Let's go, let's go, let's go. Tell us good morning. This
is Ed McMahon. I know, ladies and gentlemen, right, all right,
everyone made it right. Everybody's okay. Posty clips, wakey, wakey,
hands off those cupcakes. Four hours of Pain. They'll be busy this
morning. Guys got Sexy James back in the fresh out of bed Head to
head. He's been in the Hall of Fame a couple of times. He's
going for win number two today. We announced the Struts yesterday. They're playing
July twenty third House of Blues. I've got tickets for you in homeroom on
the Fun Fact Flashback. Glass Animals tickets go on sale oddly Thursday. They
didn't want to deal with everybody putting tickets on sale on Friday. Their show
is September twenty first, Woodlands, Glass Animals tickets given to you at seven
twenty four. Throw tickets to a Perfect Circle Saturday night. We're gonna play
posts You guys get to DJ on the show. We'll play in around eight
twenty. What else I got asking Alexandria tickets, I got thirty seconds the
Mars tickets, and we've got rain. We've got rain. Tonight, well,
today forty percent chance of scattered storms. But tonight it could get a
little nutty. Tomorrow morning could be a little wild. But I think we're
gonna be just fying for the golf tournament. But we got to talk a
lot of weather today on the show. Hi, good morning, Tessa.
Are what are Houston's headlines? Hey, good running, Ron, good running,
homeroom. So we have the eclipse recap page, basically the roundup of
all the news yesterday from the eclipse. Probably the biggest takeaway Google Trends saw
searches for why do my eyes hurt? Or eyes hurt that spiked during Monday's
total solar eclipse. The term saw a jump in the number of searches around
two pm Eastern, which is about the time the eclipse started to be seen
in the US, and then you know, search a spike. There were
some other popular searches in there too, but plenty of nonsense surrounding the eclipse.
You know, we had to make a bog page for that. The
Button Administration is proposing a new plan to slash student loan debt for more than
thirty million borrowers. That plan was announced yesterday and would affect those with runaway
interest, borrowers who have been paying on loans for twenty years, and those
who qualify for income driven repayment plans. A grandmother in East Cleveland, Ohio,
got two tickets in the mail for doing twenty seven in a twenty mile
per hour zone. Final was one hundred and five bucks. But the weird
part is she wasn't driving and she has proof an automated traffic camera that gave
her the ticket. She clearly shows footage of her car hooked up to a
tow truck when it happened, so the driver was the one speeding. The
camera scanned her plate. YAH Vehicles issued her the ticket just her. It
happened to her in December after her van broke down, so she went to
the police. She's like, look, you guys made a mistake, and
they're like, look, that's a third party vendor that operates that camera.
So she's in a little bit of a pickle town there is trying to get
that ticket expunge for her. Robert Jowny Junior says he'd happily return as Iron
Man if he's ever asked. He says it's part of his DNA. He
says the role chose him, and he says, look, it's a losing
bet. He's the house iron Man will always win. Of course, nothing
is impossible with the multiverse is involved. Meanwhile, Tom Hidleson has no clue
if Loki is coming back for another season. So we have blog pages dedicated
to those stories, and we do have a poll question for you this morning.
How many band T shirts do you currently own? Okay, you know
the unspoken rule, if you're gonna wear a band's merch, you better know
at least three of their songs, But a surprising number of Americans don't agree.
According to a recent poll, more than thirty percent of Americans don't think
you need to know on artist's music to fly their colors, and ten percent
say they own a shirt from an artist they've never even listened to. We
have that story and more on the music blog page. Those are Houston's headlines.
Forty six percent of our audience has less than five band to slash artist
T shirts. My band shirt collection definitely has expanded as I've worked here.
Do you know the three songs? The one I'm wearing today? We've proved
that wrong on the show. What do you work Josh Abbott band. She's
Like Texas is one of the songs. So let's start there. One oh
tonight featuring Casey Musgraves. Who Josh Abbott. It's too early, no what
you're off the ho? What's up for the second great year? The Yukon
Huskies are the champions and men's College bass whether It produced seventy five to sixty
last night in the National Championship game. They're the first back to back champions
since Florida did it in two thousand and six. In two thousand and seven,
they did not win a game by less than double digits the last two
tournaments. Wow, so the last two national championships they did not win by
less than double jen It's pretty incredible run by the Huskis. In the NBA,
Rockets are gonna be back in action tonight. They'll host the Orlando Magic
at the Toyota Center. Tip ups at seven. You can listen to it
on our your station, news radio seven forty k H. In baseball,
the Astros gotta win. Last night. They came back to beat the Rangers
ten to five, just put their four game series rd and Alvarez and Victor
Carrottini both home and in the game for this shrows tonight, they're gonna open
up a three game series with the Royals. Christian Haavier is gonna be on
the mound for the Astros that'll be going up against Kansas City's Coal Ragons.
First pitch at six forty and you can listen to that one on our sister
station, Sports Talk seven ninety. That is what's going on in Spots.
Great outcome for the Astros. Brutal start, yeah, well, I mean
Framberg getting scratched. Yeah, and then you get that rookie kind of coming
up and you just got lit up. But your middle laver's got it done.
Yeah. All right, here we go, guys, four hours of
Pain. It starts right now on this ted Tuesday. I hope you're ready
to play DJ on the show today. We'll do that in the eight o'clock
hour. Now, I'm looking for the first phone call. Who wants in?
Seven? One, three, two five, The most interactive show all
the radio, this one all right, there we go ninety four five,
the buzz witch foot getting everything underway on this tattooesday, Wakey, wakey,
hands off, Snaky rod Ryan Show checking in on this Tuesday April nine,
Sexy James. I think he did send us some pictures. Did they ever
wind up on the nets? I know they were on the X on the
X. Okay at Rod Ryan's show on the X. Take a gander at
Sexy James. He's a big, huge, massive man. Is to go
with that, like booming voice of his and firefighter right at least so firefighter.
He looks like a huge country Western guy star. So Sexy James is
gonna go for what Number two got some Nicky Glazer tickets in there for whoever
wins the game. And then Struts announced yesterday our friends, the Struts are
gonna be back in town July twenty third, playing the House of Blues.
Tickets will go on sale Friday at ten a m. I mentioned we're gonna
play Hit the Post today. That is where you guys take my job and
our jobs and you show us how easy it is to hit the post.
That's gonna be for the fourth row tickets. We're counting down for the big
show Saturday night, five four three two one for the A Perfect Circle Show.
Now the weather, I got forty percent chance of rain. I got
partly cloudy skies, scattered storms eighty four. All hell's gonna break loose to
time. There's gonna be rain on the overnight and then rain tomorrow morning,
and then it should clear up. It's gonna be fighting for us golfing,
but it's gonna be hell on Roger and his team because they got to get
there super early and they got to get everything set up. Yeah. The
thing that most people don't realize a golf tournament. I get asked all the
time, Rod, I want to do a golf tournament. Hey, me
and my buddies, we want to do a golf tournament. I said,
no, you don't. You don't. It's just it's so much work,
and you need an army of people to do all of the things. And
you know, you think you're gonna make all this money. We really make
our money on all the sponsorships and things that we do. And I get
to abuse this microphone. If you don't have this radio show, it's gonna
be tough to get those kinds of sponsorships. Man. I got. I
got money coming in from Duke and CC from Admiral Transfer and Rigging. I
got Willie's ice house and grill coming out. Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer
Grassy Italian Kitchen is gonna be providing the dinner car bock. Uh. They
stepped up immediately, so we got we're able to get these sponsors, and
that's where we get the money for Texas Adaptive Aquatics, Formative Structures. Thank
you, shop As, John Deere, Shell, Federal Credit Union, all
of them. Okay, And then I gotta get an update from Rosie.
I gotta find out. I got to talk to their half assed manager hustle.
Mm hmm. They can play inside though there's room. There is a
lot of room in there. Yeah, they can play inside in the dining
room. I just think it's gonna be rainy in the morning. No,
they're not gonna play in the cut real quick. Who saw the eclipse?
Who didn't? You were working yesterday? Did you inside? I was a
working girl. Did you see nothing? You saw nothing? I had?
There was streams, not not live, no, not like outside in the
environment. I just was watching the NASA streams, Alex, I watched sign
Chile. Did you see any eclipse yesterday? Look at him? Call him
what his pants down? Head and put him up? Did you go outside,
dude? I did watch the eclipse as soon as I got home,
I went into the room and closed my eyes and he went dark. Jesus
age Christ's you should have seen the emotions on some of the people that were
covering this thing. I happened to be watching the national news. I don't
know, maybe it was ABC that was on, and I mean, Robert
Roberts was crying. It's just like it was a transformative thing. The guy
Benito from Channel thirteen here in Houston was getting choked up. Was he was
reporting from somewhere. Yeah, I saw a lot of them, Travis Herzog
and some of the other You got some clip over here, don't you love
to some woman? If you don't mind, I'd love to share eighteen seconds
to audio. So we didn't get a great view here, but I can
say that at some point the clouds opened up just a little bit and I
was able to see something and I shared my picture on socials yesterday. Alex
immediately Alex sent me this, this is your favorite? Yeah, yeah,
I'll take it. I'll take you like that high as it was a big
deal for a lot of people. Man, absolutely, all right, we'll
get into some of that later. It's no time for the first phone call
in the day. All right, let's talk to Stephen Steve Aden. Yo,
good morning, guys. Up for some dude, How are you today?
I'm doing good. I just wanted to call and let y'all know I
live here in Dallas and listen to you since Man two thousand and eight,
at least I graduated Clement two thousand and eight. That's awesome, thank you.
Before that. But yo, yeah, man, I lived here in
Dallas. We got the total equips. It was wild, man, And
I know people are gonna say whatever they're going to say. But it went
dark, it got cold, the city went quiet. I lived downtown.
It was amazing. So when you say the city went quiet, I was
kind of experiencing the opposite when I'm watching these different things. And again I
just happened to be watching ABC. So David Muir was anchoring, and they
were like working their way up the country. When it went dark, people
started cheering, like when they were gathered together. Yeah, I would say,
like like for maybe five or ten seconds, yeah, yeah, but
then everybody stopped. It was again. It it was like nothing you've ever
seen before. You can you looked right up to the sky, yeah,
and you could see Venus dark sky. The lights all turned on, like
all the big buildings all their lights turned on, and you could see a
plane go by and all their lights were on, and it was amazing.
You got the full halo effect and everything, and you got to see the
sunbursts and then the diamond, the ring and all the things that they talked
about. You got to see all of that your clear sky. Yeah,
that's weird. For picture of it. Yeah, send it to me,
Steve, and I'd like to see it. And thank you so much.
