The Downbeat on ninety seven one in the Freak. Let's give the six am
crew a little bit of love two one four or eight one seven seven eight
seven one nine seven one. You want a pair of tickets to the twenty
twenty three us LBM Coast to Coast Challenge at Dicky's Arena, Saturday, December
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TCU, Texas Tech, and UTA all playing that day. Go call
her five fourteen straight hours of hoops. It's six eevy yours. He keeps
a longer day, and I don't think that's what you should expect. I
want them to know what's on the line here when you call in. The
amount of editing I have to do on these air checks for a client is
shout out to our friend Fitz who's in town listening to us live. What's
fits doing? He moved to Colorado. I know Commies every day. I
forgot about it is going away part. He didn't go to it and he
came back in. You read it. You forgot about it? Yeah,
I just forgot it was a banner. It's like going on man at the
Cosmos yeah, but he's in town to cover the parade. He said,
he's getting to listen to us live. I'm not right here. On ninety
seven won the Freak and he said he wanted us to bring it this morning.
Bring it. You should have listened yesterday. You should have listened yesterday.
Today I got nothing out of gas. We're hoping to get off the
access road so we don't have to get towed. Please, please go,
I go one one mile left on that thing. Please I need downhill neutral
Well, he said, he's covering the parade. Let's do the most important
thing in the world. Yeah, you're giving away some tickets already did he
did, But they're just gonna call all you prize pigs out there. Better
like basketball. Don't call him prize pigs. That's what Kat said yesterday.
I like that thereafter, like Paul a sup quarter of more stations than we'd
ever know. Yeah, everyone thought that he just like one station. Know,
he listened to all of them and got stuffed from all of them.
When I was in high school, had a friend named Chris Flack, and
there was a brand new radio station like started in Sarasota, Florida, and
no one knew about it or had heard about it. I know the feeling,
and no one was listening, but it was really good. Bizarre.
How do you how do you tell them? I kid, just stand on
the street corner and say, hey, try this, it's fun. I
don't know how to do it. I've given out so many freak stickers.
It's been turned down. But it was his new station. He was the
first parton and they would give way a bunch of stuff because they're trying to
get people. You know. He won. He won prizes like three times
per week for like four months. There rules again that now there weren't.
Then he was winning TVs and he's like, dude, no one knows the
station is even on the air, and they keep doing these big giveaways.
He won so much stuff, just like calling it out. It's Chris on
Siesta, gosh like, and he was hesitant to tell us, you know.
And then I think after he re outfitted his entire room, he was
like, dude, all I do is get packages delivered the radio station.
We used to do a lot of contests and mierly days at the old station.
You know what, the statute of limitations has run out. I rigged
a contest one time for a friend of mine, really giant entertainment system,
one of the most inspirable in the game, like one of the worst power
Oh it was something like that. I mean it was the big flat screen
and like a five thousand dollars value. Yeah, yeah, And I just
told them when to call in and was very selective on taking the call.
And I just let me put it this way. Maybe I didn't one hundred
percent rig it, but it's kind of like insider trading. And they ended
up winning. And it's these two roommate dirt bag buddies of mine from Denton,
and they ended up getting all this stuff installed at their house. And
then they got the tax bill. They had to pay like eight hundred bucks
and taxes on this giant ass entertainment system, and they're like, we don't
have any money. I think they had to sell the system taxes. That's
amazing and illegal. You're gonna have to leave, all right, please don't.
Well, I'm not rigging the contest for these highly coveted hoops tickets,
right, Kevin, Right, right, Kevin. Luckily you don't have to
worry about that. I'm a different version of myself now. And I would
never stoop to such levels. Yeah, we'll prove it next week by handling
our giveaways. Okay, happily, let you signed up for the system.
Uh so today is the World Series paraide and I don't just say that like
it's nothing. Today in Arlings, I was about to read copy point is
the World Series parade. And now here's Kevin very specific directions. The reason
that ken The reason was not enthusias. I was about to read some coffee.
Do you like copy? You can go to Java, Johnes dut copy,
stop by o host Locos and try the best food made from scratch,
including their Mexican City tacos in Chipotle. Qeso Loco is that Mexico City tacos.
