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The Downbeat on ninety seven one in
the Freak. Let's give the six am

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crew a little bit of love two
one four or eight one seven seven eight

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seven one nine seven one. You
want a pair of tickets to the twenty

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twenty three us LBM Coast to Coast
Challenge at Dicky's Arena, Saturday, December

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sixteenth. Tickets and more info at
Dickie's Arena dot com. That's college basketball,

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TCU, Texas Tech, and UTA
all playing that day. Go call

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her five fourteen straight hours of hoops. It's six eevy yours. He keeps

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a longer day, and I don't
think that's what you should expect. I

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want them to know what's on the
line here when you call in. The

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amount of editing I have to do
on these air checks for a client is

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shout out to our friend Fitz who's
in town listening to us live. What's

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fits doing? He moved to Colorado. I know Commies every day. I

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forgot about it is going away part. He didn't go to it and he

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came back in. You read it. You forgot about it? Yeah,

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I just forgot it was a banner. It's like going on man at the

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Cosmos yeah, but he's in town
to cover the parade. He said,

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he's getting to listen to us live. I'm not right here. On ninety

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seven won the Freak and he said
he wanted us to bring it this morning.

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Bring it. You should have listened
yesterday. You should have listened yesterday.

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Today I got nothing out of gas. We're hoping to get off the

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access road so we don't have to
get towed. Please, please go,

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I go one one mile left on
that thing. Please I need downhill neutral

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Well, he said, he's covering
the parade. Let's do the most important

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thing in the world. Yeah,
you're giving away some tickets already did he

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did, But they're just gonna call
all you prize pigs out there. Better

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like basketball. Don't call him prize
pigs. That's what Kat said yesterday.

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I like that thereafter, like Paul
a sup quarter of more stations than we'd

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ever know. Yeah, everyone thought
that he just like one station. Know,

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he listened to all of them and
got stuffed from all of them.

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When I was in high school,
had a friend named Chris Flack, and

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there was a brand new radio station
like started in Sarasota, Florida, and

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no one knew about it or had
heard about it. I know the feeling,

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and no one was listening, but
it was really good. Bizarre.

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How do you how do you tell
them? I kid, just stand on

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the street corner and say, hey, try this, it's fun. I

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don't know how to do it.
I've given out so many freak stickers.

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It's been turned down. But it
was his new station. He was the

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first parton and they would give way
a bunch of stuff because they're trying to

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get people. You know. He
won. He won prizes like three times

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per week for like four months.
There rules again that now there weren't.

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Then he was winning TVs and he's
like, dude, no one knows the

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station is even on the air,
and they keep doing these big giveaways.

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He won so much stuff, just
like calling it out. It's Chris on

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Siesta, gosh like, and he
was hesitant to tell us, you know.

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And then I think after he re
outfitted his entire room, he was

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like, dude, all I do
is get packages delivered the radio station.

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We used to do a lot of
contests and mierly days at the old station.

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You know what, the statute of
limitations has run out. I rigged

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a contest one time for a friend
of mine, really giant entertainment system,

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one of the most inspirable in the
game, like one of the worst power

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Oh it was something like that.
I mean it was the big flat screen

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and like a five thousand dollars value. Yeah, yeah, And I just

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told them when to call in and
was very selective on taking the call.

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And I just let me put it
this way. Maybe I didn't one hundred

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percent rig it, but it's kind
of like insider trading. And they ended

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up winning. And it's these two
roommate dirt bag buddies of mine from Denton,

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and they ended up getting all this
stuff installed at their house. And

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then they got the tax bill.
They had to pay like eight hundred bucks

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and taxes on this giant ass entertainment
system, and they're like, we don't

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have any money. I think they
had to sell the system taxes. That's

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amazing and illegal. You're gonna have
to leave, all right, please don't.

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Well, I'm not rigging the contest
for these highly coveted hoops tickets,

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right, Kevin, Right, right, Kevin. Luckily you don't have to

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worry about that. I'm a different
version of myself now. And I would

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never stoop to such levels. Yeah, we'll prove it next week by handling

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our giveaways. Okay, happily,
let you signed up for the system.

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Uh so today is the World Series
paraide and I don't just say that like

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it's nothing. Today in Arlings,
I was about to read copy point is

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the World Series parade. And now
here's Kevin very specific directions. The reason

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that ken The reason was not enthusias. I was about to read some coffee.

