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Welcome to you Softcore History. Hello
and welcome back to Softcore History. My

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name is Jake Goldman. I'll be
your host for today. I'm joined here

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by my two co hosts, Rob
Fox and Dan Rojester. How's it going?

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What is this? It's fun,
he's just having fun. I'm bringing

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the energy. I'm bringing it.
That's usually Dan's job. Yeah, yeah,

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the energy. Yeah, everything content, the substance. We just kind

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of sit here like two farts and
our man's playing history, do you guys.

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Yes, that's the premise of the
show. Dan Dan just kind of

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like riffs. Dan just kind of
knows everything about what's happened throughout, and

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then Rob just throws in unnecessary quips
too much. I'm where the gabby A

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lot of the gabbing really comes from. But yeah, we're a history podcast.

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We cover a bunch of stuff.
If you haven't heard us before,

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we talk about the things that are
maybe not covered in the history books,

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you know, the stuff your professors
don't talk about. Yeah, you gotta

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you want to read our ship,
you gotta go to like Wikipedia. That's

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what a commentary said the other day
on the YouTube thing. Right, It's

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like I better the catacombs. Motherfucker. That was such a weird flex.

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It's like cool, get off of
Wikipedia and get your ass in the catacombs,

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I guess. Man like Dan,
Dan, I mean, you don't

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learn anything inherently just from being in
a catacly Listen. I played The Assassin's

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Creed too as well, and I've
been in those catacombs. I blame Dan

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for this comment. Dam won't shoot
on location in the catacombs. I'm begging

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him, talk about, like,
if anyone wants to take this podcast seriously,

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we need to be inside a fucking
tunnel full of skulls. Yeah,

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who knows what's down there. He
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not the Parisian ones that people get
lost in and die. He said,

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he just said Roman Roman. Then
it's the Roman, very broad in

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theory, though I couldn't no,
never mind anyway, it's even the description

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though obviously source Wikipedia is in the
name soft core. If we were what

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do you want? If we were
the other kind of core, we'd be

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Dan. It starts out, the
podcast starts out with my wife doing a

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porno voice, talented mouth. Yes, what your wife's very talented mouth?

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Yeah, yes, I've told that
for years. Well, today we're gonna

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talk about one of my favorite topics
of all time, one of my favorite

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things to do, sitting the bar
high wander through the catacombs. No,

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no, that's I'm too scared,
too scart. That is like a top

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five worse way for me to die. I feel like he's getting lost in

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those catacombs and pain. I want
to go in them. I just like,

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what would be worse? Getting lost
in the catacombs down below Italy or

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getting lost in like a server space
endless warehouses full like Facebook servers. Yeah,

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uh where it's just a maze of
technology. Oh no, one is

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a bunch of dead people, and
one will probably cause the destruction of all

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people. So like, at least
in the in the server, you just

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start pulling wires, someone will combine. Right, Yeah, wait, what

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are you doing? Yeah, if
you're dying in a catacomb, I mean

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you're already You're where you're supposed to
be. It is kind of a weird

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reminder to be like dying. Yeah, but at least you're properly buried.

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Yeah, you didn't die in a
death space? Yeah, which is efficient,

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certainly it is. That's kind of
like nice of you to die there.

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Dare I say green? Very green? Yeah, very green. People

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don't understand that hearses actually make up
of all carbon emissions from automobiles. I

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know. I haven't actually thought about
how much of a carbon footprint the funeral

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game is responsible. Think about the
bodies they're cremating down there. I think

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of all those Costco caskets that don't
close and don't close. Thiss got to

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be the worst review of any product
I've ever read. One star, doesn't

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close, won't refund. I just
want to be able to buy it in

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store, and it's annoying. You
can only get it online if you want

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to throw it in a cart.
There's just some like if you go to

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the back right corner past the hot
dog place, people don't normally go back

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here, but in Costco, if
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there's usually some lurch looking motherfucker back
there, and if you ask him nicely,

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he'll take you to the cold room
where the caskets are. God,

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he's a bad I would just be
a fun thing to like film people's reaction

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to you just get like a two
hundred pack of uh like Doritos, lunches

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like lunch bag chips, and then
like a child's casket, you fill the

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casket with the doritos. No,
it's just you're just you're just buying two

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things. It's a one stop shop. Yeah, get everything. It's America,

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man. Yeah, we're gonna be
talking about partying party in real heart.

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Oh sick bro. Yeah, I
love partying. Took my favorite ding

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party and partying. Love the party. How do you guys like to party?

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I almost wore wore a Hawaiian shirt
tonight. Oh that's pretty hard partying.

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Damn parties wearing flip flops. Oh
me too. It's party central,

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baby, So we can actually just
kind of monetize that section of the internet.

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WI the feet party. God,
we gotta be all over it by

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now. We just cracked three thousand
subscribers on YouTube. Oh dude, it's

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because I'm showing the test we get. We go toes out like here,

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bo, that's another five hundred people. If you're on the YouTube, you

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can see us flex in our tosies. But yeah, this is actually the

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first party I mean to talk about
is a party that happened in Philly.

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The Philly Party is that the bar
tab is the bar tab Philadelphia, September

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seventeen eighty seven. George Washington,
respected war hero, is about to become

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one of the most important people in
history. The First Constitutional Convention is coming

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to a close, and George has
just been elected to be the first President

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of the US. He's also two
days away from sitting what will become possibly

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the single most important document since the
Magna Carta and probably now looking back,

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one of the most important documents of
all time as well, what the US

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Constitution? Yes, yeah, Now
keep in mind, I still want to

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do my episode on this. But
George Washington orchestrated this entire thing, the

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bartzab Yeah, dude, nah yeah, well yeah, yeah, dude.

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He's cool the fucking like he's the
puppet master. Yeah. But what big

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revel America? Yeah all right,
oh yeah this, Oh shucks. I

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don't want to be king act Yeah
yeah, all right, George, I

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don't want to be king. I
want to be a god. It's kind

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of cool. Yeah, I mean, you know, my favorite image of

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him is the naked one, the
naked statue of George Washington. Where is

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that? I think it's in France. Actually it's somewhere you gotta look that

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up. Yeah, there's a naked
George w or George Washington. I'd be

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awesome its naked George w bitch statue. Hey, guys posed for this sculptor,

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but no, it's a George Washington. I believe he's like doing a

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a post that a lot of occultists
followers think is something. Yeah. Yeah,

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I mean he's like, he's not
like naked naked, it's not like

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full hog. Yeah, he's straped, he's draped. Yeah, he's got

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like a fucking toga on. He's
fucking cut, dude, George Washington,

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He's the most cut president we've ever
had. I don't think that's true.

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I think it's true. It's definitely
not true. He's the cuttest. He's

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showing feet. Abe in his day
okay, okay, he second cut or

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was he live? He was definitely
cut because he had to make weight,

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Yeah he was. He was like
Abe. A lot of people know this.

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Abe Lincoln used to run in trash
bags and spit all day to make

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weight homemade sanna. Yeah for sure, dude. Did the wrestlers at your

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school just spit constantly to make weight? Yeah, you gotta get the water

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out, of your system, dehydrate. Who who likes that sport? Insane

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people, That's why they're good at
it. Like, I mean, that's

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just the things you have to do. Every wrestler I knew was fucking nuts.

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Yeah, it is just I did
the best skill set to have as

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a fighter. I did one wrestling
practice and I wanted to fucking die.

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And this is from someone that would
do like two days in the floor to

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heat. And it was just like, Nope, you guys are sick that

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I all. I'll never forget.
Freshman year of high school. It was

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just so funny to me, like
everyone recruiting all the sports that no one

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wanted to do, and then people
like going into them like yo, yeah

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I'm playing sport now, and it's
like, dude, you're on the fucking

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cross country team. You just run
you Your sport is everyone else's practice.

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You would run more wrestling than you
would cross country. Absolutely, just to

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make wait, not even at practice
started with three hours in front of seriously,

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like fuck all of that. I
remember pulling up. I pulled up

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to football practice one time and they
were all just pushing around a jeep in

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the parking lots and I was like
cool. Yeah. Wrestling was another one

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where it's just like, yeah,
it was just like past I'm good,

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sounds terrible. It was also soft. That's why I never did much in

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football. So but yeah, George, ready to burn off some steam after

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a crazy few months. You know, the constitutions of a few years,

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I would say, really but really, like the Convention's what made us September

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of seventeen eighty seven, so like
it's been a real back and forth.

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Yeah, um, but yeah,
it's finally all but law. They just

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got to sign the fucking thing and
ratify it. And that means one thing

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and one thing only. Guys,
it's time to get housed. Let's go.

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So that's what happened with Washington and
a sort of people ranging from troops

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and politicians to friends and family.
Fifty five people in total made their way

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to the bar and managed to find
themselves in the famous city tavern. I

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mean, isn't even a party.
It's like a private dinner. Oh,

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it's a party, I know what
It's like, fifty five people is I

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mean that's just like that's not a
rager like day rage, but that's like

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it's not a huge party. Okay, I'll stop the episode. That's fine.

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Yeah, next time I invite us
to your giant party. Yeah,

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I'm just saying it's more of like
I don't know, you know, it's

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not like a house party, like
a big you know, Huger, we'll

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talk about bigger parties. I'm not
complaining about any of that. I'm just

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saying, like it really is like
a large private dinner that just got like

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wildly out of Hay, it did
get wildly out of hand, and you

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know, a lot of the number
I disagree. I just say, like

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there's other party. Like, it's
not like a project situation. It is

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literally like a bunch of rich guys
get the bet, like rent out the

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restaurant for the night, and just
go absolutely wrong. Ben Franklin came in

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on a jet skid of the ram. I mean, if anyone, Yeah,

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it wasn't really a jet ski.
It was more of like a fan

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propelled scooter. But nonetheless, and
I think Hamilton in the head, Yeah

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he's got five old hores. He
got so much air on the scooter though,

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it was crazy even with the gout. But um, yeah, you

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know it's really I did a bunch
of calculations so on how much they spent,

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and like how much they drink per
person. So I have a whole

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spreadsheet of conversions from British sterling pounds
in seventeen eighty seven to now. So

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any question you have for me,
I will actually be able to answer.

