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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks
for telling a friend like Jimmy Schubert. Yeah, comedian Jimmy Schumer. So
I just every once in a while, I like to see what you're up
to. Yeah, So I'll type in Jimmy Schubert in YouTube, I'll type
it into Instagram. I'll type and I always love what comes up. I
watched you in Montreal about that long ago on YouTube. Yeah, I just
you know, I get around, bro, if they speak English and I
worked there, even if they don't, I still work there. I open
the refrigerator door to leg thems on I do fifteen. That's the kind of
entertainer I am. I'm still recovering after that Phillies meltdown. Ah, every
team that beats Milwaukee over the past. I don't remember how many seasons ever
ever makes it to the World Series and as the Diamondbacks and I fucking hate
the Diamondbacks and I don't even know why, but I don't like them.
I haven't liked them for years. Yeah, well, you can't blame them.
I mean, they just they beat the Phillies with singles. And you
know, you know you lived by the home run, you die by the
home run. Couldn't make any adjustments that the bullpen let them down a little
bit, and then the fucking the bats when fucking cold, and you know
you're in the middle of the you know you're in a World Series. You
can't. Can't have that happen. Melt down. Come on, I mean
the Eagles. Eagles are hot, come on, elish Philly shipped to go
Birds like a true filled up sports fan used to getting kicked in the stomach
every time of Championship comes around. Just get your heart ripped and fed.
You look at Cheersberg, you know, I know, Jimmy Schuward is that
comedy at the Carlston for show tonight and then two shows Friday, two shows
Saturday. You know it's funny. You always come around this time of year,
because it was a couple of years ago that you, me and uh
Jimmy Baron went to uh to a Halloween party. I don't know if you
remember this. I took it to somebody's house. We walk in there and
Ippolito, you love this because there's some out of shape guy. He's gone
on a Superman outfit, okay, and it's really saggy and baggy on there.
And I just remember I'm walking behind Jimmy, and Jimmy goes, hey,
soup, you really let yourself go. I just never forget it.
The guy just looks at him and I just burst out laughing. Let's get
some let's get some zoom. Let's get back to the Man of Steel.
Dude, you look great. You look like you haven't changed it all.
I know you've been in movies now. I've seen a couple. I know
there was Poppylar a while ago. Yeah, well, well that Puppy Love
is what happened is that you know the you know, the the the pandemic
hit. So that's just got picked up by c a A. Yeah,
it was just on the Toronto Film Festival on the on the buyer side,
which means they went to sell it, so hopefully they'll get a theater release.
It's a cool movie. Uh. I was just at the Newport Beach
Film Festival. First thing I did called Topper with Brian Collen and Eric Griffith,
isn't it and uh oh really? Yeah? And Mark O'Brien who's on
Perry Mason and City on the Hill and I'm one of his actress that he
was on City on the Hill with a man that Clayton was in. A
great movie, real film, amazing. It was real success in the film
festival. And then I got this movie coming out with Matt Rife at the
Vampire Movie, which is good. December one gets a limited release in about
seven cities and it's called Don't Suck. This is going to go everywhere because
I saw that. I saw the trailer of it. Yeah, and you
are, You're perfect. He's the booker, No, I'm the I'm the
man manager. But you play it so well. Yeah. It was a
culmination of every shitty manager I've ever had a show business. Took a little
piece from this one, a little piece from that one. You can read
about my new book Jimmy Schubert a little more than fifteen percent. And yeah,
but all great movies. And you know it's funny because I it's so
funny to be able to like I moved out of LA. I thought,
you know, this is what I was just going to say to you.
I feel like you've gotten more work in front of the camera since you moved
out of LA. Why why do you think that is? Well, first
off, nobody nobody's doing anything in person anymore, so it doesn't make a
difference where you live. Everything's been I mean, I had I had this,
I was up for this. I had two callbacks to this producer session
for a show called Average Joe on B E T. My friend Rob Cullen
is the show runnerund it's a great, great gritty uh but I was going
to play the white cop who was addicted to heroin. It's and there's a
big backstory. Was great. I wouldn't, I mean, I just I
just want to. I think they secured a little younger on it. But
okay, cool project. I would have loved to get it. Yeah,
but just to even have the opportunity to go an audition to what I mean,
you know, you don't live in LA anymore. And I'm still.
I mean, I've I've never been busier, and I fired all my fucking
agents. Tell me about like when you when you're auditioning now because you're saying,
get you get these callbacks? Are you doing them remotely? Are you
doing that remotely? I don't get me wrong. There's been a strike on
for several months be able to but right up until the strike, I probably
had more auditions than my spare bedroom in my place in Florida than I had
in LA in the last five years. That's insane. And I guess because
everybody's left or whatever the deal is. And I you know, I have
a manager that focuses on that kind of stuff now, so because my personal
appearents schedule takes care of itself, right, But those other opportunities, that's
what I wanted to do. I wanted to be an actor and a comedian
and do that stuff, and so you get those opportunities. I shot a
new special called clown Shoes, which is based off this line that I say,
getting through life today just as a human being, for the time you
get up to the time to make it back home, to get home,
it's it's it's like walking through a minefield and clown shoes. So much fucking
stupidity to worry about getting canceled for a tweet, you know, A yeah,
I mean all like, it's just impossible. That's impossible, you know,
It's it's true. It's like people are so fucking bored today that they
have to look for ship and trouble everywhere. They're just you just must you
rob the fucking little joy I have in my life selfish fucking plots. My
favorite thing to see now on TikTok is the just stop oil people getting run
over. You know, see those people in orange and like in England and
you have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about. No Google, just
stop oil, Okay, okay, It's this whole movement in Europe. They
all wear fucking orange and they literally go out to highways, they go out
on fucking race tracks. What cars are racetrack? Bro? People run these
fucks over. They don't do, they don't care. They glued their fucking
hands to the street and they got to fucking like jackhammer their hands out.
Buddy, I'm telling you there's videos of them there. I just watched one
yesterday, this tractor trailer and there had been ten of these. Just do
you imagine being the stupid first off? I believe all this time and change
horseshit? I mean, look seriously, I mean seriously, how fucking dumb?
Like I could buy fucking ham and cheese and they'll put it in a
plastic bag. I could buy trash bags with your plastic bags and I get
a gallon of fucking o't milk and a plastic container. But you can't give
me a plastic bag to carry on my fucking plastic comb from the fucking I
mean, couldn't we be any It's like, it's the stupidest fucking thing.
Could you imagine being in a restaurant. I'll have the soup, you bring
your own ball. Just ladle the hot liquid into my hands and I'll lick
it off my blistered poms. Going for I get a yogurt, bring your
own count I was just gonna lay on on my back and fill my face
with the soft surfing to like that bout of diabetic coma. I'm just like
you know, I'm with you. I said this yesterday. We had a
conversation the other day about electric cars. I've driven them. They're cool,
they are cool. They're great. You drive them right, your brakes are
gonna last forever. They the acceleration is so quick on those cars. But
the idea of going in New York State to all electric by twenty thirty five
is fucking dumb. We're not sorry, We're not bad news for you,
dude. They outlawed the coandescent light bulb before they had a first suitable replacement.
Look, hey, dumb fox, and I'm talking to you. That's
like you, like these fucking politicians. You you've never done anything except suck
from the company kit. You find problems where there's no problem. You misdiagnosed
the fix the fucking problem that doesn't exist. You charge you more fucking money,
and that's just for it, And then you're not even held accountable for
your fucking dumb, stupid, fucking decision. I swear to God, I
swear to God. Jimmy Schubert twenty twenty four. People couldn't even can't find
their fucking asshole with both hands. So the problem is that I get the
idea. Look, you want to be a good steward of the planet,
Look at make it leave night. You're not doing all that much better with
electric first off, not even first off, you're just not with the charge
and you need gasoline. Have you seen the nine year olds down there at
the bottom of a cold bat vault is mining that ship because you fucking virtues
because you can drive? Why you stripped mind the land at the Earth's core
over there's nine villages, dinerstar patient, but I've I can't. It's just
these fucking people. I don't good look, but it's the logic because to
your point, go back to the just a plastic bag thing. I don't
understand that in New York State because all the things you just listed, and
then there are still some some places that you can get the plastic bags.
I love them for the garbage, uh for my waist basket in the bathroom.
Right, I gotta pay ten cents for the bag. Why take ten
cents for the packs? Because that's off and Gollin stuck in his holey.
Yeah, but I didn't do it, Chage. You made it dime for
world sudden. So we're doing saving the world ten cents of time next month
at a time. Go we get some kevlar vest for the orangued tanks that
living a iron getty from keeping getting poached. Is that what we're doing saving
the world ten cents of the time? Well, I think like the bigger
thing is what's the money. The money somebody's making money off this move somewhere,
And that's the look. The electric car was was created first. The
electric engine came before the gas engine. Why didn't it go? Why didn't
we have that first? Well? How come I didn't go? Because somewhere
there was money. There was money for the gas all of it, All
of this is a giant fucking contrast. And I got news for you.
To fucking dime, I'm paying for the grocery bag. Ain't much of a
fucking the terrant. Let's say I was gonna do some horrible ship with those
plastic bags. Fucking dime wouldn't stop me. Here's two bucks, give me
twenty backs. Keep the groceries, give me the backs. I go right
to the beach, put on a scoop of masks the swim fins, swim
out with the backs, and just jamming him into a dolphins flippered. Still
buy the plastic. True, you can buy the plastic plastic bags at Costco.
