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this week's episode of Mister Chameleon.
Now from March to twenty third, nineteen

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forty nine, here is the Dinner
of Death Murder Case. Next Mister Chameleon

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and the Dinner of Death Murder Case. Tonight, we again present the famous

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mister Cameleon of Central Headquarters in his
most famous cases of crime and murder,

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brought to you by the makers of
genuine Bayer Aspirin. Mister Cameleon, as

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you all know, is the famous
and dreaded detective of Central Police Headquarters who

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frequently uses a disguise or impersonation to
confuse the criminals he is tracking down.

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In Tonight's case, he appears both
as himself mister Chameleon, and in an

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especially clever and effective disguise. Tonight, we give you, mister Chameleon in

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the Dinner of Death murder case.
The scene of Tonight's Chameleon case is in

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a home like countless others in this
land of ours, a home like yours

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or mine, a home with the
last thing expected or believed possible, is

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that the hand of murder and suspicion
will strike to bring tragedy and horror.

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It is in the home of Herbert
Martin on the evening of the Maid's day

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out. As Herbert, his young
wife Felloise, and his daughter Lucy,

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only a few years her junior,
are seated at the dinner table, and

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we hear Herbert saying, if I
were asked to name the luckiest man I

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know. I'd say, Now,
what do you think, I'd say,

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Herbert Martin, that's myself? How
nice, Herbert? Oh, father,

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you're sweet. Two beautiful girls and
a beautiful dinner prepared for an old duffer

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like me with their own hands.
I hear's your plate, father, emm

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smells wonderful. What is it?
The way to find out is to taste

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it, Herbert, that's good.
Tastes like Augustin the kafe blow himself had

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a hand in a die. Ah, father, you look ill, father,

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what's wrong, Herbert? What's happened? It must be my heart?

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Call the doctor and Luisa. I'm
dreadful, I'm father, father. But

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it wasn't Herbert Martin's heart. It
was murder. The family dinner prepared by

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the two people he loved the most, concealed the hand of death. And

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a few minutes later we hear the
Commissioner of Police assigning the famous mister Chameleon

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to one of the strangest cases of
his career. Oh the facts of these

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chameleons. Herbert Martin, according to
his doctor's report, was isn't a dinner,

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no doubt with a poison whose symptoms
are the same as termain poisoning.

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Isn't that a commissioner, Yes,
that's it, all right, chameleon.

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But who told you? Let's call
it a good guess, commissioner. Let's

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go at that well. The addresses
three, three, four four Burton Street.

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I'm on my way. Oh there
you are, Detective Sergeant Donald.

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Get out a squad car quick.
What's up, mister Comellion murder? Oh

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here's the house, mister Comelion.
Right, Oh you're from the police.

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Yes, Comeleion of Central Headquarters.
Mister Camillion, no doubt you are the

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murdered Man's Herbert Martin's daughter and his
wife. His wife, I'm sorry,

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I understood. I was to see
his daughter, Lucy. That's his daughter's

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here. I'll take you to her. Did you call me eloise? Oh?

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Who's this? Mister cameleon? The
detective and this is detective Sergeant Arnold.

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The Commissioner of Police told me that
mister Martin was poisoned at dinner.

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I can't spare to think of it. Didn't think such a dreadful thing should

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have happened to my husband. We
had salmon and salery salad. It must

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have been changing. Yes, I'm
sure that was it. Well, I've

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heard of many such cases, recently, violent tomain cases. If only we

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hadn't had ken salmon. It was
you, I didn't have salmon. Alouise,

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Lucy dear, don't you remember you
suggested it first? She's terribly upset,

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mister Comellion. Oh, who else
beside mister Martin ate this salad?

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All of us had it, mister
comedian, who prepared it? The maid?

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Why? Lucy and I prepared it
together? This is the maid's night

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out. So all of you ate
this fatal salad, but only one of

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you was poisoned? What do you
mean by that, mister comedian? Here's

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what do you mean? I mean
that when three people eat poisoned food,

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all three are poisoned, and if
only one is poisoned. But mister comedian,

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who prepared the salad? You say
the maid was out? So who

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did prepare it? Lucy and I
prepared it together. That's right, mister

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Comellion. Eloise and I prepared it
together, and all of you ate it

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together, Yet one of the three
died. I can't understand. I think

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I can. One serving was poisoned, two were not, and that means

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murder. Do you mean, I
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Miss Lucy. Now tell me who
served the death food to Herbert Martin.

