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In a bleak and distant future.
There are only two men. That's done

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between you and the truth. No
wait, they're not between you and the

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truth. They're guiding you to the
truth. They could be the truth.

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They are the truth, and they
are blurry photos. Look clips of action.

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Have you seen this, boy,
there's no time. I always feel

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like that sort of theme music sounds
like anyway, We're always diving over the

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hood of seventies muscle cars, pursuing
Bigfoot through the streets in San Francisco,

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minds of trans am aviators and just
a mustache. I've got a sweet shoulder

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holster and tight jeans with a great
big eagle belt buckle. I'm always wearing

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a cowboy hat, but it's never
the same one. That's right. I'm

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Detective David Stecco and I'm Private Dick
David Flora. We've got a few questions

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for you. Sit down and shut
up. This is blurry photos. Wow

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wow wow, yeah, yeah,
Thatt one, another brilliant launch. Here

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we go. We're in the stratosphere. Now, welcome back. If you

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have listened to part one of the
Megapocalypse to Podcallops, the pod PoCA la

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Culpo calcalyp gobble gobbleps uh. If
you are justin just the first time joining

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us, this is the second half
of our smash bang whiz bang send up

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understanding of the end of days yea, from what could happen to in the

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world to the eschatology of religions to
what we are going to discuss in this

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episode. We save the big fish
for last. We are going to tonight

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or today or to morning whenever you're
listening to this be discussing not only the

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Book of Revelations and the Christian take
on the end of days in Apocalypse,

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but also the Mayans, the Kings
of Apocalypse, the Lords of Twilight.

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I love Saba, okay, Gante, but yeah, we're talking about the

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minds and these guys own Like there
are ad agencies that wish that they had

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the market share of ownership that the
Mins do of the end of days.

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Mins own the end of days,
it is theirs And oddly enough, this

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ownership of the old Apocalypse and twenty
twelve a fairly recent phenomenon. Yeah,

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yeah, Like, are you saying
that there is anything to a religious system

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that has been somehow concocted or doctor
to fit into our lives. Now,

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are you saying that someone may who
do you mean, like for profit's sake?

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Boom? No? Yeah, oh
man, I mean And it's okay

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for us to blow the lid off
this now because John Qusack got all the

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money he's going to get out of
his twenty twelve movie. It's over,

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it's done. Yeah, So we're
not hurting him at all because I know

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that our listenership is very sensitive to
the needs of John Cusack. That's right.

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So don't you worry about John.
He's just fine. Man. Let's

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dive into the old Christian eschatology.
M And if you to dive into Christian

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eschatology, you got to go to
the rock star of the Bible, the

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cool kid at the back of the
bus. You don't understand him. Nothing

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he says makes sense. And that's
a year fall, Ladies and gentlemen.

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Revelation fun fact, never put ass
on the end of it. It sounds

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like you haven't read it. That's
that's true. Also, Revelation is just

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trying to be like his idol,
Daniel, right, exactly. Sorry,

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guys, but the books of Daniel
and Revelation are apocryphal. Literature at its

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best, Revelation was written by John
of Potmose, Small Island and Greece,

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and it's about a vision that he
had about the end of days. It's

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chock full of symbolism and imagery,
and not just not just for poetic sake.

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Keep in mind that this was written. Revelation was written towards the end

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of the first century era. Yep. The uneasy truce that Christianity had with

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the Roman Empire was at an end, and they had already started the roundups,

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the burnings, the beatings, the
general haram. Yeah, this had

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already started. So um. When
these letters were written and disseminated, they

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used um. Not not in the
essence of Saint Matthew, which uses a

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lots a lot of allegories and metaphors. They were actual like code words,

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so that they wouldn't if they were
caught with these things be sliced with the

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gladius yep um, So things like
they would often refer to the Rome of

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the Roman Empire as Babylon. That
was a code word that they used.

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Um. And so these were heavily
encoded so as to protect the people carrying

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them to their destinations from Roman patrols. The problem with this is that this

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encoding, this, this word substitution
leads to a lot of an accuracy.

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Into this day, there is still
a huge amount of debate on the Book

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of Revelation and how it works and
literal translation of some some people think that

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a beast with seven heads will come
out of the sea. But we'll get

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to that. Yeah, um it. The Book of Revelation itself derives heavily

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from twenty four of the canonized books
of the Hebrew Bible. We already mentioned

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Daniel. That's that's the big one. That's yeah, but there's a there's

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a ton of other books that it
draws pretty much direct imagery from. Uh.

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It's concerned with the return of Jesus
yep, a great tribulation or armageddon,

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the end of the world, resurrection, rapture, and judgment, among

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many other things. Yeah. Now, one thing right off the bat,

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the term armageddon. This is where
this comes from. Meghito is listed in

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Armageddon translates literally to the mountain of
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mountain, as a matter of fact, not even a hill. It is

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a kind of a neat archaeological thing
called it till Yeah, I almost said

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test it's a tell. And what
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that is built up over time when
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build a building, it gets knocked
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and this happens over hundreds of years
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a little mountain, yeah, a
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back lea teppi and so. But
it has a very powerful strategic location that

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it was located on a trade route
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that occurred there. And uh,
and this is where it's it's so armageddon

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isn't a thing but a location,
right, it is the place where this

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is where where it's all supposed to
go down, right, where there aren't

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armies gather they face off. How
many times is it mentioned in the old

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Book of Revelation the man so many
wants yep, just so just the one

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time. Yeah, it's mentioned in
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horror meghito, Yes, horror,
which horror, as we said, it

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means mound, turn round. What
what are some what's some of the other

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imagery that we find in here?
We get a ton of stuff, yeah,

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ranging from the mundane to the fantastical
to the terrifying. I'm not going

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to go through everything because you're better
than that. But we start out with

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dude on a throne. Yep,
pretty prominent dude, but he's surrounded by

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twenty four elders, four creatures of
varying make and model. Yeah yeah.

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And then going on, we get
four horsemen, we get a star called

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Wormwood. We get a beast of
the sea that has seven heads and ten

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horns. We get a seven headed
dragon, we get a beast of the

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Earth. We get a whore of
Babylon. The number six, six,

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six, and seven seals, seven
trumpets, seven bowls, how many was

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going to say knives? Yeah,
so I mean, what do you want.

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It's like somebody eight a birthday cake
and then threw up into a pile

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of confetti. Yeah. Yeah.
That there is everything and nothing and everything

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again. And that's what makes this
such a vaccine book of the Bible,

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because this is why you have people
claiming to know how things are going to

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end and when they're going to end, over and over because they pick and

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choose what they like, and you
can disregard Oh, well, the beast

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of the sea is the real beast. The beast of the earth is actually

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you know, and you have.
I listened to so many videos. I

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say listening because it's usually just a
guy sitting an elector, and so I

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don't watch them. But sure these
guys, you know, and to hear

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them explain to you the importance the
Book of Revelation. I see. Now,

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I'm gonna tell you exactly what is
in this book because you need to

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know this because World War three is
just about to begin, and without the

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knowledge of the Book Revelation, you
will not see it. To the other

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side. Join us now, brothers
and sisters, exactly. Put on your

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shoes for walking, put on your
robes for blessing, and your ears for

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listening. And remove y'all thinking caps. Send us money to be side.

