You know we're not factored in Kevio and are handicapping for the Masters next week.
How will the solar eclipse affect the first practice round at Augusta, nash
These guys are gonna have to pause play through. It isn't that jumping to
conclusions, Mike, because how do we know someone's not going to injure their
back? Get the san Antonio Valero open. I'm kind of jealous that san
Antonio gets Rory McElroy. Yes, speak, they get the Master's primer,
and all we get is kh Lee yeah again and went again to smoke everybody.
And I like kh Lee seems like a fine young man, two time
champ, but Rory, he ain't. We get screwed. I always get
screwed. Uh yeah, downbeat fun times, your talkbacks coming up in just
a moment, and uh you already the birthdays today? No, we haven't,
all right, man, Yeah, play your game. I know we're
just lading up to your damn game. We're not. There's no game.
There's no game we'll do. We'll do birthdays now. I got a better
play ton packs. Today's April second guys birthdays interesting Zach Bryan twenty eight don't
know the late is Zach Brian controversy. Oh do you know anything about Zach
Brian? I really don't. Actually, uh, I've never even tried to
really listen. I've some people say it's good and some don't. But Pete
Alonzo of the Mets is just getting shredded as the Mets got swept in their
opening series. And then he went on stage and did a song with Zach
Bryan and Boomer. A Sison of all people said that Pete Alonzo does not
have the DNA of a winning athlete because they were zero and three in their
one hundred and sixty two game season. Now in football, that's different,
I think, weirdly, but don't They wept, and he went to the
Zach Bryant concert and sang a song with him that night. Yeah, and
Boomer and Carton, Yes, Met Carton's over there doing insider trading schemes and
avoiding that dude should have been in jail for a long time and he got
out. Oh. I don't love sending people to prison in the first place,
but but dude, that guy got out real quick, and then she
got his job back. He's that good Boomer, I mean, oh,
my god, I'm so glad we don't have to have hot takes. That's
not a dude that they have. A winning athlete went to a concert.
The Mets are zero and three, like they are every year. It doesn't
matter. I think we're supposed to have hot takes too. I got one,
I gave one. I gave one, I gave one earlier. You
have to listen to the podcast to find out all hot takes tomorrow. Let's
make sure they're all fabricated. How about one typically, you know, supporting
a point that you don't really necessarrely believe in. Right, No, that's
what you know. How about hot take Monday for the for the silver eclipse?
Okay, because we're the sun, just go, and we also do
the show with our bare ass hanging out the window for the moon. It's
the moon. Please give me a second birthday. Billy Cooker's twenty eight,
Quevo thirty three. I'll give five points of I owe you money from Kevin
if you can name the rap group that Quavo is a part of. Oh
no, I know this, unfortunately, JJ oh. I know this because
it's the dude who died down in Houston. They got shot no, I
almost had it again. How much money are you talking? It kind of
rhymes with the eggs a little bit weirdly. Migos. Come on, we'll
take migos. Migos. Yeah, I got it. There's five Kevin points
to use down the road. Michael Fastmen's forty six? What's that thing he
was in? Single thing he's been in? Killer, Killer, The Killer,
The Killer. It's great, really good Fastbender Yeah x Men. Yeah,
definitely guy. If you showed him on a screen, I would go,
I don't know. He's very handsome and he's he's pretty much good in
every he's very bad. How old is he? Forty six? He's gotten
nothing, absolutely shredded, just god damn nothing on Pedro Pascal, who's forty
nine. Oh the Viper, Oh this is new, mister fantastic. Did
he do anything before he got his eyes ripped out by the mountain? I
don't know. I mean like that's when he did saw him right? Yeah?
Game of Throws was kind of like his take. He was the pimp
in that, like he was the coolest character. But it is odd to
do that. Did he do Narcos after Thrones? After I'm pretty positive or
like kind of I think the kind of intertwine. Maybe they might have at
one point. Yes, but how about that one memorable character that kind of
lit the lit the fuse into Now he's like the cool Zaddy. Yeah,
Saddy Zaddy of our generation. Okay, isn't that like reserved for bears?
Nope? No, no, Dad, Dad, you qualifies as that you
are Saddy? Okay, you say no, but Daddy Bayless, it doesn't
matter. It's what Billboard bayliss, sir, hit it No, Pete Cavillia's
sixty former Zaddy a man ink Man? You missed the ink Man, Mikey.
