WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:08.119 Wall check and check wream. It's the two seventeen Recovery podcast with Corey Winfield. 2 00:00:08.240 --> 00:00:10.199 You know, as as soon as he gives it to her, he's 3 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:14.640 gonna give her his heart to her too, and we'll have kids and getting 4 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:24.839 married. That's too far. That's what happened though. Cory Winfield back Sports 5 00:00:25.039 --> 00:00:29.839 Peloza twenty twenty three HS has ten ten South Garfield. It's going on to 6 00:00:30.079 --> 00:00:33.679 Folt. It's like two right now. I don't know even know when it's 7 00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:36.159 gonna get published in I'm here with a friend of mine, Matt. How 8 00:00:36.200 --> 00:00:41.439 you doing Matt? Actually are employed by Addiction Treasure AM And this is a 9 00:00:41.479 --> 00:00:45.359 great event. We got here, coming at you live. Okay we're not 10 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:47.719 live, but yeah it sounds good to say it. Oh coming at your 11 00:00:47.719 --> 00:00:50.960 live here, I mean not us live, but the live event. Like 12 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:54.479 as this is happening, you're listening to it. Clearly this is not going 13 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:56.679 on. No no, no, no, not in that moment. This 14 00:00:56.799 --> 00:01:00.640 here live. Look, yeah, we are broadcasting with microphone as people are 15 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:03.879 walking by us. We're live, and you'll it'll be it'll just gonna blow 16 00:01:03.879 --> 00:01:06.760 your mind where people come up and they'll start talking to you like, you 17 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:10.159 can hear them and they won't even see their microphone. They'll be like and 18 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:11.920 you won't be able to hear where they're saying. No, and you just 19 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:17.719 not. You can hear us and smile. That guy refuses to have me 20 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:22.719 on Facebook. I don't know what his problem is, but he should look 21 00:01:23.079 --> 00:01:27.120 check his friend request because you resend it. No, I took it back. 22 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:30.400 I was like, well, if you're not gonna get you retracted it. 23 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:34.159 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you get a week, bro, one 24 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:36.879 week, yeah, and I will retract it. Yeah, send me one. 25 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:40.640 We'll see what's up. Yeah. But no, we're out here today 26 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:44.120 in his beautiful, beautiful weather. Yes, it is a beautiful day here. 27 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:47.120 Earlier it was one hundred and ten degrees, but it cooled off nice 28 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:51.079 breeze from the northwest. One hundred and ten degrees. That dunk tank that 29 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:53.159 we got going on here definitely didn't feel like one hundred and ten degrees. 30 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:57.840 Who was not a sauna in nor a hot tub. It's cold. It 31 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:01.239 was cold, freezing, yes, so that probably felt good because it's so 32 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:05.159 hot. Amazing. So I want to talk to you about a couple of 33 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:07.000 things. First of all, this is your first Portapalooza. Like when you 34 00:02:07.039 --> 00:02:09.199 first heard of this porch Paloso? Have you ever heard of it before? 35 00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:14.840 No? Actually I did not hear about it at all until I've seen the 36 00:02:14.919 --> 00:02:20.800 flyers for the second porch Palooza, which we're currently at, and now exactly 37 00:02:20.879 --> 00:02:24.080 what I expected a lot better. Okay, what was your first initial thoughts? 38 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:29.039 You saw the flyer and you're like, Porchapalooz. I was thinking it 39 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:31.199 was going to be like a Lollapalooza. Oh, we thought there were people 40 00:02:31.199 --> 00:02:38.000 in mud and bands and crazy bands, some good people lovely music. There's 41 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:39.800 no bands. There's some good people. No, we had we had some 42 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:43.240 people singing, Yeah, but that. But there's not a band, not 43 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:46.639 a band from one man band singing. And there's Matt lest You're Matt did 44 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:53.159 a podcast with me and we talked about evolution and I had to explain to 45 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:55.919 him why we did not evolve from apes. I don't think we did either. 