Welcome to You Should Know Better with Mike C. Nelson, the guy who
won't shut up about winning three times on Jeopardy. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome
to You Should Know Better, the trivia podcast that tests your knowledge and a
little scoche of your patience. Our goal here is to celebrate the theme of
continuing education. We should always be learning and always be on the prowl to
know better. Now we will meet our radical guests and hear all about what
good causes they're playing for, and shortly crown one of them the smartest person
in the world for one week. Yes, but I ask for right now,
Let's jump right into some questions and answers with our first of four rounds
today, Round one General Knowledge Thinking caps on you two pencils at the ready,
head away we go. There are eight questions in the General Knowledge round.
Here is question number one, can you name either of the two lead
actors in the recent Netflix series Beef? Yes, we're easing into round one.
How do we feel after one question? Question good? I feel I
feel real good. An's gonna slaughter me. I really I just came on
here to spice up our marriage so he could feel powerful. I've been pretty
down recently, so me destroying that there is gonna just both team and everything
I need as a man. You need that, You need some self worth,
you need some self esteem. Yes, God, that's great. All
right, Moving right along to question number two. What's your sign? It's
the fourth astrological sign of the zodiac. If you are born between June twenty
first and July twenty second. What is your sign? It's number four on
the astrological sign of the zodiac. If you are born between the dates June
twenty first in July twenty second, I am this sign. For question number
two, are either of you this sign? Yeah? Oh no, I
know. Okay, it's me alight. The only way Dan had a prayer
to Actually, this has now become a worse question for him because if he
gets it wrong, I know, he doesn't know my birthday. Oh my
gosh, no, I know your birthday. I might not know the astrologic
kind is associated with your birthday, which is might be worse for you because
you have question one built up his self esteem, and then question two just
crushed. What a rollercoaster we're on? Yeah, I love it all right.
Question number three, let's see if we can go back to the nineteen
eighties. The nineteen eighty three song Rocket that introduced scratching to the mainstream.
That was Grand Mixer DXT or Grand Mixer DST that was on the turntable scratching.
That's the first time I heard scratching. It was a huge hit pop
radio song. For what Jazz Great? Who's the Jazz Great? That had
the song Rocket from nineteen eighty three For question number three, Who's the Jazz
Great? Where he had the walk walk first time I ever heard someone scratching?
And I was blown away. All right, getting back to the game,
here we go question number four. Here's question number four. What huge
tech company used the slogan think different from nineteen ninety seven through two thousand and
two? What huge tech company used the slogan think different in nineteen ninety seven
through two thousand and two. For question number four, I know this one.
Dan stopped looking so yeah, okay, I'm excited for it. It's
gonna be all wrong. Yeah yeah. There are things that I'm like,
I get slightly wrong that like Dan found out, like when we were luckily
already married, because we're on the back half of the general knowledge round.
Here is question number five, Can you remember the names of any of the
five children of Sarah Palin? Remember Sarah Palin was always trotting her kids out
and about when she was a vice presidential candidate governor of Alaska. Can you
name any of the first names of her five children? Sarah Palin, she
had five kids. Can you give me just one of their first names?
For question number five? Yeah, like I almost want like, it's not
this because I don't want to give it Heather, but like Clutch, like
Clutch Palin totally. That's like, probably give you a half point for just
being close with Clutch. Yeah, all right, here we go Question number
six. Question number six, do cats have more bones or less bones than
an adult human being? This is just an either or do cats have more
or less bones than an adult human being? I did not know this,
but when I looked it up, I was like, holy smokes, this
is an interesting question. I didn't know that more or less bones than a
human being in a cat? Yeah, coin flip, Actually, those are
my cats. Those are my Yeah. Those are my least favorite questions fifty
fifty because I picked wrong every scent of the time. Question seven. Here
we go The Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City has been the home base
for what. Two late night TV hosts what to Late Night TV posts have
done their shows from the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City. For question
number seven, you need them both to get the point for number seven and
finally question number eight in your General Knowledge round, I just watched a wonderful
documentary about Judy Bloom on Amazon. So it's a fill in either blank of
a book title from Judy Bloom. Fill in the blank for either Tales of
a fourth Grade blank or blank Juice, Tales of a fourth grade blank or
blank Juice Judy Bloom titles. Fill in the blank to one of those once
again. Those Judy Bloom titles were Tales of a fourth grade blank or blank
juice, and learning a lot. What I'm learning is I've smoked too much
weed and I can't remember shit. Ah, that happens. That happens from
time to time. I don't mean today, I mean like in my life
in general. Yeah, pencils down. We will go over our answers in
just a second. But it's time to meet our terrific guests from Los Angeles,
Calafornia. She's got a comedy special. One of the best titles I've
heard in a long time, slay at home mom than you, and that's
with what is it eight hundred pgm? Yeah, with eight hundred pgm.
And she's headlining a very awesome Mother's Day show at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club
in Las Vegas. My dear pal, Heather Pastor Nack is here. You.
Thank you so much for having me. I'm excited, so awesome to
have you on the show. One of the funniest stand ups in the world.
In my opinion, I think you're great. I think you're fucking awesome.
And now let's meet your opponent and your spouse. This gent is from
Princeton, New Joey. He was just on the Netflix hit show Beef,
so question one was kind of a layup. Yeah, he was. Also
he's also the Grinch for Doctor SEUs Enterprises and you can follow that at the
Grinch on TikTok or at doctor SEUs on Instagram. My new friend Dan Foul
is here. Thank you everyone for having me. I'm very excited. This
is awesome. We've had married couples before and it's damn fun time. You're
both playing for the same charity. What charity are you? Are you too
playing for take it away? Hither you do it? Me do it?