I don't have any opinion on the ink man. He was huge around
here, for he was very barrel chest. He has barrel chested. Emmy
Lou Harris seventy six. Wow, she's getting up there man. As we
discussed yesterday, Marvin Gay would have been eighty five years old before his daddy
shot him on the chest the day before his birthday, shot him his heart.
What a dick. Here's today's dandal, Marvin Gay. Yeah, he
probably didn't think of it like that. It's true. Here's today's bandal and
he will go first today. JJ crank me up. Please find for a
bandle, Danny, this is fun to explain what this is. It's one
piece of a song, layer by a layer. You got to guess what
it is and we'll all know it. We think super Freak by James Brown.
Okay, let me tap it in see is it fit? Because I
don't know James Brown. Guess I mean not James Brown. James obviously wrong,
Mike, Oh, sorry, So I get a second layer of audio.
We go, oh, well it is super free. Well I typed
it super freakd by James Brown, So I'll take super Freak by Rick James.
Is that one word or two? Guess what? Incorrect? Okay,
I'm ready for Well, what is it? You can't touch this? Yes?
Oh, because he stole it. I guess sampled it by Mastery of
Ceremonies Hammer. Okay, cool, there's today's you keep Track. That's a
point, bandle. That's a point for the point. That's a point for
the anything down. It doesn't seem like you're pens I'm not throwing a penis.
Do you want head gag back on? Will I cheer you up?
No? I don't want that to happen. Okay, before we do talk
backs. Mike, What you watched females go toe to toe last night on
national television? I did. I watched pretty much the entire game, the
last six minutes earlier, Iowan l s U. Yeah. I mean,
I'm sort of fascinated by Caitlyn Clark, you know, because she got five
million dollars offer for the three three ball league three ball what was it?
Triple big big? Yeah, she just fill I've seen her play before,
but I haven't seen it forever. I know, her big showdown with Angel
Reese LSU. This rematch, I was like, this could be juicy and
okay, okay, Caateon Clark the best basketball player on that floor and the
second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth best basketball players all played
for LSU. Yeah, led by Angel Reese and then Iowa just had some
gals. But that girl is just unstoppable. She scored forty one points nine
three pointers. Are you serious? And he's yoking it from NBA three point
range. She missed it, but she took one, touching the logo.
She just fills it up. Man. Plus she's got handles. It's like
they go only as far as that girl takes them. Because the rest of
girls are just kind of complimentary, just getting rebounds and trying to get to
the rock. Yeah, it was a fun watch. I mean, I
don't watch too much women's basketball, and it's obviously a slower product. And
there was like four traveling calls, and you know, a couple of other
little things that stood out. But I mean as bad Ash had twenty rebounds,
she's a tall girl, just kind of ripping them. But it was
fun showdown, but nothing, no sparks, flew body handled everything with class.
They hugged each other at the end, very briefly. I wouldn't say
it was an embrace. I was an embrace. It wasn't like when Dirk
hugged me last Friday. He didn't hug you. He It was more of
a pat on the back. Why do you not want something good to happen
to me? Why would you say that out loud? We want real good.
Lie. I used to lie, and you know I don't lie anymore.
He stopped lying, which is a lie. Classic liars. Reset It's
like that thing and you have an injury on the job. It's been zero
many days since Mike roy lied. You guys know I'm not lying anymore.
Not lying anymore. I didn't reset to zero again. He would never reset.
It didn't even just stays on zero, just started rotating and then snap
back to zero again every time I talk Happy birthday? Whoever that? Yeah,
speaking of round ball, are you guys doing it tonight? Nine T
and T start, which means they gotta wait until the first game is over
done. And it always seems like the halftimes longer because you got to talk
to Shaq and Chuck and Kenny and Bill or whoever else is No, we
got and believe Steph is back. Yeah, this is more of a kind
of a makeup game from why not sure if this is the makeup game or
the next one is the makeup game, because remember the next one, their
assistant coach died. So they come from Sacramento down to Houston back up to
Golden State. Not the most convenient, But we are looking at the end
here with eight games left. Then we'll go Thursday with the Hawks, Friday
at a home, Warriors at home, and then Sunday home Rockets, and
then a couple more road trips they gotta make. But are we favored in
this bad Boy? I think I think they are not. I think The
Warriors are favored by one and a half last I saw, and I know
it's good ViBe's time around here right now, but tonight might be the night
that they might run into a little bit of trouble. I just feel that.