46 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:59.879 No, there's a lot of science to that now. I don't know. 47 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:02.400 I hope they don't still teach that in schools. I'm just waiting for 48 00:03:02.439 --> 00:03:06.800 the half breed between the ape and the man. Where is that one? 49 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:09.800 It don't exist. It don't exist because the eight wold ate the baby. 50 00:03:10.280 --> 00:03:14.280 This is true. You know you ever see a dog, a dog gave 51 00:03:14.319 --> 00:03:16.360 birth to something that was like, kind of looks like a cat dead, 52 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:23.319 Well, don't catat hamsters, a gorilla ape monkey. They would all do 53 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:25.719 the same that they wouldn't be like, hey, this thing looks like cute 54 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:30.759 little humans, got a nice little twerking booty on it. I'm gonna let's 55 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:35.919 take that other other delicious meat. Yeah, same thing. So I'd explained 56 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:38.919 to him how that works. It was. It was quite it's mind boling 57 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:45.280 the people that are so and doctrine to thinking that we did evolve from apes. 58 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:50.039 Yeah, but there's well, you know that's not even what I want 59 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:52.439 to talk to me either. You know, I love them, but yeah, 60 00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:54.240 Matt came up and I had to like just point that out to you. 61 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:57.800 But Porta Blues, So this is your first one. You think it's 62 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:00.199 going great, it's fun. People seem to be having a good time. 63 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:04.159 Oh, absolutely, it's it has turned out to be quite quite the event 64 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:06.840 right now. Yeah, a lot of great people, a lot of great 65 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:12.879 resources at tables here, and there's our friends from Mr right there talking to 66 00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:15.360 Marnie Winfield, who's my wife. Indeed she is, and the people in 67 00:04:15.480 --> 00:04:18.279 MRI really support us a lot, and it's nice to have that support from 68 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:21.839 a PHP and you know, they're the ones to kind of take the money 69 00:04:21.839 --> 00:04:25.959 from the state and they make sure that it's spent right and accordingly. And 70 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:28.399 of course I had a huge part of this event going on today, you 71 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:30.439 know, and like we I can say, hey, we brought sober eats 72 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:33.360 here today, but well, we only do that because Mr allowed us to 73 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:39.040 exactly kind of have money in that budget to give back at events like this 74 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:41.959 and to show people in the recovery community that yeah, we can have fun 75 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:46.079 and we're sober and everything's fine, absolutely, you know. And attraction attraction 76 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:49.680 rather than promotion, even though some people say, Corey, that's all you 77 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:53.839 do is promote your stuff all over the place. But hey, so it's 78 00:04:53.879 --> 00:04:58.120 getting progression at progression. Nobody's perfect with anything. No, we're just working 79 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:02.160 out a little bit better today than yesterday. Absolutely. So you got a 80 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:05.360 cat, I do. We had this conversation earlier, and so you're a 81 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:10.000 phoner eyed diamond. I'd a little kid, a cat. What's the name? 82 00:05:10.319 --> 00:05:15.560 Linkname? Name is link? Ziggy bartholomy owl. The third. Okay, 83 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:17.560 that's quite the name. Yeah, your kids tell you the name it? 84 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:20.720 Or did your kids name it? I named the first name Link because 85 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:27.759 he's the link to my heart, and my daughter came up with the bartholomy 86 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:31.959 owl third. I like it though. It's it adds a touch of sophistication, 87 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:35.319 sophistication intrigue so when he goes to school, he won't get picked on 88 00:05:35.319 --> 00:05:39.439 and bullied. Yeah, absolutely, there's not anybody going to pick on that 89 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:43.639 kiddie. So as we brought our latest cat home, he's about a year 90 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:46.959 now, Okay, well in December he will be so I guess not quite. 