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Moran Podcast. Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks
for telling her friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
Doug Phelps getting all warmed up over there. I'm fired up. I'm
telling you, you know, always happening. I don't know. I've been
a good day so far. Sony back Man. The sun out today,
right tomorrow another nice day. Food. He was in here a few minutes
ago. He's skipping out on work or took the day off to go golf.
I'm I was out by the lake today and I saw a ton of
boats, ton people trying to get this summer. I never saw so many
people coming up the river like by uh, not far from Holdi's right,
yeah, it just coming up. I was like there had to be like
four or five boats. I'm like, I haven't seen that many on a
Saturday any one in October, I know, right, So that's where everybody
was off to. I was out that way for Kevin's mom's calling hours.
Yeah, I went there too. Oh you did, ye? I did.
I got there early, got the early bird special. I do that.
I get there right if I would have. I had a meeting that
ran a little longer than I intended, and then I drove out there.
So I had to give Kevin a hug, and yeah, I kept tugging
to him. It's like I don't do hugs like, oh, I'm sorry
why so yeah, he doesn't do hugs like oh okay, no problems.
Wait there was a whole wait a second, like what kind of hug?
What are you doing? Oh you know, hey man, I'm sorry about
your mom. What are you doing? Like a bro hug or a hug
I can't get I went in for the whole thing. You went in for
the whole thing. But I knew would make it uncomfortable. That's why I
did it, kind of break break the tension, yeah, you know,
And he looked like I just about to go play golf. Yes, he
was dressed away and he said his wife was giving him ship, but he
wanted to be comfortable. And I mean, you're on your feet for a
long time. I wore this. I wore shorts in there. I didn't
care. You know, that's nice and respectful and it's very good. Oh
down West Virginia, paulbears looked like they just came off as Virginia. Times
have changed a little bit. For wait, I was gonna wear a jacket,
and then somebody said to me, don't you know, don't worry,
you don't wear a jacket. And I said, all right, it's whatever
you feel comfortable for I would walk in. Is that you show up?
Yeah? Thank you, Doug. Right, that was very nice. So
after that I go, I go to meet Kevin's brother. Yeah, and
uh, you know Kevin's Kevin's brother has a special needs and I go,
hey, I'm sorry about your mom. He goes, you have big hair.
That's true, that's pretty observant. That's that's pretty true. Yeah.
It was funny because I needed to take my GPS out to uh from where
I was out to where Kevin the funeral home was, and it was taking
me like this kind of back way, and I started and I was thinking
about it. I go, man, and I go, this is something
for Danny to even think of, because Danny's a big Danny's a very take
band funeral. No no, no, no, no, Danny. Danny's
a Christian guy, right follows the Bible. Jesus is his GPS. And
I go, but I started to think of this. I go, boy,
because something had happened prior to that. I'm like, we were lie,
we're more dependent on GPS than our own internal GPS when it comes to
life, like, well, we won't listen to the ship inside of us
because we mean because I had a meeting with some people and uh, you
know, we're chatting away and then I say, well, here's you know,
some stuff, and there wasn't even a hesitation. It was simply no.
And I said, well how about that? Not all of it?
And I was like in that moment, I was like, do I pack
it up and leave? Because you know, you're kind of standing there,
and I got this internal thing like jan hang on a beat here. So
we start talking and then the person goes, we really like your interview style.
We're thinking of doing a documentary. We want you to do the interviews.
And I was like, okay, but I was about you have to
walk. My point is if I listened to an external GPS, I would
have fucking walked out. Said no, had I not? Just for whatever
reason, just went give it a beat here and let's see what happens and
just started chatting. And the guy goes, we really like this, we
like what you're doing, and blah blah blah. I came in and they
were playing the pocket. They're doing the research. I don't know. I
have no idea, but it was. It was cool, and I'm like
okay, and I said, I go that there's a little lesson in that
stopped depending on the sad lights so much because sometimes they steer you wrong and
start listening to your internal guidance system because that's gonna get it right. Well,
okay, so I'm way back from Kevin's Mom's wake. I turn on
the Buffalo Sports station and the host is by himself and every week they have
to have these contractually obligated gambling proa right, and this girl was talking about
her partner and how he's like he did all the math and he's like,
you gotta go with the Giants tonight, talking about last night. And then
she goes, and then she goes, sometimes you just if the football doesn't
match the numbers, maybe you should just go with the football. I'm like,
you're the expert. Yeah, maybe you should just go with your internal
clock and just to pick your internal gut, right, Yeah, Yeah,
I think the Seahawks. I saw your boy cowhard for a Kelly Cawherd a
couple of minutes today and he was saying, like that, that's a team.
He thinks that the fourth iteration of the Seahawks. And he goes in
every time he's gotten them to Pete Carroll's got him to the playoffs every time,
and he and he's saying, right now, he thinks, who's the
quarterback Gino Smith? Yeah, he goes, I think Gino Smith is a
valuable trade right now. You've got a lot of young guys who are performing
well. And he goes, who knows what this team could do? He
goes, I think they're a playoff team this year. And he goes,
and I think they're a playoff team even if they traded Gino. Yeah,
that's something more value. They might be. Yeah, they might be.
I mean, I mean the NFC is so bad. Yeah they are.
Oh whoa who they are? He doesn't really matter who makes the playoffs in
the NFC because because I picked up the party. He's got the seventies,
poor name. He got George Kittle with a ten foot tongue. He got
a defense kicking everybody's here. He got an Irish been playing running back right
exactly. The planets are like for the Niners this year. This guy,
he's running roll like his Lucky charms. Jerry Rice is signing one year contract
for one million dollars. He'll sign a one day contract. Yes, who
will? It's gonna say. O J. Simpson O J was at the
game on Sunday. He was there and then he was sitting in a suite
and he did his acts World from from and then he did it again from
the airport. I think I might still have the airport one. Let me
just say, was he jumping over luggage like he was back in the day.
Yeah, actor, he was sitting there and he goes here comes a
some Miami fans yelling in the background. But he apparently was there all week.
We were trying to debate last night who brings OJ in, and it's
got to be like, how we don't know how OJ's making money, and
any money that's on the record, I would assume has to go or at
least a large percentage of it. They can't take his pension, No,
but not his pension, but any money he makes. Yeah, So the
problem is they've created these shell companies. Well, we're wondering if OJ got
paid cash by somebody to come in and maybe I don't know, hang out
golf entertained at Dinners and because he's sitting in a suite and he's not there
as a guest of the bills, he was in a suite that he filmed
from there. And then he's at the airport flying out right after the game,
and he said, I've been in Buffalo all week. Great restaurants,
great entertainment. You may not think that about this town, but dude's a
lot going on. He's always been a big proponent of Buffalo, like Scottonias
proponent. He had never lived there. Well that's the thing though, but
he said, but Scott Pittoni actually tell me that Oj Sipson was Buffalo's best
ambassador even during their like awful years in the seventies and eighties when they were
like the Mistake on the Lake two next to Cleveland. He goes like OJ
always talked up Buffalo. He never wanted to be there, You never want
to stay there, but he always talked it up. He always talked well
about Buffalo. Ever said a bad thing about Buffalo? Well, yeah,
I mean OJ never said a much of a bad thing anything. You know
what happens when you do that, though, It builds up, builds up,
builds up, and eventually he just fucking lose your minds. It's gonna
and you're talking about wrong kill you gotta let it out if I have a
release. Once in a while, Christ said, I don't want mushrooms on
my pizza. That's the last straw, you bitch. Of course, there
were a million of you know what Oja said to somebody in the suite,
passed the knife. They get all scared. Oh juice anymore? He drinks
slice. Yeah, I forgot slice, right, I forgot. I don't
know, Nope, went away with Oja. Yeah, o Ja ruined it
all and fucking endorsements, remember one that so after I got out of not
out of jail, after he got exonerated, found not guilty. Let's say
that he They tried to make a reality show called Juiced where he would show
up in disguise as other people and he'd prank people like punked, and they
did say at the end of the show, you got juiced. Wait a
second, when was this U In the late nineties they tried doing this TV
or something? Wait in the late nineties, Yeah, late nineties or early
after the Holy He got Off? Yeah, Anaya, whose fucking idea was
that? Well, it was this guy that I think we interviewed him,
the guy who helped said helped OJ get away with murder. He she tried
to put together this show. They would tape this and they tried to sell
it to like these like you know, being c companies And how would you
love to see all the all the attempted stuff that's gone on, because I
mean, look, there's been a lot of stuff to try and fails.
Yeah, there was game shows about businesses in Rochester about like a year and
a half ago. A big company came in and they couldn't get anybody to
buy it, but they filmed and they spent like two weeks here and nothing
happened. I didn't hear about that. Well, it was kept pretty under
wrap. What the Farley brothers, uh CGI communications, Jim Kelly involved in
some big project that happened. Yeah, probably, Okay, Yeah, I
mean I think there's a lot of Look, I think it's a lot harder
than than people think. We all think we have the you know, the
next great idea or the next great movie script. Just asked Doug. Absolutely,
I got two at home. I'm sure he is. Now they're different,
Yeah, probably different things. Yeah, yeah, And I'm and to
me, it's like, don't give up, do not give up, fucking
push it to stop. Don't get well, I just heard, well,
well, there's a lot of things that go into it. Yeah, I
know. Now I might have the comedy to kind of launch me into the
direction of meeting other people. Let's not get our hopes up. But Netflix
is looking for content. And good night. By the way, I was
blowing you hard last night, right, I was because Hippolito was in here.
I saw Mark. Yeah, it was gonna get Mark. Mark told
great behind the scene comedies. If you if you get a chance, you
can find the episode. It's called Tales from the Club. I was watching
a little bit of the list and he had some really great, great insight
just behind the scene stuff. So who was a real prick and who was
this? And you know his time when he went out to the comedy store
in LA and how he caught a bunch of different acts including Chris Rock and
Kevin Hard on the same bill, you know, working out some material.
He wanted to be a comic, right And I don't know his story.
I never really got into his story. I don't know with it polito.
I've known him for years and he's always been the manager or someone involved at
an upward level within the comedy club always. Uh. He really did a
nice job with Webster in what I thought was an odd an odd location.
