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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one. The Freak got An author

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Don Van Natta Junior com of eight
to ten. He's writing the new Jerry

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Jones book, the best in the
business at writing those big, long piece

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informative articles kind of undercover reporting a
little bit in a way as well.

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He's outstanding. I think this morning
News eight thirty and fun audio from yesterday

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at nine. Good lord, buckle
up for nine am for right now,

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it's time for a seconds brought to
by advanced tereir restoration. It is the

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scuttle butt, my Kevin. Staring
at the sun for as little as five

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seconds can damage the eyes. Even
longer can make the damage permanent. If

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you are experiencing this today, distortion, dark spots, no good, loss

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of sharpness, No, I think
I'm good. Then you have solar retinopathy.

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Oh there's no treatment, no treatment
for the high damage that's caused by

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the sun. You just hope that
it repairs itself. Your receptors can get

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burned. Sixty seconds, though,
is where they kind of say, that's

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where the permanent damage sits in.
If you're at five, it might just

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be kind of if you stare at
the sun for sixty seconds is a bad

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idea, you're saying, of course
we all know that, but sixty seconds

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total, maybe I don't know.
We all saw a little bit of the

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sun without our goggles on yesterday,
our glasses on yesterday. Whether it's whether

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it's just leaving it on or just
we holded it for a for a second.

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No one was perfect when it came
to that. No, that's true.

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I did what I would. I
would take them off, and then

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I would hand cover the sun and
I would check the cloud stitch in coming.

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Because I was like, all right, I want to make sure,

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hopefully I'm not think I doesn't do
anything, make sure that was gonna be

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a clear spot. How many ding
dongs pulled this move? Hello? Put

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the put the eclipse glasses over the
lens of your camera and tried to take

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a picture of the sun. I
didn't take one picture, So I'm like,

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the world has this covered? Had
that come out? No? Dice?

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Yeah you couldn't tell. I mean
it just looked like a fiery circle

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that was masked by a thick dark
lens. Those glasses are something, huh,

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pretty crazy. It walks out everything
but the sun. Yeah, yeah,

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but I mean, when I'm looking
at it and the cloud covered it,

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it disappears. Yeah, like they're
just that was insane, very impressive,

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little cheap glasses. But now we
all have them, and I'm playing

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on kind of just keeping an eye
on the sun now in the days that

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follow, just to see what happens. Yeah, because no one. I

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mean, look what eighty percent of
people are looking up there yesterday today,

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no one. No one is looking
at the sun. Sisly who knows what

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the sun is actually up to unless
there's a major event. That's why I'd

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like to take that helm. I'm
gonna keep keep an eye on the sun.

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Can you give us like daily sun
updates? Yes? I can.

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Okay, the sun by the day, it's closer and closer to taking us

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over. Mm wait what global warming
talk? Okay on your home of global

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warming talk? Nice that it always
goes over? Well, right, does

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it? Sure? We're either that
or we say what we want. People

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are fighting that the club's getting hotter. Honestly, I don't know which is

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worse. That's why it needs to
be ninety seven won the food. I

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think we all agree that that is
the way to get That's the format change

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that we're pushing for. I mean, you mentioned fluff for nutters, and

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our text blew up. Call talk
about anything we want to talk about,

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you know what they trickle in and
we appreciate the interaction. But you mentioned

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marshmallow on a sandwich and everyone goes
crazy. The phone lines were lighting up.

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I just didn't. I declined.
Ninety sevent won the food. So

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the weather channels posted a list of
symptoms to look out for. Headaches,

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blurred vision and a blind spot and
one or both eyes usually results itself on

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its own, unless your receptors were
completely burned and damage forever. I will

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say last night I was going a
little bit of a headache. Yeare today

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for sure, and then you're going
into that whole COVID world of a few

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I think I'm I think I'm sick, and you're just look at yourself and

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Sam panicking, Yeah, panicking,
panicing. I think I have a headache.

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You think you have a headache because
I I'm just the power of our

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brain is ridiculous, The things that
we can talk ourselves into when everything's probably

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fine. Cash and we were not
stoned, but it was a very stone

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conversation last week about our headaches real? Oh my, go on, doctors.