I really appreciate the long distance love. Dallas was a great spot. San
Antonio not so much. I heard from some people. Some of our listeners
drove there. It's an easy thing to kind of crap on somebody that was
standing there and they got in the totality of it and they saw the whole
thing. People said that it was it was a life changing experience. So
and I got a little bit of that watching it on the national coverage yesterday,
and I said, Okay, now I'm buying in. This is a
big deal. Let me take a short break, let me come back on
a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll
get set up for the game of US Rocky and alternan Ryan Morning Show'm six
to ten AM ninety four, Fun in the Box. This is good morning,
Rod Ryan's Shell. Hope you're off. You're a great start to your
tattoosday. I am, I am. We got a forty percent chance of
scattered thunderstorms and it's gonna be kind of a This is one of those days
where I say it's kind of a skanky day. Skanky is the weather word
of the day today, and it is gonna like all hell's gonna break loose
tonight. On the overnight, We're gonna get a lot of rain coming our
way. So tonight, like in the evening, fifty percent chance of scattered
thunderstorms overnight boom. This what's trending over there. Okay, so it's all
eclipsed stuff from yesterday. So all the pictures that are coming out. Our
first phone caller was really excited. I had talked about a plane passing by
that you can see really clearly. There's a lot of really awesome pictures that
emerge from yesterday's event. Some of the videos, guys, I'm gonna say
it, they're not impressive. But then you have a handful that It's like,
wow, that is beautiful. That is amazing. I didn't see anything
great that was taken locally, but that wasn't our fault. But no,
no, no, the streams I saw were awesome. But yeah, I
just I feel like if I was able to be at one of these places,
I leave the photography taken to the professionals. Sha, you know what
I mean. Our buddy Shane, who listened to the show Good Morning Brother
Rod san Antonio, was a bust for the eclipse. Cloud cover was so
thick it got really dark for about five minutes. Still pretty cool though,
I mean he made a trip to go and see nothing. Yeah, that's
tough. I am happy for the people that did get to see. I
think like in Fredericksburg, the Hill Country, there was actually a really really
nice view of that. So if you're traveling, let us know, let
us know if you hit traffic on the way back, how that whole journey
ended, because I know a lot of people had to make their way back
to Houston. Okay, last night was the Men's Final four Championship. You
had Barstool president and founder betting six figures on Yukon and he won Dave Portnoy
won over two million dollars by petty. He put down what six hundred thousand
on them. It's pretty insane. So he had eyes on that. The
ratings are in for the Sunday Women's Basketball Championship and C DOUBLEA. It's another
record breaker. Yeah, it became the most watched basketball game men's or women's
college or pro since twenty nineteen. So eighteen point seven million viewers tuned in
to watch South Carolina defeat I won Superstar Kaitlyn Clark. Those are the things
that are turnding on ninety four five of the Buzz found I don't have Sexy
James's music anymore. Sorry, Good morning everybody. Three time Hall of Famer
sixty Day's back. Now you're wrecked out of bed head to head one day
chance, Yet, I'm making plans to talk to you guys all week,
doing me on tube today as I make it win number two. It is,
And you're wondering, is he laying it on no, like when he
talks to me out there. Oh yeah, it's good to be back.
Yeah. A country wizard. Yeah, I'm like country tall, I got
a kick ass beard. That's how he talks all right, can you beat
this guy? He's been in the hall three times seven one, three two.
The Right Ryan Show celebrating twenty years, ninety four or five, come
on ninety four or five, The Buzz, Green Day's Brain stewp Rod Ryan's
Show. Wakey, Wakey, let's go, let's go. We've got a
uh the eclipse hangover going on today. It's a little slow. I mean
a lot of people call it try to get in against Sexy James. So
I'm not worried about that. The emails are a little down. I feel
like people took a couple of days. Maybe I'm looking at the weather.
We're gonna be fine. It's gonna be really really rainy on the overnight.
Tomorrow's the golf tournament. So that's why I'm really really looking at the weather.
I know you guys probably want to know about today. Forty percent chance
of scattered thunderstorms today, fifty percent chance maybe for the drive home overnight boom.
We're all getting it. A lot of rain, but it's done by
ten and we have a shotgun start at noon. Now that sucks for Rod
and everybody had Texas Adaptable quats. They have a lot of setting up to
do and a lot of work to do, so I don't know if we're
gonna have to push back a little. I'm waiting. I sent an email
to Roger this morning. So the golf tournament's happening tomorrow though. We're gonna
be great. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed head to
head challenge listeners to New York corners. Uh, Sexy James, all right,
don't lay it on any bigger chaze. Okay, save something for the
rest of us. You over win number two today, Yes, sir,
all right, my brother, Uh oh, Alice, we got some fresh
fish. Good morning, Brian, Good morning, Brian. Are you one
of our listeners that has a very famous name. I happen to have the
famous name. Yeah, tell everybody who you are. My name is Brian
Wilson. I'm not a beach boy. Brian Wilson. Everybody, Brian Wilson.
I love our listeners with favorite name, famous names. You've never played
before? Huh yeah, it's my first time, so great having you on.
What does Alex have for you? The original? I don't think where
the whole fresh fish came from? Shawshank all right, Well, hopefully Sexy
you don't watch Get God getting Shawshank by Sexy James would be the worst.
It's like, can I get somebody a little smaller? Please? Shout out
your name when you think you know the answer. What are they playing for?
I have a pair of tickets to see comedian Nikki Glazer at one three
Sorr, there you go. Hey, Sexy James is really good. Brian.
You're gonna have to say your name quick. You're gonna have to get
the correct answer. You have to do that twice before James does. All
right, Jane, You're fine. It's easy. No one's listening. Everyone's
still sleeping. After the hangar, after the eclipse, James, I know
you're ready, Yes, sir, here we go. Question number one,
shout out your name. What utility bill charges you for washing dishes and taking
a bet? Brian got through first. Brian, Brian, what what's the
answer? It's the water Yeah, you're the water bill. Who is this
guy? Alex? Are you sure he's a fresh fish? Did anybody fact
check this? That was fast? That was very fast. Next question,
James, Brian, what clownfish is it? James is the most famous in
the Disney Pixar franchise. It is nemo good. Brian didn't say anything.
He got me. Yeah, we know. Sorry, here we go.
Ah, what Texas wildflower is popular for photo shot? This time? James,
James blue bonnet? Correct it? What are the other ones? Paintbrushes?
In paintbrush? Do we still call it? I do? Have you
run that by the Indians? Good little book, Brian? I really I
thought we were gonna get some sort of a Cinderella story here, but you
I did too. It's all good. You're kind of a version of a
one pump chump, you know on that one question. Really, you know,
you know, hey, good good, good job James. But for
uh, for being nervous against a three time Hall of Famer, you did
really good man. I hope you play again. Oh yeah, I'll be
okay, Brian, Thanks, Brian Wilson, everybody for the Beach Boys sex
to James wasn't even bothered at all by him getting that first question. Can
you play Toro every damn day? He says he's gonna be on all week
kids. Heay, we don't need your attitude. We have one of our
show, The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four The Buzz ninety four to five
the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show, Happy Ted Tuesday to you.
Forty chance of rain, scattered thunderstorms throughout the day, fifty percent chance
of scattered thunderstorms tonight overnight boom pouring and Sexy James pulled off the wind fresh
out of bed head to Head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning
everybody. This is three times Hall of Famers, sexty jails. So sorry,
no warm folks up here. I am your fresh out of bed head
to head two day Champions. I'll say it again. I'm gonna be on
with you all week. Join me on wild card Wednesdays. I make it
number. My headphones are rattling with that voice, he said. The guy
that he was playing, Brian Wilson, he said, ask him if he
was on a landline. I didn't hear. I couldn't tell the difference,
he said the Sexy James. His theory is that landlines have an advantage.
I don't know. Does it sound like a landline that you have? But
James won. Yeah, he wasn't complaining, but he was just talking about
getting smoked on that first question, and he said, man, he goes,
I feel like that guy was on a landline. I'm like, all
right, that's another one of those crazy I mean, you guys spend way
too much time thinking about all these theories. Yeah, just get smoked and
move on. Just come in here and be awesome. It's got a fuck.
That's the day to make you look smart, and every body sits the
fuck that's to the day and his twin over there, nineteen sixty five,
April ninth, Well, April ninth, nineteen sixty five. What do you
remember about that day? Not a whole lot fifty nine years ago, Hall,
you don't remember much about that, jeez. The Astrodome opened with an
exhibition game between the Astros and the Yankees. Mickey Mantle hit the stadium's first
home run, so I'd listen. I don't need to over explain. You
guys know all this stuff. The Astrodome was the first fully enclosed sports stadium,
the first air conditioned event venue of its size, seating over seventy thousand
fans, enough space to include an indoor chapel and a bowling alley. Nice
you like that help the eighth wonder of the world. Thank you very much.
So fifty nine years old. Fun fact, you're more likely to die
on your birthday. That is, Yeah, Statistically, you're more likely to
die on your birthday. So, like on your birthday than any other day
of the year. What are you doing on your birthday? You're partying,
or you're depressed, you're eating more, you're drinking more. Statistically, you
are more likely to die. And for a lot of people, birthdays are
very very depressing. So there's a slightly higher rate of people, often themselves.
But the main reason is I think it's celebrating too hard. That's neat.
Oh, I think they gave two reactions. I don't think I need
one more. Finally, geez, I'm not looking forward to my birthday anymore.
That's fun. Thanks Rod. I think we've covered this before. I
like it. The USDA has one point five billion with the b pounds of
cheese stashed in some caves in Missouri. Have we been there before not?
I mean, have we been there on the air together before? On this
one, I don't know that I've heard that on the air. So it
started about seventy five years ago as some sort of a plan to stabilize dairy
prices in the country. Now it's mainly used for food assistance programs. But
just like we're storing gold, we're storing cheese. Yeah, let it go.
But it started seventy five years ago. I want more cheese due,
Yeah, trust me, I think we do. It's got fuck that in
the day. We make you look smart in front of your bodies. It's
the fun that to the day. Being a lower income family growing up,
we used to get free cheese. It was delicious. And I used to
use the boxes for my baseball cards. They fit perfectly in the cheese box,
So that's where I kept all my cards. What do you give it
away? I have a pair of takens seat the struts at the House of
Blues. All right, it's your fun. There's a town here in Texas
that saw ninety four partial solar eclips. What is the town called specifically here
in Texas that we talked about yesterday? They got to see a ninety four
percent partial solary clips. You think they would have got the whole thing,
but they didn't. Seven one, three, two two, five nine four
five. It's now time for rockout with your stock out with Captain cash.
All right, Hi, hell, are we still on for golf tomorrow?
Yeah? Bringing my slickers? Yeah, you're not worried about the rain?
Are you count all right? I'll just borrow Alex's cape. I'll be fine.
How'd we do on Wall Street? Yesterday? It was a mixed day
on Wall Street? The Dow it was down eleven points to thirty eight thousand
and eight ninety two, Nasdaq up five to sixteen thousand, two fifty three.
Benchmarten your treasury he's had a four point three nine percent and oil trades
at eighty six dollars fifty two cents a barrel. Two of the most actives,
the big studs Nike, three M and Home depots, the big duds
MRK, Caterpillar and Intel. The economic calendar this morning, it's all clear
right now. Futures they are slightly on the downside. Point let's turn this
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Ming ninety four or five The Buzz Good Morning, Rod Ryan's show your fuck
good morning. Who's this James? Hi? James. We talked about a
very specific little tiny town here in Texas that was going to see ninety four
percent partial solar eclipse. What's the name of that town? Heyl eclipse Texas?
Sure, where the hell is it? It's like north of Beaumont by
Jasper if you know where Jasper is. But it's close to the Louisiana line
state line. Congratulations, you win? What are you giving? James?
Oh, you get a pair of chickens see the struts at the House of
Blues. Congratulations, dude. Oh, Alexa playing ninety four point five The
Buzz on iHeartRadio, getting ninety four point five the bus station from iHeartRadio,
The Ron Ryan show every morning six to ten on ninety four to five,
The Buzz, twinty four to five, The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod
Ryan's Show, Back to the Fun Facts. Today, I talked about that
underground surplus of cheese, billion pounds of it. One of our joshes,
josh Hiller, I believe he sent me a Facebook page. It's a group
you have to join and the name of the group is Storm the Cheese Cave.
They can't stop all of us. Thank you, Joshua Hiller. So
yeah, it's a real thing. It is a real thing. Next hour
Glass Animals tickets before they go on sale Thursday at ten o'clock. We're gonna
play hit the Post in the eight o'clock hour. We got rain coming today
and we got Tessa tell Us Houston's headlines. Yeah. Well, there was
plenty surrounding the big eclipse yesterday, including Google searches for my eyes hurt.
Skyrocketing right after it happened, So people were googling around the time when the
moon was passing between the Earth and the Sun. And yeah, so people
looking up at the sky then maybe getting a little bit of a headache.
There was a pretty cool story locally in Mansfield. There was a baby born
during the eclipse and the parents named her Soul, which means sun. She
has a four year old sister named Luna, which means moon. Thought that
was pretty cute. We have a recap page for all this, so go
to links and guests with legislator's back in session after a break, when leading
Republican in the Senate went on the record backing the houses proposed bill targeting TikTok,
Senator Minority Leader Mitch McConnell spoke from the Senate for yesterday and said that
TikTok is a pressing threat against Americans, so this is a matter that deserves
congress urgent attention. He says he'll support common sense, bipartisan steps to take
one of Beijing's favorite tools of coercion and espionage off the table. Big story
yesterday, There's a lot of talk about how divided America is and how divisive
things are, but that may be changing, according to Sausage. The Johnsonville
Sausage Company recently conducted survey on American attitudes and eighty percent of adults say they're
sick and tired of the anger and negativity in America. Hang on a second.
