Oh my gosh, this day is so crazy. I have this, I
have this beef that I made. That's I thought that was weed. I
definitely talk at the weed store. No, I didn't stop at the weed
store. I was in a panic to get over here because I was very
late for an interview with the Princess of Buenos Aires herself. We are joined
by Miss Barbie. How are you doing? Hey, guys, thanks for
having me on, so listen. Walking into the lions Den, Welcome to
the lions Den. We're gonna have some hard hitting questions today. I'm more
nervous to talk to you guys than I was. Sandy Cohen. We are
the nicest, but our listeners, which we call the bar Articles, they
are inappropriate, intrusive, and quite possibly insulting, so take that as you
will. And we started. They were pretty pissed that you guys are having
me to the no no, no, who said that us on the last
episode? I was thinking about Yeah, I was thinking about cutting that out,
but doesn't matter. Listen. We ask every guest the same question,
who makes the best piiza in Buenos Aires? It's oh my gosh, kill
me for not knowing this off the top of my head monument. It's a
tough question, and I'm going to come to me. I'm sorry that we
will apologize. Yeah, I'm sorry that we started off with such a lull.
But pizza is very very near and dearer to Argentineans. Is that right?
Yes, it is very very dear. People usually think it's a steak
in the wine, which is also true, but oh my gosh, the
pizza. Pizza is very important. They put odd things on top, like
peppers and ham and ice cream is also very important to the Argentine people,
along with a very cumbersome concoction of tea that people walk around with these fucking
mate setups that are just the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. But enough
about how lovely your home country is. Let's start getting aggressive with one another.
No, I'm so excited, all right. Dave Hart wants to know
how'd you get on the show? How'd I get on the show? I
applied, actually originally applied for I mean, it doesn't matter, but yeah,
I applied. Well. Mallory Resendez asked, how'd you get into the
industry and how long have you been in there? I started six years ago.
I was dating this guy and his friend owned a yacht company and his
STU canceled on him last minute, and I was literally like his last resort
and then I turned out to be really good at it. Yeah, Barbie,
I mentioned this on the podcast I'm working on. The humility still goes.
Okay, Well, so you led with basically, I'm a brat based
on three nannies, and that is counter to your work ethic and what we've
seen on the show as far as how you know, I mean you mix
it up with Frasier. We'll get to that a little bit later. But
your work ethic is superb. I mean, why mention it's like the purse
is. I mean, I'm not telling you how to present yourself on a
show, but it's just no one would ever think that of you had had
you not mentioned it. No, for sure. I mean the nanny's thing
that I said was ridiculous. I don't know why I love it. I
don't know if it was a situation with everything that was going on. I
maybe I bought into a little movie of myself. I don't know. I
totally regret saying that. By the way, most of my friends that watch
the show are like, you had three nannies like I don't leave how I
you know, but like when I watch it that of course it's terrible.
I'm gonna bring my own sheets anywhere I go. Yeah, that's just who
I am. Okay, well, first let's do this. I know that
you never ask a woman you're a where you're clearly a very young woman.
So it's okay, So how old are you, Barbie? I'm twenty nine?
Okay, So you know, I think what with being on television listens
as triggered is as you can make some people, what with the comments about
affluence and whatnot. You're a very entertaining character on the show. So haters
are going to hate. Obviously, haters are gonna hate. But and you
know, when when we first were introduced to you, I was like,
uh uh, what have we got? What have we got here? But
you know, you're growing throughout the season. It's your first time on reality
television, and you know, regardless of the response, you've at least given
the audience something, you know, and it's not sad like Jared. What
I've found and we'll get into him later, what I've found is that the
audience, because we've been recapping the show forever is you can engage in some
pretty bad behavior, but if your work ethic is there, they're kind of
for giving. I don't know if you've noticed that for sure, But I
don't think that was that bad, Like I mean, I think, but
like I watched the show for years, guys, now we were talking of
seasons of your people have done absolutely horrific things, but they've been really good,
not that freaking bad. Like listen, I'm pretty bad, but it's
not that terrible. I think my work ethic balance is out this whole daddy's
girl thing, Like I get that what was coming out of my mouth and
how I present myself is like what the fuck? But I really back it
up with my work, which is it's kind of like I don't know,
I put my foot in my mouth. Yeah, And honestly, like I
don't I don't really think that you outside of like the first two episodes,
which were just like kind of throwaway comments, it's a fun kind of archetype.