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Do you like copy? You can
go to Java, Johnes dut copy,

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stop by o host Locos and try
the best food made from scratch,

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including their Mexican City tacos in Chipotle. Qeso Loco is that Mexico City tacos.

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Probably it says Mexican City tacos,
Mexican City tacos. So uh we

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Hispanic and by we I mean the
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host Locos Sports Canteen off Copeland Road. Now I am gonna be somewhere else,

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but I will be at the Prey
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station correspondent. Really, or maybe
I'm one of many station correspondents. Benskin

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Show and the Speakeasier at Pluckers in
Dallas for the Freaking the Weekend series.

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It's close. So yeah, they're
right on the outskirts of the parade BYuT

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twenty five miles and then you know, all you gotta do is go see

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them and then hit thirty. But
I will be doing live call ins,

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you know, beginning around twelve fifteen
or whatever whatever I'm needed for. Really,

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I'm going to tune in for that. I'm in a good part of

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the predell I actually, what does
that mean. I'm just looking where I'm

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gonna be. I'm right by the
parade viewing area with video screens. That

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is good. I'm in a good, good spot. How did you that?

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I got an email that said,
want to park here from our good

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friends, the Dallas Jackals. Love
the Dallas Jackals rugby. That's cool.

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So that's all happening. And I'm
sure this would be broadcasting on Bally,

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which half the Metroplex said, huh
huh. And then but I think some

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of the others you'll see some simulcast
in situations. Is your spot near the

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end? Yeah, okay, that's
what we need. Yeah, he drunk

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when he drunk people, Oh my
God, I I've already got a bunch

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of interviews lined up. No you
don't. Yeah, with who Pudge Smokey

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the Bear, keep going, Rangers
fan down. They're all lined up and

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timed like you know, twelve fifteen, twelve thirty. Yeah, Pudge Smoky

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the Bear is gonna be there looking
like a zaddy that he is. You

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should be out there drinking. You're
gonna not even charge your phone. You

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keep your phone plugged in this morning, I could charge it on the way

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to Arlington, when I'm assuming I'll
be sitting in nut to butt traffic.

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I saw Arlington iced Grand Prairie.
I s D said, no school day,

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Dallas. He said, we'll be
keeping schools open. Damn it.

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Give the kids a break. Now, you know what make the kids go

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to school? No? Do we
have transportation to get to Arlington. Yeah,

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it's called car. Okay, so
kids in school are going to take

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car the sponsor of sports car.
What needs to happen is even if your

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kids are mandated to go to school
or school's not let out, good parents

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will take them out of school and
take them to the parade. Right,

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make your memories is one of the
keys to being a good parent. Kevin,

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the Arlington mayor sent out the letter
you know he did with the big

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blank Mayor Jim Ross, the standard
bit of the mayor his authorized everyone to

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get off work in school. He
put a joke in there at the end.

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What was it? Just signed this
official form the bold so you know,

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Okay, this is way too dark. So I'm gonna get it out

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of the way. In the first
hour of the show. I was thinking

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about this yesterday and maybe it's because
of I don't know odds. What are

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the odds on there being a shooting
of some sort. Oh, my god,

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one that wipes out a bunch of
people, just gunshots in the air.

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Jesus, Kevin, I'm not gonna
lily one that they tossed my mind.

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I'm the only one. We don't
talk about those things till they happen.

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We talk about them for twelve hours, then we don't talk about them

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again. They certainly don't talk about
them before they have up, and you

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freak, it crossed my mind.
What do you think our attendance is going

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to be? I have not even
know where to start, but let's all

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come up with a number. I'm
ready, Okay, seven million people in

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the Metroplex because you know they're going
to estimate how many people are there and

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then they're probably gonna Vince mcmonnett and
triple that number. Well, forty people

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can fit like ticket stock, exactly
like ticket Stock were every year. We

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said fire Marshall was just about to
shut them doors. The pictures look,

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yeah, you can see tep it
less boots every year the day. But

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the appearance game is no world to
get into. The day that we started

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the station, we had that big
party, uh freak launch party at Echo

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Lounge and they were like introducing all
of us and uh like one by one

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we walk out there in the crowd, would you know, cheer a little

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of it. And the entry is
Kevin and he walked out and he stood

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right next to me, and the
crowd clapped, and I just leaned over

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to Kevin. I go tepid huh, like, I know you think I

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have his fell Mark Coupan back there. Yeah, there was here. I

