Sorry missus Jackson. The Cowboys lost. We have some flurries following uh falling
out throughout the Magic Flacks and a hypothermia warning has been issued, so yeah,
look out for that. Don't get hypothermia. If you could help it,
I always I'll be quick here. I know it's exactly what you feelings
for the homeless. Spring Valley Bridge, Yes, still good listener of the
show. Skip. He runs something called the Warm Program at Sharing Life,
which is based in Mesquite. But they do a lot of good work and
they basically buy hotel rooms, you know, with donations. You know,
they buy hotel rooms for the homeless in times like this. So the Warm
Program Sharing Life, if you want to get involved in that, thrown out
a little money because I don't. It happens every time there's there's a freeze.
You hear, old homeless person freezes to death sitting in one of those
you know dart rail you know, phone booth type things, or you're waiting
on it. We do that, U turn at Spring Valley and every day,
yeah, I think a young couple, Ye're right, and every morning
at five thirty it's weird to see them out there, but almost pulled up
to that U turn, hoping they weren't there, and then you make the
U turn and they're they're there with blankets, like try to make a makeshift
tent type thing block in the wind, and I'm like, they're under there
right now. I don't know. We're very numb to the homeless, I
think, and almost like mad at the homeless when you go to a red
light and you'd be like, oh God, don't come over here. I
don't know. It's pretty toxic way to look at things. It's it's really
unfortunate. But they're out there, really cold right now, nowhere to go.
And Austin Street Shelter is another one that I've worked with for years and
years and really good people that run it and they welcome Eddie and all and
now worse than ever to be outside. So yeah, I don't know,
support something, Yeah, absolutely, Monny Bucks. Kevin Smith of NBC five,
who was on with this last seven we told us tomorrow could be ugly
from a travel perspective. School's getting canceled, things like that. Just because
we're not getting hammered with freezing rain and sleet doesn't mean things couldn't get a
little nasty. Tomorrow because we're going to stay in these teams, So be
safe out there, be smart, all that good stuff. We'll keep you
up to date with the latest. Now, one thing that we do every
Monday following a game is we like to take a look at the predictions that
we make on Fridays. We record our predictions. We kind of tell you
what we think is going to happen in the games. And I thought we
keep track of this with the point system, that's very flimsy, and I
think we should get right to that. I think I went first, guys,
So this is a kind of how I went. This is from Friday
on the Downbeat, where there's a little bit of a fluffy coating Kevin Prediction
number one. The Cowboys have a weird slow start and trail by as much
as ten at one point in the first half, but they storm out of
the gate in the second half and they win the game by the score of
twenty seven to seventeen. Half point consideration. No oh, I mean,
I don't think so. I'm fine. I'm not, you know, I
want to be fair and give points, but I won't lobby for anything.
I know, a slow start, but they come back to win trailing by
ten points. Caveat can neither elevate you or destroy you. I guess you
know what. Who cares? You don't give a half point? Do I?
Yeah? Not really? Okay, screw it, he doesn't want to.
Let's hear your other stuff. Fine, if you have other point,
you have other point potential, yep. And if you get shut out,
then we'll go back and give you that happy My third one for sure,
Kevin Prediction two Little Baby KK and Third Leg Greg on the Fox broadcast will
pull off the double whammy of once again spending time on the Ceedee LAMB professional
meeting with Mike McCarthy during the bye week. Plus how Jordan Love is taking
aspects of Aaron Rodgers and Brett Farm and its incorporated that into his game and
putting a graphic of him throwing with his feet off the ground. Well,
double whammy there, Okay, I mean that is accurate. Both of those
things happened. Now we'll not a graphic. We can overlook that. I
can. Yeah, I did say, Little Baby KK and Third Legg Greg
two is really Aaron Who's But you don't have my association. I think full
full job for a full job. If it's a point seventy five on this
one and a point twenty five on the first one. I'll take it.
Okay, you know what, fine, but that's a fully thank you.
Well, at what point are they gonna let the narrative go? I mean,
every week, every single week? Oh my god? And third Kevin
Prediction three. Mike McCarthy felt like he needed to inspire the troops for this
one, but rather than settling for the go to move of a watermelon smash
at the hotel, we learned from Aaron Andrews on Sunday that he took the
team out to Poolville on Thursday afternoon to Slip Down Mountain in Parker County.
