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Is is it too big? Seven point thirty, we'll get to the
story of the manhunt the penis for chiefs Wide Receiver Rashi Rice after a big
wreck on seventy five. I did see NBC five pop in with that breaking
news car chase on I thirty East, but they haven't had the balls to
go show us a helicopter footage or anything like that. And I'm looking online
and I ain't seeing much either. To be honest, I keep they're keeping
it under right. Maybe it's the Dallas mayor involved in the police chase.
Yeah it's been silenced or what it's DAK But really nothing on Dallas police chase.
They're fuel in the Worldly Bird. We're trying to get on top of
this. They're not there yet. What's also like, don't tell us there's
a chase us there really is. Although Chip Wagoner of Fox four we're pretty
familiar with his work, he said they it started in Dallas and then the
suspects went through balch Springs Mesquite and Garland before finally ending up at I thirty
and Jim Miller police now looking for three suspects. That was about forty four
minutes ago. So I don't know what if though the driver of this car
chase was for she Rice of the Chiefs, then you'd have case closed that
he could really start the week here. We are now just kind of going
when's where She Rice gonna pop up? More details on that story at seven
thirty as we all could have been in a wreck involving Chiefs wide receiver?
Were She Rice? I did actually see someone to that. It's pretty crazy
to think that I could have been killed by a chiefs Chiefs wide receiver this
week. That would have been something. I love it something. So what
did you say that cracked Dirk up? What was the joke you issued?
Is that the tease big German? I forgot t using that. Well,
look, there was only like, I mean one hundred and fifty people there.
I don't know. This was at the the new Rollertown groundbreaking in Frisco.
Private event, private, well, yeah, kind of private, and
there's Dirk and you know, it's about as easy as it's going to be.
And they had Rollertown cans that they were encouraging you to like grab and
get them to sign. I don't know. It was just kind of unique,
like it wasn't you could tell Dirk wasn't in full thrashing mode, like
he wasn't getting just annihilated every step he takes, like if he goes to
most public places in town, which he handled so well. So I was
like, oh, of course I want to talk to Dirk. I mean,
you had an interaction with Dirk too, didn't you. I saw quick
handshake. How you doing, big dog? That's what he said. So
when I said to him though, and that was it, I was like,
man, you've done teller since last time. I was like, oh
my god, did you no? That'd be amazing and did tall jokes with
their am I done? I wanted to ask him, how what's the weather
up there? I'll do it a nice kicks or a nice pants or something.
I had do something like that, how's the weather up there, Wendy
is all get out? Be awesome. If he just talked a loogie on
you and said it's raining, it's raining, it's raining, lugie, little
man Yucas. When the last time you think he heard, how's the weather
up there? I bet it's been a while. I hope never. I
mean, I hope it never happened. Now, if you said it in
German, that might impress him. There, learn that. No, Holger
wasn't there. No one said there. I didn't seem I think you would
see him, You would know. He would just quietly be sitting there with
his legs crossed like Bernie's handers at the inauguration. Hey stopped doing the joke.
What was the joke you wished? I just had an interaction. You
issued a liner like you had. You pull out a note card. We
asked doss Wether doroth Obin, please stay with the appropriate accent. What does
that mean? I did said like Germany? You said it like you.
Yeah, it's a dog like that, my little finger under my nose?
What are you doing that for? God? Let it go, Danny Damn?
Let world War two go? Say it is if you were making an
impassioned, meth fueled speech, Donald Germans, don't angrily scream. You can
just confidently or casually ask a friend, wes us weather dosn? That's your
challenge. Next one we see Derek, you ask him how the weather up
there is in German. No, no, that'll be cool now, well
who will laugh at that? No? It was chow though, and I
was excited. I wanted to say it because I know we we cash and
I are cash. But I helped you all the videos for the maps.
Right, So there's media day. Dirk walks in for fifteen years, twelve
years, however long cash did it, and he's like, oh, no,
these guys, you know, like he considers us these bald twins that
zany video content creators. But at least it's something you know. Plus he
knows we do have mutual friends. But make no mistake, I would never
lie to YouTube, to JJ or to our listeners. I'm not friends with
Dirk. Yeah, okay, I wish you had the same approach to your
relationship with Bryce and d shambeaus friend. They're gonna say, Jesus, I
just dir't know your name. H No, Yeah, I feel same.
I don't know knows who I am and that I'm somehow involved and that bit
in skin chain. Yeah exactly. He does not know that I'm you know,
he doesn't know your Cavio. No, oh, Cavio, take your
bill. What's up? My guy? You know is that take my pill?