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Now, was this did Washington put
this on his tab? Or was this

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on the federal government's tab? You
know, they don't say, They don't

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say, probably only the federal government. That was actually the zeroth Amendment.

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He had his own LLC. Actually, George called the United States Treasury.

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Well that and George was also a
crafty guys. Why he cut down that

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apple tree, cherry tree, the
cherry tree. Yeah, yeah, he

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did not lie about it though,
that's cool. Yeah. We will never

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be completely sure what happened in the
tavern that night. The details were hazy

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at best, considering how much was
drunk bitch wanted as you gay Adams.

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However, reports from outside the tavern
recalled the party lasted all day and while

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into the night, it didn't allow
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with the sounds of laughter and breaking
glass and furniture being broken were heard throughout

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the night. That's the true sound
of freedom. That is the true sound

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of freedom, breaking glasses and couches
getting tossed. That's what freedom sounds like.

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I know, whatever they're doing now
with that movie truly not the sound

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of Freedom. No, no,
but yeah, wait did they even express

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what the sound is now? It's
a terrible title. I'm sure the movie's

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good, but like it is an
awful title. They've also just done the

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like I don't all then you believe
this? Don't like all the ship No,

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I don't care about that. I
just the sound of Freedom is smashing

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it up. Yeah, the Sound
of Freedom, it's just a bunch of

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like fucking rescued kids from traffic and
breaking glass and going bananas. Odd of

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what a chucky cheese. I guess
that's actually the last fifteen minutes of the

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Sound of Freedom. It's those kids
just going ham and a Charles Entertainment cheese.

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Yeah. No, the sound of
Freedom is the glug glog glog of

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lighter flew it onto an old couch
before it gets lit on fire after a

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basketball win. Basketball football too.
Yeah, but I feel like I feel

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like if it's in kind of reminds
me. I just think of like when

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Davidson was in it was West Virginia. But yeah, West Virginia is the

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couch bur No. You know who
was a real good yet school, Ohio,

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Dayton, Dayton, not daven It's
in Dayton. That's what I'm thinking

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of when they went on their run. Oh god, every time every wintraight

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top and a dude flips cars,
burned couches, structural damage to homes.

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I'll tell you what, man,
Dayton was one of the schools I was

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considering going to, and that college. That town sucks, but that college

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is so awesome like that. That
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one out of the schools I was
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Dayton. You were looking at Dayton. Yeah, it's the Midwest pool of

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schools is just so different. It's
a private Catholic school in the Midwest,

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and I went to a private Catholic
high school where you looking at like Villanova

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and Ship too, Marquette, Marquette, yeah, great loyal Chicago, great

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dental school. At Marquette. Had
no chance to go to the main line.

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No, but I mean it was
a lot harder to get into than

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like Marquette or Dayton. I couldn't
tell you how good. Any of those

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schools are all we know is one
group in the schools down south. It's

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the sec brother And if you can't
get into the one you want, you

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go to Auburn. That's not a
bad backup. It's not a good one.

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You gonna feel fun. It's it's
fun. Yeah, it's cool.

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It's not called the planes because it's
like planes. It's called the planes because

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it's boring, like it's plane.
But how can there's a college there?

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It's college? Ye? What you
need to do? What fucking all right?

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We're not taking unnecessary dumb shots at
Auburn. I have really nothing to

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defend or go against Auburn, So
visit. I don't think you either.

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Strikes me, It just strikes me
as fine. I'm not talking about like

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Mississippi State here, like you're being
vindictive, I am. Anyway. One

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person reported seeing a never ending run
of servants bringing more and more things to

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drink as the night went on.
So they just kind of have like this

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group of I guess bell boys just
running booze in because it kept running out.

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The party also included an additional fifteen
members of Sordid Servers Music think they

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had a guy that was a part
of the group that they constantly sent on

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ber runs because he was a bad
hang. Probably there's like just one John

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Hancock. No, Hancock was dope
dude, you have smuggler and shit.

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They wanted Hamilton to be the guy, but Hamilton was such an insistent dick

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that he stuck around, you know
what I mean, Like, no,

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Sin fucking nin Like Hamilton is a
guy everyone hates Sin Thomas Payne. Yeah,

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but there's one guy that everyone hates
more than Hamilton, and Hamilton knows

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that and he picks on that guy
all the time. Yeah, he's the

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guy that's just worse than the worst, just slightly less worse than the worst,

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right because he like maybe can like
get chicks or something, So you're

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like, well he's brings chicks,
it's gotta good, like pot hook up.

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Yeah, hate that guy. Yeah, But then there's the other guy

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who is just like useless. It's
come on, and Hamilton's so mean to

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him. Yeah, it's like you
almost kind of feel for him if he

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wasn't the worst guy. Well,
yeah, you start to feel bad,

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but then he walks up and he
talks to you, and you're just like

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the fuck away from it. It's
like the guy that you're talking to like

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a group of girls in the house, and then he comes up and just

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drops a non sequitor about something totally
lame and so like men, Yeah,

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Skyrim was crazy, even Sky,
like I don't even not even like drop

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some inside joke that no one finds
funny, but he's like trying to like

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make a girl the girls laugh,
and you're just like, god, damn.

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There's plenty of those people that I
tried to be nice too, and

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they actively just make me want to
just dunk on them. Mhm. It's

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like I don't want to bully you, man, you're making impossible. Yeah.

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The the best example that everyone would
know is like Gale the Snail from

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It's Always Sunny got a sauder.
Yeah with it, they can beat you.

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Yeah. Nah. Actually there's one
kid in college it was like,

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yeah, I smoke weed before I
work out because like makes me lift harder.

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That kid was Jake. It was
not me. I'm not the guy

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that wants all the weight above my
face when I'm high, But I just

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remember being like getting high for armed
day is actually pretty good, sure,

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but like it's also slammer muscles.
I know, but also like, no

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compound lefts, no danger. I'm
not That's not what I'm gonna say.

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I'm also keep interrupting him with this
little workout tidbits. What I's gonna say

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is that you don't just go up
and say that un provoked to a group

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of people. Yeah, you just
walk up. It's like, dude,

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I drank twenty forties last night.
That's cool, you idiot, just like

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die anyway. Anyone that brags about
how much they drink too, especially at

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our age, at our age age, it's stupathetic. Seriously die. Yeah.

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Like but even in college, like
dude, I drank clucking it up

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to day and I like twenty yeah, and it's just like cool, man,

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oh boy, why didn't you get
alcohol poisoning? And I'm not saying

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like questioning the science, and I'm
like, I'm just wishing that that happened

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to you. Yeah. The best
response to always that was like, you're

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keeping count. I know. I
was at a party in Awesome from like

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a year or two after I moved
here, and some dude, some like

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adult dude who was I guess mid
to late twenties, was like, I'll

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never forget it. He was like, yeah, dude, I had like

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fucking fucking like twelve bushes combs jot
for Loco, and I was just like,

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I was just like, dude,
you're fucking like twenty six. Which

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is hilarious that we're making fun of
this because the entire episode is based on

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how much they consumed. Oh yeah, they counted. They well I counted,

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So it's really the most American thing
you can do. Yeah, let's

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keep track, Yeah, and pay
a lot. But yeah, again,

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there are some other people there,
like servers and musicians, and then there

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were women companions as well. In
the establishment. It was not prostitutes.

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Actually, they referred to this might
be whitewashed, so bear with me,

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but they referred to them as like
party hosts or like party girls. Yeah,

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what do they call the chicks that
show football recruits around campus hosts in

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their hosts? Huh yeah, mmmmmm. Well, no one is certain what

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happened within the walls of the city
tavern. What did survive? What's the

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bar tab preserved? For some reason? I don't know what I framed in

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like a barn Philly. It is
somewhere, like I know it's I think

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it's in a national archive I forget
stealing the Declaration of Independence, stealing the

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founding the fram or bartab or whatever
the founding father on set. That'd be

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sick. Yeah, actually that would
be cool. That would be basically the

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ultimate prop. So if you're a
listener and you're a real psycho, go

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steal it. If you're doing like
a side quest, maybe gets the liberty

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bells, Well that's a much bigger
get. Yeah, we'll replace the footstool

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with the liberty bell. Didn't We
also ask people to steal something from like

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Cornell. Wasn't there something in some
college we wanted to steal? Who could

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remember? Though? I can't,
but I know it's listen to the archives.

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Yeah, yeah, go back and
tell us. But we don't steal

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along with this thing going on three
years so oh yeah, So this bartab

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actually does exist. It's in the
National Archive. And we have a pretty

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good idea of just how much was
drank, how much was spent in the

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total damage in US dollars that was
spent today. So by the end of

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the night, Washington's party drank fifty
four bottles of Madeira wine. Do you

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have like an ounceage or mill leaders
on that? Um? So, actually

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to do the math, I had
to standardize what so bottles, interestingly enough

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weren't I mean not interestingly enough.
It's pretty obvious why they weren't standardized,

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right, Yeah, so any bottles
from that time were between twenty five and

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forty ounces. Okay, so every
bottle I refer to, like, if

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I say, like a bottle of
beer, I'm not talking about a twelve

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ounce beer. I'm talking about like
a big ass jug of it, like

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a what do you take to a
growler? Like a growler? Yeah,

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like a growler or like, uh, there's so many different dumb words for

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bottles I read today that but yeah, there's like one of those, yeah,

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a jug. But uh yeah,
So fifty four bottles of Madeira wine,

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sixty bottles of claret, eight bottles
of old Stock whiskey, twenty two

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bottles of Porter rail, eight bottles
of hard cider, twelve jugs of beer,

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and seven bowls of punch? Is
the punch just fruit juice? No?

