Wall check and check wream. It's the two seventeen Recovery podcast with Corey Winfield.
You know, as as soon as he gives it to her, he's
gonna give her his heart to her too, and we'll have kids and getting
married. That's too far. That's what happened though. Cory Winfield back Sports
Peloza twenty twenty three HS has ten ten South Garfield. It's going on to
Folt. It's like two right now. I don't know even know when it's
gonna get published in I'm here with a friend of mine, Matt. How
you doing Matt? Actually are employed by Addiction Treasure AM And this is a
great event. We got here, coming at you live. Okay we're not
live, but yeah it sounds good to say it. Oh coming at your
live here, I mean not us live, but the live event. Like
as this is happening, you're listening to it. Clearly this is not going
on. No no, no, no, not in that moment. This
here live. Look, yeah, we are broadcasting with microphone as people are
walking by us. We're live, and you'll it'll be it'll just gonna blow
your mind where people come up and they'll start talking to you like, you
can hear them and they won't even see their microphone. They'll be like and
you won't be able to hear where they're saying. No, and you just
not. You can hear us and smile. That guy refuses to have me
on Facebook. I don't know what his problem is, but he should look
check his friend request because you resend it. No, I took it back.
I was like, well, if you're not gonna get you retracted it.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you get a week, bro, one
week, yeah, and I will retract it. Yeah, send me one.
We'll see what's up. Yeah. But no, we're out here today
in his beautiful, beautiful weather. Yes, it is a beautiful day here.
Earlier it was one hundred and ten degrees, but it cooled off nice
breeze from the northwest. One hundred and ten degrees. That dunk tank that
we got going on here definitely didn't feel like one hundred and ten degrees.
Who was not a sauna in nor a hot tub. It's cold. It
was cold, freezing, yes, so that probably felt good because it's so
hot. Amazing. So I want to talk to you about a couple of
things. First of all, this is your first Portapalooza. Like when you
first heard of this porch Paloso? Have you ever heard of it before?
No? Actually I did not hear about it at all until I've seen the
flyers for the second porch Palooza, which we're currently at, and now exactly
what I expected a lot better. Okay, what was your first initial thoughts?
You saw the flyer and you're like, Porchapalooz. I was thinking it
was going to be like a Lollapalooza. Oh, we thought there were people
in mud and bands and crazy bands, some good people lovely music. There's
no bands. There's some good people. No, we had we had some
people singing, Yeah, but that. But there's not a band, not
a band from one man band singing. And there's Matt lest You're Matt did
a podcast with me and we talked about evolution and I had to explain to
him why we did not evolve from apes. I don't think we did either.
No, there's a lot of science to that now. I don't know.
I hope they don't still teach that in schools. I'm just waiting for
the half breed between the ape and the man. Where is that one?
It don't exist. It don't exist because the eight wold ate the baby.
This is true. You know you ever see a dog, a dog gave
birth to something that was like, kind of looks like a cat dead,
Well, don't catat hamsters, a gorilla ape monkey. They would all do
the same that they wouldn't be like, hey, this thing looks like cute
little humans, got a nice little twerking booty on it. I'm gonna let's
take that other other delicious meat. Yeah, same thing. So I'd explained
to him how that works. It was. It was quite it's mind boling
the people that are so and doctrine to thinking that we did evolve from apes.
Yeah, but there's well, you know that's not even what I want
to talk to me either. You know, I love them, but yeah,
Matt came up and I had to like just point that out to you.
But Porta Blues, So this is your first one. You think it's
going great, it's fun. People seem to be having a good time.
