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You know we're not factored in Kevio
and are handicapping for the Masters next week.

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How will the solar eclipse affect the
first practice round at Augusta, nash

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These guys are gonna have to pause
play through. It isn't that jumping to

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conclusions, Mike, because how do
we know someone's not going to injure their

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back? Get the san Antonio Valero
open. I'm kind of jealous that san

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Antonio gets Rory McElroy. Yes,
speak, they get the Master's primer,

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and all we get is kh Lee
yeah again and went again to smoke everybody.

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And I like kh Lee seems like
a fine young man, two time

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champ, but Rory, he ain't. We get screwed. I always get

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screwed. Uh yeah, downbeat fun
times, your talkbacks coming up in just

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a moment, and uh you already
the birthdays today? No, we haven't,

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all right, man, Yeah,
play your game. I know we're

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just lading up to your damn game. We're not. There's no game.

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There's no game we'll do. We'll
do birthdays now. I got a better

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play ton packs. Today's April second
guys birthdays interesting Zach Bryan twenty eight don't

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know the late is Zach Brian controversy. Oh do you know anything about Zach

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Brian? I really don't. Actually, uh, I've never even tried to

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really listen. I've some people say
it's good and some don't. But Pete

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Alonzo of the Mets is just getting
shredded as the Mets got swept in their

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opening series. And then he went
on stage and did a song with Zach

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Bryan and Boomer. A Sison of
all people said that Pete Alonzo does not

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have the DNA of a winning athlete
because they were zero and three in their

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one hundred and sixty two game season. Now in football, that's different,

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I think, weirdly, but don't
They wept, and he went to the

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Zach Bryant concert and sang a song
with him that night. Yeah, and

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Boomer and Carton, Yes, Met
Carton's over there doing insider trading schemes and

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avoiding that dude should have been in
jail for a long time and he got

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out. Oh. I don't love
sending people to prison in the first place,

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but but dude, that guy got
out real quick, and then she

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got his job back. He's that
good Boomer, I mean, oh,

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my god, I'm so glad we
don't have to have hot takes. That's

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not a dude that they have.
A winning athlete went to a concert.

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The Mets are zero and three,
like they are every year. It doesn't

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matter. I think we're supposed to
have hot takes too. I got one,

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I gave one. I gave one, I gave one earlier. You

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have to listen to the podcast to
find out all hot takes tomorrow. Let's

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make sure they're all fabricated. How
about one typically, you know, supporting

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a point that you don't really necessarrely
believe in. Right, No, that's

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what you know. How about hot
take Monday for the for the silver eclipse?

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Okay, because we're the sun,
just go, and we also do

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the show with our bare ass hanging
out the window for the moon. It's

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the moon. Please give me a
second birthday. Billy Cooker's twenty eight,

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Quevo thirty three. I'll give five
points of I owe you money from Kevin

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if you can name the rap group
that Quavo is a part of. Oh

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no, I know this, unfortunately, JJ oh. I know this because

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it's the dude who died down in
Houston. They got shot no, I

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almost had it again. How much
money are you talking? It kind of

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rhymes with the eggs a little bit
weirdly. Migos. Come on, we'll

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take migos. Migos. Yeah,
I got it. There's five Kevin points

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to use down the road. Michael
Fastmen's forty six? What's that thing he

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was in? Single thing he's been
in? Killer, Killer, The Killer,

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The Killer. It's great, really
good Fastbender Yeah x Men. Yeah,

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definitely guy. If you showed him
on a screen, I would go,

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I don't know. He's very handsome
and he's he's pretty much good in

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every he's very bad. How old
is he? Forty six? He's gotten

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nothing, absolutely shredded, just god
damn nothing on Pedro Pascal, who's forty

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nine. Oh the Viper, Oh
this is new, mister fantastic. Did

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he do anything before he got his
eyes ripped out by the mountain? I

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don't know. I mean like that's
when he did saw him right? Yeah?

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Game of Throws was kind of like
his take. He was the pimp

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in that, like he was the
coolest character. But it is odd to

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do that. Did he do Narcos
after Thrones? After I'm pretty positive or

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like kind of I think the kind
of intertwine. Maybe they might have at

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one point. Yes, but how
about that one memorable character that kind of

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lit the lit the fuse into Now
he's like the cool Zaddy. Yeah,

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Saddy Zaddy of our generation. Okay, isn't that like reserved for bears?

