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We will because we do always. Yesterday we gave aways sixty dollars to our
listeners. Who knows what we'll do today. Maybe we've got a couple pairs
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getting screwed so much. Sports at seven Is Phil Mickelson a liar? It's
MAVs trade deadline? Man. I want to test Mike and Danny on something.
And I also think Netflix has been listening to our show. I don't
know. Good luck. If you want to test us, yay, because
we're going to pass. I do want to test you. What do you
think makes it Australian Pink Floyd. I've been wondering all week and I know
it's something that I should have looked into. Are they just the greatest Pink
Floyd, which is probably awesome, And I know they're legit. You can
just google them and there they come up a lot, so maybe they're just
the closest thing. But I think they're just the premiere Pink Floyd tribute and
they happen to reign from Australia. Yeah, yeah, the world's number one
Pink Floyd show. I don't doubt it. I bet they're great, but
I don't know. I looked at I remember, I think it was around
the Dark Side of the Moon anniversary last year, the fifty year for that,
and I was, I don't know, went into Pink Floyd dive deep
dive mode and search and stuff, trying to find stuff from that era,
and I saw a couple of clips of them come up and they're really good
man, Yeah, yeah, they sound like Pink Floyd. Asfloyds dot com
for more info and here's where it reads. This act are so good.
They were even engaged by David Gilmour to perform at his fiftieth birthday celebration.
Really yeah, wow, that's definitely something very strange. He said his fiftieth
birthday. Uh huh. So they've been doing this for like twenty five years
because Gilmore's got to be in his seventies now right. They're playing huge places
too, I mean they're all over the place. That's the thing is,
not only do they sound like them, they incorporate all of the visual effects
that you, you know, would expect from Pink Floyd's Toyota Music Factory August
twenty third. If you take an edible and go see Australian Pink Floyd,
a chance for you to win tickets at nine o'clock today. Just got to
call in two and four eight one, seven, seven eight. I was
gonna just make the joke that, oh, there's you know, Koala's up
there. They're eating vegemite or some generic ass Australian you know, some six
AM level jokes, light level K level comedy. Hey man, But I
looked up a list of famous Australian dishes that you need to try. Uh
huh, do you have any like what comes to mind when I think Australian
food, go, I think lumin onion. I think that steak is probably
a big one down there. Kangaroo is second they have here. Now we've
talked about it here we have and I didn't order it. There's a place
in Bishop Arts, a little Australian restaurant. We hear that it's gamy.
They have a delicious burger. Christina didn't have the courage that day to go
at the kangaroo. But I thought about it a lot. I mean,
we may need to move away from from a lot from the red meat.
Is it considered red meat? Some? Well, it's funny. I'm sorry,
I'm the superlative police today, you know what. Just some I think
about this all the time all the time, Like finances, our job.
I think about those things a lot. But the kangaroo that's about a quarter
a mile from my house, at this one restaurant, I do think about
some once a week. He does not think about kangaroo burger once a week,
close to once a week. It's a fleeting thing, just like it
enters your mind and it just floats away. I don't linger on it.
You don't say, ponder look at the ceiling of my house, only because
just rubbing your goate it's probably good it's probably good, I wonder because just
yeah, sometimes I will do because I live right by Bushpart so I will
do the little drive down Bishop and just take a look and see what's changing.
I did yes today and just yesterday I glanced down toward that restaurant and
I actively thought about the kangaroo. The kangaroo there. I think it's kangaroo
bites too. It's not even a burger. I wonder if the kangaroo is
locally sourced Mike's roy Yeah, then I I d myself an inspector. I
don't know, are you showing your id? But number one on the list
of Australian foods you must try most iconic snacks is tim Tams. What's Tim
Tams? That's a great question. A social media platform that's not like an
Aussie only social media deals the football team Times product of Australian Biscuit Company,
are not the classic Tim Tams. A double layered chocolate malted biscuit, fried
with chocolate cream and coated. And you have more chocolate so kit cat,
oh, KitKat tim Tam oh Oh. There's also if you know what you're
doing, you can you can eat the Tim Tam slam. Oh, give
it to me. I'm not giving this whole thing to you. I don't
know. But do they have cucko barrel wings on there? No, they
don't cook the bear wings. They don't have the Aussie chocolate thunder from down
Under or the Alice Springs chicken Kevin. Well, they're behind then, because
if you market your place right is three? Really? Oh? I don't
want to like that. They don't have slow roasted platypus. No, the
eu is the most angry looking of the birds, perpetually pissed, just like
God. Yeah, why did I have to be built like this? Ants
look angry too? Malcolm asked me the other day, goes, why are
ants so mad? It seems like almost all of his questions are so brilliant.
