He's been nigh about twenty years and them cool Yon fool Dune broke magic and
the world ain't been right since monster defrayon from them other worlds running round terr
clease and down in a bole and got their gree gree water. There's some
kind of evil set on sort of good many feak, So beware, my
friends, go carefully as any lazy brought them all else that murky water gonna
lead you to the grave. So come with us as we go on another
fool's quest over their true blood. So, yeah, you guys rented half
of or well most of Remi's uh space there. He said to use as
much space as you needed for your stuff, Um, as long as we
got enough room for Rand to play catch with himself. Yeah, and you
went and cleaned up the mess and the sewers for the fairy godfather. Um,
but you haven't touched base with him yet. And that's where we're at.
What do you guys are you guys doing? You still got what like
five or six days with the house, So I think I think we're down
to know, I think we're down like four days. Well, we were
going to move stuff out of the house to the warehouse, right, yeah,
why we got the warehouse right as well, stop and see the fairy
godmother on the way out the right. We can't or the fairy god together.
Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, downstairs we can talk to the
homunkillis. Yeah, as long as we're on our way out, we should
stop in and turn in the demon the demon door the portal. Yeah,
listen, guys, do not make a deal with him. I know he's
a cute little thing, and I know a lie. Do you think he's
buying stuff. He's buying stuff. You didn't tell me. He's always selling,
that's for sure. I don't want to buy. I sell, I
don't buy. Yeah, they're all about them. Get the fucking accent.
Damn it? What no, that's not it. Cantle reeves, canto reeves.
All right. So uh so, like we should go find the uh
fairy Godfather, the little little monkey whatever thing and get all that wrapped up
because I got to go back to the store and get my bees wax.
Think they're probably still at that tavern, So let's go back to the tavern,
oh the like like Grandma Rose and those guys. What no, Yeah,
because I remember I was gonna buy some beeswax. No, but no,
the Godfather is at the tavern. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I'm thinking of through everything. So sorry, I'm a little bit
occupied. That's that. Yeah, all right, we can go back to
the tavern. I want one of those spicy beers. I can make any
beer spicy. You can, yes, probably, Yeah, it seems like
something I could do spicy, man, because I don't think brand knew you
did that too. Now, So you guys just just came out of the
sewers, right, yeah? Did you want to? Did you want to
like clean up and rest before you do anything else? You want to go
head on over to the would be cool? Yeah, you're pretty slimming,
smell a little bit like hell fire. I'm always bound for nas, especially
Pilsner. Because well, you were in the abyss for a minute. It
looks like a how much shit? All right? So you guys you still
got the house for a few more days. You've got um a couple of
places in town you can go first, like the Three Legged Snakehead, a
room that you were welcome to according to uh Lefty who is the tavern keeper
there. That was a fun place, sir. I'm down. I want
to just I'm just gonna go in through the second floor this time. You
just buy the room, tell me which one. I'll go through the window.
I don't just walk in through the door and see we see anybody that
we beat up. So you're heading to the Three Leggeds? Nay, yeah?
Yeah? Um? What's everyone's passive perception? Twelve thirteen show off thirteen?
Okay, so high enough for all you to notice. That's it's it's
quiet in town tonight. Um. I mean you see people on the streets,
but they just everyone's kind of shoulders hunch, look like they're trying to
trying not to draw attention to themselves. You know, there's just sort of
a tension in the air. It's kind of purposely low profile. So guys,
I've been thinking about taking that giant thing that we're you know, the
pot with all the food, and taking it back to the warehouse and starting
a soup kitchen, and then we can invite the you know people to come
play music, same thing. Yeah, and then we could donate it because
it never runs out. Is it quiet around here or is it just me?
What's what did you say about the donations though? Because I don't I
was on board, and then you said, no, what is that?