We're referencing a sausage poll. Yes, a sausage company, that's right,
that's a pole question, that's right. Sure. Eighty nine percent want
less negativity. Yeah, eighty nine percent include me in there in the news
and social media, it's led to us feeling less connected. Sixty percent of
adults say having fun with people has gotten harder lately, but eighty percent say
there are people in their lives they really want to reconnect with, even if
they disagree on some of the bigger issues. This is really perfect for those
of you that you know you're you're done with CNN and Fox, Like,
what is the sausage industry saying about America? Hey, you know what,
Kudos to them for trying to bring people together instead of diving them apart.
Seventy one percent say it's easier to bond with someone who's on the other side
of the issues that maybe you disagree with if you're sharing great food. There
go there it is you see the tie in sausage food Okay. Seventy five
percent of Americans agree that people are mostly good. So people that like sausage
rule peers out way, peers out way. Brittey Spears is in no hurry
to restart her music career, but at some point she maybe wants to make
money again. I don't know. I think she has a lot. So
I had this story on the Looking at Girls blog page yesterday and then it
just kind of took off everywhere, so we're kind of revisiting it now it's
got its own blog page. So what are they suggesting here? Well,
since Brittany is already posting really like skimpy you know, outfits, and she's
almost near naked on the internet on her ig awesome, there's this only fans
manager saying why not get paid for it? She supposedly is a so called
OnlyFans manager and she believes that Brittany could bank one hundred million a year on
the platform. She thinks Brittany could make thirteen to eighteen mili in her first
month, then level off to about six million to nine million per month.
How do you get that job? I want to be an only fans you
got to be, Britney Spears. I want to be an only fans manager.
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small cut, I can manage your photos. She was like an Internet pimp.
It's like, hey, you post this second all posted, why don't
we just put this on only fans? It stories like that make it make
it attractive. I think to your average person that says, well, maybe
I could make a lot of money on OnlyFans, most people are not making
a lot of money on OnlyFans if you have a name like her. Even
if you have a name like what's that C level person from the Sopranos.
She said she's made more on OnlyFans than she ever made on The Sopranos,
but she's already kind of a famous name. There's a bunch of weirdos that
love the Sopranos, which I am now it's page van Zant made more on
only fans than she made fighting. If you already have a following, you're
to significantly have an easier time. It's like with podcasts. If you're just
a random person starting a podcast, it's gonna be a little bit more difficult
than when Dax Shepherd started a podcast. Cast The gravy is basically this kid's
only fans, although he doesn't charge for it, you know, and it's
just like you're scraping to get people to listen and look at you. So
yeah, Okay, I don't think this manager is wrong. I think she
would make she would clean up. I think she would make the most money
of anybody in the history of only fans if she decided to do it.
Hmm, I don't know about that. She'd make a lot, It's pretty
I think all she's got to do is take down Black China's numbers. I
think all she has to do is yeah, and like remove those little emojis
that like a day when Eddie van Halen passed away, he was surrounded by
his ex wife Valari Burtnelli, their son Wolfgang, Eddie's brother Alex, and
then Alex's two sons, and pizza, which they ordered after he died.
Valerie says, I forgot who suggested it, but suggested it, but we
were like, should we have pizza because he couldn't eat and the last thing
he really wanted. The last thing Ed really wanted was pizza. He loved
pizza. He loved burrito, so he said. She said, they had
pizza in the hospital room, and she hopes people don't think that's morbid.
People mad at her. Just very specific to the story. Did they order
pizza after he died, like flat lined, and then they ordered pizza or
while he was scause after he passed. Yeah, so after they're sitting around
with eating pizza with him a dead body in the room, Like they're just
not gonna eat in the room with the dead behind. God wants you to
lose your appetite if anything ever happens in the room. They went, they
left the room, pizza around homage love pizza. Hey test if I die
before you Viking funeral me, I'd like you to have a pizza dead bi
some crap fish after the shell the shells. I don't like it. The
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in sports? All right? What are we doing next? Hour Glass Animals
tickets sure before they go on sale. I'll get to those that are around
seven to twenty eight twenty. We play Hit the Post, Houston's rocking alternatives,
The Rod Rocks the Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or
five Buzz'd by the bus back Loser, Welcome to the seventh Spot. If
you're carrying over from a home room, thank you. I'll be just joining
us. Wakey, wakey, put a rubber on your snaky. It's gonna
be wet today, be raining more rain this afternoon than what I see today.
Overnight rain, Tomorrow morning rain, golf tournament should be fine. I
see it clearing up by ten o'clock. We have a twelve o'clock start for
our golf tournament tomorrow, so I think we're gonna be good. I mean,
I know we're playing. The golf tournament's on. Let me just make
sure I say that, Okay, Glass Animals. We announced that concert tickets
go on sale this Thursday at ten am. We'll have tickets for you for
the September twenty first show coming up. After the break, we're gonna play
Hit the Post next hour. I've been waiting to do this poll. I
was. It was a toss up. I had two. I got two
pole questions like brewing around in my head. That's what happens. I got
things just swimming around all the time. I went with the band concert t
shirt thing today. What was in the running for a whole question? You
don't know because I haven't told you yet, Alex. Let me just ask
you, because maybe the pole question isn't worth doing. Do you ever use
the Wiener hole in your underwear? I'm no, only with like, uh
please if it's a formal occasion and maybe I got a suit you use,
I'm tucked in. I don't want to, Like, I'm not a good
I don't dress up a lot, so like I have that I have a
problem when I always bunch the shirt in the back, and I get real
self conscious about that. So like, if I've already tucked in, I
do a good tuck job with the shirt, I'm not undoing it. So
I'll go pee and I just got to use the use the whole. Yeah,
sometimes I'll practice the day before because like I want to make sure that
there's no dribbling on the pants. I don't know if I've ever used the
Wiener hole in the underwear. And why not. I mean it's cause you
just pull it down. It's kind of intimidated. Yeah, it is way
easier to it's so much work. You're gather risk of stuff moving and it
could be there's there's a lot that could go wrong. Okay, then you've
proved my point that we do need to cover this. What we are covering
today is the concert t shirts. And I'm a little surprised. I know,
I'm a weirdo. I mean, let me just get this out of
the way. Okay, I have eight to ten Motorhead T shirts. Yeah,
Okay, you have like a thousand band shirts. I have one hundred
concert T shirts or band T shirts, bands artists. I'm in the six
to ten category on Motorhead. My question this morning about how many band musician
T shirts do you currently own? And this is this has turned out to
be a good one too. I don't know if the wiener hole will do
that well. Twenty two percent of our audience none zero, that's weird to
me. That's weird. So I was cleaning out my closet yesterday and those
were the most sentimental items in because everyone is like tied to a different memory.
Santana one I see you wear from time to time. You got Jimmy
Hendricks one, A quizy and all like, you know, give me some
songs. But those are a couple of right, sublime, Yeah, I
got little Yeah, these were in regular rotations, little red hot chili peppers
of course, a corn. How many? How many do you got?
So here's the categories. None less than five, six to ten, over
ten, Alex, I have one. You have over ten right now?
Absolutely? Okay, Alex? Right? Six to ten? Yeah, six
to ten. You don't have more than ten concert band? You have like
five black keys, shirts. Dude, I have one black cues. You
have two at least one. D I cleaned out in a closet when I
moved, so like I got rid of a lot of wine. Okay,
they said metal heads have the most metal heads spend the most money on on
band T shirts. Get it, Chili, I mean, are you counting
Cheat Chong as a musical act? Yes, I mean they did make music.
I forgot an album. He might have seven Cheach and Chong shirts.
Yeah, Selena five, Selena about ten to twenty, ten to twenty yeah,
yeah, that's including rappers and uh rock bands and everything. It really
would have been fun to put like some sort of like crazy category like fifty,
but I was only allowed. You're only allowed four positions in your poll
question. Twenty one percent of our audience has no band musician T shirts.
Forty five percent of us had less than five fifteen percent six to ten,
eighteen percent of our audience over ten. I'd like just answer. You can
also, you know you can. Also you can respond to the pole question
if you have some astronomical number or just even of one particular band or something.
I'd love to hear from you. I might have ten Motorhead shirts.
You have so many different Do you have more T shirts than anyone I've ever
met? Yeah. Not everybody gets their way through the bedroom in my house
into the closet, but anyone that does does make a comment it's weird.
Then I don't feel weird until somebody sees my closet and then they see the
most unbelievably long, the longest row of black T shirts you've ever seen,
and they're not I mean, you know how many Harley T shirts do I
have? Thirty? Enough? Too many? Of course, too many.
But we're talking specifically. We'll talk wiener Hole tomorrow. Concert. We don't
the results set your clocks. I mean, radio Wizard says you got to
set that a point. So tomorrow at six I will be live on the
X with a poll question about the wiener Hole. Right now, it's about
concert and band T shirts, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and the rod
Ryan Morning Show twety four to five, the bus Good Morning rod Ryan Show
on this tat Tuesday, he got a great ticket coming up for you.
We got rain on tap today. We should be fine. Well, at
least let me know if it's raining near you. It seems to be kind
of uh well, scattered storms, that's what they do. But we do
have some rain coming later on late afternoon, fifty percent chance of scattered storms
and then boom, everyone's getting rain. I guess it's gonna get nasty tonight.
Remember that chick r V chillin' Yeah, that's her account on Instagram.
She says she's listening to us down in Boca Chica near SpaceX. She I
think she redid a old school bus. Dude, she lives in it and
she listens to us on iHeart. This is my future. I will be
doing this. This is my retirement plan. She wants to know. Do
you hang up or fold all your concert shirts? Everything's on a hanger for
me. Your hanger too. Yeah, you can't keep track. When do
you get that many like they're folded you? I'm not a strong folder person.
Yeah, I can't fold on getting them wringled. Yeah, folding is
set yourself up for failure on that. But if you ever dated a military
guy, they can fold oh really really okay? And make the bed yes,
yes, they're awesome at making beds. All right, what do you
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He is the reason for our number one blog page. So shout out
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years old today. Happy birthday, Jenna. We have not talked about Jenna
Jamison in forever. Well, she was really sick for a while and I
think she's on the MENO good day. She's doing well. Yeah, Jenna's
going to be all right. Also, Landy Wilson on the Look at a
Girl's blog Page. Great, she looked great. Her outfits at CMT Awards
Leathery looked awesome, always al right in her closet. Yeah, but that
and then all the eclipse after mass stuff, that's what's trending. On ninety
four five The bus All right, what have we giving away? I have
a pair of tickets to see Glass Animals on their tour of Earth Show starting
September twenty first of with this billion. All right, so when on them
before they go on sale? Caller ten seven one three two one two five
nine four five The Rod Ryan Show. On ninety four five The Busy,
The Buzz Good Morning, rod Ryan's show. I have no Fallout Boy T
shirts. I would feel I that's one of the because I sacredly like them
and I'm embarrassed at how much I like them. So, as a rule
of thumb, I have no concert shirts from bands with boy in their name,
not even I don't even have a Beach Boy shirt. I don't even
have a Beach Boy shirt. No, I'm not running around wearing a Fallout
Boys shirt. A douchebag in his fifties wearing a Fallout Boys shirt. Hey,
how many of the Harley Davison shirts do you have? Twenty five?
I mean I've that was like my go to twenty of your little birthdays.
