Mhm, sup, Hello, what's going on? Thank you so much for
tuning into Laura Kane After Dark. I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer.
Hi, you were supposed to do over ja oh should I forgot?
You were the same shacket some times in a week. I love it.
Somebody you're Ferrari blocked my car and just so you know how, Oh my
god is that Lily Rose Deep naked his classic madonna? Um? Well,
thank you so much for tuning in. We have a lot on the show.
We're gonna start, um, well, we're gonna talk about tipping.
I have a question about tipping when you guys took off and well, no,
no, no, I have a term that I want to discuss with
you called coach Grease. I have phrases that need to be gone, like
yesterday, that we need to stop using. Okay, and we are now
going to call somebody who's gonna tell us where the Laura Cane After Dark podcast
four year anniversary party is going to happen on August seventeenth. You are invited
and it's gonna be ethic. Okay, so let me call our special guests
who is going to tell us the location and kind of give us a little
bit of a rundown on what we can expect at the party, although things
will build as the months come, you know, as the weeks go on,
but we thought we might as well let you know sooner than later,
so we just keep talking about it. So here we go, and Harry
is, Hello, this is Gigi or Glitz Glam. We had him or
do you want to say her him? We had him. You weren't your
character when we were doing this. We had him on the podcast a few
weeks ago and it was great. People love you. You really are a
humble, sweet soul, and that really came across. So I'm really excited
to be able to do this with you. Thank you so much for what
you are about to announce, because it's gonna be so fun. So yes,
I believe it. I believe it. Okay, So our party August
seventeenth, Thursday night for the podcast for your anniversary will be at Okay.
Yes, it's gonna be so fun. Okay. So not only are we
going to have a party in a great place which is already so fun.
And by the way, you guys were hacked, oh my god, on
Sunday it was insane, But anyway, it's always tacked, it's always fun.
There's TV screens of w A where there's colorful people. It's a great
place and you're invited. And what are the preliminary things we're looking at right
now? We can add on to it. But what are we talking about
right now? Yes? Yes, I love awesome? If so, we
have a performances awesome? Yeah? Sure? So who are these like?
Who are these? These are? These are kids, these are teams,
these are just young adults that were helping with housing awesome. A huge portion
of the money that is raised will go to this cause, which is gonna
be great. It's gonna be twenty dollars to get in, which will which
you will get to see the podcast live, which is gonna be We have
a twist that's gonna help, which I don't know for I don't know.
I don't know, well, I don't know what should what should we announce
it? Ye? What do you think? What do you think? Ge?
Keep under wraps? Should we keep under wraps? Okay, we'll keep
that little nugget. He's already dying, GEG, I'm already so nervous.
Oh my god, I've been sweating for days now, I am in heaven.
I can't even weight So yeah, we have more to announce, but
we just wanted Gigion to tell us where it's gonna be at, which is
just so cool. It's gonna be at Urban Mos too. We're really excited
to and it's gonna go to a great cause. The twenty dollars that is.
I mean, it just gets you in the door, which you had
a drag performance. We have the live podcast. It's gonna be awesome,
and Gigi by the way, and and a massive surprise. God, Gigi,
I just wanted to tell you you were so lovely to us that night
at the show. And those nachos were off the fuck they were so good.
Oh oh oh. I mean, if you weren't aware, Mos serves
some really good food, we had some great appetite. They were so good.
Yeah, we'll go to Mos just to go have some fun on the
weekend, just like to live it up. It's a great way to go.
Good energy, need fun people. It's just right there in the middle
of hill Press obviously in a where it is right there on University in the
center of everything. So I just want to thank you, Gigi for allowing
us to do this at your establishment. And we can't even wait. Sorry,
I know it's gonna be so excited. Thank you? Yes, oh
wow, awesome. So this is coming up this Sunday? At what time
does it start? Okay? By the way, Eric showed me a video
of Chad performing as Share and it is it is freakish. How much this
person looks like chair. It's a freak chair out. Yeah, it's okay.
Well that and that's great. That's putting off this Sunday. So that
could be really fun and cool. Thank for you to you too. So
all right, thank you Gigi so much. Thank you Gigi. Can't wait
to see you. Okay, love love, bye bye bye. Okay,
how funny is it gonna be? Like? It's it gonna be a blood
It's gonna be so fun something so good, I can't even stand it.
Let's go girl like, oh my god, I'm already to slide out of
my chair. Yeah, his pants. My roommate's friend changed to visit it.
Is also a cook, he said, cooking breakfast. The terms chef.
Oh well, he's not professional, he's not using he doesn't do that.
You're a professional to be a chef. You kind of have to be
a professional to be deemed chef gating over here, Am I not right?
He's a he's a good cook. He's a great cook. Integrate him to
cook. That's fine, Greedy, Wow, this is great food. Too
bad you're in a chef and you're only a good cook. Oh my god.
All right now let's get into who is bringing us this fabulous podcast night
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legend. We have three, we have Ja, we have a look restaurant.