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Yes, I think migrains are real. I guess headaches are real.

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I don't know. Speak more about
that. Well that we didn't get too

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far. But once the more we
talked about it, I was like,

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wait, our headaches real or imagined? I mean, yeah, if you're

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hungover, you can have a thump
and thumping head and you know, certainly

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it's part of another sickness. But
are you asking I think people use headaches

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a lot more often than headaches actually
exist. Are you asking, is that

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the headache actually a pain in your
brain? Maybe? Because that I just

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think is not true. I don't
get headaches unless there's a unless I'm sick,

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or if I drink too much.
You just don't get headache, right,

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So other than self inflicted headaches,
yes, our headaches real? And

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are you saying there's debate on if
that's actually a pain in your head?

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A headache is not actually a pain
in your brain. Most headaches happen in

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the nerves, blood, vessels,
and muscles that cover a person's head or

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neck. So if you have next
soreness that could lead to a headache or

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something like that. We're still working
on it, but yes, they are

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real. This is what I'm reading. You just google our headaches real.

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Yeah, getting a lot of Yes, headaches are real. Well, I

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know everyone you know, let's go. I agree with this move. Another

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thing we had people have been this
is no evidence of this. People have

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claim to have eclipsed sickness. One
lady even said that it knocked her off

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her menstrual cycle. Oh, which
I can see that we are creatures.

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Women are created the moon, right, yes, no, the moon cycle

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created by the moon. Well,
the moon cycle is keep going. The

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mistral cycle is about the moon,
right it is. You think our monthly

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pain comes from the moon. Not
only it comes from the moon. I

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think it revolves around the moon.
It revolves around so it is a cycle.

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Experiens are the moon the moon?
Well, is the only connection that

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they do happen monthly and is one
It is the human one of reaction to

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the moon, between the moon and
God. Well, we have to have

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to close out our headaches reel to
get to this information. Yeah, are

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they coincidentally both just monthly. It's
funny that you're even looking that up because

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based on you know what you've just
said, I thought you were licensed obgy.

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Yeah, well, I guess what
I'm saying is less. Uh,

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there's nothing definitive about what I'm saying. But what I am saying is that

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there is a sinking up with the
moon. They all don't happen on the

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same day. I didn't say that, Well, how is it sync up

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with the moon? I think when
the moon cycles change, that could speed

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up or de lay a period.
You have no idea what you're talking.

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You have absolutely no idea what you're
saying right now. Hold on, he's

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kind of go on, Kevin,
Well we can talk about this, right.

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I thought, just the coincidence that
they both are have mon Well,

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what's the moon's monthly exactly? I
don't know. Jesus, move on again.

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We're over two exactly. If you're
a female and you can clarify what

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Kevin Turner is trying to talk about
right now here, our number is two,

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one, four, seven eight.
We love to hear from you.

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There they come, here, they
come. Did nothing come up when you

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search? That is my creation in
any way tied to the moon. I

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gave up. But there was some
talk about the moon sinking up with periods.

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There was some talk exactly I don't
have any concrete information on one college

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football message board he found, so
let's go ahead and say it's true.

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Alicia Alvarez brought her second child into
the world when she rushed to the hospital

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to deliver Soul Celeste Alvarez at one
four minutes before the moon closed in the

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sun. Okay, wait before though, well but still, but twelve twenty

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three is when it started. So
soul sol as Soul was Celeste Soul Celeste.

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Okay, I like it. Four
The baby was like due next week,

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and right when the moon started covering
the sun, her water broke and

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they pushed that thing out in ten
minutes. That's not how it worked either.

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Have you ever seen a woman naked? No? At least one person

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says, I blanking love KT but
just one? Is it signed? Missus

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Turner? You take your one and
my mom does not a text? So,

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uh, your mom doesn't know how
to text. She's my age and

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she doesn't like technology. Respect.
Florida woman shot at cars in the highway

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blamed it on the eclipse. She's
facing a timpted murder charge, as she

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said God told her to do it
because of the eclipse. Okay, she

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saw God and she looked up.
I said, I'm started shooting at people.