I was like, I'm just kind of like a Harley shirt. I always
wears those. Yeah, we're talking about concert shirts today. Our poll question
kind of curious how many band musician T shirts? I did it that way
because you, Bobby, I think a Britney Spears T shirt, so band,
it's not really a band, but that counts, right, Yeah,
that counts. It doesn't have to be from a concert. It doesn't have
to be from a concert either, So how many band musician T shirts do
you own? Nineteen percent of the audience, none, forty three percent of
our audience less than five, six to ten, sixteen percent of the audience,
and then twenty one percent of our audience has over ten. This guy
over here, he just emailed me he's got three hundred oh and his wife's
like, that's enough. That is enough. He said, enough is enough.
And it's the metal heads always, It's always the metal heads, brother
Rod, Charlie here, I listen to your show every day. I heard
on the radio you were talking about your shirt collection. I don't call it
a shirt collection. I just have a blind shot at all. I don't
collect them, same Rod. At one point I had three hundred concerts shirts.
They were taking up so much space in my house. My wife twisted
my arm. I donated a bunch of them to shelters. Right now,
I'm sitting on one hundred and eighty rock punk metal fifteen Iron Maiden shirts.
Nice. I love it. I love it. It's really funny. Thank
you, Charlie, Nice. Nice. Nice. I probably have two hundred
band shirts. I'm telling you I have two. They're really hard. There's
an emotional attachment. They're hard to get rid of, the right, Yeah,
yeah, yeah they are. Let's go over to the phones. Good
morning, brought Ryan Show. Who's this? This is Kevin. How many
band musician T shirts do you own? Currently? One? I have a
Nirvana shirt? You have a what Nirvana's shirt? I thought he said that
I have an Obama shirt. I'm like, did he? I mean maybe
he did a spoken word? Or you got a Nirvana shirt? You got
a good one, I'll say that. I mean, if you're gonna have
one, Nirvana is the one to have. I guess. Hey, dude,
your color number ten? Congraduate n all right, what are you giving
them? Heaven? Maybe you pick up a glass Animals concert T shirt at
their tour overs show? You got tickets? Man? Congrats? All right,
thank you? All right, you and your one band shirt. Congratulations,
dude, thank you for listening. All right, I'm listening forever.
I love that. And go ahead, and I'm always trying to call this.
Never can get through chili. There's the bus, throw chili under it,
all right, thank you, Kevin. Do you know the muffin man?
Yes? Yeah. Do you know a couple that they're great together?
They're happily married or happily together. They get together a while and they both
get wasted together. I know, I know several Like the happiest couple ever.
They go out and just get chamammered. They're on the same level of
just getting wasted. Yeah, you gotta find that sweet spot. Like one
cannot be drunker than the others. I'm amazing. That becomes the worst relationship
ever. So now I'm talking about an extreme here. But there's I know
a few couples. I know more than I know more than three couples that
get wasted on the rag and they've been together a long time and that's just
how they function. But they're not just they seem happy, I hope,
so I hope they're not drinking and they're upset. Couples who drink together live
longer. Nice, Alex, you and your wife can't be anywhere near on
the same level of drinking, dude. There's very few people on the level
of drinking as you. Dude. When you pour it on, you can
tell when you pour it on. I mean, when we pour on em
I can drink with me. She pours it on, you can drink.
She pours it on with you, and I can drink. I can hang.
Yeah, And I know my girl misses alcohol, So as soon as
she pops that baby out, I'm taking champagne. Literally. Well, cannot
wait. Okay, you know there's breastfeeding and stuff decided. Okay, I
mean listen, now, listen. Sharing a bottle of wine with your partner
on date night. You know that's great, okay, but it could be
good for your longevity. So I want you to think about this. Couples
that drink together live longer than couples where one partner drinks and the other doesn't,
or neither partner drinks. What this is another one of those Hey,
drink, it's not so bad for you to do it. If you drink
together. I feel like your fights you you will find out, Oh we're
not gonna fight when we drink, because now you have to. You have
to get past that part. And we never really had that. But I
have couples that fight when they drink, and you either stop that or it's
not gonna work. It's not gonna work out if you fight when you drink.
I'm fine with all of this, but I feel like you're you're in
a relationship that doesn't have fights ever? Is that true? Just? I
mean, I'm pretty awesome mudlone. I I would. I want to fight
you every day. I understand. I look at you and I want to
make me punch you in the face. No, you guys every morning dating
for a while. I'm sure you had to go through a phase of Okay,
don't do that when you drink anymore. Okay, yeah, yeah,
definitely. But they never like a fight. Fight no, okay, so
they're kind of angry. You get super nice. Alice is everyone's pal.
Oh yeah, then I see the whole sweet my sweet boy Alex after he's
had a case of beer. Yeah, a great guy. So they looked
at forty five hundred couples that are either married or lived together, and they
interviewed them every two years over the span of twenty years. And couples where
both partners drank alcohol sometimes I'm not talking about getting shmammreed like those couples we
started with, but when both partners drank alcohol, sometimes they lived longer than
the couples that didn't drink, or one drank and the other didn't. When
you're both drinking, light drinking led to better surf rival rates, and abstaining
from alcohol or heavy drinking heavy a little bit was good in this study.
Okay, I mean you're doing a sausage study. For crying out loud.
I can do my studies. When people have similar drinking habits, it may
be a sign of compatibility in your lifestyles, which means maybe you're compatible in
other things when you have the same somewhat drinking speech. Listen, let me
just make sure like we run the disclaimer here. If you're going out and
getting wasted with your partner, that's not good. Okay, that's a bad
compatibility each other. You're being alcohol together. Don't do that. People.
I tell you what, I get lit up. I get lit up by
these alcohol conversations. You know, there's people that don't drink, and they
just think the way that you guys talk about alcohol on your show. Uh,
it's a little disrespectful to those of us that are not partaking. I'm
like, well, I said, you're you're better than me, You're a
better person. You're you're not drinking or am I going to live longer?
Right? Good science says yes. But I would never spit in the face
of science. I would think that if you have similar drinking habits, there's
got to be some other things. It's got to be linked to compatibility on
other things too. Yeah, it's not like the only thing that makes it,
but like that does make it easier when you can drink with your partner
without getting into fights, because we all everybody knows that couple that does fight
every time they drink together, and that is the worst couple to be around.
Sure, in that true couple, it's awesome. One expert in the
study, here's this is my takeaway. Behaviors that are good for marriage are
not necessarily always good for your health. Those words, okay, thank you,
all right, so wise get smammered. The Right Right Show celebrating twenty
years ninety four or five of the Buzz. I need four five the Buzz,
Good Morning Rot Ryan's Show, It's sublime and wrong way Tessa got a
sublime suirret do yeah online or you pick that up somewhere now. When I
got it, not that one. I got an Urban Outfitters. It was
the one with all like the cigarette holes in it, and I go,
oh, that's very trendy. I need that. Oh yeah, it looks
like you've had it a long time. What I'm we're have to wear brow
with that one. What I'm hearing from people is they have gotten out of
their concert band T shirt phase. Okay, that they're linking that to a
younger self and they had to kind of purge and then they got big boy
jobs and big girl jobs. Uh. I mean, I get it.
You don't get to wear that stuff around the office, maybe like we do
here, But do you have to ever? I don't want to ever abandon
my rock T shirt phase. I'm gonna I'm gonna be buried in a Motorhead
T shirt. I just feel like it's a section of your closet, you
know what I mean? Like for me, Like, okay, when I
was just working at the radio station, it was only T shirts and like
leggings. Then I got the little TV. I'm like, okay, let
me make some room for some grown up I guess adult attire. I don't
know. You don't throw away Ricky Martin, No, no, never.
Can you hang on to that for the weekend, just like you have a
session for like football season, yeah, baseball. Like all my astro stuff
is out right now, all my football stuff is out is packed away.
Sure. I'm very sad for people that got out of the rock or just
band T shirt phase. I didn't. The weekends are four. Yeah,
you know you still like music, you still wear you still wear your favorite
band T shirt and then if you still go to a show. I mean
that's one way I always support the band. I try to grab some merch.
Well on the X at rob Ryan Show this morning, we're asking about
your your band. They don't have to be concert shirts, but your your
band musician T shirts hit us up at rod Ryan Show. Rock and alternative
very used to the rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am, the Buzz
before or five the Buzz, Lincoln Park and Lost. Now every band we
play like. I don't think I have ever. I don't think shirt check.
I've never had a Lincoln Park T shirt, uh, one from the
record label like I hold it or something of the purchase. I feel like
there was some sweatshirt but somebody wanted it really bad, and I know I
gave it to them. It was more important to them than I did.
Alex ever have a Lincoln Park shirt. I was a Lincoln Park guy.
The most Incubus though, you have Incubus and Blink. Definitely have a Blink
shirt more than multiples have one. Now I don't know the other one do
it. Wow, blacked out drunk with your wife when I was young.
It's like, good morning, everybody. I hope you're having a great tattooesday.
I can't wait. I'm already like in a good mood. But when
we play Hit the Post, I love it. I absolutely love it.
I want to play it all the time. Okay, then you can do
play it. That's what to do for a living. Okay. I'd like
to hear more. I'd like to hear you guys. No know you guys.
There's no you guys. Use guys making me laugh? Okay, I
use guys make me laugh. I want to play this game. We're gonna
play next hour. For the fourth row of Perfect Circle tickets, you get
to be the DJ Scattered Thunderstrong's about a forty percent chance today. It increases
a lot at night, and then on the overnight really rainy. Tessa has
Houston's headlines. Yeah. As it turns out, the eclipse yesterday may have
been a little bit of an IQ test that some people failed. According to
Google Trends, search terms like my eyes hurt and why do my eyes hurt
exploded in activity on Google around the time when the moon passed between the Earth
and the Sun. So a lot of people, a lot of little nonsense
surrounding the big eclipse yesterday. But there were some really moving videos and pictures.
I mean, if you want to see the NASA footage from the Space
Station, we have a link to that. Logan Paul was on his private
plane and he had posted a video of the eclipse. There was a bunch
of people that were in these planes that were just following the totality. Alex
drink, We're still doing that today. Yeah, you could pay X amount
of money to go on a plane and apparently it was amazing. Yeah,
there were eclipse flights being sold. Also, you know, cloud cover did
put a damper on things in some spots. There was a weatherman from Mississippi
that got really emotional, a couplag a handful the national news. The people
were getting emotional, and I got to admit I was there for it.
I got into it. I kind of thought it was a goof too.
And I was already let down by our cloud coverage because we got shafted here,
but watching it and having it just run in the background in my house
when I was cleaning or whatever, right I was, it was good.
You realized they made it seem big and it was big. Yeah. Absolutely,
we're not going to get another one until I think twenty forty five something
like that. I know fifty one percent of our audience was essen on it,
but it was big. It was a cool thing. I just can't
s on like I could. But that's making someone feel that sort of way.
I'm like, wow, that's probably really meaningful. That's like you're having
a moment right now. Not even really cool, but not even eclipsed nerds.
It's just seeing it like, oh, people. It takes people's breath
away. They were overcome with emotion that they weren't expecting, and that's what
came across on some of these live broadcasts right The Biden administration is proposing a
new plan to slash student loan debt for more than thirty million borrowers. The
plan, announced yesterday, would affect those with runaway interests, borrowers who have
been paying on loans for twenty years, and those who qualify for income driven
repayment plans. The White House estimates the plan could eliminate a crew to interest
on twenty three million borrows unpaid balances. A grandmother in Ohio recently got two
tickets in the mail for doing twenty seven and a twenty mile per hour zone,
the final one hundred five bucks. But the weird part she wasn't driving.
And she has proof that she wasn't driving. There's an automated traffic camera
that handed out the ticket, and the footage they sent clearly shows her car
hooked up to a tow truck when it happened. So we have a blog
pate for this. There's a picture and everything. The truck driver was the
one speeding, but the camera scanned Joanne's plate and her and so she got
to shoot the ticket instead. So yeah, she went to a nearby police
department to show them the mistake, and they told her that the the operator
of the camera is a third party vendor. We used to have cameras here,
like outside the radio station. Huh. It's four o'clock in the morning,
there's nobody around. Daddy goes through a red just to get into the
office all the time. Damn, there's nothing worse than opening up a letter.
It doesn't happen anymore. They must have taken the cameras out. But
opening up a letter and just seeing a picture of your you dumb license plate
and what clearly you It's like, come on, I wasn't hurting anybody.
