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M he was called cold. That
was the event. He was cold,

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barn, what's going on up there? Could be the most important event in

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history. Now I am the cold
and destroy our worlds, I said.

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I hope this is close to hell. It's all never again. Hello and

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welcome to the Talesmith Dark Podcast.
I'm your host, Bob. Here's like,

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oh, host Brittany. Hey,
guys, what's up? I'm sorry,

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sorry, I'm your host Brian here
with my host Brittany wondering you're gonna

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let it go. I'm never letting
it go. You've literally been bringing up

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all weekend to at anyone that will
listen to the disrespect that occurred is going

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to hear about it. Okay,
okay, if you guys don't know what

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we're talking about, go to Amazon
Prime. You don't have to buy it,

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just go to Amazon Prime. Look
up Fantom Farm. Look at the

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reviews. There's one where I'm referred
to as a burned out Zach Baggins.

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So not saying my feelings are still
hurt, but I'm saying I'm still talking

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about it. So that's got to
account for something. Oh man. But

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as Brittany just said, we spent
the weekend over the Thomas House with Eric

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from the Enseen Paranormal podcast, the
medics and paranormal guys, and a bunch

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of people who, unfortunately I don't
remember your names. I think that one

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of the highlights of my weekend was
Brittany having to be social again and some

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and introduce themselves. They're like,
I'm probably gonna fit your name. I'm

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says sorry, You're like, I'm
gonna fit your him like five minutes.

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It's it's fine, It's totally fine. I cannot remember names for the life

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of me. I'll recognize your face, I'll recognize your voice, but I

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cannot remember names. Like thing one
thing too is gonna be like the system

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I have to use. Well,
it was a ton of fun. We

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posted I posted I think twenty years
so pictures over on Patreon and we'll have

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a discussion over that in the next
Forbidden episode, kind of going into the

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crazy weekend that we had over at
the Thomas House and fucking middle of nowhere,

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Tennessee. Yeah. Literally, yeah, it was a ton of fun

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though, So again, Eric,
thanks for having us out. It was

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a blast and we'll definitely have to
do that again. Um, I do

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want to give a shout out.
I do not remember the I'm gonna say

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young lady, but there's an older
lady there the second night. I want

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to be that cool when I'm that
age. Yeah serious, I'm not gonna

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go her old because she's not old, she's she's fucking lapping us. But

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she shows up with like the same
style of equipment that I do, in

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the same hell the skepticism where she's
at, Bob, how does this work?

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Why does it work this way?
And I'm like, hang on a

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goddamn minute, where are you.
No one has ever asked me in all

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my days why it works? And
then how does it work from the tech

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side. So, you know,
I had a little bit of a nerd

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chubby and I'm like, let me, let me just walk through everything.

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Let me explain every single thing to
you. Ever, Oh my god,

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what nothing. I'm just saying,
it's exciting when someone else is like a

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fellow nerd and she had all the
cool little fucking gadgets and gear and yeah,

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and it's I have to I'm gonna
have to reach out to her.

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I'm pretty sure she joined the Facebook
group. I'm not have to reach out

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and see then because she had this
really cool E M. F rimpod with

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a sensor and then she had an
EVP meter, which all it really did

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was it detected where the voice was
coming from in the room. And it's

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a small circular dial and it must
have like three sixty microphone um some kind

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of a censor. But it was
really fucking cool, and it's it's one

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of those things. It's a niche
device that wouldn't be like a constant that

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would come in handy, but it
would come in handy. Yeah. Absolutely,

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So with that being said, yeah, Thomas House is a ton of

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fun. But you gotta answer a
question because I've seen this a few times.

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When's the next Hillsman Dark T shirts? Twenty twenty three? No new

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T shirts? Not you calling me
out? Well, so people have been

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asking like, hey, you know, when's the next shirt drop? Last

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year? I think they said we
had four or five last year, which

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I can't anything after Teddy Roosevelt Big
Foot Hunter blends to kind of blends all

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together for me. Last year,
I'm still what's funny? We did a

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YouTube premier to night for Missing Person's
Mysteries, and I'm like, I don't

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even want to recognize that it's spring
or summer yet, because we did that

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once, we had two weeks of
warm and than fucking snowed again, so

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my brain's kind of still stuck in
the past. I don't know yet.

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We've definitely been working on it,
and I know I've had some issues with

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my equipment for the printing, so
I will definitely be getting on that.

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So hopefully within the next couple of
weeks. I'd probably say by the beginning

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of June, we'd we'd be looking
at a new T shirt design. So

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I'll definitely well, well, we'll
get some feelers out there. Yeah,

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I was thinking about maybe, I
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ideas maybe doing a poll that the
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really do it without the images,
and we don't want to give away what

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it is the images, because one
thing that I pride or our show one

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and I'm very proud of you for
is the unique designs. I see a

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lot of podcasts and just have like
the podcast logo and that's the primarily what

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their merchandise is, and you're like, hey, fuck that tailsome the darkness

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to be the smallest bit of importance
on this T shirt every design that you've

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made so far, So I don't
know, I'm excited. Let's talk about

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some strange lawsuits here, because I
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for me, and it's kind of
funny. I didn't really know all the

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backstory, but the hot coffee McDonald's
thing, that's the first one I think

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of, because it's almost like it's
just so ridiculous, and but you can't

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falter, like that's just the way
the American like way is to make money.

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Well, so that's what I thought
too, that you couldn't falter until

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I looked and I did the research. Okay, apparently the either the machine

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was malfunctioning or they were purposefully doing
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x hotter than McDonald's. I'm sure, you know, like McDonald's corporate.

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This was like fifteen or twenty times
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So she did suffer like severe burns, and I believe that, And

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again I don't want to miss speak
here, but I think the actual cup

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had like malformed because it was so
hot. So yeah, I kind of

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grew up hearing about, you know, the woman who sued McDonald's because the

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coffee was hot, and I'm like, oh, that's so fucking stupid.

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And then you then I got into
the details, I'm like, oh,

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that's fucking horrible. Yeah, but
to your to your credit, here,

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we are going to discuss some some
lawsuits today that are just fucking insane.

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And you're right, we do kind
of live in this like recreationally offended time

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period where everyone to lawsuits. Well, what's crazy is when when I talked

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to people from other countries and they're
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that here. What do you mean
You're gonna sue someone for what? What?

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What? Why your judged by a
different name? Why do your judge

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lawsuit or judges have time for this
shit? What are you talking about?

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Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
That's really just like a American problem.

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I'm sure other countries have it too, but from my research, America really

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stands out for just like the dumbest
fucking lawsuits out there. What a what

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a way to be known? What
a name? We got we got first

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in something? Okay, yeah apparently
Okay, So do you remember a while

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back we did a story. This
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I think on the Forest Fin treasure
Hunt. Yes, and there was a

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lawsuit that came out of that.
Right, Did you know how much fucking

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drama followed the Forest Fin treasure Hunt. I had no idea when we covered

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it. I know we talked about
it a little bit that people were like

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super offended by it, but I
don't know. So if you guys aren't

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familiar, Forest Finn was this kind
of like like nationally renowned treasure hunter,

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and part of his legacy was to
try and get people involved in treasure hunting.

