Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
Delia here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in law. Hi
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thank you in advance. So, Beatrice, how about those debates? Girl,
this is not a political podcast, but you don't have to be partisan
in any way. I mean, we're all here in America, most of
us are here. Wat that? Right? Was that hilarious? I was
texting with my brother and he's like, I forget where I was. I
was out somewhere. Yeah, And he's like, are you watching this horseshit
right now? Just like I'm absolutely not watching. Is it all right?
Is it good? He's like, it's not good, it's bad. It's
a dark way first watching. If you've ever seen him, we are living
in class. It's appropriate. I think that we're in a dumpster, yes,
observing it. All the memes were fired though. After the debate,
I mean it was I was just like, wow, this is better than
reality television. It's real. It's reality with it's crazy. Wow. Wow,
this is an interesting year of twenty twenty four. We're in it together,
Rackley. All right, let's talk unexpected. We just watched this together,
you and I because I have the day off to day. That's great
when this happened, enjoying it, hanging out. We'll kick us off,
all right. Well, let's start with Anaya and Day Day Honey girl,
honey, Anaya's mom. What's her name? Ashley? Ashley, She's the
word. I was triggered. She was the word. I don't understand.
I mean, how can you look at your kid who's saying I feel unwell?
I really look it. She looks terrible, and you say, you're
being dramatic. I mean, where's the maternal instinct? She hain't got none.
She doesn't care. She sits in every single scene with her stink ass
face, just upset at the world for whatever reason, but taking it out
on her daughter, who's clearly ill, who has a history of high blood
pressure pre eclampsia, who does not look good, and you're just like,
I can't be arsed to drive her to the hospital because it's far away.
This is my only day off. I work hard. I work over forty
hours a week. I'm like Jesus Christ literally watching seriously, like, I
get it, you're tired, you're working a lot, but you have a
daughter who's pregnant, she's about to burst, she's about to have this baby,
heavy with child, and you're not gonna like take any kind of concern.
They call her aunt, Anaya's aunt, who's twenty four, and it's
like, yeah, you should go to the hospital, duh, and as
she's like, I'm gonna sit here and wait, I'm gonna wait for something,
and it's dramatic. Oh my god. Absolutely, And so day Day
is the one who ends up taking Anaya to the hospital and he's got to
at some point carry her into the hospital because she's crying, she's in terrible
pain. They finally get into the hospital, they wheel her into a room
and she's going to need to be induced. So now we're gonna have to
call Ashley, her mother, and Ashle's like, yeah, what's going on,
what's happening? And the doctor or the nurse says, yeah, well
we have to induce her. And she's like okay, well I guess I
better haul my ass down to the hospital, which is what you should have
done in the first place. Can somebody please tell me out there that this
woman is getting dragged on social media because I'm not up on social media like
that, but is she getting dragged because she needs to be dragged for being
a piss poor mother? I mean, she is absolutely horrible. It's like
wild to me. And even when she's talking to the nurse. She's got
an attitude and she's like, well, can you just wait? Do you
have to induce her? Why can't you just wait? And then nurses like,
there's literally no benefit. Your daughter's freaking blood pressures one sixty over seventy
four. We need to just do this now. And Anaya on the couch
as she's recounting this, is like, yeah, if it's precampsia, there's
like a risk of death, and her mom calls her dramatic again on the
couch. It's wild. Also, Anaya tested positive for COVID too, so
she's got COVID. We saw that in the preview. So her mom's calling
her dramatic while she's got COVID and she's got preglamsy yet. So I'm wondering
when this was actually filmed because I know that, like the copyright date was
twenty twenty three for the show, although we're in twenty twenty four obviously,
but I'm wondering if this was filmed in twenty twenty one or twenty twenty two,
because she's wearing her COVID mask. COVID's a big deal, and we
find out because we were watching the preview for the rest of the season,
because we are on TLC Instagram at Aline and we were we found out that
Ashley always forget her. Ashley kicks Data out of the birthing room. Yes,
so he gets to miss his yeah son's birth because Ashley's mom doesn't like
her like him, or if it's COVID time, maybe only one person can
be there in the it's just the room. I don't know. We're gonna
have to see why he gets removed. But I'm just like this woman,
everything about her is terrible. I feel awful for Anaya. I feel bad
for day Day. And also in the preview for the rest of the season,
we see that day Day's going to I guess enlist in the Air Force
and he's going to leave and he's going to bounce. I mean it sounds
like, well, that's how Anyah's framing it, because her mom is probably
saying that to her, like, oh, day Day's going to be a
shit father because all men are terrible. All men are going to walk out
on you, like she's probably telling her that. Meanwhile, Dada on the
couch is like, I don't want to be a dead beat because my dad
was a dead beat, and I would feel immense regret if I did that,
And I want to believe him. Yes, I hope that he does
that. He's he's a chad beat. I mean exactly, He's doing the
very best that he can. And it's like in so many of these different
scenarios with these different teen mothers, their parents and especially their mothers are looking
through the filter of their own trauma and trying to get their daughters to make
these decisions based on the shit that they didn't do in their own lives.
