WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.080 --> 00:00:21.120 Comedy Central Podcast. Good night, good night. You have to be original. 2 00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:24.960 Even traveling, many people go to London to learn English. Not me, 3 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:28.199 I' m original. I' ve been living in Siberia for three 4 00:00:28.199 --> 00:00:33.000 years. And in Siberia life is different. One morning I say good tonight 5 00:00:33.039 --> 00:00:37.880 for a drink, so nothing. It was daylight. Was it daylight? 6 00:00:39.399 --> 00:00:44.200 Was it daylight? Was it daylight? It was day to drink something at 7 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:49.960 night in Siberia and a dick in Siberia is six months in a row day 8 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:54.520 and six months in a row at night. The fifth month in a row 9 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:57.520 of day my father called me, says Dani how about and me with a 10 00:00:57.640 --> 00:01:04.760 dream that you shit here the sunrise lasts two months. The aphonic cocks, 11 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:08.640 a cold in Siberia, a cold, the penguins with scarf sucking thermometers. 12 00:01:10.079 --> 00:01:11.879 I' m wearing the Trevibal mp shivering. I' m going to ombar. 13 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:15.120 I go to a bar I say give me a bottle of water, 14 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:19.920 water tells me about the weather. Johnny de Coña, impressive not to sleep 15 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:23.200 six months, had some shiners. I had no shiners, my eyes were 16 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:26.480 underlined and they say. He looks rested. I say no, I look 17 00:01:26.560 --> 00:01:38.239 tired, I look like another son of a pushy shoemaker. There' s 18 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:41.959 no room for me. There is no atmosphere in Siberia, no one echoes 19 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:45.239 their own affairs. I mean, I' m going somewhere where there' 20 00:01:45.239 --> 00:01:48.439 s atmosphere or something. I went to China. In China they are an 21 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:53.120 egg in China you go down the street walking and you get stuck. Besides, 22 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:56.079 the bastards, well, they' re really weird, but what are 23 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:57.159 you gonna expect from a guy who' s born with an amber face? 24 00:01:57.280 --> 00:02:01.640 No. In addition, the bastards adapt us to our language. They don 25 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:04.480 ' t adapt. The other day I run into one, say hello, 26 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:09.479 tell me six and what you' re worth. Then I was in Asterdan. 27 00:02:09.560 --> 00:02:14.759 I don' t remember anything, because I' m usual. I 28 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:20.199 started smoking too. Well, I went out of shop windows, didn' 29 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:23.280 t buy anything I rented and then went to see my brother, who lives 30 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:25.759 in America. He works at NASA. The other day he calls me, 31 00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:28.879 says Dan, and they' re gonna kick me out of NASA and I 32 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:30.479 ' m gonna kick you out of NASA. Normal, there' s not 33 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:35.439 the rocket- throwing thing, but, well, that' s fine. 34 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:38.919 That thing about us Spaniards going around the world. You' ve seen that 35 00:02:38.039 --> 00:02:44.280 Spanish show all over the world. You' ve seen it, because screwing 36 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:49.000 you up isn' t going to be much more episodes either, because there 37 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:50.280 aren' t so many Spaniards around the world either. However, a million 38 00:02:50.280 --> 00:03:02.120 episodes of Romanians have already been shot by Spain. The good thing about traveling. 39 00:03:02.159 --> 00:03:06.199 Many who see a lot of celebrities and are the same as the Spanish, 40 00:03:06.599 --> 00:03:09.520 the famous foreigners. It' s been a bunch of regular celebrities and 41 00:03:09.520 --> 00:03:13.680 assholes. Normals are normal. The assholes wear sunglasses from between an airport. 42 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:17.840 For example, the captain of Madrid Gaul does not wear glasses. A normal 43 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:23.960 guy pantoja a glasses. So every time you stop at a traffic light, 44 00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:35.639 yonkeye cleans them, then there are people who don' t asshole, but 45 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:38.680 with eternal sunglasses. That French matías parents and man who was born at the 46 00:03:38.759 --> 00:03:43.360 age of sixty- three has always been sixty years older than transmitting football and 47 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:45.199 bulls, bulls and football. In the end, the pot went away. 48 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:49.319 I listen to her wearing butragueño or black, bragao, cornibleto astifino, obisco 