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It is, it's and it's so
hack. I can't tell you how many

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different I mean, literally, every
one of these creatures is Obama. I

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can tell you that from from numerous
YouTube videos. That's what YouTube tells me.

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Yeah, I mean everything and nothing, it's all Obama. One of

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them's Obama. Two of the seven
heads are Obama's heads that fight with each

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other it's just it's just it's so
dense with with with figural imagery that I

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almost am like, you know what, let's go literalists. Yeah, I

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want more fun. It's like it
comes out of like like Guidora, which

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is the multi headed nemesis of Godzilla. Oh, but it is. I

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mean, this is like the this
is every Godzilla movie. Yeah, it's

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just a beast that flies out of
every conceivable in Godzilla is Jesus, Yeah,

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Jesus gold Jesus. This is not
respectful, but it's still funny.

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Ps. That's the new tagline for
our podcasts. Not respectful, still funny.

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Oh let's uh, well, let's
go through some of the big players.

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Yeah in this thing. Um four
horsemen. Yeah, I believe there's

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a misconception, a popular one,
popular one. Um, if not in

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Christianity on the whole, Uh,
just for me, um, in popular

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culture. Yeah, if not in
popular culture, then then just for me.

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The first horse of the four horsemen, now the horse, the horseman

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come out as the seven seals are
broken, um, by by the angel

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of the scroll. There are seven
seals on the scroll. The first uh,

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well, the first horseman comes when
the what second seal is broken.

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Yes, the first horseman is conquest. He riding a white horse. White.

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Oh, I hope you still have
your notes from last episode. He's

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riding a white horse. The rider
is holding a bow, and he's given

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a crown and goes out to conquer
the lands and be adored as a conqueror.

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Interesting. Sounds like the kind of
person you'd root for at the beginning.

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The next seal to be broken,
Usher's fourth war who is riding a

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fiery red horse, and the rider
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his enemies. Now, I'm gonna
be honest, I would probably have a

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hard time telling the difference with it. We're not for their colored horses and

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the color the theme of colored horses, the difference between conquest and war.

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I absolutely agree. And that ticks
me off because for a long time I've

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thought of the classic four Horsemen as
being war, famine, pestilence, and

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death. Yeah, conquest was never
in there, because isn't conquest what happens

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with war? Right anyway? But
this is this is coming straight from the

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word here. Yeah, the good
news. The third one, the third

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Horseman, generally referred to as famine. Now this rider is on a black

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horse, and he's holding scales,
scales with which to weigh things. Now

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they're thinking that this one is famine
because it goes on to say that a

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day's pay will only get you enough
food to feed your family for like that

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oh, that night, that day. So they're thinking that the scales weigh

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out the grain or the barley versus
the pay that you receive. So it's

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basically like you know, lation at
its worst, which I believe this happened

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in the Soviet Union. Yeah,
so that's why they think he's, uh,

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he's famine. I don't know that. That's that's interesting, the Yeah,

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the interpretations. Yeah, I can
see, I can see where they're

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going with that. I'm fine with
that. But you would think famine would

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be like I saw a gaunt writer, Yeah, riding fourth with all consuming

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hunger. But you know, but
that's the thing, you know, it's

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it's just like war and conquest.
If you call famine gaunt, then you

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don't leave death anywhere to go.
Ah. Then we have the fourth horseman

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who is actually named and he is
named to death, and he is riding

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on a pale horse. That's the
common interpretation, although the word for it

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has Greek roots, which mean pallid
or a greenish color, and he is

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followed by hades. I mean,
which makes sense, you know, since

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they're translating it from the Greek.
Right. But but yeah, that's that's

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pretty that's that's the four Horseman there. And you know, and another interesting

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more of the the pop cultural aspect
of the Four Horsemen is that people think

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that the pale horse is death.
I've heard that referenced and a number of

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places people simply say, oh,
well, I'm here, that's the pale

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horse. Like people, people really
latch onto the horse. Yeah, and

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you know what, I you know
why I think that is honestly tombstone.

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He didn't say a sick horse,
the ignorant son of a it's Latin.

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He's quoting the Bible. It's a
pale horse. That's Johnny Rico, not

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Johnny Ricco. That that's a great
Johnny Ringo. You ain't no ain't no

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Daisy day, Ain't no daisy at
all. I'm gonna watch that tonight because

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that's a great movie. Why you
look at this, someone just passed over

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your gray. Yeah, that movie
was so awesome. And I think that

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that movie taught the most people about
the Book of Relation, just from that

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one scene where they shoot up that
Mexican wedding. Yeah, exactly, I'm

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gonna hucklebar. Yeah, I see. That's the parts and that's personally,

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that's where I think they came from. That's great, four horsemen. I

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don't know why these guys, out
of out of the whole book um,

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have enjoyed such success in the modern
world, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, pop culture there, I
mean, they're all over the place.

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You know, you say the four
Horsemen of the Apocalypse, people people pretty

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much know what you're talking about.
Oh yeah, absolutely, And it's I

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think, you know, they're just
they're the cool guys, they're the sexy

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ones. I guess, I don't
know, they're the ones that just stick

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in people's minds. Why is it
do you think that? And is it

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just me? But why is it
that you think that war, famine,

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pestilence, and death have come out
of out of this instead of conquest being

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in there? Have you have you
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Is that no? No? And
actually I had not heard conquest.

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I think that we hit then,
that we hit it on the head when

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we started talking about it is that
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strong. Yeah, And it's just
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a war, you know, because
conquest, you know, like if you

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you know, gun to everyone's head, people are gonna say, yeah,

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conquest is pretty bad one. But
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to get him to say it,
because it was like, I don't know

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what side of the conquest I on. Yeah, but you know, no

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one feels like there's a winner in
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It's a weird distinction. I think,

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where do you think the pestilence horsemen
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mean keep in mind, this is
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year one hundred. If there's one
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seeing, it's an army ride to
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a battlefield. You start with war
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The bodies are left on the field
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m and they just are left to
rot. I mean, and in some

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cases some of these wars, I
mean literally they a field turned to mud

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just with blood. Yeah, you
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disease from that, you get you
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move through an area, they eat
everything. They they pillage, they take

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all the grain that they can,
or if the army that's losing burns the

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grains that they can't have it.
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there's hunger, and where there's hunger, then you will find death, you

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know, And that that is almost
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four act play for what all of
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times in their lives. It's my
interpretation of that because if there's one thing

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that I'm here for, it's to
interpret the Bible for everyone. Immmm,

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let's let's talk about the star called
Wormwood. Yeah, it's a weird one.

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Huh. That is a very weird. The actual scripture says a great

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star fell from heaven blazing like a
torch, and its name was Wormwood.