Yeah yeah. Robert Jonny Junior says he'd happily return as Iron Man if he's
ever asked. He says it's an integral part of his DNA. He says
that was a role that chose him. And he says, I always say,
never ever bet against the Marvel, the president of Marvel, the producer,
Kevin Figi. He says, a losing bet. It's a losing bet
that he's the house he'll always win. So you know, a thing's possible
when the multiverse is involved. Meanwhile, Tom Hilson has no clue if Loki
is coming back for another season. You can go check out the blog page
on that. All right, let's get back to our band t shirt talk.
As prizing number of Americans don't think you need to know a band's music
in order to wear their merch. It's just kind of an unspoken rule.
If you're gonna wear a band's merch, you better at least know three of
their songs. So I posted a picture from the Crawfish Cookoffs. Ah and
my kid was up on stage with me. Ah, she's wearing an ac
DC T shirt. Nice first comment. Can she name three songs? Right?
No? She can't, she's rocking it, she can't. It's a
you know, it's a statement. I used to kind of live by that.
Now I'm you know, running around my kids, running around and band
T shirt. She doesn't know any of these wors come about this. The
most popular music artist T shirt in America belongs to a live Rodrigo. Right
now, she is. She has the most merch out there. The average
person spends four hundred dollars on band shirts in their lifetime. Metal fans spend
the most. They spend an average of five hundred dollars, and metal fans
also in the most shirts, with an average of ten, while the overall
average is six Thirty four percent of Americans from this poole own a shirt from
a concert that they've never even been to. By far and away, the
longest merchandise line I've ever seen. Oh, I know it. It's not
Metallica, and it's not guns n' Roses. Those were close. Metallica had
like pop up shops too. That's probably it's Taylor Swift ac DC. Oh,
girls, little kids really like my daughter, everybody and they want.
If you've never seen ac DC, they have those blinky devil horns. Every
chick has to have one. You have complete fomo. If you're standing there
rocking out and you don't have those on, everyone wants those. I'm sure
the Taylor I'm sure the Taylor Swift lines are ridiculous, but same thing ac
DC. I just never seen anything like it. I had never seen anything
like that. I was in Seattle when she was going to play that night,
and my hotel was by t Mobile Arena or stadium, and it was
Mayhem and it was like eight am. Now they're allowing you to go to
the concerts early and buy your shirts. They were doing that with you two
in the s. You could go and buy shirts. Those are just headlines
for a million dollars. That's the only way to do it now. I
won't buy it after. It's because the lions aren't worth it. I won't
stand in line either. It's not that important to have during the show.
I'll be like I from Swing by the Mergency. If I can walk up
and buy one right now, I'm not doing it after. Every single thing
they're selling has to be available online. Yeah, that's that's true too,
and then they usually did the thing. Whether it's sold out, you could
only buy it there. But then you wait a couple of weeks and they'll
be back. You'll find it. For the second straight year, the Yukon
Huskies are the champions of the men's college basketball world. They produced seventy five
to sixty last night in the National Championship Game, with the first back to
back champion since Florida did it in two thousand and six. In two thousand
and seven, and they won all twelve of their tournament games the last two
seasons by double digit points, first team to ever do that. In the
NBA, Rockets turn me Back in action tonight. They'll host the Orlando Magic
at the Toyota Center, tip ups at seven. You can listen to it
on our sister station, News Radio seven forty KTIH. In baseball, the
Astros gotta win. Last night. They came back to beat the Rangers ten
to five to put their four game series win, and Alvarez and Victor Carrottini
both homed in the game for the Astros. And I believe it was the
bullpen that pitched eight and two thirds innings shut out ball. Tonight, they're
going to open up a three game series with the Royals. Christian Ava is
gonna be on the mound for the Stros going up against Kansas City's Cole Wagan's
first pitches at six forty and you can hear it on our sister station,
Sports Talk seven to ninety. That is what's going on in Sports Houston's rocking
alternatives, The Rod Ross The Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four
or five Buzz four five the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show. On this
tattooesday. Halfway part of the show, pip Hop partly clauda sky scattered thunderstorre
and find a forty percent chance today, increases tonight and then increases quite a
bit on the overnight. We're playing golf tomorrow. I'm playing golf tomorrow.
I the golf tournament. Okay for real? Playing golf? Well now,
okay, silly, I don't play golf anymore. I just kind of cruise
around it. We're playing. The golf tournament is on tomorrow. It's on.
Hey, are we doing traffic anymore on this show? Yeah? Yep,
yeah, Am I doing it now? Or I don't think so.
Grab your keys and leave minute ago, grab my keys and leave? Did
you just grab your keys and leave? I grabbed a tampon and left.
Okay, was there a rec check? The sure was in the same spot.
It's been since you started. It's not like a new one. Brutal.
How was it? Did you have you don't have a map? Yeah?
I was like, well you can do it. Oh bus, don't
want to be oh bus for the best that I took that one off.
I think when I'm alone. Yeah, it was just me. So what
did you do? I said, Hey, guys, I hope you have
a good day. If you're going slow in the far left lane, get
that slip out of that lane. That's good advice. I think they need
that every now and then. Uh, okay, yeah we do. They're
in the same spot. Do you watch any unboxing? Are those interesting to
you? Anybody unboxing anything? I used to? I've kind of fell off.
I would you like like pr kits that people would get from like these
makeup places or Metallica had sent in a couple of really some of those nice
box sets. I've done some unboxing videos Lincoln Park Anniversary Rodeo one. Yeah,
okay, Jude's unboxing one of Amazon's twenty thousand dollars tiny homes. What
I don't, guys, I just typed in tiny homes on Amazon Prime.
It's about fifteen to twenty options. A buying a house okay on Amazon free
delivery Prime right within two days. I mean, Alex is in. I'm
in so this tiny house on wheels. It's made from a shipping container.
Oh dude, these are way cheaper. It's prefabricated. And then free delivery
April twenty fourth to May ninth. The fastest delivery Alex April eleventh to the
fifteenth. Let's get some land. Dude. You're starting to comp so three
things you must on, Three things you must see. There's a guy unboxing
his tiny house. Now what I'm saying is you can buy a house on
Amazon. Finally, that's where he bought his. Honestly, finally, look
at this one, Alix, what about this this one? This one has
like a deck, it's wooden. Now I've lost the show even more than
I could literally live in a glass house and throw stones all day. You
gotta find a place that's like I mean, I know that we have like
water, but I know we have like loose zoning here. But could you
just buy one of those six thousand square foot lots and put four and five
of these on there? Probably not. Maybe I'm on top of each other,
make them the top. You put them all next to each other,
and then you airbingb them. They would like, Yeah, I don't think
it's gonna be that easy. Three things you must see. Unboxing a house.
I have no backyard. Unboxing a house perfect. But if I come
home and your dumb house is in my driveway, what do you move it?
I can't move it. What if you want to take a bath,
I'll take I'll take a bat to his house. Wow, I'll make sure
it's batproof, all right? An unboxing of a house. I thought I'd
never say those words. Thank you. That's on. Three things you must
see. Coming up, we're gonna play hit the Post. You guys play
the DJ to win fourth row tickets to a PC. Don't go Anywhere.
Ryan Morning Show, six to ten AM, The Buzz, ninety four to
five The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show. As these two are
shopping for homes on Amazon dot com. This is not a new thing.
I just got sent a link. There's a house for sale right now.
It's outside of Dallas in Salina, Texas. It's available for four hundred and
thirty nine thousand dollars. It was built in nineteen ten and it's being sold
as one of the original Sears and Roebuck homes. You could get a Sears
catalog and you could buy a prefab home. They would have everything numbered,
they would roll it down the Mississippi River, they'd get it to you,
and they would build it on your plot. This is one of those homes
that you could buy. What did they pay for it back in the day.
We're not sure, but as many as seventy five thousand homes were sold
between nineteen oh eight and nineteen forty, making this one one of the oldest.
The average price less than one thousand dollars to a little under three thousand
dollars. It's a nice home, like, there's some detail in here,
there's crown molding. Absolutely. Yeah, all of a sudden, I'm back
on real estate. Ed Buxton sent that to me. Wow, that's really
that's cool history, bro. I I mean yeah, I guess, of
course, you could buy a homet out of a magazine back in the day,
and it was a good home too. I don't know about this junk
on Amazon that Alex's nice to me. Alex put a down payment on already.
Dude, the commercial break was six minutes long. You own a house
already working on it? Yeah, he came, did you order? What's
trending? Oh? Wait this? We talked about this already yesterday, but
it's in the news cycle again today. Morgan Wallen police say he hurled a
chair off of a roof shot bar in Nashville. Apparently it's been captured on
multiple surveillance camera. Yeah. I got videos and all sorts of things on
the music blog page today. Yesterday we're talking about Yeah, yesterday we knew
about it. Today, got all the footage. Okay, okay, it
makes sense. Astro's already. Alex already talked about the Astros. They had
a really good game. Well, they ended up with a w in their
game versus the Rangers. Didn't start off so hot, but it ended well.
So that's what a lot of people locally are talking about. And then
lots of opinions on Kitlyn Clark. I mean, Kaitlyn Clark's team was out
in their last game, but a lot of people have opinions on whether she
should go to the NBA w NBA stay Caitlyn Clark. Yeah, she's already
declared, but people have opinions on it still in the news cycle heavily.
So that's what's trending. On eighty four five to the Buzz, the funniest
comment on Morgan Wallen because he threw a chair out off of a balcony almost
hit cops too da. Somebody wrote, like my school teacher always said four
on the floor. My teachers used to say that I would always be rocking
back on my seat on my chair. Uh huh. That was a school
teacher thing. Four on the floor, four on the floor. Yep.
Hey, we have an intro for this game, don't we? We do
okay? Oh yeah, yea coldj fad. Then you'll be drowning in fame.
Drowning. Yeah, I guess I gotta give you a cool DJ name.
The name of the game is hit the Post, Thank you Jingle Blake,
great job over there on the I think we have a couple of intros
for this game. We do, okay, So how does it work?
It's a radio term that you guys are all familiar with now called hitting the
post and it's where the DJ dazzles you on, you know, talking in
the beginning of a song, and then how do they notice stop right when
this singer comes in? All right, so it's kind of done like this,
Tessa, it's food Fighters, it's learned to fly. Okay. The
name of the radio station ninety four five the busy. Yes, your name
is Tessa. That's right. Three to one. Good morning everybody, whether
you were in a clips head or eclips tails yesterday, I hope you had
a good day. Great today. Let's make a count. It's tattooes day
on ninety four or five. The bush not bad. Too much meat to
meat we do call that either laying up or leaving too much meat on the
bone. Leaving a little meat on the bone there. Fourteen seconds is not
a lot of time. Guys, get in and get out. So I
think this one's easier. Is it easier when it's shorter? I was about
just starting a whole new sentence and decided, don't just don't say it.
Well, a funny thing happening, man the way to the station this morning.
You're out of time. Wrap up your story. You don't have time
for on my way to the radio station this morning in the beginning of the
spoo Fighter song. Yeah, it's fourteen seconds. I'll give you a radio
name. Let's get four people on Chile, get some people that maybe never
played before, or uh seven one three, two one two five nine four
five, if you think you can hit the post. Rod Ryan shows include
Twings, Mood Swings, the Bus, ninety four five The Bus, Good
Morning rod Ryan's Show. Maybe we should have used that song that had a
twenty second intro ide. Yeah, I would have loved that a little bit
because you could have told whatever that we're got a story. You had,
like a killer story. You're gonna tell us we're getting set up here,
we're gonna play hit the post. It looks like he's lighting people up and
then they're maybe they're they're whimping out or something. He had some people locked
in. I'm trying to get the names, you know, don't be scared,
and then I see people dropping out. Come on. If he locks
you in, you gotta play. I know it's nerve wracking. You're gonna
do great. There's not much there's not much to hit, there's not much
post or there's not much pre post. Hey, we got a forty percent
chance of some scattered thunderstorms throw off the day. More rain coming tonight on
the overnight rain. It's coming tomorrow morning, early rain. And then it's
golf tournament time, kids, and uh and I'm ready, I absolutely cannot
wait. Okay, we are giving away. We're counting down in the first
five rows for that a perfect circle show. So yesterday was five, today
is four. How we're gonna give those tickets away? Oh, yalla,
yella stopt then y'all be drowning in fame, all right. So we've got
some instructions here too. This is the only game where Jingle Blake made us
an instructions. Jingle idiots, all right, trying to se to act confident,
and you'll be just fine. Probably be your way through, Steve.