I take the bottle that reminds me of real quick. Something hilarious that
happened on Saturday morning when my three year old son is sitting at his chair
eating his breakfast and he looks over at me and he has a piece of
bacon and he has it right under his nose and he goes, I'm Kevio
a bacon mustache. I'm Cavo, Kids Funnier, give him a show six
to seven, Malcolm, I'm Cavio. So I don't want to do when
I have a moment with Dirk. Wanted to h in the favor of of
settling though, because imagine, I mean, hell, we have this sometimes
where you see people like, oh, I know, how do I know
this guy? I know this guy? So I have to kind of pretend,
hey, there is and Dirk has that times a million because everyone thinks
they're friends with him, but you know where none of us are. But
I'm like, hey, you know what's up? Man? I'm like you
glad you don't have to do stupid videos for my brother and I anymore.
There we go, because I'm a few ling yep, his giving your providing
content, his kernel of knowledge plus outdoor had on sunglasses, you know,
and he laughed at me and he's like, oh my god, yes,
thank you. He's like, he's like, once I hit forty, you
know, I was kind of sick of the hats and the mustaches. You
know. I'm like, yeah, man, because every year, the first
thing you do with all these players is you have to get headshots, right,
and Dirt changes his hair and his beard, you know, so you
have to get new headshots with the season, and it's look straight, look
intense, smile, Oh you smelled a bad piece of food. Oh my
god, it's Christmas morning. You have to get all these facial things.
So yeah, he's like, yeah, I got a little old man,
I got. I kind of done it all right. I'm like, yeah,
how many years in a row can we ask you to pretend like you're
smelling bad fish? And he's like, dude, no doubt. I took
those pictures a thousand times. And then his hands on my shoulder. Next
thing, you know, best friend, and my hands are on his waist,
both my hands what from behind? There were slow dancing and you extended
your phone number. Then I'm like, if you need this, I just
have my phone number written down, give me your phone, Dirk, Okay,
let me go. I'm sorry. Whatever we're talking about hanging out with
Dirk, right, it's just not live and local. So on the way
up, I told Christina this, this is may do may douche me,
this may douche me. But I'm like, look, Dirk's gonna be there.
I'm like, there's a ten percent chance you me, we get an
interaction with Dirk. You know, it's not like something I'm planning too much
for it, but you gotta think about it a little bit. I'm like,
what does Dirk do? Everyone who goes, hey, can I have
a picture? And then arm an arm or a hand, you know,
behind back, smile at camera. I don't need that. I don't want
that. Everyone has that. It's fake. All pictures are fake. Well
when in your life, for if we weren't just smiling, but then hey,
take a picture, smile, it's just a fake moment. I don't
understand why that's like the default. What I want is real moments. So
I'm like, if Christina, if I have an you know, if I
do chat with Dirk, what I would like the holy Grail is regular conversation
Dirk looking at you and smiling or laughing like that's a slice of life.
We call those candid shots. That's a moment, not turn the camera,
smile and yes, that's an amazing picture to get. But the real candid
moment would be conversation, having a laugh. And I forgot I told her
because then I'm like, oh, yes, there's Dirk. Oh god.
I was nerve again, nervous too, and then we hit exactly that and
I didn't even notice till ten minutes later she say like, hey, I
got that shot you're talking about. I'm like, oh my god. And
it is just us kind of chatting and he is smiling and looking at me.
And now you can't forever tell people that you're best friends of Dirt.
It's a pretty much banner on my Twitter account. It'll never change. He's
loggingly, smilingly looking at me. People don't know. I think we're friends.
See I would if if like you showed me that picture and said,
yes, one of my really good friends Dirk, Like yeah, I believe
that right. As opposed to the the Bryson d Chambeau picture, which is
you, you know, retrieving you know, some dog toy that he kicked
across the yard and he doesn't even he's not even aware that you're on the
same planet as him. And just because you're in a frame about three hundred
feet from Bryson d Chambeau, you claim he's my best friend. I can
tell you're trying to piss me off today. Dan, I'm not trying to
piss you off. I'm just saying that, Hey, there's gonna be a
day now you have an authentic photo that actually looks like you guys might be
friends, as opposed to you trying to to force cource feed me this idea
because you photoshopped your head on somebody else's body. You have photoshop. You
know people that do. Your brother's probably pretty good at it. There's gonna
be day. I'm gonna Getdarknvitski to call in right the second he hangs up
the phone, We're gonna barely take ad bye and bam Ola Mario Lopez is
on the phone. The second we get rid of him, Bryson dechambro kecks
a studio door open and struts in here and it's Mike's roy best friend day.
Kah will be so late for break if that happens that's what Kevin's worried
about it. It'll be good. I liked it. You're saving the Mario
Lopez thing. Like a lot of people were like, if you you should
prove it if he's kind it like, hold on, Yeah, I don't
feel like I'm longing for content right now. No, now a day I'm
longing for content. He let's go ahead and activate the Mario Lopez butt that
day Bop hit it and there he comes heavy and he's like crushed. You
guys are crushing. Okay, anyway, dirk'saus He's so sweet, He's amazing.