And you can see it with Ashley, you can see it with Kaylee's mom,
Mandy. You can see it with Lily's mom. Oh my god,
she's probably the worst. She's terrible, trying to force their opinions on these
kids that they already fucked up because they weren't good parents in the first place,
Right, Ashley, I mean, let them make their own mistakes,
even if you think it's a mistake, Let them fucking do it. When
I got married to your daughter, my biological father, who was a deadbeat
and is a dead beat, tried to message me and be like, oh,
you're making the biggest mistake. You're so young, blah, blah blah,
And I'm like, first of all, I'm a whole ass adult,
Let me make my own choice. Second of all, who are you exactly?
Yeah? Who and where are you? You were even a part of
my life? So shut the fuck up. But I hate that kind of
stuff. It's like, just let your kid make the mistake, learn from
it. That's what they're supposed to do. You don't need to be telling
them what to do and how to live their lives just because you fucked your
own life up? Right? What makes you an authority after you fucking trashed
your own timeline to come in on this kid's timeline and tell them how to
live their life according to you, so trashed your own timeline exactly. Anyway,
all these mothers can get it from me today. Oh they're all terrible,
Starting with Ashley. She's the worst. She's so mean. She's willing
to sit on her ass and watch her daughter be in pain and suffering instead
of taking her to the hospital where she needs to be because she could die
and this baby could die as well. Yes, it's wild to me.
I just couldn't believe that. And then she's going to show up acting all
worried in the delivery room, and she's going to act like she's she actually
cares, but she can start taking control as well and telling everybody what to
do. Oh, I do not like her. I do not like her.
I do not prefer her me neither. Then we have Kayleie and Graham
right and they're setting up for her baby showering Jicky Becky, Graham's mother,
meth mom Becky. So if you recall last week, they were talking about
the baby shower for Kaylee and they were wondering whether Graham the dad and his
mother, Becky were going to show up to the baby shower much less to
help set it up and to break it down. But of course the night
that they were supposed to join them, the night before the baby shower,
Graham and Becky don't show up because Becky's sick and apparently Graham's always sick and
Becky's always sick, and Graham's like, well, we couldn't come to help
you set up the baby shower because my mom was in the hospital. And
then on the couch when Becky's talking about her sickness, it's actually bipolar,
and she's like, you know, I get really anxious. I spend a
lot of time in my bed. So it doesn't even sound like she went
to the hospital. No, she was coming down off of something off of
me. I really think so, I mean really, because she's got the
look. Yeah, I mean I have family who has bipolar, like actual
bipolar. I see what it does to people. I'm not saying she doesn't
have it or whatever, but like I have family that have bipolar. They
have kids, and they show up and they still do things, and they
try their best even when they're having their really low moments or they're really manic
moments. But I'm like, Becky, you on drugs, bitch, something's
going on. You ain't doing shit. And she expects to be in the
delivery room. Girl, this was news to me. We heard it in
this episode. Mandy's talking about how Becky's never there. Becky's never facilitating the
kids getting together or having Graham show up at the appointments. Becky's not doing
dick, not doing shit, but she wants to be there when the baby
comes into the world. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
A birth is not a spectator sport. No, just because you're related to
the woman having the baby doesn't mean you get to be in the delivery room
for all they ask is out No, that's my coochie yeah to be seeing
this is my quarter cat to me. And if I don't even want the
father in there, he's not going to be in there. This is a
medical procedure happening to my body exactly. And you and your bum ass forty
two year old grandma bullshit can get the fuck on. I know she triggers
me too. All these mothers they're terrible, are triggering to me. They're
really freaking terrible. And then she's talking about how she wants the baby to
