WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.760 --> 00:00:11.080 Molly may will you come out to play your smile takes the day? And 2 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:19.079 this is Molly Mayo. Another nice stuff with me? Molly you take me? 3 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:31.559 Yeah? Sorry? Uh no, I'm not sorry. My name is 4 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:36.359 Molly, It's Molly may I have my buddy a Mollia with me. It's 5 00:00:36.439 --> 00:00:43.000 clear that we are already warmed up. We recorded our first full episode and 6 00:00:43.119 --> 00:00:50.600 now we're gonna do our favorite little Uh I almostn't flavor saver um. What 7 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:56.719 the fuck we're gonna do? Rapid fire? Five questions back and forth Mollia 8 00:00:56.840 --> 00:01:02.840 Nicholson and myself. Are you ready? Ready? Yeah? I'm so ready. 9 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:04.640 I have six questions just in case you ask one that I already have 10 00:01:04.719 --> 00:01:11.519 written down. Oh yeah, okay, Mala, I always get so giggly. 11 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:15.560 We want to do this. Do you believe in aliens? Yeah? 12 00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:19.640 Absolutely? There are so many planets, there's many galaxies. There's no way 13 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:25.640 we're the only ones. Come on, don't be crazy. I agree with 14 00:01:25.799 --> 00:01:33.040 you. Do you think they're walking amongst us and we just can't see them? 15 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:38.439 What are the ghosts? Are aliens? Uh? That would be crazy. 16 00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:44.000 I would feel really sad, like I don't know, I feel like 17 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:49.040 that'd be sad, Like are they are they away from their families? That 18 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:53.319 would be sad If there are aliens on earth? Are they just like on 19 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:57.840 a rum springer where they're like supposed to spend a year away? Do you 20 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:04.760 know what a rum spring is? It's like when you it's basically like a 21 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:08.000 foreign exchange student, right, like you trade places. Well, let's give 22 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:15.960 your amas. Oh no, that's fun. Now, I don't know what 23 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:22.479 a rump springer is. Rump spring is when an Amish person spends a year 24 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:25.599 away from their community to like decide if they want to be a part of 25 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:30.680 it or if they want to join the like the modernist world or whatever. 26 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:35.719 The seculars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know the right term. 27 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:38.759 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm I'm sure that's not what they call 28 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:44.960 us, the seculars. It's like it's like what you call music that's not 29 00:02:45.120 --> 00:02:53.919 church music. I wouldn't know. I am Jewish, but um I love 30 00:02:53.960 --> 00:03:01.240 you rum spring hit me? Yeah yours? Okay? Would you rather have 31 00:03:01.599 --> 00:03:09.800 hot dogs for fingers or hamburgers for toes? Hamburgers for toes? Because here's 32 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:21.840 my thing is my nickname growing up from my brother was alien toes I have. 33 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:28.479 This conversation is really just coming full circle, real nice, and it's 34 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:34.000 just, you know, there's some pudginess to them, and I feel like, 35 00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:37.800 why not just make them a hamburger? They're halfway there, but you 36 00:03:37.800 --> 00:03:42.240 would. I mean, they're real hamburgers, so like hughes are gonna be 37 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:47.360 really hard to fit with hamburgers for toes. I mean, I remember talking 38 00:03:47.400 --> 00:03:52.520 like full big mac, not just like I just imagined it, like turning 39 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:57.080 to like a ground breakfast sausage. But they're still the size they are. 40 00:03:58.159 --> 00:04:00.919 No, I don't well, I didn't lay out the parameter, so I 41 00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:08.719 think we can be possible. But I just I think maybe more like let's 42 00:04:08.759 --> 00:04:14.800 talk sliders here, you know, like you're gonna have to get Yeah, 43 00:04:14.840 --> 00:04:21.199 but yeah, I just I like doing things with my hands, and I 44 00:04:21.279 --> 00:04:29.759 like manicures. And also if they were hot dogs, I know that I 45 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:33.720 could not stop myself from eating my own fingers. Yeah, that's fair, 46 00:04:34.199 --> 00:04:39.000 that's fair. Yeah, Mike Toes, it's hard for me to get down 47 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:45.720 there, so they'd be safe. Yeah, I like that answer, Thank 48 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:57.800 you so much. Um Here is one that is a tradition to ask um 49 00:04:57.839 --> 00:05:03.040 and it's controversial. Do you fold or crinkle your toilet paper? Um? 50 00:05:03.120 --> 00:05:11.800 First of all, I use a bidet, so wow ha ha wow you 51 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:17.160 did Yeah when the toilet yeah wrong answer. Um, When the pandemic first 52 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:20.079 started and all the toilet paper was stressful, I was like, oh, 53 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:21.680 no, what are we going to do? And then I was like, 54 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:26.879 wait, yeah, I'm fine, Um, but you know you still use 55 00:05:26.879 --> 00:05:30.959 a little bit of toilet paper. I fold it, okay, hold it? 56 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:35.360 Yeah, okay, interesting answer. Are you a crumpler? I am 57 00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:43.360 a crumpler. You a crumple energy? Yeah? Yeah yeah. I looked 58 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:48.160 into getting a bidet, same kind of thought process you had, and didn't 59 00:05:48.360 --> 00:05:54.360 trust myself to not fuck up the plumbing because we're renting, you know, 60 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:58.720 and like I was looking at a real bougie one that was like you can 61 00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:00.680 put warm water in it, but you got to connect it to like all 62 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:04.240 the right hoses, and I just, I don't know, I got scared. 