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Kalaroga Shark Media before twenty to those
who celebrate, I do not hie.

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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy
news. D'll say Sloan commented on the

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Nike Women's Olympic uniforms. Have you
seen these? If not, the joke

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will tell you her joke. This
outfit should not be for Team USA Team

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Brazilian. Absolutely, That's all you
need to know. I did watch Jimmy

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Carr's a new special. I liked
it. If you like Jimmy Carr,

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Jimmy Carr did Jimmy Carr Things.
If you don't like Jimmy Carr, you're

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not going to like it. But
he did Jimmy Carr things. It's not

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his best special by any means,
but it did make my top twenty whatever

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of twenty four. I have it
right now at number seven after Dimitri Martin.

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The Guardian did not like it.
They gave it one star out of

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either four or five and wrote,
it's hard to cancel someone who doesn't believe

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in anything. A moral vacuum lized
at the heart of Cars Act. What

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does he think? Who's a show
so hearing? How many of us jokes?

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He laughs at a horribly depressing affectation
that was absent from Carr's early stand

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up. He's been doing the laugh
at his own jokes for a while now,

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and I didn't feel like he did
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What did catch my eye is I
think somebody nailed his shoes to the

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floor. It's very late in the
special, before he even moves his legs.

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Go back and look at it.
He just glued to the floor.

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Now, that might have something to
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There was some spin around, so
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dolly or a drone or what they
did there, but he did not move

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and I found that distracting. The
Guardian said it would be tempting to say

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that the target audience for the show
is the fifty one year old himself,

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right, Maybe his lonely hunk is
occasionally the only one we hear, like

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a goose wondering where his friends have
gone. I don't think that review is

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fair. He's just clowning around.
Enjoy the special. When I was surfing

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YouTube, I noticed Triumph showed up
at the Trump Court case and was doing

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his Triumph talks to people in the
crowd thing. Not Triumph's best work,

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but definitely funny if you want to
check that out on YouTube. A bunch

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of things got announced Thursday and Friday, which is strange but okay. HBO

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announced that Nicki Glazer will get her
second hour long comedy special. Before I

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get into that, the HBO specials
lately haven't been good, Like, what

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was the last good HBO comedy special? Is there a list of HBO comedy

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specials? Maybe we can looks say. I'm gonna have to work a little

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bit here on Wikipedia, let me
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All right, I'll just stop there. Gary Goleman special in December was

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great? Were there any good ones
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had Rory Scovel. I didn't think
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and March was. I didn't like
the direction on it. I didn't watch

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it. Okay, that's all we've
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in April we've had Alex Edelman's one. I forgot to watch that one.

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I'll try and get to it.
This weekend. Got all busy weekend.

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Another soccer tournament anyway, Nicki Glazer
will be the HBO comedy special in Mayday,

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May eleventh, at ten o'clock.
I also don't love that as a

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time, Netflix on Tuesdays and now
Tuesdays just tend not to work out for

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me, But I think the Tuesdays
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is a relic of another time.
For example, I often watch TV on

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Saturday night, but by ten o'clock
I'm old, I'm winding down. Maybe

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it's a young person's game. Whereas
if the same special came out at I

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don't know, eight o'clock, i'd
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Nicki Glazer, Someday You'll Die,
Niki tells an audience in Seattle about a

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wide range of topics no kidding,
including why she doesn't want kids, the

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harsh realities of aging, her sexual
fantasies, and plans for her own death.

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Let's listen to some of the trailer
before it gets naughty. The other

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day, I've rolled up with like
a bunch of suitcases and the ubertiver just

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pop the trunk and sat in the
front seat. I was like, is

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this the first line of menopause?
What's happening right now? Comedy Dynamics has

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announced plans for Tommy Tiernan's new special
tom Foolery that'll be out April thirtieth.

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No clip available, but Tommy apparently
discusses the duality of human existence being two

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opposites at the same time. For
example, he was almost a priest,

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but his mind was too dirty.
I got to get some Conan show.