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it's got some pretty big significance.
It goes on to say that it makes

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the rivers and waters bitter and taste
like wormwood. I've also seen that some

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translations of the word star could also
be the same as angel or or a

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messenger, you know, one of
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an angel came. I don't know. It could also just be one of

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those those cryptic substitutions, right.
And again that now, that is that's

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wide open. That is that is
insert whatever you want, you like,

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you like the media theories, go
for it. You'll have a nuclear fallouts,

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go for it. A biological weapon, a chemical weapon, a chemical

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weapon, yeah, I mean,
whatever, whatever you like. Plug that

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in there. Yeah, it could
be a popular or infamous person that falls

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from grace that makes things, you
know, yeah, yeah, I could

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could. I don't even like there's
water anymore. Well somebody that was a

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spokesman for the water, I mean, you know, yeah, who knows

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this is this is not the only
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stars falling from the heavens. There's
even the the old classic Great Mountain fell

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into the from from the heavens into
the water into the ocean or whatever,

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and yeah, exactly that was that's
pretty cataclysmic. And people are you know

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a lot of people are riding the
the asteroid train on this one. Oh,

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and that that sounds I mean,
I don't know what else that would

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be if you were gonna if you
had to explain that in a direct,

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rationalized terms. Yeah, that that
that fills the bills quite nicely. How

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about we talk about six to six
the sign of the Beast. Yeah,

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let's do some Aleister Curley proud here. Yeah, the mark of the Beast,

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sometimes translated as six hundred and sixteen. Oh really interestingly enough, But

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I like that because that saves you
fifty Yep. We passed that savings directly

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onto you. Now, a lot
of people have come to the camp of

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thinking that this was another code that
they had because Greek and Hebrew letters have

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numerical equivalence, and apparently six to
sixty six is the sum of the name

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Nero Caesar, who was Impero Rome
at the time. The six hundred and

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sixteen comes from Neuron Caesar. I
think that was the Hebrew spelling of it,

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in er O n h. And
something about that leads you to six

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sixteen. It's all tied tight in
there, but to me makes a ton

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of sense, right, Yeah,
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you know, you. No,
that's that's that's they're literally saying to

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you, right, this number is
the sign of the beast, and we

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can't say the beast, so we're
going to say the beast, right,

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the person who is responsible for killing
Christians right and left. Yeah, So

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it's a little petty of them to
call them the beast. But even today

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people are scared to death of the
number six to sixty six. Oh absolutely.

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For example, there was just a
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a girl there was a high school
that was become as part of their security

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procedures, every kid had a barcoded
lanyard ID yeah, and she refused to

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wear it, and they wanted to
expel her from the school because she believes,

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there's many people do that barcodes are
this mark of the beast, that

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in the future people will be barcoded, and that that is the mark of

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the beast, and so for on
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So, yeah, that is a
belief that is still still showing up in

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society today. That is a thing
that we are not done with. I

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bought a sandwich or something came to
six dollars and sixty six cents and the

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person's like, just give me six
dollars, or yeah, you know,

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I don't want anything to do with
the rest of this. We've had the

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same thing happened with that paddle number, yeah, or they if their total

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comes to that, they'll want it
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And that that is the funny thing
is it's not just happened once or

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twice, but they never care.
They're like, you want an extra dollar,

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take it or keep it all.
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seven headed East has been interpreted by
some that has been debunked by science.

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It's an octopus that has has been
cited as being Rome itself because it's a

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city built on seven hills, right, and and there are different interpretations of

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of like oh if this is Rome, you know, here's here's why,

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blah blah blah, and that to
me that that makes some sense too,

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sure whatever, Well, you know
that's the that's the Curson blessing if you

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could say that of the Book of
Revelation, is that it allows the opportunity

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for very logical or you know,
logical and rationalized interpretation in a historical context.

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And what they were trying to accomplish
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And on the other hand, no, this is really going to God said

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this is going to happen, right, and that's that's a hard thing.

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That's a hard thing to balance.
But yeah, I I personally my two

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senses that yeah, this is without
making it sound too cloak and diagree,

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but these are coded messages that were
very critical of the government that was actively

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repressing and assaulting them. Right,
and um, this leads us into there.

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There are are different camps for the
interpretations, one of which is a

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historicist view. Historicist sees it in
a broad view of history. Another is

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called a pratorist, which refers to
events around the first century romano centric those

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terrorists. Yeah, it refers to
the events that actually did happen, you

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know, around the fall of the
Roman Empire. There then there are the

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futurists who think these are future events
that have yet to happen, and the

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idealists that think it's an allegory and
that it never happened, it won't happen,

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it's just a story of the spiritual
path that PO will take. Do

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you fit into one of these neatly? Not really? I mean I would

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say somewhere between the historist and the
pratorist traitorist. Yeah, I would say

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somewhere in that area. I don't. I don't feel like the Bible delves

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into such fanciful is not the right
word, but such vividly crazy balls.

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I mean the Bible doesn't. I
mean uses plenty of metaphor and allegory,

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and you know there's plenty any of
those those times in the Bible where that

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is used. But this just cranks
it all the way up. Yeah,

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you know, the the imagery that
is used is so sensationalist almost. It's

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that I am. I'm I'm far
more personally inclined to believe that these are

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these are coded messages, that these
are these are direct reverences the things that

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were happening at the time, and
they were coded so that the people writing

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them wouldn't get killed if caught,
exactly. And I and I feel like

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the message, I think the messages
in the Book of Revelation are meant for

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the people at that time, right, I mean that the book starts off

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with Daniel like this too. Yeah, the book, the book starts off

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with a direct message to the recipients. Hey, to the church here.

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This is why this is what I
want you to know to the church,

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I mean, this was this was
directed to people. Yeah, I don't

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I don't think that it was a
prophecy for the ages. Yeah, but

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you know what does that mean?
What is that worth to anyone? I

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have to degree. I think I
fit in between that historicist pratorist view too.

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Just uh, it just makes sense. I don't know, yeah,

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I it just yeah, I agree, it's but then you know, for

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some people, a mountain falling out
of the sky into the ocean and a

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seven headed dragon makes sense to them. So right, So that's uh,

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Christians, we should just have an
eschatology sound because you know what's going to

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come back again. You know,
we're gonna have to discuss that more on

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the back of Christian eschatology. There, let's talk about some apocalypticism in history.

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William the conqueror Big Bill had a
doomsday book that was getting on the

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cover. Denim found. Yeah,
that it was just a census of the

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people in lands that he conquered,
and people thought that this was the book

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that their name would be written,
and then and when he was done doing

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this census, that the end of
end of time would come. Really huh,

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that is interesting. Isaac Newton deciphered
codes in the Bible, or what

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he thought were Bible codes, and
said that the end would be in the

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year twenty sixty. Right. I
don't mean to laugh at Isaac Newton.

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He did invent calculus, but okay, hey, within our lifetime. Sure,

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sure, if the cancer don't get
us. Here's a big name.

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William Miller was an army captain turned
a Baptist preacher. In eighteen fifteen,

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he calculated that Jesus would return to
usher in the end times in the Book

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of Revelation in the year eighteen forty
three, which worked out. It happened.

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I don't know when we're still talking
about it. That's yeah, we're

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living in the Golden Age right now. Yeah, this is the millennium.

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It led to what's called the Great
Disappointment, but also you do still live

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in It also was the beginning of
the Seventh Day Adventists and miller Wites,

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who make a wonderful beer. I
believe I might myself, I might be

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a Miller writing myself. Then we
get our friend Harold Camping, who was

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a Christian radio host still alive,
predicted that the rapture and Judgment Day would

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occur on May twenty first, twenty
eleven, with the end of the world

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happening in October. Oop the poop, yeah, whoops a double daisy with

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him. I remember a lot of
this stuff. Oh ye last year.