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And I think from from what I
read, and again i'm we're not

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fucking treasure hunters, but from what
I understood, the purpose was to get

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people out in nature and get them
interested in this hobby. It was kind

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of the whole goal behind the forest
find treasure, preservation of the trinkets and

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things that you find out and while
you're doing treasure hunting. Yeah, so

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again that's kind of what I gathered. But people took this extremely seriously,

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quit their jobs, divorced spouses to
have more free time to go and hunt

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this treasure. And when they didn't
find it, because it's a fucking lost

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treasure, all hell broke loose.
Oh god, let me ask you if

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I told you, hey, I
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what would your response be. I
don't know, because you told me

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you want to go fucking hunt a
payphone and Detroit, Michigan. So and

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here we are and here we are, so I don't know. Maybe I

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might be the wrong person. I'm
the exact wrong person asked that question to

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me. It was just really sad
because I saw this as like a really

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beautiful thing of like to bring people
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know, enemy, which is where
the fuck is this treasure? No,

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everyone's your enemy. It's a cutthroat, it's a cutthroat experience. Let's be

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honest here. Well, what's funny
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while ago that was like the Forest
Finn Nightmare, and the top comment was

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like, I'm waiting for the dramatic
Netflix like reimagination, Yes of this where

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like Leonardo DiCaprio is like shooting fucking
Chris Pratt in the face over this treasure

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and Yellowstone. Oh my god,
it sounds ridiculous. But let's let's dive

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into this actual lawsuit and you're gonna
understand very quickly why my faith in humanity

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is lower than normal today, which
is it's usually about like at a three

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out of a thousand, out about
a one, right now, Okay,

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In the spirit of a famous movie
about fight Club, it seemed to make

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sense that the first rule of treasure
hunting would be don't talk about the treasure

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hunt. After all, you don't
want others to find it before you do.

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And it would make even more sense
for the second rule of treasure hunting

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to be, don't talk about the
treasure hunt after the treasures found, because

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it's too late. Right. Let
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you had found the treasure, because
you know, the whole thing was you're

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supposed to let the forest fend foundation, know that, would you have told

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him? I don't know, because
from what I remember, the guy really

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was scared, like for his life, even though the treasure was only worth

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like a hundred thousand, or some
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I'm a little confused, because even
the article that I'm gonna read references two

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million. I know for a fact
it wasn't two million dollars when we covered

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this the first time. Yeah,
I thought it was only like fifty or

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one hundred K, which, because
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that's really not that's like one year's
salary maybe too, depending on the job.

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And so if you quit your job
for years to go search for this

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treasure and spent time in lodging and
paid for travel, that you really didn't

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recuperate the cost. Yeah, I
don't think I would tell people solely be

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I don't like people very much,
and everyone would want to come and interview

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you and then be your best friend, and you'd suddenly have a lot of

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family you never knew existed, that
needs, you know, a kidney and

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all kinds of weird stuff. Yeah, I don't. I want to do

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an episode one day on lottery mishaps. And this is kind of a little

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side story, but in the town
I grew up in, there was a

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lottery winner. And what it was
was this group at a foundery would band

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together every Friday or whatever first frind
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like ten of them would buy lottery
tickets. Well, one week or one

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month whatever, it was, only
three of them bought lottery tickets and they

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fucking won. There was a shootout
that happened, and home robberies, break

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ins, a kidnapping, all of
this shit occurred for whatever reason, and

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it was because they were not only
mad that it was only three or four

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people that you know, played the
lottery that week, but they felt like

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the people who one should have shared
it with the other seven that didn't play

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that week. And it was a
terrifying thing. And I'm like, I'm

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gonna look into this. There's a
lot of these like insane stories of what

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happens when people win the fucking lottery. Yeah, you basically have to go

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underground. Yeah yeah, Well I
love those those memes where it's just like

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I wouldn't tell anyone if I won
the lottery, but to be hens and

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it's like a double wide trailer with
a fucking Bentley standing out in front of

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it, like yep, that's the
hip. Yeah exactly. So anyway,

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the famous Finn treasure hunt violated both
of these rules. Hunters, journalists,

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and Fenn himself couldn't stop talking about
it for the ten years it was hidden

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somewhere in the Rocky Mountains by the
eccentric millionaire Forest Finn. The treasure was

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located in twenty twenty. The fine
year was revealed and Finn died shortly after

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end of the story, Right,
Nope, stop talking about the finn treasure,

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not on our life, especially when
the talk finally reveals the real location

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of where the treasure was found.
So the lawyer Carl Summer, who represents

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the Finnish state, had an interview
in Outsider's magazine and it starts with James

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McCraw back, one of the hundreds
of thousands of unsuccessful finn treasure hunters.

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McCracken has followed a lawsuit in a
New Mexico court against the Finnish state,

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accusing Fenn from running an unfair contest. So this is where it got kind

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of like, up to this point, I'm like, oh, it's just

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a sore loser. But it gets
weird. He claims Finn moved the treasure

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four times when he thought mccrackin was
getting close. He also claims that Fenn

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purchased property to spy on him,
and that Finn lined to all hunters when

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he said the chest was filled with
up to two million dollars of riches and

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then it was never moved from the
original hiding place. Then he says Fenn

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was still alive after the media announced
his death. Oh so he went full

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blown conspiracy thing. He thought Finn
was out to get him. I understand

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the first and like, oh,
well, you know, oh, I

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went through the riddle. It should
be here, here's signs of it being

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moved. But then I'm saying,
then he bought property to spy on me

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and he faked his death. Interesting
that that's a lot right there. So

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despite what you may think of all
that, here's the bizarre shit that Jimmy

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McCracken is representing and doing a pretty
good job of it. He presented to

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a court photos at the Finn treasure
in its hiding place, so he claims

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that he found it, took pictures
and then left. He also presented emails

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were seen Forrest Finn and Jack Stuff, who found the treasure in twenty twenty.

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Before taking it to Fenn, Stuff
sent those photos of him with a

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legal sounding email sating he would bring
in the treasure to Finn and let him

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decide whether to give it to him
or keep it in case you're wondering.

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Stuff got the stuff. That should
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Stuff was sued in December of twenty
twenty and claimed his texts and emails were

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hacked, forcing him to talk to
someone about the treasure hunt. Stuff is

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now on the shaky ground, both
legally and possibly volcanically, as another person

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joins the talk about the treasure hunt. Sarah Davis is Yellowstones National Park chief

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ranger, and the lawsuit reveals that
both Finn and Stuff talked to her before

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the fine was announced let her know
that the treasure was in her park.

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Not only would that spell trouble for
Yellowstone as curious tourists and hoards of frustrated

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hunters trampled their way to see what
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puts Stuff in legal trouble. Any
property found in a national park is supposed

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to be turned into the park supervisor. Peter frick Wright, the author of

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the outside article, speculates that the
treasure chests contained a paper treasure instructions on

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how to skirt around that provision.
On May fourth, Judge Francis J.

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Matthew denied the government's motion to intervene
in this case to keep the location secret.

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Matthew sated the instruction poem released in
twenty ten, Hardy revealed the location,

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albeit cryptically that means the public will
soon know the exact location of Finnish

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treasure in Yellowstone Park, and they're
supposed to be like a follow up to

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this. It made it to a
grand jury and then it fell back off.