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I don't remember. Elouise brought all
three servings in on a tray,

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and you passed the tray, Lucy. Not that that makes any difference,

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Darling. Was any outsider in the
kitchen when you were preparing dinner? Only

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Dick Reynolds, But he left before
dinner. I bring dig into this,

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you know very well. Shouldn't his
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And who is Dick Grendall's and what
is his connection with his family? Just

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a boy Lucy's in love with Who
suppose I am in love with you,

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but no more in love with him
than you are, Elouise? What both

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of you in love with him?
That's not true, mister Comedian. It's

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just a silly, jealous girl's idea. You know it's not true, Lucy.

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That's why my father's dead, mister
Comedion. Eloise, when were you

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married to Herbert Martin ten months ago? Why did you marry him? Because

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I loved him? And because you
had two children, no husband, in

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no way of earning a living,
and you needed a roof over your head?

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That's what is that true? Eloise? I loved Herbert? Were you

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left with two children and no money? Two little girls? Twins? Herbert

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adored them. But they must be
very young. You and your stepdaughter are

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almost the same age, an't you? Eloise is twenty eight and I'm twenty

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four? Mister comedian, Oh what
could have made father do that? And

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these twins of yours? Alloways,
there'll be three years old next month?

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How long before your marriage to Herbert
Martin? Did your first husband, the

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father of these children, die five
months before? But what a mother's love,

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missus Martin, is a very great
love. In the name of it,

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many things have done, often distasteful
things, things that are later regretted.

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If you are implying something by that, mister Camillion, I am implying

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that love for your children could have
led to a marriage for security and then

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regret stop, and the cause of
that regret could have been named. Let

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us say, mister Dick Reynolds.
But what do you say to that,

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Ailoise? Mister comiedian, are you
accusing me of murder? Then? I

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say your implications are lies. Horrible
eyes, I say, mister Camellion,

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of what you say is true.
Every word is true. Eloise would have

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been glad to see my father dead. Of Dick Greas. The one thing

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is certain, Lucy, you both
love Dick Reynold's Haloise. Now tell me

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what did your husband think of this
boy? He forbade Lucy to marry him,

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for better to see him. My
husband hated him. I should like

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to meet Dick Reynolds. Both the
man's young wife and his young daughter love

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him, yet he hated him.
Why could one of you here have joined

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with Reynolds to clear the way to
your own passionate desires by murder? With

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my father dead in this house,
you come, with your callous, brutal

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questionings to torture and persecute. Why
what right by the right of an officer

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of the law who sees both a
motive for murder and a singularly inviting opportunity.

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Here's the thing that'll settle the case, mister cameleon. What is it,

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Detective Arnold? If the medical examiner
knows what he's talking about. It's

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the same poison that killed Herbert Martin. Where do you find it? And

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a baking powder can in the kitchen? Pretty clever? Huh poison? What

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why? It's the insecticide Dick Reynolds
bought for those greenhouse flowers he's trying to

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grow. I guess he forgot it
or used it in the poisoning of your

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husband. Now we have fenced long
enough. Tell me where does Dick Reynolds

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live? And don't lie. Don't
tell him, Malouise. He has a

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flat at six one six, right, Dave, who are signed Detective Foley

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and his men to watch these two
women. Don't let them out of sight?

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Okay, mister Commeleion? And then
what come with me to see mister

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Dick Reynolds. Good night night,
good night. Now that mister comedian is

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gone, Lucy, I want to
warn you against talking too much to him.

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Remember he's a policeman. Don't arouse
his animosity and don't arouse his suspicion.

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I suppose by that you mean don't
say what I think about you.