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That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Did he come back yesterday?

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By the way, Jesus? Yeah? Or god? We did dangle carry

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off the Memorial Tower. Is that
as close as we got? We got

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to the rapture? Yeah, to
the rapture. Okay, just checking.

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Well, I don't know, I
didn't see on Twitter. If Jesus comes

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back, we're going to find out
about on Twitter. Okay, this is

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very flimsy here. We have a
period taller. Okay, this should probably

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this will clear everything out. Really, hell, Hi, you're on the

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freak, make it quick, because
I got the peacock story. I want

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to get to Hey. So,
apparently there is some synchronization between the orbital

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moon and your period. I've never
googled it, but I did do a

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search and it said that there was
a seventeen percent. I guess they did

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a test. Yeah, and that
is a thing. So yeah, and

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I mean if it, if it
means anything, I started my period yesterday

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after the eclipse. How are you
feeling right now? I'm feeling hungry and

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tired. Do you think headaches are
real? I don't really get a headaches.

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But my boyfriend's always complaining about a
headache, knowing us they're real mm

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hmm. Yeah, there's a lot
of people complaining, but no proof.

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He's going to be complaining about headaches
a lot this week. M Oh,

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I know, I know it.
I called him on my way in earlier

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and uh, because I'm driving to
work, and uh, he told me

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he doesn't feel very well. Yeah, it's because you started your period yesterday.

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We get it. Do you like
he started his too? I don't

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know. Maybe it was the eclipse. He's manstrating. Hey, do you

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like Steve Vai or Joe Satrianni?
I have never heard of either of those.

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All right, good. I was
just gonna try to make your period

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better. But that's okay. Happy
period, and thank you for calling.

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We love you. Happy period.
So how to your boyfriend? My first

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time calling in. I'm I'm excited
I got through. You did really good.

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It's actually really easy to get through. Yeah, thanks for calling.

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A good day. Bye. Yeah, we haven't built a wall around the

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phone. The Moon's gravitational pool,
according to India Times dot Com, So

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if you have a problem with the
Indian people, that's on you. The

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Moon's a gravitational pool is said to
influence the release of hormones like estrogen,

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which play a crucial role in regulating
the menstrual cycle. Kevin vindicated by Boom

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Let's Talk peacocks DFW, Big story
here in the world of Florida. Mike,

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Okay, there's a neighborhood. They
have a lot of peacocks, right,

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i'n't had a lot of blue jays
lately, by the way. Really,

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yeah, they've been banging. Do
you ever have a nice oriole?

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Oh? I love the oriole.
I saw a beautiful oriole. It's a

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striking bird. Beautiful. But I
don't really know the name of any birds

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that don't have baseball teams. Yeah, red birds, you know, the

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cardinals, blue jays, other than
you know, seagulls and pelican, pelican,

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the two pelicane. So here is
this neighborhood in Florida where they have

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beautiful peacocks. But you have it's
more proof that old people like to complain

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about stuff. Because one lady's mad
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Uh GJ mind cranking me up here. The group of pretty peacocks is getting

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the boot from an Orlando neighborhood.
The city is looking to trap and move

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them. Fox thirty five Stephanie both
Monty's live in Orlando. Yes, a

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lot of people in the neighborhood love
the peacocks. The peacocks are normally kind

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of walking around the neighborhood during the
day. At night, if you kind

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of pan up the camera, you
could see they're sleeping up in the trees.