know her and she wants to be the grandma and I'm like, and she
wants the baby to be able to come over to her house without Kaylee there,
I know, which is wild. I would never try ever a kid
to be with you, meth mom. No. And poor Graham, Like
I mean, with Graham, I can understand him being sick, like in
terms of his stress and like being upset. He's fifteen, he's a child
and he can't drive himself, so like, I get it, But like
Becky, you're the adult, be mature, drive your son over to see
his baby. Mama, Like, it's not that hard. She's in bed
the entire time. Hi. But then we were listening to Mandy, who's
Kaylee's mother, talk about all that she has done to facilitate the relationship between
Graham and Kaylee. And she talks about how she would drive over to Graham
to get Graham, bring Graham back to her house, but she was also
the one I imagine taking Kaylee over to Graham's house really yeah, which is
where Kaylee ultimately got pregnant. Yep. Because we heard Becky say last week
that you know, she wasn't there because she's working, and she'd come home
and she'd find Kaylee there and they were obviously bugged. They were getting it
on. And that's because Mandy delivered her yep, like a gift to Graham's
house. Pretty much. Yeah, all of these people suck so deeply and
terribly. They're really terrible. And like, Mandy, I get that you're
frustrated that you have to do all this stuff, but I'm like, your
fifteen year old daughter's pregnant, and like, how about we talk about your
irresponsibility as a parent as well. Right, And there's the scene with Kaylee
and Mandy again. Mandy her mother, and Kaylee's driving them to the Lions
Club so that they can set up, and she's just bitching at her mom.
And at some point she's say, is there anything else you want to
say to me? I know, I'm just like, I wish my daughter
would have tried. I wish my daughter would have tried talking to me the
way that Kaylee feels so free to talk to her, I know mother,
and Mandy just takes it. She doesn't say, stop the goddamn card,
give me these keys. This is no longer your car. If you don't
like it, you can walk. I was, ma, I'm like,
this girl is just reading Mandy, and Mandy's letting her. So, Mandy,
you get what you settle for if you're going to allow your kids to
do this. Well, now you got a kid with a kid, I
got a sixty year old husband. You're terribly unhappy, and you got Becky
walking all over you. Right, this is the life that you're creating for
yourself. Everything is just you pushed out Mandy reader to filth. Well,
and that's the thing. Mandy was like, I feel like it's unfair the
way Kaylee treats me. Because I take all of the brunt when she should
direct it towards Graham and his mom, Becky, And I'm like, okay,
then give her a consequence, a repercussion. I mean, teach her
how to be a person in the world. All she does is spoil the
I'm doing. You think Kaylee's going to be in ten years? What kind
of parent do you think Kaylee's gonna be if you continue to spoil her like
this? She's not going to be a good one. I can tell you
that, no at all. And then they actually get everything set up for
the baby shower and people start arriving, and of course Graham and Becky show
up late. They show up after everything's been set up right, they don't
have to do any of the work, and Becky tries to be all super
friendly with Kaylee like their best friends, and Kaylee's like, this is weird
because she's never like this. So it's all for show because the Grammers are
there and Mandy's there, so she has to pretend like she cares. And
they show up for like ten minutes and then leave. Yep, don't help
them to clean up, don't help them to break down in and out.
I would be so pissed. Yeah, but you really can't blame Graham because
once again, he's a child and he's under the influence of his parental figure,
Becky, and this is how Becky is teaching him to show up in
a co parenting relationship. So he thinks this is okay because this this is
how Becky shows up in her parenting relationship. She spends all of her time
in her room sleeping or anxious or yelling. Because I'm telling you right now,
she looks mean to me. She's probably screaming and yelling. And when
you look at Graham's affect, the way he carries himself, that's an anxious
kid. That's a kid that's been traumatized. I wonder where that comes from.