49 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:53.879 of the left python of the livestock of Real Madrid. I' m not 50 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:58.159 famous, but I' m an asshole. Yeah, I can see ways. 51 00:03:58.199 --> 00:04:00.479 The other day I went to a party, with a white wig, 52 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:02.479 with a cane, with a handkerchief on my neck and reciting poems. They 53 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:12.560 told me I had to go for the gala and the amazing. I remember 54 00:04:12.680 --> 00:04:15.919 that party. I remember that party. At that party, I ate a 55 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:19.040 Galician empanada It was delicious. The Galician empanada was called Virginia de Vigo. 56 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:24.639 My grandmother told me, children, this good fucks you travez ylla granny, 57 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:29.720 granny, where it says g granny, I have an older grandmother, tells 58 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:32.800 me son, ale case to achieve franes do not fail everything. They' 59 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:35.040 re telling the truth. I, as if an innocent man believed her They 60 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:36.720 say, for example, that it' s better to try what strength. 61 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:40.399 I agree. That' s why, in the end, I' ll 62 00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:43.399 finish it off with one from Zaragoza, because it' s easier to get 63 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:46.560 to Zaragoza. Tona de Zaragoza you call her a wench, you feel like 64 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:47.920 it, she says fuck Auntie. This guy' s got the way. 65 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:53.680 You tell one of Madrid and the fuck is small. The humor to jiff 66 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:55.839 To me it is that the humor that I like the most is the intelligent 67 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:59.680 humor, because always you are well, the one that is smart is dissing 68 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:02.839 and the one that does not get the grace is getting even more dissing so 69 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:04.680 that the others do not think it is silly. But I, because I 70 00:05:04.759 --> 00:05:06.439 ' m not very smart, don' t know how to make that mood. 71 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:10.120 In all families there is a member who is a bit of a dick. 72 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:14.120 I had the bad luck that touched me already I could see ways as 73 00:05:14.160 --> 00:05:16.360 small. My father told me what beautiful eyes you have and I came with 74 00:05:16.399 --> 00:05:21.439 my head when I became funny. He wanted me to be a billionaire. 75 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:25.240 I was told Dani and the situation is a hundred euros plus the hotel and 76 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:30.759 I fucking and the 200 euros for expenses. The hotel I sell. Then 77 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:32.160 the school went very badly, although if I think about it, the school 78 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:34.279 is not worth anything, not at all. The other day I go to 79 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:40.800 a video club and I watch porn movie three euros and period and he' 80 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:43.279 s already in school. I threw myself four years saying how much X is 81 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:48.120 worth. They told me who Ramón y Cajal was and I gamón a Spaniard 82 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:53.240 who agajan no fucking ideas. I wasn' t good at it. The 83 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:56.319 school, however, approved why. It' s very simple, because the 84 00:05:56.360 --> 00:05:58.839 teachers, especially the English teacher, liked me so much, and I noticed 85 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:06.240 it. I said to Dan and you know how he says nose in English 86 00:06:06.279 --> 00:06:17.000 and I don' t know and he says good you lack pronunciation and suspension, 87 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:20.000 because it wasn' t that bad, because the day they gave you 88 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:23.360 the notes where I lived, the day they gave you the notes, that 89 00:06:23.399 --> 00:06:28.079 day they opened the bars in the morning and for every suspense they invited you 90 00:06:28.120 --> 00:06:30.839 to a cubata that my father Dani told me, how about the notes and 91 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:34.040 I fucking, free bar with this shit to cover with a schoolboy. They 92 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:38.240 pictured my jobs as shit,' cause it sucks. I loved writing, 93 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:42.439 but they didn' t publish anything to me. My poems talked about life 94 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:45.920 itself. I have that one that says if you enter a ship in lights 95 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:49.399 and it' s not December or January it' s clear, it' 96 00:06:49.399 --> 00:06:54.079 