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But now the woman who represents Yellowstone
is suing the Finnish state for a

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two million dollar donation to the park. Oh my god. Well, I

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mean that's a good that's a good
ending in my opinion. Well, the

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issue with this is when he hid
the treasure apparently, and again I'm reading

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five different articles here, so it's
hard to know who's right. The land

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wasn't owned by Yellowston at that time, so then they can't. But it

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was donated after it was publicly donated
and announced, so the treasure should have

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been moved and it wasn't. So
now there's that shaky legal battle of well

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is it Yellowstones or is it not
Yellows. It's not Yellowstones because the treasure

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took precedent there. In my opinion, I don't know. I don't know

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how this works because it's it's national
part. I don't know. Because if

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you sell land and you have a
big oak tree on your land, you

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sell the land the oak tree goes
to the new owner, so I don't

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know. So in that case,
you would think that the treasure went to

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Yellowstonia. I don't know. That's
fucking crazy. Okay, So that's kind

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of the longest one we have it. It's not really that funny, but

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it's a kind of a follow up
to a previous episode. So this one

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just as family flees haunted house and
sues landlord. I want to know where

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you think this is going, because
we kind of had had a slow start.

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Now we're gonna get into the fucking
weeds real fast. I don't know.

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I have no idea. So did
you ever grow up hearing the because

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I always thought this as like a
real law, and I guess in some

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states it is that you had to
disclose if the house was haunted. Yeah,

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yeah, I guess that's not the
case all over like all over the

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country, but some states are like
adamant that you have to do that.

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I know, I thought the only
thing I really know of is haunted kind

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of, but if someone died there, you have to disclose that. Yeah,

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that's that's what I thought as well. Yeah, and died there,

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you'd probably think it'd be haunted.
Well, It's like the houses in New

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Orleans that I've looked at, and
then you'll look at the like the realty

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poster out front, and it'll say
not haunted underneath, it's that the house

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is haunted. Okay, So a
New Jersey couple is suing their landlord for

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a refund after they said paranormal activity
caused them to flee their rental home.

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Michelle Callendar, her fiancee, Josh
and Chilla. That's his real last name.

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I'm not trying to be funny.
Its last name is literally hi nhi

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Llla moved into a home in the
Thomas River, New Jersey area with Collen's

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two children in March first and more
immediately spooked. Three taps on the TV

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taps on the shore. Arch and
Chilla told ABC News. At first they

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chalked it up to the adjustment period
of moving into a new home, but

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things only got spook here, doors
opened and closed. The family even claimed

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they recorded strange voices whispering let it
burn that they refused to show to the

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landlord and said the only show to
a federal judge. The new tenants said

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that between the menacing voices, flickering
lights, and closed mysteriously flying from their

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closets. They couldn't take it anymore. They fled the three bedroom home and

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checked into a hotel, where they
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Callen and Chinchilla filed a lawsuit last
week in New Jersey Superior your Court seeking

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the return of their twenty two hundred
and fifty dollars security deposit from their landlord,

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Richard Lopez. Lopez filed a countersuit
claiming the couple is using alleged paranormal

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activity as a way to break their
lease. Frankly, there's something else going

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on. Lopez's lawyers said, she's
a single mom, she has the fiance

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living with her. I think she's
in over her head and she can't afford

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the rent the couple. So that
isn't the case. But ultimately a judge

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will have the final ward and rather
or not, the family will be escaping

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this alleged nightmare. So there is
no follow up to this. I don't

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know whatever. Eventually I tried to
look and look Um Lopez, the landlord

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apparently like had pictures of the fiance
not working. It was weird because the

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pictures were dated before the alleged activity
occurred, so that's just going, yeah,

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that's just kind of fucking weird all
on its own. And then there

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were some like other tenants that they
had contacted who said, yeah, we

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never had anything like that, but
we would feel uneasy at times, and

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when we contacted the landlord about a
gas league, he told us the house

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is too new to have a gas
leak, so don't worry about it.

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Okay, Well that's a valid bassuit. Like it seems like this landlord's kind

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of fucking slummy, slummy. But
also, I've never heard of someone saying,

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yeah, it's haunted, so give
me my rent money back, So

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I definitely said a precedent for sure. Well, it kind of reminds me.

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There was another story that I couldn't
find a full article on that said

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that the current renters were suing the
previous renters who were ghost hunters, and

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that they caused that they brought a
ghost home with them. Then they said

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that their dog was possessed and their
dog bit somebody and that was why.

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But then you look into it,
the dog was off a leash and was

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like known to bite people. It
was a whole fucking weird thing. But

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yeah, they blamed demonic possession of
their I think it was a Pomeranian and

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that's why they wanted out of their
lease. Interesting, I don't know,

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So I'm going to kind of throw
this off to you. We're gonna go

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back and forth here a little bit, some faster ones here. But uh,

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do you remember the subway sandwich lawsuit
at all? Not not the foot

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long one, but the other one? No? Okay, So a man

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found a seven inch serrated plastic knife
baked into a subway sandwich and decided to

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sue the company for damages. He
found a one million dollar lawsuit. He

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also said he contracted food poisoning from
the sandwich, leading to severe stomach aches.

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The first lill injury claim was settled
outside of court. You know what

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this reminds me of? Do you
remember that time he went to Lima to

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go to I Hop. Let me
tell you guys, shit. So I

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had this bad habit of when I
see something food related on like television or

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a commercial, I'm the best guy
to advertise to you, because I'll fucking

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fall for it every time, every
fun every single time. Well, they

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had these Adams Family um hot chocolate
which had like a purple. It was

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icing. It wasn't even whipped cream. It was like icing hockey puck of

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icing at the top. And so
I'm like, we have to go,

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Can we please go? And You're
like, yeah, sure. Unknown to

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Brittany that she wasn't, you know, at this point super familiar with where

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we lived and didn't know that the
closest eye hop was forty five minutes north.

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No, it was longer than that. So we pack in the car,

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we go up there and I get
my fucking Adams Famley hot chocolate.

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I'm I'm living high on the hog
here. I take a drink and there's

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just like metal beacon of a triangle
inside of this and I'm like, someone's

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trying to kill me? What is
going on? Well, what do you

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say? It was the icing topper, the icing tip into the piping bag

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for icing. I should have swallowed
it. I should have swallow team.

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Yeah, And like, look,
I hop I had no way to know

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that that giant metal, six inch
fucking thing wasn't part of the Adams Family

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hot chocolate. Missed your opportunity.
Yeah, have you ever real American dream?

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Have you ever on any food,
like any weird stuff in your food.

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I hope not, and I don't
even want to think about it.

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It's only ever happened then. And
then one other time when I went to

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Buffalo Wild Wings and I bit into
my wrap that had a fucking toothpick still

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in the middle. Okay, well
that just sounds like your part or your

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fault. It was broken, and
I didn't like there was no top of

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the toothpick there. Okay, yeah, no, nope, I'm not taking

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about anyway. What do you got
for? So I'll let you do a

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couple I've been I've been doing all
the talking women. Woman shocked jellybeans contained

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sugar, and this was in twenty
seventeen. Sugar and a jellybean and candy.

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Yep. Okay, sugar has sixty
one different names, so it stands

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to reason that some people may not
recognize the ingredient when reading nutrition labels.