63 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:08.480 I bought it when we first moved to La. I was like, 64 00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:15.920 I'm an La woman. I need a bid day yes, and uh yeah, 65 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:19.839 you know it's cold water, but it's refreshing. So wow, he's 66 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:26.079 a link fuck yeah dude. Uh I kind of have a follow up then, 67 00:06:26.720 --> 00:06:30.160 do you find I've always wondered this with the bidet? Do you find 68 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:35.879 yourself having to maneuver your body differently so it will shoot up the right spots? 69 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:40.240 Like do you have to oh, spread your beout cheeks? Yeah, 70 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:46.279 I mean you just position yourself for optimal usage. Absolutely. Uh, you 71 00:06:46.279 --> 00:06:49.160 know you well, and it's just something you get used to as you use 72 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:53.800 it. You need to sit in the way that you know it's gonna work 73 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:59.839 with. I guess I need something now. Yeah, everyone needs the biddet. 74 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:02.959 That's just a that that is my if anything is taken away from any 75 00:07:02.959 --> 00:07:08.879 conversation we have, is that you need to be get You're so inspiring. 76 00:07:08.920 --> 00:07:15.920 Thank you so much. Yeah, no problem, I U hit me. 77 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:23.759 Okay, what is one thing you love that everyone else hates? Reba McIntyre. 78 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:30.560 I mean, not everyone hates Reba, but like that's fine. Um, 79 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:35.160 yeah, that's that's interesting because the first things that came to my head 80 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:41.879 were Reba and Bush Light and it's I'm just thinking of like our friend group 81 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:46.480 and I'm like, yeah, that's fair. Um, but I mean mine 82 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:50.199 is the movie White Chicks, and I think, like definitively no one likes 83 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:55.720 that movie, so I guess I assume everyone has a White Chicks but maybe 84 00:07:55.720 --> 00:08:01.279 not. Oh my god, I fucking love you so much. Um god, 85 00:08:01.319 --> 00:08:05.319 what now? I'm just thinking about like things that I really love that 86 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:15.560 repulse Johnny So like, uh, the Fredo's cheese dip, like that you're 87 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:18.560 that you get from a bodega and you just you don't heat it up, 88 00:08:20.199 --> 00:08:22.879 you just eat it straight out of the fucking can, Like I love that 89 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:31.000 shiite Like, yeah, I mean that's the great, But I was absolutely 90 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:37.720 Um, who is your favorite on King of the Hill? Um, you 91 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:41.279 know, the popular answer would be Bobby right, Like, he's very trendy. 92 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:46.879 We everyone's like he's so wacky. But the true uh star of King 93 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:50.679 of the Hill for me is Peggy Hill. The confidence that that woman has 94 00:08:50.720 --> 00:09:00.120 in herself is unbelievable. Every Peggy centric episode is just like unbelievably funny, 95 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:09.360 and I just I really relate to a woman who is so underqualified but believes 96 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:15.840 in herself so much that nothing can tell her she's wrong. I love that. 97 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:20.120 I love that Boggle Boggle Champion, Substitute Teacher of the Year man. 98 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:26.960 There are so many good episodes about Peggy and the Feet And it's just I 99 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:31.399 I rewatched King of the Hill pretty much all the time, and I've been 100 00:09:31.399 --> 00:09:33.200 the biggest fan of seasons one and two for the longest time. But right 101 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:39.279 now I'm watching season seven and season seven has some bangers. So if you 102 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:43.519 need an entry point into King of the Hill, highly recommend. Yeah. 103 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:50.879 Um, I love that this is sinking up because I will cycle through my 104 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:58.720 favorite sitcoms basically as my nighttime stories. And it's because I know them so 105 00:09:58.759 --> 00:10:03.440 well that I don't set'll be like The Office and King of the Hill and 106 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:07.960 I can tune the fuck out and like see it in my head because I 107 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:11.799 know it so well. And the episode that was on last night was when 108 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:18.559 um, she breaks up with her husband to go to prom. What's the 109 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:31.960 daughter's name? The breaks up teenager yep, Lucky played by Tom Petty. 