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Nope? No, no, Dad, Dad, you qualifies as that you

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are Saddy? Okay, you say
no, but Daddy Bayless, it doesn't

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matter. It's what Billboard bayliss,
sir, hit it No, Pete Cavillia's

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sixty former Zaddy a man ink Man? You missed the ink Man, Mikey.

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I don't have any opinion on the
ink man. He was huge around

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here, for he was very barrel
chest. He has barrel chested. Emmy

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Lou Harris seventy six. Wow,
she's getting up there man. As we

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discussed yesterday, Marvin Gay would have
been eighty five years old before his daddy

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shot him on the chest the day
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What a dick. Here's today's dandal, Marvin Gay. Yeah, he

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probably didn't think of it like that. It's true. Here's today's bandal and

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he will go first today. JJ
crank me up. Please find for a

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bandle, Danny, this is fun
to explain what this is. It's one

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piece of a song, layer by
a layer. You got to guess what

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it is and we'll all know it. We think super Freak by James Brown.

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Okay, let me tap it in
see is it fit? Because I

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don't know James Brown. Guess I
mean not James Brown. James obviously wrong,

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Mike, Oh, sorry, So
I get a second layer of audio.

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We go, oh, well it
is super free. Well I typed

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it super freakd by James Brown,
So I'll take super Freak by Rick James.

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Is that one word or two?
Guess what? Incorrect? Okay,

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I'm ready for Well, what is
it? You can't touch this? Yes?

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Oh, because he stole it.
I guess sampled it by Mastery of

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Ceremonies Hammer. Okay, cool,
there's today's you keep Track. That's a

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point, bandle. That's a point
for the point. That's a point for

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the anything down. It doesn't seem
like you're pens I'm not throwing a penis.

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Do you want head gag back on? Will I cheer you up?

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No? I don't want that to
happen. Okay, before we do talk

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backs. Mike, What you watched
females go toe to toe last night on

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national television? I did. I
watched pretty much the entire game, the

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last six minutes earlier, Iowan l
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I'm sort of fascinated by Caitlyn Clark, you know, because she got five

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million dollars offer for the three three
ball league three ball what was it?

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Triple big big? Yeah, she
just fill I've seen her play before,

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but I haven't seen it forever.
I know, her big showdown with Angel

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Reese LSU. This rematch, I
was like, this could be juicy and

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okay, okay, Caateon Clark the
best basketball player on that floor and the

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second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth best basketball players all played

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for LSU. Yeah, led by
Angel Reese and then Iowa just had some

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gals. But that girl is just
unstoppable. She scored forty one points nine

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three pointers. Are you serious?
And he's yoking it from NBA three point

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range. She missed it, but
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She just fills it up. Man. Plus she's got handles. It's like

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they go only as far as that
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girls are just kind of complimentary,
just getting rebounds and trying to get to

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the rock. Yeah, it was
a fun watch. I mean, I

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don't watch too much women's basketball,
and it's obviously a slower product. And

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there was like four traveling calls,
and you know, a couple of other

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little things that stood out. But
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she's a tall girl, just kind
of ripping them. But it was

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fun showdown, but nothing, no
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They hugged each other at the end, very briefly. I wouldn't say

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it was an embrace. I was
an embrace. It wasn't like when Dirk

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hugged me last Friday. He didn't
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a pat on the back. Why
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to me? Why would you say
that out loud? We want real good.

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Lie. I used to lie,
and you know I don't lie anymore.

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He stopped lying, which is a
lie. Classic liars. Reset It's

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like that thing and you have an
injury on the job. It's been zero

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many days since Mike roy lied.
You guys know I'm not lying anymore.

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Not lying anymore. I didn't reset
to zero again. He would never reset.

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It didn't even just stays on zero, just started rotating and then snap

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back to zero again every time I
talk Happy birthday? Whoever that? Yeah,

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speaking of round ball, are you
guys doing it tonight? Nine T

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and T start, which means they
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done. And it always seems like
the halftimes longer because you got to talk

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to Shaq and Chuck and Kenny and
Bill or whoever else is No, we

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got and believe Steph is back.
Yeah, this is more of a kind

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of a makeup game from why not
sure if this is the makeup game or

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the next one is the makeup game, because remember the next one, their

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assistant coach died. So they come
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Golden State. Not the most convenient, But we are looking at the end

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here with eight games left. Then
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at a home, Warriors at home, and then Sunday home Rockets, and

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then a couple more road trips they
gotta make. But are we favored in

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this bad Boy? I think I
think they are not. I think The

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Warriors are favored by one and a
half last I saw, and I know

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it's good ViBe's time around here right
now, but tonight might be the night

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that they might run into a little
bit of trouble. I just feel that.