We you know, we were used to kind of well Henrietta had the free
parking and stuff. But and then when he moved it back downtown. I
mean he's a co founder of this one. Yeah, and you know,
and it was really his relationships to build. I mean that that that's the
greatest thing that I'm I think it's one of these things where you've always heard
but uh, it's about relationships and what value you can bring, you know,
don't always be sticking your hand out looking for someone to help you.
You know what I mean? You know, hey, can you I'm not
that you do this, but just like, can you get me stage time?
Can you give me this? You got to be a value, even
if it's just a friendship. And that's what he did, and that's how
this whole comedy thing came about with Thrash. Was really that now he was
running the was the comics cafe he was in Henrietta, and then the one
in Webster because I had somebodies that used to work there for years and they
said that the comics that come in, they're all either alcoholics are straight as
an arrow. Yeah, there's like there's there's no one between between which and
that was that was a different time in comedy. I think they papered the
room a lot. I don't think I could go up on stage smashed.
I would forget. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, the first year I
had a couple of drinks before I got a stage. I'm like, now
this is Mark told the story last night about a guy who was so high
on coke that he had done the first show and then he took a woman
back to like their green room, and then the woman laughed and then he
locked the door and they're banging on the door and they em sis up trying
to introduce the guy and they're banging, bang, and they can't get in.
So they finally somehow, I think they had to. I don't think
they Yeah, I think they did. And they get in there and he's
got like shit all over his face, blood coming out of his nose,
and they're trying to shake it. They didn't know if he was dead.
They're trying to shake him. He's like, what's going on? You got
a show? No? No, he bring it out. Guy was a
fucking mess. I think he may be dead. This guy, I don't
remember the name, Yeah I do. Oh Angel Sealsazzar Seals are Yeah,
I mean yeah, yeah. He had a semi big run for a little
bit. Sounds familiar. Yeah, but he uh and he Mark said that
he he got he was a it was the worst show. And he went
down and he motorboated a chick in the front row, like suck his face
right in there, and he goes in left like you know, slobber and
all this, and she was sitting with his her fucking father father lost his
ship. I mean, those are the stories they were great stories and funny
if it doesn't happen to you, funny if it doesn't happen to you.
But that that's it, you know. So I thought I thought of both
you assholes today. Isn't that funny? I thought you with the GPS,
And then I thot you as I'm driving back, as I'm coming into the
city, all of a sudden, like the car in front of me like
jams on its brakes and starts to swerve, and I'm going, oh shit,
because there's a jeep coming up. And the jeep doesn't have any doors
on it or anything. It's you know, like all summer summer to out
still, and this person's gonna swerve so they don't drive it into the back.
There was nothing going on on four ninety headed east. It was four
ninety going west, and it was the lights and it didn't even look like
that bad of an accident. It might have been three cars involved. Everybody's
pulled over to the side. There's a trooper there and a flatbed to pull
one of the cars away. It looks like airbags and the rubber they're rubber
necking so badly that no, and I'm going just fucking I'm screaming at that
point. Yet yeah, I was thinking the same thing, and it was
that way, and then when you look going the other way, I was,
I mean, four ninety headed west was backed up like all the way
to the past, the can of Worms or what used to be the Canno
Wars, And I'm like, oh my god, they play to turn my
app off and then try to go east or west around it. Yeah,
I can't want to get anything coming back. No, I can understand that.
My point is driving. I mean, if this doesn't approve. This
is why you can't have a fucking cell phone when you drive, assholes,
Because if you can't get past that, right, how the fuck are you
going to handle this? There's no way, there's no way, Like we
are in our ability to drive are I think I don't know what it is.
I don't know. Maybe it's a combination of diet and the attention span.
I don't know. If our attention I always hear our attention span is
less. Our atention span is less. You gotta get a minute. But
the social media stuff, everything's quick, everything's here. If you don't like
it, scroll on the next thing. Boom boom boom, until something catches
your interest like nothing holds you. And when you're driving, you gotta fucking
be present. You gotta be in the moment all around. Yeah, sometimes
I just give it enough gas to go and keep my hand on the brake
or foot on the brake. You're down there with your hand. Wow,
I can't read sad long my middle hand. Speaking of that, Tommy,
Tommy Lee's birthday is day, he said, Yeah, mister Tripot himself is
sixty one. I figures six one, sixty one or seventy one. But
did you ever see that easy anything bad about your hair yet? Did you
see that picture of him in Buffalo after they did the concert, the selfie?
Okay, that's well this side, thanks for having me Buffalo. It's
like four o'clock in the morning. He just gotta lay do a god what
cele off his crank? Like unreal? Just get the free T shirt that
says I did trails off Tommy Lee's cranking Buffalo, New York Buffalo secrets better
than that. The auditorium, there's a band called Canine and I knew him
from the cat and they were in the Battle of the Bands. They got
to open up for Molly Crue and this groupie or this guy who's hurt.
His wife's dream was to bang Tommy Lee. So before the show she went
in the back with Tommy Lee. He banger, come out and the husband's
like, my wife fuck Tommy Lee. So that wasn't late nineties. Oh
no, that it matters. But I mean the groupies and everything back then,
there's still groupies. No, you know they're just oh there's groupies.
Yeah, there's groupies, no doubt, Charlie. There's I mean comedy groupies.
You'll find it. There's groups think oh yeah, oh think so I
think so, I know, so okay I heard. I mean we were
even stories last night. But yes, people like to be around people that
have an energy. I think it's more of an energy than it is even
stardom because to be think of back back to when like we were growing up,
you had big stars. You know, who are the big stars today?
I wondered that myself. I mean Taylor Swift clearly above and beyond.
Yeah, but when you think about it, there are stars in smaller sex.
There's snapchat stars. Can you name a Snapchat start? There are people
who are Snapchat star and make a lot of money off snapchat. No I
can't. I can't either. I mean, I'm not trying to the point
is that we're so fragmented. Now, that's all you can't. Yeah,
man, it's all right there. Everything everything's kind of tribal. And I
don't mean that politically necessarily, but that's case too. Yeah, but everything's
tribal. You're into your own parties, all fucking nerds, stabbing each other
in the back. Kevin McCarthy's out as how Speaker of the House. I
see that. A Republican. I'm an independent, dude. I don't know
what you are, Danny. I'm an independent. Do I lean right?
Yeah? Right now? Yeah, lean right? Jesus Christ, Danny fly
drive right in the canal. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, dude. I'm
telling you. I'm telling you. This was because he went more with moderate
Republicans and moderate and he kept the government open and they didn't want whatever.
Yeah, my party, it's I've loved I've vote it on both sides of
the Leger. We're a tea party guy, I got it. I'm not
a tea party guy either. I'm I just trump you, I know,
but the people even asking you, people really think that he said your party,
Kevin, I'm like, is he talking about the Niners? No,
McCaffrey, No, you mean, oh, oh, he meets the Republican
Party. Oh, because I'm a Christian nationalist all of a sudden, Well,
I don't know, apparently, like that's a bad thing, like if
it means I'm pro America, pro Jesus. Yeah, with Christian nationals.
I'll tell you what. I don't watch politics, but every time I pump
gas and I see that three eighty nine and a couple a few years ago,
two twenty five, I have a whole theory on that stuff too that
goes almost along the lines of our Republican friend over here. I'm seriously yeah,
I got a few ideas too. No, I'm not kidding. I
think that, you know, all we do. Four guys control the world,
why, okay? Five? All right, you're sorry, but I'm
not sure about all that. But as these rising gas prices go up,
the people that get hurt the most are the working man. Yeah. Absolutely,
I was gonna say, and I was even gonna go, yeah,
I was gonna say, I don't think poor, I think working man is
Absolutely they're not driving anywhere, well, right, they're walking with their cardboard
box without and but most of these people with money, you're buying evs which
also makes sense, which also makes but it's not charted. But but just
think about it. Who's not spending money in gas? Right, the more
money you make, the less money you're spending on gas. But be a
guy who's a landscaper, be a working man landscaper. Be uh, let's
say you're a migrant coming landscaping. Who's who's paying the most to buy for
everything? Right? Your lawn mower is your weed whacker, all of that
back and forth? Their work. Yeah, that's right, your work.
You got bumper nuts in your truck. By the I saw bumper nuts for
the first time in a long time. But no, I never I'm glad.
I'm going yeah, no, no, but you're right, it's it's
just you who's driving all around and nurse. They have to pay for parking
in Rochester. Wow. Yeah, you didn't believe that what itase pay for
parking at? You didn't know? It's strong, Yeah, they have to
pay for parking. I don't know about regional, but I know Strong that
Unity Parkway park Ridge over on Long Pot and I don't know what the other
one is, but yeah, strong you gotta pay ridiculous. Well, but
the guys are the first floor who don't have to pay their manseratis are all
right there right the poor system, like, oh, this must be nice.
It's very nice. They ain't paying nothing. Second floor. Oh I
gotta pay now. That's why I'm gonna play the power ball over a billion
dollars, is it? Yes, it's over a one point five billion or
something? Now tomorrow it is tomorrow? Yeah? Is it one point five
point So if you if you bought, if you if you won the power
Ball, would you like, uh, I would have Sammy Hagar opened up
for a CDC and my birthday party? Okay, I guess the answered that
question. I was gonna say, would you uh, would you get your
movie fot refinance doing? If you do that? If that doesn't have two
billion one point two, I'm sorry. I was off. If you do
get a CDC? Can I I want to I just want to hit me
the War Memorial. I want to be in the green room introducing them.
No, I get introduced. You introduced You introduced him? Absolutely, you
kid me. Kevin would have to introduce Sammy or else like Hugh I introduce
Sammy. Oh you birthday, it's his birthday and he paid for it,
right, But here, I want to hang out with Brian Johnson. Yeah,
Brian john hear you. Brian Johnson's a car guy, okay, and
he has Brian Johnson Racing and he also does his show you can find it
on YouTube where he talks to other rock stars. And I think he was
with one of the members of Pink Floyd and they have one of those rare
nineteen fifty five Ferraris. I feel you can have your show with Great Lakes
Classic Cars and Hilton. What is this? He owns it, my buddy
Angles and Hilton. He's probably got two three hundred classic cars down there.