Probably it says Mexican City tacos, Mexican City tacos. So uh we
Hispanic and by we I mean the iHeart cars are gonna be at the o
host Locos Sports Canteen off Copeland Road. Now I am gonna be somewhere else,
but I will be at the Prey and I think I will be the
station correspondent. Really, or maybe I'm one of many station correspondents. Benskin
Show and the Speakeasier at Pluckers in Dallas for the Freaking the Weekend series.
It's close. So yeah, they're right on the outskirts of the parade BYuT
twenty five miles and then you know, all you gotta do is go see
them and then hit thirty. But I will be doing live call ins,
you know, beginning around twelve fifteen or whatever whatever I'm needed for. Really,
I'm going to tune in for that. I'm in a good part of
the predell I actually, what does that mean. I'm just looking where I'm
gonna be. I'm right by the parade viewing area with video screens. That
is good. I'm in a good, good spot. How did you that?
I got an email that said, want to park here from our good
friends, the Dallas Jackals. Love the Dallas Jackals rugby. That's cool.
So that's all happening. And I'm sure this would be broadcasting on Bally,
which half the Metroplex said, huh huh. And then but I think some
of the others you'll see some simulcast in situations. Is your spot near the
end? Yeah, okay, that's what we need. Yeah, he drunk
when he drunk people, Oh my God, I I've already got a bunch
of interviews lined up. No you don't. Yeah, with who Pudge Smokey
the Bear, keep going, Rangers fan down. They're all lined up and
timed like you know, twelve fifteen, twelve thirty. Yeah, Pudge Smoky
the Bear is gonna be there looking like a zaddy that he is. You
should be out there drinking. You're gonna not even charge your phone. You
keep your phone plugged in this morning, I could charge it on the way
to Arlington, when I'm assuming I'll be sitting in nut to butt traffic.
I saw Arlington iced Grand Prairie. I s D said, no school day,
Dallas. He said, we'll be keeping schools open. Damn it.
Give the kids a break. Now, you know what make the kids go
to school? No? Do we have transportation to get to Arlington. Yeah,
it's called car. Okay, so kids in school are going to take
car the sponsor of sports car. What needs to happen is even if your
kids are mandated to go to school or school's not let out, good parents
will take them out of school and take them to the parade. Right,
make your memories is one of the keys to being a good parent. Kevin,
the Arlington mayor sent out the letter you know he did with the big
blank Mayor Jim Ross, the standard bit of the mayor his authorized everyone to
get off work in school. He put a joke in there at the end.
What was it? Just signed this official form the bold so you know,
Okay, this is way too dark. So I'm gonna get it out
of the way. In the first hour of the show. I was thinking
about this yesterday and maybe it's because of I don't know odds. What are
the odds on there being a shooting of some sort. Oh, my god,
one that wipes out a bunch of people, just gunshots in the air.
Jesus, Kevin, I'm not gonna lily one that they tossed my mind.
I'm the only one. We don't talk about those things till they happen.
We talk about them for twelve hours, then we don't talk about them
again. They certainly don't talk about them before they have up, and you
freak, it crossed my mind. What do you think our attendance is going
to be? I have not even know where to start, but let's all
come up with a number. I'm ready, Okay, seven million people in
the Metroplex because you know they're going to estimate how many people are there and
then they're probably gonna Vince mcmonnett and triple that number. Well, forty people
can fit like ticket stock, exactly like ticket Stock were every year. We
said fire Marshall was just about to shut them doors. The pictures look,
yeah, you can see tep it less boots every year the day. But
the appearance game is no world to get into. The day that we started
the station, we had that big party, uh freak launch party at Echo
Lounge and they were like introducing all of us and uh like one by one
we walk out there in the crowd, would you know, cheer a little
of it. And the entry is Kevin and he walked out and he stood
right next to me, and the crowd clapped, and I just leaned over
to Kevin. I go tepid huh, like, I know you think I
have his fell Mark Coupan back there. Yeah, there was here. I
mean, what do you think one hundred and fifty thousand more more more not
a million, No, not a million. We're saying they expected about a
million people, a lot of people, millions in the mid five hundred thousand
people, I guarantee you are you guaranteeing? May guarantee one hundred thousand,
two hundred thousand. Okay, to go stand in a park and there are
forty thousand people make up the space of Globally Fields. Okay, forty thousand
people can attend that, and the parade's going around all of that. Yeah,
there will be well ten of those is four hundred thousand. There will
be more than ten full Global Life fields. Dude, we're people. That'd
be great. I mean, they deserve it. I hope that people do.