It's a fun character. I don't think that it's seditious or anything like
that. And this is we'll play good cop, bad cop, Barbie.
You didn't know Kat's full backstory, so when you're seeing for oh, defend
her despite her either laziness and competence or poor work ethic and him kind of
like, uh, I don't know, he kind of take care of her
baby her while you were doing your job and then you pipe up about it
because you're were you confused? Was was that why? I mean? No?
But also, guys, there's a job to be done, you know
what I mean. Like, at the same time, I'm not going to
sit around and be like, hey, what happened to you when you were
ten? As much as I emphasize with everybody, there is a job that
has to be done. And so like I really wasn't and we weren't so
close. But at the end of the day, she didn't leave because of
me. No, no, So it wasn't it wasn't me. It was
the pressure. But since my my personality came in right away, she blamed
her problems, her anxiety and the whole thing that she couldn't deal with,
this whole boat on me. Yeah. Yeah, And also I had an
ad like whatever. Also, but like it wasn't like I was calling her
out of her name or like, I don't know, I just felt like
it was like I was this bad guy off the rip that I I understand
you, but like at the same time, it was like her own personal
problems at it on me. Yeah, and I am not I am certainly
not blaming you for Kats leaving the boat. One. No, it was
the horrors of your Belinda. That's why Kat left the boat. Yeah,
I mean, she's you know, she was raised by people that worship Satan.
But one could argue Vampira was the one that kind of finally broke the
it finally cracked the foundation. That's because Vampire was calling around and her name
is Zandy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, yeah,
I know Vampire. But like nobody would say anything about Vampire saying anything.
If I would have said those same things to Kat, then automatically like here
I am being a bitch again. Right, So it's just very like,
listen, you're growing into the season. I think everybody's gonna warm up to
you, and unless you like do something like really bad and get fired for
it or something, which is this is this is what Bravo does. Sometimes
we'll see, but Bravo gives us the cast a couple of weeks before they
do something absolutely atrocious on the show. Show. So here's to hoping that's
hoping make it to the end. Yeah, here's hoping you make it to
the end. So can I ask about your powerful notebook esque romance with Jared?
What were what? What? I liked him? He was like cool
like I got. When I first started talking to him, I really thought
like he was just like, Oh, my dog just spelled my tequila everywhere.
M h. Anyway, sorry about that. So when I first started
talking to Jared, I thought like he really wanted to be close to his
daughter, but like, I don't know, it's kind of been a long
time. Well so that that turned you off? No, that turned me
on at hers because I was like, oh, he really want to be
a good dad, you know, right, But then when reality said it,
I don't know, really this is a year ago anyway. Uh you
know, Actually I've messed back and forth with Jared. Yeah, we've had
great communicate with Jared. Pat had to reach out and say, you know,
listen, we've gone a little tough on you and Gary. Jared said,
listen, it's no problem. When you said in the first episode,
I had Gary Busey teeth, which evidently I didn't say to you. No
no, no, I Gary Busey is not in my in my firmament.
I can't hold Gary Busey. I was listening to the wrong podcast. So
anyways, are you guys still are you guys still in love? I like
him, Well, he's my friend. I've watched I've watched many of the
shows with him together, and we're good friends. But the cheesy pickup lines
just was an automatic, you know, friend zone, right, Okay,
But I mean he's a great guy and he was just going through a lot
of that moment kind of like Kat and both of them. I have no
idea why either of them were there right now. You have to have a
certain kind of mental fortitude if you're going to be on that boat. Well,
the stry like if I would have came with like like I guess like
not such a hard personality, would have Fraser been like softer on me,
do you know what I mean? Because I came in like whatever, right,
right? Well, should we get into Barbie and Fraser? Well,
I want to move to a couple of Barnacle questions because I like to do
a little four play till we uh you know, oh yeah, no,
absolutely absolutely. Jen McElroy ass are you still married? No right now?