s not Christmas. The bar' s a potter, and if that ugly 97 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:58.480 guy' s hooking up with you, you don' t think the ugly 98 00:06:58.519 --> 00:07:00.120 guy' s cute, it' s a house. Good bitches. I 99 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:02.800 just haven' t. I' m Daniel Fontecha, you' ll beat 100 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:05.040 him 30 years old and a whore who doesn' t fuck. I' 101 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:15.279 m kidding, not if you win him well. Ap Despite all this, 102 00:07:15.639 --> 00:07:18.800 despite all this, I had a girlfriend because there' s something I do 103 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:21.439 know and many guys don' t know. Today I know and it doesn 104 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:25.480 ' t fail. I know when you' re dwelling on an aunt, 105 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:29.879 it doesn' t fail. They are cool or not depending on the kiss 106 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:34.279 they write to you in the mobile message. They have a scale of importance. 107 00:07:34.439 --> 00:07:39.319 If they put you on, see you, get past you, see 108 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:42.360 you, it means good, I like you, you' re nice, 109 00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:46.519 but what they think is go fuck yourself. We went up on a scale 110 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:49.519 b sse they have invented them in vowels for arraigning, which is not bothering 111 00:07:49.519 --> 00:07:53.839 me to put a good aus. You didn' t come in original I 112 00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:58.720 ' m sending you a kiss for looking good, but they' re thinking 113 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:01.319 go fuck yourself. We went up phase kiss with an o, the same 114 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:07.040 thing that there is a kiss coffee and here are songs. They have invented 115 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:16.120 it they m a k moas with one more, with three ace and six 116 00:08:16.399 --> 00:08:20.439 ace muachco and admirations. The other one of an aunt put moascos six ace 117 00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:26.360 and admirations and in the half hour we were fucking. Plus she put her 118 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:39.200 boyfriend Kari. I can' t meet today. See you, by the 119 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:43.399 way, for a sub- paragraph. There are more and more spelling failures 120 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:48.039 to shorten because of mobile messages. There are more and more misspellings. So 121 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:50.639 I' m asking, please, from here for more control over the subject. 122 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:54.720 Well, then, yes, then? Yeah? Well, yeah? 123 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:05.440 Thank you. I don' t recommend online flirting because you' re being 124 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:09.279 fooled, man. Take an aunt without a picture. I was saying I 125 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:13.679 ' m brunette and athletic. In the end it was Morena, but fat 126 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:16.279 athletic. And I don' t want to be cruel. I don' 127 00:09:16.320 --> 00:09:18.639 t want to be cruel. If a pretty fat one, it' s 128 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.080 pretty, but if an ugly fat one, no, no, because there 129 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:22.360 ' s fat ones in the gut. It tells the ztas what' s 130 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:26.159 going to happen. That' s not it either. That' s not 131 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:35.120 it either. I told my girlfriend the chubby, the zepelin. And that 132 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:39.240 day, to top it off, I have a car accident. He had 133 00:09:39.240 --> 00:09:43.759 a car accident here I get serious. I, on July 4th last year, 134 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:46.679 had a car accident. I was going with my bm ub leaves drinking 135 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:52.039 by the m forty eight turns of bell. I fell on my feet and 136 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:56.440 nothing happened to me. I got a cop. He tells me we' 137 00:09:56.519 --> 00:10:01.639 re taking him to the hospital. I' m really fine. It tells 138 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:09.279 me that you' re okay, you say so, because in an accident 139 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:13.440 there are people who say they' re okay and then they' re blown 140 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:20.919 up inside. I thought what. Son of a bitch I insist we go 141 00:10:20.960 --> 00:10:24.320 to the hospital that besides I' m married. I finish my shift and 142 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:30.559 my wife is home alone. I ah you' re married and you say 143 00:10:30.559 --> 00:10:33.879 yes, I am that your wife is alone at home. He says yes, 144 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:50.519 I say well, that' s what you say, Jah, that 145 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:52.480 ' s what you say. Maybe you' re not alone and someone' 146 00:10:52.559 --> 00:11:03.360 s blowing it up through Entraajjhahahahahahaha. I had a bunch of car problems. 