91 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:48.720 But we're driving home with it, and we didn't know it was like 92 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:50.920 four days old, Like the lady told us, oh no, it's potty 93 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:54.439 training and everything, and we didn't even know. And we brought it to 94 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:56.920 the vet and the vet was like, I won't you bring this back when 95 00:05:56.920 --> 00:06:00.279 it's six weeks and we're like, what I mean? It was eating kitty 96 00:06:00.319 --> 00:06:02.079 litter like it was just like I'm just a little baby kitty. Like I 97 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:08.360 didn't know. And so were riding home and like as we go, meet 98 00:06:08.399 --> 00:06:12.680 this lady in this winter snowstorm. She gets, she slides through stops and 99 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:15.560 it gets into a wreck. So my cat's been through that like a day 100 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:17.879 four or five. Yeah, So then we get it and then Marnie's like, 101 00:06:17.879 --> 00:06:19.519 I'm just gonna hold it. And I'm like, well, it's not 102 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:24.000 wearing a seatbelt. I don't know how safe though it is, but okay, 103 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:25.879 if it's going to feel and we're driving and she's like, were you 104 00:06:25.879 --> 00:06:29.079 gonna name this one? Because I named the other cat Luna, which I 105 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:32.399 think is short for lunatick. Okay, and so she's like, you name 106 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:34.079 this one and I was like, oh, I don't really know. She's 107 00:06:34.079 --> 00:06:38.720 like, what's something you love? And I look at her and then she 108 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:47.519 says not that, and I said, okay, then what was it? 109 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:50.920 I like Hutson the ice cream, So I was the scum Hudson. So 110 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:54.240 that's how he named that kitty. But it was almost something else. But 111 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:58.160 she said that was inappropriate, Marshmallow. I don't think that's so I'm inappropriate. 112 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:03.199 Yeah, fluff wasn't that. It's a part of a body part, 113 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:08.519 so I just figured about the weakness. No, it wasn't that. I 114 00:07:08.519 --> 00:07:13.279 don't love that really much. The cat was in my wife's lap, but 115 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:16.360 ah see, I understand. So she said, you know, what do 116 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:18.040 you really love? What do you really like? You know? And I 117 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:20.639 was like, well, but yeah, so so Hutson bill ice cream. 118 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:25.680 So Hutson is our our kiddy name and good name. It's just brings so 119 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:29.560 much joy to us. But terrorizes are other two cats, which you know, 120 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:32.079 it's kind of funny. That's good. A little bit of terrorization here 121 00:07:32.079 --> 00:07:35.360 and in there does not hurt any animal. So when are you gonna get 122 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:39.879 to the next cat? I'm never this is This is my first cat I've 123 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:42.680 ever had in my life. It doesn't mean I won't get another cat. 124 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:48.120 I was sitting there thinking I really want a puppy, and then I decided, 125 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:50.879 well, I don't really want to clean up a lot of dog dukee. 126 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:57.360 So I went online and I found this stunning little fella and he had 127 00:07:57.399 --> 00:07:59.839 these little blue eyes, and I said, that will be my cat, 128 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:03.839 and I went and guide him. He was one hundred dollars, and that's 129 00:08:03.839 --> 00:08:05.920 okay. Everyone thought I was crazy that I bought a cat for one hundred 130 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:09.560 dollars, but it is what it is, and now we're here snooter spade 131 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:13.240 or whatever. No, no, not, I'm working on that part. 132 00:08:13.439 --> 00:08:16.160 Oh well, he's just little still, he's only fourteen fifteen weeks. What 133 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:20.120 are that that it leads to? In months? I can't tell you. 134 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:22.639 My mouth skills are off three months, close to it, three and a 135 00:08:22.680 --> 00:08:26.199 half this time. Get them nuts off. Yeah, you gotta get them 136 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:28.839 off, man, get them off. Don't want them no marking, that's 137 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:33.159 that's. That's the one thing I don't want. Yeah, you don't. 138 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:39.159 And it'll be better for them too, So you will, though, however, 139 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:46.879 run into a problem with I don't like that noise. No, the 140 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.360 cat needs a friend. No. I have three dogs, two pits, 141 00:08:50.360 --> 00:08:52.960 and you already have dogs. Yeah, I got two pits, and ah, 142 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:58.759 well if they're not my dogs, you know, he s go to 143 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:01.360 the