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Absolutely, people getting crazy over the
rapture. You don't what you don't you

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know what irritates me about these things
that everyone who gets involved as an idiot,

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that's my opinion. You've got this
crazy old man on one hand who

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swears up and down this is when
the end of the world's coming. Yeah,

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and then and that's his belief,
and there's people who listen to him

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who believe that that's fine whatever.
Then there's like everyone else who weighs in

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on it, and they're so smug
they just oh, of course yeah,

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and they love to mock him.
Everyone loves to mock these people because feel

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better about themselves, right, But
they're just as dumb. I mean,

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you know, like like that,
that's like mocking a four year old while

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they watched Sesame Street and just walk
him and say, hey, you stupid,

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deluded bastard. You know, they're
just puppets, right, And then

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you walk out of the living room
going God, and that kid is so

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stupid, dumb four year old.
It's okay, I told him how dummy

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was right, Like, there's no
there's no point to that, you know,

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like he's got his beliefs and that
it didn't work out. Sure that

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he's I mean, he tried to
revise the right the time, but people

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by that time had already sold their
life savings. And you do damage with

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that, Yeah it is. It
is not harmless, but you make yourself

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look like a jackass when you mock
those people. Also, Yeah, and

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uh, and I'm sure that the
consequences that he will face will be just

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just fine. Right anyway, So
that's Harold Camping. There's the whole UFO

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religion cults like the Hillbop Commet,
the yes A suicide cults, Yeah,

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suicide cults, things like that what's
his name, Apple Apple White or yeah

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those are the were the Nikes and
yeah what they call gold Heaven's Gate,

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Heaven's Gate cult and done. Oh
yeah. Yeah. You get people that

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think, well, this this comment
or this this thing is is you know

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coming back or here's this one date
where you know we're we're going to ascend

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into heaven while these other fools stay
alive. And then from there you descend

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into the faux scient the scientific astrologists
who comport themselves like astronomers who say,

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oh, no, it's because of
this alignment of planets. It's going what's

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what's some science where it's there'll be
a gravitational flux that will change the field

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harmony, and that's why the universe
will crack like an egg like like it's

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that that that really despicable astrologer who
wants to sound like an astronomer. Yeah,

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and we'll do that because even the
astrologer knows that nobody's buying what they're

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selling. We can't forget about the
year one thousand or the year two thousand,

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one of which happened in our lifetime. Mmmmm. There was definitely some

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thought that the world was going to
come to an end in y two k,

405
00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:38.200
right, according to records, there
was plenty of belief in the year

406
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:45.559
one k. Yeah, why why
one kuh that the world that was,

407
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:49.480
you know, turn of the millennium
was gonna None of their scrolls had code

408
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:54.000
to adapt to the use of a
four digit number system, right, we

409
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:58.799
can't erase anything, and uh,
And that came and went, yeah,

410
00:33:58.960 --> 00:34:02.240
you know, and that's again,
that's that's mankind's hubrist. I think,

411
00:34:02.279 --> 00:34:09.280
well, the completely random and the
subjective numbering we use has to line up

412
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:15.199
in a number that we consider interesting, easy to deal with, or significant,

413
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:17.760
and then that's when things have to
happen. Right yep. I can

414
00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:22.360
tell you right now that there's going
to be some serious that goes down on

415
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:27.920
a day that makes no numericle sense
whatsoever, and you'll create it after the

416
00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:31.719
fact, that's what we do.
But things of a huge importance will always

417
00:34:31.800 --> 00:34:37.400
happen on a day of next to
no significance. Ye. So how about

418
00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:39.679
how about we journey down to South
America? Hi? Yeah, yeah,

419
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:45.400
yeah, yeah, I want to
take you a cassion or my Mayan friends

420
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:50.119
have so much don't teach me.
Let's let's jump over to the yuk Tam

421
00:34:50.199 --> 00:35:00.559
Peninsulama talk about some moron prophecy thunder
sound, double thunder sound. That was

422
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:05.400
amazing. I don't think we I
mean, but you know what this is

423
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:08.840
the myyons. These are the guys
who wrote the book in Stone and then

424
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:14.239
lost it, and so we had
to invent the book later and then sell

425
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:17.280
our own books right in order to
sell more books and movies based on those

426
00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:27.119
books. I'll say spoiler alert on
the old Mayan twenty twelve prophecy, I'm

427
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:30.880
not gonna turn on as alarming as
you hope. Fuck my in prophecy.

428
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:37.000
It's a doomsday prediction ye, proposing
that cataclysmic events will occur on December twenty

429
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:43.320
first, two and twelve. It's
based on the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar,

430
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:47.679
which completes one great cycle on that
date and in turn, one age will

431
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:52.559
end as another begins. Yeah,
the Long Cycle calendar not insignificant to the

432
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:55.960
Myyons, pretty big deal to them. It is a huge deal to them

433
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:00.000
as you are starting a whole new
age in my in town. What is

434
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:05.320
important to point out here is that
even the Mayans planned on going on.

435
00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:09.599
This was not the end of everything
party. It was just a really big

436
00:36:09.760 --> 00:36:14.320
party. Yeah, they're hangovers.
Maybe they wish it was the end of

437
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:23.440
the world. Who had now roughly
three hundred and ninety four years make a

438
00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:29.719
Bock tune and thirteen bok tunes make
one great cycle, which adds up to

439
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:34.840
about five thousand, one hundred and
twenty five years. The completion of such

440
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.760
would have been very important to the
Maya. Yeah, that's a that's a

441
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:42.159
milestone. That's a big deal.
You celebrate one hundred episodes of the Simpsons

442
00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:46.440
come on two hundred and two.
I was around for both who Now the

443
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:52.039
calendar stones and uh and some columns
that had had these calendar dates on them

444
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:57.960
were discovered as early as nineteen twenty
nine in the Yucatan Peninsula, and using

445
00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:04.039
these along with the Dresden Codex,
which is one of four surviving Mayan documents

446
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:12.760
that survived the Inquisition, the beginning
of the current Great cycle was supposedly on

447
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:17.440
August thirteenth, three thousand, one
hundred and four BC, and so that's

448
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:22.760
how they get the completion of that
on December twenty first. So you know,

449
00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:27.800
this is exactly the way the world
turns out that it is significant.

450
00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:31.239
It's a huge deal. This is
better than a millennium. This is a

451
00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:36.760
huge the turn of the epic.
Yeah. Yeah, for the For the

452
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:39.960
Mayans, this was a gigantic party
for them. This was a huge religious

453
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:45.119
significant thing for them. Not a
one of them say that it was the

454
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:50.000
end of the world. That's true. That no point did anyone say we're

455
00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:55.440
not going to be here tomorrow,
although there there is some eschatology in Mayan

456
00:37:55.599 --> 00:38:02.199
culture that says the god kuk Con
would return to usher in peace and harmony,

457
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:07.039
and there might you know, there's
obviously more to it than than just

458
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:10.440
you know, oh google CON's back. Yeah, like you said, not

459
00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:15.239
into the world, just into the
end of this cycle. I found found

460
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:21.199
something that said they're five great cycles
of five thousand, one hundred and twenty

461
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:23.159
five years. This one, this
one. I'm thrown out there because I

462
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:27.039
found it in one place. I
thought it was interesting, but I couldn't

463
00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:30.280
find much else to back it up. But let's let's let's jump in.