147 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:05.600 The other day it happened to me with the car, the same as to 148 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:07.799 Lord Beatle. If I were to die to lingostar, I ran out of 149 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:13.200 battery. Unbelievable I get stopped by the police and says put the papers down. 150 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:16.720 I' ve lost them at the drink bar that I didn' t 151 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:18.320 hesitate and I don' t hesitate. I mean, he' s not 152 00:11:18.320 --> 00:11:22.480 this cop, by the way. I sewed and I pull the thread, 153 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:28.639 get pissed and get out of the car low. He gives me a little 154 00:11:28.840 --> 00:11:31.480 white plastic and tells me to blow until I say it already. My question 155 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:37.360 is when they make you blow. When the fuck he gets there, he 156 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:41.120 never gets there. I started blowing like a platoon his old days, a 157 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:46.360 dizzying blow I swear I don' t get a drink and say nine. 158 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:50.000 You call me stop stop and that' s it. We' re going 159 00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:56.360 to immobilize the vehicle. I' m going to immobilize the vehicle. I 160 00:11:56.399 --> 00:12:03.559 keep looking at him, I say what hair, you have to wear to 161 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:09.080 see him in incredible motion. When thank you, thank you very much. 162 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:11.559 I' m not messing with people much anymore. I' ve had enough 163 00:12:11.600 --> 00:12:13.799 with my family. My father hasn' t done very well in his life 164 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:16.639 either. His first job was on the subway that they told my mother what 165 00:12:16.679 --> 00:12:24.440 a deal with the job and he said good on his line had we had 166 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:26.240 very little money, we bought some shitty steaks, a few nerves. My 167 00:12:26.279 --> 00:12:31.440 mother, in seeing you potatoes, would put us in valiums and buy glass 168 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:35.000 yogurts and then take advantage of the container as a glass. Then my mother 169 00:12:35.000 --> 00:12:37.879 started getting more money from the drownings and started buying glasses. It was and 170 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:41.399 when I started drinking by a tube. I drink a lot. I have 171 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:45.440 a lot of problems with drunkenness, yes, I drink a lot. I 172 00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:46.519 was invited to a shot the other day. They tell me what you want 173 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:50.480 it about and I' ll take coke tail in a ball cup, so 174 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:52.679 don' t bring me ice. I know it' s a shot, 175 00:12:52.919 --> 00:12:58.799 I do. I have a lot of shows with the Borgacheras and also with 176 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:07.840 the r yando whore well, yes, yes so much they have noticed. 177 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:11.159 It' s a bitch. It' s a bitch. I don' 178 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:15.080 t pronounce it, because if I had the dough in the car that' 179 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:18.120 s cool with a Roice roll, I can' t buy it. The 180 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:20.360 only car he buys me in my life I say the ranger Robert, the 181 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:26.919 commercial jajajacá paca, I say fuck me, give me the panda. If 182 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:37.039 I' m out Wisky, I don' t like it because I don 183 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:39.679 ' t ask for rum less, I' m lucky I' m not 184 00:13:39.799 --> 00:13:41.279 Don Juan Carlos first, if I wouldn' t be the gay of Spain. 185 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:45.919 Of course I met her at a bar in Majorca. Al wanted to 186 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:48.120 go unnoticed, but he didn' t make it. I asked for a 187 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:52.080 little bitter in a little crown. I drink bitterca. Yes, I am 188 00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:54.639 I' m going to Siberia. I' m original and I also see 189 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:58.840 bitercas. Nobody drinks it. If the glassware talked, I' d give 190 00:13:58.960 --> 00:14:07.799 him coke. I' m your menstruation. Anyway, he smoked a lot, 191 00:14:07.799 --> 00:14:09.320 too. I smoke more than philosophers. But there are people who smoked 192 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:13.480 more than philosophers, cartoon writers. Those people did smoke. For example, 193 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:16.639 Hediy' s screenwriter who made Peter and Heidie clear in short Manga in the 194 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:22.840 Alps. My sister loved Heydi. I have a smaller sister. He never 195 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:26.039 cooks. The other day I said a paella and burned it 18 years. 