He's the best nobody had because he made me feel like for a moment,
oh yeah, I remember this guy. Oh yeah, that was funny
when I did those videos. Who cares? It's nothing to him. He
has a I mean somebody that draws as much as attention as he does for
obvious reasons. He handles it with such grace. He never looks beaten down.
I mean, we go back in this, this has been his whole
career. You go back to what was the show that they did pranks on
MTV where they got the little kid to go up to his table. Yeah,
punk with Ashton Kochers mess and got the little kid to ask him for
to sign all that crap. Like the little kid. He's having dinner I
think with maybe Steve Nash and Big Al and they're at this restaurant and they've
got the camera on Dirk and then they send this like probably ten year old
kid up to him and it starts easy with an autograph and he comes back
and he's like asking him to sign a jersey and he's then he five minutes
later, he's got a basketball and then he shows up with like a timp
Duncan jersey and asks him to sign it. Dirk signs every single thing and
the you know, the audio of them when it's not happening, he's like,
dude, you don't have to what are you doing this for? It's
like, I know he was making me sign a Kobe jersey. It's not
even my jersey, but I can't. He's the kid. What am I
supposed to do? I It's just so that's just kind of like who he
is man, and I love him and he's always been that way and I
still live. Yeah, and he knows he's he's just budgeted that into his
life. When he goes anywhere. And also he's seven feet tall, so
he's like, you can be the most amos a dude in an area and
you have a like a balloon over your head like an outfit on that makes
people say he, I mean, you can't. There's no hiding the arrow
is constantly pointing to you like he's got a flashing arrow over his head.
That's what happened on your seven I told you so. Him on Thursday night
leaving a restaurant. You can kind of see the look on his face of
Okay, maybe I could maybe get out of here about being seen. After
about five steps into the main room, it's applause and everyone and it was
all fine is Everyone just kind of yelled Dirk and clapped. It was anyone
stopping and trying to bother him. And I love that for him. I
mean you girls just love and adulation. It is. It's it's thank you,
it's thank you, yeah, yeah, thank you for the championship,
but also for being the dude that you are. There's a lot of people
have learned from Dirk, like in their daily life. Maybe I could be
a better person because he's a good dude. Yes, it's crazy, but
he does it by example. Yeah, he doesn't preach even his kindness.
He just shows you. He's the best of us. Man. He should
be our president. It should be president of it. But you know,
we get this Trump Biden thing figured out, and then of course there's literally
anybody else, big big campaign, yere campaign going. I don't know twenty
five for sitting down with twenty twenty four as of today. All right,
April folio, Okay, I'm pushing this. What we're gonna do till later.
He's just gonna have to be that way. Yeah, chuck e cheese
update boys, Oh my god, I got a birthday party. When were
you gonna say something? Actually kind of amazing? So I went, you
get have you been Danny to chuck e cheese? Well, you have three
year old so I don't like no. Yeah, of course, like in
the last five years, ten years he's been with his mom. I have
not been with him. No, So it's been a a little while.
I probably haven't been back since they you know, since the band broke up.
Sucked. Oh it sucks, dude, it sucks. It was it
ruined it, it ruined the whole Childhood's my three year old niece Kendall's birthday
party used to have coins and tickets. Let's start there, coins and tickets.
Coins, so you would have to kind of conserve a little bit unless
your mom or dad was money bags and then they just you know, just
give it to you all day. So you could have to go play games.
But like coins, you said to like conserve them a little bit,
pick and choose. Maybe watch your friend play a game here, because I
need my coins to last, you know, the length of this party.
No, no, now, all on a card, and it's like many
David Busters, yes, right, and David Busters just for adults who know
what they're putting on a card. And the points are racking up on the
card, so no tickets, no tickets. The points just go back onto
the out hard and then you go cash them in for valuable prizes still plastic
spider ring. I mean you used to look around and go, my buddy
Tyson, he's got so many tickets right now, I'll take that catch him,
I'll take that Pikachu thimble. Yeah, for five hundred tickets. It
was that's a value. Is that mislabeled? It was just five hundred Oddly
competitive growing up though, you know, all that's oh yeah, friend,
who was just drowning in a sea of tickets, And catch them at the
jackpot on this one now, hanging out of their pockets like they're rich.
And if you're organize, you get them stacked up in the ten ten ten,
the stacks, the big stacks. But sometimes you just have a mound
on the ground because guess what, they're still coming out. I haven't got
to the organizational phase yet. That's a stack. Ski ball. Ski ball
is ski Ball is still kicking. It was good, okay, so about
once every that just frustrated me because how our kids are supposed to know the
value of anything if it's all made up in their head on this plastic thing.