464
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:37.119
There are they They name each of
these these cycles, And I don't know

465
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:42.360
I'm gonna pronounce these wrong. I
know, well, all of our mind

466
00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:45.480
listeners can call and can write us
in and tell us how dumb we are.

467
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:52.960
The first cycle was called Junia or
june jaw, and it was It

468
00:38:52.039 --> 00:39:00.639
corresponded to fire, okay, the
element fire and the feminine energy. The

469
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:07.039
second cycle was Cabba yall or cabbajoll
uh, and it corresponded to the element

470
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:13.079
Earth and masculine energy. The third
was ok siba jaw ociba yall okay,

471
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:16.800
uh, and that's air and feminine
and uh. The current one that that

472
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:22.000
we are in that's coming to an
end is Kajibba jaw or Kayiba y'all,

473
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:30.119
which is corresponds to water and the
masculine and mister T and the talking sharks

474
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:36.639
named jabber jaw. Well, bust
juli kajibba jaw. I ain't got time

475
00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:42.679
for normal kajibba jaboo. The next
one that we are supposedly entering into is

476
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:46.800
called Jabba jall or Yobi yall,
and that is devoted to a shark that

477
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:52.519
solves crimes with the neptunes. Uh, and its element is ether and its

478
00:39:52.800 --> 00:40:00.840
duality of masculine and feminine and also
it's uh the cycle of peace harmon understanding.

479
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:02.719
That would be awesome. I'd like
that to happen. That'd be great.

480
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:07.800
See, now here's a fun thing. I read a really good article

481
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:12.599
about this, So the Maya in
twenty twelve Apocalypse Maya twenty twelve. Everyone

482
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:15.920
talks about it. It's a very
popular subject. There was movies and TV

483
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:20.960
shows and crappy news articles. It
has become such a thing that NASA actually

484
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:24.840
has a phone line you can call
into to get information about the end of

485
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:29.800
the world. NASA had to set
this up, and which seems hilarious and

486
00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:32.400
silly because it kind of is.
But the point of the articles they were

487
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:36.039
interviewing the people who made this,
and they said, well, you know,

488
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:38.679
we you know, we understand that
the reason people are asking us about

489
00:40:38.679 --> 00:40:42.199
it, you know the reason why
that's some news stories because I think it's

490
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:45.400
kind of funny that we have to
do this, but you have to understand

491
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:52.360
that we are They're actually dealing with
genuinely terrified people who think that the world

492
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:57.119
is going to end on December twenty
first, like they're like some of the

493
00:40:57.199 --> 00:41:00.639
examples have there were some teenagers who
were going to kill themselves because they didn't

494
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:04.199
want to be around for the end
of the world. There was a mom

495
00:41:04.639 --> 00:41:10.480
who was contemplating suffocating her kids.
I mean, these are terrifying consequences of

496
00:41:10.599 --> 00:41:15.000
a for lack of a silly thing, you know, just a pop culture

497
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:17.480
thing that we just kind of blew
out of proportion for no reason, and

498
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:22.519
people willingly. That's the thing that
is frustrating about this. All the things

499
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:27.480
that are discussed about the Mayan calendar
and everything, there is a willing ignorance

500
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:30.320
yeah, anyone. Oh, I've
researched it, and they say that the

501
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:35.559
Mayan calendar runs out on December twenty
first. Well, if you researched it,

502
00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:38.559
then you know that the next age
starts on December twenty second. Right,

503
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:45.320
My calendar runs out right December thirty
first, right exactly. But yeah,

504
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:49.719
and that's because it builds sensationalism,
it sells books, it sells I

505
00:41:49.800 --> 00:41:53.039
can't say how many websites I went
to looking for, you know, experts

506
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:59.599
on the field of the Mayan apocalypse, and there is no data on their

507
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:04.280
web page age whatsoever. But the
entire web page is a list of dates

508
00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:08.119
and places where you can see him
come give a lecture about the impending apocalypse.

509
00:42:08.199 --> 00:42:13.719
And it's so affordable, you know, it's it's despicable. You know

510
00:42:14.079 --> 00:42:16.760
that these people you know, and
you you, you will get people genuinely

511
00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:21.760
scared with that, with that kind
of jibba jabba, not till the next

512
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:24.760
epic. Brother, Yeah, let's
hope that there is a peace, harmony

513
00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:28.800
and understanding in this in this next
one. Yeah, and we can finally

514
00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:34.079
mix our masculine and feminines. Sounds
pretty sexy to me. Not if we

515
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:39.039
become a sexual though, m no, we become pan sexual, oh Alistair

516
00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:46.400
Crowley. Yeah, bringing it all
back to big al So some of the

517
00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:52.400
theories that that coincide with this Mine
twenty twelve prophecy. Uh, there's going

518
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:55.440
to be here here, here's the
first one. There's going to be a

519
00:42:55.559 --> 00:43:05.400
galactic alignment. Right now, the
Sun moves through one zodiacal constellation or zodiacal

520
00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:12.639
which end is it? That's how
that's pronounced. Constellation Every two thousand,

521
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:16.400
one hundred and sixty years and every
twenty five thousand, eight hundred years,

522
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:22.480
the Sun completes a whole backward rotation
through the whole zodiac right the moonwalk,

523
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:28.719
Yeah exactly. The sun is just
now moving into Aquarius for the March equinox.

524
00:43:28.920 --> 00:43:32.000
Would you say that it's the dawning
then? Yeah? But what age?

525
00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:45.800
We are good singers. The December
solstice puts it in Sagittarius on December

526
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:49.880
what twenty first? Yeah, well
I'll say this if you what do you

527
00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:53.400
know? December twenty one turns out
the Sagittarius is the sexiest of the science.

528
00:43:54.280 --> 00:44:00.239
M maybe Christmas Baby, I don't
even know what I'm saying. You

529
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:13.480
know what Sagittarius rhymes with stegosaurus,
the sexiest of them. So they're they're

530
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:17.079
saying that the sun will align with
the galactic equator. Then there's I've even

531
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:21.760
seen things where it's like all the
planets will will align for the first time

532
00:44:21.800 --> 00:44:27.119
in thousand your ears. Well,
I mean, I we have some precedents

533
00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:30.559
for this, because it's happened before. The Sun has aligned with the galactic

534
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:37.159
equator before. It just happens to
be last winter at the winter solstice,

535
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:38.960
and the winter before that at the
Winter soltice, and the winter before that.

536
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:44.559
Actually, every single winter the sun
has aligned itself with the galactic center,

537
00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:47.440
and so far the machine just kept
on running. Yep, once again

538
00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:54.599
the willful ignoring of very simple facts
in order to create an interesting snare discussion.

539
00:44:54.719 --> 00:45:00.199
Yeah. The theories suggest that the
Maya based their calendar on observation of

540
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:06.559
the Great Rift or the Dark Rift, which is basically the dark cloud in

541
00:45:06.599 --> 00:45:10.119
the center of the Milky Way,
and some theories say this alignment is going

542
00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:17.559
to bring a profound spiritual transformation or
transition for us as a species. I

543
00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:22.320
hope, So that'd be great,
right, I'm tired of being all worldly.

