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to get started. Welcome to teen
girl Talk being girl Talk. I'm Seesi

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Coda I'm freak Kakoda, and this
week we're doing depths to I mean barely

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lethal. La la la la.
Look, I said, we're doing a

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month of teen action spy movies and
some times they're just things just have kind

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of the same cadence or whatever,
same kind of plots or are you saying

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that these vibes are similar? Kind
of But what I would love to know

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is why did there need to be
so many teen espionage movies around this time?

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Because it's fun. It's like espionage
stuff is fun and being But Frank,

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I'm just saying, why is there
no espionage stuff now? Because everything's

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like superheroes. That's what I have
to say about that. I mean,

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like that's that's kind of just everything, isn't it. It's like, why

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is this not a thing anymore because
of because of superheroes or just like choose

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the like choose whatever big media franchise
is happening. Why does this not happen

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anymore because of blank? I mean
in the way that I missed um like

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teen you Hopia stuff, not Utopia
dystopian. I feel like we're now doing

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like just so much superhero stuff.
Well, if you want to, if

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you want more Team Dystopian stuff.
You need to lay the blame solely at

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the feet of Divergent. So I
don't know why is Divergent. I didn't

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think Diversion was bad. Why didn't
I guess, well, it bombed so

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unbelievably, Like I think they made
the first one, they made the second

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one, then the last two became
made for TV movies. Okay, because

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I think I read the book series. Do you know what I feel like?

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Does not get enough attention? Animal
uglies? Well, animals. It

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is shocking to me that Animals has
not been licensed yet. Is it just

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that it's too dark? I mean, how do you do animals? Like?

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Do you do it live action and
just have it being like horrifying nightmare

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or due to a cartoon and have
to be a horrifying nightmare like cartoon makes

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sense because you're going to have so
many morphing humans. Also, I'm going

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to say live action makes sense because
think of how far CGI has come.

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Yeah, remember morvious curious me two
very niche popular male actors into vampires.

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So I didn't mean I wasn't planning
to bring this up today. But you

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have a transition to talking about morbous
is so funny to me. You're like,

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I didn't think we were going to
have to discuss this. But so

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there was a nineteen nineties UM Spider
Man cartoon. If you look it up,

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it looks ridiculous now because they have
like normal you know, pen and

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paper two D animation, but Spider
Man is also now swinging through like three

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D buildings and Whatnotum, and like
it did the best it could, Like

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it brought in a lot of things, like he teams of the X Men

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at one point, he teams of
the Fantastic Four, teams of Iron Man

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Daredevil. Like he teams up with
a crap ton of people, and then

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they bring they bring in just a
crap ton of Spider Man villains, okay,

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which includes Morbus. Yes. Now
the problem is that, like this

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is a show made for children.
Also, Spiderman doesn't punch anybody in this

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show. He's just I'm so sad
that Morbus two is not going to get

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made. Do you think it'll get
made? No? I hope not.

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Should I watch this cartoon to replace
my love or my desire, my longing

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for morp too? I was like, yes, um, because like he's

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dressed like a gentleman in this one. He's not just dressed up as am

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just hipster. I'm gonna says Jared
Leedo, He's just Jared Leto, So,

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um, what do we call it? He's like more of a classic

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vampire in the in the TV show. The problem is they can't show him,

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you know, biting into people's necks
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Um Okay, I was gonna say, you say this like this is sheared

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knowledge that we both know why this
is not happening, and I don't know

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why it's not happening. It was
like a Saturday morning cartoon show, you

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know, like in the early nineties. So they can't like the cops didn't

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have like regular guns, they had
laser guns. Okay, so but instead

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much like in Batman in the animated
series where they needed to change thing for

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the sensors, well, he has
instead these little suckers on his hands,

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like to pus suckers and then he
that's how he sucks life out of people.

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That's awfhol. I hate it.
I hope they really showcase that in

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more Reus two. Also, Morbus
is a bad pet owner because like he

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just has the big tank of bats
in his blood lab or whatever. And

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I don't see where those bats are
able to perch or like get food or

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anything. They're just constantly swarming.
I thought that they were basically in a

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wind tunnel. Well do you think
that if you were a bat or a

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human or anything, would you think
you'd want to be constantly in a wind

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tunnel? No? I didn't really
think about it, to be totally honest,

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But now thinking about the more vious
bad tunnel, we don't see the

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top of the tube. The top
of the tube could have a series of

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perches. I mean, whenever he
goes over there, there's just constantly swarming

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in their wind tunnel. Maybe they're
like into him though, maybe like there's

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bad excitement because Morvius is in the
room because he can call to them.

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Maybe he has a constantly show up
just to get them out sick of the

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wind tunnel. Like there's a very
specific time where they're like, oh,

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I hate the wind tunnel. Then
he shows up like oh makes the wind

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tunnel all the more warfare. Then
he leaves again like oh the wind tunnel.

