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I guess it's that time where we
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that time? Good morning, Metroplex. Let's have a little fun today.

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We will because we do always.
Yesterday we gave aways sixty dollars to our

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listeners. Who knows what we'll do
today. Maybe we've got a couple pairs

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of Australian Pink Floyd tickets. You're
joining at nine for the Big Game.

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hear them before they air on Sunday
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seven thirty got an interesting local story
about a local food spot that's just been

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getting screwed so much. Sports at
seven Is Phil Mickelson a liar? It's

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MAVs trade deadline? Man. I
want to test Mike and Danny on something.

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And I also think Netflix has been
listening to our show. I don't

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know. Good luck. If you
want to test us, yay, because

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we're going to pass. I do
want to test you. What do you

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think makes it Australian Pink Floyd.
I've been wondering all week and I know

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it's something that I should have looked
into. Are they just the greatest Pink

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Floyd, which is probably awesome,
And I know they're legit. You can

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just google them and there they come
up a lot, so maybe they're just

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the closest thing. But I think
they're just the premiere Pink Floyd tribute and

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they happen to reign from Australia.
Yeah, yeah, the world's number one

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Pink Floyd show. I don't doubt
it. I bet they're great, but

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I don't know. I looked at
I remember, I think it was around

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the Dark Side of the Moon anniversary
last year, the fifty year for that,

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and I was, I don't know, went into Pink Floyd dive deep

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dive mode and search and stuff,
trying to find stuff from that era,

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and I saw a couple of clips
of them come up and they're really good

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man, Yeah, yeah, they
sound like Pink Floyd. Asfloyds dot com

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for more info and here's where it
reads. This act are so good.

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They were even engaged by David Gilmour
to perform at his fiftieth birthday celebration.

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Really yeah, wow, that's definitely
something very strange. He said his fiftieth

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birthday. Uh huh. So they've
been doing this for like twenty five years

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because Gilmore's got to be in his
seventies now right. They're playing huge places

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too, I mean they're all over
the place. That's the thing is,

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not only do they sound like them, they incorporate all of the visual effects

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that you, you know, would
expect from Pink Floyd's Toyota Music Factory August

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twenty third. If you take an
edible and go see Australian Pink Floyd,

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a chance for you to win tickets
at nine o'clock today. Just got to

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call in two and four eight one, seven, seven eight. I was

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gonna just make the joke that,
oh, there's you know, Koala's up

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there. They're eating vegemite or some
generic ass Australian you know, some six

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AM level jokes, light level K
level comedy. Hey man, But I

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looked up a list of famous Australian
dishes that you need to try. Uh

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huh, do you have any like
what comes to mind when I think Australian

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food, go, I think lumin
onion. I think that steak is probably

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a big one down there. Kangaroo
is second they have here. Now we've

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talked about it here we have and
I didn't order it. There's a place

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in Bishop Arts, a little Australian
restaurant. We hear that it's gamy.

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They have a delicious burger. Christina
didn't have the courage that day to go

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at the kangaroo. But I thought
about it a lot. I mean,

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we may need to move away from
from a lot from the red meat.

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Is it considered red meat? Some? Well, it's funny. I'm sorry,

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I'm the superlative police today, you
know what. Just some I think

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about this all the time all the
time, Like finances, our job.

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I think about those things a lot. But the kangaroo that's about a quarter

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a mile from my house, at
this one restaurant, I do think about

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some once a week. He does
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close to once a week. It's
a fleeting thing, just like it

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enters your mind and it just floats
away. I don't linger on it.

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You don't say, ponder look at
the ceiling of my house, only because

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just rubbing your goate it's probably good
it's probably good, I wonder because just

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yeah, sometimes I will do because
I live right by Bushpart so I will

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do the little drive down Bishop and
just take a look and see what's changing.