That's what he does. Let's talk to Angles. Yeah all right, I'm
in alright, no, he but he's so it's so cool. He's got
this is Doug First. He has a license plate. He's like, I
want the Ford Fairlane, I want my Porsche and I'll take this tonight.
Just bounces a license plate around for whatever he wants and then yeah, showing
up. It's some pretty hot stop. Yeah you could do that. He
had a Ford Fairlane. I think so yeah, actually you just said I
saw one driving out of time. My father had a convertible Ford Fairlane convertible
as a kid. He goes to shows in other states and wheels and deals,
sell his cars, buys them and uh auctions. Yeah great guy.
So can you just get Umbrella insurance for all your cars? I don't know,
yes, I think, because that's gotta be a pain in the app
registration, license and all that stuff for every single car. You Probably there
probably is a company that does, like vintage, but I don't know there
is. Well dealer plates, so his insurance covers everything. Oh he's dealer
plate. So yeah, Plus he gets a special rate at the auction.
We'll take a moment. We come back very excited for this. Oh,
I got notes on Golden Batchelor. Go back do I sign went back today?
And I actually was typing things in my phone as I was because I
ran home to grab a couple of things before I headed out to meetings and
Kevin's Mom's thing, and I was going on, I gotta watch this thing
again. Yeah, it's just the first twenty minutes to get all the women.
I got it. I made a couple of them women and you made
predictions. See, I thought we'd make predictions on the show. We can't
do that. Do you think of the film music that you could put under
it so he could like sounds like he's like he's milk keiper? All right?
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got songs. You could do a strip inter intro. I can't introduce anybody
to anything, yeah, even Beethoven. Yeah, but there's uh, there's
one. So the Golden Bachelor. I watched it, and I talked about
it a little bit. Uh huh. And then I got some texts from
one Dougie Fresh. Yes, but let me just pull up the text that
I got from Doug Phelps regarding this because I talked about this show. Were
you here when I talked about it? Yes? Yeah, and I how
I said it made me sad, like there's oh yeah, I'm honest to
god, Doug. I will just say this. I don't know what I
was here too. Oh you were, yeah right when I watched the first
episode. Oh no, maybe was a greuse. Yeah, this is like,
okay, this is Monday night, your mom. Well yeah, I
just it made me sad and I'll it'll be better to get into with you.
Sure, because you watched, you watched. I watched the first half
so I could write down their names, their ages, year. Nay,
gimme a rating one to five what I thought. Yeah, let's see Doug
phelps that's me. Doug sends me. Uh, watched the first episode of
the Golden Bachelor. This is Sunday night, Sunday afternoon at one forty one
forty three. I'm at the Bills game metal. This is the text and
getting I'm I'm watching the fucking Bills game. And I looked down and this
is like watch the first episode of the Golden Bachelor, ranked all the women
something for Tuesday. So I write, I watched two here right, there's
a couple that are just playing nuts. I can see it a mile away.
Few Diva's attention horse good mix, Lol, I gollo, I actually
all bad for the rejects. Then Doug continues He's out rolled guaranteed a couple
of them or four strippers, librated them from one to five and made little
notes. Meanwhile, I'm watching Uh, I'm watching Josh Allen Uh connect with
Stefan Diggs again and between comments sorrow, I can't wait, and then he
goes, we should put our guesses in sealed envelopes. So, Danny,
you have the notebook, do you mind if you write down what our guesses
are? And then that way we just know here's what's gonna happen with the
sealed envelope. I'll fucking lose it, right, I will lose it.
It'll be my fault. And Danny's a little more organized organized with this stuff.
He is. He was a great producer. Thank you. Something came
up, something came up in my is it really shut up? I thought
I said nice things about you when we were I was joking ahead. It's
a Republican just gonna keep I got something to keep up my Facebook memories today
from ten years ago. And something must have happened on the air in the
brake room and I must just spit water and it was all over like everything.
So I'm filming where I spit water where it was all over. We're
in a commercial break and we must have given away a prize or something because
Danny's I can hear Danny background, what's your date of birth? What's your
date birth? It's like because you had to get the day of birth in
the water. Doug's last text said we should put our guesses in seal envelopes
each week, open up to see if we're right. And I think we
should seal an envelope this week with final three and who we think he'll pick
all off? First impression. So I think first impression is still a huge
thing. When you meet somebody, they hasn't changed, no, So I
threw this on, and I'm trying to remember. It might have been Saturday
and I was doing other things, so I figured, you know what,
I'll throw this on. I think I had come back from a run and
I had laundry and I'm doing some stuff. I go, I'll just put
it on in the background. So I didn't pay that close attention to it,
but close enough, you know, I mean, the TV's right there
to write down some names. So today I went through and I went home
to get ready for a meeting and then change my clothes for Kevin's mom's calling
hours and I'm like, you know what, I'm going to throw it on
again. And I was making my dinner at my lunch at the same time.
I got all this stuff going on, and I'm faded, and I'm
running in with my phone writing fucking notes and then emailing the notes to myself,
and I go, what have I turned into? What have I turned
into? The Golden Bachelor, horn Dog Women, the Golden Bachelor. I'm
wondering if it's gonna work? How could that? I got a lot of
theories as to wait and Dan Barilla will work as a show, as work
as a couple that they actually get married. Work is a show long term,
in other words, multiple things. I'll do it every year, but
every two is three every three years. Oh, I think if this is
a hit, they'll do it. They'll they'll automn they'll start casting right now
for them, I said, I said something about well, also correct watching
TV. Well, that's a good point, old people. They're not on
their phone twenty four seven. They might be playing a little candy crush in
the commercial, but they liked that. You know, it's a good point
because you knew it's what it's what you knew, right, and so that's
it. And so that's how I got to watch it is women reading women
and that's a big one. Well it was. It's interesting to say that.
So I went through and I just wrote down the women that I saw
as they came in. I tried to grab everybody, and I didn't get
everybody, but I'd be trying to grab everybody. So what did you think
of the women? Overall? I thought they were all very nice. I
mean makeup, uh somewhere a little kookie, like I said, But overall
they seemed all very I liked the one word that he kept saying, and
this is where I thought this could be interesting, and I wonder if it
will devolve. But they were all poised, he kept saying, how poised
they weren't it? And there was there was a maturity to them or respectfulness.
And they looked some of them looked very elegant. I don't even want
to say like beautiful anything. But they just looked well put together. And
when I it sounds like a she's a will put together abroad, That's not
what I'm saying. And she just was. They were well dressed, they
wore it well. They indicated they knew themselves. That's what I was trying
to get to. Now there was a couple though that we're married like three
times. Yeah, those are the all right, So Allen was the first
check out, Ellen seventy one. I hit her as a no. You
have her as a no. Her friend her at too. Now you rated
her as a two. He also knows whether i'd bang him or not?
Are we are we live? I hadn't name their age, whether i'd bang
or wait? And then I ranked up. You wouldn't bang her? No,
she had a thick New York action. Here's why I think she may
be she's crazy? Why did you rank crazy? Because I can just tell
here's your minds of the real Housewives of the Big Apple. I never watched
on the show, but you wouldn't have if you're watching that. I actually
had some I brought up some NFL films music free dug because no, this
this is actually from the old NFL films. And here she comes Ellen seventy
one, but al Umber is seventy one from Walla, Walla, Washington cornerback.
All right, she has her friend Baltimore Colts. She had her we'll
say the Cleveland Rams, Cleveland Rams, Kansas City Cowboys. She had her
friend Roberta, who is going through cancer. Yes, and I thought that
that kind of bonding and the fact that she was doing this for Roberta and
it was like their last chance, and she saw sort of the value of
life, right, you can you start to kind of take stock as you
see things go on. I think a lot of us, you know,
so if I marry you, Roberto's Roberto's coming along, it's a package deal.
Well, Roberto would be around, Okay, you can, all right,
but you wouldn't have that like somebody who thought beyond themselves. Some of
these women clearly were only thinking of themselves. You could tell a few of
these chicks. I got you did, but that was one. And and
I'm not saying whether or not I didn't have the weather your heart strings for
sure, but I thought, I thought, that's that's a woman who may
be around for a little while. On the show. Then I saw Sandra,
who said the F word a lot. She was the one who she
was, She's nuts good body. I had a no for her and ranked
her too. She was in a red dress and she's the one who went,
but she was how old was she? Seventy seventy five? Look fantastic.
I'm like, this girl's look fantastic. Yeah, and then uh,
Leslie sixty four. Yes, I gave her a four, but I put
her down as a deva and selfish. Okay, she's gonna last half the
season? Do you think so? Now? Lisa claims Lisa Leslie Leslie excuse
me right, Leslie Leslie Le claims that the song Sexy Dancer by Prince,
oh, yeah, about her. That's all she's going to talk about.
It's how she knows Prince that's her. Well, she said it's her super
Bowl trophy that she's gonna tell everybody. You think She's gonna say it over
and all without a doubt, and I would get tired of that. Yes,
that's her one go to all right, she says sexy She wants everybody
to know that. I know, is what she said. Yeah. Yeah,
while you bring it up thirty years later, this is your I'm sure
every guy on your first date is gonna want to hear that. Yeah,
I got Purple Rain, I got the album. Now if you want to
sign it rock out? Uh? Then it was Oh, she's been married
twice, each one only lasted seven years. Yeah, go figure. Yeah,
she looked like she could be a lot seven year bitch, billy.
This is the song written about her. That's what she says. That's what
she says. How many other girls say it? I know, I'm sure
has had a few women in his life. I can't imagine. Maybe duds
true. Do you think he was fluid? Oh dude, I think look
at him. I don't know. I never get that right. No,
he was like five foot one. Yeah, very tale. Hell of a
basketball player. He was a basketball team in Moore's day. I thought he
was a great guitarist. Oh yeah, it was phenomenal, phenomenal guitar player.
There's an urban legend that coins right, It's not true that somebody asked
Eric Clapton, what's it like being the greatest guitar player in the world,
because you'll have to ask Prince. That's not true. That's that he denied
that, because that that's never happened. But because first of all, nobody
would ever confused me with being the greatest guitar player of all the time.
