This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one, the Freak easy all right,
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is Kevin Turner, Danny Bayles's. My name is Mike Siroy. We are
the charm Bombs. We're here for you. Ready to weeze the juice together
with the DFW Metroplex. Just got done talking MAVs and Kyrie. I did
look up most during that break that I mean, obviously look a Keem Elijahwan
among many others have done this for many years. Is not anything new,
but there are big studies on high level athletes and making this work. So
they say it's tough for the first few days are really rough, and then
athletes often feel like they don't have it for a couple few days, and
then they get into a system that works. And Kyrie talked about it.
He said, up, you know, my Muslim brothers and sisters are doing
this around the world. Who am I to do it differently? You know?
So he claims he doesn't do water either, playing it damn NBA game
with no water, while while honoring Ramadan. So it's crazy. It's crazy,
but whatever he does, it's working because Kyrie with the big game winner
that led the MAVs to a sweet, sweet victory over the second seated at
the time Denver Nuggets. Just last night, you got here here on ninety
seven on the Freak for the home of the Dallas Mavericks. Dinkie's morning news
coming up here in a little bit fun times scheduled. Oh all throughout the
morning on ninety seven to one. We go till ten, then Ben Skin
jump in after that. But right now it's time for our friend Kevin and
the scuttle Butt asparts you by Advanced Air Restoration Mike eight o'clock. Little announcement
for you folks, don't leave little. Even though only two percent of Dallas
sites walked to work two percent, thirty percent of traffic deaths in Dallas are
pedestrian incidents. Thirty percent. That's a big number. I thought you think
it's just car rex. No, it's getting hit pedestrians. If you aren't
a reckon, it's not your fault. Two and four all threes, that's
a frankal and Frankel. But back in twenty twenty two, Dallas joined up
with forty five other major cities nationwide and pledging to address traffic safety, specifically
for pedestrians, and they announced a plan to reduce traffic fatalities. They identified
fifteen intersections that are the most dangerous for pedestrians. So with that, let's
play the pedestrian feud. Okay, all right? Are you gonna kiss me?
Yeah? Don't kiss down when he kisses us? Before these segments,
should Richard Dawson you or Ray Combs you, Richard Dawson us? And then
Ray Combs yourself or just Ray Combs yourself first? Right, we'll skip the
dawsoning. All right, top fifteen answers are on the board. What intersection
of Dallas are you most likely to get hit by a car? At Danny
H belt Line, in the toll way belt line in the toll way?
What these are gonna be hard? On the Well belt line in wood like
the one down by the Greyhound station in downtown Dallas. Which one is that
anyone that you feel like fits into that accord in Maine? Is that it?
You know? I'll give you, thank you, I'll give you Jefferson
Boulevard at Zang That's not my favorites. Zang and Jefferson is on there,
Zang and Jefferson, he thinks is downtown gab freaking West Dallas, Bro,
it's just an excuse to play the theme song. You're really going to play
now, that'd be impossible, and you guys aren't gonna get a single one
of these grand For years and years that that Tollway Beltline intersection was like nationally
ranked as one of the most deadliest dangerous intersections, maybe not for pedestrians but
for auto accidents. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought, you know,
okay, maybe they've wiped out a couple of walkers. I feel like
Downtown has to have a handful, and it does. We wouldn't know the
names of the streets. I guess it becomes a bit of problem there.
Maple Avenue at Huddall over there in Oaklawn. Pedestrians getting hit all the time
out there. But that's kind of a lot of bars and party area out
there. Maple and Huddle, Right, how about how about Lemon and McKinney,
mny. Is there anything Greenville Avenue? No? Nothing? No?
All right, this is stupid. I can't get you know, know the
streets you can guess there's no there's no no one's taking turns. Is elm
anywhere on this list? No is Maine. A lot of streets near Mike
Jefferson Boulevard and Edgeville Avenue and Zang. Let's think of areas where people don't
have cars, well or just where they walk. I guess if you're doing
Bishop Arts area, your toll way thing, Danny, Cedar Springs and the
toll by Turtle Creek, which that area where there's a four way stop signing
over there is a little interesting over there. Maybe I could see that Jupiter
Road six thirty five to Garland. What who's walking there, Kevin? I
don't know, man. How about uh, Danny, you know where this
is. You've been here a lot? Okay, Uh Northwest Highway and Harry
Hines. There's a bunch of there's a bunch of streets in there. MLK
Junior at s. M. Wright to bottom Gene down in the stairs.
Say that, uh great Trinity forced way it led better, boy, you
gotta get way down there for that. But yes, Wheatland at Duncanville City
Limit way down there. Look, Hey, I just turned out to be
not as fun as you made it. Sound like because you thought you were
gonna play a big fun game. You played the damn song and everybody got
excited. A fewd thing was gonna happen. We just thought you're gonna be
a list, and now none of it's worked. But it wasn't a fun
list to begin with. Here's where people get hit by cars. I know,
but you played the song and we've gotten so excited about the song anytime
impromptu family feud, which hey, okay, all right, you get excited,
and then we're talking about Wheatland. Let me reach it. Nobody even
knows where Wheatland is. Let me reach into my backpack where I have note
cards with the games written on them. Ready to go, looking for a
place to exhaust this the Texas Twister. So what's the number one? Is?