I mean, they've it's Warriors by one. The Warriors do need it
is the Rockets are two games behind them for the ten spot, the final
spot and the play in What if we just smack them around, it'd be
great steaming through every town in the West. But it's the late game on
T and T. You're out there in their barn. They've got they got
Curry back. They need it more than the MAVs do. The MAVs are
writing what is a seven game streak. There's going to be psychological advantages and
disadvantages, and I think the mass will be at a psychological disadvantage because they
don't need this as much, and they they they don't. They don't need
it as badly as Golden State does. I would not be surprised if the
MAVs got beat tonight. Danny when he does this, Look, I'm being
honest selling a Christopher Bell here. No, that means, Look, I'm
hoping that the MAVs are listening because I know they're huge, huge, They're
probably listening to us, and they're gonna get mad at me, and then
they're gonna turn it up a notch. It's called reverse psychology. Mike,
you got me the winner? You hear that? Derek Lively Junior, By
the way, are we the biggest? Do we have the most juniors of
any team in the NBA? It's incredible Lively Daniel Gaffer Junior, Dinosaur Junior
Uncle Jr. I think there's like four or five? Damn comed On,
is there another one? No? That's it? No, there's more.
I don't know, Man, You're done out with some crazy Jason Kidd Jr.
No, I don't know. I thought there was like five you know
what. Never seen Jason Kidd's parents. Wow, I'm not gonna do it.
I'll make it till poly tent halftime. And it's like the maps are
by one and Luca has twenty seven at the house. I have responsibilities to
not like going to Denton to speak to the youth about the future. What
are you doing that again? This again? Did it ever? Smester?
What? Every semester I'm the keynote speaker you can say no, you wake
up. You have to you have an early day. I'm the keynote speaker.
You are not a keynote speaker. Somebody else do it, Mabe.
This is just a teacher that doesn't want to figure out something to do today,
right, make that, don't do any They have speakers. That's the
classes. Mike Turley or somebody do No. One knows who that is.
He says that one time. Now one knows was that that one time?
A nice enough guy, but that one time he was yelled at. That's
what they know. Look, Caitlyn Clark, Danny, look at her just
up there, ripping behind the back rip. She's kind of like a little
looseid to her. Did they lose? No? Dacas was there cheering like
crazy too. I guess he went to the No he didn't he was he
is a Kansas fan. Well, I was right near Kansas coming. We
can't be a bandwagoner. That was weird. Claire talkbacks well in a minute,
Alex Fudge Junior. First, you do the sponsorship. Have fun at
North Texas well, I gather no, have fun doing a service for the
youth. That's what it is. It's not half fun. At North Texas.
It's have fun being an eye con in the industry. Someone said,
Michael Fastbender has a huge dog. Famous, that's what someone said, can
Shame. I don't know, Okay, I knew I liked him. Yeah,
I think he plays a sex addic in that movie. Really, hey,
now got a big dog? I haven't seen it. Okay. This
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Fastbender and popcorn buckets fish hold out. Here are our talkbacks full today?
Oh yeah, volume up here we go. Yep. I like to think
about the first person whoever hate an egg. They were like, whoa,
you see what came out of that chicken? His I think I'm going to
eat it. Probably what happened. I wonder if they spoke English. I
mean you think they dropped it? Was it caveman talk? You think the
caveman dropped the egg? And then they're like and then smell, smell,
and then touched it, and then the one looked at the other caveman,
and then they looked at each other, and then he just slowly raised his
finger to his mouth, and the other caveman's going no, no, no,
no, no no, and he just kept doing it. And on
right leaf. Once we figure out fire I as a plan, then they
killed. Just go good on leaf. Dip, it's dip, just go
good on leaf. Broken English. Don't insult the cave man. I know
by pretending another dialog they're just trying to sell insurance, or by ordering them
a full season on NBC on It's on the cave Man. No one needed
twenty four episodes of that. I don't even know why it was offered.
Oh look, Danny, get to the end of the week news recap.