I have an album called slow Hand for a reason. Okay, but Prince
was a hell of a guitar player effect. If you ever watched the video
of him playing with Clapton, jeff Lynn there and they're all doing, they're
all honoring George Harrison. Prince has the last solo. Yeah, and it's
justin maroon with a hat. Yeah, yes, jab all right, give
me tell me the women that really caught your faith. The last one,
Faith with the faith sixty one. Wait, Faith had silver hair. I
thought Faith was sixty one and arrived on the motorcycle. No, that wasn't
Faith, and she got the first impression rose they give did they give roses
already? They gave a first impression Rose. I thought Faith, Faith was
a sixty one. I put a yes for her in a four. I
got it down to Faith, Edith Leslie, Christina seventy three, Yes,
Joan was Christina was very pretty seventy three. Yeah, Joan was very pretty.
I wrote down very pretty next to her. I didn't. How about
Nancy, who's sixty but had the hearing gate. I thought she was very
pretty. Nancy. I got her as a yes and a four. She's
sixty yeah, yes, Theresa seventy with a yes. I gave her a
three. She was the one with the birthday soon, I'm like, all
right, you know you gotta throw a little sex in the first episode.
I get it. Maker, now's a full body suit of tell okay,
April sixty five, she's a naughty diva. She's too much pointing to the
eyes. She's got faked. You didn't you didn't stay to the end.
Then no, okay, she's out. She's out. She didn't get a
rose. Oh who there was a couple. See this is the part.
Now now, now I'm disappointed. I'm sorry I said first impressions. I
didn't think they give the roses to the second episode. I never watched.
I've never watched it. I wanted that's not true. I say that every
time, and I would say, I'm a liar. I have seen episodes.
I've never seen a full season. Who Who's out? You know?
I don't remember all the women that are out, but there were some that
were just like, I'm the one whoever kissed him first on the cheek when
she came in the greeting silver hair. Uh, probably in her early seventies.
Uh, maybe it sounds like could be me one of those. I
think there was a Helen. There's always a Helen. Well, but that's
like even then, we have renamed Maria, Anna, Susan, Patty,
Sylvia, Jeanie Chirpy. She's, oh, she didn't, she just was.
She fell asleep during the rose ceremony and then they wake her up and
she goes, did they get a rose? And he goes, no,
she was gonna get at least get a pedal. Should be kibbles. But
I didn't like it, Doug when they let some of these women go,
because some of these ladies now they still have the first episode tape. I'll
go home and watch the end of it. We watched the whole thing.
And here's here's the part that was bothering me. On The Bachelor. If
they let some of these young women go, no big deal. You know
they're gonna go out. They're all attractive. That's why they're on the show.
They're gonna go and do this. I'm thinking some of these women,
it could break their heart and fucking kill them. They were some of them
are. And then did they look like some of them look like older ladies?
There were are a few that resemble every the weddings. You dj right,
old time rock and roll comes on and then she comes out and she's
doing her dances. Danny says, come dance with your aunt, you know,
And I think it's gonna give him something a lot to talk about at
the dinner table with their girlfriends. They go back, They're going to be
a celebrity of the neighborhood. They're gonna go out for lunch with their girlfriends.
What's it like to be on TV? I think they get more dates,
that's true. All they gotta do is give me a call. Where
are you sign me up for this? That'll be part of my act.
By the way, this is uh yeah, I'm just not sure. And
then when then there was some making out with the guy. Yeah, that's
gotta be I was wondering about that too. And I'm gonna make out with
all these sixty year olds. No, that's a bad thing. But but
I'm a little kissie here, a little KISSI there. I can tell you
who got eliminated? Yeah, who got eliminated? So Anna, Yeah,
sixty one retired nutrition from I hear her I had her as an attention to
diva Maria sixty years old. He would you stractor yes, you would have.
Yeah, she's attractive, she's attractive. Maria Marina Maria eliminated Week one.
She was the health and wellness director. I had her as a no
and a two. Okay, somebody's grandmother. Pamela retired salon owner from Aurora,
Illinois, where they used to shoot Wayne's World. She gave a raspberry.
I'm like, she's out. I gave her a one. By the
way, she's out. I think he got the name wrong on the chick
faith Faith I'm pretty sure was the motorcycle. And then she sang to him.
She sat Faith and she sang to him. And she's sixty one and
she's a local radio personality. Oh do I have faith? Oh yeah,
but I think you have the wrong Oh Edith thea It might be Edith,
Yeah Faith, I have yes in a four. So she knows how to
ride a bike. So Anna Maria, Pamela Patty who looks like be Arthur.
But Anna Rexix, she's out. Patty real estate professional. I hear
it. Yeah, she was needy seventy but definitely yes and a four.
Sylvia. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait the one that he
called be Arthur. You tell me if that's a four. No night,
She's she's very me to me. Four to me, all right, play
twenty minutes ago. But she's available, dough. She is North Carolina.
I'll go south. Good night. How does this feel? How does this
feel? How does this feel helpful? I can't feel anything. Take your
tongue out of the toaster. Get Sylvia success, four, public affairs consultant
from Los Angeles. I had her as a week one out. Yeah,
there's how many more? There's one more? One more Renee? Yeah,
who looks like she could have been and let me see one of those like
like, she looks like an older Valley Burton Ell. Yeah, I had
her as a No, yes, she's in a one former Chicago honey Bear
cheerleader. Yeah she was. She she wanted to be there badly. There
was a couple, but so then they're overdubbing some of their voices, so
they must have done it afterwards, and she goes, I'm locking eyes with
them. I want him to pick me one and they didn't get picked.
And there was one woman there that I just for whatever reason, I go
this, why does this bother me more than the regular bachelor? And then
the only thing I can think is my mom is of this age, maybe
slightly older than some of these women. But I'm like, the rejection is
you're really putting yourself out there now two things. Maybe you can handle it
better, but there were some. It's got to still bring you back to
every time you've ever been rejected in your life at all. It asked it,
I think so, I don't know. Depends on your attitude and your
outlook. So who do you think? All right? So I actually have
no idea. Faith got the first impression, Rose, I'm pretty sure.
Can you see? I don't know what you're looking at. So Faith is
number eleven of twenty two. You get the first impress? Who got the
first still in the competition doesn't say if she got the first impression Rose.
She's a high school teacher out of Washington. Nope, wrong check, I
have the wrong check. You're right, I've got Doug got it right left
that I would nut. I mean, wow, he's such a romantic,
such a romantic. Oh my god. So who are the women that you
I think Faith, Edith, Leslie, Christina, Joan, Nancy, Theresa,
And did you say Genie Theresa Theresa Teresa? Yeah, Theresa's seventies.
She's the one with the birthday suit. She asked, a while, I
thought that was they made out. Yeah, because she he came out with
a little cupcake for a birthday and the one with the silver hero is a
patty Here's her son was a bachelor. So I don't think they want to
keep her on for ratings. Wise already been there, done that kind of
thing. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. It was her him
to fame which her son. Oh and by the way, my son was
a bass early. Oh, gres just gonna bang him. I don't like,
uh, I don't like public displays of affection at a certain age.
You know what I mean. Hey, if you're in love, you're in
love. I don't just throw a tongue down yourself. But I mean,
hang it, hang it up. I get it, you can do I
get doing all this stuff. I'm just saying, do you have to do
it where I have to see it? I don't want to see it.
You don't want to call that fucking pollution, and I don't I don't want
to see you put on TV sex cells. We talk about a bunch of
stuff like what old people, Hey, old people are doing it too.
I don't think they made yes, but how many how many virgra ads were
there or sex ads during this seas I see Faith Edith Ellen, you know,
because I didn't, Uh, I watched it on Hulu, so it
was all it was like commercials though, don't I don't think I had commercials
in Okay fifteen second ones. I think they do real quick. Yeah,
so I don't know. Virgra commercialize doesn't last. There's there's old jokes that
the seventy year old couple have been married. The wife says, let's run
up series and have wild sex, and husband says pick one. I can't
do both. You're gonna want to get it out in thirty years maybe,
I hope. I hope I do. I hope I'm around you want to?
Yeah? I want to know you have a winning Patty Willing? All
right, So who who do you have winning this? Alright? I don't
have. I don't know if I put the start next to Faith or not.
I gotta find out who got the first impression roles. Yeah, I'm
not gonna go with that one. And also do they have golden roses or
yellow roses for this? I'm gonna say my overall winner for this? Well,
how many do you have that you you liked? I don't know.
I thought Christina was very pretty. I can't remember. You want to pick
top five? Jean was the tall blonde, all right, So I'll say
I think Leslie makes it to the top five, the one who dated Presley
Leslie top five, I'll go with you know what, I don't think,
so okay, I'm gonna go with Faith, Edith, Christina, Joan and
Nancy. All right, I'm going uh see a little reluctant on that last
one. I'm gonna say I wish I knew who got the first impression Rose,
because she would be a top five. I can't remember her name.
I thought it was Faith, but I think I got that wrong. Because
I gotta have faith, I will say Nancy with the hearing aid, huh,
Jeane, the tall blonde who's sixty? Both those Nancy and Jane or
sixty's gene or Joan is Genie Genie? Okay? Five? Gave her a
yes and a three? Was she sixty five? What? The entire project
manager from East Still Springs hand probably slipped off your dick, hit your glasses
off, Still helped it with that's the problem. But when I'm looking at
hey, I think you're masturbating your eye. Sight's going your blurry back guy.
No, everything's all right. Uh, Christina, I'm gonna say,
is that five? You have four? You have Leslie, Nancy, Genie,
Christina, and whoever the chick was with the the rose. I'll pick
one. The chick who got the first impression roles And I can't remember her
name. I thought her name was Faith. I got it wrong. Was
it Peggy, Natasha? Sandra? I have no ideas. She was a
local radio personality, that's all I know from Rochester. No. I just
said local radio personality was what came up as her job description. Hang on,
I might find it here. Yeah, pro aging coach in mid life
speaker is uh Natasha, she doesn't look sixty. I'm just going down here
to your designer educator finance. I'm not seeing the radio personality yet for some
reason. Okay, yes, his Faith, Teresa hot, his sweet his
Faith gets the first impression. Yeah, Faith, high school teacher says,
still in the competition, Benton City, Washington. Okay, then that's her.