Oh, absolutely, it's it has turned out to be quite quite the event
right now. Yeah, a lot of great people, a lot of great
resources at tables here, and there's our friends from Mr right there talking to
Marnie Winfield, who's my wife. Indeed she is, and the people in
MRI really support us a lot, and it's nice to have that support from
a PHP and you know, they're the ones to kind of take the money
from the state and they make sure that it's spent right and accordingly. And
of course I had a huge part of this event going on today, you
know, and like we I can say, hey, we brought sober eats
here today, but well, we only do that because Mr allowed us to
exactly kind of have money in that budget to give back at events like this
and to show people in the recovery community that yeah, we can have fun
and we're sober and everything's fine, absolutely, you know. And attraction attraction
rather than promotion, even though some people say, Corey, that's all you
do is promote your stuff all over the place. But hey, so it's
getting progression at progression. Nobody's perfect with anything. No, we're just working
out a little bit better today than yesterday. Absolutely. So you got a
cat, I do. We had this conversation earlier, and so you're a
phoner eyed diamond. I'd a little kid, a cat. What's the name?
Linkname? Name is link? Ziggy bartholomy owl. The third. Okay,
that's quite the name. Yeah, your kids tell you the name it?
Or did your kids name it? I named the first name Link because
he's the link to my heart, and my daughter came up with the bartholomy
owl third. I like it though. It's it adds a touch of sophistication,
sophistication intrigue so when he goes to school, he won't get picked on
and bullied. Yeah, absolutely, there's not anybody going to pick on that
kiddie. So as we brought our latest cat home, he's about a year
now, Okay, well in December he will be so I guess not quite.
But we're driving home with it, and we didn't know it was like
four days old, Like the lady told us, oh no, it's potty
training and everything, and we didn't even know. And we brought it to
the vet and the vet was like, I won't you bring this back when
it's six weeks and we're like, what I mean? It was eating kitty
litter like it was just like I'm just a little baby kitty. Like I
didn't know. And so were riding home and like as we go, meet
this lady in this winter snowstorm. She gets, she slides through stops and
it gets into a wreck. So my cat's been through that like a day
four or five. Yeah, So then we get it and then Marnie's like,
I'm just gonna hold it. And I'm like, well, it's not
wearing a seatbelt. I don't know how safe though it is, but okay,
if it's going to feel and we're driving and she's like, were you
gonna name this one? Because I named the other cat Luna, which I
think is short for lunatick. Okay, and so she's like, you name
this one and I was like, oh, I don't really know. She's
like, what's something you love? And I look at her and then she
says not that, and I said, okay, then what was it?
I like Hutson the ice cream, So I was the scum Hudson. So
that's how he named that kitty. But it was almost something else. But
she said that was inappropriate, Marshmallow. I don't think that's so I'm inappropriate.
Yeah, fluff wasn't that. It's a part of a body part,
so I just figured about the weakness. No, it wasn't that. I
don't love that really much. The cat was in my wife's lap, but
ah see, I understand. So she said, you know, what do
you really love? What do you really like? You know? And I
was like, well, but yeah, so so Hutson bill ice cream.
So Hutson is our our kiddy name and good name. It's just brings so
much joy to us. But terrorizes are other two cats, which you know,
it's kind of funny. That's good. A little bit of terrorization here
and in there does not hurt any animal. So when are you gonna get
to the next cat? I'm never this is This is my first cat I've
ever had in my life. It doesn't mean I won't get another cat.
I was sitting there thinking I really want a puppy, and then I decided,
well, I don't really want to clean up a lot of dog dukee.
So I went online and I found this stunning little fella and he had
these little blue eyes, and I said, that will be my cat,
and I went and guide him. He was one hundred dollars, and that's
okay. Everyone thought I was crazy that I bought a cat for one hundred
dollars, but it is what it is, and now we're here snooter spade
or whatever. No, no, not, I'm working on that part.
Oh well, he's just little still, he's only fourteen fifteen weeks. What
are that that it leads to? In months? I can't tell you.
My mouth skills are off three months, close to it, three and a
half this time. Get them nuts off. Yeah, you gotta get them
off, man, get them off. Don't want them no marking, that's
that's. That's the one thing I don't want. Yeah, you don't.
