This is a down beat on ninety seven one free. The amount of scheming
what's going on in the break is not comforting. As we get ready for
food Court, I do want to give a birthday shout out to Java John
the man is turning another age. I also want to give a shout out,
a double shout out here. Don't do this often, but a shout
out to Seth from Kansas City Chiefs fan Joe over at Maverick Windows. Went
and talked to Joe, good dude over there at Maverick Windows. Yesterday somebody
sets a big listener and wanted me to give Seth a shout out. And
now the deed is done. If you have another shout outs you want to
give you somebody else his email Kevin, seriously, Kevin Turner at iHeartMedia dot
com. Light it up. Third party shout outs, We have to do
that here and there available. They are available right here because we're the home
of the Dallas Mavericks, in the home of you. We're all one,
good people, just doing doing good for a good metroplace. Mike, I'm
ready. It's time. Food Court, food cart, the food cart,
Plasagna Tacos food cart, the food cart, Hamburgers and breakfast food card,
the food cord, lettuce and geese, the food cart, food cord,
other things that you like to eat, food cart, food court. What
an open food cart? Is it over? I don't know, I don't
know. Oh Mike, It's brought to you by Almo Draft House Cinema Today
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Let's freaking Chill coming up for real? So yeah, I think they're announcing
it either today or tomorrow. Stand by you for that. Who doesn't like
talking about food? I love food? Raise your hand. If you do
like talking about food, like more than talking about food, but eating it,
you might be in luck danger. But as you well know, there
are many aspects in the food court, and you don't start with the main
course. You start with some other stuff. And that's before you get to
fast food, which would be featured at the end of this an exciting,
fast paced quiz food related Danny Bates buckle up and Kevin Turner will be competing
in but we have to start with a section that we don't even like to
start with eighty six. And it's because I yesterday, after all the damn
kangaroo talk that we had, I didn't have much of a plan for Valentine's
Day with Christina. She's super cool, doesn't care that much about it,
and is like, I know you got to wake up early. If we
don't do anything, fine by me. But I'm still like, eh,
we gotta go eat dinner. And I was going to take her to that
East La and Co. It's called and it's an Australian themed restaurant. The
only place I believe in the Metroplex that serves kangaroo. You can have kangaroo
Skewers got on their website they closed on Sunday. Ah, well, woa
like for good? They closed their doors on sun Oh, no, four
days ago, was there right? News? Oh? We just now finding
out. I know we talked about it just yesterday. Boy they didn't last
long, they said, yeah, they didn't really last that long. Bishop
Art's Australian restaurant Istla and Co. Is closing. Quote we have been unable
to make the economics of this location work, its ownership said, And it
opened in just in twenty twenty two, closed feb eleven, twenty twenty four.
No dice and no kangaroo for me. No, and no kangaroo for
you, guys, because I am sure would have brought kangaroo in for you
to sample. This proves that the Metroplex was not ready for kangaroo. Maybe
we tried to get in twenty twenty eight. Yeah, there's a bold move
to even try it. Yeah, but they're going for the world of alternative
meats like vegan barbecue and things like that. And you know what, they
did have a delicious burger at Isla and just their regular cow burger. Yeah,
caleburger, traditional cow burger. But uh, no deal on that.
So we want somewhere else and I can't tell you where just yet. That
may play a part in Fast Food, an exciting, fast paced food related
game that Danny Baylis and Kevin Turner are going to partake in just moments from
now. But right now, sign for the main course. And I got
a lot of stuff in this bag sitting at my feet that I'm going to
now distribute to you guys, because somebody me went on a mission yesterday.
Somebody went shopping to essentially acquire every food that was advertised in the Super Bowl
on Sunday. Okay, every new food. Now that one's Mikey because my
name is on the bag, and you'll notice Danny, thank you. Oh
god. There's a photograph or excuse me, a picture drawn on it.
You can describe that if you like. Oh, alright, I appear to
be wearing some hat with a G on it. I'm wearing I'm a stick
man with an egghead that's smiling out the side of my mouth, and my
ball cap says n FL. We do have an NFL hat. Okay,
I'm a queen. Oh it's oh no, oh, no, oh no.
Where did you go seven eleven? I'll get to that one a lot
of places. Okay. You weren't able to acquire all this crap at one
spot. Okay, you'd think if you advertise on the Super Bowl, right,
people are gonna get fired up. And I have some stats and stuff
that asks answer the question, does advertising in the Super Bowl? Close your
f and bag? What? Okay? Things organized? So this moves quickly.