You can't We went? He went, We went? We go to
White Rock all the times. It's down the street from the house, and
I'm sitting on the edge of the lake throwing sticks in the water, which
is probably his number one favorite pastime, throwing sticks in water, And he
got bit by a couple of those little ants. He goes, why are
aunts so mad? I don't know. How would you feel right? How
would you feel if somebody sat on your house, house, did you explain
to him on purpose? Little man complex? Yeah, there's that. Ants,
do you have a little man complex? Hard? They're so strong though,
the things that they can lift in relation to their bodies, and they're
just being told what to do by their bitch mom. Kevin, call you
the queen. We have to call you the ash a little bit bigger than
us, and everything everything we get, we go out there buster ass all
day. We just have to run it back and show it to you.
And this is just like a antenna. She's more just like a figurehead.
And doesn't Aunt Parliament really make all of the decisions right, not like Nolan.
And some of the ants are like do we even need a queen anymore?
How much funding? How much funding goes to this queen. There's like
aunt underlings begging for her abdication, yes, which their jealousy derives from her
jealousy of the queen bee, which has the power of flight in the Queen.
Ants like tans levitation homes. I never got to do that. I
can't do anything. You ever wonder though, just slightly larger, like do
you ever wonder? It's like we were made to be something right, whatever
it is we were created. What if we were just like a crappy animal
and that was our one shot. That's all we are is crappy animals.
No, I know, but like we got a lot more going for than
crickets do. Like, yeah, but they don't know any better. Like,
if you're a cricket, how do you know you make it? You
know through an average lifespan and you're doing cricket stuff, you're probably pretty content
with life, right, I don't know. I've never been in that position.
They think those things got those people are huge. Be you're ready to
be one of those? What an advantage they have. I don't think they
see us all that much humans too, in the cricket world, they're probably
just don't you don't just pare it down to crickets. It's a larger conversation,
clearly. Well, animals don't interact with humans, I think all that
often because we're just some mythic thing that we're just some of them talk about
and they may have seen one time. If you're a cricket, you're to
them, we're just these large ghostly figures that walk in and out of a
best Buy. That's kind of where they're all hanging out. Yeah, clothing
times they'd take it over. They just congregate. I don't know why.
It's a way or circuit city. There's a chance that something in their heads
thinks that we're just gods. Yeah, like mythic Greek gods hows you know,
And that guy must be the god of Texas Rangers. I'm outside of
Dick's Sporting Goods, the Texas Rangers. Look at all the stuff he's got
on. I had to bring this up to to day because we had your
buddy Brad Folsom, Thank you, Professor Brad Folsom, who has written three
books. But he wrote a new book that dropped this week, and it's
about animal fights, interspecies animal fighting back in the late eighteen hundreds, early
nineteen hundreds on the Texas border. Insane to think about, but stuff that
really happened, and he'd gone and done the research and wrote the book is
wild. But he was talking about and on the cover of the book is
a buffalo versus a bull And we sh didn't have time the way things were
going. I just didn't want to interject some personal thing real quick. But
so there's a guy that I loosely know. And this is just making me
think about how what animals think of us. Does a guy that loosely know
who lives up in the Dakota's one of them? And he maybe it's Montana
now he it's strange. I know it's it's a guy my dad knows.
