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This is a Downbeat. I'm ninety
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ma'am it is. We start at
six am, by the way, six

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am to ten am. This is
show one hundred of the New Downbeat.

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after their show we'll all go into
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But I have a quick little hey, what's up everyone? How we

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doing? Maybe there someone will do
a cool prank and then we'll watch Office

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Christmas Party together and then go out
and do some karaoke. Did I say

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that out loud? I don't know. I'm in joining us now live via

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the power of zoom. It is
Julie Dobbs and Jeff Cavtov and the Speakeasy

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heard two to six p out Hello, team, Hello, keny gouna sound

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great? Do we sound good?
How do I sound? One? Two

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three three two one? How's jeff
Son? Both? Hello? Three two

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one one two three three two one
one two three? What are you doing?

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Do I wake you up? I
wish no got the kids to school,

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been doing some laundry. You're gonna
take the dog on a walk and

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then start prepping for our show,
Kevin, Oh, you get to prep

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for your show during the morning time, during the day. That's that?

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Like? Is this why you guys
had us on to make us feel bad

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that our show's in the afternoon and
yours is in the morning. No,

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no, no, we wanted to
make you feel bad about the things you've

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said this year. Yeah, no, they're hiring everybody on to Phil segments

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because they don't have time to prep
for the show because they do the morning

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show. Actually, I'm very excited
for this. Okay, So you guys

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are aware that our big boss Paul
got a huge promotion and is moving to

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oversee the southern California LA market,
and we are kind of left as a

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rudderless ship when it comes to matters
of year end performance reviews that has fallen

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upon naming Kevin Turner, and he
is going to evaluate everyone on the on

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air staff and tell you how you
did and submit these forms officially to corporate

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and within six to twelve months you'll
find out if you still have a job.

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Yeah, Kevin, please be nice
to us. My contracts up before

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that, so I'll find out faster. I think mineus too, for being

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yeah, completely honest. And then
there's a lot of people going, what's

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a contract? Yeah, if you
want more TC you might you might be

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in good shape here in a couple
of months. Let's start with Julie just

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because ladies. First, Now,
some of these clips are gonna come from

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the old down the old speakeasy as
well, which I was a part of

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so if you hear me in the
clip, don't be confused, audience.

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But and some will come from the
new speakeasy as well. We're just kind

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of taking a look at some things, uh, Julie in twenty twenty four,

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I think I'm just looking at some
of my goal sheet. And uh,

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let's try to take it easy on
prisoners. We got a letter from

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prison written into the speakeasy and it's
a good one. I like when you

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can tell that people listen a lot, and this guy you can literally if

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nothing else to do. So thank
you easy Jesus good. We're just laughing

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at ourself. Julie. I'm sorry
to all prisoners who are listening right now

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because you know words offenders. M
Yeah, I apologize to all of them.

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That's somebody you don't want to get
on their bad sides. So that

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was not a smart comment by me. But I'm also happy to provide them

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entertainment while they're there hanging out,
you know what I mean? Yes,

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I actually you it was very funny
what had happened. He though it was

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funny that Cather's response to your comment
was gush. She said, hush.

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Maybe his d's don't come the best. Ye you never know. I don't

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know. There are times he'd say
something, he go just keep right along.

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He's not down for everyone. Did
say to this good good Let's go

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to Jeff. Oh, Jeff,
Jeff for a good strong year. Thank

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you. But we're gonna need you
to to look at a map and really

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learn where the states are this year. Twenty twenty four. Polease. Tita

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Turner died at her home in Switzerland
yesterday at the age of eighty three.

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I'm home in Switzerland. That's because
the happiest countries are all the Nordic countries.

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Yeah, I don't think that's considered
Nordic. Let me check. I

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think that's is Switzerland. Hey,
watch you shut up. I looked it

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up, Matt, Switzerland is not
considered the Nordic person Austria, France,

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Germany, and Italy. Hey,
different Central Europe geography. Funny geography.

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Hey, you want to hear something
funny about geography. I learned Colorado is

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up and left last year. I
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no, that's I had been to
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going up and right. I relate
to Kavanaugh in a lot of ways.

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Geography is not one of them,
but one of them is went back into

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a corner when somebody is out knowledging
you is just to say, why don't

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you shut up? It works every
time. I think lashing out is a

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very healthy response mistakes. No one
goes to the quick shut up more than

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Jeff, and they have a few
knowledge gaps, and geography is indeed one

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of them. You know, you're
the Switzerland thing. Not concerned about that

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one, but knowing where Colorado is
that was one where I went. You

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got to offer that up on your
own. Hey, bruh, Texas.

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What else matters? Just Texas?
I mean, it should be its own

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country. It's bigger and britten.
I don't care. Why would I ever

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leave anyway? That's a good point. We'll go back to Julie. Julie,

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we actually went ahead and got ahead
of the curve here on this one.