Oh crap, how long is it too? No? We don't, Yeah,
we do. We'll see if we have time, we will make tale
see Roy. Yeah. In Texas, Oh, we don't call them cal
fields. We call it the pasture. When we talk about cattle in Texas,
saings. So please lean on old Dingu and Cavio when talking about things
about Texas. I love you, yeah, Mike, Well what does that
mean? I'm supposed to ask for word clearance from these two. It's a
start Bumpkins Colfield Colfield? Is that not that's not acceptable? Carlos Colfield Colfield,
Yeah, you do sound like my kid, Calfield. Calfield, it's
a pastor, sweetie. I was like, yeah, of the aggies play
what are you talking about, oh, Calfields of boys? So case Brody
hasn't told you. WrestleMania is this weekend and on Night one, the main
event is Cody Rhodes except Rawlins against our Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns and the
Final Boss, the Rock. I don't think they're gonna win because there's only
one person that can defeat both the tribal chiefs and the Final Boss, and
that's Kevin Costner. Damn it. Yeah, it actually did, because I'm
like, all right, this is all just information. There's got to be
a banger here. He was thinking Hulk Hogan and it was Kevin Toss.
Are you guys gonna watch WrestleMania? No? Why not? Don't you have
a Do you know how much stuff I have to do? Stop saying that
every he's turned into that guy. Yes, exactly what we talked about.
Everybody Oh no, I'm so busy and you're just fishing lint out of your
belly button for half an hour. Oh yeah, yeah, hey, oh
no, I'd love you. Everything's crazy right now. That's another one Sunday
night. My last Sunday night regarded downloading text messages from your brother cash to
edit for audio. That was my Sunday night. So we'll see. He's
doing nothing around here. This guy that'll have a lot of interest. It's
the showcase of the immortals. And maybe someone could intrigue me and sell me
on it. Maybe later in the week, maybe get man. Rangers third
Basement are like the drummers of Spinals. Dad, I don't seem to last
very long. Okay, delivered pretty goody good? Uh here we go.
Hey, yesterday I ran into Doc Brown from the Future and he told me
all about the Mike Soroy Museum of Gambling. I guess in twenty thirty two,
Mike, you made a huge bet on the presidential election that made you
a legend. You parlayed three congressmen, two senators, two judges, and
the president and you hit on all of them. Regulation Hey, he's going
third level because apparently in the year twenty three seventy one. I'm a famous
presidential assassin, or say yesterday, good morning. This is Marcus from Esputt
City. Jim. We're trying to reach Kevin Turner about his gym membership keyfob.
You see, we came under new management and doing an audit, we
realized that he has not come to pick up his new key fob, which
changed in about twenty thirteen. Most members figured this out when they tried to
access the site. But I guess Kevin hasn't been in a while. So
if you could just come by and get your key fob off of my desk,
please, thank you. That's one. I'm just sitting there pretty easy
right there. There's a lot of Kevin Turners at the s Butt City Gym.
There's many out there. So we're worried about the fob that lets you
into your gym. Kevin, it works. I'll have them on back today.
I'll go and I still, lady, do you want calling in tomorrow
morning? No, get the old lady to print your key fob. Activity.
Old ladies love printing. They actually do. It's strange. She'll love
this printing. I want time out feeding the feeding people. Yeah, This
message is for Kevin Turner. This is Tad at Planet Fitness, and we're
gonna be revoking your gym membership. Uh. You just showing up for like
five minutes a day, taking a selfie to post and stuff them using the
showers is really upset the patrons. So yeah, we're gonna need you to
find another gym because you can't come back here. Oh no, oh no,
So you banned from s but City Gym and Planet Fitness. What are
you gonna do? Continue going to the gym? I actually go to Richardson
Heights off a Rappo. Will you keep we send Jim pictures on your Instagram.
I'm not going today. I gotta go wherever you go and write Jim
half hashtag Jim Life hashtag Jim every time you go, Well not every time,
but maybe maybe tomorrow. Want to go? Yeah? Okay, yo,
how do you plan a eclipse party? You plan it fantastic. It's
fantastic and you vetted these Wow guys. You know I listened to you guys
on the radio all the time, so I'm not up with the latest music.
So thanks for sharing that. The top music of today sucks. Okay,