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Is is it too big? Seven
point thirty, we'll get to the

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story of the manhunt the penis for
chiefs Wide Receiver Rashi Rice after a big

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wreck on seventy five. I did
see NBC five pop in with that breaking

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news car chase on I thirty East, but they haven't had the balls to

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go show us a helicopter footage or
anything like that. And I'm looking online

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and I ain't seeing much either.
To be honest, I keep they're keeping

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it under right. Maybe it's the
Dallas mayor involved in the police chase.

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Yeah it's been silenced or what it's
DAK But really nothing on Dallas police chase.

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They're fuel in the Worldly Bird.
We're trying to get on top of

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this. They're not there yet.
What's also like, don't tell us there's

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a chase us there really is.
Although Chip Wagoner of Fox four we're pretty

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familiar with his work, he said
they it started in Dallas and then the

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suspects went through balch Springs Mesquite and
Garland before finally ending up at I thirty

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and Jim Miller police now looking for
three suspects. That was about forty four

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minutes ago. So I don't know
what if though the driver of this car

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chase was for she Rice of the
Chiefs, then you'd have case closed that

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he could really start the week here. We are now just kind of going

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when's where She Rice gonna pop up? More details on that story at seven

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thirty as we all could have been
in a wreck involving Chiefs wide receiver?

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Were She Rice? I did actually
see someone to that. It's pretty crazy

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to think that I could have been
killed by a chiefs Chiefs wide receiver this

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week. That would have been something. I love it something. So what

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did you say that cracked Dirk up? What was the joke you issued?

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Is that the tease big German?
I forgot t using that. Well,

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look, there was only like,
I mean one hundred and fifty people there.

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I don't know. This was at
the the new Rollertown groundbreaking in Frisco.

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Private event, private, well,
yeah, kind of private, and

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there's Dirk and you know, it's
about as easy as it's going to be.

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And they had Rollertown cans that they
were encouraging you to like grab and

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get them to sign. I don't
know. It was just kind of unique,

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like it wasn't you could tell Dirk
wasn't in full thrashing mode, like

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he wasn't getting just annihilated every step
he takes, like if he goes to

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most public places in town, which
he handled so well. So I was

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like, oh, of course I
want to talk to Dirk. I mean,

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you had an interaction with Dirk too, didn't you. I saw quick

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handshake. How you doing, big
dog? That's what he said. So

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when I said to him though,
and that was it, I was like,

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man, you've done teller since last
time. I was like, oh

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my god, did you no?
That'd be amazing and did tall jokes with

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their am I done? I wanted
to ask him, how what's the weather

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up there? I'll do it a
nice kicks or a nice pants or something.

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I had do something like that,
how's the weather up there, Wendy

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is all get out? Be awesome. If he just talked a loogie on

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you and said it's raining, it's
raining, it's raining, lugie, little

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man Yucas. When the last time
you think he heard, how's the weather

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up there? I bet it's been
a while. I hope never. I

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mean, I hope it never happened. Now, if you said it in

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German, that might impress him.
There, learn that. No, Holger

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wasn't there. No one said there. I didn't seem I think you would

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see him, You would know.
He would just quietly be sitting there with

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his legs crossed like Bernie's handers at
the inauguration. Hey stopped doing the joke.

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What was the joke you wished?
I just had an interaction. You

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issued a liner like you had.
You pull out a note card. We

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asked doss Wether doroth Obin, please
stay with the appropriate accent. What does

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that mean? I did said like
Germany? You said it like you.

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Yeah, it's a dog like that, my little finger under my nose?

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What are you doing that for?
God? Let it go, Danny Damn?

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Let world War two go? Say
it is if you were making an

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impassioned, meth fueled speech, Donald
Germans, don't angrily scream. You can

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just confidently or casually ask a friend, wes us weather dosn? That's your

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challenge. Next one we see Derek, you ask him how the weather up

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there is in German. No,
no, that'll be cool now, well

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who will laugh at that? No? It was chow though, and I

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was excited. I wanted to say
it because I know we we cash and

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I are cash. But I helped
you all the videos for the maps.