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I mean, they've it's Warriors by
one. The Warriors do need it

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is the Rockets are two games behind
them for the ten spot, the final

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spot and the play in What if
we just smack them around, it'd be

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great steaming through every town in the
West. But it's the late game on

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T and T. You're out there
in their barn. They've got they got

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Curry back. They need it more
than the MAVs do. The MAVs are

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writing what is a seven game streak. There's going to be psychological advantages and

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disadvantages, and I think the mass
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don't need this as much, and
they they they don't. They don't need

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it as badly as Golden State does. I would not be surprised if the

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MAVs got beat tonight. Danny when
he does this, Look, I'm being

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honest selling a Christopher Bell here.
No, that means, Look, I'm

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hoping that the MAVs are listening because
I know they're huge, huge, They're

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probably listening to us, and they're
gonna get mad at me, and then

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they're gonna turn it up a notch. It's called reverse psychology. Mike,

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you got me the winner? You
hear that? Derek Lively Junior, By

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the way, are we the biggest? Do we have the most juniors of

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any team in the NBA? It's
incredible Lively Daniel Gaffer Junior, Dinosaur Junior

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Uncle Jr. I think there's like
four or five? Damn comed On,

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is there another one? No?
That's it? No, there's more.

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I don't know, Man, You're
done out with some crazy Jason Kidd Jr.

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No, I don't know. I
thought there was like five you know

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what. Never seen Jason Kidd's parents. Wow, I'm not gonna do it.

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I'll make it till poly tent halftime. And it's like the maps are

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by one and Luca has twenty seven
at the house. I have responsibilities to

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not like going to Denton to speak
to the youth about the future. What

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are you doing that again? This
again? Did it ever? Smester?

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What? Every semester I'm the keynote
speaker you can say no, you wake

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up. You have to you have
an early day. I'm the keynote speaker.

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You are not a keynote speaker.
Somebody else do it, Mabe.

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This is just a teacher that doesn't
want to figure out something to do today,

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right, make that, don't do
any They have speakers. That's the

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classes. Mike Turley or somebody do
No. One knows who that is.

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He says that one time. Now
one knows was that that one time?

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A nice enough guy, but that
one time he was yelled at. That's

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what they know. Look, Caitlyn
Clark, Danny, look at her just

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up there, ripping behind the back
rip. She's kind of like a little

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looseid to her. Did they lose? No? Dacas was there cheering like

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crazy too. I guess he went
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is a Kansas fan. Well,
I was right near Kansas coming. We

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can't be a bandwagoner. That was
weird. Claire talkbacks well in a minute,

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Alex Fudge Junior. First, you
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North Texas well, I gather no, have fun doing a service for the

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youth. That's what it is.
It's not half fun. At North Texas.

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It's have fun being an eye con
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Michael Fastbender has a huge dog.
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Shame. I don't know, Okay, I knew I liked him. Yeah,

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I think he plays a sex addic
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now got a big dog? I
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me about it, My holy count, it's gonna eat me like three feet.

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It's like one of the dune sandworks. Yeah, go get the Michael

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Fastbender and popcorn buckets fish hold out. Here are our talkbacks full today?

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Oh yeah, volume up here we
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about the first person whoever hate an
egg. They were like, whoa,

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you see what came out of that
chicken? His I think I'm going to

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eat it. Probably what happened.
I wonder if they spoke English. I

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mean you think they dropped it?
Was it caveman talk? You think the

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caveman dropped the egg? And then
they're like and then smell, smell,

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and then touched it, and then
the one looked at the other caveman,

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and then they looked at each other, and then he just slowly raised his

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finger to his mouth, and the
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no, no no, and he
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right leaf. Once we figure out
fire I as a plan, then they

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killed. Just go good on leaf. Dip, it's dip, just go

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good on leaf. Broken English.
Don't insult the cave man. I know

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by pretending another dialog they're just trying
to sell insurance, or by ordering them

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a full season on NBC on It's
on the cave Man. No one needed

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twenty four episodes of that. I
don't even know why it was offered.

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Oh look, Danny, get to
the end of the week news recap.

