It was a grand what's going on everybody? Well the two of you that
are here so far, because I know we started label, but let's get
to the point where niggas just show up later, like, oh the shows
will sorry as, so we'll just show up at nine thirty. Look,
because that's they now used to sting your peak, your peak viewership. Dina
said, Yo, what did dude, family? Niggas used the deluxe dition
intro? Didn't you just never paid attention. That's the same damn intro.
Shit ain't checking And I gotta get up there. Logo sick. What is
this? It's my mom. She's not important, So now I'm I'm gonna
get on her ass in the second Cigaret Ship. But if this is your
first time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I'm a
hosting favorite hotivational speaker, MEMI meem some one hundred or comer walker if you're
nasty. I've been joined by the majority of my co host at the moment.
To my immediate left, we got the narcissist podcut one and the silliest
you know never mind, I don't even know, I don't even want to
know. We are also joined by the man behind the magic. We got
our producer, the classic man, mister Wiz. He was a fraud that
you know. The Wiz really sounds like a fetish point of piss. Only
you, only you would take cold class. Shut. Tomas is running late.
He said he was doing some yard work, so you know, he
had to wash his balls and get them fresh, and he didn't. Yep,
yard work is a big He was doing some yard work. The nerve,
nigga, you work with meat, all that you do. I'm saying
that we're gonna make everybody else right. I'm just saying, you're not excluding
my brother. You you actually lead if you wanted to math. You got
the work a job like you got meat in your head, your hands as
you done, but fresh meat. Show up the meat like you gotta.
You gotta rub the meat, slap the meat around. No, I don't,
I don't meat. I don't do any of this. I don't do
any of this. You wrap people meat for him. Pause. That's the
gist of my job though. Heavy. Yeah, I'm just saying, see
how not minding your beings right? Because really, bro, your job is
the worst. So many your job and then you work with white folks who
all they do is talk about meats. I'm just making sure you, sir,
you with a slap on the risk. And that's always want to see
a man about a horse clear joined by the beautiful Serada. I'm her goddamn
horse. Hey, I understand. Sometimes Hey, y'all, let me give
can we pause that possible use to deliberately witholding my button because he know we
will hit the wo We'll definitely be doing it quite often. I know I'm
sing, but hello, everyone's thread a bum one a k. I'm crankly
resilient. And also that's what she said on Jamin ID eight point three w
JMR and this will do. That's what she said the same man the last
guy. First and foremost is she's not in the comments and she's supposed to
actually be in the studio to day. We ain't gonna saying that Britt and
the cold, but we want to go ahead and clap it up for Britt
for throwing in the friends giving. Now. It was nice because y'all know,
you know, I usually don't be on the outside, but you know
I definitely I applied. I'm proud of her. She has been eating meat
all weekend after dark, I have my mind. Look minutes stick this morning,
you have mother. Look. So the star of the show for me
was the giggle juice. Yes, yes, so I did not giggle at
all. I went home and passed out. And it's crazy because the chick
that made it sat there like a proud grandma watching niggas eat her Sunday dinner,
you know. And it's funny because the person had made the peach cobbler.
I didn't get any, but she said that that's you know, she
hated that she couldn't stay and do that, to stand in the corner and
watch everybody enjoyed. Ye. We was in the group chat just talking about
it. Say look briny about Hey, y'all, I'm still in recovery.
But now we were. We were in the middle of giving you your uh
flowers, yeah for for throwing. You know, such an amazing event yesterday,
because I definitely had a good time and with some amazing vibes. And
I can't I camped out at the scene eating the entire time that I was
there. I wasn't there that long. And the reason for this was because,
of course my mom. Now y'all know, we only had one vehicle
in the house because I'm like, there's no reason for me to get a
car. Note when there's a vehicle that's there, and you know, she
don't. She don't really fucking go nowhere. So it's usually just me driving
anyway. But it seems like whenever I have something to do, you know,
she she finds, she finds something to do. And it's like that
brings me to a thing like you know how a lot of people with diseases
that you can't see, they get questioned a lot. It's people like her,
people like her, why don't get here? No? Sit like me?
And the person was an invisible illness as well, I can understand,
Yeah, myself is under control, right, fiber mile blue fits you know,
like it's not it's not an invisible illness, yeah, because you can't
see it. The person has a broken leg. You can see they got
a broken leg. She got broken No just nigga, how I'm broken internally?
Nigga? How shit just goes haywired, Like my shit is just fucked
up. And it's a lot of people that are like that. And it's
like people feel like if they can't visibly see something is wrong with you.
Then you're not sick. And my mom is like, you know, one
of the like we know that she has the knee injury. You can visibly
see the knee injury, but her fiber mile miles and all that shit,
like it's different. And she is one of those people that makes people feel
like, oh, man, ain't nothing wrong with you or you're just playing
that shit up, because it's like all week long, you just but the
moment I have something to do, you magically got enough strength, energy and
your legs work where you can go shopping for three and four hours and I'm
waiting on you to fucking come back so I can leave and do what I
gotta do every time. So yesterday, we have a family calendar, you
know, the same way how uh you know iPhones and shit, y'all do
y'all shit all of us in the house. We got our samson, So
we have a shared family calendar. Anything that you have to do, make
sure you put it on this calendar. So before we set appointments or make
any plans, we can look at this calendar and make sure that it's not
conflicting. Because there is only one vehicle in the house. I had on
the calendar for weeks, like I had the entire Saturday blocked off, like,
do not make plans on this day. I'm not dropping nobody off.
I don't want to have to wait on nobody to come back. I'm not
picking nobody else. Don't playing ship for this day, and if you do,
you better have a new one, right. So I set my alarm
for yesterday morning to get up at ten am with friends giving. You know,
everybody was charging, you know, bringing something. So for me,
I'm like, all right, I'm gonna make my spinish dip. That ship
was gone, like I had to wash my pant out. I saw you
bring it in and yeah, they they they killed that ship. Uh oh
see look I ain't even see it. In the comments, brid said,
why you missed out on that giggle juice and my taco dip, Mimi.
Folks kept talking about your dip. That ship was fired to last man man
and when when I tell you, like, I went over there and I
was like, damn, it was like it's like a a It was like
a third, you know. And then I went back again and I said,
well, shit, it's empty. I might as we wash it out
now. So I ended up in that like that's what they was waiting for,
right, Like niggas are not eating day, they just waiting on your
dip. That's how quickly was gone. That's same thing with my fruits and
vegetables. I felt pretty good about that. Yeah, you know what didn't
go away? Fine, goddamn vegan cookies and it was good though. But
I'm sitting outside your house, oh, waiting on one that's checked the group
check your fault. Yeah, you gotta checked the group check because Memi,
she would say one, I'm on my way, thank you. Remember Timmy
tells us he can't multitass last week because you are right the educated one and
didn't use your education. Wonderful people said. Between Mimi's dip and CC's God
damn yeah, cc mad she made the buffalo chicken dip, I did either,
yep, and so Britt Britt had him together, so she had so
she had my spinning dip, she had my spinnish dip and uh CC's buffalo
did it was that you could not have gotten everything? Yeah? It literally
a miss, ma'am because after after I can't even ask him hand in the
room. Now, when I got my giggle juice, I didn't talk to
the creator of it to know that you wasn't supposed to have a whole couple
of it. He was only supposed to have like the lower fourth, and
then you mixed the rest. I had a whole couple of that ship to
be problematic when I tell you, I was drunken high simultaneously while watching people
play space ten I'm just about my meeting chicken on a stick. That part
you remember you've seen the movie Major Pain, right, I see, I
don't remember it, but I've seen it. Who else I have ever seen
the movie Major Pain? And just awa Sereda was eating on this motherfucking stick.
You completely understand the joke. He was on the phone good eating.
Everyone I'm telling myself has joined us. I was thinking, was it's cool,
bro, nice star wars. Yeah. Well, in the middle of
and of talking about tardiness, like back to my mom. So you know,
I have this entire day blocked out for nobody to schedule anything. So
I set my Lauren for ten am because I'm like, I want to knock
everything out and you know, be be ready to go. So I'm getting
ready to get in the shower because my plans were a symbol the spinach dip.
Now, put it in the fridge, and then before I get ready
to go, you know, bake it first so that it would be fresh
when I got to the party. So I get up and I'm going through
the fridge and I'm like, bro, I'm missing ingredients that my mom said
that she got the day before. She is turning into a hundre rat like
right before our very fucking odds does everybody else not see it? I can't
address it now because I'm literally in the middle of telling the story though,
reserve, but gonna let it go. Yeah, yeah, I read that
was on the dock. Huh yeah, But I so if my mom texts
me she was like, hey, you know what time are you leaving?
Because I was gonna go to Woodman's and you know, get the rest of
the stuff, I'm like, well, go ahead, because I'm about to
get in the shower, meaning that I'm thinking that she's just gonna go to
Woodman's, get this ship that I'm missing, and come right back. That's
not how that works at all with hurt this motherfucker Woodman's, Walmart, picking
safe, picking up online order, doing all of this extract and she didn't
even have the decent and say, well, you know what, if I'm
gonna be out here, even though she told us not to plan shit for
today, at least have the decency and common sense drop off the ingredients that
she's missing before I go do my shit. So this entire time, I'm
waiting on her. And when I tell you, she didn't get back until
almost three o'clock, bro hey, whoop her ass man. I was behind
on everything because I needed a pedicure, all kinds of shit. So that's
why I woke up so early, because I'm like, I can hit the
nail shop early before anybody's in there, get my pedicuan shit done, had
a spinish, get prepared, get dreaded, my makeup, every everything that
I had to do. The spinish that was just gonna be the very last
thing. And at that point all I had to do was go on the
oven so that by the time it was time for me to go, I
could just put it in my DoorDash bag and go. But no, she
put me behind so fucking far. So I got to the party late.
As ship, what time did I get to the fucking party? It was
almost six thirty seven o'clock. Yeah, and it was up ready nine.
Yeah, and I got there like a little bit after six. I couldn't
go. Yeah, we were asking where you were. We definitely was concerned
about you. I had a paint party I had to do. Did you
like a new model for me? Ye? Turn turner when she's given everybody
disclaimers about that damn juice. I told you to man, I wasn't mad
about it. It was that juice was excellent. It was so good,
it was fantastic. I just wasn't ready because I had ship to do.
Still, Yeah, I can't. But yeah, so fast forward to uh
to today and she comes, she she leaves and she comes pulling up in
the driveway at like eight fifteen, know when I started to pot at eight
thirty. And it's like, so you made me late yesterday just to go
and go shopping today when you could have just did all of that ship too.
So yeah, we go, we go have it out when I got
because she knew I had to attitude and ship. You're gonna hold on to
the attitude. This is me and me we're talking about. Yeah, yeah
she got because so that brings me. It's like to the invisible disease thing.
And I told her, I said, I said, I figured out
a way to cure you. All I have to do is tell you that
I have something to do, because miraculously, when I have something to do,
you got all this fucking might to walk around and shit, nothing's wrong
with you. But tomorrow you're gonna be playing it up again because you're not
gonna want to take reader school. Right. But when it's something that you
don't want to do, then all of a sudden, this what ken,
Yeah, take it to your mama. Yeah, especially because you know our
mom's having bad always expecting us to bring them ship to eat home. And
I tell you, said, that's why you don't get along. That's why
her and her sister don't get along, because her and they ask us like
like you always begging too, Nigga. The team Where to go is the
name of this episode? Oh English and Beef, Oh e beef, speak
of it. That's we got a video that I'm going to play on the
screen. Tyler, No, it's the money bag yo concert. I apologize,
Brittany Cole. I had all intentions on making that event, but it
was double I was double booked because there was a birthday party I was supposed
to tend too that I was going to, but I couldn't go because people
booked a paint party that normally nobody ever books, and five people book like
dat all days right to hit me up? What you doing about four o'clock?
I got a paint party. That's where Alaska? You rolling? Well,
while I'm getting the videos together, tell about the Dame Raft trip we're
taking this week. Oh, yes, the Magnificent. I have to see
the Wizard. Yes, the Wizard of Rock, the President of Rockefeller.
The Wizard of Rockefeller is gonna be at. Actually it's a fancy place.
Is that like the Symphony is the Marking Symphony? Yeah, so Dame Dash
is gonna be speaking. You're gonna gonna listen to Dame Dash talk. Sound
like my guys, it's hip hop. We're going Hey, that's what I
told Tone with Tone actually didn't want to go as a party, like,
hey, we want to see Dame Dad was like, bro, like what
the fuck? Like Dame that work? But you know what? Okay,
okay, wait, waits the beef. I don't have a beef. I
just don't find things that Dame Dash says. It like it's hip hop.
Now if you and he's a business yeah, okay, that's cool. You
can be all of that. I can find your business practices erratic, and
I can find the ship that you said some shit. I don't want to
listen to. You know what, Sometimes it's not the message, it's the
messenger, so what change. Sometimes it's also the message, which I didn't
like how he tried to shoot on people that working nine to five, right,
like the way he was talking to dj because he got a job and
a boss, Like, for the fuck out of here, dj V anyway,
So he can say whatever you want to say that GJV. But if
he's him. But if dj V is representing me, I don't want to
represent me. So this that motherfucker he's not representing me. But it's a
fucking job. Everybody got a job. Somebody got a boss. He do
do? He say? He don't heat you do? So what are you
preaching this all? I ain't got no boss. You got a boss?
Hey, it's like going to church. I know this nigg isn't have the
holiest motherfucking the world. He's just speaking on the behalf of some should he
believe. And I'm want to decide whether or not I believe it or not.
He's he's, he's damned as I don't and I don't have to wake
up early on a Sunday to do that, to be like, maybe I
agree with you and I don't. But yeah, it's free. But I'm
saying, like, but how you broke that, like the concept of church,
and I'm problem I don't. I don't go to church, but people
do. And it's the same thing. You take it, take it,
leave free. It's free. It's free. Comment giving me a ticket.
I still got you. Yes, yes, Britt, I still have You're
Hey, if it's dinner with Dame Dash or food stamps, I'm going to
pick and set because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to work. I just
don't. Hey, if it's food stamps, I'm going there. But shit,
it's Milwaukee. They don't have shit. And we complain about half a
ship and this nigga is here talking for free. I'm see the nigga,
what the fuck? She? Dame has to walk so jay Z can run,
so we need Dame here so we can eventually get Jack. And I'm
a part of the hip hop preservation society. He is shut off that so
he has to be there. I mean, not even that. We're about
the logo that to you Yeah yeah, yeah, that gonna be fire.
Yeah yeah. If this is is some real shit, we believe in actually
getting all the ship and having an accurate like I want to. I don't
want to hear no ship like off of clips and shit. I wanna hear
all right out of his mouth. He said he's Jesus. I don't believe
the nigga, but I can at least say name. Dash said on the
stage on the microphone in front of everybody, he's Jesus. I heard him
say that, heard him say, you know what I'm saying, that's just
verifying some shit that I need to preserve. I was there, nigga,
there to be there? How many people? How many people can you talk
about that you've been there like you heard secondhand? Like, I don't know
if I believe in the shit. I was on the air when he said
that inbox Brit all the details. Oh, I'm I got you, Brit.
I'm actually doing that as y'all got any food left? Nope, I
asked this morning, hey, because we can make a trip after this.
It's all like hip hop this and hip hop that, because you know the
fifth park, I like, I have a you always say that every time
you said hip hop started out, the park stood out after dark Line.
All right, but again to your question, hey, like funky cod Medina
lyrics as wild as fuck? That was wagging. I get it. What
was that song about? No, but and that's my point, like,
stop the nigga was hating. He was hating on the nigga at the end
of the bar that was getting all the holes until he finally was like,
you know what, let me stop hating it. Go ask Bro how he
getting all these homes. And then Bro was like, hey, spike they
drink. But then its like but then this nigga is like but then,
but then it continues because he spikes the bitch drink just to find out that
it's a man. Yeah. Oh, y'all is ruining the hip hop,
ruining hippop was wild here, ruby and tomatoes, Bro, just like I
got a man. Yeah, so he he got a man. Was a
nigga who that. That's a nigga who shoot bitches. So the funky called
medina. The medina is the ship that you're you're putting their drinks. It's
real shit. Yeah, so he puts its basically, so he so he
puts it. He puts it in this bitch drink, just to get her
back and realize that it's not a hurt, it's hill. That's why let
me put kiss br me me Tommy the laptop, Thomas, you gotta do
your job. Oh wow, I didn't know she was gonna be here.
