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Welcome you to the podcast range Brow. We're here to entertain you. We're
hitting entertaining you. It's a beast kid's strange. Shall I tell you the
joke about the body snatchers best mop? You might get carried away. I
stole Billy's. Is that like that Microsoft sound thing? No, I've had
it on the fucking soundboard. Shit, but it's it's quite funny and I
think it was appropriate. Welcome everybody back to the show. I hope you
have your shovels, because I'm gonna bury you live. I'm gonna I'm gonna
bear you live. I'm gonna dig you back up. No, I'm just
kidding. Everybody, welcome back to the show. I'm a little hungover,
you know me, Tom kat Ak, Tom Thompson. They'll wrap Tilly and
go check out my music. Starting to get more and more popular. A
lot of people are checking out the spotify. My fuck Trudeau song has been
used in hundreds of tiktoks, which I did not know. Uh, and
then I realized, and I was like, wow, that's fucking crazy.
Some of them were like thousands of likes, and I'm like, weird,
bizarre. Never knew that was going on, but I guess it was.
And uh yeah, and who am I joined by the horniest boy are Aron
fact As always? How does that work? How about your year song being
news like that? It's weird. It's a little bizarre, right, but
like they're just using most of the chorus right where everyone's chanting, you know.
But everything I do and everything I say is satire. I am a
comedian. This is what I do. So if the government ever wants to
accuse me of hate speech, I don't hate anybody. I love everybody,
including Trudeau. I love that guy. You know, Without him, my
country would be prosperous and people wouldn't be struggling living on the streets. You
know, we need more homeless people. Oh yeah, aren't you guys doing
that cool thing that as well, like where you can get like put in
jailers for life, for life for hate speech if it goes through, and
like they'll come after other they try to bring. It's absurd. It's crazy
the the amount of restrictions and things they're trying to put on humanity because the
narrative is crumbling around them and everyone is starting to wake up to, oh
wow, the government's like really corrupt. Oh like all of them. Oh
it doesn't matter what over the side you vote for, they're all extremely corrupt.
And and you know, now they want to control everything and that's crazy.
And there's even a guy that proposed that if somebody's thinking about they think
that somebody is thinking about committing a hate crime, they can put you in
jail or put you in a house arrest. So if you're like, if
they think you might say something, And at the end of the day,
right like I'm I don't hate anybody. The only thing I do hate is
the government. Your government should have the least involvement in your life as possible.
And it definitely seems like they're trying to enslave humanity. And if you
don't notice this by now, I don't know what to tell you. Man.
I can show you a bunch of things that are happening, but this
is not what we're here for. We are here. We are here to
dig up bodies. This will be fun. This is an interesting tail interesting
case of these two guys, William Burke and William Hare I think is their
other names. They both named William uh so it'd be like will Bill Bill
will will William Bill. Yeah, yeah, this was this. I try
I watched some stuff on this. I tried to watch the movie with what's
this guy's name again? Andy Andy Serkis and then Sean Peg Sean Pegah,
Simon Peg. I tried to watch that movie when I was drunk last night,
and it I can see why Rotten Tomatoes probably rated it so low.
But we're talking about Burke and Hair, the body snatchers you could call them.
Look at that fun draw what the just wait for the the the episode
I'm gonna put our faces on these. Does he look like that? I
don't know, because they that one where he looks like it looks like an
Asian guy it's weird. This is literally a picture of like what they look
like too, like like she kind of looked like some weird mute. Yeah.
Yeah. That dude on the left looks likes that life cast back up.
Yeah, oh yeah he does. That's weird. That's bizarre. It's
fucking William Shatner's does there. They're weird looking fellas to say the least,
especially the interpretation drawings of what we think they like exactly the same and that
last draw on you showed, Oh yeah like that, No, that's there
another one? Yeah, look, what's that's fun? Hair man? You
don't want hair like that, and the beard is like the same on Chops
bro. You don't want to like you want to do chops man. I
wish we should bring back Chops man. You should have done for this episode.
You should have shaved so you just had chops. I would look so
bad because my beard is pretty long right now, it would look so good.
Or if I it somehow like put like some tape or something like that,
so look like it like getting tape. I don't know if they had
that. But this this should be fun. I'm just gonna start. It
is like one o'clock in the afternoon, I'm going to start drinking. Why
not, It's it's Friday. We're recording on Easter for all the fans that
end up seeing this stuff way later. But this is called a Caesar Sipper
six percent Caesar Sipper. So there's this company, Matt and Steves. They
make like like beans, says beans in there, right, those beans.
They make beans like pickled beans, and they're actually pretty good. They're like
spicy pickled beans you put in like caesars, and it's fucking delicious. You
don't like Caesars? What the fuck does that taste? Like them? Pretty
good? What is that supposed to be? A Caesar? You know what
Caesar is? No, Caesar is weird. A bloody Mary you know what
bloody Mary is? Yeah, same thing. So tomato juice. I literally
never that reference as I see. Really, whoa man? What a different
world you live in? See Caesar Sipper. There people in the States call
them bloody Mary's. We call them Caesars because of Julius Caesar. He used
the first one to make the drink. He used to milk the boys for
their tomato juice. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm just kidding.
I don't know why they call it a Caesar I'd probably google it,
but yeah, this it's a Do you like Caesar's? Yeah, I'm a
huge fan. I like it. I'm It's only like you can only have
like one or two, right, you can't like keep drinking. But it
is a good hangover drink if you want to keep drinking like the next day,
which if I'm gonna go hard, it's going to be today and then
I can sleep the rest of the weekend and recoup. Because do you guys
get monde? Uh No, I had a choice, and I was like,
I'll work, you know, fucking make some moolah. But uh yeah,
we're this is an interesting case. Trudging quickly through the darkens the streets
of Edinburgh, Scotland, Scotland and Edenburg, there was a swift and brutal
cold that dominated the air, making the two men struggle with a heavy bag
silver as they walked. With only a few streets to go, the two
men could already feel the warmth of the deserved money in their pockets. Both
of them already knew that they could make a living out of this. Even
if a man trampling down the road every few weeks in the cold. When
they reached their destination, a heavy brown door with no distinction about it,
they knocked slowly three times. The man answered. He was tall, wearing
a dapper suit, his eyes swollen from the lack of sleep. Seeing the
large bag in the hands of these two strangers, the tall man smiled and
invited the men. Seven pounds and ten shillings was the price for a corpse
in a bag, divided the two men. Between the two men, William
Hare and William Burke. It was said the best price in the city,
according to locals who regarded doctor Robert Knox as the best entomologist in the city.
Number ten Surgeon Square was well known by medical students as one of the
places they could learn uh these workings and use for the use of the human
body. And the best way to learn about the body in its true form
is to dissect the dead. You know, dead bodies and all I didn't
have fun. I did have fun with those dead bodies. So this is
pretty interesting. Did you look into this? Because these these fellows are they
you can make money? So they're like, you know what we should do?
We should make some money, and you know, we could make money
from we can sell corpses to people. You think he could do it like
touch a dead body and like pull it around and stuff depends if I'm hard
or not my horny that day. I'm just kidding. I get a right
called dad. Uh. I don't know, oh man, Like I feel
like I would have a hard hard enough time killing a deer and I want
to go hunting and stuff like that and kill some deer and then use the
meat. And I feel like that's gonna be tough for me because I don't
like killing an animal is a little sad. So I couldn't imagine like doing
what ed Gean did, just like being like, you know what I really
could use like a skull cup and then like digging up a dead body.
Even though I do want a real human skull, I can't legally own one,
but it would be cool to have one, just like you know,
and then you stare at it and you write poetry. I think that would
be fun. Yeah, Like I'd like to sit here and say, yeah,
I wouldn't have I don't think i'd have an issue if I really had
to do something like that. But even the animal thing for me is a
bit like like my dad does a lot of hunting and shooting and stuff,
and like to him, it's just like so second, it's like when I
watch him like skin rabbits and shit, yeah, and I'm in the corner
like that's a fucking grim. Well you have so many rabbits in our back
yard. I said that shit hits the fan. I'm gonna start shooting seating
rabbit stew. It is. It is crazy because obviously, back in the
day right there, how do you, you know, learn about certain things
about the human body. You'd have to dissect it, you know, that's
how you're gonna learn about the body. So especially back then, bodies weren't
readily available. But once we get into it, they kind of they start
taking corpses from like a criminals that died that got the death sentence, right
because they're like whatever. And then it's trying to deter people from committing crimes
because then they're gonna be like, well, we're gonna kill you, and
then everyone's gonna watch as a doctor cuts you open. You know, it's
kind of weird when you think about it. I suppose now in modern times,
like you know, it's it seems at least anyway that we know so
much about like the inner workings of the body and stuff like that. But
that must have been wild to you know, like cut open a body and
just like start pulling shit out of them and be like, oh, what's
this thing? Let me just like pull his veins out. Let's see what
this thing. I've heard that, you know, like morticians, I've heard
the koppa feel quite more than often than people think they do. That's fucking
grotesque. We mean ability to that necrophilia episode. It was pretty dark.
It's sad that we couldn't have filmed it at the time we recorded it because
we weren't doing any filming at that point, but it was probably see some
of our faces would have been quite quite hilarious. Maybe we'll step back into
that world one day, just for all the necrophiliacs out there that are like
just waiting for that episode again, like you know something about the same kind
of thing. But it's pretty crazy. So in eighteen twenty seven, medical
science in Europe was not even in its infancy. It was a fetal position.
It was in the fetal position waiting to be birthed. Medical doctors were
more than happy to receive corpses at their offices, paying handsomely for anyone who
could provide them. William Harren William Burke would soon be his main supplier,
and he spent his formative years graves. The celebration of Christmas in eighteen twenty
seven was marked by the first corpse hair and Burke delivered to doctor Knox.
It was a beginning of a union, of a partnership of the two men
who decided to earn their living as as corpse sellers. But realistically, I
don't know, man, back in the day, me and you were just
hanging out and then we're like, oh, we can make money off of
like digging out bodies. I feel like we probably won't. Yeah, Like
I was trying to think about it in the context of, like, obviously,
this is like what eighteen twenty something, eighty twenty seven at this time,
or we're at Christmas time, so like you kind of have to put
it, you know, I know people and now would say, oh,
that sounds crazy put it in the context of Back then though, it probably
seemed like, wait, this is a fool proof plan. We're selling people
that are already dead, so they can't tell anybody. Yeah, nobody will
really come looking or know, so I guess we'll just do this, yeah,
one hundercent and then that's uh, you know, And that's the the
idea of that is, it's it's it's easy, not easy quotations, but
it's like money where you can just like you know you you like like some
of these people that we've talked about where they're like wait and buy, you
know, because when me and Billy talked about the necrophilia, so there would
be people that would like go to a fresh grave and then like dig it
up to like play with the body before it started like hitting rigamortis and getting
worse and tearing, but you know, fucking disgusting. That would be the
one ship that we talked about. She like rote a guy while Lee was
dead. I don't know how this fucking made rigamorta set in and there was
like the stuff the fucking embombing flu would be be coming out of his face.