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We went ahead and got rid of
a feature that our station used to

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do just because of you. Here's
what the freak is happening. It is

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a Stars postgame party today on the
Speakeasy. The Dallas Stars winning at home

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last night in a game seven two
to one. Over here do we play

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over. I was already thinking about
Vegas. Okay, that's terrible. I

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had I had a little Kevin stroke
there, I really did. You got

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a Kevin stroke I think lasted longer
than mine my strokes. Because you're the

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hockey expert too well, I was
at the game. I was at the

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game and forgot who they played about
this terrible two to one over here?

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Do we play? Over? Jeff's
got a little bit of dip in his

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mouth and Julie, hey, kt
time out? Is this a performance reviews?

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Can you make sure that you note
on your paper who helped her,

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gave her who they played? Kevin
good team player? He put a check

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on a blank piece of paper.
Just now. I'm just very grateful for

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you in that moment. And that
was breathless, Save me, Save me.

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That was very funny though, because
that Julie also has like smoker voice

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there from it. Do we play? Do we play? Is it?

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It's easy to get scared, you
know in those mills. They didn't write

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anything for that one. I was
just you know, just jamming, just

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add living or whatever. It's like, this will be easy. I was

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at the game last night. I
can just talk about it when I forgot

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who we played. Now, this
is a clip Jeff that's labeled the one

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thing that Jeff hasn't done. And
I think goals are a big part of

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employee performance reviews. So for some
of our goals for twenty twenty four,

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I'd like for you to check this
one off. This is the one thing

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Jeff hasn't done. Did the driving
gig? You've done everything. Listen to

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the radio. Yeah, He's like, yes, I have everything, but

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one thing, and it's creeping.
At the same time, Oh god,

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not dude, and it is creeping. I was just telling Catherine last week.

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I was like, you watched your
back in the hallway, Jeff the

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whole week off. You know,
you're right. I don't think I don't

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think that's my type. What do
you mean you can get American service man,

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I don't think our values. If
you had to lose your gay virgin

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with one male here on our staff, on our staff, yeah, please

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line up as me cathering yourself in
it, Ben's skin grooves, Mike,

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Ryan or Danny and Soroy. I
would select Soroy just for the physical intimacy.

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But if we're gonna hold each other
after and talk about life, I

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would choose Danny. I'm slightly more
attracted to Mike, but I'm more attracted

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to Danny's heart talk. Oh okaye, No, you should pick him.

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You should pick him. That's funny, that's fucky. Yeah, when you

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kick Saroy out, I'll just be
waiting outside for the conversation aspect of the

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post coital experience. Yeah, I
mean, I think if I'm gonna,

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I've been ordered by work to get
this knocked out by work. Yes,

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as well as we'll get too.
See you soon, Danny, all right,

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buddy, as soon as Mikey gets
back from New Orleans. Yeah,

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we'll make it happen, Julie.
Moving forward in twenty twenty four, we're

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gonna try not to turn NFL players
into verbs. Okay, And you know

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what, I don't blame them.
You gotta human. Just grab it at

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you like the life, the majestic
version of a fishing and people clubbed it

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to death like a baby. I
didn't I don't blame them. I didn't

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do it. She was just standing
there on the boat. Should I have

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dove in front of the mallet the
save the what would you do? I

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don't know. Julius in the car
with three friends and they all get out

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and they're like, hey, Jules, we're gonna go murder people. And

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You're like, well, I didn't
do it. That is not that is

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not. Don't Kelvin Joseph Me.
She made his name a bird. Incredible,

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Wow, Calvin Joseph. I didn't
realize that the Kelvin Kelvin Joseph Me

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was also attached to the Marlin incident. There was so much. That's when

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y'all found out that I was on
a boat where they beat up in marlin

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one time, and then I whipped
out the Kelvin Joseph. I have a

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lot going on in my life.
I'm so sorry that goon squad just bashing

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the head of the marlin is something
I've woke up at night because of that,

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just nightmares and watching you you with
the cocktail, just watching it and

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laughing. Now I'm kidding, I
was not laughing. That was not lasting.

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That would be shocking though. Just
pull that big fish on the boat

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and go bamn. Yeah. I
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knew we were fishing. We didn't
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caught the fish and they just started
going to town. We're like, uh,

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okay, we're gonna continue Jeff and
Julie's iHeart Employee Performance review by taking

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a look. I'm gonna be honest. You guys know this by now.

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These are just clips that weren't voted
for in the top fifty or didn't you

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know, make the top fifty in
the clips of the year. And I

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was, oh, you're just burning
a segment. No, not burn burning

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segments. But we don't let him
go to waste. This is one of

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my favorite things that happened though,
because the way Jeff said this word was

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funny. Dude, I fried some
bone in thighs yesterday. Best chicken I've

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ever had in my life in my
life, I've ever had in my life.

