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edition of The Speakeasy yesterday with the Jeff Julie Ryaner groups. I listened to
the beginning of the show until the game started. I didn't hear while the
game was on. Were they were they losing it? They were losing it
quite a bit. It was pretty funny. So yeah, I don't know.
Lots of talkbacks today, got lots of messages from you all popping in
on the red microphone button on the iHeartRadio app. So let's not waste any
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That's the how of the Advanced f giv K. Yeah, miss Acquiesced,
sorry, white it all up. My trustee moms thought like that fast.
I don't know if it's after week one. I think it was after week
two. I made the claim that Brandon Aubrey's not going to miss another kick
this year. Boy, I'll take that. Well, I'm not betting you.
That's an insane thing to say, but I'm not sure it's not damn
right. He never misses and he's always dead center. And now he's what
eighth I think, uh, sixth kicker in league history to start his career
sixteen for sixteen or better. I don't know. That dude is just super.
You know. The thing about that is it was a wild story all
summer long, and you didn't know how serious to be about it. But
I kept saying, remember when our kicker got the yips in the playoffs,
let's get a kicker. And then she kind of didn't and then went to
camp. It turns out they had one all along. They get the d
from the IT department. It's incredible. It's an incredible story. I know
they told on the local news yesterday, I think, and you've told it.
I don't know. I just you know, I don't want to focus
on bads all the time. This is good. This is a good story.
Shout out Brandon Aubrey. Shout out Brandon Aubrey. Let's go to the
hot Mop collective. Lots of stuff. Here we go, Hey, y'all.
I'm Troy Aikman and on tough Drop it no, drop it. Sorry,
I'm walking my girlfriend through an apartment store. I'm calling to let you
know that I was on drugs during the Monday night football gig. That's just
the way Troy rolls, baby doll, get on board or change the channel.
And also to ask if you could please tell Nike to stop trying to
get my girlfriends drunk on plastic bottled whiskey like they're Texas A and M sorority
girls that he's trying to give the hand ram too. Thank you, Troy.
Okay, get to hear from Troy drop it No, I will say
this. Brody is the goat boy. Yeah he can't be touched, but
that dude is really he's creeping up. Yeah, Brody, hear that?
Am I wrong? Yeah? But you need to give Scott some credit?
Is that Scott? That's that's uh, Chris, what the what are the
Chris is? Okay? That duds may have a fabulous every time and he
does it. That was within the hour. So those jokes came from Oh
yeah, I want to pair up that Chris with Brody to do a weekend
show. They stopped doing planning our weekends, So just leave it. Too
much to worry about right now, get some numbers in here, and then
we might be able to pull that off. Crap, you call it the
talk back. Can you imagine we were pulling Thirteen's the freaking weight we could
push around this place got almighty. Instead, we get down on the show
and sneak out the staff elevator, down to the lobby real quick, the
freight elevator. The three get out of him has to be seen. They
don't see us. They can't give us any paper. You want hot takes.
I don't think this is a hot take, but I think you guys
will, especially KT. Mike McCarthy was the better coach last night. He
was better than the little boy who wanted to become head coach here, and
that Jerry finally gave up on it. He has always been the better coach.
It's that's the way it is. Give up the Mike had Mike's awesome.
Okay, give him time. That's the son of Mike McCarthy. I
would disagree that Michael was a better coach last night. I think our quarterback
made more throws than their quarterback did. I truly believe that one hundred.
We won by a field goal at the end of the game. Yeah,
I agree with that, but they miss slay call from eighteen yards out to
have Dak run the ball. Our quarterback handled pressure better than their quarterback did.
Okay, our quarterback, who has been rated underneath their quarterback for three
years now played better than theirs. Day Fine, but did Mike McCarthy get
out coached by Brandon Staley or well, Kellen is the Kellen Moore the one
in question here, well, either one of them. Brandon Staley makes a
lot of football lifers uncomfortable because of his tendency to go for it on fourth
down and then they don't get it. But to say Mike McCarthy coached better
than Kellen Carothy nearly cost you the game a couple time times, Well,
it's fresh. All things are gonna happen. I don't know, Like you
can speedbag McCarthy's balls all you want, but not all day. Every day
got a big road win. It was a big road win. Fourth best
record in the NFC. I mean, despite McCarthy and seemingly Michael Gallup hating
Dak, the Cowboys found a way to win despite the performance from Michael Gallup.