And ship, that's fucking like I expected of men because there were fucking
animals. But like when you hear about a chick that doesn't, I'm like,
whoa, she must be really fucking the head one hundred percent and It's
crazy because back then, what are they doing, like because they do they
they I don't know how at this time they used in bombing fluid. They
probably didn't because I didn't come to later on, but they like, you
know, you would you sew the mouse shut and you show the butthole shut
so it doesn't like poop all over itself and people are looking at it in
the casket because imagine that smell. So here's the question. If I'm a
dude then and I'm digging up these bodies to like have sex with them,
whatever am I am? I having sex with them in the graveyard? I
would think you would take her home, you know, you do the polite
thing, take her home. And then what am I doing? Like a
m I like bending it over and like clapping the cheeks, and yeah,
I guess that would be the way to be done. And I feel like
it would be easier for a man to have sex with the corpse rather than
a female. But then if it's like that movie Clerks right where the rig
and Mortis sets into the guy that he's like, I gotta go with the
washroom is the Jewish guy, of course, and then he goes in there
takes the porn magazine and and then you don't see him for the whole movie.
If you have never seen Clerks, check it out, everybody. It's
a great movie. And then and then she thinks she's going to fuck Dante
in the back. They're gonna meet each other in the back, and then
she she fucks the dead guy. It's like such a way to end the
movie because she's like, oh, like Kevin Smith's first movie. But it's
just it's just wild because at this time it was money and like jobs like
labor jobs, you know, weren't paid that well. There was a lot
of homeless people. Like it wasn't it wasn't fun to live back in this
time era, you know what I mean, Like this does not seem like
a fun time to exist in, like the seventeen eighteen hundreds, and you
know, people the whole everywhere stunk. It was a stinky everyone's stinky just
fucking smell like shit. You know, it wouldn't be a fun time.
But that's why people were like consistently staying drunk, probably at their jobs,
like everywhere they go. You know, I feel like you'd have to kind
of live in that live like that yeah, like and I think we'll probably
never have like any sort of real grasp on it, but like I've done
the the London Dungeon tour and stuff like that. Yeah, and like I
remember being that like in the tour guide was like you know, from the
extensive research or whatever, it was like we we will never have an idea
of like how disgusting, how filthy, and it's just how like smelly everywhere
was in those times. Like it's like it's like incomprehensible, how disgusting.
Yeah, everybody has syphilis, you know, fucking colera, just shitting shit
in yourself all the time. And then there's like and then there's the idea
that like in around and eventually we'll talk about around Russia and stuff like that.
There's Tartaria ud before this, where there was like using buildings, uh
to admit like that took the atmospheric energy like Tesla wanted to do. And
it's it's like it's just so funny because imagine if if Tartaria wasn't around Russia
and they were living like a free energy and it was more advanced than even
we are now. And that's the premise goes that it's it's pretty advanced,
and I was as advanced because I don't know if they had the internet stuff
like that. Well talk about when we get into it, but that everywhere
else in the world is like shitty as fuck. It's like smelly, it's
homeless, people like drunk, like vagabonds everywhere. And you know, it's
cool because it's like it's ready kill now because we're going full circle. Yeah,
we're going back to the dark ages. Yeah, you know, it's
where it's I can't talk about anywhere in my head's gonna explode. It's just
the people that don't notice it are like literally the problem of the world.
Like if you don't notice how bad it's getting, you must be like delusional,
like living in some sort of like like your own reality. You know.
But if Tom has to think about this anymore, his head is going
to explode, like that scene from Scanners. Yeah, you know, it's
just crazy because the the the things that the government wants to do is is
absurd. Man, it's crazy. And it's like all they're like, there's
no government that's by the people for the people, and now they're like democracy
is an excuse to murder everybody. The best part about all this is.
If you sit back and look at it, it's actually a really clever technique.
The views where the entire globe is going to be the prison. So
like before we used to like think, you know, oh well it's like
those people that is not an exectioned way. Yeah, like those people are
sectioned within those borders. But if you just have it on like a global
level where it's like we just controlled the entire prison, it's like some sort
of like fucking I don't know, like Judge dreads, like Mega City one.
It's gonna be like where drones are gonna be flying off if it's gonna
get there. That's why I want to do a rat episode and just kind
of go off. I do uh for all the fans out there, I
do want to do an episode about the replacement theory. And if you don't
think it exists, take a look around. So the the hair was deeply
okay. So the first this is the first corpse that that Burke and Hair
acquired. They delivered a doctor Knox. It was at Christmas. He's like
and now you're in there like getting you know, he has a wrapping your
presence. That's such such But I have a corpse for you. It's got
a little British like I got Scottish, Scottish the celebration of Christmas, Christmas
Eve, I have a cops for you, sir. I have a corpse
for you, Sir. I just found him laying in the gutta. You
know you're waking neighbors. I'm gonna It's so funny because essentially, like this
is what they the end up doing. It's like I'm still alive. Well
bo bye, you know, like I need your body to so I can
make money. And uh so they delivered to doctor Knox. It was also
the beginning of the great partnership, their union. You know, they're they're
gonna earn money, hey, selling corpses to people and has landlords of small
lodge lodging house, Hair and Brooke. Yeah right, it's Brook right here
in brook Brook Sure Burke Burke, that's Burke, Yeah, Burke and Hair
Hare and Brooke Burke whatever. I had to discover it. A and old
Donald, old Donald old McDonald had a farm. They found his corpse inside
his house and he was dead from a long and painful illness. So they
they I guess they were landlords of the small like lodging house and even like
some of the movie I was watching. There's like a movie from the seventies.
It's free on YouTube, and like I have a I love old movies.
You know, the acting, it was just based on acting, you
had to be it was like a play a lot of the time sixties and
seventies, once they really start filming movies more often and it was more of
a popular thing, like when cinema became very popular instead of theater. It
kind of was like watching a play but filming it wise. And it's like
it looks kind of crappy, but like the costumes are fine and it I
wanted to actually give it a chance just because it would be interesting. It's
a story about you know, guys selling corpses to doctors. You know,
there's like plays of this so wild, like are those girls dead in the
background because they look like ghosts? Yeah, and the dude look so weird.
It's just like this is what they think they look like. See this
guy's that's that's probably broker hair. And he's like, you know what you
you look you look really good on on my doctor slab. I I just
love how like and I like obviously there must be. It must be grounded
someone in like historical discovery or whatever. But like the classic like Grave Diggers
costume or the classic like Victorian man costume. Yeah, like there's like your
classic like grave Robbers costumes where I'm like, and you can I just feel
like, you know, it's like the the horrible like disgusting like scurvy mouse,
Like I can already hear him doing that, Like oh, I oh,
you know, it's just like that, Like and I don't know if
that's something that we've done, like you know, like with I guess Coca
Cola with fucking Santa Claus, Santa Claus, if that's like a thing or
what, But like there's definitely I guess mainstream like version of like what we
believe them to have looked like. Yeah, and you think about even like
someone like ed Gean wearing that like little old timy hat and stuff like that,
and and just being this weird little old man that likes digging out bodies.
And the thing is, at this time you would need people to dig
graves. That was a pretty probably pretty lucrative job concerning how many people were
dying. And then the guy's like you know, a bunch of babies died
from colera, and he's like, thank god, you know, I disgusting
digging out there's a question or like those those grave diggers and stuff, they've
got to be fucking riddled with like diseases. Imagine like they're like Conor McGregor,
just like digging out bodies. But I can't imagine that they're like going
home and like having like proper like like a bath or like any sort of
like we just fucking discussing. They're probably going to like the local bar and
then like putting all their disgusting hands and stuff all the coffin on everything I
know, and you know and like and it depends because if you're just digging
in the grave, you're not putting in the body, like if you're not
the but I guess a grave keeper would probably keep up with all that stuff.
Then they had the idea of they because so many people got buried alive,
they had to give them bells and shit and like, which is crazy.
Imagine you're in the graveyard and you're like the grave and you're like ding
ding ding ding ding dy fuck just gonna dig up that fucking lady like that
one story from like that that show Lore, where it's like the chick was
like scratching on the coffin and her sister kept having premonitions of her sister being
alive and buried alive, which is crazy. It shows that people are in
tune with stuff. And then they're like, she could be desperately, we
have to dig her up, Like I just feel like we have to dig
her up. Something's going on down there, you know. And then they
dig up her body and there's a bunch of nail marks on the coffin.
She's dead now because she's suffocated, but like she was alive for how long,
you know, a couple of minutes, it days, you know,
because eventually, like the oxygen would eventually just there would be like none I
would get you know, yeah, but I'm sure for a while you'd have
some air, which is like fucking horror. For I had holes man in
some of them, they had like a fucking little people you could look down.
But Okay, Johnny's still dead down there. And do you know what
that reminds me? I was actually when we're talking about like how disgusted and
how many diseases all that sort of shit, It reminds me of A Million
Wires to Die in the West. Oh yeah, that movie. Like I
obviously you know it's a share movie, but like yeah, it kind of
shows like that scene where he goes on that big rent and he's like,
you know, talking about all the people that die and like from like the
cough and from this and that. He's like, yeah, the black Site
and like he you know, it's like a five minute monologue where he's just
like naming out all these things, and it kind of makes you think,
it's like we don't think about like the Wild West or like this era in
like England and across the Europe and stuff like how fucking disgust and just awful
it must have been. Yeah, and then it was like natural selection where
the toughest survived. Nowadays, too many people have kids, and those people
are stupid, and then their kids are stupid, and then their kids have
kids and then they're stupid. And now we have the world that we live
in where we have prime minister like Justin Trudeau or any of these other people
that are like inbred mongoloid creatures, you know, and then they're like,
you know, trying to dictate to people because they have a tiny penis and
they're like, you know, I'd like to rule. I have so much
money. Now what else do I do? Oh, let's just like go
to the Masaude Island. I got there. Do you know what it's going
to be like? We're going to be like the fucking aliens from District nine
living in those little shacks. That's actually a great movie, very good movie.
We should talk about that class work class work as because it would be
fun and we have I know, we're getting there and it's But the thing
is, I keep pre to people that all it takes is people coming.
You know, unity united, we stand, Divided, we fall. That
statement is very true. So you know they were The hair was saddened by
the death of Old McDonald and Uh. His name is Old McDonald O.
L. E. Donald, So I don't know if that's his actual name
or that's just the nickname they call him Old McDonald. I'd owned owed him
several pounds, which he never paid back. Hair and Uh and Burke declared
the death to the local authorities and waited for the body to be taken away.
When the body was put in the casket left for the next day.
Burke and hare exchanged the body with heavy rocks. They took the corpse,
covered it in a bed sheet, and decided to sell it to doctor Knox.
He's like, yo, I gotta it, fucking owes me money,
man, Well what do you want to do? Would he be in trouble
as well in all this or is he just like seen it's just like a
good guy where he's like, well, you know, they just brought me
bodies. I didn't question where they came from. Yeah, that the I
don't think the doctor would get into trouble. Realistically, he's got an all
right, if these dudes are showing up all the time with these fucking bodies,
it's like, wait, is what And he's like, well, he
would probably look the other way because and the thing is, is this guy,
like is the doctor? You know? There's doctors have always been kind
of shady characters, you know. And then it's then, is this like
ny mortal? Good people? And yeah, they're they're not. They're definitely
not paid by big pharm companies to push absurd drugs onto the people, to
keep them dumb, docile and slowly dying. But you would you would think
that he's got he's got probably I don't know if it gets his rocks off,
but man, not even that way. Like there's some people right where
it could be a sexual kind of fetish, but there's even like you could
say, a fetish to do with like interest where you're so like just interested
by something that you can become obsessed with it. You know, it's like
what you know, he like cuts open the chest, he starts playing around
the heart, and then you know and it's actually true, and you know
that that kind of ties into something we we've thought around the idea of talking
about on class hor or cast with the first Human Centipede movie where everybody covers
that that that sergeant dude, like the basic story is because I thought that
movie was just like, oh, it's just like some lunatic killer, Yeah,
but it's actually not. It's a guy who's like a really skilled sergeant
who becomes so obsessed with like anatomy and like how the body works that he
has this idea of like I wonder, am I that skilled? And do
I have such a good understanding of the human body that I can connect three
bodies together and keep them alive and healthy? Yeah? And and the thing
is, I I think that a lot of things like who knows when we
eventually get to Joseph Mengela uh and and and that what he did to people,
And I believe that stuff happened. There's obviously neo Nazis that don't think
so, because they're like trying to make every excuse in the book to be
like they weren't that bad. But realistically there's no good or bad guys in
war and someone like him where he just became like fascinated by the idea of
what he could do to people just to try it. It's like, we
don't care about these people anyway, you know, we want to send them
to Madagascar. So maybe I can just like kind of like play with a
couple of them and to see what they what they do, you know,
And like the twin thing that he used to do, like let's cut off
a body part of this twin, see if the other twin feels it.