Huh, and we have the schedaddle five K. Yeah, women's heart
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Mate, please take off your jacket. I don't need to tell you.
Do you want to see my big arms? Oh? Someone might find
out we record these back to it just it helps me differentiate between the two.
You can't check your outfit. No, Look, it's a simple thing
I ask your first. Okay, you're you're right. But the fact that
there are a lot of simple things were asked me to do with the none
of which happened after. I don't know why you expect this to happen.
Wait a minute, hold on, if I suffered in that translation, what
whatever did you ask me to do a lot of things that I don't do
them? Yeah? Who said that? Brian is Okay, hold on,
hold Eric, what time were you going to be here today? As soon
as I got off work? Okay, well that's a little vague, but
all right, and I hit I went home and changed and team h Yeah,
because I wasn't gonna wear my work clothes that I've been in all day.
We'll talk through. I'm not gonna go there. He's gonna get angry.
How many times do you change throughout the days? Once like in the
morning, and then you definitely change it. Don't know like what you mean
when on Mondays? What are your thoughts about coming straight from work to hear
and change here in these bad t Shut up so you can sit down,
show a little bit and you're not rushing. I mean, you always give
a good performance. I'm not saying that, except it's been a little lacking
this week. It could you know, we can hold it up a little
bit more. I know the actor. You mean to start yawning, No,
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that's what Eric's how long they were? Oh no, oh, okay,
you're not taking a consideration maybe what I had to deal with today.
Aren't you unemployed? Really? But kind of? He put the chairs up.
Oh that sounds exhausting. Oh man, she went a jack in the
box. That got that weird she's been like thirty minutes manifesting. It just
sucked the life over. She just goes money money, I haven't money.
Okay, my host has about money. Oh oh god, Okay, it's
broke. Now I've heard this time does a radio show on end you know
ring, Yes, I know right, called Morton in the morning and he
brought this up, and I asked him if I could steal it. Business.
It's pretty funny, now, Laura, this is why you don't have
leader shows because I feel I asked them if I could steal it. He
said yes, Because I really interest. I can barely concentrate on what you're
saying. Now listen, no, I do you know I because it smells
so good. Well we'll happen on the show in compliment anyway. Can you
concentrate please what I'm saying? Oh yes, I'm all ears. Okay.
When you go to U, not a restaurant, but a place where they
have the little um either the little can or the little jar where you put
a tip in, yes, or they have the thing where you slip your
card and you can tip fifteen twenty whatever twenty five. When and if you
tip, do you try to make it so they acknowledge that you tip.
Like, for example, this is what I do. If I'm going to
put a dollar in the jar. I wait until at least the person's like
sort of looking in my direction, and I, well, I put it
in there because I want to be acknowledged for getting it to I don't give
a secret tip tip at all. No, because does it make you feel
be about yourself? Because they deserve tips everyone, you know what, but
then only deserve it if they get if they give credit. I do do
that. I do do that. Since you have brought this up, I
went to Starbucks the other day. The price has gone up. I don't
tip baristas. I'm just gonna do that them. No, because I I
was floored. So I have my espresso at home. Can please use Starbucks
as a sponsor to wait, they don't sponsor its slam No, we get
we just get one brand to throw under the bus. He's got your own.
I might too, start by. The only person that I will ever
slam is Jeron Right. They suck and I want to freak couch, So
shut your whole mouth. Continue, Okay, raise the price and you're like,
oh my god. And so when I when I placed my order for
my VENTI vanilla latte, hot chimas six something okay, And I was like
what So when I went through the drive through, I put my card in
and then they have thing and now there's a tip that you can add on,
like it says no tip percent. Oh gosh, I can't you tip
anytime they put a thing in front of you? Yes, I can't push
for no tip. I like, I just ten dollars for a thing I
I don't like. Yeah, I don't tip fast food period. I don't
look at listen. I was going through the drive through. They're never going
to see me again. They know when you tip. I tip. If
if you're a waiter, I tip, of course, but fast food workers,
like waiters rely on tips. Fast food workers don't. Okay, they
get the same wage regardless. How about you're at a local sandwich shot No,
I don't too, okay. Where else can we think about anything?
Anything where I have to go up to the counter, I don't tip,
or if I'm picking it up. So, for example, I went to
a restaurant downtown a couple of weeks ago. Um, we were going to
go in and sit down and eat, and we were well within the time
when we were warm, Sorry, kitchen's closing, so you can only get
to go And I'm like what And then they expected a twenty percent tip.
I was like, no, no, a little so you just put you
just put like a line or the time, like three dollars you did too,
Yeah, but not the twenty percent. But I agree. Yeah,
I was like tonight, tipping is a reward for a good service, not
a requirement for for they're going to do regardless of that, absolutely right.
How do you feel about the restaurants that put for a certain amount of people
a certain Oh that's fine. Yeah, yeah, party size is pay yeah
automatically, you're okay with that? Yeah. Also, I think the minimum
tip like recommendation now is way too high. It's so hard. How does
it have to start at fifteen? Can't start it ten? That's insane?
