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Welcome to the Great Detectives of Old
Time Radio from Boise, Idaho. This

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is your host, Adam Graham.
If you have a comment, email it

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slash Great Detectives. And today we're
continuing with a round robin crossover with several

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other old time I'm host who are
here from their podcast, and I've already

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been on their programs, So let's
go ahead and we will go around,

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and first of all, let's hear
from Ron Echlebarger. Hi, Adam,

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thanks for having me on. My
name is Ron Ecklebarger, and I am

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host of Classic Comedy of Old Time
Radio. That's CLASSICCOMEDYOTR dot com. We

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do three shows a week right now, we're doing The Older Family on Mondays,

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Bob Hope on Wednesdays, and the
Life of Riley on Fridays, although

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we're getting near the end of the
run on actually all three of those,

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so it won't be too many months
before we're going to have some new new

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comedy shows on the podcast. And
Andrew Rhymes, Hi, Adam, this

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is Andrew Ryins from OTR Westerns dot
com. Not only do I edit Adams

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shows, I actually have a Western
genre of podcast, put out an episode

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at least one to day, if
not three to four, just depends.

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We're definitely over about one hundred a
month we're putting out and again check us

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out OTR Westerns dot com and see
if there's anything we like. And last,

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but not least virtual, Bennie.
Yes, in this case, I'm

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not virtual at this point, but
yeah. I host I Level Time Radio

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at Ieleveltimradio dot com, where each
day we do a different podcast with a

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different theme. Mondays we do actions
where we're covering the Green Hornet. Tuesdays

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we cross over and Ron's area with
comedy and my favorite husband. Wednesdays we

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cross over in Adams area and do
detectives, and right now we're doing let

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George do It. On Thursdays we
hit suspense with suspense actually this time,

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and then on Fridays we do some
variety stuff and we're doing the Abbott and

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Costello Show. All right, and
we will talk more after the after today's

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episode, which will be Mister Chameleon. We're gonna find out if mister Chameleon

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can save Smith. The original airdate
on this program is December twenty second,

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nineteen forty eight, and it's The
Woman's Weapon Murder Case. Next, mister

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Chameleon in the Woman's Weapon Murder Case. Tonight we again present the famous mister

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Chameleon of Central Headquarters in his most
famous cases of crime and murder, brought

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to you by the makers of genuine
Bayer Aspirin. Now let me tell you

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just who mister Chameleon is. A
college man he tried from childhood up to

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the name. He bore Chameleon by
taking on the color of whatever situation in

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which he found himself, appearing in
endless guises, finally entering the police force,

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where he became known as Cameleon,
the man of many faces, the

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underworld's most dreaded man. The listener
invariably knows who mister Chameleon is, no

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matter which disguise he assumes, but
the criminal's tracking down seldom does. Tonight

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we give you mister Camellion in the
Woman's Weapon Murder Case. The holiday season,

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which brings happiness to so many,
can also be a period of desperate

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heartache, especially to the innocent grief
stricken families of those who have run a

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fall of the law. No one
knows this better than mister Camellion, the

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great detective, who has encountered so
much tragedy in his time. And he's

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looking unusual, grave and thoughtful as
he sits in the office of the Commissioner

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Police, listening to the Commissioner as
he says, I don't know, Chameleon.

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I've just never been satisfied about the
Helen Drake case. The evidence was

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all against her. She was at
odds with a mother in law. It

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was she who gave her mother in
law the poison candy which killed her.

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Even so, the evidence wasn't strong
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murder. Helen Drake got twenty years
in prison. Commissioner, do you think

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of anything much worse for a woman
like that? Did you know her,

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Chameleon? No, I never met
her. I followed the case with great

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interest at the time. I had
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Drake, a pipe fested tyrant if
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allowed either of us sons to marry. I bet she interfared constantly. Well,

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she's dead and gone now. John
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brother Horace, are two wealthy men
and independent. John's wife, Helen is

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imprisoned. Yes, Chameleon, John
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Two fine sons will spend Christmas without
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the disgrace connected with such a thing. Pretty tough for two boys of sixteen

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and eighteen. I take it that
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they were in here this afternoon with
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convinced his wife is innocent, and
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You're a hard boiled detective yourself,
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in Helen Drake's possible innocence. I
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a feeling that missus Orlando Drake's murderer
is still walking the streets. But how

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to smoke her out? That's the
question, her or him. Poison candy

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is a woman's method, but a
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it for that very reason. John
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himself. What why not? Since
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met any of them. I would
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them, mm hm. Reopen the
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I think I know how to make
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I'm convinced the killer is still loose, and question them by all means.

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Take the surgeon Dave Arnold with you. John Drake and his sons are living

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in the mother's house. His brother
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Any servants who are with Missus Orlando
Drake, her housekeeper. I believe

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a Missus Sterling is Missus Sterling's testimony
which convicted Helen Drake. I see,

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you know Assembling, Commissioner. Wouldn't
it be nice if I could get Helen

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Drake released from prison in time for
Christmas? Are you kidding? Well?