And there's even a story to do with like, uh, I can't fucking
talk right now. Hair and and Burke is the is the idea of like
the they ever heard of the Irish skeleton. So there was this giant he
was like seven foot five or six or something like that. They called him
the Irish Giant, and he wanted to be he wanted to be put out
to sea or something like that. Like there's a specific he saved up all
this money to have some certain certain uh bear method that he wanted, right.
And then one of the doctors, I don't think it is doctor Knox,
another guy, he paid like five hundred pounds at the time, which
would have been equal to seventy four thousand dollars today for the body so he
could examine it and it's still in a museum. This John Hunter I think
his name was. It was a very skilled surgeon, very well known doctor,
and he dissected him I think in a classroom like it's full of people,
you know it always it does remind me of that movie from Hell,
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, just it does definitely plan
into the idea of like you see the room of all these college kids technically
and all these other people that are training to be physicians, and then you
got the guy in the middle of the dome the room right where there's his
table, and they're like, so if you do this, and there's like
blood scorting in his face and stuff, and so we the idea of that
kind of room as well as freaked me out. Yeah, oh yeah,
well it's just it's just bizarre and creepy and even kind of reminds me somewhat
of which I'd love to talk about Sleepy Hollow, you know, like just
I don't know that time era was just I don't know, this is weird
and different because we can't imagine it because we didn't live back then. You
can in you know, even there's once you used to see photos and videos
of like the late eighteen hundreds, early nineteen hundred or whatever, like you
start to like grasp a bit of like what it kind of was like.
But I don't think you can understand what it was like in the seventeen hundreds
really unless you actually went in a time machine and went back there. You
know, we should do it. I would like the yeah, they yeah,
it's like that. There's that beam where he goes like, let's go
in the future, and he's like, fuck, let's go back in the
eighties. This sucks. The meeting of William and Hair hair Brooke Burke Jesus
Christ was thought to be around late eighteen twenty seven. Hair owned the lodging
house, and Burke arrived to stay for a short while until he could find
a home of his own. Sharing a bottle of whiskey, the two men
found they had quite a bit in common. Hey, dude, do you
like digging out Boltas? Do you like to do you like to dig up
bolt Eas? Do you like it? Oh? God, it's getting worse.
The accent is getting worse. I go, I gotta say school,
and then it kind of comes in and then it just goes away. I
gotta get better at this. I want to I want to take an online
course of how to do accents. I'll pay someone to teach me how to
do it. Your your your accent and your your your hicic accent on the
Hliate episode quite impressed me. It's funny because I try to try to get
you to do Canadian and you're like, I think about it. Do that
ship? You know? And the only like reference I have for Canadian is
in was it? Was it the soul Park movie or something? Yeah,
that was like the only I ever had because I always I'm not to insult
any Canadians there, but like I always felt like for me at least anyway,
like an American and a Canadian accent were quite close. If you talk
someone from California and you talk to someone from Ontario, they sound like the
exact same. You know, it's not Joe Rogan joke. He's like,
what are you gonna say about California when you used to live there? He's
like, what we speak clear and concise. It's not like you're going to
like Jesse Shole, you know, or Boston and all these places that like
just have these absurd accents. So they were both of Irish descent, but
they had a love for alcoholic like you like getting wasted, man, so
do why but I thought, I think every Irish person does, and even
uh. And they had an even greater affection for greed. They're both very
greedy men. And the lodging home was repulsive, rat infested and a breeding
ground for illness. But Hair, heavy and jolly man seemed to disregard the
squalor around him. Burke, too, in his own drunken stupor, found
his new surroundings agreeable to his standards, and soon became a co owner of
the lodging house. The wives of Burke and Hair also seemed to get along
quite well. Sharing the whiskey. That was a constant indulgence in the home.
So they got along fetchingly. You know, there's all It's like,
you know what doesn't bring people together like alcohol? It either brings people together
or it causes them to kill each other, you know, which this very
easily could have led to them turning on each other. And people wonder why
Aaron has some sort of black thing on my ear, Yeah, looking like
he's some kid from the nineteen nineties, you know, some goth kid.
It's because he has cauliflowerer. I wasn't going to say anything at first times,
like people think like that. I'm like trying to go back to like
some sort of weird like emo or like, yeah, do something like that.
I was like, well, they just not say anything. I feel
like you have to say something at least watching. Yeah, if you don't
know, Aaron does jiu jitsu and he obviously got would you get a knee
in the ear? A fucking I've had issues with this ear before, but
like it blew up last night like really bad, and like this entire thing
was like full. It was like blue man. I've never I've been punched
in the ear quite a bit of times. But this ship is robbing right
now. Well it's okay, just to just deal with it. Man,
everybody's in pain, you know. Some more than after the decision was settled
that you know, they would they would be selling corpses. Burke and Hair
sat by the light of the fireplace plotting where they could find fresh corpses.
It was indeed important to find a fresh corpse, for that's what paid the
most. So I'm sure like it's like you found like a rotten just like
this dead body rotting away, and he's like, give you like a buck,
you know, I'll just take it off your hands. Doctors and medical
students did not want to dissect a body rigid and decaying. Obviously, right,
I've been digging greeous for healthy years. Grave robbing was out of the
question. Graveyards regarded closely because increased number of criminals who wanted jewelry and precious
goods belonging to the dead. And I heard that it wasn't as it wasn't
as often as we think it was that people were digging up corpses for medical
dissection because they used to get prisoners and stuff like that that died. But
it did happen, but it was more often that people wanted to steal stuff.
Right, you have a rich lady that you know has a you know,
a pearl necklace, not the porn one, but you know it's actually
a pearl necklace. But she could have one later, I guess you could
say, and uh, you know, and then so people would dig them
up just to steal their shit, which realistically, if you get away with
that, you know, people were desperate at the time, and you know,
you might see that nowadays. You know, who knows, Now people
are gonna get so desperate that they're gonna be like, you know what,
fuck it, I'm gonna start taking up corpses of the job, you know.
And then now with you know that it's wrong. Man, technology is
destroying the world. You know, people used to get paid, you know,
to dig up graves. Now we got like excavators doing it. That's
not fair, okay to the people, those those many generations of people that
took a shovel and took a stand and said, you know what, I'm
gonna dig a hole and then you can put your grandma's dead body in there.
Okay, but before now, before I bury it, though, let
me get a couple of squeezes. You know, I would have to be
clapping those cheeks for it. To my wife, that's very true. I
wouldn't get anything from just squeezing the body, like I have to like get
it. Like you're already there, man, you might as well, you
know, like if you're already getting, you're already there. Muscles keep going.
So I just write as girls. It just sounds like I'm trying to
invision like what you would really get from that where it's like, oh,
this is so good, this is so hot, think about it. There's
people, there's uh, there is well, there's like people that are into
that ship though people have the weirdest fetishes, right, but people that dress
up like dogs and cats and have sex and stuff like that. So there's
definitely people. But there I'm pretty sure that's a thing where people like where
that we call them what they call it starfish, just like lay there.
You know, have you ever heard that staying It's just like somebody lays there
and they just don't do anything and they're like, this is not fun.
But there is uh, I don't know if it's not a movie or something
like that, but there's definitely like people that are into that stuff with like
just stay still, like they're Me and Billy were talking about I remember talking
about this and somebody was into this ship where they're just like just stay still.
I think it's off a movie and it's like be quiet, and it's
just like they just got off like that way of like, but think about
it, like it's like people that marry dolls. You know, Chelsea's watching
the show called what is it called? It's like catfish, but they like
it's people have secrets or whatever, and then they try to figure out like
all my friends kind of my friend's been weird lately. You know, I
didn't see this episode and she wants me to watch it. I was like,
I don't need to watch it. But it's like, you know,
your friend's being weird, and you're like, I don't know what's up with
my friend. And then they investigate. They get like these two co hosts,
you know, they come in or they're trying to figure out why this
guy's weird? Why is my friend being so distant? And then you find
out this guy is in a relationship with a doll, like weird his friend's
like and he's like well, this is her whatever, and he's introducing he's
like, she's a real person, and then he's like, do you want
to shake your hand before you leave? And the guy's like, no,
I'm not touching that thing. And then he's like, I don't think I
could be his friend anymore, man, and it's like, so fucked.
I don't know if this is something like bizarre dream. I must have definitely
seen it somewhere like week some guy was this on like TikTok or something,
or I don't know if I've gone like crazy or something like that, but
it was like some dude that had like some kind of like sex doll he
was in a relationship with and he was like vlogging his life or some shit.
Yeah, and then he was like, oh, she's pregnant, she's
given birth or something, and like he's yeah, he's like doing this whole
thing. I'll have to find this because there's no way I dreamt this up,
because it was like too bizarre for me to like I've definitely seen something
during the week. I'll find it and I might post it on online somewhere.
Didn't we talk about this before? You mentioned to me before? Maybe
maybe I heard on a podcast about sex dolls coming back with like stab woons.
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I mentioned that that suppose me that's like
a real thing and who knows, like that is just bizarre, but it's
going to be so advanced soon who knows, ten to fifteen years maybe less
where it's just like they're gonna have like robot because that's a real need that
people will pay for, especially in places like Japan or China and stuff like
that. Because they seem to have liked to kill like all their women,
so there's only a select few compared to the male population. And then now,
yeah, so that's why they have so many sex dolls and all I
didn't have fun I did so uh grave ooppings other question. Obviously they regarded
pretty close because I ever kept stealing shit. So some have also had the
same idea that Burke and Hair intending to dig up a fresh grave and steal
corpses to sell the doctor Knox's Doctor Knox Man. But no, Burke and
Hare needed fine corpses. I don't know what how fine a corpse can be.
It's like what she's fine fresh ones at that which could be sold for
more than the usual price. Killing someone I'd become the ultimate decision. Another
innocent, an innocent vic them could be quickly brought to doctor Knox even before
rigamortis set in the price of the body only hours old had been more than
a corpse that had been dead for days. By murdering their victims by suffocation,
Burke and Hair could avoid murder charges instead of knifing or beating their prey
to death. So they were like, you know, I will suffocate them
because then it looks like, you know, they weren't murdered, they just
fell asleep. You know, they just they just just stop breathing one day.