544
00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:27.440
All I think about is eaten and
looking at naked people. Have you

545
00:45:27.480 --> 00:45:30.239
ever heard of a time wave zero? I used to listen to them a

546
00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:35.880
British New wave of early eighties.
Right, he's a gentleman todd wife.

547
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:49.840
Second, this is uh, this
one's hard to explain, so jumping jumping

548
00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:55.599
the nine card here with me real
quick. Terrence mckinna ethnobotanist, psychonaut and

549
00:45:55.840 --> 00:46:04.000
future podcast person of interest. Graft
dates based on his interpretation of the eaching

550
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:08.079
that you okay, that's a big
deal divination system. Uh. The eaching

551
00:46:08.159 --> 00:46:15.159
had sixty four hexagrams, which he
likened to the sixty four DNA codeons in

552
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:19.559
human DNA, And then he thought
that it was a mathematically coded form of

553
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:23.719
a time wave system that is happening
in the universe, and that the universe

554
00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:30.960
would reach a singularity of infinite complexity
in twenty twelve, at which point everything

555
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:36.960
conceivable happens in one instant. It
was a time crash. It's a it's

556
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:40.519
a sounds like it now. Originally
it happened he had it in November of

557
00:46:40.679 --> 00:46:46.119
twenty twelve, but then when he
learned about this this mayan December twenty first

558
00:46:46.159 --> 00:46:50.599
thing, he revised it to be
December twenty first, twenty twelve. Oh,

559
00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:53.280
just some time for Christmas. So
that's time wave zero. That's that's

560
00:46:53.679 --> 00:47:00.599
interesting. This goes along sort of
with with the eclactic alignment. But twenty

561
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:06.639
firth is going to be when the
Earth transforms into the fourth dimension, raises

562
00:47:06.719 --> 00:47:13.840
its vibration and everybody ascends if if
they're ready and alkalized. Oh man,

563
00:47:13.920 --> 00:47:16.000
I'm flying home for Christmas on the
twenty first. I hope it doesn't happen.

564
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:20.719
Well, I'm in an airplane and
everyone just gets vibrator rise and I

565
00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:22.639
was just in an airplane. I
missed the whole damn shebang. Like the

566
00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:31.320
Leangaliers Langliers. You know there's that
one too. There's just so many of

567
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:37.599
them. I why don't we just
say the world is not going to end

568
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:43.000
until you die at the rate at
which you consume saturated fats, sooner than

569
00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:46.000
later. If you like smoking,
you can bring about your own one man

570
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:52.400
arm again as fast as you like, especially with these new especially Delius Chesta

571
00:47:52.519 --> 00:48:00.639
fields now made from Guatemala tobacco,
the last flavor you're ill a need.

572
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:07.239
Let's let's go into some of the
doomsday theories of it now now all,

573
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:12.360
well, the ones I went through
there, they're kind of like spiritual transformation

574
00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:16.960
and okay, all that kind of
nice. That's cool. Solar flare oh

575
00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:22.760
ye, huge coronal mass ejection hits
hits the Earth now if it doesn't fry

576
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:27.159
the Earth on its own, knocks
out all the satellites, just back in

577
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:29.840
the old Stone Age. Now,
there is precedent for this. We've had

578
00:48:30.039 --> 00:48:34.320
huge solar flares. There was one
in eighteen fifty nine, ye that managed

579
00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:39.000
to actually knock out what tiny little
amount of nascent power infrastructure we had yep,

580
00:48:39.159 --> 00:48:44.760
the telegraph lines. Yeah, exactly, we this, These things happened

581
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:46.199
before. I mean, the Earth
has weathered these things, and they are

582
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:52.000
predicted to kick up in twenty thirteen
and just but we've never been more dependent

583
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:57.599
on electronics than we are now for
everything. Right, So that is actually

584
00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:00.400
a podcast a problem. Yeah,
we've created for ourselves. So our podcast

585
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:07.119
will be switching to a newsletter written
on animal skin, and the Rumors and

586
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:14.960
Unsupported Stories will be discussing our rumors
of clean water and food availability. Look

587
00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:20.639
forward to that. There's a mystical
fountain that has clean water somewhere, well,

588
00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:30.360
surely it gives you some diarrhea,
righto. The geomagnetic reversal of the

589
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:37.119
poles not to be confused with a
physical pole shift or confused with complete protonic

590
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:42.960
reversal if you cross the streams.
The geomagnetic reversal is a periodic reversal of

591
00:49:43.079 --> 00:49:46.159
Earth's magnetic field. This happens,
and has happened and will happen because of

592
00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:50.079
the axis and the wobble and the
tilt and all that stuff in the gym

593
00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:58.800
jam and the gym and the jabbaja. The Earth's magnetosphere is quanky. Yeah,

594
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:01.800
it switches north north pole, south
pole sometimes. And that that that

595
00:50:01.960 --> 00:50:06.880
has happened again historically, that is
a proven fact that has happened before.

596
00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:09.320
There's a lot of debate as to
the rate of which that happens. But

597
00:50:09.800 --> 00:50:15.519
again, I can't can't quite call
that an apocalypse a pain in the assid

598
00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:19.719
At worst, the actual physical pole
shift, which some people confuse us with,

599
00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:24.880
is a literal flipping of the Earth
upside them. Bow that that would

600
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:28.599
be a pain in the ass,
would it? Though we still live in

601
00:50:28.639 --> 00:50:35.639
a temperate zone well with the force
of the flip, because it's all supposed

602
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:38.199
to happen in like three minutes.
Then you get huge earthquakes, tidal waves,

603
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:44.760
tsunamis, you name it all.
It's it's like stopping a car without

604
00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:47.199
the seatbelt. That sounds ridiculous.
I'm gonna go ahead and say that,

605
00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:53.599
and if I'm wrong, I'll apologize
in the next life. There's a there's

606
00:50:53.599 --> 00:51:00.320
a there's a theory that a huge
black hole will swallow us up. This

607
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:04.679
includes the supermassive black hole at the
middle of the Milky Way galaxy. Problem

608
00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:09.559
is, black holes don't suck things
in, just huge mass It's it's almost

609
00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:14.760
like how we are with the sun. Right it does, We're going to

610
00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:16.559
continue. We're not going to get
sucked in. It doesn't come get you.

611
00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:22.199
Yeah, yeah, you can fall
in it. But next on list,

612
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:29.280
we have mentioned this before, a
supervolcano or refer back to episode one

613
00:51:29.320 --> 00:51:31.159
of this one. Yeah, the
first half of this thing. I think

614
00:51:31.199 --> 00:51:35.280
we nailed that, and it is
that one I kind of enjoy because it's

615
00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:39.519
real. Yeah and pretty scary.
Oh. Also, the supervolcano will create

616
00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:45.559
an emotional disharmonic beam wave that will
unify all souls. Yeah, that's science,

617
00:51:45.639 --> 00:51:51.000
can't argue it. We've mentioned this
too. Just your classic asteroid yep,

618
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:58.199
millions of voices crying out in terror
and then suddenly silenced. Great disturbance.