Look around. Everybody's acting weird. Everybody's always acting weird. I don't even
see sound or flanders out. You're playing music like usual. Yeah, that
is hard speaking of people who aren't sup um. Even as you as you
draw close to the three legged Snake, you realize it's it's even the atmosphere
there seems a little subdute, like there's the music is inside playing. But
yeah, from outside you can you can hear the music, but it's just
seems a lot less rowdy, kind of quieter. Um. Getting on towards
evening, some place should be kicking by now. Yeah, I don't hear
any legos breaking. This is much better. I don't know why we're complaining.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. They're just old. Hey,
not just I earned that you should listen to me. Well, you
can go in person. You get in. I stand up to my full
four foot six inches with the boosts, and I walked in. Probably I
flap my cape. It's a tart tied around my neck. Rob But you
walk in tart cape flapping. A couple of people look look up and just
go back to whatever they were looking at before. I don't know. There's
uh like they've never ever seen an elegant goblet before you goblett. He's got
a high heel and a tart cape. I strike the captain posts walking with
a cane. But it's just a pipe. Get me your finest warm milk
to make it spicy, don't don't make it. Lefty looks up and just
sort of grunts, head chip, I'm good to see you again too.
We ain't got no milk though. Let's up, bro, you got the
same swill on tap as last time. I don't want any of that.
Hell yeah, bro, set us up. Name pours a round of what
do you have? Swamp ass stout? Yeah, something like that? Yah
the pill? Uh yeah yeah, so shell pirate brewing beer. So looking
around the bar and you said it was kind of subdued, but is there
are the normals, the regulars there. You recognize a few faces and there
the last time you're here, it was hopping. There was probably fifty or
sixty people in there and everything. Now there's maybe a dozen and a half,
and you recognize a few peeple put a few of the faces from your
last visit. But uh had a couple of them look up and seem to
recognize you. To all three, I give you a nodgs here and there,
but they don't. The guy with a darkness face so like band aids
and an X over or the stitches. Spott was one of them, flinches
when they see Rene. That guy. That guy leads got sorry sir,
backs around the edges of the room. I buys you a drink and then
just gets out of the door. Everyone just seems a little little tense,
like they're all waiting for trouble instead of trying to start. So, what's
the guy's name? Lefty? Lefty? He Lefty? Why come everybody's so
testing you? It's the inquisition, the what hoop? You see these smucks
walk around town, got a rabbit in the hat on their on their cloaks
or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're inquisitors from the
from the school well down at Carcosa. They're looking for warlocks, they say,
But why would they want to do that throwing the warlocks? You folks
around here and we don't really care about warlocks. And you want to do
what you want to do on your time as long as it don't affect us.
That's just it just seems no ignorant Starland starring. And now these guys
at the schools they I don't know, they got some kind of grudge against
warlocks. They never we see him from that school. We see him from
the other schools. Evocation was here a couple of months ago. They just
they're out looking for warlocks. They don't like them, not to mention,
looking for people with you know, magical ability they can recruit. But ope,
they don't come looking for me. I don't I'll see some weird ship,
but I can't control it. Just then the door wise open smacks against
the warlock. Someone kicked it. My shoes are off. It wasn't me.
So the door slams open, and the inquisitor walks in and the three
guys with him. The inquisitor walks straight up to the first person you see.
He's gonna have to be the guy with the darkness face from last time.
And he's looking a little, you know, unnerved by them singling him
out or whatever, and he said. Inquisitor sits down and just asks himself,
are you a warlock? And the guy's like what he's like terrified,
and uh starts to scoot his chair back and one of the other guys just
holds him there, and then they start grilling him, like, tell us
where the warlocks are. We know there's warlocks in this town. We know
there's there, there's a cabal, we know we're gonna find him, you
know, making threats and stuff, just just generally grilling this dude. Letty
beer please, wide mouth mug uh, really big mug. I've already downed
my slill and I'm feeling on top of the world. Some of the elbow
pills are in trying to be like, why is this gonna be hilarious?
Pressus of digitation and trying to make h make the dude who's growing the other
guy, the inquisitor, I'm make him soil himself. I'm gonna soil his
pants. I bet they're gonna blame it on the warm see what they did,
Oh my god, warlock. So he continues harassing this poor dude for
a second, and then his face he just he just freezes and his face
slowly turns red and he weeps up from the chair. It's like who dars
It turns around, who dares? Bro He pulls out a dagger and is
waving it and his his his lackey's there, folders, dude, if you're
gonna take care of that with a dagger, I want to be careful to.
Wren doesn't even look up from the bar. Face is staring correctly at
the mug. All this stuff happening behind him. He's just like, nope,
I'm cackling, and I'm just back to the bar and leaned up,
comfortable elbow on the bar and just and just slugging away on that brew.