All the T shirt bags they say thank you across them. Yeah,
yes, that's where. But that's using for garbage bags in the bedroom.
Oh I got seriously, what's the different case? My mother's got three fucking
dumb you know you said, who's making money office? We all know this
popular grocery store. They just started charging ten bucks for their paper bags,
you know, right after a pandy. You know, home Depot doesn't charge
ten cents for their paper bags. They don't know home deep, I have
a fucking stack. I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, no, Target
doesn't charge, but some people are. Listen. I understand you wanted to
close at midnight, from midnight to six because you realize you're not making ship.
You got employees stand around. I agree with that business decision, but
now making the ten cents on the bag? Come on? Come on?
Yeah, I mean, how much money do you do you need? Right?
You know? I mean, I mean, look at fucking Bill Gates.
Look at Bill Gate. Look, look there's fucking you know what.
I just fucking love somebody with a high powered rifle. Just one of these
take just fucking pump a three oh eight from a fucking or halfway just ruptureus
skull like gallaghery Wait, now why why? Because he's a fucking scumbag.
He's a fucking scumbag. He did the fucking guy. He profited off the
vaccine. People are dying. He's probably buying up all to homeland. He's
releasing mosquitoes, he thinks, so that to make people allergic to me.
You look at it. Look at that fucking motherfighters. He got all this
money, still got the Beatles haircut and those coke bottle glasses. Maybe you
could spend some of that money to him about the peanut allergy. But he's
gotta take Is he behind the plant based meat? I think he is.
Yeah, the plant based meat, which, by the way, is horrible
for you. Yeah, I think it is. It's horrible for you.
Look, you want to be a vegetarani. Look at just people. People
are delusional. At the other day, I'm having fucking buddy with my friend
and you know we're gonna catch up, and he goes, hey, I
had two people coming to James's the reservation. Before these two people invite this
fifth girl. Then it was at seven, all right, all I have
for break was a bullet oatmeal. I'm so hungry, a punch of baby
in the neck. You've been hungry, My blood sugars off. And she
comes in at seven twenty five. Then it was at seven. She was
the twenty five minutes late because she was getting her I don't know what it
is about. The heavier woman gets, the nicer her nails gotta look like
she's holding on with ten cuticles of dignity before she lets go over and I
was like, bitch. I was like, bitch, I don't even give
a fuck if you have fingers. All right, I want to order some
food. She goes, hold on, I'm a picky eater, which I'm
not buying because, as I said before, she's a little the larger side.
And she goes, well, I'm a vegetarian. I go, no,
you're not. I mean I dated a vegetarian. They're SKINNYI they're gaunt
or kneemic, they're gassy, they're horrible people. This is a vegetarian right
here, And this is oh way from a vegetarian. You may be a
carp before or a desertedarian. Some way in hell, you are a vegetarian.
I always said it, well, because you know, trying to be
a nicer person. I know people are so delusional. People are so like,
if you want to eat a plant based just eat the real stuff.
Yeah, yeah, and she's great salaries. You burn more calories eating it
then you get from it. Celery is a negative calori for you. It's
I think I learned that from people, right, I think I learned that
five you eat celto two calories and one stick of celery. But if you
eat it, it takes your body ten calories to process it, so you
lose weight when you eat celery. I mean you could kill yourself eating celery
if that's all you fucking ate. I mean, take a long time,
but you could do it. Death by celery. Oh no, you know,
I was going to do some research. Sellery does have one good use
according to Peter North. Apparently you know. Peter North is a male porno
star who's no for the amount of fluid that comes out during the climate's quite
substantial, pretty impressive, but he does on a consistent basis. Last year
is in Vegas Atype Video Awards and he asked him, He said, Peter,
what's your secret? He said, I eat lots and lots and lots
of celery. It's a water based vegetable, actions a natural viagars. It
just fills me up. I don't have a joke. I'll just pass along
the information. You know, you put that on a shopping You put it
on a shopping list for a special casions, birthdays and a verse region.
At the high end, meaty money shot, you pick up some money,
you'd be shooting flies off the ceiling with this. I so these guys came
in, Kevin. They were standing outside the door. They look at me
and go, what happened to your face? So so I went to a
new dermatologist. I have to go every six months. I had a melanoma
like a while ago. Insurance change. Got to go to the new doctor.
So I go in there today and uh, A young young right now,
I'm in my early fifties. Let me ask you a question. Yes,
as you carry I want to ask your question. Do you use sunscreen
on your face? I have? I do now? I do now,
but I didn't when I was younger. What kind of sunscreen? I know?
Like seventh Peter sunscreen? Is that the best mineral? I think mine
is because all that other stuff is Class A cautiones. The amount of exposure
to the sun has gone down a lot in these country, but the rate
of skin cancers is up because people are covering themselves and those chemicals your skin
spoking on your body and you're smearing. I didn't like it either, but
I tell you I went and used this minimal based sunscreen. I spent a
day and the end was you're Irish like me. It's like, I'm almost
fucking invisible. What are you talking about it? Anyway, I stand and
getting the tennis. If we get a mellow nom and it all goes together,
right, thanks in about six weeks to live. I mean, like
a SPF two point fifty when you squeezed the tube of longs leaf turtleneck pops
out, Bubba boy, go outside and joys of fresh air. I can't.
Well, I'm that a dark haired Irish family, like everybody's from Ireland,
right, So I've got the fair skin and freckles and moles like all
over. So I gotta strip down. So it's a young girl who comes
in and says to me, here's the robe open in the back. Go
down just to your undergarments. The doctor will be in. Well I didn't
know. It was the doctor and her two females and they got it,
I mean, And so the woman goes, you can leave your underwear on.
They've got cameras, lights, they're checking. The next thing I know,
my ass is out, my boss checking with lights are all around it.
It's the most humiliating thing I've ever had happened. And then there was
like one to answer question. You got these two yet? Were you stiffer
to the gains? Were you stiffer than the game? A sailor? Or
Ricky Martin concert. I thought it was a melanoma. This is where like,
I know, there's nothing. It's like you kind of go into just
no man's lang. You're just sort of they're not even human. Man.
I can't I I you know, it's a doctor. It's I felt very
awkward, very uncomfortable. And then they found this white thing. So they
did a biopsy and she said you gotta keep it covered, and I go,
this is great. I'm walking around in the first thing you got a
herb. I was fucking looking in the window. I was like, what
kept First off, what kind of fucking band aid is that they gave me?
I forgot it was on my face And that's not even like a fucking
band aid or Adjason and Johnson brand like a white foam around the bottom of
it look at like a brown marker and colored the back of it, and
so it look like a mole. Hey, John boy, what's going on?
Night night, chot boy, get from the walls had the giant mole
and not for nothing. The sun has been down for about two hours.
You can pop that fucking bandied. He was a couple of months ago.
There it is, there, you go, there, we are normal.
Now. It looks so you tell yourself shaved. Tell yeah, no,
it looks like you yourself shaven. Yeah, that's all right. There you
go. Now look at this better. Dan just showed up. That's nice.
So, Jimmy Winder, what other projects are you working on besides is
there anything new? No? I got a I got a new hour special
what we're ending right now, I've got a new album coming out. So
on top of the three films, and like Jesus, and just trying to
hang in there and fucking hang on, you know me, and trying to
stay relevant, you know, in this fucking shitty business we call show decorating.
No, it's just no, it's you know, I'm just I'm believing.
I'm fortunate the opportunities, you know, very lucky to be able to
still fucking work and do all this sh Yeah, well, and where are
you are you doing? Mostly out of Florida or all over the country?
No, I do all over the country. You know. I got.
I got corporate events. I do casinos, I do theaters, I do
comedy clubs. And you know, just whatever. You know, you ask
a lot of questions. You got a subpoena for Christ. No, I
don't have mean, I just I just want people to know that, you
know, because the movie stuff I think it's is fantastic. I don't remember
having that many projects at one time. No, no, I don't.
I don't know what happened, like like COVID kind of ship everything. And
I don't know what. You got better shape I got. I lost a
little weight, Yeah, you know. And I got my knees replaced.
Did you really? I got the surgeon, he said, I get to
you get buy two knees, you get a third, one three. So
I hadn't put the knee join in the middle of my pecker, And now
I can suck around corners now, so I'm rocking and rolling break. No,
I got my knees done. I've been doing hot yoga. I do
hot yoga. Three days a week. It's in the hot room with a
guy that meditation, which is great. You know you stand next to you,
you really do this. I fucking do hot yoga. I take fucking
ice bass like you're fucking like a like a fiend. Okay, yeah,
all right, I've been fasting, which I'm telling you is really good for
you. Yeah, but the first couple ware wait wait, wait, wait,
how all this news shifts start with one and then work. Okay,
because this is a whole new you almost like a new This is don't give
me that face you're looking at me like no, because this is like Jimmy
who was part of I mean, look, you came up with, you
were one of the Sam bro If you're the same guy after twenty years,
you fucking wasted twenty years. You know you're gonna grow. By the way,
here, we just went to Tony D's had one of everything, and
then we were talking about how how much everybody could drink at the table,
and he was like, yeah, point two seven, I'm okay to drive.