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This happened to California woman who sued
jellybeans maker Jelly Beat Belly for using the

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term evaporated cane juice and instead of
the words sugar and it's jelly beans food

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label just get go. As if
San Bernardino County aged alleged fraud, claiming

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the company was misleading consumers about how
much sugar the snack actually contained, even

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though the total crams of sugar per
serving was clearly displayed. The case was

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dismissed. Okay, I thought you're
gonna say it was settled outside of court,

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and I was about to lose all
fucking hope for humanity. Next,

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one man sues date for being on
her phone. Okay, you know what

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you went seventeen. You would do
this to me sometimes when you're like trying

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to talk to me and I'm just
all in Fucking Facebook are weird news,

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So I understand where he's coming from. Many people have a story about a

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date gone wrong, but most would
forget about the whole ordeal as soon as

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it was over. A thirty seven
year old man from Austin, Texas,

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however, could not let go of
his bad experience and sued his date.

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Yeah that's really how you seal the
deal. Well, I mean, lawsuits

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are for lovers. I don't know
new Hawthorne hight song. He was so

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offended that his dates spent the time
that they were the movies watching Guardians of

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the Galaxy Volume two texting on her
phone. He claimed her behavior was breaking

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theater rules and affected his movie watching
experience. She agreed to pay him the

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seventeen thirty one for her cinema ticket
if he left her alone. Soon after,

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he withdrew the lawsuit. Did he
get his seventeen dollars venmode back?

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That's probably I'm assuming that's why he
dropped it. This is why I fucking

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hate people right here, because you
know that's the same guy who's like,

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I don't know why I can't find
a girl. I'm a nice guy.

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I love Marvel movies. All I
wanted some you know, some companionship.

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Is it too much to ask for
you not to be on your phone?

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Really? I fucking hate people.
This episode is gonna I should we should

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just rename this Losing Our Faith in
Humanity Part seventeen. Yeah? Literally,

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Okay, I got one here.
The weatherman was wrong. This case demonstrates

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that there are no limits when it
comes to personal injury claims. And Israeli

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woman sued the weatherman from an Israeli
television channel because he didn't predict the weather

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correctly. He had reported good weather, but it rained. Oh man.

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That reminds me we had a weatherman
growing up. He was a weatherman for

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like thirty years where I'm from,
and his name is Bob, and he

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was a meme before memes existed.
He was like okay, because literally he

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would always predict the wrong thing every
single time. He said with snow,

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it didn't snow. He said it
wasn't gonna snow. He said it was

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gonna be seventy degrees, it'd be
negative two. I mean, he was

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so off the mark all the time
that everyone talked about it and they hated

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him, and so I don't know
what happened to him. He lasted for

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like thirty years. Well, I
have a question for you, when we

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finish this real fast. According to
the plain of as a result of the

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weather report, she didn't dress correctly
and suffered the flu. She sued for

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a thousand dollars compensation for missing a
week of work and the money money she

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spent on medication. She won the
case against the TV station and she got

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her damages paid for. Are you
serious? Yes? Okay, let me

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ask you this because I am still
fucking flabbergasted. If you hear that there's

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an eighty percent chance of rain,
what do you think that it's gonna rain?

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But do you think like it's guaranteed
it's gonna rain, or that there's

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an eighty percent chance it's gonna rain, that there's an eighty percent chance it's

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gonna rain. You're wrong. There's
a one hundred percent chance it's gonna rain,

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but it's only going to affect eighty
percent of every area. I did

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not know this, and I feel
like I've lived my entire life as a

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fucking line. Yeah, I didn't
know that. Hey, let me ask

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you a question, Brittany, did
you ever think that Arctica and aunt Arctica?

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Okay, we don't talk about that. Well, you don't talk about

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00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:48.200
that. Okay, pose this question. I want to hear responses, and

406
00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:51.880
then Wednesday's sound stupid. People are
going to mote me for my side.

407
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:55.559
It's not stupid because I asked the
same question to three people at work and

408
00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:57.680
they all agreed with you. So
they really yes. So there is a

409
00:27:57.799 --> 00:28:02.200
group of people not me. I
need to make this, put this out

410
00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:07.240
there because I'm you know, the
mountain you don't even know. But pose

411
00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:10.200
the question about the North Pole and
all this stuff, and then we will

412
00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:15.599
we will follow up the responses on
Wednesday. Okay, all right, So

413
00:28:15.839 --> 00:28:18.960
in the Facebook group, or wherever
you're listening to this um in the Patreon

414
00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:25.000
wherever. What My first question is, what do you think is at the

415
00:28:25.160 --> 00:28:27.720
northernmost point of Earth, at the
North Pole? What do you think is

416
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:33.160
there? Do you think there is
a land there? Secondly, how can

417
00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:38.039
there be an Antarctica without Antarctica?
All right? That's that. That has

418
00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:45.680
been my my fucking conspiracy theory.
This last week. I felt like my

419
00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:48.680
whole life was a lie that I
know nothing about science, and it's it's

420
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.920
been a rough go Yeah, let
us know because I'm actually interested now.

421
00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:55.000
And then, like I said,
well, there's barely a whole reddit threat

422
00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:56.720
about it, but don't look it
up. Answer it, and then you

423
00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:00.680
can look it up and we'll talk
about No one's gonna be stupid except for

424
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:03.640
not me. I say, oh
many, Yeah, you're just too afraid

425
00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:06.960
to come into this well, because
it's one of those that I think could

426
00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:11.920
really put a wedge in our relationship
and I'm just not really at a point

427
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:15.759
that I am confident enough of myself
to handle this. You thought, okay,

428
00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:18.559
we'll talk about Wednesday, But you
thought the same as me on one

429
00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:23.279
of those parts. So it's been
fucking bother ever since? Side note?

430
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:27.240
Did you so? I want to
do an upset about Antarctica in general because

431
00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:33.079
there is this big internet conspiracy that's
wrong saying that you and I couldn't go

432
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:34.920
to an Arctica. You can,
We absolutely can't. We just got to

433
00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:38.279
contact the tour group and fucking go. It is very easy if you have

434
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:41.759
the money to go. Yeah,
But the thing about an article, the

435
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.799
real conspiracy is not the ice walls
and flat earth. We're not. We're

436
00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:48.279
not going there yet. Give us
a few more years and eventually we'll cover

437
00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:52.440
space is fake and flat earth and
all of that. But we didn't.

438
00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:55.119
And I'm gonna I'm gonna make up
some numbers here and it's gonna make sense

439
00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:57.759
later because we'll cover this. And
we didn't discover an article till the eighteen

440
00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:02.319
six h six, that's what say. But and maps that we found from

441
00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:03.799
the fifteen hundreds, I know,
I know there's a three hundred year gap,

442
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:08.000
but I know that that part's correct. Antarctica was on the maps incredibly

443
00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:12.880
detailed, and those maps came from
maps that were hundreds of years older.

444
00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:18.880
So if we didn't discover it as
a as a world, allegedly till the

445
00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:21.759
eighteen hundreds or whenever. How the
hell wasn't on the map? Why is

446
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:23.079
not only why is it on the
map, but why is it accurate?

