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Hey, a little slow but whatever
whatever, Rodin come come, what was

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it wrapt? I forgot what I
was a ractor. It doesn't it doesn't

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matter. Welcome to the Star Tank
Podcast. Robins, Welcome, Welcome,

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Welcome to Start Tank Podcast. Uh
uh, Spiritual, you're right there.

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You're right there. Bro No,
no, I need help. Neo you

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do you give it off? A
b A big neal wife, a big

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red. Because I was late today
because I had to go to the bank

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for like, to run an errand, and then I went to go get

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some food. And then some homeless
guy was at the place that I was

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getting food, threatening to beat up
the guy who owned the place. He's

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like, come out here, come
out here, seammy, let's fight,

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come out here. And some kid
was like, bro, it's eleven AM.

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I was thinking, like, how
are you fighting at a How are

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you if if the clock says am
and it's bright out, you should not

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be fighting people, man, Like, that's that's your first hint that things

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are wrong. Only fight to survive
at that moment. You don't fight for

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pleasure. That's a survival. That's
just the people are always on the clock,

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man, They're always on the clock. Yeah, you gotta watch,

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especially if I beat your ass anytime
Dato beat your ass. Bro, you

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gotta be careful of the shirts.
He walked in there. Yeah, dude,

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he walked in there with like a
bucket and he was like, yeah,

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I'll pay you back double. I'll
pay you back double. And the

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guy was like, get the funk
out the hit man, What the hell

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are you doing here? You can't
I'm getting pissed off, man. And

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then he calls some guy. He's
like, you got to come down here,

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man, we got this cycle over
here. I can't have this.

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Man, I pay eight thousand dollars
rent here. I don't want to deal

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with this ship. And uh,
because it's crazy, Okay, I mean

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it's a business to be fair.
Yeah, but that's like, wonder how

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big the business is, because that's
that sounds. It's a small. It's

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a small Like, I mean,
they got they got some good foot traffic

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there. They're they're real. They're
really the only diner and walking distance over

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here, so like they get a
lot of they're pretty good. Yeah,

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the one the one that everybody goes
to, the one that we all go

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to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm not gonna say

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because I don't want to, you
know, draw you don't want to draw

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more homeless people over there. I
get it. Our tremendously large homeless audience

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would would they would keep advantage of
that? I wonder how many homeless people?

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How would you feel if we found
out? Yeah, ho would you

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feel if we found out that like
they like actually like not even just like

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a lot, like seventy percent of
our audience. I would be so confused.

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It would be fun if there was
a pipeline. What if there was

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a snark tan to homeless pipeline that
was very very very evident as soon as

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you look into it, like like
it's statistically undeniable, everybody you eventually become

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homeless. Yeah, that's just and
that's just like that's just ninety or that

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that's like seventy percent of our just
our listeners, but one hundred percent of

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our patrons are in fact homeless.
That's crazy. Would keep giving me your

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money though, like yeah, yeah, hey man, if as long as

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you can keep doing that, it's
all good. It can't be that bad.

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It can't be that bad if you're
still giving us money. That would

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be so like, I don't know
how I would react to that if somebody

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was like genuinely destitute, like sincerely, but then they were like, well,

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I got to donate to this Patreon
though, because they're making some killer

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stuff. Have you seen gatio Active? That video still gets traffic, by

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the way, like like it's like
I saw people tag me and things where

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it like it was in their recommendeds
which is wild because I feel like that

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doesn't happen for videos like that every
I was mentioning at my friends at Mick,

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a friend of mine, I was. I was over his house the

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other day and I got an email, the same email that I get every

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single day from from YouTube that says
limited. It says, the email is

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always this limited to no ads remain
on your video, and it will be

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like a snark Tank episode. It's
every every single time. It'll just be

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and then the title of it will
be like Bertie Sanders says the gamer word,

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and it's like, yeah, I
bet that one got to monetize.

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Yeah, that makes sense. I
mean I think we have podcast. I

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think we have three modetized episode that
many. There was one that I was

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surprised recently that was monetized. I
think it was the one. Oh my

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god, I'm pretty sure it was
the YouTube prankster one, like where the

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guy shot a YouTube prankster and that
one has that fucking thing on it,

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and I'm like, are you serious? The one that I'm like, obviously

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it's not gonna be greenlit, Like
that just pissed me off so much and

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is still so funny because what kind
of what kind of gun wielding demon?

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They like, that's not the right
reaction, that is not the you don't

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do that. Yeah, it's like
the worst reaction possible. But also many

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people, it's the amount of people, the amount of people, it's just

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like, okay, just something.
This is somewhat related. Israel AA Sonia.

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He got pulled over for driving on
the influence. Everybody was shitting all

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over him, like, dude,
what's wrong with you? You're so rich,

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why can't you have a driver.
Obviously I totally agree with that.

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Derek Lewis just got pulled over this
week for driving one hundred and thirty something

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miles an hour in a fifty in
his Lambeau and then everyone's like, well,

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I mean you gotta go fast your
lambo bro. Like everyone's like the

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vibe is so different where I'm like, this guy could have ran over several

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people. And everyone's like, well, I mean, nigga's got a Lambo,

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how are you gonna drive that shit
fifty miles an hour? And I

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was like, he could have ran
over someone and an attempt to slow down

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after running over that guy, he
could have ran over to several more.

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One hundred and thirty months I went. I once rented, because this is

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what you do when you rent a
car, right, everybody knows you reant

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a car, you beat the shit
out of it. I ran a Chevy

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Colpot one time, and I'm like, obviously what this thing can do.

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I'm fucking all the time on the
ten Freeway. I got ten miles an

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hour. It's just shaking, and
I'm like, all right, I'm scared.

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I just love this this one time. This is a fucking horrible story.

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So I was at the summer camp
and we were on the white Stone

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Bridge at like, maybe the white
Stone is by where you're from, right,

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No, white Stone is going to
Long Island. What is the bridge

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over by where you're from? Chris? The Yonkers one, the one from

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the Greater New York City to Yonkers, Upstate, Tap and Z Is it

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tappen Z Is it Tappensz Bridge?
It might have been that one. That's

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the only bridge. That's the only
person I remember from my childhood knowing the

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name of because everything else is just
kind of arbitrary. We were over there

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and we were going back to the
camp, and my camp counsel was like,

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yeah, I'm just crazy. And
we were driving out one hundred and

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fifteen miles per hour in a van, in a van full of kids,

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and it was to the point where
so fast and the car looked slow.

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It was not enough variety of changing
outside window, and I was like,

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if this motherfucker hits a bump,
if a car decides to pull too close,

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so there's a rock that's a little
too steps upright, We're all Dad

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and I just sat down in the
car quietly looking around. Are you talking

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about the Are you talking about the
Henry Hudson? Is the Henry Hudson?

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Didn't? I don't. I don't
remember which bridge it is. I just

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don't remember. That's only that's the
only Yonkers Bridge that I can that I

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might have been Henry Hudson. This
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in Irvington, but we would go
to the city that I hang out have

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fun for the summer. It wasn't
anyway. What is that? What does

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it matter? Like? What even
is that? Like? Every time I

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hear that word, it's a real
place? Younger there is an extension of

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like New York City. It's like
it's like Mount Vernon. Yonkers are the

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just exiting New York City place.
What is the what? What fucking person?

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What is is is that? What
is Yonkers? I mean the word

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is a name, Like it just
doesn't sound real as even as a young

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boy, I'm like I hear youngers, I'm like, that just sounds like

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some clown ship. I don't know, like youngers. It's like, like

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like you it is. It does
sound like just like a silly clown word.

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It's so it's so funny because it's
desensitized to me. It's just like

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I've always because it's just like where
I was from, silly when you think

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about outside of that context, I've
never I've never asked. I'm like,

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Oh, here's some New Yorkers,
I ask them, what what is younger

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there? There's like there's like a
lot of weird history there, like Ela

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Fitzgerald and like Steven Tyler and like
DMX and they see all these people are

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from you. I knew I know
this because people there don't shut up about

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it. I think the first time
I ever really focused on that word,

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like actually focused on it was when
Tyler the creator dropped that track Yonkers,

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and it made me think about it
more. I'm like, what the fuck

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is yonkers? It's just such an
interesting word. It's yeah, it's like

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you got prized or something like Yonkers. You know, the Yonkers they were

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called They're called Yonkers with a U
before uh huh, and that is pretty

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much a referring to the southern portion
of the Bronx. People that said within

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that area were the Yonkers. Basically, as far as I know, like

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Yonkers was just like like a place
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I remember hearing a lot about like
how it was like really big for

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like inventors around that time, like
around like around the time that it was

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settled. It was a lot of
like like science people kind of living there

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and like the inventing ship. Like
I don't know what the fuck that really

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means, yeah, because I didn't
care about it, but but yeah,

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I don't know it doesn't matter.
It's it's not important. I like it

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over there, but like also like
I would never go back. I would

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never like live there again. Once
I got a nice house. M If

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I can get a nice house in
Youngers, I wouldn't mind. But I

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don't know anything. Whatever. It's
so it doesn't matter that it is so

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foreign to me. I remember seeing
it. I remember seeing it in Fucking

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Spider Man ps. Four because there's
like a level in Grand Central Station where

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like and you can see like where
the where the trains are going, and

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I remember saying, it's like,
this is the first time I think I've

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ever seen youkers mentioned in anything that
wasn't younkers. That was It was very

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crazy, I guess. M yeah, the fact that I made a song

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about the fact that mean because yonkers
means y'all, what you call it means

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gentlemen. It means the young gentleman. A younger is a gentle young gentleman.

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I guess that's why the inventors.
I guess that's why I like it's

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like an inventor, because it called
the junkers, the junkers before the junkers.

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It means the young gentleman. What
they yeah, it's I don't want

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clown there, but the clown's got
molested very deeply there, and fucking I

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know what's over there, ed Ground
Poe's house or whatever the fuck? Oh

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yeah, I remember taking a field
trip to to egg Ground Poe's house or

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something in like Catholic school or something. There's a bunch of assholes there,

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just a bunch of dickheads hanging around
like it was school. There's no there

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are people who. It's so funny
though, because it's like that really is

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just something that people are because I
was in Catholic school where you couldn't really

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express yourself at all. I mean
you could really. It was like it

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was like New York Catholic school.
It wasn't like fucking Mississippi where they're gonna

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they're gonna, we're gonna take you
with the fucking they're gonna take you over

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the altar and come on you and
ring you dry afterwards. But you know,

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but but it was I don't know, you could you met certain people

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there, and you like, even
though they were in like a like a

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very clear Catholic uniform and they didn't
have make on, you could just be

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like you're a goth person. Yeah, I know it. I know it,

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like I can just tell just by
your by your fucking phenotype or whatever.

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Yeah, I knew it. Even
back then, I knew. I

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knew it. You're too god,
you're too gaunt not to be a goth.

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Really they need really man, and
it's like you're gone, you're a

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goth. And he's like, you
know, I'm magnetically drawn to you.

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That's how I know. But shut
up the I can't remember the last time

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I rented a car, Like,
I hate renting cars because they're so fucking

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I don't know. They never have
the car that I asked for. It's

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never like it's always like I'm sorry, I know you reserve this thing,

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but would you take a Jeep?
And it's like, I don't want to

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fucking jeep? Are you insane?
When I was like younger, I used

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to rent cars just to try them
out. So I would I would try

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out like really like out there car. I remember I drove like a I

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think I I've rented one time when
I went back to New York. I

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got this big white like a like
a not a six door Jeep, but

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it might as well have been,
you know, what I mean, like

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those long like it was basically a
hummer, just because I was like,

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I was like, I'm curious what
it's like to drive one of these,

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and it was just like not fun
at all. It was. It was

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terrible. It feels nice to be
able to run over niggas man like sometimes

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you just like you're like a powerful
and you just I was in I think

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I got it. I got it
purely to have sex in a in a

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big car. I don't have good
do you have a big car? In

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general? I miss h. I
just saw an old photo of my Ford

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Explorer and uh it it fucking it
died a few years ago and I was

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like, damn, I missed that. Like just it's just good for everything

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you can. You can pull over
and bang in it, you can store

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extra shit in it, your house
blows up, you can sleep in it.

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It's just like I have a fucking
Fiesta right now. This thing is

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just a little bit bigger than my
penis, Like it's it's tiny, dude,

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slightly asked car. I have a
massive cock though, but this is

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his car? Is my cock is
a six door? The uh that's insane?

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Is a cylinder carrying that thing around, Like where did you even where?

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Even? You know? How you
how you fold up a map?

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You gotta do that to your penis. Bro Anyway, nothing interesting happened as

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far as I'm aware. So we're
gonna go into some questions. We got

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a lot of questions over see what
I named the episode on Patreon? What

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did you say? Check it out? Let me check it out right now?

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Let me read it. Let me
read it for you, the most

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recent episode. No, no,
let me hear. Is it really you

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just named it rip Matthew Perry for
real? Yeah, look a look at

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it. This episode we talk about
some N word that drowned in the fucking

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hot tub. You really, you're
the worst person I've been. I've been

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battling. I've been battling what I
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a minute because I was like,
Okay, how do I not be you?

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Huh do you? What's the next? Uh? This? Then?

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Uh? Really ahead of time?
Yeah, that's already seen it. Well

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they have already seen it, true, man, that is true. But

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yeah, it's the Matthew Perry one
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that's coming up today. Uh,
it's because it's just like, all right,

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I want to be respectful, but
at the same time, you know

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you should just you should just call
it this, call it what what it's

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called. But then just put find
a photo of somebody who looks almost like

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Matthew Berry but not quite you know
what I mean. Put the or put

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the image of him spitting up water
from the Friends. So I was thinking,

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because here's the thing perfect out any
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okay. Like so I was thinking
of doing like kind of opaque. It's

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a little transparent, but then there's
a bigger picture of him looking respectable.

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But then in like very transparent in
the background with like maybe like forty percent

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opcity, you can see him spitting
the water out. But I feel like

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without context, it's it's respectable.
If you don't know what it's, it's

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respectable as long as you don't understand
he's just thinking. Maybe you're just thinking

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because that's oh, that's iconic.
It's the opening friends theme and he like

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spits other thing that's cute. And
then there's us where we know why we

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will Is it too much? Is
it too much? Is it too much

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to take the friend's logo and just
kind of like erase, like just make

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it say end. You know what
I mean? You know what I mean?

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Like is that I mean to just
layer its R and I end.

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I think that's kind of funny.
But that's not bad. It's actually pretty

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good. I think I think I'm
gonna work it out. I'm gonna work

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it out. Yeah, episode of
him swimming right, Shut up, shut

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up, listen, let's just move
on. I'm trying to get to these

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questions here. I'm not trying to
disrespect. Yeah, not using it.

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I am not using it. You
can put one. Let this by the

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way, let me be and I
want to see it. Okay, I'll

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go and photo for that. Let
this be a full on confirmation to the

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audience that when he's a horrible as
horrible as like, he pretends like I

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edit him to be like the worst
person and this is just him. No,

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this is just him, bro,
this is I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm always the one that has a
respect people die. I'm one that

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unanimously respects it for the most part. Shut the funk up. But I

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don't feel anything for him at all. I feel nothing for this man.

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That is one of the few times
where I can be freely as as apathetic

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as I can. All Right,
all right, all right, let's move

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on. I got questions. All
right, we have pat We have questions

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that are are our wonderful audience over
at Patriot, our entirely homeless audience at

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patreon dot COM's last snark tank sends
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So we're gonna read their their little
comments. This is I don't I

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don't have an answer to this,
but it got me. This question I

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have no answer to, but it
got me thinking about a really interesting premise,

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so I wanted to run it by
you, guys. Ned Erdie or

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a ned Erdy wrote in he says, high, Cosmo, Wanda and one

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Decimo. Remember that Tim Allen movie
The Santa Claus, where where Tim Allen

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kills Santa Claus and then transmographies into
Santa over the course of a year.

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My question is if you had to
kill kill and then become Santa, what

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would you do? I actually I
don't have an answer to the question,

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but it got me thinking about,
like, how would you like what if

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this extended to pe like figures beyond
Santa Claus? Like what if you found

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like what if you were like hunting, right, and you killed a rabbit

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and then oh my god, it's
the Easter bunny. And then you had

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no fucking idea, and then slowly, over the course of a year,

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you just become you assume the mantle
of the Easter bunny. You start transmogrifying

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into this fucking creature or what other
like holiday? How much of me is

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left? I mean, you're you're
you will end up like like you will

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end up a rabbit like Kingston will
disappear. Yes, you know how the

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fly works? Okay, okay,
okay. I would It's like kill a

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leprechaun to become a leprechan and I
would start saying vapid ship. I'd just

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go crazy as I shrink out to
bite people because I'm tinier. Now,

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do you remember that Disney movie The
Luck of the Irish where that you don't

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remember that that is Irish? I
don't think. Yeah, I only barely

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remember, but I'm pretty sure that's
what that movie is. I'm pretty sure

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like a kid kills a and because
it's embracing your culture of as an Irish

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person, I wouldn't know my name
is Irish, but I'm not one of

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them, so I wouldn't know.
Yeah, that's great. I don't know.

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I love that for you. I
don't really really really turned Irish face

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and I was walking like, oh
I we kind of recorded eleven thirty.

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Eleven thirty, that's Irish? What
the is that? What I Irish?

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I don't pronounce the H. Man, it's I'm Tom sweety height the guys,

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what's it's the turn of November.
It's the turn of November. We

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need to record at eleven thirty.
Yeah, that's not so weird, there's

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I mean, yeah, just like
yeah, I know, I don't have

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a lot of experience sincerely with like
I don't think I've ever met anybody,

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but then I met people with like
americanized Irish accents, you know what I

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mean, where it's like it's it's
very faded. Chris O'Neil is one of

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those people. Chris O'Neil had a
very faded Irish accent. Uh, guy,

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I know Mark has has a similarly
kind of faded Irish accent where it's

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like, oh man, that's like
strange because it's like it's not I don't

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know if I would guess that it
was Irish, but I would clearly tell

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it. I know it's not American. It's like very strange. Yeah,

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a few. Well, I mean
one of my closest friends, she's Irish

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and so her mannerisms they're all in
my head. But yeah, I watch

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this guy, uh that chapter,
he's like the only murder porn guy that

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I watch, and he's the I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, wait I heard

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something that what he's the only murder
porn guy you watch? What do you

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mean? Yeah, a true crime
okay, yeah, yeah, I don't

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even like snuff porn or was like, but there was a whole thing about

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calling it murder porn because of the
people it makes. It makes perfect.

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There's the two types of people.
People who find it fascinating and people were

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way too into it where you're kind
of like looking at them side eye,

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like don't you love finding how people
get murdered? Like I'm the opposite.

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I don't like when they describe the
details of the murders and ship and like

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the and like how like I like
just everything that surrounds it. But then

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when I got to hear about,
oh dude got decapitated, and I'm like,

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oh fuck, Like I don't really
but then there's other pas, like

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they're so fascinating. Here's always like
some fucking there's always like some like Twilight

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Zone, ask motherfucker announcing it with
like no, something like no, like

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completely detached to some cold motherfucker.
He's like, this man was found,

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but a perfectly shrink wrapped copy of
Destroyal Humans rammed up his urethra and it

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was fucking funny and it was really
hard and I kept laughing. I came,

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so I came. That's why I
said, Uh, it would be

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I think it would be better if
if you did it swing I'd be laugh

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I'm like, I'm like this man, wait, what you hear me?

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Like in a middle a redness gript
what happened this guy? Like Times top

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one hundred best YouTubers, like most
viewed YouTubers, If you did it?

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Oh yeah yeah, because that ship
is so popular. You know, it's

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crazy. I was watching I was
watching like some some old like montages of

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like old two thousands TV shows or
whatever, and it was like wife swap

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and like stuff like that, And
dude, the two thousands television was so

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unhinged in a way that like,
I honestly can't believe we didn't note it,

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like it was just completely There's this
there's this great episode of wife Swap

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where some guys like talking about like
how like I don't even know it's like

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some guy it was like a whitewap
episode where he's like, yeah, I'm

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you know, I'm a I'm a
secure man. I don't need to be

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validated for it. Like I know, I'm a real man. I know

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what that means. And then it
immediately cuts and the announcer and and the

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vo guy is like, up,
next, watch a real man cry.

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And it's footed it's each of him
just bawling because he's clearly having a mental

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breakdown. I'm like, Yo,
that's nuts. Next up, watch real

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man cry. No hint of a
no hint of chill at all. I

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think about at television like that,
and I'm like, if you're doing wife

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swap, right, yeah, you
gotta be like, hey, can I

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fuck this new wife? Is that
cool? That was my immediate question,

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that question, like what is that? What is that? Like it really

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was a kind of it's really weird
that that was basically like a cock show.

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I know they didn't sleep together,
but it's like the idea, you

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know, what I mean, Like, it's just like because they slept in

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the same beds in that show.
At least at least they filmed it like

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they did, so they tried to
get that across. I don't know if

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that, I don't know how true
that is, but like they did,

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they got that message across it as
that's just my fucking Like, I'm like,

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no deal, I'm sending her back
to Sender's returning to Sender. Fuck

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fu and not like like had sex
with fucked like damaged. Okay, weird

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to say, good show that motherfucker
touched my wife. I'm killing him.

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But I'm fucking it. I love
it. I love it. Do you

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ever watch that show The Swan?
I think it was just called The Swan?

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Heard that. I remember the the
point of the the end game of

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it, but it was no it
was it was ugly motherfuckers getting plastic surgery.