Well, Becky, methm that's where it comes from. And so Mandy
and Kaylee don't feel like Graham and Becky are going to be involved really at
all. Wants the baby's born, they're not going to but she wants to
be in the delivery room, of course, just to say that she was
there. But then she'll never be involved, and then she'll take pictures and
she'll show it to her friends. Look at my grandbaby that doesn't even know
my name, right because she's high on myth all the time. Right.
And then, last, but not least, we have Lily and Lawrence,
who are kind of a boring couple, but it's Christmas Day for them and
they got all these toys for their kids and their kids. I'm super happy.
And we were talking about that, and I was just telling you,
like, that is the most precious and beautiful experience when your little ones when
they're like three, four, five, sixty seven, when they're little and
they wake up at like four in the morning and they can't wait to get
to the presence under the tree and they come into your bedroom and they wake
you up, and you were up, you know, until two in the
morning, wrap it those presents and having whiskey and stuff. Yeah, so
you're tired, you're hungover, but it is such a beautiful experience to like
take those little ones to the tree and open the presents. But Lawrence wasn't
feeling it. No, Lawrence is like, can I go back to bed?
I'm like, this is this is the These are the best moments of
your life. Oh and these are the best years ever because the kids have
the most magic and the most fun. You believe in Santa. Yes,
they had the little footprints for Santa. I love that so much. And
once they get older, they're not gonna give a shit. No, they're
gonna be like, give me money, Yeah, don't wake me up,
give me a new Xbox or a PlayStation. You're gonna be paying so much
money for that Christmas. But like when they're little, everything's cheaper. They're
happy with everything, and they're talking, they're so they're just so lovely.
But that's the thing about life, Like when you're that young and you're so
harried and the kids are screaming and running around, you don't really have the
wherewithal to understand that these are the most beautiful moments in your life. Yeah,
not until you're my age, some old lady looking back thinking to yourself.
I would give anything to go literally anything to go back to when my
daughter was three years old and it was Christmas morning. I'm like, oh
my god, if I could just experience that with new eyes, I would
cherish every moment. Yes, yeah, And like Lily for the most part,
is trying her best. Like she's talking about how she grew up super
poor like us, and how she didn't get anything for Christmas, and so
she went all out. I mean, she had so many fucking gifts there
for her kids and everything. And it was weird though that she spent all
this money and like didn't talk to Laurence about it. Yeah, And we
recall last week he was kind of complaining about it because he was just learning
that she had spent I guess over budget for the Christmas presents, and she
was just like, well, it's Christmas. Yeah, it's one time a
year. It's a crazy, special, magical time of the year. And
Lawrence doesn't really have any say yeah in that, And I was like,
what's going on with that? Why do you feel like you can just go
out and buy whatever you want and not talk to your husband about it?
Yeah? I don't really like that. Like I understand you want to go
crazy and you want to give your kids a good experience, so that's fine,
but like maybe agree upon a budget and go from there, especially when
you have a wedding date set in three months and you want to spend twenty
thousand dollars. Girl, right now she wants to spend thirty thousand, and
Lawrence is putting his foot down and saying it's going to be twenty thousand,
but like, how's anybody going to raise in this economy? Yeah, twenty
thousand dollars thirty thousand dollars of extra money in three months, I don't understand
it. But you could also tell with Laurence that he didn't know about any
of the presents that she bought. He didn't participate in any of the purchasing
of the presence, and he was kind of just checked out. But we
have to give him props. He is a young man. He is taking
care of Lily's first daughter, Aliyah, he's taking care of his son.
He's working hard, and he's showing up on Christmas, and so that's wonderful.
Yeah, And he kind of reminds me a little bit of how my
dad was when I was a kid, because my dad was working swingshift all
the time, and he was always kind of like reserved, kind of quiet.
