WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:19.039 Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. This is our very special holiday episode. 2 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:27.359 As you can see by our festive outfits. Thank you Maggie for these outfits. 3 00:00:27.359 --> 00:00:31.280 She's like, you have to wear these on your Christmas show to be 4 00:00:31.359 --> 00:00:35.359 festive. And actually, I'm very comfortable. How about you? Very comfortable? 5 00:00:35.759 --> 00:00:40.359 We are both in onesies and we are. Eric is very sick, 6 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:46.280 but you're feeling better, much better. He called me. Was it Sunday? 7 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:51.320 Yeah, well yeah it was Sunday. And he is like, oh, 8 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:56.719 you sounded so bad. He couldn't even talk without coughing, and you 9 00:00:56.799 --> 00:00:59.479 were like, I will tell the story so you don't have to talk as 10 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:03.879 much. Thank you. He said, I've been in bed for four days 11 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:10.680 straight, laid up, coughing. I can't even say any words without coughing. 12 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:15.079 And finally I called my doctor. My doctor gave me some good stuff, 13 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:18.760 like the cough medicine with codeine, but some other thing. And so 14 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:26.280 he started to make a turnaround and uh, yeah, look at the camera. 15 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:32.159 I know it's your new haircut. No, the problem is that normally 16 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:34.040 I'm right behind the camera. I know it's true. We kind of here's 17 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:37.079 what he's looking at the screen. I'm like, where the heck is she 18 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:41.719 looking for? I know she's looking at me. There's Instagram there, there's 19 00:01:41.719 --> 00:01:46.000 YouTube there. Now here's the thing. We've kind of configured the studio a 20 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:53.680 little differently because Eric and myself actually we are doing and Brian we're doing a 21 00:01:53.680 --> 00:02:00.239 gift exchange tonight and Eric and I are doing We've we've we've decided that this 22 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:04.159 Christmas, we're not really going to get each other something real. We were 23 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:07.599 going to try to find the most hideous things we could possibly find for each 24 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.800 other on TIMU and that was going to be our gift exchange. And wouldn't 25 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:15.560 you know that both of us found like ten different things. Get buckle up, 26 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:20.599 okay, And he claims that a lot of them, or I feel 27 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:25.560 like a lot of them are clothing related. So we set up a camera 28 00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:30.800 looking in a different directions. So when we do open the gifts and he 29 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:35.879 makes me try them on, or I may or I make him try them 30 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:39.800 on, you never know, I may have gotten you something crazy to wear 31 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:45.280 too, Yeah, among other things. Yeah, I can't even wait. 32 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:49.199 I can't either. We have a camera pointing over to this other section, 33 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:51.240 so you guys are going to get to see it. So that's why we're 34 00:02:51.319 --> 00:02:55.439 kind of like, anyway, thank you for joining us. We really appreciate 35 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:59.639 it. And you're the sexiest Missus Clause I've ever seen. Is this what 36 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:01.719 missus clawswears? Or am I an elf? I think I'm more of an 37 00:03:01.759 --> 00:03:07.680 elk Are you missus Claws became a hooker? What makes me hookeri? Ish 38 00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:10.919 my hair, my lips. You're wearing like a fish net top under I 39 00:03:10.960 --> 00:03:15.439 know, but it's shiny. See can you see the shiney is? I 40 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:19.120 don't know. I'm trying to be festive. Youast out of times. Thank 41 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:23.120 you, Oh my god. Before we get to talk about our fabulous sponsors, 42 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:30.400 let me just show you what has been added to the Magical Holiday Box. 43 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:38.000 The Magical Holiday Box is something that we are auctioning off. Each each 44 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:43.879 entry is five dollars and the money raise goes to the Dollhouse sober living home 45 00:03:44.319 --> 00:03:47.199 where the girls need just basic items and they also need, you know, 46 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:52.360 things to do outings, field trips, and we're going to fund some of 47 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:55.240 that. And you guys, what are you doing? Oh my god? 48 00:03:57.439 --> 00:04:01.159 Let me just say thank you so much to those of you who have already 49 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:04.800 donated money. Some people have donated one hundred dollars. That means their name 50 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:09.159 goes in twenty times, and so we're gonna pick the name on Thursday. 51 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:13.960 The winner. We're gonna put every name each time into a box. Look 52 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:16.800 what we've added to the magical. It's over twelve hundred dollars. Now this 53 00:04:16.959 --> 00:04:24.959 box is worth Now here's number one Crack Tacos fifty dollars gift card, the 54 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:29.199 best tacos you're ever gonna eat. Oh yeah, in your life. It's 55 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:32.720 right near where Chili's is, near San Diego State, all right off the 56 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:40.240 eight and Mission Gorge. This particular prize is something I would love to win 57 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:44.839 because Lash extensions by this woman who's been doing them since twenty fourteen. She 58 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:49.120 does excellent work. And that this is worth over two hundred dollars. If 59 00:04:49.120 --> 00:04:53.319 you want the Mega volume Lashes, but you can choose. If you want 60 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:58.920 classic our Mega volume, you get those two worth over two hundred dollars. 61 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:03.839 Then we have brand new Laura Kane after Dark Merch. This is a super 62 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:08.680 soft sweatshirt. It's is that black or dark blue? I don't. We 63 00:05:08.759 --> 00:05:12.399 have a dark blue one too. It's extra large. Everybody loves a large 64 00:05:12.399 --> 00:05:16.680 hoodie right. Then we have a doll Face Club hoodie as well, handmade 65 00:05:16.759 --> 00:05:21.079 by Claya who was on the show. We love her so much. Then 66 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:28.399 we have the fabulous stuff from San Diego, crystals and jewelry, one of 67 00:05:28.439 --> 00:05:34.279 them being this really pretty necklace which is a tiger's eye heart. And then 68 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:41.720 the box which is handmade. It's wood, it's carved, and inside there 69 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:46.879 are crystals, there's jewelry, it's just full. That thing is worth one 70 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:54.319 hundred and fifty dollars alone. Then I have something really random to show you 71 00:05:54.360 --> 00:05:58.360 at the very end too. We have one of these cool things from a 72 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:02.839 lanyard from the Doll Face Club two hundred oh five hundred dollars six hundred and 73 00:06:02.839 --> 00:06:09.319 twenty dollars value at La Joya Cosmetic because you get a year's worth of membership 74 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:13.279 at Glham Fam which is worth one hundred and twenty dollars plus five hundred dollars 75 00:06:13.279 --> 00:06:16.360 gift card to use anyway you want it at La Joya cosmetic surgery center in 76 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:20.160 Medzva. Jay Wurtzler said, how would you like me to get you the 77 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:23.639 money? Do you want it in a gift card or cash? And I'm 78 00:06:23.639 --> 00:06:27.360 like you know what, cash is always the best, So you get two 79 00:06:27.439 --> 00:06:38.319 hundred dollars cash and then randomly, do you guys watch Southern Charm on Bravo? 80 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:42.399 Do I look like I watched Southern Charm? Have you heard of Southern 81 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:45.519 Charm on Bravo? Do I look like I've heard? No? I have. 82 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:49.360 Okay, there is a guy on the show who started his own business. 83 00:06:49.439 --> 00:06:54.160 He started his own sewing business. His name is Craig Conover. He's 84 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:59.439 one of the one of the cast members. Anyway, he sent us a 85 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:05.319 handmade pillow oh wow, which is worth fifty dollars because it's the ultimate plush 86 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:11.319 model. This is It comes with this little card and everything which fell out 87 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:16.279 obviously. This is from Bravo's Craig Conover. It's just a it's a really 88 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:20.120 plushy little and if you have a person in your life who's a firefighter, 89 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:25.279 or if you have a Dalmatian, cool cool cool yeah, donated by Bravo. 