Yeah, no, when I was on the show, yes, you were
okay, good for you. You know, those things can hang on like
a bunyant. You gotta get you gotta get rid of those things. Second
question, what bartending school taught you to put oj and a mar Oh,
Barbie, this out of all of the things. Serious. Yes, it
is very serious. It's very serious. Deep. Yeah, it's pretty deep.
Forget you talking about the Louis bags and your dad and all this stuff.
Barbie pill Barbie, you're out of your mind if you think that what
you did to that Margharita was Margarita. I mean, you're just absolutely out
of your mind. Well, Dylan, look that book that she carries around.
That nice it's generational. It's been handed down for a thousand years before
they had orange liquor. Yeah, no, it looked like it came from
the prohibition era. And Barbie was like, hey, it's like one of
my most embarrassing moments. Actually, to be fair, I do put orange
juice in margerita. And I consulted with a bartender friend at my local watering
hole, and they said, yes, if you are out of orange liquor,
you can stop stute it for us. Well, all three of you
are wrong, then what's the next question. Okay, let's see where's we
go? All right, let's get to Cat all right? Was Kat harder
to be around because she was awkward and didn't fit in or was it because
she wasn't a good worker with that? Was she bad at her job or
did she lack worth work ethic? That was a very sloppy question. And
we love our fans and we appreciate our fans, but that was a sloppy
question. I think she was also in a difficult position. I think she
was like with Zandy, so she was doing like housekeeping and then she would
come to me and I like work really really fast, and so like every
time I would see her would just be like hey, this, this,
this and this, And then probably when she saw Dandy it was the same
thing. She probably just felt overwhelmed. And also she just is not like
it doesn't she doesn't go like that move like that. She's chill. She's
so chill, Like I she's high all day. She's not, you know
what I mean, But like that's the energy, it's like whatever, we're
chilling. Yeah, yeah, Well, Dave Hart said he wants to pitch
you a sitcom idea. He'd love to see a sitcom where you live with
Kat and you help her navigate life. Yeahs, do you want to green
light that? Yeah? Absolutely not. Oh no, it's so funny to
blurting to navigator, chill piece. I'm not somebody that can teach anybody to
navigate anything. I'm a disaster in myself. I have good work ethic,
but I lose my mind. Like me too, sister, me too.
Listen the chill people when they go on below deck. It's a fucking meat
grinder. You cannot be blase a fair about stuff when you're on the boat.
I mean, Vampire is pretty chill, but she gets through her tasks.
You know, it's just not a chill environment. Well you can if
you're a deckye and you're quiet and keep to yourself. Your horrible television,
but you can usually make it through the experience. I think the weird one,
remember the Weirdo weird one? Uh no, okay, yeah, okay,
So a couple more questions here. Okay, so this is a this
is a question I have. This is from Lewis benedictas would you and Kyle
have hooked up or kissed if Jared wasn't barging in every two minutes. A
great question from you and Lewis benedictas no, no, no, we were
having movie nights. No, I don't move so quick, guys. Okay,
that is a tease. They will fall in love later in the season,
unless Barbie tries to blow up the boat in three weeks, which is
what I think is going to happen. All right, Barbie, I want
to give you, and I believe it was Kyle some credit for getting called
up into the bridge and watching you actually, uh basically say what exactly transpired
during that cabin interruption? Yeah, and didn't you didn't feel like you needed
to throw a little exaggeration on there we the great, great narking, great
narking. I hate that. I hate that, especially when it's a woman
with a guy being like, oh, I'm scared, Like I don't.
I don't like that. Like, if it's actually scary, then it's scary,
But don't go up there and over dramatize and make somebody look bad.
Right Like, at the end of the day, we're on Saint David.
So what you're saying is going to affect somebody the long, long term.
So, so did you get the vibe that that Carrie was trying to go
that route to try to get him fired when you were talking to him.