Who Brit said, shit, I can't go see uh Dame. I'm going
to see miss patt seven at the improve that same let's go see miss pat.
I mean, if it's between the two between Miss Patter Dame, I'm
going to see miss pat Pail. I'm going to see Dame. You're not
wrong. So here here on the lyrics, someone just read them. I
got eight tickets for anybody who want to go see Dame. Basically, he's
the fifth He's the fifty cent of Dame. He's the fifty cent of Dame.
Tickets trying to blow. I'm still moving a mouth and shit here coming
moment. I'm trying to I was trying to click Brit coming off the screens.
I put the lyrics out for you. That's why let's get time in
the laptop. You know he'll go look for ship. Bro, this is
why I got it for you. No name. Don't you know what tone
volks seeing some ship did write it? You definitely seeing something? I mean,
did you just stop looking for the money bag y'o video? Though?
Tom, No, it's up. It's in the thing at the bottom.
Okay, Yeah, you started talking about other shit, so I just was
gonna let you finish and be like, all right the video. So the
lyrics code cooling at a bar and I'm looking for some action. I feel
like mc jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction. The girls are all
around, but none of them want to get with me. My threads are
fresh and I'm looking death. Yo, what's up with the l s?
The girls is all jocketing at the other end of the bar having drinks with
some no name chump, Like, Bro, why are you hating we get
so we like they having drinks with some no name chump when they know that
I'm the star. So I got up and strolled over to the other side
of the cantina, and I asked, why are you so flying? He
said, fucking gold medina. So this brother told me a secret on how
to get more chicks. Put a little medina in your glass and the girls
have come real quick. It's better than alcohol or any or afrods. Yet,
a couple of SIPs of this love postion and she would be on your
lap, like bro it is nuts wild liquid heroine. I'm a skip because
I don't care about all that. You don't care about the course, don't
care about yea, so it said. I went up to this girl.
She said, Hi, my name is Sheena. I thought she'd be good
to go with the little funky cold medina. She said, I like it
drink. I said, okay, I go get it. Then a couple
of SIPs she called liquor lips, and I knew that she was with it.
So I took her to my crib and everything went Hella's playing, But
when she got addressed, it was a big old mess. Shea was a
man, so I threw him out. I'm gonna mess around with no Oscar
Mayer Wiener. She you must be sure that your girl is pure. For
the fucking co songwriters, Marvin Marvin Young, you know what I'm seeing,
y'all. Ain't no plans with a man. Oh yeah's a monster y'all.
I want y'all to understand, No, no, what are you gonna listen
to that song? I I want y'all to understand that these niggas didn't sing
some shit because that's not a song you just make up that happened to somebody.
Queen sounds like do you call the cops? You can get chilling rate
drug and him right like you're gonna go to cops, That's what I'm saying.
It's like, it's like what you get like when you get ribbed drug.
It's like, yea, let us stop my car? Who am I
gonna take? When? When? When did the song come on? And
when did you realize that ship was bullshit? Me? Where did you hear
this song? Be so? Like? Yeah, because this is why,
because he just came out of nowhere to mus hip hop, but because I
heard wild things. I per I've heard not a peep from this nigga or
any even mention of him during Yeah you've been on bullshit, I know,
But look, how are you talking from Tom Loakes? Since he showed up
and was the poetic justice was too much? All right? They stumped out
the boyfriend that came over that dre real real cool, like for no reason,
like Daw didn't dude, daw did not deserve that he man, I
mean, who had it worse him? Order dude from I think I love
my wife Chris Rock, I don't know, because Chris Rock was all Chris
Rock could have took my motherfucking he he beat, he beat the ship out
of Chris. Chris Rock was in his house though, they're getting their ship,
so she put a bunch him mad. But Chris could have got the
Drock though. Okay, that's the one time I bad at Chris Rock because
he could have gotten grow off from curios. Also cousins as the ass woman
for ministers design. Like if we're talking about niggas getting stomped out because dank
dang was whipping his ass. No, it was it was more old dog
than kang. Old dog had nothing else to do. God damn it.
Britt tumbouts him. Now someone needs to perform it at the next Friends Given
for karaoke. I just like the fact that you said next Friends Given.
That means that we will save it for the fuck the kids kick back,
John Bees don't talk. It's also about a date rape d drink wow,
and yeah, like them a dirty riding scoundrel niggas. No, we're not
gonna talk about them niggas. They will have to talk about the song that
Slick Rick put out about having ain't no sex that uh entrance only or something
like that. It's on that behind bar jail. So the nigga with one
eye was trying to get the brown eye. No, there's a song that
I listened to faithfully as a fucking child. Bro Yes, yes, DRS.
Dirty rotten scoundrel is called Strip. There's no reason that that should have
even been allowed to be recorded without niggas being arrested in the studio. Let
along for me to be singing and shit consistently as a child recorded to your
buddy's house. Like, if you have not heard this song, that shit
is crazy, Like it's really hud on. You played it several times.
It's called adults Only, Tommy. It's on the Artist Storytelling album. Oh
what about this song Strip? Oh that'shit wild Man? Who's that by DRS
DRS the ones that made gangsterling? Oh really yeah, I heard of this
siso my homeless. Yeah you think that shit is like you know you got
my body? And then they just start you know what, Right, that's
kind of where I'm esculated really quickly, escalated, escalated immediately, Yo,
too many for shit. I told your ass when you was over from the
last from the side of the menu, that was fucking side. It's like,
Yo, I told your ask when he was over from that side of
the menu that was the fucking side, meaning that's all the side. Okay,
I'm saying wrong. Okay. Now I haven't heard this song before.
Now you act like you don't want to give up some draws. Check this
out, low low, Yeah, check this shit out, Lowe. I'll
make you a little deal. You go give up the draws and I won't
get in that ass. Let's stop right here. Loca is directly a nigga.
But this gang reference like you can't talk to the home, you can't
talk to the heaps, like like the bros, but they sun, they
sun being rapid. The nigga was like, girl, I'm really sorry Daddy
had to come to this, but I'm not going home with no fucked up
kiss. You can take this how you you won't, but you need to
realize that if you wasn't selling that you shouldn't ever like they're really singing,
I'm mad at you sunk it like a nursery rhyme. Though, yeah,
that's how we go singers. They were hood niggas who can harmonize kind of
man? These might be bars? What about do me now? But Danna
says, now I'm counting three. Girl. When I turn around, all
I want to see is your painties on the ground. I suggest you dropped
them. Draws girl. If you don't, I will. I've been spending
all this time. That was time you paid your bill. Oh my strip
Kill him off, girl, like that's yelling in the background. Bro,
you got you look at least because you know block and at least see if
you can play the chorus part. Don't make what you wanted. Don't make
me beat that ass bitch now straight, get him off, girl. It's
verse number two, he said, don't be your friend, girl, screaming,
you might get hurt barely eighteen flip a corn. Let's see who's first.
Girl. You know that ship was done when you call na on one,
it's awful hard to talk with a mouthful of come Wait a minute,
sir, and I was swifting to this ship faithfully as a child. This
is the word we used to live there. Now you wonder why niggas are
mad aggressive? Now? Oh see, you can't see the part under that
It says, don't have to give me shit, girl, because I'm taking
it. You better move your fucking arm, girl, or else I'm breaking
it. Oh my, these are pimps wrapping yo fellas. Yeah, hold
this bitch down. I'm breaking me off a piece and then I'm passing it
around the whole shiting known what we wanted her to do. Why is your
daughter in my room at a quarter after two in the afternoon, n no
morning. Let's shin get here. But the talking part at the end is
wild a yo, just don't apply to all women. So if it don't
apply to you, don't even trick. But for that certain scandalous dog booty
breath, money hungry trick that got my boy locked down for some bull a
yo, it's time to get him off girl. I don't know when,
I don't know why she got him locked the fuck up, sir, wonder
the for you. The old girl probably fled for her life, got tired
of getting abused, so she caught the cop. So this nigga's in't jail
for domestic violence, and y'all want to go and gang right her? I
will, I've been spending all this time. Don't make me trip. This
definitely could be like a Tooby horror movie. Well, this is what.
Don't make me chase you. He thought he would say he was in his
bag though, damning. He thought he was sexty. He's a bit,
he thought he would say. He thought he was divine. That like what
was like the animal? Really? Remember it was the last track. Some
niggas slipped it on there the last minute. Yeah, do y'all see this
album? Anybody before that? He got a J and A on his hat.
Not really trusted him intact, he got up, get a ball girl,
yeah right there. It was sick dog, gloomy BRep, money hungry
chicks. They gave him a boy that down over some bull and yo,
it's time to get a bath girl. Don't apply to all women. So
if it don't, girl, I'll give me off in this school. And
yep, all women, So if it don't apply to gain, don't even
shrink. But for that, such scaleless shik dog, bloody brap, money
hungry chicks, they gave him a boy to down over some bull and Yo,
it's time to get a bath, girl, not angry. Yeah,
it's fun. Look, they don't need some therapy. Bro, you got
a baseball back in the corner on the the album cover. Get him off,
girl. I'm telling you, I don't know what was wrong with nigga's
back then, but they were openly admitting rape every alit. Hey, these
niggas was like West Coast, Uh, crips and bloods and shit loud.
He's the same man portant look out for their home and yeah, go back
to BRIT's comments. You know, we gotta we gotta do it now.
And now I'm and now I'm wondering if the home died because he was gott
Are you doing fine? She replied, side actually wild thing, actually place
kind of don't forget them the wa y'all. I need a body bag,
hey, and all that shit you're gonna rap. I'm very worried about protections.
I want to put a condom on so I could take your pussy.
They put a condom on, No evidence left, holler ruining hip hop man.
I'll put hot sauce in there so that you are trying to put it
back in. You have admitted that they did like they passed lyrics and shit
they shout out the mace because he knew she was not a nine day music
song on the chick who was seventeen amg and definitely admitted to bagging young chicks,
And of course I got the aura. I cannot forget about mc ran
in the movie theater. I mean, since we're already on the topic of
you know, under age bullshit, we can jump into this news story that
is actually local. You're talking about the teacher. The teacher. Yeah,
so a teacher from the Brown Deer School district was accused of having sex with
the eighth grader and buying him a fucking gun. It's not even the it's
not even the teacher that really bothered me about the story, why, niggas,
it's the men in the comments section. Now everything equal me, I
mean equally bothered me, Like everything was just sick. I'm not even the
teacher hadn't bothered me, like thinking why I have a controversial take, So
I'll just go ahead. No, because so many men in the comment were
like where were these teachers at when I was young and just basically like okay
with the fact of a younger man under age at that still right story?
How how was she thirty? She was thirty thirty apart thirty four and fourteen?
Okay fourteen. He was her teacher, she was her teeth, his
teacher. Did you read did you hear the transcript of them? He came,
he came into a special like hey, breaking news. He was as
ship and I saw it at the last he read the text messages back and
forth. Fam was straight throwing Top nine game at her, not making it
right. At the fourth day, what kind of fucking sauce you got?
No, h the fourteen year old was throwing the game at her. That's
what I'm saying, b what kind of sauce you got in? I popped
in in this point she was like. She was like, but I'm your
teacher. He was like, not after June such and such, and she
was like, you got a point there. It was like she was falling
into the ship, but she was falling into it with purpose because she was
she knew where she was going with it. Because instead of you saying you
are a child, she said, oh no, I don't want to violate,
you know, student teacher privilege. I don't want people to think I'm
giving you age just because you must nigga, that is not the thing that
made it in fucking appropriate. It is the fact that he is a twenty
year difference, is younger than he was a child. He was definitely asking
for picks and she was in him. You disgusted me on something so and
even in this itsiness, it's like because had the roles been reversed and it
was a male teacher and it was a female student that was throwing it at
him, they wouldn't be like, oh man, she just got a game
and put that a little bit fast. No, I said, this is
what I said, and I was called gross where because I said this ship?
I was pissed. I was like, all right, I'm out.
I'm just saying my opinion. But the nigga has a little bit of responsibility
in this ship. He's not innocent. They were like, why do you
saying he's the kid getting the gun? Nigga? He asked, and a
stack. Dog got a stack. She brought him a stack from educated credit
union. Here, nigga, thousand dollars dog fucking game, Like, my
little nigga must really put something hurt because you got a stack and a glock.
But but but he's a kid. She should have been adult enough to
black nigga, just get the fu off my line, which is why it's
her fault. It is her fault. Kids are always going to push the
fucking limits she's and they are going to do what you allow them to do
when you don't put your fucking foot down on shit. Right. I have
this question, what is the difference between a fourteen year old? And I
know what the answer is, but I won't see if everybody has the same
consists the fourteen year old hopping in and let's say Mimi has a hunda hopping
in your hun die with her with his homeboys riding through the city and crash
that bitch and the nigga like crash through a tree and he perishes, and
everybody like, that's the fuck he get. Shouldn't have been out there whiling
out like making those kind of decisions. This is very similar to making a
stupid ass decision with an adult. The only difference is what there's another adult,
there's another there's another an adult involve all that actually has common sense enough
to say that this is that's that's dumb as hell. But some of the
same adults is like, that's what you get. Why why is it?
Why is it that much different? Because in the actions with them taking a
car and going enjoy Bryan and shit like, there was literally nobody to regulate
that. In some cases there are and some case there is no. I
mean like there's some cases there are being like a fifteen year old being with
an eighteen year older sometimes or twenty year old or whatever. I mean sometimes
they were with I mean there's some odd I mean I saw one with like
a thirty year old or something. It wasn't age differences in somebody's circles.
But even then, what do we instantly do, Like even when we say
in those situations like, that's what that bad little motherfucker get because he knew,
yeah, he wasn't supposed to do that, and at this point there
was nobody physically there to stop them from taking this. Fuck, that's that
same motherfucker who's grown enough to do some ship and make decisions like that.
It's the same motherfucker who is in this classroom trying to get some pussy from
a grown ass woman who is not going to try to have sex period.
Mh Like I would. I would, Actually, that's what I was saying,
that's my point. I wouldn't have at that age. I wouldn't been
scared the ship, like what the fuck you want? Like you're trying to
this is a little creepy, Like it would have felt creepy. But then
my nigga who was like, oh, I'm gonna suck that bitch. We
all as a as as men, we all had a fan a friend that
were like, man, you didn't you didn't go. You didn't go for
that ship. Not from what's that education? Sperien know what I'm saying.
What are we talking about? Oh? Sta came from education credit Union,
they said, it came in he gave her, She gave him an envelope.
But even in the instances where you have kids that are joy riding and
crashing these cars and shit, what's the first thing we had like where is
the pep? His parents? Where the fuck his parents here? Right?
And that's what I didn't understand because the mama saw it ain't no way wait,
the mama saw I didn't know this part. Mama, she reported,
she didn't report she instead of beating his bitch ass and dragging her and turning
her every which way, but fucking loose. You see that this grown ass
bitch is sending naked pictures and texting and ship with your fourteen year old child.
And you didn't shred this bitch to pieces. Bitch, you not even
quite matter. You don't want to start. That's what's gonna happen. Is
they ball from be in jail. Yeah, and then he got out here
by himself, started fighting. Get your ass and then go to jail.
Bro. You know, hotially hostially awkward would be canceled, and definitely because
after they finished doing whatever procedure and operation they need to do to remove my
foot from this bitch's ain't on cavity. I'm going in the claim. Nah.
I know that we as you know, people people in the comments.
You know y'all not looking at the story from that's wrong because it is wrong.
It's ray on all kind of levels. But here I hotially awkward.
We like to have fun with ship just a little bit sometimes. How not
peas this nigga like if this was giving you money and buying girls, and
all you think about is some of a giant Yeah, repair fucking jermans.
I having my goddamn closet. I got an Xbox man it'd been a catchman,
if you can before my mama saw anything. I don't even feel like
shaking this bitch out of socks, like you want to buy me one of
the baby. And its like, with her being the type of person that
would have sex with a child, I don't feel like she had to be
persuaded to do it. No, no, And that's my point, Like
she knew exactly what she was doing. All she had to do was open
door too, and she knew who she was talking to too, because you
know as a teacher, and you know who's looking at you, but you
also know who's pushing, who pushes the limit. This ain't the first time,
right, He's probably a bad motherfucker always doing. Some goodfriends probably seen
him making on the little holes in the classroom because we cut we all had
a teacher and was like, oh, she got a big old ass.
But if she came, if she came at me, I'd be like,
I've been silent a bit. She's like, okay, you you thirty,
and you thought of fourteen year old had the sauce? Was not thought?