And I look back on it now and I'm like, he was tired,
Yeah, and he's working a lot, and he was like trying to
make ends meet for us and we still had, you know, good Christmases
as kids. So it's like I kind of look at Lawrence in that light
Lily's kind of being critical of him, like he's not helping out with like
picking up after all the kids is mess after opening all the presents and stuff
like that. I'm like, well, maybe he's just tired and stressed and
it's a lot of money, lest maybe let's give him a little bit of
grace. And then later that day, Lily's parents show up, and Lawrence's
mom shows up because they're going to have Christmas dinner there, and Lily's meth
dad shows up with his no teeth, missing some teeth, but like he's
been sober sounds like for a little while. Ye maybe I was hoping that
we had some sobriety spanning some years. But apparently Lily had taken both of
her kids over to see him last winter. Lj's only like two something like
that last winter, and he was pissed, drunk, drunk, didn't know
who he was. He was completely out of it, and apparently he went
to rehab since then, so now he's showing it for Christmas. But like,
well, Lily's not like super hopeful about it, because I guess that's
what he does. Like he'll get clean for a little while and then he'll
go back to it and judge it by those teeth. I'm sure he's going
to go back to my God, So judge, where do you get that
from? I don't even know. Listen, i grew up in Methtown,
Oregon. I'm allowed to judge. You can clock it. I can well.
The biggest thing that's happening though, in this scene is that Lily is
preparing to tell everybody, including Laurence's mother, ooh, my love, she's
great thought, she was fantastic that they're getting married in three months time.
And she knows that her mother has some ancient trauma and is looking through the
filter of her own bullshit. Her mom, who is still not divorced from
her metht Out dad even though she left him like fifteen years ago, and
has been with this other guy for the entire time, who's treating her well
and continuously proposes to her, but she keeps saying no because it's too expensive
to get divorced. And I've been divorced seventeen thousand times, and I can
tell you right now, if it's amicable, it's not expensive, not at
all, hardly anything. You can get a mediator. You don't even need
a lawyer. But I digress. So Lily's nervous, and she's also tired
of her mom's bullshit because anytime Lily tells her the mom what she wants to
do, the mom comes here, she comes on or bullshit talking about what
Lily needs to be doing and how marriage is bad and it's really expensive when
it doesn't work, and shut up Lily's mom. I mean, just let
them get married again, Like I said, let the kids make their own
fucking mistakes. It's not your life, Like, let them do it.
Plus was it Lawrence's mom? She's like, it makes sense to me.
I'm super excited. We'll throw a dope party. It's gonna be great.
Like, you guys should get married because you guys have been living together since
you were nineteen, Like might as well, it's just a piece of paper.
Yeah, And Lawrence has been here the entire time taking care of Lily
and all of these children, and so they should be married and get the
benefit of that because there are benefits, tax benefits and health benefits and otherwise,
and so yeah, get married. And just because it didn't work for
you, Lily's mom, doesn't mean it's not gonna work for Lily, which
Lily tries to tell her in the kitchen. She's like, I'm already in
a better position than you were at my age, even though you had a
baby when you were sixteen, Like I had a baby when I was sixteen,
Like Lawrence is sticking around. Yeah, we have a home, we
have kids, We're making it work. You didn't do that right, don't
take that shit out on me exactly. But her mother cannot help her,
so no, she can't. And we even see it in the preview when
Lily's trying to get all the wedding plan stuff getting going. She's like getting
a little overwhelmed, and her mom's like, yeah, see, I told
you so, it's overwhelming. It's a lot. It's like, oh,
fuck off. And I was telling you, like again, we were watching
this together. I'm like my mother in law from my second marriage. She
was the most wonderful, saintly person. She wasn't saintly, but she was
just so fantastic. And for example, when I got really sick after I
had my child, your wife, I went into a coma. I was
in the hospital for like on and off for months. Like she flew up
to Illinois, to Chicago, she took care of my daughter. She was
there for me, but like she never imposed like her ways on me.
She never told me how to be a parent, like when we made major
decisions that I'm sure she didn't necessarily, Like she never told us that she
only ever supported us. Yeah, juxtaposed that with my own mother. May
she rest in peace, who I love. But like when I gave birth
and I got really sick, I couldn't nurse for obvious reasons, like I'm
in an actual koma mom, And she's like, but you can still nurse.