If Mike McCarthy the Cowboys won, that's incredible and actually says a little
bit about the Chargers. I mean, come on, dude, Keenan Allen
didn't even need to die for that ball. It was so far over his
head. Yeah, Herbie did us a favor with that one. Herbie did
not handle pressure well, and we talk about that more when in the future.
Okay, have you ever found yourself in a situation where your blood pressures
through the roof and you can cut the tension with a knife, yet you're
parched trying Nathan Uvaldi's bottled water made straight from the sweat lands of Nathan Abaldi
for the sober ice. You can have ice water running through your veins,
just like Ranger's ace. Nathan, you Baldi back to you KT. Think
you don't throw it back to KT. I think it's not live. Pretty
good, that was live. I'm willing to lock it in that well.
Givaldi bases loaded none out, doing what he did with two strikeouts and inducing
a little tapara taparoo, a little tapayoka. Third top ten moment in Rangers
franchise history. Top ten moment, Yes Okay, let's just stop right.
Top ten big balls, get it done. Moment and moments tend to be
certain. Swings are one pitch. I mean you're gonna say Nefty's one pitch
to a rod was the number one moment. That's number one, Okay,
number two. It was easier than what Givaldi did. Four home runs,
Yes, I would, okay, thirty run four home run game. Get
the home run derby performance from Josh Hamps in the game. Okay. If
you're ranking top ranger moments, do they have to be good for the franchise?
Yes? Okay. When I say top that's what that part means.
Okay, if they get to the top ten, ready, just to be
clear, let me top wait, Nefty strikes out of you ride. Number
two, Nolan Robin Vatura. Number three, Bautista versus Rookie. Number four,
Nelson Cruz a LCS Games Grand Slam over the Tigers, huge one.
Number five, the Vladimir Guerrero double in the ALCS the clinch night. That
was huge and woke up the offense. Number six, the triple in the
All Star Game by Michael Young where he pops himself up on third base.
I thought you were at least going to give me the triple by Benji Molina
to complete the cycle. Saw pigs Floy in Boston. Number seven can write
these, I don't think, with the exception of the Ellie Cruz Granny,
I don't think any of them are really even close. Gary Matthews catch Okay,
the fact that you even included the Rougie fight as a top ten two
moment fights we all know it is, though, but we don't. That
just shows the millennial we all know it is well. First of all,
anything that happened in Rangers baseball before nineteen ninety four, I don't. I
don't even acknowledge that that because you weren't born. Yeah, keep going.
Number eight. Adrian Beltas Beltray sliding the on deck circle over, dude.
I mean, these are cool moments, but there's nothing like what the Evaldi
did behind enemy lines and ALCS. Adrian Beltray hits three solo home runs to
beat the Rays in Game five of the Alds twenty eleven. I don't feel
like we're arguing here. Most of the ones you I'm just truding the ten
are very impressive, completely Derek, and he goes eight and two thirds in
a World Series game. I was amazing that Derek hollin World Series. There's
a couple kolbe Lewis moments that I like this, But yes, you were
right. I will give you top twenty. I will not give you top
ten. You didn't name anywhere near ten that were worthy and not comparable to
what that man did last night with his backs pushed so hard against the wall.
Unbelievable. And I think future generations will understand why I have this in
the top ten moments franchise history. If we win the World Series. Yes,
okay, I wasn't even gonna say it out loud. If we don't
win the World Series, it'll just be another bas escape, another base,
all right, go ahead, press play. If I'm gonna see Kerman,
I'm gonna watch him on Sesame Street like a man. One of the greatest
sentences ever uttered by anyone in history. That's what makes Danny so great and
that's why we love him so big shout out to my brother don Bayliss,
Donnie Bayless. If I'm going to watch Kermit, I'm gonna watch one Sesame
Street like a man. That makes no sense. It's a great sentence.
It's a shame that you haven't seen Kermit pop out of the snail uniform.