She wrote it on the motorcycle. Okay, yeah, okay, well
they had her. They put down on her thing local radio personality. That's
weird. All right, good, then I have then then faith to get
some local personality where she lives that ratchet yeah yeah, yeah, where she
lives. Well, they're gonna say that because she's not a national so they'll
always go local when people would always get offended by they always go local when
a girl because motorcycle too. So Bill, you got Leslie, Nancy,
Geenie, Christina, and Faith. Doug has Faith as well as well as
Edith, Christina, Joan, and Nancy. So you have a few of
them that that are the same. Okay, and you're in your champion.
Uh, you're my champion. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna say Nancy's gonna
be my champion. I'm gonna go Joan. I gave her a five Nancy
Champion, I think Joan. Yeah, she looks fantastic. Because here's the
great thing about Nancy. If you get sick of, you know, anything,
just hide her hearing it on her and well, I might be bad
falls into pool. All right, we'll take a moment when we come back.
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later, I hear it on a Buffalo radio station, the original version.
I go, Dad, who sings the original? I heard Aerosmith through the
cover of that is Harol Smith? Like what? Because? Oh, yeah,
he goes. This guy did so much Aaron when he can't sing anymore.
And I go, that's why he he goes, That's why he sounds
the way he does. He goes. That is Steven Tyler step sounded somewhat
the same. No. No, If you listen to Steven Tyler like back
in the old days and then listen to him now, you can tell there's
a distinct difference between walk this Way and the stuff that he recorded back in
the in the seventies and stuff like sweet Emotions stuff. There's a distinct just
happens years. I would think that certainly could happen. But yeah, he's
been able to keep up where he like landed forever though. Yeah, but
he could have been so much He could have had his better voice so much
longer. Let's put it that way. Wow, I'm longer than what sixty
years? Wow? Well, no, I think he still tweaked your your
volumes and your rolls to get it back a little bit with the technology they
had. Yeah, they can, they can do that, uh, Taylor
Swift at the next the last game, which, by the way, some
bad calls in that Jets game. Sorry, there was some holes they messed
on the Kansas City chased there, but it was it was a horribly officiated
game. If I were solid, I know the game's over, I'm punching
a reff. I'm punching a ref. No, you're not. You're not
punching a ref. You get thrown. Absolute prised he held on as long
as he did, because that was ridiculous. You have you wouldn't You wouldn't
have punched. Would He would have been mad? I might have gone on
the press conference. What are these guys betting on the games? Stupid like
that? Because like they're clearly holding like the rest of huh huh, but
this kid, but but Sauce Gardner, like, you know, he holds
a guy in the first five yards and now we're gonna throw a flag.
We had to throw a flag all game. So uh. But of course
Taylor Swift getting all the attention and so I don't know, I just popped
up my feet and they go, look at me. They get how bad
it is to be celebrity. People already predicting their demise, like no one
happy about them. But but it's no, But it's nobody. But it's
it's not national media, it's not a media personality. It's just people.
Now they can step in front of a camera and do whatever. I don't
think she's just people. I mean, she's stop her. What I'm talking
about is the average Joe in the street is stepping in front of a camera
and going they're gonna break up. And here's my song. You know what
I mean. It's Joe nobody from nowhere, And this is what the song
sounds like, He's my heart. Are you intercepted it? Now? You're
gone have to accept it? Well, I mean it al sounds like she
would write ear to what I always do. The fifty kiss mean we made
it to the forty New love Story. We made it to the thirty and
you did me dirty right to be in tighting And as I touched down,
just like you in a game, I'm in the town and I feel the
same. Wish I could go back when we meetyo throw a flag on the
play. But you know what's like now, the guy's writing it as though
he's Taylor Swift. I go, I actually could see yeah, like early
on in her Dreer her song like that. Now, how do they meet?
I don't know. I don't even know. It's some party or something.
I don't who knows. I think it's all set up, to be
honest with you, I think it's all, Oh my god, why they'll
think about this boy? Here we go, Here, here comes conspiracy.
All of a sudden, she's she's she's not playing yet, she's not playing.
She's gonna be Speaker of the House next No, she's Travis Kelsey.
No. So all of a sudden, he's doing these visor ads. He's
also doing experience ads, he's also doing all this other stuff. Well,
remember what Damar hambling like when He's being interviewed by Michael Strahan and he asked
him what he thought causes and he didn't want to say. Yeah, visor's
in the NFL's back pocket, right, he she's she's Provisor, so she
dates Kelsey. All of a sudden, now he gets all these Visor commercials
and everything else. She gets the attention she needs. They get more fandom
in that tweet that that little kid audience that like loves Taylor Swift. That
here's the thing, like, what why how is it that Travis Kelsey suddenly
has more commercials than Croc ever hadros Roc was a end for longer. All
of a sudden, this guy comes on the scene. He's been in the
NFL about seven eight years. Now, all of a sudden he's a celebrity
because he want a second Super Bowl. Yeah that could be. They could
be, because you're these commercials aren't usually do today. He's got a brother,
yes, Kelsey brothers. They've got the podcast that does well and his
brothers got a TV show now on Amazon. Okay, yes he does right,
but that was all pre tailors, it was. But I mean,
like all of a sudden, like what else can we do to try to
really thread the needle. But these guys had personalities. They came out and
I think that's it. I love the conspiracies. It's good. But I
mean, well, here's here's what I was going to say to you.
But you don't. You don't tape these commercials during the season. You tape
them before the season. All of a sudden, like he's in all these
commercials. He wasn't in those two weeks ago. It can't. The Taylor
Smift effect did not take place that fast. This has all but it got
good for them. God bless him. I don't deny anybody a chance to
make money. And saying I don't, I'm not sure that I agree with
that. I know what you're you're saying. But today commercials, we could
fly guy into New York in a day off and out and back home no
time. I mean, Tom Brady did a bunch of commercials during the season.
It was fly him in, fly him out. He was in Tampa.
No even well even what he wasn't doing, he wasn't doing many commercials.
But I mean that there's stuff that there's stuffed like they do these shoots.
I mean, it doesn't it doesn't take all that long. You haven't
set up and ready to go. As soon as they're there, boom,
they hit the mark and you're out. You're not gonna get these are instellar
act Ye. It's like Rocky Bell bull right, I would like to tell
you about but let me go back to your thing. And he's in all
these commercials. You're right, we seem to be seeing him more. But
it's like when you buy a car, right, you buy a certain make,
model and color of a car, and then what do you see when
you drive down the road, same car? Yeah, and you all of
a sudden, everybody's got the same car. And I think there's a I
think there's a bit of that effect in this. Why is she like on
the NFL's Twitter page, like in the background, Well, that's her,
that's them, that's the NFL doing I understand that. But I mean it's
like there's something she's playing the super Bowl? Do we know who's playing the
half time Super Bowl? Is her? Yeah? No, it's usure,
Okay, So so what you'll do? Nothing? Absolutely nothing, I mean
unless they try to get her, but nothing the NFL. Yeah, that's
all. That's them just glombing onto whatever. This this relationship is it could
be a real thing. Who knows. Maybe. But then I heard she's
gonna be with Jimmy Garoppolo. Sup. Well that was something I said the
other night that I had heard that she and Jimmy were really the secretly meeting.
I go, you can't secretly meet anybody. I don't care. I
mean, maybe, but you gotta have some people who said, well,
Jimmy, Jesus, maybe the best. Yeahs if he don't fumble or a
something, they win, but he doesn't the game. And then he dated
a porn star for a while. Yeah, look at that guy, right,
Hyeah. She was over fifty. She was she was old. She
was not over fift. She was older, well, she might have been
older. She was in her late forties, though she was. She was
up there, dude, Now you talking. When he was in San France,
first the first stop he got. Yeah, all right, said Danny.
Yeah. When it came to the game on Sunday, Oh, I
was gonna ask one thing, yes, sir. So we got Taylor Swift
going out with Kelsey. Yeah, what was the last before this? Well
he had Gazelle with Brady. But I mean actors, actresses, actresses dating
football players. I don't so. Sierra and Russell Wilson are married. She
was a singer, but I don't know who actually was until she was more
of a R and B sing. Yeah, I mean I don't I'm big,
I had a big, big following. I know that Pete Sampers dated
the that actress I can't see the actress from Love Stinks. Yeah, he
dated her. Actually AGAs dated Brookshields, but I mean they were married for
a little while. Yeah, but then he went with the other tennis player
and had a kid. Yeah uh oh yeah, and then uh maybe Brooks
a bit. Who knows. I meant listen to that all day long,
justin Verlander. I don't want to listen to my girls. I see justin
Verlanders with that, not Glenn deler Decker, the other voluptuous blonde Kate Upta.
It's right, uh huh uh. What did you think the game?
Overall, blown, blown away surprise. The Bills's played very very well.
I picked the Bills to win the game. I thought Miami would give them
much more of a game than they did. But now everybody jago over the
Bills the way they jado over my Dolphins. Careful, careful, careful,
Yeah, Jacksonville just spent a week in and they're already there. Unfortunate.