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Oh crap, how long is it
too? No? We don't, Yeah,

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we do. We'll see if we
have time, we will make tale

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see Roy. Yeah. In Texas, Oh, we don't call them cal

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fields. We call it the pasture. When we talk about cattle in Texas,

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saings. So please lean on old
Dingu and Cavio when talking about things

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about Texas. I love you,
yeah, Mike, Well what does that

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mean? I'm supposed to ask for
word clearance from these two. It's a

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start Bumpkins Colfield Colfield? Is that
not that's not acceptable? Carlos Colfield Colfield,

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Yeah, you do sound like my
kid, Calfield. Calfield, it's

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a pastor, sweetie. I was
like, yeah, of the aggies play

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what are you talking about, oh, Calfields of boys? So case Brody

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hasn't told you. WrestleMania is this
weekend and on Night one, the main

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event is Cody Rhodes except Rawlins against
our Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns and the

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Final Boss, the Rock. I
don't think they're gonna win because there's only

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one person that can defeat both the
tribal chiefs and the Final Boss, and

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that's Kevin Costner. Damn it.
Yeah, it actually did, because I'm

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like, all right, this is
all just information. There's got to be

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a banger here. He was thinking
Hulk Hogan and it was Kevin Toss.

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Are you guys gonna watch WrestleMania?
No? Why not? Don't you have

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a Do you know how much stuff
I have to do? Stop saying that

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every he's turned into that guy.
Yes, exactly what we talked about.

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Everybody Oh no, I'm so busy
and you're just fishing lint out of your

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belly button for half an hour.
Oh yeah, yeah, hey, oh

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no, I'd love you. Everything's
crazy right now. That's another one Sunday

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night. My last Sunday night regarded
downloading text messages from your brother cash to

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edit for audio. That was my
Sunday night. So we'll see. He's

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doing nothing around here. This guy
that'll have a lot of interest. It's

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the showcase of the immortals. And
maybe someone could intrigue me and sell me

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on it. Maybe later in the
week, maybe get man. Rangers third

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Basement are like the drummers of Spinals. Dad, I don't seem to last

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very long. Okay, delivered pretty
goody good? Uh here we go.

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Hey, yesterday I ran into Doc
Brown from the Future and he told me

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all about the Mike Soroy Museum of
Gambling. I guess in twenty thirty two,

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Mike, you made a huge bet
on the presidential election that made you

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a legend. You parlayed three congressmen, two senators, two judges, and

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the president and you hit on all
of them. Regulation Hey, he's going

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third level because apparently in the year
twenty three seventy one. I'm a famous

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presidential assassin, or say yesterday,
good morning. This is Marcus from Esputt

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City. Jim. We're trying to
reach Kevin Turner about his gym membership keyfob.

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You see, we came under new
management and doing an audit, we

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realized that he has not come to
pick up his new key fob, which

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changed in about twenty thirteen. Most
members figured this out when they tried to

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access the site. But I guess
Kevin hasn't been in a while. So

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if you could just come by and
get your key fob off of my desk,

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please, thank you. That's one. I'm just sitting there pretty easy

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right there. There's a lot of
Kevin Turners at the s Butt City Gym.

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There's many out there. So we're
worried about the fob that lets you

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into your gym. Kevin, it
works. I'll have them on back today.

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I'll go and I still, lady, do you want calling in tomorrow

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morning? No, get the old
lady to print your key fob. Activity.

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Old ladies love printing. They actually
do. It's strange. She'll love

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this printing. I want time out
feeding the feeding people. Yeah, This

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message is for Kevin Turner. This
is Tad at Planet Fitness, and we're

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gonna be revoking your gym membership.
Uh. You just showing up for like

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five minutes a day, taking a
selfie to post and stuff them using the

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showers is really upset the patrons.
So yeah, we're gonna need you to

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find another gym because you can't come
back here. Oh no, oh no,

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So you banned from s but City
Gym and Planet Fitness. What are

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you gonna do? Continue going to
the gym? I actually go to Richardson

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Heights off a Rappo. Will you
keep we send Jim pictures on your Instagram.

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I'm not going today. I gotta
go wherever you go and write Jim

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half hashtag Jim Life hashtag Jim every
time you go, Well not every time,

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but maybe maybe tomorrow. Want to
go? Yeah? Okay, yo,

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how do you plan a eclipse party? You plan it fantastic. It's

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fantastic and you vetted these Wow guys. You know I listened to you guys

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on the radio all the time,
so I'm not up with the latest music.

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So thanks for sharing that. The
top music of today sucks. Okay,