Yeah, I'll go for it every time. Yeah. Every Town It's an
organization to end gun violence. They work locally, they work to change legislation
nationally. Uh. I really appreciate how you know, if you want to
get involved with them, they can start you off, like right in your
neighborhood, which I think is cool, awesome. Yeah, Dan, you
want to add something that, um like, it's awful how many school shootings
there are and any kind of shootings. But heathers threatening to take our kid
eventually in homeschool him. So after you see how bad I am at this
Jeopardy stuff, you're gonna really know that. Yeah, we got en everybody
involved. We don't want headsoling children and gun violence in school, so we
don't have to homeschool our kid. And uh yeah, for just a million
other reasons, it's it's one of the best charities in the world. Every
Town for Gun Safety, win or lose. We're happy to make a double
donation in both of your names to Every Town for Gun Safety. You can
follow missus pastor Nach on social media at Hello, Pastor Nac and you can
follow Dan as well on social media at d p Foule and that's dp f
A. You you know our contest since you know the wonderful charity they're playing
for. But it's time to get back to the game and go over our
answers for a very fun around one general knowledge around. There were eight questions.
Question number one was can you name either of the two lead actors in
the Netflix series Beef, which I binged during my recent COVID bout and it
was wonderful? Heather, what did you get for number one? Ali Wong?
Baby? Ali Wong? Dan? What did you put? I also
put Alley Wong's getting. He's just saying it right after me, go your
work, Dan, She wants you to show your work. It is the
incredible Ali Wong and another incredible actor, Stephen Yune. Stephen Yune and Ali
Wong are the two leads. Very nice guy, awesome, yeahs I met
him. What a great show. I have the first words on that show,
but you will I will only be out of focus. You would never
know he plays the guy in front of Stephen in the grocery line when or
the store line when he's trying to return the stuff at this Oh my god.
The yeah, the little Habachi grills or whatever. I'm having a great
day. It's like, hey, how's it going. Fantastic? Is fantastic?
Awesome? Yeah, I binged it all in a day, like in
an afternoon. I just I just kept hitting play. It was just like
too Yeah, we started watching. I watched we Can watched two episodes and
then a toddler. We have a toddler, so we have a good schedule
to binge together, which we really like to do, like share drug use
and shared binging and shared purging all that. That's how you keep things going.
And I've read um it is Alley Wong and Stephen you for question number
one? Checkout Beef on Netflix. Question number two, what's your sign?
The fourth astrological sign in the zodiac if you are born between June twenty feet
in July twenty second, Dan, I wrote cancer cancer, Heather, what
did you put for number two? Yeah? It's cancer. I knew it.
Wins your B day twelve, Oh my god, get us twinsies.
Really is there one in between Gemini and cancer? No, it goes Gemini
and then cancer. Oh, Ben Leo I believe all right. Well I'm
a Gemini, so I knew that, and then I was putting it together.
I knew the heather there's a cancer. Now it all makes sense.
That's how my brain works. You two are two for two, it's two
for Tuesday. Holy cow, there's two's everywhere. Question number three? This
could have changed it all though, because this is a little bit before your
time. The nineteen eighty three song Rocket introduced scratching to the mainstream. That
was Grandmaster dxt on the turntables there scratching and was a huge hit pop radio
song for what jazz great? Heather? Did you come up with the name
for number three? Mc hammer, mc hammer great jazz music? Well,
I was just thinking eighties and uh, I don't know. This was before
you were born, Dan, What did you come up with for number three?
I wrote Quincy Jones. Oh my god, that is a great guess.
You're very close. You're in the same world. But it was the
alliterative Herbie her Cock Herbie Hancock Rocket in nineteen eighty three, you guys,
I also wrote down en Vogue so also wrong, Yes, I just wrong,
Dan, I know for something from before your time that was a tough
one for number three, but no harm, no file. You both missed
it still two to two, no blood drawn. Yeah. Question number four,
what huge tech company used the slogan think different from nineteen ninety seven through
two thousand and two, Dan, IBM, I b M, Heather,
what did you put? Apple? Apple? We have IBM an apple bowl.
There two huge tech companies. One of you is incorrect, one of
you is correct. The correct answer is apple Apple. Hey, oh my
god, you're so cocky about that. More enjoyable. I mean maybe it's
It was a tough question, Dan, because I think IBM. We'll have
Annie look it up. At Annie look up IBM slogan was like think or
something. It was like bigger, Yeah, something big or think. So
it's like Apple kind of with Steve Jobs came in with think Differ. So
many pictures of Steve Jobs in a black turtleneck that say think Different. How
could you piss that? Annie? Annie is telling us, yeah, IBMS
was just think And then I'm actually hold that Heather. You were selling yourself
way short, I mean setting my expectations low. Yeah. No, you're
both doing very well. Let's move on to question number five. Can you
name any of the five children of Sarah, Palin, Heather, Kenzie Mackenzie.
Great guess, Dan, what did you put? I know I put
Bristol, but I know that there's another one I have was Track, which
I think is one, but the one that I'm not sure is Trigger.
You are killing it, Dan. I'm gonna you're gonna get all of that
big one point because you have Track Trig Trigg is really yeah, Track Trigg.
I didn't know we were allowed multiple guesses. Well, they have five
kids, They're not one McKenzie among them. You think there is, it's
close. We have Track, Trigg, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
I wrote down Willow, and I thought there's no way, really really that
I was going to be so funny and cheeky if I said Willow, I
really fucked up. That was great though. That was a great, great
job on that. They also wrote down Sarah, Palin, Junior, Ashley,
Lauren, Derek, and Andrew. That answer deserves a spluche. I
love it. I love it. Well done. Fun question. Now we're
onto number six. Do cats have more bones or less bones than an adult
human? Dan? What did you put? I wrote more? I'm gonna
guess there's like six hundred bones in their ears or something crazy like that.