neighbors and pet them like, no, there there are. They're the 144 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:05.279 dogs that I live with me, But I they're not. They weren't introduced 145 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:07.759 to me. I was introduced to them. He didn't spend one hundred dollars 146 00:09:07.799 --> 00:09:11.600 on those dogs. No, No, I did not. Okay, what 147 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:13.960 see the downfall of having a cat, and this is what took me so 148 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:20.279 long, is when you have dogs and then you get a cat, and 149 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:24.440 you got those litter boxes. Sometimes they like to, you know, they 150 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:26.039 don't like to, but they have to take a little duke inside of those 151 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:31.320 litter boxes. And for some odd reason, a dog thinks it's a treat. 152 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:35.080 Oh, so we just oh yeah, you know, certain dogs will 153 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:39.080 go in there and say, hell oh, a little fella that's this sounds 154 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:41.120 this sounds and looks delicious. I heard you in here. Let me have 155 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:43.879 it. Let me have a nib. That's why you don't get a dog 156 00:09:43.919 --> 00:09:46.039 and some dogg and I's like, no, man, my dog's cool. 157 00:09:46.120 --> 00:09:50.080 Goes through the beach with me, and it boots outs on sometimes, don't 158 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.879 puke it up. Dogs are so much trouble dude. But speaking of the 159 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:58.080 cat box, though, you're gonna get sick of changing the litter, right, 160 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:00.799 did you make your kids do that? No, make my kids do 161 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:03.200 that. Okay, they're gonna get sick of it too. And they're like, 162 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:05.840 dad, just get this thing. It's called a little robot. I 163 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:09.840 don't think so expensive. And I don't want to do it because of that 164 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:13.879 reason, because it doesn't look like it might be so prom smells bad. 165 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:16.000 Oh it's horrible. We want one, and then we ended up selling it. 166 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:18.759 I felt bad selling it, and I even told the company because like 167 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:22.360 it was just like two days after our ninety days free trial or it wasn't. 168 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:24.240 It wasn't a free trial. I was like, you can send it 169 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:26.639 back, and so I was like, I'm ready to send it back. 170 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:31.279 And I think I was in the hospital because I had my gallbladder surgery or 171 00:10:31.320 --> 00:10:31.879 something, and I'm like, no, I was in the hospital, like 172 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:35.679 cout me a couple of days. They're like nope. I was like, 173 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:39.440 okay, then I'm gonna tell everybody yours stuff sucks. And they're like, 174 00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:41.600 well that's fine. I'm like, okay, so don't ever buy but seriously, 175 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:43.759 don't buy it because it does suck. And I, like I said, 176 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:46.399 I felt bad, and I even told him, like, how can 177 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:50.000 I sell this as someone else? Like the product is shit, literally, 178 00:10:50.440 --> 00:10:54.080 and it made it made our apartment smell worse like and it wasn't any easier 179 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:58.279 it you know, it was easy. You get a good ass scooper and 180 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:01.000 you just yeah, is get it out there as soon as it gets in 181 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:03.519 there. And they have a thing called the cat Genie, which is genius 182 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:09.600 and it's thirty buck maybe forty buck. Get that man and it you just 183 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:11.279 do just put the dukey inside then and it has its own little back, 184 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:13.360 so you when you're done with it, you know it's filling up, you 185 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:16.120 just take that one right out, you rip rip the other from the bottom 186 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:18.559 and he just put it over the top and you put it back and close 187 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:22.720 that thing. Is that it's forty thirty forty buck, I mean that's diper 188 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:26.000 genie I heard of. Yeah, I think it's the same as one to 189 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:28.919 say, I had one of those for my for my oldest daughter when she 190 