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Conan was asked by the Hollywood Reporter
if he has any predictions of how Late

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Night will evolve. Conan said,
it's already happening. Gordon Show was replaced

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with a different format, meaning after
midnight, that's gonna happen more and more.

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When I got into Late Night in
ninety three, I was still dealing

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with a captive audience. Someone could
actively dislike Conan O'Brien, and many did,

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But if they had insomnia at twelve
thirty five am, there were only

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a couple of choices. I was
in people's bedrooms, whether they wanted me

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or not. He jokes, there's
a terrible poll quote. That's not the

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case anymore. Everyone has siloed and
their political beliefs and their entertainment. An

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era is definitely over our ending the
whole idea of it being called late Night,

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that'll probably disappear. It's all digestible
stuff for the Internet, which is

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better produced and has better stars than
a lot of what's out there. But

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at Jimmy Found Jimmy Kimmelo, Stephen
Colbert, these are talented people. I

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don't feel for them. They asked
him about the Jay Leno thing, and

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he said, enough time has gone
by where I can see that it didn't

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have much to do with with me. I was standing on a fault line.

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We kept trying to cut this baby
in half, Solomon like, and

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it wasn't working. At that moment. It became about the Internet, which

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had existed for a while but was
completely undervalued by the suits at the time,

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they were saying, what is going
on? How is Conan doing this?

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I wasn't doing anything. But if
you were certain agent online, you

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were probably on my side. I
still have people come up to me and

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say that made me really angry.
What happen to you? I'm great someday

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I look at my Wikipedia entry,
but two thousand and nine feels like five

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hundred years ago to me. You
know, A good point sort of made

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almost made there. How they hung
around a little bit with Conan being really

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good at internet clips. That may
have helped, but they panicked and they

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should have kept Conan on. I
also think NBC was right having Jay Leno

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on at ten o'clock. You don't
think they'd like to have a j Leno

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type show on at ten o'clock these
days in the current economic climate, right

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move. You just didn't stick to
your guns. John Cleese was going to

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get a show on the UK's Channel
four. Apparently that is not happening.

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He had announced the project in twenty
twenty one, pledging to discover how the

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impeccable idea of let's all be kind
of people has been developed in some cases

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at absurdum. This was going to
be produced by Jeremy Clarkson's production company.

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They still haven't filmed it. One
source close to the show said Channel four

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could not come to a deal with
John Clees. According to Deadline, Lees

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also had a show for gb News
last year called The Dinosaur Hour that no

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longer exists as well. ABBY four
twenty and Jim Belushi will be one of

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the fifty plus cannabis industry expert speakers
at a convention in Illinois at the end

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of May. Belushi will be sharing
experiences and insights from his journey on becoming

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a commercial cannabis grower. Gabe Iglesias
might be moving to San Antonio. At

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the end of a recent show down
there, he said, there's no question

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and there should never be any question
about the love I have for the two

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to ten. And then he said, I told you earlier tonight I sold

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my house. The fans cheered,
and he said, all I gotta say

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is I'll see you at the BUCkies, cass Up Co Corner and on Gusup

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Corner. Apparently Colin Jost and Pete
Davidson having some quote bitter disappointment. You

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may recall they bought a ferry together
for some reason, hoping to turn it

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into a nightclub, comedy club or
something. A friend of Colin Jost and

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Pete Davidson told the National Inquirer what
began as a promising venture has devolved into

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bitter disappointment, serving as a stark
reminder of the perils of mixing business with

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friendship. I do a lot of
stuff with AI that to me, the

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language there sounds very very AI to
be so maybe the friend just speaks like

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AI. But the writing pattern of
what began as has devolved into is Ai,

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serving as a stark reminder of the
perils of mixing business and friendship.