No, No, I got the route that Katie was trying, that Carry
was trying to spare him from the whole situation. Oh wow, Like I
thought that Carry was like you know what, like let me just get you
out of here, right, got it? Okay, okay, let's see
here. Oh okay. So why does Liza Mehridinger ask why does she think
Fraser was so hard on her and impatient and so worried and loving about kat
Do you still think Fraser was hard on you watching it back? Yeah,
but I had a terrible attitude, you know, like if I didn't have
the attitude I would have had, I would have been seconds to do and
he would have been all cheery goy. The thing also with Fraser is like
he cannot take criticism. And I know he's a front of the show also
by the way, friend of mine, But you know, if anything that
you say with him is like what you can't you can't backtop. I don't
know if it's a yachty thing. Yeah, I hate a hierarchy, and
I hate that if it's a yachty thing. Yeah, but like, I
think my attitude was very strong, so he didn't feel like he had to
cuddle me. And then her obviously she was crying every single day, But
why didn't he just fire her? You guys, if I would have been
in my room, texting, eating, crying, I would have been fired,
like every single thing I did. I was like one time I was
like, hey, like I don't really know how to do the fok's,
Like how do I do? Him? And he like fired, you know,
like everything for me was fired. Fired. But then here Shia is
not working doing all this stuff, right, I could see where that could
that could definitely confused. Yeah, and I know what you're talking about,
you know, in reference to dear phrase. You know, me and dear
Frase had a bit of a you know, it was contentious in the beginning,
you know, and you you know, you do have to kind of
warm up to one another a little bit. Here's what I'll say. I
understand where you're coming from because you know, we watched it. We saw
it, and then I kind of understand where he's coming from. It's it
the season that he had prior. I think he let people walk all over
him. So I think he probably came into this season thinking I'm just going
to stop it right before it starts, it doesn't get bad, and then
probably went a little too too hard what with Missy Millie list. But I'm
not a Lissa, you know what I mean. I'm not yelling at the
top of my life. I'm not I'm not doing all those you're not drinking
momosa is at two in the afternoon on a shift, Oh my gosh,
massive guy, I'm the one that's cleaning the bar and crew up. You
know, Like I don't know, like, let's have a little bit of
measurement of like, Okay, how bad really am I? So how are
you and Fraser? Well, I guess we'll see how you and Fraser are.
But you said you're friends. Right now we're friends? Yeah, he
can't. I don't know. I saw this, Like I'm a little mad
at him right now, but yeah, we're friend. Why are you mad
at him? Well, you know, this world comes really difficult because now
you know, I'm doing interviews, he's doing interviews, and you know,
we're talking about what happened a year ago. So you know now it's like
every two seconds, it's kind of like mm yeah, but like I like
him, but this world is really hard to navigate without taking things personal,
which is what happens like when I listen to podcasts too, like anything,
it's like, Okay, I have to be open to the criticism. Yeah,
because I'm a bit on TV and so you know, yeah, I
know you're you're gonna get absolutely mentally slaughtered if you take everything personally. But
what did he say for sure? Okay, so this is a question,
but I was like a hippiece. Honestly, I don't want to beat up
on Jaredy any further, but I must ask this question. How terrible was
the Wi Fi on the boat? Oh? Yes, you guys, my
phone We're perfect, by the way, anybody else could have asked? And
was that a flip phone? Stop it? I think it was. Okay,
so all right, we've given it to him, and we've given it
to him enough, but like, yeah, it just doesn't make sense though.
Yeah, I'm not trying to give it to him, but the smoke
screen of like I'm just a frustrated ere trying to do my best, it
kind of almost makes it worse because it's so obviously there's some serious work there.
He doesn't have Gary Busey's teeth. I definitely didn't say that. Go
see your daughter, and Gary Busey is the Keanu's partner in Point Break,
obviously, Barbie, obviously that's it. A couple more questions, and then
I got like quick fire questions. Okay, okay, So Jed Phoenix ass
how would you rate the success of Captain Carrie's strategy to make Cat more accepted
by taking her out for Awkwa therapy? While oh God, that pissed you
off? And I think this is Jed trying to get you to talk a
little smack about Carrie. Watch it, Je, I'm about carry Carrie is
my hero. Yeah. No, Honestly he offered me at first. He
was like, hey, do you want to go on the water, and
then I was like and then and then she was like, oh, I
want to go, so she went on. But like, the offer was
for me first, and honestly she needed it. I was fine with it.