It's not because my hand put over their mouth, you know. And
it's really interesting. So I actually, when you look through some of this
story, there's a lot of like coincidence or like conveniently. Like there was
all these people where was like, oh, like someone was like pretty old
and they had like this really bad fever. So I was worried about like
you know, like putting people off of my B and B or whatever it
is. Yeah, so I just decided to kill him. Or oh,
we had this like old lady that was already like pretty sick and like,
so I just decided I would just like finish off the job, like kind
of like justifying it in a way, being like, yeah, everyone we
seemed to come into contact it was already sick. So we were just kind
of like whatever, what's the angels of death? Bro, Like the nurses
that do that and they think they're doing gonna have a sympathy or whatever.
But realistically, like my grandfather had a stroke and then he was in long
term care and just like fucking sitting a chair, you know, and being
like, can't talk, and he would he would laugh. By now I'm
sure up there somewhere whoever he is, but like he was sad, and
I just did. I was like, if that was me, I'd be
like, give me a gun, you know, just fucking shit. Yeah.
Yeah. And that's why I like, like my dad always says that
he's like if that was a if that was a bad dog, he'd bring
him out the back and just shoot him. Yeah. And realistically, like
I'm not a fan of medically assistant suicide with the government wants to push on
kids that are just like I'm sad, all right, we got a plan
for you. It's like my newest song where I'm like I said something about
how like the if you're depressed, the government will end your life with a
needle. It's like really, because that's what's kind of coming. And it's
like they're doing eugenics and stuff, but realistic. If someone that's old and
dying, like there is cancer pations, like oh, you know, you
should just take your life. You know, you're you got cancer or whatever,
you're gonna die, and then they live, because that happens all the
time, where someone's terminally ill and somehow some miracle happens and they live,
you know. And I think that a lot of the radiation stuff like that
that they use for cancer pations ends up making them worse. But there's like
a lady that the the clot shot fucking it debilitated her. It actually made
her a paraplegic and uh, and then the government was like, we can
we can offer you made okay, that best bed. Okay, we we
did this to you. Do you want to kill yourself? Yeah, you
know, let's do that. It's dead and it's crazy. And now she's
suing Maderna or fire one of them for like a lot of money, which
is crazy, right, but it's it's the idea like and this is what
they're probably justifying it too. It's like ash you old though they were sick,
you know. And then the craziest thing is do we know if they
killed any babies or anything like that, because that could be pretty easy.
Your baby's got a collar and you're like my baby, you know, but
I guess they'd be more good and you would feel like yeah, but you
would feel like that would be another Like for doctor Knox whatever, he'd probably
be horny for that because he'd like, ooh, a baby something something,
something different, you know, could you have a black guy like I just
is there anything different on the inside, let's find it out? Yeah,
Like it's it's probably like that thing. Like he's probably sitting there with a
heart on if they bring in like a newborn and he's like, ooh something
different, ding ding, you know, I'll pay more for this. Who
knows? Right? Yeah, because they assume like if it was along the
lines of kind of what you're talking about, if you had become that fascinated
and like infatuated with like what's how it all works? Yeah, then wouldn't
you technically want like a male and a female? Oh yeah, nearly every
different age group. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you'd be
fascinated about, especially at that time, what is in the work best working
order. And then the thing is too you want to understand diseases and certain
virus or something like that, but then it'd be hard because are you going
to catch that virus? You know, because they're doing stuff like that to
figure out like the Black Death. There's definitely people that were they released examining
and dissecting certain people, and they probably were like a big suit you know,
maybe like the death mass and stuff like that, because that's possible that
there way you would want to know what the hell's going on, But there's
people that are pooping like black stuff out of them. Yeah, it's yeah,
it's just even that idea of like you know, like the Middle Ages
and like the plagues and stuff, and like the idea of like you know,
being in like a bar or whatever and like everybody's just like coughing all
over everything and like all over each other, and like just how disgusting people
were because obviously like they had no context a's to like, you know,
I'm not I'm not one of those people that like since the pandemic or whatever,
it is all like, oh, you've got to have like twenty five
gallons of hand sanitizer and stuff. But obviously, like you know, if
me and you were sitting across the table from each other, I wouldn't cough
into your drink or cough in your face where It's like I feel like back
then that was just like the you know, they like they still have old
ladies and like people that like have like the coughing rag and they like wipe
their nose with it and then put it back in their pocket and then just
later on keep wiping their nose with it. I'm like, oh, man,
yeah, and you see them like sometimes like they even cough up like
those like like flame things and going like do you can? I say,
the the the creepiest thing to me. One of the most creepiest things to
me is old ladies, you know. Yeah, And I don't know some
movies like Nudie, Yes Ladies, that's uh, that's my wife's like worst
nightmare. There's a couple movies where you're just talking about it. We're like
your friends, the daughter whatever just has sleep a sleep walking right. But
I was like it's like that movie where you just like you're like and like,
uh, I think the The Uninvited or the Invite whatever, that one
with the grandparents and then visit the Visit. Man, great, actually great
film, and I will like naked and stuff like that running around. I'm
like, man, like, even you talking about that now? Game?
I remember the first time I saw that, I was terrified. I was
like, this is like, that's a movie we need to hear. And
strange like remembered a bit where they get down under the house. I think,
oh, yeah, it was so fun that grandma, you need to
be putting the home. You know. I'd be like, uh, I'd
be like what's his name? From Evil Dead? I just have like a
shotgun and a chainsaw on my hand and they're just be like, all right,
time to take take the trash out. There's a pretty good one that
you should check out if, especially if hlse's scared and stuff like that is
have you ever seen the take in a Deborah Logan? No? Okay,
too nice? You need to watch that? Is it good if creepy old
ladies and stuff? Oh dude, this is like right up the same kind
of valley as like the visits. Okay, I'll try to actually just scary
movies tonight, so scary she is scary looking. So they start suffocating their
victims, right because like it would be. It's according to them, it
was easier way to kill without too much guilt. But realistically, right,
I guess this isn't what it wasn't at a time where people had guns readily
available, Like the people had some hand cannons or whatever, and it was
more of a hassle because it would be hard to actually kill someone that way
because they were like a little lead balls that just didn't really kill you.
The infection would have killed you. But the idea of like you're having like,
well, I don't know, because suffocation and stabbing someone that look in
their eyes is one thing, right, but like I guess suffocating someone you
don't have to really look at them. You're just like holding them down,
yeah, and I'm just waiting for them to stop moving, shut up,
you know, so you know which they didn't. They seemed to enjoy the
process. There's the easiest way. The second body was sent to doctor Knox
was a lodger staying at Burke and Hare's home. Joe, staying in one
of the rooms, had fallen ill one night and the darkness. Burken Hair
snuck into his room with a pillow over his face. Without much strength to
fight the two men off, Joe was suffocated to death, earning Burke and
Hair ten pounds. Following Joe were four women, mostly destitute prostitutes. That's
a nice word. That's a cool rhyme, staying at the lodge for a
night, which is crazy. The guy that gets sick, you know,
in their head to probably make an excuse. He's sick. Man, he's
gonna die anyway, So like you said, they kill him. They're like,
you know, fuck this, I'm just gonna suffocate this guy to choke
about. And then obviously it's the idea of like the Lesser Dead, where
it's just prostitutes. Man, who cares? These people are vagrants, they
don't deserve life, you know, and it's just crazy. So they killed
four prostitutes. Uh they said four women were mostly mostly prostitutes, So not
all the way, but then that was If you watch movies like Great Movie
Gangs in New York, it shows that idea of what it was kind of
like back then and how prostitution was an easy way for women to make money.
It's even in you know, if you watch a movie from Hell,
it's very reminiscent of this time eir And and the fact that it was just
a lot of women, you know, it is a very poor you know.
And then women got older, it didn't couldn't make any money. There
was not really any job. So they started selling their bodies, because that's
the oldest job in the world, really, is to sell your body.
And I think back then they used to be called they weren't called like ladies
of the night or anything. They were called women of the town. And
it was like basically you could be from le gaid. You could be like
like a part time prostitute. Yeah, so like you like you might have
like a regular job maybe is like a cleaner, a servant or a maid
or something like that, and then like in your like spare time, you
could be like a part time prostitute pros you man, you know. But
I mean I'd probably still do that now if anyone wants to pay me.
Yeah, if you could be what's that called where for the the cougars man,
you know, escort? Yeah, like always sending Philadelphia Denis trusted to
it. Uh. They all met their fate by a thick pillow and a
large amount of whiskey provided by Burken Hair. So they got them drunk,
right, And then you do the whole Charles Manson thing where you don't drink
and they probably were drinking. But the idea if you don't get drunk as
them and you just keep feeding them alcohol, get them wasted, it's a
lot easier just to be like and they ordered, you just get them drunk
enough to pass out. And if you're that drunk, man, I've been
like blackout where I don't even like remember what they are. We wouldn't even
know. Yeah, you would just be dead, you just like and that's
the craziest thing. Your soul would just like come out of your body and
you'd be like looking around but whoa. And to see them like over you
fucking suffocating you like like this, Like there's been times where I've been that
blackout that I'm surprised I didn't just die from alcohol. This pictures what quite
creepy. That's quite strange, like the and then you got like the Pope
guy in the background was like, it's okay, man, we're gonna bless
them before they're dead. It's too bad. We didn't dress up, it
would have been very funny. That and the fact that like the lantern also
seems to be like a key pi yes, oh yeah, because you're walking
around the graveyard right trying like you know, they have wonders that where they
got the inspiration for the costumes for Harry and marev in home alone. Oh
yeah, I know, right, because they kind of do look like that.
So the mod fingers and stuff. Well, that's like the homeless.
That's like the old school homeless kind of guy. You know. It's like
I got I got gloves, but not enough to keep my fingers warm.
The most popular killing that took place in Burke and Harris home was Mary Patterson,
a local prostitute knee brady beyond the point of consciousness. Burke, taken
by the young women, had brought Mary in another prostitute, Janet Brown,
to his room. Upon finding Burke with the two women, Burke's wife became
became enraged. You know, she's freaking out. She had no issue with
the murder though, but she did not want her husband involving himself sexually with
any of the victims. The fight raged on throughout the night, and at
the end, Mary and Janet were both dead. Damn it, Janet,
now you're dead, y'all has just got a little honey right there. Huh.
We sell a body for body snatchers. Quite crazy, So selling Mary
Patterson and Jane Brown for usual ten pounds each. Doctor Knox and his medical
students found themselves morbally obsessed with the body of Mary. Not only was she
volumptuously beautiful, so obviously she was she was stacked bro and obviously she was
very good looking. And like I'm saying, look what I'm saying, Look
what they're saying about this. So they're like, all the students, you
got these boys that are like seventeen, maybe because you would have started young.
People were dying when they're like forty. You know, most people didn't
make it past the age of like fifteen and sixty unless you were like rich.
So you were starting probably in school fairly young, sixteen seventeen, and
then there's just like this, this this sexy corpse laying on the table,
and then they're like fascinated by her and probably like I feel bad about cutting
her up because they according to them, she was voluptuously beautiful. What's the
first thing you would look at if you saw like their face and you were
like, oh, she's pretty hot. Probably, I don't know, man,
I don't know if I should like criminalize myself. I wouldn't go down
below. No, I don't know. I don't know if I. But
back then, it would just be a fucking big bush. Oh yeah,
it'd be a mess. Just think about it. Have you ever seen waiting?
Just think about that girl when she shows her pubes and there's like stuff
all stuck into it and stuff all. Actually, yeah, probably fucking quite
gross. And even when you mentioned about rich people back then, I had
read a lot of different like historical things about you know, like say like
Jack the Ripper Times and stuff like that, and like even the rich people
obviously you probably in context back then they probably didn't seem like that, but
by our standards today, like even the rich people were quite fucking disgusting.