619
00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:02.800
Here's a fun one planet X or
Nibiru. Oh yeah, the Nemesis

620
00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:07.400
world. Yeah, this is the
tenth planet in our solar system that's on

621
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:16.559
a very wonky orbit that initially uh
has it passes by here once every thirty

622
00:52:16.599 --> 00:52:21.960
six hundred years and um the first
or one of the times says it's passed

623
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:25.599
by actually hit the Earth when the
when the Earth was forming and knocked off

624
00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:31.239
the Moon. That's that's one thought. Uh. This this comes from a

625
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:39.320
Sumerian um mythology or archaeology that that's
a fellow by the name of Zacharayah Stitchen,

626
00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:45.079
who's another probably person that we should
cover, studied and and looked over

627
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:49.079
in their their munea form and stuff. Uh, and decided, hey,

628
00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:52.280
there could be a planet X.
I don't know that he actually ever got

629
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:58.679
behind this is as an actual thing, but the whole planet X thing that

630
00:52:58.920 --> 00:53:04.440
is shaky. Yeah. This is
where the Ananochi live come from. So

631
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:09.760
so that one if it were imminent
to coming into our orbit, I think

632
00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:13.239
we'd see it by now right.
Well, they were saying, what was

633
00:53:13.320 --> 00:53:16.519
if that existed, it would be
at this point bright enough to see in

634
00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:20.719
daylight. Yeah, it would be
the bright three times the size of Earth

635
00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:22.559
or something. Yeah, it would
be sun moon. And then this thing

636
00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:25.480
as far as bright objects in the
sky. Next thing on the list,

637
00:53:27.039 --> 00:53:31.320
energy from the galactic center is causing
global warming on every planet. Okay,

638
00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:39.039
moving on all right, then that
gets nothing. Yeah, so you may

639
00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:44.840
be asking yourself, do the Mayans
actually believe this? No, they don't.

640
00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:51.199
Here's here's the thing. They had
no true doomsday prophecies. They none

641
00:53:51.239 --> 00:53:53.639
of their stuff, Like like Stecco
mentioned, they didn't have anything that said

642
00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:58.559
this is the end of the world
and irony of ironies. They actually had

643
00:53:58.599 --> 00:54:05.639
a doomsday it's called the Spanish Conquest. They did not see it coming.

644
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:12.480
Now, currently, the mind belief
is that humanity does need to take responsibility

645
00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:15.719
because we're on a path of destruction. We need to get more in touch

646
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:22.360
with our spirituality. They're worried more
about humans being dominated by technology and not

647
00:54:22.679 --> 00:54:27.679
owing to you know, Mother Earth, sweet delicious singularity, bring it on.

648
00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:31.960
Yeah. Yeah, and they had
dates after December twenty first on some

649
00:54:32.079 --> 00:54:37.400
of their calendars. Yeah, it's
it's okay, people, it don't don't

650
00:54:37.440 --> 00:54:39.920
do anything stupid, I mean,
for the most part. Yeah, it's

651
00:54:39.960 --> 00:54:45.599
a way to to feel some folks
wallets and get them set in the world

652
00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:52.159
of the illuminati right now. But
yeah, chances are there's gonna be a

653
00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:54.760
lot of people laughing on December twenty
second. Ye, I'm going to be

654
00:54:54.880 --> 00:55:00.360
laughing and you're because dear listening,
Joe will be fine. Just don't get

655
00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:01.840
drunk and get in a car wreck. Yeah, don't do that. Don't

656
00:55:01.880 --> 00:55:05.360
drink and drive. Yeah, that's
always good advice. You make your own

657
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:08.800
apocalypse a very very mundane one at
that. You can do better than that.

658
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:12.679
Come on, people, you look
better too, Come on. So

659
00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:15.679
there you go, there you go. That's I think we've given you a

660
00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:20.000
new lease on life. I think
we've set you free of the shackles of

661
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:22.559
your doomed existence. And now today
is the first day of the rest of

662
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:35.480
your life. So if if you
have survived these two episodes, then you

663
00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:38.239
get you get a certificate. Yeah, you get a certificate. Also,

664
00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:44.480
just so you know, we had
one singular claimant, the only one person

665
00:55:44.599 --> 00:55:50.639
now will ever have the complete collection
of certificates. You fooled. So full

666
00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:52.880
points to Annie, one of our
groupies. Yeah, she did it.

667
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:58.280
She wins. That is no longer
available at all. Collector's item eBay and

668
00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:02.119
Annie, make a mint, give
it a year or two. Yeah,

669
00:56:02.480 --> 00:56:08.840
let that mature. It's an investment. It's like a bond. So if

670
00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:15.239
if you have survived both these episodes
and be honest, uh yeah, don't

671
00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:20.599
the code or the the there's only
one there's only one password for this one,

672
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:25.360
eschatology. Yeah, that's it,
eschatology E S C H A T

673
00:56:25.679 --> 00:56:29.639
O l O G Y. If
you spell it wrong, you'll still get

674
00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:34.760
a certificate. Did I spell it
right? So yeah, congratulations, Just

675
00:56:34.840 --> 00:56:37.519
send it, send it on into
us here. And you know what,

676
00:56:37.039 --> 00:56:40.880
you were going to have Christmas parties
and and things to discuss this at and

677
00:56:40.960 --> 00:56:45.840
you are going to drop You were
going to crack eggs of knowledge over all

678
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:47.199
of your friend's heads. Yea,
and they're gonna be like, wow,

679
00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:51.079
you really know that? And you're
like, I've got some pretty smart friends.

680
00:56:51.679 --> 00:56:54.599
We and uh, and then why
don't why did you tell them about

681
00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:59.119
a podcast? Because we need more
listeners. Yeah, that's that's a perfect

682
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:02.199
like it you're fun, perfect segue
yeah, replace that wink with you know

683
00:57:02.280 --> 00:57:08.480
what here they denied, know that
wink is actually a little asterisk, and

684
00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:10.760
that at the end of the conversation. Go oh, by the way,

685
00:57:10.800 --> 00:57:15.719
that wink actually indovers that thing.
Just given like the whole rundown in a

686
00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:19.400
weird, subdued voice, and they'll
be like, thanks so much for this

687
00:57:19.599 --> 00:57:22.840
knowledge omelet that you've given us.
Non no no omelet, no momnlet.

688
00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:28.519
Okay, that leads us into some
puns. Oh, yeah, get let's

689
00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:31.760
go. Who wants to start?
I've got one, just one, okay.

690
00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:42.440
It is the song that ends the
earth, the bock tune. What

691
00:57:42.599 --> 00:57:47.000
a haunting melody that Or it's the
back tunes or a four man um barbershop

692
00:57:47.079 --> 00:57:52.559
quartet. That's great, that harber
that bring in the end of the world,

693
00:57:54.039 --> 00:58:05.440
the meteor in the sky yep,
following on you and um, I

694
00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:10.880
have a clock shop called ticktockle lips. Oh that's good. I stole it

695
00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:14.519
out of your mouth, didn't I
know? But that I like that one

696
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:16.599
a lot. I like that one
a lot. I don't have it anymore.

697
00:58:16.760 --> 00:58:21.159
I really used my really good ones
for the first half of this thing.

698
00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:27.000
So no, come on, you
you can squeeze one more out of

699
00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:30.039
all this ship. That's true,
There was so much here. Okay,

700
00:58:30.199 --> 00:58:32.960
all right, um, okay,
there's uh it's a cartoon, okay.