Like, look, I understand wires don't make a lot of money, but
then need to fix that. Like I'm okay tipping, but I'm not tipping
twenty percent, Like I'm sorry, that's insane price at restaurants. Yeah,
really, I'm not tipping twenty percent. Wow, Honestly, I just tips.
I usually tipped the next whole dollar amount, like the next ten dollar
amount. So if I so like my bills, like fifty five bucks,
I'll usually tip and like I'll send it up to sixty or add a couple
of bucks on top of that. I don't even just do the percent because
it's like I'm not tipping a full twenty percent on top of that. I
just that's insane. That's so much money. That's just what I don't care
what I'm supposed to do. But are you? Are you? I'm afraid
that the next time you go into that establiha. Okay, if I get
someone who's really good, I'll give them a good tip, like but like
I don't like the get like fourk over an extra twenty percent for as like
a requirement. That's insane. Fast food faster like food. I don't tip
at all. That's insane. You have no problem pushing that. No tip,
but yeah, and I won't do it. Let's say I order something
and it comes out cold or it comes out I won't tip. Okay,
Actually I will say though, for like sit down restaurants, there is no
like waiters, there is no scenario which I won't tip at least a little.
Though so it's fun, I will says, I will say, but
it won't be twenty percent. Well, you do realize that that money is
not for that one person, and right split it goes the cook. Yeah.
This that that it's like scattered going everybody. Yeah, but that's what
I was saying, Like, if I order something that's hot and it comes
out ice cold, I'm I'm like, you're punishing the whole establishment. Yeah,
but why is the reliance on me to a pay for my meal which
funds the establishment, and then also pay for the employees on a separate charge
upwards of twenty percent of the bill. That's insane. That's a terrible business
model for the consumer. And the only reasons it's around is because we're used
to it. No other country does tipping like we do, and it screws
over consumers and the workers. And that's one thing you hear is that a
lot of people that are here from out of the country, they don't know
what tipping is. So yeah, um, who was it you that was
telling me that someone actually, um, they weren't from this country. And
they left the restaurant, they you know, pay the bill and left,
and the waiter chase them down and said it was there something wrong with their
your service and our service, and they said no, and they demanded a
tip. That's insane. Oh no, I tell you told me that that.
Oh I told you. Yeah. Also tips of the reason that like
bartenders can make like upboards of six figures. Though it's so at the same
time, like lots of people aren't hurting for tips. So no, And
I mean when you see the price of alcohol, Yeah, yeah, when
you go to a bar, how do you go to a bar and order
three beers two bucks? Three bucks? That's fine? A buck. What
about if you go to a restaurant, you order some food and then you
order a just pretend you're celebrating something. You order a forty dollars bottle of
wine. Do you tip on that whole amount? Do you take that bottle
out? That's insane. I give him a couple of bucks. You just
do that. Your basics they're really if they're really good, then they But
like, I do not get this. I still do not understand this at
all. Um. If you're out to dinner and you're allowed to bring your
own bottle of wine and they charge you a corkage fee, I'm all I'll
bring my own wine opener and do it myself. How much is a corkage
fee? Yeah, just to open the dawn put it in that. I
think so well. Also, you're they're accepting liability for serving alcohol on your
your out. I think, I don't know. Yeah, I don't bring
my own wine. It's weird. No, But then there's all I was
at a place and I have a friend who sneaks in, sneaks in her
her own alcohol to a fancy place that we free clans, and uh,
she always has it in a water bottle so she doesn't have to pay,
she can get a buzz says, I know, it's delay. I just
I just think the advent of these little square pay tablets. They all have
tip on it them. Fast food workers don't need tips. They do not
get. They do not get hurt if you don't get. If you don't
tip, they're not like they're not you're getting withheld money if you don't tip
workers. I've been, I've been, I've been a fast foodworker. It's
fine, okay, but you know, I mean it, where's the point
where enough isn't like it? It's get yeah, crazy, It's like it's
going to be cleaning it and then they're like, okay, well put the
tip on it. You're like, no, well that's by hi. When
I do tip, like to be acknowledged by the first Also, fast food
workers are not making that little anymore like fast like I was when I left
fast Food. I was making upwards of twenty dollars an hour for fast food
and I was I was a manager. That's still a lot of money.
Yeah, in need tips, like it's insane. Let's try this out.
Tip me Starbucks. I don't tip, know with real money, Laura manifested,
Then yeah, I can't. It takes like overnight. Okay, I
guess it's not working. Okay, by tomorrow then I will because these chairs
will be gone. Oh okay, so I'll there's that. Do you have
a host chat? What's up with you? Mister? Well? The other
night, Oh that Nicholas came Vampire me. It was good. I've heard
that that that's a role here. Oh my god. He was so good
at it. And the whole cast is great. Fafina, wasn't it.
She's that actress that was in Now. She did a terrible job in the
Little Mermaid movie. Every she was the Seagull. Everybody loves that movie.