Yeah, they barely bathed, even if they had the commodity to be able
to. Yeah, and like they're they're like oral hygiene and all there's just
fucking awful. And they would be like powder on their face because there were
so disgusting, and like shit in their hair because it was so oily and
like just filthy. It's crazy because I remember I thought I read that like
it they they actually thought that it would you shouldn't bathe that often because it
would make it worse or something like that, some of these diseases. And
I'm like, so so absurd, absurd. But it's like doctors used to
be like a smoke cigarettes, you know, yeah, and they had like
I know, rich people, especially they're they're diets consisted of so much like
rich foods that like apparently they had like hideously bad like insights when they did
die, gross man shitting themselves, you know. So it's they found that
her the were their fondness in her strikingly stunning facial structure, uh, attracting
everyone that caught sight of her. Unable to dissect the attractive young women.
As I said, I figured, doctor Knox preserved her body in a whiskey
for three weeks, allowing people to see view her and her serene and peaceful
face. So it's like a fucking weird man. You mean to tell me
that he was in charging people a couple of chillings to stick her fingers of
her posy. I know, really, I know, And realistically like and
they were like they got their money. But then it's just crazy that they're
like, oh, she's so sexy, I'm just gonna preserve her body pickles
straight away, yeah, straight away. There's no I do not leave that
star you like, oh you know, people like looked at her pretty face.
Yeah, yeah, no way, there's a stuff that yeah. Yeah,
and there you if this guy was so obsessed with her that he preserved
her, you're not. You can't tell me that he wasn't doing stuff to
the body, you know, come off. Artists traveled to see the woman,
uh, the woman they talked about, and you're sketching the tranquility and
grace of her body, sure, believing her to be classically perfect form of
a woman. I kind of have to see this. Can we can?
We can we bring this up? What's her name? I'm gonna find this
Mary Mary Patterson. Okay, let's see if I can I can find her
because I am curious. Uh uh if that's her, let's uh, let's
see if I can. Is this one of these things where she looks like
big flooks? Uh it's uh uh it doesn't. I want to any pictures.
I want to see a picture of her. M his wife looks fucking
ugly crazy and it's just too bad, man. And we got I guess
there's no cameras back there, But are we sketched we sketched her? This
is I think this is their wives or his one wife Jesus Christ. Yeah,
they're pretty fugly now man, Now I can kind of get it.
Yeah, I can get why he cheated on her and then they got in
that huge fight. Here's a question for it. Is there anyway? This
is why I want to watch that movie. Is there any like context to
Oh, is that supposed to be in reference to that that thing you had
up there a second ago from that movie? Is that supposed to be in
reference to isn't there one thing where they killed? Was it a woman and
her child or a grandmother and the grand I think you might get there,
Yeah, And like, didn't this the child's back over his knee? Probably
that that's fucking crazy, man. And there's no pictures of this lady?
Come on, like, I want to like there any I don't know what
you would google, but is there any sketches of like what females would have
looked like? This is not the lady back then? Naked that I don't
really bring up that, you get, Yeah, I like this kind of
thing. You know, Wow, this is this is actually pretty good that
Google did not bring up all sorts of crazy shit, because it definitely could
have. You know, that's surprising. Actually there's not really much. I
could probably show the sun you do really quick. Yeah, weird, this
is yes, just think about like, you know, this was beauty I
guess, you know. And then but then there was like where like Blair,
which I know, and that's why it's just like it's just weird,
man, just the way they looked and obviously they a lot of there's a
lot of probably young women and stuff like that because at the time, right
just people were dying. And that's what's fucking crazy is people are getting married
at like fourteen fifteen and shit like that and fucking weird time because you were
like, well, I'm going to die by the time of thirty five.
But then that's the creepiest thing of all is that there would be a lot
of older men, you know, in their twenties, thirties, forties that
would be marrying sixteen year olds and shit, and fuckpen that you were always
sitting to me you wish you could live in these times as that I would
never I remember, like our old co host justin the beginning of the show,
at the very beginning, we would just get absolutely plastered. He's the
only gonna be cool to live back there. I mean, Billy are like,
what the fuck are you talking about? It's stinks, man, Everyone
stinks. Everyone looks like they've been beaten with an ugly stick for fucking ten
years, you know what I mean? Like, not my thing? So
pretty cool and people were obsessed with I guess this lady, which is so
weird and uh so, people were like, came to sketch her. She
was that hot. That's why I'm like, I I want to see what
she looked like. They must have liked. There's no artist rendition if people
are drawing this lady. Mary was even featured in newspapers, drying the interest
of more people who wanted to see the popular beautiful corps beauty of the corpse
and realistically, how old was she should probably have a fucking kid burke and
hair. Slightly irked by some of the attention, Mary was getting sought out
more victims that year of finding intoxicated men and women wandering the streets of Edinburgh
who wouldn't mind a bit of whiskey and a company at a lodging home,
And they were able to attain many victims, bringing them to knocks, often
before they had reached the stage of regamortous. Possibly the worst and most evil
crime they committed it was when they discovered a women leading a deaf leading a
deaf and blind boy hm hm, Burke and Hair took them directly to the
lodge, promising, Oh she was like leading, like come on boy now,
because he's blind and deaf. You know, you know, it's like
that fake what's their name? Who's that fake lady? She actually wasn't deaf
and blind. She wrote a book and it was like, my god,
not Anne Frank. She was the other one, you know what I mean?
You know who I'm talking about, blind deaf and dumb lady Callen Keller.
Oh. And there's the theories that she fucking wasn't actually blind or deaf
or dumb, and that she like, I already write a book if you're
fucking blind. I was like somebody else for her. But there's like weird
theories, like going to that shit because you know, everyone lies to make
money, and greed is a thing that has taken over our world, and
people will literally sell their souls for money. And so they're like, you
know, come to the lodge, you know, we'll give you some like
we'll let you stay there, promising you know them, you know, directions
to the boy's home. Burke and Hair took them directly to the lodge.
Instead, they suffocated the help helpful woman and laid her on the dusted ground.
They could have let the boy go, for he had no reason to
believe anything wrong had occurred because he couldn't see anything but Burke and Hair.
Uh there. Their greed was enormous. Burke grabbed the boy, taking him
over the knee and broke his spine. That's what you're saying. That is
fucking crazy wild. They're like, you know, it's like, yeah,
when you think about that, right, so wild the context of that to
be like, hm, what are we going to do with him? I
know what I'll do. I'll pick him up on a fucking power slam over
my knee. Yeah, that's crazy, it's so wild. So yeah,
they just instantly so he's grabbed the boy and then he like snapped his spine
and it's just like such a wild thing. It's just like, that's how
you killed him? Man, what an awful way to die too, and
just you know, and the boy couldn't see, but I didn't know what
the hell was going on. And then it's just like then your batman,
after Baye broke his spine, you know what I mean? But like the
would that kill him instantly or would he still be alive? He would probably
be alive and just screaming, which is wild. And as an afterthought,
he was also suffocated, so while he was like ah fu, you know,
freaking out, uh, they decided to suffocate him. That night,
both bodies were brought to Doctrink Hawks. He's like, boys, why does
this one look like that? He we found him like that. He tripped
over a stool and broke his spine. You know, this is so crazy,
As with most co killers, one greed was greedy here and decided to
kill on his own. And this Eventually I want to get into otis tool
and what's his name? The other guy? It could because I'm started looking
unless we're eventually gonna dive in Henry Lucas. That's the guys that's almost I
remember it as just type it up. Then eventually I want to start.
I do want to start getting into these big serial killers. But like I
like traveling back in time to discuss some of these really well known, you
know, true crime cases. You know, because these are they're technically are
serial killers, like they didn't have There wasn't a coin term at this time
because I didn't come to like the sixties seventies, but they were still serial
killers. Like you're killing numerous people consistently on a consistent basis, so which
is crazy. So obviously one got the greedy you killed on his own.
Burke caught hair committing his own murders and earning money without his shares of Hey,
hey, we're supposed to be partners, bro, we're supposed to do
this together. Man. The other day we did a Dutch rudder together.
Many that was a bonding experience. Do you know what that is? Do
you know what thought? Yeah? Do you know what thought? Generally like
and I think I mentioned this right the start of the episode. When you've
got like multiple people involved, like this one or the other or both of
them eventually end up being like, you know what, I'm gonna like do
my own thing, or I'm gonna fuck him over, or I'm gonna do
something, you know what, Grid, I was gonna be like, look,
here's the boy. This crack is fine. So I got I got
Frank here, I'm gonna I'm gonna chill with him for the rest of the
episode. This is Frank. He is my victim. Does Frank have a
voice? Billy is a piece of ship. He took advantage of me.
The alreday. I it's gotta be better than that. I feel like it's
gonna be like it's like, because this is a small, little little corps.
This guya be like, what do you get when you got fucking jo
rate? I God damn, that would have been perfect. What's the difference
between a granny fetish and a necrophiliac? A couple of weeks? Well,
oh, Frank so good. You could actually get a part time job as
a friend, requis Mary Shaw. Yeah great, she had no children,
only knows. Check out that episode on Class Horror Cast everybody. So,
if we're listening to the audio, I'm playing around the skeleton. That's literally
what I'm doing, literally playing around. And I wonder if people got a
bone fetish, you know, artist people are into bones. Sure, there's
somebody out there you really like bones. You're like, you know, you
touch them and you you know, it's just crazy because the weirdest shit gets
people hard, you know what I mean? Do you think more men have
fetishes than women? Do? I feel like it would be so all right,
you know, because something gives you a boner in a weird situation and
you're like, I kind of like it, you know, yeah, but
I feel you know what, I feel like it is as well a little
bit men and to be maybe a little bit more open sometimes the things where
I was like, I'm sure you've had this as well, where like there's
like chicks have said some weird like yeah, things are suggested, some weird
stuff. Like I had a chick be like like talking about fetishes and like
things like that, and she's like, oh, don't judge me, and
I was like, of course I won't. And instantly I was like,
where is this gone? Yeah, it's like what this is going to be
some weird shit. And she's like, oh, I'm into piss. Oh
fuck, like everyone look up Necro the song piss. Like what do you
mean you're piss? You say, and she's like Yeah, I just like
to like hold cocks while they piss, or like Jorgins, I'd like to
have my pussy piste on and like and where does that come from? Man?
Needless to say, right, I never had intercourse with this, but
like it was one of those things where like there was a moment in my
head where I was like, can I will myself to be into pissing on
someone? And I thought about like the logistics, so it was like,
I can't imagine like a situation where I'm going to be having sex with somebody
and I'd be like, Okay, now is the perfect time to pull out
and just start pissing everywhere? So fucked up. There's definitely people are in
that ship trying need you to bathe and piss. Yeah, I feel that
drink piss. You know, it's just crazy because it's brob. Recently and
I think with Billy and I brought a Necro song Piss Piss. There's a
I'm sure you fucking heard of him. I can't remember the famous song he
had there a few years ago. He was like a meme. He had
that song fucking Gucci Gang. Yeah, yeah, I don't know who that
guy is. Yeah, yeah, you can imagine what he looks like though,
like all the dumb tattoos and like all that shit. But it was
like some sort of like a weird like sex tape e thing linked him in
a club or something, and like the chick is like giving him a blowjob,
and then like it cuts to like later on, I think he's like
fucking earnly asked or something in the bathrooms of the club, and then it
cuts from that to him pissing in her mouth. It's wild the people,
the things that people are into. Man, it's just like what happened to
like just being normal stuff, you know, so crazy, But that's where
we live in where it's just like sexual depravity and degeneracy has celebrated in a
lot of ways. So here's a question, actually, you know, on
the topic of this, was it all with it to tie you back I
guess to older times? Was that stuff always a thing? Do you think
or did that only develop in modern times because the average person had access to
more things. So it's like, I guess it's a case of like you
know, when you used to having internet and like electricity all the time.