Now, I had like a speaking stone or something to radio, right,
So what I want to do is pull the speaking stone out of my pocket
and act like I'm leaning over my mug and actually talk into it and just
whisper into it and be like, hello, is this thing on? There
is no response, all right, to anyone who's listening. The inquisitors are
at the three Legged Snake, and they're looking for other people, and you
may want to leave if you can over and out. By some meantime,
the inquisitor is slowly doing a walk around the room, and he's you know,
mean mug, and everyone and most of the most of the regulars,
the townies all kind of just look way and find there'll be a really interesting
or whatever. He gets over by you guys, and do you do?
What do you? How are you? I'm just I'm just chop playing.
When he gets there, I get the good old pulling it up over the
nose with the shirt and tunic and tunic and tar week back. And Pilsner's
just been eyeballing him the whole way the whole time. You know, they're
they're mean mugg and everybody in the bar, and he's just kind of like
watching him do it and just not be a shy about it. He comes
over and he he kicks the bottom of her stool the leg and ships your
stool just like an inch or two, it says, so you can sort
with dark powers you have apparently, don't you do have the stool last night?
I'm gonna say it's not. It's not mighty bright in your pants right
now. I'll tell you that to look a goblin? How amusing? I
thought, I' pretty fine? What about you? Goblin? What about me?
So a sense of magic about you? As as he approaches, I
have a lot of sense. As Pilsner Kennedy off comes off the bar and
it intercedes and just gets right in his face. So I look, bro,
you ain't got to come in here and being all broad you like that,
look around your kind not welcome here. Why don't you get stepping?
Who would be dumb enough to stop us from coming here? So while he's
doing that, I'll start to taking mood off my back and not raising it,
but I'll just let it slide down the half in my in my hand
to hit the ground. Very loudly, I said, get stepping. U
sort of twisted smile spreads across his face as he takes a step back and
says, gentlemen, I think we found on someone of notes, that someone
interesting. And then he wrote an initiative, who we sucker lea sho these
gumble y'all y'all down here in the bios say clear magnie feet. We're gonna
take a quick break to grab us some crawlins and maybe dress us up or
move a lotta who had a lot of it is who y'all hold on time.
We're gonna be right back after this. See share. I told you
we'd be right back. Time to get back to the I music all l
let them good times roll. We didn't rest, did we? No?
I still got a level four spalling some sorcery points left to worry day in
that swamp assed out. Well, that makes run up first, as you
notice this guy, he's clearly here for a fight. Okay, I am
going to keep my head, my face down toward my beer and I am
going to whisper and enchantress into my beer and hex that guy next to me.
And I think I think I'm gonna do. Strength is what I'm gonna
hex on him. Seeing that him, he's gonna he's like fronting up,
squaring up with Pilsner, right, yes, like yeah, So if he's
like squaring up and trying to act buffin macho, I'm going after strength to
reduce that. So hex with strength. No, but I don't turn around.
I am still noting Them's no safe for that, right, No,
cool pilder. Okay, you were up net all right, and he's obviously
squaring up to go toe to toe. Yep, all right. Um,
Well, with my first attack, I'm gonna quickly just raise mood straight up
from the floor with the flat of the blade right into his kneecaps. We're
making non lethal, yeah, non lethal. I haven't he hasn't really pissed
me off that bad yet he's just acting like a dick. Okay, so
that's an eighteen to hit. Eighteen hits, and that's a fourteen damage,
all right? Can I get a second attack? All right? So after
I shmack him in the knees, that's a twenty two to hit. I
had also, Um, so when the blade comes up, smacks him with
the flat of the blade on the knees, and then while still holding the
half of the blade or the half of the handle, I'll just shove it
forward into his stomach the blunt end of it. Two uh, non lethal
attacks? What was the damage on the second? One? Second? One?
School? Sixteen? Good? Sorry dude, but that stains huh.
Yeah, he's kind of kind of doubled over a little bit. But then
he then he stands back up and casts a spell. He's warlock a need.
Where's the constitution? Saves from all three of you? All three of
us? What what do you mean that saved? I got a plus seven
one. I watched me fail it seventeen twenty. I'm using my inspiration,
I could. Oh yeah, I'm also very inspiration is worse. So,
um, even if I use my packed stuff, it wouldn't. I mean
most I could get it in eleven out of it, So I assume that's
not gonna do anything to see Nope, and I'm out of inspiration. Nothing
there on a bonus action to help you out with some poor guy drinking a
beer at the bar by himself. Yeah, you didn't even do it.