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:31.840 was a baby. That gus. Yeah, absolutely the things yeah, yeah, 191 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:35.080 absolutely, yeah. It has like a little flap like this cat one 192 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:39.720 has like a little flap on one side. You pull this thing out yep, 193 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:43.080 and then has the other so you and then you put it back in 194 00:11:43.159 --> 00:11:46.200 and it just steals it and close the top. Yeah, exactly what it 195 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:50.080 was. But for diapers. Yeah, I don't have to look into that. 196 00:11:50.200 --> 00:11:52.879 Definitely get one of those one day hopefully. Yeah. Yeah, the 197 00:11:52.919 --> 00:11:56.279 cat genie, get that. But that whole little robot actually just invested in 198 00:11:56.399 --> 00:12:03.679 some stuff I saw on TikTok called pretty litter and it's supposed to be like 199 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:07.879 super scientific and like no if your cats so when it when it when they 200 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:11.919 pee, it gives you different colors. It's like art'll take pictures of it. 201 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:15.399 It's like I see you pe funny colors and then you paint it. 202 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:18.639 That's what it looks like, a little point paint splotches. It's like it's 203 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:22.159 got a picture. It's got red for like certain acidity, blue, yellow, 204 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:24.840 orange, and so it's like tells if your cat's getting enough water, 205 00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:28.000 eating the right way, and if it's not, you sit it down right 206 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:33.799 in front of water dish. But you will drink this you quality H two 207 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:37.639 green, worked hard to process. Oh the sink. And then when you 208 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:41.519 want a certain color, you like just start depriving it of like certain proteins. 209 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:46.399 When I want the blue litter, I'm doing some abstract art here, 210 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:50.960 throwing a little five hour energy a little here. See what color it turns 211 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:52.759 in. Then, Oh that's great stuff, man, it really is. 212 00:12:54.840 --> 00:12:56.840 Oh you can talk kitties all day. We should strow a podcast called Kitty 213 00:12:56.879 --> 00:13:01.039 Talk Kitty Talk to you now, brought to you by the Little Robot, 214 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:03.720 which sucks, so don't buy it. And then we buy the Little Robot 215 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:07.200 again. This is my way of advertising. It's like I'm gonna keep saying 216 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:11.600 people's names that I don't that don't want to be associated with the podcast until 217 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:13.519 they pay me not to say it. I'll just keep saying it. If 218 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:18.200 you want your cat to be clean, healthy and living life too full, 219 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:22.799 let's get your pretty letter here www dot pretty litter dot com. Not the 220 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:26.120 Little Robot, because it sucks. The Little Robot does suck. You do 221 00:13:26.279 --> 00:13:30.799 not your house smelling like dukie all the time. Buy the Little Robot now, 222 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:35.240 catch eight hundred dollars and don't be two days past. They don't care 223 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:39.759 if you're in the hospital. Make sure you buy a separate charger for one 224 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:46.120 yours breaks. The Little Robot sucks until they pay me to not just mention 225 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:50.240 their name. I think that's called the lawsuit. But I'm but see that's 226 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:52.000 not slander because I'm telling you the truth. Yeah, it's an opinion, 227 00:13:52.480 --> 00:14:00.200 and we're in fact all kinds of stuff. I can tell you if we 228 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:01.759 can read the emails on the line right now too, if I can pull 229 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:05.039 them up. But anyway, that's enough cat talk. But until we start 230 00:14:09.039 --> 00:14:13.759 Kitty what Kitty what? Okay? I guess that'd be a cool logo. 231 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:20.399 Two guys in the cat, two guys, one cat in a litter box. 232 00:14:20.519 --> 00:14:24.559 Two guys, one litter box. Yes, no cat, no cat, 233 00:14:26.519 --> 00:14:28.120 two cats, one litter box. Absolutely, that's a story to tell. 234 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:33.200 But what you listen to that podcast? You know, there's some junk 235 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:37.279 out there that people do listen to, and depends on what material you got 236 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:41.000 for that. What if we did it serious for like the first ten