90 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:29.600 So cool. Yeah. So this box Thank you Bravo, is really 91 00:07:30.319 --> 00:07:35.079 there. You go something special. So if you would be so kind as 92 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:41.120 to donate whatever you can, five dollars is the minimum and that gets you 93 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:46.879 one entry into another box. That we're going to put names into and then 94 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:50.279 we're going to pick the name on Thursday and we'll let you know if you 95 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:54.839 want. And good luck and thank you already if you've donated, thank you. 96 00:07:55.079 --> 00:07:59.759 We are looking it over already seven hundred dollars, close to eight hundred 97 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:03.639 dollars. Yeah, So I really would love to hand them a check for 98 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:07.519 as much as that box is worth. Yeah, because that the girls would 99 00:08:07.519 --> 00:08:13.920 be so stoked, Oh my god, so incredibly stoked. So there is 100 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:18.759 the magical holiday Box. Oh my god. I can't even wait to you 101 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:22.000 guys. Oh we have so many presents to open. Do you even realize 102 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:26.519 that? No? Okay, but first we need to thank the sponsors that 103 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:31.920 have stuck with us through thick and thin, and that one, for sure, 104 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:37.919 without a doubt is Jay Wartslow Capital Growth Inc. All year. Yeah, 105 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:43.639 yay, Oh my god, I'm so excited. He is such a 106 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:48.200 good person. And every time I ask him, like hey, would you 107 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:52.120 like to do and eat something? Or can you help, He's always willing 108 00:08:52.159 --> 00:09:00.840 to help. Here's more about Capital Growth Inc. And managing your money. 109 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:09.080 One quick second, keep talking, okay anyway, So okay, before we 110 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:13.919 I just want to say one quick thing. Okay, I just wanted to 111 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:20.639 thank everybody that DMed me and messaged me and everything after I told the story 112 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:24.120 about my mom. Very very sweet of you guys, Like what kind of 113 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:28.879 just really really nice things that people were saying. So I really appreciate it 114 00:09:30.159 --> 00:09:33.639 people that could relate to what you're saying. Yeah, that is exactly what 115 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:37.960 we want to do. Super super sweet and of course much Eric is the 116 00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:43.519 darling of the podcast as usual, because everybody, all the messages I got 117 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:48.799 were, oh my god, Eric is amazing that he came through for Brian. 118 00:09:50.159 --> 00:09:54.039 He did that for Brian. The Keanu thing was so incredible. Eric 119 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:58.080 is the best. He is the best. Would you like to call me 120 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:03.679 a delight now? Later? You are always a delight. I get a 121 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:07.799 little jealous because everybody likes you better than they like me, but you know 122 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.600 what, that's okay, and to understand because you are very likable and that 123 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:16.279 was like the coolest thing that well, you're the coolest thing, whipcracker. 124 00:10:16.399 --> 00:10:20.399 So I know I'm bossy. I have to. 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That was like what month are we? 183 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:03.399 We are in December, so that was like maybe May, maybe even April. 184 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:09.519 I think it was April, Okay, I had I just got the 185 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:13.840 slash in my head because I fell against the shower while I was getting up 186 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:16.639 from going pee and it was embarrassing. Blah blah blah, huge thing. 187 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:18.679 Got a bad concussion. Don't remember a week of my life? Well, 188 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:28.320 this the day after I was filming a show for TLC with Kimbali from Ninety 189 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:35.279 Day Fiance. It's called ninety Day Diaries and it follows cast members what they're 190 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:41.600 doing now. So we had this whole setup where we went me, Jody, 191 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:46.120 and Kimberly went to Manhattan, La Jolla and we had like three different 192 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:52.240 cameras set up and producers talking to us, and they'd pull like one of 193 00:15:52.279 --> 00:15:56.159 us aside and say, well, you know, do you have any advice 194 00:15:56.200 --> 00:16:00.440 for Kimberly about her relationship or how do you know Kimberly? Okay, I 195 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:07.679 gotta tell you, I don't remember one one thing. Can you imagine how 196 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:11.559 she is? She's like, uh, make sure I have no idea what 197 00:16:11.559 --> 00:16:17.919 I said, but I do have some feedback apparently, like I've been able 198 00:16:17.960 --> 00:16:22.120 to talk about this because it say I didn't know about this, No, 199 00:16:22.639 --> 00:16:26.240 because it airs I didn't know about it. Now we can talk about it 200 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:30.840 because they're teasing it on TV. It's going to be on our episode January 201 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:36.600 eighth, which is a Monday night. That's my birthday. I know it's 202 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:40.159 I know, sorry, gonna miss it. Gonna miss it. Got to 203 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:41.919 watch it with Kimberly and Jody. You want to come you want you want 204 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:45.840 to celebrate your birthday with us? Oh no, you're celebrating. No, 205 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:52.919 he has other plans. I'm sure. But so the producers apparently told Kimberly 206 00:16:53.799 --> 00:17:02.279 that what she filmed that night was their favorite thing they've seen. No way 207 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:06.279 could mean one of two things. There's drama that Laura does not remember. 208 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:14.519 It could mean I something was said that oh created some kind of that's going 209 00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:22.240 to make viewers go what or maybe did I fall? Did I what did 210 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:25.240 I do? What should I probably sat and just stare it at the camera, 211 00:17:25.279 --> 00:17:27.319 didn't say anything. I know, Laura is about to find out that 212 00:17:27.400 --> 00:17:30.720 like everyone actually hates her and all like the side pane, oh my god 213 00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:33.960 talking to her. Well, Tad, who we had in here, was 214 00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:38.160 there playing the piano at Manhattan. He came over and he talked to us 215 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:42.240 for a little while, so I do remember that a little bit. And 216 00:17:42.279 --> 00:17:47.839 then we were just talking about dating and like, oh, she was so 217 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:52.039 mad about her relationship and what she's going to do now, and and uh, 218 00:17:52.119 --> 00:17:56.519 we were just having a really good time. And now I get to 219 00:17:56.599 --> 00:18:00.720 see what the heck and I mean. Even in the little trailer, there's 220 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:04.559 a little part where We're sitting at one of the tables having dinner and we're 221 00:18:04.599 --> 00:18:11.480 toasting cheers and it's a really quick thing, but it's probably just like some 222 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:15.559 awkward thing where like Kimble's talking about her relationship and you and you just like 223 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:18.039 like blurred in and you're like, I haven't been with a man in month. 224 00:18:18.440 --> 00:18:22.799 Oh my god, oh my god. Oh, by the way, 225 00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:27.319 Hijackie, if you're watching what Jackie I say, was it like superscripted? 226 00:18:27.880 --> 00:18:33.160 Not real? They don't say that, no, not even a little bit 227 00:18:33.319 --> 00:18:37.119 interesting. The way the diaries are filmed, there's not actually a producer present. 