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Yeah. Like basically he has to
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being perpetually in a windowel. Yeah. Uh, you know who I want

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to train if they train in a
wind tunnel, The Prescotts and barely Lethal.

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I mean they seem much more talented
in mixed martial arts than being a

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bat in a wind tunnel. I
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you know, they don't constantly sit
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You're acting like this is a positive. It is one thousand percent negative

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in my book, that's fair.
Do you know what I missed? The

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Trap East Swing? Do you know
what I did not understand it? All?

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The logic of this film, like
it's if you told me it's a

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take on Oliver Twist, I would
believe you. And again I must make

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the question of how is this a
government funded project? L Jackson runs a

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school for orphaned children. It's not
even a school. It's like a training

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boot camp where they become killers.
And if you don't fall in line,

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he abandoned you and threatened, but
he'll just let the enemy murder you.

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Yeah. Also, all told,
how many days do we think Jessica albo

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is on set? Because I am
saying one one and a half tops,

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maybe two, Yeah, like one
or two. She She's like, I'll

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be here for this day scene.
Then the middle of my day after launch

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will Baby in the interrogation room.
I'll do it in one take and then

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after that you can. I guess
we'll have it at night and I'll go

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to that house. And I think
they've a very clearly filming on the same

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sets that were in Baby Dry Her, because like that the junk ard and

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this feels very familiar. Yes,
Um, there's another set where I was

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like, this looks very familiar.
Um, well, I'm sure there's sounds

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stages. Yeah, I'm trying.
I mean, this wasn't a twenty for

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produced philm Yeah, how did that
happen? The most baffling, I mean,

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twenty four is just like we'll just
put out whatever and see what's tecks.

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Well, I mean now they're known
for like prestige films. This film

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has like a thirty percent on Rotten
Tomatoes, and they're not all gonna be

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good. So let's get into it. Um. This film stars Hailey Steinfeld,

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who we've seen in in uh Bumblebee
choosing something else we watched, right,

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I don't think do we do Bumblebee? For the podcast or do we

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just go see Bumblebee. I think
we did Bumblebee for the podcast. I

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mean that would have been pre COVID, so you know, my memory is

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not great, but I'm pretty sure
we watched it for the podcast. I

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probably would have seen it anyway,
So it's it's anyone's guess. Uh,

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Sophie Turners in this. I know
that she's been in a bunch of stuff.

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I can't think of anything off on
the top of my head because the

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useless when it comes to that,
she was in um that Revenge movie watched.

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Well, that's like just throwing everything
at the wall. Cammie Mendez and

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um do Revenge Revenge? Yes,
thank you? Who is she in there?

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She's she's the girl that they frame
for cocaine at the tennis court.

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Yes, oh my god, she's
amazing in that. Okay, now I

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remember, Yeah, just throwing this
out there, like by the time I'm

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barely lether Cut came out, A
twenty four is already put it out.

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Some killers, yeahs green Room,
the Witch, um the end end of

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the tour, Amy Slow West X
Mocking had come out before Barely Lethal did.

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Yeah, it's inexplicable. Um,
it's again similar to Deb's a movie

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that's very of its time. Um. There is a fight scene at the

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end between Sophie Turner and Hailey Steinfeld
where they say some like pretty egregious stuff

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and I was like, I don't
like that at all. Also, I'm

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gonna wager I didn't look it up. I think this movie is written by

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a dude. I'm going to check
that out now. Um. So,

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Hailey Steinfeld is a secret eight wait
what's her number? Eighty three and she

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is in constant competition with Sophie Turner's
character, who is eighty four, and

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they are going on different missions to
prevent crimes. And they have a mission.

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And this is why it felt so
much like death to me. We

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get a rundown of a lady criminal. She's so dangerous, she's so elite.

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Only you, eighty three, can
you know, take care of her?

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And eighty four Sophie Turner is furious
about this. They basically embed eighty

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three in like as one of the
hostages of Jessica Elba's character. Quick sorry,

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quick interjection. The thing is eighty
three is becoming dissatisfied with her life

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of constant murder. Well, we
find out later she hasn't actually murdered anyone,

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um, but she wants the teen
experience. Yeah, so she's been

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watching like teen movies and all these
other things. This mean girls pretty in

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pink, all of them. Yeah, so she's actually building up in her

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head what she thinks an actual teen
experience is supposed to be based off of

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movies. And I thought, like
they bring this up a bit in the

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movie. I think it could have
been done a bit better. You know

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what I'm now thinking about. There's
this movie called Hannah h A n Na

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which, um does this a bit
better or it has like Eric Banna is

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this like rogue is the one where
she lives with wolves. I don't know