I hope it's a beautiful chaos out there. Well, see who's closest
without going over, who's gonna count? What's the official count? They're gonna
know they there will be assuring number number one. I'm going to count and
two they're gonna know. That's why I'm going out there. And he's got
his little umpire number counter on his belt. You should count everyone you see,
and that won't be the official number, but just count how whoever you
see? How people? You see a kid screw skin over and be like,
take my phone die because he's counting on me to call in. He's
counting. It's kind of kind of save the day. You know what,
you're a big this is it's this extra that I'm doing today. That's the
type of stuff that propels you to it. Dallas Observer Radio host of the
Year Awards. You guys, are you are really making a run at twenty
twenty four, aren't you? I am No, I'm going no, I'm
not. You would think that by now that like some type of aerial shot
from a drone or satellite or whatever would be able to zoom in with enough
resolution that there would be a program that could count the number of people.
They can I guarantee you that exists a curial someone can and just count yeah,
yeah. Or there's some spines, get a beating hearts approximation. It's
all bad data. A lot of this world, whatever it is, there
will be aye by dinner time. There will be a number that we lock
in and assume is correct for it. I'm going five hundred k, Danny.
That's they're gonna report upwards of a million people, right, I know
they are. They're gonna wrestle any of this thing, and I think they'll
probably be about which means live two hundred and fifty thousand three hundred thousand.
Okay, I think maybe I'll vote the same as Danny. Yeah, let
doesn't do anything for the game. There's no game. Not everything has to
have a resultant points. Yes, not everything has to end with somebody having
a foot is an iPhone case, Kevin, it's gonna be me probably sympathy
Shall May is your next host to Saturday Night Live on the eleventh, because
I would say, two hundred and fifty is my guest? What's the reported
number that's all worth a million? No, they're gonna say a million.
I freaking guarantee you, Mikey. No, they're not. They are not
stupid. They won't be able to justify a million. I bet they I
bet. I bet the official number that we go with forever after this day
is four hundred thousand. You think yep. I can already see the lower
third on the local news. Half a million, half a million sounds better.
They're gonna say they're gonna bump about two. It's two hundred thousand into
four hundred thousand, and then be like camp take fire. That's why I
think it's more, because it's in the middle still. By doing the right
thing and keeping it in Arlington, that was absolutely the right thing. By
the way, making a big city move to Dallas or down in the Stockyards
would have wiped out. Now it's right in the middle, people in Dallas,
in Fort Worth. It won't be too far. I'll make the trick.
This is it's gonna be huge. This gonna be huge. Yeah.
If you wanted a downtown parade like you would get in New York or Boston,
or that looks really cool on TV and people hanging out of buildings,
yeah, yeah, that would have been great. I guess what, get
the ballpark in your downtown. Rangers must have been around longer than the Mavericks
too. I'm not having a debate over who's more popular. I'm not doing
that. But the longevity here does help the Rangers case for having a big
ascraft today people of all ages. Now, my questions are very simple.
Or were you allowed to drink? Yeah? Right? Oh yeah, there's
nothing they can do right party on the streets, right, yeah. I
think cops are fairly lenient with that. We'll see they are, well,
you shall see. I don't know, man, I was thinking about don't
you had to get a flask grantual walk around the Tall Boy Were you allowed
to just walk around on the streets of Dallas with a red cup full of
booze? No? I mean I do it every time I walk from Cash's
house to the ac just like last night. We all had roadies and you
walk past all these cops who are letting you, you know, stop in
traffic. No one's ever said a word. They could if they wanted to.
Yeah, I think so it's not legal to walk around with a cup
of booze. I'm pretty sure that in certain sections of New Orleans it's not
legal, but it's never enforced at all unless you do something to draw attention
to you. Exactly. I think that's exactly what it is. And yes,
you can drink. Well, I'm not reporting that you can bring coolers
and post up and get hammered, but that's what you should do. There's
no story. Can't you drink when they tailgate like opening? Yeah, and
that's on private property though, Yeah, that's on private property. I won't
see how this is any different, you know. Yeah, so the maths
and stars would do downtown Dallas. It would be so weird if this was
being held in Dallas. That would be effing weird. Before it was announced
I considered it. I'm like, oh, maybe they will. That would
be so dumb. It's you have to do it where they're doing it now.