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I did yes today and just yesterday
I glanced down toward that restaurant and

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I actively thought about the kangaroo.
The kangaroo there. I think it's kangaroo

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bites too. It's not even a
burger. I wonder if the kangaroo is

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locally sourced Mike's roy Yeah, then
I I d myself an inspector. I

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don't know, are you showing your
id? But number one on the list

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of Australian foods you must try most
iconic snacks is tim Tams. What's Tim

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Tams? That's a great question.
A social media platform that's not like an

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Aussie only social media deals the football
team Times product of Australian Biscuit Company,

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are not the classic Tim Tams.
A double layered chocolate malted biscuit, fried

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with chocolate cream and coated. And
you have more chocolate so kit cat,

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oh, KitKat tim Tam oh Oh. There's also if you know what you're

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doing, you can you can eat
the Tim Tam slam. Oh, give

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it to me. I'm not giving
this whole thing to you. I don't

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know. But do they have cucko
barrel wings on there? No, they

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don't cook the bear wings. They
don't have the Aussie chocolate thunder from down

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Under or the Alice Springs chicken Kevin. Well, they're behind then, because

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if you market your place right is
three? Really? Oh? I don't

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want to like that. They don't
have slow roasted platypus. No, the

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eu is the most angry looking of
the birds, perpetually pissed, just like

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God. Yeah, why did I
have to be built like this? Ants

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look angry too? Malcolm asked me
the other day, goes, why are

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ants so mad? It seems like
almost all of his questions are so brilliant.

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You can't We went? He went, We went? We go to

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White Rock all the times. It's
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I'm sitting on the edge of the
lake throwing sticks in the water, which

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is probably his number one favorite pastime, throwing sticks in water, And he

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got bit by a couple of those
little ants. He goes, why are

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aunts so mad? I don't know. How would you feel right? How

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would you feel if somebody sat on
your house, house, did you explain

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to him on purpose? Little man
complex? Yeah, there's that. Ants,

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do you have a little man complex? Hard? They're so strong though,

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the things that they can lift in
relation to their bodies, and they're

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just being told what to do by
their bitch mom. Kevin, call you

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the queen. We have to call
you the ash a little bit bigger than

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us, and everything everything we get, we go out there buster ass all

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day. We just have to run
it back and show it to you.

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And this is just like a antenna. She's more just like a figurehead.

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And doesn't Aunt Parliament really make all
of the decisions right, not like Nolan.

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And some of the ants are like
do we even need a queen anymore?

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How much funding? How much funding
goes to this queen. There's like

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aunt underlings begging for her abdication,
yes, which their jealousy derives from her

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jealousy of the queen bee, which
has the power of flight in the Queen.

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Ants like tans levitation homes. I
never got to do that. I

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can't do anything. You ever wonder
though, just slightly larger, like do

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you ever wonder? It's like we
were made to be something right, whatever

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it is we were created. What
if we were just like a crappy animal

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and that was our one shot.
That's all we are is crappy animals.

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No, I know, but like
we got a lot more going for than

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crickets do. Like, yeah,
but they don't know any better. Like,

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if you're a cricket, how do
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know through an average lifespan and you're
doing cricket stuff, you're probably pretty content

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with life, right, I don't
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They think those things got those people
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be one of those? What an
advantage they have. I don't think they

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see us all that much humans too, in the cricket world, they're probably

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just don't you don't just pare it
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clearly. Well, animals don't interact
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often because we're just some mythic thing
that we're just some of them talk about

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and they may have seen one time. If you're a cricket, you're to

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them, we're just these large ghostly
figures that walk in and out of a

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best Buy. That's kind of where
they're all hanging out. Yeah, clothing

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times they'd take it over. They
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It's a way or circuit city.
There's a chance that something in their heads

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thinks that we're just gods. Yeah, like mythic Greek gods hows you know,

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And that guy must be the god
of Texas Rangers. I'm outside of

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Dick's Sporting Goods, the Texas Rangers. Look at all the stuff he's got

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on. I had to bring this
up to to day because we had your

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buddy Brad Folsom, Thank you,
Professor Brad Folsom, who has written three

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books. But he wrote a new
book that dropped this week, and it's

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about animal fights, interspecies animal fighting
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nineteen hundreds on the Texas border.
Insane to think about, but stuff that

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really happened, and he'd gone and
done the research and wrote the book is

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wild. But he was talking about
and on the cover of the book is

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a buffalo versus a bull And we
sh didn't have time the way things were

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going. I just didn't want to
interject some personal thing real quick. But

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so there's a guy that I loosely
know. And this is just making me

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think about how what animals think of
us. Does a guy that loosely know

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who lives up in the Dakota's one
of them? And he maybe it's Montana

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now he it's strange. I know
it's it's a guy my dad knows.