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Okay, gets a mixture. We'll
get to the punch. The bill

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also includes a tab for broken glasses, garnish for drinks, and uh boozing

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food for the entertainers. The final
bill came out to eighty nine pounds sterling,

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which today would beep between twenty nine
and thirty two thousand dollars. Okay,

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that's really not that bad. Fifty
five people at this party, five

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and that's a reasonable bill. That's
a that's a wedding. It is it

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a wedding? But I am going
to go over some open bar. What

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do you say? What was the
total? The total that I got to

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you was thirty two thousand, seven
hundred and forty four dollars and ninety five

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cents. I would say, my
wedding for the bar and stuff like that.

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It tell us how rich you are. Bar, I don't know,

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Uh, probably ten grand, I
would say, maybe for the barn food.

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Yeah. I was about to say
venue. It is probably the most

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expensive thing about your wedding. Venue
and floral floral. Floral is definitely not

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It's always more expensive. That's where
they get you. They always do with

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theas for free, you bitch,
what do you um? But I've been

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I've been to other weddings in a
bed, like there's a wedding in my

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family that was a yeah, seven
figure tab yeah, and it was I

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and there was like a lot of
wine from like Napa and shit. So

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I assume they were dropping founding father's
numbers on that. Yeah seven, Wait,

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like a million dollars bar tab No, it was a million dollars for

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the wed wedding. Oh the wedding. Yeah, what you've been to a

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wedding that you think costom million dollars? In his family? What are you

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doing here? Why are you podcasting? Yeah, get off the set.

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We're taking your cut. You bitch
is like an uncle in California. All

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cool, that's like one over from
your dad. Oh that is it the

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dude that wrote Full House whatever?
No, no, no, no,

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no no, that's my mom's side
the family. You have a Yeah,

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what are you doing here? Go
be a scab dude, Go get a

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job in the things. Oh my
god. Anyway, I just like,

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hey, I just like slumming it
with you guys. Okay, So other

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things I listened and I can listen
them again. What do you think was

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the most expensive line item per bottle
or total? Oh that's a good question,

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rout, because I mean, there's
a ton of a dairy wine.

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There was a ton of a day
wine, So I would say that might

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be the favorite that sounded or the
most expensive. That sounded like it was

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the most. The clarette was the
most per bottle, Okay, it was.

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It was a Bordeaux. Okay,
Yeah, I don't know what that

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is. If they were from they
were from France, so so those most

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from fifteen twelve, I don't know, man, But like the fact that

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it was across the ocean meant it
probably costs a lot more than it should

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have any So many people have died
for that bottle. But I mean,

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like today it would be about one
hundred and twelve dollars a bottle, which

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isn't that bad? Really? Been
that a Loanesome Dove. Think I'm gonna

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say, if you took fifty five
people to Loanesome Dove, you would spend

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thirty thousand dollars. You would spend
way more than thirty thousand dollars. You're

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spending closer to seven fakes. Six
people that were modestly eating and drinking dropped

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the belt twenty five hun dollars at
that place. All right, Yes,

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strap like that out like six times
ten. Basically they can get out of

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hand there really quick. But also, like I like to think about this

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too, in a way, you
got to think of how cheap booze was

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at this time. Booze was cheap, Yeah, really cheap. So if

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you think about it this way,
uh, the eight bottles of Old Stock

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whiskey, which is like Imperial whiskey. Basically it's really good, Um it

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is is it like pretty local though? No, it's like British like okay,

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yeah, it is one hundred and
ten dollars a bottle. And this

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is like some of the fine,
finest risky Okay. So like when you

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were talking about like one time,
like we don't inflate, we haven't inflated,

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like, uh, luxury goods,
Yeah, you're drinking it and neat

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what's there no ice? Yeah definitely, um so yeah, you're right,

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I mean there's no and they are
kind of I would imagine that they're not

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getting like insanely marked up the way
like luxury brands. Just they're like oh

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yeah, no, you know,
like oh the Glenn FITTI fucking no no

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no, yeah, well yeah,
luxury goods cost the price they do because

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people are willing to pay that price
for them, right, They're not worth

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that much. Yeah, like oh
like diamonds, yeah, exactly, like

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a lot of these so a lot
of these things haven't like hyper inflated for

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the gross, like not for the
gross for the growth of like exponential wealth

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right in the later half of the
twentieth century. Right. So the second

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there's a tie for second highest line
item and it one is the fifty four

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bottles of Madeira wine. The other
is for relishes and olives. You know,

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wait, wait, relish relishes.
So I gotta imagine that's like either

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it's food or it's like some sort
of like garnished name that we don't know.

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Yeah, you relish in the time
you had there, you can't you

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can't put on it. Yeah,
and olives are also it's luxury good can't

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so, so olives kind of suck. Fuck you, olive, oil good.

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Olive's not fan. I'm not a
fan of olives either. Oh my

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god, you guys are white.
If you get black olives on a pizza,

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I'll murder you the I'll eat it, but I'm not happy. But

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I'm fucking furious. Hey, you
know what I wanted my pizza just something

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that looks like a bunch of bugs. You don't look like bugs. What

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a bunch of dead beetles on my
pizza was? Talking about they make this,

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it makes a pizza look, discussing
they don't taste good. You're wrong,

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it's this is dumb. But yeah, So the second that's high was

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between the bottles. So this is
fifty four bottles of materia and then olives,

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and the alive bill came to five
thousand, eight hundred and ninety nine

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dollars and ninety nine cents. It's
too much, five grand on olives.

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Big, they wouldn't even drinking that
much. Yeah, big martini crowd,

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00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:33,000
or there wasn't anything to make Martini's
with no yeah what no vodka, no

405
00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:36,960
gin overmooth right, no nothing,
no, none of it was put Yeah,

406
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,559
what are you putting the olives in? You? Is it just bar

407
00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:41,839
foods like pretzels like I'm thinking,
I'm thinking it's bar food, Yeah,

408
00:27:41,839 --> 00:27:48,519
relishes and allis makes me think like
little gurgan pickles, That's what I'm thinking.

409
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:55,319
So they just ate five thousand dollars
worth the gherkins and olives. Keep

410
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:59,680
they talk about can you imagine the
breath of these people? Sued you're just

411
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,640
one of these hosts, one of
these hosts, and Thomas Jefferson walked up,

412
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,319
dude like hey, oh my god, but pretty much lade up freedom.

413
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:14,440
You want to bang Georgie's teeth fallen
out. Yeah, he's just popping

414
00:28:14,519 --> 00:28:18,559
Gurgan's back in their place, breathing
fire just right into your face. So

415
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,359
to say nothing of the diarrhea afterwards. I'm actually kind of surprised. The

416
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,000
broken glass bill was only three hundred
dollars, so they weren't breaking too much

417
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,680
gold. They bring in portable outhouses. That's gotta be another question that that

418
00:28:33,759 --> 00:28:37,759
place has to be a pistorium.
Dude. You can walk out around back

419
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:44,240
and people who's sitting, Oh,
somebody's shitting somewhere from Ben Franklin's Ben Franklin's

420
00:28:44,279 --> 00:28:47,559
dropping a deuce. They're clear.
Ben Franklin is like shitting in this spetoon.

421
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,720
Yeah, you know what I mean. Um, about ten percent of

422
00:28:52,759 --> 00:28:56,599
the bill was the entertainment, so
like the people playing music, stuff like

423
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,480
that, the girls hanging out,
and they got them mules too. They

424
00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:04,359
also got them like another so odd
so many odd bottles of wine and things

425
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,640
like that to drug. Oh you
don't want your hosts to be sober,

426
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:15,720
but so the seven bowls of punch. It's an interesting thing because someone in

427
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:21,480
a corner and the trash can with
the trash cans during whatever colonial jungle juices,

428
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:26,079
Yeah, pretty much. The interesting
thing about it specifically, though,

429
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,200
is that it was George's wife,
Martha that made the recipe for it.

430
00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:33,440
Sick. So apparently she made a
really strong recipe of a rum based punch

431
00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:37,640
that tasted great and, according to
people, could strip the paint off of

432
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,319
a wall. Let's Martha, you
dirty girl. George apparently loved it so

433
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,160
much he always had a serving dish
of it in his office whenever he needed

434
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,599
a ladle or two. So he
always had this punch punch just chilling in

435
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,559
his office. I just need he's
unwinding with jungle juice. You just have

436
00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:57,000
a jug of it in your fridge
at all times. Yeah, what a

437
00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:02,359
nightmare, dude. That's our country
ran. Yeah, that's how it.

438
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,680
That's the thing. Now, Like
if you think, like, oh,

439
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:10,599
he's such an alcoholic today, not
even understand George Washington is keeping a fucking

440
00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:14,319
picture of jungle juice. We need
an alcoholic president to bring us back.

441
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:19,079
Who was the last do you think
George Bush? George w because he got

442
00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:22,039
sober, didn't he Yeah, he'd
been sober by the time, Okay,

443
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:27,359
JFK Probably Um, I doubt Jimmy
Carter. Nixon tried to order a nuclear

444
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,559
strike while drunk on who I think, Oh, there's the Soviets or China.

445
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,759
Fucking Nixon is after after Kennedy.
So Nixon's the guy right now.

446
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:42,039
I don't know about Ford Clinton.
Probably definitely not Jimmy Carter Clinton. No

447
00:30:42,079 --> 00:30:45,640
one knows for sure. Yeah,
I wouldn't be surprised. Definitely not Reagan.

448
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:52,440
No, definitely not Reagan. Definitely
not h. W. Bush.