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Partly It'll still be nice. And
don't remind me how near Christmas is.

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I know that just as well as
you do, Commissioner. And so a

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few hours later we find mister Cameleon
sitting in the drawing room of the magnificent

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Drake House, and with him is
a haggard, white faced man John Drake,

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who is saying, mister Camelian,
I was hoping that even at this

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late date, you'd be put on
the case. I'm sure my wife is

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innocent. I know it was Helen
who gave my mother the candy. She

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actually handed my mother the very piece
which killed her. But still, your

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mother's housekeeper, missus Sterling, was
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she saw your wife actually give your
mother the candy. Yes, and Helen

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admitted it was she who bought the
candy, but even said, your wife

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quarrel with your ma'am. I'm afraid
so, mister Comedian. But on my

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behalf. You see, my brother
Horace had always been mother's favorite. Mother

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was very unkind to me, and
Helen is very outspoken. She wasn't afraid

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of mother. Ah, your brother's
here with you now, Yes, sonya,

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his wife's been wonderful. She felt
my boy should have someone to look

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after them. The housekeeper, missus
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I'm afraid, I say, mister
Drake, and will you have one

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of these? What are they?
Mis Chmelian. Oh, they're a very

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special candy. I'm extremely fond of
sort of a coffee mint. No thanks,

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are they really delicious? Only one
shop in New York. That makes

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them Marnell's. I always carries them
with me. Now, if you don't

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mind, I would like to talk
to your brother Horace and his wife Sonya.

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They're in the study across the hall
waiting for you. Thank you.

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I'm going to see them, mister
and missus Drake. I'm chameleon of Central

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Headquarters. How do you do?
How do you do? I'm here to

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ask some questions. We have reopened
the case of the poisoning of your mother

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last summer, mister Drake. But
mister Comedian, what makes you think that

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my sister law Helen didn't kill my
mother. I am not saying that she

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didn't. The jury seem to think
she did. I never thought she did.

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Never horrace o Son, I mean
it. Believe me, mister Comedian.

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If you have evidence to show that
Helen is innocent, well, it's

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wonderful, that's all. It's simply
wonderful. Have you such evidence. I

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am not free yet to say,
Missus Drake, would you like one of

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these candies? What one of these
special candies I'm very fond of I get

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them at Marnell's. Oh no,
no, thank you, mister Drake.

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No, thank you mister comedian,
have you talked to missus Sterling the housekeeper?

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And not yet missus Drake. Detective
Sergeant Arnold has got upstairs to fetch

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her. Well, she can't help
you. Good heavens, mister comedian.

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If Helen didn't kill my mother,
who do you think did I? For

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instance, I inherited the largest share
of my mother's fortune. Do you think

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that I killed her? Pr Is
Darling, don't get so excited. I

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have reason to get excited, Sonya. If mister Comedian suspects me, I

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haven't said a word about suspecting anyone. I haven't even said I have concrete

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evidence. But you must have if
you're reopening the case. A famous detective

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like you, mister Comedian, isn't
asking questions for the exercise Chamelion, Yes,

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Dave, Missus Sterling the housekeeper is
here. Oh send her in,

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please, I'm already in. I
have lived in this house for thirty years,

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and no cop is going to tell
me when I can come in and

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out of rooms. When there's murder
involved, Missus Sterling, the police have

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certain rights. The murder was taken
care of. Helen Drake gave her mother

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the poison candy. I saw her. She was sent to jail and good

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riddance. I never liked her.
She was too windopen, Missus Sterling,

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that's no way to speak of Helen. Mister Cameleon. I think it's wicked

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to reopen this case. We've all
gone through enough. Let sleeping dogs lie.

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That's my morrow. Well, my
motto, Missus Sterling, is the

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innocent must be protected, the guilty
must be punished. And frankly, missus

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Sterling, I like my motto a
great deal better. And now back in

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the office of the Commissioner Police,
mister Camelion is saying, have a candy,

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Commissioner. They're really delicious, special
confection put up by man El's.

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Thanks since one of you taken eating
candy, that's what I want to know.

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Every time I look at me has
a piece in his mouth. Well,

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that goes to show Dave how easily
you can acquire a certain habit.

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I never ate candy before. Now
I like it, especially these coffee flavored

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mints that I so carefully told the
Drakes were my favorite confection. So that

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was the idea. Hmm, that
was the idea, Commissioner. I am

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more convinced than ever that Missus Orlando
Drake's murderer is still walking the street.

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I know actual proof, but I
have laid the groundwork for the smoking out

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process. Shall we say? Now? I want to release two newspaper stories

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seuch airs. First, that mister
Comedian has a definite lead on the killer

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of Missus Orlando Drake, said,
mister Comedian firmly believes that Missus Helen Drake

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was wrongly accused and convicted of the
crime. Secondly, and secondly, I

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am releasing the story. The day
after Tomorrow is mister Camellion's birthday. U.