110 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:37.600 I personally believe that Lucky is one of the worst parts of King of the 111 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:43.159 Hill, but it's very funny. That is a really good episode. Um 112 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:46.919 Yeah. If you're not into King of the Hill, you should get on 113 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:54.120 it. I wrote about King of the Hill in my master's thesis, where 114 00:10:54.679 --> 00:11:03.080 right only only at mcad can you study King of the Hill. What did 115 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:11.840 you say? I was, um, I was talking about behavior, behavior 116 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:16.240 change through empathy and the role that humor plays in it. Um. But 117 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:22.960 specifically with King of the Hill, the marketing of when the season was starting, 118 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:28.679 they were also doing like grill giveaways, so like it basically was a 119 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:35.679 case study in marketing of products teaming up with entertainment, kind of hitching those 120 00:11:35.799 --> 00:11:41.759 rides. Weird. I fucking lot that you get into the vault. I 121 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:46.879 love that. I love that, big brainy earth. Wow. Um, 122 00:11:46.960 --> 00:11:54.399 are you ready for another question? Yes? What is the best flavor like 123 00:11:54.600 --> 00:12:01.320 period ever? Yeah? This flavor white cha qualifiers, white cheddar? Yeah, 124 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:05.919 I feel like yeah, yeah, that's where I was going. Or 125 00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:13.039 if I had a box of cheesets and white cheddar cheese, its fucking white 126 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:18.519 cheddar all the time. Oh and Auntie Annie's uh white cheddar mac and cheese 127 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:24.039 box, where you fucking go? There you go, that's a great answer. 128 00:12:24.519 --> 00:12:31.039 Yeah, white cheddar like fucking melted on mashed potatoes. O mhm mm 129 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:37.559 hmmm, yep, if you I love that question, just like flavor period, 130 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:43.080 what's the best. Yeah, if you had to create an alter ego 131 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:46.679 for yourself, maybe you already have one. I don't know, Uh, 132 00:12:46.840 --> 00:13:00.000 what would you name them? M I'm really bad at name um who uh? 133 00:13:00.039 --> 00:13:05.320 I feel like I don't like oh you know, well, okay, 134 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:09.279 let me put it this way. I really like really androgynus names like and 135 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:18.159 I really love like gender nonconforming people who have super like like super like neutral 136 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:22.120 names. I think it's the coolest shit ever, like the whole it's pat 137 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:26.320 thing, which I think is really grows on SNL but like when you can't 138 00:13:26.360 --> 00:13:28.919 tell what's going on, like I love that gray space. I think it's 139 00:13:28.919 --> 00:13:33.440 so cool, like names like Chip or Spot or like even Spike is really 140 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:37.759 cool. I think like all names Spike, and I love Buffy the Vampire 141 00:13:37.799 --> 00:13:41.840 Slayer and I'm very much team Spike, so like, maybe my name would 142 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:46.080 be Spike, and I love you as a Spike. Yeah, I think 143 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:50.840 that's cool for me. I think i'd be a little I think I wouldn't 144 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:54.039 wear as much pink. Maybe I just channel a lot of energy from Spike 145 00:13:54.120 --> 00:14:00.679 from Buffy. I think that feels right. I never had cable, so 146 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:07.840 I missed that phase of television. Who played Spike? Okay, so I 147 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:13.080 didn't watch Buffy until after college. Um, have you seen Do I need 148 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:16.639 to get on that ship? No, I've not seen a single episode. 149 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:20.320 Okay, yeah, no, this is the thing you have to watch immediately. 150 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:24.840 Season one is in whatever. It's fine, but it's taken out the 151 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:30.720 most wonderful show that explores what it's like to be a woman and like to 152 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:35.000 be a teenager in ankst and like pain and oh it's so good. It's 153 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:39.200 so it's so good. Um, Josh Wheden, we have some issues with 154 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:43.600 Um the guy who plays Spike. I'm forgetting his name, but he's he's 155 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:48.559 good in that role. Uma, and and being seen Spike is pretty controversial. 156 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:50.840 But I won't tell you more because you need to just watch it. 157 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:52.799 Okay, Okay, I will do it, and then I will come back 158 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:58.799 to you. And I promise, Um, whoever is listening, even if 159 00:14:58.799 --> 00:15:03.399 it's just my mother, UM, that I will give you a recap on 160 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:09.320 what I learned from from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Um. But I had 161 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:13.200 an idea as you were explaining that to me of a glorious T shirt that 162 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:18.759 I want to make you. That's just Peggy Hill's face, but then it 163 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:26.360 says Spike underneath, almost like a royal I love that, like a royal, 164 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:31.240 like the filigree and the Yeah, I love it's chaotic. I love 165 