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scuttle butt, my Kevin. Staring at the sun for as little as five
seconds can damage the eyes. Even longer can make the damage permanent. If
you are experiencing this today, distortion, dark spots, no good, loss
of sharpness, No, I think I'm good. Then you have solar retinopathy.
Oh there's no treatment, no treatment for the high damage that's caused by
the sun. You just hope that it repairs itself. Your receptors can get
burned. Sixty seconds, though, is where they kind of say, that's
where the permanent damage sits in. If you're at five, it might just
be kind of if you stare at the sun for sixty seconds is a bad
idea, you're saying, of course we all know that, but sixty seconds
total, maybe I don't know. We all saw a little bit of the
sun without our goggles on yesterday, our glasses on yesterday. Whether it's whether
it's just leaving it on or just we holded it for a for a second.
No one was perfect when it came to that. No, that's true.
I did what I would. I would take them off, and then
I would hand cover the sun and I would check the cloud stitch in coming.
Because I was like, all right, I want to make sure,
hopefully I'm not think I doesn't do anything, make sure that was gonna be
a clear spot. How many ding dongs pulled this move? Hello? Put
the put the eclipse glasses over the lens of your camera and tried to take
a picture of the sun. I didn't take one picture, So I'm like,
the world has this covered? Had that come out? No? Dice?
Yeah you couldn't tell. I mean it just looked like a fiery circle
that was masked by a thick dark lens. Those glasses are something, huh,
pretty crazy. It walks out everything but the sun. Yeah, yeah,
but I mean, when I'm looking at it and the cloud covered it,
it disappears. Yeah, like they're just that was insane, very impressive,
little cheap glasses. But now we all have them, and I'm playing
on kind of just keeping an eye on the sun now in the days that
follow, just to see what happens. Yeah, because no one. I
mean, look what eighty percent of people are looking up there yesterday today,
no one. No one is looking at the sun. Sisly who knows what
the sun is actually up to unless there's a major event. That's why I'd
like to take that helm. I'm gonna keep keep an eye on the sun.
Can you give us like daily sun updates? Yes? I can.
Okay, the sun by the day, it's closer and closer to taking us
over. Mm wait what global warming talk? Okay on your home of global
warming talk? Nice that it always goes over? Well, right, does
it? Sure? We're either that or we say what we want. People
are fighting that the club's getting hotter. Honestly, I don't know which is
worse. That's why it needs to be ninety seven won the food. I
think we all agree that that is the way to get That's the format change
that we're pushing for. I mean, you mentioned fluff for nutters, and
our text blew up. Call talk about anything we want to talk about,
you know what they trickle in and we appreciate the interaction. But you mentioned
marshmallow on a sandwich and everyone goes crazy. The phone lines were lighting up.
I just didn't. I declined. Ninety sevent won the food. So
the weather channels posted a list of symptoms to look out for. Headaches,
blurred vision and a blind spot and one or both eyes usually results itself on
its own, unless your receptors were completely burned and damage forever. I will
say last night I was going a little bit of a headache. Yeare today
for sure, and then you're going into that whole COVID world of a few
I think I'm I think I'm sick, and you're just look at yourself and
Sam panicking, Yeah, panicking, panicing. I think I have a headache.
You think you have a headache because I I'm just the power of our
brain is ridiculous, The things that we can talk ourselves into when everything's probably
fine. Cash and we were not stoned, but it was a very stone
conversation last week about our headaches real? Oh my, go on, doctors.
Yes, I think migrains are real. I guess headaches are real.
I don't know. Speak more about that. Well that we didn't get too
far. But once the more we talked about it, I was like,
wait, our headaches real or imagined? I mean, yeah, if you're
hungover, you can have a thump and thumping head and you know, certainly
it's part of another sickness. But are you asking I think people use headaches
a lot more often than headaches actually exist. Are you asking, is that
the headache actually a pain in your brain? Maybe? Because that I just
think is not true. I don't get headaches unless there's a unless I'm sick,
or if I drink too much. You just don't get headache, right,
So other than self inflicted headaches, yes, our headaches real? And
are you saying there's debate on if that's actually a pain in your head?
A headache is not actually a pain in your brain. Most headaches happen in
the nerves, blood, vessels, and muscles that cover a person's head or
neck. So if you have next soreness that could lead to a headache or
something like that. We're still working on it, but yes, they are
real. This is what I'm reading. You just google our headaches real.
Yeah, getting a lot of Yes, headaches are real. Well, I
know everyone you know, let's go. I agree with this move. Another
thing we had people have been this is no evidence of this. People have
claim to have eclipsed sickness. One lady even said that it knocked her off
her menstrual cycle. Oh, which I can see that we are creatures.