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if she loves a wolf. She
loves a Eric Banna and like he's basically

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been himself, yes, one of
the hulks. Um he is training her

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to get revenge against the government organization
and um oh seriously, Run, I

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did not realizeist the run was the
main character. And like she also like

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has been living like only to fight
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experience. So I guess this is
just a kind of running theme um in

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these kind of movies. So it's
weird that it's never dudes, Like,

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can you think of a dude example
of this? Well, I feel like

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I know that they're out there trying. I'm trying to think of one off

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the top of my head, though, why don't we keep going through the

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movie and I'll see if I can
find one? I mean, the thing

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okay, sorry, the thing is
what these it would always be like the

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dude to be like just still living
in high school. But then Bell like

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I'd be like taxi driver where he's
just like you know, or next week's

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movie Secret Agent Coodie Banks. Okay, Um, I was gonna also,

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nah, never mind, Frank,
I'm I'm putting my foot down after Big

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Down, Liar, I want to
watch Secret Agent. I was gonna say,

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we do across into the Spider Verse
because the sequel to that is coming

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in November. Have we not done
that? We didn't do it for the

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podcast. He just watched it,
Okay, okay, um, anyway,

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so yes, we'll do with a
secret aging Cody Banks. Thank you?

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Yeah? Um okay, sorry,
so sorry, please continue about the whole

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situation, okay. I Sara had
a question about Eric Banner though, Um,

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what happened to him after he was
no longer the Hold And was he

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the Hoholk before Ed Norton? Is
he the Hulk clits in between Ed Nooron

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and Mark Ruffalo. No, Um, he was the first Hulk and Hulk

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then verder And took over the role
incredible Hulk. Um and then ruined his

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chances to be in the MCU.
And because um, he kept he kept

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being like, this is my movie
and you're ruining my movie. Oh,

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I just I was hoping you were
going to say that he wanted to Hold

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to have like a really weird backstory
and for them to be like, we

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can't write that in. There is
a scene with him and him and his

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girlfriend are about to like start making
out and then his thing starts going all

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He's like, oh, we can't
do this, I'll turn into the Hulk

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and then he punches her head off. No, he just they just stopped

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making out. Um, let just
be like his girlfriend's playing like liv Tyler,

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not against Live Tyler. This is
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was. Obviously, I have nothing
against Liv Tyler. I am saying I

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the truth of what happened with the
Ed Norton Hulk is way less interesting than

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what happened in my imagination, which
was that he just wanted all of the

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flat lines to be banana pants.
So yeah, basically, Marvel leaves a

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statement that were like, we're looking
for somebody who's more of a team player.

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I was hoping you were going to
say his ideas were on a monkeybone

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level, and we just couldn't.
They couldn't do it. Yeah, Marvel

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didn't have NonStop money yet. Yeah, which is surprising because I feel like

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some of the people, and I
won't name names because I know that everybody

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has their favorite in the Marvel universe, but okay, I'll just say it.

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I think all Guy is probably difficult
to work with because of his insistence

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on doing the stunts himself, like
when he broke both of his arms and

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while doing the movie tag. But
and he's like a total side character,

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right, Like he's not considered one
of like the mains. If that's kind

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of the whole running joke with Hawkeye
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Um well, but he then get
got his own show with Hailey Steinfeld.

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into the Spider Verse next week,
because Haley Stein felt in that too.

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That's Spider Gwen. Um, but
like she's Okay, if we do into

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the Spider Verse next week, do
we still have time to do Secret Agent

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Cody Banks. No? I think
we should just do Secret Agent Cody Banks

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because I think that's more of our
theme. Um. I would like to

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do into the Spider Verse at some
point. Okay, I can't we do

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it in our seaquel stuff? Yeah, sequel start that. That's just all

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of summer. Okay, cool?
Okay, So so yeah, you're going

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to talk about are you going to
talk about marble stuff or the plot?

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I'm gonna talk about just one very
quick thing is I was reading this Aquaman

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comic. Uh huh, We're Aquaman. Um is just he get comes out

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of the water, goes to like
a shore side diner, and this hipster

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comes up and it's just asking him
all these questions. I ask you some

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questions by podcast and he's like trying
to be edgy and he's just edgy to

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Aquaman, who's like the ultimate edge
lord. It's on an edge lord.

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Oh my god. Okay, the
newest most recent DC Aquaman, one thousand

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percent is he like spice the camera
and he has all these witticisms. This

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is this is like blonde. It's
like I don't want to big king.

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This is invitation. This is responsible
blonde hair, blue eyed Aquaman, like

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he's just a dude just trying to
get by protecting three fourths of the planet.