It's such a it's such a middle finger to the eight one seven,
which by far supports the Rangers more than the two one four. If they
did it in Dallas. If they didn't, that would such a terrible idea.
Now, just traversing a square around three parking lots seems a little Arlington.
What it is? It's Arlington. Dallas does prevent you. This is
according to the tab Sea website, Dallas does prevent you from a public conception
of alcohol. But I do not see Arlington or fort Worth on the on
that list. There you go, you got that on the tcby website.
Yes, you know, I see if they can send us up a delicious
frozen frozen yogurt this morning, froo maybe healthy, get little granola in.
There were still more parade stuff later because we go throughout the day. Absolutely,
because we didn't even get to anything. The downbeat. Yeah you know,
good birthdays or no? Or am I jamming you up? You want
to save your birthday? Jamming me at all? You got good birthdays?
Eight minutes here, let me do birthdays for two minutes. It's not a
huge day, Okay, hit me. You know I love celebrity birthdays,
one of your favorites, and will actually just lien the Mike Siroy Spank Bank
Hall of Fame, Oh, Lily Tomlin. Roseanne bar is seventy one today.
I appreciate you implying that I jacked to Rosemann bar But she's kind of
funny back in the day. It's a good show before the latest allegation.
Yeah, before whatever I'm supposed to be mad at her for. I don't
know now. Now she's very bad. She's some racist stuff. Oh then
yeah, Dolph Lunder in sixty six full penetration. Oh what what are you
doing? How do you plan on remaining upright today? It's just a question.
It's hard for me because I'm so funny. I have never I've never
in my life been more fired up by a movie trailer than whatever year it
was. And the Rocky three came out and they did that, and then
they had the American flag glove and the Russian glove slowly coming at each other,
and then bouche they exploded. I haven't it's fun ever been more fired
up by a trailer that's back in the day when you see a trailer JJ
on the screen and that's the first you ever even heard of this movie.
Here is the most excited I've ever been for a movie. This trailer JJ
creak me up a lead character in there that Dolf can bang throughout the whole
movie. Yeah, I kind of hate women though. Oh I feel like
they just slow action movies down to right. No, Maxy, you're dead
wrong on that. You're dead wrong. See what if we were to bring
an incredibly hot but skeptical female lab partner into the mix, and then that
way, whenever Doll's not out busting heads because he smelled crime, he's back
at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now here's
the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show
all of them because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these
days, guys. Full penetration. Guys, we're gonna show full penetration,
and we're gonna show a lot of them. I mean we're talking, you
know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lung would really go in a town on this
hot young labteck from Bout sixty cow Girl, Reverse Cowgirl, all the hits,
all the big ones, all the good ones, and then he smells
crime again. He's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for
some more full penetration, smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration,
crime penetration, crime, full penetration, crime penetration. And this goes
on and on and back and forth for ninety or so minutes until the movie
just sort of ends. That is brilliant. That is the most brilliant movie
I've ever heard in mine. I think audiences are going to be very uncomfortable
seeing Doph Lundon's naked penis. I'm sorry. Every year it's really good off
London will be celebrated but excited. That is brilliant. Off to the side,
the movie just sort of ends, like every movie pretty much. Cetration
Adam at sixty nine, Danny Kendall Jenner's twenty eight JJ The Boo of Bad
Booty. No, she's young, she's young and hip. She dressed and
a hip like you. She dressed up like Marilyn Monroe for Halloween. Actually
good, Yes, of course she did, Yes she did. Uh.
Colin Kaepernick thirty six, Dennis Miller seventy, Colin Kaepernick, bring them both
back to football, and that was making a threesome. Phil Sims of sixty
eight bringing back, bringing them back. And Larry Holmes is seventy four,
the great Larry Holmes. He was at that Tyson Fury fight. Really yeah,
he looking they ran wow, Yeah, Okay, he was in attendance
in Great Larry. He was there. You know, someday they're going to
say the same things about us. Well, they were there. Yeah.
Oh, Mike McCarthy with something inspiring. Oh, MAVs play in the important
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