Women are created the moon, right, yes, no, the moon cycle
created by the moon. Well, the moon cycle is keep going. The
mistral cycle is about the moon, right it is. You think our monthly
pain comes from the moon. Not only it comes from the moon. I
think it revolves around the moon. It revolves around so it is a cycle.
Experiens are the moon the moon? Well, is the only connection that
they do happen monthly and is one It is the human one of reaction to
the moon, between the moon and God. Well, we have to have
to close out our headaches reel to get to this information. Yeah, are
they coincidentally both just monthly. It's funny that you're even looking that up because
based on you know what you've just said, I thought you were licensed obgy.
Yeah, well, I guess what I'm saying is less. Uh,
there's nothing definitive about what I'm saying. But what I am saying is that
there is a sinking up with the moon. They all don't happen on the
same day. I didn't say that, Well, how is it sync up
with the moon? I think when the moon cycles change, that could speed
up or de lay a period. You have no idea what you're talking.
You have absolutely no idea what you're saying right now. Hold on, he's
kind of go on, Kevin, Well we can talk about this, right.
I thought, just the coincidence that they both are have mon Well,
what's the moon's monthly exactly? I don't know. Jesus, move on again.
We're over two exactly. If you're a female and you can clarify what
Kevin Turner is trying to talk about right now here, our number is two,
one, four, seven eight. We love to hear from you.
There they come, here, they come. Did nothing come up when you
search? That is my creation in any way tied to the moon. I
gave up. But there was some talk about the moon sinking up with periods.
There was some talk exactly I don't have any concrete information on one college
football message board he found, so let's go ahead and say it's true.
Alicia Alvarez brought her second child into the world when she rushed to the hospital
to deliver Soul Celeste Alvarez at one four minutes before the moon closed in the
sun. Okay, wait before though, well but still, but twelve twenty
three is when it started. So soul sol as Soul was Celeste Soul Celeste.
Okay, I like it. Four The baby was like due next week,
and right when the moon started covering the sun, her water broke and
they pushed that thing out in ten minutes. That's not how it worked either.
Have you ever seen a woman naked? No? At least one person
says, I blanking love KT but just one? Is it signed? Missus
Turner? You take your one and my mom does not a text? So,
uh, your mom doesn't know how to text. She's my age and
she doesn't like technology. Respect. Florida woman shot at cars in the highway
blamed it on the eclipse. She's facing a timpted murder charge, as she
said God told her to do it because of the eclipse. Okay, she
saw God and she looked up. I said, I'm started shooting at people.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Did he come back yesterday?
By the way, Jesus? Yeah? Or god? We did dangle carry
off the Memorial Tower. Is that as close as we got? We got
to the rapture? Yeah, to the rapture. Okay, just checking.
Well, I don't know, I didn't see on Twitter. If Jesus comes
back, we're going to find out about on Twitter. Okay, this is
very flimsy here. We have a period taller. Okay, this should probably
this will clear everything out. Really, hell, Hi, you're on the
freak, make it quick, because I got the peacock story. I want
to get to Hey. So, apparently there is some synchronization between the orbital
moon and your period. I've never googled it, but I did do a
search and it said that there was a seventeen percent. I guess they did
a test. Yeah, and that is a thing. So yeah, and
I mean if it, if it means anything, I started my period yesterday
after the eclipse. How are you feeling right now? I'm feeling hungry and
tired. Do you think headaches are real? I don't really get a headaches.
But my boyfriend's always complaining about a headache, knowing us they're real mm
hmm. Yeah, there's a lot of people complaining, but no proof.
He's going to be complaining about headaches a lot this week. M Oh,
I know, I know it. I called him on my way in earlier
and uh, because I'm driving to work, and uh, he told me
he doesn't feel very well. Yeah, it's because you started your period yesterday.
We get it. Do you like he started his too? I don't
know. Maybe it was the eclipse. He's manstrating. Hey, do you
like Steve Vai or Joe Satrianni? I have never heard of either of those.
All right, good. I was just gonna try to make your period
better. But that's okay. Happy period, and thank you for calling.
We love you. Happy period. So how to your boyfriend? My first
time calling in. I'm I'm excited I got through. You did really good.
It's actually really easy to get through. Yeah, thanks for calling.
A good day. Bye. Yeah, we haven't built a wall around the
phone. The Moon's gravitational pool, according to India Times dot Com, So
if you have a problem with the Indian people, that's on you. The
Moon's a gravitational pool is said to influence the release of hormones like estrogen,
which play a crucial role in regulating the menstrual cycle. Kevin vindicated by Boom
Let's Talk peacocks DFW, Big story here in the world of Florida. Mike,
Okay, there's a neighborhood. They have a lot of peacocks, right,
i'n't had a lot of blue jays lately, by the way. Really,
yeah, they've been banging. Do you ever have a nice oriole?