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Yes, it really is. I
had the tough luck to be borne

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just before Christmas, but even so
I expect to receive plenty of presents,

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including some of my favorite candid what
well, of course, Dave? And

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what better gift from a well wisher, or rather from some one who doesn't

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wish me well? Meanwhile, Commissioner, as of tomorrow, I expect to

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be working at Marnell's the very French, very elegant candy. And when I

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say elegant, I mean elegant,
all satin and guilt and candy five dollars

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a pound. Have you talked to
him. Yet, as I've talked to

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Marnell himself, he's engaging me as
a clerk tomorrow under the name of Peter

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LaRue. And I am very curious
to see if any of the Drake family

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come in to buy some of mister
CAMELEON's favorite candy. I am looking for

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evidence, commissioner evidence. And now
the following day, in Marnell's fashionable candy

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shop, we find mister Cameleon in
his disguise of Peter LaRue, very French,

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very distinguished, with his pants and
egg glasses, and he's saying to

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Detective Sergeant Dave Arnold, how do
I look, Dave, mister camellon,

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all I can say is you don't
look like any candy clerk I ever saw.

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Well, that's because you've never patronized
Marnell's I wonder if the Drake saw

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my stories in this morning's paper,
both stories I think that he did.

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Here comes Horace. Now, good, very good. Go in the bank

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room, Dave, and keep me
Schumann company. Don't let horrors drinks see

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you now, watch my friench accent. Good afternoon, sir. What can

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I do for you? Well,
I'm looking for a certain candy. Who

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sell here a coffee favored mint?
Ah? Yes, yes, this is

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our specialty. I'd like something.
He's a pound box. Oh, dear,

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I am very sorry. I am
afraid we have none today. Now.

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These coconut creams are another specialty of
the house. No, no,

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I want the others. Oh you
and mister Camillon. What there is a

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mister Chameleon. I believe he's the
well known detective who like these same coffee

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mints. He is just as insistent
as you are. I'm getting them.

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Unfortunately, I must have them.
When will they be in late this afternoon

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tomorrow? Perhaps? Mister Horace?
What are you doing here? Missus Sterling?

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What are you doing here? I
came to buy some candy. I

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don't believe you you followed me.
Don't be silly, mister Horace. Young

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man, woman and I what can
I do for you? I want some

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of that special candy of yours,
coffee flavored mints. Oh that makes it

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three of you like our men's,
three of us, missus Sterling. They

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haven't got any. They're out of
them today. Out of them? Is

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that true? Young man? Oh? Wait a minute, wait a minute,

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to have just a count to me
and you. Shipment came in from

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our candy kitchen a while ago.
Let me look under that counter. Excuse

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me, please, missus sterling,
what do you want with that candy?

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I could ask you the same thing, mister Horace. I'm only buying it

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because I like it, because I
want to eat it myself. There's no

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reason for you to get so hysterical, mister Horace. Sometimes you still act

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like you did when I took care
of you as a spoiled little boy.

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Maybe you should go up to your
place in Connecticut and take a short rest.

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Don't the rest there? We are
there, we are coffee means,

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or this is splendid. Will you
each take a pound there for fifty pounds

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for fifteen I was only given.
Well, all right, here it is

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here you are. Oh, thank
you your candy, madame yours, monsieur?

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Do come again? Thank you?
Have I gone, mister Chameleon,

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Yes, Dave, they've gone.
After the very strange and a very revealing

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conversation. Now I can hardly wait
to find out whether mister Chameleon gets a

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present of some of his favorite candy
on his birthday. It came, all

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right, Commissioner, a pound of
my favorite candy is a birthday present,

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brought in, of course by the
story I put in the paper saying my

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birthday for is just before Christmas.
David is a candy now it's being tested

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in the laboratory. How is the
package wrapped? Comeleon? Plain brown paper?

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The address was printed and the poison, if there is poison, could

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easily be inserted in the candy.
And if it was, I'll take that

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commissioner. Hello, Hello, is
this mister Comellion. This is Sonia Drake.

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Oh, yes, missus Drake,
mister comedian, can you come out

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to our place immediately? I mean
our country place near new Haven. They

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just called me from there. Something
horrible has happened to your husband. How

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did you know? Horace prove out
there last night? His body was found

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just an hour ago. He'd been
robbed at a shot shot. I'm leaving

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New York for new Haven immediately,
I thought, if you could, I'll

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be there by the next train or
by motor, whichever is the quickest.

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Do you give me the dress.
We're on Red Rock Road, six miles

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out of New Haven. Thank you, missus Drake. I am shocked,

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and I promise you I will do
my best to find the killer. Commissioner

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Horrace Drake was murdered last night near
this country place. What where is Dave

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Arnold? He should be back from
the laboratory with that candy that was sent

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me. And if it does contain
poison, well, Commissioner killer has rarely

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stuck his neck out this time.
The term is getting short, Chameleon.