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mean, what do you think one
hundred and fifty thousand more more more not

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a million, No, not a
million. We're saying they expected about a

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million people, a lot of people, millions in the mid five hundred thousand

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people, I guarantee you are you
guaranteeing? May guarantee one hundred thousand,

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two hundred thousand. Okay, to
go stand in a park and there are

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forty thousand people make up the space
of Globally Fields. Okay, forty thousand

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people can attend that, and the
parade's going around all of that. Yeah,

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there will be well ten of those
is four hundred thousand. There will

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be more than ten full Global Life
fields. Dude, we're people. That'd

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be great. I mean, they
deserve it. I hope that people do.

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I hope it's a beautiful chaos out
there. Well, see who's closest

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without going over, who's gonna count? What's the official count? They're gonna

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know they there will be assuring number
number one. I'm going to count and

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two they're gonna know. That's why
I'm going out there. And he's got

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his little umpire number counter on his
belt. You should count everyone you see,

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and that won't be the official number, but just count how whoever you

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see? How people? You see
a kid screw skin over and be like,

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take my phone die because he's counting
on me to call in. He's

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counting. It's kind of kind of
save the day. You know what,

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you're a big this is it's this
extra that I'm doing today. That's the

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type of stuff that propels you to
it. Dallas Observer Radio host of the

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Year Awards. You guys, are
you are really making a run at twenty

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twenty four, aren't you? I
am No, I'm going no, I'm

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not. You would think that by
now that like some type of aerial shot

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from a drone or satellite or whatever
would be able to zoom in with enough

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resolution that there would be a program
that could count the number of people.

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They can I guarantee you that exists
a curial someone can and just count yeah,

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yeah. Or there's some spines,
get a beating hearts approximation. It's

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all bad data. A lot of
this world, whatever it is, there

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will be aye by dinner time.
There will be a number that we lock

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in and assume is correct for it. I'm going five hundred k, Danny.

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That's they're gonna report upwards of a
million people, right, I know

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they are. They're gonna wrestle any
of this thing, and I think they'll

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probably be about which means live two
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Okay, I think maybe I'll vote
the same as Danny. Yeah, let

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doesn't do anything for the game.
There's no game. Not everything has to

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have a resultant points. Yes,
not everything has to end with somebody having

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a foot is an iPhone case,
Kevin, it's gonna be me probably sympathy

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Shall May is your next host to
Saturday Night Live on the eleventh, because

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I would say, two hundred and
fifty is my guest? What's the reported

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number that's all worth a million?
No, they're gonna say a million.

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I freaking guarantee you, Mikey.
No, they're not. They are not

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stupid. They won't be able to
justify a million. I bet they I

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bet. I bet the official number
that we go with forever after this day

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is four hundred thousand. You think
yep. I can already see the lower

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third on the local news. Half
a million, half a million sounds better.

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They're gonna say they're gonna bump about
two. It's two hundred thousand into

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four hundred thousand, and then be
like camp take fire. That's why I

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think it's more, because it's in
the middle still. By doing the right

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thing and keeping it in Arlington,
that was absolutely the right thing. By

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the way, making a big city
move to Dallas or down in the Stockyards

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would have wiped out. Now it's
right in the middle, people in Dallas,

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in Fort Worth. It won't be
too far. I'll make the trick.

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This is it's gonna be huge.
This gonna be huge. Yeah.

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If you wanted a downtown parade like
you would get in New York or Boston,

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or that looks really cool on TV
and people hanging out of buildings,

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yeah, yeah, that would have
been great. I guess what, get

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the ballpark in your downtown. Rangers
must have been around longer than the Mavericks

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too. I'm not having a debate
over who's more popular. I'm not doing

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that. But the longevity here does
help the Rangers case for having a big

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ascraft today people of all ages.
Now, my questions are very simple.

