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Fame. He'd liked to be walked
on a leash and play really dirty,

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kinky sex games. Is the guy
put the cock in the peacock network?

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Okay, bitch, hey, everybody, aj Benzi here with fame as a

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bitch. This is your free show
for January twenty ninth, twenty twenty four.

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Jesus, it's twenty ninth at January. What are you getting for Valentine's

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Any plans for the little lady or
the big guy he got going on?

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I think I'll be back in Vegas
to do another seven shows with poker,

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high stakes poker. But make those
plans if you love them. Don't forget

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your big Valentine's Day meal, get
your flowers when they chat them up fifty

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bucks for a dozen, retake your
money. It isn't an sim what day

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do to people, it really is. I deal with it. They're on

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a Christmas time. What they do
to Italians for seafood. You know,

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they know we Sevan dishes of seafood
Christmas Eves and they jack up crabs and

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lobster and shrimp and muscles and clams. It's a joke. So they think

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a balance at chocolate flowers everything's more
expensive. Such horseshit not a fair world.

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By the way, I don't treat
you to something that I meant to

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do on the Patreon show, and
I didn't do it right, and I'm

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pissed off because I was telling him
the listeners, I'm gonna play something for

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you on my phone and it didn't
work right. And it was at the

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very end of my taping the Sharks. I'm not gonna go back and take

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the whole forty minute show, so
I'll probably do it for you guys.

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It's a portion of Corolin O'Brien's podcast
called Colin O'Brien Needs a Friend, and

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he's reading an ad for bid Days
and it is hysterical. I love his

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podcast, by the way, such
a fan of his podcast, And he

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said, treasure, he's such a
funny guy. We just if you don't

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realize Coroninalmbrian's that funny. He's one
of the funniest human beings we've ever had

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in this country. If you think
about Harvard Lampoon, The Simpsons, SNL

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is his late night talk show.
Jesus Christ, what a pedigree anyhow?

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Is an ad he has for a
big Days that in the middle of it,

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or at the very beginning, he
goes bananas and can't believe he's reading

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this kind of ad to his listeners. And I know exactly what I felt

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like having read ads when my show
was, you know, not full of

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ads. But I used to go
three or four ads per show when we

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first started. And then I was
like, you know, like, some

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of these companies don't like the way
I'm reading ads. They don't like the

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content of my show. Me being
very on the right and being a straight

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male, white male having certain opinions
loving Trump. It wasn't exactly what advertisers

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liked. And I said, well, I'm not going to fucking change,

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so let's go Patreon. That's why
you don't hear me reading ads anymore.

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But when I did read it,
I only read ads of businesses that I

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like doing business with products I used, and I never lied. But I

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know exactly what Colin Fields like,
so I'll play that few at some point

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during the show. Consider yourself lucky. This was going to be for patrons

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only, but consider it an early
Valentine's gift. Anyhow, Gang, I

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hope your football games went well.
I don't know what the score is and

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in the game because it's actually Saturday
evening at this point, I haven't seen

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a game yet, obviously, I
know it's my New York Knicks beat the

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Miami Heat by about eighteen points.
A couple of lines ago. They beat

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the Denver Nuggets by a ton.
That means the Knicks beat the two teams

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that met in the finals last year
decisively. If the Knicks don't get to

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the Eastern Conference Championship this season,
I'll be disappointed. That's how good they're

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playing. As far as the football
games go, I'm taping this on Saturday

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afternoon. I like the Chiefs plus
four and a half and I like the

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Detroit Lions against the San Francisco forty
nine years I like it. Well.

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I do like Baltimore, but getting
I'm taking the Chiefs plus four and a

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half, which means they can lose
and Baltimore could still be in the super

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Bowl. I'm looking for Baltimore Detroit
super Bowl. Two tough scrappy towns.

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See if it works out. Hey, were we all wrong about the crazy

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Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman. I gotta
say I am now a fan of this

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guy. I actually want this guy
on my on my side of shit goes

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sideways. You got friends like that. I got a high school buddy.