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You expect Helen and Drake to be
released in time for Christmas? You'll have

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to work awfully fast, and I'm
doing my best, Commissioner. Even so,

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I didn't work fast enough to save
Harras Drake. Sure he wasn't killed

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by a hold up man? Positive, Horrace Drake was losing his nerve.

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Somebody killed him to fear that he
go to pieces and tell what he knows

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about his mother's murder. Chameleon,
has it occurred to you that even if

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Helen Drake should be released from prison
or Christmas might not be a happy one.

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You mean her husband, John Drake, might be the murderer. Well,

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he benefited financially from his mother's death. Of course, a man must

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be a monster to kill his own
mother and let his wife be set a

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jail for it. Monsters have no
novelty to Megian Missioner. But I have

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a thady an. Mister chameleon,
you guessed right that parts of your favorite

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county was full of poison. Every
piece had a lethal dose, I thought,

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So, how has it done,
Dave? Tiny hall was made in

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the candy with a needle, but
the hole was big enough to take in

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enough poison. Wonderful, wonderful,
you have a weird sense of what's wonderful,

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Chameleon. No, no, but
at least I have a weapon to

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use now. Before I had nothing
but vague suspicions. But the killer made

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the mistake of placing a weapon in
my hands. What do you mean,

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mister cameleon. No weapon? The
candy day a box of candy, not

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the one with a poison in it, but a duplicate box, which I

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shall buy at Manell's, and armed
with that candy, we shall go to

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the Drake's country home near New Haven. What horrace Drake went out there last

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night? He was waylaid, robbed, and shot to death in his car.

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Mister Camelion, the killer is really
losing their nerve, and my birthday

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box of candy will make them lose
it completely. Mister cameleon and the woman's

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weapon murder case continues in just a
moment. There's no need to let a

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cold make you feel utterly miserable.
To quickly relieve painful coal symptoms, do

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what thousands do. Take two Bay
or aspirin tablets with a full gloss of

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water. Relief comes fast because Bayer
aspirin is ready to go to work in

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two seconds, and a combat sore
throat due to a cold, dissolve three

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Bayer tablets in one third of a
glass of water and gargle. You'll find

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the pain and irritation are relieved.
The soreness is soothed almost instantly because Beyer

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aspirin dissolved in water makes a highly
potent medicinal gargle that brings quick relief to

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irritated membranes of your throat. So
to relieve painful cold symptoms, take two

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Bayer aspirin tablets with a full glass
of water, and to ease accompanying sore

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throat gargle with three Bayer tablets dissolved
in one third of a glass of water.

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When you buy ask for Bayer aspirin
by its full name. Never buy

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the name aspirin alone. Get the
one hundred tablet bottle and you get Bayer

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Aspirin tablets for less than a penny
apiece. And now back to mister Chameleon

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and the woman's weapon murder case.
Mister Camellion has become convinced that Helen Drake,

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who is now in prison, was
wrongly convicted of her mother in law's

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poison murder, and the behavior of
the wealthy Drake family when he reopens the

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case convinces him further that justice has
not been done. And we find him

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now a detective Sergeant Dave Arnold,
near the country home of Horace Drake,

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who has just been killed. Here
we are, damn, that's the Drake

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house right ahead of his USh.
This is sure a lonely spot, mister

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Chamelion, isn't it. Horrors Drake
must have been killed just about him.

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Hey, mister Camelion, there's no
light in the house. Well, that's

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strange, sonya. Drake should have
been here at this hour ago. Come

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along day. Do you suppose they
heard the car stop? Possibly? I

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doubt if anyone will take his shot
at us. This is the type of

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killer who prefers more subtle methods.
Mister camilion. Look, there's a light

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in that room, just one life, and there's someone pacing up and down.

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John Drake, m m A murdered
man's brother, not all housekeeper.

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Missus Sterling is sitting watching him,
ring the bell, Dave, bring it

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again, keep your finger on if
necessary. That's enough. Someone's coming.

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Open up, Missus Stelling. It's
mister chameleon. What are you doing here?

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Sonia Drake sent for me. I
suggest that you let us in,

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and quickly too. Missus Drake is
upstairs. She's been prostrated by your husband's

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death. Go upstairs and fetch her. Please upstairs and fetcher, Missus Sterling.