Okay, so you're going more, Heather, what did you put? I
also put more? You also put more? The correct answer is more.
They have two hundred and thirty bones adult adult humans have two hundred and six
I believe, So they have like twenty twenty four more bones. They move
like they have no bones. They're just like they just feel like wouldn't they're
all cartilage or something? Yeah? Yeah, cats, I didn't know that
they have more bones than us. Two hundred and thirty bones total. Question
number seven. The ed Sullivan Theater in New York City has been the home
base for what two late night TV hosts? Heather, one of the shows
I was on and I got to film there, so the Colbert Show,
and then I have no idea I should know this, but I don't know.
Johnny Carson, Johnny Carson and Stephen Colbert. Dan, what did you
put? It seems like Johnny Carson would be in the ed Sullivan Theater,
but I think it was David Letterman. Oh fuck, there it is Stephen
Colbert in the ed Sullivan Theater in New York City. Yes, it was
the Late shows with David Letterman and Stephen Colbert, back to back Letterman and
Colbert for number seven, and then question number eight, fill in the blank
of a book title by Judy Bloom and again there's an incredible documentary called Judy
Bloom Forever on Amazon on The titles were either Tales of a fourth Grade blank
or blank Juice. Could you come up with one of those to fill in
the blank? Dan, this is on the tip of my tongue. But
I went for juice, and I went bug Juice, Bug Juice. Great.
Guess, Heather, what did you put Tales of a fourth grade Stripper?
She did write about what kids thought about. I mean I would read
that. Who wouldn't. That would have been a bestseller. He did have
a lot of books that were banned, and when you watch that documentary,
her books were banned a lot. Are you there, God, it's me,
Margaret and stuff like that. Here are the correct answers. For number
eight, it was Tales of a fourth Grade Nothing, Nothing, And then
Freckle Juice. Juice was one of her better known titles. But she had
all the Super Fudge and Forever and Wifee and just a bunch of titles.
She was very prolific. So we have our scoreboard update. After one,
we have Heather Pasternak with four and Dan Foul with five. It's five to
four after one. It is five to four after one, Dan Foul in
the lead over his wife. The one point game. It's anyone's game after
one. Round two pop culture grab bag. It is a movie round.
More specifically, these are the films of the Great Meryl Streep. Okay,
Meryl Streep film. So I'll give you the year that the film came out
and a brief synopsis. You just got to give me the title of these
Meryl Street films. There's eight questions in this round. Here is question number
one. This Meryl Street film came out nineteen seventy nine. Nineteen seventy nine,
after his wife leaves him, a work obsessed Manhattan advertising executive is forced
to learn long neglected parenting skills, but a heated custody battle over the couple's
young son deepens the wounds left by the operation. Name that Meryl Street film
for number one again. It came out in nineteen seventy nine. After his
wife leaves him, a work obsessed Manhattan advertising executive is forced to learn long
neglected parenting skills, but a heated custody battle over the couple's young son deepens
the wounds left by the separation. Name Matt film for number one, All
right, question Number two much more recent from twenty twenty one. This film
came out in twenty twenty one. Two low level astronomers played by Jennifer Lawrence
and Leonardo DiCaprio must go on a giant media tour to warn human kind of
an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth. Again. This came out just
a couple of years ago twenty twenty one. Two low level astronomers played by
Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio must go on a giant media tour to warn human
kind of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth. I think Meryl plays
the President of the United States in this film. For number two fake movie
titles, Heather's coming up with right now? I can't wait? Are going
to blow our minds? Yes? I hope en Vogue is involved in Me
Too or mc Hammer. That the biopic of mc hammer with Merrill. Listen,
I'm having the most fun. I can't wait for that free Association round.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know that mc hammer was pretty pretty
smooth on the upright bass and c trios before he became a hip hop superstar.
He's known for his pants, but there was so much more to him.
Oh my gosh, all right. Question number three is from nineteen ninety.
Nineteen ninety was the year that this Meryl Street film came out. A
substance addicted actress tries to look on the bright side even as she is forced
to move back in with her mother played by Shirley McClain to avoid unemployment.
This film came out nineteen ninety. A substance addicted actress tries to look on
the bright side even as she is forced to move back in with her mother,
who was played by Shirley McClain, to avoid unemployment. Name that title
from nineteen ninety for question number three, all right, Number four, I
think you guys got this one. Two thousand and nine is the year Julia
Child's story of her start in the cooking profession is intertwined with a blogger's two
thousand and two Challenged to Cook All the recipe in Julia Child's first book.
Name that movie title from two thousand and nine. Julia Child's story of her
start in the cooking profession is intertwined with a blogger's two thousand and two challenge
to cook all the recipes in Child's first book, trying to make all those
French dishes. Name that film for number four? Ready for five? Yes?
Oh not? Question number five is from nineteen ninety four. Nineteen ninety
four is when this Meryl strip streep film came out. Rafting expert Gaale takes
on a pair of armed killers while navigating a spectacularly violent river. Nineteen ninety
four was the year for question number five. Rafting expert Gaale takes on a
pair of armed killers who I think we're played by Kevin Bacon and a young
John c Riley while navigating a spectacularly violent river. Name that film for number
five. I remember watching this on VHS. We rented it, watched it
with my parents because I was eight or nine. So it wasn't like there's
no like sex in this movie. It was just like an exciting thriller.