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I had several high school buddies who
are like that, but one buddy,

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Tony Botch. We call him tough
Tony. We're still buddies now. I'm

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sixty one, he's sixty. He
still lives back in the old neighborhood,

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married to high school street art.
That kind of thing ex cop back when

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cops could lean on a guy to
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even the most evil and stubborn shitheads
out there on the streets. No body

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cameras that kind of stuff. Either
way. There was this one summer where

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one of the guys we hung out
with named Bob Passio got beat up pretty

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badly by a group of guys we
all went to school with together. He

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was at a house party without us
on a rare night that we weren't all

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together, and he got a stone
cold beating from one of our friend's tough

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guys older brother. And the story
was he was jumped and hitting the face

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with a wrench. We all went
to see Bob Passier in the hospital with

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his jaw wired shut. It was
there that we told him we'd be there

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for him to get revenge, and
all the guys that he felt were on

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the other side. And let me
tell you something, there was still a

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sore point among all of us who
went to that same high school over forty

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year years later. This happened this
summer of nineteen seventy nine. Okay,

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it's still a very sourt I mean, we're friends, but if it comes

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up as it did about three years
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our side says another, and it's
just not worth it. But Bob Passio

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got out of the hospital and went
about getting his retribution, still with his

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jaw wired, and he got a
few guys one by one that one revenge

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summer. He was a one man
wrecking crew. And one night we were

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at a party without him. All
the kid's house who lived up six seven

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houses from mine named Georgie Schmidt,
and those guys seem to have an allegiance

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to the guys who fought past you. So we go there and I'm with

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that Gavino, my friend Marv Kenny
Wood, tough Tony, Mike Gallagher,

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and we see, holy shit,
some of those guys are at the party.

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Do we get some revenge, sa
Passio, big mount that I was,

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I went for it. I jumped
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felt I could handle. Tony and
Mike were both actually you saw were Kenny

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and Mike. They were all football
players. I was, and I played

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soccer and basketball. And at some
point the tables were turned on me,

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and for a few moments this one
kid had me down on the ground and

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it would have gotten messy for me. Who knows. Suddenly the lights go

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out in the house in the backyard, no music anymore, no spot like

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nothing, and we all run out
of the backyard, get into our cars

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and drove off. And what happened
is tough Tony punched the electrical box off

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the kid's house and that caused a
complete blackout. He was that kind of

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friend. He is that kind of
friend. And now I think John Fetterman

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is that kind of guy who could
have ran with us. The other night,

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some anti Israel demonstrators gathered outside his
home and brought at Pennsylvania you and

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began to protest and make threats.
Those pussies who think Palestinians are in the

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right and Hamas, I just can't
understand it. Half of them are just

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not educated. Then the half been
educated in the doctrine and by bullshit professors

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at bullshit colleges who just want to
believe that Israel can't defend himself and Palestinian

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can keep doing what they do.
Treven ain't like that. He's not about

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that shit. He responded to the
noise outside of his house by going to

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his roof and waving an Israeli flag
at them, like King Kong up there

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in the Empire State Building. He's
a Democrat. He hates progressives. That's

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enough for me. I didn't say
a word. He waved that blue and

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white Israel flag as protesters waved Palestinian
flags, and said, and fetter me,

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and you can't hid guess that boy
ain't can anything. This guy used

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to be the darling of the progressives. Remember they were telling us how he

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is when he was wearing well,
he's back to wearing hoodies. He looks

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like Bill Belichick. He's back to
dressing my shit. But at least he

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doesn't have the symptoms he had with
that stroke. Now he's making some sense,

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and he's responded by publicly trolling these
people who were after him, especially

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the bunch of people who think the
Hamas terrorists are you know, hey,

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they gotta do what they gotta do. His office is covered with posters of

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missing children and return to Israel hostages. He wants to describe himself as a

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progressive. He says the movement has
abandoned its principles. He said, increasingly

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progressive move and migrated into some positions
that I don't agree with. And I

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really don't feel much more comfortable just
being a democrat. He feels more comfortable

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just being a democrat. I can't
believe him saying this, But this country