I'm gonna play the song. You're going to talk up the intro like you're
a pro DJ, all right, And the intro is fourteen Jesus, only
fourteen seconds. You don't have a whole lot of time. I don't even
know if you have time for a dumb DJ name. Good morning, rod
Ryan Show. Who's this Do Do Doo? Hello? Good morning? Hi,
who's this Steven Okay, Steven, have you ever done this before?
Got? Good morning? Goodbye? Okay, you're gonna kill it. I
can tell already you're gonna kill I think everybody's gonna do well because there's not
much. Uh it's fourteen seconds. The song is Foo Fighters learned to Fly.
You are, uh slippery, Stephen. Are you gonna be Scuba Steve?
I want to be Scuba Steve. Yeah. Yeah, let's go Scuba
Steve with you. Okay, So it's Scuba Steve on the radio right now.
He's taking my job. It's Foo Fighters that's learned to fly in the
Buzz. I mean, just what are you gonna do? Tell a story?
No, you're not? You ready? Nah? Okay, I'm ready.
All right, here we go. Everybody the DJ stylings of Scuba Steve
in three two one. You're on Good Morning. Everyone does a Scuba Steve.
While we had the ninety four five at the Buzz studio. We got
a little bit of rain that signed up today. But you know what it's
gonna be. Okay, it's gonna be a great day. Makes your stay
tuned. We got a lot of good stories come up to you here and
just after this, after the song. Here we go, go on,
not bad, not bad, not bad, No, I Alex olies.
Alex judges this the hardest. I agree, he's by far away professional run
the hardest. Judge. I thought it was good. Out of the gate
Scuba, Steve, Are you for scuba after that? I'm for scuba.
I think I'm for scuba now too. Let's say good morning to Dangerous Dustin
Dangerous Dustin. You know what I like? Dustin Danger better Dustin Maybe you
can't hear me, Hey, Dustin Danger, good morning, Hey, good
morning to ride. I got you now there you are? All right?
Hey, Dustin Danger. You are going to try to hit the post foo
fighters learn to fly fourteen seconds. This is easy. This is easy today.
Yeah, Dustin Danger, are you ready? Let's roll? Yeah.
I can tell this guy's gonna do good. Okay, all right, here
we go the DJ stylings of Dustin Danger in three. Oh look at Alex.
I'm telling you it's like the Simon Cowell. This so zeroed in on
this game. All right, Dustin Danger in three two one, you're on
Good Morning bus Dangerous Dustin on. I'm gonna ask you on this. Doug
was Tuesday, but you know what. We're following the clips, but he
just stepped on it at the end there. I now, listen, are
you gonna crap on him because his phone was crappy? No, no,
I will not. I mean, if it's a tie breaker, then you
know that's gonna affect him if somebody matches that intensity without a spotty breaker.
Right, he stepped on He stepped on the lyrics. He stepped on the
lyrics. I didn't want to say anything. I didn't notice that dustin danger
dangerous dustin. Okay, okay, next up. I mean, I don't
know if we've ever done this before. Mike rough phone, say Mike on
the Mike roons Mike, Mike, Mike raphone microphone, Mike, it's Mike
Rafone. Uh, that's the first. You're ready to hit the post?
Here? Have you heard some of these other truckleheads? You're better than that,
right, take them? Your name is Your name is mim microphone.
Okay, everybody, Uh, this is the DJ stylings of Mike Raphone in
three to one. Good morning. This is DJ Mike. What a phone.
I'll tell you what you had kittens, Rover to go back to work.
If you're in the past plane driving flow get out and if you're afraid
of the rain, Sam has died. Here's a brew fighter on the buck
story time. All right. I mean the best name, the best energy,
the best name, best energy too. I like that today there Raffone,
no yo, excuse me, mister Raffon, wrap it up, yeah,
zip it. That was funny. I love this game. I absolutely
love this game. I feel like we should do the opposite. We should
do like a song with a thirty second intro and you like a tool song
where it's it's two and a half minutes before and really let him get in
trouble telling stories. Give him a topic. Then all right, this is
the last guy. All right. We've heard from Scuba Steve, we've heard
of it was he couldn't decide if it was dangerous dustin or dust in danger.
We've heard of Mike, we heard from Mike Roffone, and now we
got Josh Gold. I mean, that's just his name. I don't think
you can even make that better. Josh good morning, good morning, brother.
Hey dude, how are you today? I am awesome? How are
you? I'm great? So you've had the benefit of hearing everybody, so
I grade you way more difficult. I grade you harder than the other celebrities
that have been on with us. So you have to shine. But your
name is Josh Gold. I mean yes, so Gold does shine. I'm
expecting. I'm expecting nothing short of greatness out of you today. The intro
is fourteen seconds, the band is Foo Fighters. The song has Learned to
Fly. The radio station is ninety four to five to the buzz, Josh
Gold. Do you need anything else in your arsenal to do this? Let's
do this. Let's do this. He's gonna crush it coming down the great
Josh Gold in three two one. Good morning, Houston, This is Josh
Gold on the Golden Mic, and you are listening Rod Ryan Show on ninety
four or five of the buzz. Let's get this rain out of the way
into the great day. It's the Foo Fighters on the buzz. I like
it. Okay, okay, really really good, really good Josh Gold.
He's the only guy that didn't get a fake name. Guys, I'm in
trouble here. I'm in trouble. This is a close call. Okay,
I'm in trouble, but I do have I do have a winner. Wait
before we go could I ask you, guys a professional question. Sure,
what is worse? Leaving too much beat on the bone or stepping on the
lyrics? Always stepping on the lyrics? Okay, it's an absolute killer books.
Really everybody would just step over and then who stepped worst? And then
yeah, okay, okay, thank you all right? Well then you by
you saying that? Does anybody best best name ever on the game? Does
anybody have Mike Roone as their winner? To now? I wish did you
he had the best energy? He did? But he didn't. They had
to double check of the game. Is hit the post? Double check the
sallex sure that you're following it? You're done? Sorry, it does sound
French. Yeah, I'll tell you spell it like I'm going to throw out
another one. Here, I'm gonna throw out another one. Does anybody have
dangerous dustin or dustin danger? Does anybody have him as their winner? No?
I did not, I sigh because no, I don't. I think
if his phone wasn't so spotty like Dan. Yeah, I think he had.
He was working against a lot, But no, I do not have
dustin danger. I don't have dangerous dustin or dustin danger on my winning card.
All right, raffhone danger out. So what we're left with is Scuba
Steve, who went first would be the Wizards pick obviously who's always for Scuba.
And then there's Josh who went last, Josh Gold, who got to
use his real name. Alex, who do you have as your winner?
I had by a half a point Stephen, Scuba Steve, Scuba Steve as
a winner, Tessa, who do you have as your winner? Raphone is
out? Scooba, Steve or Josh Gold? Who did you have as your
winner? So, in spite of me really following Alex's lee on this,
I actually have Josh Gold as my winner. Sorry Alex, Sorry, sorry,
sorry, listen. I am very comfortable he didn't step on anything.
I am very comfortable with my role here destroying one and putting a crown on
another. I'm very comfortable with this role. You were meant for this.
A point five separates the two. Wow, a point five, I think
you said the same. I have a point five. I gave Josh Gold
a seven point five, okay, Scuba Steve received an eight from meopids Scuba
do what Scuba do? Where are you all right? Back in middle school?
It's still fit. Huh what wait is what isoop? Wait? Wait
a minute, No, I know it was great whatever it was, Scooba
Steve, tell us again, we were all just I don't know, trapped
in our own Yeah, what were you doing? Let's see if I still
got that old a perfect Circle T shirt for back in middle school and people
still fit? Oh? Very good. Listen. I thought you did a
great job today and Josh did a great job. It was point five between
you two. Uh, Scooba Steve, What does he want, dude?
You get a pair of tickets in the fourth row of a perfect Circle pus
for in Primus all on one stage. Congratulations, you win Hit the Post.
Thank you very much, Scooba Steve. Dig out that T shirt,
man, because Maynard will see you in the fourth row. You George hires
her new fame Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and the rod Ryan Morning Shows.
So shout out scoop is Steve. That was the song that he dominated Hit
the Post with today, Good morning rod Ryan Show. On this tattoouesday ninety
four or five, the buzz all right, we gotta get right after it,
Tessa one final time today we can get Houston's headlines. Yeah, well,
there was plenty of use surrounding the big eclipse yesterday, including Google searches
for my eyes hurt skyrocketing right after it happened. There's a new kid in
town over in Mansfield, Texas. Her name is Soul. She was born
during the total solar eclipse. She has a four year old sister named Luna,
which means moon and if you did no, Soul means sun in English.
Yesterday's total solar eclipse is over and there will be another one until twenty
forty four. Millions traveled to the path of totality that spanned from here in
Texas up to a dozen states before ending in Maine. So a lot of
people just took a moment out of the day to witness this event because it
is a rare cosmic event. The moon temporarily brought the sun, and now
we got to wait until the next one. With legislators back in session after
a break, when leading Republican in the Senate went on the record backing the
houses proposed bill targeting TikTok, Senator Minority Leader Mitch McConnell spoke from the Senate
for yesterday and said that the social media app is a pressing threat against Americans.
There's a lot of talk about how divided America is and how divisive things
are, but that may be changing, according to the sausage peeps. The
Johnson Bill Sausage Company recently conducted a survey on American attitudes, and eighty percent
of adults say they're sick and tired of the angry and negativity in America.
Eighty nine percent say they want less negativity in news in social media, and
it's led us to feeling, you know, less connected. Sixty percent of
adults say having fun with po has gotten harder of eighty percent say there are
people in their lives that they really want to reconnect with, even if they
disagree on some bigger issues, and that can happen. So this is where
the sausage people really pull it back to, you know, food. Ninety
one percent of adults say they don't have to agree on everything in order to
enjoy a nice meal together food, sausage. The key to us coming back
uniting is one country, is any other news organization using the Sausage report or
just us? Well, it's really the only ones At nine am. I'm
pretty sure it's just us. Right now. But you wait, you wait,
what do we get all our polling from the sausage polage of a sausage.
That's what the pull and polish sausage is pulse. I didn't know that.
Okay, Hey, Britty Spears is obviously not in any hurry to restart
her musical career. But at some point people are like, is she ever
gonna try to make some money? I think she has enough. That's just
my personal opinion inserted. But in this article, this so called only Fans
manager named CELESE. Franklin believes that Brittany could bank one hundred million a year
on the platform. I mean she's already I will say, getting you know,
basically nude on the internet. She is. She posts yeah, nude
pictures with little emojis covering yeah. Bit the bits are blocked out anyway,
This only Fans manager says Brittany could make thirteen to eighteen million in her first
month and then level off to about six million to nine million per month.
Insiders say Brittany has no interest in doing OnlyFans, so I don't know that's
going to happen. Does have the kids? I believe, so, I
believe they're with him. Yeah, so I don't know if that's something that
she's actively working on getting the kids back or whatever. OnlyFans is not going
to help. Yeah. No, so maybe that's one of the reasons that
she doesn't want to do it, but she does all the other stuff on
her on her I know, social that's probably got to be really hard on
her sons, even if they don't say so. Hey, when Eddie van
Halen died, he was surrounded by his ex wife vale Bertinelli and their son
Wolfgang, and then he was also Eddie's brother, Alex was also there.