Thriller I think was the kid from Jurassic Park in it. I think you're
right. I think he and David David Strath Aaron as her husband. There's
a bunch of people. Yeah, in the film. But I just rewatched
it last year because it kind of missed me. I was I was kind
of high school college age, so I was probably like, good movie,
looks stupid. I'm a snob now, um no, it's good. And
I rewatched it. I was like, it's fun. It's a fun movie.
It's like Deliverance. I feel like I can like picture the artwork of
the poster or something. Yeah, yep, totally. That that helps a
lot. When we do these movie rounds. Some people will will be kind
of flummix. Then they'll think of the the poster, the DVD cover,
the movie poster, and they're like, oh, I got I got it,
I got all right. Question number six is from two thousand and eight.
Two thousand and eight was the year this film was adapted from a Pulitzer
Prize winning play by John Patrick Shanley and centers on a Catholic school principle who
questions a priest's ambiguous relationship with a troubled young student. This is a one
word title. They did this lots of scenes from this play in drama school.
I'm sure they did. Two thousand and eight was the year this film,
Yeah Yeah, a priest and a Yeah, angry mother and a nun
yep. This film was adapted from a Pulitzer Prize winning play by John Patrick
Shanley and centers on a Catholic school principle who questions a priest's ambiguous relationship with
a troubled young student. I think Philip Seymour Hoffman and Violet Davis are both
in this wonderful film. Name that one word film for number six. And
then there were two your penultimate question in the pop culture grab bag. These
are the films of Meryl Street. Question number seven is from twenty nineteen twenty
nineteen, just a few years ago. Joe March reflects back and forth on
her life, telling the beloved story of the March Sister. Four young women,
each determined to live life on her own terms. Name met film for
number seven once again. It came out in twenty nineteen. Joe March reflects
back and forth on her life, telling the beloved story of the March Sisters.
Four young women, each determined to live life on her own. Terms
for number seven. And finally, finally, question number eight, We're Kicking
at Old School Again nineteen eighty two is the year the story of a Polish
immigrant and survivor of a Nai Nazi concentration camp who has found a reason to
live with Nathan, a sparkling, if unsteady American Jew obsessed with the Holocaust.
Named that Meryl Street film that came out nineteen eighty two, The storish
of a story of a Polish immigrant and survivor of a Nazi concentration camp who
has found a reason to live with Nathan, a sparkling, if unsteady American
Jew obsessed with the Holocaust. Name that film for number eight pencils down,
Let's go over your answer answers to the pop culture grab bag today. It
was the films of Meryl Streep. Question number one was from nineteen seventy nine.
After his wife leaves him, leaves him a work obsessed Manhattan advertising executive
force to learn long neglected parenting skills, but he did. Custody battle over
the couple's young son deepens the wounds left by the separation. Dan, what
did you get from number one? Bramer versus Kramer, Kramer versus Kramer,
Great film? Heather, what did you put for number one? I thought
it was Manhattan, Manhattan Great guests, The correct answer is Kramer versus Kramer,
with Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep swearing off it. Mellons hither we've sat
at the table where she tells him she wants a divorce, and he like
she wants to take the kid. If he had asked me what the best
burger is at? J. G. Mellons, damn it Young. Ricky
Schroeder plays the kid. Yea Kramer versus Kramer's your answer for number one?
Question number two from twenty twenty one, Two low level astronomers played by Jennifer
Lawrence and Leonardo Dicapriol must go on a giant media tour to warn human kind
of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth. Heather, what did you
get for number two? Merrill? She wrote? She wrote that might get
a half point? Dan, what did you put for number two? Don't
look up? Don't look up? Yes, it was a recent film I
think on Netflix. It was called Don't Look Up. Funny film from twenty
sounds like a fake. It sounds like an S ANDL log line. To
be honest, it does, it does, it is, it will?
It's the movie knows what it is From the Jump. It is very funny,
satirical. Alfred Hitchcock was gonna use Don't Look Down for Vertigo. I
heard, oh really, no Vertigo? Vertigo. Vertigo went better though,
Yeah, Vertigo I think works a little bit better on a poster. It
is don't Look up for number two. Number three was from nineteen ninety.
A substance addicted actress tries to look on the bright side even as she is
forced to move back in with her mother played by Shirley McLain to avoid unemployment.
Dan, what did you put for number three? Theay Heather's autobiography?
But I think I act. But it's Postcards from the Edge Postcards from the
Edge, Heather. What did you put for number three? I put Death
Becomes Her because I just wanted to mention it. That is a great film
I rewatched recently, Death Becomes Her. It is not Death Becomes Her.
It also it has that opening scene with Goldie Hand, who's like, isn't
she an out of work actress? And she's like overweight and shit. So
I thought, me, that's a great guess. But it is Postcards from
the Edge that is Meryl Streep and Shirley McLean joining forces in nineteen ninety Postcards
from the Edge. I think it's based on Harry Fisher and Harry Fisher,
Yeah, Debbie Reynolds. Question number four is from two thousand and nine.
Julia Child's story of her start in the cooking profess is intertwined with the bloggers
two thousand and two challenged to cook all the recipes and Child's first book,
Heather, what do you got for number four? I know this one?
The Devil cook salmon? Yes, yes, Dan? Do you agree with
that? Julia and Julia? Correct answer is Julie and Julia. Julie and
Julia for number four? One was too easy? How did I miss that
one? All right? Question number five from nineteen ninety four, Rafting expert
Gale takes on a pair of armed killers while navigating a spectacularly violent river Dan
River Wild, Heather, what do you got for number five? River Wars?
Whoa wars? That's very close? It is the River Wild, the
River Wild? For number of five? I don't think anyone gets that point.
I mean he forgot the it's criminal true, that's true. You can
have it. Giving me four thumbs down. Question number six is from two
thousand and eight. This film was adapted from a Poolitz Surprise winning play by
John Patrick Shanley and centers on a Catholic school principalue questions a priest's ambiguous relationship
with the troubled young student Heather. What is that one word title? Out?
