Kim's insurance policy. They're
not giving him a hundred million, but

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they're like, this will be more
than enough to cover this insurance thing.

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If you have to give it a
give it away in the area of ten

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twenty million, whatever it was,
he'd have to pay back. No,

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I have finite spots on Live right, And they don't know if they want

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to sign him to a team because
they're like, oh, he might he

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might suck at golf. I mean
relative, yeah, he might not.

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How do you take that much time
off? Is it gonna if he comes

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back? Does it sort of ruin
the magic because we all have it of

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where is Anthony Kim? Yesterday was
huge? If you're into this sort of

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thing. And there's no bigger powered
hughes or recluse or mystery in the world

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of golf. And where Anthony Kim
has been for fifteen years, and as

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of yesterday, the dude wants back, either on the tour or with live.

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You wonder if they would ask him, I don't know how to do

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some kind of audition round to see
if he still got it. Well,

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it's interesting too. Yeah, and
he has a pure swing. I mean

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he would look fine in that.
It's just, oh my god, he

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can play, but under the pressure
of competition at age thirty eight, which

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is right in the start to decline
window, and that's what fifteen years away

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from any real competition, yeah,
or ten years or thirteen, twelve thirteen.

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I'm sure you get out and played
quite a bit around here as well.

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No pictures though, but you don't
hear about it. And I don't

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get to play the nice course as
much, but we know people who are

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around and you'd hear whispers if he's
at Dallas National working on this, or

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he's at Marideau playing money games with
Romo and whoever. He turned into a

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golf ghost. It's a fascinating story
a dude who is right there age twenty

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six, like perfect time, majors
are coming, and then to just voluntarily

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disappear. And now on January twenty
fifth, twenty twenty four, Anthony Kim

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might come back. If news breaks
on that you'll hear it from the downbeat

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before you hear it from anyone else. Right, Well, it's because we're

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the first show on the air.
I guarantee it. No, not just

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today, anytime. If it breaks
really, Kevin, try to book Anthony

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Kim, have Anthony Kim on the
show. In the studio you can bump

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Brody. Anthony Kim and Eminem are
calling it. At nine thirty five,

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Eminem's got some takes in the Lions
Boy come him nextt a bit of thank

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you Mike. That was fun.
Sure. Coming up next a legendary porn

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to ninety seven one the Free