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Or were you allowed to drink?
Yeah? Right? Oh yeah, there's

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nothing they can do right party on
the streets, right, yeah. I

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think cops are fairly lenient with that. We'll see they are, well,

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you shall see. I don't know, man, I was thinking about don't

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you had to get a flask grantual
walk around the Tall Boy Were you allowed

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to just walk around on the streets
of Dallas with a red cup full of

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booze? No? I mean I
do it every time I walk from Cash's

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house to the ac just like last
night. We all had roadies and you

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walk past all these cops who are
letting you, you know, stop in

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traffic. No one's ever said a
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Yeah, I think so it's not
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of booze. I'm pretty sure that
in certain sections of New Orleans it's not

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legal, but it's never enforced at
all unless you do something to draw attention

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to you. Exactly. I think
that's exactly what it is. And yes,

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you can drink. Well, I'm
not reporting that you can bring coolers

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and post up and get hammered,
but that's what you should do. There's

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no story. Can't you drink when
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that's on private property though, Yeah, that's on private property. I won't

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see how this is any different,
you know. Yeah, so the maths

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and stars would do downtown Dallas.
It would be so weird if this was

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being held in Dallas. That would
be effing weird. Before it was announced

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I considered it. I'm like,
oh, maybe they will. That would

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be so dumb. It's you have
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It's such a it's such a middle
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which by far supports the Rangers more
than the two one four. If they

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did it in Dallas. If they
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Now, just traversing a square around
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What it is? It's Arlington.
Dallas does prevent you. This is

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according to the tab Sea website,
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of alcohol. But I do not
see Arlington or fort Worth on the on

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that list. There you go,
you got that on the tcby website.

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frozen frozen yogurt this morning, froo
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There were still more parade stuff later
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because we didn't even get to anything. The downbeat. Yeah you know,

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good birthdays or no? Or am
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to save your birthday? Jamming me
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Eight minutes here, let me do
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huge day, Okay, hit me. You know I love celebrity birthdays,

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one of your favorites, and will
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Hall of Fame, Oh, Lily
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I appreciate you implying that I jacked
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funny back in the day. It's
a good show before the latest allegation.

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Yeah, before whatever I'm supposed to
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know now. Now she's very bad. She's some racist stuff. Oh then

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yeah, Dolph Lunder in sixty six
full penetration. Oh what what are you

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doing? How do you plan on
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It's hard for me because I'm so
funny. I have never I've never

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in my life been more fired up
by a movie trailer than whatever year it

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was. And the Rocky three came
out and they did that, and then

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they had the American flag glove and
the Russian glove slowly coming at each other,

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and then bouche they exploded. I
haven't it's fun ever been more fired

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up by a trailer that's back in
the day when you see a trailer JJ

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on the screen and that's the first
you ever even heard of this movie.

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Here is the most excited I've ever
been for a movie. This trailer JJ

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creak me up a lead character in
there that Dolf can bang throughout the whole

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movie. Yeah, I kind of
hate women though. Oh I feel like

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they just slow action movies down to
right. No, Maxy, you're dead

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wrong on that. You're dead wrong. See what if we were to bring

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an incredibly hot but skeptical female lab
partner into the mix, and then that

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way, whenever Doll's not out busting
heads because he smelled crime, he's back

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at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments
on her supple young body. Now here's

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the twist, and there is a
twist. We show it. We show

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all of them because what's the one
major thing missing from all action movies these

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days, guys. Full penetration.
Guys, we're gonna show full penetration,

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and we're gonna show a lot of
them. I mean we're talking, you

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know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lung
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hot young labteck from Bout sixty cow
Girl, Reverse Cowgirl, all the hits,

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all the big ones, all the
good ones, and then he smells

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crime again. He's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for

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some more full penetration, smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration,

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crime penetration, crime, full penetration, crime penetration. And this goes

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on and on and back and forth
for ninety or so minutes until the movie

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just sort of ends. That is
brilliant. That is the most brilliant movie

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I've ever heard in mine. I
think audiences are going to be very uncomfortable

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seeing Doph Lundon's naked penis. I'm
sorry. Every year it's really good off

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London will be celebrated but excited.
That is brilliant. Off to the side,

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the movie just sort of ends,
like every movie pretty much. Cetration

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Adam at sixty nine, Danny Kendall
Jenner's twenty eight JJ The Boo of Bad

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Booty. No, she's young,
she's young and hip. She dressed and

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a hip like you. She dressed
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good, Yes, of course she
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Colin Kaepernick thirty six, Dennis Miller
seventy, Colin Kaepernick, bring them both

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back to football, and that was
making a threesome. Phil Sims of sixty

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eight bringing back, bringing them back. And Larry Holmes is seventy four,

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the great Larry Holmes. He was
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he looking they ran wow, Yeah, Okay, he was in attendance

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in Great Larry. He was there. You know, someday they're going to

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say the same things about us.
Well, they were there. Yeah.

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