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All right, we're alive. We're
really downbeat. Monday, December eleventh,

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National Breakup Day, which they found
out that people break up the most on

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this day than any other. That's
not today's lead story by any means.

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I'm having Turner with Danny Bayliss.
Good Morning, the Dallas Observer Radio host

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of the Year, Mike Siroy burning
through that hole in his pocket of vacation

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days, use them or lose them, baby, whatever else in his pocket.

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Did you bust through a lot of
them in the regular year. I

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don't think you did. No.
Now, did you leave some on the

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cutting room four? Yeah? I
got six level that you're not gonna use

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me. Technically, I have more
because of comp days, working holidays that

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you get back. But I'm not. You know, I switched her shows

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up. I felt like you need
to be here. I agree. Yeah,

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I think I had enough to pretty
much take off the entire month of

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December and part of gen Yeah,
but I just don't feel right about it.

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It's yeah, when they flip your
show, it's there's a certain responsibility

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that you know you can't just leave. I don't you have to build something

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new again exactly that starting over from
scratchy, and that's what we had to

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do. But it's okay. I
mean honestly, when I'm gone for more

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than three or four days at a
time, I'm like, okay, I

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could probably get back. You and
I are different in that regard. It's

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hard for me to go back.
And I'm telling you the week that I

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took off around the Thanksgiving holiday,
which I guess I returned last week was

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my first week back after being off, and man, it took me.

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I'm still not even adjusted to the
sleep schedule. On Wednesday. You're like,

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man, I'm just not back yet. I just get so spoiled.

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Sleeping in till seven. Yeah,
that's sleeping in now. In our lives,

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I sleep till seven, Bro.
You know what I'm finding over time

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that the feeling of sleeping. Though
not that I was able to do this

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a lot, but you know,
you and I both worked afternoon drive for

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many years. Your shift starts at
three o'clock, you know, I mean

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you got to get there earlier than
that. But your shift start at three.

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Your show starts at three. Will
There'd be some days where, depending

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on what happened the night before,
I might sleep till ten or lay in

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bed till ten, you know,
and that feels way worse to me than

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getting up at four something, because
then you're like, God, why did

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I throw the day away? Yeah? I always knew that things were,

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I don't know, gonna be a
little rough. When I broke the noon

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barrier for a three pm show,
how things got difficult the night before.

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But you know that was like I
did that shift for twenty two years.

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Yeah, and I was a younger
man in year one and two, sure,

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just kind of getting into radio and
like, wow, this is I

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have no idea what I'm doing.
Still feel that way a lot of days,

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but you know, kind of in
your thirties, you're having fun and

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living free and heck, yeah i'd
see the I'd see the sunrise twice a

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day. Yeah, or not at
all. You were wilder than me too,

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though maybe maybe a touch. Maybe
I had a couple of years of

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Oh, I've heard about I've heard
about the salad days with you, k

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t the salad days. Me and
old Pat Dony Victory Monday, Kevin ass

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Monday. It feels different out there
on the Metroplex. I could just tell

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driving into work today that there was
a lighter it was a lighter feeling in

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the air because the Cowboys finally passed
a real big boy test. You didn't

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experience any tension on the drive in. No, not at all, man,

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Nope, light traffic. Everybody seemed
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That was zooming past me on six
thirty five. This has become the year

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of no close Cowboy games? Was
it there? Going? Man? We're

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kicking their ass. Why can't we
have a fun game? I want the

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Cowboys when I want close games,
though you had one last week. Yeah,

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that's true, that's true. There's
Thursday nights. Wanted that game to

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end. Yeah, it was a
flag show. Seems like our last night

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was kind of a flag show a
little bit. But uh, we've got

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plenty of time carved out to discuss
the most important thing, which is the

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Cowboys. No doubt. You know
we're not We're not emboldened to make sports

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our focal point in here. Every
day. We like to mix it up,

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have a good time, laugh,
be a little informative, keep it

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live and local. But you know, when a story like this is as

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big as it is, then we're
gonna give it to do. Yes,

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We're going to definitely hit those things
seven o'clock. I've got a bunch of

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audio. You and I tag team
last night on text and found lots of

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little little nuggets, which otherwise on
the surface watching last night might have felt

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like a pretty boring game from a
broadcast standpoint, but we found some stuff

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that we think you'll find. Yeah, very fun. I'm finding over time

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that Tariko didn't give us much,
but he just does a solid Again.