And it'll be better for them too, So you will, though, however,
run into a problem with I don't like that noise. No, the
cat needs a friend. No. I have three dogs, two pits,
and you already have dogs. Yeah, I got two pits, and ah,
well if they're not my dogs, you know, he s go to
the neighbors and pet them like, no, there there are. They're the
dogs that I live with me, But I they're not. They weren't introduced
to me. I was introduced to them. He didn't spend one hundred dollars
on those dogs. No, No, I did not. Okay, what
see the downfall of having a cat, and this is what took me so
long, is when you have dogs and then you get a cat, and
you got those litter boxes. Sometimes they like to, you know, they
don't like to, but they have to take a little duke inside of those
litter boxes. And for some odd reason, a dog thinks it's a treat.
Oh, so we just oh yeah, you know, certain dogs will
go in there and say, hell oh, a little fella that's this sounds
this sounds and looks delicious. I heard you in here. Let me have
it. Let me have a nib. That's why you don't get a dog
and some dogg and I's like, no, man, my dog's cool.
Goes through the beach with me, and it boots outs on sometimes, don't
puke it up. Dogs are so much trouble dude. But speaking of the
cat box, though, you're gonna get sick of changing the litter, right,
did you make your kids do that? No, make my kids do
that. Okay, they're gonna get sick of it too. And they're like,
dad, just get this thing. It's called a little robot. I
don't think so expensive. And I don't want to do it because of that
reason, because it doesn't look like it might be so prom smells bad.
Oh it's horrible. We want one, and then we ended up selling it.
I felt bad selling it, and I even told the company because like
it was just like two days after our ninety days free trial or it wasn't.
It wasn't a free trial. I was like, you can send it
back, and so I was like, I'm ready to send it back.
And I think I was in the hospital because I had my gallbladder surgery or
something, and I'm like, no, I was in the hospital, like
cout me a couple of days. They're like nope. I was like,
okay, then I'm gonna tell everybody yours stuff sucks. And they're like,
well that's fine. I'm like, okay, so don't ever buy but seriously,
don't buy it because it does suck. And I, like I said,
I felt bad, and I even told him, like, how can
I sell this as someone else? Like the product is shit, literally,
and it made it made our apartment smell worse like and it wasn't any easier
it you know, it was easy. You get a good ass scooper and
you just yeah, is get it out there as soon as it gets in
there. And they have a thing called the cat Genie, which is genius
and it's thirty buck maybe forty buck. Get that man and it you just
do just put the dukey inside then and it has its own little back,
so you when you're done with it, you know it's filling up, you
just take that one right out, you rip rip the other from the bottom
and he just put it over the top and you put it back and close
that thing. Is that it's forty thirty forty buck, I mean that's diper
genie I heard of. Yeah, I think it's the same as one to
say, I had one of those for my for my oldest daughter when she
was a baby. That gus. Yeah, absolutely the things yeah, yeah,
absolutely, yeah. It has like a little flap like this cat one
has like a little flap on one side. You pull this thing out yep,
and then has the other so you and then you put it back in
and it just steals it and close the top. Yeah, exactly what it
was. But for diapers. Yeah, I don't have to look into that.
Definitely get one of those one day hopefully. Yeah. Yeah, the
cat genie, get that. But that whole little robot actually just invested in
some stuff I saw on TikTok called pretty litter and it's supposed to be like
super scientific and like no if your cats so when it when it when they
pee, it gives you different colors. It's like art'll take pictures of it.
It's like I see you pe funny colors and then you paint it.
That's what it looks like, a little point paint splotches. It's like it's
got a picture. It's got red for like certain acidity, blue, yellow,
orange, and so it's like tells if your cat's getting enough water,
eating the right way, and if it's not, you sit it down right
in front of water dish. But you will drink this you quality H two
green, worked hard to process. Oh the sink. And then when you
want a certain color, you like just start depriving it of like certain proteins.
When I want the blue litter, I'm doing some abstract art here,
throwing a little five hour energy a little here. See what color it turns
in. Then, Oh that's great stuff, man, it really is.
