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Come on, come on, come
on, mon everyone in come on,

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come on, Yeah, you driving, come on, Kevin Good, Danny

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Bayless, Mikes royd JJ Jackson here
with us today, JJ, you taking

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their calls producing the thing for us
two one four eight one seven seven eight

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seven one nine seven one, especially
at eight o'clock where you will have a

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chance to win MAVs preseason tickets.
So a bunch of pairs of those in

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the latest rendition of Ranger or Stranger, that'd be fun. Yeah, I'm

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ready. Do you think you can
do it? You have to just tell

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us if this person is a ranger
or not a Ranger's anger to baseball as

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well as good concepts, it's not
too complicated. Sometimes when I create games

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and bits, I go, man, the rules. No one's ever going

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to follow these, It doesn't matter. This is the opposite of that.

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I want Fred driving to be able
to understand what's going on. If your

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name is Fred and you're driving,
call us two on four. This concept

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for your game sounds almost as simple
as what's that sound? I was thinking

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of what's that sound? Yesterday?
I want to play what's that sound?

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Yeah? Okay, do we need
to do that? What you don't want

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to do it. Let's just make
sure we're safe and then do it safe

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from what be eternal? Are there
eternal bears somewhere? You can play it

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with our friends to give away crap. Yeah, I'm not saying we just

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sit in here and listen to sounds
and guess what they are? A three

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month old thing. It was negatively
reviewed. What's that sound? Was?

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Yeah? Okay? By who hours? Higher powers? You know what,

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Let's just move on high powers?
How powers? I like the curtain being

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pulled, but I maybe we could
redidate to pull it back too far?

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It at six oh one. Maybe
we could just review, like I don't

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know, an old birds record or
something. I'm sure that's that, didn't

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see what a good plan either,
Danny? Oh? Okay? Would I

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agree with that? At the time? Was on your watch? Doesn't matter,

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it was on your watch at the
time, like just being real at

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six oh two, after six o
two three, at six oh three,

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just now, okay, faking it
from here on out, speaking of six

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o'clock in three minutes for some reason
last night when I was asleep, but

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I kind of remember doing it at
you know, one or two. I

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don't even no idea. What time
I woke up enough to open my phone

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and move up my two primary alarms
by three minutes strategy like I made them

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three minutes later. I did five
minutes while you were asleep in the middle

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of night actactic a whiz hid we
I didn't well, you did this in

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your sleep? Yeah, that's crazy, Like something happened in my dream that

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I thought, all right, good, I get to sleep in and I

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moved the two main first alarms up
or three minutes later? Do you feel

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more resting? Yeah? I feel
good. I feel pretty solid. You

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get home and find one of your
pillows is in the oven. What else

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were you doing in your sleep?
I don't know. Pretty weird though,

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right very that's a fairly technical thing. Open change slide and then went to

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bed like a probably took me four
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Yeah, speaking of pillows. I
thought it was funny yesterday when Skin was

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discussing the bad donuts that he had
for breakfast, and he said were so

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bad that he felt like he had
eaten a cushion. What where do you

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get bad donuts? How do you
get bad donuts? I mean, are

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they really that great? To begin
with yes, yes, I'm not doing

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this sugar debate from yesterday. Were
you guys crapped on funnel cakes? Amazing?

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Funnel cake is a reconfigured donut.
So if you think that funnel cakes

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sucked, then it comes from one
source. Donut. I think skin lied.

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He probably enjoyed it and he just
didn't feel good about it, because

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donut donuts are the number one food
that you feel bad about eating. After

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you eat them, you're like,
because you just can't get it going.

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Really, your energy is just a
little down. Did you just mix in

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weekend donuts? Ever? I haven't
had a donut and good lord a year.