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Eloise, This is no time for
us to quarrel. We're both in a

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bad position. Let's not say things. Will be sorry for later. We

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were in a bad position, Eloise. That is nuttil until what until you

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told mister Camellion and that other detective. The poison used to kill father was

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Dick Reynolds. Why did you tell
him that was it? Because you hate

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Dick because you know he's in love
with me. He's not in love with

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you. And besides, it was
his poison. So you say, you

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and I both know Dick bought that
poison. Trying to conceal this only bring

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us more trouble. And oh,
Lucy dear, please believe me. Whatever

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you've said against me means nothing.
As far as I'm concerned. I'll never

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forget. You're your father's daughter,
and I loved him. You loved him.

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You don't know what love is.
I warn you again, Lucy,

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be careful what you say. And
now in the apartment of Dick Reynolds,

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we hear mister Chameleon saying, so
you admit that you were in the kitchen

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when Lucy and Elouise were preparing the
dinner that resulted in Herbert Martin's death.

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Yes, I was, mister Camellion, and then you left. Yes,

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why I had another engagement. Well
didn't Herbert Martin invite you to stay for

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dinner? Oh? Yes, yes
she did, but I couldn't do it.

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It is better to tell the truth
than to lie in these situations,

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Mister Reynolds, why should I lie? Is it criminal to refuse a dinner

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invitation when one has another date?
You did not stay because you were not

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asked to stay. You know,
and I know that Herbert Martin hated you,

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wouldn't have you in his house.
His wife, Elowis told me as

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much. Heloise. She and this
baking powder can. She told me that

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it was yours. Do you deny
that too? It contains the rest of

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the poison that murdered Herbert Martin.
Well what about it? Where'd you get

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it? And why did you get
it? Is carrying a can of deadly

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poison a habit of yours. I
was told to get it. It's for

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killing insects on flowers. Show me
your greenhouse. I want to see those

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flowers. And who told you to
buy that poison? I don't remember.

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Where are the flowers? Let me
say them. I haven't started drawing them

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yet. It's too early, but
not too early to kill the man who

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forbade you his house, A man
who had to be gotten out of the

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way before you could marry his daughter. Oh widow his wife and marry her

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all right? Which was it.
I'm very much interested. You're hurling a

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pack of preposterous accusations at me.
That's what you're doing, looking for a

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victim. I've read how you copped
tricked people, and perhaps you've read the

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law of circumstantial evidence. It operates
on the principle that a murderer rarely invites

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an audience to watch him kill his
victim. I take it that Lucy and

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Eluise left the kitchen for the moment, and in that moment you poisoned the

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food intended for Herbert Martin? But
why why should I do that? You

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can answer that one better than I
can, since Alowise is doing so much

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talking. Did she happen to tell
you that another attempt was made to poison

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Herbert Martin less than a month ago? Did she tell you that? What

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another attempt? Who you are Ellouise? Not me? And not Eloise the

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woman Herbert Martin chucked when he met
Alois and married her just seven days to

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the day after her first set eyes
on her? Who told you that,

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Reynolds or is this another fairy story? It's no fairy story, mister comedian.

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I overheard the whole thing with my
own ears. Tell me about it,

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Reynolds. Well, I'd sneaked into
Martin's house one afternoon to see Lucy,

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had no idea he was home.
Then I heard his voice. Woman's

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Mabel Woods. Well you mean the
show girl, Mabel Woods. I've heard

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of her. That's the one,
mister comedian. She was all set to

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marry Herbert Martin. Was she wild? And exactly what happened that afternoon?

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I didn't want Martin to catch me
the house, so I slipped behind a

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big screen in the hall. And
then I couldn't help overhearing everything that was

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said. And mister Martin was saying
to Mabel Woods, are you completely out

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of your mind coming to this house? What's the idea? What are you

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after? I'll give you three guesses, Herbie. If you win, you

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get the box of cigars. Now
what do you think brought me to make

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trouble between me and my wife?
Oh? Yeah, your wife, Your

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lovely, innocent little snake chow.
I don't want to hear anything more about

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my wife from you. No.
I think I made things pretty clear how

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you and I stood when I told
you I was going to marry her.