If the power goes for a couple of hours you feel like you want to
kill yourself. I know. But do you think like some of these fetishes
and kinks and all that stuff were existent back then and we just don't really
know about it. I think some of them, some of them would have
been, but not at the rate in the how numerous they are nowadays because
the access to like so much information and things and stuff like that. Like
I don't think freeze existed back then, but who knows, but people were
in talk like all sorts of weird shit like transgenderism, uh, you know,
was started in the Warham Republic in Germany after World War One, and
stuff like that, you know, pushed by a bunch of communists, and
there was like literally like play like transvest vestits they called them at the time,
and there would be like places you could go to like they started looking
to the idea of the surgeries and stuff like that and are altering to look
more feminine when you're a man, and all that stuff. It's what we
talk about on an episode. It's and there's there's weird stuff that existed.
Obviously back then. People got bored, especially they didn't have the internet,
so they just you know made up stuff in their head to take a tap
past the time and probably the same goes to fetishes. And Burke was livid
with Hair drunkenly scattered empty bottles in his room and demanded his fair allowance of
the money because he killed without him. Hair also drunk, claim that he
deserved more. I deserve more. They had committed more crime. He has
committed more crimes than Burke. Uh. He shouted that it was not only
he had suffocated more victims, but he always seemed to be carrying the heavy
deal part of the body. And this is why I would actually like I
am interested in actually watching the movie because I wonder if they add some of
that stuff, because there's there is very comical things about this story. You're
like, uh, you know I always had to grab the ass. Why
I'm always the one on the assen man, I want to fucking carry his
carry the head part, you know what I mean. And they're just getting
like a yellow like it seems very comical. It's I don't know, did
like tomorrow? I think of him though it is kind of fucking crazy.
But then at the same time I can kind of see I guess I did
more work. I suffocated him. You know what I mean, I broke
his back over and that was all my idea, Man, I have one.
It's just wild, though I can't I'm trying to vision like that scenario
where he's like sitting there looking at the boy and then eleanor he just like
pounces up from the share of grabs and just snaps him like a twig.
So crazy, man, it's so bizarre. Man, You've got to have
a good bit of force as about to pick child up and snap him over
your name, that'd be pretty well then you know, drunken rage, right.
Uh, it's so crazy. And then so you know he's always one
carrying the heavier parts of the body. The doctor Knox whiskey, you know,
being the mutual friend of both Hair and Burke, eventually brought the two
back together. So they're like they were angry and then they just got drunk
together and like what the fuck are you firing? Guy? All? Its
just like so drunk that they're like whatever. To celebrate their reunion, Burke
brought his cousin to the lodge, a small woman who could only handle a
couple of whiskey. So they're like, hey, you know what, we've
selled our differences. You know, we're back to being best buds, getting
drunk and stealing corpus. Did you want to fuck my cousin, Mike?
We can bring my cousin over, you knowough she you can fuck her.
It's so crazy. I don't know if that's how it happened, but I
kind of think it did. And so she could only handle a couple of
drinks. She was a small woman, which who knows what that means.
While Hair and Burke talked and mused, the woman slowly and surely he began
losing consciousness from the whiskey. And I can imagine, like the whiskey back
then, bro probably pretty strong, you know what I mean. After suffocating
her, Hair and Burke shared a toast to their renewed friendship while she's like
slumped over in the fucking chair and the so crazy. Three more women met
their death at the company of the two men, now dressed in fine clothing,
smoking expensive cigars. So they're like the living the lavish life, you
know, and it's like, which is crazy? And it's crazy like that
they that Burke brought his own cousin to be murdered. He's like she had
noise the fuck out of me, you know, so might as well,
you know, and you'd probably feel like somewhat of a god, maybe in
a sense like obviously within the confidence of your life, but like you probably
feel pretty untouchable in the sense of have you did this that many times?
Yeah? Yeah, and you've got this buddy who's like, you know,
doing it, which you're quite close probably like family, and you're probably having
sex with all these people. They it's just all creepy and they might they
must they must, man, Yeah, yeah, I can't imagine a world
where they didn't, or at least if they weren't like having some sort of
weird like sex with them before they killed them while they're like drunk and stuff.
You can then kill them. Maybe you can't tell me that, like,
you know, they weren't taking advantage of these opportunities and these people,
and in my opinion, they definitely probably were having sex with the corpses or
while they were passed out drunk or whatever. Like you can't you're doing your
like snaw a boy's back in half, but you're not going to have sex
with yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Come on, did
depravity only go so far? They say? The provider of these new,
new, new and fashionable things ncor knock. It's never asked once where the
bodies were coming for. He's like, why there's like those just Dad's like
I don't want to know. I don't care, you know what I mean,
like plausible deniability or what have been Like, well, I never asked,
so I mean and it's like you see that like even now in core
cases and stuff and the defense or whatever a bit with a second though,
just because you didn't ask or whatever, it doesn't really like absolve you of
any blame here. You obviously had to know, like if two guys are
shown up at your door like once a week with a fresh body, I
know, questions something going on. I know, like we're talking about what
eighteen twenty seven or twenty eight whatever, But like come on, and it's
like you said, I think probably some of that was he was that infatuated
with the idea of the anatomy that he was like, well, I mean
to keep bringing me fresh bodies and I keep playing with him. I got
that. Yeah, my pickled bride over there. It's crazy because we'll talk
about like we'll start diving into some stories like that too. Because there is
like a specific case of me and Billy talked about back in the day,
and it was it was essentially about the idea of that people that keep corpses
and stuff like that, and like and there's one guy like his bride,
he like the bride died or something like that, and he like fucking mumma
fighter and shit and like kept her around. Or the idea that that people
used to like because they had to wait for the coroner and all stuff.
Back in the day around this time, if you died, you'd be kept
in the house for a while. And even there's movies like the idea of
like even we did Dead Silence and how they they had to keep the wife's
body in the house for a while and stuff like that, and it's just
like so crazy and like, you know, you'd take photos with them.
You'd be like Granny just died, or like the idea of like the fucking
babies, man, your baby would die and they would take when they started
using cameras, they would take pictures of like their dead babies. And my
baby died of cholera or whatever disease it may be, or or you know,
it came out to big family photo and there's just like a dead person
something there. So crazy, man, so and it's so nuts. So
they do this all the time, and we'll like watch you We'll do a
live stream and we'll we'll do that, we'll send it everywhere and we'll do
something fun like that. So everyth That's why I want everyone to watch the
Rumble on the YouTube and the X and stuff like that, because we were
going live a lot, uh so, and that's it's fun to kind of
then we'll get you guys in on the conversation and stuff because I'm sure,
I'm sure all the hoseheads and hose that's out there love talking about dead bodies
and what you can do to them and how much fun they can be,
you know, weekend at Bernie's, you know, we can have Joe Biden's
just like try to like fucking drag Us corpsure on the FBI shound like come
on, man, get up or old Joe. Yeah, I know really
so it's pretty crazy, so, you know, and then he if he
if he did have any like this license suspicion the doctor, He said nothing.
Knox had been almost completely almost completely without the bodies before hair and Burke
had visited so weird, so he I guess. Oh, so he didn't
really have many bodies. They only had a couple. Maybe they got from
criminals, whatever. So until they showed up, he wasn't able to do
like he wasn't able to access these bodies for his students, and Knox had
medical students to teach, so he wanted to show them. You know this,
this is the corpse that he fell in love with. Knox had a
career to think about, and no one needed to know where the fresh cadavers
were coming from. What would bring the entire scheme of Burke and Hair had
devised was the presence of a young female lodger company by her husband in one
small room. After smelling something terrible coming from near the bed, the lady
peeled back the straw mattress. What a time to live man, a straw
mattress. Recoiling in horror, the woman begged her husband to look at what
she had seen. Her husband, believing a dead rat, was maybe scaring
her wife, looked under the mattress. When he found was a corpse of
an old woman, decomposing and her face stained with blood. So they're like
some fucking foul stinks. And then like there's a dead body, look under
the covers and a lady like this? Why why would they keeping harder?
Had they just not delivered her? Do we not establish that these two men
were fucking drunk? Do you know what I mean? Maybe they maybe they
just forgot, you know, yeah, maybe so, and they just forgot
what was going on. They were consistent that point. Something strange is going
on. Drunk fuck and they're like, oh shit, like we forgot about
Margaret, you know. And then the thing is like who knows they're killing
boys this often? And then maybe they for they get drunk one night and
they forgot to give the body to doctor Knox. Like, realistically, if
you got blackout drunk, you know, like your damber murdering somebody and then
you just don't really remember what you did. And then you're like, where'd
the lady go? Do we give her the doctor Knox? Yeah? I
think we did. I'm pretty sure we did. So crazy So, preparing
their clothes and personal belongings, the couple went to Helen Burke explaining what they
had seen. And the crazy thing is too at this time, because we
didn't have factories the way that we do. Clothes were actually a big thing
that they sold. So they would strip the birken hair with stripped the dead
bodies and sell obviously the possessions that the people had on them, which obviously
made money also so that it made give them. They got big cigars now
and they're all fancy where you know, like, oh, we could finally
afford a top hat, and then it's like thing where the top hat keeps
getting bigger. You know. It's like by the time you see them,
like you know, a year after they've been doing this, their top hat
like reaches the ceiling. They can't really walk into rooms anymore because they just
have to look as fancy as possible. Yeah, you know, so they
in the clothes were like it could fetch a good price. Explain what they
had seen. Helen bagged the couple to key quiets, like shut the fuck
up, man, you didn't see anything. She died mysteriously. We don't
know, man, she fell over. Man come down, even bribing them
with money, but the couple refused. They went straight to the local police.
Good for them, good Samaritans. Burke and Hair and their wives were
taken into custody. All of them denying involvement in the murder without help of
without the help of medical evidence, only the testimony of one of them could
be like could be like find them guilty. The authorities believe that they could
break if not one of them, all of them, by you know,
interrogating them. They could break them down and interrogating them as long as they
possibly could. When the police offered William Hare immunity by the King's evidence,
Hair finally confessed that William Burke was the true and only murderer. What a
scumbag. You guys are supposed to be like best buds, you know,
friends, friends forever, and then you were all this, I know,
yeah that eventually they're gonna throw one of them under the bus. And this
is always happens, and this happens in so many murder cases, like even
like you know, couples, you know, and you think about like uh,
Bernardo and Carla Hamoca, Right, she threw him under the bus.