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Because that's my thing about Aquaman is
Aquaman's beat is three fourths of the

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planet. For um Batman his beat
is one city. Aquaman's like, I

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got, you know, seventy five
percent of what covers this world. Anyway,

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Wait, does Zechman ever interact with
Nay More? No? There naymoors

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Marvel? Oh, so like how
much fanfic roughly? Would you say?

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Is there of them kissing a ship? Tone? Probably? Um, that

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makes sense. Okay, so we
can go back to barely lethal. I

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was gonna say this guy guy says
to Aquaman, Sorry, I interrupted your

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story with nonsense. I'm gonna just
end it real quick. This guy says

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to Aquaman, how does it feel
being nobody's favorite superhero an? Aquaman responded,

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wait a couple of years. Well, the thing is he just picks

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up his tried end and like the
waitress is like bringing him his fish and

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chips, and he just leaves two
gold coins on the on the table.

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They kind of fucked up for him
to be eating fish and chips. Well

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yeah, well that's what the guy
asked, Like, are those your friends?

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He's like, I don't know every
fish personally. I still like,

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what do you think we eat?
Yeah, I don't know every human personally.

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That doesn't mean I'm like gonna show
down on them. Yeah, I

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mean I think it's just kind of
like eating a Paris. Alcaman was like,

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yeah, it can talk, but
like other things, he doesn't talk

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to fish. It just influences where
they go up, like the things.

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He leaves her two gold coins and
he's just like. She's like, what

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do I do with these? He's
like, put your kids through college?

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And then he leaves. Okay,
I could just fill the rest of this

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episode with questions about this nonsense.
I'm not going to do that. I'm

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making a conscious decision to move away
from this because his reasoning is like serial

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killer or reasoning. I hate it. Um, I hate this. This

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is like when you talk told me
about optimist primal I'm really mad. Okay,

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so I didn't give you a full
story aboutist primal. I just told

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you his name and you got pissed
off, which is very reasonable. Yes,

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I one thousand persented. So oh
my gosh, how I'm supposed to

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live like this? This is ridiculous. You're exactly, Frank, exactly you

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did this. So um, the
whole mission to like retrieve Jessica Alba goes

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sideways. Surprise, surprise, I
mean because again this is Deb's two.

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So um, they're like, we've
never become this close, and like then

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the mission doesn't look that hard.
Yes, I mean, this is why

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I think that espionage movies that take
place in high school are complicated, because

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the thing is, the high school
is boring, and people have nothing but

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time and boredom and attention to give
other things. So when she shows up,

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when eighty three shows up out of
nowhere with her new name and she's

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an exchange student from Canada with no
traces of Canadian ancestry, people would take

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notice, especially when like special Agents
starts showing up and stuff starts going sideways.

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But it is very similar to what
we spoke about last week with the

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John Wick effect, where people are
just fighting and things are falling apart and

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everyone's like dode to do, I'll
just keep dancing, doesn't matter. I

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am unaffected. I've hit like three
dudes of my cars going around the Octa

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triomph. But you know, I'm
just gonna go about my day, not

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gonna think about this. I'm not
gonna stop. Yeah, like I just

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who has the time? So eighty
three falls in a late This is so

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nutty. So is They're all lined
up to be shot execution style, which

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is very heavy, and when her
black hood is pulled off, she's like,

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gotcha and m sweeps Jessica Alba's legs
and now they're in a tussle and

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Jessica Alba if hears to have bested
her, but that's not what happened.

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She has looped a wire accord something
to that. When how does she signal

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to them to like yank Jessica Alba
up? Or is that just perfect timing,

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perfect movie timing. It's the Fulton
recovery system or the best diversion of

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it that everybody loves to put in
their movies, and especially in the Metaga

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Solid five video game, Okay,
you release a balloon and that lifts you

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up, and then a plane comes
along and takes you. But in like

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the Medaga Solid five video game,
it like you have to have a balloon

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to something. It floats in front
of you for like three seconds. Then

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if it's a person, he goes
and just shoots them into the sky.

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Okay, I did see that in
a game ogre video, but they accidentally

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did that with their car. They
were like, oh no, I needed

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that, yeah, um so yeah. So they are entangled in this rope

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being brought up by the plane and
um like Agent eighty three is being shot

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at by Jessica Alba. Uh she
A three falls into a river. Samuel

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Jackson is like a three report report
Now she's dead. He literally says,

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this is your last chance. What
you're not going to go look for her?

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Like if you don't respond, if
you're unconscious, stuff, young lady,

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you get back in this in this
plane. Write this instant Like so

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again, they did not have a
choice, Like I really don't know how

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much of a choice the deb's head, but it did seem more voluntary than

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this. It's literally they show up
on your graduation day at high school and

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they're like, do you want to
join a group where you kill people for

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the government and all the devs are
like, Yeah, we're gonna live in

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this sorority house and be really cool. Yeah, and not actually attend classes

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because we're too busy having breakfast with
holograms and like we're I don't know how

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we got on the subject, but
like, you know, the Debs and

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the Prescott are just child soldiers.
Well maybe the devs are list child soldiers,

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but like last night, we're listing
all the organizations and like teen fiction

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and fiction that and lest child soldiers
and it's quite a lot of them.