It's just the NFL is so strange. Once you get high, people were
ready to knock you down. And the Bills have always been one of those
teams where they get a little too high, all of a sudden, somebody
out of nowhere comes up and knocks their legs out from under them because they're
not prepared. But they seem to be, or at least Josh seems to
be playing. He's playing with it. I want to play with it himself
because he is playing sm for football. Well, he had a perfect passer
rating. Yeah, you can't get a better Chris Washington. He did throw
an interception. Oh what is that? Tired? Yeah? I was about
the forty nine ers. But it sounds like, or it looks like,
And we'll talk to Peter mont Tomurno, our film antist later in the week
about this. It sounds like Sean McDermott figured out a way to disrupt Miami's
timing defensive wise. I saw some tape broken down. They did some smart
things they did. They didn't fall for the two at tricks of looking off
or any of that stuff. And that's how they were stayed in their passing
lanes. They did all that and offensively, like Ken Dorsey, I saw
some formations where they ran four and five wide receiver sets where there was only
one wide receiver Digs or Davis. They had fullbacks and they had both Knocks
and Kincaid. They're tight ends out there. They had Latavius Murray out in
the flat, and then they had a receiver in the backfield like Surefield,
and that was the release. I mean, it's like wow, like Doors,
she was really created with some of his plays the nineties, when the
Dolphins would come to town, it would get ugly with Dolphins fans. Yeah,
and well who lived here? Yeah, yeah, they were most labor
pills paters, you know, like like when when they would go up to
I mean sometimes at the game and stuff you would see things get would would
get up. It was bad and I know, tons of fights. I
don't know if now. We joked last night that I was on the east,
the east people's side of the stadium because as I was walking out,
there were some Dolphins fans kind of had their head down and one guy goes,
ah, we'll see you again when you guys have a good team,
he will be in the playoffs. And I was like, that's kind of
cool. But then on the other theory, I just had that popped into
my head. When we went from the side of the stadium, we were
on to the other side of the stadium to go to some tailgate parties,
the smell changes drastically. Yea, the smell of weed. And there was
always a joke like, why not legalize marijuana? Would there be less fights
in the stands. And I'm wondering, I'm wondering, did you see any
fights when you went? I did not, now I was in an area,
but I mean sometimes you would see like the coats running, like all
of a sudden, the attention starts going these bright yellows. It's hard to
miss. There was none of that. There was none of that. Yeah.
The only thing I saw that had a yellow coat was an old man,
an older gentleman who may have had some pre existing health conditions, having
a trouble getting up the stands and needed to walk over. He was having
a hard time. Maybe because these teams have been so bad for so long.
Now it's like, okay, no, I spondered, if it's the
weed a little bit. Maybe now I'll tell you this second hand smoke too.
Yeah, yeah, we uh, we had an issue on the way
out. Car battery died. You were saying, yeah, so now,
which is amazing because it wasn't his car, It wasn't great car. Was
row somebody else's car. Because we there was a lot of people. I
think there was two three two, yeah, so it was some like seven
people. Just get that checked out. Seven people going to the game.
So I think a light got left on an interior light got hit as we
were walking out, so light still discriminate, Billy. Here's the funny part.
So now we had left, we were trying to get out. We
got out. There were probably eight minutes left in the fourth quarter. Finally
get out. We're out to the car now. But now a lot of
people are leaving. I mean, this game is clearly over. Figure we'll
beat that traffic, get right out. Batteries dead, jumper cables appear,
no one to jump. So I say, oh, here comes to fire
department from whatever they had. Their truck is pulling out our lot right in
front of us, and I walk over and I go, hey, we
need to jump, and the other guy, guy says, we don't have
cables. Since an other relative of Greg goes, we have cables. Guys
like, oh yeah, we don't have time. Thank you for protecting the
service. So now yeah, so now they have Triple A. Is there
Triple as doing that whole thing with Toyota tunders on that thing. So I
walk or to the Triple A guy and I said, hey, can you
help us give us a jump? And he's like, uh yeah, I
can't leave my I can't leave my post. And we're like what. He
goes, let me, let me call the other guys, my other guys
that are here. So he's calling around. No one's coming, and he's
like, yeah, I'm trying to get him. I'm trying to get him.
So now Greg comes over and Greg's like, well, we're right over
there. Can you give me the stuff? He goes, I can't.
He's like, well, it's right there, it's not so. I mean,
we're less than one hundred We're like fifty yards away, maybe less.
So he says, uh, see that thing in the center or my right
under my rearview mirror, it's a camera. They're watching me all the time.
I can't. I can't. I'm supposed to be here. I can't
leave, he goes. I called, these guys are coming, and then
all of a sudden somebody else said, was kind enough to jump. But
everybody's looking to get the fuck out of there, and nobody wants to help.
And so we were at the mercy. Getting in was no problem,
getting out was it. But it's one of those things, man, it's
you know, it's sad like, well, it's not sad, it's thing
yourself. No, I know a lot an opportunity to get the fuck out
before traffic. But somebody says, I need a jump. Can you help
me? What do you do? What do you do? A sap?
I would do it. You're a good guy. I'd like to think I
would too. I have jumper cables in my car for any situation. You're
always prepared to, like if somebody needs an a fip, you know,
fip some of the women or I'm sorry for me, just to hatch into
the car. I'll tell you what. Some women just like to have the
clamps on the neck. That's so ducky fresh. They're not getting Welcome to
the stage, triple. Now here's something that for my breast cancer bowling event,
somebody apparently is getting a basket from show World. Pat to the owner
wants to donate, and he said, would you be interested. I'm like,
you know what, I would never try anything away. And I'm like,
you know, most of the young kids we had are now twenty one,
but now we have other We have another group coming in with her kids
and her mother, and I know this woman for Forest, So I'm like,
hey, just let you know. Apparently I'm gonna get this basket.
I'm gonna wrap it. She's not gonna be out in the open, but
there's gonna be some adult things. It's not like, I don't know,
seventies eighties when your dad took you to the bar. It's a little different
because you don't know who's gonna be so pissed off that you know you're gonna
call up the radio stations or call the police or I'm offended. Everybody's offended
now, So especially with something like that, I don't know what's to say.
Something coming in the the the basket, I know there's one. I
know what's apparatus. You three speeds, slow, medium, and knack your
socks off. I can't wait to see it. Someone will be coming I
hope she doesn't chip her teeth. Then Juco Club? Is that where you
were giving this thing away? Sorry that's a dunkerk rereference anyway. But with
the Bill's mafia, right, you know they all claim to be so risk
we leave the NFL and charity book give you and that's weird. The first
the first a holes will tell you how jedderous they are. But if a
guy needs a freaking jump in a parking lock and a bills get where they
just annihilated the dolphins, No, can't do it. Sorry, somebody did
stop and help. Someone did. Yeah, I asked freaking minutes. I
asked one person. It wasn't that lock. Well, I did ask one
person. But my I keep getting texting me. It might be it might
be seven thirty, okay, it's probably eight be me at Greg's house.
Okay, maybe nine. Uh. It was take the first half. That
was my. That was my bad. That part was my It was your
fault, it was it was partly my fault because I didn't. I was
not. I did not do what I will always say to my kids,
get out ahead of it. You know what's coming up, get out ahead
of it. I always tell people if if it's a home if it's a
home Bills game, and somebody, I don't even care. If it's the
Bills all right ahead by two touchdowns or more in the first drive of the
fourth quarter, Get in the car, go home. Yeah it's over.
Yeah it's over, because nobody's coming back from that. Did they see it
over the Houston game? Ever, we're out of here. Yeah, over
two hundred thousand people supposedly watched the game with ye but there, Okay,
I just so, I think i'd like to think i'd be like you as
well and stop. But I'm not one hundred percent certain on that. Well,
depending on where you're parked. If I'm parked half a mile away,
I'm like, I can't. I can't drive baked out here. But no,
no, no, no, no, this is all this is.
We're at our car with cars that are next to us. Are people driving
out? It's everybody. You're right there, see a quick jump? Yes,
can you help us out? I probably would in that case, but
you know other people behind you be bin game. So everybody wants to just
get the fuck out of there's some Bagrey delphin anyway, That's what happened.
We had neglected, and I hope nobody minds us, but we had neglected
earlier this week. We normally have a guy on was his birthday this week.
Uh, he had a big weekend. His name is Race and Randy.
Oh yeah, and we will. Uh you didn't call him yesterday.
No, it just was too crazy. There was a lot of things that
were there were just too many. You're in a groove. I'm not stopping.
I'm not mark. I want to talk about the last sexual encounter.
I just but Grayson Randy may be watching The Golden Bachelor. I don't know
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be our friend Race and Randy. Uh. This isn't your favorite kiss song
though, is it? Uh? No, but it's one of them.
It's right up top five, Top five. It did a Family Guy episode
where Priyan the crashes his preos so they give him a loaner. The loaners
a hummer. Every station is set to kiss and every song is lick it
up, as if every guy driving a hubber this is his step sock.
Sam Elliott singing at the end. Yeah, just lick it up, that's
what I said. Oh, oh, lick it up. I don't uh.
I never got into kiss. I was never a big kiss guy.
I've seen the cancer. I've seen Yeah, I think you have to Randy
times. I've seen them four Now. Were you going to go to this
final tour? D No, but I couldn't. I'd like to. I'd
like to go see them when I'm Matt Sperger and I really would, but
I couldn't afford them tickets. Yeah, what were they charged? I don't
even want to. I don't even know, but I knew better. It's
funny because two nights, the two Nights show and all that, But it's
funny. I mean I saw him, I saw him within without the makeup,
so oh you're dedicated, buddy. Back in like I think twenty seventeen,
twenty eighteen, they came to Rochester and they could't even fill the Blue
Cross Arena. Yeah, that is true. They were here and there's a
woman that I knew sort of that had dated some guys from Queens like and
she knew Gene Simmons, and so she got invited to the front row to
be there's a lot of empty seats I went to that they were giving them
away free. Yeah. Hell production seven years, six years Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, I mean that makes that makes sense about that time.
Yeah, very good. So Randy, do you at any fun for your
birthday? Buddy? No, not really, Buddy, it's just you know,
I just I worked. I had to work. So you know how
worked. Sixty three sixty three, yeah, sixty three. Golden Bachelor.
Yeah, he could be the Golden Bach, the Golden Bachelor. Randy.
I know you like Hallmark movies and we poked fund at that every once in
a while, and we keep saying we want to, you know, write
a Hallmark movie and all this stuff. I would encourage you because I know
you have Hulu. I know you have Hulu. Now you told us that
you're like murderers in the building. And I actually got Hulu myself, so
I would say, go and watch the Golden Bachelor. Can you think you
could do that? You and Tracy? Maybe that's show? Never that show.
Never In Golden Bachelor, Randy, this is the Golden is a guy
who's seventy three. His wife of forty three years died of I don't know
if she got some kind of infection. He brought it to the hospital on
July seventh, to the urgent care and she never came home. And he
started weeping on this past year. Uh no, I think like five years
ago. Yeah, okay, five, three to five years ago. Yeah,
all all I see is this guy doing his breaking a hip. That's
what I'm seeing coming. I don't know. Yeah, it's right, but
in there, never know. I've almost had a call nine one one for
her for her? Yeah me, no, not at all. I Doug,
you fresh the wrestler. All right, So Randy, what happened to
Talladega? Well, that was a great race, I'll tell you right now.