You don't care, We don't care. You should why. It's one of
those things that you'll say you don't like it, and then you watch it
and go, you were right, Kevin, Like like a lot of things
in life, you know, doubt it at first, and then you'll come
around the corner and go, you know what, Kevin, you were right.
Sometimes I forget you are on the corner. I enjoy I just absolutely
adore you. I love working with you. But sometimes it takes moments like
these to remind me that you're just a mere child. Yeah, you're just
a little baby child. I'll be baby and I will change the things on
as quick on this world. So enjoy you every minute while you have it.
When I'm seventy five, I will acknowledge that Kermit popping out of a
snail costume and then laughing, no funny, Well you won't think that that's
relevant or a top ten ranger moment. It's a top ranger moment to me.
I want to burn it. Twenty So you're saying the whole Singer episode
or season was happening, and it was a snail, and then the snail
lost and the snail had to remove the snail helmet, and the celebrity inside
the snail was Kermit. Damn it, we might need to see Will you
watch the reveal live on the air for me? Fine, you got to
just walk over here right now. That's it. Are you doing it now?
It's unlike watching. It's fascinating. Okay, he's in that's the easiest
voice the audience. He's in the hole of the snail. What then the
crowds one mo thing I thought of. It's amazing, it's amazing. He
puffs up and he laughs. See you're hot, hiding your laughter just so
you'll be right. No, I laugh when he first popped up. I
do like how. They then went to a split screen on the right side
being another picture of Kermit the Frog as that's just to let you know who
we were talking about. As they bring up the lower third that says Kermit
the Frog, Kevin, I have not been this disappointed since you, since
I tried to watch you compile your top ten Rangers moment's list. Yeah,
I am embarrassed for you. I am embarrassed for this radio station, and
quite frankly, I'm embarrassed for the state of Texas and the United States of
America, both of which birthed you. When he was singing, was it
not clearly Kermit the Frog? You couldn't tell. Did he sound like Luther
Vandros or did the dude he's singing like this, because if you sing it
like frogged, then everybody knows the snail is Kermit the Frog. Instant point.
I mean, if we want to hear it, no, all right,
maybe we're skin just a little bit. You kind of want to know.
It is pretty amazing. I got a couple more of it here we
get ready here it is, Oh yeah, what stuck and pull them all?
That sounds nothing like hermot there's a little bit you make my dream?
Wow? Okay, has that been the guy who's voice in Kermit? Who's
yes? And then he's a pretty good sing I thought like that died,
Well, it's the current guy dreams come true? That the Danny. Yeah.
I had Curment the front tell you what you start that whole episode at
the very beginning of the whole thing, I had that joins Barti, Rubble
and Travon. I don't do a good until the laptop towards Some of those
reveals are like obvious. It's like, come on, you know who this
is. Like Wendy Williams is very obvious, like certain especially if you listen
to music and no singers, you can kind of hear like and then their
guesses are so outrageous. I don't really I've only seen like a couple like
episodes. Sounds like you're a fan like the rest of the world. I'm
not like a fan. And because I've seen the reveals, I'm just and
you hear You're just like, you know it's this person. But when he
popped up and started laughing, he made his little the little hands pop up
first to grab the side of the out there. But he's like, oh,
who could it be? Those tiny green hands? And then he pops
up Butler the dark clouds backs again. This guy, I've been one of
amazing I was right again. I'm starting to understand it. It's all starting
to make sense. Danny. You have to see them. Oh sorry,
yeah, Danny, you have to see the Masks singer episode that almost killed
William Shatner. Okay, watch that one. Hey, guys, what's going
on? It's Mike and grat Bye. Man, Hey, today's my birthday.
YO. Want to see if I can get a shout out from you
guys. Love y'all, Kat, love your buns, heavy birthday Oil good
man. I think I'm gonna call the Frankles because I was injured by Kevin's
negligence and tell him that joke. Okay, so do what you did,
Kermit. The frog was on the mask Singer. We don't need more infrat
is the snail and the reveal is hilarious because he pops up and starts laughing.
We've been talking about this for ten minutes. Why did you were just
saying Ben and Skin they are huge Mass Singer fans, always to get there
response. I want him this is this is Skin is not a fan of
the Masked Singer. All right, let me here's you said both of them.
