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show Star Trek. Yeah, that's a duel. This is Star Wars.
It's Star Wars. He did Star Trek and you you made Maddie mad.
Let's trying to aggravate mad. You don Mike. We were putting, and
she was just shaking her head at our. Putting shows like, guys,
I'm the golfer around here. Well, she might have been shaking her head
at mine, and I don't play, So that's my excuse. You did
great. Well, we also had a reason we were putting, that's right.
So we have two colors on the phone. By the way, Dingo's
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there at eight thirty. Audio bubble back at nine we have a pair of
tickets to give away today. Steve Vine Joe Satriani are playing it the Music
Hall at fair Park on May fourth, and we have two listeners on the
line who would like to go see that show. Line one, we go
to Devon in Fort Worth. Good morning, Devon h De. Who do
you got winning? Who do you got winning the Masters this week? Devon?
Whoever? Mikey said, Okay, good choice. My one name to
win the Masters is Rory McElroy's right there in here. Yeah, okay.
So who are you picking out? Locked in and downbeat duel? Will you
ride with mikes Roy? Or do you want to taste a kill yo?
No? No, no, I want to taste the first time rare.
No. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting to call in to
pick you. But really, let's go because everyone picks the other person.
I don't understand why you know who that guy is because I've been waiting for
Mikey. I'm such a success story. Is that because you don't like me?
You don't know who I am? No, it's because I've been trying
to get Mikey to reply to me on Facebook, but he won't open my
message. So he doesn't open Facebook. That's the reason book. Well let
me I'll give you his number. It's two on four. He's on facial
book. If you're into the spot, he likes to go to the spa.
All right, Den, good choice. My wagon is hitch. Let's
go. All right, Devin, stay on hold and listen carefully because you
might be used as a lifeline. Trust me, he will be old.
Devio is going to have to participate in this game. Let's go. I
know some guitar stuff. Let's go all right, but it's probably golf.
Yeah. I don't know if he gonna be able to help me too much.
He might be all right, Wo's downhold and start playing in an uber
to get to the Steve VI concert. My friend, All hang out,
I take an auto. Let's go to Trevor in Addison. Hello, trev
do you matter if I call you trev that's perfectly Oh it's Trivio, Trevor.
What do you do for a living? I actually do commercial pool equipment.
That sounds you build it or sell it? Or what do you do?
I sell it, I install it, I repair it. Yeah,
that's yeah, that's my life. House pools in DFW, there's a lot.
Yeah, do you have a pool at your house? Hell? No,
I can't afford it. Oh because it's too expensive, or because it's
a pain in the ass not worth it. What do you think? All
of the above? All of the above, especially when I work with them
all day, I don't want to deal with one at home. Do you
have to go in the pools when you're and sometimes no, I'm just in
the pump rooms? Oh yeah, but yeah TV Tevo, the little pumper
work up on good sweat. Sometimes for those housewives going into the pump room,
that ever happens. Is there ever like a mom outside? It's normally
a bunch of old men from the like apartment complexes and stuff, so that's
a little strange. But ever, is there ever a bikinied milk? No?
Yeah, they lied to us on TV. They lied to us.
Hey, my wife is listening, so let's not do this. Please,
Oh say it does happen at the time. I hear you winking, Trevio.
If you in an alternate universe and you had the number one pick,
would you have chosen me or Mike. I actually would have chosen you.
K thank you, Trev. Let's get it on. Stay on hold just
in case you is a lifeline. All right, here's your host, Danny
Bayless. It is time to play, and Matt, if you want to
play some music under underneath grade, if you had some suspense music to play
when they're on the hot seat. Because these shares are warm, folks,
was it's time to play the downbeat Duel Masters, rain delay par fait cool.
So we do have rules, okay, all right? The rules,
I will ask there are three categories. Yes, there are five questions in
each category. All right, Each correct answer will result in one point.