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I told you flat it was love
at first sight I'd never realized before what

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love really was. Never too old
to love? Huh, Herby forty six

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is not old. That's what you
used to tell me, Mabel. One

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of my best lines. But I
guess I didn't put it across and did

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I rehearse it. I ran through
that scene a thousand times. Let's get

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back to the subject, Mabel.
I don't want Elouise to find you in

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this house. I came to tell
you something, Herby, something I've got

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an idea you'd like to hear.
I ask you again, what do you

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want? I want to tell you
that I've been exposed to the same disease

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you've got. I'm in love,
Herbie, and it's not with you.

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I'm inviting you to my wedding,
to your wedding. The lucky guy is

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Jim Carrington, the biggest producer on
Broadway. Oh how I love that boy.

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When I see him, it's like
pouring champagne down my back. But

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this is wonderful, Mabel. I
can't tell you how happy it makes me.

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Yeah, don't rub it in,
Herby. Let's have a drink instead.

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Can I see the makings over here? Shall I mix a couple a

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toast to happiness. Here you are, Herbie, Here's to both our weddings.

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Mabel, what have you put on
this drink? You're trying to poison

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me. I'll get out of this
house and get out fast before I call

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the police. You dirty double crossing. Go on exactly what happened to mister

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Comedion? A wonderful story, Reynolds? If true, Dave, We're about

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to go backstage at the Biju Theater. Goodbye, mister Reynolds. Don't believe

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me. Remember what I said about
circumstantial evidence in the murder of Herbert Martin.

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It points to you, mister chameleon, and the dinner of death murder

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A And now back to mister Camellion
and the Dinner of Death murder case.

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Mister Camellion is investigating the murder of
Herbert Martin, who was poisoned while at

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dinner with his wife and daughter,
both of whom are suspect, as is

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Dick Reynold's, with whom both women
are in love, and who bought the

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poison. But Dick Reynolds says that
Mabel Woods, a showgirl who was discarded

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by Martin, tried to poison him
once before. So we find mister Camelion

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now saying to Mabel Woods, miss
Wood's, my name is chameleon. I

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am from Central Police Headquarters wondering whether
I killed off Herbert Martin. I suppose,

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did you? I just heard over
the radio we passed out about seven

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o'clock tonight, right. He was
poisoned sometime between six and seven. Where

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were you at that time? I
never left this theater all afternoon. We

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had a special rehearsal of one scene. One of the leads got sick,

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and we had a run through the
scene a few times with his understand you

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can prove this, of course.
Do you think I'd tell you this if

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I couldn't prove it. I'm not
that dumb. The show's got a cast

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of eighty people, not counting stage
hands, property men, electricians and all

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the rest. Ask any one of
them where I was. They'll tell you

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I was right here. I guess
that's good enough. Miss Woods. Tell

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me you tried to poison Herbert Martin
yourself a couple of weeks ago, or

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do you deny that I put little
something in his drink? Yeah, that's

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what you mean. But it wasn't
poison, just something funny tasting. I

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was trying to scare the guy.
That was all who told you a little

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bird wise guy, and the little
bird's name was Dick Reynolds. Oh he

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did, Diddy. Well, let
me tell you this, mister Camelion.

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If I was a cop, I'd
go after Reynolds and Eloise Martin. There's

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plenty up between those two. I
am beginning to believe that you should be

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a cop. Mabel. Anyway,
thanks lot so long, get anything out

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of Mabel Woods. Mister Camelion,
she is definitely out of the picture,

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Dave, or at least it looks
that way. She's sure that it was

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Dick Reynolds and Elowise. I'll bet
my right arm Reynolds didn't have any part

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of killing Herbert Martin. No,
Martin had himself mixed up between three dames,

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and one's enough for any guy to
get himself bumped off. That wife,

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Eloise, she's on the make his
daughter, Lucy Martin wouldn't let her

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marry Reynolds. And there's that little
number from the gaieties back there, Mabel

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Woods. She tried at once,
Dave, go out to Dick Reynold's apartment

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trying to find more of that poison
them and then do this, tell Reynolds

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that he needs a first class criminal
lawyer. Badly. You mean you want

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to talk to him in disguise.
Yes, as the famous criminal lawyer Charles

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Watson Faddle. If I can frighten
him enough, he may tell me what

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I want to know. Oh it's
you, detective, Sergeant Arnold. How

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are you? Where's your partner?
The famous mister Comedion. Does he still

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think I killed Herbert Martin? He
sure does, But between ourselves, mister

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Reynold's I don't think you did.
I think Chameleon's on the wrong tray.