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needs men of sound mind like him, Guys who have the balls to say

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right is right and right makes right. Guys like Fetterman, Guys like Tony

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Botch. Time will tell. But
he seems to be an old fashioned democrat,

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the kind of guy that didn't regard
working people with contempt. I never

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thought I could love John Fetterman more
than when he played Uncle Fester on The

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Adams Family, But now I do. Oh boy, do I ever excuse

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me for speaking so ill of him
in the past, changing subjects that he

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still can't take all the talk about
Barbie getting stubbed at the Oscars for no

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Best Actress nomination, no Best Picture, no Best Director for Greta Gerwig.

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Look, I saw the movie about
one and a half times. It has

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layers to it. I get it. It was done differently than many of

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the movies we've seen. I admit
that it's too pink for me to be

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honest with you, but I understand
what they were trying to do. It's

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a different kind of undertaking than a
regular type movie. But it was an

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unserious movie. The Barbie Army has
to stop crying. There's so many entertaining

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movies that didn't get so much as
even a nomination, and Barbie got eight.

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So shut up. Terminator was a
huge film, didn't get much,

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didn't win an Oscar, The Expendables, a lot of fun, Rambo,

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Top Gun Mission impossible. Come on, There have been many, so many

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male characters and movies that never were
considered. Think of all the the Steve

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Martin movies. He's never considered for
Best Actor in the comedies that we've all

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loved over the years. Why not
so many characters were never considered? What

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the hell is the big deal that
Marco Robbie wasn't And you know, Ryan

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Gosling and I don't know if you
know. Guys know this, but you

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submit your own nomination for Emmys and
Grammys and Oscars. Do you know that?

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That means the actors or the recording
artists and their team of agents and

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managers get together and submit the work
they think should be nominated for Oscars,

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Emmy's, Grammys, blah blah blah. So they have a big meeting.

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Now. Margot Robbie was in the
movie way too much to be considered a

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supporting actress. She was the lead, but there were many great lead actresses

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who made serious movies. He probably
wasn't gonna win, so don't even nominate

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her. Ryan Gosling, though his
team probably said, you know what,

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even though you were you know,
you were the male lead, you probably

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be better off if we enter this
thing as a supporting actor. You know

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you might win there. And that's
what they did. All of these people

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think they didn't know what was happening. I was very very confused. Yeah,

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it really I felt snubbed. You
knew exactly what you were doing.

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You all do. In fact,
you sit there and watch over your movies

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and the scenes of your TV shows, and you pick and choose this episode.

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I really did great work. I
think we should nominate this for an

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Emmy's. Don't ever let them make
you think it's all big shock and surprise.

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They know they've entered their names,
so you know months later when their

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names are revealed in the morning.
And how did you feel when you got

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that shock that you were nominated?
Oh I couldn't be Yes, you could

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believe it. You put yourself in
the ring. This movie, Bobby was

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entertaining for many young girls and their
mothers and their dads who didn't think it

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was worth arguing over. Okay,
but let's knock it off. It was

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no Shinder's list. It's still up
for eight oscars. Bring it down in

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ounch, ladies, I mean.
Bill Maher made a remark on his show

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the other night on Real Time explaining
to pussy liberals like Seth McFarlane and Adam

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Schiff why the movie hit some wrong
notes. The movie acted like the complete

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board of Mattel had twelve men on
board. No, it's seven men and

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five women. That's what I have
right now, So stop acting like it's

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still a big patriarchy. It's not. But of course the movie had to

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show that there's so many men in
Mattel who why's it gonna change? Or

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he did. Then there's a part
in the movie that the weber Bill took

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some female guests. He took said
to him at one point, she couldn't

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believe this scene where a girl I
don't even know I figured who said it,

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said like maybe it was America Ferrara. I don't know. I just

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can't figure out computers. Can you
help me around a computer? And his

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date said, there's not a girl
in the country that would act that way

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toward a man in a computer.
And she's right. I was married almost

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twenty I was married twenty fucking years. I would sit at computers and not

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know what to do, and go
do me a favorite. Can you come

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in here and fix this. I
can't get this print of the work shed

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say move, I'll fix it.
Good, Please do it. Don't yell.