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But he has a bunch of uh
buffalo like land and has buffalo And he

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had one buffalo that was kind of
his like pet like it was almost like

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special treatment. Bigger took care of
it, and one day it gored him

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to the point that he like he
broke his rectum like it was bad,

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broke it. Yeah, it was
bad and lacerated. Maybe I get Gordon,

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but that the whole thing is that
whole life. That buffalo huge probably

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looked at him as my keeper,
my the person I look up to,

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the person I'm familiar with, like
buffalo. Know that maybe you just gave

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me a new excuse to not come
in to work that no one will question.

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I got by a buffalo broken rectum? Where's Danny? You just text

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Zach Dude? Okay, god god
broken. I know it's a weird story,

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but that's is he Okay? Yeah, I no, he ended up

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surviving. I don't know how he
did it. It was having like in

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the pin of the you know,
and it threw him and it gord him

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pretty good blessed. Do you think
all domesticated animals or I wouldn't call a

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buffalo or whatever domesticate animal, but
as much as one could be, it

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sounds like this guy treated him like
a pet. Do you think they harbor

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some sort of simmering resentment for their
masters and they're just waiting for their golden

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opportunity In the back of their head, they're like, yes, I'm hungry

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today, I'm gonna eat. Yeah, fine, I'll sit. Yeah,

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but if if given the chance.
You know, it's funny you mentioned that.

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Just yesterday randomly, I watched a
single episode of Game of Thrones called

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Battle of the Bastards the Bag That
was after the end of second penultimate episode

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of season five. I think those
one those real dark, right, I

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don't know they're all real dark?
Well no, I mean like this is

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when John's team John Snow went against
Team Ramsey Bolton severely outnumbered. Yeah,

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where John Snow. Oh it's awesome, it's so good. Like the coolest

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part is the very beginning the night
before the battle even happens. Yeah,

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and and John Snow and Ramsey meet
out on horses, you know, with

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just a half dozen people, and
sounces there and they just have a chat

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and every word is just so perfect
because it's a book, you know.

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And John Snow basically says, I
agree, all these men don't need to

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die. We can settle this right
now, like one on one, me

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and you, we can fight right
now, and we don't have to do

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all any of this. And then
Ramsey's perfect and he's like, look,

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I don't know if i'd beat you
in a fight, but I know my

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armyal beachers, So essentially I decline. And then Johnstone's like, oh,

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well, are your men gonna fight
for you? Knowing that you wouldn't fight

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for them. It was just everything's
perfect and for them, Okay, not

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brave Heart, come on mail,
but anyway they fight. There's battle plans,

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there's flanking, there's back up showing
up. It's just beautiful art cinema.

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But the very end is how they
ultimately kill Ramsey. Bolton Sansa has

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a little bit of saying that,
yeah, well John's nose beating him silly

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and it was about to beat his
face into mush. And then he looks

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over at Sansa, you know,
and John's got crazy eye. He he

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just fought for seven hours, and
she's kind of looking and he's like,

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oh, yeah, the same mind, this is yours. And they tie

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him up and feed him to his
own hungry dogs, bringing it back to

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the discussion we're just having this,
and he's like, there's no way my

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dog, my hounds whatever hurt me. And she's like, well, you

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just said you hadn't fed him for
seven days and threatened to feed all of

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us to them. And then the
hounds come out, you know, and

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they his kind of start sniff and
he's literally covered in words were down,

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no, no, down, down, And then all the show is like

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the snatch of like his chin and
the hound just tears his face off.

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That's Kevin turned in. It was
such a fitting end for his storyline,

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man, because he was the worst, probably the most evil, the most

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evil character on Game of Thrones.
Yes, and then Jeoffrey is in in

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some because he's just got his crossbow
shooting hookers just for sport. Yeah,

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like Jeffrey more childish though childish,
and Jeffrey They needed that for the uh

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Lanister to show that because of the
cross breeding, some of them just turned

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out a little touched a little,
didn't it turn out? The dragon Boobs

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was one of the worst. I
mean, if you think about his dragon

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moves. The queen, oh well
yeah, and she's just targariant. No,

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yeah, lady's targarian. She's crazy
too, because in breeding, that's

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the beauty of it, as all
of them, all these pure timelines.

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But look, guess what if you
bang your cis we're all related somehow,

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right. We had to get here
someway right if you believe in that.

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The how did Adam and even know
their name was Adam and Eve? God

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told them, Yeah, dude,
straight up, and it wouldn't Adam and

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Steve? Kevin, Yeah, Kevin, I don't want to hear it today.