Collateral damage, yeah you are, um speaking of poor guys. So when
when pills are and this guy started squaring up, kind of the rest of
the bar sort of moved out of the way. Just chairs and tables scattering
all over the place. Yeah, you're a lot of chairs scooting back and
people getting up and just heading the walls. Now they didn't leave. They
want to see you. But so Rent takes eleven damage building a number.
Take five thunder damage as he casts thunder step and there is a just super
loud crack of thunder as he disappears and reappears on the other side of the
room. I have resistance to that, Sorr. You have resistance to it.
I'm resistant to thunder a right, So two damage to you? Yes
you are. I am thundergoblin. Should his turn elmer Europe, I I'm
going to cast slow. They are for them, right, yes, so
all for them? Oh right, and that does wisdom fourteen. So one
of the one of the schmuck saves and the inquisitor saves. The other two
have minus two to ac and vex throws can't use react actions, and they
can only either use an action or a bonus action, not both. UM
can't make more than one attack during its term, regardless of abilities, and
if it has to. If it attempts to catch the spell, it has
to roll a D twenty on eleven. Know how it goes off, otherwise
it takes two turns. Okay, what and I'm going to a sneeze while
I'm just out towards the away from the crowd of inquisitors. Um, So
you're right up at the bar. They're pretty much straight between you and the
door. So I guess you could do like a lateral Yeah, ladder off
to the side the swively stools. He just turn sideways and sneeze, tip
the stool over and shoot across Brend's labs. Yes, I assume you were
sitting in the middle. Take take his beer on the way, the tart
flapping through the heir, He's left with just the handles. Oh, right,
So it is those schmucks turns now um when you're still sitting down.
Huh yep, I did not engage. I didn't even look up. Pilsner
standing up and the inquisitor left. So I'm gonna need saved from Pilsner.
Can I say I believe dexterity. I gotta pull up grease because one of
them is gonna conjure grease under you. Yep, dexterity saving throw really nine?
All right? You fall prone? You just it's like you stepped that
up an anycile. It's that slide whistle, slip noise. Yeah, I
got um. Yeah. Pilsner goes down. Guy then runs forward and attacks
you with his short sword. It's your armor class sixteen sixteen. He hits.
Luckily it's just a short sword, and he does four damage. Wren,
you still haven't done anything overtly hostile that they've seen, so nope.
In fact, I didn't even do damage with what I have, and they're
just gonna ignore you for now. Another one's going to come up and attack
Pilsner, who they also have to deal with the grease if they go melee
range. He cast it so that they could get up to you without getting
in it, so that it was under you but not beyond you. I
was gonna say, the see is only you know how a player would do.
Yeah, Um, that's gonna hit also for another five damage. And
then the last one's going to attack, Elmer, Elmer, what's your armor
class? Is he within fifteen feet of me? Or what is this the
one that's not slowed? Yes, okay, well that my armor class is
thirteen thirteen. That is a fourteen to hit, So that's in damage.
And then you'll need a concentration check. All right, I made my concentration
Oh all right, and that is Yeah, that's their turns me coo expect
rent Um. Rent is gonna stay seating and not turned toward them. But
he's still holding the handle in his hand of his now missing beer mug,
and he is going to still not join the battle, but he is going
to say I am man and cast armor of Agathis and so armor, a
protective magical force surrounds me, manifesting as frost armor, and it covers me
and my gear and gives me twenty temporary hip points, which I need really
bad. Yeah, and anyone that attacks me with a melee attack while I
have these hip points takes five cold damage automatically. So yeah, yes,
yes, and yeah so iron Man who comes up over Wren And I've only
cast one spell so far that they've seen. So but that is a spell
that only warlocks can cast. Oh well, that's good to know. And
I think they'd know it potentially if they spot it. Oh, they definitely
spotted iron Man. This is an armor that like comes up over me.
It's not hidden, Yeah, like the briefcase suit. Yep. Oh and
U is there anybody within range of that? Uh? The guy that I
cursed with? Is there anybody like next one? Uh? No, he's
hipped across the room. Okay, well he takes three points of damage.