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Really. Yeah. I don't actively
pursue them. If they're around and

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someone says, hey, would you
like a donut, it's a coin toss

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you. Yeah, uh, don't
same as Danny. Don't actively pursue them,

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but might catch myself. Oh I'm
kind of hungry. You haven't eaten

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anything yet. Let's just slide into
donuts real quick, and I just appear

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like anyone's in there. When I
have donut, it seems like it's always

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a gentle reminder of why I don't
pursue them. Man, I don't know

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probably for a year now. Every
other weekend, I'd say sometimes every weekend,

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Christina and I'll wake up and I'll
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or Sunday morning. Not to be
confused with their rival donuts. Oh yeah,

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that's that's a big corporation. Donut
is Mom and pop. But I

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go in oak Cliffe. I go
to Kim's Best in town. Oh some

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Colachies or whatever. Clubeless Legs,
clubs, club lost Necks. That's the

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one with the meat in it.
Is that Russian food? Uh No,

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it's check. And then I'll get
like four or five six donuts and we'll

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sorted yeah for the two of us, will cornman sized donuts. Yeah,

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and some of them lemon filled,
their raspberry filled. Yeah, talk to

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me and then like a sprinkle want
like all assorted donuts, and then we'll

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drink our coffee and eat donuts for
a good hour. It's been the next

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hour on the toilet. No,
it's not a toilet food, by is

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it? Ever? It's not a
toilet food. I'm telling you. You

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have a cup of coffee and a
couple of those sugary ass donuts. You

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know what's your next fifteen minutes is
going to be like releasing the Kraken.

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You only eat one donut a year, see datas get a good metabolism,

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Mike, I know he does,
and good hair, so it's like and

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that's where it stops right there.
I don't think his donut tasted like a

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cushion. He said it felt like
a I don't think okay tastes like one.

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He hasn't tasted a cushion lately.
Then Danny has everything good, but

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he probably has duper D, A
tiny duper D. That's the price you

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had to pay for hair. Come
on, duper shake that tiny D.

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And I was looking up jokes this
morning that the D joke was one of

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them. I don't like. That's
a good job you have. I don't

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like D jokes, you know,
especially when they're ones that try to champion

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yourself as having a big one.
I think that's so dumb. There's nothing

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worse than the dude that walks around
talking about D yes, my huge cannon.

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Who does that? Like after after
like maybe after high school, there's

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always that one guy at the bar
talking about their d. Well, not

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like the first conversation, but oh
yeah, well blah blah, blah.

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You know, when they kind of
get fired up, when they're they're prefrontal

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frontal cortex is compromised by all the
booze they've been drinking. They start making

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bad decisions with conversation. That's what
the show should be called. Bad decisions

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with conversations. Stupid. It's kind
of weird that that's, uh, we

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don't talk about it, but you
know that. But on some like primal

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level, the size of your D
is like important, you know. Okay,

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So here's it's very bizarre. Kevin's
going to break it down. Now,

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someone's thought about this a lot.
Well, okay, so I think

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there's a number of things that people, because as humans, were probably pretty

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dumb overall. Yes, and there
are some things that are out of your

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control that you would be made fun
of for. I hated for even I'm

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almost at times granted, there's not
near the pain and suffering that have gone

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with it. I have compared D
measuring among humans to racism. Now you

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gotta really go with me here.
Okay, you can't just half ass this

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one. You kind of gotta go
with me a little bit here and use

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your imagination, right, the idea
that you would make fun of someone because

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of their skin color or hate them
because of their skin color is stupid.

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We all agree with that, right, Yes, it's just stupid, okay,

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and mean and a million other things. So that person that you're making

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fun of was a a sperm DNA
attached to an egg. I don't know

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the worst complicate. The point is
it's a baby that comes out. The

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baby didn't not come out of a
body and then fill out a foreman say

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I want to be this, And
it's the same thing with penis size.

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You just have what you have.
The idea that anyone would make fun of

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someone for that, or hate on
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that really dumb. You were just
a baby that got shot out into the

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world and there's your penis. You
get what you get, there's your penis.

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So like, you know what I'm
saying. And it's not just that.

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It's like making fun of someone for
being too tall or too short.