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But it's time somebody on this case
started thinking straight. Mister Cameleon told me

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to search your place for some more
of that poison. Go ahead and search

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it. There's none here. I'm
going to tell you something, mister Reynolds,

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that I've gotten all right telling you. You're on a tough spot,

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and mister Chameleon is a tough guy. What you need is a good criminal

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lawyer and fast, but a criminal
lawyer. Never met one in my life.

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I promise you'll never tell I put
you onto this guy, and I'll

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send you to one. He's the
smartest mouthpiece in any man's town. Who

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is he Arnold? His name is
Charles Watson Farrell. If he thinks you're

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on the up and up, he'll
take you on. If he doesn't,

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then what he'll still take you on? Where can I see him? I

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think I can get him here to
see you tonight. What do you say,

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as soon as you can, Detective
Sergeant Arnold, as soon as you

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can. So. A short time
later, we see mister Cameleon disguised as

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the fame criminal lawyer Charles Watson Farrell
in Dick Reynolds's apartment, saying, but

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claiming that you're innocent isn't enough,
mister Reynolds. Remember you have a district

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attorney to face a judge and a
jury. So you you think Chameleon is

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going to arrest me? Mister Farrell, what he said to you about circumstantial

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evidence pointing to you is enough in
itself. And then let's not disregard this.

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The poison was traced to you.
You were in the kitchen when the

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death food was being prepared. Your
relationship with Herbert Martin himself, with his

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daughter and his wife, would send
would sound bad, very very bad for

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you in a criminal court. Personally, I would not be surprised if Comeleion

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stepped into this room any minute and
arrested you. I knew with Chameleon after

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me, I'd never have a chance. He is not the smartest cop in

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the world. I have met smarter
ones. But I'll give him credit for

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one thing. He has sent many
a man to his execution. Uncircumstantial evidence.

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I suppose exactly, mister Reynolds.
And the circumstantial evidence in this case

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is that the purchase of the poison
that killed Herbert Martin was traced to you

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and admitted by you. I see, and that, if you will pardon

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the figure of speech, is enough
to hang your Reynolds. And mister Farrell,

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you're advising me to confess to a
crime. I swear I didn't commit.

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No, no, no, not
at all. I am advising you

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to tell me who got you to
buy that poison. Without that information,

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I cannot see myself going into court
to defend you. I'll risk conviction before

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I tell you, or any living
soul that, mister Farrell. That settles

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the thing. Mister Reynolds, I
cannot take your case. Good night.

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I was listening to every word you
said, mister Farrell. Helius Chameleon Dave,

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you did smart work on Reynolds getting
me in there. In disguise.

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I was the famous mouthpiece Charles Watson
Farrell, but you didn't get much out

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of them. On the contrary,
Dave, I am ready to make the

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arrest. What that's it? Now? Go back, get Reynolds, bring

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him to the murdered man's home,
to Herbert Martin. But who did it?

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I think that you will enjoy hearing
the answer more when we have all

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the suspects cornered in Herbert Martin's home. Hurry along, get Reynolds. Day.

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Okay, mister commeleion. Why have
I been dragged into this house comedian

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to be accused of murdered Dick Reynolds? And I caution you that anything you

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say will be taken down and can
be used as evidence. Well right down,

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then that I didn't kill Herbert Martin. You bought the poison that killed

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him, I admit that, but
I didn't poison. If you were in

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the kitchen when the poison was mixed
with Herbert Martin's food, I charge you

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with mixing his dinner of death.
That's a lie. I didn't go,

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nearest fool, And then who did? Nobody did? At least I didn't

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see anybody. No good Reynolds.
I say you bought the poison, and

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I say you used it to kill
a man. I tell you again,

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commeleion, I didn't use it.
Well, then why did you have it?

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Why did you buy it? Or
are you about to claim again that

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you bought it for somebody else?
Reynolds, you've lied all the way through.