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He's a good job and he's great
at what he does. But you know,

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I need my guys to sound a
little drunk. Yeah, you know,

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yeah, yeah, a little drunkie. I need, you know,

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guys giving out some false information like
Romo when he said that Taylor Swift was

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Travis Kelsey's wife yesterday on the broadcast. That was something that was definitely something

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that's to add to your list of
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey stories that you're

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tracking. So Danny on Monday,
I mean, I'm sorry, on Friday

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you had obviously get your your son. Malcolm mos had a good week with

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Picks at least one in one compared
to the ly to a lot of people

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on Picks at Glints who went oh
and two Malcolm's catching up, man,

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He's gaining ground every week. You
missed our our gift riff though well,

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gift Secret Santa thing over at Mike's
Jemina on Friday afternoon, and I want

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to publicly apologize to our very own
JJ Jackson for what she ended up with.

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Do you even know what you ended
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were there are those I don't know
though, those multi colored pretty glasses that

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Julie took home, No, I
don't think so. So TC ended up

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going for you. So the way
I operated was I because I had to

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bring your gift to the thing right
yep, because you couldn't make it.

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And I was second in order of
secret Center, and because we only we

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started at four thirty, we just
did one lock, so if one steal

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and then your gift is locked.
I went second. I think JJ went

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first. JJ went first, and
I believe she got a photo of my

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face on a picture with a box
of Magnum condoms, which sadly ended up

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in Ben's hand, and who knows
what he's what he's gonna do with those.

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I was very upset when he stole
it. That was it's a picture

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and dude, it's took my face
in that elevator picture. I don't know

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if you see the one that we're
all on the elevator. I've seen it,

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Okay, supersumed, there's nothing better. That's one of my favorite things

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to do in photos with your friends
is to just get the tightest shot their

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face and then I don't know,
put it online. So messed up.

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Well, I went second and I
was like, I'm just gonna take one

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of the packages that I brought in. So I opened up the silver wrapped

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box that was yours that you had
brought and open it up and it is,

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okay, Dan Marino autographed photo of
Donald Trump, which I was in

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there going, this is great.
I could send this out to Vida or

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something like. There's a lot of
things you could do with this. That's

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what I was hoping that Mikey would
end up with that and he would have

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built in Christmas gift for mom.
So I got that, and then I

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don't know how it goes. People
steal and then before you know it,

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you know, it's kind of up. But we get to the end and

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there's some moving and shaking, and
it was a situation where it was either

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going to end up with Julie's skin
or JJ, but Skinning decided to steal

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what JJ had whatever it was,
and forgot. It was a whole bunch

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of office yeah, like and Christina
said she she confessed to it. She

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boxed up and put a whole bunch
of like things from the office in the

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box. And she had a stapler
that didn't work. She had a tape.

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I don't even know who the artist
was that tape that was in someone's

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desk, Johnny Mathis or something that
some freak stickers, and there's some candy

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that's over there, and the turkey
baster in the turkey baster, Yeah,

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I was wondering where that was.
So Christina panicked forgot to buy gifts and

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just threw a bunch of crap from
the studio into a box. It said

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mic take it on and it was
an Amazon box on top of that.

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So I was excited. Somebody ordered
something very at the same tape and everything,

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yeah, because she could be there
either and she had I think something

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with her band or something. So
either way, that's going through now.