But no, actually it's only love it the new one. People are digging
it hugely. I've heard really mixed reaction. Great, it had bits of
comedy in it and it was was it scary too? It was? It
was it was violent, but it was really good. He just choose up
the scene hery like he was. Where did you see it on? I
think it was on HBO Max or Prime? It was on one of those.
Okay, okay, yeah, have you seen the show called The Other
Two? No, but that's your next show. I just saw it.
It's HBO Max Set. Yeah. It's about these okay, about this kid
who's like a yell Justin Bieber. How he's this boy just suddenly becomes famous.
And it's about his two older siblings. One is a gay man and
one is his sister, and they're probably in their early twenties. And this
team that is now like suit like a Justin Bieber status is thirteen and they're
like the sister's kind of like a drunk. He's a party girl. And
then you have this guy who's he's gay but after he's trying to make it
big, but his his their sibling is the one that's like skyrocket. It's
about those two and there it's h sterile the other two. Yeah, it
makes you watch it. It's so good. Okay, I have a result
for a little Mermaid, so right now, and Drown said, this guy
is sixty eight percent, which is fresh, but not like it's like not
like skimming, like it's like barely good or it's not barely good. It's
like it's all right, all right. But the reason I say Aquafin is
not good that is because there I haven't seen the full movie yet, but
there is a clip of a song they added specifically for her character, which
is the seagull, and it is atrocious. It is gone awful. Yes,
okay, her singing in the song is so bad. Okay, So
I have to tell you was it last night? I watched on I think
it's an HBM Max. It's Miley Cyrus. It's a. It's a she
has an organization to help like LGBT and UM. She did a concert and
UM had a bunch of has just a bunch of singers and musical guests and
everything on. She had a duo. That's a. I think they're a
country with their brothers and they they came out and they sang the song Love
is About. I think it's Love is About. And when when the guy
first started sing, I was like, oh wow, like how he was
so off Keith. It was unbelievable. Yeah, and then he put the
earpiece in and then started singing on key. But I was like, you
can't hear yourself her up there, old man. I was like, therefore,
I'm going to see something not popular. I cannot stay on Miley Cyrus's
voice. Oh, I agree, she sounds like a man, but she's
also she's had vocal reconstruction surgery though, because her voice gave back a couple
of years ago. I thought like her. I never liked her with a
tongue wagon or oh my god, I love that whole album. She sounds
like a man. I mean I have for her because she's you know,
she's still famed. She has two hits, and that's good. Don't too
hard to make a hit song. She's weird. I also think that she
is really for being so young. She's I mean, well, remember remember
the when she was on with Robin Thicke and she had Convert. She's had
controvert and she's overcome it. Yeah, but she's doing a lot with her
platform, yeah for good, for good, yes, And I think I
do give her props for that. I hate when celebrities, I don't know.
I'm so split on the celebrities doing good thing because I don't think actually,
I don't think most of them actually care that much. I think she
does. Maybe I actually it's them. I think she does, though I'm
really very passionate about it. Like she had on Disney and Hulu, she
had like a visual release album party for the new album and um so she
performed all the songs live and they were little like snippets of um her talking
about each song. And one of them was a very good friend of hers
that had I believe, committed suicide and she was, you know, emotion
oh, very very so. I you know, I think that for being
so young when she she was very talented and stuff. Anyway, it's from
Disney Channel, but I don't I could like her much more now than I
now. Phrases that need to go away, like okay, can Brian and
I guess which one? Mighty? I actually have no clue, So well
this okay, do you have a guess? And it's a phrase. Are
they all phrases that you're familiar with? Yeah, okay, then I have
gone out. Okay, i'll give you. I'll start. I don't know
if these are in the order, but i'll start from the ball. You're
fifteen, live in the dream. Oh god, that's a white dad thing.
I know. I'm gonna say that something. Boys will be boys,
that's not even it's because a purpose. It's not for when you're boys are
saying terrible. It's where when your kids are like out, like punching each
other in the like using in the yard. Or is it like the guy
goes out gets drunk and keith on as woman. Boys will be boys?
Well, that might be a stretch too far. You're gonna draw penis.
No, yes, you are. You always do, I promise, I'm
not. It is what it is. Oh that's a great expression. I
like that. That's okay, Yes, just saying with that one, that's
fine. Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and I mean it's overused. But like
I mean, I don't know what the alternative is. Like at least it's
what we're you supposed say, like, oh too bad, but no,
okay, I'm sorry, Like I mean this one is overused. It's one
word, and it's gaslight. That word that do people even know what that
acts? Okay? Do you actually know what gaslighting is? Yes? Okay.
It's when you are like maybe accusing somebody of something and they turn it
around and they kind of make it like back on you. No, oh,
that's not as all gaslighting is. We knew the best gaslighter, right,
but hold on, that's not that's not gaslighting is Okay, what's gaslighting?