The team went to the top of slip Down Mountain where he gave a long
speech about how the Cowboys are America's team and they consider themselves the big Cheese
of the NFC. Then he unveiled a huge regiono cheese will and shouted,
who wants to be the big cheese? Then he rolled the cheese down slip
Down Mountain as all the players went chasing after it to prove to the coach
that they're gonna be the big cheese. On Sunday, afternoon. Your collector
of the cheese will at the end of the run none other than your friend
Hunter Lifke. Your friend, that is what I'm talking about. Oh do
you know how expensive a giant wheel of Parmesan reggiano would cost? A lot?
It's a lot. Did you hear the speakeasy had some score bet the
loser has to eat a full wheel of cheese Grayer gri air cheeses. Yeah,
Like how long do they have I don't know, in a week.
So here's the part that was confusing to me, because they had their score
predictions, but I don't know how they were going to determine it like they
I think they all picked the Cowboys to win, right, so they all
have to because Jeff went thirty three to twenty, Ryner went thirty five to
seventeen, Julie went thirty one to fourteen, Groubs went fifty two to four.
Are they going to by total points because seventy was the total points in
that game They all lost fifty two to four. I think they should all
have to eat the cheese personally one time. Groobs who makes a joke out
of damn everything we would do the March Madness bracket at the previous station,
you know, and then they would post them all up and you know,
the tournament just started, and I'm checking. It's like all right, North
Carolina, Oh do Kansas? You know? And I see all the way
down bottom right there's grooves is full filled out March Madness bracket. And the
team that he had winning March Madness was it was Fart. I mean,
I remember that. And I think he even paid his ten dollars. He
cares. Leopards don't change their stripes to get in fart. So he beat
me in the in the bracket. I think he did beat me, actually,
because most of his picks were kind of real, except for Fart running
the table. So he's not taking this up seriously. But I wonder what
we're talking about. I'm gonna listen to today. I want to hear cheese
wheel and what the exact punishment is, because if you have a week to
eat a giant wheel of cheese, that sounds hilarious. I think it's in
twenty four hours. Well you can't, depending on how big it is depends.
I think doctor Monic would make sure that we had a note ye for
the cheese wheel. All right, so one point now, I'll take one.
Do you feel like you should have a point and a half now?
I feel like one's good? Okay, solid one, yeah, I think
so? Yeah? Okay, all right, well you're up to three points
on the season. Big time. Congratulations, big time given to me months
since anyone even got a half point. Yeah, so well done. Let's
go next, mister, concentration period of college students five minutes, high school,
the three minutes kindergarten at thirty seconds. You don't have that, So
where does that put you? As Matt Sedarian Delion Lamb two hundred yards?
Oh okay, what do we end up? Did he get to two hundred?
He had a nice he had If you just checked the box score,
it actually did end up being a decent box score. He had nine for
one, ten and now yeah, because they had one garbage sixty yard Oh
that's right, that's right. If you'll notice I just said two hundred yards
because I was expecting a rusher two to maybe get me there. U we
ended up with a and fifteen total yards the out of nowhere Michael Gallup one
hundred yard game? What yeah? Six for one oh three? Crazy?
No points awarded? Well, Hey, it was a good try man.
Thanks. Here we go preaching too. Head up. Packers running back Aaron
lay Jones will have a good night going until he is injured by a falling
icicle from the leaking roof of AT and T Stadium. The Packers will frantically
sign the DownBeat's own Packer's sideline reporter John Couhn to a contract, and he'll
run for one hundred and sixty yards and two touchdowns in the second half.
Oh no, I mean, look, could Kun if he was the running
back have done the same thing Aaron Jones did. I think is a fair
question because I don't think anyone was stopping whoever was running. I'll say that
Emmanuel Wilson eight carries two point five yard average. It was the Packers backup
there. Yep, Aaron Jones average five point six yards of carry. He
was an animal twenty one for one eighteen. That should keep him at number
one in terms of the average. Yep against the Cowboys, the greatest running
back against the Cowboys in sports history. God Aaron Jones range. And then
here is number three? All right? Prediction three oof down by double digits.
Jerry Jones will fire Mike McCarthy at halftime and out of the tunnel in
the second half, we'll walk arm in arm both Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer
as co head coaches. Cowboys come back to win, They win the Super
Bowl, and they remain in that shared position for the next eighteen seasons.