Oh you can talk kitties all day. We should strow a podcast called Kitty
Talk Kitty Talk to you now, brought to you by the Little Robot,
which sucks, so don't buy it. And then we buy the Little Robot
again. This is my way of advertising. It's like I'm gonna keep saying
people's names that I don't that don't want to be associated with the podcast until
they pay me not to say it. I'll just keep saying it. If
you want your cat to be clean, healthy and living life too full,
let's get your pretty letter here www dot pretty litter dot com. Not the
Little Robot, because it sucks. The Little Robot does suck. You do
not your house smelling like dukie all the time. Buy the Little Robot now,
catch eight hundred dollars and don't be two days past. They don't care
if you're in the hospital. Make sure you buy a separate charger for one
yours breaks. The Little Robot sucks until they pay me to not just mention
their name. I think that's called the lawsuit. But I'm but see that's
not slander because I'm telling you the truth. Yeah, it's an opinion,
and we're in fact all kinds of stuff. I can tell you if we
can read the emails on the line right now too, if I can pull
them up. But anyway, that's enough cat talk. But until we start
Kitty what Kitty what? Okay? I guess that'd be a cool logo.
Two guys in the cat, two guys, one cat in a litter box.
Two guys, one litter box. Yes, no cat, no cat,
two cats, one litter box. Absolutely, that's a story to tell.
But what you listen to that podcast? You know, there's some junk
out there that people do listen to, and depends on what material you got
for that. What if we did it serious for like the first ten episodes
where just like this is what you gotta do to your cat, and just
what you gotta do, and then like we slowly started working in just like
really crazy shit like no, you have to take your cat and you have
to shave around the anus. We'll do this, well, extend your cat's
life by eight years, put on a glove and put your pinky in its
scorp around, you know, and post post on TikTok so that we can
let other people know. And then like you know, like people like why
are cats shaved booties now trending? Like what is this first? The shaved
booties in the bleached ones. Two guys, one litter box, No cats
podcast started this one clunk in the box doggy treats. We just started.
What if we just took your cats litter and my cat's litter and just started
packaging and the dog treats and this like mailed it up to be called the
cat Trap Treats. Here you go, crunchy, your dog's gonna love this,
So they would too. I'm not telling I swear for the makers of
the cat Little Robot. I'll tell you. Get you a little box and
you put it out, and you get a bunch of dogs and they'll go
up to that, and I swear at least at least every one of them
will smell it, lick it, and if not eat it, they'll they
are on there, they will eat it. It's gross. You ever been
just walking around like the field and seeing some doodoo and like, you know
what, sniff that and eat it? No, I've often thoundered, thought
and wondered. That's thundered, what what dukey it might be? And so
I sit there and watch it. Hope it gross. And that's another reason
why I just don't go walking through fields and parks and ship because I don't
want to run into that. So you don't know what you're gonna run to
in the field anyway, That's truth. Especially here monsters, lots of many
snakes. Worst one was in California, sitting there. I don't couldn't even
tell you. She didn't look familiar though, came out of nowhere so walking.
I just looked down, I said. I jumped up like a little
school girls screaming. But it only lasted three seconds and I ran away because
I was then win. No part of that. I think you're supposed to
not run away. No, I ran nothing. Screw that. You made
it, so there you go. Yes, I did well. Man.
I got some company over here that I had to say Hlili too. That's
like hello and high, Hello and high. Since we're mixing words now,
sorry, way it works. Listen for the two guys one two guys one
letterbox coming at you soon soon. And like I said, the first ten
will be dead serious and then we'll just start working in like little different things
and we'll see how far it goes. Yes, we will look for that
soon. But Matt, thanks for coming on and thanks for having me today,
for letting me do a podcast from and I appreciate you for bringing me
on here, getting me trained on some of these podcasters. Yeah, it's
been lovely and I and I adore your podcast. Thanks and shout out to
your brother. Shout out to my brother pick A Pingwin Tommy. If you're
out there listening, brother, this one's for you. Wow. Thanks Ben,
thank you, thanks for listening to the two seventeen Recovery Podcast. We
hope you come back for our next episode.