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That's all it was. But it
was like a game show type of

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thing almost the way that they had
it laid out. It wasn't like,

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say, oh, Reality TV or
something like you would probably imagine. It's

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like there's a stage they just point
out all other these people are. They

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give them horrible plastic surgery where they
look even worse and then they they're just

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like couple. It's it was probably
one of the fucking craziest shows I've ever

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seen, because I've never I don't
even know what the if you want anything

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other than you just look. You
know, plastic surgery back then wasn't even

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that good. So yeah, it's
like it's still pretty bad. Actually I

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take that back. It's okay.
It's just people take it way too fucking

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far. I think the technology is
there to do it well, but people

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don't know how to limp. It's
like it you know that thing. It's

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like that's saying it's like everything in
moderation. I guess, right, although

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this is kind of like different because
you don't really it's you know, yeah,

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right, you don't need any of
it. But I've seen people with

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plant who did plastic hurgy and it's
like, oh, that looks great or

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like, you know, it's like
that's that's that look doesn't look weird at

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all to me, and then other
people who just look like like fucking beautiful

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squid words and it's just like you
are fucking gross. You are gross.

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You're sixty five, you're sixty five
year old woman. You look fucking terrible.

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Why are you trying? I want
to begrudge anybody for doing like basic

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ship like honestly, I'll be real
with you, Like if if if somebody

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was like old and they had like
a turkey neck and they want to get

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rid of that, I support that
entirely. I support that entirely because that

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shit looks fucking stupid, and I'm
making fun of you always if you had

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that. If you have that,
I make fun of you constantly. I

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don't want to slap it. When
I wake up, I think of you

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and I laugh. So get rid
of that, for sure. But everything

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else to be seems totally like the
whole buckle fat removal thing that's going around

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where like so buckle fat, I
think it's I look, I'm a guy.

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I have not looked into this really
deeply. I assume, based on

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the cursory research that I've done,
that there's like fat here, like there's

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like natural fat here in like the
cheeks, and they get it sucked out

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to give themselves more of like a
contour or like more of like a look

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up. So if you want to
look it up, there's obvious images of

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it makes you look less feminine?
Is that for women? Yes? So

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like listen, so here it is. It's b U C C A L

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is how you spell it, and
it's buckle fat removal. You can google

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images of it right now just to
get get an idea of it. I

404
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:12.319
think the girl from the Boys did
it, uh starlight, which sucks because

405
00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:17.960
I thought she was really gorgeous actually, and I just I think, like,

406
00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:19.519
it's well, I think naturally because
it's kind of like, you know,

407
00:28:19.559 --> 00:28:25.519
the more fat you have on you, it it uh it d mask.

408
00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:27.160
You know, it's like if you're
a guy, and the more fat

409
00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:30.680
you have on you, the less
masculine you look. And the same goes

410
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:34.079
and reverse for women. Were if
they have if you see more of their

411
00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:38.440
bone structure, unless you know,
like it's natural. It's like if if

412
00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:42.599
you're if you're like way too thin, or if you noticeably dry out fat

413
00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:47.640
from a specific area, you just
look fucking weird. Man. Yeah,

414
00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:49.920
yeah, it's I mean I've seen
it like it's it's it's another. It's

415
00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.640
one of those things where it's like
it's very clearly like something. I have

416
00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:56.119
friends who've done it who look perfectly
fine because it's like very little. They

417
00:28:56.119 --> 00:28:59.400
didn't get rid of all of it, They just got rid of some of

418
00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:00.119
it to kind of like if their
face is a little bit more of the

419
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:03.000
way they want, Like I don't
mind that at all, but like there

420
00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:07.160
are people who are getting it completely
fucking removed, completely fucking completely, and

421
00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:11.240
it's and it just you look like
a fucking alien. I'm sorry, Like

422
00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:14.720
it just doesn't. It just doesn't
look natural or correct at all. If

423
00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:17.039
you get rid of all your buckle
fat you need that to look like a

424
00:29:17.079 --> 00:29:19.279
person, you scream like like,
oh my god, what's that? What

425
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:22.279
you see him? Next time?
Keep face, guys, I feel like

426
00:29:22.319 --> 00:29:27.440
only like a ah, it's the
fourth kind and like and just cry.

427
00:29:29.160 --> 00:29:32.720
But I know, I don't know
looks like Triple h you know, because

428
00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:36.640
of her nose. Holy shit,
Like like I feel like there's there are

429
00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:40.359
times where, yeah, if she
got her nose done, I'd be like,

430
00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:42.720
yeah, of course, Like it's
not because it's not even symmetrical,

431
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:47.119
Like Triple does not have a symmetrical
nose to with the rest of his the

432
00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:51.240
rest of his fucking his face.
It's just out there and it looks very

433
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:55.759
obvious and so in real in things
like that, if there's something I feel

434
00:29:55.759 --> 00:30:00.440
like that is, I would say
traditionally abnormal, I see no problem.

435
00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:03.359
Well there's obviously no problem either way. But I'm saying I would totally understand

436
00:30:03.359 --> 00:30:06.160
if people wanted to get some work
done. But when you see things that

437
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:10.039
are traditionally normal and people want to
get rid of it, I'm always opposed

438
00:30:10.039 --> 00:30:14.039
to it. It's like, uh, unless, like I saw a girl

439
00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:17.880
she got a breast reduction or tits
were masked to very small frame, and

440
00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:19.759
then she got her tits and all
the guys in the comment sections are like

441
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:22.480
freaking out, and I'm like,
I don't know, man, I think

442
00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:29.240
better because your back were like fucking
picos and ship Like. There's also just

443
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:33.000
like a genuinely crazy those are just
a genuinely good medical reason to do that,

444
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:36.559
you know, right, So it's
like, okay, that is natural.

445
00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:40.759
But at the same times, on
the skinny girl is not good for

446
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:44.119
them, Like I've seen it more
than once, and it's like it's not

447
00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:48.640
not great for them, like it
hurts them, like it's like one of

448
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:52.640
the It's like it's like when a
dog you've had for a long time dies,

449
00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:55.440
you know what I mean? Where
it's like, man, this is

450
00:30:56.000 --> 00:31:00.680
I feel I feel bad that this
is going away, but it's inhumane to

451
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:04.799
keep it going, you know,
like it's like I understand, so I'll

452
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:11.200
mourn it. Make no mistake if
I'm dating somebody with just h h you

453
00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:12.559
know H size, and I'm just
like a man, this is great.

454
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:19.319
Yeah, exactly. You know,
I'm knocking those things around like like hell

455
00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:26.759
for at least at least one at
least one last time. Funeral, you

456
00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:27.839
know, Viking Funeral will send them
off on a boat. I'll shoot an

457
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:33.519
narrow, light it on fire.
For me, I personally get plastic surgery

458
00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:38.920
only to change my nose. I
don't think you've got a bad nose.

459
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:44.680
Change your nose. I'd make it
as broad as it like this broad.

460
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:48.400
You'd make it like Shannon Sharp's nose. Yeah, like that, like it's

461
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.319
like a true blue. You would
look at I find I find disdain for

462
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:55.799
your nose weird. M hm,
yeah, I said, I find your

463
00:31:55.839 --> 00:32:00.279
disdain for your nose very. I
think it does entirely. I don't know

464
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:04.359
what it is. And I think
you would look baffling weird, Like even

465
00:32:04.359 --> 00:32:08.839
if you had my nose, you
look weird. I wish you had standard.

466
00:32:09.079 --> 00:32:12.559
I wouldn't be friends with you straight. I just had a standard negroid

467
00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:16.720
nose, a big white, super
wide nostrils, small, no bridge,

468
00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:21.519
just a big old you just want
like a triangle audience. It is a

469
00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:28.240
big old fucking Savannah African nose and
a little bit of water. It's not

470
00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:30.480
for you, man. A serious
question, though, serious question, like

471
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:31.759
if you had to do pass,
but what would you do? Like actually

472
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:40.160
if you had if you had one, you actually actually okay, I just

473
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:44.319
don't. I mean, if there's
anything like it could be nothing, well

474
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:49.279
like literally nothing other than uh if
if somebody just gave me money, I'd

475
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:52.720
be like, I'm not opposed to
hard work and losing weight, but it

476
00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:55.920
go ahead and suck something that goddamn
fat off me whatever you know, like

477
00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:59.759
you don't even suck is zapp it
off? Dude? Is that so whatever?

478
00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:01.920
Either interested into my body? So
you just zap it off. I

479
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:08.200
would deal with the pain this,
give me no, give me no painkillers.

480
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:15.960
I'm like, that's I would.
I would try to take myself really

481
00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:22.559
tall, but only in my shins. Oh, no long shins. I

482
00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:24.039
have really long shins. In that
it I would have six foot shins,

483
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:29.119
and then the rest of me would
be normal. You know what I would

484
00:33:29.160 --> 00:33:30.680
do? You know what I would
do. I would get out. I

485
00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:34.720
would try to have somebody to put
us the devas stand in my back and

486
00:33:34.759 --> 00:33:37.559
then die like that's not real.
Yeah, that's not real. You would

487
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:43.880
immediately die like you were going to
shot. So quick cut my back open

488
00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:47.319
and put its fucking turbine in me
and they're like, yo, I pay,

489
00:33:47.599 --> 00:33:52.400
just pay some just pay some Korean
guy. Just play some Korean guy

490
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.519
with like with like a fucking Deli
next to Denny's and be like, hey,

491
00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:58.160
can you put this fucking PlayStation five
in my back? And they're like

492
00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:04.160
yeah, sure, and then they
just and then just come into I'm yea,

493
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:08.920
No, honestly, I don't live. I don't know, but I

494
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:14.360
got a metal skeleton and every time
I go through, every time I go

495
00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:19.880
through, it's the winter. I'm
paralyzed three months and a year because of

496
00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:22.920
the cold. I can't move.
No, you're just dead. You're just

497
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:30.039
dead. You're you're really overestimating your
ability to die minutes into the operation.

498
00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:35.000
You should get strong moments. You
should get implants in your biceps. Only

499
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:37.679
Chris, have you seen cynthol.
Have you seen what those guys BELLI ship

500
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:43.800
And they're just like, there's this
Russian guy who I started following. I

501
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:49.480
saw him a long time ago and
I finally found him and he's just he's

502
00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:52.199
done slap fighting, the power slap
thing he has these he just had.

503
00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:57.119
It's just his arms, just his
biceps, and it looks so fucking disgusting,

504
00:34:57.239 --> 00:35:00.400
like he's probably gonna die from some
poisoning pretty soon. But you should.

505
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:02.679
Yeah, I don't know, man, the whole, the whole.

506
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:06.480
The only thing that I could think. I don't know if I don't know

507
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:08.239
if hair stuff is plastic surgery necessarily, but if I lost any more,

508
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:12.280
if I lost like more hair and
my hairline like went like crazy, i'd

509
00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:15.679
probably like get more, get like
a hairline thing. Yeah, I don't.

510
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:17.159
Yeah, I think so, just
because I like having hair honestly,

511
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:20.480
Like I don't really care about like
how I look more so, I just

512
00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:22.280
like I like having hairsh fuck around
with. It's funny, like I don't

513
00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:27.880
feel the opposite, but I almost
feel like just because I haven't completely lost

514
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:31.599
my hair, like my hairline's gone
back just a little bit, but I

515
00:35:31.639 --> 00:35:38.159
almost feel like it feels disrespectful to
my head because I kind of want to

516
00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:40.880
just shave my I just want to
shave it off. Really, I've thought

517
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:45.920
about that too, like I've definitely
just like shaving. Shaving. That's what

518
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:46.840
you used to do when I was
young. It's just it's and then I

519
00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:51.320
do myself right now, I have
my wife she cuts my hair because first

520
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:52.920
and before, I just hate spending
money on the hair. I just feel

521
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.440
like it's it just it just pisses
me off to give these fuckers money.

522
00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:59.159
And I'm to give you a tip
too, doing your fucking job at your

523
00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:01.280
job. You didn't do anything else
for me? Did you? Did you

524
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:04.360
take my balls? And I gotta
give you. I still give him a

525
00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:07.679
tip anyway, but still they don't
your balls. I mean, I'm going

526
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:15.000
to the wrong box, all right. You gotta come to my guy grabbing

527
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:15.639
their head to bring your head to
your cock, and they're like, what

528
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:22.159
are you doing coming to your job? Suck me up. I'll go to

529
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:24.079
your guy because you go to a
black barber. They're all beating the ship

530
00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:29.840
out of you. If you even
suggest that ship, just start stopping you.

531
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:32.159
The fuck is wrong with you.
And then they'll continue to get in

532
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:37.239
some head. God, they'll talk
for seventy hours and just do one little

533
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:43.639
slight. I'm a little black barbershops. It's so fun. I have ship

534
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:47.039
to do. I I that's a
that's a day. That's a day.

535
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:50.480
Though you like, take you take
it. I wish I had a day,

536
00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:52.280
if I if I had time off. Dude, I'm always doing it

537
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:58.159
unfortunately, so it's now it's just
I'm just haveing my wife do it because

538
00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:00.360
I gets fair. You'd have the
fun a borrower for like an hour and

539
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:04.280
a half for me, or I'm
like, just shave the sides off you

540
00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:07.719
piece of ship. This will literally
take ten minutes or less. Turn the

541
00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:12.880
fucking things off for a second,
and then talk to fucking his nigga behind

542
00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:15.920
him and turn it back on and
go. And I'm like, are you

543
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:21.559
I'm going to kill you. I
love that love. I get it.

544
00:37:21.719 --> 00:37:23.559
It's I get the vibe. I
get it. It's just I just don't

545
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:27.119
have time for It's just like I
said, I don't read books because like,

546
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:29.920
I don't have time to just do
one thing. I'm trying to do

547
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:37.480
fucking pussy. I don't expect them. I'm not a fucking pussy, fucking

548
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:44.159
pussy, I don't do isn't somebody
here? Go ahead? It's weird,

549
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:52.320
is it isn't I heard a voice
screaming, explosion. The room goes white,

550
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:55.719
and it's like, what, dude, what if he gets gets like

551
00:37:57.000 --> 00:38:00.159
he's getting assaulted behind us, like
he's getting he's punched, and the dude

552
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:06.239
slides his fucking pants off. It's
just like rubbing his butchies. I would

553
00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:12.920
just I would just simply exit.
I wouldn't even. I wouldn't even.

554
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:16.119
I always be like, oh ship, just looking at the camera, just

555
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:25.880
rubbing, like Derek. So what
uh? The dark the dark tank?

556
00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:31.760
Everybody? Yeah you died? Yeah, I mean yeah, well these things

557
00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:35.719
happen. Did you have a butler
or made answer? Your ship? Heard

558
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:38.440
a voice? Do I have a
man? You have like a helper or

559
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:44.480
something? I've heard a voice?
Yeah, Like I'm like, I'm ex

560
00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:50.880
QC helper, ex QC Holy ship, Holy ship. I forgot about this,

561
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:54.880
my god. So everybody, everyone
that I saw in my timeline,

562
00:38:54.960 --> 00:39:00.480
we all thought in unison that oh
this is just an ex QC, like

563
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:02.320
people have been editing all the time, him reacting to fucked up ship.

564
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:10.039
This one was real. He was
watching just fucking Gossin's Palestine is getting fucking

565
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:16.400
bombed a hell and he was making
face. Yeah, it's crazy. He

566
00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:21.079
was like, oh my god,
he's like I was like, I couldn't

567
00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:27.639
believe it when I saw and then
Noodle and then Noodle friend of the show,

568
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:31.679
or it is so funny Noodle because
like I so Noodle is a YouTuber.

569
00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:35.239
He said he does great videos on
like games and stuff, but like

570
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:38.519
I met him accidentally when he was
when he had no subscribers because I bullied

571
00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:44.400
him in a in a Halo game
for years ago. Yeah, years ago,

572
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:46.400
that guy Noodle in my Halo video
where I made fun of him.

573
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:50.360
It was my it was my bully
Hunter's video or like at the end,

574
00:39:50.440 --> 00:39:52.360
I had like a master class where
I was like I dont even teach you

575
00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:53.039
how to bully, and like he
was one of the people in the games

576
00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:58.039
that I was like shitting on mic
He was like, oh, couch,

577
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:01.840
I mean he's he's he's cool,
but like he made fun of x U.

578
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:05.199
See he's blown up since then,
but like he was like this scum

579
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:08.920
fuck and the XUC responded like basically
with a picture of him like with a

580
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:12.320
bunch of money, and he was
just like on the ground, like,

581
00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:14.320
oh, look at how much money
I have? Like, wow, this

582
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:20.119
guy, uh somebody he's in Montreal, right, isn't he one of those

583
00:40:20.159 --> 00:40:24.280
people Canadian pad? The thing that
sucks about it too, is that,

584
00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:30.760
like I X, you see is
clearly like miserable. Like he's clearly like

585
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:34.639
a miserable person. But I actually
think he's too stupid to even understand that.

586
00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:37.719
So he's like so he's like.
The sad thing about it is that

587
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.719
he's like he's like inoculated to the
reality of how sad his existence is.

588
00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:45.320
Like he has all this money,
nobody likes him, He's completely unlikable.

589
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:49.079
He's got no personality. He's got
I've seen more personality in a microwave sock.

590
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:52.920
But he has so many he has
so many followers it blows my mind.

591
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:55.400
I following, I was like,
how like not even I'm not even

592
00:40:55.480 --> 00:41:00.679
like I tried so hard. I
tried, so's he's not for anybody.

593
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:02.960
I have no problem. I have
no problem saying I have no problem saying

594
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:09.239
this. There's actual See donates no
value to humanity at all. His existence

595
00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:15.119
is like a deficit on the on
the human human sucks. Look now,

596
00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:20.159
it's just like completely worth. Gen
Z is a little weird brother like they're

597
00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:24.880
they're they're the stuff that they're into. The I show speed uh EXQC.

598
00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:29.199
Even when I go go to the
gym. I've been going to the gym

599
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:35.760
since I was like seventeen eighteen,
and the very different. You don't like

600
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.400
seeing how young people behave now do
every time I go to the fucking gym

601
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:43.280
and go to the sauna and there
are people who have no muscles on them

602
00:41:43.880 --> 00:41:47.880
taking videos of themselves posing. I've
never seen that. It is a it's

603
00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:52.079
it's a thing. It's just different. I don't understand it. Why the

604
00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:54.000
fuck would you humiliate yourself like that? But it's for them, they're not

605
00:41:54.559 --> 00:42:01.199
It's like they're being fucking weird transmission
there. No, it's no transformation.

606
00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:06.079
You don't fucking flex in the mirror. You stand normal and this is my

607
00:42:06.280 --> 00:42:09.440
old And then when you're actually transformed, when you start flexing. These people

608
00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:14.039
are fucking flexing like as if they're
jacked and shit. And I was like,

609
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:16.159
I will beat the living piss out
of all of you, all of

610
00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:21.000
you combined, and and and they're
just like, but they're so like gaudy,

611
00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:23.199
and I'm like, anyway, I
just feel like there's like, maybe

612
00:42:23.239 --> 00:42:27.880
it's confidence though I like fair play. I guess right, maybe it's a

613
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:30.880
confidence thing because I'm like, I
just never seen it before and these are

614
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:35.519
the same people probably watching x Q
while they're flexing. Maybe maybe I don't

615
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:38.400
know. I can't. I I
tried to find like the I tried to

616
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:42.840
find my way around because I wanted
to tell him to kill himself. I

617
00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:46.760
saw that, so I tried.
I tried to find some some way around

618
00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:49.400
it. And I think it's still
up. I don't think, because I

619
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:52.639
don't think it's too roundabout for it
to qualify as like a as like a

620
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:57.760
as like a proper that was to
length? What did you say? I

621
00:42:57.840 --> 00:42:59.880
can't. I mean, that's the
only thing I think. I said,

622
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:04.840
Uh, it is my personal belief
that you should bathe more regularly, wash

623
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:07.599
your toaster, and practice multitasking.
Yeah, yeah, is what I said.

624
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:10.440
Because I knew it was lengthy enough
to not it would be it would

625
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:13.559
be like if it got reported,
I would be like, why, what

626
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:15.719
is what is the problem with this? Right? I think they wouldn't they

627
00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:17.440
wouldn't even if it got reported,
they wouldn't. Uh. Even if you

628
00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:22.480
could appeal it, it would be
too Uh. I's awso people. I

629
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:24.480
was shocked to see certain people like
publicly liking and I was like, that's

630
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:30.079
fine, that's interesting because no one
likes him. No one likes him though,

631
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:34.360
like no like and no one has
any respect for him. It's funny

632
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.880
because I was I was at a
party uh recently where I like, it's

633
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.400
so weird. I was like in
a party and like Hassan was there,

634
00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:44.760
and I'm like, this is fucking
weird. But but like, uh,

635
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:46.679
and I remember thinking like, oh
man, I've I've made fun of a

636
00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:50.639
couple of people in this room.
And it's so funny. It's so funny

637
00:43:50.639 --> 00:43:52.320
to be in that environment because I
feel like a spy almost. Yeah,

638
00:43:53.320 --> 00:43:55.559
I liked even though I liked most
of the people there, Like it's like

639
00:43:55.639 --> 00:43:58.400
you know, Eddie Burback and all
these people, and I'm like, oh,

640
00:43:58.440 --> 00:44:00.360
I like these guys. But then
like, oh, I know you

641
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:04.880
have a thought. I know you
have a thought about maybe it's weird.

642
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:07.440
I'm very bad, Like I don't
know. I can't if I don't like

643
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:12.079
somebody, I can't mess with them
very well. Oh no, I didn't

644
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:16.599
go up in to Hassan and be
like, oh hey, manly bro,

645
00:44:17.920 --> 00:44:22.519
you take that back like a bitch, bro. I don't know. Actually

646
00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:25.920
I actually more respect for Hassan because
of his interview with what do you call

647
00:44:25.960 --> 00:44:31.079
it? That that's Chris Morgan,
Pierce Morgan, lamey British cunt everybody.