447
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:27.680
And it's so accurate on some of
these maps from the fifteen hundreds that down

448
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:33.400
to glacier melting points that occurred a
thousand years before the divots are put on

449
00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:37.720
the map. So sure, that
could have been an accident whatever, but

450
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:41.079
that's a weird fucking accident to happen. Like, I also want to look

451
00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:47.079
at the square mile ledge of Antarctica
because it looked to me. I never

452
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:49.759
really studied Antarctica a lot. I
didn't. I wasn't interested in like polar

453
00:30:49.799 --> 00:30:53.319
bears, penguins all yeah, Like
I wasn't interested in that ecosystem. I

454
00:30:53.400 --> 00:31:00.880
was interested in fertile ecosystems, like
you know, the rainforests, temperate forests,

455
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:03.759
things like that, but also the
Amazon, like it's not a fucking

456
00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:08.119
rainforest. Geography is not my strong
suit, I'll be honest, but Antarctica,

457
00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:12.640
from what I've seen over my last
week obsession is fucking huge. I

458
00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:18.160
want to know square footage of it
or square mileage? Yeah, let me

459
00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:21.160
just ask you and then we'll get
back into the strange laws. Do you

460
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:29.640
think the whole UFO system base civilization, depending on which conspiracy we're discussing,

461
00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:33.319
has any basis and an an Antarctica, or do you think that it's more

462
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:37.519
likely that we had an advanced civilization
at one point that did have a hub

463
00:31:37.599 --> 00:31:44.960
there. I think I don't know, because that would be the perfect place

464
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:48.640
to hide because it's an inhabitable by
you know, an average person, and

465
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:55.960
until until relatively recently in our technological
advancement, that this cycle of technological advancement,

466
00:31:56.319 --> 00:31:59.839
there was no way to really go
there. Consistent check. Yeah,

467
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:02.279
yeah, So, I mean it
would be a good hiding spobe. But

468
00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:07.079
I also think under the sea floor
is also a better one, because you

469
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:09.319
know, we can't we can't go
down there, and we don't talk about

470
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:15.480
that trauma deep sea fucking oh okay, anyway, speaking a deep sea the

471
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:20.200
wrong idea about killer whales. A
man's dream was to swim beside a killer

472
00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:23.640
whale, and it went so wrong. He managed to remain behind after Sea

473
00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:28.759
World closed for the day by hiding
from the security guards. When all was

474
00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:30.759
quiet, he entered the tank of
the Orcas, but was killed by the

475
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:37.119
whales. His parents sued SeaWorld for
not publicly warning people that killer whales let

476
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:44.759
me, let me start over.
His parents sued SeaWorld for not publicly warning

477
00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:52.240
that killer whales one more time,
killer whales can kill people. They also

478
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:57.599
accused Sea World of presenting killer whales
as friendly creatures by selling stuff whales in

479
00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:02.079
the gift shop. You can buy
a meglodon stuffy too. You think they're

480
00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:08.519
still friendly, or a bear or
a lion. It's like the whole murder

481
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:14.839
hornet thing. Do you remember this
on YouTube? Was Kyote Peterson was his

482
00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:17.440
name, and he got ontube because
he would go to these places to get

483
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:22.440
bit and stung by shit. So
there was a guy who ended up suing

484
00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:29.640
some organization because he wanted to see
if the hype was real behind murder hornets

485
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:32.599
and was shocked when it was the
most pain he had ever felt in his

486
00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:36.880
entire life and try to sue for
it, and he said that he had

487
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:38.640
no reason to believe it because he
had been stung by regular hornets at his

488
00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:44.079
farm that he grew up on.
I don't think that it should take a

489
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:49.720
very high iq something has murder in
its fucking name to probably just assumed not

490
00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:51.559
to fuck with it, Like,
why would you think, Yeah, it's

491
00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:57.039
probably pretty friendly. It's probably just
average hornet. Yeah, and I understand

492
00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.119
that killer whales probably get their name
from something else entirely, or actually probably

493
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:04.559
doesn't, because scientists are very literal, depending on the generation they're from.

494
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:12.719
But why would you get into that. My faith in humanities is just progressively

495
00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:15.280
falling down the ladder. Well,
let's talk about the foot long sandwich.

496
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:17.320
Oh God, I know where this
is going, and I hate it.

497
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:22.079
The foot long sandwich is not a
foot long, and the year was twenty

498
00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:28.519
sixteen. It started in twenty thirteen
when a teenager measured his subway foot long

499
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:31.960
and it turned out to only be
eleven inches an inch. Did you say

500
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:35.679
it was a teenager? Yeah?
Yeah, we know what else he's using

501
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:39.519
that ruler for. I'm just I'm
just saying teenagers, teenage boys are obsessed

502
00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:45.159
with measuring things. Fast forward three
years and the company was settling a class

503
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:49.400
action lawsuit in court, promising to
make its rolls twelve inches. That's not

504
00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:52.360
how I remember it. They said
it would be twelve inches pre baked because

505
00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:57.519
the doe shrinked. That's that's what
I remember as well. The only people

506
00:34:57.559 --> 00:35:00.079
to benefit from the lawsuit were the
attorneys, who received about five hundred and

507
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:05.679
twenty thousand dollars in fees. The
judge agreed with the activists and legal writer

508
00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:09.199
Theodore Frank that this is not fair
and dismissed the settlement in the entire case.

509
00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:15.239
Okay, so do you remember the
whole five dollars foot long thing when

510
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:21.920
that set ring a bell? So
I remember this was in my hometown,

511
00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:25.039
and I remember this clear as day. There's a subway that used to be

512
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:28.760
a taco bell, and I'm pretty
sure I'm not making this up, but

513
00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:31.400
you can still smell the taco bell, like taco bell leaves behind an odor,

514
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:37.119
an aroma that simply never leaves the
building. Okay, they had a

515
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.239
giant sign, and when I say
giant, I mean three your foot wide

516
00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:43.519
on the you know, like how
they're the glass case, so you can

517
00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:47.480
see the ingredients that showed, h
you know, the sizes of footlongs.

518
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:52.119
And then it had the temperature they
baked it at in the mathematical formula that

519
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:57.360
shows shrinkage. And it said if
you basically try and return this like,

520
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:00.199
we will not honor your return.
If it's less than a foot long.

521
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:05.639
Oh my god. People still tried, and it literally said that if a

522
00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:07.159
manager's not on duty. It got
so bad that they had to have a

523
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:13.000
manager there to accept any returns of
any sort because so many people were trying

524
00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:20.039
to return their sandwich as they take
him home. Measure. Yeah, I

525
00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:22.719
would not work there. I would
just I would just quit on the spot.

526
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:24.119
Why. I think the answer would
have been to have a pre you

527
00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:28.159
know, have a ruler, and
before you fucking start making the sandwich,

528
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:31.239
you show the person it's a foot
long. Then you make the sandwich.

529
00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:38.119
Argue, do you accept this bread? Yeah, like it's five dollars?

530
00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:44.559
Stop being so picky. Okay,
what else he got? Customer disappointed that

531
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:47.199
Red Bull did not energize them.
I thought you were gonna say, did

532
00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:51.400
not give him wings, And I
was about to I was going to end

533
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:57.760
the episode. Year was twenty sixteen. Red Bull's famous slogan red Bull Gives

534
00:36:57.800 --> 00:37:02.079
You Wings got the company in some
troub bowl. A class action lawsuit accused

535
00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:07.400
the company of having misleading ads and
making false claims. Plaintiffs said the energy

536
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:13.000
drink did not give people wings.
Oh my god, they well guys,

537
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:15.880
it's been a great episode. Happy
Monday to everyone, and I will see

538
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:21.880
you later. Even figuratively speaking,
that is, they did not feel energized.

539
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:25.559
They said the company lacked evidence to
claim the beverage could improve one's focus.