Alex has two sons. They were there and then they all ordered pizza after
he passed away. Valerie says, I forget who suggested it, but we
were like, should we have pizza? Because Eddie couldn't eat and the last
thing he really wanted was some za. She says, he loved pizza burritos,
so we had pizza in his hospital room. I hope people don't think
that's morbid. I think he knows it's a little weird, because otherwise why
would she throw in I hope people don't think that's morbid. It's a little
I don't know if it's morbid. It's just she's weird time and place.
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
All I know is that those recent stuff and then today's post because I
do follow her Wolfe's mom. Yeah, well, you guys are like pals,
aren't we are? So today's supposed to be like I can't believe I
took so much backlash on the internet for Freddy Pizza on Eddie's dead, bloody.
She does that, she reacts to people and she does these crazy things
like Wolfe snaps back at people too. He gets his mom. Yeah,
his mom goes head to head with peple on the internet. What a great
idea. They didn't to eat some sausage. Who is time? All right?
What's going on? Well? For the second straight year, the Yukon
Huskies are the champions of the men's college basketball world. They beat Produced seventy
five to sixty last night in the national Championship game, and they're the first
back to back champions Sincepians since Florida did it in two thousand and six and
two thousand and seven. In the NBA, the Rockets are going to be
back in action tonight. They're gonna host the Orlando Magic over at the Toyota
Center. Tip offs at seven and you could listen to it on our sister
station, News Radio seven forty k h. In baseball, the Astros got
to win last night. They came back to beat the Rangers ten to five.
Just put their four game series yourn Alvarez and Victor Carrottini both homer in
the game. For the shows tonight, They're going to open up a three
game series with the Royals. Christian Javier is gonna be on the mount for
the Astros going up against Kansas City's Cole Ragons. First pitch is at six
forty. You can hear the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven
ninety. That is what's going on in Sports Houston and the Rod Ryan Morning
Show six Am, All the Buzz five, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show.
I won something from us today on the program and he said he had
one concert shirt and it was Nirvana. Yeah, or it wasn't a concert
shirt. I didn't get that clarification. I don't think a whole lot does
anybody listening have a is anybody listening saw did you see Nirvana live in concert?
You don't run into a lot of people that saw them live. I
mean, they just had such a short window when they were playing, and
most people, if they did see them, it was probably at a club
before they got big. Once they got big, and it was kind of
hard to see them. They did some stuff overseas and that was it.
I never saw them live, so I'm assuming that the dude with the one
Nirvana shirt was some sort of a you know, Target deal. You could
see those at Target and Walmart. Chance of scattered storms throughout the day,
rain tonight, and then I just got a thing. Not that I ever
thought anything different, but we are a go for our golf tournament tomorrow.
I know we're gonna get some rain tonight, but we're gonna be just fine.
We've been talking a lot about concert t shirts and this is a good
email she did. She gave me the rundown, the confession. She got
six food Fighter shirts. Okay, okay, Stacy, I think sent me
this email. I have nineteen concert shirts Depeche Mode, three Country Guy Gary
Allen, five Food Fighters, six Taylor Hawkin's Memorial concert add one, got
four hoodies and a jacket. She's got one twenty one pilots she's got a
Fleetwood Mac and she's got a little affair from twenty some years ago, vintage
Stacey. That's a pretty good lineup of T shirts that you have over there.
Let's see food Fighters six seven food Fighter shirts. Maybe. Yeah,
I gotta have seven Motorhead shirts just in case you go somewhere. I don't
know a week. I don't mean only one to wear. If I need
a Motorhead all day, all the time, I could do I could do
a week of Motorhead. I could do a week of Foo Fighters. I
could do a week of a C d C. Yeah, I have two
a CDC shirts? You got two? Is that the other when you got
double concerts? That the only one you got? A double down? Over
No, I have like a couple of Taylor swifts. How many Selena shirts?
I have? Like three Selena shirts? Who has more Selena shirts?
You are Chile? I think we're probably tied. He's got three. I
think he at least has two. Hey man, how many Selena shirts you
got over there? I have four? You have four? I have a
hoodie. I have a hoodie. He has more cheat and Strong shirts than
anybody on the planet. I know that. Hey, Chilia. There you
are. Hey, how many Selena shirts do you have? I think I
have four of them too, four Selena shirts. Oh, we were tied
tied the question on the X today, which we've had a really good turnout
and people are talking about it. That's cool. I like the pull questions
where we get a ton of people interacting with us, but then they're also
commenting and talking about the shirts that they have. About how many band musician
T shirts? You currently own? Forty percent of our audience less than five,
twenty percent of our audience has none, eighteen percent of our audience has
six to ten. Another twenty percent have over ten. This is what you
said something earlier today and I looked it up and it is true. How
is how is Olivia Rodrigo selling more T shirts than Taylor Swift? That seems
impossible to me, but they say, according the most popular music artist T
shirt in America right now is Olivia Rodrigo, who is huge. But nobody's
Taylor huge, nobody's Beyonce huge. She's got unless she just has merch.
I don't know, Well, does she have like a merch deal? Because
I think you can get Olivia Rodrigo shirts like in Target and stuff like that.
I love her, so I love her, I love I love this
song. I love that I discovered her and and you passed this one along.
This is a little driver's license. I like all this stuff. I
do, I really do. I think she's great. Metal fans have the
most shirts. Metal fans have an average of ten overall. If you have
concert shirts, the average of six. Our average is less than five,
less than five. What band do you have the most of? Alex a
music A music radio station poll question. The average is less than the national
average. Interesting on our pole question. So maybe we got to ask the
sausage guys to run this one? Please? I have okay, person,
who ever got you? I'd wear an Olivia Rodrigo shirt. I almost bought
one last week. But where where on our website? Oh? He directly
to the store. Are you a fan? I love? I think that's
it. I think you found your answer. I think dudes like her to
Are you messing with me? Because I said I love her? This isn't
even her best song? No, this is what got her in this one?
Get him back? That one is the best one. Oh, I
love her. We have to I could just can we just listen to Harald.
I don't think Wizard would approve of that. But let me see what
do we not have that one? See data back is the best one.
Nobody wants to hear your deep cuts. That is not right now. This
is the B side on her just the first one. This is okay,
you know what, You're being a vampire right now? Good? Good one.
D heads Now, I didn't know that Alex and I bolt. I
didn't know that we were fans. What are you giving away? Asking Alexandria,
asking Alexandria House of Blues the band that is in our format? Yeah,
all right, I'll take Caller number ten. Uh, you gotta be
down. I think they're playing on Saturday at the House of Blues seven one
three Houston, Houston's alternative and tell them at The rod Ryan Morning Show nine
The Buzz ninety four The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Good
morning, Good morning everybody. All right, let's go to the phones here.
Hello, Hey, what's going on? Man? What's up? Was
this? That's nothing? Simply dustin your Caller number ten album? What are
you doing this guy? You know what? I'm gonna give this guy a
parent to get to see asking Alexandria at the House of Blues. Congratulations,
all right, I appreciate it. Appreciate it, y' all. Appreciate you,
dude, man, thank you so much for I have an awesome day.
You have a great time at that show, said yep, y'all do
the thame. Thanks, thank you, Dustin. What a nice guy.
Jesse Handily, normally I'm happy for people. I don't know why I get
so jealous about this. He saw Nirvana here in Houston. Well, because
that's not something that's on the table anymore. But I guess everyone up,
do you do? And there's just something about this that it's just absolute jealousy
that he said, Rod, I saw Nirvana at the Vatican in nineteen ninety
one, a little place on Washington. I don't know how many of you
guys remember the Vatican. I was in there long after it was a club,
a high end stereo place. Bought it and then we did something with
our friends Lost Element there. We did like a little mini show there or
something. He saw Nirvana. I did a quick search of the Vatican.
He saw him in ninety one. STP played there in ninety two. Helmet
White Zombie, Mister Bungle iced Tea with body Count, butthole Surfers, Pantas,
Nirvana, Jesus. That place was amazing for about for about two years,
the Vatican was getting in all these bands. I heard a rumor I
didn't see it on here. I heard a rumor Guns and Roses played there
too, But it's confirmed. Nirvana played at a tiny little club on Washington.
I think it's on Washington online. Kid's Alix online ninety four five the
muzz and he said, he goes, I had no idea what I was
seeing before. This was before yeah, you know ninety one. He's like,
He's like, I didn't know what I was seeing. I just went
to go see this punk band. Wow, that's awesome. Jealous what you
got. I had a little game for you to kill some time today at
work. I was kind of scrolling through trying to find what I was gonna
use for AOL today and this game came back. Line writer, remember that
you had to draw lines. Little sled guy goes down. It you basically
a build where he can go down. That's an old school Yeah. This
was like one of the OG like flash games. Yes, and yeah,
it's pretty pretty addicting. So it has to check this outright, what your
little sled get right there? I drill these lines. But watch this guy.
He's going down. He's going down, He's sliding, he's sliding,
he's carving slide. Look at him with that guy is having the best time
ever. Well I finished, Yeah, but yeah, he really caught on
some of the Customeric, So go check it out and draw some lines.
Watch your dude's surf on these lines. You gotta love it. Line Rider
wasn't his rod Ryan Show page the bus dot com The Right Ryan Show celebrating
twenty years on ninety four or five, The Buzz ninety four or five,
The Buzz, Good morning rod Ryan's show. That's Finger eleven. They're on
that sold out Creed tour. What did we say? It was the other
band? I think Tonic is doing some of the shows and then Finger eleven
they're splitting. But Three Doors Down is on all the shows. So yeah,
listen, I know you love Tonic. I love him too too,
But Finger eleven Tonic shirt. Yeah, that's the thing about it I have
It's it's two clicks away. It just hit me, what this should be
done off there? No, this should be done off share with the class.
I think you bought something on my credit card. What you're like,
how? And I finally figured it out. You must have purchased something through
Instagram. Like you saw something on Instagram like an ad and somehow it drew
into there and you maybe were signed up to the rob Ryan Show account.
I don't know, but I just bought something and I didn't realize that it
was going through Instagram and then I saw your dumb address in there. Okay,
but I want to know what it was. Well, yeah, because
she wants to do it more exactly did I do it that? I'm going
to have to dig around, But I'm saying have bought something on Instagram,
and I'm saying that I paid for it. Maybe it was my still tip
and shirt more than once because I bought full disclosure. I've probably boughten two
things from Instagram. And you're probably thinking like that. You're probably clicking,
clicking, clicking really quick. Yeah, I just use my Apple pay like
whatever car and it's connected to you. That's what I used. But it
was through Instagram and you may have been signed into the rod Ryan Show account
and I own that account. No, I don't think so, no,
No, When I shot when I when I shot, it's like it's not
coming up on Rod Ryan show. I don't ever the bloging through RS is
to post a picture and then I immediately get back like I'm not cruising on
ur RS. I just bought something and it's a weird impulse buy for me,
but I went and I had forgotten about it. I'd forgotten about it
because I was like trying to track what is this weird what is this weird
charge? And then when I bought something just recently, like a dumb shirt
like I don't need, uh huh, your address came up nice and there
was this is scary and there was other information your phone number. I believe.
Well, we all share, I mean we trust each other to share
that account. Yeah, go to the live account's tab, select the account
you'd like to view history from. So I don't remember what it was and
I don't care, but I don't care of it, but I noticed it
while I do care. Moving forward, well, orders and payments, here
we go. Yeah, I'm getting a shark tank put in my house,
thanks Rod. I bought it on Instagram with great whites. I got a
cool email here. Okay, tell me Annie the reason why I'm taking so
much time with this, because she said, I'm finally sitting down to email
you because I never seem to find the time. By now, a bunch
of topics have already built up on the show, and I've always wanted to
respond. So I'm finally going to do this, and I like the fact
that she's finally emailing in and taking the time. She said, first,
I wanted to say I have one concert T shirt after wearing them, and
this is a big story with a lot of people. We've been talking a
lot of concert T shirts and band T shirts today on the show. That's
our poll question, she said, after wearing them all through high school,
I purged my clock and I dressed for my career as a teacher. But
I just bought my first concert T shirt in a very long time this past
October. Went to the Depeche Mode concert. Caused me to fall off the
wagon, and now I'm back into the band T shirt game. Yeah.