What number one one? I deleted them? Oh my god, I'm
moving on. I'm moving on. Didn't even pay off. Okay, I'm
moving on. I've decided. Do I need to look this up for you,
because Mikey really wants to know what the number one is? Just assume
it's near your places. Be careful out there on the streets. I don't
know what to say to people we'll say the name of forget and don't drink
and drive Colin Alto. Yeah, if you get hit, if you hit
hit by a car trying to cross, saying Boulevard and Jefferson and it wasn't
your fault. All threes, very simple, right, it's all right there,
two and four, All threes. All three. Let's go to Channel
four in Louisiana for a juicy news story about rat n OPD chief and Kirkpatrick
says rats are getting in and eating drugs in the evidence room at n OPD
headquarters. It's just one of the reasons that she says they need to find
a new one. Eleanor tabone is joining us live now, okay, eating,
stop the show, eating drugs. I want you to know that select
my grandmother, those men are out there just walking around the streets all errors
of the night eating drugs. Eleanor to Bone. First of all, great
name Eleanor to Bone, Channel four, Louisiana. So you might not be
expecting the accent you're about to get from her. And I also want you
to know when you hear the old lady talk, it's an old lady wearing
a police chief uniform in a room very important. One of the reasons that
she says they need to find a new one. Eleanor tabone is joining us
live now on what is prompting that move other than the obvious rats eating evidence
eleanor eleanor are you there, Katie? Rats roaches, no ac broken elevators.
The n OPD headquarters building here on Broad Street is decaying. That's why
the city is looking for a new space as space where rats don't eat evidence.
The rats eating are marijuana. They're all high. You heard that right,
rats eating marijuana from the evidence room. NOPD chief and Kirkpatrick says sometimes
staff come into work and find rat droppings on their desk. Hey, you
guys live that. Yeah, this news report is beautiful here in Louisiana.
Let's go to the Australian field reporter, not the accent. I was expecting
rats eating eating pot. They're all high. And then her head was that's
why they're looking for a place where the rats don't eat the evidence. Well,
yeah, that was like the least information provided by a British newswoman in
New Orleans of all time. They're at your all high, they eat the
marijuana the layout too. Before we get to her and listen. The lady
in the studio is struggling a little bit too, just from the top.
This whole thing is just a mess. How's the AUSSI reporter or not to
bone? That is the question, and you're answering the chers, Eleanor to
bone? Yeah, n OPD chief and Kirkpatrick says, rats are getting in
and eating drugs in the evidence room at n OPD headquarters. It's just one
of the reasons that she says they need to find a new one. Eleanor
Tobone is joining us live now on what is prompting that move other than the
obvious rats eating evidence, Eleanor, Katie, Rats roaches, no ac,
broken elevators. The NPD headquarters building here on Broad Street is decaying. That's
why the city is looking for a new space as space where rats don't eat
evidence. The rats eating our marijuana. They're all high. You heard that
right, They're all high. We need the whole feed of her press conference.
They're all hogh, they're all high. Rats everywhere. Was Katie?
Was Katie the reporter? Yeah? Eleanor was she just like the camera didn't
realize the camera was on her. She's trying to open up a can of
vegamite, and then she d okay, just red light then wearing rugby gear.
That's beautiful. Where the hell did you find that fosters? They don't
drink fosters in Australia, they drink four egg She's wiving a boomerang before she
right at the end of her head comes back. That's still going. The
rats are high in New Orleans. Uh can relate. Oh, they had
a big I edited out that they're talking about morale at the workplace. You
know, if we are saying that we care about our workers, we can't
have them come to work in a rat invested building. I was like,
yeah, well, yeah, Eclipse. I know we're twenty five days away
from this thing now. They're probably tired of hearing about it a little bit.
But this is a little interesting. Happens on April eighth, as you
know, tons of people, potentially millions of people coming to the lone Star
State and coming big. We were already talking a little bit about some counties
have issued emergency orders to prepare. But yesterday or or was this two days
ago, WFA reached out to the Wyoming Department of Transportation. Now why would
you reach out to w DOT. They reached out to the Wyoming Department of
Transportation because they've been in touch with Texas leaders about what to expect, because
they experienced this in twenty seventeen for the last one, okay, the one
that went famous because Trump looked up at it. Okay, in Wyoming,
they were in the path of totality and here is what they said. This
resulted in one of the worst traffic jams in Wyoming history. Wyoming had visitors
from all over the world. Estimates up to one point five million people,
doubling the state's population, flocked to Wyoming for the eclipse. They said they
underestimated traffic volume. People started showing up a week in advance, and then
things got insane about an hour before the eclipse happened. Now it's a little
different Wyoming where there's nothing, but it created chaos. It said. There
was last few moments the roads were bogged down and people just had to pull
off where they were and watch the eclipse. So they're pulling over on the
side of the road. People were using the bathroom, making mud and wee
wiing, relieving themselves because they were stuck in traffic. And couldn't get out
of the state of Wyoming. I sure hope our infrastructure and traffic is ready,
because I don't want a bunch of USA foreigners, I mean other states
coming in here and just relieving themselves all over our state and then leaving.