I thought that she was going to come back like amazing, but then
she came back it's the same, So I'm like, why the hell did
you do that? Barbie, have you spoken with her? How's she doing?
If you have, I do you know, I reach out to her.
She like takes a couple of days to reply, and she replies very
shallow and like Redley, but it's it's I don't even know what to say
now a message. I'm like, hey, sorry for my part, Like
I don't know, Like when I left the everybody was like, oh,
you're going to get so much hate, good luck, and then like now,
like I guess they're seeing that things are like a little bit different than
what they thought in their head. They were, Yeah, it's easy just
to look at me and say I'm the villain, you know, but it's
hard to see the stuff that you're lacking. So Barbie, Barbie, honestly,
don't worry about villain branding or anything like that. You seem like you're
a very very strong character, so you don't need any advice from us.
But we as people who watch the show, are very grateful for people like
you, because what's way worse than somebody that comes on ruffles feather, maybe
comes off you know a certain way is people that just float into the background,
like the weird one. You know, we don't remember these people's names,
why are you here? They don't make the show entertaining. So,
yeah, you're a character on the show. Everything will be fine, all
right. So couple this with you've been in the industry for quite a long
time. Actually, let me wrap this up. Mary F Kill Ben Kyle
Jared. Yeah, we have to do Mary F kill and you can refuse
it. If you do refuse, we'll probably ask you to do it,
and then a second refusal will probably drop it. But what was the MFK
again? Mary F kill Ben Kyle? Jared? Okay, Mary Ben.
So he's not gonna like that. I said that you'd marry bet Kyle.
Okay, he'd be happy and killed Jared. I mean, look, the
options are terrible guys, and I definitely would not marry any of They're all
bad. I would kill the three of them. Okay, what soccer team
does your family support? Oh? This is actually toxic. My dad's Uh
why are you Boca? You're so you're a wealthy princess. How could you
ever be a Boca fan? You know, the wealthy princess thing? Like,
if I was such a princess, I would not be scrubbing people's toilets.
It's true, so it's not that like that. And then I just
like to bust my dad's balls. Okay, okay, how is weird when
I say it like that? How are they to go against him? How
are the how the games they? Because I went to Buenos Aires, uh
and that's the correct pronunciation, like a year ago and we went to Boca
was playing somebody and it was it was a scene. So have you ever
been in physical peril at any of these soccer games? No? They actually
stopped letting visitors go to soccer games, so it's only home teams that are
allowed because there's so much more in between the players. So now it's like
a lot less, a lot bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, back
then it was crazy. We were dying out on the field. Yeah.
No, we had to get smuggled in as home fans, even though my
father in law was a Boca fan, and he had to shut his mouth
the entire time or we would have gotten the shit beat out of us.
But thank god you didn't. You're alive today to interview Barbie ye one hundred
percent. All right, So you've been in the industry long enough. I'm
I always love these stories. Do you have a worst Charter guest story someone
who is just the worst Charter file human being. No, I do.
I have this lady that she got really drunk and she locked herself in the
bathroom for like thirty forty five minutes, and like I kept telling her to
unlock the door, and she went in unlock it. Yeah, and she
was like having a panic attack in the bathroom. After forty five minutes,
she got out and was like saved my life. Like, I'm like,
lady, you literally decided to lock yourself in there for forty five minutes.
That's your worst Charter guest story. I thought it was going to end that
she died in there. No, no, yeah, that's that's literally my
worst Like, I mean, it was crazy. She was yelling in the
bathroom for forty five minutes and I'm like, just unlock it. It was
insane. I forget the guess that the one that got really drunk and then
she hit her head and then you walked her down to her room. Where
do they fare in kind of just the h Yeah, charter guests in general,
the great question is that where are they like on a scale of one
to ten, Like how shitty is that? Kind of guess she was a
one. She was a one like or attending the most. I guess it
was like she was terrible, guys. It was so so mean and rude,
like I have I don't think I think she was the worst charter guest
like in my life. Actually, what was what was she like? Was
she just what was so mean about her? Was she she just mocking all
of you, like all of us? And then just like everything is Barbara,
go get a drink and I'm like, just like everything, yeah,
real, you know, I actually think that she needs like an actual rehab.