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Yes, I shall be in the
other room with John Drake. Come

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along, David. Mister Drake,
oh, mister cameleon. O. Sonya

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sent for you. Yes, your
sister in law, Sonya told me that

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your brother Horace has been murdered.
I can't believe it. I can't believe

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it. Poor Horace. Yes,
poor Horace. I am almost as sorry

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for him as I am for your
wife, Helen. What do you mean

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you don't believe my brother was killed
by hold up men. He was killed

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because he knew too much about your
mother's murderer. What tell me, mister

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Drake, where are your sons?
They're not here in this house. No,

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no, that their school holidays don't
begin until tomorrow. Why what I

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have to say may be extremely shocking, though no more shocking than the belief

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that their mother is a murdress.
Mister Comedian, My wife, Helen isn't

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a murderers now, she is not. I know that now, just a

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case of getting a confession from the
real murderer. I intend to get that

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confession before I leave this house.
Oh here, Missus Sterling, and your

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sister in law, Missus Drake.
Mister Comedian, it was very good of

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you to get here so quickly.
Might have gotten here sooner, Missus Drake,

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if I hadn't stopped along the way
to talk to a night watchman on

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your block in the city. Night
watchman, yes, Missus Sterling, a

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night watchman. I want to find
out if he'd seen Horrace Drake drive off

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last night. It seems that he
had. Horror Drake left New York at

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ten o'clock. He was murdered,
I believe a little after midnight. Well,

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mister Drake, where were you last
night? Between nine o'clock and three

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in the morning. Mister Camelian,
are you implying that one of us here

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killed my brother Hans? Please?
I was home in bed, I went

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to bed early, you Sonia Drake, and so did I. One of

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you happens to be lying now,
mister Drake, I have been going over

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the evidence which was given at your
wife Helen's trial, the evidence to put

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her in prison where she is now
two days before Christmas? What evidence?

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The evidence at the trial showed that
she bought the candy which killed your mother,

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as Missus Sterling testified, she even
gave it to your mother. Oh,

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which reminds me as some one sent
me some of my favorite candid days

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a gift. I have it right
here. Do you like some? No,

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and please get to the point,
mister commedianyess, I am getting to

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the point. But I must have
a piece of this day. Huh.

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Oh, yes, I really delicious. I think I have a second piece

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now, was I? Oh?
Yes? The candy which killed your mother,

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mister Drake, was in the house
half a day, so there were

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several people who had plenty of time
to poison it. Missus Sterling, Sonya

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Drake, and you John Drake.
All of you could have done it.

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But how yes, how by making
a tiny hole in the candy with a

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needle and inserting the poison, which
sure reminds me, Missus Drake. Won't

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you have one of these? You
mean one of your candies? Yes,

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I'd specially like to have you try
them. But I don't eat candy.

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I'm afraid I must insist take a
piece, please, I don't want you

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have to. No, you can't
make me, John, Missus Sterling,

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don't let him do this, Miss
Drake, I don't want any candy.

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You're going to eat some of it
just the same. Or are you afraid

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they're poisoned? No, no,
of course not. I won't. I

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won't do it because you're pretty sure
they are poisoned, and you are the

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one who poisoned them. You sent
both your husband and Missus Sterling buy them.

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Your husband suspected what you were up
to. Missus Sterling wasn't sure,

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but you figured if the worst should
happen, you could push it off on

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them. You weren't anywhere near that
candy shop, and neither were they.

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Oh yes they were. I have
no weight on them myself. Mister Camelian,

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the clerk in the candy shot that
was you and dis guise. Yes,

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missus Sterling, did she send Joe? Did you go to buy that

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candy Sonia Drake's request, Yes,
I have suspected, but I didn't want

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to believe it. I didn't want
to believe that I had said an innocent

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woman Helen Drake to prison. You
still haven't proved anything, mister comedian.

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No, Sonia Drake, but the
watchman saw a woman leave your house in

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New York at nine o'clock last night. He saw her return at three this

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morning. That gave you plenty of
time to get up here and kill your

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husband and take the train back.
Now, would you try this candy?

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Or must I force you to?
No, you can't force me to take

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it. I admit that I did
it. I killed my mother in law.

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I wanted the money that Horace would
inherit from his mother. You let

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Helen go to prison for something you
did. You sent my wife to prison.

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Yes, John, I admit it. Just don't make me eat that

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candy. It means death, the
most horrible kind of day. But you

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took some. Mister Chamelion and Detective
Sergeant Arnold, and we are both still

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alive. This is not the candy
that you sent me, Missus Drake.

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You would have been quite safe in
taking a piece of it. What now?

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I have been sure all along that
a woman was the killer. Poisonous

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so often a woman's weapon, and
I counted on a woman's emotionalism tool.

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I was pretty sure that in a
crisis that emotionalism would betray you. Why

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why did I give my suppor I
arrest you, son, your Drake for

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the murder last summer of your mother
in law, missus Orlando Drake, and

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for the murder last night of your
husband Horris A mister Chimeleion, Please Dave.

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I always knew my wife Helen couldn't
have done it, but it took

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you to prove it. Mister Camellion, I'll never forget your motto the innocent

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must be protected. When when will
they let Helen out of prison tomorrow in

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time for Christmas? And twenty four
hours later, at the blend In Prison

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for Women, a glowing faced mister
Camillian is walking arm in arm with a

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pale but happy woman and he is
saying, I couldn't resist it, Helen,

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Drank. I just couldn't resist coming
here and getting you myself and delivering

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you personally to your husband and your
two boys. Mister camellion, I'll never

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be able to thank you enough.
I still don't know how you did it

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well. Your sister in law Sonia
co operated as I told her, I

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was positive that a woman had committed
that murder. That narrowed the field to

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her and missus tling. But I'm
yes. But my shall we say,

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my male intuition told me that you
were innocent, all my cops intuition.