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The gift that I had gotten was
a three three pack of a highly nuanced

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gift here which I got a box
of Marble reds, the DVD of air

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Bud Seventh Inning, Fetch not even
the first one, yeah, the second,

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and a rag that is labeled on
it sea rag but they spell out

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And I'm sitting here going okay,
so Skin's got the power in his hands,

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and I'm like, give it to
Skin because I'm got I'm sitting right

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right next to Julie. I'm two
seats away from JJ, and I'm like,

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I don't want one of the girls
getting getting the rag. Yeah,

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And then Skin did a trade and
JJ ends up with it, and then

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there's a picture of her holding up
the rag, and I'm like, oh

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no, what have we done.
I immediate that I saw that get posted

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in the Facebook group and on Instagram
and on TikTok. I immediately forwarded those

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photos to HR. So whoever handed
you that box is in no trouble whatsoever.

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HR will be like, we'll get
with that in June. Getting nothing

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solidays. But it was just fun. It was a lot of fun.

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I listened to the segments on a
nice walk with my puppy that night once

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they were posted, and I was
laughing. It sounded like a lot of

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fun. I wish that I could
have been there. It was. I

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contemplated bringing Malcolm to a bar.
It wouldn't be his first time, but

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I just man the thought of Friday, a Friday December traffic, driving to

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the Cedars with a two year old
in a busy bar with a bunch of

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people he didn't know. Right after
he woke up from a nap, I

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was like, man, these the
variables here are just way too many for

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this to turn into an effing wild
card. So I just figured it's best

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not too That bar's kind of cool
too and can be dark yep, and

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in a way you can get sensory
overload by the lack of light, honestly,

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but when you do, it's just
kind of a trippy bar at times.

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So he might have got a little
little issues there too. So I'm

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anyone was a two year old,
Well, he knows it's hey that once

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that thing goes bad, it doesn't
it's hard to make it right. Yeah,

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there's no turning back, and you
need to extricate the child from the

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situation. But I felt like,
I mean, he knows skin and Mikey

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and is in love with Christina,
and I figured, you know, there

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would be a comfort comfort level there, but it was mainly about just getting

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just driving in holiday traffic and yeah
at night with a baby. It's just

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this was If it was a midday
thing, I would have it would have

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been a no brainer. But but
anyway, it sounds like you guys had

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a great time we did, do
you? Does anybody know what I ended

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up with? I think you either
ended up with a calendar of pooping dogs.

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Okay, I thought that was Christina. Christina might have got it.

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Yeah, whatever, you ended up
with this at Julie's house. Okay,

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I saw that, Julie. Yeah, she took home all of the present,

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the orphan presence that everybody got too
hammered and forgot. Did you know

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about the gift that Sarroy got for
the table? Genius Rhino ended up with

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that the autographed photo of our boss
Zach riding a motorcycle. I'm the one

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who got to open that one,
and then I was stolen from me.

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I saw that before, uh,
before he wrapped it. He looks pretty

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bad at it, he does.
I'm just there going this guy can kick

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some mash right now. Like Zach's
a pretty unassuming dude in real life.

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You know, he's East coast guy, and he's got that he's got that

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voice, you know. But and
he's kind of a he's not a he's

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not what you would expect when you
imagine guy who rides Harley avidly and is

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really passionate about motorcycles. He does
not fit that stereotype. He's slide to

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build. He's fifty five, I
believe he. But man, when he

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suits up and gets that gets on
the leathers and hops on that thing and

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has his helmet, he looked pretty
freaking cool. This Thuky's about to go

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get laid, right. He was
driving to get to go get laid as

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the sun setting behind him. It
was if it the autograph is great,

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and it's just like it was the
second autograph picture too, And I'm the

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one who opened him up both times. Yeah, so it's like, okay,

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why are all the pictures coming to
me? Reyner ended up with that

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and er stole it from me.
I was hoping to get that because that

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would have definitely ended up on the
picture the picture shelf. Well, isn't

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it framed up here? Maybe?
I'm not sure anything safe up here anymore?

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Though. I received a letter in
the mail before we do some weekend

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crab. One second, we'll see
the letter in the mail from our friends

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at Klamath National Forest. Get that. Uh, every once in a while,

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you know. They sent us a
few things. A few months ago.

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When I was referencing Smoky the Bear
and and what do you claim?

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Smokey is he's a he's a zaddi, A zaddi. Yeah, yeah,

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you know, you know, I
mean, I do now I didn't before.