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Sorry. You want to call a
place in Las Vegas? Yeah,

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it's Super Bowl week? Do you
guys know that? Ask them if they

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can name a famous Australian food.
Ask them if they serve Australian food after

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the fine establishment, j do you
mind calling the famous chicken ranch? Did

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you have a backup, Mike?
In case? What the second most popular

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brothel. Yeah, any place in
Las Vegas. No, they're all gonna

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say no. The chicken wretch might
want to try to book an appointment,

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and that's what's on the men.
Good morning, then for go on the

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world famous stoic chicken inch. My
name is Cassi. How may help you?

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Hello, Cassie, My name is
Larry. How you doing this morning?

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Doing well? How about yourself?
Sir? I did like four o'clock

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there, Yes, it is okay. So I'm flying out for the for

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the Super Bowl. Oh, by
the way, I'm on the air in

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Dallas or do we have permission to
speak to you? Of course? All

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right. My friends Mike and Danny
and I I'm Larry. We're flying out,

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uh to Vegas for the big for
the big game. Have y'all had

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seen your traffic go up? Jesus? You ran her off and one you

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couldn't even get a hooker interested in
you. You're like willing to give her

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money and she turned you down.
You handle it? That went terribly,

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didn't they? I was struggling to
get to the people affording the call to

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Yeah, all right, we just
played the replay. Brad, How big

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a boy were you? We need
to replay Kevin talking in talking to a

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girl that went really good in a
long time for the Big Games. Ask

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if they had a restaurant there,
if they serve Australian food, you had

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it? She said, what she
realized that she gave permission to be on

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the air. I think she went, you know what, No, actually

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not, I'll hang up. Yeah, It's like she said yes, and

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then once it's registered what you had
actually said, she realized that you didn't

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want any part of this, or
maybe you guys creeped her out by not

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saying anything, but just the idea
of having a three on one situation may

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here go. I don't know if
I want to talk to three men right

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now. I doubt that's the first. As someone's at the counter, as

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someone's at the counter waiting on their
change. What a weird place, I

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know, dude. I think about
that often, like how do you go

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in and they're all just lined up
in the lobby? I will select you

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also, you do you remember that? It's like a documentary series that they

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showed, Uh what was it on? I can't remember, but anyway,

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they Dennis Hoff had that show and
yeah, the Catouse was it called the

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cat house hbo Okay, yeah,
yeah, and the Air Force Amy,

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and that's where it was. Was
it at the Chicken Ranch? I don't

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know that's the same. It was
a little different bunny ranch. Oh Moonlight

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Moonlight Bunny Ranch. I think that's
what it was called. But yeah,

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that whole process of the dude walks
in and they he goes up to this

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little tiny bar that maybe you could
see three or four people at and they

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give them a drink and chat them
up a little bit, and then it's

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time for the parade of lasses and
here they come and uh you kind of

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stand there and make your selection and
go into one of their freshly sanitized boudoirs.

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It is so gross, Oh my
god, so gross, and then

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love making ensues. Kevin, So
that's the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Yeah,

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where they had that. And Dennis
Hoff passed away recently, like can the

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last a couple of years, and
Big Dick Hunter saved lamar Odom. He

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did Colleague of Ours a Land Far
far Away. Lamar Odem basically said I

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want to have all the sex with
anyone you got, and allegedly that meant

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women and former women. There you
go. We had the Love Ranch the

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Moonlight Bunny Ranch, the sage Brush
Ranch, KitKat Guest Ranch. There's a

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lot of these things, Tim Tam
Ranch within like a really close proximity to

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one another, or they've spread out. No there what, No, they're

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kind of all. There's a lot
of like regions, a lot of them

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in like northern Nevada. Are there
twenty one legal brothels in Nevada as of

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twenty eighteen. Let's call another one
down from its peak of thirty five in

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the eighties. What's a what's another
one called? I don't know, man,

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you just listened. Well, I'm
on a Wikipedia page. We need

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to find the ones in Perump we
need we need the ones close. I

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was looking at a minute ago.
Lazy b Ranch, Salt Wells Villa,

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Arizona Club brothel. They used to
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Yeah, not far from where we
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ten miles north of here. If
you go when I first moved here

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in late eighty six, early eighty
seven, you could drive up to eighty

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nine what is otherwise own as Preston
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the Frisco area, there were probably, to my best of my memory and