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I'm not yelling. I'm frustrated,
but you don't have to yell.

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You're scary enough and you don't yell. I know, but I gotta get

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this payperwork done to take. Just
do it, do what you do,

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and I'll walk away. I'll say, I'll leave the room. I'll come

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back. She'll have it all done. How'd you do it? Don't it?

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Just ask me next time. It's
easy. Men don't know what the

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fuck they're doing. Women. I
can't figure out computers. Bullshit. That's

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bad writing, sorry guys. Anyhow, bud Lights back in the game speaking

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about idiots making bad moves. The
beer brand, which knows its way around

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controversy, launched a new teaser the
other week, well actually last week,

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for what's promising to be a very
humorous Super Bowl commercial. So they're trying

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to make it return into basics after
that big old shit storm of a boycott

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that cost it its best selling beer
title. The super Bowl is advertising its

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biggest moment and our goals to once
again captivate our audience when the world is

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watching. That's what the CEO COO
c COO Christ who cares is a nitwit,

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Kyle Northington said from Anheuser Busch.
The teaser shows twelve seconds. I've

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seen it. It's no big deal. It's twelve seconds of a one minute

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ad and it dangles a celebrity cameo. It shows only the man's thick beard,

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metallic sunglasses and a zipped up bud
Light embroidered hoodie, and there's some

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onlookers with beer bottles in their hand, and they'll look at this mystery man,

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and one guy with a Broncos jersey
says, are you? And then

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it cuts. So the mystery Man
is a new character to the bud Light

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universe. That's what they said.
They're so happy with this. It's a

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new character to our universe. And
it will be joined by other celebrities who've

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appeared in prior campaigns for the brand
and Anheuser Busch and other platforms. That's

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the companies telling America. They want
to emphasize that the humorous commercial will mark

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a big return to bud Light's iconic
Super Bowl ads, which used to be

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great. I admit they had some
levity to them. They were brushed,

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they were funny, they were traditional. They gave you some chills sometimes now

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you see that Dylan mulvaney ugly bastard
and want to punch a hole for the

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wall. What would have been really
effective is if they ran an add of

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Dylan mulvaney getting kicked in the nuts
by a Budweiser Clydesdale horse then having that

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horse take a big shit on her
him should say while you lay writhing in

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pain. That'd be a tremendous add
You can get your audience back. Paymlveny

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a million dollars. He'll do it, get your audience back. They'll never

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do it, though. I have
to say this next story makes me want

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to remember my my days getting the
royal treatment at nightclubs and concerts and restaurants,

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even in hospitals. I think our
baby, my first I guess my

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second shot was born. You know, my son was born the same We

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were a few days apart from Nicole
Richie's kid being born. And oh,

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somebody else was really really famous,
is it Christine Aguilera, somebody who's got

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a sixteen year old? Very famous? We were all at sea the sign

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that hospital, all on the same
floor, and I got this suite where

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I could stay in the other room
with my daughter while mommy slept with the

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little boy Rocco for two nights.
And I got it because they knew who

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I was. It wasn't like my
money was better and my insurance was better.

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We all have the same insurance,
but we got it. What the

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hell was it? It was fucking
Kristina Lera. I can't I was definitely

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Nicole Richie. I forget the other
one either way. Very famous people,

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but I bring up the royal treatment
because the world couple didn't get the world

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treatment recently and very getting very upset. Shit's wild you all. Megan Markl

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and Prince Harry hit the red carpet
for the premiere of Bob Marley One Love

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in Jamaica a couple days back,
but their seats at this event were anything

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with VIP. Have you've seen the
video making the rounds? First of all,

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the guy playing Bob Marley is a
thousand times better looking than Bob Marley.

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Not a big bar Barley fan.
Maybe two songs, the rest of

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them I hate and I don't like
that kind of music. I don't know

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why people think, Hey, if
on a beach, it's okay to play

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Bob Marley. Oh we're on a
boat, We're on a cruise. Play

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some Bob Marley. Put some tin
drums in there. I don't playing.