I will happily keep score during the game. Each of you will have two
bailouts a piece. All right, one teammate lifeline is one bailout and one
is a pass. So if you have if you want to use your pass
upon hearing the question, you then have the opportunity to pass the question to
your opponent. Now, if your opponent correctly answers the question, because you
passed, he will receive two points instead of the one that you would have
received by getting it right. What a falcon twist? This is but if
your opponent answers incorrectly, he will lose a point. So there is a
three point swing anytime that you use a pass. Beautiful. That'll make sense
to you, guys. Yes, And the lifeline is your teammates. So
for Kevin, if you feel like you want to go to Trevio, you
think he might be able to help you with your answer. If you're stuck
and you're able to burn your pass, yeah, you can go to Trevio.
Mikey, you can go to Devio. Yes, all right. The
three categories that we have on the board are as follows. This is the
downbeat Duel, Master's Rain Delay par Fae. The first category is masters okay,
good. The second category is rain Yeah. The third category is delay
great genius. And we had a closest to the Pin game, a little
one round of closest to the pin during the break, we had a putter,
we had a couple of balls, we placed a hole on the drilled
a hole on the floor and Kevi, oh, you got closest to the
pin? I believe. Yeah. Accidentally I sand bagged him in the practice.
N No, he just I almost went in. Kevin, you get
to go First, what category would you like to pick, masters, rain
or Delay? I like Rain, Danny, Kevin, You're in luck because
in the game, in the category of rain, I will play five seconds
of a popular song pertaining to rain. If you can name both the exact
title and the artist, you will receive three points. If you can only
name one of the two, it's worth one point. You may hear the
snippet of the song before you decide to either pass or use your listener time
lifeline. All right, so I'll play a clip of a song five seconds.
You need to tell me the name of the song, the exact name
of the song, and the band for three points, one or the other
for one point. Maddie, I'm gonna play this from my computer. If
you'll fade that down, we're going to go in three two one. Kevin,
you're on the hot seat. That said the Rain song by Led Zeppelin.
Kevin, you will leave with zero points in your opening round. That
is actually Rain by the Beatles. Ah tough, Mikey, I didn't know
it. You control the board, you know what? Just because I know
you got it qued up and this sounds fun, I'll take Rain. No.
I understand the rules. You understand the rules. Okay, here we
go. Here is your snippet for the category rain burn burn. Keep in
mind you have two options three answer the question correctly passed to Kevin sounded like
he knew it. Or reach out to Devo. I'm gonna say that is
paranoid Android by Radiohead. Guess. It's a great guess. Unfortunately it is
the incorrect answer. That is, have you ever seen the Rain by Cen's
clear Water Revival? Okay, three categories on the board. Devo may have
known that, Kevin, it's back to you. Would you like to choose
masters rain or delay? Delay? In Delay. The answer to the following
questions will either begin with the letter D or be related to the letter D.
Okay, okay, okay. More often than not it will begin.
The answer to the question will begin with the letter D. Are you ready?
I'm ready? The anti drug movement in the nineteen eighties spawned this program
called Dare D A R E. What does the D stand for? In
dare Kevin D? I won't do drugs, A won't have an attitude?
All right? Will respect myself? E? I will educate me. Now
that's the song. But the D debt I mean, I will give you
a bonus point for naming the entire acronym. But this could be worth two
points if you know what DARE stands for. But I'm really only looking for
what does the D in DARE stand for. I'm going to pass. I'm
going to use my pass. You were passing. I shrugged, Mikey,
I shrugged at him. That's the strategy. Don't show emotion either way.
Screw this up now you can. Unless I knew that it stands for drug
Abuse Resistance Education. Mikey gets three points. Wow, I'm sorry, two
points. You get a bonus point for naming the entire acronym. Yes,
drug abuse Resistance education. My first letter, I shrugged. I was like,
Florida, they don't have DARE and you just sang the song saying d
is drugs in your song? And I, yeah, well I didn't know
the rest of it, yep, but you only needed the D word,
and I thought, anyway, two to zip give me masters. They could
have used a DARE program in Florida. Mikey, you're going for masters.
Indeed, okay, let's go down to master or go up to masters.