Oh wow, half point. I mean we'll have the Jimmy Johnson pump up
speech coming up in the next segment, because the Fox halftime studio show said,
look, we only got eleven minutes and we thought there was gonna be
a game before us today that we'd have highlights of. Instead, let's give
the ball to Jimmy yep, and ready, I've never felt more masculinity than
that and straight handing. Okay, coming up next week. Okay, let's
go to one, Daniel, come on, we need you. Jerry's giant
jumbo tron will malfunction halfway through the first quarter, leaving party passers never knowing
what's happening in the game. I did love the party pass I love it
every week almost. But let's get the security cam footage of the party passers
running like excitedly to grab their spot for that smacking. The annual running of
the poores know what they call it. They should. I mean, it
doesn't mean you're poor for the party pass. Would you have decided to go
discount on the seats. Just think if you saved up to pay for whatever
amount of parking that it cost you and the last of your money. I've
got to go the Cowboys. I want to watch them. I'm not missing
this. We can only afford a party pass. It doesn't matter. I
just want to be in the building. You drive, you sit in traffic,
You walk the mile to the stadium in twelve degree weather, and you
sit through that and you can't even see the field. Stand you stand through
that. I stand corrected, Mikey. You drive home, and then you
have to drive home in silence, in traffic, just cold. What have
we done? Well? Your heater probably doesn't work because all you can afford
is a party pass, tension like you could have spent that money to get
your heater fixed. You pull into your house in your driveway and you see
that one of your pipes is burst, and you go, I don't have
time for this. I have to go to work in the morning right with
no heat, and I haven't even made my lunch yet. My little sandwich
man, shout out party passers, and if you win the game, you
don't care about any of those little things. No, not at all.
It's all worth it, brutal all right, here we go, Danny.
A surprise halftime show will occur featuring Nine Inch Nails, and for the first
time, it will be revealed that Packer's head coach Matt Lafleur is actually Trent
Reznor, leaving his trailing team without leadership for halftime adjustments. Thanks for leaving
me smacking the table that didn't happen to leave a small reaction. I was
really hoping that Nine inch Nails was gonna show up. Didn't you claim that
we got a return cut? We'll get to that. Whoever was running the
bumper music last night was having a lot of fun. Yeah, We've got
a Dingo's Morning News pull out edition coming up at eight thirtieth all the fun
audio from yesterday's game and last prediction for Daniel. After a wild night out
on Saturday, Jake Ferguson will play the entire game with crabs and cameras will
show him intermittently tugging at the front of his pants, creating the new Internet
memec not a scratch. That's just really dumb. That was dumb, that
I was dumb. I'm glad I don't have to do those anymore this year,
at least until what super Bowl? Yeah, super Bowl, of course.
Yeah, we might keep them going. Yeah, all right, So
half point for Kevio or full point for Kevin? Correct him in the standing?
Did he surpass me? He tied you? I'm still leading the way
with six points. Danny and Kevin each with three points. The listeners half
a point that my brother Cash gave to him for no damn reason. Well,
after you took it away from them. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do
super Bowl. We'll do Daytona five hundred. You know, how long do
you need for your upcoming performance? It's a two minute jam? All right.
Let me give you two minutes worth of something real quick. Yes,
Because the Cowboys, we media types get like the a bunch of stuff from
the Cowboys. It's practice reports every day. You know, you just get
a lot of emails, which is good. I tend to, you know,
keep an eye on them. But at the end of every game you
get sort of the like the one sheet of stats you need to know from
the game, not game notes. But it has always tilted so positive to
the Cowboys, right, Yeah, it's basically propagame. Yeah, it's basically
propaganda. Like this is stuff you can talk about, but there's always kind
of interesting angles and stuff like that, and they always have a by the
numbers section. Right, So here's like the three big bolded by the numbers.
This is the news that the Cowboys want you talking about today. It
says by the numbers three. Jake Ferguson's three touchdown receptions with the most by
any tight end in a postseason game of franchise history, and tie the most
by tight end in NFL history. I mean he tied Travis Kelce, Rob
Gronkowski, and Dave Casper. Pretty interesting, three three damn touchdowns in a
game for Jake Ferguson. I didn't even realize that until just now. Three
massive game. Hey Kavanaugh text me earlierhen we were talking about the dirty dogs
on the teams. He may want to throw Ferguson in there. I'm like,
all right, fair, sure, he's grimy. He was fight such
a dirty dog that they felt they needed to draft a second round tight end
that doesn't play in Luke schoon Man doesn't run out of bounds when there's a
minute left on the man. Another by the numbers, one hundred Ceedee Lamb
hauled in nine receptions for one hundred and ten yards. He's one of five
players in Cowboys history with multiple one hundred yard games in the postseason, joins
Michael Irvin, Tony Hill, Alvin Harper, and Michael Gallup. Cool,
okay, but this is the best one by the numbers. Seventy Again,
this is what the Cowboys PR department wants reported today seventy. Today's seventy points
were the most combined points in a postseason game. And Cowboys, okay,
neat we hit seventy all that's why we let him get up so fast for
the most combined points. And it really does come back to one or literally
two stops. Two. Yeah, and the game's different in you maybe five
quarters, right, and you said it this morning dating the game's five quarters
the Cowboys was I rescinded that because Mikey brought in a good point. It's
like, yeah, well, the only the only reason they got back into
that game was because on that the one drive that at least made it somewhat
watchable until the final whistle. The Cowboys were doing that against on both sides
of the ball. You know subs Sean Clifford was in the game. Yeah,
we all learned who Sean cliff was. You rarely see the starting quarterback
go back in the game. They put there like oh like, but uh,
this is something that look when when MacArthur was hired in twenty twenty.