I'm sure. Woh yeah, no. I wonder if she watched the
show and was like, oh my god, I need help. Well maybe,
but booze bags often have a certain shield of delusion. So we're praying
for you, Eilane. Okay, a couple more questions. Ever have a
boat mance? What are you say a boat mance? Have you had a
boat mance in the six years that you've worked on yachts? I have,
and I've regretted every single one of the worst decision multiple times, multiple times.
Yeah. Now, it's just that sounds so awful. It's well because
it just it creates like the worst situation. You're it's all hot and heavy.
You're working on a boat, and then inevitably you're going to split apart
to work on different boats, and your only communication is FaceTime, And of
course there's other sirats, other attractive sea rats on those other boats. So
jealousy ensues and then anger. But then I forget even getting off the boat.
I mean you're probably at each other's throats while you're on the boat at
some point. Speaking of being at each other's throats, what's it like to
be so in love and then a global pandemic happens and you decide that the
person that you used to love their face annoys you. I think it happened
to a lot of people, you know. I think I think you really
have to sit down and hang out with somebody. It's something to work because
you have a schedule, right, you were, keyworks and then you get
home and then maybe if they hang out three hours a day, but then
when you're locked inside and you have to hang out all day, that's what
destroyed that. Yeah. I was just like you are so not it,
and like you are as a friend and everything, but like, what what
are we talking about? Right? No? You gotta have a couple of
years under your belt before you go into a lockdown with somebody you need,
you know, or maybe because I have a lot of friends that started in
the COVID and it worked out, so because like if you're meeting somebody,
then it's fun and it's new. But like it didn't work, It didn't
work anybody in your life now, Barbie, I do have someone in my
life right now. Yeah, it's like on and off. Is it someone
in the industry? No, hell no. The only time I take people
in the industry is when I'm on a boat and I'm like really bored,
like a few weeks pay by and like I'm like bored enough to do it,
and then I get back on land and yeah, and that's usually how
boat mantons go. Yeah, it's like you become delusional. You're out at
sea. There's something in the air and the water in the salts. So
give a little tease for the rest of the season. Do we got more
drama to come? Yeah, you guys, I'm so dramatic, Like I'm
embarrassed. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you I'm embarrassed in advance. I'm
so excited what kind of dog do you have? Can we see the dog
or is it a small enough animal for sure? Yeah? Get it for
you. Come, I have a French bull down. Oh wow, Frenchie,
what is uh? Are those the dogs that they can no longer give
a natural birth? They have to be scarean because their heads are so big?
Yeah? And yeah, and I think it's something about their hips too.
Yeah. Wow, And she has so many health issues? And is
she converting to Judaism too? No, just me slow process, Yeah,
no, it's it's uh. The Torah is a very complicated text. Listen,
you've been a great sport. We've just to let the audience know.
We've talked a little bit, just dms back and forth. Barbie has been
a complete great sport with our little recaps of that. You know, dare
I say, we love Barbie. We love Barbie. We love Barbie.
And this is what happens every time we talk to, you know, someone
who we have unkind or untoward things to say. They're always super funny,
right, but when we talk to them, everything everything gets aired out.
And we always appreciate people who are good sports about the He's still a douche
Hetza rat can genuinely go fuck himself. I cannot stand that guy. Barbie.
Anything to plug. What do you got coming up? Barbie? I
can't say, but I have some exciting stuff coming up. Okay, stay
tuned for Barbie's continued meltdowns on the show and more exciting. Yeah, of
course, sorry, I was so late. Hopefully we talked to you again
soon. Thanks a lot, Barbie. You're welcome. And it gets worse
guys. Oh that's okay. Oh yeah, and when you're next time you're
in La, let us know. Okay, I will have a good day.
Bye bye, Barbie. Bstan in nesting the distances in extinct in inte,
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