I can't tell you how many people said that is not a part of their
life anymore. It's weird that that because I get it, you know,
you don't do drugs or something. Who gives up band T shirts? People
people that listen to this show. Yeah, I also want to thank you
for being a big part of my birthday this year. Driving to work last
week, you mentioned the food Fighters are playing jazz Fest on May third.
Well, guess what May Thurd's my birthday. Food Fighters one of my favorite
bands. I had a why not moment purchase tickets the moment I got it
to work. Now I'll be celebrating my birthday eating crawfish beignets and watching what
I know will be an amazing show, and of course buying a T shirt.
She's not done, she's just catching up. She's catching up. She's
never emailed before, so I got to take the time. I'm here.
That's good. I'm glad. I think we sell a lot of jazz Fest
shirts, or we sell a lot of JazzFest tickets on this show. I've
never been comped once, not even once. Damn No, we can't get
comped. What are the no hope for us? I go there as a
citizen. Lastly, there was this discussion on the show regarding cursing and being
able to turn it on and off when you guys are on the radio.
As a teacher, I have to do the exact same thing at home with
friends. I'm a sailor, but it's amazing how my filter naturally turns on
when I'm with my students. Twenty years in the classroom. Alex, and
she has yet to slip up even once was who was the last one to
swear on the radio? On the show? Of course it was I don't
even remember. I remember mine. I've had one, and it was Chilly.
I hate talking about it, I hate discussing it, but go ahead.
Chilli gets a word like right away and read my lips and I said,
oh, s okay, I remember that, like I said, one
of the two and I remember, and I go, oh, I I
immediately I said, oh, I cussed, you gotta you gotta drop you
gotta drop it. And I was he shocked the world and I was in
real time shocks. Alex is the last one that swore, or did I?
Alex? I remember you being you feel like it was here in the
latest one in this studio was Alex. And that's and I don't have the
context for it. I do remember, like there was one with Dinah and
I said, I don't fin know and she was she was baiting me and
she got me and I don't know, and I was I'm sorry. I'm
sorry, dun dump. It's a it's a it's a weird thing for me
to talk about out loud because it's were manifesting it or something she has never
I wonder, this is a this is a great question. I know we
have a ton of teachers. They're all in class now. I'll bring this
up early on a show, whether we have time tomorrow or this week.
Teachers, have you slipped up? There's no dump button in front of live
students. When we swear we can hit the dump button. You're in front
of twenty five kids in the room. I don't remember any of my teachers
ever swearing, but we swear in our regular lives. She's saying that she
does too. Back to Annie's email, it just naturally turns. It turns
off when I'm with my students. Twenty years in the classroom, and I'm
still yet to let one slip. Maybe the day, she said, maybe
the day I retire, I'll go out cursing in a blaze of glory.
She says, thanks for everything that you and the team do for our community
and for keeping me company on my drive to work in the morning. Have
a great day. Annie, We're gonna have to ask that question early.
Teachers listen on their way in, we would have to homeroom's tough. We
would have to cover that early. It'd be funny to hear from teachers.
You can't take that back. It's out there for the world. There's no
dump button in front of kids. Absolutely, what do you do? Tell
me you didn't say that six year old. So I had a collage who
was probably honestly, probably one of the best human beings I ever met.
Never cussed, always taught us about like getting to places early, like really
just a model citizen of a man. Okay, and right, that's right,
That's what I was thinking about. And and he never ever cussed.
If you hurt us, I mean we were. I mean he had us
in line. You're late, you run laps, you get to see you
run up. I mean he just had us in line and we were about
to play this team, and I think he thought we were gonna lose,
and I think to fire us up. He gets in circle and he gets
real quiet, and he goes, hey, when we go out there,
he goes, let's kick their ass. Us. Hearing him say the word
ass we were like, oh my god, we're gonna win. Save that.
He went, We went out there and we destroyed that team. I
mean, he him saying ass got us so fired up because he never ever.
That was the one time. And you're right, he saved it.
He knew exactly what he was doing. Yeah. There was a guy on
his way out of New Orleans. He was a sports guy. God,
I can't remember his name. I was tight with him. He came in
on his last day in New Orleans. He came on the morning show and
I said, okay, dude, you're done right, you're done to Tight's
your last show? Simply do it? Like, at what point during your
sports broadcast are you going to tell everybody to f you? Like, at
what point? How are you going to say fu on the on the TV?
What do you already got the job lined up? He was going to
Dallas or something and uh, and I said, uh, he goes,
all right, he goes, I'll do it. I'm thinking that he's just
trying to get people to watch his last broadcast. So he was on the
five o'clock and you know, we told I said, what time is your
sports? He said, like at five twenty? He was going to be
on, and I know a ton of people tuned in, so as he's
saying, this is my last sports cast, I want to thank you guys.
And it has been nothing shy of capital FU and here in New Orleans,
and I'm like, oh, all right, all right, I'm like
he did it. He did and I didn't even think of an out or
an option, but he found that and he said, Okay, I promise
you I will I will give a FU to the city. I'm leaving.
And I'm like, wow, that was very clever of him. All Right,
I'm going to enjoy teacher stories swearing in front of kids. I have
a kid in school. I would find it funny if if the teacher slipped
up like it's funny, you'll never forget it. As a kid, you'd
be like, hey, remember when Miss Rita said this. You guys don't
remember the teacher's lounge and teachers smoking and stuff. You a teacher's lounge smoking?
Now, yeah, teachers would smoke. What is the teacher's lounge?
What are they doing? In the Marriora teachers were these mythical creatures. I
remember running into like a teacher at the grocery store, when I was a
Kidding'm like, you shop here, you even groceries. What I just assumed
you went to seem at school bat Cave. You know that you went out
in and out of for school. Yeah, you don't live to teach me.
Yes, seeing a teacher sure in the wild was crazy when you were
a kid. Man. We gotta take a break. What are you giving
away? I left a pair of the thirty seconds to Mars tickets. This
is with Afi Woodland's Pavilion. Tickets are on some out ticketmaster dot com.
But if you know the show, you'll get a pair from us. Okay,
we'll take a short break and we'll come back and then we'll have a
question for you to win the tickets before we get out. Houston and The
Rod Ryan Morning Show six The Buzz, ninety four and five The Buzz.
Welcome back Rod Ryan's Show. All right, I gotta read one more.
Okay, please, I have to read another email. Please. It's a
teacher, no names, Okay. Now she's in class, she's listening on
it. She has an earbudd in. I love that best kind of teaching.
I feel like I gotta read it like this, Rod, I'm listening
to you with an earbud in my ear right. Now, don't say my
name on the air, all right, I'm just gonna read it. Why
don't say my name? Lol. I've only been in the classroom for thirteen
years. I've talked first, fourth, fifth, and now second. The
only time I've ever cussed was one year teaching fifth grade. I had this
whiny ass kid, and I told him to cut the crap, dry up,
do your work. Cut the crap. Cut the crap, you little
jerk. Mom My mom, did you a little jerk? She said,
cut the crap, dry up, do your work. He looked at me
so shocked. Never gave me another issue again. As a matter of fact,
none of them did nice set lay down the hammer sometime. God,
my mom does that all the time. I don't know. I don't know
how the power of the Lord comes over me these days. But it's much
easier to censor my mouth around seventy eight year olds than it is the older
ones. Have a kick ass Tuesday, Oh we will now, so thank
you, so funny. All right, I'm going to enjoy that discussion tomorrow.
So hope we're talking about swearing teachers and wiener holes. Wake up we're
talking about wiier holes and swearing teachers. Crap, cut the crack and wake
up. What the crap, It's time for nother show. What are you
giving away? Oh? I got the thirty seconds of oursickets? All right,
what's your question? The question is what do couples do that makes them
live longer? The couples that you want helps them live longer, they have
to do it together. The rules. I like that discussion today. That
was a good one. That's funny. All right, uh seven, one,
three, two five. If you know the show, it's ninety four
five the buzz. There you go, ninety four or five the buzz one
more time, Blink one eighty two Rod Ryan's Show, Tap Tuesday number one,
Link today number one. All right. We got some scattered thunderstorms throughout
the day. Tonight rain, late tonight, overnight rain tomorrow morning. We'll
be talking about rain while we're on. I just heard the only person that
matters with the golf tournament is Roger who puts this thing on, who does
all the work, and he's the you know, the head of Texas Adaptive
Aquatics. Everyone else that was on this chain of emails, they also we're
good to go. We're good to go. Might excuse me, are you
doing any of this setting up or anything. I finally heard from Roger.
We are good. We are good to go for tomorrow. So thank you,
Roger. That's what I was waiting for. Wizard Logan. They're like,
yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go. Yeah. But
the guy's sitting in here while it's raining in the morning. They're telling me
that we're going tomorrow. All right, we gotta we gotta do this.
He's now time for you know this show on ninety four five The buzz La
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la la la la la la la la la la la La. Here we
go, Good morning, rot Ryan Show. Hellok, Errett, I can
hear you great? What's your name? Gay Hi Gauge, Welcome to the
show. This is no the show. Last thing we're going to do before
we get on on a here today, Tessa, this is Gauge. Hey,
Gage, can you tell me what couples do that makes them live longer
together? This lam couples of the drinks together, stay together. I mean
this. This study suggests that it says they actually live longer yeah, it's
it's better when it's better than when neither one of you drink, or only
one of you drinks. When you both drink together, you're going to live
longer. Apparently, listen, it's not mine, it's just that's I'm just
passing along the science. What do you given, Gauge Gay, did you
get the thirty seconds to Mars and AFI tickets? Because you know the shame
way to go, Broo. I appreciate it. Thank you. Guys.
How many concert t shirts or band musician t shirts so you think you own
currently? I think one? An ad feel it strong? I know,
I think it's weird, weird that you only have one. Wow, by
have thirty seconds to my shirt at the show? All right? Yet there?
All right, Gage, thank you for listening. Have an awesome day.
We gotta go, We gotta go. Sexy James one this morning,
right he did? He beat Brian? Oh? We thought Brian was going
to maybe do some damage. He was a fresh fish this morning, but
Sexy James got it done in three questions. He's going to go for win
number three tomorrow because he says he's going to be on all week with us.
Hit the post. There was Scuba Steve, there was Dustin Danger,
Mike Cryphone, and then Josh Gold which we didn't even change his name.
I thought they were all great. I thought they were all really really good.
Today podcast right now, if you want to listen, really, I'll
tell you what is it? Just me laughing like an idiot. I love
it. Alex being strictest, Hell and Rod just so happy the whole time.
Alex really rolls up the sleeves. Is so tell me to be a
judge if you don't want me to take it seriously. But there's other times
that I call upon you to judge things. There's something about or there's something
about hit the post that you turn into a monster. You're serious, all
right? Shout out to sausage companies. Okay, Eclipse pictures and stories,
thank you, lots of stuff. Still lots of Eclipse leftovers for you on
links and guests today. Let's see wild Card Wednesday. Tomorrow. A game
we could play a game tomorrow. Sure, it's the golf tournament. Maybe,
I mean, this is just my suggestion. My name's on the show.
That's it. Maybe Closest to the Pin would be a fun game to
play. Yeah, that on the golf tournament day. I could work something
up for you guys. Let's see past the gravy. What are you doing?
One? We recorded it yesterday. I'm in the post it sometime this
afternoon. Test is on Houston Life at one o'clock. Don't miss it.
We were on the stream yesterday, but we're back on regular scheduled programming television.
Jeremy has picked your tickets with him at one o'clock, Away said,
closer to one twenty, he just told me Dashboard, glass, animals and
cake. Teresa's got struts tickets at four twenty and again at ten thirty.
Carolye's gonna kill a man just to watch them die. Awesome. It's wild
that she gets away with that. It's like the third time I think she's
told me that that's what's gonna happen on her show. Why Johnny Cash review,
I am his shirt too. All right, that's it, we gotta
go. We're on a twenty hour break, am af Well, wasn't that
fun? If you missed any of the show to day, all the good
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