648
00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:37.119
You know what I'll say about Piers
Morgan, even though he is like slimy

649
00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:43.639
as ship, He's let on a
lot of like people who normally any other

650
00:44:43.719 --> 00:44:46.119
mainstream media outlet would not let on, which I will say is kind of

651
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:51.679
insane. He had even hard paint. I don't like Jank at all.

652
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:59.800
His his his uncle iss yeah really
he does. Yeah, opposite of an

653
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:06.199
casparian who added experience another person who
she has she has good takes sometimes,

654
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:08.760
but just so, why did it
to be so unlikable? Like it's like

655
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:13.280
but that you could you could really
extend that argument to all of us,

656
00:45:13.320 --> 00:45:15.880
you know what I mean, Like
because if you see because I'm sure we

657
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:19.519
each have good takes and bad takes
or whatever, but like people like people

658
00:45:19.599 --> 00:45:22.079
might see it in like a very
specific context where it's like wow, this

659
00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:23.320
guy's a fucking asshole or whatever,
and like, you know, I don't

660
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:27.000
know. I agree. The longer, the longer, yeah, the longer

661
00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:30.000
I've lived on the end of the
more, I'm like, I've seen videos

662
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:32.599
of people where they say shit that's
like really fucking ridiculous and just out of

663
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:35.840
pocket and just like, wow,
that's a really dumb thing to say.

664
00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:38.440
But I don't even think, Like
I that used to be enough for me

665
00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:40.480
to be like, oh, well, fuck that guy, but now it's

666
00:45:40.559 --> 00:45:45.039
like, I don't know if I
really give a ship. I agree content

667
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:50.320
people make now. Bro, if
you don't know these, you know,

668
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:52.960
you don't know something stupid. Eventually, if you're if you're fucking doing this,

669
00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:59.599
you will. And there's also the
idea of like just when like we

670
00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:04.079
would meet fans or whatever. Like
I remember meeting fans and sometimes it never

671
00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:06.360
got as crazy as like sneak oh
you know what I mean, where people

672
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:08.440
were like yeah, fuck women,
but like, but I did. I

673
00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:12.039
remember meeting some fans who were like, uh, yeah, man I I

674
00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.079
I don't know, I man,
I fucking hate Anita Sarkisian or whatever,

675
00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:19.920
And I'm like, I mean,
okay, but uh, I mean do

676
00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:22.880
you hate this person really? Like
I remember thinking, like like hate,

677
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.920
I really feel like I think she's
don't get me wrong, I think I

678
00:46:24.960 --> 00:46:29.679
don't think she's very intelligent. I
think her content's not very good, and

679
00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:31.679
I'll make fun of it. But
like hate, is you hate this person?

680
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:35.440
That's a bit that's a bit strong, because I don't feel that for

681
00:46:35.559 --> 00:46:37.480
really anybody that I don't I haven't
met personally, you know what I mean?

682
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:42.239
I know, like the only person
that is even close to or I

683
00:46:42.599 --> 00:46:45.440
would attack them, you know.
Like I'm talking about hate is like there's

684
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:49.360
something about and I might have mentioned
this before, but I have like almost

685
00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:53.519
a Pavlovian response to Matt Walsh,
Like if I saw him, I would

686
00:46:53.679 --> 00:47:00.480
probably pounce on him just because just
knowing how many people he's caused harm,

687
00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:05.199
and there's it extends to a lot
of people, have right whatever something about

688
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:09.719
specifically just knowing that Like when if
you see old ass pictures of this dude,

689
00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:14.119
he was basically he looked like the
drummer of h I make fun of

690
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:15.960
this guy every once while the drummer
of the Black Keys. That guy looks

691
00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:21.199
like such an ugly fucking nerd is
not the guy who fumbles Michelle, Yes,

692
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.280
that guy, same guy, And
basically that's what Matt watsh looked like.

693
00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:28.000
Back then, he was like one
of the most pathetic soy feel and

694
00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:31.920
now he just does this playing fucking
like oh he has he he has the

695
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:39.559
brillo pad beard to cover up his
weak ass chins. It's look, first

696
00:47:39.599 --> 00:47:43.840
of all, on this podcast,
we don't care about body shaming at all.

697
00:47:43.840 --> 00:47:46.400
We will body shame. I hate
this lin. I hate this line

698
00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:49.320
that people have where it's like,
well, we don't buy it, like

699
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:52.159
because the people like, let make
no fucking mistake, there are people out

700
00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:53.719
there who are like, we can't, we can't body shame people. But

701
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:55.840
as soon as Ben Shapiro says something, it's like, well look at the

702
00:47:55.880 --> 00:48:00.480
short fucking It's like, come on
you you like to body shame, great,

703
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:02.800
just be honest about it. That's
fine, But like, and so

704
00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:07.360
I will body shane man like Matt
Walls looks like a fucking looks like a

705
00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:09.480
I don't even know what it looks
like, fingers like, I don't know.

706
00:48:10.679 --> 00:48:15.000
It just looks so strange. Like
without his beard, he just looks

707
00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:16.239
so funny. He looks like a
willy Willie with his beard first off,

708
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:21.239
and then like without it, he
just he just looks like a fucking I

709
00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:23.679
don't even know, like a disabled
seal. That's like a very confusing looking

710
00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:28.079
person and like and it just it
sets my alarms off. Man, It

711
00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:30.199
just like it's jarring. His beard
doesn't look natural either. I feel like

712
00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:32.960
I feel like it doesn't look real. And so to me, I'm just

713
00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:37.079
like, I look at this guy. He changed my perception on beards entirely,

714
00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:39.760
like because now, like I'm not
even joking because when I see somebody

715
00:48:39.800 --> 00:48:44.400
with a beard, now, my
immediate assumption is you do not have a

716
00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:50.840
change. Oh cry, that's so
fun. Holy, that's exhausting me.

717
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:54.800
Oh my god. Amen, that's
that's exactly like that's the only guy.

718
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:59.119
There's plenty of monsters out there,
of course, but I don't have this

719
00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:02.639
this visceral response where I'm like,
I need to do something when I when

720
00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:07.079
I just when I see him on
my screen, if he ever comes up,

721
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:08.639
I'm just like, oh, and
so I would. I would.

722
00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:14.320
Unfortunately, I'm hoping the cops would
be like not take me to jail and

723
00:49:14.440 --> 00:49:15.760
be like I get it. You
know, if if I if I if

724
00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:19.519
I if I ever pounce on them. That's kind of like what happened to

725
00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:22.880
me that happened to me at school, Like when like in the last like

726
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.119
week of like seventh or eighth grade, I can't remember which. I think

727
00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:28.480
it was eighth grade, yeah or
no, no, I think it was

728
00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:32.320
like the last week of It was
the last week of seventh grade or something.

729
00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:37.320
And I remember this kid on the
bus was like he wasn't bullying.

730
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:42.119
I wouldn't call it bullying because it
wasn't like he wouldn't follow me around or

731
00:49:42.199 --> 00:49:45.440
like beat me up or anything or
like make he would just fuck with me

732
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:47.639
constantly to the point where I'm like, bro, stop he would like he

733
00:49:47.639 --> 00:49:52.360
would like, I don't know,
like again, it's not beating up,

734
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:55.039
but it's like physically a cost thing, you know what I mean, it's

735
00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:58.960
like pushing you around or whatever.
Like he would like he would like he

736
00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:02.559
would like sit behind me and like
like push my head into the into the

737
00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:07.719
fucking uh what is it the U
the seat behind me, but like not

738
00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:10.679
hard, just enough to bother me. Yeah, just like stop And like

739
00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:14.159
the whole fucking year, I was
like stop it, stop it, leave

740
00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:15.599
me the fuck alone, and then
the last week, I was just like

741
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:20.000
I'm hitting this person. It's over. Like I'm just like, I have

742
00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:21.960
one week left to school. What
I took all my finals? What are

743
00:50:21.960 --> 00:50:23.320
they gonna do? Expelled me,
like it's over whatever, I don't care,

744
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:27.440
And I turned around. I waited
for it. We got the bus

745
00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:30.800
pulled in to the school. I
turned around, I punched his face into

746
00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:32.199
the window as hard as I could, and I just walked off the bus.

747
00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:36.159
And then I got called into the
principal's office and they were like,

748
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:40.679
hey, listen, we get it. Don't do that again. I was

749
00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:45.239
like, oh, well, because
like I had waited so long, and

750
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:47.719
there were so many witnesses. Even
the bus driver was like yeah, I

751
00:50:47.800 --> 00:50:53.039
mean I firmly believe, like knowing
that, like I'm probably as old now

752
00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:55.599
as that bus driver was, probably
or like at least close to you know

753
00:50:57.119 --> 00:50:59.519
that, Like I bet he was
like, look, man, the kid

754
00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:05.840
dashs for it. Basically like,
clearly he's hit all these Look man,

755
00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:09.840
that is like all the the Matt
Walsh's or the bench Appiers, whoever you

756
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:15.440
want to say, these are all
people who clearly have not gotten their asses

757
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:19.000
handed to them. Oh, clearly
you can tell you can. That's that's

758
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:22.559
all about how someone talks. If
they've been beat up before, you can

759
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:28.159
hear in someone's voice they gotten asked
before, like there's something about like somebody

760
00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:30.639
like that acts like that, it
behaves like that, getting humbled. It

761
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:36.360
is such a necessity. It needs
to happen. And a lot of people

762
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:38.800
go, we're so sill on average, we're so fucking civil. People like

763
00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:43.000
to pretend like we're not. But
you have people like this walking around and

764
00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:45.400
they're not getting their heads bashed in
constantly. It is, it is,

765
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:50.360
it is, it is. It
is. I think a testament actually how

766
00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:58.039
it is that some people just need
to People need to have moments where they

767
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:00.320
get checked. You know there.
It doesn't have to get extremely fine,

768
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:02.400
but you have to get checked.
Who have to understand how they speak to

769
00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:07.440
people. Imagine how different our government
would be if these motherfuckers got checked.

770
00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:08.880
I mean, just like, let's
just be real about it for a second.

771
00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:12.519
Oh my god. If Mitch McConnell
got ruffed up in a Denny's parking

772
00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:17.639
lot by the lower, by the
by the lower five percent up by the

773
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:32.239
staff, that's Mitch. That's the
soup. Fuck. Okay, here's here's

774
00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:38.800
your soup. Mitch just splashing his
face. Put a grand stand down his

775
00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:43.400
pants. He probably wouldn't even fucking
notice. You probably would't even notice that

776
00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:54.639
he's getting be out. He standing
there. You throw him, and he's

777
00:52:54.679 --> 00:53:00.440
just standing the scalding. His skin
is bubbling like a pizza in a fucking

778
00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:09.760
toaster of it, and he's just
like anyway, we should probably get some

779
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:13.360
more questions. Oh yeah, there's
only been one question in an hour.

780
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:20.760
Yeah, Genghis condoms conro Go Genghist
condom road and he says, hello,

781
00:53:20.880 --> 00:53:23.960
the three spooges. Do you have
any food hot takes? And do you

782
00:53:24.039 --> 00:53:28.360
ever use them to your advantage?
For example, I once put pineapple and

783
00:53:28.400 --> 00:53:30.039
anchovies on the same pizza because I
knew no one else would want to slice,

784
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:32.840
but I would still enjoy it.
That's a baller move, man.

785
00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:38.320
I get that, but I still
do I get don't respect. I respect

786
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:43.679
the greed, do not. I
can't respect pineapple and anchovies. That is

787
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:46.760
that's that's out of pocket. Yeah, I got Polynesian by any chance,

788
00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:50.840
because I can forgive that. If
you are Polynesian, I can forgive that

789
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:55.119
choice because you've grown up with those
delicacy you don't know any better, Yeah

790
00:53:55.559 --> 00:54:00.920
right, I don't know. I
don't know if I I've ever used it

791
00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:04.599
to my I don't know if I
have like a hot take, but I

792
00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:07.800
do have like a pet peeve that
really bothers me. And it's when people

793
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:14.119
order something for the table and it
comes with sauces, and then they just

794
00:54:14.239 --> 00:54:16.679
kind of presume they just kind of
like, all right, well, the

795
00:54:16.760 --> 00:54:19.599
sauce is going all over it,
you know what I mean, Like it's

796
00:54:19.599 --> 00:54:22.079
just like, here's all the sauce. I'm just like, dude, there's

797
00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:24.280
sauce cups for a reason. It's
just because so everybody can pick and choose

798
00:54:24.320 --> 00:54:30.000
what they want. Don't fucking lather
all of these fries in the sauce that

799
00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:31.679
you like just because you like it. That's kind of fucked up. I've

800
00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:34.760
had like that really bothers me.
It's not a hot take. I feel

801
00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:38.039
like most people would agree with that, and that happens to me more times

802
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:44.559
than not because I eat like a
child. And so what it means is

803
00:54:44.719 --> 00:54:57.039
like, I'm not the guy that
has just the abundance of business. I'm

804
00:54:57.079 --> 00:55:07.480
having a normal conversation and the food
shows up. You know honestly, how

805
00:55:07.639 --> 00:55:10.239
how fucking crazy would it be if
this is the only Let's say we met

806
00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:14.360
exclusively online, right, we never
ate together. We did this show for

807
00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:15.760
three years, and then we met
up in person at like one of these

808
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:19.119
live shows or whatever, and then
we went out to get like dinner before

809
00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:20.800
Hannry. We're like, all right, guys, let's get some dinner.

810
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:23.480
And then one of us, let's
say me like like, oh yeah,

811
00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:27.079
the food's here. And then I
just like lean back in my chair and

812
00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:30.159
I go and I just like spin
up all over myself. I'm like,

813
00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:36.400
I'm so nasty, Like I'm wiping
my fucking I get into your hand and

814
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:39.119
wiping all over yourself all over my
show. Yeah, I get hot wings

815
00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:42.920
with the sauce and I use my
shirt to clean it out. I cry

816
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:45.679
a little bit. I'm loud,
no joke. You know what happens.

817
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:50.079
You know, you know what.
There's only there's only two things I can

818
00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:57.679
think of the either the show ends
or we we have we make an agreement

819
00:55:57.760 --> 00:56:04.000
that we are never eating together again. That is never excuse me so much

820
00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:07.639
as I've known Chris for like eleven
years, so if I've just never seen

821
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:10.199
him do that, like all of
a sudden, he just does that,

822
00:56:10.239 --> 00:56:15.199
And I'm like, why if you
do that? I would I don't know

823
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:21.280
how it's that is, so that
is so gross that man, I don't

824
00:56:21.320 --> 00:56:23.840
even know. Imagine your your your
significant other doing that too, like you've

825
00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:27.320
just been with them for a long
time, Like fucking my wife old marriage

826
00:56:27.320 --> 00:56:36.519
starts doing that. Ship, I'd
be like fireful that the idea of him

827
00:56:36.639 --> 00:56:44.840
being like cut just like gave you
a nice itching between your balls and your

828
00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:50.800
leg, but the sweat is put. Yeah, that that rules. But

829
00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:53.079
it's all over the table and ship
and like like like you're like swimming or

830
00:56:53.119 --> 00:57:00.000
something and just just being a fucking
fucking hate kids man grabbing grabbing your order

831
00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:08.639
chocolate milk and drinking it with both
hands. So disgusting. But food advantages.

832
00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:14.039
You know, I'm usually the odd
man out because of the the lack

833
00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:16.000
of options. I said, I'm
not a cilantro guy. There's a lot

834
00:57:16.039 --> 00:57:20.239
of stuff that I just don't like
to put. I'm a bare bones eater

835
00:57:20.760 --> 00:57:24.519
and most thangs don't come that way. And so when people order stuff by

836
00:57:24.559 --> 00:57:28.400
default that's supposed to be shared,
it'll be like say, say, for

837
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:32.960
example, to me. A chicken
caesadia is chicken and cheese and tortilla you

838
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.039
get from a lot of restaurants.
For a lot of them, they put

839
00:57:37.079 --> 00:57:39.440
the works in it. They put
the works in it, and I'm like,

840
00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:43.800
that's not how I eat that.
I don't want that, and so

841
00:57:44.039 --> 00:57:46.760
it's not and it's not anybody else's
fault. So I'm usually just like a

842
00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:49.519
man, I'm just gonna have to
stare at that ship. Hey, you

843
00:57:49.599 --> 00:57:54.000
gonna eat that ship? That's crazy. I recently had so recently I'm I'm

844
00:57:54.079 --> 00:58:01.559
officially I'm the Mangos. Mangoes.
I would have died by now, right.

845
00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:05.760
So what happened is that recently we
went to our friend's house for the

846
00:58:05.800 --> 00:58:08.000
weekend and I had alvocado. I
had a little bit of avocado in one

847
00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:12.920
of my breacritos, and I could
taste it instantly, and I was having

848
00:58:13.119 --> 00:58:16.000
my panc like my throat was closing, and I realized that, like,

849
00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:22.000
imagine being a a I don't like
avocado, and I've never really eating often,

850
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:24.480
But imagine being lifted like something you
love, like imagine chicken, chicken,

851
00:58:24.519 --> 00:58:29.239
You fucking breakout. If I was
allergic to to like iced tea.

852
00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:31.920
I think I would probably kill myself. I would like ruin me because it's

853
00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:35.960
like the one drink that gives me
solace. I feel you, But so

854
00:58:36.039 --> 00:58:39.079
wait, you were so your throat
closed up actually closing. Yeah, so

855
00:58:39.159 --> 00:58:43.000
you almost die. It's like a
real allergy, Like you need a fucking

856
00:58:43.079 --> 00:58:47.840
EPI pine. Luckily it took a
benadro It instantly knocked out because I was

857
00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:50.719
like, I was sort of feeling
funny and I was like, gods,

858
00:58:50.840 --> 00:58:55.320
damn, what's in this? So
what you're saying is like you survived me

859
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:58.960
and Derek probably could have been if
you died, we would we would get

860
00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:02.280
a bigger cut of the show.
Yeah, though you kind of you kind

861
00:59:02.280 --> 00:59:05.840
of screw us over there. Yeah
you don't try to move back to cal

862
00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:09.559
you know, I need that ship. I don't. I don't want you

863
00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:14.159
to die necessarily, but you know
what I mean, you're pretty cool.

864
00:59:14.199 --> 00:59:15.880
If I mean it's fair, that
would be a pretty good silver lining to

865
00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:28.639
any of us dying. Like there's
the one benefit a larger chicks. They

866
00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:30.119
they stay helped, they help you, you know, like you're just you're

867
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:34.079
completely fine. You get a larger
check, you get more money, you

868
00:59:34.199 --> 00:59:37.599
get like everything goes well for you. Crazy. I'm just like, that's

869
00:59:38.519 --> 00:59:43.440
that's horrible and I'm dead. Hey
man, what am I gonna do about

870
00:59:43.480 --> 00:59:46.280
it? You know, life goes
on mourn. I mean I can,

871
00:59:46.440 --> 00:59:51.880
I can mourn on my free time
more and I'll take I'll happily take the

872
00:59:51.960 --> 00:59:55.119
money. And I'm like, dang, that sucks, man. Look well,

873
00:59:55.159 --> 01:00:00.639
mourn you by making a uh Tom
Sweeney sound bowl word and you start

874
01:00:00.679 --> 01:00:05.800
selling a bunch of swing merch dead
swen merch you guys, just don't you

875
01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:13.920
guys crazy rip swing merchandise. I'm
gonna do I'm gonnammission somebody like you're you're

876
01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:19.000
on the floor and your your ear, your your head is just inflated from

877
01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:22.320
from the from the from the allergy. But green to let people know that

878
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:27.360
you died from an avocado allergy.
So you're gonna be you just like like

879
01:00:27.440 --> 01:00:31.679
a balloon and then you're fat.
You don't have to be that rude dead

880
01:00:31.760 --> 01:00:36.320
swing h yeah kingson the king Yeah
yeah, yeah, Kingston saying it's disrespectful

881
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:40.880
to make fun of the dead that
way. Is that you guys are my

882
01:00:42.039 --> 01:00:45.880
friends. You guys are my close
friends. Matthew Perry was everybody's friend,

883
01:00:45.159 --> 01:00:51.760
and Perry didn't didn't stand up,
so shut up? All right? Oh

884
01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:53.719
you have to you have to sit
up in the situation he was in.

885
01:00:55.880 --> 01:01:00.199
First of all, I'm pretty sure
cardiacgressed a heart attack. Oh no,

886
01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:06.920
look fall off the tub? How
about that? Look? I don't I

887
01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:10.920
don't say anything. I feel like
it's gonna age poorly. Uh when I

888
01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:17.400
also die in a tub. Yeah, So it's true that that that song,

889
01:01:17.639 --> 01:01:21.599
the French song, was specifically made
for that show, right, So

890
01:01:22.239 --> 01:01:25.079
is that right? I feel like
that's correct. And I thought I was

891
01:01:25.079 --> 01:01:29.559
hoping you guys knew so no one
told you life was gonna be this.

892
01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:37.320
Let me slob glo, friends,
I'm out here throwing. I'm out here

893
01:01:37.440 --> 01:01:45.679
Boston rope for a showerance. It's
like you're always fucking three for que years.

894
01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:52.119
What happened yesterday? I'll be in
your reader because I am fucking dudes,

895
01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:58.960
because yeah, once more, you're
almost let me into the bottom of

896
01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:04.280
this. Yeah, this little uh
so. The US rock duo the rem

897
01:02:04.360 --> 01:02:07.760
Brands, who were building popularity in
the alternative space, reluctantly agreed to record

898
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:12.280
I'll be There for You, uh
for the sitcom's theme when A debuted in

899
01:02:12.320 --> 01:02:15.000
nineteen eety four, which is just
co written by the show's executive producers.