Doubt? Dan? What did you put for number six? I also
said doubt theater school main, Heather, Pastor Knack is off the schneide It
is doubt back, It's just the beginning. Watch out here comes the onslaught.
Question number seven from twenty nineteen, Joe March reflects back and forth on
her life, telling the beloved story of the March Sisters, four young women,
each determined to live life on her own terms. Dan, little women,
Little women, Heather, what did you put for number SWO little women?
The correct answer is little women for number seven, that's two in a
row. Nice, Dan's killing it, but Heather's got two in a row.
And finally, Question number eight is from nineteen eighty two, the story
of a Polish immigrant and survivor of a Nazi concentration camp who was found a
reason to live with Nathan, a sparkling, if unsteady American Jew obsessed with
the Holocaust. Heather, what did you put from number eight? I think
this might just be a Holocaust movie. But I put the Boy with the
Striped pajamas. The Boy with the Striped Pajama series supposed to know what?
This one is an excellent guess? Dan, what did you? Had a
conversation about this? Because I think I was listening? Probably not. We
talked about how you hadn't seen it and you know what it means, but
I hadn't. Sophie's choice. Oh Ophie's choice, right, guess? The
correct answer from nineteen eighty two is Sophie's choice. Sophie's choice. I was
a strepologist for number eight. Eight. We had a perfect round for Dan
foul That's gonna deserve a huzza. That answer deserves a huzza. He needed
this, you guys. His self esteem is through the roof. After a
very fun Meryl Street pop culture grab bag, we have a score update.
Heather Pastor Nac with six and Dan Foule with thirteen. It's thirteen to six
at halftime. It is thirteen to six at halftime. We're here with Heather
Pastor Nak. You can follow her on social media at Hello Pastor Nach she's
playing Every Town for Gun Safety and she's playing against her hubby, Dan Foul.
You can follow him on social media at dp f AU. He's also
playing for Every Town for Gun Safety again, win or lose. We're happy
to give a donation, a double donation to every Town. It's halftime.
It's thirteen to six as we enter the third of four rounds, Round three,
the lightning round, Heather. Since you're trailing, you get to choose
your lightning round question first. You can choose today from these three headings that
have nothing to do with the questions nor the answers. But there were three
kind of video games or games that were turned into feature films recently. You
could choose from Super Mario Brothers, Tetris, or Dungeons and Dragon's Name your
poison Tetris. You're going with Tetris. All right, here we go.
I'm gonna say the question twice. I'm gonna say go. There's twenty seconds
on the clock. In those twenty seconds, give me as many answers as
possible. Dan, you might want to write some answers down because I'm gonna
come to you with your five second rebuttal straight away. Heather, Pasternak.
Here is your Tetris lightning round question. What I want to know from you
is can you name any of the nine longest running CBS sit ms. This
is based on the number of episodes. These are all shows that have had
like two hundred plus episodes. So the nine longest running CBS sitcoms of all
time? Twenty Seconds on the Clock and Ago, oh fuck, um CBS
sitcoms. Uh, I don't know which. I watch everything on fucking streaming
services. Now I know some of the ones is Young Sheldon is CBS um
A c S I and n ciss. Oh right, stop stop, stop
your twenty seconds. Your twenty seconds is up. Twenty seconds is up?
Heather? Fuck did I get one? You got zero? Young Sheldon was
a good guess. I've second rebuttal to see if you can steal some answers,
Dan. These are the nine longest running CBS sitcoms based on number of
episodes. Five seconds and a Goo, two and a half Man, Big
Bang Theory, Mom, Mike and Molly, stop, you got two?
You got the top two? The Big Bening Theories Number one night that ran
for like eleven or twelve seasons. I think Big Bank theories number one.
Two and a half Men were number two, so you got the top two.
So you stole a couple answers. Let's go over the ones you didn't
get too, and this is tough because some of these are older and before
your time too. So number three was Murphy Brown with Candice Bergen. Number
four was Mash number five, one of my favorites from growing up, Sherman
Helmsley, The Jeffersons is number five. Number six is very old school.
The Beverly Hillbillies was on number seven. Everybody Loves Raymond Clubs Raymond was on
for a bunch one day at a time from the eighties. And then another
one I thought you might get was How I Met Your Mother was on nine
plus seasons. How I Met your Mother, I think King of Queens and
some other ones were just below that on the episode count that were more recent.
But we got a couple. That's a tough that's a tough one when
you narrow it down to just network, a specific network. So the tetris
was tough. D Yeah, now, Dan, it's your turn in the
barrel. You could choose from either Super Mario Brothers or Dungeons and Dragons for
your lightning round question, I'll go with Mario Brothers. Go with Mario Brothers.
All right, Dungeons and Dragons was kind of a US geography question,
So okay, that's okay, who all right? Here is your super Mario
Brothers question. I'm gonna say it twice, twenty seconds on the clock.
Could say, go give me as many answers as possible, Heather, you
might want to jop some answers down to see if you could steal some from
Dan. Here is your super Mario Brothers lightning round question. I want you
to name the nine Summer Olympic host cities from nineteen eighty eight through twenty twenty
one, there's been nine cities that have hosted the Summer Olympic Games. They
were the host cities from nineteen eighty eight all the way through twenty twenty one.
Twenty seconds on the clock, and to go Barcelona, Atlanta, Sydney,
Rio, Where else did they fucking go? Not? Uh fuck?
Oh stop? You got four? You got four right off the jump.
You got Barcelona, Atlanta, Sydney, and you got Rio de Janaro.