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Yeah, and X men. These
are people we are supposed to be cheering

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for. We're supposed to like them. But when so they track down eighty

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two after she's embedded herself in this
new family. Um. The there's a

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younger brother, a single mom,
and a sister played by Deve Cameron,

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and the sister is very suspicious of
eighty three. What's her new name?

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Um Megan from Regina, Yes,
Meganum. The little brother is just delighted

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because Megan Slash eighty three is you
know, willing to pretend that he's in

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Ninja, and um, like it's
just generally pleasant to be around. And

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the mom is you know, like
pretty chill Um wants her to have the

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full experience. I don't know if
Topher Grace was written out of this movie

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or not. That's definitely him in
the photo right, Yes, that mustache

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that I think he continued on with
until he was David Duke in Black plans

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Man. What was that about.
I don't know. Is that like a

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red herring for us to think,
like, oh, cool, toforh Grace

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is going to be in this movie? Said the movie, and there was

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like, yeah, well maybe maybe
they had big plans for there to eventually

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be a sequel that despite the fact
I think A twenty four doesn't do sequels.

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So um, like she does,
Megan does a hug a random person

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thinking that it's tofor Grace, which
I've done a few times in my life,

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which was a good gag. But
at the same time, I'm like,

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why would you get Topah Grace for
that? Yeah? Um, I

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don't know. Maybe I didn't think
he might have been written as a movie

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which was written by dude. Yeah
I got that vibe. Yeah, well

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So so, thus we have Megan
and Meghan, Lizza's first day of

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school and Lizza's like please love the
Christ dude, I embarrass me, and

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Meghan's like, guess what I'm gonna
Yeah. I mean they did a really

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good job with her outfit being close
enough to something someone would wear, but

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like just very off target. And
so when I'm sorry, what's the sister's

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name again, Liz, it's a
bunch of pieces that would work with different

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and outfit, and then she just
jammed all of them together. Yeah,

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like almost everything is too much of
a look. So Liz pulls out a

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school T shirt and is like put
this on, whites that makeup off and

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you know, basically like don't look
so wacky anymore. And you know,

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Megan's a little bit crestfallen because she
put a lot of research and work into

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this terrible look that she's rocking,
and you know, if it makes her

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happy, I think she should just
follow her bliss. But the rest of

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the day does not go that well. She gets involved with two dudes,

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and the movie makes it very clear
which one you're supposed to be cheering for,

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and it is not the guy that
is in the popular high school band

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con Cash. This is his name. Yeah, I was like, Frank's

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gonna hate this guy. I mean, I thought he was okay, Like

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I thought he's gonna be way doucher
than like he was. I mean,

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Gucci is pretty douche um, but
until he becomes Bernard. Yeah, I

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mean he does get his come up
ins. Like at one point, the

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first time he sees Megan, he
grabs her butt, which sucks, and

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then he tries to do it again
and without looking, Megan wraps his hand

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and like newly breaks his fingers.
Yeah, and so like, but here's

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the thing. I feel like there
there was the bones of a good movie,

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and then they just built it up
with a bunch of like other stuff

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that wasn't good. Um. So, like she's instantly attracted to Cash,

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but she also starts making friends with
Roger Um and they make a bunch of

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puns together, And I did like
the principle in this. He's like,

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I'm so sad we like finally have
some diversity of the school. Our phone

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exchange from Canada. Really like that's
the best they could do. And they

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have her come out and introduced herself. It does not go great. Then

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Emoticon starts playing and then Roger asks
her like, so this is your first

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day, your first time in high
school, Like what's going on? Yeah,

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and she's trying to navigate the choppy
waters of the high school cafeteria.

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These cheerleaders, who seemed genuinely nice, ask her to sit with them,

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and she says, I know what
you're planning, and they're like, wait,

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what, which reminds me of this
bit from the cartoon movie Meet the

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Robinsons, where this kid's like school
was dreadful and like you see this kid

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walking through the halls was head down. These two other boys like, hey

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man, your fold is really cool. Well it's like, hey, do

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you want to hang out later?
And then just like the narror goes every

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but he hated me so so yeah, so she's like, I know what

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you're up to, and they're very
confused. She ends up like in competition.

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Then they go to chemistry class,
which is the chemistry teacher is so

404
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:21.119
bizarre. He made me so uncomfortable. Why is he touching Cash so much?