Three points of damage. Yeah, so I kick damage. Wow, because
I can do that. It cries out and grabs his head and it looks
like almost drops to a knee. Um, pills and or it's back to
your turn. Were prone in the grease and there are a couple of dudes
right there? Okay, Now with with being prone in the grease, do
I have to use my moved stand up and make other save before I can
do an attack? Or yes, you'd have to make the I just like
us the grease to my advantage, kick off the bar and go sliding across
the floor with mood. This is it's remarkable. You'd have to make a
decks check to do that. I think so worth there. M okay,
well, uh, he is still prone and spinning wildly amongst the tables and
chairs. But it really really pisses him off. It's god damn it.
There's not what I wanted to do. Yeah. Now those two guys are
still right next to you, so I'll let you make an attack on.
I'm gonna be a disadvantage because you're prone, and as a bonus, actually
I was going to rage. We'll let kick him before. Yeah, okay,
um, so the rage kicks in. I got around the surge on
that it's a D eight, and I believe you've got a D eight also,
right, I'm not sure how many of those we get left. Oh,
SI rolled a one on the wild surge. Oh God, shadowy tendrils
lash around me. Each creature of my choice that you can see within thirty
feet of you must succeed on a constitution saving throw or take a D twelve
necrotic damage. And I also gained a D twelve temporary hip points. Thank
you? Seems warlocky, Yeah it does. Yeah, I noticed that each
creature creature as you could choose um, each creature, I can they held
them for temporary hip hoods us back up creatures of my choice that I can
see, thank god. Yeah. So any of these boogers that I can
see within thirty feet of me, which is pretty much every place since I
was spinning on the circles, I see all things. Yeah, yeah,
I'd say you can see all of them. They need to save or they
just take damage, uh, con save or take the D twelve. Also
I rolled the redneck Hilbery per Sona. So all three of the schmucks fail,
and also the inquisitor fails. So how many D twelves do you need?
Four of them? Okay, show up? Okay, it's that's a
three, six, six to nine. Oh right. As the crazy black
tentacles just slapt the dog fish, they're all quite surprised and disgusted by the
tentacles. Yeah that's what you get, absolutely horrified. It is. The
inquisitors turn now and he are you squid billy? Squid billy? Well after
that, just so all right, squid billy. It looks like there's two
warlocks here, maybe three. I didn't do anything sneeze so far. You
flew back that it's just a thing the goblins are born with. That.
You don't know about lightning sneeze goblins. As right, we come from the
mountains to the north. As he casts a spell, gell he is warlock.
Well he does summoned something out of four little flaming spots on the floorboards.
Oh I didn't have that. Um, why am I rolling dice?
You said I had the two opportunity tacks. Yeah, spent it through the
room against the two that were in front. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
those two have I miss two day s though, right, yes they do.
Shit, that's that's a crip. Oh yeah, but you had disadvantage,
Oh I do, okay. The second role was an eighteen, so
I hit. Yeah, so that's gonna be come on, dude, plus
two for strangts, so ten on that first rate and disadvantage on the second
attack. That's a twenty two there, and that's a ten. So it
looks like ten tens of myths, but ten damage to the first one name
the second one just kind of goes wild and clips off the legs of a
table and snatches it against the floor. Yeah, the you catch a little
bit from the first attack and throws off your spin and yep, timer back.
But that's give me, I'm a whirling tornado. But then the inquisitor
cast a spell and four little just looks like a little volcano is sort of
rouped in the middle of the floor and then turn inside out into these little
humanoid figures that then jump up and run around maniacally. Um, he's a
warlock. I supposed to roll their initiative separate. Also, he is nothing
back, but I'm gonna keep calling a war Canna or nature checks can tell
you what these are? Heither ones A plus one ten ten um. I
can't figure this out. I'm spinning around. I'm kind of busy tends enough
to have heard of, uh these little elementals called magma. They're just little
magma elemental beings that are mischievous and just love burning stuff. He seems to
have summoned four of them and it's elements turnal. Um. I hate that.
I'm ana. I'm gonna catapult right your bat leg of table. Yeah,
sorry, can you get to ten pounds? So? Yeah, is
there something that's about And well there's the table. I just smashed the ship
out of there. You go, you take half of that, grab a
chunk of table lag or something like that. Yeah, and I'll just I
will put at the guy who just summoned the actual in visitor, all right
as a tech roller safe. Um it is dexterity saving throughout four team O
thirteen all right, twenty five twenty five damage. Uh yeah, you take
him out, snacks him right in the head and twisted around and you yeah,
he just dropped. And I will again sneeze. I'm trying to like
picture this is my head. Is there a way that I can sneeze now
that this guy's got me cornered on the wall the other tour right next to
the oil their way, I can sneeze like back towards the door. You
could sneeze further towards the guy you had just killed, and it would be
away from the other three guys. He's sort of teleported across the room away
from the door after the fight started. Yeah, so I'll do that.