So you got four out of the nine. So there's still five host cities
that are up for grabs. Heather, you're five second rebuttal to see if
you can steal some. These are some Summer Olympic host cities from nineteen eighty
eight through twenty twenty one. Five second rebuttal and a go oh, Korea,
Tokyo, Greece, Brazil, China, Spain. Those are countries.
I think you said Tokyo, right, yeah, that is that is one.
You got one. You got um that was the most recent one.
What else did you say, um? I didn't say cities, though,
I guess you said countries. You said Spain, I said Spain, I
said Brazil, Greece. Oh you knew you knew the countries countries because there
was Athens, Athens, I thought, yeah, And you had Soul,
South Korea was Um was nineteen eighty eight, was Soul ninety two, was
Barthelona ninety six, was Hotlanta two thousand, was Sydney two thousand and four,
was Athens two thousand and eight, Beijing China with that incredible opening ceremony
back in two thousand and eight. Twenty twelve was in London, and then
you got twenty sixteen with Rio in twenty twenty one. Because of the pandemic.
It wasn't twenty twenty, it was twenty twenty one. Was to yoh,
you guys did well, Heather. Since you're behind, I'm gonna give
you soul and act points. Okay, I'm gonna give you those points.
You gotta give you some points. You got the countries, you were right
there. I think the next two host cities, I think Paris, France
and then here in Los Angeles. In twenty twenty eight, Wolf, we
have a scoreboard update. After a very fun lightning round. We have Heather
Pasternak with nine points, Dan the Man Foul with nineteen. It's nineteen to
nine after three. I'm a shark. Place your bets. Okay, this
is all set up. Yeah, she's been playing possum this whole time.
Strategy, Baby, get him super confident and then take him out at the
knees. In the last round. Again, we're playing with Heather Pasternak.
She's got a comedy special, Slay at Home Mom with eight hundred PGM,
and is headlining a Mother's Day show. If you're in Vegas at the Jimmy
Kimmel Comedy Club in Las Vegas on Mother's Day, go see that FFing show
you won't be h bring your mom, Mom, I'm going yep and uh.
Dan, check out Beef on Netflix. Excellent show and also check him
out as the Grinch for Doctor Doctor SEUs Enterprises. You could follow him at
the Grinch on TikTok and at Doctor seuss Walden Instagram. It is nineteen to
nine, but it's not insurmountable because we are entering our fourth and final round
between you two. Round four, the Double Duty. This is the double
duty Radcliff round. We call it the Double Duty because points are doubled and
there are nine questions in this round, so there are eighteen large points up
for grabs. Yeah, here we go. You feel that you feel that,
Dan, I feel it at Tension m one of our most liked roundunds
that we do here. It's a before and after round in the Double Duty.
So I'll give you an example. If I said the TV show that's
about Walter White and Jesse Pinkman into the Jim Crowchase song about a man who's
meaner than a junk yard dog, that would be breaking bad bad Leroy Brown
would be or before and after? Are you two on the trolley? Are
you ready for the before and after double duty Redcliff Round. There's nine questions.
Here is question number one. Six unemployed steel workers form a male strip
tease act into the TV show featuring memorable sketches that revolved around a dead parrot,
lumberjacks, the Spanish Inquisition, and spam. Name that before and after
once again for number one six unemployed steel workers form a male strip tease act
into the TV show featuring memorable sketches that revolved around a dead parrot, lumberjacks,
the Spanish Inquisition, and spam. All right. Question number two Netflix
political drama about Francis and Claire Underwood into the game show where the contestants choose
whether the next card from the deck is higher or lower. It's the card
going to be higher or lower. So again for question number two, name
the Netflix political drama about Francis and Claire Underwood into the game show where the
contestants choose whether the next card from the deck is higher or lower. For
question number two. Question number three, Casey Affleck plays a depressed uncle who
was asked to take care of his teenage nephew after the boy's father dies into
the best selling book by Laura Hillenbrand about the historic race horse from the nineteen
thirties. Again, question number three. Casey Affleck plays a depressed uncle who
was asked to take care of his teenage nephew after the boy's father dies.
Into the best selling book by Laura Hillenbrand about the historic race horse from the
nineteen thirties. All right, Number four might be my favorite one of the
round. Taylor Swift's song where Player's Gonna play? Play play play play play
play into the comedy film where three employees of in a Tech take a pain
in the asked printer out to a field and beat the living shit out of
it. Once again for question number four, Taylor Swift's song where Player's Gonna
play? Play play play play play play into the comedy film where three employees
of in a Tech take a pain in the asked printer out to a field
and beat the living shit out of it. One of my favorite scenes in
any film. For a question number four, all Right, Question number five,
long running sitcom where Charlie, mac d Dennis and Frank hang out at
Patty's Pub. Into the major League baseball team that is home to the famous
mascot the Fanatic once again. Question number five long running sitcom where Charlie mac
d Dennis and Frank hang out at Patty's Pub into the Major League Baseball team
that is home to the famous mascot, the Fanatic and that's spelled pH A
n A t iic for question number five, all right, Question number six
the show that gave us characters like Johnny Sack, Bobby Bacala, and Paulie
Walnuts into the nineteen twenty two horror classic about the Vampire Count Orlock. Question
number six the show that gave us characters like Johnny Sack, Bobby Bacala,
and Pauli Walnuts in the nineteen twenty two horror classic about the Vampire Count or
Lock. All right, and then there were three. We're down to our
final three questions in the Double Duty Radcliff Round. This is a before and
after round. Question number seven goes like this, the member of Tenacious D
and the Jumanji franchise into the four member K pop female supergroup. Question number
seven the member of Tenacious D in the Jumanji franchise into the four member K
pop female supergroup. I think they just headlined Coachella for two weekends. That's
like how this is why I think I'm okay with Like, if someone to
ask me any of their songs were anything, I would not know anything about
it because I read someplace that they opened Coachella. I know this, you
know what you need to know show I absorb all of the useless facts and
they get sort of retained for some stupid reason. That's that's the that's the
delineation mark with trivia. Just in general is we all know millions of tidbits
of stuff, but can you pull them out of your brain brain in a
certain amount of time, Because if I gave you a week to think about
stuff, you'd be like, oh, yeah, it came to me when
my sleep. I woke up and was like, oh yeah, right,
it's end Vogue. It's end Vogue all. But when it's like, think
of this right now, pull it out of your brain, you're like,
oh man, all right. Question number eight TV comedy starring Alana Glazer and
Abby Jacobson Into the Billy Crystal film that won Jack Palance an Oscar for Best
Supporting Act. TV comedy starring Alana Glazer and Abby Jacobson Into the Billy Crystal
film that won Jack Pallance an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for number eight and
they did pushups on stage. Yeah, he was in his like eighties or
so, doing pushups to show how viral he was. Jack Pallence with that
insanely creepy breathing voice. Yeah, welcome to Ripley's Believe It or Not?