And I'm in the actual hospital being narctized NonStop twenty four seven. You
could still nurse. You could pump and nurse. I'm like, I literally
can't do that. And she was like l leche league on steroids, yeah,
making me feel so bad because the milk wasn't coming. I was sick,
and she was on the phone every single day guilting me about actually nursing.
And then my mother in law she's like, I raised all five of
my kids on formula. We got doctors, we got nurses. It's gotta
be lawyers, like it's going to be all right. And I'm just like
thank you, Yeah, And ever since then, I always told myself that's
the kind of mom in law I'm going to be, or the mother i'm
gonna be. I'm just gonna be like you guys, go and do your
own thing, have your kids parent them the way that you want to,
even if I don't agree, Like, do whatever the fuck you want.
I'm just here to support you and be there for you when you need me
and spoil the kids. And spoil the kids. Yeah, and do that.
But I'm never gonna step on your toes if you tell me no sugar
though, Like I'm not gonna sneak it now you need, you know,
on your date night. I'm not gonna give the kids shure. I'm not
gonna be that kind of grandparent. Oh yeah, I'm just gonna give them
sugar. No. But I mean, but if you said something that I
shouldn't do, like, I'm going to listen to you. Like that's why
Lily's mother bothers me so much. You're just going to estrange yourself from her
entire family exactly. That's the thing. And it's like I can understand it
from like the meta perspective. If I zoom out and I'm like I get
where you're coming from. Lily's mom. I understand that you're trying to like
be a parent and just be like, no, please, don't make them
the same mistakes and like let me try and rectify it through you, like
in my own way or whatever. I understand it. But stop, there's
like a there's a certain point in time where like you have to let go
as a parent, as a grandparent and just be like, Okay, it
is what it is. I'm oldest, fuck right, I'm in my sixties.
Let me just whatever, let me just be only fifty two. Yo.
Oh I thought she was under success. She's most but like, for
example, when you got married, Okay, yeah, the first time I
got married, I was eighteen years old. Yeah I stayed married for eight
years, which is a long time actually, but I was very young and
it was never going to work out. And so when my daughter tells me
she's gonna marry you, and y'all are nineteen slash twenty, I'm thinking to
myself, well, should I tell them about my own personal experience? Should
I give my opinion? Absolutely not. I supported you. I became an
efficient so I could marry you. And that is like how I feel parents
should be like if for some reason something doesn't work out, like, I'm
going to be there then too. I'm going to be there for the whole
fucking thing, supporting you. That's what parents do. Well, No,
a lot of parents don't. Well no, I mean that's what parents should
do. That is what they should give. But a lot of parents are
just like whatever, fuck you, Like, I told you not to do
it, right, and which is why you ended up not telling some of
your family too, right. I didn't tell any of my family right because
you knew they were going to be like what the fuck? Oh yeah,
they would have talked me out of it. I was too stubborn, and
I'm like, no, I'm gonna do it anyway, right, FuG off.
And so then I told everybody via Facebook after the fact, after the
fact, like oh yeah, we got married a couple of months ago,
and most of them were supportive and some of them were a little bitter about
it, but I'm like, you know, it is what it is.
It's your life. It's life. You can do what you want. I
knew none of them were going to approve, so I'm like, I'm just
gonna do it anyway, and look at you now like eight years later,
the success story that you are making it all work and love that for you.
Yes you do. Yeah, it can happen. Just because it didn't
work for you doesn't mean it can't work for somebody else, which is what
Lily is trying to tell her mother, but her mother doesn't want to hear
it. Her mother is still on her bullshit about divorce being super expensive,
Like I can't believe that the biofather toothless, toothless and homeless, the toothless,
not homeless, ned is sitting that's from Beverly Hills, but he's sitting
there with the guy who wants to marry the wife, and they're all talking
about it as if it's so normal, as if it's so expensive to divorce,
Like what does meth dad have? No exactly what kind of property is
he going to have to split? That's what I'm saying, sixty year old
fifty two year old mom. Seriously, I'm like, it'd be one thing
if like you guys were both really rich and it'd be super expensive to like
go through all of your stuff or whatever and get a lawyer and all that.