I'm like, yeah, this because you fucking grew up with Sam Kennyson
blasted lines. Yeah, but damnit, doing drink it every day? And
now you're doing hot yoga and then and dinner MINUTEFESTI which, by the way,
the first couple of days I had to set the clock back three times.
But it does. What are you going sixteen hours not eating and then
eight hours? Yeah, I do the same. I'm on a caveman died.
This morning. I got up and I had some pterodactyl. It's fucking
delicious. I was eating the banana with my foot this morning. It's a
new caveman diet of Come on to ask me serious questions. No, I
want to know. So I do you do even twelve hour fast, fourteen
or sixteen hours, depending on what you're sting to doing? The sixteen and
I just have it for all while I have for dinner is a nice hot
fucking ribbi. Yeah, no shit, I cook it with rosemary and garlic.
I just had to fucking meat. I drink water. I used to
Celtic sea salt my water, and I have a shake I use I put
in my shake. I use Irish sea moss, very mineral dense, ninety
two minerals that the body needs on a regular basis. I put bladder rack
and burdock group with it. Which are also blood cleaning stuff. And then
I put soursop, which is the Latin American fruit to put the chemotherapy industry
out of business, a banana, some cash ewe milk, and some college
your can you put this online so if somebody could copy it? But that's
but that's it. I mean, I just do the research. But I
but I have that shake after I get back from yoga and I eat it
five thirty I'm done eating. I get up in the morning, I do
yoga. Sometimes I'll go to how good do you feel? Because I honestly
got you. It's the best I've seen you look. It's the best i've
seen you look. But I still look like a hit in the head with
a bag of fucking nickels. But other than that, how do they get
the milk out of the cashew? I can get some small fingers. That's
that's That's what. That's the thing we were talking about. Early human beings
are just happy that the cashew is just a cashew, a delicious nut.
It produces a bacteria which fights gum decay and tooth decay. No, they
had to turn it into a milk. The cashwsuse what it's not enough.
I'm not enough for you just being a nut. You gotta make fucking milk
beat. I mean, it's a milk plus all the choices, fucking lactose.
Fucking you know what did you start? The ice bath? The ice
bath I started doing I was doing some research about the saunas and and shocking
the system. The ice bath, you just jump in. You get it
down to about thirty seven to forty two degrees and stay in for three and
a half minutes. I'm telling you, it's a mental toughness that I love
that you go I'm not getting out. I'm not and just you just gonna
breathe through it. And it's also pushes through, pushes the fluid through your
lymph system, cleans it out. It raises your human growth hormone. It
raises your dopamine dopamine, yes, dopamine hours shit. And it's great.
And instead of like another thing like like doing saunas, but instead of doing
it like over the course of three days, you do it one day,
like Monday, I'd say, thirty minutes, ten minutes off, thirty minutes
ten minutes off. Another thing, shocks the system, puts your your body
is capable of doing amazing things. And it's just you just have to feed
to put the right stuff in. Yeah, yea, and kind of and
then and put your the hot yoga. The guided meditation. Meditation is unbelievable.
This is see. This is the ship that that I I love hearing
you say because all this stuff. I don't do the ice bath. I
do a cold shower first thing I do when I wake up. No,
I get it. I get it. Yeah. I used to do cold,
cold showers, but too much of it. If the cold shower is
the cold shower is the cold, and the ice bath is the flu.
I mean, it's like it's like it's like you know else, it's addicted
to it. I just started Dana White talking about him. He actually has
the ice bath thing shipped in and then he gives it to the crew,
which he used. He's so addicted to the iceman because the raises. You
don't mean thirty percent, yeah, but common. Yeah, but a combination
of all these things on top of the fact that you don't drink I mean
I drink water and coffee. Yeah. I run my water through a five
level filtration system. I run through a bridge of filter and then I run
through A five levels. You're kidding. No, I'm not home, and
we're talking about plastics earlier. I I defy you. I dare you to
not have your food interact with plastics ever. You know it's impossible, and
but you know, then you and look in all the ship when you when
you start to go down these rabbit as he runs fucking margarine. Margarine is
like fucking poison that the FDA approved for our usage for some because somebody bought
somebody off or something. That's straight up poison. You think you're doing yourself,
not the people who used margin of thirty five to forty five percent greater
chance of getting canceled, because that's twenty seven of the same ingredients as fucking
paint. The shit they put in your kids fucking cereals for it, and
it's poison. It's it's it's one of your kids got ADHD. He's got
fucking yellow dying number five, Red dye number six, he's got the you
know, it's all fucking point, the poisoning your us. The food's not
the same as when we grew to fucking so years ago. I did a
diet that was designed for people who had type two diabetes, and it was
one of these things, and you know you're probably familiar with them. To
thirty pounds forty days is what they guarantee. I lost about that. In
forty days, you're eating about five hundred calories. I got to tell you
how much better I felt, and how much I realized food just poisonous and
sugar, how bad it is just peanut butter. After I went back,
I was fucking bloated. Let me tell let me tell you something I loved.
Fasting, yea is the best tool. They talked about the shit in
the Bible. It is like prayer and fasting, and white guys would do
that. The body starts eating all the bad shit first, so you get
down to a state of casis. You get like, if you did it,
let's say you did a seventy two hour dry fast. I'm not even
talking about water. I'm talking about another seventy two Talking about your body would
reset your entire immune system. It would reset your entire immune system. It's
not it's not even a joke. Have you done that? No, I've
gone forty eight hours. I've done I've done forty eight hours with no water
anything. No, And I wouldn't. I would go longer. But even
forty eight hours is enough to Yeah, but just you know, you gotta
to fucking an entire weekend. Yeah, nothing is christ I remember weekends in
your past. Hey, I've done enough that it's time to take care.
No, you look, That's what I'm saying, is you look great?
Now? What about the meditation stuff? When you say these guided meditation,
what are they? What are they? Well, it's well, I do
raja yoga, which means royal yoga, and it's not it's not vinyasa,
it's not this. Yeah, but it's more of a more kind of a
meditation focused yoga. You're still doing difficult moves and holding them in a hot
room. You're sweating like a Gerbil in his way to a key West Petschaft.
But and you know, and you got all these hot chicks and the
Lulu Lemons, you know what I mean. Uh, one minute she's standing
there, next thing she's humor or agami and a pair of tites, you
know what I mean? So uh but yeah, so and the guy who
leads a class and giving you a guy of meditation and talk about stuff.
But the fact that you go inside your own brain and just go, that's
not serving me anymore. And I just kind of focus on just you start
to you're able to rearrange the furniture in your own head. That creates a
positive self talk and stuff like that, and just all kinds of other benefits
and start learning about like manifesting and putting your your desires with an emotional kind
of thing and just going and a visioning you know, the future or life
that you want to have, and it just it just it puts a whole
different spin on it. Okay, So this is all the ship that I
like you. You're you're you're speaking everything I say on this podcast. Yeah,
because I do. Uh, I get up in the morning. I
always meditate for fifteen minutes. And meditation I think people have a bad idea
about it, Like you got to sit across. I just sit in a
chair, and all I do is you don't even have to concentrate, just
on breathing. Find a hum in the room, you get a thought,
just wipe it up like it's in your you know, like on your iPhone
and it's gone. Try to keep your just as quiet well yet and it's
so good for you. Yeah, but you know The other thing too,
is to binaural beats on YouTube. You punch them on the TV and the
neural beats, the vibration, the music, the frequencies, and you just
kind of put that on the background and just let you go and you drop
deep in. I'm microdosing too, which helps you drop right into that deep
microdosing with what mushrooms. So much of the mushrooms, it's not a full
dose, no no, no, it just opens the doors and get you
get your access so you can drop in deeper on your meditation. And I
tell you that the research they've done on psilocybin mushrooms with the post traumatic stress
disorder and trauma and healing the brain, it also rewires your brain. It
makes you uh you know, just it just makes me more creative. I
write better, I just everything. It just gives you an edge. So
since you've been doing all this and you talk about manifestation, all this other
shit's happened for you. Yeah, I was a dumpster fire before. No,
I don't think you ever were a dumpster fire. And I don't mean
it that way. I'm just going I mean, look, I remember you
were in all these the Italian job and sister and missus Smith you had there
were I would always go, there's Jimmy, you know, you pop up
for a second. But now like in this mat rifele, you got a
big debt. I mean, you're a main character. Well it's it's uh
yeah, you know, it's it's fun to do, you know. And
the other thing is since I left LA which is really fucking expensive, and
you know, I mean my bills were like half of what I was spending
in rent and all this other stuff. So you could do some of these
passion projects which you know in these movies were paying big money. They were
like, you know, they cover you were like, you know, you
get your daily rate plus all your taxes too. Gotta be someone's better.
Yeah, exactly. So sixteen thousand dollars a year just in taxes, you
know, because there's no state tax on it, right. But it just
also it afforded me to be able to take some time off. I could
take a couple weeks off and go work on a movie, yep, and
do that stuff. And so that's what's plus. You know, everything's being
shot in Atlanta. Now sixty to eighty television production of being shot in Atlanta
it's the new Hollywood. I mean people have built you know, sound stages
up there, and and uh, you know that's I believe me. That's
the goal is to get something that shoots in Atlanta. See fly up there
for fifteen weeks, shoot fly back to Florida. I would love that.