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They couldn't choose it. It just
happened. Yeah, No, I agree

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with you, and I'm not talking
about people that How often are we seeing

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live d's in our day to day
to be able to have the choice to

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tease or not to tease. We're
talking. I'm talking about the guy that

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champions his own you know, well, I no, those are two different

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things. And the third thing that
I was sort of referencing is how I

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think, due to societal pressures,
you are sort of obsessed with your own

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d right, whether it's big or
small or whatever, not people making fun

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of it, because again, that
just roots back to those awful like five

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years when we're all the worst humans
in the world from what like twelve to

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seventeen or whatever pretty much, and
you've got a shower with dudes and stuff

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like that, and that leads to
a lot of that, and that stuff

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is so ingrained. Whatever happens,
whether you're made fun of for anything your

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nose or your ears, or your
birthmark or bad hair, whatever it is,

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which all fall into that category of
As Kevin explained biology as a DNA

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stuck to a sperm's I can't wait
till you have kids and they ask you

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where babies come from. Well,
there's a DNA stuck to a sperm and

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an egg. I think I'll just
make a far noise with my mouth fall

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asleep. But wouldn't you agree,
wouldn't you agree to a certain extent that

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that age, Like you said,
we're all idiots and we're trying to figure

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stuff out. That when you start
poking fun at other people that are different

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than you or have different you know, characteristics, that that's just you're freaking

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scared and insecure and you're trying to
feel good about yourself, so you put

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others down, you know. Yes, that's what kids do, a lot

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of them, a lot of times. It's a defense mechanism, absolutely,

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Yeah, for trying not to be
the kid that's getting bullied. So let

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me show, yeah, get out
in front of it. Yeah. But

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it's also how tall you are,
Like same exact thing. I mean,

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you could apply your height to not
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the same level of like confidence that
kind of goes with that. Yeah.

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And it sucks that that's just a
very genetic thing. You can't help it

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at all. But then it compounds
itself because if you are, how tall

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are you six y three? The
same as you? Yeah, And I'd

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never appreciate that I'm tall. I
appreciate that I'm not significantly short, I

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guess, but I never think about
that I'm taller. I never feel tall

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or when I wear clothes or do
anything with Christina or a date, you

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know, like is this something that
I'm stressing which is a luxury. But

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then it goes back to you don't
appreciate things you do have, and you

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do yearn for the things you don't
have. Yeah, like I haven't.

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I don't think about being you know, I guess by metric tall for you

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know, the average citizen, unless
it's brought up to me by someone else,

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and it's usually a typically a shorter
woman, you know, like a

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woman that's maybe five two or five
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and god, you're tall. Like
not really, I'm just kind of maybe

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a little above average, I guess. But as a kid, when you're

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six feet tall in the eighth grade
and a clear head above everybody else,

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that's awkward. And they throw you
a basketball jersey with a zero on it,

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and so get in their big fellow
catch it draft. I'm the worst

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basketball player. Catch a raft and
throw it the draft. Stork. Stork

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was a big one. One I
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who gets ripped on. Yeah,
like, if you're a tall dude,

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that doesn't I mean, you probably
get it for a few years because whatever.

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But tall and then finger quote lanky
girl really deals with it. No

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most I mean because that starts,
you know, when they burst ahead of

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the guys. These girls do,
and the guys probably start getting ooh,

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make fun of her. I like
trying to even the playing field a little

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bit. But those formative years when
you do get made fun of for something

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that does, unfortunately stick with you. Hell, in some cases, your

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whole life's terrible and that forms your
own insecurities. It's terrible. Gig,

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that's it's terrible. I say too
much more. It's you can talk to

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us if I was said. It's
just like that whole thing of whatever happened

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to you in elementary school, and
everyone went through something, so it's not

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like no one has any worse than
anyone else, you know, I mean,

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hell, yeah I had. We're
talking about stuff like Danny didn't had

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to figure out who his parents were. You know, as an adult,

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that's crazy. You know, like
that's that's wild. But like do you

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like it don't even matters what age
too. If it's fifth grade, maybe

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you can handle a little bit better
than when it happens to you in first

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or second grade or whatever, But
like when you're like you have dreams about

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it as an adult and then you
like think about it all the time.

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Not why, Definitely, it's freaking
terrible. It's all a relative to your

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experience too in your age. But
trauma is trauma, and you carry that

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stuff with you and this is a
whole different other thing. But like there

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is, like supervision absolutely matters in
elementary school, junior high. It is

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weird that we kind of just kind
of skimp out on paying teachers. I

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got there. Some teachers out there
probably are just kind of hiding and getting

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through it. But I think most
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like doing the best they can.
Sure, why do we like, why

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is that the one where we're just
kind of like, yeah, we're not

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gonna pay you that much. And
then you're gonna hear someone going they'll get

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three months off. No, they
don't get three months off. No,

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they really don't. They teachers don't
get three months off. That's that's been

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a liar whole life that they get
three months off. Maybe everything's set up

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dumb. Yeah, we don't invest
in ourselves thoroughly. No, that's funny.