I'll sneeze that way, and then I will take my movement action to just
hide behind something or like ductor cover. Oh, right, you can use
a movement to that, right. Yeah. Uh, it's those last three
dudes terms and phils are still prone. Yeah. So two of them are
gonna beat on you. I remember, I mean one of them might beat
on you. Okay, one of them is gonna beat on you. The
first one missed back what them hits you again for four damage to raging yet,
so resist it the best you can. In the third one, my
granny hits pardon that, come on? Yeah. The third one's gonna cast
ice knife at Elmer. But I can't remember if that's saving our attack four
un attack all make arranged bell attack. So what's your armor class? Thirteen
fourteen thirteen? That's a thirteen fourteen with the tarp cable. M it's amazing
the plus one tarp cable. Just go hear Cody, get it enchanted.
It's like this enchanted tarpa protection like all right, So he takes seven piercing
damage as the shart of ice hits you, and then I need a dexterity
saving throw as the shart of ice explodes thirteen you take another five from that
five cold damage. Hate that, and then I that's the first damage you're
taking a horrible. I'm taking twenty one damage this fight. Jesus, Oh
you're playing around mud wrestling a pig or whatever the fuck is you guys do
I still haven't engaged, and he's just in arbor planning that um can of
get in the hang of this. The grease thing them yeahs because the guy
who's summoned them is dead. But now they're there, they're free range.
Is the oil flame? Yeah? It is? Oh, how you are
you? So I get his loop rend Things get real hot behind you as
one of the magnuns runs across that grease and goes for Pilsner, the grease
first to the flame. I'm gonna need an eight deck saved from ren with
his his ice harbor just mounts. I give you like fire resistance or anything.
The armor. Um, I don't know. I was sitting on the
chair, but mine in my own business. I know you were. But
another's fire under the chair now and doesn't say anything about well shit, we're
all gonna end up decenterated. So if I take damage, I've got to
make a constitution role too, right, or a concentration role. Oh um,
no, you don't have to, because that guy that was hexed is
dead, so you're not concentrating on Curtly whoever. Then yeah, once you
put it on someone else again, then you have to concentrate on again.
But in between you don't have to. Okay, um, but that's five
fire damage and Bilder, that's another hit from the magnet. Close that page
five damage. Back to the grease. Yeah, actually the grease does take
the cold damage in return. He'll put the fire out. I like to
imagine there's just one spot in the arm or just melted to Pilder. That's
gonna be ten fire damage. And you've got because he just comes up and
just slaps you on the bag as it runs by. Wow, do a
little fucker on the other three. One of them a run straight for you,
Welmer, does it happen to run past me for nine damage? Umk,
yeah, your throne so no opportunity is not the other two just run
and just start grabbing tables and chairs and lighting stuff on fire. It just
seemed to be a fun crowd. It's watching burn and stuff. Also,
though, use my inspiration to rerull my configuration check. Both of you are
now on fire as well. Until a creature takes an action to douse the
fire. The target takes three or no, I'm sorry, one d six
fire damage at the end of each of its turn. Both of them,
both of them, Okay, not you. You just got to move out
of the burning grease. Yeah, well I have to keep attacking otherwise I
use an action. He's an action. Um, if you take if you
take damage, you still keep your rage, don't you. I'm pretty sure
yes, I'm pretty sure. Yes. I'd say you could put yourself out
and still be enraged. I'll rule it that way, whether the rules is
written or not. Um, that's their turns. You guys are now in
it. Are there any of the inquisitors not in fire? Like yeah,
I forgot to rout there, thank you. No, they are also in
the fire, all three of them. All three of them, Yeah,
and I three. We're gonna take the damage. Just roll a lot of
ones for these guys dammage. Um, okay, all three of them take
damage as well. But they're not lit on fire. They're just they're just
they were in the fire in decrease close enough to it. With that,
back to Ren's turn, though, I was the fire constitution save for that
or was it dexterity? And I was Dexterity for the grease. It was
a decks for the fire as well. Okay, um, well I'm gonna
I guess I am going to I couldn't like teleport to any of them behind
them, right, they're all like in the grease in the grease, right
or can I get behind one? Yeah, you can get behind them.