228 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:41.839 They're actually on like a phone, but they are directing you. And 229 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:47.240 then we had to set up the cameras ourselves, like to get all the 230 00:18:47.279 --> 00:18:51.440 angles, and then uh, the producer was in her ear telling her like 231 00:18:51.480 --> 00:18:55.680 okay, well move over here, do this, do that. But January 232 00:18:55.759 --> 00:19:00.000 eighth, TLC ninety Day Diaries, Oh yeah, I'm gonna be on the 233 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:07.559 show, thank you very much. Or not. This could either like I 234 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:11.839 know totally, oh god, that could happen, or who knows. But 235 00:19:12.039 --> 00:19:15.799 how exciting, right, I'm so excited. Oh I finally get to talk 236 00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:22.599 about it. So January eighth. There you go Eric's birthday. Oh my 237 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:26.160 god, and that's a podcast night too, So well, you don't want 238 00:19:26.160 --> 00:19:30.119 to do the podcast on your birthday? Hell though, all right, we'll 239 00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:32.759 have to do a Tuesday podcast. Oh sorry, we're not fun enough for 240 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:36.559 you. Here's the next couple of weeks. This is what let me give 241 00:19:36.599 --> 00:19:41.759 the schedule. Okay, because Eric's it's not Eric's fault. This is just 242 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:47.559 how it's ironing out. We are taking next week off, like pretty much 243 00:19:47.599 --> 00:19:52.400 everybody else in the world between Christmas and New Year's. New Year's Day falls 244 00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:56.799 on a Monday, so I was all game to do the podcast New Year's 245 00:19:56.880 --> 00:20:00.359 Day. What do you do on Newyear's Day? Nothing at night? Carently 246 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:03.480 somebody does. So we're gonna do it on the second, which is a 247 00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:07.400 Tuesday. So the next couple of weeks we're gonna do our lives on Tuesday. 248 00:20:07.519 --> 00:20:11.839 So Tuesday the second, and then Tuesday the ninth. Okay, oh, 249 00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:15.279 and then on Tuesday the ninth January, we have Monique from the hoy 250 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:19.039 Cosmetic coming in. Oh boy, yeah, okay, wait real quick round 251 00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:25.640 the clip of the trailer that Laura is in no way to you to play, 252 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:27.119 but I'm like, it's so short. Is funny part is that they're 253 00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:30.480 all laughing and Laura is just sitting there staring like, no way, I 254 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:34.599 have no I know it's not it's gonna be so yeah, Oh I want 255 00:20:34.640 --> 00:20:38.119 to see it. At the break, Kimberly is great like she and then 256 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:45.480 there's another part where Kimberly is in a whole different scenario. There's two there's 257 00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:48.359 two clips and one is like them all cheering and then or like you know, 258 00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:51.759 doing cheers, and then one is like Jody and Kimberly laughing and Laura's 259 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:55.359 just sitting there like, oh my god, this is gonna be the best 260 00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:57.559 thing ever. I thought I had the best time ever. I guess not. 261 00:20:57.880 --> 00:21:02.440 I guess I was just like, oh, you're like smiling like you're 262 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:03.559 waiting for them to say something, and they're all laughing. Oh, this 263 00:21:03.599 --> 00:21:08.880 is gonna be the best. This is gonna be said terrible. Well, 264 00:21:08.920 --> 00:21:14.039 they're gonna look great, but oh boy, I'm gonna look like horrible. 265 00:21:14.359 --> 00:21:17.279 Just when you think you're hot, shit, all right, you get your 266 00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:19.759 concussion. Oh my god, I don't remember a thing, not a thing, 267 00:21:19.799 --> 00:21:22.519 which this is gonna be great. My mom is gonna be thrilled because 268 00:21:22.519 --> 00:21:26.559 she loves a ninety day fat Oh my god, and this is like so 269 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:30.240 exciting for us. But anyway, so that's my host chat. I think 270 00:21:30.559 --> 00:21:33.960 your host chat should be about what, like everybody's kind of going through right 271 00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:37.680 now. There are two people in my home that are going through it. 272 00:21:40.359 --> 00:21:45.759 What the heck is happening? What is this? Well? Thursday, I 273 00:21:45.559 --> 00:21:52.759 I've had this dry cough forever forever, and I've been to the doctor, 274 00:21:52.000 --> 00:22:00.839 I've had chest X rays, I've had everything done just because of with my 275 00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:04.440 mom. And when I found out lately, I wanted to make sure that 276 00:22:04.799 --> 00:22:11.160 I was okay, and so everything was fine knock on wood. But I've 277 00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:15.759 had this just this dry cough that I couldn't get rid of. So on 278 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:22.480 Wednesday night, I think it was I decided to take new snacks. Okay, 279 00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:29.079 even though my cough was just dry musins, isn't it that for like 280 00:22:29.119 --> 00:22:33.400 when you're snotty? Yes, So all of a sudden, my cough got 281 00:22:33.559 --> 00:22:40.599 really really bad, like super deep. I couldn't sleep Thursday night. I 282 00:22:40.680 --> 00:22:49.799 was up and down and not sleeping. And then Friday I went to a 283 00:22:51.000 --> 00:23:00.640 cooking class and I could barely make it through it. I was just crazy 284 00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:03.720 how when you get sick, it just all of a sudden, you're not 285 00:23:03.039 --> 00:23:07.240 that sick, and then you're sick. Well yeah, and it happened so 286 00:23:07.359 --> 00:23:10.279 quick it was fine, you know, Like I was just like, oh, 287 00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:12.319 I was just like I just want to go home and go to bed. 288 00:23:14.279 --> 00:23:21.240 So then Saturday morning, I was still coughing, and I went to 289 00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:27.519 work and I turned right back around and left and went home and spent the 290 00:23:27.559 --> 00:23:33.839 next four days in bed. Wow, well, I'm glad. I'm sure 291 00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:37.759 your coworkers were glady when you were coughing. Yeah. I haven't heard you 292 00:23:37.839 --> 00:23:41.920 cough once. No. I called my doctor yesterday and I was like, 293 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:45.960 look, I don't want to come in. I just need something to get 294 00:23:47.000 --> 00:23:49.720 rid of this cough. And it was I didn't have a fever, I 295 00:23:49.759 --> 00:23:56.160 didn't have COVID, I didn't have any of that. It was just the 296 00:23:56.200 --> 00:24:03.119 congestion and the post nasal drip was making me just cough even more so for 297 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:11.799 three days I hadn't slept, And so he sent a little gnagurie of good 298 00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:15.480 stuff over and God, are you out of it right now? Like, 299 00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:19.039 oh, no, would they give you? Uh? They gave me. 300 00:24:19.839 --> 00:24:25.039 I forget what the name of the cough syrup is, but it's talk about 301 00:24:25.039 --> 00:24:29.000 a suppressant. It is it the one with codine in it? Yes, 302 00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:33.640 because when you actually need coding or coughs up with coding, it doesn't make 303 00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:38.240 you It just helps you feel better. Oh yeah, and codin also stays 304 00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:41.359 in your system for like forty eight hours too. It depends on the dosage. 305 00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:44.039 But I mean, that's coding, is what they make lean out of 306 00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:45.599 it. I know, but but that's when you're if you're not sick and 307 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:48.680 you take it, then you feel the effects more. I would think of 308 00:24:48.759 --> 00:24:52.480 the coding. I think so, I don't know. But anyway, well, 309 00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:55.640 I'm I'm glad it worked. Yes, it totally did. We got 310 00:24:55.640 --> 00:24:59.200 to have our show. I know I leave Thursday too, So have you 311 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:02.039 missed it? I was, Oh, that's right, Oh that's right, 312 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:04.480 you do. Yeah? Oh are you so happy? Yeah? But don't 313 00:25:04.519 --> 00:25:10.640 give me sick. No hugging, no hugging. Okay, totally fine. 314 00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:15.480 He's sucking on ginger ale and he's like, well, because it helps otherwise 315 00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:18.799 I get super horse. No, I'm totally fine. All right, So 316 00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:22.599 we have quite the gift exchanged. Oh yes, we do. We've been 317 00:25:22.599 --> 00:25:27.440 looking so forward to this, Eric and I especially because we decided to get 318 00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:33.960 each other the worst possible things we could find on our favorite site team and 319 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:38.839 boy, oh boy, are you you? So we've kind of set up 320 00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:44.160 the camera in a we're going to see how this works out. But first, 321 00:25:44.400 --> 00:25:47.799 do you have some double D news? I do very coat. While 322 00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:49.079 you do that, I'll move the box out of the way and move the 323 00:25:49.160 --> 00:25:53.680 camera so we can get like situated. But I'll be listening. Okay, 324 00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:59.960 you better be. I'll be engaging. Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny have split 325 00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:03.079 it. Can I hear? Can I hear crickets? Please? I you 326 00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:10.000 literally because I don't care. Celine Dion's sister claims the singer has lost control 327 00:26:10.039 --> 00:26:15.519 of her muscles in stiff person syndrome battle. Okay, I know. Demi 328 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:23.119 Levado is engaged to Jordan Lutz after one year of dating. Okay, Jordan 329 00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:29.400 Lutz, I think is a singer songwriter. Weird, This is very sad 330 00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:33.880 news. Matthew Perry had levels of ketamine used for anesthesia, so I guess 331 00:26:36.599 --> 00:26:38.759 he was on it for depression. I didn't even know you could be on 332 00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:48.079 I thought ketamine was like a party drug. Uh both, but there is 333 00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:53.559 a whole uh, there's a whole way of helping you with anxiety and depression 334 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:59.640 that has to do with ketamine. And it's like the dosage amount. It's 335 00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:03.599 a to be like a new way to deal with depression and anxiety in a 336 00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:11.319 very what he's a closely monitored way. So maybe he was doing that. 337 00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:15.319 Maybe he was just taking it for no And that's what they were saying, 338 00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:21.720 is that he hadn't taken his last dishes. Was like his therapist was weaning 339 00:27:21.799 --> 00:27:26.079 him off of it because he was doing really well. And so what happened 340 00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:30.000 is they think he might have just taken a little bit too much and sitting 341 00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:36.240 in the hot tub accelerated it crap and put him to sleep. And he 342 00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:38.880 that's had he not got in the hot tub, and they think he would 343 00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:44.119 have been fine. If you were to take kenyine as a party drug. 344 00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:47.119 Is that? Does it make you feel Brian? Do you know this? 345 00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:48.240 Is it? Does it make you feel drunk? Does it? Sure? 346 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:57.720 It's assant. So I remember I will never forget working when I worked for 347 00:27:59.640 --> 00:28:03.599 where house up in the Hillcrest, It's not there anymore. But it was 348 00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:08.000 over gay pride and there was I remember we were out on the balcony. 349 00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:14.440 We were all working, but we were like throwing things at people and a 350 00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:19.599 guy was crossing the street and I guess he was on ketamine and passed out 351 00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:23.920 and got hit by a car. I'll never forget that. So, like 352 00:28:25.160 --> 00:28:29.240 that knocks you out. So it's a disassociate of an aesthetic, so it's 353 00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.160 to depress it. But it's also hallucinogenic in the right doses. Yeah, 354 00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:37.160 So they don't think it was an overdose or anything like that. They just 355 00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:45.200 think that he took it and sitting in the hot tub accelerated it. So 356 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:49.720 so the most anticipated movies of twenty twenty four, there's only two that I 357 00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:55.359 care about. The rest. I couldn't care less about Deadpool three, Hell 358 00:28:55.480 --> 00:29:02.079 Yeah, Beetlejuice two, maybe Ghostbusters, Frozen, Empire, maybe Dune Part 359 00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:07.519 two, Venom three, Despicable be four, Inside Out two, Lord of 360 00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:12.440 the Wings, Rings, The War of War. No, it's an animated 361 00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:18.759 prequel Gladiator two. Yeah, Quiet Place Day one. I'm all in for 362 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:23.960 that one. I love the Quiet Place movies. Wonka No, No, 363 00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:30.160 yes, what. I'm not a big fan of Willy Wonka in general, 364 00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:33.559 but like I really could Timothy challomet and like a weird musical thing. I 365 00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:38.079 enjoy that, dude, That's my favorite movie. And apparently I saw him 366 00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:42.440 on Jimmy Fallon. Wait did you see Wonka yet? No? Oh, 367 00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:48.640 okay, but I saw Jimmy Fallon interview Timothy Shallomey and Jimmy Fallon was going 368 00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:52.559 crazy. He's like, this was it was joyous, it was awesome. 369 00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:55.400 It was like they had to do it. But he I mean, I 370 00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:57.200 feel like he really meant it. And Timothy Shallamy was like, this was 371 00:29:57.240 --> 00:30:07.599 the most fun, like exciting, inspiring movie I've ever made. Like I 372 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:10.559 really want to see what we see you. It's getting good reviews, but 373 00:30:10.599 --> 00:30:12.680 I still don't care. I don't care either. You're not going to see 374 00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:15.680 you with me. Who's going to see in them at the lot with me? 375 00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:22.720 No one? No. So the most anticipated new performances of twenty twenty 376 00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:26.960 four, there's only one that I even care to see, Lady Gaga as 377 00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:33.920 Harley Quinnon Joker fole do that's a musical. Yeah, yes, I'm tentatively 378 00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:37.599 curious. I love Lady Gaga, but I couldn't care less. I hated 379 00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:41.480 the Joker, I love hated it. I loved that movie. Jenna Ortega 380 00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:44.960 in Beetlejuice too. That's a good guest. Now this one I do want 381 00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.400 to see. Ariana Grande is Glinda and Wicked Part one. Care Yeah. 382 00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:56.240 Chris Pratt is the voice of Garfield Garfield now Gag Pedro Pascal and Gladiator two. 383 00:30:56.880 --> 00:31:00.359 He was good in Game of Thrones as a Yeah, true as a 384 00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:07.720 homosexual stock handsome fiber. Yeah. Taylor Swift has the first billion dollar tour 385 00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:12.640 of all time? Are we at all surprised? Her tour so far has 386 00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:18.559 made one point zero four billion. Beyonce comes in at second with five hundred 387 00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:22.200 and seventy nine point eight million, lot less, Bruce Springsteen and the East 388 00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:25.400 Street Band three hundred and seventy nine point five million, cold Play three hundred 389 00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:29.079 and twenty five point five million, Harry Styles two hundred ninety point five million, 390 00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:33.759 Morgan Wallin two hundred and eighty four point eight million, Ed Shearon two 391 00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.359 hundred and sixty eight million, Pink two hundred and thirty one point seven million, 392 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:41.240 The Weekend two hundred and twenty one million, and Drake one hundred and 393 00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:45.359 eighty four point nine million. I just read somewhere that Madonna's tour is just 394 00:31:45.480 --> 00:31:48.680 kicking ass too. Aren't you going to go see that? Yeah? In 395 00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:51.640 la Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. There are people that saw 396 00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:53.599 the Taylor Swift tour like multiple no. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. 397 00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:57.559 I know people that have seen that movie like ten times the show, and 398 00:31:57.799 --> 00:32:02.000 and she's adding more tour dates as we speak. God, you know what 399 00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:07.759 good good for her? It's a great She's a billions incredible. That's insane. 400 00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:14.240 I know, my god. I never thought that Dakota Johnson and I 401 00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.759 had anything in common. Do you know that? You know Dakota Johnson, 402 00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:21.839 right, daughter of Melanie Griffith? Is she the one? Yeah? Don't 403 00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:24.440 care for it all. She's a terrible actress. For Yeah, I never 404 00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:28.000 thought that we would have anything in common, but it turns out we do. 405 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:31.880 Really. Yes, we need at least ten hours of sleep at night? 406 00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:36.000 Is that what she says? She needs? Ten hours of sleep? 