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Right, So there's media day.
Dirk walks in for fifteen years, twelve

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years, however long cash did it, and he's like, oh, no,

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these guys, you know, like
he considers us these bald twins that

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zany video content creators. But at
least it's something you know. Plus he

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knows we do have mutual friends.
But make no mistake, I would never

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lie to YouTube, to JJ or
to our listeners. I'm not friends with

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Dirk. Yeah, okay, I
wish you had the same approach to your

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relationship with Bryce and d shambeaus friend. They're gonna say, Jesus, I

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just dir't know your name. H
No, Yeah, I feel same.

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I don't know knows who I am
and that I'm somehow involved and that bit

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in skin chain. Yeah exactly.
He does not know that I'm you know,

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he doesn't know your Cavio. No, oh, Cavio, take your

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bill. What's up? My guy? You know is that take my pill?

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I take the bottle that reminds me
of real quick. Something hilarious that

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happened on Saturday morning when my three
year old son is sitting at his chair

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eating his breakfast and he looks over
at me and he has a piece of

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bacon and he has it right under
his nose and he goes, I'm Kevio

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a bacon mustache. I'm Cavo,
Kids Funnier, give him a show six

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to seven, Malcolm, I'm Cavio. So I don't want to do when

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I have a moment with Dirk.
Wanted to h in the favor of of

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settling though, because imagine, I
mean, hell, we have this sometimes

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where you see people like, oh, I know, how do I know

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this guy? I know this guy? So I have to kind of pretend,

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hey, there is and Dirk has
that times a million because everyone thinks

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they're friends with him, but you
know where none of us are. But

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I'm like, hey, you know
what's up? Man? I'm like you

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glad you don't have to do stupid
videos for my brother and I anymore.

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There we go, because I'm a
few ling yep, his giving your providing

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content, his kernel of knowledge plus
outdoor had on sunglasses, you know,

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and he laughed at me and he's
like, oh my god, yes,

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thank you. He's like, he's
like, once I hit forty, you

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know, I was kind of sick
of the hats and the mustaches. You

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know. I'm like, yeah,
man, because every year, the first

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thing you do with all these players
is you have to get headshots, right,

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and Dirt changes his hair and his
beard, you know, so you

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have to get new headshots with the
season, and it's look straight, look

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intense, smile, Oh you smelled
a bad piece of food. Oh my

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god, it's Christmas morning. You
have to get all these facial things.

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So yeah, he's like, yeah, I got a little old man,

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I got. I kind of done
it all right. I'm like, yeah,

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how many years in a row can
we ask you to pretend like you're

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smelling bad fish? And he's like, dude, no doubt. I took

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those pictures a thousand times. And
then his hands on my shoulder. Next

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thing, you know, best friend, and my hands are on his waist,

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both my hands what from behind?
There were slow dancing and you extended

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your phone number. Then I'm like, if you need this, I just

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have my phone number written down,
give me your phone, Dirk, Okay,

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let me go. I'm sorry.
Whatever we're talking about hanging out with

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Dirk, right, it's just not
live and local. So on the way

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up, I told Christina this,
this is may do may douche me,

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this may douche me. But I'm
like, look, Dirk's gonna be there.

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I'm like, there's a ten percent
chance you me, we get an

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interaction with Dirk. You know,
it's not like something I'm planning too much

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for it, but you gotta think
about it a little bit. I'm like,

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what does Dirk do? Everyone who
goes, hey, can I have

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a picture? And then arm an
arm or a hand, you know,

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behind back, smile at camera.
I don't need that. I don't want

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that. Everyone has that. It's
fake. All pictures are fake. Well

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when in your life, for if
we weren't just smiling, but then hey,

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take a picture, smile, it's
just a fake moment. I don't

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understand why that's like the default.
What I want is real moments. So

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I'm like, if Christina, if
I have an you know, if I

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do chat with Dirk, what I
would like the holy Grail is regular conversation

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Dirk looking at you and smiling or
laughing like that's a slice of life.

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We call those candid shots. That's
a moment, not turn the camera,

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smile and yes, that's an amazing
picture to get. But the real candid

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moment would be conversation, having a
laugh. And I forgot I told her

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because then I'm like, oh,
yes, there's Dirk. Oh god.