And then when they found the tapes, they're like, oh wow, she
was like just as involved as I was as he was, you know,
so he what you know, no, no, go ahead, go ahead,
So he was he only He also disclosed that Burke had been taking corpses
to doctor knocks exurgent squares. It is like you were doing it too,
man, you were carrying in the assend. What are you doing? You
know, like you were you were a part of this hair, admitting that
he was aware of the crimes being committed and said him and his wife were
totally innocent. I was aware when this happens, like guys will just instantly
turn yeah, especially if they give him immunity, right and they sell you
this thing, well, you know, you'll be fine if you just we
need somebody to capture, and a lot of times this is what happens even
nowadays, where they just need to find someone to pin a crime on to
shut everybody up, and then it might not even be the person, and
so many innocent people are in jail. Condemned by his own best friend and
accomplice, William Burke found himself about to face trial which which he could probably
be found guilty and hanged. And on December twenty fourth, that's fun Christmas
Eve, eighteen twenty eight, the trial began and ended in the early hours
of Christmas Day. Burke was found guilty. His wife Helen freed because she
had never seen them committing the murder, so while detaining Burke and his infinite
greed demanded five pounds. He was owed by doctor Knox like, I know
I'm about to get murdered. You know I'm about to hang I still want
that fucking money, YOI man. So if Burke was able to be sent
to the gallows would go in style, as if it were he wanted to
purchase a pair of proper and finely tailored pants before being sent out into the
public. I need to find schoolish, I need to find some I can't
do it. Schoolishef of Scotland. Ah, that was much better. But
he's like, I gotta get some nice pants that can shit in them after
they hang me. You know what I mean? Because a lot of people
when sometimes when that happens, and they're like neck cracks or whatever, because
you wouldn't always. And the crazy thing is when we start talking about stuff
like this, about certain executions, which is gonna come at some point.
I have a book called Crime and Punishment. I want to read this.
It's fucking thick, though, but I want to get through it and we'll
talk about and it's it's got a ton of different, like how they would
torture people and and all that stuff. It's it's pretty fascinating. I think
this is what I think I got the so long ago. That's like me,
I have all these books and I'm like, fucking hell, I don't
even know where to start, I know, but this will be We'll do
some fun stuff to do with like executions and murders because it's pretty wild.
And then in the idea, right is like some people wouldn't actually like they
would just be dangling there and they'd still be alive for quite a long time.
But you try shit yourself. This is so funny. He's like,
it's like, give me that fucking money. So I go in style.
I want to look pimping for my death. Okay, I need a new
pair of pants, and then essentially in the end he's just gonna shit them.
Yeah, it's this whole story, like, and I don't know why
it kind of clicked with me a little bit more. But I was really
trying to like want me do some of these episodes. I really try and
like force myself into the time as much as you possibly can. Yeah,
It's like I'm like, yeah, yeah, you just kind of forget like
how insane. Obviously back then it probably didn't seem as insane to them because
that was just your everyday life. But like I would imagine for people like
also like who live in modern day like uh far soil countries, if you
could call them that, they're not. But yeah, but like I suppose
too in context to back then, Yeah, it seems like you know,
people like me and you are living like gods. It's just fucking insane.
Like imagine if both of us right now were just transported back to that time
era, it would like be you being it's like culture shock. You think,
like someone going too like another country and they're like wow, like it's
so different, Like you guys, just let crime run rampant and everyone is
just like stab at each other. That's fucking fun. Oh it's coming here,
you know, people smilly and pirates coming onto your coming onto the beaches.
You're fucking Sweden and everywhere else just walking in and cut in crime.
I go, great, this seems so fun. I love you know,
living in a thorough country. And the thing is it would be it would
be such a shock, it would be so different, uh that it would
be like like I feel like we'd be like, what the fuck man,
all the stuff that'd be happening, and the thing is too like I said,
like me and Billy have talked about people were bored and when during executions
and stuff like that, everyone would gather around. Dude, you'd have like
all the people, hundreds of people. There's somebody thousands of people that would
show up to see someone like they're like, we, you know, bring
their kids, Like look at this fucking photo, or's that one? Look
at the kid on the back of the dad. It's like A it's a
A is so weird man to be like, look, son, you want
to see his neck break? Which wait for I do hear the sound?
You know? Yeah, you want to see his head roll? So it's
so crazy, So I want to be send s out. Doctor Knox had
his lasketa or take it away by the police, so he wasn't able to
give Burke his money. So he's like, you know, I didn't actually
get the corpse a piece of shit. Burke had to be given a boriled
pair of pants from a dead inmate for his hanging. Burke never showed any
remorse for his killings. Straight up, don't give a fuck. And the
abysmal pouring reign of Edinburgh, Scotland. William Brooke was led to the Wooden
Gattos on January twenty eighth. Hit In twenty eight gathered to view the event.
We're around twenty five thousand people. Twenty one thousand people showed up to
watch this guy get hung, hanged hang. Among them was poet so Walter
Scott sitting near the front. He had to get a good sleep. William
bucker Thy seven was tall, distinguished looking and handsome even in his toutted pants.
So weird that they're like, yeah, he was a really good looking
dudelet's is you know weird? William Burke, Yeah, so crazy. He
was hanged that cold, gray and rainy afternoon and his body was swung in
the brisk wind. The crowd rushed forward to snatch pieces of the rope Burke
hung from, demanding and demanding a souvenir from the monster who claimed the lives
of sixteen incent people. There was like, kid, this is crazy.
I think about the time Ara Man where kids are like scrambling to like pick
up like pieces of like the dead body. And that's for William hare Docking
and truerful counterpart. He quickly left Edinburgh during the trial to avoid an angry
mob, leaving his wife to find her own hiding spot in Belfast. Hare
lived on the streets in London, eventually dying of a blind beggar. Eventually
dying a blind bagger, which is wild from all of his times that he
spent. It's almost like some some sort of karma. But he went blind
and was just like a bum on the street bagging for money. Helen Brooke
fought off the angry mobs and was able to change her was able to change
her name and move to the West Country. The Burke case was ruined,
ruined the career of doctor Knox, leaving him a disgraceful medical science and society.
So yeah, he disgraced the medical science and society's decency. So he's
a piece of ship. There's a I don't know, I found like a
couple of is that what you're doing? Say? Like lesser known facts about
that? Me to pull some of them up there. William Burke's body was
taken to the medical room, where uh interested parties were allowed to watch it
be dissected. It was reported that three thirty thousand people filed past his corpse,
filed past his corpse to view a man that ironically was now part of
a medical of medical science. His body was used for medical experience experiments and
experiments after being salted and preserved like a fucking pickle. And the crazy thing
is that's kind of carmer man that he literally was doing this for a job.
It is so crazy that William Hare got away with it, you know,
Like that is I and I didn't like I knew of this case and
I've heard about it, but I always thought that they both died. I
thought they both got hung, like but it is it is so wild that
that that William William Burke was was you know, was a murder, was
hanged for murder, and hair got away with it. It's so crazy and
that you just give up your friend. And he never did. And as
far as I know, he didn't really say anything where he was like,
hey man, like I'm not the only one that did this, you know.
That's well, I guess it's just supposed to show. But that's like
how people like that, anyone who are not depraved even now will we'll just
become tarm cults, super cool. I don't care you you I know so
nuts man. All right, wall, let's bring it up bringing some fun
facts we should should we just rip off Billy. Let's just rip off Billy.
Here we go, Here we go, everybody, it's time for bearing
Its fun that day. It's so funny because every episode he used to scream
that ship and sometimes in my house where Chelsea be sleeping, like and and
then we eventually recorded it and I was like, you gotta give it,
give it your all, man, scream at the top of your fucking lungs.
And he did. So that's a good idea though, to have it
recorded so you don't have feel like he's like he does not miss doing it.
He's doing it all the time every episode. So this kind of alludes
to something I've already mentioned. But Burg's body was dissected and his skin was
made into a notebook WHOA Really? On the first of February eighteen twenty nine,
Bark's body was publicly dissected by Alexander Monroe That's third at the University's Anatomy
Theater. During the two hour dis section, Monroe used Burk's blood to write
this is written in the blood of W. M. Burke who was hanged
in Edinburgh. Look, here's the note. This blood was taken from his
head. Whoa and this is the note. See this is written with the
blood of William Burke who's hanged at Edinburgh. It's so crazy because you can't
really see the murder was It's just like look at their look at their nice
taken from his head on the first of Fever eighteen twenty nine for the murder
of Yeah. See, this is the one that we didn't mention door Trey
Debt. They call it dirty. There's a victim. Her last name is
Dutrie, but a lot of people pronounce a dirty. Oh so dirty,
so weird, that's fucking wild man. After the dissection, his skeleton was
given to the Anatomical Museum, where it remains to stay alongside his life in
debt masks. There is also a pocketbook in Edinburgh's Sergeant's Hall Museum, bound
with bark skin and inscription on the back reads executed twenty eighth of January eighteen
twenty nine, and there was also a pencil insid. Wow, that's crazy.
Sounds like the bitch of Buke and Wald or whatever that's a name.
The check that like in the Nazi concentration camp. She used to like,
U suppose the people say this was this was not real, But I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck is real.
I wasn't there. Sorry, people, I think you've been lied to about
most of your history, but like, realistically, you weren't there. I
wasn't there. I know there was people that were there on both sides that
saw very different things from each other. And that's very true that they there.
There's people that saw some things and people that saw nothing, you know,
and then on both sides everyone but she she she supposedly would like walk
around like the concentration camp naked, and then if fucking some Jew looked at
her, she'd like fucking shoot him in the head, you know, And
then, like you, she would have sex with them sometimes, but she
would skin them, supposedly, and she like and would take their like their
number tattoos, and then like make like stuff out of it, like a
fucking scary coat or hat or a lamp or something like that. And people
think that that's a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure there was weird stuff going
like that on, you know, going on, and the thing is how
many people knew about how bad some of the concentration camps and stuff was.
Act like, what was going on there, Actually, no one will know
unless you were actually there, you know. And there's obviously some people and
that were there and told the horrifying stories. And then a lot of people
didn't even know this stuff was going on during the war and stuff like that.
But it's it's crazy because the fact that they haven't, I don't know,
it sounds like it's from fucking evil dead, some book bound in skin,
you know, yeah, fucking notebook. So Burke and Hair transported most
of their victims' bodies to knocks in a tea chest, but this tea chest
proved too small when the pair murdered two of their lodgers at one time,
identified only as an old woman and a dumb boy Ranson in Burke's confession,
the tea chest they normally used was too small, so they forced the corpses
into a herrying barrel and loaded it onto a cart. Hair's horse refused to
pull the heavy load any further than the grass market, and a porter had
to be called to help transport the container to Sergeant Square back home in Tanner's
close and angry hair shot and killed his horse instantly randomly, Yeah, shoot
your own horse. He's like, motherfucker, you want to transport dead bodies?
That's crazy, and it's it's so crazy just you know some of the
things that like because they would have came from the horse's mouth no pun intended,
uh, of what he actually did. And at the time, once
you're caught and you're gonna die, you're like, yeah, you start bragging
about it and stuff, and it's just weird because then they like, I
man, if you're bragging about it, you must have got off from it.