405
00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:24.559
Yeah, well he wants to jam
with him, and also like he's

406
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:29.400
just constantly yelling at everybody to get
out and whatnot, So I guess him

407
00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:32.119
and Cash can be together. It
was so weird, but like he's like,

408
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:36.840
enjoy where you sat today because next
week, I've got to our next

409
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:42.920
class, You're gonna have assigned seats, And of course Megan infiltrates and changes

410
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:46.719
her seats to be sitting next to
Cash. When Frank says infultrate, he

411
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:53.719
means literally drops from the ceiling after
hours in the school to hack into these

412
00:35:53.960 --> 00:36:02.119
terrible chemistry teachers computer. Yes,
so what she does not know is that

413
00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:07.199
the chemistry future of plans on using
Cash as a lab assistant, which is

414
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:10.960
weird. Yes, a lot of
weird energy come from there. The thing,

415
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:15.639
the fact of the maount is like
Cash is just boring and dull,

416
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:23.920
which the movie fully knows. Um. So the next so, Megan starts

417
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:29.360
noticing a white van sitting outside of
her Oh, I did enjoy that.

418
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:37.719
The two girls that are in competition
for Cash's love tell Megan that he's like

419
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:42.440
they like, you know what Cash
loves more than anything, mascots? And

420
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:45.159
if Cash had liked mascots, I
would have liked him more. But he

421
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:50.920
doesn't seem to care about mascots.
But Frank, how in this film would

422
00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:54.920
you like Cash to convey his love
of mascots? Like, what exactly would

423
00:36:54.920 --> 00:37:00.360
be inappropriate? He just like really
sick pumped on mascot. Well the mini

424
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:05.519
he sees a mascot, he just
goes yeah, yeah, yeah, I

425
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:08.679
mean Frank. They specifically said that
he has very good school spirit and that's

426
00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:15.039
why his band plays at every PEP
rally and she was like, yeah,

427
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:17.679
it makes sense, checks out.
Yeah. So she does like a fun

428
00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:23.159
little axe demonstration. The like teacher
that's supposed to be her trying her out

429
00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:28.760
is like, yeah, whatever,
you got the role, um, and

430
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:34.800
we then that's when the van starts
flowing her and eventually like three guys dressed

431
00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:37.239
all in black, I'm running onto
the field while she's performing with the marching

432
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:45.039
band. She fights them off and
she's like, who don't you And apparently

433
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:50.440
the it's a tradition that the rival
school kidnaps the mascot every year, but

434
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:58.159
she has handily disarmed them. Everyone's
filming this. She's completely embarrassed. Roger

435
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:02.519
like try to talk to her afterwards, but she is too bereft. Um.

436
00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:07.639
Rob Hubil is the dad for some
reason, and I feel like they

437
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:14.320
were kind of casting him as a
villain. All of the adults are very

438
00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:20.599
strange in this Villaman. We still
haven't even talked about the mom like,

439
00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:25.320
yeah, I'm gonna say she's strange
but the least problematic. Yeah, she's

440
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:34.079
at least seems supportive. Yeah.
So, um, you know, the

441
00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:39.440
YouTube video alerts the Prescotts and I
get you know, and here's the thing.

442
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:45.920
I would say, there's there might
be a reference to Um Debs in

443
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:52.199
this movie, because when Samuel Jackson
is trying to get Um Jessica Alba to

444
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:57.159
name her suppliers, He's like,
I can make yoursel a lot more cozy.

445
00:38:57.360 --> 00:39:00.840
I could like give you the L
word box set, you know.

446
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:05.000
And I'm just like, is she
I was like, I'm wondering if the

447
00:39:05.079 --> 00:39:07.039
like the writer of this movie is
trying to send a weight that she's gay

448
00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:13.480
and thus the same as UM trying
to Brewster's character from Depths. I don't

449
00:39:13.519 --> 00:39:16.000
think so. I think you are
giving this movie so much credit. Yeah,

450
00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:22.239
all right, I have to give
it something. Um so yeah,

451
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:28.519
um, So the press Scotts find
out where Megan is. She gets kidnapped.

452
00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:35.800
We're not kidnapped. She gets apprehended
by Samuel Jackson and Stevo. Dad

453
00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:42.239
was so strange. He doesn't talk
for the first half of the scene.

454
00:39:42.760 --> 00:39:47.559
Then they have him deliver lines which
Stevo is not a trained actor. This

455
00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:52.960
is not a slight to Stevo.
This is this is not his profession.

456
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:59.039
So to put him next to two
actors who have been doing this for a

457
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:04.119
while is not nice. I mean
yeah, Like to be fair, I

458
00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:07.000
did find his lines very funny,
like the idea of him being like,

459
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:13.840
you're you're stickling her growth man like
as he menaces her with a car battery.