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I was nerve again, nervous too, and then we hit exactly that and

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I didn't even notice till ten minutes
later she say like, hey, I

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got that shot you're talking about.
I'm like, oh my god. And

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it is just us kind of chatting
and he is smiling and looking at me.

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And now you can't forever tell people
that you're best friends of Dirt.

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It's a pretty much banner on my
Twitter account. It'll never change. He's

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loggingly, smilingly looking at me.
People don't know. I think we're friends.

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See I would if if like you
showed me that picture and said,

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yes, one of my really good
friends Dirk, Like yeah, I believe

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that right. As opposed to the
the Bryson d Chambeau picture, which is

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you, you know, retrieving you
know, some dog toy that he kicked

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across the yard and he doesn't even
he's not even aware that you're on the

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same planet as him. And just
because you're in a frame about three hundred

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feet from Bryson d Chambeau, you
claim he's my best friend. I can

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tell you're trying to piss me off
today. Dan, I'm not trying to

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piss you off. I'm just saying
that, Hey, there's gonna be a

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day now you have an authentic photo
that actually looks like you guys might be

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friends, as opposed to you trying
to to force cource feed me this idea

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because you photoshopped your head on somebody
else's body. You have photoshop. You

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know people that do. Your brother's
probably pretty good at it. There's gonna

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be day. I'm gonna Getdarknvitski to
call in right the second he hangs up

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the phone, We're gonna barely take
ad bye and bam Ola Mario Lopez is

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on the phone. The second we
get rid of him, Bryson dechambro kecks

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a studio door open and struts in
here and it's Mike's roy best friend day.

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Kah will be so late for break
if that happens that's what Kevin's worried

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about it. It'll be good.
I liked it. You're saving the Mario

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Lopez thing. Like a lot of
people were like, if you you should

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prove it if he's kind it like, hold on, Yeah, I don't

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feel like I'm longing for content right
now. No, now a day I'm

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longing for content. He let's go
ahead and activate the Mario Lopez butt that

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day Bop hit it and there he
comes heavy and he's like crushed. You

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guys are crushing. Okay, anyway, dirk'saus He's so sweet, He's amazing.

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He's the best nobody had because he
made me feel like for a moment,

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oh yeah, I remember this guy. Oh yeah, that was funny

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when I did those videos. Who
cares? It's nothing to him. He

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has a I mean somebody that draws
as much as attention as he does for

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obvious reasons. He handles it with
such grace. He never looks beaten down.

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I mean, we go back in
this, this has been his whole

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career. You go back to what
was the show that they did pranks on

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MTV where they got the little kid
to go up to his table. Yeah,

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punk with Ashton Kochers mess and got
the little kid to ask him for

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to sign all that crap. Like
the little kid. He's having dinner I

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think with maybe Steve Nash and Big
Al and they're at this restaurant and they've

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got the camera on Dirk and then
they send this like probably ten year old

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kid up to him and it starts
easy with an autograph and he comes back

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and he's like asking him to sign
a jersey and he's then he five minutes

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later, he's got a basketball and
then he shows up with like a timp

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Duncan jersey and asks him to sign
it. Dirk signs every single thing and

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the you know, the audio of
them when it's not happening, he's like,

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dude, you don't have to what
are you doing this for? It's

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like, I know he was making
me sign a Kobe jersey. It's not

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even my jersey, but I can't. He's the kid. What am I

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supposed to do? I It's just
so that's just kind of like who he

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is man, and I love him
and he's always been that way and I

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still live. Yeah, and he
knows he's he's just budgeted that into his

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life. When he goes anywhere.
And also he's seven feet tall, so

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he's like, you can be the
most amos a dude in an area and

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you have a like a balloon over
your head like an outfit on that makes

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people say he, I mean,
you can't. There's no hiding the arrow

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is constantly pointing to you like he's
got a flashing arrow over his head.