That's that's my I'm putting that out there into the universe. That's what I
want. And because everything is you know, filmed in the movies are being
filmed down there. Now, it's right to work state. It's a you
know, so I think I think, I really do think I was just
in Los Angeles. I think Los Angeles has done I really do. I
think it's it's because they're just never going to recover. There's there's homelesses everywhere.
It's like there's certain parts of Philadelphia that the same way with these people
are just walking under zombies. They're dead, they just haven't fallen over yet.
You know, these cops are telling me that they go down there,
people are so drug a mother daughter hooker team and so strung out, like
like what say you talk about you talk about you know, what's fucking shoot
me? But it's twenty five years ago. Be here we'd be blasted lines
and now we're standing in line for Starbucks. You know what I mean,
it's just like fucking the change in us. But the change. But he
said, you know you changed. But I'm I'm listening to all this stuff
you say and that you know, will you throw? You say manifest and
then I look at what you've manifest? Ship works? It does? You
know? People the words abra cadabra, Yes, what you're used in magic
as our meaning word means adam, which means I speak, so it exists,
I speak it into existence. That's what it kind of spell. When
it's called spelling, it's called spelling spelling words because the things you say are
really important. What you say, and if you realize what you say and
what your thoughts are, you wouldn't just think or say anything. I always
say, but careful what you ask for, even if you just put it
into the universe by yourself, because it'll come true if you're you know,
if you're if you're vibrating on that high level. I mean, you can't
be shooting Heroin, No, no, banging hookers. Yeah, I'm on
a manifest. His wife, you know, you gotta be working on it.
And you gotta because you know, like you do that floor ride in
your toothpaste, it calcifies your pianal gland, which is the way for you
to connect with the universe. I think I just when I realized that I
woke up one day and I realized I didn't fucking know anything. I didn't
Everything I thought I knew to be true was fucking bullshit, every fucking last
little bit of an organized religion. You know, you go back into certain
histories about the Anaki or the Nuki, we want to say, the ancient
Egyptians, the things that these people were doing that they were maybe uh,
I just not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the
Catholic Church and or organized religion. Like you know, I think we're fucking
divine spiritual beings. I think we're sent here like this is like a can't
like this is like the planet on Earth is a real tough assignment for a
spirit. You're sent here. You gotta figure some shit out. You get
to pick I think you get to pick your family and your thing. You
get to see your mischig. Go, okay, you want to go do
it? If I go do it, and you go down, but you
also kind of elevate to that and you're gonna learn shit. I think,
where where did all this come from? For you? What was the ie
anything? And I just think I think things resonate with me and other things
don't. Yeah, you know, I read a book by a guy named
Brian Weiss, and this guy was an academic taught at the was a head
of psychiatry, a suitor Miami Sinai Hospital is a and he started doing these
things. He was doing these people like he would figure out we do like
life regressions with people and they can find out like, oh, seven,
this traumatic incident happened at seven, and you suppressed it and now it's coming
forth. So it was something bad happened and you think you forgot the memory
of it, and that's why you're having this poblem currently like the last.
But what happened was he had this client and he says in the thing,
she goes this client is probably not like other people, but but he would
take her back to shit and he couldn't find anything, so nothing was coming
up. And then he goes out, let's go back a little further.
But he was very careful the way he did it. And next thing you
know, she starts talking about her feet where you're at because it's sandy,
it's hot, because she was she was in another life. And he goes,
what are you because it's hot, it's I'm wearing sandals, it's the
sand. What do you see? You see you know a lot of And
he started like talking her through this thing, and he would lead them on
like enough to where until it got to be pain fall. I think she
drowned or something in that lifetime. And then so he started like from this
fascinating He thought maybe she was like schizophrenic or there was something fucking other wrong
with her. But in between these lifetimes, he was working for over like
a course of a month and a half, and she was able to recall
when she was between lives, really like she was between lives. She goes,
where are you now? She goes, I'm with the masters. He
was whether they want you to know? Because they they want they And he
was able to like answer this question, and she said that love is the
most powerful force on the planet. That love is and then she says to
this guy, and this is what fucking knocked him out of his chair.
She said, they want you to know that your son Agvam, which is
the Hebrew name for Adam because he is named after his father, said,
who was born with the heart of a chicken. He had heart problems.
He was born with the heart of a chicken, so his heart was backwards
and he had passed away. And there's no way that this girl could have
access to this information. And the guy I'm getting chills right now as they
say, and the guy just fucking comes out of the fucking seat. No
way she could have known this. But you know, he was an academic.
He wrote the book. It took him five years to publish the book
because didn't want to get left at academic. It changes his course his career.
But I think I think that, you know, you start things that
make sense like that. Why would the guy fucking make the ship up?
You know? And it sounded legit, and he wrote a couple other books,
all the same subject matter. But I don't, you know, I
guess I don't believe any fucking single thing these cocksuckers say to me. In
fact, my new mantra is the less I listen to government health advice,
the healthier become less I listened health advice the healthier I become. I don't.
I don't. I don't believe I fuck the word these motherfuckers saying I
just don't. And so I had to go. Now I gotta go do
my own research and almost fucking everything on news stories. I gonna be my
own reporter, you know, I mean to be your own doctor. I
wouldn't trust these motherfuckers as far as you can throw them. I would go
and go go see a pill pusher. You wrought to go see a guy
on the street and see these fucking people, number of pill pushers, and
you know, you've realized that, you know, things like Alzheimer's and dementia
or physician created disease because they put all these people in these statins in the
seventies. These are cholesterol lowering medications that you know. Your brain sits in
a pocket fluid made of cholesterol. Your body creates new cells in an environment
of cholesterol. It's not fucking bad. The body produces fucking cholesterol. You're
taking cholesterol lowering medications that two fifty numbers fucking bullshit. I'd love to see
one fucking scientific, fucking report that says it's bad. It's not it's fucking
horseshit. And they sold you out and they put you on these statin medicates.
Now, there was a fucking explosion of Alzheimer's and demensia in the eighties
because all these people were taking these fucking medications. It's fucking these I wouldn't
fucking trust these motherfuckers as far you think it's okay to butcher children. Oh
yeah, you think it's okay, you're and when they look back on this,
it's what's the difference between this is what the Nazis did. Tell me,
you're fucking butchering fucking children. He can't vote, but he can said
decide he wants a fucking gene right right, they cut my dick, buff,
I mean your you're you know, I gotta tell you it's gross.
But then again, follow the money because every kid the transition, that means
it's a million dollars the big farmer over the course of their lifetime to get
all the drugs, they'll need to walk around and pretend that this fucking fantasy
you can pay, okay if they sights so, you know, okay,
I mean, I'm sorry, you're fucking you know. I mean it's like,
look, I'm supposed to believe the science of science, but not the
biology of science. So you're picking the science of the vaccine but not the
science of biology or the science I get to do what. Okay, you're
fucking mentally ill. And what they don't tell you. Sixty eight percent of
the people fully transition commits suicide. Yeah, because there's no way the human
body is meant to process all those fucking poisonous chemicals you ject. Now,
I'm a comedian and I know all this, So what the fuck? How
can you not know it? Well, even if you have a little sled
sliver of gray matter between your fucking years, you can just figure this shit
out. Yeah. I always think that sometimes the truth these days is coming
from comedians, you know, to further society gifts some truth. All they
hate those who speaking Yes, yeah, yeah, I mean look, Bill
Hicks was one, right, you got your pel You these guys are,
I mean, you would iroll on a thing, I send it to you,
I send me in the text? Is success as this man? This
man? Yes, they said, this man, this man dismantles. Why
oh why, They'll never be the CRI for cancer. But I'm like,
why this man? Because they didn't do the researches. They couldn't even research
the clip to fucking find out it was Jimmy fucking Schubert, right, A
man, this guy must have did some deep research. He must have done
some deep, deep research. He probably stolen from my fucking Instagram page.
Could give me credit. A man, says a man, A plankless,
faceless man in the crowd in the dark says, fucking people. But I
love that you're that this is the the I don't know if it's the new
you, the evolved you. I'll say the evolved involved you and new me.
I know I ain't going back. No, I ain't going back.
And I think you know, I just I just you know, once you
once you're fucking you know, once you wake up, you're not You're never
gonna go back, it says, I just think it's it's sucking criminal.
I love that, you know. These these people we call them, these
people that run our country are fucking absolute fucking animals. They don't give a
talk about you. They're laundering money into Ukraine. It's fucking embarrassing. If
you had one successful laundry operation going, let's open another one in Israel.
You know there are all these wars. These banks they're because they're happening,
because they want it to happen. These banks loan money to the balast in
the inside they learn money. As they learn money to the rallies, they
get the fucking fight out and murder each other. Warfare as a whole is
man's failures of thinking mammal to fucking resolve a situation. It's fucking gross,
and you're killing fucking kids because you think your side's better than you're fucking You're
absolutely out of your mind. You lost your fucking mind. We're all connected.
We live in this fucking planet, which is a giant human ecosphere,
and what hurts the guy on the other side of the world hurts me as
well. And until you know, we get that fucking straight. We got
a visible borders and invisible things and religions and I gotta fucking hate. I
mean, it's just hate from fucking pass down from generation to generation. It's
a four thousand year old, fucking tribal fucking disapute. It goes back,
you know, some fucking twat and the fucking Starbucks on fucking Lebray Avenue put
the big Red Stone or on the back of her fucking laptop that her daddy
bought her so she could cruise through some fucking basic courses of the community college.