407 00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:38.839 Makes sense? She could easily go fourteen hours. I haven't seen her give 408 00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:43.160 a good performance in the movie yet, not to hate, but I did 409 00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:49.720 like her in what was it that I just recently saw her in? Anyway, 410 00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:52.720 that is the luxury of being able to sleep for ten hours. No 411 00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:57.119 I don't, or fourteen that's what you can. You can do that when 412 00:32:57.119 --> 00:32:59.920 you make the big money for starring in the movie where you get banged fruit 413 00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:02.839 two hours. So well, i'd want to sleep for fourteen hours if I 414 00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:07.960 was banged for eight hours a day money that's yeah, fifty shades some money 415 00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:15.079 shots. Okay, now how do you suggest we do this? All the 416 00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.720 gifts are over here now. I think producer Brian should go first. I 417 00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:22.960 watch you guys open mind last though. Oh really, but you're gonna well, 418 00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:29.960 I think you should open yours from me first, because after this one, 419 00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:31.799 I don't even think I need to open it. I mean, I 420 00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:36.799 might as well just keep him right there. You just have the return receipts 421 00:33:36.839 --> 00:33:38.640 so he can take it back. Keep him for next year. No I 422 00:33:38.680 --> 00:33:42.920 didn't, but you know what came for the next year. Maybe the standard 423 00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:46.039 will come back. Yeah, maybe probably keep it in his garage. Correct, 424 00:33:47.440 --> 00:34:08.800 come over here, let me social cameras. Okay, Brian? You 425 00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:27.119 well, okay, because I know. Sorry, Oh my god, this 426 00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:30.000 is exactly what I wanted. Oh my god, lord, you don't be 427 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:43.559 a brad. You out did yourself, came you'll have plenty of Here we 428 00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:51.599 go, Here we go. It was your request and I came through. 429 00:34:52.519 --> 00:35:00.719 Yay, oh yeah, baby, yeah, very cool, very cool, 430 00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:05.840 very nice. Okay, your next gift is the one that's on top of 431 00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:08.760 it has the little like anime figures. There you go. Yes, that's 432 00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:13.559 very cute, isn't that? Yeah? Is it bigger than a bread box? 433 00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:15.239 No, it's not bigger than a bread box. It's a little bit 434 00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:21.239 smaller than a bread box. It's heavy, and I got that wrapping paper. 435 00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:24.039 Have you ever heard of this store called Dazo. Yes, it's like 436 00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:31.280 an Asian dollar store and they have the coolest things. No, no, 437 00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:35.639 no, no no. I wanted this because I thought it was really cool. 438 00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:45.760 It's a book series written by a general well, Laura Kane, and 439 00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:51.639 basically he says, if you want, it's a set of three books on 440 00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:54.880 how to be how to live a better life. Oh I know, now, 441 00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:59.159 look he's like to sorry, Hey, the next one, I think, 442 00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:04.199 my cody that's kicking in. Yes, that one, I know, 443 00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:09.280 I know. I hope you like this because I'll say something in a minute. 444 00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:15.280 But do you want to do you want to get excited? Don't get 445 00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:25.079 too excited. Now, I am a nerd. Yes, it's such coffee 446 00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:30.119 table book about Disneyland's favorite place on the planet. Oh that's cool. But 447 00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:35.480 the funny thing was the other does a great job on their books. The 448 00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:39.639 other tap didn't he say? Who would want a coffee table Actually? I 449 00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:45.199 do like you. But I saw that. I was like, all, 450 00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:50.599 Brian would like this because it's nice. All right, Oh that's cool. 451 00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:53.920 Yeah, you are a big fan of coffee. I'm a huge fan of 452 00:36:53.960 --> 00:37:01.360 coffee table books. Look, can you just go through all as history and 453 00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:09.760 you do? Oh? Good, Well, Merry Christmas. That was a 454 00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:20.000 very nice gift, Laura, and I did think about you when I was 455 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:25.639 each of these gifts. All right, now, I think that we should 456 00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:32.719 do How should we do this? Eric, I'm going to need to direct 457 00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:39.559 you onto what to open first, saying okay, but I already have them 458 00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:47.000 like I have them all together me too, So why don't I should we 459 00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:50.280 start? Brian? What do you think? Should we start up at the 460 00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:52.079 desk or should we just do it all down here? I think we should 461 00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:58.480 start at the desk because I need to pick out what Okay, I think 462 00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:00.400 you should unveil everything out the day, and I think, then you guys 463 00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:05.880 should both move over there, Yes to show it to showing Yes, perfect, 464 00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:07.960 perfect, Okay, So will you hand me my bag? Sugar lips? 465 00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:12.480 So I'm going first, I get to open first. Yes, this 466 00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:21.679 one, Yes, I already. Oh my gosh, it was so fun 467 00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:25.199 shopping for you this year, so fun. This was a blast. Okay, 468 00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:30.280 here we go. So he talks a big game. Here's your card. 469 00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:34.199 Oh crap, I didn't even get you a card. Great, I 470 00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:38.079 know. Oh crap, Now I don't remember. The car just says inside. 471 00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:45.920 Can I read it? Yes, you can read it, Dear Laura. 472 00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:50.360 I'm so blessed to have you as a best friend and partner in life. 473 00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:53.719 I can't imagine my life without you. Merry Christmas, and I know 474 00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:59.960 twenty twenty four is going to be so incredibly amazing. I love you eternally. 475 00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:05.159 And then look at this, he look along us. That is the 476 00:39:05.239 --> 00:39:09.679 sweetest thing. Thank you, And now you're about to and now you're about 477 00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.960 to desjoy me. That was really sweeter. That meant a lot to me. 478 00:39:14.039 --> 00:39:16.239 Thank you, thank you, welcome. I kind of forgot your card 479 00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:22.000 a great. I was too focused on all the things fantastic. Oh my 480 00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:28.320 god, you have a lot. Okay, okay, okay, so I'm 481 00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:30.440 going to open all yours and then you're going to open all of mind. 482 00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:35.119 Is that how we're doing it? Okay, so these go together? Okay, 483 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:42.920 Oh my gosh. This okay, that's a lot of stuff. That's 484 00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:46.280 a ton of stuff. It's wow. All of it's probably like a dollar 485 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:50.639 dollar fifty. But you know what, I can't even wait to see what 486 00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:53.239 you got. Oh well, you should probably open this first because this is 487 00:39:54.719 --> 00:40:00.800 since you had your car cleaned? My car? Yeah, mm hmmm, 488 00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:05.880 kind of Okay, here we go. I love the elf wrapping paper. 