449
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,119
Reagan was probably doing drugs on the
side. Nah, Nancy's back. Do

450
00:30:56,119 --> 00:31:00,359
you think he just resented the Just
Say No campaign? Yes, it was

451
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,359
a cover He definitely they're doing it. He's definitely done below before Well,

452
00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:08,440
she was the throat goat according to
Hollywood lore. Yes, you are correct,

453
00:31:08,519 --> 00:31:12,839
Dan, she is the throat goat. I think the last confirmed alcoholic

454
00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:18,440
president was Nixon. That's awesome.
Who By the way, he gets the

455
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,440
Watergate stuff is really bad, but
like pretty decent track record is president prior

456
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,640
to that, he wasn't the worst
he I mean, he just he did

457
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,000
something very illegal, right, and
that's bad. But he had alited a

458
00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:34,920
lot of like pretty impressive things.
He also said one of the things I

459
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:40,640
agree with the most of any president, which was the president's just there for

460
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:45,039
foreign policy. The country can run
itself, I mean too large degree.

461
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:49,039
It's not a stretch by any imagination, Like it's not it. I mean,

462
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,799
yeah, like the country is kind
of run internally and domestically in local

463
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,880
levels. Yeah yeah, I mean, like obviously federal agencies and stuff like

464
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,079
that do a lot. But yeah, I mean that's that's a good point.

465
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,200
Like he definitely opened the door to
China for us too, which is

466
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,319
like, yeah, a big deal. I mean it might not have been

467
00:32:07,599 --> 00:32:08,759
time. It was a nice I
mean it was a big deal of time

468
00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:12,880
too, because it kind of put
a wedge between the Soviets and China,

469
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,680
which was huge for the time tact
wise. That's smart, but like time

470
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,680
will tell economically speaking, you know, yeah, it's still we're still bearing

471
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,839
it out. Although people had to
continue that down that road, oh for

472
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,920
sure. I mean, like I
think I don't know that he necessarily intended

473
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,599
for all of our production to move
over to China. No, I don't

474
00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:30,960
think a lot of people did.
But yeah, you know, so it

475
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,039
goes. Do you think Jefferson practice
isolationism, so he didn't have to do

476
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:39,119
his job. Yes, m kind
of lazy like he was. Jefferson was

477
00:32:39,119 --> 00:32:43,839
the type of guy like I think, like a creative friend, you know

478
00:32:44,079 --> 00:32:46,519
that, like likes to get three
quarters of the way a guy. Yeah,

479
00:32:46,559 --> 00:32:49,559
he's an idea guy. You know. He likes to like dream.

480
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:54,039
He's a dreamer, he's not a
doer. Dreamers drive me insane. Um.

481
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:59,319
Yeah, granted he got the Louisiana
purchasetant ship, so hey, that's

482
00:32:59,359 --> 00:33:01,880
a wine himself. A good deal. Yeah, what do we say here?

483
00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:06,799
Acquired land makes you a good president? So I want to say,

484
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,759
well, we came out, we
figured this out the other day. But

485
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:13,920
we essentially acquired three four so the
land in this country for forty five million

486
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:19,279
dollars. Steal forty five million dollars. That's how much Max Schurzer made this

487
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:24,200
year. He just got traded,
he did. So we talked about this.

488
00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:28,920
Now that we're talking about money,
like thirty two k not a big

489
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,359
deal. I mean shit like Vince
Young probably dropped that at his fucking steakhouse

490
00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:35,640
after his signing. But no,
he was a cheese cheese, cheesecake factory,

491
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,960
that's right, yeah, but he
had to sell the rights to his

492
00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:43,920
name for a steakhouse so he could
afford his cheesecake factory habit, and buying

493
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,200
out Southwest Lights so he could turn
into a private plane. Yes, of

494
00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:51,160
course, Rookie of the Year.
Yeah, great, great call. Okum,

495
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:54,960
that's why you need a good rep
to not let everyone get their hands

496
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,119
in your pocket. I think Texas
still feels a lot of guilt. They

497
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,400
sent that man out into the world, so ill equipped for it. Dude.

498
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:07,240
Yeah, I mean straight up,
Like that's the one thing. The

499
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,880
thing that I'm scared of the most
for Nil is like, these kids are

500
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,440
gonna get fucked. He's nineteen year
old, I know. And every time

501
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,239
a coach says that, they're like, dude, you're putting them into some

502
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:22,159
big adult situations very quickly. And
everyone gets every fucking like liberal little tweet

503
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,239
sports writers like oh you know,
when you need to get paid, I

504
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,840
hate you, and they're like,
dude, it's just they're just saying that,

505
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,679
like, these kids don't know how
to fuck with that much money.

506
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,360
Yeah, Like one of the main
courses for these kids needs to be like

507
00:34:35,119 --> 00:34:39,599
one financial just financial responsibility classes,
and two like not everyone in your neighborhood

508
00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:43,239
gets something. What's wrong with you
guys? Fuck that? See these kids

509
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,800
blow their life up. Just add
that fold. Yeah, Like, because

510
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:52,639
however much money you have, say
a kid gets a million dollars, right,

511
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:58,199
that means he is then allowed to
go into to take out like ten

512
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:04,920
x that debt basically right, yeah, pretty much get that black card a

513
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,840
little a little weight to it.
So however much money cash you get,

514
00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:12,880
you are allowed to dig yourself a
deeper hole. If I was in college

515
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,119
and someone gave me a check for
a million dollars and said, whatever,

516
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:21,320
just have it. Taxes are already
covered, like is seven the taxes need

517
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,760
are gonna be really weird, although
maybe it'll get creative. Like that couple

518
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,559
who uh got the cash back rewards
on their credit card. They maxed out

519
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,239
their credit cards, bought the money
orders, paid off the credit cards immediately,

520
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:35,079
and then got like two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars in rewards cash and

521
00:35:35,159 --> 00:35:37,039
just kept doing that over and over
again. Yeah. Yeah, it was

522
00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:42,480
a loophole. Yeah, and the
credit cards finally caught them sued him,

523
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,079
but then they were proven like said
they couldn't. There's nothing that said they

524
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:50,599
couldn't do it. Yeah, so
they got away with it. It's like

525
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,280
the guy who spent one hundred thousand
dollars I think it was on United flights.

526
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,840
It's like unlimited United flights for the
rest of his life in like ninety

527
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,599
four. Yeah, and like he's
he's he flies to like France for launch.

528
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:06,159
Yeah, it's and they can't stop
him. It's I think he's wracked

529
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,679
up. Like god, it I
don't know the figure off the top of

530
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:12,360
my head, but it's well into
the millions. Like it's glorious. But

531
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,280
also for that one dude, there's
like one hundred people that also got that

532
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,960
deal. You never fucking hear these
are true trailblazers. Yeah, because for

533
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:24,280
every one of those, you have
the NBA signing people who have no idea

534
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:30,920
what credit scores are up for a
replacement Jersey, Yeah, definitely, but

535
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:35,920
all the Jersey insurance is the most
predatory thing. It's worse than payday loans.

536
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,719
Man. It's I just wanted to
like scream at the television, like

537
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:45,000
honestly, it's like you're robbing black
people like that. I just that's what

538
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:49,639
I wanted to scream, children and
black people. You're fucking robbing right now.

539
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,719
Dude. It's not just black folks. I know it's not, but

540
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:58,639
it just felt for me for whatever
reason, it I just reflective people like

541
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,239
that's for the it's just reflectively felt
like that in particular. It really is

542
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:07,760
all poor people and morons that they're
robbing. Yeah, but it's like that

543
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,800
came out of like a Haliburton think
tank. Oh, Like they were just

544
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,400
like, hey, let's take five. What's something evil we can think of.

545
00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:16,199
Hey, hey, I've been kicking
this around for a while, but

546
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:22,400
what if you know how guys get
traded? Like it really is kind of

547
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,199
like a pickle when you have you
just bought a brand new jersey for like

548
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:28,159
one hundred and twenty bucks, and
then your guy gets traded. So this

549
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,599
is moron I went to high school
with and he he was on Facebook the

550
00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:36,039
other day bitching about how he had
bought this Kyrie Celtics jersey and he's gonna

551
00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:38,639
burn it. Yeah, And I
was thinking, like, I bet I

552
00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:44,039
could steal ten thousand dollars from him
for the cost of a new Kyrie jersey.

553
00:37:45,559 --> 00:37:49,480
So it's fucking evil. It's an
evil thing. Honestly, we don't

554
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:53,000
talk about like evil evil shit like
outside of dictators that often that's like little

555
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:57,840
evil but still very much cruel.
It's like but in a pennyway, you

556
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,760
know what I mean. It's it's
the most it's like benign form of its

557
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,840
facing on someone's door handle every day. What is it? It's like the

558
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,360
mundanity of evil is that it's like
corporate evil. That's what it looks like

559
00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:12,920
a lot of the times. It's
not just dumping into the Hudson. You

560
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,119
know, I couldn't believe that commercial
what I saw it was insane. Yeah,

561
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,519
I'll never forget that either. But
yeah, so back to the bar

562
00:38:20,639 --> 00:38:23,639
tap thirty two k. Obviously in
today's standards, it's really not that much

563
00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:27,480
for fifty five people all in all, it comes out to about six hundred

564
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,920
and thirty five dollars a person,
which for a bunch of aristocratic folks,

565
00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:32,039
that's a drop in the bucket.
I could you know, I could do

566
00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:36,039
that if someone's like, hey,
for six hundred and thirty five dollars,

567
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,119
do you want to party with all
the founding fathers, to be like,

568
00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:40,599
yeah, here you go, without
question, take my money. I've I've

569
00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:45,159
spent close to that on a meal
for my wife and I, like,

570
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,159
I guess per person that would be
like twelve hundred, which would be a

571
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:51,519
lot. I haven't come that close, but um, I've spent quick do

572
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,519
it. It wouldn't be hard.
We just got to just get more stuff

573
00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:58,199
at Lonesome up. Basically a couple
more margharitas. It's just like one more

574
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,880
drink. But the drinks per person
is the impressive thing. Okay, that's

575
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,199
what we're gonna get into right now. Yeah, because it's just a lot

576
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,119
lost in translation on the price.
Yeah, and the numbers. I'm like

577
00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:09,880
fifty four bottles of this, sixty
bottles of that, eight bottles of this,

578
00:39:10,119 --> 00:39:14,800
Right, So I did all the
conversions based off of an assumption that

579
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:19,079
the highest volume that they know of
historically at this time was about forty ounces.