Not thought he had the sauce. Oh he was just got She gave him
some pussy get the draw. Yeah, no, I was. I'm saying
both sides of for me being a mother that has a son, Yeah,
I ain't gonna. I wanted to cram my math teacher and I was in
eighth grade, ride out of here with the Homer Simpson choke. So Coke
bart Tongue used to be at eyes popping out of her. Motherfucker girl,
And she only reported because he took her car and said he probably at the
teacher house. What he took the car to go over the girl at the
teacher house. No, the mom took he took the moms. Well,
he probably standing over here like see shit like this is why Leo will be
thinking what he'd be thinking, y'all. Motherfucker's ain't pays no more. A
lot of the people who was coming at me were mothers of sons. The
one thing that y'all say, and I'm gonna this is very controversial to whatever
y'all can relate to your children to a certain point that you do need the
father there to actually handle some situations because it's a thought process that that changes
their perception. And the fact that sex and all this shit is prominent on
social media is at you at handheld like they know exactly what the fuck to
do from from their phones. At this point, when I was at age
ship, we had that one tape that you might have found at your dozin'
house in the back of the closet that you saw and you watched every single
fucking time. Was this only that porn tape that they had? You know
what I mean? You got every fucking source of porn, actually see every
every saw and that talks about this shit. They had the AOL down up
and don't let you click on the wrong porn lead because it get all in
pop ups and ships. Right, Remember, maybe you go on and all
of the porn pop ups come up and you constantly that's how you get caught,
right, You get called that way. So he's already groomed himself to
know that that's what he's desiring, and his hormones is on fire, and
her punk ass is like, oh, his hormones on fire, Let me
go ahead and get how the fucking well you know what I'm gonna say this.
I did have a lot of my students number because that was Looming Schools
is one of the schools, and they followed the same protocol. Is that
it's the children's responsibility to make sure that they get their work done by any
means necessary. So if it's like eight o'clock at nine you can't get your
homework done, they had access to the teachers and the principle to call and
say, hey, I need some help. That's the only way you could
get like an excuse to not have your homework next day. You had to
call and all you were good. If you didn't call, hey, you
should have called me. Kind of ship. Teachers wasn't really fine when I
was in school like that, Like it was the rare one occasion that I
had a baddy for a teacher, Miss Adams. I never had her.
She was she was built like serta teaching typing. I never took typing.
I can't type for ship, and maybe it's beaking. Everybody. Everybody loved
his Adams. He was the only black teacher shood like niggas. She was
cold and I wasn't bad man. But like like when I was there,
teachers wasn't it was. It was very rare that you had like a bad
teacher that was super cold and by the time, like everybody was owners.
So she knew not the fuck with you niggas. Wait the employee. The
news said that the employee at the school had already confronted her, confronted the
mother, No, the teacher and basically her co worker. Okay, kind
of tried to like, hey, nigga. Oh damn, she was open
with that. I don't think she's openly, but you know how like something
folk some ship. So everybody snitching on you and you're still doing it.
That there was there was a teacher at my school. She was white,
the Great White Hope and nicknamed Larry. You know, you have a white
teacher and like a troubled kid, she's just taking she's taking care of.
So it must have been the principle. It had to be a principle or
somebody because it says brown deer. Police say they contacted the school, and
an employee stated that they had also confronted Bolting about a sexual relationship with the
student and terminated her after looking at her phone. Is what she do?
This is what she do. She's a serious hollered. My guy, My
guy, is the principal? You fire her? How should keep getting jobs?
Well, that's why you left. She left the public school. You
can go to private school private schools. The private schools, like, uh,
background check is a little a little looser than the public schools. So
you have to really have a license. But if you have if you have
a license and you work in a public school, you come to a private
school, you you you golden like, hey, hey, come come here,
we want you. Loki's fucked up because it's like, as I was
reading a complaint, I detached myself from the story. I'm like, damn,
Now I got a new spot to do content there because the complaint as
that he admitted that the two drove to a Brown Deer park in June or
twenty twenty three and had sex in a wooded area near the Archery Range.
I may or may not confirm that that place is a very discreet place.
I may or may not also confirm or may not confirma yeah. But she
is currently facing forty three years in prison for one count of second degree sexual
assault and one count of providing a dangerous weapon to a person another eighteen that's
that's the dumbaship. Ever, she gave a fourteen year old Uh yeah,
Lizzie. Yeah. Somebody says she got the g Lizzie and gave up with
Lizzie like he who his ops at fourteen ed Brown Deer. I worked in
education twenty three years and worked so fucking hard to make sure my name say
clean, so fucking hard you got. You gotta master the side hug with
girls. You gotta make sure you ain't in the room with him by itself.
They need to ride home. Sucks to be you. I can't take
you home. Who coming to get you? Ass it? Or if you
do, if I do take him home, I'm calling him. I'm calling
me me and have her on the phone the whole entire time. And I'm
on the phone. I got somebody in the car one time. So if
anything any story coming, you gotta think on a whole other level. You
don know with kids, so that you don't get caught up on the ship
to get car upon this ship, you're a dumb motherfucker. I just feel
a way about the mama still because it says very relaxed. On July twenty
fifth, the mother of the eighth grade student reported to Brown Deer police that
her son had taken a relative's card and maybe staying at residents of his teacher.
According to the complaint, the mother, the mother also told police she
suspected that the two had a sexual relationship. After finding text messages and explicit
photos on her son moved out and moved in where her mama got fought.
Mama thought nobody would ever know what you are not. No, that's not
how because I think the the son like once stayed arresting him because he got
caught in her U got caught in that car and they were like asking all
these questions and shit, and he just kind of like he speed up the
beans. From what I have been seeing, I didn't see it in the
and the report. I don't thinking about it because he's a miner, knowing
who he's old enough to take somebody's car and go and stand stay a night
and doing all this shit. When he caught all he gotta do is telling
her. And he's pretty much scott free for all the responsibility of it because
miner's And I'm still pissed off at whoever was because they don't know who the
fuck I am talking about. I'm gross. You gotta think about the context
of who you're talking about and a whole circumstance. It's a lot of circumstances.
Shit. The only thing that he got has going for him is that
he's fourteen. That's the only thing, and that's the most important thing.
But because he's managed enough to be like, hey, I'm about to do
all I can and inviolate every single rule in my house and violate every law
on the way to try to get this, he has no responsibility. No,
nobody's saying that he doesn't have. People were saying, people were at
me, like, what do you mean he's a comb Why don't It's like,
no, he has some responsibility. There's two sides of this fucking story.
No, I don't feel like in the when it comes to an inappropriate
relationship with an adult and a child, yes a hundred percent, always put
that on the adult. The adult fucking knows better. It is on the
adult to make the judgment called here because a kid is not gonna do it.
But all the other shit, oh yeah, taking somebody's car and being
in possession of a gun and all that shit. No, so as a
child, he is not one hundred percent innocent and all the other ship.
But whenever it comes to an adult having sex with a child, I'm not
gonna faut the child for that. No, But Mimi as Mimi as a
mama. Still don't get Nigga asked, with all the shit that he was
doing, Am I right? Well? Yeah, because here says the detectives
interviewed the students parents, who said that in July he started quote unquote making
poor choices, including having a firearm, and when they went through his phone,
they say they found text where Voting told him she loved him unconditionally.
They also say they found new photos of Voting. That's what I forgot to
do. I forgot to send home because I was taking screenshots on her page
and statuses before shut down that she made. I don't even think of shut
down. No, she can't been able to get back to her page because
she locked down right now, Oh that's make her page one of the last
pots on her page with her mom wishing her happy birthday and telling her she's
just great daughter and great person. Because mind you, she was arrested.
She went to jail five days after a birthday. Right so, there was
a post on April twenty eighth that she made quote unquote, if it's meant
to be, it's up to me. M Deep February twenty eighth. It's
awesome February twenty eight. It's all scary until you just do it, So
why not just do it? Like just it's just like a little stess.
You see how we put together like with r Kelly Lyrics and ship what's her
name again? Tayshau guess shani Hu. Don't get distracted by your right now
that you forget about your tomorrow. But you should have thought about that when
you was trying to get under age penis under eight under will you got pause?
But time you work hard and like that button right, he wasn't feeling
it, but that's how we got show. Hey, I was. I
was making you. I have to add her as a friend with the but
you ain't gonn get her as a friend. No, she's not she's not
clicking legs right now. She's not ugly. But that doesn't even make a
difference. You see what he was. That's not what I'm saying. No,
I was saying, she's not ugly. She shouldn't be going after creator
like, don't get it really good? Yeah, I can't see her.
Got to be a reason why you Yeah, I can't see it. I'm
sorrying because I have her as a friend and everybody that's that's keep tagging her.
It's it's not tagged. Yeah, it's not tagged anymore. Somebody got
in here, So somebody close your page. Because I was I had her
as a friend before all this shit even happened. I know. Oh damn,
te tell us a sister. I didn't know. We're just friends on
its on the on some the TDR page. It was not like knew this
ship was going down. Everybody was gonna book. It's was like I'm chilling
at the club looking for some action, like Mick Jack I said, getting
on satisfaction. I'm gonna be out here. What the fun you call?
Wow? Well, I'm glad you guys actually see I get an opportunity to
say I was pissed off of that made me get on face Facebook for a
couple of days like this bitch, you got to it just says this,
Yeah, I know we need this button is broken. Pause. Now she
got fired and was ready to settle down one with the child. No,
that's just wild. It's also sad though, too, because now it's like,
Okay, are we gonna be getting counseling and things like this for this
child because he needs some mental help as well too. Actually, they're not
gonna get him counsel. No, let's say, let's let's think this through.
What I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say this. There are plenty of
niggas who are my niggas who have experienced something similar to this, actually are
not in a bad They're not mentally well. How about that. I can't
speak. I can't speak on the behalf. I can't speak. You're right,
I said earlier. There's a lot of men who this was their childhood
with the neighborhood girl or mama's best friend or whatever, babysitter or babysitter,
so they think this is cool when that about this? When I when I
was in high school, my guy was uh dating a chick who was She
was twenty four, he was eighteen of age. She's older. They ended
up getting married or whatever. They lived. I mean, they have kids
and everything. But her sister was fine as hell, and she was an
older sister. So she's like twenty eight, twenty nine, and they tried
to hook me up with her. I'm seventeen. I remember sitting in her
blazer, her her baby daddy in jail. Here a dope dealing. I'm
sitting in the Shorewood parking a lot with her with a grown ass woman,
scaring the bitch, like it's a grown ass fucking woman. That's not it's
not no, it's not no. But I'm seventeen and I'm like that,
So I'm no rewind to thirteen. I'm shit. They can't men get hard,
Like I'm scared. I'm scaring the bitch, Like I don't know what's
gonna happen with this shit. I don't care how sexy you are. I
don't That is not my My mind was not in that situation, but this
nigga's mind was there for some reason. Obviously he's a little reclusive because his
parents, his family is not really in control of what he's doing either.
Well, that's the thing. It sounds like something else has already happened,
yeah before, that's led up to the situation. So that's what I'm like.
It's still not cool. She's manipulating somebody's weak minded or strong minded because
he's extreme. He's experienced something that should make him weak minded, it should
make him a little bit more vulnerable, but he's not. He's he was
aggressive. He was aggressive through those sex messages, like he was almost like
he was talking to his girl like, so, you know, so when
you're gonna send me those pigs kind of shit, Oh, when you're gonna
when you give me that money. They met up at Mayfair. They passed
off the little ecu uh, the credit union package. Drop him off a
lock, nigga, what take his mama's car. I've taken a car before,
but I was sneaking in a bitch and it was like for five minutes
around the block and I parked that the right back world was. I wasn't
fenning and I don't know bitch house, let alone a grow that bitch.
Let him. Oh my fucking teacher, man, get the fuck out of
here. I mean. And it's like those situations where we hear about the
correctional officers fucking the inmates. Are they blaming the inmates for getting pussy or
are we just talking about the correctional officers because they knew and they put everything
online when there's plenty dick on the outside. Like you, if you're in
there, you are locked down and can I get no pussy? When I
get your pussy, it's gonna feel like the best dick you ever got in
your life. And that they may see the ones locked down more than they
see whatever it's outside. And at least you know the snigger ain't gonna go
nowhere. I know where he at. He ain't going nowhere. But your
ass might end up in the same position here because you know what your job
restrictions are. Man, the who who? Who is going to turn around
and blame the inmate for fucking the correction office? They never do. That's
my That was kind of like my about Tommy saying, like the kid asked
responsibility and with the teacher. But I'm like, because niggas in jail are
gonna shoot. They shot at you see, they see regardless who it is
nigga they shooting. They shot at men, so you know the fun they're
gonna shoot. They shot at a woman that's fucking booty hole on the outside.
You think I didn't think about the Makisha said, how who was he
affiliated himself? Because you know what he's talking to other people? Yeah?
I got this because my guy he passed away, he was always like,
hey, he had a chick he was talking to. He didn't even have
a name. I just knew she was the thirty ye old chick thirty year
old chick. He's getting money from her and whatever he was he was ten
years younger, ten twelve years younger. He was sucking her and that was
that was his mom. His whole emma was fucking bitches. That's that was
his ship. My nigga for life, all right, Pete, but shit,
that was his name he was. That's what he was after, bitches,
That's what he was after. And if we original, mister bitches.
Hey, So when I'm talking from experience, I'm talking about me being who
I am at thirteen and him being who he is, Like, nigga,
you stupid at shit, I'm I'm about the fuck this bitch. And he
would do it with no thought about it. He would have no reserve.
I mean, and he's of age and he's exaggerated from any responsibility because he's
under age. But he's a nasty nigga. He would do it that.
He would do that regards mister r Hey, he's the original, mister bitches,
that's my nigga for life. We got stories. He can't tell.
Patries back from Puerto Rico Rico. You see what I got happened? This
is Patrise Green's fat. She did She used the adults in this situation that
the not denying me the opportunity to buy these forty ounces, which I have
thirty of them holes forty two ounces. Now I'm down to fifteen. I'm
working them out and we're a lot of We're tied one to one. Patrise.
Patrise beat me the first time in the forty ounces challenge. The second
time I beat her. You were there, you saw it. Obviously Seria
is losing. I'm losing badly. She's losing. This is not I'm down
to those last dangerous two ounces. Yeah, and this is not tasting well
at all time. I guess. I guess because it's because beer is not
vegan. One thing that we actually we we haven't addressed this at all.
Like with Tory Lane's going to jail for being sentenced for h what I'm saying
because a lot a lot of people are fucking idiots, right, So you
have a lot of people that have been commenting on his jail sentence and said,
man that that that's too long. They banked them and uh man,
it was it was just their foot like they really downplayed the situation and truly
believed that this man getting ten years was too much, and I figured that
they're just not that bright because they did the same thing with R. Kelly
right when R Kelly got sentenced, and they're like, man, oh,
and their favorite favorite fucking line is, man, I know somebody that did
such and such and they didn't even get sentenced to that much. Let's let's
run down a few things. Okay, first and foremost, first and fucking
for most, Tory Lance was a felon. Okay, that part out.
He was a felon. That's number one. Number two, y'all love to
talk about how you know X y Z that did you know ABC? And
everything else and got less time. Those people took plea deals when you That
is why plea deals are offered in the first place, because they don't want
to deal with it. They don't want to waste the time for it.
So if so, if you show remorse and you know, accept responsibility,
the plea deal is basically them saying, all right, we gonna have a
little bit of leniency on you. So instead of banking you with the full
twenty five life, will give you ten. That's your negotiation point. When
you take ship to trial and lose, they are going to bank your ship.
Okay, So he didn't take a plea. Number one, he is
a fellon. Number two, he did not take a fucking plea. He
went to trial and lost it, sadly. Number three lawyer and lawyer number
three, this nigga was convicted on multiple counts. Okay, So those ten
years are spread across multiple counts, which brings me to number fucking four.
Each count that he got was a felony firearms charge on top of being a
felon already. Okay, So not only was it multiple counts, it was
three felony counts involving a firearm that he wasn't had supposed to have in the
first place. Because of number one, he is a fucking felon. So
he got ten years out of twenty two, which is less than half of
the time he was facing. Don't forget this point. He's a fucking felon
in America and he's not from here. I was just gonna say, like,
you know, how well niggas go to Dubon and get in trouble in
the first thing. Niggas over here dude saying, hey, you Mary,
you gotta read the rules before you go out there. That's worth mister lunch,
you gotta read the fucking rules before you walk over there to America.