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Is the kind of sentence Ai tends
to write anyway. While Colin is scrambling

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to assemble a competent team, Pete
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to be seen whether their friendship can
weather the storm. Wow, we do

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need to do an intervention for Jim
gaff again. Jim, I'm trying to

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help you here, but Jim went
on his YouTube channel. Here's another terrible

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clip. Again. I want people
to listen to my podcast. If you

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can suffer through Jim here, please
do. If not hit thirty seconds,

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skip a couple times because Jim,
this ain't working. Bro. I have

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just been shipped the very first bottles
of Father Time Bourbon. Let's see what

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we got here now. Just occasionally
people will leave messages about, hey,

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when is it going to be available
in stores. It's not going to be

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available in stores. This is a
limited run. I call it a precious

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batch just because everything has to do
with kids. Here. I got an

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open has I'm a little nervous,
you know what I mean. I've invested

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a lot of time, and that's
cool. I think that's very cool.

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So here's what it looks like.
I really wanted to do something that would

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be good and be something that would
be cool on someone's bar. Well,

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you heard it from Jim Gaffigan himself. He's hoping that his product will be

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something cool to be on someone's bar. Good luck with your project, Jim

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jeff'sarually in comedy. Dynamics will release
Jeff's debut comedy special Live at the Bomb

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Shelter that'll be out on Tuesday,
June eleventh. They sent over a clip.

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Let's listen. Here's something kids would
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feel better about going to community college. And I heard this from multiple kids.

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This wasn't just like one or two
students. This was multiple kids would

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say this. They would be like, hey, man, do you know

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this is actually regarded as one of
the best community colleges in the country.

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It's like according to who, who's
saying that, who's ranking community colleges?

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What if they let everyone in?
It's not the best of anything. No

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one's watching an NBA gave me and
like, yeah, this is incredible,

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but you know'd be better if they
let the fans play. Why don't they

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let the fans play? Why?
Also, this game should take place at

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NASA Community College, the greatest community
college in the country. I was like,

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yeah, this is really the IVY
Leagues for kids who didn't try in

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high school. I would say,
Hannah bernerd tapes her news special at the

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l Ray in LA today, and
let's see what's happening at the comedy festivals,

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which reminds me. These episodes have
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last month or so. With Melbourne
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a normal length. So don't get
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really long episodes, because without having, especially this week three festivals to talk

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about, it will get shorter.
That said, Sydney Comedy Festival starts I

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think on the twenty five fifth,
so we'll be back to doing that.

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But for now, let's take a
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first. It is effectively the final
day of Moontower. There's just a podcast

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taping tomorrow, a robust Saturday night
at Moontower. Wow. I won't read

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them all, but let's do the
name ones. Six o'clock stars in bars.

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At Antones Nightclub features Carmen Christopher,
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some others. Also with six parenting
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with Fira Eisenberg, Rosebud Baker,
Andy Haynes and Jeremiah Watkins. Ronnie Chang

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plays the Bass Concert Hall at six
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has a bunch of comedians including at
Natalie Palamedes seven o'clock, Sarah Sherman and

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Chloe Feynman at the Paramount, Shane
Torres at seven. Again I'm not reading

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them all, Todd Barry at eight
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Connor O'Malley gets the yellow box.
So what's the yellow box? Johnny Mack?

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There's some shows they have flagged as
headliners, and Connor O'Malley is one

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of the headliners. Is my comedy
radar off? Here is Connor O'Malley secretly

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huge? What am I missing here? Ten o'clock the Comedy Jim rosebud Baker

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at ten thirty, closing night party
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thirty. All right, if we
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see on this Saturday night. We've
seen Sarah before, so let's do Ronnie

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Chang at six thirty. That'll get
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let's pop into the creek in the
cave at eight thirty. We'll catch whoever

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we can catch out of Jeremiah Watkins, Cam Patterson, Ciphus Sounds, Rosebud

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Baker, the Sclar Billers, and
Lee's a trigger. But we'll leave that

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early and we'll go see Arishaffir at
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see Connor O'Malley, who might be
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I don't know. And then if
you want to do a late show,

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we'll do the Sketch Show at eleven
thirty. But have you ever hung out

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with me? By eleven thirty,
I want to go to bed, all

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right, and get my browser back
here. I'm closing that tab forever.