All right, finally here it is question number nine. It all comes down
to this. The Gillian Flynn best seller that was turned into the twenty fourteen
film with Rosamond Pike and Ben Affleck into the Urge Overkill cover of a Neil
Diamond song that was on the Pulp Fiction sound track. It's during that scene
where Uma Thurman as Mia Wallace is kind of dancing in her own apartment.
So the Jillian Flynn best selling book that was turned into a twenty fourteen film
with Rosamond Pike and Ben Affleck into the Urge Overkill cover of a Neil Diamond
song, same title that was on the Pulp Fiction soundtrack. Very famous scene
with Uma Thurman dancing as misses Mia Wallace in her apartment. I think she's
playing it on a real to reel and strumming, playing air guitar and eventually
overdosing. Yep. God damn, I said, God damn, I am
down to embarrass myself for charity. You're doing great. Pencils down. Let's
go over our ansel answers to our fourth and final round between you two,
the Double Duty Redcliff round. This was a before and after round. Question
number one goes like this, Six unemployed steel workers form a male strip tease
act into the TV show featuring memorable sketches that revolved around a dead parrot,
lumberjacks, the Spanish Inquisition, and spam. Heather, what do you got
for number one? Full Monty Monty Python? Full Monty Python? Dan,
what did you get? I said, the full Monty Python. But you
don't need to say Monty. Oh I gotta say it twice? Yeah it
is. You got it right. It's the full Monty Python. Or if
you wanted to be a real stickler, which I'm not, but you could
do the full Monty Python's Flying Circus and their TV show. But you got
the points, you got the two points. You're one for one in the
before and after round. Question number two netflix political drama about Francis and Claire
Underwood into the game show, where the contestants choose whether the next card from
the deck is higher or lower? Dan, House of Cards Wild, House
of Cards Wild, Heather, what did you put for number two? House
of Card Sharks, House of Card Sharks. The correct answer is House of
Cards Sharks, Card Sharks. Heather's two for two coming up the rear about
and now yeah will end for him? There was the Joker's wild right and
card sharks. Um, here we go. Question number three Casey Affleck plays
a depressed uncle who was asked to take care of his teenage nephew after the
boy's father dies. Into the best selling book by Laura Hillenbrand about the historic
race horse from the nineteen thirties, Heather Lost at Sea Biscuit, Lost at
Sea Biscuit? Dan, what did you put? Manchester by the Sea Biscuit?
That's probably the one. The correct answer is Manchester by the Sea Biscuits.
I took a swing, though, I took a swing really good.
That was good? You guessed, well, it is Manchester by the Sea
Biscuit, and even sea Biscuit. I didn't know this had a parenthetical title
or like a subtitle. It's Manchester by the Sea Biscuit colon an American legend,
but no one's gonna put that. Dan gets the two big points.
Question number four Taylor Swift's song where player is gonna play Play Play Play Play
into the comedy film where three employees of in a tech take a pain in
the ass printer out to a field and beat the living shit out of it.
Dan, what did you put for number four? Shake it office space?
Shake it office space? Heather? What did you put for number four?
If you get office space? The correct answer is shake it office space,
build it. I like that one a lot. That's fun. That's
nice. Shake it office space for number four. Question number five, long
running sitcom where Charlie macde, Dennis, and Frank hang out at Patty's Pub.
Into the Major League baseball team that is home to the famous mascot,
the Fanatic. Heather, what did you put for number five? Always So
always sunny in Philadelphia Ballers? Great guess, Dan, What did you put
for number five? It's always sunny in Philadelphia Phillies. The correct answer is
it's always sunny in Philadelphia Phillies. Philadelphia Phillies that we're in the World Series
last year, their home of the famous green, fuzzy fanatic mascot, the
Philly fanatic. Question number six, the show that gave us characters like Johnny
Sack, Bobby Buckala, and Pauli Walnuts into the nineteen twenty two horror classic
about the vampire Count or Lock, Dan, what did you put for number
six? The sopranos enuff, the sopranos faratu, the sopranos ferrato. Heather,
what did you put for number six? The soprano. No, that's
a vampire. That's gotta be it, right, Oh my god, No,
no, no, that's a vampire. I think that was from nineteen
twenty one class. Oh no, no, that's a vampire that we need
to write that film because that should be a vampire film. The correct answer
for number six is the sopranos ferrato, the sopranos ferratu for number six.