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I arrest you for the murder of
Herbert Martin, and I promise you

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a quick trial and a quick execution. Dave handcuffing. No, no,

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mister commedian, You're wrong. Dick
is innocent. Heaven forgive me. I

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killed my father. Lucy, No, be quiet, Dick. This is

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exactly what I've been waiting for.
But I didn't mean to kill you,

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mister comedian. Oh why did this
have to happen? I must have been

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insane. I couldn't stand Bathers being
made a fooler by this woman. Lucy.

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You killed my husband, You killed
your father. Oh, you horrible

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girl. I tried to kill you, Eloise, That's why I tried to

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hold it. I've got our mister
comedian. I tried to kill her.

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I wanted a dead and I want
to dead now. You gave your father

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the poisoned and a by mistake,
you gave him the plate that you intended

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for Alouise. Isn't that it?
And you've never found out if I hadn't

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told you, mister comedian, I
only told you to save Dick from the

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horrible mistake you were making arresting him. Lucy Darling, I'd have stood up

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to the end, and so you
would have, Dick. That's why I

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had to persist in my the mistake
that saved you and threw Lucy into the

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hands of the law. Take it
along, dam and on the way,

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explain my motto. The guilty must
be punished and the innocent must be protected

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at any cost. And with these
words, mister Chameleon concludes tonight's murder case.

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Cameleon, the man of many faces
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At this time it's is CBS,
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I loved how they emphasized at the
start that this was an average home,

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just like anyone else's, and then
told us it was the maid. Stay

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off. The whole subplot with the
show girl felt like a bit of padding

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for a mystery without a whole lot
to it. Her attempt to spike the

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dead man's food several weeks earlier couldn't
have really had much to do with the

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poisoning, since she was nowhere near
this average American home. Uh. The

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actress that played her had a voice
that reminded me of Joan Davis, a

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popular comedian who had several radio programs. We actually heard part of one last

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year when Howard Duff guest starred when
we were featuring Sam Spade. I wonder

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if that was the actress's natural way
of speaking or an affectation based on Davis.

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I couldn't find any specific law of
circumstantial evidence which chameleon stated like it

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was a legal principle or some sort
of scientific law. I mean, there

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are general rules about circumstantial evidence,
but there's no such thing as a set

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law that I was able to find. The lawyer disguised may have been one

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of the most potentially problematic disguised as
chameleons used, but it probably only be

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a real problem if he actually had
been trying to prosecute the guy he'd been

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questioning. As it is, it
was just a bit pointless. Really,

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we could have had the same confrontation
in front of the two women based on

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the suspect's refusal to answer the question
about the poison and gotten the same result.

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One thing I will give Cameleian credit
for is making as good a recovery

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as humanly possible after mistaking the wife
of the victim for the dead man's daughter.

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That was a really tough one to
recover from. Well, now we

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turn to listener comments and feedback,
and Ronser says, it is interesting to

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me that Carl Swinson played old Man
on TV throughout the sixties, several guest

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appearances on Perry Mason and other popular
shows of the time. He always appeared

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in disguise until his role in Little
House on the Prairie when he was actually

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an old man. Well, thanks
for the comment, Ryan, sir,

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that that's the fate of character actors
reminds me of Abe Vagoda. Bagoda had

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a long career as an actor going
back to nineteen forty seven, but didn't

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really get famous until the seventies for
his role in The Godfather and later Barnie

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Miller. And there was a video
theater episode in which Bagoda had a small

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part, and I was curious about
it because it was from nineteen forty nine,

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and so we watched the TV episode
and you know, Abe Vigoda was

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twenty eight at the time, but
he was wearing makeup and playing a guy

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who was middle aged store altar in
this production of Two Sharp Knives. And

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then we had a comment from Pat
who writes to me the disguised thing is

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the least compelling part of the Mister
Chameleon show. For me, it's about

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his vaguely sophisticated personality and slightly British
accent, his chemistry with Detective Sergeant Dave

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Arnold, and when he messes with
and gets angry with all of the high

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society suspects. I love it,
and Betsy agreed. I listened to many.