But the rules and end up want to shine light on something because most of
you know I am a felon. So with me knowing this and knowing what
they told me, if I so much as if if I get caught with
the firearm, I am automatically facing up to ten years just for having the
gun in my possession. I don't even have to fire it and nobody has
to get shot. So the fact that I am facing ten years off the
simple possession of having a firearm because I am a felon and this nigga got
ten years for three counts involving him and he actually fired the motherfucker. Thank
you. This nigga got off run. I was very relaxed because I want
to get kicked off country and never be allowed back in because I I would
be facing ten years of one count of just being found in possession. This
nigga got ten years for three counts involving a firearm that he wasn't supposed to
have in the first place. As a fella. You motherfucker's are delusional or
maybe it's just dumb. It's one of the I'm went to a little bit
realized because like I said, they did the exact same ship when our Kelly
got sentenced like this nigga didn't have a full list of charges that he was
found guilty of and ain't singing about on every song too, and like like
there is again you know what also that should take it to a stop playing
with white people. See r Kelly went to jail, to stop playing with
white people. If we let you get away with ship for so long,
found just sit the fuck down. You over here in our country illegally is
the gain, got no papers? You getting money over here? We letting
you leave? Now you out here shoot motherfucker's bro ten years so now motherfucker's
Meg the Stallion and random mother for small let's not let's not forget even in
the gifts when all that shit happened, man was trying to protect him in
the beginning into his little short ass started getting the fucking complex and and and
basically put her back against the wall. Yeah, and I have been there.
People will be like, man, if somebody did such a SUSI and
I'm like, no, I get it. You are a group of black
people. The last thing you want to tell the police is hey, bro,
you got guns in here, right, they shoot everybody. And that's
what Tom was just saying. Can't say he could have shut the fuck up.
She never wanted to tell anything, but he started running his mouth and
mocking a situation in this motherfucker doing this little else because she didn't want tobody
to know she was messing with his ugly ass. That's the other part of
it too, that madness. See, this is what happened. This is
what happened when you fucked the pretty bitch, then he got the fuck the
friends, and then trying to suck the white girl. See, he was
doing too much, Like he was biting off way more than you could choose.
Pause not within big ass, y'all. See Grey Lanes grew. Yeah,
his teeth bigger than him. That nigga said, I'm feel this if
I was never had this problem, if I don't say this, I mean
the quietest fucking bitches ass nigga. The police. The police came and responded
to my domestic situation. And because of the fact that I'm like, I
was literally just trying to kill this nigga or cripple him. But the Boocardi
bottle because y'all know in twenty ten then BOOCARTI dragonberry bottles. Thinking a bitch,
you can pick it. Probably hit that motherfucking with pume and it wouldn't
break right if you look close up the fall and I picked that mother,
and I was like, I was, I was really about to go to
jail for murder and cuse she grabbed my arm and took the bottle from it
because she knew I was. I wasn't bluffing and I was goin to clear
of ship. Even though the police responded to that situation. I had visible
injured. My knee was sucked up. I had fingerprints all the fucking neck
and ship. Get the follicles you see there's some missing follicles in there.
Did you not see his head? But he's got hairline, know what I'm
saying? You didn't see without his loop? Yeah, that's not that,
it's it's terrible. This this this, this is a good head of hair
for him right here. Yea, if why niggas were hair like this?
That always worry about what women is wearing and doing. It's like, bro,
don't mind jil scalp, don't worry about wigs and ships. I mean,
nah, but the police, when the police responded, When the police
responded naturally at that time, I'm like, you know, they asked me
if I needed medical attention, and I'm like yeah, So they're asking me
all of these questions about him in a hospital, like what's his address?
I don't know's addressed by heart? It's me, y'all know, No,
y'all know, I know everything by heart. But what's his phone number?
I'm I'm like, it's I'm like, I left my phone at the house,
you know, when I got carded in the ambulance, Like I don't.
I'm not giving them any type of information. Mean by this nigga who
came to my house and attacked me is singing like a fucking canary. So
by the time I get discharge, they're wheeling me to the fucking pattiwagon to
take me to jail and tell me, oh, he's not being charged with
anything. So so I get trying to protect somebody in that situation because it's
like I felt that that was something that we would just go handle, like
bro, once I get out of this motherfucking Once I got off this motherfucking
hospital, and the swelling in my nee. Go down, it's round two
and I'm clearing your ship. But instead this nigga told the law, and
you would have thought that it would have been the opposite appropriate. Whatever you
need, that's the only still you can rock with. It might fit,
you know, I don't know. You can actually, you know, once
you put your fist in there, you can exact. Go ahead and just
squeeze that bit. It looks like a whole the coming the house like that,
You walk in the house like that, I should sho. So this
is you know. And then there was another. But there was another situation.
I told y'all about how when me and my ex exclusion to jail,
when me and my ex got into when we was fighting and shit, he
like he like stole my wallet and shit. So I called the police on
him. And it's wild because looking back at it and all of the shit
that he did after that, I really hate that I let that black policeman
talk me out of it, and I felt like he was more worried about
protecting dude, because you know, black men are going to jail than the
fact of this nigga had a fucking history of domestic violence, right because he
like, So he made me doubt myself because I'm like, bro, first
of all, this nigga just attacked me and I was just fighting them,
and then he stole my wallet. He's like, well, you know that's
considered you know, strong arm robbery and it's a felony. You know that
can really you know, mess his light up. You gotta, you know,
think about a few and then I'm like, damn, I'm a felon.
I don't want to make no but you know, and then that made
me but only for this nigga to really turn out to be a fucking domestic
terrorist, and I should I should have sent that nigga to fucking prison because
that's where he needs to be. That nigga's unstable and he is fucking nuts
and he should cut his ass off. So I'm still kind of mad now
because I'm looking at it like you was more worried about keeping a black man
out of jail that actually needed to be in there, because after me,
it was just every chicky dealt with. You can see that restraining order,
restraining order, restraining order, domestic violence, domestic violence, domestic violence,
and he keeps getting to slap on the wrist for the domestic violence shit.
So it's like there was no reason for him to fucking quit. So yeah,
I should have just instead of trying to protect him and protect his future,
I should have just been like, nah, fuck that nigga, book
him and bring me my motherfucking wallet back. So yeah, I I am
up. If you don't want to go to fucking jail, then don't do
the ship. Look, you got two options. You're going to jail,
are you going in the dirt? So, as co founder of the Hip
Hop Preservation Society, give zero fucks about preserving Tory Lane's place in that in
that genre. So I don't even know what the fucking docks and I can't
name anything he says, he song, you know, but I'm I'm part
of the society. But you know what was funny. I was in the
shower yesterday because he and the weirdest thing came to me because I was literally
in the middle of scrubbing my asshole and I thought, like, bro,
one of my favorite songs. This is a literal thing, like, and
I'm sitting here and I was like, I'm scrubbing my asshole and I'm thinking
of the song I was like damn, I said, one of my favorite
songs is like the dB Hall of Fame and I haven't I haven't listened to
it in a while. But Wishing, the Wishing Remix, Chris Brown,
fab Tory Lanes, all the Motherfuckers is on there. I was like,
bro, this is like the DV Hall of Fame record. That's crazy because
it starts with fat. Oh and that's who in Tray Songs being you know
something like, bro, it's really niggas that just this is this is a
this is a weird rap cast here. Yeah, it's the it's the Wishing
Remix stuff because I think it's like two or three version, but it's like,
yeah, but it's it starts with fat, then it goes to Tray
songs, Tory Lanes, Jane Ego, she's on there too, but she
has she has put hands. We didn't he to take that picture with a
thousand beads life. Yeah, you go listen to EP. She got some
songs on there about just fucking the whole nigga world. Hey, miss Jackie,
this is this is uh, this is okay, let's say the same.
So many DV cases after mine. This is a first right here,
yep. Okay, I was trying to say it like fab but because I
haven't heard a DJ drama that's why. Yeah. Hey, have y'all seen
mixtape the documentary? Yeah that is fire. Yeah but you watched it right,
that's it is fired. It just like it depicts the history of the
mixtape. Definitely wanting to appreciate the mixtape. The mixtape. Keep the name
name out your mother fucking up. Hey, I'm I'm okay long on this
one. Let's look, don't don't out of there. Your name be hanging
out with crip, so she's not innocent. I mean, don't we all
now? Because that bullshit the best Sherman Phoenix stand. They got a lot
of random shit in the name of Sherman pH I'm learning it's neat. Did
you say that was neat? The wow? Wow? How does it do
it? What's so intrigued? Oh? There is when you stop, one
of the blades has a little computer thing on it, so it's known that
after a certain point it blinks the lighter. Okay, I know, but
it's like there's definitely some spot meat ship, but it's like spectacularly like wow,
brop shit. You know, some lascivious vibesectund holding right there. It's
like cool down because we get you would you consider that like a trinket.
Yeah, so we consider a drinket. Go get the towel after after afterwards,
I got white, I get wiped out, wiped downs. Yeah,
bottle warm, and I'm just grating the color. Are you there? You
got to start? Are you get one of them things like they got in
the spot and it looked like a refrigerator. But it looks like because that's
what they keep the tis warm me that they pull out when they wrap our
feet after our pedicure for that final step. But I can have like warm
toes. She's friends with. Yeah, that's play. I made a lot
of new friends. I can find one on Amazon. I haven't talked to
her. You might find one on Tamo. Yeah, stay off, No,
TEAMO is a beautiful place. See Neil says, what's up at where
you been? We've been on here for six minutes? Where you up?
What's up? We thank you, welcome, welcome. We talked about a
whole bunch of shit you missed and we we still haven't played that that video
Planet Planet money bag Yo video. Okay, because if I thank you dog
man berries with just mousing on the on the fucking fix on them will be
back up their world. That's I got the background song sponsor shit, I
felt like that was a Brobert. The background song doesn't make it anything.
You ever heard of peaches of airplanes? He said, I knew about the
shoulders before you paying the bro. I watched that ship so many times because
it's like, because you gotta looking like I wondered, like the camera person
that was paying when they got to it, if they realized it was because
because with them, you know, going across, it's I don't it's not
as big to them as it is to the audience. So imagine you just
say he's like brothers, it's why are you rap? Or whatever you like?
Bro, I definitely thought he was in the back, like challenging or
something. I just want you'all noted the camera Lelo. Can you invix me
your availability, man, because because hopefully you were done with everything for the
moment, so we can get this package and I can clear my orders.
Oh look to be up there on the stage clapping ass and your nuts is
clapping along with it's a wild like I would fet like you would have felt
that though, Like I really feel like he would have felt that and be
like, wait a minute, this is a little painful. What a mom?
What's going on? Because why do I come in here? Like?
Bro? So now it's an episode called Untucked Your Nuts. Making the cameo
is wild as fuck. Imagine being in the back change your out for the
next thirty minutes show. They're like, Yo, you ain't gonna believe this.
Bro Oh, Lilo didn't see I need you to replay it, Tommy.
They got nuts on the scraat. This was again, Lilo, this
is at a money bag your concert in Charlotte, North Carolina. Okay,
just make it sure I get the comments and listen to my baby dad.
My daughter's birthday party was okay, happy birthday daughter, teenail baby says she
tired foot. I get it those birthday parties where the fucking where the fun
out? You have these big aspirations some ship that they don't even appreciate.
Punk ass kids. I knew the shoulders before. That was a strong ass.
Hey friends, Lilo, A long time now here from you. That's
football player solos. That's what clapping. So we're about to play this video
again, Serena's at clapping ass while your nuts clapping thighs. That's dangerous of
shit because but why he go up there though nuts? Okay, so so
me and babe, that's not babe. We're having sex so much. At
one point and like he has big gorilla nuts. Remember I asked y'all and
I was like, we talked about the very sizes, but we don't talk
about the very nuts sizes. He got big ass nuts, like they just
they big and they be you know, they be clapping back there. So
his nuts sighs, and he went to he was like, damn man.
So he went to the doctor because he thought he had cancer and they because
they were sore. His nuts was sore. They will be so so bang
your clip with the nuts. Yeah. And it was so funny because when
he went to the like you know, they examining the ship, and the
nurse thought that something was wrong, and the doctor came, you know,
was telling he was like, no, this is normal. He's just you
know, it's nothing wrong. It's nothing. So I can't tell the nurse
that, like, hey, so you can basically just you can basically string
your nuts type ship. Yeah, what basically just stringing nuts too, so
really so he had, but it was the because they I mean, they're
big and heavy and you just you know, and the motherfucker's just swinging to
and fro. You shitting me, swang all you sitting They swang and you
got all that as I know that man, she don't know what she's looking
at yet she's talking shit. That's hilarious, said, I hate we know
about this about him now we ever met, I know it's notts as.
All right, here we go again. You know what, Warner. Somebody
is gone, Okay, we're gonna watch the nets one because whatever ship you
know what you know, I can't do every You're gonna tell me niggas in
the room air hit your nuts. You don't know you But also we don't
t work, so so I don't work clothes like that for my nuts to
fall, all right, you should falling out. You're like, oh shit,
this feels free. You know you don't twork? What are judging?
What are judges like? He didn't covering the studio flash and everybody is breaking
beans because he had a fucking hole in It's dog, That's what I'm saying.
If I'm banging it out. If I'm banging out, you know that
is hitting like it's free. You didn't feel that breathe on your nuts?
You know? You know what that nigga, that trans nigga didn't care.
That's the tomato. You gotta be careful tomatoes. Oh hold them. I
can't. Sorry, So my arm it's not as yeah like it's I've tried.
It's just my arm. It's it's very and it's very and his nuts
are literally it's holding him in one hand is a very very like why don't
I have to? Okay? That is that is absolutely awesome. So when
I have when I grab his like, I literally like I have to gather
them in my hand. I can't. I can't just do like this because
there be I have to like literally like collect it. That's an awesome in
my hand. That's an awesome action to you when you start feeling the hand
go in that direction. Oh, I know what she's about to do.
That's a great ship. See you kudos. I'm with Kayla. I'm mad
that we know him like. This is not general conversation, Like it's a
lot different Winnen's general conversation. Look, this could be anybody because they don't.
They don't swing like, don't slap like that. I gotta see you
this. If I came across that, I would probably never ever have sex
again. Lives that large fan. That's not a plot. That would changed
my whole p that's a human history said. I'm more concerned about that cheap
ass polyester rubbing on fan bass like that. He was definitely dressed like a
job. He's just saying in his defense, he almost pulled it off.
Damn that cameraman say that cameraman zoomed in. That's actually I want to hear
a post interview with money bag yo about I want to hear a pause envy
with them nuts. That's the whole again situation. Okay me, Hey,
what if you reached through your legs and grab them? Ok So Kayla asked
the question. She didn't, She didn't. I mean I got to reach
from the audio people. So Kayla asked the question. She is a mimi.
What if you reach through your legs and grab him when he's hitting in
front of the back, your arm might reach easier. I am mad thatd
y'all know that I literally fucked for a living and y'all would think that I
ain't tried that, jip. I don't believe you have the audosty to ask
me. That's about that, nigga Kayle Mimi is PhD and nut grabbing and
she has tried all the angles. Again, this is not general Okay,
this was general conversation. Be a whole lot of difficult Stop hitting it from
the bag. You can read yeah, okay, can we can read?
Okay? That don't that don't work for him because like the size of me
and like the it's just yeah, are you like grabbing him? Are you
just kind of just like what frasking? I don't like it. I don't
like the grass. Again, you're not letting me finish my thought. Again,
it's not general conversation. If these were anybody's nuts, we can have
a conversation about nuts, but it's not just nuts that you know it,
Like, bro, we never meant the naked that's I I apologize, and
that's what cale is like yo, if I was the meat. Bro,
Hey, I have a describe what you'll nuts stopping me? I appreciate.
I don't know. I am checked out and now I'm leaving it. Get
kids, because I'm I'm thinking, I'm thinking the other end of my experience
of all right, how can I actually ask somebody to do some shit like
that? Or why I haven't they tried it? Kind of thing like okay,
you sure you gotta tell him that's what you want. Maybe my sh
ain't long enough. I'm not saying hanging on my nuts ain't hanging in the
level anything. You see how you keep finding that shit about your friends?
You know, I don't want no Well, I mean, hey, but
you know what certain times, certain times you know, drop sometimes they drop
a little longer. Maybe it's not maybe it's not warm enough, maybe it's
in that time of a month the nut drop wasn't there? Does actually have
a calendar. I don't have a I don't have a calendar, like even
wrong, I don't have a calendar, like I got periods, like all
right, we're my nuts dropping this shit, we're my nuts dropping the lowest
and shit like it's is it a new moon or is it the moon?