But he has a bunch of uh buffalo like land and has buffalo And he
had one buffalo that was kind of his like pet like it was almost like
special treatment. Bigger took care of it, and one day it gored him
to the point that he like he broke his rectum like it was bad,
broke it. Yeah, it was bad and lacerated. Maybe I get Gordon,
but that the whole thing is that whole life. That buffalo huge probably
looked at him as my keeper, my the person I look up to,
the person I'm familiar with, like buffalo. Know that maybe you just gave
me a new excuse to not come in to work that no one will question.
I got by a buffalo broken rectum? Where's Danny? You just text
Zach Dude? Okay, god god broken. I know it's a weird story,
but that's is he Okay? Yeah, I no, he ended up
surviving. I don't know how he did it. It was having like in
the pin of the you know, and it threw him and it gord him
pretty good blessed. Do you think all domesticated animals or I wouldn't call a
buffalo or whatever domesticate animal, but as much as one could be, it
sounds like this guy treated him like a pet. Do you think they harbor
some sort of simmering resentment for their masters and they're just waiting for their golden
opportunity In the back of their head, they're like, yes, I'm hungry
today, I'm gonna eat. Yeah, fine, I'll sit. Yeah,
but if if given the chance. You know, it's funny you mentioned that.
Just yesterday randomly, I watched a single episode of Game of Thrones called
Battle of the Bastards the Bag That was after the end of second penultimate episode
of season five. I think those one those real dark, right, I
don't know they're all real dark? Well no, I mean like this is
when John's team John Snow went against Team Ramsey Bolton severely outnumbered. Yeah,
where John Snow. Oh it's awesome, it's so good. Like the coolest
part is the very beginning the night before the battle even happens. Yeah,
and and John Snow and Ramsey meet out on horses, you know, with
just a half dozen people, and sounces there and they just have a chat
and every word is just so perfect because it's a book, you know.
And John Snow basically says, I agree, all these men don't need to
die. We can settle this right now, like one on one, me
and you, we can fight right now, and we don't have to do
all any of this. And then Ramsey's perfect and he's like, look,
I don't know if i'd beat you in a fight, but I know my
armyal beachers, So essentially I decline. And then Johnstone's like, oh,
well, are your men gonna fight for you? Knowing that you wouldn't fight
for them. It was just everything's perfect and for them, Okay, not
brave Heart, come on mail, but anyway they fight. There's battle plans,
there's flanking, there's back up showing up. It's just beautiful art cinema.
But the very end is how they ultimately kill Ramsey. Bolton Sansa has
a little bit of saying that, yeah, well John's nose beating him silly
and it was about to beat his face into mush. And then he looks
over at Sansa, you know, and John's got crazy eye. He he
just fought for seven hours, and she's kind of looking and he's like,
oh, yeah, the same mind, this is yours. And they tie
him up and feed him to his own hungry dogs, bringing it back to
the discussion we're just having this, and he's like, there's no way my
dog, my hounds whatever hurt me. And she's like, well, you
just said you hadn't fed him for seven days and threatened to feed all of
us to them. And then the hounds come out, you know, and
they his kind of start sniff and he's literally covered in words were down,
no, no, down, down, And then all the show is like
the snatch of like his chin and the hound just tears his face off.
That's Kevin turned in. It was such a fitting end for his storyline,
man, because he was the worst, probably the most evil, the most
evil character on Game of Thrones. Yes, and then Jeoffrey is in in
some because he's just got his crossbow shooting hookers just for sport. Yeah,
like Jeffrey more childish though childish, and Jeffrey They needed that for the uh
Lanister to show that because of the cross breeding, some of them just turned
out a little touched a little, didn't it turn out? The dragon Boobs
was one of the worst. I mean, if you think about his dragon
moves. The queen, oh well yeah, and she's just targariant. No,
yeah, lady's targarian. She's crazy too, because in breeding, that's
the beauty of it, as all of them, all these pure timelines.
But look, guess what if you bang your cis we're all related somehow,
right. We had to get here someway right if you believe in that.
The how did Adam and even know their name was Adam and Eve? God
told them, Yeah, dude, straight up, and it wouldn't Adam and
Steve? Kevin, Yeah, Kevin, I don't want to hear it today.