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:37.159 that no one will know what it means. But uh okayline, oh yeah, 166 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:43.480 um you ready for another one? Okay, Spike hit me. Okay, 167 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:48.080 So we all have to wear face masks now, Um, but if 168 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:52.320 you had to make a face mask out of anything that wasn't fabric, what 169 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:56.559 would it be and it would be effective? Like in this world that we're 170 00:15:56.759 --> 00:16:06.279 living in? Oh okay, Um My immediate answer was fur, but that 171 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:10.039 would fucking suck and it would just sound like a head. Yeah it had 172 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:15.480 a beard. Yeah. Um. I think it'd be so awesome if we 173 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:22.039 could figure out a way to make um, like big leaves and have them 174 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:26.360 think like total fucking like Adam and Eve shit, and you just have like 175 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:33.519 this giant monster leaf on your face but like connected. Oh my god, 176 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:37.080 it would be so gorgeous. I like that a lot. I like the 177 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:41.679 idea of just like some plants, some like flora on your face. I 178 00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:45.440 think I would do crystals, but I crystal land plants to be really good 179 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:49.960 together. Yeah. Yeah, let's fucking layer that ship up. Let's make 180 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:55.759 some face jewelry already, So we need to get on that or someone's gonna 181 00:16:55.759 --> 00:17:03.440 steal our idea. It's true. Better stay busy. I can't stop winning. 182 00:17:04.279 --> 00:17:11.160 Wow, I want to know what's the best compliment you've ever received? 183 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:23.200 You? I hate compliments. I should I ask another one. I don't 184 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:29.039 think too. I don't mean to make you rash, No, I just 185 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:36.319 I don't. I literally have anytime someone's ever said anything nice to me, 186 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:40.119 I wanted them to just immediately stop talking, and I just like basically don't 187 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:44.440 listen to them. Um, which might be like a deeper issue that I 188 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:51.720 should like explore or whatever, but um, it's such a you know, 189 00:17:52.079 --> 00:17:55.279 it's such a Minnesota thing. It's also like I don't know, there's like 190 00:17:55.279 --> 00:17:57.640 some other shit going on there. I'm sure, but um, people tell 191 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:03.400 me I'm like smart and funny, So that's really nice. She is smart 192 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:15.920 and funny. Hell yeah, dude, yeah, Um Okay, you're ready 193 00:18:15.960 --> 00:18:21.640 for your last question? Yes, okay. If I got a dog, 194 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:25.480 what a what kind of dog would it be? And what would you name 195 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:30.759 it? If your name is Spike, I would name the dog Lee. 196 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:37.519 And I think if you got a dog, it would be the kind that 197 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:45.759 looked really cute and like a like a pair of not goggles but like sunglasses 198 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:51.079 that I'm not like, not like an accessory dog, but like I'm seeing 199 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:57.000 you on like a moped sidecar action. So it's like a medium sized dog. 200 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:07.759 That's it's like a smaller version Aradale. They're like thatenic because you have 201 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:11.519 asthma. Um. I grew up with Airdales, so yeah, that's the 202 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:15.960 perfect Yeah. No, like literally I had two air Dales, one named 203 00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:21.599 Kellev, which means dog in Hebrew, and one named Eady, which I 204 00:19:21.680 --> 00:19:26.720 named after the eads and great gardens. So that's hilarious. God, there's 205 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:32.519 so many good lawyers to you. You know me so well, oh my 206 00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:38.079 god, with this little costume of the day when this goggles. We never 207 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:41.960 put the dogs in goggles, but I like that. Wow, they have 208 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:48.519 a good head for goggles because they have that longer snout. M I did 209 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:55.160 not know that. That's really lovely. Wow, so funny. I had 210 00:19:55.160 --> 00:20:00.240 a buddy um growing up that had an Airdale as a farm dog, and 211 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:04.480 they're you know, I guess my first blush with Airdals was through the beanie 212 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:11.359 baby. They're like a tall they're a big dog. Yeah, they're like 213 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:15.480 eighty pound dogs. They're not very well known, like a lot of you 214 00:20:15.559 --> 00:20:21.160 don't see them very often. It's kind of insane that you just said Airdale, 215 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:27.559 Wow, And so it is. Aliens among us. Aliens among us 216 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:32.920 are are deals. I think about the answer. I love you so much, 217 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:37.640 thank you for playing this, I love you my friends. Funny friend 218 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:49.680 means spike, I spike bye. 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