I really thought that Bubba Walts was gonna have big, the biggest chance
to win that race, and a bad pitch stop and some bad moves he
made. He finished twenty fifth. For Ryan Blaney, who was below the
cut line and needed to really have a good run, pulled out a great
win by mere inches over Kevin Harbick, mostly because Kevin Harvrick lost the guy
behind him, Roley Herps, was pushing him behind the head. He's been
behind Kevin instead of getting in an accident. He might want them, but
then it just qualified Kevin. They gus qualified the car to the race because
all the bolts that hold the I guess the windshield that's to be held in
and has to be held tight, probably properly secured. And if the windshield
isn't properly secured, to me, that makes more less aerodynamic. That's what
I would think too. But supposedly we need to fight this. Supposedly it's
not going to fight there. They were excited, not going to fight the
thing. I mean, it's just I mean the rotny Rotney chailds his crew
chief shows, we put the bolts on, we put them on, we
seal them with silicones, and they won't back out. And they still backed
out. Why they did, I don't know. I mean, I guess
say I didn't, you know, I'd like to see how they did it
for the next next bowling man. I mean luckily right he went. He
went from you know, second is the last h you know, he's not
in the chase anymore, so it doesn't really affect him anymore. It'd have
been nicely him get a win. You know. I he Kevin get another
win. I mean, it's been a long time and it's you know,
let's see him just get one win in his last year. But it may
not happen. It doesn't look like it's going to happen. But you never
know, something I happen. He's always been good at Phoenix, the last
race a year. He might win that race. May not be when be
the champion, he might win that race. It's just it's just gonna be
really interesting. I mean Ryan Blandey was there all day. He got back
and forth and he fell back, then he made a charge back and they
just he built the hell of a race. And that's just third win at
Tale Dagus. That's pretty good. Yeah, three man, I got a
question for you, Like, it's not like athletics, where like the older
you get, you know, you start to lose some of your mechanics and
whatnot in sports. When it comes to auto racing, though, you can
like when it comes to all yeah, okay, whatever comes to auto racing,
Like how do we just I mean just not as sharp? Is that?
Is that why you guys don't win us? Like why older older drivers
don't win his autic? You don't see this is not like that, like
thirty five thirty five year old drivers should be able to win a racist like
a twenty two year old driver. Sh I'm not talking about reading glasses and
they just I'll talk about using cheaters hang out already a thirty five year old,
I hear you. But I do think that there is something where you
start to I mean, this is why these guys retire. I think there's
also you feel like there's some point where you feel like you almost get scared,
and I think that's when you know you got You gotta remember, younger
guys don't really care. They just go for it. As the guys get
older, they made back off a little bit, but that doesn't mean that
they studience. We've got some wily veterans and know how to pull some tricks.
I mean. And also you gotta remember somebody as you get older,
I mean, you gotta figure out they doing this. Kevin's been doing this
for twenty three years. Every year, all those weekends, time away from
the kids, family. You know, it's tough on the family. But
don't give me. The money's good. The money's great, don't get about
that. You know. And some guys make more and others. You know,
the money's good, but somebody's I mean, has there been a driver
that ever did a Tom Britton, well, not a Tom Brady, but
left and then came back. Well, Greg Biffore retired for years. He
ran a couple of races, and he's done it. You know, I
think like sometimes retired, he came back. He can't make it. Ran
for Jale Junior when Joe Junior got hurt, jail. But that's almost like
a step. But there is something like I think every one of these guys,
no matter what sport, it is the love of it, the camaraderie
in it, the that adrenaline it's cheers from the crowd. The cheers from
the crowd is just that adrenaline too, that comes pumping through your body.
That I mean, you can't replace that anywhere. And now you're sitting home
and getting bitched at. Put me back, put me back in the car.
I want to get a car. Andy Pettit of the Yankees, came
back because of that, he came back to baseball. You know, I'm
done with the retirement of Okay, that's what I can't deal with. But
well, I don't mean I'm making a poor joke and an old fashioned joke
to be honest with you, but I do think it's more of that can't
let it go. I think there's some guys who I think every guy and
this is part of being a guy. I think they still got it.
How many guys. I can tell you a story about an old comedy club
owner. I don't know if you ever knew him, JJ Perone, God
rest his soul or all at brother. We's his house and JJ, when
he was younger, had shown me a picture. He was a big car
guy, Randy, and he was in phenomenal shape, young, handsome guy.
Now he was not that much older than me. I'm gonna say maybe
eight. You're like between me and my brother, and put on a lot
of weight diabetes, but he was very athletic when he was younger. We's
as a trampoline. JJ says he can go out there and do a flip
on the trampoline. So now money's coming. Blah blah blah blah. Now
this is a guy thing, and this is why guys don't live as long
as right. Motherfucker goes out there with the cigar, lit cigar, I'll
do it, I'll do it, gets up, gets all like, gets
halfway rotation, he's this way kind of lands neck head cigar smush, comes
up, shoot all over. It looked like a cartoon fucking character. We
were left right, and we could be. I mean we were. I
think he may have had like an ashburn on his cheek because of the stuff.
I'm just saying that guys always believe they still got it, you know
what I mean? What's that Toby keats on? I'm not as good as
I was, but I'm I'm one time as good as I ever wanted.
Whatever the fuck the saying is. But yeah, do you know the song?
You don't? YEA many times? I just did. I just did.
Sorry, Randy, but that that would be the thing, right.
I think Race and Randy, if you pushed Rays and Randy, Race and
Randy is how tall you five nine, five ten, Randy could dunk a
basketball. Back in the day, Randy is was a It's still in great
shape. He's ripped, he is in great shift, but he's sixty three
years old. I think that if I could get Randy, I could get
under his skin enough that I could get Randy to do something he did when
he was younger. Could I I think I could, Randy. I think
I could bait you. No, because you know, I mean, I'd
love to go play softball. My knees wouldn't legs wouldn't take it. I
mean, I'd love to play basketball, but my knees and legs I wouldn't
take it. You know, I mean, don't give it. I mean.
The one thing I can't do is I can drive. I can drive
a hell of a Car's not a problem with Ryde Hellcap. Randy said to
me when after I did the I did drag racing. Randy said to me,
He's like, yeah, trag racing on stage. You're in a car,
in a car, Okay, Sometimes I never know where you're going.
I went down to Empire Drag and uh, Empire Drag Strip. What does
the Empire Speedway, Randy, what's it called? Empire Gragway and day and
I went down there. They had closed the track for the day, and
I knew some of the guys that have cars, and I went down and
I did a demon and h I ran that at it. I don't I
don't know what my time was in it. I just know I hit one
hundred and twenty four miles an hour in the in the quarter mile, and
then I did a I did a pickup truck and Randy said to me,
that's a pretty good time. And then he then he did you hear him
the last time we talked. I want to go against you one time,
buddy. I'll show yeah, I got it, and I know, but
that's like guy speak and I'm already would kick my ass. He does all
the But father was like that too. Yeah, every guy is, oh
yeah, yes, it's testosterone. It's a wonderful thing, right absolutely.
I mean they said, my dad, you know, my dad comes out
to self fuller and all. My dad's got heart failure going on, so
he would. But I'll tell you right now, if he felt better,
I guess he'd love to strap on a car and go at it. It's
no whole problem now, not to be morbid, but to be a little
morbid. If your dad if there was like a shot clock over your dad's
like a doctor says, hey, it could be you know a couple of
weeks, right, would your dad? Would your dad go and do one
more run in the car? You think, oh, hell yeah yeah?
And would you I'd almost encourage if I knew that was something my dad loved
to do. Let's do it one more time, glory, Yeah, man,
let's go. I mean even if the worst happened. I mean I
brought I've brought in a hellcare at home before, and I had the good
key. The red key has got also it turns up the horsepower around it
an Outford eleven die. He says, Now I know what will happen the
red talk about the red key, because I don't think a lot of people
there's a there's a there's two keys through the vehicle to a hellcat and demon
has the same thing. Yes, yeah, they have two keys or one
key will give you like flower or five hundred horsepower. The oh, the
key will give you seven hundred and ninety seven horsepower. Isn't that fucking while?
Okay? How great is the technology that it goes by key, right,
yeah, the governor for you. Wow, I would say like I
wouldn't take the red key if I were driving on four ninety ninety because I've
never did one without the rug key. I've had one, and i've had
one. I had when I was up to one hundred and forty seven miles
an hour and I was running out of real estate side to slow down.
Well, this is what I'm saying, like, Okay, this is this
is exactly where I'm going with guys, because once you get this. As
I've gotten older, and this is like old man talk. Now, as
I've gotten older, I always worry about those kind of cars that roll off
the assembly line that are made for speed, because these roads are not,
and neither are the other drivers. And no matter how good I mean,
we talked earlier today about the rubber necking, and I said, if you're
distracted by something happening in the opposite direction of where you're going, not a
two lane highway, there's a barrier between you, and we practically have accidents
going the opposite direction because people are distracted, Well, how can you do
it with a phone? But the same thing. Now, take somebody,
some older guy who goes Man. Just little bit he taps that gas.
The thing purs He's like, fuck, the next thing, you know,
you're doing one ten. And it doesn't in those cars, right, he
doesn't feel like you're going that fast. No, I mean we got a
we got an older couple that bought a Rausch Mustang. Okay, seven hundred
and seventies five horsepower older couple cell with allmanic transmission. They are definitely in
their late seventies, right, and they still own and they love that car.
They don't he doesn't drive it hard. I don't think I mean that
carr I did. I did don'nus with that car. I mean, there
was no big deal. It's waiting for that. I was just seven.
I'm just sitting there and wait, it's coming, Doug scout one coming.
Once I heard older seventies over seventies driving her hard, You're like, come
on, come on, come on, let's go, come on. But
they they bring it in a wee service and stuff. And I mean I
loved I told that car when they first got it. I loved that freaking
car. I actually loved it so but that and like I said, a
lot of guys like you know, give me know, get the six speed
and get the automatically, give me an automatic, whip your ass every time?