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That's what happened on your seven I
told you so. Him on Thursday night

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leaving a restaurant. You can kind
of see the look on his face of

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Okay, maybe I could maybe get
out of here about being seen. After

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about five steps into the main room, it's applause and everyone and it was

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all fine is Everyone just kind of
yelled Dirk and clapped. It was anyone

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stopping and trying to bother him.
And I love that for him. I

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mean you girls just love and adulation. It is. It's it's thank you,

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it's thank you, yeah, yeah, thank you for the championship,

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but also for being the dude that
you are. There's a lot of people

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have learned from Dirk, like in
their daily life. Maybe I could be

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a better person because he's a good
dude. Yes, it's crazy, but

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he does it by example. Yeah, he doesn't preach even his kindness.

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He just shows you. He's the
best of us. Man. He should

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be our president. It should be
president of it. But you know,

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we get this Trump Biden thing figured
out, and then of course there's literally

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anybody else, big big campaign,
yere campaign going. I don't know twenty

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five for sitting down with twenty twenty
four as of today. All right,

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April folio, Okay, I'm pushing
this. What we're gonna do till later.

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He's just gonna have to be that
way. Yeah, chuck e cheese

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update boys, Oh my god,
I got a birthday party. When were

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you gonna say something? Actually kind
of amazing? So I went, you

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get have you been Danny to chuck
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year old so I don't like no. Yeah, of course, like in

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the last five years, ten years
he's been with his mom. I have

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not been with him. No,
So it's been a a little while.

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I probably haven't been back since they
you know, since the band broke up.

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Sucked. Oh it sucks, dude, it sucks. It was it

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ruined it, it ruined the whole
Childhood's my three year old niece Kendall's birthday

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party used to have coins and tickets. Let's start there, coins and tickets.

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Coins, so you would have to
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your mom or dad was money bags
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give it to you all day.
So you could have to go play games.

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But like coins, you said to
like conserve them a little bit,

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pick and choose. Maybe watch your
friend play a game here, because I

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need my coins to last, you
know, the length of this party.

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No, no, now, all
on a card, and it's like many

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David Busters, yes, right,
and David Busters just for adults who know

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what they're putting on a card.
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card, so no tickets, no
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the out hard and then you go
cash them in for valuable prizes still plastic

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spider ring. I mean you used
to look around and go, my buddy

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Tyson, he's got so many tickets
right now, I'll take that catch him,

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I'll take that Pikachu thimble. Yeah, for five hundred tickets. It

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was that's a value. Is that
mislabeled? It was just five hundred Oddly

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competitive growing up though, you know, all that's oh yeah, friend,

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who was just drowning in a sea
of tickets, And catch them at the

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jackpot on this one now, hanging
out of their pockets like they're rich.

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And if you're organize, you get
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the stacks, the big stacks.
But sometimes you just have a mound

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on the ground because guess what,
they're still coming out. I haven't got

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to the organizational phase yet. That's
a stack. Ski ball. Ski ball

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is ski Ball is still kicking.
It was good, okay, so about

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once every that just frustrated me because
how our kids are supposed to know the

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value of anything if it's all made
up in their head on this plastic thing.

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I'm terrible. Now this is really
good. The band's broken up.

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That sucks. But once an hour
they have sent sounder Chucky's coming in ten

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minutes, five minutes, and they
did the little countdown ten nine, they

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play the song. I mean,
that's just like on the hour every hour,

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here here comes Chucky, Here comes
baked teenager in a mouse I and

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I couldn't get video because I didn't
think about it. I wish I would

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have thought about it. Here comes
Baked team he is to talk all right,

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Kevin's standing up, heads off.
Oh, he's going all the way

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outside. Okay, the door,
studio door is shut. Comes Chucky.

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Oh he's got his he does look
stone. He's kind of a chilling walk.

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Limp wave left, a limp wave
right and not Oh the just what

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appears to be the beginning of a
dance, I'd be the whole dance.

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Bro's continuing. He's coming all the
way around the table. He's behind Danny.