Fucking save Palestine. I can't even have a cup of coffee. We'll
have some fucking talk. Really, can I just fucking have a cup of
coffee to learn? But I'm sure. Let me get on the phone with
the Israeli leadership. Let's fucking shut it down, fellows, because roll me
and Michelle over here, fucking le Bray decided that fucking back up the settlements.
It's clear it out. I mean, this stuff is so bad,
Jimmy, that I'm seeing like pictures of women ripping down posters of missing children
and ripping them up like a going because that's evil that these are kids and
it's the women who have I mean, come on, let me tell you
something, because they've all been indoctrinated. You sent her off to college education
instead, she got indoctrinated by a bunch of fucking fucking irresponsible fucking you're not
teaching me anything. You're not You're not teaching these kids anything. You fucking
indoctrinate them. You're you're a fucking animal. You had a responsibility to educate
your fucking tell me how, tell me how. There's not one fucking class
to teach kids how to cook, not one call like the month for Wait,
there's not a class you could work in about how to teach the kids
how to feed himself. So maybe you could eat healthy or do some basic
human shit like civility, like how to do some critical thinking. Oh no,
I mean, you know, look at the curriculum. It's fucking nineteen
forty seven curriculum is it was made up by the fucking Nazis to teach kids
how to be a good worker. Be I must go to work, I
can take good tests. I watch TV. I am completely programmed to work
and make other people run wealthy besides myself. You know, it's fucking it's
stupid. Why do you think they call it program when the fucking TV it's
a fucking idiot box. Throw it in the trash can. That's how the
poison gets in your fucking house. Tell me about the microdosing. Where do
you get it from? Can you buy it online? You know I got
a guy. No, well, I'm kidding, but like, look in
Washington State, it's a psychedelics your legal but I know. I know a
guy in Washington State who grows. Here's what he does. He puts a
psilocybin with lion's mane, like he bands. He blends the lionsushrooms. Agree,
mushrooms are mushrooms in the sun or the fucking life gear. Let me
tell you something. People avoid the sun. Soun's good. You just go
at the right time of day. It gives life to everything. Plants lean
towards it. I for that, you know, I mean everything. It
helps I think. But because we're fair skin, we gotta go in the
morning and get it, or on a walk, or you get it like
as the sun setting. I can't be laying out there at twelve o'clock hamming
at babe. You don't want to get colonel. I want to be in
George Hamilton. It's not gonna. It's not gonna going after George Hamilton here.
You gotta you gotta be a guest lecturer out of college? Is that
because this was phenomenal? Oh well, this whole thing Knowledgeville problems with the
purpose. Say that on purpose it will be just like a video like Peterson
showing up or you know some of the Yeah, let's let's letsten. Here's
the thing truth, here's the problem. Look. Look, you know you
got to do your own research. You know this information if you want to
walk around and be stupid. God bless you, because I know the Kardashians
make it look easy. Like you can go to iTunes University. You could
sit in the back of the room and watch financial lectures, yeah, and
civics lectures all for free on iTunes. You just forget ted talks, uh
YouTube the fucking there's a there's a thing called uh other stuff to teach you
how to use technology, like if you want to be a fucking idiot today,
God bless you. You know I read books, you know, I
mean like I'm a voracious reader anyway. I love to read, uh,
you know, Hemingway and all. But also from other generations of people who
built society, not people who are interested in tearing it down because they're fucking
idiots. But well, I always I always appreciated comics in general, because
you can't make the jokes without the knowledge. Comics are often written off as
well they were the class clown, they were this, but they were no
they were the smart kids in the best way. Comedy clips were the last
ones say I get open during the pandemic because they were comedians, were the
ones telling the truth about how stupid it was that you can go to the
New York Beer Project please to be pet because it's in a fucking yellow zone,
but the comedy Carlson was in a fucking red zone. And then we
were the We were the last business that was allowed to be old. I
didn't know that. Yeah, it's interesting. We were literally Jimmy came into
this show car Yes park people to shut us down. That was the first
listen to that tell you the truth Bill. If you think about this,
that was the largest gathering in the world. That we're the first people to
do that. We're the first people the poker. We all looked at each
other. There was three hundred fucking cars out there with people and I and
we all looked at each other. The largest fucking gathering. Nobody was doing
ship. Nobody was doing ship. We were the first people and we all
were like, holy funk, this is the largest gathering in the world.
Was that your idea? Well, it was. There was four of us
that came up with it. We were like, should we do like a
radio and you could tune the radio to like a frequency and they could sit
in the car and just listen to it. It was fucking perfect because we
were gonna do drive up roast where people drove up and we would fucking pick
on them. Hey fan, you know. But but instead we were like,
no, let's actually do a show. Yeah, we boasted over the
radio. You know, Viny's perfect intelligent with that ship so Instaid is and
then boom. Vinnie is great with that. But Jimmy, you're the perfect
guy because you'll just do it. You don't care like you said you'll do
fifteen minutes. Went to Tennis. Dad did some fucking shoots. I was
doing jokes in the fucking war zone and getting off the back of the chopper,
I get the helmet on the vest. Who are you what the comedians?
He goes, what are you doing here? Like this sucks? He's
like they traveled. He goes, you should have been here about this time
yesterday and they were showing us. That must suck. He goes, not
really, they're not very good shots. Come on, I need a patch.
He just circling making sure nothing come off. Who was on that tour
with you? It was Drew carry Yeah, I thought Carrie, Steve Burne,
Steve burn Petro Vanars, Dave Mordall, and myself and we were just
dropping. We're doing somebody forward operating bases, somebody's Special Forces bases. Because
they all had beards, and because they were negotiating with the fucking feudal landlords
there and over there, they judge a man, uh it was virility by
the veracity of his beard. You know. They were like, you know,
there's like, we cannot the business. He does nothing but cannot grow
get the way you know, they beard to fucking negotiame with these motherfuckers to
sit at the tribal fucking the meeting. But yeah, it was cool.
Shit, it's a crazy ship. Plus I get more out of it,
like you know, you just I know that some of those motherfuckers were like,
man, anything besides fucking going out, Like you know, he's talking
to his one group of dudes and one guy had that fucking bandage on his
chin. He's just smoke a cigarette. He had that fucking fucking gaze,
you know, And the dude comes back and goes, Yeah, they gets
cut in the firefight. We were fucking pinned down pretty good. He goes
and this motherfucker come over to hill. There was about forty well trained fucking
insurgents coming over to hill and we were fucking pinned down and these motherfuckers,
thank god, came over the flank on him and just put them on the
fucking run, which left them to get up and they all started. They
were able to out of it, but the dude called a little fucking shrapnel
in the chin. But I'm just sitting there talking to her, going,
glad I could show up with do some dick jokes. Glad I could.
Hey man, it's the greatest thing to take your mind off. The first
time I was in China, I was in the Woosha Wushi Whoshi, China,
and it was uh I was doing this little fucking English pub out there.
Because people don't realize it's like these communities of like twenty five thousand expats,
they all speak English and they're in fucking China, and whether they're college
kids teaching English to the Chinese or contractors or people over there working. And
so there was this kid in the audience and he was just fucking high end
laughing. He was over there doing an intern He was in China for like
three months because I'm so fucking homesicking because this was fucking great. This was
fucking great, so you know, you know, But anyway, the last
three years especially, people come up to you after a showing God, I
fucking thank you so much. Like people forget how how much laughter is a
part of your mental well being. Be able to laugh and have fucking like
it's fucking healthy for you. Man. It's it's you gotta laugh and create
crass oxygen. It just you in another place. Well, oxygen is the
biggest thing. It's what your body needs to People forget what it's like just
to let go of the fucking thing and be able to laugh, you know,
and people like I tell you, I can tell you, there's a
been a big difference in how much people appreciate it now because they they weren't
able to do it for like two years or two and a half years or
three years. Even everything started to come back slow, but people were like,
fuck, I forgot how much I missed fucking laughing like that. So
one of my favorite moments with you was on the radio, calls up and
he says something dumb, and then Jimmy goes, hey, you like liver
worst than the can. Yeah, he goes, what do you like liver
worst in the can? He goes, actually, yeah was Cabasa. He
goes, yeah, you like combasa in the can? He goes, yeah,
whatever it was. And I just was in that moment that I laughed
my ass off and I go Jimmy schuer But today, man, you were
just a more evolved guy. It's the same guy, the funniest ship,
funnier than I think you've ever been. Massager Pollo for Christ. Yes,
I appreciate it. Do you have a book? Are you gonna write a
book? No? No, Well, you know I've been thinking about I've
been drotting some stuff down. It's it's gonna be an unauthorized autobiography Jimmy Schubert.
I finally overcome my crippling shy. I think I'm joking that's the name
of the book. But yeah, I just you know, I just uh,
it's just you know, when I got out of California, when I
moved out of Los Angeles during the pandemic, and I was able to is
that went on, you did all started doing the ice bats and all this
ship and all that stuff, because I was just I was able to you
know, I had to leave California to move to Florida so I could afford
to be a California Yeah, I don't know, because I understand what you're
saying yoga, but I mean yes, But also it's this is free medicine.