460
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:20.280
Yeah, like it just I it
was so jarring because the scene starts

461
00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:24.639
and I was like, just Steva, Steva, there are we acknowledging that

462
00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:29.199
this is Stevo. Why is this
happening? Stevo needs to stick to his

463
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:31.800
lane of spreading joy and positivity in
the world. Yeah, so that's the

464
00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:37.519
thing, Like, it is such
a strange move to have him in this

465
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:43.760
role in this movie. Yeah,
I'm like, God, doesn't imagine him

466
00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:46.400
playing like a button down like Dad. Well, like, imagine him playing

467
00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:52.719
too strange and I'd began to have
strange It is because he still has like

468
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:55.519
the froggy voice. Yeah, And
I'm just thinking about the fact that,

469
00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:59.559
like Pedro, do they nod to
the fact that Pedro has a tattoo of

470
00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:04.760
himself on his back, right,
because that's his character name. Frank.

471
00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:07.880
I can't talk anymore about the fact
that CBOs in this movie. It's too

472
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:15.639
bizarre. Um, So you know, he's like, okay, moving on,

473
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:23.320
so busy. So basically they go
back and forth on well, you

474
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:27.000
know, like you can leave,
but we're not gonna help you, which

475
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:30.159
like, but we also want you
back, and like, the movie just

476
00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:34.199
can't seem to decide what Sarahl Jackson
wants for Megan, whether he wants her

477
00:41:34.239 --> 00:41:40.320
back or he wants to abandon her. He's the whole thing of the Prescotts

478
00:41:40.639 --> 00:41:47.119
is you don't form attachments, unlike
Debs, where the edict is no one

479
00:41:47.159 --> 00:41:55.079
gets left behind. Yeah, And
so eighty three Slash Megan has decided this

480
00:41:55.320 --> 00:42:02.239
doesn't work for her, and so
when eighty four shows up as Heather,

481
00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:07.360
Um, Megan is like, what
are you doing here? And Heather says

482
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:13.960
that Samuel Jackson sent her to keep
an eye on Megan, and so then

483
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:19.719
eighty three Slash Megan is like,
oh, the strings don't get in my

484
00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:22.400
way. I'm going to get asked
to prom and Heather's like, thought,

485
00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:28.280
I mean, I should have realized
this is written by a movie when Heather's

486
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:31.079
you literally said, I should have
realized this is written by a movie.

487
00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:39.360
Okay, which movie wrote this movie? Um, Deb's wanted revenge and they

488
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:43.039
wanted the sequel. They're like,
we can't call it Debs, so we

489
00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:46.760
have to call it something else will
at least slightly make it better. Again,

490
00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:53.280
that is a hot take. So
are there cgi force fields in this

491
00:42:53.360 --> 00:43:00.840
one? I don't think so.
No, um worse. I still think

492
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:06.079
it's one better. Okay, But
the thing is like I should have known

493
00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:12.159
this certain by a dude when we
Heather's revenge on Megan is just to threaten

494
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:15.760
to bone down with various boys that
she likes. Oh my god, wouldn't

495
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:23.440
it be funny if she had pantser
hea. There's like, you'll never see

496
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:29.519
my revenge coming. And then like, I like, Megan's trying to talk

497
00:43:29.559 --> 00:43:31.599
to Cash, It's been like weeks
at this point, and he just runs

498
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:37.360
by a pancer and just like what, it just runs away. It would

499
00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:43.360
be so funny because it would be
so goofy. Because okay, that is

500
00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:47.119
what I will point out that I
miss from Debs. Debs could not kind

501
00:43:47.159 --> 00:43:51.199
of find it stride, but it
was goofy. I feel like, if

502
00:43:51.239 --> 00:43:55.360
you are going to do a teen
spionage movie and needs to be more goofy,

503
00:43:55.480 --> 00:44:00.280
and I need to think less about
child soldiers. That's fair. It's

504
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:05.760
hard to lose myself when I am
thinking about the fact that eighty three Slash

505
00:44:05.880 --> 00:44:10.679
Megan and eighty four slash Heather are
child soldiers. And then you show me

506
00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:17.360
a like scene of Samuel L.
Jackson training seven and eight year olds in

507
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:22.760
bomb disposal. I hated that,
and one of them like does it wrong

508
00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:31.360
and obstentively like in this scenario blows
themselves off. That sucked, and you

509
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:36.679
know I'll go hurt and dead nobody
because all the guns were banana plants like

510
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:43.000
clown choose And you know who was
in the hurt locker wearing bomb disposal gear,

511
00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:49.239
Jeremy Brenner Hawkeye. That is true. So anyway, U So yeah,

512
00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:55.559
the movie just starts spiraling towards the
end, and like Liz and Heather

513
00:44:55.840 --> 00:45:00.880
are driving somewhere and they get attacked. Oh this is after they go to

514
00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:10.360
a party where Um Megan, not
Heather. Meganum is a terrible friend and

515
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:14.599
or pseudo sister. I don't know
how you want to refer to her and

516
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:19.760
abandons Liz. At the party,
Liz gets genitalia drawn on her face.