And well and well, okay, well here's the best part. Two
years ago we had to picnic out of South Baller. But one of the
guys I worked with heads and Mustang, he put it, he's put a
tune on it, and he's put it there in box on it, exhaust
and all that. I took a stock Mustang g T Mustang convertible and whipped
his ass every time. He couldn't freaking believe it. Yeah, because it
risked him six times when I whipped his ass one time. Why do you
think that is I knew how to drive and he didn't. Yeah, I
think that's part of it. Just put your foot in the gas. No,
but I think there's also sometimes in those Well these are just street cars,
right, just a regular street curry by right off the lot, Yeah,
by right off the lot. And yours was a standard key Mustang,
but mine was automatic or a convertible, and his was stand vertible Mustang.
It really stick. Yeah, there you go, there's your problem right there.
Okay, Because I think mostly like if you, I would say,
Randy, I wouldn't. I would only at the beginning, if I don't
know how good this guy was, would do automatic because otherwise you gotta be
like it's paddle shifting all these So you yeah, like I said, you
gotta be Eric Clapton with the ping mcmihing. Maybe maybe maybe better than Errik
clapt if you slowly, Yeah, Prince, Yeah, you gotta be,
because I mean you'd have to be really fast to fire through those So Randy's
yeah, smarter, smarter, Randy, Yeah, I mean, it's just
it's just I mean I think I dragged deck car twelve times that day.
The one a guy to beat me. He was a guy with a full
blown race car, and he caught me like ten last ten feet of the
treggy. Because I can't believe you almost beat me, I says, you
got killed. You out of the hole. I treat your ass. That's
the problem is you gotta last light, last light maybe and then boom,
let it go. I learned all that. I gotta tell you, Like,
I didn't think I would watching those races for a little while. After
a few minutes, and I don't mean no disrespect, Randy, I get
a little bit bored, but man, when you're behind the wheel of it.
Oh yeah, it's a whole story, just like porn. Nothing about
doing it. Think about it when you left them, when you left with
Dad. Now think about with them guys in the top two directions and they
leave with those cars, they're they're they're leaving like five or sixties. Yeah,
that almost scares me, to be honest with you, because that almost
feels like you have no control. It's so it's almost it's a rocket,
right, I mean it's bas Yeah, it's a it's a bomb. It's
a bomb. It's a bomb. That's true. It's a bomb. That's
right. It would be as much as much as explosives highlights with them,
Yeah, but it just comes off the arrand gets underneath you. Yeah,
yep. And they're all light. There's nothing there. Yeah, there's you
and engine. Yeah, those things don't parachute. That that like, of
all the things, I'd rather get in a car like the Demon. You
almost feels safe and you know nothing's gonna happen. Probably the same thing.
Where are you from? Where do you hang your hat in New York?
New York? Okay? Yeah, wait were you from Rochester? Whole life
in New York always from New York, born and raised in Newark. Why
well, my cousin had a Demon down at Northwest Passage Lee and I think
he just sold it seven or eight years ago, but he had it for
the longest time brand new. Do you ever drove it now? Yeah,
some some people didn't want to take it out in certain weathers, certain tires.
Yeah, he's never had the time to awesome. Remember that's the first
first nine second street car to come out of the factory. Yeah. See,
that's the thing like an Audi R eight. Randy, I know you're
not a big import guy, all right, but that, to me is
one of the most fantastic cars ever. If I had one of those on
a regular basis, I couldn't help but take certain turns on the nineties five
four or three at one, going in at one ten and trying to come
out at one twenty that you know what I mean, maybe dropped down to
one on five as they come around there. So I'll look at the Demon
now, I didn't realize it looks just like a challenge. Yeah it does.
Yeah, so I was I'm probably seeing demons on the road taking their
challengers. It could be because you're not making anymore. I think the challenge
now ever, think about it, because that motor has that that motor hits
about nine hundred horse. They make another great motor Chrysler does. It's called
the Helephant. That's got a foulsand horse party. You can buy thirty grand.
It's called it's thirty grand. As he got thirty thirty five grand.
You can put that. It comes with the whole wiring, harness, the
whole side of You could put that in anything you wanted at a thousand horse
pier fact with a factory with a warranty. Holy shit, can you imagine
that? No? No, I can't. But we're gonna go electric.
They're going electric. Gravy okay, that electric Mustang. That Tony Steward go.
He went eight seconds, eight seconds in the quarter with that thing.
I'm sure you can. I don't like it. I don't like the way
it looks. Oh don't. I mean, I like I know how that,
but they just know I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about a
regular Cobrad Jet Mustang. It's all electric like a super Cobrad Jet. Yeah,
oh yeah, those oh man, you got check it out. Tony
Stewart driver, and it looks like a regular Mustang. It's a regular Mustang,
but it's all electric and it goes like eight seconds and a quarter mile.
What did you What did you get for your birthday? Anything? Uh
No, I don't really need anything, buddy. My kids are gonna take
me out to dinner or stuthing like that. You know, sometimes I don't
need it. My mom and dad, I don't need any They gave me
a couple of scratch offs. You know. I want ten I want ten
bucks. I'm happy. I love it. I love it. That's right.
I need to take that and that in the power bowl. Are you
going to? What restaurant? Will you go to? Olive Garden Parkers?
I'd probably yeah, Alive Garden over. I like Alive Garden. I like
Parkers, yeah, but I can go there anytimes down the street. But
they got great food. I mean, truthfully, we haven't been in Parkers
in a while, so if they do that did have great food. And
I haven't been there in a while, you know, I go, I
haven't been I haven't been there since before Colvid, just before Colvid, buddy,
that's a long expensive I've been there. I'm just I'm not a big
guy. We're not a big going out for people who really rehired. You
know, I don't drink. I don't drink because of my diabetes, So
I don't drink. You know, I just gotta careful to take someone take
care him. No, I mean I truthfully. I bet you I've had
eight beers all this year, and that's a beer stops, you know what.
You know what that is for me? Lunch and one hour, Yeah,
our lunch hour. Give me a night at night, lunch back in.
I mean, you know there have been times eight I told you,
I told you the story about that time I happened to me back in the
eighties. Just roll forward that day at lunch hour. Day had Brandy's over
there up in the Rochester. That's the one where we went to lunch.
Earlier. We went to lunch at quarter to twelve, got back at one
thirty. Half in the bag, gave me a truck, made a head
of noise. I drove it, got noise uneath. That was way down
in the corner last bay, twenty two bays down. Nobody could see me.
I don't feel like putting this on up. I got on my creeper
claning on my creeper. Thought it was a shield of hanging there. That's
nice and cool down there late here for a second, buff, but he
comes kicks me like five minutes to five. Hey, you going home today?
I love those Those creepers could be comfortable if you got the right head
rest on them. Oh it's next and cool down. That was a hot
day. That nice of cool and I was nice and shade on a way
to pull it. You know what you need to do next time, Randy,
tie your hands up to the top, like put a little nile on
a rope up. So now you got your hands up, You got your
creeper. You dropped the shield down. No one can see anything. And
if they do see something, as hanswer there. Yeah, but they ain't
never gonna happen again. Believe me, they ain't never gonna happen again.
But I got you right now. That was funny and hello because I wrote
up a store and got paid eight hours and from the car five minutes of
slept for four hours, so you know, good day, all right,
That was a good day, man. It was a good week that week.
All right. Well, Randy, we'll be watching for Phoenix and we'll
call you on. No, No, Well, Phoenix is the last recent
year. There's Charlotte Robles. Charlotte's next to Roboles next the road course.
Okay, and uh, you're gonna watch because h Bubba Watson is below the
line. Kyle Bush needs to win. Kyle Busch has to win that race
to get into the next round, and I think he's got a good chance.
Uh, there's a couple other guys that are blow but I don't think
they're going to have a shot at it. Bubba Bubba, he's nine points.
There's somebody else is nine points with I can't remember which other girl Rolf
top of my head. You're gonna see some aggressive driving at this track for
this race, because then you know, I mean to say, we'll see
whatever you're watching and it's is this Sunday night? Uh sometimes yeah, well
the Bills game. It's like nine o'clock in the morning. So that'd be
perfect. Oh, that'd be perfect, I say better. We had our
last race of South Peller last weekend, last Sunday. A great day.
Hundred hundred and eighteen cars for cars good, somebody went on, somebody went
one hundred and fifteen seven and a tenth. That's really fat. Bill took
you with two Yeah, Bill took you a whole quarter to one hundred twenty
fucking got it ready and they went one hundred and quarter bills game, yes,
alright, penalties from January to March. Yeah, alright, Randy,
kid me, they're going to starting to start time and Bill with a sun
dial. Look at this, leave a sex life out of it. Alright
ready, we'll we'll talk to you on Sunday then, all right, man,
we'll see it. The gold bills, gold bills kicked him, kicked
him Jack where he is as there in London? That's right, them jaguars.
All right, Randy, talk to you later, happy birds. Thanks
man, there you go. It's racing Randy. All right, we'll close
it out. He's always he's never disappoints. No, he's got his mispronunciations
and all that stuff. Even left a little on the table for Doug.
I love what he does that for Douggy Fresh. When's the next comedy?
Get hang once? The next coming up? Well, there's one. It's
gonna be the Carlson but it's for Breast Cancer Coalition Rochester. But I'm doing
ten minutes. It's October twelfth, you can buy a ticket seventy five dollars
to give awards doctors, nurses. It'll be some live auctions that next next
Thursday, next Thursday, this Thursay, Yeah, following Thursday. Just go
to BCC dot org and check it out if you want to come. It's
gonna be grazing stations, cash bar in the main room. In the main
room, okay, very good. Kevin, mini room. Yeah, Kevin,
given ten minutes, hopefully ten minutes. I'm working you got well.
I went to the Coalition the other day and gave him some of my stand
up. So make sure. Oh you want to get reapproved. Yeah,
I like that, I understand it. Yeah, I got it, all
right, very good. Danny Band's next gig, Vanity Project. We got
a little while new material. Yeah all right, good, Yeah, awesome.
We'll see you tomorrow. I'm Bill Moran. Have a great day doing
whatever you do. Didn't know what to do. I'm TV. They were looking at