900
01:02:15.599 --> 01:02:17.760
And there's an article here that says
the rem Brands reveal Friends theme song ruined

901
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:23.440
their career reluctantly. Yeah what does
that mean? But I mean, you

902
01:02:23.480 --> 01:02:25.400
know what it means. It's probably
it's like, here's a band who doesn't

903
01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:28.639
want to do fucking corporate shit.
They just want to play music, and

904
01:02:28.679 --> 01:02:30.039
they're like, oh, well,
you know, we got this, we

905
01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:34.400
got this gig for the show.
Who the fuck knows. They're probably assuming

906
01:02:34.440 --> 01:02:36.159
that, like, oh, here's
a sitcom. What the fuck are the

907
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:37.639
what are the odds that it's gonna
it's gonna you know, as it did,

908
01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:40.440
Yeah, because like most TV shows
don't get picked up, so you'd

909
01:02:40.440 --> 01:02:43.239
be like, oh, you know, it's a good check from like a

910
01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:46.199
big network. Will probably live for
like maybe like barely a season or might

911
01:02:46.239 --> 01:02:50.000
not even air, who the fuck
knows, and then we'll we'll get a

912
01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:52.920
nice bag and then we can go
build our career. And instead they happen

913
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:55.559
to make the theme song for like
the most popular sitcom, probably like one

914
01:02:55.599 --> 01:02:59.559
of the most popular sitcoms ever and
now it's the only song that a lot

915
01:02:59.559 --> 01:03:01.360
of people know by them, So
then people go to their shows, they're

916
01:03:01.400 --> 01:03:09.440
like play friends. Yeah, I
can imagine that horrible. Like that kind

917
01:03:09.440 --> 01:03:14.480
of annoyed me to a certain extent
where I know what you mean, because

918
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:16.000
you should be grateful that like that
many people give a shit at all.

919
01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:20.039
You don't have You don't have to. You don't owe your fans anything.

920
01:03:20.440 --> 01:03:22.760
Exact, you really don't. You
don't. You don't though, like I'm

921
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:27.000
being I'm being fucked up, but
truthful, you don't. Actually don't,

922
01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:31.760
wildly Drew, you do. You
appreciate them, but you don't owe them

923
01:03:31.800 --> 01:03:36.719
anything. But you do because you
appreciate them, like thank you guys.

924
01:03:36.760 --> 01:03:38.360
It's so wild. It's like when
they when it's like when the bands refuse

925
01:03:38.480 --> 01:03:42.159
to play hits and I'm like,
get the that's what got you to the

926
01:03:42.280 --> 01:03:44.679
ball, bitch. Yeah, And
I don't want to do it no more.

927
01:03:44.719 --> 01:03:46.000
You can't make me do it no
more. Sit down, like so

928
01:03:46.119 --> 01:03:49.199
then you can't be mad at them
when they don't show up at your fucking

929
01:03:49.199 --> 01:03:52.280
shows any more. Down at my
fucking concert, that is true, your

930
01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:54.920
fucking mouth and wat you play my
indie song? I wrote at sixteen,

931
01:03:57.079 --> 01:04:00.199
I just want to hear it.
Artists say that something fuck up is sit

932
01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:04.960
down man. Yeah. Like it'd
be like if I went to a look

933
01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:09.239
Hard that I would work for them. They'd be like, yeah, yeah,

934
01:04:09.559 --> 01:04:12.760
tell me sit down one more time, bitch. Yeah. Savior is

935
01:04:12.800 --> 01:04:15.840
not my favorite rise Against song or
anything, right, but like if I

936
01:04:15.920 --> 01:04:16.960
go to see if I go to
see rise Against, I want to hear

937
01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:21.000
Savior. I want to hear yeah, because they do a fucking awesome rendition

938
01:04:21.039 --> 01:04:24.880
of it. There's like a fucking
four minute solo in it. It's sick,

939
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:30.800
people's talking, a guy pulling guitars, fantastic. It's a good it's

940
01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:36.039
good instrumentation. To me, I'm
just like, so that's the way around

941
01:04:36.119 --> 01:04:39.400
it, right. It's like,
Okay, so you have your hit that

942
01:04:39.440 --> 01:04:42.079
you're probably sick of playing, fuck
with it, man, make it.

943
01:04:42.239 --> 01:04:44.199
Make a crazy version of it,
you know what I mean, Make the

944
01:04:44.519 --> 01:04:47.440
make one that it's still the song, but you've got like some new ship

945
01:04:47.519 --> 01:04:50.360
in it, or like something that's
like heavier in the middle of it to

946
01:04:50.519 --> 01:04:54.480
kind of like or whatever. You
what. Someone, That's a great way

947
01:04:54.519 --> 01:04:57.159
to do it because when I do
when I first went to that Rise Again

948
01:04:57.159 --> 01:04:58.800
show and they did Savior. I
was like, oh, sick, cool,

949
01:04:58.960 --> 01:05:00.639
nice, it's a good thing to
end. And then like it got

950
01:05:00.679 --> 01:05:01.760
to a certain point, it just
changed entirely. I was like, this

951
01:05:01.880 --> 01:05:06.639
is fucking awesome. This makes it
totally worth it to hear. What every

952
01:05:06.679 --> 01:05:10.519
group should do. They should bring
out rage against the machine. Halfway through

953
01:05:11.800 --> 01:05:18.559
single, every brings out rage with
the fastest jet like like you're like like,

954
01:05:18.840 --> 01:05:21.159
like, what's a group? What's
a group that makes no sense?

955
01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:26.000
Like Joji's singing right, and all
of a sudden, it's some of those

956
01:05:26.119 --> 01:05:30.119
that are forces in the middle of
Jod's song, and it's like the Wiggles

957
01:05:30.400 --> 01:05:35.639
sings the Wiggles, These little kids
about to get radicalized as fuck, are

958
01:05:35.760 --> 01:05:45.400
the same that burn crosses losses Wiggles
song. What's the what's that popular Wiggle

959
01:05:45.480 --> 01:05:50.880
song? It's like salad, yummy, yummy, Sally, I don't I

960
01:05:50.920 --> 01:05:58.960
don't know. You're way too old. Yeah that makes sense. You're way

961
01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:03.159
too old, and and you have
no nieces or nephews. That is true.

962
01:06:03.360 --> 01:06:06.760
So that's why there's no way.
Derek, the kid that I know,

963
01:06:06.960 --> 01:06:15.800
is like or right child, no
child, no child who survived an

964
01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:24.000
encounter with me. I'll tell you
that much. Goddamn is that? What

965
01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:26.440
is it? What are we doing? It's just the Wiggles. It's called

966
01:06:26.440 --> 01:06:30.880
the Wiggles Salad. Yeah, the
band is called the Wiggles. Yeah.

967
01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:33.639
It's just these four like kids show
guys who are just in solid colored shirts

968
01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:39.039
and they would just make kids songs. Fruit a song that was like fruit

969
01:06:39.199 --> 01:06:42.239
salad, yummy, yumy, and
then like all right, thank you,

970
01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:45.320
we've been the Wiggles, and then
fucking raging Machine comes out. Hear it

971
01:06:45.480 --> 01:06:53.519
because about a third of the video
has been viewed, So let me tell

972
01:06:53.519 --> 01:06:57.239
you this. You've absolutely because they
had they had this weird like meme moment.

973
01:06:57.280 --> 01:06:59.480
I don't remember exactly when. It
might have been like twenty ten or

974
01:06:59.519 --> 01:07:01.159
fucking only fifteen. He could,
I don't know, but like there was

975
01:07:01.199 --> 01:07:04.719
a period of time where the Wiggles
means were kind of popping. Okay,

976
01:07:05.280 --> 01:07:12.920
yeah, I'm gonna hear this cause
I don't remember that. It sucks.

977
01:07:13.039 --> 01:07:16.239
You're never gonna listen. It doesn't
wigs on the It's a kid's song.

978
01:07:17.079 --> 01:07:23.199
It's a bad kids song. It's
a bad bad It was always like kings,

979
01:07:23.400 --> 01:07:26.119
It's a it's not a Okay,
so it's not a kids song because

980
01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:29.719
kids songs are like April Levine's complicated, you know what I mean, that's

981
01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:33.360
I don't know that's a kid.
Yeah, this is a baby song.

982
01:07:33.480 --> 01:07:41.400
This is a baby like fucking I
put my diaper on backwards, shipped up

983
01:07:41.480 --> 01:07:51.239
my belly instead, like there's I
don't understand the whatever it falls in front

984
01:07:51.280 --> 01:07:57.679
of it. I love it.
I love it. It's like my belly.

985
01:08:00.519 --> 01:08:06.360
Yeah, this is bad, this
is really bad. I'm slide.

986
01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:13.039
It's a special treat. Stark Tank
kids songs, we'd probably be billionaires,

987
01:08:13.079 --> 01:08:16.159
man, because that ship. I
hear so many kids songs are so fucking

988
01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:20.680
awful, And honestly, I'm not
even kidding. If you want to you

989
01:08:20.800 --> 01:08:25.760
started, if you started to completely, if you started a completely separate channel,

990
01:08:25.960 --> 01:08:29.960
just like just a separately monitored just
so it's not demonetizationly because kids,

991
01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:33.640
the star Tank is fucked Start Tank
is ruined by that channel is fucking everything.

992
01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:39.479
If I could upload a video of
me thanking my parents just for existing

993
01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:42.239
and being great, and it'd be
like they would assume, they would just

994
01:08:42.279 --> 01:08:45.720
assume it's like, what kind of
what awful ship? Is in this.

995
01:08:45.119 --> 01:08:48.800
So if we started a new channel
where we just did stupid fucking kids songs

996
01:08:49.079 --> 01:08:54.960
and we made it as fucking as
rudimentary as possible, that ship's getting That

997
01:08:55.039 --> 01:09:00.840
ship is getting millions of views.
So simple the difficult to make. We

998
01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:02.600
should. We should? And ironically
I'm not even kidding, No I would.

999
01:09:02.640 --> 01:09:05.239
I'm so fun. You want to
try? Want you want to try?

1000
01:09:05.279 --> 01:09:09.199
Actually wanted to want to do a
double featurection, ammo, next time

1001
01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:12.359
we do one where we do the
first one we're gonna do and then we

1002
01:09:12.479 --> 01:09:15.720
make a kids song. Have you
seen that? That one where it's like,

1003
01:09:15.880 --> 01:09:18.359
uh, that one where it's like, but we have to make a

1004
01:09:18.399 --> 01:09:23.960
good kid song and it's not vulgar, like nothing like real kids song,

1005
01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:27.880
real kid song, real kids song. I just think, what were you

1006
01:09:27.880 --> 01:09:30.199
just say? Christ, Because there's
one that I've been saying on Tiktoko a

1007
01:09:30.199 --> 01:09:35.720
while where it's like Mickey on the
Mickey on the railroad picking up stones,

1008
01:09:36.439 --> 01:09:43.159
and it's like and like there came
a train and broke Mickey's bones and it's

1009
01:09:43.239 --> 01:09:45.199
real. It's like it's on like
YouTube, kids and ship and it's and

1010
01:09:45.279 --> 01:09:49.000
there's this and there's this fucking screen
this blood curdling scream in the middle of

1011
01:09:49.039 --> 01:09:54.359
it where it's like what the fuck, But it's and it's not monetize that

1012
01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:57.319
is fucking wow. I'm sure if
you look it up you'll find it.

1013
01:09:57.399 --> 01:10:00.119
But like, yeah, it's it's
fun. The only thing I don't like

1014
01:10:00.199 --> 01:10:02.720
about the if you if you,
if you make it for kids, then

1015
01:10:02.800 --> 01:10:05.920
nobody can comment because I would be
I want to read the comments. I

1016
01:10:05.920 --> 01:10:09.720
would like to read the comments.
But yeah, if you do for kids,

1017
01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:11.760
it was because of all those perverts. You remember, do you remember

1018
01:10:11.800 --> 01:10:15.359
when that happened. There was a
lot of uh there was like these kids

1019
01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:19.279
content and there would be perverts commenting
weird things where it'd be like time stamps

1020
01:10:19.319 --> 01:10:24.880
and ship Oh yeah, was like
so they just like if it's a kid's

1021
01:10:25.039 --> 01:10:29.079
version of anything, that smart smart, it's smart. Kids content doesn't need

1022
01:10:29.119 --> 01:10:33.319
comments. Like you're watching you're watching
an episode of fucking Mickey Master's Club Ass

1023
01:10:33.319 --> 01:10:36.920
and you go down and it's like
hot pink sluts in your area and it's

1024
01:10:36.960 --> 01:10:42.319
like, what the fuck? What
is going on? That is? Yeah,

1025
01:10:43.359 --> 01:10:48.199
I understand totally blowing out pussy whorees
in Tacoma, Washington need your sex.

1026
01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:56.079
It's like your sex. I love
that. That's a great it's a

1027
01:10:56.119 --> 01:11:00.680
great line with there. Uh did
you Okay? So snark Tank kids?

1028
01:11:00.720 --> 01:11:06.000
What s t K? That would
that be our yeah, snark tank kids.

1029
01:11:06.159 --> 01:11:09.279
See, I think look, there
could be some good song. What

1030
01:11:09.439 --> 01:11:13.760
is it? Blues clues had some
some some bops. Yeah, We'll just

1031
01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:18.159
find some bullshit fucking fire that that
that theme song, like I feel like

1032
01:11:18.479 --> 01:11:24.199
we could make because I'm like the
kids, is there better than that wiggleship?

1033
01:11:24.239 --> 01:11:26.800
What the fun is that? Dude? We can do it. We

1034
01:11:26.840 --> 01:11:29.159
can do it. Do it,
man, we can do it, and

1035
01:11:29.199 --> 01:11:39.119
then hopefully the parents never find out
on this podcast will be the exactly exactly

1036
01:11:39.199 --> 01:11:44.359
what I was thinking. That's crazy. Oh my god, I hate that.

1037
01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:47.800
I hate the same. Chris is
the face of that though, like

1038
01:11:47.880 --> 01:11:59.439
there is in the background where the
background the background niggles. It's like that

1039
01:12:00.960 --> 01:12:02.840
I want you, I want you
to photoshop my teeth to be mega yellow,

1040
01:12:03.079 --> 01:12:10.399
like like like distressingly yellow. And
then you guys are in the back

1041
01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:13.279
like kind of like looking at in
both directions, you know what I mean,

1042
01:12:13.319 --> 01:12:20.640
like to the left and right,
and that'll be that'll be the that

1043
01:12:20.680 --> 01:12:27.039
would be That's a fun project.
There's no way that would We're not calling

1044
01:12:27.119 --> 01:12:32.000
it, but I don't know.
I'm dead serious the idea of having a

1045
01:12:32.159 --> 01:12:36.720
podcast like this and then also having
a side thing we do, which is

1046
01:12:36.840 --> 01:12:49.159
just making music that's and we're making
the older the older I get the more

1047
01:12:49.159 --> 01:12:53.359
I realized that, Like, I
mean, I've noticed, I've known this

1048
01:12:53.479 --> 01:12:56.199
truly for a while, but like, meritography isn't real, you know.

1049
01:12:56.520 --> 01:13:00.760
It's why it's why x q C
has as much money as he has,

1050
01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:01.319
and it's like, well fuck it, like and people be like, well,

1051
01:13:01.319 --> 01:13:03.439
why are you making kids music and
you don't care abou kids music?

1052
01:13:03.600 --> 01:13:10.840
Yeah, you're right, I want
to I want a bag. Yeah,

1053
01:13:10.880 --> 01:13:12.920
man, I want to I want
to eat. I'm not gonna like pretend

1054
01:13:13.000 --> 01:13:16.920
to believe ship that I don't believe
or anything, but like, like,

1055
01:13:17.159 --> 01:13:20.520
what what is working if not doing
ship that you don't want to do?

1056
01:13:20.960 --> 01:13:25.880
Like you're gonna really chastise me,
like for like making kids music and making

1057
01:13:25.960 --> 01:13:28.840
millions while you're fucking at best Buy, a place that you clearly don't want

1058
01:13:28.840 --> 01:13:31.640
to be at, Like what the
fuck? Come on, No, we

1059
01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:34.800
wants to be a best then we
wants to be a best Buy fucking geek

1060
01:13:34.840 --> 01:13:38.640
squad coming in and dragging everybody in
the backroom, molesting them, been setting

1061
01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:45.319
them free, like get out ruin
my first PC. Fuck geek squad,

1062
01:13:45.680 --> 01:13:50.239
dude. Fuck geek squad, dude. Geek squad reformatted my fucking hard drive

1063
01:13:50.279 --> 01:13:54.920
when I'm like, oh, I'm
having some issues and they just wipe everything.

1064
01:13:55.000 --> 01:13:58.800
And I had like four thousand pictures
all from my high school and all

1065
01:13:58.840 --> 01:14:00.600
this ship, and I'm like,
oh my, why would you have four

1066
01:14:00.720 --> 01:14:09.399
thousand thirty plus minute videos pornogin free
on that fucking hard drive? The two

1067
01:14:09.439 --> 01:14:12.720
thousand shape, I can't that is
a lot. I had a lot.

1068
01:14:13.039 --> 01:14:15.359
This was in two thousand and four, when things weren't like plentiful, Like

1069
01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:19.960
I bought a forty gig hard drive
after that for like one hundred dollars or

1070
01:14:20.039 --> 01:14:27.319
something because they had that forty gigs
and the idea of someone deleted. Okay,

1071
01:14:27.439 --> 01:14:31.880
as at your most honey teenage self. Imagine you come home right your

1072
01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:35.359
mom is just like, honey,
I pressed on binary your computer and it

1073
01:14:35.760 --> 01:14:40.239
said reformat delete all of something.
I don't know what it is. You

1074
01:14:40.439 --> 01:14:45.960
check your folders, You go to
your porn folder completely barren, how you

1075
01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:51.880
react extreme disappointment as a team in
that year. Yeah, you had to

1076
01:14:51.960 --> 01:14:56.399
work hard to get that ship.
I'd be extremely not when we were.

1077
01:14:56.800 --> 01:14:59.079
When we were, I didn't save
any of it. I had bookmarks.

1078
01:14:59.279 --> 01:15:02.720
Yeah, way, that Internet was
just just not enough. It was almost

1079
01:15:02.760 --> 01:15:05.239
there in two thousand and four,
but not, which was insane too.

1080
01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:09.880
It's insane too because like I've had
my account for so long that like all

1081
01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:13.159
those bookmarks are still there, like
all those videos are like deleted or whatever

1082
01:15:13.199 --> 01:15:15.720
it was, like this has been
removed or whatever, they're still there.

1083
01:15:16.920 --> 01:15:21.960
To get rid of them a couple
before the purge, Yeah, they're all

1084
01:15:23.000 --> 01:15:25.720
done. You can see. You
can see, like if you wanted,

1085
01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:28.399
you could go out of my computer
and just see like what my taste was

1086
01:15:28.479 --> 01:15:30.760
in like twenty ten or whatever.
And it's all fucking whatever ship. It's

1087
01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:36.800
squirting milk everywhere, big old juicy, fucking pussies, leaking juice and liquid

1088
01:15:38.199 --> 01:15:43.439
with some big old goasy, big
fat booies, fat booties and milk,

1089
01:15:44.159 --> 01:15:53.399
milk dripping fucking a witching pities with
some fucking type it into the search engines,

1090
01:15:54.520 --> 01:16:00.640
typing and they're just like, we
got nothing. It's literally the talking

1091
01:16:00.680 --> 01:16:06.880
about police called dude police no data
event. All right, let's move on.

1092
01:16:08.079 --> 01:16:12.720
Uh Felonious Punk, the crime man
with the crime plan wrote and he

1093
01:16:12.720 --> 01:16:15.079
says, hello, snark boys.
I created a Patren account, specifically the

1094
01:16:15.119 --> 01:16:17.000
torment you at a low low cost
of five dollars a month. Welcome boy.

1095
01:16:17.960 --> 01:16:23.000
Uh. My question is simple,
who would you cast in a live

1096
01:16:23.079 --> 01:16:27.760
action Gears of War movie? I
need at minimum your picks from Marcus dom

1097
01:16:28.199 --> 01:16:30.920
and Carmine. Thank you for all
the content. Remember if she won't suck

1098
01:16:30.960 --> 01:16:34.319
it from the back, she's not
the one that's crazy. But thank you,

1099
01:16:34.479 --> 01:16:39.760
thank you for coming. Uh.
By the way, yeah that's crazy.

1100
01:16:39.960 --> 01:16:42.439
But I do want to mention that
we are going to be doing in

1101
01:16:42.479 --> 01:16:45.760
the coming weeks a extra am O
episode where we we uh right, We

1102
01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:49.279
did some episodes where we wrote what
was what was the one that we wrote?

1103
01:16:49.319 --> 01:16:55.399
We wrote like a sequel to the
Independence Day that I thought, and

1104
01:16:55.479 --> 01:16:59.119
then the Mask the Mask too.
We're going to be so we did two

1105
01:16:59.239 --> 01:17:01.279
movies. We're going to we're going
to do a little pitch meeting and rewrite.

1106
01:17:02.359 --> 01:17:04.680
I don't know if we're gonna do
Gears of War four, rewrite Gears

1107
01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:09.039
of War three. We're gonna decide
on the day. I think we're gonna

1108
01:17:09.039 --> 01:17:11.720
rewrite the end of three. Yeah, yeah, we should rewrite three.

1109
01:17:11.800 --> 01:17:15.399
It should be okay. Well,
yeah, well we'll rewrite Gears three.