580
00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:22,000
The lowest volume is about twenty five. Before we get to this,

581
00:39:22,199 --> 00:39:24,800
what was the potency of this alcohol? Like, so that's actually a good

582
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,960
question, Dan, I'm glad you
bring it up. A lot of people

583
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,320
will revert back or refer back to
like old time. What do you want

584
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:36,840
anecdotes of beer being less potent?
I would imagine because like our drugs,

585
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,400
like our dad's drugs are weaker.
Well, these dad's drugs were weaker.

586
00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:45,320
It's a safe assumption for like the
everyday man. It's kind of approach to

587
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,320
liquor, a lot of it's watered
down. Yeah, but for aristocrats in

588
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,320
an actual institution, Like so a
lot of the stuff that you hear about

589
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,039
where it's like, oh it's super
weak, that's usually homemade. It's usually

590
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:59,639
super diluted or like you know,
you're everyman's kind of like being also a

591
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,559
lot I don't think that tracks for
booze the way it does for like weed

592
00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:07,559
or LSD or something, because a
lot of them we're making it way stronger,

593
00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:09,480
like you think about like moonshiners in
the twenties and shit like that.

594
00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:13,960
But you also got a factor in
the aristocratic kids who are kind of stealing

595
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,559
liquor cabinet then putting filthy brown water
and they're just the normal Philly water yet

596
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:23,760
Yeah but um no, so that's
half the Delaware in there. But yeah,

597
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:30,000
so like this is probably as potent
or if not more potent. I'm

598
00:40:30,039 --> 00:40:32,480
seeing the ale would be seven to
eight percent, So that's a strong ale,

599
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,199
strong beer. Yeah, yeah,
A porter I imagine is even stronger,

600
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,000
is it? I actually don't know
a porter. It depends though,

601
00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:45,840
like that's probably like again us,
you know and get us just traditionally light

602
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:52,440
early London porters in the seventeen seventies. Six point six. That's strong,

603
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:57,199
that's just strong. So for example, I'm drinking like I feel like a

604
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,599
fairly mid beer. It's a blonde. This is four point nine. Yeah,

605
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,440
typically the beers we encountered today are
about four to five percent ABV.

606
00:41:04,599 --> 00:41:07,679
And if like a typical sort of
macrobrew light beer, like a bud Lighter,

607
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,679
Miller Light or whatever, that's four
four point five. I think,

608
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,679
yeah, um yeah. Once you
start getting six and up, that's when

609
00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:20,519
you start getting into in a big
boy territory. Absolutely, so I had

610
00:41:20,599 --> 00:41:22,840
to do I kind of split down
the middle. I did thirty two and

611
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,920
a half ounces, that's what each
bottle is, and then I used the

612
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,960
basis of wine servings of five ounces, beer servings of twelve ounces, and

613
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,480
a shot is one and a half
ounces typically. Okay, So from all

614
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,719
of this, each person had you
fuck, are you meant an like an

615
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,880
Excel sheet? Is there a real
spreadsheet here? That's glorious? Yeah?

616
00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:47,679
No, I did, look at
you. I had fun I do too

617
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,679
much business these dates. Yeah,
that's that's very much. This is like

618
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,119
your first job bleeding into your second
job. I lad to tell I was

619
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:59,519
at a doctors point the other day. He was like asking me questions about

620
00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:01,280
stuff and like how's the sleep going. I'm like, oh, you know,

621
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:04,880
sorry. He's like what are you
doing for work? And I was

622
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,800
like this, and then I have
a second job and he's like oh oh

623
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,719
oh, and I and like he
just thought. He was like, oh,

624
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,159
this guy's on hard times two jobs, fucking shit, but he's unhealthy

625
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:19,360
as fun. And then I had
to I had to like, wait a

626
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,880
minute, I realized from his reaction. I was like, it's a fun

627
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,679
it's a good second job. Yeah, I'm not like picking up hours somewhere

628
00:42:24,679 --> 00:42:29,440
because I have fucked Like it's did
he did he change his tune? He

629
00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:34,000
was like, oh, oh goody. It's like second jobs are the silent

630
00:42:34,079 --> 00:42:37,599
killer. Yeah yeah, yeah.
So I'm gonna go. Although I would

631
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:40,119
be a little bit fucked without this
money at this point, to be honest,

632
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:44,920
Yeah, that's terrifying. Anyway.
Um, I'm gonna go line by

633
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,360
line of what was served to the
fifty five people, not the stuff that

634
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,920
was bought. So there was way
more booze bought just in general for the

635
00:42:52,679 --> 00:42:54,559
entertainment people too, But we're not
going to include all that. To get

636
00:42:54,599 --> 00:42:59,519
a truck number, they didn't sign
any constitutions, and I had to figure

637
00:42:59,599 --> 00:43:05,519
out what the kind of amount of
punch was. So seven bowls of punch,

638
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,039
and I looked. I looked at
how much the bowls of punch costs,

639
00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:15,639
like average bowl size Colonial Philadelphia.
I split the difference of this on

640
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,840
um. I just made a serving
of punch five ounces, like a serving

641
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,320
of wine instead of like a shot
kierum. And based on the pricing,

642
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,960
I figured out that it was about, you know, a certain amount of

643
00:43:29,159 --> 00:43:32,199
liquor people were drinking. So,
without further ado, how many drinks do

644
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:37,719
you think each person had that night? I'm gonna say over under seventeen and

645
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:43,159
a half. You're saying over one
seventeen and a half is the over under

646
00:43:43,199 --> 00:43:45,599
I'm s okay, okay, that's
fine. Over under seventeen and a half.

647
00:43:45,639 --> 00:43:50,440
What do you think it is?
I'm gonna say, because it was

648
00:43:50,519 --> 00:43:58,559
a long I'll go fifteen fifteen,
I'll go the seventeen and a half on

649
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,960
the dot, and you can't half
Dan Dan is closer. Yeah, eighteenth

650
00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:05,119
drink. They just kind of puked. It was twenty. Fuck, I

651
00:44:05,159 --> 00:44:08,719
should have guessed that put away twenty
on a tailgate day, on attiliate day,

652
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:13,719
for sure, But forty six,
here's thirty be here's here's what the

653
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:20,360
breakdown is. It would be six
glasses of material wine. Seven glasses.

654
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:23,119
Like it's a fractional close to twenty, So forgive me if I'm not exactly

655
00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:28,159
on the dot. It'd be just
over six glasses of material wine, almost

656
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:35,119
seven glasses of the Bordeaux claret,
three shots of the old stock whiskey,

657
00:44:36,519 --> 00:44:40,360
one bottle of porter, a bottle
of cider, a bottle of beer,

658
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:45,360
and what is equivalent to a glass
of punch. That turned out actually the

659
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:51,039
twenty drinks. It's a nightmare in
your stomach, is what I'm gonna say

660
00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:52,480
that. You're not even counting the
pickles and olives. Not even counting the

661
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:57,800
pickles and olives. No, but
stomach full of pickles and rum punch,

662
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:02,760
No, hear me out. Maybe
like a competitive eater eats a salad beforehand

663
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:07,559
to open up the stomach, the
olives somehow help with the consumption of the

664
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:13,199
alcohol. Well, what my assumption
with the olives a and the pickles were

665
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,599
electrolytes, that's actually a probably a
good call. That probably kept them alive,

666
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,960
right, yeah, kept him hydrated. Maybe that's where the term pickled

667
00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:24,280
comes from for drunk. Yeah,
I never had that. You never heard

668
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,960
someone's pickled. No, it's a
good one. The southern thing maybe,

669
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,079
alright, bowl a pickle? Um. I think it's British too, which

670
00:45:32,119 --> 00:45:36,360
could also make sense. Why it's
southern, Yeah, Southern, more more

671
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,079
British, a lot more loyalists down
there. Yeah, they wanted some help.

672
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:45,519
It wants about from their old friends. But yeah, so that's twenty

673
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:51,360
drinks per person on average, So
that means some people probably didn't and some

674
00:45:51,519 --> 00:45:54,320
people way over did I mean?
Franklin is I'm going over twenty, no

675
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:00,360
question? Jefferson over twenty, no
question? Why do you have so much

676
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:06,519
confidence in these man Franklin? Because
Franklin is a dirty pig. He's a

677
00:46:06,559 --> 00:46:08,360
big boy, he's a pit.
I don't understand Jefferson though, The logic

678
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:14,239
pine that, Uh, Jefferson's a
lush, he's a little what was it

679
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,800
again? What does that mean?
What is a lush in these times?

680
00:46:19,639 --> 00:46:22,519
He's horny and he's drunk. He
does lush mean horny too. Yeah,

681
00:46:23,079 --> 00:46:27,679
oh no, I didn't know that. I mean both. Fuck. I

682
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:32,559
just kind of like I've been I'm
just feeling really lush right now, guys.

683
00:46:32,679 --> 00:46:36,480
No, it's like I'm kind of
a y. I used to say

684
00:46:36,559 --> 00:46:38,920
that when I was like twenty four. Yeah, I'm kind of a lush

685
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:44,519
I mean, and that's why the
women walked away. That's probably probably explained

686
00:46:44,559 --> 00:46:46,960
one or two. Um. But
yeah, that and I used to say

687
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,039
commisserate because I thought it meant just
like, you know, mingle. When

688
00:46:51,039 --> 00:46:52,960
I was a kid. I was
like, oh, I'm just commiserating with

689
00:46:52,039 --> 00:46:57,159
the family. Wow. People,
I guess thought I just had a dark

690
00:46:57,199 --> 00:46:59,920
sense of humor for me, you
know, could be not totally an act.