That shit? Hey Lee said, when I grew up, shake that big
ball having aig hand. Fam we're here now, I have like he used
to be cool, then he became a bitch ass nick. So I don't
know tape the motherfucker's to his guch when I'm riding, when I'm riding on
talking about talking about where do you want to keep you reach up? You
are gonna jail fat? What table to his? Yea, that sounds pa,
what kind of table you just get? His tape? Who was your
pulling that shit off? Is that what that's like getting a wax job?
When you pull it off, guch gonna be smoothing its food. It takes
table on your Gucci bag wacking on you mother? Is that that's the name
of the episode? Episode Go for all my Lancer. Where is Jesus the
Christ when you need it? Yeah? He came Jesus webs tape that that
can't you get? Hi? Lilo? Hi too, Lilo? Guess a
Hi to? That's yever? No tonight, I mean no, it's funny
because well, first it sounds fun to be on the show when you gotta
do work. Now it's it's funny because uh no, it's funny because tone
leaving was actually perfect timing. Because y'all know how we just saw you know
that mister ma'am on stage you know yeah, produced, yeah, you know,
nuts flapping, y'all know that I am I am not the only sister
tone has that does poorn, So no, I'm not. But it's funny
because remember we put that that porn hub common on the screen last week.
Well, I was going through and one of the comments with two of the
comments on our video, the very first one said why she looked like Brownie
his sister? And then one under that was like, but everybody everybody thought
that she like they thought she was trained, and I've I've always felt like
damn, like she kind of like strong, you know. But that ship
was so funny because I was like, we were talking about pornhoob comments being
funny. I'm like, bro, how am I gonple introduced this because it's
bros sister, But this actually worked out and it's hilarious. That was like,
why she looked like Bronnie? I mean, he edits the show,
so he got figured it out sooner later. I just didn't. I just
didn't want to. I didn't want to put him on live. Can't do
it. You go ahead, I can't gotta take take this home. Hang
onto that. Uh hey kesha to take a deep breath back. Wait,
she's a sister, but not your sister. Yes, that's how it works.
No, I built my family. That's the seen the video of girl
downtown. Yeah, I built my own family. I know what that was.
I saw somebody. I saw a big happy face. But wine is
wine is probably the like the top blood relative that I actually claim. Everything
else is like build a family. I just components and made my own family.
How's how far down the line do I go? I'm on I'm on
somebody's side, like three people removed or some shit. But you said Bonita
Louisiana, So that brings you a little bit closer in Milwaukee, because ain't
nobody in Milwaukee got family from Benia. I actually just saw one of my
Facebook friends was down there, like a couple of months ago. I was
like, that makes me fonder. But yeah, Bonita Monroe, a little
rock I got land down there. Come down there and make a because somebody
checked in lascivious lacivious excursion down there to actually have like some some I used
to hate going down there, like as a kid, and like because because
they used to drive, they used to you know, take that little driver
and shit, and they used to go on the on the like the riverboat
casino. And now that I'm old, enough. That's something I really want
to do. I want to go let's dope because they do now they do
a little they a little circuit. They got on the Mississip River and go
a little bit up And Kiva said, did you I'll see the video of
the girl giving the dude head downtown on top of the hood. I just
saw it today. I couldn't tell that that's what was happening. I saw
dog with the thumbs up, like, yeah, oh, I was one
hundred percent of what was happening. He was just as he It wasn't a
lot of dick that was being shown. It's basically how I can describe it.
It wasn't like, oh, come on, man, let's not body
sha. I think. It wasn't a lot of downtown fam Congratulations for them.
He puts out on top of the car in front of the five ballad
WI Skipper in a comment, which comment because you were in jail ge locked
up, she said, oh's talking about me Britain. The comments talk about
the net girl was sucking on the shrimp on the kind of three big Daddy
britt Man. Nobody shame. It's better than the swollen bass. Have a
three big Daddy not Yeah, I can't. I mean maybe that's something that
I can U, I can invent for a sex toy. I got an
idea in my head now the ball holder. Yeah, but it's like it's
doing this so you just put like a yeah, nigga, because because when
because me? Because because because me? When I have boss. It's like
that scene and Boys in the Hood when Trey Daddy was that's me with the
name. Yeah, that's me with the nuts, just skin Bone doing that
spect that niggas music sa skin Bone funny as fun. But I'm still mad
at him because I feel like he's the reason that we lost, Like oh
because he let's get ripeingf I was like, you motherfucker was so mad at
him. I never really regever it bad. I wasn't shot that happened,
but still shot. They go get a room, oh downtown. U.
I saw the post. I was just I was on it. It's been
all over. I just never watched it because I didn't want Everyone was saying
everything point and I was like, well, I don't want to ask to
the disappointment because somebody and you find it somebody in back, what's wrong with
you? Hey, awesome. Congratulated that nigga. Hey, that's not kind
of like when winter Clod was getting here and everybody was like, oh,
that was it. Uh, what's his name? You're Saint Louis, Like
Saint Louis, Nigga Nelly when Nelly had his meat out and they was like,
oh, weren't weren't all they disappointed? Meat? Like don't show you,
don't show your meat. Don't show me if you don't want to be
ridiculed. I guess, hey, somebody invites me that video. I mean,
I mean at least the pick. I can actually show it up here,
so invites can beat, can beat, can't beat? So they getting
getting video? Oh I just saw a pick. It was like, because
most people how they do stuff now to avoid getting flagged, they'll post like
a screenshot or a pick and then be like video encounterment. Yeah, that's
all if you can send the can beat. It was like that's what you
called there was like this is what people who do when they work from home.
It's licivious video. She had her whole yes, So I told y'all
that, you know, we were kind of teetering On Sunday, September twenty
fourth being the date for the relaunch party. There was already something going on
here that weekend, so now we are looking at h October first for the
the Citiest Vibes relaunch Party. Yeah. So uh, we're you know,
basically just trying to get all of the details worked out so that we can
know, you know, what time people need to be here. Of course,
we are definitely going to have it set up where you can make your
purchases, get all get all your little kink because, as you know Midwesterners,
October is sweetest day. Uh yes, and I usually do you know,
I do a full weekend pop up shop every sweetest Day for people to
come and shop and get all of us their little weekend goodies so that they
can get down what they boot things or you know, sometimes self love is
the best love. We got something for those ain't got no boothing. Nobody's
video oh look this whole time. Might have had it on and didn't send
it. Watching it like now, I'll start a comment. When I saw
a real Tills the Day where the holes Rejoice, I was looking at the
comment I haven't seen it, because yeah, but I am really really really
excited about it. Even though this is like, it's taking a lot out
of me right now. I've been like just working on like with the website
connected. I don't pay people to do this for me. You do all
yourself, Yeah, I do. I do everything, so getting the website
up and running, you know, connecting my domain to that, and doing
all the editing the code and ship to make sure that shit, you know,
comes up the way that it's supposed to. I don't outsource for that,
like, I just I do everything myself because I look at it like
even if it takes me a little bit longer with me knowing how to maintain
my own site, because I look at it like if I don't build it
and I have somebody else do it, then when I need shit change,
I have to go back to them every single time, and I will be
able to would rather not have to wait on people or pay people every single
fucking time. So I'm building my website from scratching in It'll have a different,
uh, a different look. So that's been taking a lot out of
me, and they're having to pay for shit all over. It's just it's
it's it's a lot. It's in a comment you Okay, Nope, don't
click that. Don't don't click no links. They just played it. It
go to uh all comments. Yeah, because right now I just say,
uh most relevant clicks previous comments. Yeah, click it. I did.
Nope, because it's it's not gonna be a link. It's just gonna be
a regular video, so you gotta keep pressing. He would say it wasn't
bad. They were climbing his dingle for being so small. Dingle was hilarious.
Dingle. Well, maybe he's able to do damage with this dingle.
Hey, look at them over there in the corner there, like, oh
my god. Because because the person I posted the video in the comments that
I'm looking at is somebody named Taylor. Okay, I look for that.
But you see us like working through some ship. So I should have thought
this through before I requested it, because now we we're waiting. I mean,
what a move quicker If you took it off the screen I was doing
it, and then we can try. I don't know if that works.
Let's try, because maybe that could be part of it. Might be dealing
with some AOL situations. Somebody said this is disgusting. Tobody say it's the
female is walking up to see how big he was and politely walked off.
M that is, I mean they put on a show. I look,
I don't judge people for sucking dick in public, but I mean you put
on a free show. I always tell y'all. I always tell y'alls people
people love to shame us for not doing things without compensation. You can call
me as many houses as you want to, but you gonna call me a
pay one, like, I don't understand how I know why men do it.
Men you see it, yep, men do it because naturally, if
they make women feel bad enough, they would feel like, damn, I
don't need to do this because men don't like it, and then men get
shipped for free. But when I see women doing it, I'll just be
like, shut up, you goofy bitch, Like you were telling me that
it is more logical for a woman to be more ashamed that she gets money,
gifts, or whatever compensation that she gets versus just being a nigga's free
come dumpster. Right. I'm more embarrassed if I'm sucking a nigga that I
can't get anything out of. I feel like I can clap it, but
I don't know. It's not gonna come over here because I'm ready. That's
gonna go up his nose. It's just this computer. Yeah, computers not
cooperating. But as for the Sabia's Vibes launch party, shout out to Kayla,
because Kayla started a Facebook event group for it. We just it's not
public. We're not inviting anybody right now because we're making sure that we get
you know, all ducks lined in a row before we just you know,
go fully announcing things. So once all of the details are together, then
I'll be sending out invites. But I can't wait, right, So a
Lilo common and she said she fucking the nigga for money, says the stupid
bitch fucking the texts man. Right, Oh boy, it's not cooperation,
it's not he would said, well, I'm a twinkie, not come dumpster
similar, but tweinkies a million dollars, million dollars thing. Yeah, I
just I you're not. You were not going to shame me for and nigga,
Like even even if I was just an outwards prostitute and I had a
whole priceless like look, blow jobs two hundred dollars an hour, whatever the
fuck it was, you were not going to shame me for putting a price
on anything when you were giving ship away for free. All right, all
right, let's try to see if this is what happens here. He looked
like he getting the best head in his work. Look at his face.
I'm gonna catch it, y'all. I'm gonna catch it. Should get that
spray a good job timming, because I'm sure I'm gonna spread the shit out
of it. I'm not. I'm not gonna spray until I see it like
in the vicinity, and then I, like, you know, I'll squirt
it. M h I know what. I'll make him die. He'll come
back for mom. Yeah, so I water board it. Beat. That's
not bad. This morning, somehow I ended up this motherfucker's seven forty five
am booty call. What another comment? Sass me? Two hundred dollars an
hour? How much for seven minutes? Ain't no pro rated pricing? And
she really trying to get it just wiggly. It was little as he just
wasn't hurt mm hmm. Whatever poort nigga shit exposed on Facebook. Now he
was trying to back chamber of ship. Fuck dude, anyway. Uh No,
it was happening. His wing was little. Uh, he was scrumpy
and she was drunk. Its fuck far anthor hood and ship and he was
living in his best life though. Look for dude. Yeah, and he
was limp. I think that's why I see you think he was. He
would see the same thing. I would have threw a tomato at both as
bullets. Man. Oh, it can be massaging ball harness with soft materials
and the inside. And since you look, oh, Leela, gonna be
your co producer in this shit. They actually they have they have those.
Okay, So let me think. Let me what what would be a good
what would be a good sensation if somebody were to reach back there a fat
bisch hand. So whatever, the material has to be fat bitch hand material.
Not all of them. The callous is right here. We like,
you know, I make a or granded bang of body butter there we go.
They need they ain't some body butter on some of their here you go,
hey, y'all need to make some like can bets hands for for hose
cut my hands off. You know what I'm saying. I'm saying, that's
my my ship. Nah. But pause, and I thought but for me,
but for me so to see my nigga. So we know that,
you know, back to school that's coming up. Some kids have already started
school, like jelly Bean, Zachs, fox By White. Yeah, say
not gonna get mad again. Nah, but we know that it is yeah
yeah, because he was like like trying to cover and ship like, no,
nigga, if you're gonna get your dick second in public, get your
dick second public. Ah by humbugs, ain't no sweetest day down here.
You ain't gonna be back by sweetest day? What a god? What a
god? Is one of the funniest hash acts ever. What a god keeps
the music? He knew it ain't. Oh so y'all not throwing me a
birthday party no more? Oh? When is the throwback? First? The
kickback is what think you said? October first or September September September three?
No, tone date is not the same as my day. I don't know
who September thirtieth is the kickback? Keeper's birthday is the twenty fourth, I
believe. Yeah, Well Britney called dingle is actually what? But when we're
back to school? So there's a very controversial post on Facebook that was made
and of course y'all know me, so I threw my two cents in on
it. But the original post, I'll read the original part the original post
first, and then I'll read the caption of the person who shared that post
to where you know I was able to see it in the first place.
So on Facebook, and individual wrote the reason why I stopped doing the back
to school free cuts and style for the youths because the parents. Because when
I youth, I think about Joe Pesci. Uh yeah, so because the
parents. No one ever thought to tip at least not least least like you
signing the least one dollar just to show appreciation for us helping you send your
kids back to school looking and feeling good. So the caption of the person
that shared it say, either you're going to do it for free or you're
not. None of that other shit even matter because humans lose sight of the
big picture, and y'all, actions don't really be genuine. Sometimes you just
need to thank your damn self for being a good person for one day,
and that's okay. That is enough. Nobody said get taking advantage of but
check your own intentions slash expectations before you indulge in giving the way quote unquote
free services. Bottom line is for kids free? The fuck are you looking
at the parents to give you something for? Man? That's just my opinion
and I feel the same way. And y'all know, I'm gonna start out
by saying, y'all know how I am about people not tipping. Y'all know
I hate that ship. But if it is something that is advertised as a
free event, four kids saying like, oh well, I quit this shit
because y'all, y'all don't be tipping. Like bro, just give discount of
haircuts if that's the case, just say five dollar haircuts or you know,
whatever the case, seven dollars haircuts, whatever the case may be. But
that's like me, like you volunteered for a free event and now you're mad
because people aren't tipping when it's a free event. That's like me, people
are fucking stupid. That is like me saying, okay, you know what,
I am going to volunteer to feed the homeless at the local SUP kitchen.
And then I'm like, bro, ain't doing this shit no more because
they ain't tip me for my service? How the fuck does that sound sound
like that? At tip for your service? Don't come back. Ain't no
fucking way, and ain't tipping your kids. Crispy and Ship. Just charge
a fucking discount if you want to be paid. And then sodo, you
know, like they say I wanted to be paid. I said, your
mother, show some appreciation. You wanted to be paid, Show us some
appreciation, some gratitude. At least I thank you when you get the fuck
out of the chair, I would hope. So that's I mean, that's
appreciation. But to be like they're not tipping, Oh, maybe that's where
it's started. Maybe maybe motherfuckers wasn't saying thank you, and he just went
too deep. It was like a motherfucker's ain't tipping. I don't fuck I
could be a whole play Xbox I get you, I get you. Instead,
you made it seem like you wanted to give back. Is looking for
the mom I was giving a welcome for the Mamasha, who mama, he's
like the mamas and or or it's not working basically like free promo. I
feel like it was a it was a hey, look at me moment that
went wrong. All the things that people will be wanting, people like I
really want to fuck with the chicken that's giving up pussy for her sign to
your free haircuts, like that chick you want in your life, like,
because if she's fucking from free haircuts, what else ain't she fucking for a
fan? Like? Evaluate the people you're having. Well, I don't know
you have a mediocre fame for fucking free haircuts though, because because the costume
haircuts now and then, and then you factor in the most guys are getting
with weekly to buy weekly cuts, and then you factor that in on your
yearly savings. I'm just saying, fam somebody, because it is charging wage
much for haircuts. I ain't gonna lie. I'm saying, okay, say
haircuts because I see this is a common price for like barber's ship haircuts is
fucking fifty dollars right, forty? Okay, So forty is a nice price.
Forty is a nice price. How often is the typical person getting the
haircut weekly to buy a weekly? Right? I get my if I when
I was like quote unquote balling hero. Yeah, when I was balling,
I was every other week. Every other week was enough for me. That's
shit. Eight dollars actually, ninety ninety ninety ninety five dollars a month for
my haircut. I don't even I don't even know last time I paid for
a line because I always paid for the full haircut because I want I wanted
all the full treatment, even with my hair, like I'll get the fade
and line up and wash, and I want I want it all. I
want to want to nuts and berries in there too and everything. Pause,
no nuts trying to catch me, try to get me. I go.