1110
01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:16.600
I don't really remember Gears of War
four, to be honest, So like

1111
01:17:16.680 --> 01:17:19.800
Gears three would be fine. Well, but that's gonna be an extra m

1112
01:17:19.960 --> 01:17:23.920
so if you want to jump into
that, there's some extra content around the

1113
01:17:23.920 --> 01:17:27.600
Patreon and and the coming weeks for
that. But uh, who would you

1114
01:17:27.680 --> 01:17:30.880
cast? So I would immediately Marcus
Bookie to nine and eight. Oh,

1115
01:17:30.279 --> 01:17:36.560
okay, easily. He needs a
bag. I think he needs he needs

1116
01:17:38.039 --> 01:17:53.640
a way out of his horrible situation. Character that's insane. I would turn

1117
01:17:53.720 --> 01:17:57.640
that game off so fast. Oh
wait's a movie, right, and we're

1118
01:17:57.640 --> 01:18:05.159
doing live action movies as Wayne Johnson. Uh things that. Yeah, no,

1119
01:18:05.319 --> 01:18:10.960
it's too generic. We gotta get
we gotta get somebody. Carmine,

1120
01:18:11.000 --> 01:18:19.079
so he's the guy who dies Kevin. He's gonna looks so small and that

1121
01:18:21.760 --> 01:18:27.720
they're gonna have they have They're like
they're gonna have to like shoot him in

1122
01:18:27.760 --> 01:18:35.239
force perspective looking correct. Kevin Hard
as Karma would be funny. What about

1123
01:18:35.680 --> 01:18:41.199
just purely on the side as as
Marcus Phoenix, you as the Locust Queen.

1124
01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:55.520
It's emergency looks had overtake you.
We're going to sink into chet.

1125
01:18:55.640 --> 01:19:00.920
We're going through just in the with
the warm chet. Yeah, Locus,

1126
01:19:01.039 --> 01:19:11.560
Like is he talking to Duke?
Do you understand the Locust Horde is completely

1127
01:19:11.640 --> 01:19:20.840
fucking disorganized because like what the we
don't understand the orders, Like, I

1128
01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:27.880
don't know. Then I think every
single okay, so do you know how

1129
01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:31.600
do you know how? Like in
what is It? Uh, Charlie and

1130
01:19:31.600 --> 01:19:35.239
the Chocolate Factory, all the all
the opops were played by that that uh

1131
01:19:35.720 --> 01:19:39.279
what is it? Indian? The
Indian actor Deep Roy. I think his

1132
01:19:39.399 --> 01:19:43.079
name is the same guy like cloned
a bunch. I think all the locust

1133
01:19:43.279 --> 01:19:48.039
should be one guy? Who should
who should every locust be? We gotta

1134
01:19:48.079 --> 01:19:54.920
think about this and this might make
its way into the fucking rewrite as possible.

1135
01:19:55.039 --> 01:20:00.720
We're laying on the groundwork. Who
should be every single local receiving the

1136
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:05.000
film? It should be it should
be the guy that it should be the

1137
01:20:05.039 --> 01:20:11.239
people that attacked just now we don't
know what they look like. That's right,

1138
01:20:11.279 --> 01:20:15.439
it would probably it's just like just
like Nigerian guys. What about John

1139
01:20:15.560 --> 01:20:25.039
Lebizamo? Who's that? Joe Pesci
Joe great crazy, that's terrible. Okay,

1140
01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:41.800
you gears, motherfucking you. You
you grind, grind, grind,

1141
01:20:42.079 --> 01:20:49.680
Oh my god, grind you mother
fuck up grind. Joe Pete was shorter

1142
01:20:49.760 --> 01:20:56.239
than me when I was seven.
Bro. Yeah, he's camera burst or

1143
01:20:56.279 --> 01:21:00.640
what the name of the chainsaw guns
called the Lancer? Mused? The Lancer

1144
01:21:00.760 --> 01:21:08.680
is so funny that I know it's
heavy meal weird. Can I say it's

1145
01:21:08.760 --> 01:21:11.920
mega weird to me that you guessed
hammer burst first, because that, to

1146
01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:15.319
me is way more forgettable. The
Hammerberg is a more iconic name than the

1147
01:21:15.399 --> 01:21:18.000
Lanser. To me, I think
that's why I guess there are more things

1148
01:21:18.119 --> 01:21:21.359
called Lancer. I guess because there's
like a diner here. For me,

1149
01:21:21.560 --> 01:21:26.560
the hammer birds sounds so much cooler. Also, when you play P v

1150
01:21:26.680 --> 01:21:28.960
P, you would you would always
use the Hambergs instead of the gum of

1151
01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:32.479
the Lancer. I would never use
I would never use the hammer The Lancer

1152
01:21:32.840 --> 01:21:35.640
is a better close range gun,
but the Hamberg is better for head shots.

1153
01:21:36.760 --> 01:21:41.840
Three You're dead, You're dead.
Three. It was like the snap

1154
01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:44.159
in the balltok where it's like I'm
using the balltalk every time. Yeah,

1155
01:21:44.239 --> 01:21:49.439
no, for sure, for sure, but uh yeah who that game particularly

1156
01:21:49.560 --> 01:21:57.960
two online? Oh my god,
I played the dom should be Dom should

1157
01:21:57.960 --> 01:22:02.159
be Johnson, Ray William No,
get him, get him out of here?

1158
01:22:03.600 --> 01:22:12.399
Would be any Hispanic person? Oh
Norman readers? That would that would

1159
01:22:12.840 --> 01:22:18.920
so many people off the same?
Sure, Norman, Dominic Santiago. And

1160
01:22:19.000 --> 01:22:25.560
who is Marcus? Who's Marcus again? We didn't No, no, that's

1161
01:22:27.680 --> 01:22:32.000
Marcus Phoenix should be but we know
Marcus Phoenix should be the guy got voices

1162
01:22:32.079 --> 01:22:38.760
bender, Oh, just bring in
fucking John Demaggio. Just actually bring him

1163
01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:42.399
in as mars Venus is John says, that's him, right, Yeah,

1164
01:22:43.159 --> 01:22:46.880
yeah, honestly, that would be. That would just be a good idea.

1165
01:22:47.039 --> 01:22:50.840
Probably would Yeah, it's too good
of an idea. Sure something's going

1166
01:22:50.880 --> 01:22:54.560
to be in that show somehow,
Like he's gonna be in that show somehow,

1167
01:22:54.600 --> 01:22:57.159
I'm so sure of it. Or
like Jake the Dog. I don't

1168
01:22:57.159 --> 01:22:59.640
know what would would be better if
he actually found my name is Jake the

1169
01:22:59.720 --> 01:23:05.479
Dog again, I'm having fun with
my friends, or Phoenix, Marcus Phoenix

1170
01:23:05.560 --> 01:23:11.600
as Jake the Dog going around like
I'm making pancakes, Like that's fucking insaneing

1171
01:23:11.840 --> 01:23:15.399
bacon pancakes. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, bacon pank African. I haven't

1172
01:23:15.399 --> 01:23:23.560
seen that show on making pancakes,
making pancakes. Actually, when Finn's voice

1173
01:23:23.600 --> 01:23:26.680
started changing, I kind of like
fell off. I finished it was bad

1174
01:23:26.760 --> 01:23:30.039
or anything. I just like fell
off. I never watched this single episode

1175
01:23:30.079 --> 01:23:34.199
like I watched, like really,
I really like the show. I've heard

1176
01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:36.439
it was good. It just like
it came at a time where I was

1177
01:23:36.479 --> 01:23:40.039
just kind of feeling like, I
don't you know what it was. It

1178
01:23:40.239 --> 01:23:45.079
just the art style to me just
kind of felt like I didn't it for

1179
01:23:45.199 --> 01:23:46.239
us. It was it was a
little late for us, a little late

1180
01:23:46.359 --> 01:23:49.119
if it came out, definitely for
me. My friend just showed it to

1181
01:23:49.199 --> 01:23:53.000
me, and I'm sure it's a
good show. I have no doubt show.

1182
01:23:53.119 --> 01:23:55.840
I've seen clips of it that cracked
me the funk up. I will

1183
01:23:55.880 --> 01:23:59.279
say, like, there's a there's
a there's a scene where like a deer

1184
01:24:00.039 --> 01:24:04.239
stomps on Finn's legs and breaks them
like twice, and like his legs fold

1185
01:24:04.359 --> 01:24:08.319
up like a fucking I don't even
know. I don't know how to describe

1186
01:24:08.359 --> 01:24:10.359
it. But it's like it is
one of the funniest things I've ever seen,

1187
01:24:10.560 --> 01:24:13.279
and I I could not stop laughing
when I saw that. Or there's

1188
01:24:13.279 --> 01:24:18.560
one takes that scene is that he
takes his shoes off. He's got little

1189
01:24:18.560 --> 01:24:23.079
hands underneath. There's also one where
it's like, I don't remember what the

1190
01:24:23.119 --> 01:24:25.760
fuck this was. I saw it
in like a like a TikTok compilation where

1191
01:24:25.800 --> 01:24:29.880
like I think Jake gets bitten by
like a fucking small like I don't know,

1192
01:24:29.960 --> 01:24:31.800
like some bug bites him like a
spider, and then he like he

1193
01:24:32.279 --> 01:24:35.960
he falls to his knees and opens
his mouth to scream, but he's like

1194
01:24:36.159 --> 01:24:42.439
being silent. And there's something about
that scene that fucking kills me every time

1195
01:24:42.479 --> 01:24:45.840
I see it, because like that's
so much pain that you can't you can't

1196
01:24:45.920 --> 01:24:48.560
even vocalize, and it's so like
I relate to it so hard. He's

1197
01:24:48.600 --> 01:24:51.920
like shaking. I love it,
But I don't actually said that I watched

1198
01:24:51.920 --> 01:24:55.359
the show. Maybe maybe I'm just
a show is really good. If it

1199
01:24:55.439 --> 01:24:58.119
came up we were like fourteen,
Like it came when we were fourteen,

1200
01:24:58.680 --> 01:25:01.680
that would have been our generation show
probably sure, But unfortunately it came out

1201
01:25:01.680 --> 01:25:05.239
when we were like, like,
you're going into being eighteen nineteen year olds.

1202
01:25:05.960 --> 01:25:09.399
Yeah, I was like, I
was like twenty five the first time

1203
01:25:09.399 --> 01:25:11.319
I saw it, So I was
like, oh, yeah, it's too

1204
01:25:11.399 --> 01:25:13.880
late for you to watch this.
I really like it. I sujoy.

1205
01:25:13.920 --> 01:25:15.239
I watched every episode of it.
I watched a new series too. It

1206
01:25:15.399 --> 01:25:17.560
really touched it was at that time. It was at that time for us

1207
01:25:17.560 --> 01:25:20.279
where we were transitioning out of watching
that kind of stuff where it's like if

1208
01:25:20.359 --> 01:25:23.600
I I haven't feel like if I
found it later, where I was like,

1209
01:25:23.680 --> 01:25:25.680
well, like, well beyond it, I probably would have been a

1210
01:25:25.720 --> 01:25:27.800
lot more like willing to watch it
because it's just like, oh, well,

1211
01:25:27.880 --> 01:25:30.840
fucking whatever. It's some cartoon that
I hear is good. I haven't

1212
01:25:30.840 --> 01:25:34.520
seen a cartoon in a while.
Uh maybe you know. Oh yeah,

1213
01:25:35.439 --> 01:25:40.880
anyway, Uh so let's get let's
get two more. Let's do it.

1214
01:25:40.960 --> 01:25:45.000
Let's get two more. Let me
find a find a delectable little question from

1215
01:25:45.039 --> 01:25:46.640
our from our. We're gonna beat
the We're gonna beat the some out of

1216
01:25:46.640 --> 01:25:56.279
a thick fresh oak. Have you
guys seen black Ula Flow? I have

1217
01:25:56.359 --> 01:25:59.319
seen I've not seen black Ula Flow. Yeah, we were tagged in that

1218
01:25:59.319 --> 01:26:02.880
show on Instagram. Him, I
didn't see it. I love how confused

1219
01:26:02.960 --> 01:26:08.560
the Blackula Flow guy seems. He
seems very confused. I'm sure I saw

1220
01:26:08.640 --> 01:26:13.159
people dressed as Dracula Flow for for
Christmas, for Halloween, and that was

1221
01:26:13.239 --> 01:26:16.159
kind that's kind of like, that's
that's sick. I love that. Okay,

1222
01:26:16.319 --> 01:26:20.159
scooped scooped James Rodin. He says, Hello, my honorary f slurs.

1223
01:26:21.039 --> 01:26:26.399
Being men of the heterosexual persuasion,
how have your partners reacted to your

1224
01:26:26.399 --> 01:26:29.279
collaborative gay parodies, by the way, as a bye guy, give you

1225
01:26:29.319 --> 01:26:32.000
all the f slur paths. Don't
worry, we don't need it. However,

1226
01:26:32.199 --> 01:26:36.880
what however, what partners if our
people were dating, our wives,

1227
01:26:36.920 --> 01:26:45.239
our girlfriends, whatever. Oh my
my. I feel like Jojo is in

1228
01:26:45.399 --> 01:26:47.680
some ways she's more immature than me, Like when it comes to like sense

1229
01:26:47.680 --> 01:26:51.720
of humor, which is like kind
of wild to me because some of the

1230
01:26:51.760 --> 01:26:57.720
ship that she shows me I shake
my head at. I'm just like,

1231
01:26:57.840 --> 01:27:00.840
I'm like, come on, man, Like some of the she's like tags

1232
01:27:00.880 --> 01:27:03.199
me and I'm like what so,
yeah, that's uh, it's right up,

1233
01:27:03.439 --> 01:27:06.960
it's all good man. So she
completely understands it. It's all.

1234
01:27:08.359 --> 01:27:12.239
It's all like I have never I
don't think. I don't even think I've

1235
01:27:12.359 --> 01:27:15.720
slept with a person who didn't think
what I the things that I thought were

1236
01:27:15.720 --> 01:27:17.079
funny were funny, you know what
I mean, Like like I'm not that's

1237
01:27:17.279 --> 01:27:21.960
that's such a lucky you guys,
that's that's not true for me. Actually,

1238
01:27:23.159 --> 01:27:26.960
that is the first thing. That's
my that's my way in man like,

1239
01:27:27.640 --> 01:27:30.359
like that's that's how I get into
that situation in the first place.

1240
01:27:30.600 --> 01:27:32.479
So like, if I have something
that I think is hilarious and the person

1241
01:27:32.520 --> 01:27:38.199
I'm dating or sleeping with doesn't think
it's funny, that can't happen because that

1242
01:27:38.279 --> 01:27:44.600
would have never even been a possibility. I doesn't think anything I do is

1243
01:27:44.640 --> 01:27:45.920
funny. You think something like not
funny at all, Like none of my

1244
01:27:45.960 --> 01:27:50.960
friends are funny. You're just coasting
off of pure just attraction. I guess

1245
01:27:51.359 --> 01:27:59.039
she's just just like, yeah,
that's uh, that's kind of crazy.

1246
01:27:59.319 --> 01:28:02.439
That's so so distressing. Yeah,
humor is the I always say. I

1247
01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:06.119
always say, like, there's literally
lily Lily, since the humor has gotten

1248
01:28:06.239 --> 01:28:11.359
so warped being in a relationship with
me and being around my friends for so

1249
01:28:11.520 --> 01:28:15.319
long that she is nowhere near the
person she was before. Now she's like,

1250
01:28:15.960 --> 01:28:18.720
dude, I'm not gonna know I
folding her. I get it.

1251
01:28:18.840 --> 01:28:24.520
I guess significantly altered our times of
humor, like really badly, to the

1252
01:28:24.600 --> 01:28:27.319
point now that she laughs at She's
like, I would have never laughed at

1253
01:28:27.359 --> 01:28:31.479
that before. Good, because that's
I can't I would not be able to

1254
01:28:31.560 --> 01:28:36.760
date some lame ass chick. I've
I've slept with lame ass women, of

1255
01:28:36.840 --> 01:28:45.800
course, like you know, like
just in Yeah, basically that's wild man

1256
01:28:45.319 --> 01:28:50.800
like you. Oh, I definitely
definitely have some lame ass girls before.

1257
01:28:50.840 --> 01:29:01.279
That's crazy lucky you use he just
loses check one too. God damn it,

1258
01:29:01.319 --> 01:29:03.319
What the hell is that? Yeah? Let me make sure you record

1259
01:29:03.439 --> 01:29:09.600
everything good, everything all sexy.
Hell Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

1260
01:29:09.880 --> 01:29:12.319
I just been on like a lot
of you know, back in the

1261
01:29:12.560 --> 01:29:16.279
dating app days, you would just
kind of meet some chicks. I've met

1262
01:29:16.359 --> 01:29:21.720
one I've it's usually it's I'm be
honest, it's it's the bleeding heart liberals.

1263
01:29:21.800 --> 01:29:25.960
Every single time I've had like a
bad date, it was just the

1264
01:29:26.039 --> 01:29:29.680
ones that were way too progressive.
You know. I've lived in Cali most

1265
01:29:29.720 --> 01:29:33.039
of my life and so like,
of course most women are liberal progressive,

1266
01:29:33.079 --> 01:29:36.680
but there's the ones that are like, you know, doing They're like that,

1267
01:29:36.840 --> 01:29:39.560
They're like, you know, I'm
like, yo, calm down.

1268
01:29:39.960 --> 01:29:45.279
There's one chick's talking about she cried
her eyes out when with her mom when

1269
01:29:45.319 --> 01:29:46.800
Trump won, and I'm like,
oh God, here we go. Like

1270
01:29:46.840 --> 01:29:49.960
I'm like, I understand you're upset, but like you fucking were like that

1271
01:29:50.199 --> 01:29:53.279
upset. I was like, oh
this chicks, Yeah, I can't.

1272
01:29:53.600 --> 01:29:59.680
I can't even Yeah, humor is
my my way in like I've never i

1273
01:29:59.920 --> 01:30:01.960
know, really operated on dating apps
because I just don't. I just never

1274
01:30:02.079 --> 01:30:04.880
cared to. It's just always like
been like this is a way I always

1275
01:30:04.920 --> 01:30:09.359
felt like, even like really early
on that it's like there's something I don't

1276
01:30:09.359 --> 01:30:11.720
care, Like it's it's pussy that
doesn't think I'm funny, you know what

1277
01:30:11.760 --> 01:30:14.000
I mean, Like I don't need
that, bro, I I've stuck with

1278
01:30:14.119 --> 01:30:19.520
girls I look back like maybe this
is really sad. This is really really

1279
01:30:19.560 --> 01:30:23.640
really sad. It's gonna bring you
back to like some shit. There have

1280
01:30:23.760 --> 01:30:27.520
been out of I've said with like
maybe eleven women, and out of the

1281
01:30:27.600 --> 01:30:30.239
other woman I supp with maybe three
of them. I genuinely had respect.

1282
01:30:30.520 --> 01:30:33.640
I respect them, like for real, Like this is not even like me

1283
01:30:33.760 --> 01:30:38.079
being a crazy, like me being
a joke, like me going like is

1284
01:30:38.119 --> 01:30:41.000
he like when I look back at
them as people and I'm like, okay,

1285
01:30:41.159 --> 01:30:44.880
who you were such at the time, I just fucked because you were

1286
01:30:44.920 --> 01:30:48.319
attractive. I can sincerely say that's
only true for that's we have the reverse

1287
01:30:48.680 --> 01:30:53.239
like it's only one person in my
in my entire history where I'm like that

1288
01:30:53.439 --> 01:30:57.560
wasn't you know there's there's there's literally
nothing there. There is my you don't

1289
01:30:57.560 --> 01:31:00.199
have to name you have to name
it. There's one other one, and

1290
01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:03.520
there's one one other two, there's
other like yeah, it's like and then

1291
01:31:03.760 --> 01:31:06.760
one of them is like sort of
yeah, I'm trying to bring I'm trying

1292
01:31:06.800 --> 01:31:10.680
to bring them out into the woodwork
by you never know who's listening to the

1293
01:31:10.720 --> 01:31:13.479
show, bro, I'm not going
to drop their names, but like yeah,

1294
01:31:13.520 --> 01:31:16.920
like it's dude, why one time
this was funny that this even happened.

1295
01:31:16.920 --> 01:31:20.680
Where uh, there was this German
girl that I was involved with like

1296
01:31:21.079 --> 01:31:26.359
years ago, and I got asked, I haven't done Instagram Q and A

1297
01:31:26.399 --> 01:31:28.279
in a long time. Actually,
forgot about that. I used to do

1298
01:31:28.359 --> 01:31:31.039
that every once in a while.
But yeah, the somebody asked me a

1299
01:31:31.239 --> 01:31:34.640
question about like, oh, if
you ever I forgot what the question was,

1300
01:31:34.720 --> 01:31:38.399
but had to do with something,
you know, related to dating or

1301
01:31:38.399 --> 01:31:40.760
something like that, and I was
like, oh, yeah, there's German

1302
01:31:40.840 --> 01:31:43.159
chick I was with, you know, she was really pretty whatever all this

1303
01:31:43.199 --> 01:31:46.199
stuff and fucking I get a DM
from merchants like what's open. I'm like,

1304
01:31:46.239 --> 01:31:49.359
what the fuck? Like I I
had no idea, like you,

1305
01:31:49.520 --> 01:31:54.159
you were following me this whole fucking
time, so like it just you never

1306
01:31:54.239 --> 01:32:00.359
know. I never I never crashed
her anything. Crowd careful, brother,

1307
01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:05.079
because you don't know, like you
you might say some fucked up ship about

1308
01:32:05.119 --> 01:32:10.199
somebody had no idea to follow you
because you're your public figure. And so

1309
01:32:10.359 --> 01:32:17.079
it's like a stupid fucking crowd bitch. I can't stand her cool, she's

1310
01:32:17.119 --> 01:32:21.640
fine. You can't trust them.
You can't trust the crowd. That is

1311
01:32:21.680 --> 01:32:25.560
true, you can't. I will
say that. I will say I don't

1312
01:32:25.560 --> 01:32:28.680
give she hears this or not.
I don't care. She did have a

1313
01:32:29.600 --> 01:32:36.560
grandpa that had fucking Nazi perfect and
I was like, that's ultra illegal.