I'm terrible. Now this is really good. The band's broken up.
That sucks. But once an hour they have sent sounder Chucky's coming in ten
minutes, five minutes, and they did the little countdown ten nine, they
play the song. I mean, that's just like on the hour every hour,
here here comes Chucky, Here comes baked teenager in a mouse I and
I couldn't get video because I didn't think about it. I wish I would
have thought about it. Here comes Baked team he is to talk all right,
Kevin's standing up, heads off. Oh, he's going all the way
outside. Okay, the door, studio door is shut. Comes Chucky.
Oh he's got his he does look stone. He's kind of a chilling walk.
Limp wave left, a limp wave right and not Oh the just what
appears to be the beginning of a dance, I'd be the whole dance.
Bro's continuing. He's coming all the way around the table. He's behind Danny.
Hey, Chucky by mister cheese. He put up a window here on
the fourth floor. He goes to standing on the ledge. It goes around
the whole venue, hardly moving. And it was so funny because you're going
that guy is stone or highly depressed now and then the Chucky had a big
smile, right the Chucki's had a big smile. I'll pull a picture of
it on my Instagram, I think me. Now you actually texted it to
us? Yeah, yeah, pretty great. So that was fun. But
no passion, no passion. The bands broke up. All the songs suck
now. They all songs on a video board playing which I was warned,
I was warned, avoided if you can, you know, but you know
your niece has a birthday party. You know you gotta go and be you
know an uncle who's there? Right, I'm a funk. You just you
keep showing up, Kevin. That's what you do, uncle, It's so
important. Did you did you devour some below mid pizza? I had one
piece just to see and it's like a small piece. Uh, you know
it's fine. Are the pieces cut smaller because it's kids eating? Yeah?
Small, so smaller? Actually I didn't. I didn't had no complaints on
pizza? Is that better than I remembered it as a kid? Better than
you know, maybe they've done some made some improvements. Yeah, it appeared
that maybe they spent a little more time on the food portion of it because
they saved that money button they got rid of much and Jasper munch Man munch
is make Believe band gone, Pasqually the drummer gone. I don't fault I
don't fault Charles for being beaten down because look, his band's broke up.
The other members have gone on to do solo projects, and he's stuck in
this, you know, of just how else is he supposed to make money?
It's not like you know, his band broke up before all of the
streaming services, so you know, it's all he's making a wind fall off
of off of revenue or residual is who he is at this point? Royalty
is app design company, right, you know? So I mean he yeah,
he puts on the suit, comes out every hour and and saunters.
He didn't dance little, I'm telling you the dance was so half assed.
I may barely moving his hips a little bit. Meanwhile, the one that
they have on the display board of the hour that he's not out just to
run running freaking out. Yeah, and this can barely even move. And
then perfect flaws. He walks around, waves it all the kids, you
know, playing games, but by waving, I mean he is barely walking
and moving his muscles. And then by the time he's kind of walked around
normally paying attention to him, and he very lonesome, walks into his room
all alone. It's so high head down. It was so funny. You
get a media pass. Why didn't you follow him in there? I thought
about it an interview. I'll always wear my media pass myeart radio critical employees
Badge. Imagine you're what a shocking moment it would have been if your if
your sweet little niece, you know, opens the wrong door, or Chucky
forgot to lock his dressing room, and and it's just some boored, beaten
down teenager in there with his head off in the suit, just kind of
lounging back in a chair, just vaping, just carry hugging on one or
even wear some older guy with a ranger's commemorative cocaine in the flight in front
of room. It was so strange, but it was fun weird. It's
like, Chucky is the minor leagues to being Santa. Yeah. And my
brother said so Santa. Yeah. And my brother has kit girls that are
six three and about to be one. Okay, there's six foot three,
No, not six foot three one. That wouldn't make sense. But I
was like, man, this is pretty messed up, like and he said,
hey, man, they're not growing up in the same world that we
grew up in. And it hit home. It's kind of crazy. I
said, you know what, I'm not gonna be old man about this.
I'm not gonna bitch about how this is. Their world is just going to
be different than ours. And that's okay. Do you think I bet they
would let Cavio, go and be Chucky for a day. Yeah. Absolutely,
you don't have to fill the paperwork out. You ain't gonna you know,
yeah, I don't want to do text No, I know, but
you're gonna lose a bet. You get to be Chucky Cheese and you get
to right these wrongs. I hope it's a I hope it's a small size,
small chucky outfit. So Kevin walks out and he's chunky cheese. So
I'm adding that to our bet payoff list. Is that what you're telling me?
Yes, okay, chunky cheese. Okay, I put it right there.
I put it right there. Below ride the Sibby and the whole show.
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