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Yeah, it's a sexy bear with
muscles. Yeah, Zaddy is more

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like a hot older guy. You're
you could be a zaddy jay. We

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think danky a little bit. I'm
neither hot nor old. Yeah you're not

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old, You're really not. But
i'd be weird to call you a daddy.

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But you are a daddy. Like
legit, I don't know you have

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I've accomplished something. Klamath National Forest
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me. We have a listener.
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out there, and this National Force
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believe, okay, and he listens
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the Zaddi, Smoky the Bear being
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began mailing his stuff letters and you
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so communicating with us via normal postal
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to Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade where they
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he's just wearing pants, I mean, just to rock the jeans and go

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shirtless. He's like a Hispanic guy
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Man, it's awesome. We have
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folks out there in jeans and certificate
of achievement. This certifies the Kevin Turner

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has been quote useful and is recognized
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the Year. My God given to
me by Smoky the Bear. Fantastic.

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I should say Smokey Bear. Okay, Oh, it's Smokey the Bear and

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it's smoke Show the Bear is what
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that's why he's ripped. He looks
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It's his only you. Well,
yeah, that's great, Kevin. We'll

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get that framed up here and hopefully
you didn't get ripped down off the wall,

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been signed by Smokey Bear. It's
got the very official looking seal of

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approval, just a gold circle with
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Congratulations, dude, Ah did what
huge? I can't wait to get this

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over to Soroy. I feel like
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without a cool award. Yeah,
man, we're all of your awards.

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I have nothing to bring up.
We'll get them to you at some point.

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The best is yet to come.
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on today's show too, Danny,
I have something real quick. This has

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nothing to do with my weekend.
My weekend was largely boring, involved a

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lot of football yesterday. And uh, but I did see this. Okay,

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so we know that there is a
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JJ. Yeah, and apparently they've
yes, they've become BFFs. Yeah,

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it's weird. I don't like that
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just become friends. That's really destroying
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to come together for the greater good, and that is mankind. And these

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films are notoriously Look, let's be
honest. They're popcorn films. They're holiday

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films. They're for the kids that
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and something that's authentically well acted,
you're probably going to be disappointed. You'll

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be blown away with the CGI and
you know, the action and all that

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stuff. That's why you go to
these things. They're fun. You check

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out, sit there for a couple
hours, and they're loud and explosive and

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crazy and fun and entertaining. But
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Godzilla has been around for a long
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Japanese They invented this character, and
before this thing ever got americanized, there

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were dozens of films that came out
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new one. I don't know if
you were aware of this, JJ,

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there is a brand new Godzilla movie
that's out right now. Came out December

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first, Yeah, and it's called
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radar at all? I saw that. I didn't know it was coming out,

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and then I saw that it was
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promoting it. So yeah, excuse
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Japanese film and a good buddy of
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about this, and he posted a
picture of the the movie poster and I

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just want to read this real quick
review. This guy is not a movie

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reviewer, just a dude on Facebook
that liked a movie. But listen to

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this description and tell me if you
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This is a guy that I really
like and trust. He's a cool

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dude, he's got good taste.
Blah blah blah. You know, I

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line up with him on a lot
of stuff. Is it Wagner, No,

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it's not Wagner. It's just like
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a buddy just he goes. It's
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so they've had thirty seven films.
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film is the post World War II
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made worse by the appearance of Godzilla. WO director has personally stated that the

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COVID pandemic and governmental unreliability were also
inspirations for the film. All the performances

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are exceptional, but the scene stealers
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Japan's actor, a war torn pilot, main protagonist and another Japanese name that

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I can't pronounce, who is a
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on a fifteen million dollar budget,
which is unbelievable. Triple digit Hollywood productions

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could never achieve something like this on
a similar budget. Every shot in the

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film looks great. The action scenes
are astonishing. One scene in particular gives

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Oppenheimer's detonation scene a run for its
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better than the CGI. This is
the best Godzilla has ever sounded. The

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score is invigorating, and it delivers
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See it on the biggest screen you
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a And then the comments that follow
people that have seen this movie are like,

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dude, you are spot on.
This film is badass. I can't