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That's a great deal more accurate.
You know, of course, mister chameleon,

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that you're giving me the most wonderful
Christmas present. And John and the

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boys, what's the best Christmas we've
ever had? Well, perhaps that goes

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for me too. No, we
all like to play Sandy Claus, and

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I have been able to play Sandy
Clause and see justice done at the same

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time. And with these words,
mister Cameleon concludes tonight's murder case. Next

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time an ordinary headache threatens to spoil
your plans, get fast relief by taking

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Bayer aspirin. You'll be amazed at
how quickly Bayer aspirin works. And the

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reason is that it starts to disintegrate
within two seconds after you take it.

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To see for yourself that this is
true, just drop a Bayer Aspirin tablet

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in a glass of water and watch
what happens. Before it reaches the bottom

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of the glass, it will begin
to disintegrate. It does the same in

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your stomach. Hence springs relief with
astonishing speed. Yes, and Bayer Aspirin

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is dependable too. Its record of
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mister Chameleon in the Case of Death
and the Talking Parrot next Wednesday night at

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the same time. This is CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System. Welcome back.

418
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Now, before we get into discussion, I do want to just make

419
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:07,359
this observation. By my calculation,
the solution to the case came on December

420
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,559
twenty third, so mister Chameleon could
escort the woman home on Christmas Eve.

421
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:17,440
Mister Chameleon's birthday was the previous day, and this will be released on December

422
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:22,440
twenty first, So mister Chameleon's birthday
is tomorrow, so it's probably appropriate just

423
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:28,880
to wish a happy mister Chameleon's birthday
to all who celebrate. With that.

424
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,920
Let's go ahead and we'll talk about
your thoughts on the episode. Can you

425
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:39,680
say that again? Yeah, tomorrow
is mister Chameleon's birthday. So okay,

426
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:45,240
mister Kameleian's birthday to everybody who celebrates. I just like the thought process you

427
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:50,880
got to it. Yeah, today's
tomorrow's birthday. I thought it was yesterday.

428
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,960
No, it's tomorrow. It's December
twenty second. Well, I want

429
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:58,519
to say one thing about I noticed
that. I don't know if anybody else

430
00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:00,200
notice, but Adam, you're the
only one. They did not have Christmas

431
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,160
in your title. Yeah. I
don't know if we should we should allow

432
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,799
we should probably start all over.
I think you should pick another episode.

433
00:34:07,639 --> 00:34:13,400
Not Actually none of our Christmas episodes
actually have Christmas in their title this week.

434
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,639
I don't know mind what's called the
twas the Night before Christmas? Well,

435
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:21,599
not of mine, I'm saying.
So, oh okay, I just

436
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:28,440
I I will say that for me, coffee flavored mint sounds awful. Yeah,

437
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,199
I was hoping we weren't going to
bring that one up. Leave it

438
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:35,360
to me. Of course, mint
flavored coffee is okay, it's just the

439
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,559
other way around. See, I'm
a big fan of coffee, so my

440
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,920
yeah, exactly. My wife would
would love that, I'm sure. But

441
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,480
even though I grew up in Seattle, the coffee capital of the world,

442
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:50,199
I am not a coffee drinker.
But I think my wife would have loved

443
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:52,599
the mints. She would have she
would have taken one from mister Chameleon,

444
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,920
but I would have passed, not
because of the poison, but just the

445
00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:00,599
flavor. Yeah. I'm from Vermont
and we have Green Mountain con which is

446
00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:02,400
pretty big around here. And yeah, I'm not I'm not a fan,

447
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:08,639
and I like that. I think
that it actually works for mister Kameelian's purpose

448
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:14,199
to have that as the candy,
because if somebody goes to buy the candy,

449
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,599
it's to poison them, not because
they actually want the stuff. True,

450
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:22,719
that definitely does make it stick out
like a sore thumb. The other

451
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:28,880
thing I noticed is as the sorry
the music in this series, in all

452
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,800
of mister Camillion. I'm sitting here
listening to them. I know I've heard

453
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,559
these, you know, intro and
outros, right, so they're cutting to

454
00:35:35,599 --> 00:35:38,000
commercials and stuff, and I'm like, I've heard these before. And then

455
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:42,719
I'm flipping through old TV shows and
I'm like, oh, this is just

456
00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:50,480
stock radio music put into TV.
And when I first heard them, they

457
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,559
were on TV. So it's just
kind of cool to see where a lot

458
00:35:52,559 --> 00:35:59,320
of these older sound bites came from. And we're still using, probably still

459
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:04,119
used on t T this day.
We're a world of recycling ideas and recycling

460
00:36:04,199 --> 00:36:07,599
music. Well, John Soller,
Well go ahead. I was just gonna