It's a experience. Now, I want the full experience, like to get
my beard conditioned and washed, my hair washed every single time, even though
I washed my ship and was fired. Yeah that come out of there.
I have no I don't have no hair on me none. I used to
go to a hood shit and get and pay like thirty dollars and come out
and be itching a bitch because I got a hair on my ship. Nigga
didn't wash me, didn't do shit. They burn the shit out of me
because they blades too too sharp, and then they put alcohol on and send
you out screaming that was bullshit. Thank you for not Beijing, and I
appreciate that. Oh no, no, no, my barber actually I asked
my barber about it. He actually took it as me asking about getting it.
I was like, no, I just want to know if you do
that shit, because I see Nigga's doing that shit. If you want it,
no, don't, don't do it, don't do it. It's like,
don't touch me, unhandsome, but having me scond through barber I want
real line up. Hey, that's what they're paying for their part, paying
for artistic perfection ship no more, no more Beijing. Why to fill it
in though? Too? The gratitude comes from God. Where that lady that
know Jesus Christ? We mean? But that's what I'm saying, like to
to genuinely be like, I'm doing this for the kids. That's like how
I feel about parents with Christmas and how they get so disturbed if they feel
like they're not getting credit for Christmas gifts. I don't need credit for Christmas
gifts to feel appreciated. Me seeing them being happy and you know and getting
that's my appreciation. I don't need them to know that that was fucking me
that did it. Excitement when they see what they got right, It's like
when people have would be for Santa Claus. Yeah, that's what I'm talking
about. Like ain't ain't no fat white man getting credit for shit that I
bought. Like, okay, bitch, you take credit for putting food in
the house and food stamps A boy that, hey, nigga will be I
don't hear you saying the government ain't uh and getting credit for feeding my kids.
I don't sell that fucking ARGUMENTA twenty five Like, yeah, you ain't
buying me shit, Mama, Santa Claus bought me some shit that nigga ain't
never learned that shit, Like that's that's the problem. Yeah, Like as
a parent, as a parent, like you ain't never just for me,
one of those conversations apply to just be like you know, the pop the
bubble or do you just kind of let them grow back, let them face
it out? And it's but and it's crazy because you really can't even let
your kids just phase out of it. It's usually a kid with the type
of parent that I'm discussing that bust your kids bubble for him because their parents
wouldn't a lot them to believe in Santa Claus. It's the same oven kid
who fucking his eighth grade teacher. Hey, you can tell whose parents didn't
let them believe in Santa Claus and ship because they wanted credit for the gifts
them. The motherfuckers that be spoiling episodes on t IF I had, that's
what they grew up to be. And my TV and movie spoilers and my
kid went to school and came home was like, your pops, brotherfucker told
me that the truth I'm pulling up on your family. Somebody got to come
outside and talk to me personally and get these hands, because why would you
tell my kids ain't fucking Santa Claus? And at the end, I think
it's funny because honestly, I don't have no man, It's like, why
would you tell my kids? Yeah, but it's crazy because people picking choose.
We've said on the show several times like people don't want people talk about,
you know, with gender and sexual entity and all of this stuff.
Man, they need to just let these kids be kids and they be the
same other fuckers that won't let kids be kids. You won't let them believe
in kids shit exactly, So which one is it? You want kids to
be kids when it's convenient for you. You don't want a kid to be
a kid when it's you know, outside of what you like, because instead
of letting the kid be a kid, where this kid is able to go
outside, play with their friends, ride bikes, get dirty and all this
shit, they can't be a kid because you want to make them a secondary
parent to other kids that you had. So now they have to help raise
their fucking siblings because they can't be a kid being a kid. Now they
have to step into an adults row. You don't want them to be a
kid and use their imagination and all this shit because you want them to be
in the reality of your world. That well, I'm the one. I'm
paying for everything. I want the credit for it, right but damn when
the sun man, we just need to let it. Y'all don't even know
how to let kids be fucking kids. So what are you talking about?
So fam can't believe in Santa Claus. But if he was like, hey,
I think I was born a girl, that's cool. Absolutely not absolutely
he was saying, my son cuts his twenty five dollars in his head,
Louis, Fuck, I have to I paid thirty maybe thirty five if it's
my pay week. That's that's that's typical for small here right now. Pause,
my kids and pale man. Yeah, and that's the end. It's
like, okay, so I so Tommy likes to read the comments for us,
But Tommy be forgetting that we also have an audio episode, so he'd
be mumbling, literally the license, I'll be reading, just reading. That's
that's how reading in real life. I'm literally a licensed cind I mean I'll
be I'll be reading to myself. I'm literally a licensed cosmitologist. And Dog
did a one guard and lining them babies up. He's a whole entire client
for that post. For real, for real. I used to buy cute
bows from my tiny clients because it made them feel special. Oh yeah,
I mean if you go out here doing the ship for the community, do
the ship for the community. Though, So Dog giving out free haircuts,
want credit for it? And then this haircut? Bad? What the give
both? Not giving both cuts out here? Nothing? You are out here,
push your niggas back, giving asymmetricals. Bro. It's twenty twenty three.
I don't know, I don't know if it's the correct term. I
thought it's called like cravatis, Like just basically your hair is one lane,
one level, Bro. You cannot you cannot Jason compliments and you give it,
niggas, even Steve jay z Z reasonable out like you're giving out even
Stevens talking about this bad haircut jay Z's re out fate trash, trash,
that was. That was what he was walking a button to get that you
gotta get, uh, Samuel Jackson and miss Society who is Richard Brown treat
about it like like you don't have to. And this is what I was
trying to explain to Dino in the comments in my comments on my page when
I shared it. He likes so he was giving out free haircuts, and
because he decided to stop, he wasn't genuine. If he decided to stop
for any reason, that means he wasn't genuine. No, because it wasn't
any reason that he It wasn't just like a random like, ah, you
I would it's too much on my plate or it's too you know, demands
who hid I can't keep up with it. No, his specific reason was
because parents weren't tipping. What makes it not genuine. It's the fact that
for you to go into something okay that you know is supposed to be free,
and you were volunteering to do this for the kids, and your reasoning
is Oh, well, I'm not getting tent by the parents. Fuck this,
how does that work? Right? As the saying goes, make it
makes sense because it doesn't. What is uh, let's see if I can
wow is like throwing out the game I can cook and you can line me
up to nigga nigga. Dam excuse me this nigga. Tommy's fifty, so
that means he has to go to the bathroom. He's gonna go fry chicken.
Damn. Who was it here? Diabetic? I'm like, that was
a little harsh. What's wrong to see old niggas just throw out in so
yeah, but they at least my legs work like I didn't. So they
tried to fucking fruit fly man. No, but they tried to like argue
it, like, well, you know, he gotta write this stuff.
Nobody said he didn't. Nobody said this nigga was obligated to continue giving these
fucking haircuts. Nobody even said a fucking explanation was required. We didn't need
to know why you stop. But now that you put it out there that
this is the reason you stop. She talked from that, she said,
piss me off the eye. That's funny. Yeah, but It's like genuine
means truly what something was said to be. Clearly it wasn't if it was
said to be free, but not perceiving payment was the reason that it caused
the problem for you doing it right. Even Stevens at that ship niggas be
giving out the measily and expect She literally sh She was like, go back
to bed because you ain't making no sense, just like his ass. But
that really really really m hmm, excuse me, oh keep it said,
listen, I can get you right with the hair. No fancy shit though,
just enough to turn a few heads. Yeah, but I didn't like
that at all because it's like, like I said, you didn't even have
to tell us a reason or give an explanation on why you stopped. You
could have just been like, you know you you don't have time for it
anymore. You don't, you know, it's too much, you'll play whatever
the case. Maybe you chose to tell us you're not giving me money for
these haircuts that I'm advertising. This tip ain't no tip drill going on.
Some have to look tech, my yo. So I do want to take
time to highlight my my district. Attaman H. Mark Chambers he Actually they're
doing a back to Stop its Parts formally known as Plumbeus Indigenous People's Part.
That is seventy three h one West Courtland Avenue. There will be free book
bags, school supplies, a bike raffle and capitalizing bolt letters, free burgers
and hot dogs, so that means that you have to tip them at least
two dollars for your burger and hot dogs. And if things got catch up
and mustard shut the yea. Yeah. Free hair braiding and free haircuts from
twelve to four again, you know, tip for the service. I guess
a kickball game. DJ and Milwaukee Health Department will be there doing health health
screenings, bounce houses, and much more. The free hair braiding and haircuts
are on a first come, first served basis and parents need to sign a
waiver. Children must be present to receive book bags and bikes. Can beats
will be reading the comments out loud for the audience. I feel like when
I you basically begging for a tip, I'm not tipping perpectly because you don't
shake your little tip jar and you said it's free, let me want to
do it absolutely. That's like when women come in like, hey, I'm
hungry. What are we going to eat? Nothing? Nigga, I was
gonna go and it was on me. But since you said that shit,
fuck you start bitch. Hey. Yeah, but y'all know how I feel
about it. Nigga asking me to suck his dick, So don't ask me
to suck your dick. Yeah, and the same shit you know you was
gonna do it, Yeah, And I think it pisses me out because it's
like you already know that that's the type of time that i'd be on.
So the fact that you rushing meat now, I'm gonna do it right,
like you know what, I came here fortunate. I will flip the ship
because I will ask you eat your pussy. I won't say something like that.
I don't need to be asked. You just do I know. But
I want to hear you say yes. Tell me tell me that you want
me to eat that ship? All right? Tell me tell me you want
say I. It's called it's called concent consent. Hey, Hey, I
want you to a full phrase like hold on, hold on, hold on,
let's let me get this voice note together, full phrase. I want
to hear this ship that actually kind of turns me on a little bit because
I want you to tell me that that's right. Oh shit, I didn't
tell Tybe happy birthday, sham. I don't. She would have answered the
phone. You're star, yeah, but your stars don't be like no,
but but yeah it is. It's to the point you have to be like
today, it's Sunday, August twenty eleven, ten pm. I me me
dincons of some mind body you know. And then you gotta ask, like
stage your full name for the record, do you sent to intercourse like that's
in all forms of perfect with relations with you? I don't want pulling the
don't be that ship well I mean Dave Chappelle, yeah, real quick.
Fuck my neighbors because I don't know which one did it, but apparently one
of them called, uh the city about my grass? Yeah I know.
I don't cut my own grass because I'm faking allergic. Where's that? Where's
that? It's right here? Spray right in my face. Graham, I
got him the second time. There. I guess team work, make the
dream work, says, I don't know. I feel like you. I
got him a second time the second time. That blast hit him all right.
First time it was just a miss six time, I was like,
oh shit, and I was like one who had like handful of paper towels
the first room. I don't be throwing because I using them for every door
after I leave them because I visited a nigga who didin't wash his hands such
every thing all the way up. All doors need to have that footook at
the bottom. I just I just take my paper tie everywhere I go everything
I touch. Bring back swinging doors, ma'am bisexual doors. It's hilarious.
Bring back trans doors. Really doors that go all the ways go up down
sideways. I prefer my door to go down. That's what they do,
though, So we you see where I'm going with it. So you're trying
to stop me. It makes so much sense, all right. So we
know that employers are known for being out of pocket. This I saw this
ship and it fucking blew me. So list an email from a management to
an employee and I felt like, this shit is wild as fuck. So,
as you may know, many companies still use credit checks as part of
the hiring process. This is too ensure that the employee can be trusted to
make shit. It's hard to can I open this? I'm trying to enlarge
it because I can't read it like this save image that we've gone. Yeah,
I'll just save it so I can just read it directly from my phone
instead of trying to zoom in on it. Okay. As you may know,
many companies still use credit checks as part of their hiring process. This
is to ensure that the employee can be trusted to make sound financial decisions,
as the maturity to manage his or her own financial affairs, and to show
signs of financial distress that might indicate risk of theft or fraud. While we
do not conduct the conduct these checks at this time, the gist of the
check is bad to us. We have noticed for some time the condition of
your vehicle and wanted to discuss the matter with you. We will follow up
this email with a personal meeting, but wanted to document the discussion beforehand,
since, of course, your angulal salary is known to us, and a
newer and more appropriate looking vehicle should be within your financial reach. It is
our concern that perhaps you were having a difficult time financially. Frankly, the
concern is that if you cannot afford a newer vehicle than either, you may
be susceptible to fraud, or that you are not responsible for the position you
maintain. To be even more frank, it just looks bad. Please let
us know if there's a reason that you have not upgraded your vehicle for now.
If it is a financial matter, then we will need to know the
details of the problems you were having. Perhaps it is as as simple as
you did not know the concern you were raising. Otherwise, please address this
situation as quickly as possible. We will be happy to refer you to dealerships
who will work with in the past. Sincerely, blah blah blah, Vice
President Human Resource Management. Do you know what cy Why? No, I'm
okay. So Milwaukee's raggedy, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say this and
s in comparison to when I was in the DMV area, the DC Virginia
Maryland area, they do not fuck around. You have to have your your
car inspected annually. You have to have car insurance. So the annual inspection
means that you can't have There were no raggedy cars running around that area.
There were no cars abandoned, there were no old schools or anything. I
mean, if you have old schools in your guys, if you're driving,
you had a up today car that was registered with insurance. There are fucking
cameras every fucking where. They would take pictures of you, uh going speeding.
They would take pictures of you going too slow. They were they would
take picture of you going too fast, like you gotta just be driving the
right way. They have cell phone blockages in areas because it's like very surveillance,
highly surveillance area for government whatever purposes. They don't have niggas going baseline.
They don't have niggas robbing, niggas on hunt eyes. They don't have
muffin cars and bumpers on the side of the road and ship because they have
such a high standard of registration for your cars. Niggas like the niggas in
Milwaukee could not survive that. They would not be able to survive there.
And where was this again, DC, Virginia, Maryland, the whole the
whole area over there, different over there, the cost living is different there.
But nigga, you cannot right. Yeah. The DMV, which is
crazy like like that's the Department of World. Yeah, because that's inertainly where
my mind goes every time. But the thing is that the person I was
with was like slow down. I was like, slowdown, I'm going to
speed limit. No, go slow down further, you know a little bit
more. All right, slow down, right, you're going too slow.
You're gonna get pull over. Going to slow like they were very if it's
so strict on every aspect, it's kind of like, uh, what do
you call it? When you're paying attention to the detail, It's a detail
very detail oriented law enforcement, where that the big yeah, with the big
shit, don't become big shit, like we got big fucking shit. That's
a problem. Like it's big shit niggas riding around with no plates whatsoever,
and it's good nigga, no place, no insurance, motherfucker's stolen and they
still right on the street for three to that fucking days and now abandon that
shit and walk away and go to another car. You cannot get away with
that shit in another city because there they're restriction is so so high. We
no matter how many police you can put it on the street, there's nothing
you can do about it here in Milwaukee because you're you're playing you're playing catch
up. But they've done, it's done. But been Uh precautionary. They've
done everything beforehand and make sure that is not an issue practice, right,
They're proactive, were very reactive. So that is like just a there's another
step in a nigga. Your ship don't look right, you can't work here,
because in so many words, that was like, we know what we
pay. You gotta know the character. You got enough money to get into
the character, the characteristics of a nigga with a raggedy car. Kind if
it's the bill to a certain extent when you think about it, and maybe
some of us just don't make fucking livapool goddamn wages most really, maybe I'm
saving yeah, and it's like or something. It's just like if it ain't
broke, don't fix it. And if it is broke, maybe the maintenance
ain't that bad, right, Like, look, it's not sucking me from
A to B? Like what that's like me? That's like I said when
I when I was going to buy my car, I don't look for the
newest model. I look for the features that I wanted. So when I
was financing, they wouldn't allow me to get the car that I wanted,
which was an older year that had all of the bells and whistles that I
wanted. It's up there. They made me get the newer car that was
a fucking bass model that I didn't want. I didn't want a newer car
just because it was a newer car. I wanted the older car because I
had everything that I wanted in there. And I'm like, bro, don't
it's not that big of a deal. I don't have to have the newest
model car. And it's the same thing with phones. The only reason phones
is upgrade is because we had to get fucking upgrade, like they wouldn't check
our old phones at Spectrum. And then when we switched to a T and
T know why everybody got the upgrade in the house because they had to pay
for it free with our trade ins. So my last job in Houston had
an issue because my co worker chose to draw to drive clients in her Toyota
instead of her Porsche. She didn't want clients in her porch at all,
so she drove her beater. Kayla, I know what happened to you there,
because I do it all the time. You go with one thought and
then it kind of you switched structure. Sad. Yeah, yeah, it
was like you know she's not. She trump no. And it's funny because
I've done this so many times, like I just did it yesterday, and
it's like she chose to, you know, drive her. Then it's like
it just h it's man, leave a note on your neighbor across the street,
both houses on the side of that house and the ones next door,
and the two houses over and tell them hose to go inhale a bag of
infect the dicks and stay the fuck off my porch. Because because I don't
know who did it. It's like, bro, like, if you feel
that neighborly bitch come cut the grass, then you come do it. I
don't blame her. I wouldn't want everyone if I had a Porsche either,
yea. And I mean, but I don't pay for my grass because my
uncle does it. But it's like I don't rush him to come do it
because I'm not one of his paying clients. Take care of your paying clients
first, like you know what I'm saying. No, I mean, unfortunately,
because in some neighborhoods and a lot of neighborhoods, you have a lot
of homeowners that really take ownership of their lawn. And if you're not a
homeowner. You're in an area and you just kind of depending on somebody else
to do your lawn. Either you get them here more frequently, or you
go here and handle your shit, because you will stick out like a sore
thumb. It's like it's it's lawn wards. It's lawn wards out in this
base when I use it. When I when I lived in Minami Falls,
I was the only nigga in my in my in my subdivision. I did
not want to be the nigga with the raggedy lawn. So I was out
there making sure I was manicuring that shon and absolutely my should lined up like
a motherfucking And as a person who grass tries to cure record, I don't
give a fuck about it. I don't be out there, but I ASO
has to do with the If your neighborhood is kind of like lacks about it,
you lacks about it. If they're uptight about it, you're gonna up.