1314
01:32:38.720 --> 01:32:42.079
That is wild. They're even telling
me this was in Germany. Yeah she

1315
01:32:42.359 --> 01:32:46.199
was, but you know she came
here. Okay, good, that is

1316
01:32:46.279 --> 01:32:51.359
like it's not good to have here, but there over there ultra legal.

1317
01:32:51.640 --> 01:32:58.239
It's I'm like, you probably but
which let me know that. I'm like,

1318
01:32:58.239 --> 01:33:00.319
oh, her grandpa is really you
know, he's probably one of the

1319
01:33:00.399 --> 01:33:05.039
last Did you see what in Canada
when they applauded that fucking SS officer.

1320
01:33:06.199 --> 01:33:10.159
Yeah, like it was like one
of those things where he's probably one of

1321
01:33:10.199 --> 01:33:12.199
the last ones that probably did some
shit. You know what I mean.

1322
01:33:12.239 --> 01:33:15.880
I can't stand Canadians, bro,
Like I really have a serious, like

1323
01:33:15.079 --> 01:33:21.239
just disdain for them. I mean, because they're so wrong, so proudly

1324
01:33:21.399 --> 01:33:29.239
wrong about shit. Dude. Look, I'm I if this is all I'm

1325
01:33:29.239 --> 01:33:33.239
gonna say. I I agree with
these certain extent, but keeping moving to

1326
01:33:33.319 --> 01:33:43.159
Canada as an option if things get
too dicey in this country, which I

1327
01:33:43.199 --> 01:33:46.199
don't know, man, I'm I'm
I'm gonna say, I'm a little bit.

1328
01:33:46.359 --> 01:33:48.600
I'm a little bit concerned. I
wasn't before. I'm a little bit

1329
01:33:48.600 --> 01:33:55.600
concerned after the shit that's going on
in the Middle East because everyone hates what

1330
01:33:56.960 --> 01:34:01.720
I don't feel I feel like Trump
might win just because anything he does his

1331
01:34:02.000 --> 01:34:06.279
his bases and phase by it right. But like the other side, people

1332
01:34:06.319 --> 01:34:10.960
are so disappointed with Biden's response and
blah blah blah and this and that and

1333
01:34:11.159 --> 01:34:14.520
everything that's going on, and I'm
like, oh my god, he's probably

1334
01:34:14.560 --> 01:34:17.239
gonna lose enough support where everyone I
was like, oh no, I'm a

1335
01:34:17.399 --> 01:34:19.640
fucking my options open man. That's
all I know. It's the same.

1336
01:34:19.720 --> 01:34:25.079
It's the same fucking saying I am. It's such a boring, fucking rerun

1337
01:34:25.199 --> 01:34:29.479
of the same ship. God damn
it. All I know, I'm not

1338
01:34:29.560 --> 01:34:33.359
going to get that ship. I'd
rather I'd rather die here. I'd rather

1339
01:34:33.479 --> 01:34:36.359
die miserably here than live successfully in
Canada. I'm not even joking because then

1340
01:34:36.680 --> 01:34:40.399
because because the thing is like,
because I don't know, it sound about

1341
01:34:40.399 --> 01:34:43.960
sharing a border with XQUC, Like
I just don't. Well, we're not

1342
01:34:44.000 --> 01:34:47.520
gonna move to fucking Quebec. Fuck
that Quebec anywhere. It's all. It's

1343
01:34:47.520 --> 01:34:51.760
all Quebec, brother, I don't
know. British Columbia. British Columbia would

1344
01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:54.800
be nice, we go up there. All we gotta do is go north.

1345
01:34:55.600 --> 01:35:04.399
British Columbia accent, living vancou right
there, Stop saying stuff like that.

1346
01:35:05.279 --> 01:35:09.399
All right, two more things,
okay, go ahea, guy,

1347
01:35:09.439 --> 01:35:11.359
let's go. It's two more things
and then and then and then we're out

1348
01:35:11.439 --> 01:35:15.119
right. I don't want to make
this because I'm making me sick. Parker

1349
01:35:15.239 --> 01:35:19.399
Lucanback wrote in he says, dear
squirting sarens in my company messaging app and

1350
01:35:19.520 --> 01:35:25.279
admin employee recently posted a pic of
a grandma in Resin. But it wasn't

1351
01:35:25.319 --> 01:35:29.880
the one Chris posted. It was
a different old woman room and family.

1352
01:35:30.359 --> 01:35:31.560
I thought it was insane because I
was listening to the stark thing when I

1353
01:35:31.600 --> 01:35:35.239
saw it. This is the most
famous thing I've ever done. This.

1354
01:35:35.479 --> 01:35:40.039
This is without a doubt. When
I posted that grandmother in Resin, I

1355
01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:43.359
had no fucking idea that it would
be like sent this far out to the

1356
01:35:43.359 --> 01:35:45.560
point where like now, it's a
trend where there are different ones. That's

1357
01:35:45.640 --> 01:35:49.800
insane. I don't know what I've
done, but I just wanted to read

1358
01:35:49.840 --> 01:35:53.560
that because I thought that was crazy. But it's it's pretty cool. It's

1359
01:35:53.600 --> 01:35:57.079
pretty cool to be uh it.
It feels good. It feels good.

1360
01:35:57.359 --> 01:36:00.399
It a little bit right. It
was good to be remembered. You know,

1361
01:36:00.680 --> 01:36:03.760
it feels good to like have a
little bit of a some stupid bullshit

1362
01:36:03.800 --> 01:36:06.079
that you put up. I don't
mind it at all. I think I

1363
01:36:06.159 --> 01:36:10.000
think it's awesome. I don't know, like it's like the I did the

1364
01:36:11.399 --> 01:36:13.720
lol nice reach thing too, and
I'm always happy when I see that.

1365
01:36:13.960 --> 01:36:15.800
I don't really get there. People
will make a big deal about like,

1366
01:36:15.800 --> 01:36:17.039
oh man, I made this meme
and it wasn't credited, and it's like

1367
01:36:17.199 --> 01:36:20.479
I get it on a base ethical
level, but at the same time as

1368
01:36:20.520 --> 01:36:25.279
somebody who has made enough of that
stuff that's like exploded into cultural zeitgeist and

1369
01:36:25.279 --> 01:36:27.600
never get credit for it. I'm
just like, I mean, that's the

1370
01:36:27.640 --> 01:36:29.600
point of it, isn't it.
Like the whole point of a meme like

1371
01:36:29.680 --> 01:36:30.760
that is to get a round.
Like You're not gonna make money off it.

1372
01:36:30.840 --> 01:36:33.359
It's a fucking meme, So like, what's Yeah, I don't know.

1373
01:36:33.560 --> 01:36:36.840
I've just never really to me,
I must care if I've spent a

1374
01:36:36.920 --> 01:36:40.640
lot of time on something, that's
all like if it's like a meme,

1375
01:36:40.680 --> 01:36:43.560
which is no time at all,
please, that's what I mean. It's

1376
01:36:43.560 --> 01:36:45.199
like if it's different, if it's
like a video or a song or like

1377
01:36:45.239 --> 01:36:48.279
a whole fucking production that like took
a lot of time and like mixing and

1378
01:36:48.439 --> 01:36:50.840
editing and all this color correction,
all this fucking shit and then it just

1379
01:36:50.880 --> 01:36:55.159
gets spliced and uncredited and free booted
on Facebook and then it makes some money

1380
01:36:55.159 --> 01:36:57.439
for other people. But like,
I don't know, fucking image that I

1381
01:36:58.439 --> 01:37:00.079
thought. I thought of all this
shit. I thought of all this ship

1382
01:37:00.159 --> 01:37:04.479
and executed it and posted it within
a span of like five minutes max for

1383
01:37:04.600 --> 01:37:06.840
all three of them. So it's
like what I don't know, man,

1384
01:37:08.920 --> 01:37:18.680
But uh la la la la all
nice reach reach rereach reach reach rereach reach

1385
01:37:18.800 --> 01:37:26.680
reach we rereach read rereach, rereach
rereach. I'm trying to have fun.

1386
01:37:28.000 --> 01:37:34.239
I see what you're doing that really
made me want to quit. Imagine imagine

1387
01:37:39.600 --> 01:37:42.720
the ship that we've said on this
show. That's what does me in imagine

1388
01:37:43.520 --> 01:37:48.359
was unlikable, something that like I
just want to kill myself. It's crazy.

1389
01:37:49.119 --> 01:37:53.600
I don't want to be here no
more. All right, miss well,

1390
01:37:53.840 --> 01:37:58.159
here's the last one. Mister Beast's
voice wrote in or mister Beast's voice,

1391
01:37:58.279 --> 01:38:08.319
mister Hans, mister, he says, do you guys have any false

1392
01:38:08.399 --> 01:38:14.439
memories that you swear happened. I
remember Harry Belafonte speaking at Obama's inauguration and

1393
01:38:14.520 --> 01:38:17.520
then dying like a week later because
he defeated racism and could finally rest.

1394
01:38:18.039 --> 01:38:24.520
I don't know how true that is, but I definitely had that. Dude,

1395
01:38:25.119 --> 01:38:28.960
I thought, for sure, this
is not a joke or anything.

1396
01:38:29.000 --> 01:38:32.920
I thought John Goodman died like ten
years ago or like fucking like ages ago,

1397
01:38:33.079 --> 01:38:36.119
like a long fucking time ago.
And I found out only like in

1398
01:38:36.159 --> 01:38:39.520
the last like three years that he's
like, no, he's still around.

1399
01:38:40.640 --> 01:38:43.239
I'm just like, what the fuck
I could have sworn, Like I remember,

1400
01:38:43.359 --> 01:38:45.079
I had vivid memories of people being
like, oh, rip, you

1401
01:38:45.119 --> 01:38:48.800
know John Goodman, and fucking posting
clips of fucking Sully and Ship. I'm

1402
01:38:48.840 --> 01:38:54.199
just like, I guess I dreamed
this or something. No, it was

1403
01:38:54.560 --> 01:38:57.960
Sully. I thought he died too
for some reason. I don't remember why

1404
01:38:59.119 --> 01:39:00.960
that that. Okay, well,
that upsets me because now I thought I

1405
01:39:01.079 --> 01:39:04.079
was willing that I was willing to
chalk that up to a fucking dream.

1406
01:39:04.119 --> 01:39:06.600
But now that you remember that too, it makes me really sad and really

1407
01:39:06.640 --> 01:39:13.000
scared of what the world is.
But yeah, I don't know that's the

1408
01:39:13.039 --> 01:39:15.239
one that that comes to mind immediately. I'm sure there's other examples. Yeah,

1409
01:39:15.399 --> 01:39:17.680
that's why I think. I I
just can't think of anything off the

1410
01:39:17.720 --> 01:39:23.279
top of my head, though I
know I play. Definitely there was someone

1411
01:39:23.319 --> 01:39:25.840
who I thought died too, and
I just don't. I just don't remember

1412
01:39:25.880 --> 01:39:31.039
who they are. There's also people
that I thought were still alive better that

1413
01:39:31.399 --> 01:39:39.039
are not, that are fucking not
dead at all. But yeah, definitely

1414
01:39:39.760 --> 01:39:43.239
who do just like some mandelas though
I think that are pretty famous that I

1415
01:39:43.359 --> 01:39:48.640
bought into as well, like the
the Shazam thing. I was one of

1416
01:39:48.680 --> 01:39:58.920
those people that was a genie movie
of the Simbad. The comedian was dead

1417
01:39:59.000 --> 01:40:00.039
for a long time and I was
like, oh, they're not dead.

1418
01:40:00.119 --> 01:40:05.840
I think it was. I think
it was with his name Obama no our

1419
01:40:05.920 --> 01:40:09.239
Citio Hall. I don't know if
you guys know what our citial Hall is.

1420
01:40:09.520 --> 01:40:13.640
Of course I do, but I
thought he died. Wait a minute,

1421
01:40:13.640 --> 01:40:15.239
Wait a minute, wait minut,
wait a minute, wait a minute,

1422
01:40:15.560 --> 01:40:19.039
He's not dead. I think he
even tried to like no, no,

1423
01:40:19.079 --> 01:40:21.439
no, no no, I don't
like trying to bring his stupid show

1424
01:40:21.520 --> 01:40:30.319
back too. He came back.
Our Senio Hall. Oh my fucking god,

1425
01:40:30.920 --> 01:40:33.800
I can't do this anymore. Reality
is so fucking fractured. I can't

1426
01:40:33.840 --> 01:40:36.760
do it. I can't do it. I really didn't think. I don't

1427
01:40:36.800 --> 01:40:40.159
know why I didn't. I don't
remember him dying. I just kind of

1428
01:40:40.199 --> 01:40:45.600
remember. I just assumed that he
was gone. That's I've been seeing some

1429
01:40:45.720 --> 01:40:46.399
dickhead. I just want to say
this real quick. I've been seeing this

1430
01:40:46.520 --> 01:40:49.119
guy gas I think. I don't
know if he's doing it on purpose or

1431
01:40:49.159 --> 01:40:55.600
not, but he's on TikTok and
Instagram gas lighting people about certain things,

1432
01:40:56.279 --> 01:40:59.600
like, uh, he was saying, oh, did you know that Michael

1433
01:40:59.640 --> 01:41:01.840
Jackson smooth Criminal. It doesn't say
like when you when you think of that

1434
01:41:02.000 --> 01:41:05.680
song right before he says smooth criminal, what does he say? It's like,

1435
01:41:05.840 --> 01:41:09.880
you've been hit by. You've been
struck by a smooth criminal. And

1436
01:41:09.960 --> 01:41:13.159
he's like, but did you know
he doesn't say that you only he says

1437
01:41:13.199 --> 01:41:15.119
you've been hit by twice, and
like there's a bunch of people in the

1438
01:41:15.119 --> 01:41:18.199
comments sect You're like, well,
that's crazy because he plays the music video

1439
01:41:18.319 --> 01:41:20.880
version and it just says you've been
hit by, You've been hit by,

1440
01:41:21.079 --> 01:41:24.800
and it never says struck by any
music video version, and so people are

1441
01:41:24.800 --> 01:41:27.199
like, oh, what the fuck
this whole time, and I'm like,

1442
01:41:27.520 --> 01:41:30.000
no, that is not true.
The single version, the album version,

1443
01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:33.119
the Actually I was like, you're
fucking with people right now. I don't

1444
01:41:33.119 --> 01:41:38.600
know if he's doing it all.
I appreciate that you lies, though,

1445
01:41:38.760 --> 01:41:41.439
that's the thing. You like lying, you think it you do it for

1446
01:41:41.560 --> 01:41:46.399
fun, which is insane. What
do you mean you show fun? You're

1447
01:41:46.399 --> 01:41:50.960
supposed to lie when you need to, not for kicks. Yeah, oh

1448
01:41:51.000 --> 01:41:54.479
you know one one that's that crazy
though. This is the one that like

1449
01:41:54.600 --> 01:41:57.920
kind of fucked my mind. I
feel like it fucked everybody's mind. Mirror

1450
01:41:57.960 --> 01:42:00.640
Mirror on the Wall. That ain't
what that it says? She says the

1451
01:42:00.680 --> 01:42:05.720
magic mirror on the wall, Mirror
mirror on the wall. Who's the gayest

1452
01:42:05.760 --> 01:42:11.720
one of all? Or whatever,
who's the dumbest black? But she says

1453
01:42:12.079 --> 01:42:15.000
magic mirror on the wall. And
that one made my head fucking explode because

1454
01:42:15.119 --> 01:42:19.119
one of my favorite songs by hardcore
band Barrier Dead. They have a whole

1455
01:42:19.840 --> 01:42:24.359
theme album. It's called Beauty and
the Breakdown, and so all their songs

1456
01:42:24.399 --> 01:42:27.439
are about like Disney things or it's
not about it, it's just their names

1457
01:42:27.479 --> 01:42:30.119
are that. And so one of
my favorite songs of theirs is called Mirror

1458
01:42:30.159 --> 01:42:35.520
Mirror, and it's just like that
is that one made my head explode because

1459
01:42:35.520 --> 01:42:39.119
I'm like, no, it has
to be mirror miror. Everybody says miror

1460
01:42:39.119 --> 01:42:42.399
mirror, Like why would everybody get
that wrong? But I guess it's the

1461
01:42:42.399 --> 01:42:45.000
same way as like Luke I Am
your Father kind of a thing, where

1462
01:42:46.399 --> 01:42:48.920
so I guess it's like similar to
that. But still I'm like, no,

1463
01:42:49.399 --> 01:42:51.640
no, this is depit. She
don't say magic mirror, but she

1464
01:42:51.760 --> 01:42:56.600
does. I was like, this
is this isn't real? That one kind

1465
01:42:56.640 --> 01:43:00.760
of fuck with me. That one
fuck with me good mad Mirror, which

1466
01:43:00.880 --> 01:43:05.000
makes way more sense than saying mirror
twice. It makes like, if you

1467
01:43:05.079 --> 01:43:08.640
think of it in context, why
would you say mirror? Well, I

1468
01:43:08.720 --> 01:43:14.720
mean it's like it's already kind of
it already kind of rhymes. But I

1469
01:43:14.760 --> 01:43:16.439
say, when you actually think of
it like objectively, like why then would

1470
01:43:17.319 --> 01:43:20.239
mirror mirror? It's like what you
already said, you can just say,

1471
01:43:20.439 --> 01:43:24.479
you just say my name is a
mirror. I'm a fucking mirror, dude,

1472
01:43:27.560 --> 01:43:36.680
I'm a fucking I am a fucking
mirror, dude. Come on,

1473
01:43:36.880 --> 01:43:45.479
bro, mirror my nigga. Yeah. Anyway, I gotta watch Sleep and

1474
01:43:45.520 --> 01:43:53.720
Beauty again. Goddamn Jesus Christ.
All right, let's uh Cinderella. I

1475
01:43:53.840 --> 01:43:56.479
just know which one it is,
dude, I don't know. I was

1476
01:43:56.479 --> 01:44:00.960
telling people recently like I feel like
Cinderella would be like, like the name

1477
01:44:00.119 --> 01:44:03.840
Cinderella sounds like if it were it
not for the fact that it was associated

1478
01:44:03.880 --> 01:44:06.680
with a Disney movie and like a
kid's fairy tale. I feel like Cinderella

1479
01:44:06.720 --> 01:44:11.800
would be like a really agi name. There's something about you know what I

1480
01:44:11.880 --> 01:44:15.319
mean, Like the idea is like
Cinders in there, like fucking you know,

1481
01:44:15.439 --> 01:44:25.840
I don't strip her name Cinder.
Was she black? She was not

1482
01:44:26.159 --> 01:44:29.159
as bullshit, she was indeed not
black. She didn't give a lap dance

1483
01:44:29.199 --> 01:44:31.760
to our friend to the fucking eye
to eye from the fucking Goofy movie.

1484
01:44:32.359 --> 01:44:41.560
That's something that I very very I
yeah, it's very It was very not

1485
01:44:41.800 --> 01:44:48.399
sexy. Yeah, I was whatever, the opposite of chop dish. The

1486
01:44:48.520 --> 01:44:54.560
fine would never be far apart.
It was not. It was. It

1487
01:44:54.680 --> 01:44:58.560
was very jarring to see. Uh. Anyway, let's read. Let's read

1488
01:44:58.600 --> 01:45:00.600
our name the names are our beautiful
Well, I don't know if you guys,

1489
01:45:02.239 --> 01:45:05.560
I don't want to I don't want
to come. Damn, it's right,

1490
01:45:05.600 --> 01:45:13.199
these are don't I don't don't trip. Some people are beautiful. I've

1491
01:45:13.239 --> 01:45:16.119
seen some beautiful homeless women. I've
freaked out. Can I say this?

1492
01:45:16.760 --> 01:45:23.239
I like this is insane. I've
seen that is insane. But I saw

1493
01:45:23.520 --> 01:45:27.199
a TikTok recently of some guy do
you might get you guys remember Susan Boyle?