I mean, this is real medicine. This is fucking ice passes,
it's real medicine. Meditation is real medicine. Walking in the sun is real
medicine. Meditating is real fucking medicine. Drinking fucking your your a lot of
fucking water every day is self care. So getting eight hours of sleep is
a real fucking That's the best thing you could do. Ever. Get the
fucking eight man at the fucking eight he's getting it anymore unless you're watching it
down with a two ambient with a twelve year old Scotch. You know what
I'm saying, who's getting I'm not kidding it right, But I sleep like
Rip Van Winkle. Now I worked the snooze button like Rip Van Wink.
What so what I was gonna say? I know, you gotta be on
stage about a half hour. There is this show that I got so mad
at watching. It's a It's the Blue Zones on Netflix. It's all about
people who live to be one hundred and the reason in these different parts of
the world, and the reason is all the ship you just said, and
I go the We've had the fucking answer forever, but now I swear to
God, I'm gonna read the Blue Zone diet and the Blue Zone this.
Why don't I got fucking pissed off? Why don't take don't they teach you
to you? Let me ask a question. Why? Why Why is my
foot well they're showing it to you, dock vegetables without the poison on them?
Why is it more expensive for me to buy good for the puisse or
that side past aside? It's fucking a side like suicide and holicide. It's
the filk and killing you with that ship. Can I get the food without
the poison on it? Would that be okay? Take us are available at
Carlson Comedy dot Com. He's got five shows this week Tonight at seven thirty,
Tomorrow it's seven and nine pm and Saturday seven nine pm. That's Carlson
Comedy dot Com. I'll be right back. We will take them oment.
Jimmy, I know you gotta go. I love seeing you. Thank you
too, Bill gentlemen, nice meeting you, thanks for having me on you
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way, hey bo, breaths cancer is a racket. Oh. I prayed
nothing happens though in your circle of friends though with that racket, Dan,
I thank you, buddy, and be sure to like and subscribe to bilified
whoever you do. No, no, that's a deep listener. Yeah,
it's a destener who didn't listen. Ticking on you now, I will say
to you, breast cancer awareness has become a racket. Not breast cancer.
No, I know, not the cure for that, but people are only
for the cure. Well, can't we find a cure for everything? Though?
That's just breast cancer, I know, but that's something serious. And
he hit the walk off. What do you what are you talking about?
It's breast cancer is a racket. I didn't say breast cancer wasn't a racket.
I said the whole breast cancer awareness I have on you. Once you
whittle it down, how much money are they really getting out of this?
For reason? That was always my uh that's the point I was making.
I used to get upset when they had the band's codo a certain bar and
we're going to raise money for nine to eleven. Oh gosh, this is
a big deal back when I mean we're going back during nine to eleven nine
eleven, But it was like, hey man, and we're given the door,
Well that's great, but then please be honest that the bar is making
money. So as you're going there with the intention of do you understand what
I'm saying, like to almost to what Jimmy Schuber was saying, think a
little deeper on this stuff. And I guess, I guess maybe who cares.
But at the same time, I sometimes you want to make sure where
your money's going is where it goes. That's why when a lot of charities
say things like I've done a lot of work with charities over the years,
and when they say things like the money stays local, I think that's a
really important thing. I think it's very important for people to be aware that
because a lot of times, like the breast cancer for example, And I
think that's the reason why people say things like it stays local is there's administrative
cost. And I'm not saying there shouldn't be. You need somebody who is
a trained organizer, a CEO to run something of that level, right,
to really keep it organized. Yes, you do, and that person does
deserve to be paid. And whatever they negotiate and whatever is agreed upon is
what it's agreed upon. But sometimes it just seems like, but there's others
making money off of it. Hey, buy these genes. I'm going to
buy these ganes because they support breast cancer. Well, how much goes to
breast cancer and how much goes into the manufacturer's pocket. So two points on
this one. We know some I mean we don't know, but I mean
professional athletes love to start up these charities in their name and why so when
they retire they have something to live off. Well, so you know this,
yeah, yeah, yeah. The Dallas Morning News did a whole freaking
like a whole exposon and during the Super Bowl back in like twenty twelve,
and nobody wanted to talk about Like, none of the athletes would talk about
it because like it's the easiest thing to do, start it, start a
charity in your name. Cause charity brand racket. That's that's the that's the
evolution. On the flip side, Chris Rock has famously said, ain't no
money in a cure? What's he talking about? Cancer? Right? Yeah,
I don't want to be that cynical, but there's some you got to
think about that stuff. That was why did they have to donate to the
Dan Burrello Foundation last week? That was the foundation which Danbrella was that the
Jimmy Schubert, who was just here a comedian, was a part of Sam
Kennison's group. Sam used to do a whole thing about Jerry's kids and how
you're never gonna find the cure and Jerry I should take the bit up and
play it because he brings out somebody like I think today you'd have to call
them a little person. And he goes, you're one of Jerry's kids and
I don't think it really was. And he's like yeah, and that was
this whole thing, and it's it's funny, it's pretty edgy, it's pretty
edgy, but it's uh, it's right. That's where these comics can go.
I mean, because that's the idea is he's expose the truth. I
have said and thought that a lot of times. Yes, because we think
of comedy as just funny and there and there are some comics where it's you
know, dick and fart jokes. But I think you get two. I
think most people want to be a comic because they want to be able to
say whatever they want, and a lot of times you can't if you work
at a certain place, if you represent a certain place. I'm sure there
are people who are listening to this podcast who know of someone, maybe themselves,
have been asked to take certain things down on social media because of whether
or not it's a client, a sponsor, or whatever. Been there.
You know that those things they do happen, and so these are you know,
if you want to be a commedian, you have no affiliation. Now
do you risk in a way like I guess. I mean, it's not
always an easy life, but it's a life where you get the freedom right,
and so there's there's freedom to that. It was interesting to hear Jimmy
Man. He's very evolved a lot in terms of his habits. Yeah.
I only caught the last like fifteen minutes, but I was like hoping that
he would write a book about some of this stuff. Yeah, but each
segment, like Carly would write a book and each chapter will be a different
life rant that he would. Now I hate using the word ramp, but
a different subject on his order or anyway, But I mean like, yeah,
yeah, he was fantastic. By the way, did he punch you
on the way out? What happened? He over heared you? So I
uh, I was telling these guys that earlier. Today, I I had
an insurance changed over the past year, and I showed up for a dermatology
appointment. I have to go every six months because they found at skin cancer
or melanoma a while back, or or the early early stages. One doctor
said, definitely, had she let it go to and you would normally buyop
see it, she feels like it would have been too late we set up
we should not. So then go fuck yourself. That's got to be a
new bit. By the way, we have to do that, like at
least once a month, go fund me or go fuck yourself. Uh because
some of them were very funny, but uh so I have to I was
going every six months and I basically had to get down to my underwear and
they would check everywhere. And I was telling these guys today, Uh,
so I went. I showed up at my dermatologist for my six month checkup.
And I had the insurance change and they said, we can't see we
don't take that insurance. So I left and they said, but there's you
know, this one takes that insurance and this one. So I waited for
a while and I kept seeing like this white spot here and it was getting
a little bigger, and I go, I gotta go get that check.
So I called. It was exactly like right near where I used to gormatology.
I so I go in there and Billy's at the clinic. I had,
you know, last night, I had printed out the paperwork. Then
of course I lost the paperwork, so I had to reprint the paperwork because
that's me in my world these days. And I went to this dermatology appointment
and it's a young girl brings me back and asked me a couple of questions
and they go through and she's got the iPad. Now, one of the
things I had not seen in any of the paperwork prior at my other dermatologist
was you can consent or decline this to be videoed and have photographs that can
be used for teaching purposes. And I said yes. And the reason I
say yes is I I will admit I feel like and he breaks a good
break. My old man used to say. My old man used to say
to me, he goes, you look like you stood behind a screen door
and someone threw shit at you. My father used to say that to me,
like I'm just speckled. So I would go and get checked all over
the place, and I'd have to go every six months. So I go
in there today and the young girls in there and she says to me,
okay, doctor will be in. Get down to your undergarments, and the
gown stays open in the back, so I gets stripped down and then all
of a sudden the door opened that there's a knock in the door, you
know, I say hello, and comes to the female doctor and the wind
from the door blows your skirt open, and and this young assistant who was
with her before. So now I've got the two women there, and normally
it would just be it was just me and the one doctor, and it
was always a woman doctor. So this woman's going through and she does everything.
Next thing I know, I can I could feel the breeze of my
ass because it's you know, hanging out and she's checking down there. Then
I can see all here. I was like, oh god, just yeah,
yeah, and I didn't here's the thing I haven't so I had,
like, you know, stubble. But anyway, either way, and I
said, I this thing on my lip. She goes, I think it's
a basil cell, which is not that bad, and she said, we
have to do biopsy. And then I said, hey, I got this
thing that keeps recurring up here. It's all it would look like a pimple,
but it keeps coming back. I don't know. Oh no, no,
this is underneath this, this is this looks like a pimple. And
she goes, it's son exposure is pre cancerous and she froze that off.
So I had two things done and then I came to work, but she
said keep it covered. So I had this big giant round band aid.