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Meanwhile, in Dubai, I am
not familiar with anyone performing tonight, but

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they are Alfred Adrianne and Above sing
Bassi, riad Musa and the Amarati Stand

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Up English edition. Let's see what's
that show is don't miss the opportunity to

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see your favorite digital Imarati personalities in
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I guess if we were there,
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time because of how time zones work. We'll take a look at the Milburn

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International Comedy Festival Sunday line up,
the final day of the wonderful Melbourne International

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Comedy Festival. I hope you've enjoyed
me sharing the festival with you and playing

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the clips. My big takeaway from
doing this every day for a month is

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the scene down there has a lot
of strong women comics, which is awesome.

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We got to get some of those
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All right, let's see how many
clips I can find for you today.

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Henry Zoo's show is called Zoo Fast, Zoo Furious Love It. The description

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Henry is back to Hobbes and shy
leave audiences in Stitch is as he Tokyo

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drifts between ludicrous stories and vin Diesel
punchlines. Uh, this seems like it's

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going to be completely in my wheelhouse. Let's listen. A wheelhouse was not

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a pun either. Oops as well, she's a nineties younger than me and

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when I'm almost pregnant. She was
like, go and we are made a

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friend and I thought it was nice
as a time she really know was I

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said? On play dates and extra
curricular for eight years. Next single friend,

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I'm going to make one for you. All right? That wasn't bad.

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I'm not sure it was about Vin
Diesel movies, but I enjoyed him.

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Matt Harvey, No, not the
guy from the New York Mets.

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This is an Australian comedian. His
show was called Wage against the Machine.

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Let's listen. The sale of hardcore
porn in Australia is illegal still to this

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day. And uh why that we
don't crack it? Example that you would

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tight across wine and the mental period. So Matt, the tear is fine.

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The clip that you're sharing, I've
never seen a clip like this.

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This looks like somebody has a phone
at the back of the club. I'm

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looking through one, two, three, four, five bodies to see Matt,

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who is about twice the size of
the arrow icon on my Mac.

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The audio is terrible. I have
no idea what Matt Harvey not the Mets

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picture. It looks like dude,
just I won't even say higher social media

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team. But you're performing the festival
I don't know. Go to the Chucklehet

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Australia on Tuesday and have your friend
sit in the front row and shoot it

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with a cell phone. I mean, come on, put some work into

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this, Matt Harvey. What a
weird clip you see? If I can

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find one more, I think we've
done just about everybody. David Woodhead's show

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was called black and White black spelled
blak for reasons unclear to me. The

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Adelaide advertiser says, watch this space. I suspect we're watching a future comedy

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stallwart. All right, let's listen. Over the past year, I lost

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sixty kilos, which is nice.
It's a oh thank you, thank you,

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thank you. Now your first reactions, oh my god, that's amazing,

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so much way. But in the
back of your head you're thinking,

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ah, how fat were you?
She's the thing? All right. I

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still identify as a fat dude.
The difference is now I'm a fun fat

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dude. I'm a fun fatty.
Where's a year ago? I was a

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sad fat dude. It's just a
sad fatty. Ain't dead between a fun

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fatty and a sad fatty, says
a fun fatty. If I go into

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the bar tonight, just have ten
shots as tequila. Rip my shirt off

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like hul Cogan. You guys would
be like, oh, the party started,

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Big Fat Days. Just swripped his
shirt off like you would love it.

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You would love it if I did
that a year ago, though,

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you guys would be like, parties
over Big Fat Days. Just ripped his

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shirt off and he's sweating in my
beer. This is disgusting. Someone get

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this dog a shirt and I would
all right. He's fun. I like

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his presence a lot. And with
that I close out the tab for the

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Melbourne Comedy Festival again. We'll do
Sydney in a few days. And that

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is your comedy news for today.
If you enjoyed the program, tell a

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friend about it. They might like
it too, and I'll meet you back here tomorrow