Oh? I love the oriole. I saw a beautiful oriole. It's a
striking bird. Beautiful. But I don't really know the name of any birds
that don't have baseball teams. Yeah, red birds, you know, the
cardinals, blue jays, other than you know, seagulls and pelican, pelican,
the two pelicane. So here is this neighborhood in Florida where they have
beautiful peacocks. But you have it's more proof that old people like to complain
about stuff. Because one lady's mad and she complained to the city manager.
Uh GJ mind cranking me up here. The group of pretty peacocks is getting
the boot from an Orlando neighborhood. The city is looking to trap and move
them. Fox thirty five Stephanie both Monty's live in Orlando. Yes, a
lot of people in the neighborhood love the peacocks. The peacocks are normally kind
of walking around the neighborhood during the day. At night, if you kind
of pan up the camera, you could see they're sleeping up in the trees.
And they've been in this area for decades. They're beautiful. Even the
sound of them makes me happy. But after I complained from a resident about
the peacocks being a health issue and damaging their property, city Commissioner Patty Sheehan
stepped in. I went and there was three three inches of poop all over
their front yard. There was poop all over their cars and all over the
roof of their house. And I'm like, wow, I wouldn't want to
live like this. Commissioner she hand says, the issue everybody's feeding them,
and the more you feed, the more you're gonna have. We could from
having fifteen or twenty peacocks to having almost one hundred. However, many longtime
residents are upset. The neighborhood's identity is from the peacocks. It's a symbol
of our neighborhood. They belong in this neighborhood. They've always been in this
neighborhood, and there's no reason to be removing them for now. Reporting live
in Orlando, Stephanie buf Monty, Fox thirty five News. Great story,
Stephanie, all right, number one. Jeez, yeah, three inches three
inches of peacock pooh on everything. You're a liar. You're a liar,
lady. She looked like a liar. Did. Yeah. I don't like
them, but she has this this way. So one person and then the
city. I'll yeah, I'll go check. I'll come by your house and
take a look, and you see the three inch three inches of poop.
We move to this street called Bourbon Street, and I'll be damned if there
aren't people out all night and throwing up. Well, huh, I mean
you kind of I don't know. Didn't you do the research on zillow?
You ol batty? God almighty, I thought that was interesting. I mean,
seriously, they've been there for decades, there's hundreds of them. Don't
move to that neighborhood. Yeah, maybe just do that. Don't move there
to Peacock Creek Florida terrible. Someone said, I just caught the tail end
of this, but the moon cycles do relate to ovulation, especially for outdoor
creatures or cultures. Outdoor cultures, it was common for people to get married
during full Moon's a lot more to say. But KT ain't crazy. Thank
you, but don't look, I don't discore. Lift me up the facts
that have been presented. After a very half baked theory was thrown out there,
it's like, maybe have a leg to stand on for the issue these
wacky statements, and then and then he does the research in the segment and
then claims vindicator brought it up. I would have never brought it up.
I heard one time about this, Yes, did you make this big stance?
That's what radio is, just loose premises and making it bigger than it
actually is. I thought radio was about like preparation and knowing what you're talking
about before you present an idea or a thought perspiration. Last story, I
saw a headline that that Jordan Speith is going to break out a brand new
hat on Thursday, and I immediately thought, is he gonna do the underwater
hat? If you have an above water hat, do not take that thing
into the water with you, or it could really heavy with all the water.
I mean it could ruin that hat. It could ruin possibly the entire
weekend. I've seen people pop up from underneath water with a water soaked above
water hat and then their nap just snacks right off. What like That sort
of validates our dumb conversations because that is the most insane thing. And even
if he hadn't have screwed up the punchline, think about what it was going
to be. The actual premise is that there's an underwater hat. So you're
saying Jordan's peeth might be wearing an overwater hat and fallen to Ray's Creek at
Augusta and well behead himself. It's the under Armour's stealth form hat. The
under Armour stealth form offers a molded, seamless construction to provide a custom fit
that's breatheable, wicking, and washable. Now do you guys know what wicking
is? Do you like the material or what it actually is? It's it's
sucks off the sweat from your body and pushes it to the outside. Wicking
materials like moisture wicking socks take the moisture of your feet, and it sucks
them through the fabric and then they get to the outside of the sock and
that's now where the moisture is. You sound like a man that's really done
your research on this. See if it's verbatim or the definition of wicked?
I'mike Kevin wicking. I can't say that on the radio. Oh you're an
urban dictionary. Okay. What is the act of dipping ones junk into the
mouth of another sleeping person? Or why you turn it around on the middle
of reading? What is wrong with you? It's known to be an adolescent
rank it's basically tea bagging. Did you see it? Dave? Totally wicked
Brad example sentence. Yeah, but you do it when they're sleeping with their
mouth open. Yeah, yeah, that's wicking and wash you're you're sick.
What's not funny about that? Nothing? Well, there is just not about
four. I think we help a lot of people today. Keo yep.
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