episodes 237 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:41.720 where just like this is what you gotta do to your cat, and just 238 00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:46.039 what you gotta do, and then like we slowly started working in just like 239 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:48.960 really crazy shit like no, you have to take your cat and you have 240 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:52.399 to shave around the anus. We'll do this, well, extend your cat's 241 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:58.360 life by eight years, put on a glove and put your pinky in its 242 00:14:58.360 --> 00:15:01.759 scorp around, you know, and post post on TikTok so that we can 243 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:05.320 let other people know. And then like you know, like people like why 244 00:15:05.320 --> 00:15:09.799 are cats shaved booties now trending? Like what is this first? The shaved 245 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:16.240 booties in the bleached ones. Two guys, one litter box, No cats 246 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:26.279 podcast started this one clunk in the box doggy treats. We just started. 247 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:28.600 What if we just took your cats litter and my cat's litter and just started 248 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:31.600 packaging and the dog treats and this like mailed it up to be called the 249 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:35.720 cat Trap Treats. Here you go, crunchy, your dog's gonna love this, 250 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:39.360 So they would too. I'm not telling I swear for the makers of 251 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:43.320 the cat Little Robot. I'll tell you. Get you a little box and 252 00:15:43.399 --> 00:15:45.360 you put it out, and you get a bunch of dogs and they'll go 253 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:48.080 up to that, and I swear at least at least every one of them 254 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:50.559 will smell it, lick it, and if not eat it, they'll they 255 00:15:50.600 --> 00:15:54.639 are on there, they will eat it. It's gross. You ever been 256 00:15:54.679 --> 00:15:56.639 just walking around like the field and seeing some doodoo and like, you know 257 00:15:56.720 --> 00:16:03.000 what, sniff that and eat it? No, I've often thoundered, thought 258 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:08.559 and wondered. That's thundered, what what dukey it might be? And so 259 00:16:08.600 --> 00:16:14.480 I sit there and watch it. Hope it gross. And that's another reason 260 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.039 why I just don't go walking through fields and parks and ship because I don't 261 00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:18.480 want to run into that. So you don't know what you're gonna run to 262 00:16:18.559 --> 00:16:23.559 in the field anyway, That's truth. Especially here monsters, lots of many 263 00:16:23.559 --> 00:16:30.279 snakes. Worst one was in California, sitting there. I don't couldn't even 264 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:37.240 tell you. She didn't look familiar though, came out of nowhere so walking. 265 00:16:37.279 --> 00:16:38.519 I just looked down, I said. I jumped up like a little 266 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:45.919 school girls screaming. But it only lasted three seconds and I ran away because 267 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:48.759 I was then win. No part of that. I think you're supposed to 268 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:51.399 not run away. No, I ran nothing. Screw that. You made 269 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:55.840 it, so there you go. Yes, I did well. Man. 270 00:16:56.480 --> 00:17:00.480 I got some company over here that I had to say Hlili too. That's 271 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:03.480 like hello and high, Hello and high. Since we're mixing words now, 272 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:10.920 sorry, way it works. Listen for the two guys one two guys one 273 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:14.759 letterbox coming at you soon soon. And like I said, the first ten 274 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:17.559 will be dead serious and then we'll just start working in like little different things 275 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:19.359 and we'll see how far it goes. Yes, we will look for that 276 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:22.640 soon. But Matt, thanks for coming on and thanks for having me today, 277 00:17:22.680 --> 00:17:26.400 for letting me do a podcast from and I appreciate you for bringing me 278 00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:30.759 on here, getting me trained on some of these podcasters. Yeah, it's 279 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:34.319 been lovely and I and I adore your podcast. Thanks and shout out to 280 00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:37.559 your brother. Shout out to my brother pick A Pingwin Tommy. If you're 281 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:42.680 out there listening, brother, this one's for you. Wow. Thanks Ben, 282 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:48.319 thank you, thanks for listening to the two seventeen Recovery Podcast. We 283 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:51.599 hope you come back for our next episode.