540
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:30.800
Red Bulls settled out of the core
and agreed to pay six hundred and

541
00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:37.000
forty thousand dollars six hundred and forty
thousand dollars because someone didn't have the approach.

542
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:38.599
Okay, this is twenty sixteen.
Someone needs to find out when four

543
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:43.400
locos were outlawed. Do you know
what a four loco is? Yeah?

544
00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:45.719
Oh yeah, there was this thing
and this is for them. They can

545
00:37:46.119 --> 00:37:50.519
kill you. It's basically drinking gasoline, is okay. First off, it

546
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:53.320
was the nectar of the fucking gods. How many did you even drink?

547
00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:58.000
That's not you don't drink four loco, you drink whizz. Back in the

548
00:37:58.119 --> 00:38:01.960
day, four loco was my jam. Yeah, this is for the younger

549
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:07.079
audience here. There was this thing
called four loco and it's it's around now,

550
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:09.719
but it's not the fucking same.
It's really not. And it was

551
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:16.320
basically gasoline and a camp like two
hundred and fifty milligrams of caffeine mixed with

552
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:22.039
like the nastiest Uncle Johnny liquor you've
ever had in your fucking life, and

553
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:25.400
you would drink two of these and
you would want to fight everything and everyone.

554
00:38:25.559 --> 00:38:28.840
Yeah, like you would break into
what you would break into a fucking

555
00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:31.519
zoo and fight a killer whale.
I don't know between that and did you

556
00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:34.800
have you ever heard of jacked?
Do you know what jack does? No?

557
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:37.880
I don't that. So jacked was
this pre workout back in the day

558
00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:39.119
when I used to I used to
be in the gym seven days a week,

559
00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:43.440
three three times a day, and
there was this pre workout called jacked,

560
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:45.760
and they had to they had to
take it off the shelves because people's

561
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:51.559
hearts were like stopping and fucking exploding
on this pre workout and it would tell

562
00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:54.199
you, you know exactly how much
to take, so on and so forth.

563
00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:58.880
No one ever. It's funny because
now dry scooping is a new fad

564
00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:01.880
and not new. It's not new
because back then guys would just drive scoop

565
00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:06.360
two things a fucking jacked and then
get slapped in the vase and hit a

566
00:39:06.400 --> 00:39:09.679
pr and then hopefully not die afterwards. So I don't know. People are

567
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:15.400
just soft nowadays. That's the problem. Okay. Underwater injuries. A visit

568
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:20.159
to the Los Angeles branch of Victoria's
Secret turned into a nightmare for one Underwear

569
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:24.760
not underwater, Victoria's Secrets not underwater
anyway. A visit to the Los Angeles

570
00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:30.320
branch of Victoria's Secret turned into a
nightmare for one customer. The incident happened

571
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.039
in two thousand and eight when a
woman was trying on a pair of panties.

572
00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:38.559
A metal piece holding a rhinestone heart. Okay, I'm sorry, I

573
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:43.639
can't. A metal piece holding a
rhinestone heart and place flew off and struck

574
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:46.920
her in the eye. The woman, a traffic officer by vocation, suffered

575
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:52.119
a cut cornea treated with a topical
steroid. Her attorney filed a liability lawsuit

576
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:55.840
seeking an undetermined amount of damages for
the sudden, shocking, and painful incident

577
00:39:57.159 --> 00:40:00.679
that left her with a severe injury. Not only did Victoria's Secret pay it,

578
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:06.480
they gave her a pair of lingerie
for free. Oh my god,

579
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.679
would have been so petty and center. The same ones that fucked her up,

580
00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:15.840
the same ones like personally put like
fifty more hearts on it. I

581
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:17.559
would have put her name in Rhyan
stones. I would have win all fucking

582
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:22.639
out. Okay, we have another
one here, a frightening experience. After

583
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:25.519
a visit to the Haunted House of
Horrors at Universal Studios in Florida, a

584
00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:30.320
woman sued them for psychological trauma.
She claims she was chased with a chainsaw,

585
00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:35.920
albeit defanged. I love that,
that's how they classified it. Defanged

586
00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:38.719
by one of the actors dressed like
a werewolf, and she fell. She

587
00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:43.719
sued not only the actor but everyone
that was involved at the venue. She

588
00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:46.480
had no injuries from her fall,
and subsequently the court dismissed her injury claim.

589
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:52.079
Psychological trauma, the court rule can
be expected when visiting the Haunted House

590
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:57.480
of Horrors. That's just the best
advertisement. If I'm a judge and I

591
00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:01.119
have to sit there and hear somebody
try to tell me that I willingly went

592
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:07.000
to a haunted house and experienced psychological
trauma from a haunted attraction, Yeah,

593
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:12.039
I'm a laugh their ass out of
the court, like this is ridiculous.

594
00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:14.719
Well see what this reminds me?
Off, there's a haunted house. I

595
00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:16.840
believe it's in Tennessee that you sign
a waiver and they're willing to give you

596
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:20.800
an undisclosed amount of money if you
can make it through the night, but

597
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:23.559
they can torture you, simulated drowning, beat the shit out of you the

598
00:41:23.639 --> 00:41:28.440
whole nine. People have been asking
us to cover this for as long as

599
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:30.639
I can remember. The reason I
won't cover it is I had a family

600
00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:35.039
friend who went there, and this
wasn't the kind of guy to exaggerate.

601
00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:39.119
He was like a fifteen year medically
retired marine, good guy, and they

602
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:45.559
disqualified him at the end of the
night because they said that he had said

603
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:49.320
the safe word here, like a
safe word that they'll stop and everything you're

604
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.679
done. Basically, they said he
had said the safe word because he had

605
00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:54.480
made it through the entire night.
That's why I won't cover that, because

606
00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:59.960
that's literally that dude gets I mean, he gets turned on by torture.

607
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:02.440
And he's said that in public interviews, the guy who owns this haunted house,

608
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:08.639
and he's been sued multiple fucking times
because he'll go out of the scope

609
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:13.559
of what he says you'll go through. And I've heard like simulated assaults to

610
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:19.559
like said simulated drownings, him almost
killing people to make sure he doesn't have

611
00:42:19.559 --> 00:42:23.039
to pay this fucking money. It
is. Yeah, it's insane, disgusting.

612
00:42:23.239 --> 00:42:27.039
Yeah, and the fact that he
when you watch the interviews, he's

613
00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:30.360
happy about this, Like he's happy
to say, oh, yeah, I'm

614
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:31.719
the place that he can go.
I can legally torture you in the Continental

615
00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:36.079
US because you say I can.
And it's like, what the actual fuck

616
00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:39.360
is wrong with this, dude?
Yeah, no, thank you. Is

617
00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:47.400
a firefighter's fear of fire. A
disability, Hey, run that back is

618
00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:54.480
a firefighter's fear of fire. A
disability is a scuba diver's fear of getting

619
00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:59.039
wet, a reason that he can't
show up for work on Tuesday. This

620
00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:04.480
happened in twenty Team Shane Prowler from
Houston Fire Department is afraid of fire.