It's I in my opinion, it's for you accuse somebody as something that
they didn't do, and then they blow it up and make it something that
is No, okay, you guys are close. This is why I hate
gaslighting is that no one actually knows what Most people don't actually know what gaslighting
is. Accuse it. The definition of gaslighting is convincing someone that their rational
belief is insane to invalidate their argument. So like a really like a really
easy example is if you go, oh, sky's really blue. To that,
you go, what are you stupid? The guy's not blue, it's
green, Like it's just right. It's where I'm I'm making you feel stupid
for your belief, right, you're getting the symptoms of it, right,
like if you were like if you were like, no, just don't really
like, you know, I don't like how that person handled that. They're
like, I'm like, they handled it perfectly. Were you stupid or something?
Well, maybe not. It's like, if you're not a hard nails,
it's hard to give an example, but it's me convincing you that you
are in that you your belief is stupid and wrong, even if it's you
know, Elvis, no, Elvis, get down. The overuse or misuse
of literally, oh, I literally can't and like, I just think like
it. I just think white girls shouldn't be allowed to use it. But
that's the Kardashians are the ones I blamed for that. Literally, I'm like,
the misuse of I couldn't care less. Oh, I said, that's
a great time, Elvis. No, the use the use of man splaining,
I agreed, that's kind of dumb. Men just explain things. Don't
pull yourself up by your boot stress. That's a great phrase. Oh yeah,
it's not over use. I don't think it's over us that much.
Welcome to the real world. Oh god, um, I don't hear that
uses that much. This one. You're gonna say everything happens for a reason.
Do you believe that? Do you? Ryan? Yeah? Maybe?
I mean I think some things that I think you don't know. Sometimes you
don't know right away you'll find out. I'm also not opposed that things just
happening by chance. Okay, I don't know. How about um? Sorry
not sorry? Yeah, that sucks. Get the other money. You can't
buy happiness. That's yes, yes, well yes, and no. If
you're already happy, it's just been chances. But it didn't buy you the
happiness you are already happiness. Okay, let me ask you this, Would
you trade your Would you trade your kids for a million dollars? That's stupid,
no answer that, of course not because your kids make you happy,
But the million dollars can't. You can't like bring you the happiness your kids
bring. I don't think this is a good example. I think it's a
perfect example. Would you trade your family for money because your family makes you?
Right? Because your family makes you happy? And a million dollars is
not going to get five head kids? I trade them in for a happy
meal. Fair, But that's in the case of point Eric never had kids,
right, Yeah, and the customers always right. The customer is always
right. Now they're not there, I'm gonna name with my kids room starm.
It's gonna go off everything I want to couch. I'll tell you now
you might you're kind of going to be better off. Not knowing what this
means, but it's a term that's starting to surface. Can I guess what
it is? Is it where the period between your genitals and your ass whole
literal asshole gets all nasty? Yes? What is strending online this weekend after
a local news station in Houston did a seven minute segment on the term gooch
grease? So what is it? It is described as the culmination of lint,
sweat, and other stuff that's hanging out around the guys nether regions exactly
where you explain. I have never had lint in my team. Okay,
I have, but it's only when you buy shitty toilet paper. Yeah,
I mean it could, but what what so the other stuff? I mean,
it's just it's mostly just it's mostly sweat, Like like what you do
you guys like secrete stuff? Do you guys just sweat? Yeah, it's
just sweat as cheeks gets sweaty. I don't want to know. I hate
I know is that a man? Is that a man's part? I mean,
I'm assuming women can have it, well, I mean I think it's
mostly men. Men actually have like a a sizeable stretch of skin that you
could call the good So that whole area between the balls and the literal ass
butthole. Yeah, is that your team. It's also called the gooch oh
okay, like scoocher gooch okay, because you're I mean, when you think
about when you're sitting, guys are kind of sitting on their good. So
the gooch and the food, yeah, but the hoopas on the other side
of the other side. I'm not gonna lie. I love that word.
It's a huge insult, but it is not want that never you never you
never tell someone they have a food ba. But it's always funny. They're
funny. Word. Yeah, I want to know what you guys. Here
are some things that people think they're really good at, but most people aren't.
But I believe they are. So let's see. Can I tell you
what is it? Is it on this list? What singing? I think
I think most people think they're bad saying oh my god, do you think
you're good. No. When I'm in the shower or in my car,
I think I sound like I could do a concert right sing. I want
to see or hear him singing Chandelier by Oh, No you do not?
Were you with us while he did the whole segment with the singing teacher,
No, he refused to sing. I had to sing assault Lee. Are
you a good singer? No? No, me neither. I mean,
if I was training off the bat rap, can you lay it out real
quick without I can? I'm gonna want to just do it. Go.
I haven't wrapped a long time. Okay, love, don't want to Okay,
I respect that. Let me let me just preface. A couple of
years ago, I had a friend who told me if I could memorize and
recite rap God by Eminem, can give me a hundred bucks. And I
got that hundred bucks. Wow, it's been a while since I've done it,
though. How long did it take you to learn all of that?