196 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:31.159 She' s past her drop, and then there' s my mother, 197 00:14:31.399 --> 00:14:35.919 that my mother, like all mothers, has mother phrases. They don' 198 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:37.600 t have a chip that, even if they can talk about it, they 199 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:41.639 already have mother phrases. Gilipollices of the caliber of you choke and tells you 200 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:45.000 that you' ve gone the other way. What' s the other side? 201 00:14:45.799 --> 00:14:46.879 What' s the other side? I don' t know what the 202 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:50.039 other side is anymore, but eating. What' s the other side? 203 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:58.639 What' s the other side? There' s no other side. Or 204 00:14:58.960 --> 00:15:03.799 it' s very good they give the melon at night it hurts. Let 205 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:09.080 ' s see what I say if you say it, daughter, why the 206 00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:13.320 hell does the melon in the night hurt? I mean, I imagine the 207 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:20.120 antibodies in there making his life, something comes in because of the esophagus, 208 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:24.519 you who comes in with a piece of steak, hellish creed, who doesn 209 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:30.440 ' t fucking, who loses shit, who comes in with a melon that 210 00:15:30.440 --> 00:15:31.159 time is nine. But I will not see by day, so come and 211 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:43.000 give us a muse. I could say and he said hear my mother, 212 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:48.879 and then there' s my grandmother, my grandmother who speaks for her elbows 213 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:50.000 and I' m all normal. The other day I said my grandmother was 214 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:52.879 talking about her elbows. There' s a Ijo coming up on the stage. 215 00:15:52.120 --> 00:16:00.000 He tells me it' s scientifically impossible for your grandmother to speak for 216 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:03.600 her elbows. I' ll, then leave me alone. Time progresses, 217 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:07.840 and my grandmother says, son, time progresses, technology progresses, but there 218 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:11.879 are things that don' t change. Look at the toilet paper. I 219 00:16:11.919 --> 00:16:14.519 just kept thinking about it I mean, my abulilla. He' s right, 220 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:18.120 because I wonder what' s going on in the 21st century. There 221 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:23.120 ' s everything about toilet paper, toilet paper, no, what about the 222 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:30.200 first run of toilet paper, which we all premiered. Cut the middle to 223 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:33.559 the right. Maybe you take one layer out of the middle to the left, 224 00:16:33.759 --> 00:16:36.879 two, it doesn' t match. Keep pulling the middle for the 225 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:38.480 right, three layers of the middle for the left, five don' t 226 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.480 match. Come on another lap. Seven layers to the right, eighteen to 227 00:16:41.519 --> 00:16:45.799 the left, twenty- three layers to the right twenty- eight to the 228 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.039 left, until in the end you say pussy that I have to clean you 229 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:51.080 stick my finger. You get it out. On the other side, you 230 00:16:51.120 --> 00:16:53.080 pull to match. You cut the ball that you pull weighs half a roll. 231 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:56.720 Fuck me. Every time I release a roll, I end up cleaning 232 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:02.600 with the cardboard and awesome. Well, I' ve had a lot of 233 00:17:02.679 --> 00:17:04.759 diarrhea problems this week. I' ve taken pills. I didn' t 234 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:07.279 think of it in the end I' ve seen the solution. I ate 235 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:11.319 a hundred and three hundred euro notes so I wouldn' t shit loose. 236 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:15.319 Like I didn' t miss it. Seen a crucifix. I mean, 237 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:18.319 there' s the solution. I took the crucifix. San Pancracio was like 238 00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:25.839 this. I took the crucifix, took off San Pancracio from the crucifix and 239 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:32.440 stuck a finger of San Pancracio up my ass. Hey, Santo' s 240 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:37.720 hand. It' s been a pleasure. Dani put on chaor ciero. 241 00:17:37.799 --> 00:17:45.160 Good night, thank you so much and never go out in the morning. 242 00:17:45.240 --> 00:18:00.000 Good night.