They're not so they're like right at the grease. Perfect damage. But yeah,
I'm gonna move my hecks to one, okay, and then I'm gonna
immediately teleport behind them as a bonus action because relentless hecks. Lets me do
that nice with my hecks thing nice. And then I'm going to stab him
with my decks, which my first God damn it, my first one is
a thirteen and I one as a twenty. Both hit. Oh shit,
okay, nice, all right. So for my for my first one,
it is ten points of damage damn all right, that's enough to take that
guy out. Oh shit. Okay, well now don't need to roll the
second one. So yeah, so I just move my hex to him,
teleport behind him, and just stab him right in the back with my dagger.
Yeah. He he doesn't even see it coming. He's completely wide open.
You take them out. I pushed him forward into the grease fire bill.
Grease setting bills are still prone and on fire. Yeah, I gotta
stand up. That's a deck shape, right, not anymore and the grease
is burned off, right, Okay, I'll stand up. And who's left?
Two of the schmunks and four magnun One of the ones that was attacking
you is just slumped over with okay, up the leftover one within within melee
range. One's right within melee range. One of them. Yeah you could
reach him. Yeah, just gonna start baseball swinging at him. Alrighty,
it's an eleven on first one. The two that we're attacking you were the
ones that he slowed. Oh, so if you're attacking that one, eleven's
a hit. It's the other one that was an advantage on the attack or
to know what they have mindus? Who aren't minus two arm flask? Hey,
I got a ten on the second one, so I don't think that'll
do that one. No tens as seventeen damage. Seventeen damage is enough,
Yeah, exactly enough. Yeah, you split him just shoulder to hip with
your your big old axe. Uh. The inquisitors down. Yeah, an
axe body spray. Sorry, it's your Turner's four magman and a guy who
just shocked you with an ice knife spell. I am going to uh,
I am going to twin a spell. Oh, Pilsner's on fire though,
yeah, my bed, that's five fire damage. Elmer's on fire as well.
I am going to twin a spell of control flames and me and Pilsner
are no longer on fire. Okay, He's going to snuff the fire out,
and as I'm doing it, just Toomas can be, the fire's gonna
vanish, and I'm gonna look at the guy in front of me who I
stiffed me and go, I'll tell you one time to fucking leave trying to
intimidate him. That's it. I mean, two of them are dead.
I feel like that's a I feel like you've got a chance. That's I
mean, obviously, the dice will roll, I mean a goblin and high
heels with a tarp. He's intimidating his bucket, smoke billowing around. Yeah,
that's twenty it's twenty together though. Oh right, he's uh he his
his short sword starts to come down a little bit, and you can tell
he's like a shit, I don't want to be here. He's just yeah,
actually it's his turn now, so he is going to nope, pick
them with drawings and then run for the door. If he goes by me,
I'm gonna take a swing at him. Is withdrawing, so you don't
get the opportunity attack. But he doesn't get to an attack either, so
he gets to the door but not out it. And then the magman one
of them is going to attack Elmer. That's a miss. Step out of
the way. They're like toddler size, just kind of swing at you.
Yeah, you dive out of the way. N what's your on my class?
The other one comes running towards you. Nope, it doesn't go up,
so it is thirteen. I don't gonna get a twelve to hit anyway,
So he misses you as well. More lucky for him. Actually,
the other two are continuing to light furniture on fire. So now there's two
we'll say, two tables and two chairs just in flames. The rest of
the patrons, I guess, have made their way out windows, back door,
that kind of stuff. It's a breakaway glass, right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's just it's just that special effects of sugar glass.
Yeah. Yeah, and it is back to Wren's turn. All right,
so I'm going to do the same thing, but to the guy who's trying
to run away because Ren has had enough. Ren is going to move hecks
teleport right behind him and step all right. That first one is not a
hit, but the second one is. It's twenty one. First one was
a ten to hit. The second one was twenty one. Indeed, that
is a hit. He has seven hit points left, so that is four
plus three good, exactly seven? Alright. Yeah, you feel behind him
and just right in the back of his neck, right where it meets his
skull. I'm like, there's no room for hate. He slashed his throat.