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Hey, Chucky by mister cheese.
He put up a window here on

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the fourth floor. He goes to
standing on the ledge. It goes around

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the whole venue, hardly moving.
And it was so funny because you're going

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that guy is stone or highly depressed
now and then the Chucky had a big

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smile, right the Chucki's had a
big smile. I'll pull a picture of

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it on my Instagram, I think
me. Now you actually texted it to

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us? Yeah, yeah, pretty
great. So that was fun. But

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no passion, no passion. The
bands broke up. All the songs suck

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now. They all songs on a
video board playing which I was warned,

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I was warned, avoided if you
can, you know, but you know

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your niece has a birthday party.
You know you gotta go and be you

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know an uncle who's there? Right, I'm a funk. You just you

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keep showing up, Kevin. That's
what you do, uncle, It's so

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important. Did you did you devour
some below mid pizza? I had one

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piece just to see and it's like
a small piece. Uh, you know

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it's fine. Are the pieces cut
smaller because it's kids eating? Yeah?

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Small, so smaller? Actually I
didn't. I didn't had no complaints on

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pizza? Is that better than I
remembered it as a kid? Better than

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you know, maybe they've done some
made some improvements. Yeah, it appeared

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that maybe they spent a little more
time on the food portion of it because

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they saved that money button they got
rid of much and Jasper munch Man munch

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is make Believe band gone, Pasqually
the drummer gone. I don't fault I

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don't fault Charles for being beaten down
because look, his band's broke up.

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The other members have gone on to
do solo projects, and he's stuck in

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this, you know, of just
how else is he supposed to make money?

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It's not like you know, his
band broke up before all of the

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streaming services, so you know,
it's all he's making a wind fall off

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of off of revenue or residual is
who he is at this point? Royalty

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is app design company, right,
you know? So I mean he yeah,

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he puts on the suit, comes
out every hour and and saunters.

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He didn't dance little, I'm telling
you the dance was so half assed.

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I may barely moving his hips a
little bit. Meanwhile, the one that

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they have on the display board of
the hour that he's not out just to

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run running freaking out. Yeah,
and this can barely even move. And

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then perfect flaws. He walks around, waves it all the kids, you

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know, playing games, but by
waving, I mean he is barely walking

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and moving his muscles. And then
by the time he's kind of walked around

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normally paying attention to him, and
he very lonesome, walks into his room

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all alone. It's so high head
down. It was so funny. You

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get a media pass. Why didn't
you follow him in there? I thought

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about it an interview. I'll always
wear my media pass myeart radio critical employees

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Badge. Imagine you're what a shocking
moment it would have been if your if

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your sweet little niece, you know, opens the wrong door, or Chucky

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forgot to lock his dressing room,
and and it's just some boored, beaten

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down teenager in there with his head
off in the suit, just kind of

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lounging back in a chair, just
vaping, just carry hugging on one or

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even wear some older guy with a
ranger's commemorative cocaine in the flight in front

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of room. It was so strange, but it was fun weird. It's

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like, Chucky is the minor leagues
to being Santa. Yeah. And my

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brother said so Santa. Yeah.
And my brother has kit girls that are

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six three and about to be one. Okay, there's six foot three,

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No, not six foot three one. That wouldn't make sense. But I

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was like, man, this is
pretty messed up, like and he said,

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hey, man, they're not growing
up in the same world that we

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grew up in. And it hit
home. It's kind of crazy. I

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said, you know what, I'm
not gonna be old man about this.

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I'm not gonna bitch about how this
is. Their world is just going to

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be different than ours. And that's
okay. Do you think I bet they

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would let Cavio, go and be
Chucky for a day. Yeah. Absolutely,

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you don't have to fill the paperwork
out. You ain't gonna you know,

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yeah, I don't want to do
text No, I know, but

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you're gonna lose a bet. You
get to be Chucky Cheese and you get

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to right these wrongs. I hope
it's a I hope it's a small size,

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small chucky outfit. So Kevin walks
out and he's chunky cheese. So

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I'm adding that to our bet payoff
list. Is that what you're telling me?

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Yes, okay, chunky cheese.
Okay, I put it right there.

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I put it right there. Below
ride the Sibby and the whole show.

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That's all there, all right.
Coming up next, let's do sports.

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Give me the mouse costed good lord
a whole week ouch being goods morning.

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Ouch put it out high. His
legs are shaking. Coming up in

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sports at seven, let's talk about
a big Rangers weekend, plus the thing

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they received that I think is a
little too big. Next on, he

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said they won the freak