But no, he's literally an alcoholic and a drug and literally put it
all up his nose, and he has the audacity at the Christmas dinner table
to say it's cheaper to keeper I know, Like you're not keeping anybody.
This other cool guy who raised your children is the one who's taking care of
everything. I don't understand. I could never be me. I hope she's
getting ripped his shreds online and everybody's like, it's literally so cheap to get
divorced. My parents were broke as shit and got divorced on their own and
it was fine, and it was not amicable at all, like they were
fighting and they were going through custody battles and all this bullshit, but they
still got divorce even though we were broke as hell. Yeah, So like,
I don't know, it's an excuse and I don't understand it, don't
I don't know why. And it's like a weird curse that you keep putting
on your child, like trying to frighten her about the institution of marriage and
that this shit never works. It's like, well, you're starting to predispose
her to have a terrible marriage, Like why are you doing this from your
own traumatic space, Like just get divorced and then if you don't want to
get married again because you don't want to deal with the legality, that's fine.
Like, I don't know where they're living. It's common law exists for
them, and it exists in Texas, so it's like it does it can't
happen. But I don't know. They're just a weird fucking family. Everybody's
weird on this whole show. It's super weird. And the parents are so
infuriating, yeah, because they act like they're so smart and so mature,
and they're all pieces of shit. They all suck. And then we have
the preview for the rest of the season and Lily is like overwhelmed with all
the wedding stuff, obviously because it's a three month wedding and you want to
plan a twenty thousand dollars wedding and that, I mean, what is Lauren's
doing for work? Actually, though, like I mean, god bless it.
He's working really hard, but he's a young man. I'm sure he's
not pulling down six figures. Maybe he is, but I'm just like,
it's gonna take a lot for this young man to raise that kind of money
since you're not working. Lily that's why he's stressed out of the house.
That is, because you're in the house exactly. And then we have Graham
who's also stressed, and he's fighting with Kaylee. I don't know if he
stayed the night at her house or what, but he's like, I'm distressed,
and he starts crying every time I come over here. It's so stressful,
and like life is stressful. You have a child that's coming, Graham,
this is gonna be the rest of your life unless you bounce, which,
let's face it, he's totally going about going to and I hope Kaylee
will fight to get child support at least. Yeah, I mean he's working,
he's only fifteen or sixteen year old. It's not like she's gonna get
a ton of child support. But put that shit on the books, yep.
Set a precedent, and then if he doesn't pay, you can come
back in four arrears when he's twenty four years old. Honey, you can
get all that money. Then exactly, all these kids need to be putting
these young men on child support, they really you stick it in, You're
gonna have to pay, yes, ma'am. And then we also have Emily
crying because she's still pregnant and Nate's just sitting there, silent, not doing
anything. But she's also being dramatic. Well, and you can tell because
he's being quiet and he's so closed down that this is the kind of shit
she does all the time. And he's over it. Yep. He's hit
his limit with Emily and her crying and her bullshit. Yep. And we
also saw a clip on TLC's Instagram page she apparently moves out of Tarreen's house
and back in with her father because it was too terrible. Yeah, and
I get he called it. Taran and her were coming to conflict, right,
They were having problems, and Nate's pretty sad about it because he's like,
these are the two most important people in my life and they can't get
along. And I'm like, again, you shouldn't have put your peepee in
her. But he's a child. The parents need to show up and provide
some sexual education. It's all just a shit show, which is why we
watch it. That's why we love this is why we watch it. It's
pretty crazy. It is all these people are nuts and they are, well,
we got some babies coming. I know Anaya's about to give birth to
anayas I know, and we'll see how that goes. God stink ass grandmother
is gonna piss me off. I'm sorry, Auntie because she doesn't want to
be called grandmother. She's too young for that. Yeah, okay, lady,
whatever. Well, do we have anything else that we need to say
to these beautiful raccoons before we get to hail out of here? Beatrice?
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