I forgot that it was there. Jimmy Schubert and Mark Alito show up and
they're looking to Mark starts you know, what do you got herpes? Hey,
he's got a herp Should we go in there? And I'm like,
so that that's where all that herpes was a couple of weeks ago when you
had to think. But the lesson, yes, Bill, cancer awareness,
you're aware now that you could, you know, have cancer and that's why
you well, I do, yeah, that's yeah. I mean I I
essentially have skin cancer, but it's treatable. Stay out ahead of it.
But it's important though you let people. Yes, yes, I would check
out. Uh And as Jimmy said, mineral type sunscreen because the carson carcinogens
and all the others. Yeah, I mean it's a it's a big thing.
I read labels now more than ever. Like he was like speaking right
to my heart because I've been doing that. Stuff tells nuts. I can't
tell. I can't agree with him that mine is I know mine's not from
that. I laid out in the sun as a kid. I laid out
in the sun. I went to Mexico and like at twelve and laid on
the beach at three in the afternoon, thinking most of the sun was gone.
I was blistered. I don't know. I think my parents tried to
prevent me from doing that, but I did it anyway because I was thick
headed. And then I was on it. I was on I mean I
was you know. There was a time a period in my life where there
was a boat involved in my life, and I was out on the boat,
a lot on the water, no sunscreen, I would go. I
went. At one point somebody in my life I was not a wife,
but it was someone like that who said, he said, hey, if
we're going to the Cribbean, you really should get to go tanning. So
I did, and so all this stuff, I think a very fair skinned
person. Not very smart. That's all I would say. Is an old
man now, I would say not very smart. With our old friend JT.
That's how he started with skin cancer in his calf because he used to
go tanning, like religiously, because he went on a lot of trips and
stuff like that. So that's the point, because skin cancer is one of
the scariest because you don't realize it's coming sometimes. Well that's why I get
That's why I get checked a lot, and uh, and I can kind
of recognize things you're supposed to keep. I was told that I should be
taking pictures of different ones. So my father used to teach me, go,
hey, you got your own book called my Spots, and you consented
for medical purposes, So like six eight months will be the face of an
a ward pills. Yeah, it could be for the boy. I think
no, this is just for dermatology stuff. It's you once back in the
break from days. You want talked about a comic. Maybe it was Jimmy,
I don't know. There was a comic who loved to talk about watching
porn and he said he followed this certain like, oh no, that was
a New York City comic guy, I know, Oh okay, And he
talked about this woman that he was a big fan of. All of a
sudden, he knows the mole on her ass, and he kept getting bigger,
and he calls up the porn and the porn companies. Hey, you
might want to have forget that looked at I forget his name. He was
in old school uh as, one of the members of the fraternity, and
he god, I can't remember his name. He was an older guy then,
but he did last comic Standing or something, and I just I thought
he was great. He was great, and he was based in New York
and I think I might have seen him at the County Seller too, I
don't remember. But so anyway, that's why I had the thing, Get
check. I had a yeah, great, yep, yep, prest can
my wife had a mammogram? Yep? Get checked. If we have the
means in America. Yeah, and just stay ahead of it. Yes,
that's it. Just stay ahead of it because otherwise it gets ugly and you
can't afford it. People will help you out. Yep, it can get
very ugly, Yes they will. People will help you. There are ways
to get that done. And yep. I always think no matter what in
life, people will meet you halfway if you're showing some effort, if you
care enough, you want to keep yourself healthy. Believe me, I think
insurance should encourage that because then you're not incurring all the costs, right,
so that would be some companies will reward you for that stuff too. Yeah.
Uh, the billsill be playing uh tonight is we're taping this? Uh?
I know Peter said he expects them to win by six but not cover
but not yeah, because I think the spread was is it not eight and
a lass? By the way, the coach of the Buccaneers, Todd Bowles,
he has the worst record among NFL head coaches against the spread. Okay,
so it's something like so it's kind of interesting how he brought that up.
But on the opposite side, Bucks ain't good at this either, So
I think it's gonna be a close game though. Okay, all right,
well nine and a half as the current nine and a half, we'll take
a moment. We took a short break and I talked to someone who used
to live in Lewiston, Maine, and I'll give you some insight. We're
gonna probably talk to that person next week. They are very close with the
family that owns the bowling alley that I think had switched its name recently to
something recreation center. But he was very close to him. We just you
guys heard me talk to him. He was on speakerphone, but I thought
he said something very interesting about the person and why they haven't found him yet.
And he's saying, you know, this is what's kind of going on
on CBS and things in Lewiston, Maine, which, by the way,
teams, he just put out a headline taking gun sales are way up in
Lewiston, Maine. But this guy's considered arms and armed in dangerous. Clearly
he walked into both a bowling alley and just opened fire. There was a
I think it was a youth league night or a youth at something night.
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get your podcast. I remember this, Yes you do. Yeah, because
they were so surprised that you and Tommy would fit. I was. I
came in at the very end of that first quarter. But they were so
surprised that you, Tommy and Sally would be number one that the station decided
to print up all these bumper stickers and mugs to show you, hey,
we support you, even though we never did because you guys did it on
your own with no help. So then they decided to lambay or like you
know, just blow these like mugs and and bumper stickers out and he probably
got one of those. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to get into
the story. I'm just I just remember the moments. It's fine. I
Uh. It's a funny thing because I think, no matter what, it
always comes down to you. It's nobody else's fault if you win or lose.
It's really not. It's all you. The part that I think bothered
me the most was they bought the radio station and when brother Wee's left,
and I can't I mean, you almost can't fault them in this thinking in
all honesty, you have a legendary radio personality left that station. He I
don't care when anybody says W stood for I think it was the community music
format, whatever the fuck whatever that means, right, it was just crazy
motherfuckers no, and so community music format. He made that station what it
was. It became known for that. There was other rock stations that did
much better in the ratings. And then when they put him in the morning,
it just he had a uniqueness. It was all him, every bit
of success, every bit of money that guy got. I don't care what
anybody says. He deserved every scent of it, every cent of it because
it was worth it. Because, believe me, whatever you think about brother
Weez, they made more. Do you understand because of him? Right?
You know? You know what I mean. For so he's worth every penny
of that, And it was his uniqueness, and he forwarded radio and honest
to god, this podcast I learned by watching and stuff, you know what
I mean. And I found my own way and figured it out. But
we all learned by watching somebody. Well that's how everybody does things. So
I think there's there's a bit of that. But when it came to this,
uh there, they just wanted I think they thought we were gonna fail
and move on there there, it was almost like Okay, he's gone.
We're not looking at what's right in front of us, We're looking past it.
And so they were looking. So the plan was. I already know
what the plan was. I will tell you no one will ever ever admit
this. But there used to be a guy named Robinson who was on the
radio. Uh he did afternoons on one of the stations that they own,
and they I knew that they wanted to put him on in the morning on
CMF once Wheeze was gone, that was going to be it. And I
know that only because I would walk by the programming guys thinking what they would
do with radio personalities is they would to go, all right, what's your
character, what are you into? What do you like? What's your relatable
content? All right, you gotta really you like cars. There's a bunch
of people that like cars. Talk about cars, talk about how you love
them and how you race them, and okay, So they had this whole
list of character things and I'm not an idiot on a big white board on
one of those big giant easels in his office about Robinson, Well, why
do you have that sitting there? It was there when we came into meetings,
and it wasn't there for I knew what they were doing. And eventually
I don't think I don't know if you were there. They brought him in.
Actually they brought him in. They brought him in. So it's me
and Tommy doing the show, and they go, they came to me and
said, we want to try having him on. What do you think?
And I go, I mean, you're asking me what I think. I'm
not going to tell you what I think because you're gonna do what you want
to do anyway, I'm not stupid, So I went, whatever you want.
So Tommy wasn't having it. They brought this guy in and really kicked
the fucking shit out of this guy verbally. Robinson had on the glasses that
had like tape on him. He's a nice guy, great couch, he's
a great dude. I had nothing to do with anything. Well, then
it went like I just Tommy just so then they came to Then the next
thing I know, they go, hey, you know what I've been fighting
for you guys, and I'm going to go up there and I think and
then it was additioned by subtraction and so they cut everything out, but they
could see but I just knew that. All I had to do was keep
my head down and keep working, and I had more information. You always
want to have more information. You always want to know because the human condition
is that we will always obsessed and worry about what we don't know. Why
do you think people get so upset about dying because we don't know what comes
next? We think we do. Some people tell you they all kinds of
people, right, right, So we've had all these people tell us all
these different things. But the big thing is most people fear that. Most
people fear public speaking because they don't know what's going to happen. They don't
know how people are gonna think of them. What are they gonna think of
me? All this shit? So I had inside information because I had an
agent who worked at a higher level and talked to people outside of Rochester,
and he all he said to me was just stay where you are, Stay
where you are, just put just focus on doing a great show every day.
Just do the best show you can do every day, and it's gonna
work out. That's what you would say to me. And so I did,
and it did. And what he was basically saying is, it's fucking
radio. It's radio. We could say it's radio and Rotch, it's radio.
It's radio. They're gonna go for the lowest common denominator, the simplest
solution, the path of least resistance. It's you, guys. You guys.