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Watch do people assume Jamaican music Restafarian
music is that we want to hear in

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a beach or a boat. No, it isn't give me the Gypsy kings.

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So Megan Markle and Prince Harry hit
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and there are videos that show Megan
and Harry looking very taken it back

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as ushers stopped at least three rows
from the front to give them their seats.

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Oh what a burn. Harry looked
to be very confused by their seating

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assignment. Meghan was forced to bundle
up her big black gown and squeeze into

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this very tight fitting spot. Everybody
was mocking them for the cheap seats.

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After this footage was posted on X
Life on the Dealist, somebody said,

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after watching the video then sitting in
cheap seats, where was Jamaican Prime minister

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sitting? Another X person wrote,
dressed to the knives but made to sit

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among the regular folks. Should have
want to button down in jeans. Okay,

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there are so many goons out there
that like to throw rocks on one

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of them. They did cozy up
with Jamaica's Prime Minister, Andrew Holness,

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who's a big anti monarchist. The
move was the in sensitive because of the

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current health battles being waged by King
Charles and Princess Kate. No one knows

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about her belly. Something's wrong related
to COVID. We just don't know.

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Did you get stomach hoss like I
did? Out of the blue, We

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don't know. Charles are the only
treatment for a large prostate that we know

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A Kate mysterious abdominal surgery. You
know. Back in the day, Holman

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pushed for Jamaica to separate itself from
the unat Kingdom as the nation of one

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of the England's Commonwealth countries. But
it seems Harry Megan, honestly, it

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looks like they They're turning up in
anything nowadays, even the opening of an

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envelope. But it's a big mismatch. This was a big michae from the

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start. Bob Mouley was a humble
guy. I mean that liked him.

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He's a humble guy. He sang
about overcoming hardship and love. Why were

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Harry and Meghan even there and dressed
up like it was the oscar? For

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God's sake? What Harry Meghan are
keeping his secret is that their security detail

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and their own film crew were not
even included in the VIP room. It's

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probably the VIPs that didn't want to
be seen with them and participate in whatever

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production they We're gonna shoot because nowadays
they have gotta shoot everything they're involved in

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from future deals at Netflix. What's
even more obvious to me and has to

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be obvious to them. I don't
think anybody wants to Jeff and has their

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reputations being seen with them. The
Duke and Duchess of Woke, which the

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now should be called. They left
the royal life so they can live in

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seclusion in a way from the media
spotlight. But here they are for years

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now doing the opposite, using the
media and being in the spotlight. They're

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not the same kind of royalty as
their family. Do they think they are.

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They're not. They are non working
royals who made a choice. They

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made a big decision. They have
no sense of what makes them look good

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or look bad. If they spend
some time doing charity work, it'd be

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great, But no, they get
overdressed and they go to film premieres and

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trust me, they weren't invited to
Jeff Bezos's birthday party, so they have

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to show up somewhere. That way
they can say, oh, no,

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Jeff, we had previous plans to
go to the Marley Premier. They really

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miss their their royal status. They
do. They can't stand each other.

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I can see. I know bid
marriagers. These two can't stand each other,

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and they deserve to stay married and
miserable. But can they fake their

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love that much longer? I don't
think they can. They're both full of

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resentment. They're they're both blaming it
on the other one for the huge downfall.

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They're stuck just being regular forever.
They're being schnooks, like what's his

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name? Says Rayley others then the
good Fellas just an everyday schnook. That's

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who they are. Their humiliation radar
was off the charts, and they could

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not even hide their disbelief that they
weren't top of the VIP list and had

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to sit down many rows behind.
She had to fake being pleased with her

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seat I Meanwhile, she had to
push it down herself. She'd wanted that

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Harry had some anger simmering inside of
him. I know he did. Other

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guests were clearly reacting to Megan being
aggressively loud at him. But the way

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Harry walks around it, walks away
from it, looks like he does this

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regularly because he never stops. She
never stops nagging and annoying him. I

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watched them and I feel second in
embarrassment for how overdressed she was. It's

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almost like Paramount Pictures knew what they
were doing with them by inviting them.