489 00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:15.320 Okay, let's see this is. Oh that's so nice. It's a car 490 00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:21.119 airp. I need one of these because mine ran out. And guess what, 491 00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:27.199 it's a naked guy. It's a naked guy. Oh Eric, Oh, 492 00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:30.440 now do you know who that is? No? Oh god, you 493 00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:34.360 don't know what. Who is it? I'll tell you guys later, is 494 00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:37.159 it mister t No, I'll tell you guys if you want to mute your 495 00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:42.679 MIC's is it something in a hold on? Okay, mute, mute, 496 00:40:42.719 --> 00:40:58.760 mute, mute. Okay, it smells good, but a little bit more 497 00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:06.199 inappropriate than you. Then you thought his wiener is uh covered with censored the 498 00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:10.800 uncensored in it's is it impressive? It's like a fire height. It smells 499 00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:15.039 really good. Okay, so I'm not I'm happy about that. Things I 500 00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:19.199 needed one of those I need. Okay, what's next? Uh? Next 501 00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:24.679 would be this? I remember all these gifts came from the website team. 502 00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:34.079 Move. Yes, oh boy, something to wear? Oh yes, Oh 503 00:41:34.239 --> 00:41:45.320 look at that, a long sleeve little kitty cat shirt that I will absolutely 504 00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:50.320 be putting into my garage in a bag that I will never see again eventually, 505 00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:54.079 but I will wear it when you want me to wear it. Yeah. 506 00:41:54.119 --> 00:42:02.800 This is very it's very cheesy, but it's soft and kind of cute. 507 00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:07.280 Thank you. Okay. And then this, Okay, they're just going 508 00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:13.639 to keep getting worse. And oh boy, oh no, are these leggings. 509 00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:19.480 If these are leggings, Oh my god, these are heinous? What 510 00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:22.639 god? It's got my animal printed and it's got my zebra printed. Totally 511 00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:29.719 does Oh my god, it'll like perfect with the sweater. Okay, So 512 00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:32.760 that's one outfit. So I have one little outfit. Okay, thank you, 513 00:42:32.760 --> 00:42:37.960 you're welcome. Okay, Now this one yes, okay, Oh wait 514 00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:40.760 a minute, no these okay, this one, this is a cute little 515 00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:47.199 bond tall heads. I was wondering what that was just because you know their 516 00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:55.639 earrings. Oh my, yes they are. Okay, I'm putting them on. 517 00:42:55.880 --> 00:43:05.440 Oh my god, I mean sircle, I mean wowing screams. Now, 518 00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:12.760 you're just oozing sex right now. No, seriously, I would seriously 519 00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:15.639 buy these, like for real, like somebody who's just well, maybe a 520 00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:21.760 Barbie fanatic after the movie here, because these are Barbie heads, right, 521 00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:30.039 okay, but those are oh my, there we go there. Madonna has 522 00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.960 nothing on you in terms of you don't even match. They're different, little 523 00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:39.599 ladies. Look at that air to the club because you'll take all the guys 524 00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:43.840 home. Oh yeah, baby, I got to take my other earring out. 525 00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:47.360 No, I don't, wow, you were just oozing sex. Okright, 526 00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:51.440 so I already have a cute outfit with ear rings. Oh yeah, 527 00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:59.480 okay, now, oh boy, fashion glasses. What could these possibly be? 528 00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:07.199 The name is in the brand it is. Yeah, totally got seeing 529 00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:13.000 these on the website. What else could they be? They're furry pink glasses. 530 00:44:13.400 --> 00:44:15.280 They're not even sunglasses. There are glasses. I can pretend like they're 531 00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:20.639 like their prescription for sure or did you not read the title? They're fashion 532 00:44:20.719 --> 00:44:24.400 glasses. I met look at you? Oh my god, at that? 533 00:44:25.239 --> 00:44:30.119 Wow? This how's it going? Guys? You could be in the Barbie 534 00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:35.239 movie, but you'd be like stupid Barbie. Wow you look? You take 535 00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:37.599 that back? I could be you. Look, I could be that so 536 00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.000 hot? What Eric? What Barbie would she be if she was messed up? 537 00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:44.039 Barbie? Remember the messed up that Kate McKinnon played. Yeah, but 538 00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:47.280 that like this is you messing yourself up? So like this would be concussion 539 00:44:47.320 --> 00:44:52.559 Barbie. I don't care. Okay, okay, okay, wow job so 540 00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:59.440 far okay and then eight more to go. Okay, all this field. 541 00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:06.199 First it was like clothing, oh god, bright yellow, yes, and 542 00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:12.559 it is just Brian, you should wear this, like, oh my god, 543 00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:15.920 what are they doing? What are they doing? I got my own 544 00:45:15.960 --> 00:45:22.320 fashion right and right where the boobs are is where the eyeballs are. That's 545 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:25.679 kind of funny. Actually, all right, all of this I will model. 546 00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:30.880 Yes, we're here after and you have some things to model as well, 547 00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:39.039 my friend. Yes, okay, Wayne, these like little wait what 548 00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:44.440 these go on the front? Yep, right where the badge is. Oh 549 00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:47.079 god, that's what I think a badge looks like. You're not You're not 550 00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:53.039 wrong. Yeah, that goes with the yellow tops you outfits. Thank you? 551 00:45:53.280 --> 00:46:00.519 Okay, okay, oh god, more another here, and you have 552 00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:04.840 to wear both of them. No, wait, this one needs its own. 553 00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:07.960 Hold on, let me take these off for I actually kind of like 554 00:46:07.039 --> 00:46:09.480 these. They're kind of fine. I was afraid you would. Okay, 555 00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:19.119 ready, off, hi everybody. Oh god, oh my god, crushion 556 00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:22.519 Barbie, just I know these are kind of hell again, I can't see 557 00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:29.280 anything, but oh wow, wow, there are two hands that are like 558 00:46:29.360 --> 00:46:32.599 covering my eyes. They're plastic hants. Okay, all right, what's next? 559 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.360 Uh? Can you see out of those like very bare, very little? 560 00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:42.320 I don't remember what this is? Uh? Oh well you do know? 561 00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:45.920 Are you giving me like the worst one last? Yes? Okay, 562 00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:47.840 okay. The best part is he's got like eight packages here, and all 563 00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:52.320 of them together costs like seventy five cents. I know, I know. 564 00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:55.800 Okay, so let's see here. Let's see here. Let's see here. 565 00:46:57.639 --> 00:47:05.119 It's something small. Oh yes, what the hell is this? This the 566 00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:07.920 most disturbing things I've ever seen? Ire Like, Okay, I old thought. 567 00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:12.480 I have no idea. They're eyeballs than when you tilt your head, 568 00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:17.159 the eyes open and close more earrings. They're like dot doll eyeballs. Yeah, 569 00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:21.559 those are gross, They're disgusting. Oh my god. So I can 570 00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:27.199 wear this with the yellow eyeball top for sure. These glasses. Yes, 571 00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:31.440 you've got me accessories and clothes. I did. You're so good to me, 572 00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:38.039 You are so good to me. I am more. Wait, okay, 573 00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:42.679 well I know how you like your designer sunglasses. I do. Yes, 574 00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:51.719 So that's pear number two. Here's pear number three. Yes, these 575 00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:54.679 take the cake. These take the cake if I could open them. You 576 00:47:55.239 --> 00:48:00.519 like condoments. Now, I'm thinking we're not far off. I'm thinking that 577 00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:05.320 these would be perfect for like the Christmas Eve service with her mom and Jenny. 578 00:48:06.320 --> 00:48:09.119 Well, I am going to like a Christmas Eve like fancy dinner. 579 00:48:09.280 --> 00:48:15.039 Oh, this would be perfect to wear really, Oh my gosh, yeah, 580 00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:20.920 oh gosh. Yes, how does that look? That's just like a 581 00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:23.679 bachelor party like thing. Yeah? Can you even tell? It's a wiener? 