I disclosure for those that don't know, I'm a lifelong Packers fan. I'm
an owner of the team. I appreciate my McCarthy's time in Green Bay and
a lot of good times and wins, but I don't know that he was
responsible for that many of them personally. But to good times, you can
support him. In a bad times, you kill a guy. That's how
this works. I've never once gotten personal with Mike McCarthy. I never would
do that. I do think he's a good dude, and I do think
people like him, players like him. And to be honest with you,
I don't want to see him with all his kids, high school age kids.
I don't want to see him get fired and have to uproot and move.
I think he probably likes living here in DFW. That being said,
I said it in twenty twenty, and I mean it, and I was
a little more validated. But Dak did get hurt in twenty twenty, but
his hire was Mike Nolan and they were terrible. Then Dan Quinn gets here.
Three good years of defense and plus ten in turnovers, twelve straight,
three straight, twelve win seasons. Very good. But I tried to warn
you the whole time. You're not gonna love this. Things. You're gonna
get tense at end of games, end of halves, clock management, not
being ready to play penalties. There should be a lot of things that you're
gonna go damn it. Did we really get the right guy? I warned
you, And this song is called I tried to warn you McCarthy sucks,
and you can hear it now. Ninety seven won the Freak live because I'm
not professional. We're just gonna do it live. I'm getting with the right
key. We were having fun winning by a ton, but then another one
and done. I tried to warn you, McCarthy sucks. Right back when
this started up, Packer's scoring more. Jerry says he's floored its nails on
a chalkboard. I tried to warn you, McCarthy sucks. You can't just
blame it on bad luck. I tried to warn y' McCarthy. So thirty
years ago we went to super polse. It's all out of our control.
I tried to warn you, McCarthy sucks. I wasn't making stuff up and
we could run it back, but that would be rewack. It's a big
gas clown show. I tried to warn you, McCarthy sucks. You didn't
believe me because I'm a chub. I tried to warn y McCarthy suck.
I tried to warn you. I tried to warn you. I tried to
warn you. McCarthy's suck. Kevin Medic, don't stand up. Whatever you
do, let us stand up and applaud you. Don't you stand up because
you will. That was beautiful. I knew it would be. You have
the voice of an angel. Very pretty. It's just so early in these
acoustics are not built. No, it was perfect. He's been sitting on
that for three years. Yeah, he had that written three years ago.
I mean it changed a couple of lyrics at the end there. Yeah,
he tried to warn you, folks. He fought people and fought people and
fought people, and things are good when you're crushing the Bears. I thinks
you're good when you give it to the Vikings a little bit with Cooper Rush.
And he's not a bad coach. He is not. He's never been
a bad coach. In fact, he's always been a good coach. But
you are the most Luke franchise in the history of the world. There should
be no exceptions. And he's got one year left on his contract. And
there are a couple, I would say tantalizing options for one Gerald Jones to
consider. And at nine o'clock if you went away on that eight one seven
or two one four seven, eight seven one nine seven one, you can
join in. Jason Garrett has weighed in on this, which is kind of
wild. Yeah, Jason mccordy, I'm sorry. Devin McCarty, who played
for Belichick for many years, weighed in on this and Jerry kind of dodged
the media a little bit last night. We'll have that audio for you at
nine. We'll chop it up and we'll let you have a voice as well.
That's at nine o'clock, but coming up next to the time for ding
Goose Morning News. All of the fun, fun audio that you may have
missed from yesterday's Cowboys Packers game, including Jimmy Johnson's weird and wild ass halftime rant.