I have two things to say on this. It's interesting. I have
two things to say on this one. Every time someone brings up the Mass
Singer, I think of a former NBA player that would go in the break
room and watch the Mass Singer instead of the Maverick game he was supposed to
do commentary on. All right, So when you bring that up, it
just reminds me of that person, and I'm like, god, man,
just are you just not gonna try? Dude? Are you seriously not gonna
try? You're gonna go in the breakroom and watch the mass singer instead.
Bro, let's keep paying this guy. Pen's how we're playing defense to me
and then number two. Anytime, anytime Kevin Kevy oh keVs starts talking about
Kermit the Frog, Kevin, it reminds me of the week we had in
which he was debating me who grew up watching Sesame Street whether or not Kermit
the Frog was actually on Sesame Street. So when I heard you say,
bro, if I want to watch, if I want to watch Kermit the
Frog, I'll turn on Sesame Street like a damn man, Like a man,
I'm waiting for Kevo to jump in with his hot opinion that Kermit the
Frog wasn't on Sesame Street first of all, misrepresenting no. I said,
Kermit's not known for being on Sesame Street. The hell does that mean he's
known for being a Muppet? Okay, Sesame Street was littered with Muppets.
The Muppets were muppets. They all lived on Sesame a Muppets was its own
thing was it was he was born in nineteen eighty nine. Who I was
born in eighty eight. Oh, that excuses everything. Yeah, I'm just
saying I'm sorry, but you yeah, I am right. Muppets. Yeah,
thank you, j j oh. Here's another young person chiming in on
something. Well, I'm sorry, I don't discount that. Young people know
that. It's so pay and he's known. Okay, let me frame it
like this. Without Sesame Street, nobody would know who Kermit is. So
he's no fair being on Sesame Street. I've always acknowledged that. But he's
more famous from being on the Muppets. And we had to pull the tape
from four years ago to find out what the actual criteria of the conversation was.
I think it was right after you said that the dance that Carlton did
wasn't based on Bruce Springsteen and Eddie Murphy because you weren't alive then, and
then you debated us for three days, and then we played you audio of
Carlton going, yeah, I took it from Bruce Springsteen and Eddie Murphy.
And I think I probably took that loss like a champ. I don't think
so, think so. I think you avoided it, like he was trying
to hit you with a pitch and you were diving out of the way.
I'm pretty accountable, you know, Unlike some of our decision makers in this
town. I'm pretty accountable. I want to go back to the shop that
I watched the Masked Singer. Yeah, Then he goes, there's always skin
watches. It bends with palms up. I just know skin as a human.
I know the makeup of skin a little bit more. You're kind of
a mystery bro, Let's be honest, not to me or anyone who's been
around me. You're like Julie, who's like, which one is Ben and
which one is Skin? Yeah? Okay? Living in a ticket bubble answer
this question one year ago, answered the question do you watch the mask Singer?
Ben? I do not? Have you ever watched the masks? I
have stumbled across it being on in my living room? And why is it
on in your living room? Because I have a wife and kids. Like
you sound like a man that has a massive lack of control of your home.
We should get out of our Rangers bubble. Do you know why the
Rangers are on FS one Tomorrow night and not Fox? Because the mass singer
needs a place to land in your face on the really network, Danny,
Dude, did you what about the Cowboys pregame show airing and instead of the
Ranger game on the flagship I kept time and all that And that was not
even the biggest controversy of the day. Over there was one of their hosts
tried to get Dack hurt again. Yes are they doing? Yeah, kicking
her? I'm not talk unfortunately, that's Kevin. Yes, there's smoke dog
get it again. Hey, why don't you guys stick around and do overtime
with us? Over time, over time, over time? Zach, I'd
like to Zach, just text me, he said, once you guys do
another hour. We got a meeting with Zach right now, all right?
Taken out what he meant, I just love you so much. I love
you so much. The fact that I'm already getting a skin rant before ten
am means it's going to be a great day. We'll see if he makes
it to the whole show. Coming up next to Ben skin krissine to see
what's on the show. Yeah, thank you, Kevin. We go around
the beef today at ten thirty five Fights at the Fair fights at waffle houses.
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