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Here's a tip. Megan needs to
give up her royal status that exists in

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her head and live and think in
reality. Only when these two understand what

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I just said, they'll stop making
fools of themselves, starting with a stop

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wearing glamorous clothing to popcorn movies.
Okay, it's a movie premiere. You

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don't need gowns for that, and
understand that when you accept acting gigs on

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streaming services, one being suits you. You're a C list or D list

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actress. Nothing wrong with that,
but you're just not a famous from that.

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As a saying in Hollywood, understand
plus accept, plus don't expect,

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equals the ability to move on Harry, or to hop on a flight to

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Africa and save some elephants. He'd
be a lot happier there. Before I

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go, I can tell you,
folks, what you're missing on the Fame

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as a Bitch Patreon, what you're
missing by going to patreon dot com slash

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Fame as a Bitch. My inside
stories and my inside take on Vince McMahon's

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sex assault were actually shit on a
coworker's head and only paid her a million

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out of the three million dollar settlement. The fact that drugs are crossing our

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porous southern border probably took the lies
of a porn star, a fetish model,

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the son of the hit reality show
porn stars, and a soap opera

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actor, and also Dana Carvey's son, all in the last several weeks.

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And that's because the Mummy sitting in
the White House eating chocolate chip ice cream

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doesn't care about the border, never
mind where it comes across it, like

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tongues of fentanyl that are killing tens
of thousands of Americans on a regular basis.

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And also a man in that White
House who has friends in China and

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makes money for the communist country that
is most responsible for making and packaging that

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drug fentanyl that eventually gets to our
borders, and because of it, a

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lot of kids and people are dying. But as long as they'd hunt their

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Biden who cares right gang with that, I'm gonna send you off. Playing

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this bit of Corlin O'Brien on his
episode starring Natasha Leone. In this ad

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he does for a big dat company. I don't care if this gets me

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in trouble. He's a genius with
this. Listen up. Peer has no

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business trying to battle the mess of
a large holiday meal. But days,

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on the other hand, shoot a
precise happened to me. I'm a good

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guy. I went to a good
college. I worked hard. I wrote

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a thesis in college. I wrote
a thesis. I've worked hard for years.

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I've raised a family. I've never
gone to jail. I've never committed

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a crow. Here I am explaining, are you gonna shoot you? Ridiculous

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insanity? What did I do?
What am I some kind of I don't

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understand how this happened. I can't. I know I messed up at the

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beginning of that. I'm working two
buttons at the same time. I'm just

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not that good. I ain't an
engineer in in my hotel room that lives

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with me. But you got the
point. Go to Colin O'Brien needs a

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Friend. It's one of the funniest
podcasts out there, and listen to last

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week's episode with Natasha Leone. I
go into a lot about that episode,

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and it brings me to a great
memory I had of some terrific actors,

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namely Nick Cassavetti's and Peter Falk,
who starred in a movie called Mikey and

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Nicky back in nineteen seventy six when
I saw it as a fourteen year old

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kid, and it really made me
want to study method acting and maybe have

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a life on the screen like I
had for bits and pieces here and there.

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But it's a poignant story about my
look at Peter Falk dying the way

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he died after being such a huge
star as Lieutenant Colombo and in many movies

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as just a real, down home
regular guy who'll always I guess, succeeded

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by falling up. I should say, I just don't have many of those

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guys left, dynymore. But go
to patreon dot com slash Famous a Bitch

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and listen to a story I tell
from my heart, and it'll give you

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more reasons to go there and become
a patron like so many of you have

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done recently. All right, let's
keep it moving. I'm aj Benz.

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That was your free show for January
twenty nineth, twenty twenty four. I'll

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talk to it in a few days. Thank you for listening. Fame as

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a Bitch is an aj Benz's a
Workhouse Connect production featuring the endless wisdom,

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insightful commentarian, sometimes fucked up perspective
of aj Benza. Executive producer Mike Agavino