1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:13,960 Who welcome to steal. We got rich, we got christ. The cake 2 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:18,480 is here. He's gonna share some jokes, but first we had a couple 3 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:25,920 juke sit in. This first one is from Lora. I'm a Laura Joy 4 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:33,000 and I'm from Pittsburgh. I don't trust the stairs because they're always up to 5 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:43,840 something. And I think this one's from your brother, Elisha. Hello, 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,600 my name's Elisha Trombioncle. I love from Pittsburgh. What do you say your 7 00:00:49,679 --> 00:00:56,759 mother? Would you want to go to Canada? My mother? When can 8 00:00:56,799 --> 00:01:06,079 we go to Canada? What a great set of jokes? Well, I 9 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,680 got a joke for you, and here we go. How do you row 10 00:01:11,079 --> 00:01:23,920 a canoe filled with puppies? You bring out the doggy paddle? Looky, 11 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:29,799 leskip me up for your camuity. Let's get up for Chris a kid. 12 00:01:32,079 --> 00:01:36,400 Hello, my name is Chris Secret and I'm going to be sharing jokes with 13 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:41,680 you today. First, why does everyone put candles on top of the birthday 14 00:01:41,799 --> 00:01:57,319 cakes because it's challenging to place them on the bottom. What do people serve 15 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:12,159 at birthday parties in Heaven? An angel food cake? What kind of cake 16 00:02:12,319 --> 00:02:25,599 do you get in the cafeteria? A stomach cake. What do do birthday 17 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:34,879 cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter. 18 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:51,120 What do cats enjoy eating on their birthdays? In my scream cake? My 19 00:02:51,439 --> 00:03:02,280 scream cake? What kind of birthday cake do you back to an else party? 20 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:15,599 Shortcake? Shortcack? What do you seem to a cow on his birthday? 21 00:03:16,719 --> 00:03:30,280 Happy birthday? How do you follow the recipe to make a German buntcake? 22 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:44,759 First you need to invade is the kitchen? What kind of dessert is 23 00:03:44,919 --> 00:03:58,560 never on time? A chocolate ate cake? Chalco late cake. What is 24 00:03:58,599 --> 00:04:09,560 the favorite dessert of a French cat a chocolate moose cake? Chocolate mister? 25 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:20,839 What kind of cakes do you give to a dog? Popcakes? Popcakes? 26 00:04:24,439 --> 00:04:33,560 When is a birthday cake like a golf ball when it's been sliced? Wh 27 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:50,000 what do you call an island populated entirely by cupcake? Deserted? Deserted? 28 00:04:54,560 --> 00:05:02,199 What did the cake say to the park? The cake said to the fark, 29 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:12,959 you want a piece of me? What do chickens serve at birthday parties? 30 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:25,079 They said, coopcakes? Coopcakes? And certainly, what do you call 31 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:38,600 him baker with a cold coffee cake? Cof cake? Locker that spent my 32 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,800 time. I've been chriss the cake. I'll see you guy. I've like 33 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:48,079 the ball Cay was giving on for Chris. Great jock, who knew the 34 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:54,800 cake was so funny? Okay, be sure to share this episode with all 35 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:58,480 your friends, and if you want to submit a joke, just click the 36 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:02,600 link in the shutouts and send it our way. As always, we'll be 37 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:08,720 back next week with a brand new comedian and a brand new episode. A 38 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,480 stand up comedy for kids.