582 00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:28.480 It's a sparkly wiener. Yeah. I thought it was going to come 583 00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:30.800 down towards my nose, but it's like flips up. We'll try to put 584 00:48:30.840 --> 00:48:36.559 them on the upside down, dickhead. Yeah, there we go, there 585 00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:39.880 we go. Oh wow, now they're blowdrop glasses. Oh my god, 586 00:48:40.039 --> 00:48:45.840 wer knows glasses? Wo oh, all these glasses. I know really well. 587 00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:49.679 I know how you like your sunglasses. I do. And okay, 588 00:48:49.719 --> 00:48:55.159 this is okay, I'm not even gonna read what it is. Another pair 589 00:48:55.199 --> 00:48:59.840 of sunglasses. Okay, I'm not even gonna look and see what they are. 590 00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:02.400 I'm just going to take them out. I'm going to take these off. 591 00:49:04.280 --> 00:49:07.360 I'm going to take it out of the bag. Odds ugly. I 592 00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.000 have no idea, no clue. I can't even tell by feeling them. 593 00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:19.599 God, these things are packaged so like harshally. Okay, hold on, 594 00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:24.519 here we go. Well you know they all everything comes from Italy. Oh 595 00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:30.800 okay, those aren't Hey these I don't mind too. They're a tacky, 596 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:34.880 but they're not ugly. They're so ugly attacking for sure. Yeah, but 597 00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:37.800 I could definitely see a celebrity wearing those ironically, Yes, and I would 598 00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:42.159 make fun of them for it. But I could see it if a Kardashian 599 00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:45.599 rock these, they would be all the rage. Okay, and Laura. 600 00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:52.519 Yes, okay, is this the creme de la creme? Yes, here 601 00:49:52.559 --> 00:50:02.320 we go, everybody. Okay. It feels like clothing. It's soft, 602 00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:14.199 which is good. Oh boy, Yes, it's a chicken. It's a 603 00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:20.440 cock. It'll it'll. You can carry around all your new goodies in it. 604 00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:28.920 I like it. Chicken. Yes, well, Eric, I could 605 00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:35.400 put all my little things in my bag. Emergency fashion much. Oh my, 606 00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:45.440 well, guess what, Eric, You're in trouble. You lost this. 607 00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:50.960 I don't think so. I think you may have. I think I 608 00:50:51.199 --> 00:51:00.920 may have just inched you out. But let's see, I'll see. Okay, 609 00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:06.280 this is not a joke. Okay, this is not a joke. 610 00:51:06.519 --> 00:51:14.159 Oh my god, this is something you requested. Oh well, so excited? 611 00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:20.639 Yes, oh my, Dolphine special requests from Dolphy's Club. Thank you. 612 00:51:20.639 --> 00:51:24.480 No, he got the one with a girl. Yeah, that one 613 00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:29.039 is my favor. Okay, so that one is not a joke. That 614 00:51:29.079 --> 00:51:32.320 one's real. Walked away with it. They're great sweatshirts and there they are. 615 00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:39.079 I love them. Okay, thank you, Dolphace Club. Now let's 616 00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:45.840 start with this one, okay, and it's wrapped in canes. Chicken. 617 00:51:47.079 --> 00:51:52.800 I don't know what chicken figures wrapping paper, but it's spelled wrong. You 618 00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:58.599 never wear I felt like you needed to start with some basic pair of undies 619 00:51:59.159 --> 00:52:01.760 since you don't wear them, I thought you needed to start wearing them. 620 00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:05.920 I remember going to show them to Instagram to you and do not the jus. 621 00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:09.639 Oh my god, you have to try those on. Those you have 622 00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:13.320 to try and you're show them to them too. Oh my god, I 623 00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:21.639 have a pair of No, I have some undies underwear jost or briefs. 624 00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:25.199 This one. These are a little longer here. She wanted, my god, 625 00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:32.039 she wanted, you know, to be more warning choking hazard. Oh 626 00:52:32.039 --> 00:52:40.519 my god. That's good. Now this is important because it's the start of 627 00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:45.639 the new year. Uh huh. And what do we all need when we 628 00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:49.039 start a new year? Calendars? Right? Oh? I was right? 629 00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:55.159 Oh god, Okay, you can tell me. Oh my god, the 630 00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:02.719 Catballs calendar twenty twenty four. Okay, Kane, I think you're every every 631 00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:08.000 month is a different picture of cattle. My god, you will enjoy that 632 00:53:08.199 --> 00:53:12.159 every month. And you know how I like my calendars so I can write 633 00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:15.679 things off to a good start. You're off to a very good start. 634 00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:20.480 I have to say. Now, I've noticed that in your place there are 635 00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:23.280 some blank walls. You might need a little bit of art. Oh, 636 00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:27.800 so you know how, I'm a minimalist. You are a minimalist, but 637 00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:34.400 only things that really call to you. I think that there you go, 638 00:53:35.639 --> 00:53:40.320 get it, loser. We're doing butt stuff. Oh my god, I 639 00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:44.360 love it. Amazing. That's funny. You need to put that like on 640 00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:49.760 your bathroom or something. Oh my god. Now I know you get stressed 641 00:53:51.039 --> 00:53:52.800 just in life. There's a lot of stressful stuff going on. Yes, 642 00:53:53.639 --> 00:54:00.480 so you take this when you're feeling stressed and give it a good squeeze. 643 00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:05.039 Is that a butt plug? You'll see? I don't evenine, I don't 644 00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:08.719 know, but blocks make you less stressed out. Oh my god, Oh 645 00:54:08.800 --> 00:54:14.800 my god, it's a poo Oh my god, stress reliever piece of pooh. 646 00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:19.199 I almost got you one of these. Yeah, hey, I mean 647 00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:22.760 I feel like I feel like like taking a good number two is definitely kind 648 00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:25.519 of a stress reliever. Yes, but this is like that. Yes, 649 00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:30.320 yeah, that is awesome. That was about the size of n this morning. 650 00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:32.199 Oh, this is actually I kind of like this Actually, isn't that 651 00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:37.360 nice? It's kind of actually a good gift. Now, this I read 652 00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:45.679 is also very very good for relieving stress. Okay, oh boy, this 653 00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:49.920 is this is something like a like a pile of throw up. But I 654 00:54:50.000 --> 00:54:54.119 can't I really can't even look at it, to be honest with you, 655 00:54:55.639 --> 00:55:04.400 it was very difficult to look at. Is that it comes withers. That's 656 00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:07.599 gross. It is the most horrible thing I've ever seen that. Okay, 657 00:55:08.760 --> 00:55:15.719 this is plastic ear and in the ear are blackheads. Oh god. What 658 00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:21.239 you do is you take the tweezers and you pull out the blackheads and then 659 00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:23.679 you can stick them back in again. And it's supposed to relieve stress. 660 00:55:24.079 --> 00:55:28.840 Oh you should have got him the guyne logical model, except it's like extracting 661 00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:32.079 like I don't know ingrown hairs or something working on it, Bryan working. 662 00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:37.400 That's awful. Like you can put like like there's like gross things you could 663 00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:44.960 put inside the ear too, gross. That's so creative. It's some oddly 664 00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:51.400 Okay, I have not seen that you play with it? Good job, 665 00:55:51.519 --> 00:55:52.679 No, but I just saw him play with it and I kind of wanted 666 00:55:52.719 --> 00:56:00.400 to play with it too. Is it squishy? Yeah? Okay, oh 667 00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:05.079 my god, there you go. Okay, am I doing a good job 668 00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:07.840 so far? Yeah? You're doing a very good job. Okay, I'm 669 00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:10.519 glad that you're enjoying your Brian's already playing with the grossy ear. This thing 670 00:56:10.760 --> 00:56:15.800 is so hard. Oh my god, this is already. This already looks 671 00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:21.360 hideous. This is an outfit that you will be wearing, but it comes 672 00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:27.320 with something else. Ohms, I know how much you love rainbow stuff. 