Sorry. You want to call a place in Las Vegas? Yeah,
it's Super Bowl week? Do you guys know that? Ask them if they
can name a famous Australian food. Ask them if they serve Australian food after
the fine establishment, j do you mind calling the famous chicken ranch? Did
you have a backup, Mike? In case? What the second most popular
brothel. Yeah, any place in Las Vegas. No, they're all gonna
say no. The chicken wretch might want to try to book an appointment,
and that's what's on the men. Good morning, then for go on the
world famous stoic chicken inch. My name is Cassi. How may help you?
Hello, Cassie, My name is Larry. How you doing this morning?
Doing well? How about yourself? Sir? I did like four o'clock
there, Yes, it is okay. So I'm flying out for the for
the Super Bowl. Oh, by the way, I'm on the air in
Dallas or do we have permission to speak to you? Of course? All
right. My friends Mike and Danny and I I'm Larry. We're flying out,
uh to Vegas for the big for the big game. Have y'all had
seen your traffic go up? Jesus? You ran her off and one you
couldn't even get a hooker interested in you. You're like willing to give her
money and she turned you down. You handle it? That went terribly,
didn't they? I was struggling to get to the people affording the call to
Yeah, all right, we just played the replay. Brad, How big
a boy were you? We need to replay Kevin talking in talking to a
girl that went really good in a long time for the Big Games. Ask
if they had a restaurant there, if they serve Australian food, you had
it? She said, what she realized that she gave permission to be on
the air. I think she went, you know what, No, actually
not, I'll hang up. Yeah, It's like she said yes, and
then once it's registered what you had actually said, she realized that you didn't
want any part of this, or maybe you guys creeped her out by not
saying anything, but just the idea of having a three on one situation may
here go. I don't know if I want to talk to three men right
now. I doubt that's the first. As someone's at the counter, as
someone's at the counter waiting on their change. What a weird place, I
know, dude. I think about that often, like how do you go
in and they're all just lined up in the lobby? I will select you
also, you do you remember that? It's like a documentary series that they
showed, Uh what was it on? I can't remember, but anyway,
they Dennis Hoff had that show and yeah, the Catouse was it called the
cat house hbo Okay, yeah, yeah, and the Air Force Amy,
and that's where it was. Was it at the Chicken Ranch? I don't
know that's the same. It was a little different bunny ranch. Oh Moonlight
Moonlight Bunny Ranch. I think that's what it was called. But yeah,
that whole process of the dude walks in and they he goes up to this
little tiny bar that maybe you could see three or four people at and they
give them a drink and chat them up a little bit, and then it's
time for the parade of lasses and here they come and uh you kind of
stand there and make your selection and go into one of their freshly sanitized boudoirs.
It is so gross, Oh my god, so gross, and then
love making ensues. Kevin, So that's the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Yeah,
where they had that. And Dennis Hoff passed away recently, like can the
last a couple of years, and Big Dick Hunter saved lamar Odom. He
did Colleague of Ours a Land Far far Away. Lamar Odem basically said I
want to have all the sex with anyone you got, and allegedly that meant
women and former women. There you go. We had the Love Ranch the
Moonlight Bunny Ranch, the sage Brush Ranch, KitKat Guest Ranch. There's a
lot of these things, Tim Tam Ranch within like a really close proximity to
one another, or they've spread out. No there what, No, they're
kind of all. There's a lot of like regions, a lot of them
in like northern Nevada. Are there twenty one legal brothels in Nevada as of
twenty eighteen. Let's call another one down from its peak of thirty five in
the eighties. What's a what's another one called? I don't know, man,
you just listened. Well, I'm on a Wikipedia page. We need
to find the ones in Perump we need we need the ones close. I
was looking at a minute ago. Lazy b Ranch, Salt Wells Villa,
Arizona Club brothel. They used to have them in Dallas. Really Frisco.