Probably cool months. I wasn't studying it like religious. I would just listen
to it a lot um so hard without a back turn, skip over.
By the time you're doing this, by the time this podcast, Okay,
I'll do the fast part really quick. Okay, it won't be perfect like
it used to be. Back some elemma do alema? You assuming that I'm
a human, what they gotta do to get through them? Super human innovative
and they made a rubbus so that anything to say is we could shame off
of me and they glue you. Then there's a tight small gabrie overlays.
But it's demonstrating them one of a demonstrating how do you give a motherfucking audience
of field legals of the tad never fading on the his forever way for the
day they xfl fella, probably celebrating because I know the way to get them.
I lost it there. I'm so sick and tired of being admired that
I just I could die or get fined. I don't know. Don't got
to speak to me. I don't know you. I don't owe you a
motherfucking thing. Where your friends they got not? They got which one?
I am? Whatever you say am? If I wasn't, then why would
I say they wrote the news every day? I am? Yeah? Anyway
the bus go around the out SI Okay, so singers one people claim they're
a very good listener, and then there I know I can good. I
think, of course you do. That's what says right there on the paper.
I really believe that. I think, Eric, but I don't always
remember you're a terrible listener. I think Eric's a good listening I am what
he is so destryed. No, whenever, whenever we have like a guest
on the podcast. You should see the way Eric sits there. But can
I see you guys? And he sits in between and goes through. Okay,
I question, I know listening, but you're not listening. He's the
one listening. He's got this puppy dog. You should see his puppy dog
expression when he's listening to guests. Yes, because I like to hear what
they're saying. I mean, maybe he made very well. He may have
zonned down because he's just like it's my time, it's naptime, and like
like every five seconds he just a little nod. Oh my god, it's
like a lie. It's so funny. Maybe I do. He gives the
impression of a good listening shut up driving Actually wait driver, Oh god,
you are not I am. I actually am a really good driver. Oh
I am. I've never driven you ran but him. Here's the thing,
because I used to be a really fast driver, a really fast driver,
and then I slowed down to night. I'm just I ever not got a
st where we're going about me feeling. I feel like you're a bad driver.
I am. My girlfriend is also a terrible driver. I tried corner.
She's a bad look at the pot calling the kettle black. She's a
bad driver, and she's a bad passenger. IM only read with Eric Glentz.
But I feel like he was a fine driver. He's not. I'm
a good driver. He's like like he'll come up to a stop signing,
break really hard, real quick. It's like slow, you might slow want
to break four blocks away? Oh god, it's so it makes me also
like thinking about it, Oh my god, did you probably do the same
thing you bounced around at all? I meant that I'm a bad driver here
I am. I am a good driver. I am hot shit. When
it comes to driving, you are called diarrhea. But I kind of people
believe that they're good at staying out in drama. Oh no, I love
drama. You You're the kind of like drops in, stirs it and then
bailed out. Yeah, but I'm behind the scenes, drawn the worker never
involves. But but yeah, pumpet master, puppet master. Yeah, I
can see that. People claim that they're humble being humble. I'm humble,
We're I think we're all humble. I don'lieve all of those. I don't
think amos are humble. I don't think amos are not humble. Though.
I think we're just kind of neutral on it. None of us is all
that. Out of the three of us, I'm the most No, I
don't think. So here's the thing. I don't think any of us are
especially humble or especially boastful. I think we're all just kind of neutral.
Yeah, this is what is like this one, I think I have nailed
parenting. Yes, where are your kids now? They're across the country.
The minute they turned eighteen, they left me. Good job. But then
one went to New York went to Oregon, Cherry went back to New York's.
Yeah, well, yeah, because you need the child that will never
leave Um, okay, being honest, Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be
honest. Jesus, we should lie sometimes it's too much. Sometimes giving good
advice, I think so I did. The two of us. Who do
you think gives the best advice. Oh, Eric, you're gonna say,
um, I don't know, because you haven't asked for any us I don't
think. Yeah, he knows, I don't ask. I don't ask for
advice that often. Do you ever have a time when you feel like you
would like to but you just don't. I'm a pretty decisive person, so
like, if there's a time i'd truly do not know, then the Alaska
advice. Otherwise I usually make a decision about like pretty quickly, like like
a confident decision. Uh what about looking cool? People think they're good at
looking cool? You know what? The minute I think I have it going
on? Something like that sunglasses they happened? You look? You look way
cooler when you don't give a fuck, though I think I think I gave
too much of that. I agree, like look this way. I don't
really care if like I look cool. I also don't care if you look
cool. So if you look especially cool, I don't really care. Abou
if you look terrible, I won't don't really care either. Okay, I
guess do I respect? I think so? I don't care. Communicate.
Are you good? I'm I'm pretty good. Well that's why we have a
podcast. We're gonna all right then, yeah, now I'm going to end
the show with my guest who's been here. He's gonna be here for a
week. But he's upstairs eating the food that you just made. So should
I call him down? I'm erupt them. I mean, I don't know.