621
00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:07.280
He was reassigned to an office position
so he would not have to come in

622
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:13.119
direct contact contact with what scared him, but he wanted to remain in his

623
00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:19.079
former job with a fire suppression unit. He claimed his fear was a disability

624
00:43:19.639 --> 00:43:25.360
and that he was being discriminated discriminated
against because of his disability. His case

625
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:30.360
made it to the Texas Supreme court, which ruled there was no evidence Prowler

626
00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:36.760
was discriminated against on account of a
disability. Well, wouldn't if your fear

627
00:43:36.840 --> 00:43:38.840
of fire, wouldn't that be the
best job for you, because you're like,

628
00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:47.159
I'm gonna fuck that fire up.
No, I think it would beating.

629
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:52.760
I think that's if anything, that's
it's abilitating. That gives you the

630
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:58.519
ability to face your fear and not
only face it, but like literally snuff

631
00:43:58.559 --> 00:44:01.199
it from existence. It's dehabilitating.
They would not. I would not want

632
00:44:01.239 --> 00:44:05.280
a firefighter who is afraid of fire
to come save me. Yeah, but

633
00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:07.960
I don't think there's like a yelp
for fire individual firefighters only like, oh,

634
00:44:08.039 --> 00:44:10.239
Joey, be down there at the
fire department. You know, three

635
00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:14.320
stars because you fucking trampled my cat. I don't think you can do that.

636
00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:19.840
It's up to the discretion of the
fire department. They should have vetted

637
00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:23.000
him better. Yeah, But also
in their defense, if you're signing up

638
00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:25.320
to be a firefighter, I don't
think that the first question, Hey,

639
00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:29.400
I know it's a silly would ask
you, are you afraid of fire?

640
00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:32.360
No, I would ask that.
Some of the interviews I've done, I

641
00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:37.400
would absolutely ask that oh man,
what this is a story to say for

642
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:39.480
when I'm gonna long up my current
job. But yes, I have a

643
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:44.119
handful of interview questions that I've had
to add over the years, solely because

644
00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:52.719
yeah, all right, explosive bathroom
moments using the Flushmate three toilet proved explosive

645
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:54.760
from any of its users, and
the reason had nothing to do with what

646
00:44:54.840 --> 00:45:00.079
they had eaten. A manufacturing error
was the cause for these explosions, and

647
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:02.880
many people were left injured. Legal
team has managed to get five million dollars

648
00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:09.039
for the injured parties after a toilet
exploded, sending a woman thirteen feet into

649
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:15.440
her ceiling. All right, so
must imagine this. You just had taco

650
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:19.320
bell, We're we're good, doing
a call back. You're you put down

651
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:25.039
three beefy five lair burritos extrnacho cheese. Nature's calling. You know it's gonna

652
00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:28.400
be bad. You know, you
know the decisions you made, and the

653
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:31.760
toilet fights back. I'm sick.
I'm sick of your shit. From a

654
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:38.599
literal standpoint, what my question is
what inside of a Now? Admittedly I'm

655
00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:42.639
not a toilet connoisseurce so I'm not
familiar. Someone else can correct me,

656
00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:46.760
what the fuck inside of a toilet
can explode? Did they fuck up and

657
00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:52.360
they put tannerite in there and just
the methane from the taco bell happened to

658
00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:55.960
hit it a certain degree? How
do you explain that to your husband of

659
00:45:57.039 --> 00:45:59.480
why? Yes, now, not
only replace the fucking toilet, but the

660
00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:04.119
ceiling because you're ninety five pound ass
got thrown into the fucking ceiling by your

661
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:07.960
toilet. How tall are your ceilings
and it launched you thirteen feet and you

662
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:13.239
hit your head on the ceiling.
That sounds like a jackass moment. Well,

663
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:15.239
what it reminds me. I don't
know if you've seen these videos,

664
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:19.280
but there's guys that work at Junkyards
who will put air bags underneath office chairs.

665
00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:23.320
Have you seen these? Yeah?
I can only imagine how. And

666
00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:25.840
then you gotta beat You know,
you're embarrassed because you definitely shit all over

667
00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:30.360
the wall on the way up.
But there's so much that went wrong.

668
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:35.880
I'd sue for more. That's twenty
million dollars right there? That minimum?

669
00:46:36.280 --> 00:46:42.599
All right? What else you got? Kidnappersues, hostages for escaping twelve You

670
00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:46.719
guys have one job as hostages and
you fucked it up. So Jesse Dimmick,

671
00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:52.000
a futitive facing a murder charge,
kidnapped a Kansas couple in September twenty,

672
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:57.000
two thousand and nine. This,
this, this lawsuit is the least

673
00:46:57.039 --> 00:47:00.039
of his troubles if he's facing a
murder charge. At some point he fell

674
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:05.840
asleep and they escaped. They sued
Himmick for over seventy five thousand dollars in

675
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:14.440
damages. His response was to counter
sue for breach of contract? Did they

676
00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:19.559
agree? He claimed that he and
the couple had legally binding oral agreement for

677
00:47:19.679 --> 00:47:23.239
them to hunt for them to hide
him from the police. His case was

678
00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:27.760
dismissed. I love I love this
guy. I love the fucking balls on

679
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:32.000
this guy. Oh you're gonna fucking
sue me? Are you sure? Holy

680
00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:38.519
shit? Facing murder and you aren't. We're about getting off for the murder

681
00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:44.199
charge. Your countersuing to avoid paying
seventy five grand? How do you think

682
00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:45.760
lawyers come up with that number?
That's what I want to know. I

683
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:51.480
have no idea. They have to
have a there a graph like, oh,

684
00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:52.440
if you guys were there for nine
hours, it would have been eighty,

685
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.199
but since it was seven and a
half hours, it was seventy five.

686
00:47:55.400 --> 00:47:59.960
No idea. There's gotta be a
fucking lawyers of lawyers have ties to

687
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:01.480
hit us up. Let us know
how you guys come up with damages for

688
00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:07.480
kidnapping cases. Okay, so the
next one is husband sue's wife over ugly

689
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:12.000
baby. I get this. If
you ever gave me an ugly child.

690
00:48:13.079 --> 00:48:17.639
I'm not saying that I just recently
discovered Spartan lineage. I'm not saying that

691
00:48:17.800 --> 00:48:22.599
something would happen to that child.
I would never. That's a terrible thing

692
00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:25.679
to say. Oh my god,
all I'm saying you sure we can get

693
00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:30.920
plastic surgery done elsewhere? This is
horrible. Yeah, I don't know,

694
00:48:31.960 --> 00:48:36.440
because that is kind of unforgiven because
you have to look at that kid every

695
00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:40.119
fucking day. What the fuck is
wrong? Because it was clearly the wife's

696
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:45.280
fault in the situation. Okay,
the year was twenty twelve. I'm done

697
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:50.360
with you. Do you then sue
the baby for the voice? Boy beats

698
00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:53.920
a pretty girl, boy marries the
girl, They have kids. One similar

699
00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:59.800
tale did not have such a happy
ending, however. Jane Fang from China

700
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:04.800
saw his newborn daughter, who he
said was incredibly ugly, and did not

701
00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:08.440
look like either parents. He accused
his wife of cheating on him on him

702
00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:14.199
at that point, she admitted that
she had several plastic surgeries before they had

703
00:49:14.239 --> 00:49:19.800
met. He sued on the grounds
of false pretenses, claiming she misled him

704
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:24.440
by hiding her cosmetic history. He
won the case, and his wife had

705
00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:29.000
to pay him more than one hundred
and twenty thousand dollars. I get it,

706
00:49:29.800 --> 00:49:31.920
I fucking understand that. See if
it was just like, you're not

707
00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:36.480
that good looking, your wife's a
seven, you're a six, you're rolling

708
00:49:36.559 --> 00:49:40.840
the dice. But the prosthetic how
much prosthetic surgery did she have to have

709
00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:45.519
though, because you would imagine,
well, I guess it's a good surgeon.