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And I don't know what the magic
was. I don't know. He

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take it a little Owen Wilson in
my life. The best chicken I've ever

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had in my life in my life. I don't know if that's fun understanding

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to everyone, that's funny to me. I understand in the review what it's

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worth. Look, it's just worth
noting. Okay, yeah, okay,

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most honestly, most employer reviews,
they're just done but because the company says

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you have to do right, there's
not really anything that you're looking for.

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There's no grating or anything like that. We're just gonna copy and paste that

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transcript into the additional comments section,
okay, just to throw them off in

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my life, I like chicken,
Sue me. Was it good chicken?

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Though? For real? In your
air fire? It was amazing? What

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did you do it? Was it
just raw chicken, just some thighs and

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you threw them in the fire.
And yeah, I used my wing recipe

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in the air fryer. Okay,
I just didn't realize how good an air

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fryer is for for the chicken until
I got it lit. Was it like

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a sauce You dipped them in sauce
and then put them in the air fire?

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Or how did that work? A
double dry rub? Guy? What

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I do is I hit it with
a little bit of olive oil, so

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we'll obviously hold my dry rubs,
and then you go with the carnivore red

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for some color and some flavor,
and then you go with the cluck or

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dust for a little bit of heat. Are thighs? Did thighs have bones?

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I don't know if I ever had
a chicken thigh, Yeah, of

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course they have bones. Yeah,
you need to have a chicken thigh,

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Kevin, I don't like good.
Does your thigh have a bone? Kevin?

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What makes you better than a chicken? Fair? Yes, chicken thighs

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have bones. Now you can have
thigh meat that's removed from the bone,

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but generally speaking, yes, can
you get them without the bone? Yes?

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I just said that because I like
chicken wings bone in, but everything

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else we could just go with no
bone. Are you unwilling to alter what

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you were going to say even though
the person answers it before you ask it.

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Yeah, because you were just going
to ask. I was going to

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get about the bone. Yeah,
what are you up for? Reviews?

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That's tomorrow and it's not going to
be good. It's not gonna be good.

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You need to review you. Tomorrow
is going to be a problem.

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I fear Julie, Hey, can
we have a little levity when we're reporting

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on big time stories in twenty twenty
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okay, and for full context,
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Allan dance. But I can't help
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though, where it's like total allan, and he's like, and he gotta

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just swing your hid his name.
He goes, hey, guys, oh

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you're not You're doing this while you're
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a little bit of a stinker.
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the two. At least seventy nine, at least seventy ninety people are dead.

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You want to try that one at
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let's try it again anywhere, but
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doesn't fit the story. It made
me laugh and I started reading and it

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was a terrible moment. Seventy nine
people are dead and more than I'm sorry,

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I'm gonna do this story later.
Let's talk about the Twitter one yesterday

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peoples to be the top headline of
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quick for Julie, since you know
I'm here to help kind of co conduct

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this this egg what could possibly be
an exit interview? How many people,

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Julie, in your mind, need
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I guess seventy nine is not enough. No, Like once we get into

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the eighties, the eighties, okay, so yeah, I'll take it seriously.

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So like, you know, the
Titanic sinking that you definitely would not

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have laughed at that. You know, it's like fifteen hundred people. I

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can't believe you would even ask me
that. I'm just checking. That was

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such a tragedy. Okay, there's
nobody You guys don't all go by the

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Randy Moss rule. It's eighty four
eighty four Okay, more of a Doug

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Cosby rule for me. But that's
okay, Danny has has Kevin ever done

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that Alan dance? While you're trying
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you would You wouldn't know it,
but if he were not by listening to

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the Morning show, because this morning
show doesn't really laugh. We don't have

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good laughers. No, we're not
good laughers. I listened to Julie and

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Christina and Groobs and like, man, yeah, we just look at it.

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Somebody will say the funniest thing in
the world, and we'll just kind

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of gon, we're not good laughers, and we all we all back up

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away from the microphone. Yeah,
not a great plan. No, it's

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not. Do you all laugh in
life? Yeah, of course no.