Order of the food. So here's a list of every single food and
beverage that was was advertiser in this. He just said in the food court,
you need a gabble made out of out of ham. Now, yeah,
now that you're what you're holding, you're having in front of you is
not every single thing, because some of them we've had before. I got
rid of the alcohol to Bud, Bud Light, Ultra and Cores Light,
all advertisement and super Bowl. We're not gonna knock down beers. Duncan.
I did not go and get us Dunkin Donuts. You've had it, but
I thought about it. Helman's mayonnaise. I'm not doing that to you guys.
I'm not doing to myself. I don't care if you had or not.
Helman's is right out. Popeyes Wings. I can't get wings at four
point thirty in the morning. Popeyes isn't open, no dice. Pringle's Regular.
I assume you guys have each had a Pringle right regular? All cool?
OREO have you ever had this cookie? Okay? I didn't need to
bring that in. Gummy nerds is relatively new to a lot of people,
but I know we've all eaten gummy nerds or gummy clusters. Yeah, gummy
clusters or whatever. The yeah, gummy gummy clusters. We had like a
thirty pound bag of those bastards up here for six months. Nerd clusters,
Yeah, we did. Yeah, and you know what, not bad.
They're great. No, they're awesome. And the other one terrible for your
teeth. Right on the fence was drumstick, which I assume you've had a
drumstick doctor umstick. Yeah, doctor umstick. Love them. I didn't want
to bring an ice cream thing and deal with all that they melt. Yeah.
So what you have in front of you are assorted items that were advertised,
most of them new. They just popped off during the Super Bowl.
You have two different flavors of Dorito's Dina mitas. Can we open the bag
now? Now you can open the bag. You're welcome, okay, and
pull out the mini bags because there's two different flavors of Mita. You have
tangy fiery lime yeah, which you rode on the ziploc bag, and you
have smoky chili qeso oh wow. Also in this bag contains the brand new
Reese's Caramel Big Cup. Well yeah, and it's like a Reese's cup with
just some caramel mixed in there. As you might guess. You have Eminem's
peanut butter, not peanut M and M's, which has been popular forever.
There's actually have peanut butter in the deal in the commercial, Amrino in the
commercial, my mouth is watering right now. Good for you. You're gonna
get to eat it all. You have a single Lint milk chocolate and I've
had these chocolate balls before, kind of high end chocolate. I see.
Yeah, Actually that's a dark chocolate you have because I bought the bag and
I hate milk chocolate, but I like dark chocolate. So I'm like,
if he's gonna be left over at my house, I'm gonna do it.
You also have three beverages. You have Mountain Dew, Baja Blast okay right
in front of you, which I don't know it's new. It's not new.
I know JJ likes about Baja Blast, but I think it's only not
only, but a Taco Bell staple you'll get. You also have a bottle
of Starry Lemon Lime. Now, from what I understand, this used to
be something else and it's been rebranded Storry. Yeah, is this what used
to be Sierra Missed. I think that's correct. All right. Well,
I didn't know that. No, no, I just learned that yesterday and
didn't think it was even relevant. I just loved that it has one hundred
and ten percent of your daily sugar intake in one bottle. We'll get into
some of that. And the last thing you have in front of you is
Poppy soda now we're talking now, endorsed by David Ortiz. It's the only
flavor they had is ginger lime. I'm all in now again. Like I
said, getting this crap, you'd think it'd be easy. It was so
hard to find these Reese's caramel big cups. I went the two tom thumbs,
I went to a CVS, no dice, more of a gas station
fl I finally got it at seven eleven, right on my house. Yeah,
I should have started there, But the rest of it not too bad.
Although those poppies are hard to find too. I'd to go on their
website and if I have a store locator for Poppy soda, And that's the
one that I'm actually like a a little curious about because I don't know if
they advertise the kind of alternative soda. And man, I'm interested. Are
these you said these are Dorito's French fries. What are these things called?
Yeah, that's the new Dina meta from Derita. Okay, yeah, and
you can jump in. They're not really in order. We're not going to
slowly eat and sample all these things. I don't really care. I don't
also love eating on the air, which I realized that goes against exactly what
we're doing right now. But have at it if you want. What is
that tangy, fiery lime get watch this? I think how you feeling.
I think there are people curious about what a Dina meta is. It's a
Dorito stick that's delicious and wait for it, a little spicy. Okay,
there's the tang first, lemon versus the lime first. It's a delicious stick
with a latent kick and here comes the heat, the heat on your tongue.