Question number one for Mikey in the Masters category. One player in Masters history
has posted a score in the sixties for each round. I need for you
to name him. In the history of the Masters, all four rounds,
one player in the history has posted a score of under seventy. Yeah,
that's Cam Smith did it just a couple of years ago and didn't win the
tournament. That's right. Cam Smith posted sixties in every round of the Masters
in the year twenty twenty. Dustin Johnson actually one that year he did Mikey
with another point. Kevin, it is back to you hot ran to a
bussaw. Give me rain. Let's go with rain. Kevin, you have
a song. I will play five seconds. If you can name both the
exact title and artist, you'll get three points, so you'll be able to
tie Mikey. If you can only name one of the two, it's worth
one point. And don't forget you do have your lifeline, Kevin. Here
you go. Jesus, that is hard. I'm gonna go to Trevor in
Addison, trevorment second, bailout, Trevor, do you need to hear that?
Yeah? Can you play it again? I can cut out when I
was hearing it the first time. Okay, here's five seconds of this song.
If you can name the artist and song, Kevin gets three points.
Trevor, uh hey, Kevio, Yeah, I think we're screwed. I
think. Yeah. This is like the opposite of a millionaire when that guy
called his dad to say he's about to win a million bucks. Yeah,
this is the opposite of that. All Right, guys, I'm sorry Kevin
to inform you that your first guess on the first Rain question would have been
right. That is some fact the Rain song by you and Trevor Lee with
no points, and control of the board goes back to Mike Siroy, I'll
take masters. Please, We're going back to masters, all right. Question
number two, Which former NBA player holds a master's degree? Is it Michael
Jordan? Is it Larry Bird? Is it Shaquille O'Neill, or is it
Reggie Miller? Honorary or no honoraries exceptionally shack and a lot of graduation hats
and robes and stuff, And I don't know what's real and what's not.
Give me, Reggie Miller. You should have stuck with your instincts. Not
only did Shaquille O'Neill receive his master's degree, He also received his edd his
doctorate degree in Human resource development from Barry in twenty twelve. Wow yep Shack
is the only one out of those four that possesses a master's degree. Kevin,
back to you, Rain, Kevin. We're going to go ahead and
play five seconds of the song, name the name of the song and artist
for a full three points. I don't know. I don't know. These
are very popular songs that I've been playing. I know that's song. I'm
gonna gus, I'm gonnaues, I'm gona gut someone get I'm gonna guess.
Go ahead, Okay, that's Fire and Rain. No. I don't know
the official title though, Devin, Yeah, I don't care. Fire and
Rain by who James Taylor? Okay, No, that is Rainy Days and
Mondays by the Carpenters. No one has gotten anything from Rainy what I'll close
out rain? You want to close out Rains? We're gonna be done,
all right, here we go, Jesus, Okay, I'm just a kid
man. That's uh, rain drops keep falling on my head. Bye bye
mm hmm. Former NBA coach Lenny Wilkins. That actually is Rainbow Connection by
kermit the fraud beautiful. There you go. The rain category is closed out,
Kevin, dur is back to You're finally gonna break the Oh no,
this is the second question for delay. For delay, Kevin, what is
the French word for ten? Now, keep in mind the answers of these
questions will either begin with the letter D or be related to the letter D
in the question, But this one actually starts with the letter D. What
is the French word for ten? You're funny, Benny, do say no,
Kevin, the French word for ten is dix. It's dix d I
x dix. Give me the delay, please? All right? For me?
In w okay. Mikey, Sergeant and York were the last names of
the actors that played both Darren's and Bewitched. What first name did they both
share? I'm gonna go with Dick Mikey, as you often do. When
you go with Dick, you win. Yep, you went the right way.
Mikey is now at a commanding four to nothing lead, but control of
the board goes back to Kevin Turner Master Kevin. According to ZipRecruiter dot com,
what is the highest salary a master plumber can earn? And I will
give you a window of ten thousand dollars above or below. Okay, so,
zippercrum. The highest salary that a master plumber can earn, your guess,
the highest salary? Yes, where's a master plumber? According to Zipper
master plumber master plumber, one hundred and forty thousand. Kevin says one hundred
and forty forty one hundred and forty thousand. Yeah. Oh, you overshot
a little bit, Kevin. The uh. According to ZipRecruiter dot com,
the highest salary a master plumber can earn is one hundred and sixteen thousand,
four hundred and fifty four dollars. So Frank Jesus was telling me that he
makes like two hundred and fifty thousand. Freak Jesus is a known liar.