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than anybody on this show. I
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It's just on the air. Like
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me. So I don't really think
about it if I on the air,

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not on the air, But if
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So just relax, be yourself,
just la. It is the joy of

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the Julie because I don't believe in
the fake laugh either. It sounds weird

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and forced and contrived. Cracks me
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funny. It cracks me up that
none of you laugh. It makes it

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funnier. But then also it's a
gift that Julie is very easy to entertain

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because it makes life really fun because
she's really laughing, and you don't have

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to be that funny the best it's
infectious. True, you are funny,

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JESF. She's laughing. Kevin,
you're all funny. Y'all actually make me

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laugh. This made Julie laugh,
and it made Julie do more one time,

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but that was the number one cup
of the year. But this has

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become Groups's new toy Harry Potter and
The Prisoner of Azkaban and Concert at the

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Myerson Symphony Center. Interesting. So
the Dallas simpis the after it. You

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can do it, Harry. That
makes me laugh right now, Daniel,

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what what do you do? What
when I when I mispronounced something, or

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get when you broadcast bad and you
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was where I go, but it
is I go. I think I just

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stopped talking. Just lean back,
roll away from microphone. Somebody else fill

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the void. Yeah, like when
Ryder does it, he just goes,

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damn it. I hate that.
My auto response is a goat. That's

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so good. I that made you
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really good. But yeah, then
when Groog decided to make it his favorite

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drop and he's just so dang perfect
with his execution in that moment whenever he

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played that and that number one clip
or whatever. There's no chance Kevin has

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that handy to listen. No little
juice, Actually I do. I do

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tinkle tinkle little jewels, watch her
make little yellow pools. Well, thank

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you, Celsius energy. You just
added a letter and I don't know what

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letter it was what is it?
Celsius? Yeah, I think you had

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an h because it's delicious, and
none of us ever mispronounced words, so

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we have to call you out on
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yep, the only one on our
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down the road was that. That
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trying to make words, and I
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have to do. The next minute
of that, sly legit took her headphones

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off. She has to go to
the bathroom. She's leaving. She is

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leaving. Don't you want to hear
this? Okay, okay, the door's

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closed. I think that means she
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she said she did, okay,
because she's not leaving the woom like you

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didn't suddenly just have to go.
She had an accident, she did.

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I think she said she did.
Rinder's the best when a drop gets played

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out of nowhere, you know,
or or somebody accidentally like misfires, he

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just always goes, what was that? That? The hell? She hears

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the goat. Julie makes a little
mope. You know. I was hopeful

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that this would just be something that
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It really is embarrassing, number one, It actually really is embarrassing. It's

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awesome. But you know, Grubes
just has a lot of power over me.

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On the touch of a button,
he can make me snort, laugh

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and then if it's a very special
day, he laughed, and that's what

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happened. Yeah. Sorry, Well
overall, good job, gang. I

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think they're going to be fine,
don't you. I haint they're gonna be

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fine. It doesn't really matter because
it's gonna take work Day six to twelve

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months to get that front. That's
true. It's the last time you logged

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into work day. Kevanall I don't
know how. He doesn't know how to

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get into his email. I can't
get in my email. You can't get

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into it. Authenticator two step is
on my old phone. I got no

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boot and I don't know how to
transfer the authentic D You can skip that.

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It'll just text you. It'll text
you. Only person on my show

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that knows how to email. Think
about that for a second. Oh my

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god. Yeah, you're right.
At the last place I worked, everybody

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understood. You just had to text
Jeff if you need something. It's hard

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being an employee. They're not going
to do that. Jeff's got a funny

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story of something he learned from his
dad a long time ago. I think

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it was like one of those you
know, you like get like a camera

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speeding ticket or something or something.
You know. I forgot what the violation.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh.

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Yeah, I didn't get it.
I've never been summoned for jury duty and

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my life, really, I didn't
get it. Not once learned it from

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a dad he'd never been summoned either. Are you not registered to vote?

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No? I just don't get it. No, I am. I just

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never got it. Oh, they
don't reach out that when theyssed it.

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When they send you these important documents, it says they'll reach back out at

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the end. They usually don't.
Just checking it. If I didn't check

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it that I don't. I never
received it, never received it. I

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don't know. Yeah, and they're
not sitting a registered mail where you have

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to sign for it, so there's
no way to prove it on the mail

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man. I've never seen it,
sure enough. All right, Well you'll

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do what y'all do it on the
show today. And I don't know.

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I sent some notes to myself last
night, but I forgot what they were.

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All right, really good though I
don't miss it. Hopefully you texted

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them to yourself and not email.
I did see you here, they're right

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there, I texted myself. I
want to know when did literally every athlete

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start going with let's go as the
only thing that they yell when something happens.

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Yeah, or LFG on Twitter.
Yeah right, it's either let's go

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or let's effing go. But there
is no other thing that gets yelled when

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you do good in sport. It's
just let's go. And I don't know

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when that started. Yeah, it's
changed. We could get more creative with

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our fired up things like you know, like come on, pomp it up.

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Oh yeah, all right, Julie
Dobbs, Jeff Cavanaugh. They will

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be with you from two to six
pm, Space o'clock afternoon. Oh we

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all got short break here. Okay, youre them two to six today on

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the Speakeasy Bye gang, good job, bye guys. Belt Oh yeah,

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I know we'll get to that.
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