461
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:12,199
say King Solomon said there is nothing
new under the sun, and that was

462
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:16,679
what three thousand years ago, So
yeah, we recycle a lot. Oh

463
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:25,199
yeah, and uh music wise,
Uh, Dick Tricy, actually the TV

464
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:31,119
show used the Johnny Dollar theme,
although the Dick Tracy TV show same came

465
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:37,280
before Johnny Dollar Radio the serial,
so it may have been a case of

466
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:42,360
vice versa on the recycling. Now, did did you know? I used

467
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,800
to like love listen watching, like
reading detective books, and usually I used

468
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:51,159
to be pretty good at figuring them
out, but every time these old time

469
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,960
radio shows. I don't know,
like with let George do it or with

470
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:59,039
mister Cameleon, I still don't know
how they just oh yeah, I knew

471
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:04,039
who the killer was like like a
half hour ago. I really thought it

472
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:08,000
was the other brother. Well,
mister Coneli made an assumption about who did

473
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:15,119
it. And it's kind of interesting
because he actually, with the commissioner,

474
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:20,920
was open to the idea that a
man might have committed the crime, but

475
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:24,639
then when he was explaining the solution, he acted like I was one hundred

476
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:31,199
sent sure it was a woman and
therefore it was you. Well, even

477
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:37,480
even today in modern detective shows,
they do, you know, profilers do

478
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:44,119
make a point that there are certain
weapons that women tend to use to commit

479
00:37:44,199 --> 00:37:49,679
murders and certain weapons that men tend
to use, so that that is a

480
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,320
concept that's been around for a while. But I thought it. I thought

481
00:37:52,360 --> 00:38:00,800
it was a good twist for the
woman who committed the original murder using poison.

482
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,840
She went ahead though, and killed
her husband with a gun, and

483
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:07,000
that kind of I think, at
least it seemed to me that mister Camellian

484
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:10,119
was a little bit surprised at first. Oh wait, this guy just got

485
00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:15,920
shot with a gun. Maybe that
doesn't fit my thought that a woman was

486
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,239
doing this, but of course,
I mean he was right, it was

487
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,960
I was way off. I thought
it was a team between the missus Sterling,

488
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:30,239
the housekeeper, and you know,
John the brother. I was way

489
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,360
off. Yeah, I don't know. I think the fact that they were

490
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,199
both at the store, yeah,
I don't think they I didn't think they

491
00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:45,280
were working together because or otherwise there
would have been a third person involved,

492
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:50,920
I would think, which I guess
would would kind of go back to John's

493
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,960
wife or the brother's wife. Well, that's the thing is because Horace was

494
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,159
the one at the store and he
was surprised. I just see Missus Sterling,

495
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:02,880
so I knew they weren't working together. And then Horace gets shot,

496
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,159
so I'm like, well, then
it's got to be John. It's got

497
00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:10,199
to be John. That because she
met Missus Sterling made that comment like I

498
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:15,719
was only given this amount, So
I knew she was working with somebody,

499
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,639
or she was there because of somebody
else. But I did not even think

500
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:25,800
it was Horace's wife. I kind
of figured it wasn't John, just because

501
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,159
it was Christmas and they were going
gonna probably go for a happy ending,

502
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:37,880
but that's not really something you can
gather organically from the mystery. No,

503
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,320
I just did. I just did
suspense, so you know, I didn't

504
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,320
expect that to have a happy ending
either. Well, any other comments on

505
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:51,920
the episode before we go, I
I didn't want to talk, just kind

506
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,800
of go around and talk about because
we've got the Old Time each of us

507
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:02,199
have got our own Old Time radio
podcast. U. What can listeners expect

508
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:07,559
to hear on each of your podcast
in the new year? Are there any

509
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:12,119
new shows you've got planned or are
looking at. Let's just go ahead and

510
00:40:12,519 --> 00:40:17,480
talk about what listeners can expect in
twenty twenty four. So for my show

511
00:40:17,639 --> 00:40:22,480
doing the Westerns, we have a
lot of shows that are hopefully coming to

512
00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:25,559
an end. Some of the song
and dance ones are get a little tiresome

513
00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:29,880
after a while, but there's some
ones that we haven't actually released yet,

514
00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:34,800
a Ranger Bills one that we're looking
at doing Tales of the Diamond k There's

515
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,519
just a lot of different ones that
our genres we've never or shows we've never

516
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:44,920
put out there, and we're definitely
always trying to get those mixed in and

517
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:51,360
trying to fit within our release schedule
because, of course the problem with some

518
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,480
of the shows. The Lone Range
is an example. I've got twenty thousand

519
00:40:53,559 --> 00:40:59,440
episodes, so it takes me a
while to get through a year on those,

520
00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:01,920
so we're always trying to burn through
them. But yeah, we've got

521
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:07,039
a couple of new shows coming,
ones I've never heard of and definitely look

522
00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:09,840
forward to putting out there and hopefully
everybody comes over and takes a listen.