Question number seven, the member of Tenacious D and the Jumanji franchise into the
four member K pop female super group Heather Jack Black Lines, Jack Black Lines,
Dan, what did you put for number seven? Jack Black Pink?
The correct answer is Jack Black Pink, Black Pinky Bopper. Are you Dan
look very into K pops? He still has a subscription to Tiger Beat magazine.
Question number eight. We're up to question number eight, TV comedy starring
Alana Glazer and Abby Jacobson into the Billy Crystal film that won Jack Palance an
Oscar for Best Supporting Act Di Dan, what did you put for number eight?
Broad City Slickers? Broad City Slickers? Heather? What did you put
for number eight? Broad City Lights? Broad City Lights, City Lights.
That's a Chapelain. We're all in the same high mind right here. I
knew it. I knew that the correct answer is Broad City Slickers. Broad
City Slickers for number eight. Wasn't until the second the sequel that was all
about the legend of Curly's Gold. I think that was Jack Palance's name,
Curly. Finally for that one, yeah, I did not. Finally,
question number nine the Jillian Flynn bestseller, the book that was turned into the
twenty fourteen film with Rosamond Pike and Ben Affleck into the Urge Overkill cover of
a Neil Diamond song that was on the pulp fiction soundtrack. Heather, did
you come up with something for number nine? On Theased and Confused Songs?
Based and Confused Songs? Great fucking movie. That is a great fucking film,
Dan, what did you put gone, girl, You're one man.
Now, I'll give it to you. You're very close, You're right around
it. I'll give it to you. It's gone, girl. Comma,
you'll be a woman soon. You'll be a woman. What are you crazy?
You'll be a woman soon, You'll be a woman. So I was
off. That was off. It was like, this was pretty neck and
neck guy, as Wow, it was a it was very close, close
race. We have a final score after that double duty before and after round
we have Heather Pasternack with fifteen points, Dan foul with thirty five. Dan
foul, you are, in fact, you are the smartest person in the
world for one week. That enjoy it while it lasts. What's today Monday?
Yeah, welcome for having us. This was super fun and humiliating and
great. Yeah. But we did build up Dan's self worth and self esteem,
which was the m of the game. So again we were playing with
Heather Pastor Nak. You can follow her on social media at Hello Pastor Nach,
look out for that comedy special Slay at Home Mom, and then go
see her in Vegas at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club. And then Dan File,
who is the smartest person in the world for one week. You can
follow him at dp f au and look out for him on the Netflix show
Beef and check him out as the Grinch on Doctor SEUs Enterprises, at the
Grinch on TikTok, and at doctor Seuss on Instagram. We're happy to give
a double donation to every town for gun safety. That was so fun.
But the game is not over. It is time for Dan to enter the
Tera Dome. The final throwdown. This is where Annie, our producer,
is going to come back. Give us a final throwdown question. We'll throw
it up on the big board here. I'll read it to everyone. I'll
take some guesses and them are all going to learn a little something something about
this final throwdown question and answer. So, Annie, if you are at
the ready post the final throwdown question, I will read it here. It
is which country, including their territories has the most time zones? Which country,
including their territories has the most time zones? That is the question.
Take your time. You could talk it out, but we'll let Dan go
first. Then Heather, you could chime in. Which country including their territories
has the most time zones? Good question, Annie, I want to say
the United Kingdom, did I know that, Like, I don't know where
the Falklands is, but I have a feeling it's in like South America.
So if there was, yeah, right at the right at the tip of
like Tierra del Fuego, Chile and Argentina, then and I know, like
I don't I'm gonna offend Australians, but I think that they're part of the
United Kingdom. They're still part of that, like when they do those Commonwealth
Games, there is something like that. That's a different side of the world.
That's Yeah, that's a good guess to say. And I don't know
if it's officially British Columbia still or if it's in nominally British Columbia, but
it's got I would say they had a long history of you know, yeah,
of colonialism. Yeah, they were ruining the world for a really long
time, longer than America was. So I would say, um, United
Kingdom, United Kingdom. That is a great guess. The sun does and
set on the British Empire. That was an old phrase, Heather, what
do you have? Do you agree with that? Or you want to go
your own? Um? You know, when I was looking for places for
us to honeymoon back before um the world ended and we never got to go
anywhere because we had a baby. Um. I did see something about like
France having a lot of territories that are widespread. So I'm gonna I was.
I was going to say the US because I'm a self super American,
but I'm gonna throw France out in the mix. I like that guest too,
because yeah, there is yeah French, French Guiana and then the French
Polity. They all seem very far away from each are. Yeah, yeah,
that's a good. So we have UK and we have France. I
think I think those are probably it. But I know of a country that
has a bunch of time zones just in general is Russia because it's huge.
It has like eleven time zones, but it doesn't have those territories that like
France and England does. But I think we have it. Between Russia,
France and England or UK, I think we have Those are three really good
guesses. So that's what we're going with. Annie, reveal our answer and
let's learn. Let's learn about this country and it's territories. The US too.
Okay, look, you're sandbagging this whole time. Playing pass and the
correct answer is France. Let's learn a little bit about this. France has
twelve time zones and during part of the year thirteen, Russia and the United
States. We are tied at eleven because of Alaska and Hawaii and American Samoa
and stuff like that, Puerto Rico, Guam, all those things, I
think. But Russia, yeah, has eleven, so they're right up there.
China has one single time zone. I didn't know that the main part
of France only spans one time both territories, so territories included are in the
Caribbean, South America, is the French, Guiana, Indian Ocean, so
they're are like, yeah, Indian Ocean. There's like an island country territories
out there, the Pacific and the Antarctic. France is your answer. So
Heather, you are no dumb cookie. You are smart as hell coming back.
Yeah, that was impressive from all sides. So Heather Pastor and act
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