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And they've been in this area for
decades. They're beautiful. Even the

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sound of them makes me happy.
But after I complained from a resident about

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the peacocks being a health issue and
damaging their property, city Commissioner Patty Sheehan

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stepped in. I went and there
was three three inches of poop all over

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their front yard. There was poop
all over their cars and all over the

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roof of their house. And I'm
like, wow, I wouldn't want to

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live like this. Commissioner she hand
says, the issue everybody's feeding them,

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and the more you feed, the
more you're gonna have. We could from

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having fifteen or twenty peacocks to having
almost one hundred. However, many longtime

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residents are upset. The neighborhood's identity
is from the peacocks. It's a symbol

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of our neighborhood. They belong in
this neighborhood. They've always been in this

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neighborhood, and there's no reason to
be removing them for now. Reporting live

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in Orlando, Stephanie buf Monty,
Fox thirty five News. Great story,

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Stephanie, all right, number one. Jeez, yeah, three inches three

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inches of peacock pooh on everything.
You're a liar. You're a liar,

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lady. She looked like a liar. Did. Yeah. I don't like

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them, but she has this this
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city. I'll yeah, I'll go
check. I'll come by your house and

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take a look, and you see
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We move to this street called Bourbon
Street, and I'll be damned if there

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aren't people out all night and throwing
up. Well, huh, I mean

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you kind of I don't know.
Didn't you do the research on zillow?

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You ol batty? God almighty,
I thought that was interesting. I mean,

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seriously, they've been there for decades, there's hundreds of them. Don't

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move to that neighborhood. Yeah,
maybe just do that. Don't move there

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to Peacock Creek Florida terrible. Someone
said, I just caught the tail end

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of this, but the moon cycles
do relate to ovulation, especially for outdoor

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creatures or cultures. Outdoor cultures,
it was common for people to get married

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during full Moon's a lot more to
say. But KT ain't crazy. Thank

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you, but don't look, I
don't discore. Lift me up the facts

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that have been presented. After a
very half baked theory was thrown out there,

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it's like, maybe have a leg
to stand on for the issue these

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wacky statements, and then and then
he does the research in the segment and

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then claims vindicator brought it up.
I would have never brought it up.

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I heard one time about this,
Yes, did you make this big stance?

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That's what radio is, just loose
premises and making it bigger than it

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actually is. I thought radio was
about like preparation and knowing what you're talking

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about before you present an idea or
a thought perspiration. Last story, I

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saw a headline that that Jordan Speith
is going to break out a brand new

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hat on Thursday, and I immediately
thought, is he gonna do the underwater

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hat? If you have an above
water hat, do not take that thing

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into the water with you, or
it could really heavy with all the water.

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I mean it could ruin that hat. It could ruin possibly the entire

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weekend. I've seen people pop up
from underneath water with a water soaked above

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water hat and then their nap just
snacks right off. What like That sort

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of validates our dumb conversations because that
is the most insane thing. And even

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if he hadn't have screwed up the
punchline, think about what it was going

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to be. The actual premise is
that there's an underwater hat. So you're

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saying Jordan's peeth might be wearing an
overwater hat and fallen to Ray's Creek at

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Augusta and well behead himself. It's
the under Armour's stealth form hat. The

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under Armour stealth form offers a molded, seamless construction to provide a custom fit

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that's breatheable, wicking, and washable. Now do you guys know what wicking

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is? Do you like the material
or what it actually is? It's it's

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sucks off the sweat from your body
and pushes it to the outside. Wicking

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materials like moisture wicking socks take the
moisture of your feet, and it sucks

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them through the fabric and then they
get to the outside of the sock and

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that's now where the moisture is.
You sound like a man that's really done

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your research on this. See if
it's verbatim or the definition of wicked?

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I'mike Kevin wicking. I can't say
that on the radio. Oh you're an

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urban dictionary. Okay. What is
the act of dipping ones junk into the

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mouth of another sleeping person? Or
why you turn it around on the middle

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of reading? What is wrong with
you? It's known to be an adolescent

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rank it's basically tea bagging. Did
you see it? Dave? Totally wicked

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Brad example sentence. Yeah, but
you do it when they're sleeping with their

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mouth open. Yeah, yeah,
that's wicking and wash you're you're sick.

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What's not funny about that? Nothing? Well, there is just not about

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four. I think we help a
lot of people today. Keo yep.

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Coming up next worth the price of
admission. We'll roll out the red carpet

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for Don van Nada, who is
writing the book. Hope's Gerald Jones?

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All right, interesting stuff? Next
to he seven won the freaking