I'm just saying, like you, well, locked doors, you want
to find out asking something, So I asked him if he wanted because he
lives in the country outside of that was before they locked the door. I
know they bought their food up stairs. So if am I ruined if I
say, oh, sorry, we just ended the podcast, is he gonna
be No, No, I'm sure he's doing something much better than this.
How he missed it, I don't think it matters what you think. He's
probably got something going on way better. Plus, we're in a podcast,
like we're running a show here, Like, yeah, we're not waiting for
him, so I'm not. I don't want to be too crash bad,
but I think he's fine. Yeah, one way or another, he's definitely
up there eating something. Okay on that there sausage? Oh my god.
Okay, anyway, don't forget our party's coming. Up on August Societ.
That's at Urban Mose. We're gonna have a drag show here he is,
come over. We're gonna say goodbye with us. The podcast is ending.
We just want to say hi you. You're the guests. This week.
We were debating on whether or not to call you down from the room because
we weren't sure what ben. We weren't sure what was happening. Well,
this is one of the times you need to be worse at communication. We
don't need to communicate our thought. And then I was like, but I
asked him to be on the podcast, and if he saw a podcast,
maybe he'll be sad that I didn't call him when he was upstairs. Yeah,
I was actually just coming down for you. Ah, that's nice.
Okay, So welcome to the podcast or Caniford arc dev his name His real
name is Deverton. Great name and I asked him already he loves it.
Yeah. I was named after a pow from um got a bracelet. It
was like a donation gray slate back in high school. Who was Deverton c
Cochrane's pretty And yeah, she said I'm gonna name work her son after that.
That is so cool. I was gonna ask you where that is?
Have you ever met another one? Uh No, but I'm asked I'm Spanish
a lot. I don't really understand why it doesn't sound Spanish. But I
don't know. I've had a lot of people ask me if I'm Spanish.
So may that is a Spanish nick. I haven't heard there was the origin.
To be honest with you, google it. Google that works. I
know he's part. So you're in San Diego. You've been here a couple
of times. Now, what tell us? What do you like? What
is your favorite part about Sandy? Oh? The variety I can't do well.
Yeah. I come from Boston where everybody just like steak of potatoes,
and I mean I did just have steak, but so yeah, so it
was really good. But I don't know. They're the food variety over here.
The way of life. Um, I mean, you can live your
life all year out here. And I am not a snow guy. So
I'm a snowbird. But you live outside of Boston in New Hampshire, in
the country. Yeah, out in the sticks. We're talking like horses and
chickens and all that. I don't no chickens, just horses and dogs.
But MANI farm many farms soon to be out packs. Ye, I don't
know one or is she gonna breed there? She really wants uh one of
those. It's a really furry uh donkey And it's like, um, I
don't know how to describe it. It's just really, isn't it a new
breed of donkey? I guess so, I don't know. I mean I'm
not I'm not a big donkey guy. But she just said it was like
should I should? I should we have a new adoption on the farm.
And I was like, yep, that's funny because Laura's nickname for me,
it's her little pretty donkey. That's your nickname for your game. Anyway,
What does Devton mean? I can't find God, so that is probably made
up name. Um yeah, I mean you can actually find like what was
Cablarian philosophy or something? Um, it describes me almost to a tea.
It's like just so if you look your name up and the meaning of like
personality behind your name, it's pretty lengthy. It's really. Yeah, the
first sentence I did find the Coblarian philosophy. Yeah, that's the one that's
really all right, let's look for me just give me. The first sentence
of Flora had the first sentence of Eric. Oh boy, if this,
if if Deva is true, if this is true, this is like really
described you to its this could be. It was a little scary that.
Yeah, you're gonna believe it regardless. Maybe not. It's not good.
Not if I don't like what it says, that I'm gonna call bullshit on
it. Okay, okay, And then you have to look up Eric with
the cake because it might be different than Eric. So what else are you
going to do while you're here? What's your what fun thing are you planning?
I'll tell about that. What you're gonna do? Are you? Yeah?
Yeah? So oh nice? Yeah. So every year I've been doing
like this extreme auto experience where you drive Ferraris and Lamborghini's on racetracks, and
uh, last time I was here, I went into the Porsche for a
week and I was like, this is way better and cheaper than spending two
thousand dollars and ten minutes on a track. So I mean it's it's a
luxury. I mean, you go for a nice joy ride out here,
talking might go to Palamar Mountain, the loop, leak out there maybe Julian.
Julia would be really really nice that I heard they have a really good
apple. Do you not leave without? That's one thing I've read about Julius.
Do you get a convertible or not? Oh, it's supposed to get
sentier as we go on. Oh perfect, Okay, Bryan, all right,
I've got your first name. All right. The name of Laura brings
opportunities for success in business and financial accumulation. So we know that's not the
sas a broad gass name anyways. Okay, it fires you with ambition and
promotional ideas that are original, progressive, and large scale. That's true.