1494
01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:30.319
Yes, Oh my gosh, you
gotta make over? No? No,

1495
01:45:30.439 --> 01:45:31.920
no, So there's a TikTok of
some guy being like, hey,

1496
01:45:32.039 --> 01:45:34.880
now that I'm an adult, do
you guys remember Susan Boyle? And like

1497
01:45:34.920 --> 01:45:39.439
he's talking about like how like fuck? That situation was like everybody was somehow

1498
01:45:39.560 --> 01:45:43.159
surprised that this ugly woman can sing, and it's like, why would you

1499
01:45:43.319 --> 01:45:45.039
be surprised that an ugly woman can
sing? Looks don't have anything to do

1500
01:45:45.119 --> 01:45:49.840
with fucking talent, And it's like, can we stop pretending like where like

1501
01:45:49.960 --> 01:45:57.199
these amazing fucking people that are just
beyond everybody else. If a fucking gollumn

1502
01:45:57.359 --> 01:46:00.840
came up to you, if a
fucking you'd preacher crawled out of the fucking

1503
01:46:00.920 --> 01:46:06.039
sewer, stood up at you,
and started singing the most beautiful song you've

1504
01:46:06.039 --> 01:46:10.079
ever fucking heard in your life.
You would be surprised, you would,

1505
01:46:10.199 --> 01:46:14.439
You would be it would be surprised. It's different, Chris. No,

1506
01:46:14.680 --> 01:46:19.399
there's no difference. We have assumptions. We have assumptions for reasons, Chris,

1507
01:46:19.520 --> 01:46:24.680
Chris, Chris. If a gollumn, that's not a human. If

1508
01:46:24.800 --> 01:46:29.279
a person is, say, man, you're taking that way too little,

1509
01:46:29.359 --> 01:46:31.720
it is surprised. It is not
surprise. It is not surprising that people

1510
01:46:31.760 --> 01:46:38.119
would be surprised a hideous motherfucker,
because just people don't generally have good sounding

1511
01:46:38.199 --> 01:46:42.520
voices at all, especially on this
on this TV show that was specifically famous

1512
01:46:42.560 --> 01:46:45.880
for people going up there and failing
really hard. Of course, the expectation

1513
01:46:45.079 --> 01:46:47.319
was like, Wow, this person
looks weird. They're probably gonna be really

1514
01:46:47.359 --> 01:46:50.600
fucking bad, like most people on
the show who also look weird and are

1515
01:46:50.680 --> 01:46:54.359
really fucking bad. Of course,
like the I don't like this, like

1516
01:46:54.439 --> 01:46:57.359
retroactive, like hmm, I'm such
a good person because I didn't make such

1517
01:46:57.359 --> 01:46:59.880
an assumption, And it's like,
shut the up, No, that's a

1518
01:47:00.039 --> 01:47:03.560
we tell tales that is how stories
have been told since stories began. Where

1519
01:47:03.680 --> 01:47:11.720
the Hadias monster sounds demonic and scary
and you don't jealous. It's not even

1520
01:47:11.800 --> 01:47:15.239
I guess it is. That is
storytelling, one on one. It is

1521
01:47:15.279 --> 01:47:21.720
the most basic good versus evil vague, but the person is usually bad.

1522
01:47:23.199 --> 01:47:27.840
It's not exactly there's there's a stories
that go on about people being like yes,

1523
01:47:27.920 --> 01:47:32.079
you're like, yes, what you're
saying, you're saying right, you're

1524
01:47:32.159 --> 01:47:35.119
right, you're right. Truth.
That is just the basis of storytelling,

1525
01:47:35.960 --> 01:47:41.720
the story being so literal. Of
course, not always there is no absolution.

1526
01:47:42.279 --> 01:47:45.039
Okay those are, but there are
liars, but you're focusing on outliers.

1527
01:47:45.079 --> 01:47:47.920
That doesn't matter, Like that is
not a part of the conversation.

1528
01:47:48.399 --> 01:47:59.199
I am surprised whenever strangers don't attack
me. That's a seriously bad state of

1529
01:47:59.319 --> 01:48:02.800
mind. That is the really like
the fact that you just said that is

1530
01:48:03.000 --> 01:48:10.239
insane. It is after I just
assume, I assume, I assume did

1531
01:48:10.319 --> 01:48:17.560
you about your just was on your
side realized you're a fucking maniac, because

1532
01:48:17.600 --> 01:48:20.840
well I have well, well,
first of all, it's what's it's what

1533
01:48:20.960 --> 01:48:24.239
kept me alive. You're that guy
who got like fucking stabbed before him.

1534
01:48:24.279 --> 01:48:28.399
Wouldn't happened to me, wouldn't happen
to me? Sorry, but sorry about

1535
01:48:28.399 --> 01:48:32.279
it. They don't have rose that
I had that kept me alive. Ue

1536
01:48:32.720 --> 01:48:36.159
your mouth. You were like,
the fact that people don't kill me all

1537
01:48:36.239 --> 01:48:47.920
the time is insane to me?
Is such wild state of humans. You're

1538
01:48:47.960 --> 01:48:53.399
so much from a thousands years ago
where that was a real prospect. You

1539
01:48:53.920 --> 01:48:58.520
from the nineties, dude, Dude, the videos I've seen, the videos

1540
01:48:58.560 --> 01:49:00.399
I've seen, and people just shooting
each for no reason, or like sucker

1541
01:49:00.439 --> 01:49:03.079
punching people from the back for no
fucking raison, or just like doing all

1542
01:49:03.119 --> 01:49:09.039
this crazy ship for no fucking reason, as conditioned be to suspect everybody I

1543
01:49:09.159 --> 01:49:12.000
don't know of just immediately like I
don't know, I can't know. How

1544
01:49:12.039 --> 01:49:14.960
the am I gonna know? I'm
not gonna get caught lacking? All right,

1545
01:49:15.039 --> 01:49:16.640
let me tell you that much.
There that guy who was like that

1546
01:49:16.760 --> 01:49:20.319
guy who was like screaming in the
diner when I was getting my food,

1547
01:49:20.359 --> 01:49:26.359
I was like, I might I
might get fucking shot up today, might

1548
01:49:26.439 --> 01:49:29.920
be. I was immediately like I
was, I was in a mode or

1549
01:49:29.960 --> 01:49:30.359
I was like, all right,
how am I going to kill this guy

1550
01:49:30.399 --> 01:49:33.560
if I need to. If I
need to kill this guy, his face

1551
01:49:35.159 --> 01:49:40.239
get crazy. It's kind of fucked
up where my thought isn't like how am

1552
01:49:40.239 --> 01:49:41.840
I going to beat them? It's
like, ew, how am I going

1553
01:49:41.880 --> 01:49:46.920
to stay clean? That is my
first thought. That's why you guys talk

1554
01:49:47.000 --> 01:49:50.159
about me being crazy. But Derek's
like, how am I gonna eat this

1555
01:49:50.319 --> 01:49:54.640
niggah out? Getting blood in my
tongue? Like, you guys are fucking

1556
01:49:54.920 --> 01:49:58.199
psychos. You guys make me feel
crazy all the time. To me,

1557
01:49:58.319 --> 01:50:00.840
they you live in a different world, the Kingson, you live in a

1558
01:50:00.960 --> 01:50:03.079
You live in a completely different world. I gotta be on high alert.

1559
01:50:06.840 --> 01:50:11.359
How am I gonna absorb this dude? Make this good food? To be?

1560
01:50:11.920 --> 01:50:15.000
Kingston doesn't. Kingston doesn't understand because
he's like he's he's a wall,

1561
01:50:15.239 --> 01:50:18.039
you know what I mean. He's
like seven foot nine, he's like fucking

1562
01:50:18.199 --> 01:50:20.920
he's got like a layer of like
if I stabbed him, probably wouldn't even

1563
01:50:20.960 --> 01:50:24.800
hit his vital organs. You know, he's safe, he's safe from all

1564
01:50:24.840 --> 01:50:27.479
this ship. Like I've got to
worry. I've gotta like I've got to

1565
01:50:27.520 --> 01:50:29.039
look around and be like, all
right, you're a threat. You're a

1566
01:50:29.039 --> 01:50:30.760
threat. I'm gonna take you.
Here's how I'm gonna take you out.

1567
01:50:30.760 --> 01:50:32.199
Your kneecaps are really exposed. I'm
gonna get him. Like I can see

1568
01:50:32.199 --> 01:50:34.560
your scar. I can see the
scar on your shin. That implies that

1569
01:50:34.600 --> 01:50:36.760
you're really weak there. I'm gonna
go for that. I know. I

1570
01:50:36.960 --> 01:50:40.479
have a I have a takedown plan
for every single stranger that I see,

1571
01:50:41.199 --> 01:50:45.720
because, yeah, cycle most of
it, I'm gonna lie. I'm not

1572
01:50:45.760 --> 01:50:49.920
gonna lie. Most of it is
just extreme unpredictable violence. Like most of

1573
01:50:49.960 --> 01:50:51.880
it, most of it is like
if if you, if you, if

1574
01:50:51.920 --> 01:50:55.319
you pose a threat to me,
I will just simply I will simply come

1575
01:50:55.359 --> 01:50:57.920
at you in a way that you
can't possibly predict because I don't even know

1576
01:50:57.960 --> 01:51:00.880
what I'm gonna do. So that's
what most of it. It's just a

1577
01:51:00.960 --> 01:51:06.880
barrage of over over stimulation. But
some people swamp violence that people don't know

1578
01:51:06.960 --> 01:51:11.560
how to deal with exactly. But
some people I see like, oh man,

1579
01:51:11.600 --> 01:51:13.760
okay, you've got I see the
scar. Okay, and all right,

1580
01:51:13.800 --> 01:51:15.279
that's a weak point. Or some
people I'm like hearing aid, Okay,

1581
01:51:15.600 --> 01:51:18.239
all right, cool, classes,
Okay, what's the prescription. I

1582
01:51:18.279 --> 01:51:20.119
can tell what the prescription. It's
just based on looking at it because I

1583
01:51:20.159 --> 01:51:24.560
understand my own. It's like,
okay, that's minus five. I don't

1584
01:51:24.600 --> 01:51:28.880
know, man, I you just
gotta you gotta know, complete swamp fuck

1585
01:51:28.920 --> 01:51:32.439
of extreme violence. That's I will
fucking go to anyone that doesn't have any

1586
01:51:32.479 --> 01:51:35.159
fight experience. You're gonna fight.
The best thing you can do. The

1587
01:51:35.239 --> 01:51:39.039
problem is in the in the moment. You don't think about it, right,

1588
01:51:39.560 --> 01:51:43.920
but cover your fucking face, put
your guard up, look down at

1589
01:51:43.920 --> 01:51:49.600
their knees, and then skiper extend
those motherfuckers stomping. That's crazy too.

1590
01:51:49.680 --> 01:51:55.399
I'm not nervous, and I'm not
nervous in those situations anymore. Like there's

1591
01:51:56.000 --> 01:51:59.520
the train. Yeah, because I
know, I know, I know how

1592
01:51:59.560 --> 01:52:02.199
to knock someone out if I really
have especially if they if they're not fucking

1593
01:52:02.319 --> 01:52:04.239
boxing, you know what I mean. And I like, I don't have

1594
01:52:04.279 --> 01:52:06.439
to worry about that shit. I
don't got to worry about gloves or anything.

1595
01:52:06.600 --> 01:52:09.880
Yeah, Like I know how to
I know exactly how to deal with

1596
01:52:09.880 --> 01:52:12.039
this. Was thing about going around
out four am with your boxing gloves is

1597
01:52:12.119 --> 01:52:15.399
knocking some people out, that is
coat. I will get killed someone.

1598
01:52:15.680 --> 01:52:17.399
Someone will simply hit me with their
car. I'll be like, that's a

1599
01:52:17.560 --> 01:52:20.479
dangerous person. I'm gonna hit them
with my car, and then no one's

1600
01:52:20.479 --> 01:52:24.319
gonna care because everybody's gonna be like, what's this lunatic doing around running around

1601
01:52:24.359 --> 01:52:28.159
it with boxing gloves at four It's
fair It's Halloween. So next year,

1602
01:52:28.239 --> 01:52:30.399
Halloween twenty twenty four. So how
does that make you feel? Though?

1603
01:52:30.399 --> 01:52:32.640
Actually like serious also also decides seriously, how does it feel now knowing that

1604
01:52:32.760 --> 01:52:36.960
you are you are capable of really
knocking someone the fuck out? Now?

1605
01:52:38.000 --> 01:52:41.720
How does that feel? I was
pretty confident that I could do that before,

1606
01:52:41.800 --> 01:52:45.920
but I'm extra confident now, and
I'm not nervous about it. I'm

1607
01:52:45.960 --> 01:52:48.239
not nervous about the prospect of it. So it's it feels good, but

1608
01:52:48.359 --> 01:52:50.319
at the same time, it's like
it's it's still like, I'm not gonna

1609
01:52:50.399 --> 01:52:54.520
put myself in unnecessarily dangerous situations,
you know what I mean. I'm not

1610
01:52:54.560 --> 01:52:59.800
gonna wander around at Brooklyn at four
am just to clear my head or whatever

1611
01:52:59.840 --> 01:53:03.399
the I got. I respect it, dude. I think it's really really

1612
01:53:03.439 --> 01:53:05.439
dope, Like, like, overall, I don't give you enough credit.

1613
01:53:05.479 --> 01:53:10.680
About anything that I can't stand you. But you're you're doing that training for

1614
01:53:10.760 --> 01:53:13.760
the box and ship was really really, really impressive. I was like,

1615
01:53:13.880 --> 01:53:16.439
dang, this dude's really gonna do
this. I'm I I thought he was

1616
01:53:16.479 --> 01:53:21.479
gonna die. But no, nothing, Yeah, you should do it.

1617
01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:26.520
You should do it, man,
maybe if not the fight, If not

1618
01:53:26.640 --> 01:53:30.840
the fight, just like training.
I've been working like like three months and

1619
01:53:31.079 --> 01:53:34.880
I've trimmed down a little bit,
but I would definitely love to do it.

1620
01:53:34.920 --> 01:53:38.600
I would definitely love to do a
commuter class. I gotta I gotta

1621
01:53:38.680 --> 01:53:43.840
actually up my workout regimen a bit
more at the very least. Dude,

1622
01:53:43.920 --> 01:53:46.039
just the training itself. Need a
fucking diet, man, that's the part

1623
01:53:46.079 --> 01:53:49.520
that kills everybody. That's that everybody
doesn't want to like. That was the

1624
01:53:49.560 --> 01:53:53.880
hardest part. That was the hardest
part, without a fucking shadow of that

1625
01:53:54.079 --> 01:53:59.399
was eating the right ship. Yeah, bro, right now I'm doing uh,

1626
01:54:00.079 --> 01:54:01.439
right now, I'm doing I'm doing
some extreme fasting, but for also

1627
01:54:01.520 --> 01:54:03.479
other reasons because my stoma is a
little fucked up, so I'm just doing

1628
01:54:03.520 --> 01:54:14.119
one meal a day right now.
Sorry, immediate. Like I was talking

1629
01:54:14.119 --> 01:54:15.119
to this as my friend of mine
was like, it's really unfortunate that,

1630
01:54:15.199 --> 01:54:19.800
Like, my first reaction to hearing
anything is like, what is the like,

1631
01:54:19.960 --> 01:54:23.520
what is the most amusing response to
that? Like, what response can

1632
01:54:23.560 --> 01:54:27.199
I say to this that would that
would make me laugh? It's always either

1633
01:54:27.319 --> 01:54:31.039
like it's always like an insult or
just something that's untrue, and so I

1634
01:54:31.119 --> 01:54:33.119
have to like sometimes I just be
like, hey, listen, I'm sorry

1635
01:54:33.159 --> 01:54:38.439
I said that. I don't have
to act like that though. That's the

1636
01:54:38.479 --> 01:54:42.000
thing. I just like it's fun
for me. I don't know, like

1637
01:54:42.079 --> 01:54:45.359
I like it and I like making
people laughing. It's fun. It's fun.

1638
01:54:45.520 --> 01:54:48.319
It's you don't enjoy making people laughing
soon, I don't enjoy being mean

1639
01:54:48.399 --> 01:54:57.039
to people no reason. Well,
that was more for the show. That

1640
01:54:57.159 --> 01:55:00.680
was more for that was more for
the law. That's more for the Yeah,

1641
01:55:00.680 --> 01:55:04.920
I was, I was simply meming
a little bit. It's man,

1642
01:55:04.960 --> 01:55:09.920
I'm not really doing this for no
reason, dude, the sheer memage.

1643
01:55:10.399 --> 01:55:14.119
Let's read these fucking names of our
twenty five dollars up homeless patrons who have

1644
01:55:14.199 --> 01:55:17.119
been kind enough to support us.
These destitute motherfuckers are the reason this show

1645
01:55:17.159 --> 01:55:21.319
continues to thrive and do well,
So thank you all uh, Sweeney will

1646
01:55:21.319 --> 01:55:27.520
count me down three no county down
in a cont me down in a homeless

1647
01:55:27.560 --> 01:55:36.000
way, three two one. That's
really offensive. I don't know what you

1648
01:55:36.000 --> 01:55:42.880
think. Reindeer had a very shiny
cock, and if you ever saw it,

1649
01:55:43.119 --> 01:55:47.439
you could even say you'd blow Solid
Slug bro by the way, already

1650
01:55:47.520 --> 01:55:50.680
with the Christmas ship, I've seen
decorations already. It's like it's it's November

1651
01:55:50.800 --> 01:55:58.840
third, already with the fucking Christmas
ship. Anyway, Solid Slug Gayleen who

1652
01:55:58.920 --> 01:56:04.640
welds nutsacks pussy juice Jesus fucking Christ, I definite think I'd have to think

1653
01:56:04.640 --> 01:56:09.600
about that. If they had a
pussy juice flavored bait man, I would

1654
01:56:09.760 --> 01:56:15.560
not use it, can you?
Fucking event The FNAFF porn parody featuring Freddie

1655
01:56:15.600 --> 01:56:21.039
fuck bear Incell turned transfem Alexander the
Gay The Adventures of slender Man and Thin

1656
01:56:21.199 --> 01:56:25.760
Boy sucking down a crisp diet cock. I mean diet cock, I mean

1657
01:56:25.840 --> 01:56:29.399
diet cock, I mean diet cock. Gay Alison Chains, Yeah, they've

1658
01:56:29.520 --> 01:56:34.479
come to fuck the rooster. Throw
your cum in the air and spray it

1659
01:56:34.640 --> 01:56:39.880
like you just don't care if dick, if you like dick and balls and

1660
01:56:39.920 --> 01:56:42.560
all that gay shit. Everybody John
my friends have three or was out me

1661
01:56:42.600 --> 01:56:45.199
Guido the fourth? I listened to
every episode of the Stark Tacond I got

1662
01:56:45.239 --> 01:56:46.720
was this lousy dick. I'm not
afraid to fuck a man. Everybody come

1663
01:56:46.760 --> 01:56:50.319
in my hand, will sing,
will suck this hog together? Not afraid,

1664
01:56:50.920 --> 01:57:00.680
uh parentheses to fuck a man by
seamen m I'm not afraid to everybody

1665
01:57:01.199 --> 01:57:09.960
come in and talk together through the
calm, every weather, through the colm.

1666
01:57:10.399 --> 01:57:14.159
Let you know that you got to
come holla if you feel like you

1667
01:57:14.399 --> 01:57:18.359
need some fucking come What do I
feel like it would be so angry about

1668
01:57:18.720 --> 01:57:24.199
he would actually I feel like he'd
be really mad about this. We should

1669
01:57:24.399 --> 01:57:27.319
we should do an eminem one at
some point. I don't know what we

1670
01:57:27.560 --> 01:57:32.239
I don't know what we're gonna do, but like he can you get distract

1671
01:57:34.600 --> 01:57:44.640
snark tank, distract little white supremacists, white supremacist nerds would take a genesis

1672
01:57:50.680 --> 01:57:56.399
white supremacist and sega genesis. That
is how you write that ship. Yeah

1673
01:57:56.439 --> 01:58:08.199
there you go. God, that
really fucking threw me upson and I just

1674
01:58:08.239 --> 01:58:20.640
suck fat pits and pits ship hard
fast. Everybody even to stop with the

1675
01:58:20.680 --> 01:58:24.640
britten slander. It already sucks here. Listening to Sena makes me consider racist

1676
01:58:24.640 --> 01:58:26.479
and baller the first sin. There
goes my homo. Watch him as she

1677
01:58:26.560 --> 01:58:29.479
blows gape with it of the machine
two episodes remaining be afraid. He's mount

1678
01:58:29.479 --> 01:58:31.239
on the two episodes for a while. His long penis is killing me.

1679
01:58:31.359 --> 01:58:34.680
I must confess I drank his seed
when I'm not with the boys. My

1680
01:58:34.760 --> 01:58:38.840
prostate's fine. You failed me so
fine. I don't know what that is.

1681
01:58:39.640 --> 01:58:41.880
Uh, do you gotta put the
name of the song in front of

1682
01:58:42.039 --> 01:58:45.319
the end? Is killing damn it. It's not coming to me, but

1683
01:58:45.399 --> 01:58:53.840
I know that break me. Damn, We've had that a couple of times.

1684
01:58:53.960 --> 01:58:57.520
That's not it, jolly old dipship, mister beasts voice, mister hens

1685
01:58:59.720 --> 01:59:03.800
forgot urethraw agonizer. Damn. If
you like penis a lot of getting caught

1686
01:59:03.800 --> 01:59:05.439
in the rain. If you're not
in der girl and you love any pain.

1687
01:59:05.479 --> 01:59:09.720
I've gaped my dudes, gay after
guy or guy after guy. I

1688
01:59:09.880 --> 01:59:14.439
had my ass spread penetrated five times
and big penis I ate a few.

1689
01:59:14.520 --> 01:59:16.560
I had my share of cumshot.
I don't know what this is. I

1690
01:59:16.600 --> 01:59:18.800
don't know what it is. I
don't know what. I don't know what

1691
01:59:18.880 --> 01:59:25.319
it is either. They call my
squad the goonies because we all have public

1692
01:59:25.359 --> 01:59:35.920
indecency charges. That's crazy. That's
pretty pretty good crazy funny as if that

1693
01:59:36.159 --> 01:59:41.000
was If that was condensed a little
bit, that's a solid bar. You

1694
01:59:41.079 --> 01:59:44.640
could find something to go with that. I'm trying to pick out. I'm

1695
01:59:44.680 --> 01:59:47.000
trying to come, Walter, get
a glass. I want to see it,

1696
01:59:47.119 --> 01:59:54.359
Walter, I'm squirt and get a
glass. It's a heavy flow.

1697
01:59:55.520 --> 01:59:59.279
It's a heavy flow, Walter.
I'm period dating, Walter, I'm period

1698
02:00:03.680 --> 02:00:15.960
water period about a really stick down
there, Walter, Sweet, look my

1699
02:00:16.079 --> 02:00:19.680
weedie gayo. Here comes the penis
up this butt. We get harder,

1700
02:00:20.439 --> 02:00:24.960
then we suck on cock. We
gon fuck the bussy until it gets too

1701
02:00:25.039 --> 02:00:36.279
soft. That's hey, man.
You know sometimes you gotta sometimes you gotta

1702
02:00:36.319 --> 02:00:42.000
work through the red Sea penis yelling
and Sweeney over Spider Man. But anyone

1703
02:00:42.039 --> 02:00:45.039
on this on this planet, Yeah, Nigga's like, wow, I'm good

1704
02:00:45.079 --> 02:00:50.279
on that, bro. I only
only a coward. That's why you could.