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I love the recurring voices, especially
the older woman who plays the maid

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Gertrue. In this case it's can't
be fun. Well, thank you so

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much, appreciate the comments, and
I think there's definitely a point to it,

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with the whole disguise thing not being
the most important fact. The Hummertz

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did four different half hour network detective
program and I think there's a case to

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be made that three of them are
essentially the same show. Mister Keenes Tracer

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of Lost Persons was the first one, then Mister Chameleon, and then Hearstone

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of the Desk Squad, and the
other show is Inspector Thorne, which I'll

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talk about how that was slightly different, but essentially, each of these series

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featured a lead who generally investigated murder
cases involving wealthy or prominent people in some

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way. As we talked about,
mister Keene had a different original take,

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but by the postwar era, that
was what he was doing. And the

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hero had a faithful sidekick, and
the hero was, if not exactly British,

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they were kind of they were in
that sort of upper class mid Atlantic

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accent. The mysteries followed the exact
same formula. They have the exact same

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type of suspects. They are exactly
the same and the reason was that they

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were popular. And honestly, television
networks studios they do the same thing today.

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I mean, I don't think they're
quite as obvious or flagrant about it

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as the Humworks were, but they
do essentially the same thing. I mean,

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each of these series has got a
very superficial thing that separates it from

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the other series, but it is
really superficial, and probably just so that

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they could, you know, make
the pitch to the network, well this

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is what the series is about.
Okay, Well you got other highly rated

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shows on our network, so we'll
buy this one too. And I think

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that those programs had an audience,
and to an extent they still do today.

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Now. Inspector Thorne was different because
first of all, that series came

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around in nineteen fifty one, so
they were trying to do a fourth series.

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But his thing was that he would
put himself down as stupid and was

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humble enough to believe it. But
he was actually pretty smart. But he

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was unambiguously American and not particularly upper
class. And so yeah, that one

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only lasted eleven weeks. Now,
the distinction for mister Cameleon also may have

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been to play to Carl Swinson's strengths, which, as we've stated, included

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his ability to do all of these
different voices, and he could be relied

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upon to do things like dialects as
well, and that may have been an

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incentive for him as an actor.
You get to star in this nationally broadcast

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primetime mystery series, and you get
to create a new character every week.

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And I do think that that may
have been a motivation for that distinction,

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because honestly, I think Carl Swinson
was too good for this series as an

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actor. Having heard examples of his
other work on programs like Romance, I

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feel he probably could have been a
lot more popular and successful as a lead

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actor, particularly if he had left
New York for Hollywood A lot earlier,

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but again I guess hindsight's twenty twenty. And then we have a question from

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Slake, who writes, Adam,
are we ever told what mister Comeleon's rank

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is? I assume a lieutenant or
maybe inspector. He only refers to himself

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as mister. No, we are
never told what his rank is, and

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it's a really odd thing. I
don't know why they did it. It

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may have been to have people associated
with mister Keene, but they could have

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given him a rank in the series
while still keeping the title as mister Chameleon,

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and I don't know why they didn't. It's just one of those elements.

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It's that, if you're trying to
be realistic at all, are important

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but which the Hummers didn't think was
important, and given the success of the

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series and how long it was on
the air, I can't say they were

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wrong. Well, now it's time
to thank our Patreon supporter of the day.

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here tomorrow for the conclusion of this
week's Yours truly Johnny Dollar serial aware like

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a very well, very well.
It's just that I hate to see what

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was once a very strong investment program. Very well, mister Turnbull. If

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00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:14,800
you Insie Turnbull, yes, yeah, good eye now now Eric Turnbull,

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mister Wilt, yes, but now
just a minute, sir, it was

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very remissive me to mention the client's
name in front of you, at least

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under the circumstances. Whatever I may
have said on the phone just now was

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quite confidential. Yeah, I'm sure
it was. I can only ask that

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you discreetly forget anything you may have
heard. Not by a long shot.

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What's this? Who are you,
sir Dollar? I believe the receptionist said,

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that's right, Johnny Dollar, Insurance
investigator. And that conversation told me

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just what I came here to try
to charm you into telling me, mister

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dollar, please remember this. That
was entirely confidential, none of your business.

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Yeah, my credentials. Yeah,
well now you'll remember something. So

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far as Eric Turnbull is concerned,
my coming here is entirely confidential, none

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of Hope you'll be with us then. In the meantime, do send your

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