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wait to see it again. So
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dollar budget, and not only does
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and the acting is supposed to be
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life scenario, but Godzilla is there, you know, like Godzilla is a

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real thing. But it's a very
authentic take, like this actually happened,

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you know, like, this is
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this to our TV. We gotta
dumb it down, and we got to

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spoon feed everything to everybody. We've
got to make everything just so easy to

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follow. But I'm really excited about
seeing this fifteen million. That's like that

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exactly exactly minimum. I think the
last I think this Godzilla film was I

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believe one hundred and fifty, somewhere
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dude, I got up for Godzilla
versus Kong during COVID. Yeah, it's

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screw it. Let's watch this thing. Watch it at home. I watched

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it too, and I was like, this sucks. It's so bad,

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terrible because they're so focused on the
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that they don't put any kind of
effort into the story. And if it's

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crazy, because if you think about
it, if you followed Kong and and

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Godzilla's films throughout the last few years, you've seen they've got some pretty big

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names, absolutely Larcens, Simuel Jackson, where back the Hall is? In

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these last few like, they've had
some pretty good names involved in these films,

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and they just don't put any effort
towards the script and we don't care

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because we're still going to go see
it. Yeah, you just want to

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see how cool it looks. And
the effect, Yeah didn't look that cool

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to me. It was kind of
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unrealistically fat and that was the problem, and the one with the with the

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Brian Krantz. He hasn't been doing
nothing, he's just been chilling the world

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and then he gets disturbed and I
was like, oh, man, I

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didn't love uh so yeah, man, good, But that's a real movie

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you're talking about. Yeah, just
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and i'max is one of them.
So we need you check this out.

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I want to go see it too. If you go see it, let

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us know because I want to.
I'm sure you'll see it before I do.

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But man, definitely I want to
review. I want to. I

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want another friend review on this.
And the thing that scares people away about

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movies like this is the whole subtitles
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you got to get past it,
especially when it comes to the great and

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the reason I haven't seen it is, like I said, because I haven't

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hear anything about it. I mean
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oh, I thought it was an
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saw the trailer. I was like, oh no, this is actually okay.

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I've seen nothing on this until I
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saw MZ's post subtitles are coming back
in. Though I use them all the

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time all the time. The younger
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They have subtitles on for everything they
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don't know. I don't know.
Is that you know what? It helps?

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a little bit, you know,
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a helpful to have that on there. I don't really like having that in

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Fargo, but in some of these
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helps at least. I don't know. You know why I think it is.

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I think because and we talked about
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it was on the Old Show about
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film or a television show, getting
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to everybody's different way of consuming your
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if somebody's watching it through their TV
speakers or if they've got a badass setup,

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or if they're just using like a
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earbuds. There's so many different ways
to consume audio, and you can't get

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it right for every vehicle. You
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I will watch something, let's say
on Netflix, and then I want to

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flip over to Amazon or Prime Video
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one or the other is just bad
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is ten times louder than the dialogue
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I just leave the subtitles on that
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anything. I bet that's what it
is, that the millennials are ahead of

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the game realizing movies on TV and
my phone they just sound like crap.

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I need a little bit of assistance
otherwise, don't know what people are saying

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and the people are saying. Or
you just go to the theater like Almo

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have some extras on that. At
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pull Out edition, we pulled some
audio and all that good stuff. Coming

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up at nine, we're kicking off
a new series this week. It's the

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official iHeart Employee Performance Review. And
at nine o'clock we will review the performance

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of Danny Baylist this year. So
you get to start this off. Because

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of other people's on availability, I
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will be at nine to thirty five
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these in. You gotta get these
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so I thought we could do it
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that we have to do. I
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been given the authority to hand out
performance reviews. Yeah, well that's what

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happens when you're the Klamath National Park
Radio Personality of the Year. Congratulations,

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Comma National Force. They're more than
a park. Klamath National Forest Radio Personality

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the Year, and that's why I've
been handed with this certificate. All right,

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so let's get it all right,
everyone really get ready for nine o'clock

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as we really investigate Danny. But
coming up next, what did the Rangers

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miss out on on the freak