You prove to them this can work. They're not going to go looking
for anything else because anything else is going to be a pain in the ass,
right right, But they want But there was talk of bringing Ted NuGen
in via like remote and maybe it's like all this shit, and I just
ducked it down. But then the Robinson, and then I felt bad because
Robinson wound up doing afternoons. If anybody remembers this guy, And then something
happened and somebody called up and said something he said and I shot back,
and then he became so sensitive that he basically turtled and became the victim.
And I'm going, that's not what I meant. And then it became it
became a thing. It became a thing. And so what I do when
shit becomes a thing that I never intended to be a thing, is I
go, fuck it. I You're an idiot. That's not what I meant.
And either you believe it or you don't. But I'm not fucking wasting
my time. And that's exactly what I did. And he and I never
really talked after that. And then now he's at a radio completely and he
lives in Phoenix. Oh, he lives in Phoenix far far as I know.
Okay, I ran to him a few years ago. He look good,
weight, did all that. Yeah, you got smart, you got
out of radio's smart. That's that's what happens. I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to go off on that. Uh Jimmy went so long today, but
I just want to touch on this real quick before uh we closed it out
tonight. There's two things. Since Jimmy was on and he used to be
with Sam Kennison, I hear Sam. I think this is talking about the
fuck are they talking about? I think this is Jerry stop something to do
a clothe the nked, feed the hungry, you know, Sheldon the homeless.
No no, no, no. God wants us to have them all
with one hundred and four stores in it so people don't have to shop with
the Center and the unbeliever. They can come and shop with the only Christians,
God's Ball. If you were like that makes sense to me. I'm
righting out a check. I'm right nut. Sam was a preacher. So
you got about six of those channels. Then you get this other stuff you
got. You got channels I never used. I don't understand channels like the
weather channel. How much does it cost to produce this fucking thing? And
why waste the money? How hard is it to go to the door?
Open it? Look outside? Educated? Guess all right? You know what's
so bad? Now? Every day I get up, I go, I'll
say, and I don't want to say it, but I'll go, hey,
whatever your alecsa, whatever, what's the weather? But he's so right,
all right. I thought this would be the other bit. I did
want to just touch on this, the Lewis and stuff. Robert card is
a forty year old guy who ballistics trained. I believe he was a firearms
instructor and a longtime army reservist who I think recently had mental health. From
what I read, mental health crises were but it was known like ask for
help. I think he went and asked for help last night, walked into
a bowling alley, open fire, I would assume, with a semi automatic
I don't really know. Woke up to that text this morning and he in
total of eighteen people have died. It was a youth bowling thing. I
don't know if there were children. Thirteen people injured, but people and some
on life support. I think three are on life support. He shot the
bowling alley and then went to like a sports bar. His car was found
at a port Now, I said, I'm going. I wonder if he's
dead. I wonder if he just went. I can't believe I did,
like had a moment of clarity and shot himself and drowsed. So my brother
lives in Kenny Bunk, Maine. I think we've said on this show before
that my brother knows everybody. He it's my sister in law's birthday. The
weather happens to be warm. He's sending me pictures of I had texted him
saying, hey, I know it's Morgan's birthday. Tell me I sit happy.
But I still haven't texted or one of the assholes. But I said,
you know, if you get a chance, can I talk to you
or somebody about Lewiston? Are they having look you're I mean, it's really
the greater Portland main area. My brother's about a half hour Kenny Bunk's about
a half hour outside of Maine. I would assume that maybe they're telling you
to shelter in place because this guy is considered armed and dangerous, then they
can't find him. So he said to me. He text me back and
goes, Hey, this guy you met at my party, he grew up
there. So I talked to the guy while we were doing the podcast,
but not on the podcast, and he said, yeah, I'm really close
with the family that owns the bowling alley where the shooting went down. And
he said from what I hear, and he goes, this is what's going
on on the CB radios, and all the talk in the small town police
is that they really have absolutely no idea where this guy is. But he
was very, very well coordinated. He had several escapes. There were two
modes of transportation at the port. One was a dirt bike motorcycle, and
he said, if you just went three miles, there's a snowmobile trail that'll
take you all the way to Canada. He said, you could cross into
Canada, and whether or not there's somebody at this time of year guarding that
trail, I don't know. He's like, you could get into Canada.
He goes, and you're fifty miles from the biggest highway in Canada at that
point. He goes, there could be somebody, but I don't know if
they would be watching that border or not, because it's not snowmobile season,
you know. So that's one And he goes, and the snowmobile trail also
can take you off to Braxton, which is another part on the coast of
Maine. And he said, supposedly there was a boat there and if any
of these didn't work out, he had other things stashed. He had planned
this, according to the locals there. So whether or not they ever find
Robert card Is, I mean, it's a possibility that this guy's just gone.
And no one really knows other than we can say mental health clearly.
But why why now? I mean, and and somebody who's well trained in
this stuff. It's just scary. It's a scary, unsettling thing. It
happens, you know, it feels like it happens often in this country.
We are a very large country. Uh, but it does feel like it
happens way too often. Yeah, I had a thought, but I don't
want to go ahead. No, I mean, go ahead, well,
no, two things. One, you never see people with mental health issues
do well organized nice things, you know what I'm saying. Wait, we
were talking about Doug. I was gonna disagree with you on that in that
I think that most people we wouldn't. They don't give you the attention because
they did something nice. Yeah, there are some people who are like to
your point that maybe bipolar, and all of a sudden they're loving and this
and they give all this ship. And I've known people like that and they're
a little crazy, but here they are benevolent. We don't really look at
them, but they don't get the national spot. We don't actually question are
you okay? Yes, it's so nice today, you know. So the
other thing is too is like the people with mental health issues, Like they
said, like, you know, Chris Cornell committed suicide, and they said,
like, well, he was going through mental health issues. But how
come these mental health these people with mental health issues all know how to do
the job. In other words, they all know how to like pull it
off whenever they're doing, whether it's killing themselves or killing because or like like
what this douche spray like a fox. They don't always have any thoughts it's
crazy. I know, it's just it just blows my mind. I know
that it was kind of rhetorical thinking. That's why I didn't want to bring
it up. Well, there you go. You should have. I should
have let you. Yeah, but that's the thing. We'll pray for you.
I think most people. I think that what you're saying is what a
lot of people think. I really do now according to this, they say
here Katie Card, which I don't know if that's a sister, but clearly
a relative of sometime could be his wife. At a news conference Thursday morning,
law enforcement officials said he had moved from a person of interest to the
suspect of the shooting, and arrest Warren had been issued for Card, charging
him with eight counts of murder, Authlorady said, adding that the counts are
based on the identifications of the eight victims. So far, they hadn't identified
everybody. That is true. If people see him, they should approach car
They should not approach Card or make contact with him in any way. Katie
Card said the family did their best to reasure Robert Carr that the comments were
not real, including by verifying with some of the people he claimed he had
made the room. I think people, let me see something here. I
forgive me. I should have done this before we gone car to firearms instructor.
In a longtime, Army reservists began to hear voices that were saying horrible
things about him about a couple of months ago, when he was fitted for
a high power hearing aids. According to Katie Card, who is married to
his brother, so this is his sister in law and the military put him
on her medical evaluation for a while too, he was hearing voices. He
was picking up voices that he had never heard, she told NBC News.
His mind was twisting them around. He was humiliated by the things that he
thought were being said. And the other half the equation is that maybe it
was military or not, but whatever he had gone through could have led to
this, you know. And it's like you want to get angry at him,
but like you should also get angry at the other stuff. I mean,
it's so twisted, and I just I just my heart aches for these
people. And then you got to wonder, like we next in any situation,
because if it could happen to me what happened in Maine, does anything
happen in Maine. Yeah, a lot of cool shit goes on and cool
stuff. Yeah from the people with that are like mentory, ill but happy.
A couple of moose attacks, but yeah, that's my point, are
dangerous. But what did we have last night? Right? We played a
news story last night where the guy said, this doesn't happen in Pittsford.
I think it's right here, that's my point. Whoops, wrong, you
make One of the things that was screening was you murdered my sister. There
was a and so this is I mean, right, this doesn't happen in
Pittsford. Now that was a domestic where it was just but again awful someone
who didn't deserve it to die in any way. Right, you're right exactly,
So this doesn't happen. That's not a mass shooting. That person didn't
shoot there and then go to two other places or a number of people strangers
they didn't know. But yeah, by the way, I've had a busy
day. Did they ever get to the bottom of that situation? I did
not behind it. I got to tell you, like some of this stuff
I find so depressing and I want to do it. You know, Like
every morning I wake up and I get all these like alerts. I don't
look at my phone. It's all bad news. And I'm like, no,
just tell me, like I don't win. I don't look at my
phone. Sometimes we'll send if somebody has text me or chats with me,
I'll do that, but I don't look at my phone till after I'm in
here, and that's usually by eight or eight thirty, and then I'll then
I'll look, oh, Jean died at that point if I got a text,
but I'm not looking at the the depressing news stuff. I know.
All right, we're going to close it out. Let's go buffalo, right.
Everybody got quiet when I said that. Hoping for creams all tonight at
Tampa. Guy talking about I just see. I hope we get high positive
Josh Allen, super positive, Josh Allen, superman, Josh not low not
low positive, Josh Allen not quiet, medications not Buddha, Josh Allen.
All right, Well, we'll have recaps and all that stuff next week.
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