There. This is basically like, what's that little sand that they have
that? Uh oh god? They may be kind of whoa line the rim
market. He put that water down and grab and baja blast. Give me
that water bottle. Idiot, idiot, give me that water bottle. I
just inhaled chili powder. You know, Danny hates Mountain de He tends to
be a healthy. Dude, I'm gonna take a look at this smoky chili
caeso. That one I didn't mind. All right, it's my first ever
sip of poppy the hot news beverage. Baba blast is satanic. Okay,
that is horrible. Okay, says be Gut healthy on the on the can
Mike. While we talk about some of these products, as you enjoyed them,
you said, baja blast. Uh. The point is, every single
food they offered is garbage, and I could not believe there's crappy. These
foods are just getting shoved down our throats at the biggest television event of all
time. It is. It's incredible. Everything scored poorly in all these food
scores, these databases, they say everything that they judge things on nutrition,
ingredients, processing concerns. They call almost everything ultra processed an industrial produce,
produce, packaged products made with ingredients unavailable in home kitchens. Like almost everything
you're consuming you can't even find in a real kitchen. Okay, tangy,
fiery lime, these are good. I just in chili p powder, smoky
caeso. Put that in the dumpster immediately. It is trash. Yeah,
Baja blast, My mountain dude. That is basically just urine soaked and sugar.
No redeemable quality. Oh I love Baha Blast, all right, the
peanut butter Baha Blast. I'm gonna say it because I know how it tastes.
I just open up the poppy that's strong ginger. I guess ginger lime
is the only flavor of popy I could get. I know they have strawberry.
If you're enjoying the Baja Blast, that contains a mystery chemical mixture known
as flavor. Swear to that's in the ingredients flavor because let's sen natural.
Artificial flavors are chemically manipulated concoctions design and makes foods more palatable to the consumer.
But companies aren't required to specify which of thousands of flavors the food product
contains. The FDA approves seven hundred of these, but there are thousands that
don't have the FDA reviews. But they don't know which ones are mixed together
to create flavor. These are unbelievable, so bad the I mean the numbers
on this. Sixty two carbs in a Baja Blast absolutely is the bottle one
serving size? Yes, okay, one quarter of what your you know,
traditional daily value would be on the nutrition sheet, sixty two grams of sugar
includes sixty two grams of added sugars, taking to one hundred and twenty four
percent of your daily value of sugar in one bottle. That will drink like
four of those a day, or a giant one three times the size of
that ball, and not even think about it, and you wonder why what?
Oh here he's holding up what appears to be the peanut butter and peanut
butter E M and m's. I'm sorry, peanut butter in a candy only
belongs in reeses. Oh go, I'm telling you, dude, this is
not good. Hell, the crunchy shell is too thin, and there's not
enough chocolate represented in these. It's just like bad peanut butter and in a
very very thin candy shell. Not a fan. You know what. I
will never get these. First bite last night, because I had put these
into these little cute baggies that are all labeled with your names and a picture.
Then that's going the extra mile. First bite, I was like,
ooh, that's not very good. Right. Then I had a few more
once the gummy kicked in. Are all right? Now? This is one
I'm really interested in because peanut Rees's peanut butter cups. I like the dark
chocolate Reese's Peanut butter cups a little thin ones yep for being absolutely terrible for
you, which fine, everything is. I think universally people kind of love
Reese's peanut butter. I think it's kind of like branded cooler candy bar out
there, right. I think that the Q rating is high. Butter's a
big weakness for me, but I don't like him in those m and ms
though. Okay, now, this sucker, this peanut butter cup is thick,
bless you. Yeah, of course, God don't uge. And it's
got caramel inside. So let's get in here the dingu. We are sampling
every single food that was advertised during the Super Bowl. I mean, I'd
be shocked if it's anything other than great. But I don't know. Caramel
could be a polarizing additude. Okay, hang on, oh oh, Typically
caramel is very very chewy and kind of stringy, you know, like it's
almost like you have to you can eat a Twix and everything else will be
melted in your mouth and you're still working that caramel out. This caramel is
really soft and it kind of melts together. But this is good. Really
yeah, we got a thumb up. Hell yeah, yeah, I'm surprised
because peanut butter cups don't need to be effed with. Yeah, nice and
clean is good. Okay, have another bite, have your first body of
the peanut butter cup. All you do, I'll tell you it does contain
yellow number five and the propellant nitrous oxide better known as laughing gas. I
want abuse that can harm the nervous system. But the bite caramel is not
chewy at all. Really yeah, it's soft, it's really soft, and
it just melts together. This is okay. Number one? Yeah, yeah,
number one so far? Whoa that good? WHOA right? Yeah,
caramel cup. Let's move over to storry. I might do some bicep crabs
and how big these are too? I haven't had anything yet. I don't
want any of the The Baja blast is actually really good. It sucks,
all right, I'm trying the baja. But I have a weak spot for
soda too, and I kind of like mountain dew, but I always have
a diet. This is regular. This is gonna be the something regularly going
to hit You're too hard okay, Oh no, Baa Blast is garbage.