710
00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:50.079
There wouldn't be any like like I
want to say symptoms, but that's

711
00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:54.119
not the right word. And he's
scarring anything left behind. I don't know.

712
00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:57.519
I don't like this. I don't
like that one bit. Okay,

713
00:49:57.880 --> 00:50:02.119
Lost pants causes mental suffer When a
client took his pants to Washington, DC

714
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:07.719
dry cleaner, he never imagined he
would never see them again. He sued

715
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:12.239
them for fifty four million dollars when
they lost his pants because the company did

716
00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:16.519
not meet their satisfaction guaranteed promise displayed
in front of the store. He also

717
00:50:16.559 --> 00:50:21.320
claimed the loss pants caused him mental
suffering, and unfortunately for him, he

718
00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:27.280
lost the case. Who in the
right mind thinks fifty four million dollars for

719
00:50:27.400 --> 00:50:30.239
a pair of pants is acceptable?
Do you have any clothes at all that

720
00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:35.960
you're that attached to? That found? No? Okay, all right?

721
00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:40.440
A case of mistaken identity. Wherever
Alan heckerd went, he was mistaken for

722
00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:45.639
the famous basketball star Michael Jordan.
The confusion caused him emotional issues, and

723
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:51.039
he found a personal injury claim against
Michael Jordan and Nike. There was no

724
00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:59.519
resemblance with the sports star and the
claim was dropped. Okay, this dude's

725
00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:02.079
like five foot for and he's a
ginger. I guarantee it. Oh yeah,

726
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:07.400
okay. Hunter is hunted. A
lion mauled during a big Okay,

727
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:13.760
a lion mauled during a big game
hunting safari in Africa? What the fuck?

728
00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:19.079
He decided to Suthe the ammunition manufacturer, Federal Cartridge Company. The plaintiff

729
00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:22.960
was seriously injured when the bullet he
fired at the charging lion failed to stop

730
00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:27.480
the animal after hitting it in it's
shoulder. The angry lion attacked and mauled

731
00:51:27.519 --> 00:51:30.880
the hunter. A federal court dismissed
the case as he was shooting the lion

732
00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:37.840
with nine millimeter Oh my god,
that is a pistol round that has been

733
00:51:37.960 --> 00:51:43.039
proven to not stop some adult men
and women with just one round. And

734
00:51:43.239 --> 00:51:46.559
you brought that to a lion fight. That's what he signed up for.

735
00:51:47.639 --> 00:51:52.320
Lion fight six. That's fucking insane
to me, first off, because you

736
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:55.320
would think you'd have to be some
sort of an established hunter to go on

737
00:51:55.360 --> 00:52:00.960
a big game hunt in safari.
Yeah, and you just like like rolled

738
00:52:01.000 --> 00:52:05.159
up into town and say, hey, I want to do this. Accidentally

739
00:52:05.199 --> 00:52:08.320
found himself on a big game hunt
in the safari. Oh my fucking god.

740
00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:12.679
Okay, I got a couple more
here. Sheep make good companions.

741
00:52:13.599 --> 00:52:19.320
A couple of Massachusetts wanted compensation because
they suffered emotional distress and loss of companionship

742
00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:23.400
after losing seven sheep to the neighbor's
violent dogs. The damage is sought by

743
00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:28.599
the plaintiffs amounted to one hundred and
forty thousand dollars, but the court ruled

744
00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:31.440
did the monetary value of the sheep
to be stated. The couple did not

745
00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:36.840
cooperate and eventually were rewarded one dollar
because they couldn't produce evidence of their value.

746
00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:40.840
This case has a twist, however, as the sheep in question,

747
00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:45.960
we're being there, sorry, the
dog in question was hired to herd the

748
00:52:46.079 --> 00:52:52.960
sheep by the couple. Are you
serious and in the so? Okay,

749
00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:55.960
I would understand that frustration. I
feel like there's more to that story though,

750
00:52:55.960 --> 00:53:00.920
if they refused to present that doesn't
make sense. That doesn't make sense

751
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.199
at all. Yeah, I don't
understand that one bit. Okay, We've

752
00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:07.679
got two more here. Man wants
to legally change his age. A sixty

753
00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:12.800
nine year old Dutchman wanted to legally
changes aid in order age in order to

754
00:53:12.840 --> 00:53:17.599
avoid agism. A mild rattle brand
claimed he felt discriminated against because his real

755
00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:22.440
age was affecting his job prospects,
as well as his chances of success when

756
00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:28.559
Tender, a popular dating app.
The judge explained that many rights and obligations

757
00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:32.920
are age based that changing the legal
age caused many implications. The plaintiff ended

758
00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:37.880
up losing the case. That's just
that's just too much for me, Okay,

759
00:53:38.960 --> 00:53:43.679
I mean I guess that that makes
sense. No, No, it

760
00:53:43.760 --> 00:53:50.119
doesn't. I mean, at sixty
nine you would think that you're aspirations would

761
00:53:50.119 --> 00:53:53.159
just be like to not die Jesus. Okay, that's where I stand.

762
00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:57.960
I don't know. Okay, well, it's the last one. Uber ruins

763
00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:01.840
marriages. A French bi this man
sued Uber for forty eight million dollars,

764
00:54:02.599 --> 00:54:07.239
claiming that a flaw in the rideshare
company's app played a role in the dissolution

765
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:10.480
of his marriage. The businessman said
he borrowed his wife's phone and used it

766
00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:15.079
to log into the Uber app.
He claimed a glitch in the app caused

767
00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:19.039
it to continue sending notifications of his
whereabouts to his wife's phone even after he

768
00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:22.159
logged off, and apparently some of
his movements caused a problem with his wife,

769
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:25.559
and their marriage ended in a divorce. Oh, the result of this

770
00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:30.880
is unknown. That sounds like a
pretty solid case. It sounds like a

771
00:54:30.920 --> 00:54:32.280
solid case. But it also sounds
like like he was doing some shit he

772
00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:37.039
shouldn't have been doing and then got
caught doing it well compared to the rest

773
00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:39.199
of him. That sounds like a
solid case. I mean, that's fair.

774
00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:45.440
And I have heard of not necessarily
Uber, but other apps like continuing

775
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:47.960
to log your location after you gre
off of them and logged out. Yeah

776
00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:51.800
yeah, not a big fan.
All right, Well that's all we got

777
00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:54.800
for this nice Monday episode. We
have a listener stories coming up and the

778
00:54:55.159 --> 00:54:58.960
new arg coming up this week as
well, so it's gonna be a three

779
00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:01.519
episode week. I'm excited to Brittany's
excited, and with that being said in

780
00:55:01.559 --> 00:55:05.599
a spurt, unless anything else you'd
like to add, No, I have

781
00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:07.239
nothing to add apart from answer those
two questions. Let us know over in

782
00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:10.079
the Facebook group. Yes, I
think we're gonna have to add this episode

783
00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:15.719
of the dumbest fucking cases I've ever
heard in my entire life to our never

784
00:55:15.920 --> 00:56:00.920
ending but are always growing tails from
the dark, all the