Will they go on a second date or will must be the last time they
ever talked and kiss in the morning. Second Date Update, I'm Kiss ninety
five seven. Oh, it is time to make a love match. I'm
feeling like today Walmart Jeff on Kiss ninety five to seven. We're going to
bring two souls together. Now, that would be awesome, Courtney, ha
ha, you don't seem excited, but whatever. All right, Abby,
welcome to the show. Welcome to second date Update. I'm super excited to
find out about this great first date. Okay, So I went out with
this guy named Lorenzo and he made restaurants at this fantastic restaurant and it was
like pretty fancy. He sent an uber black to pick me up. He
had flowers waiting when I got there, like it was what amazing wow?
But then yeah, I was like this is happening. This is great.
And then as soon as I got there, he said he had to go,
and he ordered me another Uber and he sent me home and he like
a Paul. He was like, I'm so sorry, but I have to
go. So I don't know what happened, Like I feel like maybe there
was an emergency or something, and you've not heard from him since. Like
that was because I like wrote to check in to be like, it's everything
okay, because it was so abrupt. I love how you said it was
a great first date when literally it was just a great first car ride,
a great plan for a first Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
I mean, I mean, he gets you in uber black, you
get there, there's flowers. Did you thank him for the uber black and
the flowers? Maybe that was it? Was he expecting a thank you?
Yeah? No, I mean I think I did. Yeah, I was
very excited. I think it was clear that I was like impressed. All
right, Well, listen, since the date probably only lasted ten minutes,
I'm guessing it was an emergency. So my plan is we're gonna call him.
You're gonna be listening in. I'm gonna ask him about the date,
and I'm going to try to get answers out of him why he left so
abruptly. Hopefully I can get you guys a second date. Are you ready?
Yeah? Sounds good. All right, We're gonna call Abby's date Lorenzo.
We'll do that next story and Kiss in the morning's second date update.
I'm kiss ninety five seven you're back and we've got Abby on the line.
Abby, basically, you told us you went on a well is it a
first date Walmart Jeff for just the beginning of a date? The car ride,
Yeah, like the first quarter of a date. All right. So
Abby, it's this guy Lorenzo. He sent you an Uber black to bring
you to this really fancy restaurant that he made reservations for. And when you
got there, he had flowers for you. But shortly after he just said
he had to leave. Yeah, that's it. And he didn't give you
any reason. He just left him. You haven't heard from him, no,
and I'm like kind of worried, you know, like I hope he's
okay, me too, Me too. All Right, you're gonna be listening
in. I'm gonna put you on hold. We're gonna call Lorenzo. Hold
on, this is an easy one. He had an emergency. Hopefully everything's
okay. They're going to go on a second date, fall in love,
yeah, have babies, or have babies then fall in love or however,
maybe he's a doctor. Hello. Hello, Oh is Lorenzo there. Yes,
this is Lorenzo. Hello Lorenzo. This is Courtney. Hey, dog,
what's up. It's Walmart Jeff. We're calling from Kiss ninety five to
seven. You're on the radio. Oh wonderful. I've listened to you before.
I love your show. Thank you, I appreciate it. Thanks.
You sound very formal this morning. Anyway, Lorenzo, thank you for listening.
So hopefully you know what second date update is all about. That's when
somebody calls us they went on a first date, but they get ghosted and
they want answers. So that's what we're calling you, Lorenzo. We want
you to tell us about this first date you have with a girl named Abby.
You ghosted her, I think she said, within ten minutes of the
date, as soon as she got there, and she hasn't heard from you.
We want to make sure anything's okay. Are you okay? Yes,
thinking back on it, unfortunately Abby was just not quite up to standards.
So wait, wait, Lorenzo, So you sent her a uber black,
you gave her flowers, and you left because she wasn't. I don't underst
stand, like up to your standards. I don't get it. Like what
I don't understand what I believe that when one goes out on a date,
you know there are certain expectations of both people. There as the one hosting
you, there are certain expectations of me, So you know you are correct.
I had an uber black center her, I had flowers waiting for her.
I had chosen a very nice restaurant for the two of us to go
to. UH and she and her wisdom it chose to wear a pair of
awful robin jeans on a first date at an upscale restaurant, and frankly,
that is something that I cannot abide. It's just awful, it's tacky,
it's the it's a very low class mentality. You go ahead a sad date
because of how I looked. I canceled that date because at a upscale restaurant,
you chose to dress like we were going to McDonald's. Oh my god,
I said something was wrong. I've been worried about you. I thought,
oh my you wow, wow. Look that is my book. I
obviously respect your choice to dress as you feel, but in the social circles
that I run in, I can't be with that kind of that kind of
dress in a public space. So you want a trophy life, You just
you only you just want women to be seen and not heard. Is that
what's going on here? Oh my god, No, I want a woman
of quality, not somebody who thinks that we're dressing up for a third grade
dance. Oh my god, wow, Can I just say abby? And
under normal circumstances, I would have already hung up on Lorenzo, but I
enjoy listening to his ignorance. For some reason. The more you talk,
Lorenzo, Jeff, the more you talk, it's just it's it's it's honestly
abby, laughable. And I think you did. I think you dodged a
bullet. I completely agree. I feel like he was literally born and like,
I don't know, like you sound like you want a nineteenth fifties housewife,
and I just can't believe that you my good luck, I think yourself
up to the band that you should. There was a vast difference between demanding
somebody do well and demanding someone and the fact that you can't see the difference
is that is so the reason why I chose not to contact you again.
Okay, oh right, I'm going to end this right now, because honestly,
it was. It was ten minutes of your time, Abbey, and
we're just going deeper and deeper in things that he's saying that I'm just I'm
okay, Lorenzo, you were at least honest. We wish you well look
for that whatever it is, trophy wife or whatever you're looking for. Abby,
you totally dodged a bullet on this one. I hope that the women
listening can all avoid him, not too because oh my god, yeah,
okay, well listen, Abby, keep us, keep us posted on everything.
And I'm so glad that you called this, and I'm glad we got
your answer. There you go, no sweat off your back. Thank you,