523
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:16,639
Now on classic comedy, we have
been I've been doing the podcast for five

524
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:22,440
years and doing Bob Hope once a
week on Wednesdays. We are just now

525
00:41:22,559 --> 00:41:29,519
coming to the end of Bob Hope. That'll be in twenty twenty four.

526
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,920
I think we're going to replace him
when we finally end Bob Hope in spite

527
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,719
of the fact this is I mean, he did so many years that he

528
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:43,119
was on from like I think it
was thirty eight to fifty four, but

529
00:41:43,519 --> 00:41:47,239
we're still missing way more than half
of the episodes. But eventually, I

530
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:52,280
think we're going to replace him with
Jack Benny, another type of sketch comedy.

531
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,840
When we come to the end of
the life of Riley and the Aldrich

532
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,519
Family, I'm looking at Fiver McGee
and Mollie, our Miss Brooks and a

533
00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:07,159
couple of others, but yeah,
we will all all three of our shows

534
00:42:07,199 --> 00:42:14,000
will be new sometime in twenty twenty
four. Mannie for I Levell Time Radio.

535
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:16,760
We just started the Green Hornet,
so that will be with us for

536
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:22,360
a while. Suspense has got thousands, over one thousand episodes, so we'll

537
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:27,360
be doing that for quite a while. Our Miss Brooke and not you you're

538
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:32,199
doing ar Miss Brooks, I'm doing
My Favorite Husband. That one will be

539
00:42:32,519 --> 00:42:39,079
probably ending. And it looks like
we're gonna have George Burns and Gracie join

540
00:42:39,199 --> 00:42:45,840
us for on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
Let George do It will be with us

541
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,960
for a little bit. And on
Fridays, ab A Castelle will be leaving

542
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,079
and we'll have Bing Crosby joining us
on Fridays. Wow, some uh big,

543
00:42:53,400 --> 00:43:02,400
some big schedule changes over here.
On Great Detectives, we're going to

544
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:07,480
reach the end of the Johnny Dollar
serials and we're going to have a couple

545
00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:13,599
of surprise returns that people want to
listen for, and then we will be

546
00:43:13,639 --> 00:43:19,119
getting into bulldog drumming and I think
that will carry us through most of the

547
00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:22,599
rest of the year, and then
at some point some point this year,

548
00:43:22,639 --> 00:43:30,679
we're going to wrap up both Dangerous
Assignment and Mister Chameleon and they will be

549
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:38,079
replaced, respectively with Broadway is My
Beat, and then we will be playing

550
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:44,159
Mister and Missus North on Thursday.
So we've got those changes. Those are

551
00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:47,039
going to be more towards the second
half of the year, but I think

552
00:43:47,079 --> 00:43:52,519
we've got some great shows to look
forward to. And I want to thank

553
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:59,480
each of you for joining us and
for sharing about today's episode, and you

554
00:43:59,519 --> 00:44:05,119
can check out each of their podcasts
and we will include them in the show

555
00:44:05,199 --> 00:44:14,039
notes, and they were actually hosted
me each of the last three days,

556
00:44:14,079 --> 00:44:20,039
so go back and check out those
episodes over at their websites, and again

557
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:27,880
all that going to be in the
show notes and at your specific websites,

558
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,960
and that will actually do it.
I do want to thank our Patreon supporter

559
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000
of the day really quick. Thank
you so much to Deborah. Deborah has

560
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,079
been one of our Patreon supporters since
December twenty eighteen, currently supporting us at

561
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the Detective Sergeant level a seven dollars
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562
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:50,960
Thanks so much for your support.
Debra and we will be back next Thursday

563
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,760
with Actually we'll be back in two
weeks on mister Chameleon, as next week

564
00:44:54,800 --> 00:45:00,320
will be our vacation week. But
join us back here tomorrow for the conclusion

565
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:05,159
of the Nick shar matter, where
Johnny, I want to ask you something

566
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,239
about my daughter, and I want
you to answer me honest, all right,

567
00:45:09,079 --> 00:45:12,320
you know he was trying to fool
your She's here, all right,

568
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,679
I know, but she hasn't told
me what it was. It happened in

569
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:20,079
the York, but she ran away
from it somehow. I figured it was

570
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,800
just as well not to ask her
your sure if Dan Martin said practically the

571
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:27,239
same thing. Dan's been in love
with Kathy since he was twelve years old.

572
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,920
He's a good man sold so I
forget. Anyway, she was scared,

573
00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:36,760
scared have to dick, and she'd
come home for help, so we

574
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,719
tried to help. What wasn't you
wanted to ask me, mister O there

575
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:44,440
you mentioned a murder case, Johnny. You didn't give any of the details,

576
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:49,159
just said that Kathy was her witness. Is is she mixed up in

577
00:45:49,199 --> 00:45:53,159
this murder? And you wanted an
honestancing In the meantime, do send your

578
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comments box. Thore Peen at Right
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579
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580
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581
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signing off.