But if local residents are welcome to relieve on your yard, of course,
fertilizer it's Texans, yeah, he said. After it was over, the
floodgates open. Every vehicle from RV's and campers to a regular sedan. We're
trying to get out of town, and right when it ended, they take
off. That's the time. We're not waiting for traffic to cool down.
They all went forward at once, and most of the state's highways got log
jammed. So if everyone's gonna leave it once they had. One hundred and
ninety eight crashes were reported, including one collision with a bison. Shoes just
looking at it's like, God, do you think, how many people do
you think? Like when this thing hits in twenty eight days, twenty five,
twenty five days, how many people will just be driving and then they
kind of look up like what the I actually think? Then they get it
a little further, like is it? What time is it? Like,
they just don't it's confused the whole time. They maybe stop and look around,
and then it ends and they just go on with their day, like
they think it's a cloud, right, like that is the biggest It is
the middle of the day, and then they just never go back and look
up what it was, you know what, move on. That's what most
of them like, I don't know what the weirdest thing honey today, Yeah,
this afternoon, I think this would be a good time to loot dude,
right, I was seeing with that. How about we shoot like a
diamond heist, right, and you actually shoot it during full like you have
this plan, like somebody should have this plant and in the whole thing,
it'd be like hour hour and a half the window. Yeah it's a big
Yeah, it's a big window. Hour hour and a half. Okay,
that's about the length of a movie. So you shoot a movie live action,
you shoot it live you have it all planned out during just the time
of the eclipse. Yeah, one shot at it. Okay, I mean
that's kind of badass. Okay. Link later, get on the phone with
so Roy. How many days we got to write this scripted Planet and rehearse
your ghosts get on it. That'd be fun. I just thought it'd be
a good time to go looting because everybody's gonna be looking up at the damn
sky. You can go in and steal all their diamonds. Yeah yeah,
while they're looking up, you look down, and I mean, seriously,
what shopkeeper is not going to be standing outside their establishment. You sneak in
the back door, take all of their diamonds, and you leave to the
alley. They don't even know. I don't think the back door is still
locked. I imagine. Yeah, we'll figure that out before. I have
a security guard out front like the cop, but he's gonna be people are
not going to be able to not look. It's his job to not look.
And then we have all of the diamonds. I am with Danny,
you know, if I to choose a team on this one, Kevin,
But Kevin's are right that Like at NFL games, remember you know security man,
they could be running the greatest play of all time and security man is
often locked onto his job into the in the crowd didn't see a play.
Then his calves get smashed and he folds over when he gets hit taken out
from the back. Elie leg Crumple, Eli, you're part of the plot
or not. Kevin, you know you can sit there and come up with
excuses on why not to do it. But I'm kind of a person that
likes to ask how do we do this rather than say, ah, well,
I still think that's a good idea. And if Danny and I the
eclipse is over and we have a pilot of diamonds, and then you're going
to be like, hey, we're a team and you try to you want
a couple of them. You try to scrape a couple of diamonds to your
side of the table, and we're like, dude, no, no,
you didn't believe in the plant. And then we put the diamonds back in
our main pile. That's just for uh no, no, no, I
just chase my money with gambling. I don't need diamonds. Sunday saying it
wrong, it's diamonds. Say you said you said it? Weirds Ellis County
Judge Todd Little said there will be medical issues that come up if we have
two hundred thousand new people in the county all pooping on the side of the
road at the same time also encourage folks to get groceries and gas before they
no, He's right. An hour long, he started stockpiling paper products,
copper goods. Even Austin worried about traffic. Travis County officials down there think
they're they're expecting one million new visitors could be swinging through through town. There
you go on a Monday looking for our diamond to so stock up, go
to the store, get gas. This is gonna be a bigger deal.
I mean, that's they've been warning people for really too long, really because
I had had much else to talk about. So three months we've been hearing
about this. But as we get a little closer, I'm trying real hard
not to get exhausted by the story, and I'm like, I actually am.
I do think we need to take this seriously here, and if you
guys want to commit some heist, it's really not well thought out. And
just now thinking about it, twenty five days. The real pro you guys
have not been talking about this has been on the calendar since before Copernicus.
We've known about this date. Kevin, do you think I just came in
here today and came up with this ridiculous idea? Now they've been planned and
plotted. We've practiced it for decades. I actually thought of this when I
was in high school. Since you're the expert, why don't you tell me
about zero res right now? Okay, we can. Coming up next,
we have a bit of an announcement and then screw it. We're gonna launch
because yesterday was selection Sunday. We're gonna launch the Big D Bracket Challenge.
Why not? Next ninety seven won the Freak