701
00:58:34.559 --> 00:58:37.519
The cartoon about um a young planet
who just wants to race through the Solar

702
00:58:37.599 --> 00:58:42.559
System. But every now and then
his brother Planet X comes by and he

703
00:58:42.599 --> 00:58:44.800
whizzes by him so fast that he
hurts him. Please, Planet X,

704
00:58:44.880 --> 00:58:45.480
dude, not hurt me. Last
time you gave me a moon. And

705
00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:49.119
while I have grown to love the
moon and has become my friend, sometimes

706
00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:51.159
I don't want another moon because I
have all these people living up on me.

707
00:58:51.199 --> 00:59:01.960
Please don't kill me, Planet X. All planet there, you go

708
00:59:02.159 --> 00:59:07.039
there. That's what happens when you
backed me into a corner next year.

709
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:13.239
All right, all right, see
what I've created here? All right,

710
00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:17.280
I've got a brand of contraception products
called kuckle condoms. Oh man, to

711
00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:22.480
stop the to keep you from ruining
your world. Ye use them for your

712
00:59:22.599 --> 00:59:27.920
cuckle concubines. Oh my god,
you double down, You doubled down.

713
00:59:28.039 --> 00:59:30.400
You have just taken me out to
the woodshed and beat me with puns this

714
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:37.840
week now, the spermacytal kettle coating, Oh my god, that is a

715
00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:42.840
new high score. That is the
new high score. You tripled up on

716
00:59:42.960 --> 00:59:45.840
a pun. By the way,
I should have mentioned this, but kugle

717
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:52.440
con is the same thing for all
intents purposes as cazel claudel from the Aztecs

718
00:59:52.559 --> 01:00:00.199
or goucku mots from other Mayan culture. They had it split up. Is

719
01:00:00.239 --> 01:00:09.559
that your condom? No, it's
Mayan til I'm riding them your place,

720
01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:15.480
so Mayan. Oh that's even better. Kick me again? Really well played,

721
01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:20.360
David. All Right, I just
need you to decide this receipt in

722
01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:23.519
inca. No, too far,
too far. You got greedy, You

723
01:00:23.679 --> 01:00:31.079
got greedy, and you went too
far a dug too deep. So send

724
01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:35.239
us your puns. Yeah, you
don't have much time left. Yeah,

725
01:00:35.320 --> 01:00:40.039
and you can beat those puns.
Were Yeah, we weren't really impressed with

726
01:00:40.119 --> 01:00:44.559
ourselves, but that doesn't mean we
hold you to to to our low,

727
01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:49.239
low standards. I expect you to
kick our asses with awesome puns. That's

728
01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:53.360
true. Check us out on Facebook. Like us there, please, yeah,

729
01:00:53.599 --> 01:00:55.960
help us get too. I don't
know, you know what. Let's

730
01:00:57.039 --> 01:01:00.960
lowball at forty five forty five gets
a little I mean, it's it's cool

731
01:01:01.639 --> 01:01:07.400
to be like in this tiny little
exclusive cabal. But wouldn't it be awesome

732
01:01:07.519 --> 01:01:12.960
if we could upgrade our cabal to
a junta, oh like the virus.

733
01:01:13.239 --> 01:01:16.320
Yeah, and then from there maybe
you know, year down the road,

734
01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:22.039
A cavalcade, A cavalcade, a
movement, oh geez, part of the

735
01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:30.760
counterculture. So yeah, Facebook,
We're also on as you know iTunes ye

736
01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:32.880
may or may not know. Rate
us on there. If you'd like write

737
01:01:32.880 --> 01:01:37.000
a review, write a review,
that'd be awesome, I hear. I

738
01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:38.920
love podcasts. I listen to a
lot of podcasts. Yeah, and I

739
01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:43.159
always hear people like, oh yeah
right, it's a review. And unless

740
01:01:43.159 --> 01:01:45.239
you don't like it. You know, at this point, if this just

741
01:01:45.440 --> 01:01:47.960
infuriated you, if you think my
voice makes me sound fat, I want

742
01:01:49.000 --> 01:01:54.320
to hear it. Yeah, yeah, just write something if we if we

743
01:01:54.440 --> 01:02:02.400
have um inadvertently offended you with our
skimming through your religion and the end of

744
01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:07.400
the world beliefs of your said religion, if we have at all upset you

745
01:02:07.480 --> 01:02:13.519
about your religious views, stick around
till next week, where we'll be discussing

746
01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:17.239
Christmas. Oh now, um,
we're also on the on the twitters.

747
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:20.679
Yes, we are on the Twitter. I know Twitter is not a not

748
01:02:20.760 --> 01:02:22.599
a very popular thing. No,
no flash in the pan, it's never

749
01:02:22.679 --> 01:02:28.880
gonna work out. But blurry underscore
photos is what our handle is, so

750
01:02:29.559 --> 01:02:32.199
so you can get on there and
oh and and you know what, when

751
01:02:32.280 --> 01:02:35.960
you send us a pun or or
if you want to write us a story

752
01:02:36.320 --> 01:02:40.039
or feedback or anything on the contact
sheet on the blurry photos dot org,

753
01:02:40.639 --> 01:02:45.519
don't don't be scirred of of putting
your email address in there. That's just

754
01:02:45.639 --> 01:02:50.119
to weed out, you know,
any any potential loose cannon trolls that are

755
01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:52.559
that are out there. If if
you want to troll and put your you

756
01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:55.039
know, put a put a fake
in there, then that's fine. You

757
01:02:55.159 --> 01:02:58.639
have to do a little bit of
work for that, but you gotta earn

758
01:02:58.719 --> 01:03:01.119
it. But if that ass if
you're afraid of us, like spamming you

759
01:03:01.239 --> 01:03:06.280
or something, don't be because we're
not going to do anything an email address.

760
01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:12.159
We literally have nothing to sell and
no one who wants our help in

761
01:03:12.280 --> 01:03:16.360
selling them whatever they it's right.
So unless you specifically asked us to reply

762
01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:21.280
to you, don't worry about putting
an email address in there. So hopefully

763
01:03:21.440 --> 01:03:23.360
that opens up the door some too. Yeah, I think that's what it

764
01:03:23.599 --> 01:03:29.880
was. I think that's what was
stopping the deluge of feedback. Is that

765
01:03:30.199 --> 01:03:35.679
te hurdle. Tell your friends about
us, Yeah, get us up or

766
01:03:35.880 --> 01:03:38.559
even you know, just the person
that you get your dry cleaning from.

767
01:03:38.840 --> 01:03:42.880
Sure, but I think that's uh, that'll do it. Yeah. That

768
01:03:43.039 --> 01:03:49.159
wasps. That was rich and amazing. We learned a lot about the world

769
01:03:49.199 --> 01:03:55.960
around us and about ourselves. So
or this episode, Larry photos and hopefully

770
01:03:57.840 --> 01:04:01.880
in the future make it has the
next few days. I am the indomitable

771
01:04:03.039 --> 01:04:09.920
David Staco. I'm saying it really
low, slowly, so that you have

772
01:04:10.039 --> 01:04:19.639
tons of time to think of a
great adjective. David Flora destrative. Yeah,

773
01:04:20.599 --> 01:04:25.679
see, everyone gets to play the
adjective dame. Now that I have a