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You brought that up about you know, not knowing who my parents were

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until I was an adult, and
how little kids can weaponize things, you

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know, whether it's that you look
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diny d duoper or whatever it is, but they will go to great links

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to to tear you down with whatever
your shortcomings are. Because it went back

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and forth one time, and I
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One of my really good friends,
his dad was our band director,

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and he was an incredibly awkward guy
and everybody in the school did an impression

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of him. Everybody, let's hear
it, and no, it's not relevant

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right now, but he was just
this really quirky, unusual dude and everybody

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did their own version of him.
And I remember doing one and his son

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was one of my best friends,
and I was doing this impression of his

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dad and I didn't know that his
son, my buddy, was around,

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and he heard me doing it and
he walked up to me and he goes,

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at least I have a dad.
Wow. That cut me in half

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man that I'm like, dude,
But you know what, it probably hurt

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his feelings just as much to see
one of his best friends mocking his father

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and kids are pieces of crap.
What I did was no better or worse

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than what he did, and I
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but that comment just was like,
oh my god, that's brutal.

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But I deserved it. I fully
admit I deserved it. Like you were

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shooting a little handgun and he dropped
a nuke on your head. Well,

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you know, but he had to
neutralize the threat. You know what it

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was. I do back. Yeah, I believe in the swing hard.

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If you're gonna swing, absolutely,
look man, And when it comes to

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that a verbal competition, there was
a I don't do it anymore, but

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there was a time because I'm not
a fighter, and I'm not I have

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no interest in throwing punches nor receiving
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things, yeah, I look,
I'm one of those countries that's armed with

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nukes. So please don't bring your
knife to an argument with me, because

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you will have second thoughts about your
girlfriend that night. Trust me back in

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the day, and then he'll kill
your parents and feed them to you at

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a chili con carnival. In your
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at your school. Correct, and
like the grounds, especially back in the

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day pre internet, we're not all
that fertile where you need to make fun

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of the stuff you all had in
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is a little different than making fun
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I'm sure him. But coming from
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very close all through school, that
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it's like a random dude you know, or somebody that you don't really know,

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but that that's a real sense a
betrayal. I would think, yeah,

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coming from someone that you're supposed to
be, you know, super close

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with, so I get it.
I accepted defeat and think I went home

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and cried, oh no, all
right, well we're all That was fun.

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because we had a little therapy session
to start the show. To start

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the day, they have more than
the Rangers and Astros at seven. Okay,

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guys on this most important thing in
the world involves movie going etiquette.

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That's coming up in fifteen because something's
been happening in the world. But I

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do want to update something that we
began last week where we had a draft,

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a Saturday Night Live draft. So
until that season forty nine of SNL,

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and we each drafted ten people that
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and then we have a super pick, which is like the ultimate win

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by and we actually had two super
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so we got a lot of time. But just know it's typically a

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low scoring game. Yeah, and
you're trying to guess who would be a

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musical guest or a host. So
the three of us drafted ten people or

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artists or bands people, and last
night they did announce who is hosting on

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October twenty eight, It's Bad Bunny
this week, and then we have an

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announcement for October twenty We knew the
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correct, Okay, yeah, so
we knew that before we drafted,

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so obviously those were excluded. Yeah, those were off the table. Then

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we Pete and I spice, and
then who's this weekend? Bad Bunny?

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Bad Bunny is to double dip.
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and one of us, in all
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Yeah. Right, And that's the
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So starting with week three, we
are live. We are live, and

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they announced week three, and they
announced it last night. And here's the

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trick, is me probably to keep
it from you guys who is hosting and

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being the musical guest. And when
they announced, because I don't want you'all

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to know, it's more fun when
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they still announce it via post it
note in the middle of the previous week's

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show. Yeah, I like that, But this time social media got the

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buzz and they both posted online.
And I will tell you that we have

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a point. What I guarantee you
it's this guy. Someone has a point,

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Points McGee. It is points McGee. I knew it. No,

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No, it's not, it's not
or is it it is? It's points

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McGee. First of all, can
I tell you who the host is?