Yeah, not far from where we are, just maybe, I don't know,
ten miles north of here. If you go when I first moved here
in late eighty six, early eighty seven, you could drive up to eighty
nine what is otherwise own as Preston Road, and when you got up to
the Frisco area, there were probably, to my best of my memory and
maybe some listeners can chime in at two one four, seven, eight,
seven, one nine seven one if you go that far back that there were
homes that were kind of like it was just fields, like open land out
there, but there were these houses, big big houses, and about every
I don't know, quarter of a mile or so, there'd be another one.
I remember about three or four of them, and they were very well
lit. They looked like the house from Porky's if you remember that, and
it was like, yeah, like here this is. It was definitely a
destination spot. There would be cars parked out and they were brothels. And
I don't know if they were legal. There's no way they were legal,
but they were. They kind of flew under the radar or there was some
agreement with law enforcement that don't mess with us, we'll be cool, or
we'll kick back something to the city of Frisco. I'm not sure, or
to the but they were enforcement. There were horrors houses in freaking North Dallas,
man, and I don't know what the names of them were. I
I don't even remember why I was out there, but it was with a
friend and he, you know, it was kind of showing me the lay
of the land. He goes, yeah, man, over there, those
are whorehouses. I'm like, what I think? I think it's too complicated
of a topic time eighteen to get into right now. But there are many
that believe legalizing prostitution having said whorehouses would cut down on trafficking. Yeah,
now, I do think there's is like when that conversation takes off, it
can go down many freeways, and I think it could go down a freeway.
It's also like, wouldn't that enhance trafficking to to be like we're getting
people to work bike? So, I mean, I think it's Do you
think that legalizing marijuana in some states has just eliminated the street pot dealer?
No? Yeah, right? So what's the infamous chicken ranch in Lagrange?
Is that? What's what's the best little whorehouse in Texas? Is that?
That? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't know how
they were able to operate. You know, it was a different time.
There's a gun on the phone who knows a little bit about this stuff.
Pop him off, see what he's got, claim and press us man Dandy
barn and boys, how are y all today? Hey? Fin? You
got knowledge? On this number one, number two? Am I way off
base or do I remember this kind of correctly? You're actually really pretty close.
But there were only two houses, and they actually sat in an unincorporated
area between Clayo and Frisco, and that's how they were operating. Okay,
okay, that makes sense. How old are you, by the way,
eight? Okay, so you're a little bit older than me, not by
much, but so you lived in the area back then, and this was
common knowledge and they were able to operate just free of any law interference.
Yeah, for the most part, I don't think, you know, it
was kind of like everything else. Don't ask, don't tell, right,
kind of did their thing. And when they shut down, believe one of
the houses got torn down and the other one got turned into a real estate
office. So they went from one kind of horror into another kind of horror.
Well put, okay, did you ever drive by them and see them
in person? Wink? Uh? Yeah, I mean I had just started
driving early a so eighty three eighty four, but used to drive up to
go who knows up into Frisco and but yeah, they were always open and
yeah that went in always well lit. Right, they were clearly drawing attention
to themselves. That's weld and I think guess they shut down, probably not
long after I moved here. I couldn't answer that. I just remember,
you know, they were there, and they were just south of what one
one was. Yeah, yep, that's right. People are two lane blacktop
too. Eighty nine was too lane blacktop. That's it. See, I'm
not a liar, Kevin. People are saying the body shop was in Frisco.
I don't know. Do you remember the names of them? I don't
because they didn't have any signs out on the street, just two houses kind
of back off the a little off the road. I feel like they were
pretty well lit though, like they had kind of some blingy Christmas light type
things. They were illuminated to the street where you knew they were there,
like if you were driving by at night. They were trying to hide themselves.
Yeah, no, you could miss them. Thanks for calling, man,
that's awesome, Thank you yea, guys, have a good day,
Love you dog. You believe there was April's and the one twenty one hot
tub club. Someone else says there's some in Oklahoma. Still, I don't
know the legality of that. Yeah, the Tub Club. The Tub Club
better than the Tub Girl Club. Indeed. Yuck. Well, it told
just gonna be a weird week in Vegas. That's just it's kind of the
long break. I'm just kinda you're doing good. It's be a weird week
in Vegas. And that's why the week is starting to send a little bit
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