He drop. All right. Now there's four magma running around though they're
non warlocks. Now you having that? That's some bullshit. Yeah, and
pills are it's your turn? You're still on fire? Oh not no,
they're both out. Oh that's right, you're out. You're out. Yeah,
you're both a good thing too, because I'm down to second points.
Is your turn? Yeah? Um, you get a strong feeling that attacking
these things with a melee weapon is probably going to burn you. Yeah,
they've got that much of a or of heat coming off on the right.
I was good thinking of I could drop my rage and then use enter a
new rage and fire off the wild magic again. M I mean you can
use your action as opponent's action, So you could do that, I suppose.
Yeah, give me a lettle of exhaustion. I think probably about yeah,
yeah, okay, okay, yeah, I'm gonna end that, and
then started again. All right, uh, get that new wild magic roll.
Both of light shoots from my chest. Another creature of my choice that
I can see within thirty feet of me, must succeed on a con save
or take a D six radiant damage and be blinded until the start of my
next turn and until my rage ends. I can use this effect again on
each of my turns as a bonus section. Um so I just pulled off
an iron Man tracker sure shooting a fuck Uni beam. It's Uni beam to
magnet. It failed to save. Same from the other side of the room.
Also iron Man. Yeah, that's a D six radiant and blinded.
Oh yeah, what's your voice? They roll on the voice again? Actually,
what's prepared? I roll before I got the german Ish so he shoots
off the Iron Man, both dealing five damage and he is blinded. Yeah,
so a doctor's about you get when you mess with us. Yeah,
it's also is what happens. I'm dude, soiled, my nita holes and
and looking now you're just starting. They're just all all blind and you can't
see. I regret nothing. Oh right, Elmer, you're up now.
Um, I'm gonna give myself a second level flagon fret and make it ice,
yes, okay, and then I'm going to try and line up my
cone to hit as many of them as I can back to like angle it.
However, I've got one right in front of me. Right, do
you manage to get three of them? Okay, I'll do that, and
then it's taxsterity fourteen saving throw and you take that's a two at six and
a two Okay, those don't make it. Wow, it's fifteen cold damage.
They are all that all three can just solidified, all over shattered.
Nice. I forgot to make a wish. Oh I did little Magmunds fall
down and go crunch. That last one's gonna take its turn. Oh he's
blind, he doesn't know what he's doing. And he comes running across rooms
right at you, comer, I bet you could trip and he once even
see it. Case smacky with his little fiery top of hands for eight fire
damage and you were once again on fire? Is that? Is that the
blind one? That is a blind one? Actually let me reroll that because
he had disadvantaged. Come ja, Papa, he still has? How anti
clin bactic was that he wasn't even aiming for him? He's just blindly running
around When I was in the you were once again on fire, ready to
go again? Yep, I will move my hacks over to him this time
constitution and I will say nightcrawlers, and so I need to con save,
disadvance disadvantage. What's the nine? All right? So that is ten damage?
And nightcrawlers just appear above him and start falling all over him like actual
nightcrawlers. This time just the only, the only time nightcrawlers just plopped down
all over him and all over sizzle sizzle, smell, Yeah, sizzles and
smells. And this one also solidifies, but much more slowly. Is exactly
like my grandma's house. Some also land on Elmer. I would love some
cookies right now, threatch It turns out yeah, she was graduated. Reputation
proceeds. All right, you guys have killed all of the enemies. That
was a tough fight, but the bar is still on fire. I'll start
casting more nights over the fire wrap. I'll just blow it all out.
You can use that a couple more times, can't you. Yeah? Yeah,
I'll say you can use it just one one shot without Yeah, remember
a party trick. I picked up my beer frosted glass armor lasts for an
hour. I'm wearing my Iron Man armor around nice. We're walking all the
points commercials ten pit points. Um. Lefty pops back up from where he
had ducks behind the bar and also runs over and starts stamping out a fire
or smacking it with always dish towel or whatever. I'm gonna look at the
guy in the DOORWAYGA told him he should have ran true, not fast.
That should be a lesson for you all. Do not pick on my friends,
and especially do not pick on Boilocks. There's no room for hate in
this one. Selefty looks around. After all the fires are out, it's
still kind of smoky in there, and you guys are the only ones left
in there. All the rest of the customers are gone, all right.
He looks around, though, and he looks a little shell shocked. Oh,
you guys shouldn't have done that. I don't I don't think you should
have done that. Listen man. This concludes this episode of A Fool's Quest.
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