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Yea, neither of us had him. Should we reset the picks to just

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no? No, no, no, it's too many? It is too

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many? Comedian Nate Bargatzi. Alright, I'm familiar with comedian Nate Bargotzi.

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I've is that the dude Jake loves
He's uh, I don't know if Jake

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loves him or not. But he's
a dude from tennis see kind of a

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slow delivery, doesn't really cuss or
anything. He's like edgy, but he's

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very funny. He's on TikTok.
Yeah, he's huge on TikTok. Big

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golf fan too. Yeah. Oh
JJ, we creak up my audio here

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because I won't play my favorite Nate
Bargatzi bitch real quick, let's go.

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It involves snakes. I went to
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the guy was like, I was
like, I'm going hon Duras. He

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was like what city? And I
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That's not the name of the city. So he's like, you gotta

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be careful. He's like, you
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a lot of venomous snakes here.
So when you walk around, just keep

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an eye out. Now, if
you can get bit by a snake,

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the best thing to do is then
just go ahead and catch the snake and

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bring it so then we know,
like, what's snake be here. I

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was like, dude, I'm pretty
positive that's like exactly what you're not supposed

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to Like, I've never seen that
ever on animal planets, like somebody gets

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a bit and then they got to
be like, now I gotta get it.

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I've never called a snake in my
life. And then when I got

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bit to the first time I got
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it was like, it's not going
to go good man, as if

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he's only king biting me, that's
all that's going to happen. And he

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was like, it doesn't matter.
You're like you've already been bit And I

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was like, do you even know
what a snake is? It completely matters.

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There's a huge difference between one bike
and probably thirty bikes. That's where

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we're going to be at if I
try to catch a snake. Who told

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you this is snake? Is that? Who told you? It's like the

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term I gotta get it together,
Yeah, the first time in my life,

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and now I have to know I've
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He talks about his family a lot
too. It's pretty good. Yeah,

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yeah, he's pretty good. Cool. Yeah, but he's like,

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no weird. He's done a good
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in the boat of gaff again and
being like the dad comedian you know,

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because uh, he's he gets there's
a funny story. I saw him one

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time I won the late night shows
and he gets picture made with Tiger,

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but it's really just a picture of
Tiger, and he's just kind off to

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the side, kind of looking.
He's like, I got it framed.

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He's looking off to the side awkwardly. But yeah, he's He's funny.

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So there's your host. None of
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never heard of him until just now. But the musical guest with him,

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I'm looking him. He got him
A point? Is the Foo Fighters?

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Me and Danny Bayless in the eighth
No, in the ninth round of the

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Foo Fighters. They're my deck.
Danny's up to one point. Well,

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fighters, Hey, look at you. I got a point? A point?

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How does it feel a real point? I'm like a real boy.

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Now what do we bet on that? Danny? One? Uh? This

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is the the phone case for a
week. Uh bit and one step further

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away from having a foot stuck to
my ear the foot. Good job,

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Danny, good job. You get
the Foo Fighters? Uh? You know,

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I'd make a speech, but we're
out of time. Have you had

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one of the worst teams? I
think oh oh ouch, you get the

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food fight. How many points wins
this thing? Usually I think three.

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I'll get you there, yeah win, yeah, all right? And also

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the super pick. You had two
super picks. I had that Dolly Parton

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and Will Ferrell like, if you
get a super pick, you win,

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right, Mike took the rock and
John Cena yeah, and then Millie Alcock

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and uh Stergel Simpson for you dank
god, what a mess? I kept

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it inside the squared circle. He
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Why there? It is the first
point testing in the twenty four SNL bet

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for donut later to celebrate my victory
and signing some autographs please this weekend,

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guys at seven thirty you have an
update on the Oklahoma City Python. What

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yeh? Making of snakes? Seven
thirty, we'll have that for you in

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the scuttle Butt, Oh my God, Rangers Astros at seven and more and

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coming up next though, should you
be doing this at the movie theater next

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to ninety seven? Won the Freak