691
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,440
It probably wasn't, yeah honestleep,
But like, are you one of

692
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,239
those guys that worked tables at a
restaurant being like, yeah, it's just

693
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,360
another damn paradise. He had to
say that because he was working at the

694
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:13,880
Tommy Bahama restaurant. It was Margaritaville. Actually, oh yeah, yeah,

695
00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:17,840
the other day of paradise. I
Uh, I worked with a guy that's

696
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,000
just said that every day. I
asked him how it was going. It's

697
00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,559
like, oh, oh no,
that means it's not. Yeah. I

698
00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:28,639
bet, I bet you, and
you're not in paradise. I bet that's

699
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,159
the opposite. The other one that
was my favorite was like, uh,

700
00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:37,840
live in the dream, just not
mine. It's like grim, yeah,

701
00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:40,280
that's a that was that came from
someone at the CHIB. It's like,

702
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,800
yikes, which decently fun job.
I I don't know, maybe not not

703
00:47:46,639 --> 00:47:51,239
well, yeah, that's true.
I think Adams was under and I think

704
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,320
Washington was under. You think Washington, Washington was a unit. He was

705
00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:00,840
a unit. But I feel like
he's also like kind of stoic the opponent's

706
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:06,639
brains and invented cocaine. Invented cocaine. Oh I forgot about that real quick.

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All Right's come back to it,
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879
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known to get after it. Benjamin
Franklin's taste for wine may have likely contributed

880
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881
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885
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if you can keep it. So
like that's that's like something I've seen a

886
00:59:54,039 --> 00:59:58,599
lot of people like quote Benjamin Franklin, where it's like a republic if you

887
00:59:58,639 --> 01:00:01,519
can keep it. No one ever
told me he's just got gout foot and

888
01:00:01,559 --> 01:00:06,639
it being like carried away different drunk
and gouty that they have to carry him

889
01:00:06,679 --> 01:00:10,440
in a fucking you know who.
The total liability probably was Madison. You

890
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:15,119
think so he's a little guy.
Yeah, m he probably did not do

891
01:00:15,559 --> 01:00:19,440
the majority of this drinking it.
Maybe had like three or four. They

892
01:00:19,519 --> 01:00:22,599
had a couple of thingbolts for him. Yeah, I could see that.

893
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:27,400
I feel like Monroe too, probably
not crushing it, yeah, probably not.

894
01:00:28,519 --> 01:00:30,840
Wall is fun and getting absolutely slammed. George should eventually turn up and

895
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:36,360
signed the Constitution a couple of days
later. George Washington or first President Royal

896
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,960
fucking boo sound cool, dude,
Um, I have a couple other ones.

897
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:43,239
If you want to talk about him, you can dive in another one.

898
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,599
Yeah, these are just from across
the world. Okay, give me,

899
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,239
we'll get let's get out of the
Western hemisphere. If you got it.

900
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,480
Oh, I got two? Okay
cool. The man Han qu The

901
01:00:52,559 --> 01:00:57,119
man Han Quong z oh Uh,
first staged in seventeen twenty, The man

902
01:00:57,239 --> 01:01:01,800
chow Han Imperial Feast Eat a Faun
was ostensibly a sixty sixth birthday party for

903
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:06,760
the Queen Emperor kong Zi, but
it was also an attempt to unify the

904
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,400
ruling mench I. Guess man choose
is the Manchuria? Probably? Yeah,

905
01:01:12,159 --> 01:01:15,559
with China's Han population. So for
three days, the bank withs twenty five

906
01:01:15,679 --> 01:01:20,280
hundred guests drink wine and stuff themselves
with as many as three hundred different exorbitant

907
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:24,079
dishes and snacks. Along with dumplings, duck and roast pigs fattened with a

908
01:01:24,159 --> 01:01:30,039
porridge. The menu also offered a
section of more obscure dishes. So wait,

909
01:01:30,079 --> 01:01:32,840
the roast pigs did they like?
Um? What to call? We

910
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:37,039
go to a goose? Oh?
Like the you're talking about the fog groth

911
01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:39,360
thing? Yeah? They fog grass
and pigs beating them like sweet porridge.

912
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,840
Um, yeah, that's what it
sounds like they probably force fed them or

913
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:49,719
they just their pigs. Yeah yeah, but uh, honestly, fog groth

914
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,159
to you, like people talk about
that is such an awful thing, and

915
01:01:52,239 --> 01:01:54,880
it's like, have you ever had
fog grow? Can I be ill with

916
01:01:54,960 --> 01:02:00,480
you? I have no idea what
it is. It's a fattened duck or

917
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:04,519
I believe fauta and water fowl liver. But as soon as that comes out

918
01:02:04,519 --> 01:02:09,199
of someone's mouth, I just like
disassociate fa raw. You've probably had it,

919
01:02:09,639 --> 01:02:15,719
like you did it. He's gone, he's gone right here. What

920
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:22,000
happened pants? Yeah, that's what
happened. Yes, I didn't. I

921
01:02:22,079 --> 01:02:24,559
didn't hear the audio. Is there
a clear audio? No? But you

922
01:02:24,679 --> 01:02:28,960
can't. Like that's the exact reaction
you'd have if you pooped your pants,

923
01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,760
right, if a hot liquid,
because you know how I mean, every

924
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:35,440
time you're about to fart and then
like you feel the hot liquid like touch

925
01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:39,880
your sphincter and you're like, oh, I got out. Oh it's yeah,

926
01:02:40,599 --> 01:02:44,320
but he didn't. He couldn't.
He was at the podium. Yeah,

927
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,239
but I mean he didn't, but
he didn't hold it. What I'm

928
01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:47,239
saying, Oh he's old. Yeah, Yeah, he's got it like that

929
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:52,079
Calamari's been out, been there for
a while. Yeah, that's all These

930
01:02:52,119 --> 01:02:55,039
people like he's having a was an
ambiance seizure or whatever, And I was

931
01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:59,880
like, stroke, would he sho
his pants? I I tweeted this,

932
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,280
this is fox's razor? All right? This is what I want to be

933
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:06,320
known for. A fox's razor.
It's just poop. Do not ascribe to

934
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,480
an elderly pers Do not ascribe a
medical emergency to an elderly person who has

935
01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:15,599
frozen when it can be more easily
ascribed to crapping their pants and realizing that

936
01:03:15,679 --> 01:03:19,360
they did so. Well, the
explanations. No, Okham, it's razor,

937
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,760
but I like it. It is
an Okham's razer. Every all of

938
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,000
those razors are essentially a subset of
Okham's razor. Yeah, it's just a

939
01:03:24,039 --> 01:03:29,480
straight line, right. The thirty
two delicacies, though, are pretty interesting,

940
01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:31,639
so big part of this was like, let's eat weird shit. These

941
01:03:31,719 --> 01:03:38,079
included such culinary oddities as bear paws, camel humps, entire pert's nests,

942
01:03:38,519 --> 01:03:43,840
those those crazy rich Asians. Hold
on, No, I don't go back

943
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,320
to the well. The bear paw, I don't know it seems like a

944
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,280
delicacy. You know what they eat
in Alaska. I had to write an

945
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,760
article on this early in my day
is a click at a click farm,

946
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:59,199
um moose, no's jelly. They
essentially like, I bet the snout is

947
01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:02,920
really easy to like it's very fatty, and you essentially like put it in

948
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,039
a pan and and like, yeah, if you liquefy it, it's got

949
01:04:06,079 --> 01:04:12,280
a bunch of collagen and it really
really good. But yeah, the bird's

950
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,920
nest. Yeah, the bird's nest. I gotta imagine that's like just all

951
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:19,239
the eggs in one nest and not
the sticks. No, no, it's

952
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:23,719
just the salad. Yeah, yeah, Actually it would be funny, like

953
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:27,800
you cook the eggs while the mother
watches, and then you break the mom's

954
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:32,000
neck and they defeather the mom,
and then you do the succession twigs to

955
01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:35,400
kind of scoop it up. Yeah
yeah, yeah, for sure, he's

956
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:41,800
every part of the nest. But
I'm not done. Obviously, monkey brains

957
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,360
were in this, which I guess
it's not I guess it's China, not

958
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:48,760
India, but it is like when
people get mad at Indiana Jones and the

959
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:53,719
Temple of Doom. The number one
racist. Thing that they point out is

960
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:57,719
that scene where they eat all the
wacky shit. Yeah, and look,

961
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,039
I'm not saying it's totally wrong in
that CRITI but like they did also eat

962
01:05:01,039 --> 01:05:04,880
that stuff sometimes. Oh yeah,
all kinds of was sometimes they ate that

963
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:11,679
ship. Obviously, monkey brains isn't
the like like Asian version of like Thanksgiving

964
01:05:11,719 --> 01:05:15,840
dinner. But it's not like a
standard dish. It's a delicacy. But

965
01:05:16,719 --> 01:05:20,039
a lot of delicacies from back then
were things that were just like you can't

966
01:05:20,079 --> 01:05:24,639
really get this anywhere and how to
make it. I also would eat monkey

967
01:05:24,679 --> 01:05:27,960
brains and of the Risings, although
not I think it in Template Doom it

968
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,480
was like chilled monkey brains. Yeah, probably not good. I don't want

969
01:05:30,639 --> 01:05:32,760
I don't want it gona be like, no, not a goospota, I'm

970
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,920
sorry, like a soup. It's
gonna be like a stew or something like

971
01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:40,360
manudo. Yeah, it's gonna be
a thickened kind of yeah, yeah,

972
01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:44,639
because manudos what stomach lining? Uh
it's tripe. Yeah, yeah, I

973
01:05:44,719 --> 01:05:47,400
believe it's tripe. If I'm flame
me in the comments, if you want.

