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Will they go on a second date
or will must be the last time they

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ever talked and kiss in the morning. Second Date Update, I'm Kiss ninety

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five seven. Oh, it is
time to make a love match. I'm

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feeling like today Walmart Jeff on Kiss
ninety five to seven. We're going to

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bring two souls together. Now,
that would be awesome, Courtney, ha

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ha, you don't seem excited,
but whatever. All right, Abby,

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welcome to the show. Welcome to
second date Update. I'm super excited to

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find out about this great first date. Okay, So I went out with

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this guy named Lorenzo and he made
restaurants at this fantastic restaurant and it was

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like pretty fancy. He sent an
uber black to pick me up. He

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had flowers waiting when I got there, like it was what amazing wow?

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But then yeah, I was like
this is happening. This is great.

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And then as soon as I got
there, he said he had to go,

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and he ordered me another Uber and
he sent me home and he like

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a Paul. He was like,
I'm so sorry, but I have to

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go. So I don't know what
happened, Like I feel like maybe there

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was an emergency or something, and
you've not heard from him since. Like

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that was because I like wrote to
check in to be like, it's everything

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okay, because it was so abrupt. I love how you said it was

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a great first date when literally it
was just a great first car ride,

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a great plan for a first Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.

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I mean, I mean, he
gets you in uber black, you

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get there, there's flowers. Did
you thank him for the uber black and

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the flowers? Maybe that was it? Was he expecting a thank you?

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Yeah? No, I mean I
think I did. Yeah, I was

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very excited. I think it was
clear that I was like impressed. All

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right, Well, listen, since
the date probably only lasted ten minutes,

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I'm guessing it was an emergency.
So my plan is we're gonna call him.

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You're gonna be listening in. I'm
gonna ask him about the date,

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and I'm going to try to get
answers out of him why he left so

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abruptly. Hopefully I can get you
guys a second date. Are you ready?

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Yeah? Sounds good. All right, We're gonna call Abby's date Lorenzo.

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We'll do that next story and Kiss
in the morning's second date update.

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I'm kiss ninety five seven you're back
and we've got Abby on the line.

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Abby, basically, you told us
you went on a well is it a

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first date Walmart Jeff for just the
beginning of a date? The car ride,

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Yeah, like the first quarter of
a date. All right. So

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Abby, it's this guy Lorenzo.
He sent you an Uber black to bring

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you to this really fancy restaurant that
he made reservations for. And when you

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got there, he had flowers for
you. But shortly after he just said

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he had to leave. Yeah,
that's it. And he didn't give you

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any reason. He just left him. You haven't heard from him, no,

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and I'm like kind of worried,
you know, like I hope he's

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okay, me too, Me too. All Right, you're gonna be listening

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in. I'm gonna put you on
hold. We're gonna call Lorenzo. Hold

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on, this is an easy one. He had an emergency. Hopefully everything's

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okay. They're going to go on
a second date, fall in love,

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yeah, have babies, or have
babies then fall in love or however,

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maybe he's a doctor. Hello.
Hello, Oh is Lorenzo there. Yes,

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this is Lorenzo. Hello Lorenzo.
This is Courtney. Hey, dog,

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what's up. It's Walmart Jeff.
We're calling from Kiss ninety five to

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seven. You're on the radio.
Oh wonderful. I've listened to you before.

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I love your show. Thank you, I appreciate it. Thanks.

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You sound very formal this morning.
Anyway, Lorenzo, thank you for listening.

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So hopefully you know what second date
update is all about. That's when

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somebody calls us they went on a
first date, but they get ghosted and

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they want answers. So that's what
we're calling you, Lorenzo. We want

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you to tell us about this first
date you have with a girl named Abby.

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You ghosted her, I think she
said, within ten minutes of the

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date, as soon as she got
there, and she hasn't heard from you.

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We want to make sure anything's okay. Are you okay? Yes,

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thinking back on it, unfortunately Abby
was just not quite up to standards.

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So wait, wait, Lorenzo,
So you sent her a uber black,

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you gave her flowers, and you
left because she wasn't. I don't underst

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stand, like up to your standards. I don't get it. Like what

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I don't understand what I believe that
when one goes out on a date,

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you know there are certain expectations of
both people. There as the one hosting

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you, there are certain expectations of
me, So you know you are correct.

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I had an uber black center her, I had flowers waiting for her.

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I had chosen a very nice restaurant
for the two of us to go

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to. UH and she and her
wisdom it chose to wear a pair of

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awful robin jeans on a first date
at an upscale restaurant, and frankly,

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that is something that I cannot abide. It's just awful, it's tacky,

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it's the it's a very low class
mentality. You go ahead a sad date

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because of how I looked. I
canceled that date because at a upscale restaurant,

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you chose to dress like we were
going to McDonald's. Oh my god,

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I said something was wrong. I've
been worried about you. I thought,

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oh my you wow, wow.
Look that is my book. I

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obviously respect your choice to dress as
you feel, but in the social circles

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that I run in, I can't
be with that kind of that kind of

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dress in a public space. So
you want a trophy life, You just

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you only you just want women to
be seen and not heard. Is that

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what's going on here? Oh my
god, No, I want a woman

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of quality, not somebody who thinks
that we're dressing up for a third grade

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dance. Oh my god, wow, Can I just say abby? And

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under normal circumstances, I would have
already hung up on Lorenzo, but I

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enjoy listening to his ignorance. For
some reason. The more you talk,

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Lorenzo, Jeff, the more you
talk, it's just it's it's it's honestly

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abby, laughable. And I think
you did. I think you dodged a

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bullet. I completely agree. I
feel like he was literally born and like,

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I don't know, like you sound
like you want a nineteenth fifties housewife,

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and I just can't believe that you
my good luck, I think yourself

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up to the band that you should. There was a vast difference between demanding

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somebody do well and demanding someone and
the fact that you can't see the difference

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is that is so the reason why
I chose not to contact you again.

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Okay, oh right, I'm going
to end this right now, because honestly,

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it was. It was ten minutes
of your time, Abbey, and

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we're just going deeper and deeper in
things that he's saying that I'm just I'm

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okay, Lorenzo, you were at
least honest. We wish you well look

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for that whatever it is, trophy
wife or whatever you're looking for. Abby,

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you totally dodged a bullet on this
one. I hope that the women

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listening can all avoid him, not
too because oh my god, yeah,

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okay, well listen, Abby,
keep us, keep us posted on everything.

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And I'm so glad that you called
this, and I'm glad we got

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your answer. There you go,
no sweat off your back. Thank you,