He spends forty grand a year just sending food to us. I don't think
Freak Jesus is quite a master plumber yet. All right, Kevin, you're
still at zero points, right, I want the delay delay fun. All
right, here's your question. Hardest game after it's good. Alfred Nobel,
the founder of the Peace Prize, invented what keep in mind. These answers
start with the letter. D Alfred Nobel, the founder of the Peace Prize,
invented what I believe he invented dynamite, and you are correct. Point
for Mike Siroy ironically, yeah, he invented dynamite. Peace fun Odd Kevin
Turner Master Masters, Kevin. There is a world record for the number of
times that a man has masturbated in a twenty four hour period. The over
under I have set at forty two. You simply have to guess, did
he do it more than forty two times or less in a twenty four hour
period? For master baiting, Yes, in the master's category. Okay,
so he's wanting me to think it's under. But it seems impossible that you
could do it more than that. You just have to. But also forty
two seems impossible. As I'm saying, I don't know how to fluid,
I'm gonna say under. He thinks, Yeah, I'm gonna say under,
Kevin. This guy. In twenty thirteen, a twenty two year old Argentinian
man named Hugo Lopez wanked eighty three times in twenty four hours, defeating the
previous record of sixty one by thailand Santi armanand a year before most hydrated guy
every eighty three. That's unbelievable. That's four times an hour. It's a
lot, dude. I'm what are we doing? Yes? Four times?
I think it's like three point five or something. What are we doing?
Sleep? How is there any masters left? Uh? There is one more
masters left. I'll take delay. Okay, you can go back to delay.
This will be the final question in delay, Mikey. Dogwood, which
starts with a D, is a flower and pink dogwood is the name of
which hole at AUGUSTA one point bonus for naming the par and length of this
hole. And you must be exact. What is pink dogwood at AUGUSTA?
For delay? Oh, it's so good. I was not ready for those.
I thought that would be the first thing you guys research check. I
knew he's I don't think it's the first because I think that's t olive.
I think pink dogwood I'm gonna go with that is the thirteenth hole. It's
a par five and it's five hundred and thirty eight yards. You got the
par five right. Pink dogwood is actually whole number two. Ah, it
is a par five and it is five hundred and eighty five yards. Damn
it, no points for Mikey. Kevin. Would you like to close out
the masters categories to Kevin? And there is one bonus question because there's a
secret category called parfait. Oh god, and this bonus question is worth six
points. So Kevin, you're not out of it at all. What no
matter how you perform in tennis question? All right? There was no Master's
tournament between nineteen forty three and nineteen forty five because of World War Two.
During those years, the Augusta Course was utilized to support the war effort by
raising two types of animals. Name one of them deer. Kevin's going with
deer? Yeah he chose deer. Kevin is wrong. They raised turkey and
cattle on the Master's course, marduring World War two. More delicious options.
All right, so Mikey you have five points. Okay, one last question
per six points. Kevin is zero points. This is the final question.
I'll need you guys to maybe drop these answers down, please, because I
want uh. There's probably no way that either one of you guys get the
exact all right, what is the total yardage of the twenty twenty four masters
the closest to this sum wins the six points the total yardage of the twenty
twenty four Masters, the closest win. So, Kevin, if Mikey's farther
away than you, you're gonna win this damn game. I need your answers.
Mikey, lock it. Mike knows, I don't. I'm okay,
all right, freedom, Kevin answers well, the correct answer is seven thousand,
five hundred and fifty yards for the twenty twenty four Masters, seventy five
to fifty yep. Kevin answered with seven thousand and sixty nine yards. Mike
Siroy answered seven thousand, eight hundred and fifty. He's closest to the pan.
He is undisputed winner of the inaugural edition of Duel Master's Reign Delay Parfait
with a commanding twelve to nothing victory. A Devin, stay on hold.
Uh, Maddie will get your information. Trevor, we forgot to give tickets
away yesterday, so you are in luck. You can stay on hold.
You'll get the tickets as well. Ding this morning. This is next.
We got a wild ass cruise ship story coming at your heart.