974
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,360
Uh. The last thing I thought
was really interesting from the thirty two

975
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:54,239
delicacies. The one that stood out
to me the most was leopard fetuses,

976
01:05:55,639 --> 01:06:00,599
which what Yeah, how many pregnant
leopards did they have? Do you talk

977
01:06:00,599 --> 01:06:02,800
about delicacies? Right? Like,
how do you find these? How do

978
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,639
you get the leopard fetuses? The
worst leopard I've ever heard of? Hard

979
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:12,079
enough to come a buy, you
gotta count not only a leopard. But

980
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:16,880
like, that's that's what got me
the most was leopard fetuses because I immediately

981
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,440
thought, all right, there's twenty
five hundred people and they're eating for three

982
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:23,960
days. How far does the leopard
fetus stretchy? It's gotta be like two

983
01:06:24,119 --> 01:06:28,239
three people, man, if you're
using every part of it so like thy

984
01:06:28,599 --> 01:06:32,760
leg fucking I don't know, like
ribs so are and like a little embryo.

985
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,360
Yeah, like it's gotta be like
probably about just the size of like

986
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,960
a little quail or something. All
Right, So let's say it's a pretty

987
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,199
far along one. Think about a
puppy. Yeah, let's go a newborn

988
01:06:42,239 --> 01:06:45,000
puppy that's been like two folks.
Yeah, it's what on a skewer?

989
01:06:45,119 --> 01:06:49,880
You're eating it like a fucking quail
in the leopard just kind of take it

990
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,920
out leopard's unharmed. So I'm sorry. How many? So, like,

991
01:06:54,039 --> 01:06:58,119
how many you got a leopard?
Abortions were performed for this feast? A

992
01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:02,920
lot? You gotta think it was
just leopard murder. Okay, so it

993
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,920
was. It was a tur ducan
situation where you just kind of stuff the

994
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:11,800
food inside the food. Hold on, hold on, talk for a second.

995
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:15,840
This uh, I mean you have
my attention now, I would like

996
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:21,079
to try this. I yeah,
yeah, next Chinese buffet, I'm going

997
01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:26,079
to I'm asking for the leopard fetus. How do you cook it? I

998
01:07:26,159 --> 01:07:30,800
think he's I think it's skewer,
open fire. If there's twenty five hundred

999
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:34,719
people and they each one one leopard
fetus, say it's one per person,

1000
01:07:35,639 --> 01:07:39,880
and say you're having the max that
a leopard normally has in a litter,

1001
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:44,719
which is five, you would need
to find five hundred pregnant leopards right now.

1002
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,280
What if the leopards were actually just
all about China? They're very common,

1003
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:54,599
and then the reason they're endangered now
is because the beast of this feast,

1004
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:59,920
Well, I mean the Chinese did
murder that fucking bird, the sparrow.

1005
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,719
Yeah yeah, um, very effectively. So I mean they could have

1006
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,639
been like, hey, we're having
a big feast in a couple of months,

1007
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:10,519
start paying attention to the leopards.
Leopards were like squirrels in China at

1008
01:08:10,559 --> 01:08:15,280
one point, so many Like maybe
that was the answer to a bigger problem.

1009
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:17,199
It's like, it wasn't crazy that
they had like that they found five

1010
01:08:17,279 --> 01:08:20,560
hundred pregnant leopards. It was crazier
that they didn't do more. Like there

1011
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:27,600
were just so many great span into
your leopards, folks. Yeah, Chinese

1012
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:31,800
restaurants still do monshu Han inspired feasts
today. Actually this became like kind of

1013
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:35,840
a tradition of just having opulent feasts. If there's no leopard fetus, then

1014
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:41,039
they're not doing not traditional. Yes. Um. We can also talk about

1015
01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:44,560
the Shah of Iran's one hundred and
seventy five million dollar birthday party. Sick

1016
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,600
yeah. In nineteen seventy one,
a multi day banquet was held to celebrate

1017
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:51,800
the two thousand five Hundran. Yeah. Oh yeah, Western Iran. Cool

1018
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:57,199
Iran, Yeah, Hot Iran.
Yeah, Hot Iran, Iran's last hurrah

1019
01:08:57,319 --> 01:09:00,439
here it sounds like it is.
Yeah, it is the last cool thing

1020
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,159
they got to do before we ruined
it. I always see those pictures.

1021
01:09:02,319 --> 01:09:09,560
Just just babes gorgeous. It's gorgeous
that place, Tehran, it looks like

1022
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:13,560
the coolest place to be at that
time, in the like sixties, and

1023
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,359
Ben Affleck had to ruin it.
Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.

1024
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,600
So yeah. The two thousand,
five hundredth anniversary of Cyrus the Great's founding

1025
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:23,960
of the Persian Empire was kind of
fixed onto the Shah b Iran's birthday party.

1026
01:09:24,319 --> 01:09:27,800
So the elaborate birthday bash was stage
in the shadow of the ancient ruins

1027
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:32,119
of Persepolis or Persepolis. Yeah.
As part of the preparations, the Shah

1028
01:09:32,159 --> 01:09:38,079
wrecked at an oasis tent city adorned
with twenty miles of silk, flew in

1029
01:09:38,239 --> 01:09:43,520
food and chefs from France, and
imported fifty thousand songbirds from around the world.

1030
01:09:44,119 --> 01:09:48,359
The six hundred guests, who included
the Ethiopian Emperor I believe it's Hailey

1031
01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:54,039
Selassie, the Prince and Princess of
Monaco, more than sixty other royals and

1032
01:09:54,119 --> 01:09:59,359
heads of state, dined on roast
peacock and quail eggs and sampled five thousand

1033
01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:03,119
bottles of vinted champagne in between meals. They took in firework displays, dance

1034
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:09,439
performances in a parade that featured soldier's
costume as the great Armies from Persian history.

1035
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:13,800
The celebration was supposed to signify the
greatness of the Shah's regime even had

1036
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:18,199
a documented in a propaganda film called
the Flames of Persia, which sick flex.

1037
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,720
Here's my birthday party. I made
a propaganda film out. That's a

1038
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:26,159
great title, Flames of Persia.
Flames of Persia. Yeah, that's sick,

1039
01:10:27,159 --> 01:10:30,079
you know. Also in that,
yes, the prequel. Yeah,

1040
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:34,960
there is a weirdly amount of um. I've seen it on line before.

1041
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:39,279
I haven't like gone down the rabbit
hole, but I do know it's a

1042
01:10:39,399 --> 01:10:46,720
thing, is um sort of like
Persian supremacists, like ancient person like you

1043
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:55,800
know how like obviously the West essentially
takes it's sort of spiritual line from Greeks

1044
01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:00,880
and Romans. Yes, so there
is a not insignific amount of people who

1045
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:08,000
believe that the Greeks and Romans were
basically dog shit and the Persians were way

1046
01:11:08,079 --> 01:11:12,479
cooler, and the Persians were the
real ones who were doing all the cool

1047
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:17,359
shit times, and the Greeks and
Romans were just kind of like stealing.

1048
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:23,600
It wouldn't shock me whatsoever. But
you know what else the Greeks and Romans

1049
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:28,720
did really well Brandon account thinks,
Yeah, keep record marketing, yeah,

1050
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,920
pr Yeah. And the Persians they
took over a place they just allowed them

1051
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:36,520
to live. Yeah, stupidum.
But yeah, Unfortunately, this would be

1052
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:41,960
the last grasp or last gasp of
Iran's millennial old monarchy by the end of

1053
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,680
the decade. This is a funny
line here from what I sourced it from.

1054
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:50,640
But growing discontentment with his rules saw
him overthrown in a revolution. That's

1055
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:55,600
a really interesting way to gloss over
what probably happens. I mean, sure

1056
01:11:55,640 --> 01:12:00,319
there was some discontentment, maybe sewed
by you know, some folks, you

1057
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:02,399
know, certain places. Then you
know, it could be anybody. I

1058
01:12:02,399 --> 01:12:06,199
would like to hear about the Hussain
parties. Oh do the Uday and Kusa

1059
01:12:06,319 --> 01:12:10,640
parties. Yea, that just sounds
like some Joffrey. Yeah, I don't

1060
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,600
know if you want to hear about
those. It was actually probably just a

1061
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:15,640
lot of N sixty four in cocaine. A lot of rappers would go over

1062
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:21,159
yeah, yeah, perform just private
concerts like Tupac. Yeah, there's the

1063
01:12:21,319 --> 01:12:27,119
field of cloth and gold. If
you want to hear about that. King

1064
01:12:27,199 --> 01:12:30,920
Henry the eighth of England and King
Francis the First of France hosted a joint

1065
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,760
summit in fifteen twenty in a valley
near Kulais. They were supposed to be

1066
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:40,520
nurturing friendly relations between their two nations, but what happened was basically just a

1067
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,600
flex off between kings. Yeah,
well, yeah, it's what they do.

1068
01:12:44,119 --> 01:12:45,800
For two and a half weeks,
the royals attempted to upstage and outspend

1069
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,359
one another by hosting a spree of
drinking, jousting, and archery and feasting.

1070
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:54,840
The banquets featured elaborate tents and pavilions, meet from over four thousand lambs,

1071
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:58,239
calves and oxen, and fountains that
spewed wine. Actually, one of

1072
01:12:58,359 --> 01:13:02,880
the fountains of wine was so big
that the servers were in a small canoe

1073
01:13:04,279 --> 01:13:08,640
baddling around to serve people on the
edge of it. All right, I

1074
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,479
love that. That's my favorite things
fantastic. It's like it's you want to

1075
01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:15,880
see a fountain of wine. I
got your fountain wine. We don't do

1076
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,600
so right anymore, No, we
don't. I maximalism, We need it

1077
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,840
back. Yeah, oh the highlight
too hum, people are too humble.