Because the idea of like people like Ted Bundy and some of these more
infamous serial killers that brag and and tell grandiose detail because they want to revel
in it. They want to live inside of it again, of that memory
of what they've done to people, you know what I mean, it's quite
crazy. Yeah, And it kind of shows like, I mean, back
then, killing a good horse was kind of a big deal. I know
it doesn't seem like probably, but like back then that would have been like
pretty So it just kind of shows you the level of like, well,
I don't really care about any so yeah. Hair's testimony at Burke's trial gave
him immunity from prosecution. After Burke was executed, Hare was released from custody
and fled on a male coach, but he was recognized by one of his
fellow passengers and news of his arrival quickly spread throughout the town. The police
managed to help him escape the crowd that had gathered around his new lodgings,
and he was taken out of town and towards the English border. From there
he disappeared without a trace. Where did he end up. Some believe that
he traveled to London, where he was blinded in a lime pit and lived
on the streets as a blind beggar. Others say he returned to Ireland after
leaving Scotland through the UK. We will never probably know for sure, We
never will know. It's crazy, it's a wild case. And like I
said, I do like just like the idea of traveling back in time to
some of these time errors where there was just so much depth, this ease,
destruction, corruption, and we still have it now it's just methodical and
quiet, where it's like, oh that guy died because of this or that,
but oh no, we don't realize that there was actually this, and
it's like, I think that we're still depraved and crazy. We just don't
smell as bad, you know what I mean. It's still we still live
in a crazy time where people are murdering each other. It's just not it's
not as yeah. Well, it's more like you know, the the serial
killers and psychopaths have have now joined bunch of jobs, yeah, or corporations.
Right, most of the most people are CEOs or like psychopaths. They're
like they're sociopaths. They don't like feel empathy and stuff. Did p Diddler
Man? I see? And the thing is, realistically we need to do
like a rant episode and just go off about some of the stuff that's going
on. And I think, well, it will be uh well, we'll
do that sometime soon for everybody. But hope you guys enjoyed yourself. To
touch on what you were saying about the execution, So Bark's notoriety meant that
a lot of people in the city wanted to watch him hang. Historians estimate
that a crowd of around twenty five thousand gallered to watch him in the gallows,
which you already said, with a crowd so large. People living in
the tenements overlooking the scaffolding hired out their rooms so people could get a better
view of said execution. Prices for a window view ranged anywhere from five to
twenty shillings per person. Just kind of clever, Yeah, because why not?
Because people, like I said, people are fucking bored man. And
then so they're like, you know, I want to get a you know,
I want to be front row and center. Man, I want to
see this guy. And the thing is too it was it's so crazy because
it was technically a form of entertainment. Yeah, like that's probably like crazy
exciting for them. The infamous bark and hair murders of left their mark on
English vocabulary too. A new word known as barking was coined, a verb
meaning to smutter a victim or to commit. And then Natalie murder sounds like
something sexual. A rhyme also circulated around Edinburgh from the time up the close
and doom the stair. But and then we barking, hair barks the butcher,
here's the teeth knocks the boy that buys the beef. That's weird.
That was a century children's rhyme. What what was ah London. What was
London Towers about? Oh yeah, it was like something about that. Oh
damn. I think me and Billy talked about this other London London Bridge is
falling down as a nursery rhyme saying which is different versions and it deals with
the other weird that was about some something crazy. There's definitely one of those
rhymes. Thought it was about something and I felt like it was that one,
but maybe not. Yeah, I think it was just about the economy
and everything was fucking collapsing pretty crazy and what a wild there's a wild case,
right, and stuff like this was happening, I feel like all the
time, and some people were caught and some people were not. And it
would have been way easier to get with murder back then, and realistically,
like these guys got away with what sixteen murders they claim. If you've killed
one person, he probably pretty easy if he's like I had actually killed somebody
or just out of a fit of rage and really just like dump the body
somewhere, you know, like it would be so actually it would be hard
to get caught considering there was probably so much shit going on constantly, you
know, and you I don't know, what a different time to be to
be alive. Yeah, however, I enjoyed themselves though. That was a
fun one. It was kind of unique, something different, Yeah, some
different. That's why I want to do it because, like I said,
like reaching back in time to talk about some true crime and before we really
start diving into these more famous cases of serial killers and and like you know,
I would like to talk about like Andrea Yeats and some of these like
really bizarre, fucked up true crime cases. And you know, it's it's
so detached talking about stuff like this. It's horrific. But it's so detached
because you know, just the time era, like where it was so long
ago that we can't even I don't think we can even grasp or imagine what
it was like to even live back then realistically. So it is it's so
detached from our reality that we live in now. Where me and Billy have
talked about, the more recent it is, the more disturbing in in my
opinion that it is, because you know, when we talked about like Chris
Watts and stuff like that, it's just it's just just so disturbing because of
it was so recent and what this guy did to his family for another woman.
And it's just it's easier to talk about stuff that is like back in
the day, because like, I don't know what it's like to live back
then and I and I will never unless I somehow, you know, I
reincarnated from back then and I do some like crazy like past live experience fucking
hypnosis and I like shoot out my body and then I'm like, look,
I'm actually birk Hare or something like that. And I wasn't doing all the
murders. You know, who knows, right, because who knows who we
were in past lives. I don't know what the fuck I was going on
about, but I was just thinking it. For like, the last ear
has been like throbbing really bad. Yeah, And I was like, what
the fuck is up? Boy? Is it like really bad? All of
a sudden. What I didn't realize was there's a piece of metal on the
inside of these headphones. Yeah, that the magnets on my ear have been
pulling weird. Yeah. I was like, why do you put the magnet
on the ear? So when you drain the blood from inside the ear when
it's puffy, it goes back down normal. And then if you don't compress
it, it will just swell back up and fill up a blood again.
That sounds disgusting. Why do you choose to do that to yourself? I
don't know, because like right now I'm just like sitting here for this whole
episode going why do I even botter train? And this is like so fucking
sore and inconvenience, Like I can't even lay on that side of my head.
That's crazy. It's like super hot and inflamed understanding some of those you
have. Even when we're watching the UFC that Sean Stricklan one, I gotta
start watching it again because I did pay for a subscription and I'm like,
I can keeps reminding me you pay for this this month, and I'm like,
I mean washing, but like it's just she was like, wow,
look at that guy's ears, and I'm like, yeah, I know,
they're like all like that. Yep, they look like fucking disgust. It's
gross, man, this is awful, Like and some of them gets so
bad, like even some of the guys I train with they can't even put
like headphones in. Yeah, it's just like little pinholes burying you a love
all right, everybody, you know what to do give us five star rate
and review. We appreciate everybody that tunes in and listens. Uh, you
know, we're gonna be doing a lot of fun stuff. We're trying,
oh so weird in it's so weird. Why can I not do that?
So on another episode, Aaron's put up his thumbs up and he realized that
like for some reason, his camera will like the little bubble and a thumbs
up will come out, and he does two thumbs. It does like a
it does fireworks. I know it was getting ready to do it at that
time, but it didn't. I don't know what the fuck that is,
man, it's getting ready to do something, so it's not we have the
same camera. I don't even understand where that's coming from. So weird.
I never ever so like, I don't know, that's so weird man.
But you know, we have a lot of big stuff coming. We're gonna
look like what we do on the show. We go back and forth between
stuff. We're gonna talking about conspiracies and the paranormal and then in true crime,
and we have there's so many things to talk about. There's so many
there's so much crazy stuff going on, and uh, you know, obviously,
I want to. I want to give the fans something else to think
about rather than the chaos that surrounds them and the prison that's being built around
them. I want to really offer some fun things sometimes for the fans for
some fun live stream, some fun content, even if it's about something horrible.
At least it's not stuff about the horrible things are happening right now.
It's about some guys stealing bodies, you know, and just having fun with
the corpses, you know, flopping the boobies around, clapping those cheeks.
Yeah, we just want to remind you that the world there's always been a
shit, miserable, horrible pace of doom and it's only getting worse. Yes,
And you just need to try to try to enjoy yourself, you know,
you just need to listen to this show and like, don't that's some
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would suggest we have two merch sites, and I do have a red bubble
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people seem to like that. I'd rather be out out there as long as
possible, as much as possible. When it comes to some of the stuff.
We have a fuck the World Economic Forum shirt. We have a fucking
World Order shirt. I will put by fuck Trudeau to sign up if people
want it. Uh so, And there's a lot of fuck stuff on there.
But there's also like the the new logo that is behind me on the
on the poster. We have tons of cool stuff and there's gonna be some
cooler stuff coming because I have a couple of ideas. We're gonna do a
horny for Horror shirt for Class Horror Cast. I'm gonna actually be putting that
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Tell everybody that you know, tell your someone. I always said.
Recently, I was like someone got their mom watching the show, and I
was like, good luck, good luck get this owned, because we get
a lot of I'm gonna probably you know, eat an edible, enjoy myself
today and then later I'll be like that. I feel like like a slice
of butter melton on top of it, big old Pilo flat jacks. Yeah,
I may or may not go to see God'sill. Okay, question tomorrow
right we're recording on like a long weekend. Should I go see Ghostbusters?
Is it worth going to see in theaters? How much of a fan are
you of Ghostbusters? I do like it. I especially like when Ricka Marianus
gets raped by a demon. It's like my favorite part of that movie.
Of course it is. Yeah, I would say it's decent. Like I've
seen it twice. I went to the Irish premiere and then like two days
later I brought the kid to see it again. He liked it. Yeah,
he liked it, I will say the second time round, I was
like, well, I saw this like four to eight hours ago. I
have enough of this now. Yeah, it is quite good, but I
kind of want to say yes so you can go and see it so we
could talk about it, because there's a couple of things about it where I
don't really understand. The pace of the movie is really weird. So it's
like a two hour movie, yeah, but it feels like it's like forty
five minutes long somehow. But yeah, but it's weird. But then it
feels like when I look back and I'm like, did anything happen for like
the first hour, Well that's great. Well, I like I wasn't.
It's the weird part is I wasn't bored at any point. Yeah, well
I'll check it out. We've got a lot of stuff coming for class fore
casts too. We have a I'm going to say, like a billion ideas,
Like there's so many things that we're doing, so like a support class
for cast too, you know, and there's a lot of like there's big
stuff coming. I've been on doing a couple of shows on other people's podcasts
recently, so just everyone, uh, and we got this support us if
you really do enjoy the content and what we're doing. And I keep saying
to everybody to take nothing seriously, like just in try to enjoy your life.
While you can. Do you have a roof over your head? Do
you have food? Do you have water? Like? These could be the
good old times, so enjoy them before we break down into chaos or it's
like fucking Mega city one. Yeah, so, and give us five star
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it's not doing this. It's not work anymore. Do something, uh,
and then maybe we'll talk about Nickelodeon be able to do a big rant episode.
We'll talk about p Diddler, Nickelodeon, how sad it is, what
happened to Amanda Bynes, And then I want to do the replacement theory.
We have so many things like that. I would actually really like to talk
about that Nickelodeon. We watched the whole thing. That's I might watch it
this weekend. I would like to do like a rand episode about that and
the Diddler. The Diddler's a big one that you want to get into that.
Okay, we can do that next for the show. If you want,
we'll go off. I could even dress. Oh you need to do
that, but you have to get like a dill do or something. Put
it on the editors. I thought you were going to blackface. Oh that
would be even fucking funnier. But like, let's do that. We'll bring
up some memes and we'll go live for that ship. So everybody watch out
for that, because the time this comes out, uh, it will probably
be already out live on Rumble and YouTube ale and stuff, and we're there's
gonna we'll just go off and talk about some of the crazy things that are
happening in our world right now. But you know, another another word for
apocalypse is unveiling, so they're all being revealed to us. So because things
have to break down, so everybody, like I said, I'll just keep
talking. That's all I do. Even when I go on other people's shows,
I can't shut the fuck up. So I'm just gonna shut up now,
all right, everybody, Love everybody, you know, love love thy
neighbor, you know, don't coven thy wife, you know, just live
by the ten commandments and we we should all be fine. But oh wait,
a bunch of degenerate communists around our countries now, so that's fine,
fun times, all right, aarvoi i mu