Yeah, if you're looking at this in a generous light, um with this
name, success to you is a foregone conclusion, for you cannot conceive any
reason for not reaching all your goals. Yeah, he's going to manifest them
apparently. Right as you have self sufficiency, supreme confidence, boundless energy and
enthusiasms, you don't want to shut the fuck up, I guess bundless.
Yeah, yeah you do. Okay, No, as long as you have
a sense of freedom from antony and drudgery and you can see progress being made,
you feel buoyant and optimistic. Health analysis, your health. Your intense,
restless nature can bring on tension, which affects the solar plexus and digestion.
Yes, oh, or the female organs, the female orgasm organs.
Oh, organs, Well, both of those are gone, so to the
Oh yeah, your eggs are let's try. My eggs are dried up and
I saw female organs, thank you very much, left of them. No,
dusty is the word you're looking at. Yes, dusty, shut up,
shut up, I don't want to know the name of Eric creates an
overly sensitive nature, which causes you to sense and feel far more than you
can understand or put into words. No, I don't to that. What
do you think? Okay, yeah, you think you're a sensitively Laura.
No, you have a deep artistic and creative side, which shows through a
love for music in literature. Yes, he loves music. Yes, okay.
Writing is more a more natural mode of expression for your deeper thoughts and
feelings than the spoken word. Cap. I'm saying cap because I've never heard
of him write letter Jeromes, but he's gone down there in person several times.
Yeah, but he's a good He is a good writer when he mind
to it. Yes, Um, let me see you enjoy the outdoors and
find your greatest piece and relaxation from the beauty and harmony of nature. Really
ure photographs and stuff like pograph. Yeah yeah, just a couple of weeks
ago, last couple of years ago. Yeah, that's what I just don't
run. You live in Mission Valley, a concrete jungle. I will run
of someone's chasing me with like a machete. But all the time, what
about health? What's his health? Big dick? It says the name causes
tension in the region of the solar plexus as well as the heart, and
wow, everyone's solar plexus. Health problems would center in those areas of the
body. So your heart and lungs. Oh great, okay, so you're
guy a heart attack, I'm gonna time like a dried up vagina. Vagina.
But it's funny. Others often find it difficult to understand you for talking
about text messages. That's one hundred true, Laura, yea, yeah,
he's the worst texter hands down. He's so alright, like the long,
like heartfelt text about something like you were so good. I'm sure we're doing
okay or nice most of the most of the time, I might respond to
somebody the very next thing. Are you mad at me? Hands out like
ninety nine perside of the time. Yeah, I'm horrible. Yeah, but
are you a text or where you're already doing something You just quickly pulled out
your Yeah, exactly. I hate texting. That's the worst thing about texting
is you're either making the emotion up, which screws up the conversation, or
you don't get emotions at all. Yeah, any texts with one finger doing
he knows his space. He knows space a lot of times. Let's see,
how do I tell? Also, real quick, I looked at my
name. Mine is full of shit. The first sentence um, your first
name Brian creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient and business minded.
That's that's fine. Yeah, okay, okay. You are one to
make your own decisions and not be influenced by others. You just said that.
I just said I just a decisive That's different. Okay. You desire
independence and freedom from the authority interference of others. Yeah. There, you
are not overly ambitious, preferring instead just to seek stable, settle conditions which
are adequate to me to responsibilities. No, I am ambitious um and your
personal relations with others. You are inclined to be rather serious and not to
see the humor. To see the humor other see or respond spontaneously. No,
No, you are the one that you can't see humor if it's smacked
you in the face. Your positive manner, no outlook. I'm saying you
haven't left a joke since you before you went through mental pod don't. I
don't care. You're you're Oh my god, I don't know where that came
from. Smacked after this? Okay, your positive manner, no, and
the outlook. Others feel that you are imposing your will on them and even
interfering in their affairs. Not the last one. Maybe imposing my will maybe
okay. Health analysis, This one's full of crap. Weakenness and your health
caused by the influence of this name center in the head head colds, No
head cold flu. I don't get stacked very often. Head colds, sinnus
conditions, no hay fever, no weak eyes. No, well soon,
you're only twenty two, I guess also you're forty. I still got still
got twenty twenty. Because also your tendency to worry no can lead to insomnia,
no, and other overwrought conditions. No, no, you don't worry
about an nothing. Oh my god, Okay, we deaf. At the
end of our podcast, we say a phrase, so I'll say it first,
then you say it, and then Garrett says and that's how it's how
we sign out. It's really easy. Okay, but first I just want
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thank you for watching and love your podcast. I love your podcast, Eric,
love your podcast. We're starting home. Okay, all right, I'm
sorry. Very important side effect to being named Laura. Sometimes you're a bitch
about Sorry. I'm gonna roll hard. Listen. I'll make sure I get
one thing on Eric just before we wrap this off. Love your podcast,
Love your podcast, Eric, you horse say it, love you, love
you listening. Thank you guys for watching. By