You're gonna up your any a little bit, you know what I mean?
No, No, that's that's how I cause I cause I might be
the only one without you know, grass cut. But like I said,
I also grew up, and it was different like in our neighborhood. Like
my mom was a single mom. So when there was snow grass anything,
like the older men in the neighborhood or you know whoever has them, like
if they couldn't do it, they would send somebody to do it, to
shovel out or like you know, cause they had snowblowers and shit, we
didn't, so they would snowblower and make sure that we had a path to
get in. They would come and cut the grass and do all of that
shit. And it's like I told Ree, I was I mean fucking people
because we would do it a lot, like shove in the front of the
house. And she was like, well, I'm already right here, and
she's like, you know, do whatever in front of the neighbor's crib.
And I'm like, I'm like, they don't do that shit for us.
Fuck them, Like you will see the crispiest line where they stopped right at
our property property line when they are shoveling to make sure that they don't help
with our ship. So fuck them. Make them do their own shit.
Because of all the times you've done that, never once have they said,
oh, well man, you know I saw the bitch getting out her fucking
truck and going from the driveway to the back door on crutches. Let us
help them out? No, so fuck them? Yes them, can't say
my mind is all over today. I'm not typing good okay, but my
time being coming for somebody. You never know what people world right now?
Yeah, but that that that's my thing. Like if if, if,
if my grass is bothering you so much, then you come handle my grass
to your standard. How about that? I will. I don't come on.
You need me though? Help your ship? How do you even come
on my house and go him? Come up for us? Hey, it's
about that time to get some fertilize on that shit right now, It's about
that time. Why do your ship make it wet? I'll fertilize that ship.
The fact you can see my cheeks behind a microphone is to start he
look the biggest shit. Hey uh? Speaking of which, August twenty fourth,
Turquoise Cheep Records will be at the company bruin. How you like your
eggs? Friday? Fertilize. I will be there smashing them, banging.
Y'all come a baby period the Hey, hey, y'all need to how about
this. I'm gonna actually be the damn devil's advocate. Y'all need to actually
be an advocate for making sure your neighborhood is in line with looking good.
And if you are a person who's sucking up the damn allegiance in the damn
neighborhood, you need to be holler at like, hey, all of us
are taking care of our ship. What the fuck is you own? This
is hey, you bought a house. Grass is part of the damn responsibility.
What the fuck is your problem? I'm gonna pour concrete all over this.
Do that? Well, well, how about this? Do that shit
expeditiously then, because right now, right now, my shit is I'm feeling
some kind of way about your ship looking wild and loose. Hey, get
some turf in that, bitch. I don't give a fuck. Make that
shit look good, because right now my ship next to yours looks l atrocious.
You're fucking some ship up. I want people to walk through my neighbor
right through my neighborhood, and look and be proud of the fact that this
neighborhood because Milwaukee is full of pockets. There's so many pockets of greatness.
And then there's some pockets of hood. You could go one block of of
hotness and going the hood and like, oh damn shit, that's like where
I am. My block is probably merrily homeowners and they take it here.
Y'all got ranch style houses and it's it's quiet as fuck. But you go,
like just just once you get to the busy street, niggas getting shot.
They run in the rear like it's all kind of shit. But like
on our actual street, you can't tell none of that. But Kiva.
When you said Joe the guy was, uh, wasn't cutting your grass?
I was like, hey, I'll come and cut it. He's like,
nah, that's all right. Your ship was growing wild of a bitch And
you say it all the way for him, And I'm the nigga next door.
They a kiva when you're gonna cut your ship. I'm not nigga.
I'm like a neighbor when you go cut this ship or going your house,
And like Stanley on Friday, the only the only reason I don't cut the
motherfucker people next door because I cut my ship at a certain level that it
might not be the level that you want to cut. Like I was like,
I respect it's like a respect like I cut it at a level,
like all right, I cut mine at a certain level where I would have
to cut it like two or three times a week because I don't cut it
all way low, so the sun burns that shit. I wanted to kind
of like a Philly Fro kind of ship. Hey, I'm for real.
You cut it. You cut it too low. It starts burning and started
looking like, hey, you gotta cut it. You gotta cut it to
where it stays fluffy. Yeah, you're fluffy grass. You line it up
nice, you keep it fluffy. But it's gotta cut it more frequently so
it stays green. Motherfucker's cut this ship too low, and the sun burning
shit because it ain't gonna rain and you ain't watering the ship. This shit
gonna look like, hey, keep up your ship, so you if you
next door to me, you need to keep you keep your ship up to
my my standard, I'll cut it for you. Do you want me to
do this shit? I'm for real. I'm sorry. We'll see tomorrow.
I'm sorry. Oh yeah, all y'all anti grass, motherfucker, that's you
know what I'm saying. Hey, that ship isn't well that's a whole understand.
Hey, I mean, guy, I need to open up a damn
landscaping business. Can beats landscaping. Call me nigga, show, call me,
Comma, nigga, don't look at myself. I'll close my eyes,
okay. Yeah. And then it's like I live across the street from the
park, bro, and and I'm not nig nig like, so it's like
you do all this shit and then I'm on the corner. I'm across the
street from a park and I'm the corner house. So it's all kind of
shit like like because motherfucker's just act like a garbage can. It's not within
ten feet of them, So yeah, I hate it. I'm like,
I'm gonna answer here I find you monkey ass, come outside, like,
what's up with your grass? Nigga. My final thing the night before we
get out of here is where my grits whenever anything happens with like you know,
relationship shit. There are a million think pieces on it. But it's
so funny because if you were not aware of Kiki, give them something to
cry about, Palmer, I'm gonna make you cry on the car because because
you know, it's like you get your ass with it. I give you
something to cry about. And I feel like that's kind of you know,
that's what she basically did to her baby daddy, Like you know, you
you wanna show your ass and clown on social media. You want to cry
on social media, I give you something to cry about. So now that
she has this collaboration, this video with Usher called boyfriend, oh, niggas
think she is the most despicable bitch. I think Sierra gotta pass for a
while. They probably ain't gonna talk about Sierra for a minute because they got
Kicky Palmer corner houses. Ain't no joke to cut the grass or I hate
snow, I will cut your grass. Don't come in on snow. I'm
not that landscaper. You come to a portion, I throw a raw egg.
Yeah, but Usher, that the opening line. That's hilarious. Her
boyfriend looking for me, and that's cool. You know who wrote the song?
That's cool? You know who wrote the song? That was Rico Love?
Yeah it was me. I like kick. People used to think that
Rico Love was my baby daddy. They thought that Rico Love was Rees's father,
just because I had a tattoo that said Rico on my back, Like
Bro, that is not the only rico around. But yeah, Reggie Brown
was doing an event at a This was before Bouchards moved across the street.
This is when Bouchards was actually in the beauty supply store building. Where was
Where was Bouchards before all that shit? It's about the one downtown. Yeah,
and make sure people knowing shit. But they had two locations at one
point, and at one point it was the only one right down there where
foot Locker who was on third Yeah, hey, but they had to sit
there on fucking lock. They had it on lock. Gave even you came
in front, but they had a lock. You get your bows and a
damn team hat if you wanted to never I'm like Bro, I said first,
I said, I've never even met that man before in my entire life.
And it was a whole rumor she was my baby daddy just because I
had a reco tattoo. Like, no, I'm sorry to this man.
But people are mad at Kiki because she's doing but she first of all,
Kiki Palmer has always been extra. Her personality has always been over the top
and extra. And she was very, very, very fucking vocal, and
he sat and looked her dead in the face while she was talking to him
and said that any relationship issues that they have, they gonna handle that ship
in the closet, like if somebody come to her like as such and such,
I'm gonna tell you about your man. And she was like, oh,
well, I wanted to tell you something about your man. I just
didn't want to mention it to you. Since you want to go there.
She was like, then they go change the subject because that you know.
So she was very very clear on not wanting to address relationship issues in front
of the world. And what did he do. He brought his ass in
front of the world and did what he did. And now people are mad
at her response and it's like she took an opportunity to monetize. She's bullshit
because she's a mother. Yeah, which is also in the video. But
the little you know. I hate how when they wink in the video,
they feel like they gotta make that little chime, the little ding. I
hate that. I don't know why I bought this because like broke, you
know your I don't make that fucking noise. We can see her winking,
fan, we didn't need you to make the fucking chime to know she blink,
we're looking at her. And then even if you even if you're deaf,
like you can't hear the ding anyway, so you gotta look at the
fucking captions and be like wink like you already know. Yeah, we don't
need they don't need you to fucking we don't need an audio to her winking.
Yeah, but when I take like they are, the visual was way
more you know, enticing than the lyrics, because lyrics are just blah blah
blah blah blah. But the video, she's petty as fucking video. But
she dancing like like she not even she got me seductive with him or not
that video, Yeah, I like it and even him, but he did
grind. It was on another chick that was in the video. She just
dancing like him like he did. He did it very perfect cause you know
he loved his chest popka all right, him him and a Marion. Yeah,
hey, but he was looking good as a motherfucking that video style.
I'm not I'm very being I'm being very out. I'm very honest. Look,
he he was petty when the video started though, because like when they
pained, like he's in the bathroom. He's like shirtless, looking in the
mirror. She and he made his little little titty jump shit a little pick.
But I was like he was liking that ship. Wouldn't you look at
her? At her face? Was like, Oh, Usher is up there
and he looks damn good and he's in his forties. I'm gonna get my
workout on. So he is not. No, he's not. I if
I if I were in that category of being famous, I would be Usher.
I be If I was Usher, I'd be evil villain, too perfect.
And his fiance a woman Stick I doctor doom on you motherfucker stick.
Yeah. But the way that they have been her baby daddy got to fight.
I don't care, but you must fight Usher. Sorry I was talking.
No, it's too close. I was too of them. That's no.
But people was like, you know what you do back? No here,
damn it just up. It's hard to see him. Fus, it's
up there now and now we're trying to kill him wherever, go ahead,
spread Damn it's too that's why they're getting it's up there. That's the second
one. It was like down that bullshit cup and all this over me enjoining
the night out with my friends and I should chose me while you at home
with the diaper. Genie boy, Hey, I love. I love when
my wife went out and came back home after having a good time with whatever
she was happening. That was some good loving at night. It was some
good It was some good loving. The greatest night and my whole marriage was
when we went out to a strip club. That was the greatest night.
I will never forget that night ever in my life. That was like we
all we both enjoyed the same thing at the same time. Her nigger was
like will Smith and Queen and face clubs. But the fact that there was
like people gassing Kicky Palmer up to be a single mother, Like, bro,
what she always been a single mother? He ain't she ain't married.
She's not married. This nigga is. And I think that a lot of
people were running with his post because he was like, oh, were we
living in the age where you know, if a guy don't want his wife
and mother of his child, so they are not married. And it's like
you putting his wife married about sir, you have not married this woman?
And who is he? What does he do and why is he relevant?
I'm want to find this one post. Actually he's not if he's not on
the level of Kiki, because keith Ki is what She's not a list,
she's she's probably be list possibly B minus close to see I love her,
I love her, she's great. But you recognize this, you recognize she's
not she was what the fucking last last movie she was in that was trash
with the horror movie the dude from d Yeah, that's yeah, that's like
se right, that's see less. It wasn't even dope. It was like
it's forgettable and shit like nope, there we go, like Sie Michael.
When Sie Michael said you're forgettable, it sounds like a disc but it was
like, that's chewing a bitch because once you go away, I won't remember
you. I don't remember that fucking movie. I don't remember the only movie
I remember her as a killing the b and that was she was young and
the Ship. I can't I can't remember nothing adult wise where that's actually dope.
So but I love her, I love her personality, I love her
her realness all that shit. But but your nigga is below you fuck you
nigga bounce. So just because he's not titles having correct Shut your bitch ass
up. You collecting checks off of somebody who is collecting checks off a seedless
bitch and you ain't even got a D list motherfuck? What the fuck are
you gout? Who is he? We don't know who the fuck is it.
He's a regular as nigga. If I'm you know, I take pride
to seeing that Jill Scott fucks with D list niggas. You never know who
the fuck this nigga is. Nigga. That's game for me, Like I'm
actually a I'm actually a possibility in this bitch. You know what, if
I got Jill Scott, I was shut the fuck up, I would not
say I fucking that I've been like stepping this bitch. You weren't hear a
fucking thing from me? No being make his own money, Yeah, I
would make my own money too, off of Oprah money. He had his
own like private company and stuff. That here You telling me he don't benefit
of Oprah money, of course, But I'm saying like he's making his own
I don't know what the name of his company. You know how men can
beats our spaces, you know what I mean, can't do our spaces tim
time about this is a google More fact because I ain't nobody ever had no
bars for what step been done. He wrote a book, What How to
Shut the Fuck Up? Is that the book Stepmen? Stepman don't say nothing.
I'm not sure this nigga bitch by Stepman. I'm sure Stepman ain't got
a voice box. That nigga ain't saying no no I never heard, which
is hilarious because people call Kicky baby Daddy because y'all know we don't call him
by his name. They called Kicky baby Daddy. Great value stepping stem step
shut up. I can already tell this is the issue right here because what
you can what is steppen? What they do do Gary, He's an American
educator. That's what it says. That's his main title, public speaker.
He's the long term partner of over one and Doctor Hey Steman Got a little
bit More. He is a CEO of S. Graham Associates, a management
and marketing consulting firm. He's the author of twelve books, including two New
York Times bestsellers and one Wall Street journals, Everybody Got a New York Times
Bestsellers out. Graham eventually moved, trust me get one high Point, North
Carolina to establish himself in public relations at B and C Associates. This is
definitely some old Tommy for Martin Ash Association. His jobs don't exist, but
he is also a founder of Chicago Illinois aa D, formerly Athletic Athletes Against
Drugs. Some bullshit, y'all? How much do you think pay for them
to write? Where did you find some Google? This is Wikipedia? How
much do you think over paid to put that to make this nigga? He
has a daughter and he was married. She was married to some cat that
chick I know knows her, knows her fiance, and there's some damn scandal
of her teaching him how to swim, and the nigga drowned. No,
no, look at them. No, but it's puffs Like all those nigga
do is write books. Hey, do you know how what you got to
write? You know what you gotta to write a book? Right now?
No, low key? He looked like my guy of college, just that
retired. I've been video Benna pull up. He's dog as Cheech and Chong.
This bitch dog a mad book. So yeah, you can't tell me
that's a black man. I still don't see anything really, really, really
completely relevant, right you telling me it is doctor Phil knockoff, it's a
black man, absolutely fucking not. I don't give what Oprah Oprah paid to
get that rope Oprah pay Ai and they wrote his whole week pay He's a
member of the Indiana Broadcasting Hall of Fame. What did he broadcast? In
nineteen eighty eight? Graham created S Graham and Associates in Chicago based corporate He's
he's marketing. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's go
back. Okay, you know what college? You know what? You don't
what I do. I'm about to ask so hard. It isn't name.