1078
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:27,359
Apparently, the highlight of the Bender
came near its conclusion when the two royals

1079
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,920
squared off in an impromptu wrestling match. So they were both pretty drunk and

1080
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,520
just side right. Wait, wait, how old was the eighth for this?

1081
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:36,319
Um, He's gonna be pretty young
because he was a fat, useless

1082
01:13:36,359 --> 01:13:41,479
piece of shit after a while.
That's gonna work in wrestling. Further,

1083
01:13:42,319 --> 01:13:45,479
having the weight advantage that yeah,
he all he should have always had the

1084
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:51,119
way he definitely didn't look like Jonathan
rhese Myers. This is fourteen ninety one

1085
01:13:51,279 --> 01:13:55,600
was his birthday, so he's like
twenty nine. Okay, he's big,

1086
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,680
but not like obese. He's like
Robert Barathian. Yeah, like probably did

1087
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,239
some like probably still got some much
probably gas in thirty seconds. Yeah,

1088
01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:08,560
but uh, Francis, King Francis
the First of France, tossed him to

1089
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:13,680
the ground pretty quick, and it
supposedly the party was supposedly so price tag

1090
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:17,920
heavy, it drained both nations treasuries, and the party failed to initiate an

1091
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:23,279
era of good feelings. But first
off, it didn't drain both nations treasuries.

1092
01:14:23,319 --> 01:14:26,199
It just trained those guys bank accounts. It's just those these bank accounts,

1093
01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:29,159
because what a nation's treasury was back
then. It's fun to call it

1094
01:14:29,279 --> 01:14:31,279
that, but yeah, yeah,
it wasn't. And then, um,

1095
01:14:31,399 --> 01:14:34,359
I guess the last thing I'll talk
about too. If you want to talk

1096
01:14:34,399 --> 01:14:41,479
about birthday parties, Truman Capote's,
okay, pass, you don't want to

1097
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:45,359
hear about Truman Campode's birthday party,
go ahead, it's quick. So On

1098
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,680
November twenty eighth, nineteen sixty six, fresh off the success of his best

1099
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:53,319
selling book In Cold Blood, Truman
Capote hosted a much publicized Black and White

1100
01:14:53,399 --> 01:14:58,600
ball in the Grand ballroom of New
York's Plaza Hotel. It was held in

1101
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:01,600
honor of Washington Post Publis for Katherine
Graham. The Sware brought together what The

1102
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:06,239
New York Times called a spectacular group
that has or the most spectacular group that

1103
01:15:06,279 --> 01:15:10,960
has ever been assembled for a private
party. The five hundred forty person guest

1104
01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:16,279
lists included Frank Sinatra, Ralph Ellison, Lauren McCall, Henry Fonda, Andy

1105
01:15:16,319 --> 01:15:23,680
Warhol, Italian Princess Luciana Pignatelli,
and members of the affluent Vanderbilt Rockefeller and

1106
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:28,680
Astor families. Everyone should up wearing
a masks, which Capotti decreed cannot be

1107
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,760
removed until midnight, and celebrated with
dancing and four hundred and fifty bottles of

1108
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:39,279
vintage Tatenter champagne. The moment of
the night, though, was when author

1109
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:45,359
Normal Mailer challenged former US nor Sorry
Norman Mailer challenged former US National Security Advisor

1110
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:49,720
MC George Bundy to a fight over
the Vietnam War sick. Basically like,

1111
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:54,680
if I beat you, you have
to stop the Vietnam War. Can you

1112
01:15:54,720 --> 01:16:00,800
imagine that kind of call a party? Hey, God fucked me up pretty

1113
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,760
good. We gotta pull out,
but well everyone out. Listen, guys,

1114
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:06,079
I know it's happened a Commodey's birthday
party. Man, he had to

1115
01:16:06,079 --> 01:16:10,840
be there. Jumbo, we gotta, we gotta withdrawal. It was sixty

1116
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:14,760
six, so it wouldn't be jumbo. Yeah, it will be sixty six,

1117
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,279
isn't jumbo lbj Yeah? Oh yeah, you're right, sixties It wouldn't

1118
01:16:18,319 --> 01:16:24,560
be Nixon anymore. Kennedy, then
Johnson, then oh so I'm sorry,

1119
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,279
dude, man, you don't know
dates. I have a hard time with

1120
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:30,960
dead presidents. And then their succeeding
vice president. So LBJ got a full

1121
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,439
four years after Kennedy died. I
think j MO for like six years.

1122
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:38,199
He was in office from sixty three
two sixty nine. Okay, so he

1123
01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:42,039
won one term. Okay, got
it. So yeah, I was about

1124
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:45,560
that makes sense. Yeah, I'm
not great at dates, You're right.

1125
01:16:45,359 --> 01:16:49,680
And then he he died like five
years later, No, sorry, four

1126
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:56,880
years later. He wasn't a healthy
dude. Yeah, old jumbo gotta call

1127
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,399
it like you see it, I
guess. Mm. So that's it for

1128
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:01,680
Opulu parties and stuff. I mean, I really just wanted to talk about

1129
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:03,960
the bar tab, but I got
a couple others in there that were fun

1130
01:17:04,079 --> 01:17:06,960
to just talk about. In general, I appreciated the bartab math. Yeah,

1131
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,680
the Bartab math. Honestly, once
I'd done the spreadsheet, I was

1132
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,439
like, well, I have to
talk about this for a while. So

1133
01:17:13,239 --> 01:17:15,159
that's why I did it. What'd
you guys learn today? Though? People

1134
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:21,359
just want to escape, people like
to party. People don't appreciate the mindset

1135
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:27,640
in which they wake up and rightfully
so you mean, oh, they want

1136
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,560
to alter their mind. Yeah,
it's like they're just walking around until like

1137
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:36,239
two o'clock and they're like, get
me out of here. I think everyone

1138
01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:39,319
can agree with that. What's the
I think it's a It might be a

1139
01:17:39,359 --> 01:17:42,800
Sinatra quote, it might be Tony
Bennett, but it's like, I feel

1140
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:45,000
bad for people that don't drink because
they know exactly how I feel bad for

1141
01:17:45,039 --> 01:17:47,520
the people that don't drink, because
when they wake up in the morning,

1142
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:51,079
that's the best they're gonna feel all
day. Yeah, I mean, And

1143
01:17:51,239 --> 01:17:57,000
just to kind of color in my
own context on drinking as the national pastime

1144
01:17:57,279 --> 01:18:00,479
a lot of people. I think
as of late, I think it might

1145
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:03,119
have to It might have started around
the temperance movement and just gotten worse over

1146
01:18:03,239 --> 01:18:08,880
time. But we like to paint
anyone that uses substance and then slightly abuses

1147
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,720
them from time to time as an
addict. And it gets pretty like,

1148
01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:15,640
you know, I'm starting to see
stuff on Instagram and stuff. It's like

1149
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:18,319
even one sip of alcohol is bad
for you. It's like shack. The

1150
01:18:18,399 --> 01:18:26,479
pushback on alcohol these days is fucking
instinct, like stops the development of muscle

1151
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:30,239
growth for twenty four hours. Oh
cool, who gives a shit? Who

1152
01:18:30,359 --> 01:18:33,359
cares? I'm not like you don't
care about kids. Here's what. Here's

1153
01:18:33,399 --> 01:18:40,119
what most people who are against drinking
in particular because it's the most common drug.

1154
01:18:42,199 --> 01:18:45,800
Here's their real probo is that their
actors, they for the most parts

1155
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:49,800
Hollywood. Yeah, they don't know
who they really are because all they do

1156
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:55,159
is play characters. No, definitely, definitely, that is part of it.

1157
01:18:55,720 --> 01:19:00,680
They can't take responsibility for their own
irresponsibility. It's like, like you,

1158
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:05,399
the fact that you couldn't be responsible
with this thing is no one else's

1159
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:12,000
problem. But you stop yelling at
the alcohol. You're the asshole. Yeah,

1160
01:19:12,159 --> 01:19:15,119
I mean to be frank, it's
the classic. Uh well, let

1161
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:19,239
me take my personal experience and extrapolate
it to the entire world. In their

1162
01:19:19,279 --> 01:19:25,600
experience, it's pretty self centered.
Um yeah sure. Yeah. Alcohol definitely

1163
01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:30,399
has had times where it's been awful
in the country. Like true, alcohol

1164
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:34,000
does not kill good vibes. Bad
vibes kill good vibes. Yeah, that's

1165
01:19:34,119 --> 01:19:40,680
right, that's right. Is that
a bad guys with guns kinda? Yeah?

1166
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,920
Yeah, I saw it on a
T shirt? A good guy?

1167
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:45,439
Is that the boardwalk the other day? Gunstone? Guy with good vibes drinking

1168
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:50,000
alcohol kills the guy. Bad gunstone
kill people. Bad vibes killed people.

1169
01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:56,000
Well kinda, I mean to be. We're all about vibes these days.

1170
01:19:56,199 --> 01:20:04,000
Yeah, who's Hitler? Um I
the leopard hunters, the leopard genocide.

1171
01:20:04,079 --> 01:20:09,399
Yeah, the leopard abortionists China.
Okay, I mean that's fair. Good

1172
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:12,279
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1173
01:20:12,359 --> 01:20:15,880
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1174
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,720
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1175
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:25,159
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You might get more some months, yeah,

1176
01:20:25,239 --> 01:20:28,079
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1177
01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:31,000
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1178
01:20:31,039 --> 01:20:34,159
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1179
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:39,840
you're going back and listening to us
talk about news stories from twenty twenty

1180
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:43,399
two or something like that. Stuff
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1181
01:20:43,399 --> 01:20:45,000
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There's only one episode in our entire

1182
01:20:45,079 --> 01:20:48,840
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1183
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:51,560
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1184
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:55,600
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1185
01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:58,600
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