1705
02:00:51.319 --> 02:00:58.760
If you're savage. I'm not a
savage. If you're not on your

1706
02:00:58.880 --> 02:01:00.960
period, I don't want it,
dude. If you're not on your period.

1707
02:01:01.000 --> 02:01:12.680
I want no part of it.
Chain my god, here fucking you're

1708
02:01:12.680 --> 02:01:15.439
a demon. Bro. Bro.
I'm gonna have kids one day and I'm

1709
02:01:15.439 --> 02:01:18.960
gonna be like, Yo, Dad, what the fuck was wrong with you?

1710
02:01:19.079 --> 02:01:23.199
Dad? I want to be you
know what you have? The saying

1711
02:01:23.279 --> 02:01:25.760
goes, you know, the saying
goes, son. If the pussy ain't

1712
02:01:25.840 --> 02:01:32.199
pennies, I don't want any you
know damn uh yew Spider Man, maybe

1713
02:01:32.239 --> 02:01:35.880
come all over my programming songs,
The Everlasting Gaze back to Tank have come?

1714
02:01:36.319 --> 02:01:40.239
Really this this show has gotten so
fucking out of pocket over time.

1715
02:01:40.560 --> 02:01:44.439
Caucasian container, the cracker barrel for
gays, tinfoil tyrant, putting black face

1716
02:01:44.479 --> 02:01:46.880
on my life, pulps penis man, do Christian girls squirt holy water?

1717
02:01:47.000 --> 02:01:50.319
I look, I looked too long
into Craven's eyes, and it made me

1718
02:01:50.399 --> 02:01:55.359
gay. Sweeney Sweeney, Sweeney swallowed
my peeni BC sings. Weren't you the

1719
02:01:55.399 --> 02:01:58.720
one who tried to fuck my intestines? You think I'd bend over you to

1720
02:01:58.760 --> 02:02:01.640
get spread my ass out wide?
Oh no, not I I coming,

1721
02:02:01.720 --> 02:02:05.920
guys. You know what's crazy.
For a little bit of time, I

1722
02:02:06.039 --> 02:02:10.279
was I had a little bit lower
energy in general on the podcast, and

1723
02:02:10.359 --> 02:02:15.880
then I just started bugging out again. Yes it is, oh my god

1724
02:02:15.920 --> 02:02:23.800
enough, I'm trying to keep it
subtle than that. Jesus, we gotta.

1725
02:02:24.199 --> 02:02:26.359
I love the idea of like the
friends logo we were, It's just

1726
02:02:26.479 --> 02:02:30.640
it just has end but like it, but it's not even spaced out as

1727
02:02:30.720 --> 02:02:36.880
if we brought it together. It's
just like, you know, oh my

1728
02:02:38.000 --> 02:02:43.199
god, I don't know whatever,
don't know. So no one told let's

1729
02:02:43.239 --> 02:03:00.199
hear the fourth one of these.
Sorry stopped immediately. Example. I was

1730
02:03:00.239 --> 02:03:01.880
literally Example was like, that'd be
a good thing to say. She put

1731
02:03:01.920 --> 02:03:06.600
it on my Pippa possums better at
skating listening to you, Elbert elber Gone,

1732
02:03:06.720 --> 02:03:11.399
average clin energy. New reality show
TV Pedophile Battle Royale Winter gets a

1733
02:03:11.479 --> 02:03:15.600
kid. That's damn, it's just
a it's just a fifty year old band

1734
02:03:15.680 --> 02:03:21.359
with this is a fifty year old
band with pigtails and tight clothes are gonna

1735
02:03:21.359 --> 02:03:26.439
a kid. But it's just some
fucking guy. It's just it's some old,

1736
02:03:27.439 --> 02:03:31.520
some elderly where's my mommy, I'm
looking for my mommy. I'm lost

1737
02:03:36.479 --> 02:03:47.159
my mommy for me, it's just
fucking Mike arbent trouts When where's my diaby?

1738
02:03:49.960 --> 02:03:59.279
Will you will you? Will you
change me? Jged Me said fucking

1739
02:03:59.399 --> 02:04:12.840
Pixie Dicks. If you got him, change change me. That's so fucking

1740
02:04:13.000 --> 02:04:17.880
vapid. Oh my god, what
baby shark? Do do? Do?

1741
02:04:18.079 --> 02:04:29.600
Do? Do? Baby shop?
Baby gonna get At what point? At

1742
02:04:29.640 --> 02:04:31.960
what point do you guys think this
show is just gonna become mostly the credits

1743
02:04:33.680 --> 02:04:40.960
it just sleeping more and more.
The more we grow, the more that

1744
02:04:41.159 --> 02:04:45.319
is going to have to become an
acceptable reality. The more homeless people we

1745
02:04:45.439 --> 02:04:50.439
get on board. Uh, in
the in the tier listen here you listen.

1746
02:04:51.000 --> 02:04:55.399
We're gonna have We're gonna have an
army. We're gonna have an army

1747
02:04:55.439 --> 02:05:00.800
of the destitute at our beck and
call all these people like it. And

1748
02:05:00.239 --> 02:05:03.479
what's crazy about it too, It's
like they're gonna be like the most dedicated

1749
02:05:03.560 --> 02:05:05.279
army because what do they you know, what do they got to lose?

1750
02:05:05.359 --> 02:05:10.720
Really, they're gonna they're gonna be
so dedicated to the cause. We're gonna

1751
02:05:10.720 --> 02:05:14.439
be like I'm gonna be wearing Stark
texts. That's what we should advertise.

1752
02:05:15.920 --> 02:05:17.600
I love that, you know how
like every sandom has like a name,

1753
02:05:17.760 --> 02:05:23.680
not everyone, but they have like
monsters, the Swifties or whatever like that

1754
02:05:23.800 --> 02:05:26.760
type of ship. Are we what
do we call what do we call a

1755
02:05:26.880 --> 02:05:33.520
they? Bo? Bums? It
was like, what's up, bums up

1756
02:05:33.600 --> 02:05:41.640
there? We're just gonna call our
fan base the homeless the what's going on?

1757
02:05:41.760 --> 02:05:45.000
You destitute motherfuckers? That way,
that way whenever, whenever, whenever

1758
02:05:45.079 --> 02:05:48.000
a serious that's what that way.
Whenever, like a serious politician talks about

1759
02:05:48.000 --> 02:05:50.039
the homeless problem, We'll all quote
reading, We'll be like, what do

1760
02:05:50.079 --> 02:05:56.279
you mean? What are you trying
to say about our fan base? Back

1761
02:05:56.319 --> 02:06:00.760
off, We're living our lives like
everybody else. The homeless the piece so

1762
02:06:00.880 --> 02:06:10.439
bad dude out there all right,
pissing here, pissing here. I'm hey,

1763
02:06:10.520 --> 02:06:14.880
you got the chicken fries? Was
good? All right? Alright,

1764
02:06:14.880 --> 02:06:16.439
alright. They should make petoshre go
pros in prisons. You can see what

1765
02:06:16.439 --> 02:06:18.800
happens to them. I think that
would be neat Star Coffee on twitch,

1766
02:06:18.880 --> 02:06:21.680
Bitch Martin, Mama, j F
Martin and I f air Strike beaten to

1767
02:06:21.720 --> 02:06:26.239
death by Cat Denning's hits. Oh
my god, oh man, Okay,

1768
02:06:26.680 --> 02:06:33.640
who's that she got? She got
one? Yeah, dude, I think

1769
02:06:33.680 --> 02:06:39.479
I first saw on forty year old
virgin I was like, that show is.

1770
02:06:39.640 --> 02:06:42.640
I don't care what that show is. But Cat Dennings broke. Cat

1771
02:06:43.840 --> 02:06:46.520
she's had big titt since I was
like a pre teen and she was like

1772
02:06:46.600 --> 02:06:50.199
a teenager, and I was like, dang, bro the milk, the

1773
02:06:50.279 --> 02:06:56.279
milk cans. Cat Deennings is a
snack for sure. Uh, she's been

1774
02:06:56.319 --> 02:06:58.000
blowing. I heard she's a fan
of the show. So what's up,

1775
02:06:58.000 --> 02:07:02.399
Cat Deennings? Yeah's homeless on the
three way. Okay, you can't do

1776
02:07:02.520 --> 02:07:09.279
that. You can't homeless, bitch? What's up? You want to what's

1777
02:07:09.319 --> 02:07:11.359
up? Bitch? What's up?
Bitch? I'm a big fan of all

1778
02:07:11.399 --> 02:07:16.560
of our big titted homeless uh uh, listeners, I gotta stop gonna hear

1779
02:07:16.640 --> 02:07:20.760
me say this, like yo,
I'm not fucking And lots of guys living

1780
02:07:20.760 --> 02:07:26.439
in the game has paradise, taking
dinks, very size gremlin exposing people to

1781
02:07:26.720 --> 02:07:30.159
with like doant ninety million rogins of
ionizing radiation. You not vin Panangelic DM.

1782
02:07:30.239 --> 02:07:33.159
His name's Apollo. He was a
homo but after but that was thirty

1783
02:07:33.239 --> 02:07:36.920
years ago when he still had brose
to blow. Uh. Craig the Canadian

1784
02:07:36.960 --> 02:07:42.079
and the words of the Great Max
Or use crack when whenever we're whenever you

1785
02:07:42.279 --> 02:07:45.039
use your What the fuck is this? Use crack whenever you use the computer?

1786
02:07:45.159 --> 02:07:47.680
Okay? Cool? Uh, it's
your boy, Shawne Dee. My

1787
02:07:47.760 --> 02:07:50.439
penis length so long it makes you
say, oh, my lord, thank

1788
02:07:50.479 --> 02:07:54.520
you for fucking me in the butt. Real rough, thanks, cool,

1789
02:07:54.920 --> 02:08:03.199
really clever, awesome. My penis
is so big it's low like fucking what

1790
02:08:03.439 --> 02:08:07.640
the hell I just posted in the
chat? No, no, what do

1791
02:08:07.760 --> 02:08:11.279
you do? My penis is so
big. There's more of it than there

1792
02:08:11.399 --> 02:08:18.800
is some other things. What is
this you're sharing with me? What is

1793
02:08:18.840 --> 02:08:26.000
this you're sharing with me? I've
seen this when the plane explodes. I

1794
02:08:26.159 --> 02:08:35.960
love this video. I'm glad you
finally saw this. This is by dude

1795
02:08:35.960 --> 02:08:39.239
Man Seinfeld is a gift. Man. It's a gift to this world because

1796
02:08:39.239 --> 02:08:41.840
this would be not This wouldn't be
funny if you didn't This wouldn't be as

1797
02:08:41.920 --> 02:08:50.520
funny if you didn't know the context
of these two people, Like can you

1798
02:08:50.560 --> 02:08:56.399
put this in the episode? I'm
gonna puts the cold open. It's so

1799
02:08:56.640 --> 02:09:03.000
good. What gets me is him
swayed to the side, like I'm like

1800
02:09:03.600 --> 02:09:11.720
like horizontal as Jerry screaming the yank
idea of your friend being yanked out of

1801
02:09:11.800 --> 02:09:16.239
a fucking plane like that is crazy. I was expect at all. You

1802
02:09:16.359 --> 02:09:20.279
gotta you just gotta continue imagine surviving
that. You gotta be like, yeah,

1803
02:09:20.319 --> 02:09:24.439
my friend's gone. I'm surprised I
haven't sent this to you guys,

1804
02:09:24.520 --> 02:09:30.000
because this was This is old.
This is like twenty nineteen. It looks

1805
02:09:30.039 --> 02:09:35.960
old. Oh fuck, hell was
good. Funny sound is so good at

1806
02:09:35.000 --> 02:09:39.359
the faces so funny. Oh my
god, I know hilarious what I saw.

1807
02:09:39.640 --> 02:09:43.399
You definitely saw this one. Stop
sending me. I thought you wanted

1808
02:09:43.439 --> 02:09:46.880
to end this. I do,
but the memes are hidden. I just

1809
02:09:46.920 --> 02:09:52.600
pissed myself. I already pissed on
the floor, and I just pissed in

1810
02:09:52.640 --> 02:09:54.960
my room. LIST had to deal
with that later. He's gonna walk in

1811
02:09:54.119 --> 02:09:56.800
like, why is there a puddle
of fucking Why is there another puddle of

1812
02:09:56.880 --> 02:10:01.560
piss in the room? Oh my
god, this is so funny. This

1813
02:10:01.640 --> 02:10:09.720
is so fucking funny. I'm gonna
steal this ship for sure, steal a

1814
02:10:09.760 --> 02:10:13.800
little gift I gave you guys.
Oh man, come on, oh yeah,

1815
02:10:13.800 --> 02:10:16.560
I did see this one. This
one's this one is stupid, but

1816
02:10:16.800 --> 02:10:20.000
uh, all right, gift I
gave you, guys. Uh, school

1817
02:10:20.039 --> 02:10:24.720
shootings prove white people are best at
a wee damage Ben Jerry's Funky Monkey Doctor

1818
02:10:24.760 --> 02:10:26.680
Robotics, Mean swing Machine, Dracula
Flow got that Pinocchio Dick, Tell my

1819
02:10:26.720 --> 02:10:30.119
bitch I'm faithful, then fuck are
like I meant it? Three x oh

1820
02:10:30.239 --> 02:10:33.119
letting, letting the people know that
one piece has a better story than Halo

1821
02:10:33.119 --> 02:10:35.760
maxec destiny and the truth may hurt, slipping stroke and smoking joking Emoticon's going

1822
02:10:35.840 --> 02:10:41.359
like this morning outlet Key David Drip
mh Lord of Drip, Matthew Perry getting

1823
02:10:41.359 --> 02:10:43.279
double teamed by both worms and maggots
as he's laid to rest OPI you want

1824
02:10:43.359 --> 02:10:46.119
to blow me, docks me,
stalk me, docs me, my friends,

1825
02:10:46.119 --> 02:10:48.800
stalk me, stalk me again.
Rate me by Nirvana sung by Jack

1826
02:10:48.920 --> 02:10:50.560
Films. A pizza guy accidentally at
Chris Hansen's house. Oh my god,

1827
02:10:50.680 --> 02:10:58.199
I came ants, just a whole
bunch of ants that would ruin my life.

1828
02:10:58.359 --> 02:11:01.119
Gay piece. Uh fucking police coming
hard as I thrust in pound avvy.

1829
02:11:01.199 --> 02:11:03.560
If I had a nickel for every
Chris Raygun fan fiction that existed,

1830
02:11:03.720 --> 02:11:07.159
I would have two nickels. Oh, thank god, thank god, it's

1831
02:11:07.159 --> 02:11:11.600
not that many women. Guest suggestions
denims Derek, So why Volana, Piers

1832
02:11:11.680 --> 02:11:15.079
qut Ley and that one lady from
episode fourteen Watla five eighty three. I

1833
02:11:15.119 --> 02:11:18.439
feel gay? Fuck you blasting in
the background of a cod Montage. Calm,

1834
02:11:18.600 --> 02:11:20.319
bend me down. You're drilling me. You're drilling me. I am

1835
02:11:20.359 --> 02:11:24.119
finished? Are you? The Puppini
brothers in Porium are realistic Cami and Chunley

1836
02:11:24.199 --> 02:11:28.560
thigh shaped neck pillows, self tightening
sould separately, donk Donkerson. Do you

1837
02:11:28.600 --> 02:11:31.520
see do you see banana man laying
over his white hot ass? Here he

1838
02:11:31.560 --> 02:11:35.039
comes with a cum for me flowing
freshly from his banana tree. You've got

1839
02:11:35.119 --> 02:11:37.720
to pay the trolls sold again to
the boys Hole Gage six. Warm yourself

1840
02:11:37.840 --> 02:11:41.039
in this bussy sun and the semen
he'll consume. I'll tell you stories of

1841
02:11:41.079 --> 02:11:45.640
a gayer time in a club where
we once Blewe nice. Nice, It's

1842
02:11:45.720 --> 02:11:50.359
nice way to ruin fucking prayer.
The refugee just coming after, just coming

1843
02:11:50.359 --> 02:11:54.079
after my my music. Thanks call
my dick An advocates the way. Only

1844
02:11:54.239 --> 02:11:58.960
one, the only one whoever used
it, is my grandpa thin. Lizzie's

1845
02:11:58.039 --> 02:12:03.399
song half Cast was about black fathers
not thinking Phil Lyonett is black enough to

1846
02:12:03.479 --> 02:12:07.079
date their totters. Hey, O, I'm feeling pretty GAYO. I'll fuck

1847
02:12:07.119 --> 02:12:11.760
your a hole. Let's leave that
mattress stain though, big scream boy a

1848
02:12:11.880 --> 02:12:18.079
mean lesbian Milford de kempt, I'm
high on twelve. Jason Bourne's looking to

1849
02:12:18.079 --> 02:12:20.760
beat the combat of the fresh Oak. John Strickland, give me a second.

1850
02:12:20.760 --> 02:12:22.760
I need to make sure I'm not
straight. My friends are in the

1851
02:12:22.800 --> 02:12:28.760
men's room getting ran through like the
nickel plate Mark's eighteen eighty nine. Should

1852
02:12:28.800 --> 02:12:33.239
I catch Peter or do a completely
useless pack flip and let him get fucked

1853
02:12:33.319 --> 02:12:41.960
up so bad he quits the fact
that that is just the It's the world

1854
02:12:41.079 --> 02:12:45.600
is so funny. Yeah, yeah, the first Church of Keith David.

1855
02:12:45.680 --> 02:12:46.880
That was the other meme that he
sent the chat, by the way,

1856
02:12:48.520 --> 02:12:52.079
was that meme of Miles Morales doing
the dumb backflip. He actually flipped more

1857
02:12:52.159 --> 02:12:56.039
towards where he would have been hit. So fucked up is that he doesn't

1858
02:12:56.039 --> 02:13:00.800
even get off the way with it. He just does a flip and Peter

1859
02:13:01.000 --> 02:13:07.600
hits the wall so hard and it's
electrocuted, and Miles just like you good

1860
02:13:07.680 --> 02:13:13.279
Pete, he just like, at
least canonically, Miles still sucks at that

1861
02:13:13.359 --> 02:13:16.560
point, you know what I mean. It's the beginning of this that's at

1862
02:13:16.560 --> 02:13:18.000
the beginning of the first game,
so it's like it's it's relatively fair.

1863
02:13:18.920 --> 02:13:24.119
The First Church of Keith David featuring
Chris is Team Fortress two scout looking ass,

1864
02:13:24.199 --> 02:13:26.439
ranting and raving about the name spider
Man Miles Morales being gunned down by

1865
02:13:26.439 --> 02:13:30.079
the IDF because they think he's a
Palatilian pre Rize play eight ninety six.

1866
02:13:30.159 --> 02:13:33.439
Brod Cox the ginger who looks like
Edge here in with a tiny pp the

1867
02:13:33.479 --> 02:13:37.960
actual strap on lacy used to peg
me being sold on eBay for sixty nine

1868
02:13:37.000 --> 02:13:41.560
thousand dollars. Thanks for the cunny
linguist recommendation. It's in the playlist now

1869
02:13:43.720 --> 02:13:46.960
getting suspended from school from mis pronouncing
that one African country hold like a bull

1870
02:13:48.079 --> 02:13:52.319
Chili, Yeah, foes foes genuine. What's up home, Homie, Alasko

1871
02:13:52.359 --> 02:13:58.159
ifield trash, Texas state of Salad, insane Latino bussy. Remember remember by

1872
02:13:58.239 --> 02:14:01.880
et ten is a trojan horse.
Sue Hulk took on my ass hair,

1873
02:14:01.960 --> 02:14:03.239
Thinkiki, Chris, it's Marcus.
We lost another car Mine do a giant

1874
02:14:03.319 --> 02:14:07.560
worm Sea is fine, but there
are only twenty three left. Uh uh

1875
02:14:07.760 --> 02:14:11.960
the a roughly human shaped pile of
red flags. Emoticon's going like this,

1876
02:14:13.439 --> 02:14:15.439
Gaytrekan, she'd be like, fuck
you, ass, I'm gonna fuck you.

1877
02:14:15.479 --> 02:14:18.119
Ask Jacks DuPont badly Brave Hugger,
Derek duck Hunt, Goliath voice You've

1878
02:14:18.199 --> 02:14:22.680
I've been denied everything, even my
com ethery in Prgerian Hunter Melphus One,

1879
02:14:22.800 --> 02:14:26.920
the angriest Crout enjoying the view from
on d Lee Plaza from the sixth floor

1880
02:14:28.239 --> 02:14:33.319
and browning out our list is always
the king of haphazard. God, Bless

1881
02:14:33.840 --> 02:14:39.840
God, bless Everyoneam Well, I'm
gonna go be it. Brown. Hope

1882
02:14:39.840 --> 02:14:46.560
everybody stays safe. Have a good
weekend. Don't all right? Everybody really?

1883
02:14:46.640 --> 02:14:52.079
Brown? God's dead. They killed
God with a fucking plastic spoon in

1884
02:14:52.159 --> 02:14:58.439
Detroit, Michigan. Watch out,
all right, let's fucking end it.

1885
02:14:58.800 --> 02:15:01.239
You got me wooldoo, you got
me, Walter, I was here a

1886
02:15:01.439 --> 02:15:05.319
rape God. You got me,
Walter, You got me,