It's so much sugar. Storry is a little bit better. It's it's crisper,
it feels lighter, still a ton of sugar, a little bit less
than the Baja blast. And you can feel the just the the the refined
sugar residue just all over your tongue and in your mouth after you take a
sip. Is this exactly like sprite or seven up? Ye? Would you
be able to tell? No? I would not. Now I might be
able to tell as a soda connoisseur back in the day. But as far
as the poppy, the poppy soda, now this only has twenty calories.
It doesn't appear that there's much sugar in this, if any at all.
More of like a flavored ginger lime uh soda. Let's get this bad boy,
see I could he might be a candidate to like poppy soda. So
it's pungent. It's a bad flavor. She drive. I was trying to
find something else for you, guys, but I like this is the only
had I had a poppy once that was kind of like coke vintage cola flavored
and it was very good. This is like one of those low calorie seltzers
that they've been pushing for a while. Now. Ginger is a little overpowering.
It's kind of all you taste lightly sweetened. You can taste the artificial
sweetener in it, like that asper tame or whatever they're using in there to
give it a little sweetness, because it's only twenty calories and that chemically made
sweetness flavor is just not appealing. You don't like it, but you also
have a great metabolism. Okay, I just don't like sugar. It's unless
it's this, Unless it's this damn Reese's cup. I'd come to butt head.
You eat the whole thing that that that poppy we're gonna do. We're
gonna carry over food court, right, Oh, I guess I was ready
to evolve the topic. You guys have to have something in your mouth because
it's time for fast food. You yell out, I answers first one wins,
no prize on the table. Question food in the mouth? Food in
mouth? What is Victor Wiman yamasay? Is his favorite food? Is it
salad? Nissoirs? Is it ratituy? Is it chocolates? Who flea chocolate?
It's rattuy his mom's, although he's falling in love with breakfast tacos down
in San Antonio. True or false. Arby's original mascot was an animated cow
named Beefy Wrong. That is false. Their only official mascot ever, with
the wise cracking oven Mit. They had a long time ago is Hamburg Remember
Hamburger? Helper had one too. I love oven mint mascots. The Arby's
mascot was named oven Mint. Oh God, I love oven mint mascots.
Considered to be the most more food, more food, Kevin all Right.
Considered to be the most expensive restaurant in the world. Alchemist is located where
Copenhagen Paris, Macau parrots. The answer is Copenhagen, Denmark. Tasting menu
about twenty two hundred dollars per person as a table for fifteen guests that is
physically pulled through different rooms. Five rooms showcasing astronomy, art design, and
has over fifty courses more food. Everyone got food. D I've got a
massive well a drink. Now you have to have drink in your mouth.
Christina and I went to a lovely dinner last night. She proclaimed that what
we were eating would be her choice. She knew it was her last meal
on Earth. What were we eating? Sushi, pizza or dumplings? Pizza?
I don't hear foods pizza. The answer was dumplings. We were in
Royal China and she could not that's the best, she said. This might
be the last thing I ever eat on planet Earth, World China. Dumplings
are incredible. True or false. It is legal to eat horse meat in
France. True. True, That is true. France is kind of like
Vegas, with many laws of luxury and exotic taste being catered to French chefs.
Chefs described the meat as very rich, closely resembling the taste of and
feel of regular beef. One more bite of food, Go ahead, drink,
drink. Now, what city is the location of the world's first what
a burger? Beaumont or Corpus christ corpse Christi? The answer is Corpus Christie
August fifth or August eighth, nineteen fifty and Corpus Christi now headquartered. I
believe in San Antonio or it was for a while. More questions. That
is all the questions we have, and that's all the time. We have
one last bite of food. I don't have a joke that can be eat
a peanut butter cup. I'm not in a big cup. I'm not eating
any of this craby crazy, so terrible my diet. Seriously, though,
the peanut butter cup, I mean, the undisputed champion in my opinion,
may ever maybe an ever. It's so good. Thank you for playing,
and thank you for choosing food Court right here on ninety seven one, fore
choosing Kevin T's with your mouthful. Oh no, we have listened to your
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reminded me we probably need to play the horse song and you'll never guess who's
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