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maybe some listeners can chime in at
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seven, one nine seven one if
you go that far back that there were

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homes that were kind of like it
was just fields, like open land out

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there, but there were these houses, big big houses, and about every

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I don't know, quarter of a
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I remember about three or four of
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lit. They looked like the house
from Porky's if you remember that, and

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it was like, yeah, like
here this is. It was definitely a

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destination spot. There would be cars
parked out and they were brothels. And

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I don't know if they were legal. There's no way they were legal,

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but they were. They kind of
flew under the radar or there was some

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agreement with law enforcement that don't mess
with us, we'll be cool, or

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we'll kick back something to the city
of Frisco. I'm not sure, or

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to the but they were enforcement.
There were horrors houses in freaking North Dallas,

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man, and I don't know what
the names of them were. I

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I don't even remember why I was
out there, but it was with a

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friend and he, you know,
it was kind of showing me the lay

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of the land. He goes,
yeah, man, over there, those

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are whorehouses. I'm like, what
I think? I think it's too complicated

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of a topic time eighteen to get
into right now. But there are many

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that believe legalizing prostitution having said whorehouses
would cut down on trafficking. Yeah,

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now, I do think there's is
like when that conversation takes off, it

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can go down many freeways, and
I think it could go down a freeway.

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It's also like, wouldn't that enhance
trafficking to to be like we're getting

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people to work bike? So,
I mean, I think it's Do you

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think that legalizing marijuana in some states
has just eliminated the street pot dealer?

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No? Yeah, right? So
what's the infamous chicken ranch in Lagrange?

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Is that? What's what's the best
little whorehouse in Texas? Is that?

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That? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't know how

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they were able to operate. You
know, it was a different time.

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There's a gun on the phone who
knows a little bit about this stuff.

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Pop him off, see what he's
got, claim and press us man Dandy

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barn and boys, how are y
all today? Hey? Fin? You

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got knowledge? On this number one, number two? Am I way off

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base or do I remember this kind
of correctly? You're actually really pretty close.

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But there were only two houses,
and they actually sat in an unincorporated

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area between Clayo and Frisco, and
that's how they were operating. Okay,

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okay, that makes sense. How
old are you, by the way,

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eight? Okay, so you're a
little bit older than me, not by

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much, but so you lived in
the area back then, and this was

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common knowledge and they were able to
operate just free of any law interference.

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Yeah, for the most part,
I don't think, you know, it

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was kind of like everything else.
Don't ask, don't tell, right,

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kind of did their thing. And
when they shut down, believe one of

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the houses got torn down and the
other one got turned into a real estate

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office. So they went from one
kind of horror into another kind of horror.

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Well put, okay, did you
ever drive by them and see them

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in person? Wink? Uh?
Yeah, I mean I had just started

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driving early a so eighty three eighty
four, but used to drive up to

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go who knows up into Frisco and
but yeah, they were always open and

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yeah that went in always well lit. Right, they were clearly drawing attention

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to themselves. That's weld and I
think guess they shut down, probably not

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long after I moved here. I
couldn't answer that. I just remember,

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you know, they were there,
and they were just south of what one

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one was. Yeah, yep,
that's right. People are two lane blacktop

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too. Eighty nine was too lane
blacktop. That's it. See, I'm

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not a liar, Kevin. People
are saying the body shop was in Frisco.

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I don't know. Do you remember
the names of them? I don't

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because they didn't have any signs out
on the street, just two houses kind

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of back off the a little off
the road. I feel like they were

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pretty well lit though, like they
had kind of some blingy Christmas light type

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things. They were illuminated to the
street where you knew they were there,

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like if you were driving by at
night. They were trying to hide themselves.

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Yeah, no, you could miss
them. Thanks for calling, man,

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that's awesome, Thank you yea,
guys, have a good day,

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Love you dog. You believe there
was April's and the one twenty one hot

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tub club. Someone else says there's
some in Oklahoma. Still, I don't

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know the legality of that. Yeah, the Tub Club. The Tub Club

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better than the Tub Girl Club.
Indeed. Yuck. Well, it told

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just gonna be a weird week in
Vegas. That's just it's kind of the

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long break. I'm just kinda you're
doing good. It's be a weird week

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in Vegas. And that's why the
week is starting to send a little bit

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because yesterday the official pro life spider
Man tried to climb the sphere. Details

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next to ninety seven on the Freak