673 00:56:28.199 --> 00:56:32.320 I hate rainbow stuff, you know, oh my god. And I know 674 00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:39.400 how much you love tank tops. You have to wear this is that goes 675 00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:46.840 with something? It's oh no, oh god, I gotta start picking at 676 00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:52.400 this here. Yeah, when you wear that outfit, this is what you 677 00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:55.960 have to wear with it. Oh god, It's like a it's like a 678 00:56:55.960 --> 00:57:00.000 flag you have to wave that says like I'm the friendliest gay. Probably it's 679 00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:10.079 like tickets to a Pride parade or something. Oh no, no, oh, 680 00:57:10.119 --> 00:57:15.559 I kind of like it. My I know how much you love leopard. 681 00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:20.960 God, put that mother on, baby, you have won. Oh 682 00:57:21.039 --> 00:57:22.920 my god, Wait what I'm trying to think of an Elton John's song. 683 00:57:23.639 --> 00:57:29.360 Oh all right now, good bye yellow brick Road, Goodbye yellow brick road. 684 00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:34.079 Oh my god, this is absolutely you look good. It though he 685 00:57:34.199 --> 00:57:37.679 did, it actually is not bad. They look like a oh my god, 686 00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:42.400 a fascist. But now I have one thing that I think you're gonna 687 00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:45.079 like, and one thing that is the Creme de la creme, and then 688 00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:51.719 we're done. Oh my god, this is so gross. I can't wait 689 00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:53.400 to see your guys out. Laura, did you get this on, Timu? 690 00:57:54.360 --> 00:57:58.639 Yeah, I'm really impressed. The most expensive thing I bought on it's 691 00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:07.880 like a dollar fifty. Oh my god, that is absolutely hideous. Oh 692 00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:16.440 my god, because, oh my god, here's a really old picture of 693 00:58:16.519 --> 00:58:25.119 me. Oh my god. Now, oh my god. Yes, Laura, 694 00:58:25.239 --> 00:58:30.199 and we try on our outfits. The outfit you're gonna wear, Okay, 695 00:58:30.280 --> 00:58:35.800 you're gonna wear this tank top with the little short. Okay with your 696 00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:40.320 hat? And what do you need with with a top bottom and a hat? 697 00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:49.559 You need something for your waist? Oh no, there you I know 698 00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:54.400 what's coming. If this is what I think it is, I'm gonna puke. 699 00:58:55.280 --> 00:59:00.119 It's they're so thin you could possibly imagine. I'm not gonna I can 700 00:59:00.159 --> 00:59:06.719 imagine pretty. I bet I know what these are and they're hideous. It's 701 00:59:06.760 --> 00:59:09.840 in the wrong box. Don't worries. Oh no, I know what these 702 00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:13.719 are. I already know what these are and it's gonna make me vomit. 703 00:59:14.639 --> 00:59:21.360 Oh god, but look at the oh look at the charms. Gross. 704 00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:37.239 Eric hates he hates toes croct Oh so gross. It's a whole outfit. 705 00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:40.920 Eric. Oh, Laura, these are keeps coming off, but I'll fix 706 00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:50.760 it. Wow. Wow gross Wow. Now, oh, Brian, I'm 707 00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:53.840 curious to know. Here. Let me move this over here. Hmm, 708 00:59:54.719 --> 01:00:01.800 what are your thoughts on? Oh god, this is so I have to 709 01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:06.320 say you one. Yeah, Laura definitely blew this one out of the water. 710 01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:13.079 Yeah, you really outdid yourself. Yeah. Let me just say I 711 01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:15.440 really know how to shop. Well, last time you lost, but this 712 01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:19.119 time you doubt you. Guys are even now on bad team of gifts. 713 01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:22.239 Oh man, these are absolutely hideous. Yeah they really are. Okay, 714 01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:28.880 so now what do we want to do? Do we want to start off 715 01:00:29.599 --> 01:00:34.159 the next show? No, Brian, what we have one more thing to 716 01:00:34.199 --> 01:00:37.679 do? Yours? Yeah, she was about to get sassy with me. 717 01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:43.239 She was about to get rude with me. Yeah, it's for the show. 718 01:00:44.039 --> 01:00:45.280 She was about she was like, she threw me eyes. She's like, 719 01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:49.760 Brian, I was like, are these rings? Oh god, that's 720 01:00:49.880 --> 01:00:54.519 so hideous? Okay, This is for both of you guys. Okay, 721 01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:59.280 oh my god, I'm just trying to get everybody involved here. All right. 722 01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:06.119 This is from Ryan for the show. It looks it looks like something 723 01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:12.599 really nice. It looks it's a picture of some sort. Okay, I 724 01:01:12.639 --> 01:01:16.159 only see the back. Here's the back. Okay. It's nicely, nicely 725 01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:28.400 framed, nicely framed, and it is Oh my god, oh my god, 726 01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:34.800 it's the one we autographed and we all signed. Oh my god, 727 01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:38.760 that is awesome. It's awesome until Hester comes back and bothers me. But 728 01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:43.280 that's okay. She's just gonna pull a black hat out. It's a silver 729 01:01:43.360 --> 01:01:45.800 lining. This is I like this. I actually really think this is cool. 730 01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:50.679 It's really I really think this is cool. Yeah, I got you 731 01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:53.159 know, I got my first signed celebrity item. So I feel like we 732 01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:58.760 should the show should have its first sign celebrity. I do want to say 733 01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:01.920 that we are changing up our set a little bit, so come January, 734 01:02:01.920 --> 01:02:06.559 it's gonna look a little different. This may be part of the new set. 735 01:02:06.639 --> 01:02:12.280 I think it should be, because yeah, memorabilia. Yeah, thank 736 01:02:12.320 --> 01:02:19.039 you Brian, thank you love your podcast. All right, so, oh 737 01:02:19.519 --> 01:02:27.360 oh jeez, how about we end this one, and then our Thursday show 738 01:02:27.880 --> 01:02:34.440 we start off wearing some of our fabulous gifts and then we'll just do like 739 01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:37.480 a fun little show to wish everybody a merry Christmas, since it's going to 740 01:02:37.519 --> 01:02:43.559 be on the twenty first. Yes, okay, thank you guys so much 741 01:02:43.599 --> 01:02:47.840 for watching, Thank you so much for donating. Don't forget we're not We're 742 01:02:47.880 --> 01:02:52.480 still accepting donations to the doll Face Club Sober Living Home, isn't it amazing? 743 01:02:54.480 --> 01:03:00.119 And if you win this box, you win twelve hundred dollars worth of 744 01:03:00.159 --> 01:03:04.679 cool stuff and one entry is five dollars. Go to Laura Kane after dark 745 01:03:04.800 --> 01:03:07.440 dot com and you'll see the little link on there. You can donate five 746 01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:12.119 dollars, you can donate fifteen dollars, or your name goes in there three 747 01:03:12.119 --> 01:03:14.679 times, and then we'll pick a name out of another hat. And so 748 01:03:15.159 --> 01:03:16.760 it's good luck you guys, good luck, and thank you so much if 749 01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:23.519 you've already donated, and happy holidays. We see you a couple of days 750 01:03:23.639 --> 01:03:29.880 and we love you so. I love you guys. Christmas and uh I 751 01:03:29.920 --> 01:03:34.360 love that hat. Happy holiday holidays, love your podcast. Thank you for 752 01:03:34.440 --> 01:03:37.880 my gifts, thank you for mine, I love these earrings. Thank you 753 01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:44.559 for mine. Oh my god, they're so hideous. This hat is I 754 01:03:44.599 --> 01:03:49.239 feel like Liberachi. I know you are seriously like Elton John. Oh my 755 01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:52.119 god, laid your earrings make you look more like Heidi Clume though somehow. 756 01:03:54.280 --> 01:04:00.000 Thank you. Yeah, it's a weird coincidence, but I a'll take you. 757 01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:02.880 I will take that anyway. Get in, loser, We're gonna go 758 01:04:02.920 --> 01:04:08.480 do butt stuff. Love you guys, love your podcast. Bye bye. 759 01:04:08.639 --> 01:04:12.280 No, you didn't say it what you had to say it. Say what 760 01:04:12.639 --> 01:04:15.800 you know what to say. Merry Christmas? Yeah that's good, but happy 761 01:04:15.840 --> 01:04:18.679 Holidays, that's not it. I love you, No, thank you for 762 01:04:18.719 --> 01:04:23.639 my gifts. No, you already said that, Brian, thank you. 763 01:04:24.840 --> 01:04:30.440 Of course. What do I need to say? Let's run through the checklist. 764 01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:33.199 I laid one of these this morning. Oh my god. He tells 765 01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:38.679 me, and please, he tells me every day about his pooping. That's 766 01:04:38.679 --> 01:04:41.960 why I had to get him one of these. Love it and what else? 767 01:04:41.960 --> 01:04:45.679 Do you love you? And what else do you love your podcast? 768 01:04:45.079 --> 01:04:48.719 Say it all together? I love you No, not me, it doesn't 769 01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:53.800 include me. Love your podcast. I love you, my sweet babies. 770 01:04:53.840 --> 01:04:56.639 One of them is here. And the other one comes in a few days. 771 01:04:58.239 --> 01:05:01.239 Merry Christmas, Christmas, we'll see you on Thursday. My God, 772 01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:01.719 these are Hi