Let's see why are you defending step Let's see Oprah. I ain't know white.
It is that like white steman. That's not doctor Phil. Stephen looked
like doctor Phil. It might be brother. Okay, so you saw Stepman's
ship. Look at look at oprah ship early life. She's making all the
ship. And what he doing he's he's writing books. I don't necessarily need
stems. Stepman knows his fucking role and he he should be the blueprint for
all niggas on earth. I just want somebody that just understands, you know,
what I do, and he understands what he does, and he understands
what he I might wake up after smashing, but hey, I want to
write another book. Can you back me? How easy is that ship with
Oprah? Yeah? He getting what if she having a sexual fucking Gail?
I don't know. I'd been working my way up to try to smashing opraight
write books in the study and drink. If you see that, because he
ain't getting no plan. If you see a Canby's book about to come out,
you know what I'm smashing Oprah. Would you really want o? Yes?
Like take away the taway because you would you really want to fuck Oprah?
Not really want you. But I see the chick, baby, I'm
about to come rock your world. One of those chicks broke Kiki Palmer as
corny as fuck. It's one thing to wear what you want and act like
a fucking group he had a concert. It's another thing to trow the person
you have a child with, repeatedly like traditional, Yeah, what are we
still talking about? Sam? No, we're catching that from I was reading
She's an a list now after this situation, she absolutely absolutely not. You
know, she is right now. She moved her away up to actually be
what an a list candidate? How about that? I don't know, nig
I'm not in that world. She's fine, she got thicker after she had
the baby, and she's petty and shit. Okay, you don't think that
Smike gonna pick her up, like, hey, let's see, let's let's
see and she's dancing and singing and ship, let's see, let's see her
getting the let's see, let's get a starring Rolls shit right? Uh,
nope too, Kaylor Taylor and either way, beds be hating? Man,
did you say nope to Nope? Nope, nobody. It's just how delusional
people are. So, like I said, this chick made a status.
He is the monster looking dude from Insecure Little Brothers. No People. So
this chick wrote this stat and said from the man, Kicky Palmer is corny
as fuck. It's one thing to wear what you want and act like a
fucking group you at a concert. It's another thing to trow the person you
have a child with. Repeatedly, happy people don't do lame shit to get
a reaction from someone. Narcissistic people do things to get a negative reaction from
people they claim to look suspect. Yeah, I do not give a shit
about Oprah. I'm sorry Oprah is up here. It's actually going to contradict
Stepman's weak ass Wikipedia, Stepmen's Wikipedia's wicking a bitch look at little Way Oprah.
Stepman. No, but it was a common books, other publications.
Filler filler, filler filler, It's over, Nigga, what look at Oprah
shit? Oprah shit is roll busting a bitch, Oprah. Hey, I
haven't seen down here. It says someb Milwaukee in this ship. You know
how they got they got some shit to say. They actually say something about
Milwaukee. I mean here, I know Lincoln High School in Milwaukee, but
after early success in the upward bound faced So just now, because I don't
give a funk about none of this, she went to Nicolay. I I've
been saying, how can we get back to the actual time? Bro,
Hey, we really don't care about we were actually we was hold we were
comparing Oh no, we were comparing, uh he compared to rabbit. Hold.
No, we're comparing kes Man. But I feel equivalent trying to dig
us out here? All right, where should we go? Man? Man
is the equivalents? Right boom, there were all right? All right,
here we go? Is he not white? Stop sharing? All right,
mamie, where are we going now? Man? Guide us? Sh is
no longer relevant because he's no longer gone. He's going, but he actually
is less relevant these white boys. But the stash is trash. The point
is basically how everyone is what did I do? Everybody is ripping kick Palmer
like she created this whole thing online. So the fact that this comment on
that post that I just did, y'all even hear the post that I read,
which one was that the post that I was reading in the middle of
Uh, probably not because we were we're Uh is Kicky's boyfriend? So I
was six? I read the post one more time. Uh this is from
Breathe Vandy Camp says Kicky Palmer as corny as fuck. It's one thing to
wear with you want to act like a fucking group he had a concert.
It's another thing to troll the person you have a child with. Repeatedly,
happy people don't do lame shit to get a reaction from someone. Narcissistic people
do things to get a negative reaction from people they claim the love and One
of the comments on this post says, you can't be with someone that is
capable of publicly embarrassing you. This says a lot about her character when her
baby daddy did what how did this start? Because the nigga came online to
do what publicly embarrass her? So what the fuck are you talking about?
Exactly? No, he did. If Jiggi Palmer goes anywhere but this Usher
show, We're not having this conversation. Guaranteed. If Kigi Palmer go to
Eye Hoop and drink some fucking orange juice and come back home, We're not
having this conversation. We're having this conversation because dog came on the internet.
No, no, no, If Jigi Palmer it's not in the Usher show,
he not making these comments on the internet. You see what I'm saying
here. It didn't matter. Why didn't matter? It didn't matter. So
if Kiji Palmer goes anywhere but an Usher show, anywhere but an Usher show,
it could have been anybody's show. That hadn't necessary. But what I'm
saying, if Kijie Palmer again goes to fucking dinner with her home girls,
ain't no comment. I'm not talking about what you're doing or what you're wearing,
because it ain't on the internet. She is a celebrity. Even if
she goes to dinner with her friends. He ain't got a problem with that
address. If you had dinner with your friends, because she is a celebrity.
Guess what's gonna happen. Yes's gonna say, hey, here's Keiki Palmer.
But you but you also not hanging over Usher. He saw what she
was wearing. Okay, again, I'm talking to you from a nigga standpoint,
but I'm talking I'm talking to you from my lodge. It's much different
if you, being my famous girlfriend, is out with your home girls at
dinner and you're wearing this dress and Paparasi catch a picture. Completely different when
you go to the Usher show, Usher pool you on stage and now you
got this dress on it, you hanging all over us. The internet is
gonna make a spectacle of it. But then I added on top of it
because I got it. I said, I jumped out the window and says,
blame ship. But I don't know why he thought he was gonna be
on the side with that shit. But here's my thing. If oh,
I don't know, I had it. If usher was the problem, why
get on that. I mean you already brought it online. If usher was
the problem, why not get on the internet you hear anyway to be like,
hey, that was out of pocket. He was doing too much.
Now what if that was me all in you know artist's face. Okay,
you know you brought up the fucking dress. Some people don't know how to
articulate. That is a list, young light skin. Nigga is list.
He has no he ain't no no fucking list. I don't know him.
Maybe it'll be the ship not heard around the world. And then it's like
and some of the people that were making a post, like the way that
they worded it was like, you don't even see that. That's fucked up.
So I really don't even to have this conversation exactly. My fucker's was
like, no, you out doing such and such and he at home watching
your brand new baby, like first of all watching like Nigga, that's his
kid watching your brand new baby, like you said it, like it's just
her kid, and like he's watching like it's not his kid, like baby
right, Like she'll come home and get his nigga tip and send him an
Uber because he didn't, you know, kept your discussion. I'm going out
what you're doing on Friday night, Thursday at whatever the they was, That
was a discussion. And feld want the lesson we are learning here today girls
is don't date bad bitches if you don't want a bad bitch, and you
know what. To be honest, Peaky is not like the baddest of bitches.
She's like like she's an okay, bad But what I'm saying is when
you just had a baby and now you want to go out and feel sexy,
you're gonna put that shit on. He turned and teach put that shit
on, turned her into the baddest bitch ever. All I'm saying if you
know your girl, because knowing this and like this is her first baby,
that girl probably had in her head like, bro, this is it not
knowing that she was gonna snap back because you don't know until after the baby
get here. So she probably didn't know that she was gonna be able to
snap back and then have some additional shit that she didn't go into it with.
Because all of us say that lucky sometimes you don't get no, no,
nothing but a fooper. She got all the good shit that that fits
her, and her glow up has been like she's just fucking glowing since she
had this baby. And it's like you see women going through postpartum depression and
all this shit, like and y'all are mad because she is out here living
her best fucking life and she's feeling good and she's enjoying herself. But because
this nigga's like, oh man, you're a mom. Like, but you
know what KICKI is actually the audience you anybody, any woman out here that
we are actually relating relating to, she's actually living that life and actually being
that persona it shouldn't be anything that should And then it's like even then,
Bro didn't say it's the dress, you're a girlfriend. This nigga said you're
a mom. I'm not. He's not wrong for how he feels. He
was just wrong with how you handle Yeah, And I not once have I
invalidated bro feelings said like he didn't have a way to fill away whether it
was about the dress or whether it was about her dancing, you know,
being with Usher or whatever. I never said that he was wrong for that.
But to come on the internet and to open this book, y'all invited
us into the group chat. Y'all tell me this is all the time,
brocause out the group chat. This motherfucking invited everybody into the group chat.
And now people are mad at her because she's playing off of it and making
money off of it, right, which is what she's supposed to. Because
so instead of her you know, cowering and just fucking hiding it from all
that, she's like, you know what, this nigga made this shit hot?
How the line go on? That's kicky right now. And you know
what, her outfit was not like making her look banging. It just made
her look better than we actually saw her prior to her wearing that shit.
Like. I don't have a beef with it. I don't think she's beautiful.
I don't think I think no. Absolutely, when she had the baby,
her body transformed, she transformed into no. Her body, her body
transformed into a night it. I don't know, her body transformed into something.
Actually it turned into actually really nice and I'm not denying that. But
it's not like she's like on this like trajectory of being the bad baddest ever.
I was like, man, she's she's looking great. Like niggas like
shit, I didn't know Ki was doing that shit, and dog was like
lacking that shit on the way at the door, and he was looking at
she out to the door at the door, but he saw everybody else saying,
oh wait, she's looking thick in a bitch, and he started feeling
him. He started feeling some kind of way, but he didn't want that
posted her body talking about some son. You start the same thing we fucking
saw. He's like, oh man, she getting mama thick, she got
some she she looking good. That's what I saw. All thing is at
the end of the day, you can tell that he has little self estaks
and so you just turn he's hockey. No, look, I get it
because because look, my situation was also with a light skin and his mama
was white, and he was one of the motheruckers. He would play that
white car when he felt like it, like when he was doing DV type
of ship. He actually left on my voicemail like I can kill you and
get away with it because when you white, everything is white. And I
was like, bro, when you get books, they're gonna put nigger on
that fucking dock and sheet. And you know what happens every time you go
to jail. You know what, they put race black because first of all,
ain't nobody go believe that you're a white boy because you got them big
ass nigga lips. It's like when Dave Chappelle told uh Pete Davidson when he
was playing Counting Dracula and he was trying to say he was black. He
was like, look his lips. Everybody was breaking character on that partnership,
but that he was paying and they were playing the All State man and shit,
oh shit, and all. Honestly, she did nothing wrong to me.
I think it was a baby that realizing his chick is really it.
They probably had all kinds of ship going on in the house. Usher was
like, was the little tippy toe tippy on the little titty on top,
little titty on top, little titty on top. I don't know, like
I know, damn motherfucker, Well, that ain't my chick. He wasn't.
Actually, he wasn't even disrespectful either. I'm talking about got his own
ship going on, all right, hey, and you know what, he
did nothing that nigga wouldn't be like, hey, she pushing up on me,
and if you feel away, you know, pull up on him.
You know where he got a residency. He got a residency. He told
you when he told you when the song. If you you want to find
your if you want to find me, I'll be with your bitch. Fan
You how you would say, I heard your boyfriend looking for me, Well,
that's cool. Tell him wherever he finds you, that's where I'll be
here. Let's keep it real. All of us, all of us here
have babies. If we have babies, we wouldn't have the money to actually
find the babysitter that the nigga could find, to actually go out and find
her out there in the streets. You could have easily found him to watch
the damn baby. And I'm out of this bitch? What the fuck are
you doing out here with us? He couldn't know because he probably couldn't reach
her on her phone because he ain't got that kind of cash. That's not
list. That's what I jealous. That's what I was going to say.
He couldn't reach KICKI to be like a kick. Can I withdraw his money
because I'm trying to get the sitters so I can come put my foot in
your ads. Y'all are playing, y'all are playing that's crazy. Her looks
shouldn't matter here. I mean, I'm just that nigga got a rush cart.
All right, you're right. He definitely time she was out talking shit
allowances that part right here. Keep you get you get a high three,
four or five on that ship. It's some ship that we don't know.
He was out there? What the you doing? Were you at? I
got the baby fucker one time. You're coming home, you're still out there?
What you doing when you come out? He sounded like they were like,
Mark, when needs your babysit? Like, nah, I'm trying to
go. Okay, she out? He agreed, He agreed to be at
home. Nigga my kids. But he agreed to be at home, and
all of a sudden, he was like, wait, I want to be
out too, But wait, what you doing sneaking? Niggas? Kick you
said? Breadwinner got deep? I wish somebody. I wish I was letting
a woman take care of you. You need me watch whose kids? Our
kids? For sure? Yeah, you're gonna be on Jay, I will
be. You come to the door with Yeah, somebody looking for Yeah it
was happening. What happening? What are you thinking about? Its basically have
been designated Darius with babysitting niggas what. I'm an introvert. I rather stay
in the house. I watch everybody motherfuck kids. Yeah, I was actually
just doing what he does, what he normally get pizza. He's not watch
the teenage ninja turninals like it's playing the guitar and he's banging on her boody
head see see white ship. That's why you white acoustic guitar is just head
button. But us we're talking about talking about cool. I thought you were
talking about Darius out here. I feel like there is to see how you
flip based on what was cooler. It's the same action, but you're like,
oh no, that nigga, it ain't cool. But because you're not
that, I'll trust me. You're not that guy. He's not that guy
where you where you Usher? Hey, At one point in time, Usher
was not that guy. But now Usher is that guy. Have you ever
looked at young pictures of Shaka Khan and Nicki Minash. It looked very similar,
like Nicki Minaj is fine without the ass, like she's she's she's gorgeous.
Nicki Minash, you think so absolutely? I love I love Shaka Khan
if you see some old look, okay, let me let me do a
comparison. Oh my god, you know I gotta do this ship that's probably
already something up with it. You can probably just do a star. You
should probably get this last topic at before this pause. I'm not but while
Timing is looking, he could put this video on the screen. It's the
one next to the money bag video, the one, I say, TDR
Network, I'm not that screen set. Okay, Jeeter Network, where's the
four videos next to the one that's a money bag? Yo? Okay,
gotcha, that's the word that is. But I feel like they should because
think it's been getting these chairs together every white boy. The music is funny
and shit. All right, here we go, share my screen real quick,
real, just real quick. I'm sorry, no rap, No rabbit
was a promise and too late, too late, too late, baby baba.
So it was too funny. You know what, you know what,
nigga don't do not do not nigga? Man, eyes like that look funny
you got and I'm not talking about the booty niggas. Who are you doing?
I haven't had anything that Easton's breakfast this morning. It was fucking amazing
steps and this ship. Speaking of the breakfast that I ate, that was
fucking amazing. Uh, Serta has been out here living her fucking best,
like eating all kinds of chicken wings and she was getting down at the party,
y'all. Now this has been since what but fight that we've been seeing
her tears shit up. Yeah, I gotta slow down though. She's been
eating chips, non vegan chips, y'all. I did have chips, chips,
chicken look all kind of shit. And I was just sitting there like
you know that that fair kind pick would he'd be like, yeah, she
was very happy to see me eating food. So it's yes, Oh y'all,
don't look my Google. All right, Fuck y'all, you've taken too
long. I mean take it's it's a lot of shit to do. Good
night. Yeah, I mean we had a I mean, it's been three
hundred three sixteen. Isn't any good ship with my Google. It's the fact
that we've been on here for three fucking hours. I mean that's true for
I mean, it's it's Monday, Tommy. We were here since Sunday.
It's Monday night. And I told y'all that that was my last topic.
I didn't know what he was looking for, looking for the picture. I'm
done. Oh well, uh yeah. So I'm gonna thank you guys for
tuning in to this week's episode of hostially awkward slash Tommies Rabbit Holes. If
you were not able, Mama, If you were not able to tune in
for the full episode, that is okay because as you know, we have
replays going up in the morning, or you can always just go stream on
your favorite platforms every Tuesday at ten am when new episodes drop. So until
next time, we got a hole.