517
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:24.519
Foster Mom is curious understandably where she
said, how dare you leave her?

518
00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:29.800
And Megan's excuse was like, well, you told me I have a teenage

519
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:34.360
experience, and she's like, my
daughter has mail gen filia drawn in her

520
00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:37.920
face, prominent marker and she has
to go to church like this, I

521
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:42.239
think about what you did. So
when they like also, I did enjoy

522
00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:46.400
the scenes with Liz and Bernard in
the bathtub, like starting to like become

523
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:51.280
friends and eventual like smooth, well, because they had made so many jokes

524
00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:57.079
about Bernard possibly being guilty of assault. I the whole time I was tense.

525
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:00.519
I was like, oh right,
this movie changes mine and Guc is

526
00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:07.199
actually a good guy. Scared the
whole fiber Liz. I forgot about that.

527
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:12.639
I do now, like now you're
reminding me of that. This movie

528
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:16.719
played a trick on me, and
I remember that fucking Okay, yeah it

529
00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:22.480
does is better, No, I
mean, okay. The thing is like

530
00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:27.000
the Bobby like from Debs, Like
yeah, I was like, oh,

531
00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:30.000
like thinking about you, and that
truck is kind of hot, like yeah,

532
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:37.960
Frank, that sucks but she wasn't
in danger from him. Now just

533
00:46:37.039 --> 00:46:42.760
your Danner roster is in danger run. Yeah, and Joanna Booster was a

534
00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:53.920
criminal. Yeah, Liz was just
existing. Yeah. Okay, oh my

535
00:46:54.000 --> 00:47:00.119
god. I mean, Frank good
art makes you think, Allah Debs.

536
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:06.960
This is like when I turned the
corner on after and I was like,

537
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:10.960
no, I love it. I
can't the hard wants what it wants.

538
00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:15.519
I can't help it. Okay,
what did you think of the ending?

539
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:22.679
They go to the prom and it's
kind of like, I did you feel

540
00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:30.159
satisfied with the school year and her
experience and did you think that this was

541
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:35.920
a good place for the movie to
crescendo? No? Um, The whole

542
00:47:36.039 --> 00:47:40.599
thing with the prom and every like
the thing is I feel like there's a

543
00:47:40.679 --> 00:47:44.679
way to do this, Like you
know, I feel like there's a way,

544
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:49.760
like much like Deb's feel there's a
way. Okay, what we said

545
00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:52.920
this last week's see we said this
is like a C plus movie and like

546
00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:58.119
it had room for improvement, like
a sequel could have made it better.

547
00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:01.039
I mean, just the fact that
you're using dems as the yardstick for how

548
00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:05.880
to do things is like delighting meed
to no end. Well, no,

549
00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:10.639
I mean like it's just like this
this delighted the genre of high school spy

550
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:16.679
movies. I feel like I feel
like this could have been an anime that

551
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:21.039
would have made way more sense.
What was an anime at one point?

552
00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:23.519
I feel like, yeah, Full
Metal Panic was something along these lines.

553
00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:30.280
But the director of the writer Full
Metal Panic and is like hates Greta Thurnbert

554
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:34.960
for some reason. Um weird,
yeah, like he's not a good guy.

555
00:48:35.679 --> 00:48:39.199
Um. I mean that's as arbitrary
as what did I say? The

556
00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:46.519
whole subsession was this? That wasn't
a real obsession enough time to think.

557
00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:53.800
I hope it's not a real obsession. Like, so, um, okay,

558
00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:58.159
what if he was like, I'm
super into dating the whole I hate

559
00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.840
that he wants to punch my head
off all the time. So I made

560
00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:08.320
a series of melons with like printeds
of my face so he can just knock

561
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:14.800
them almost like a t ball thing. I mean, the Hulk has a

562
00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:20.159
child with somebody. Okay, what
if he really liked melon though? So

563
00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:22.400
like he knocks the fake me head
on the ground and it splits open,

564
00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:27.239
and then he's just like, I
don't I mean that one has some other

565
00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:30.119
implications that I don't want to,
Like, he's devouring my brains, That's

566
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:32.880
what I'm saying. It has some
other implications that I don't want to think

567
00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:38.800
about. I mean, like Aquaman
and eating fish. Yes, um yeah,

568
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:46.760
so during so during the Planet Hulk
um arc where the a bunch of

569
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:51.280
of superheroes are like, we're gonna
send the Hulk away because he's causing too

570
00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:53.519
much damage. Um, they shot
him into space. He handled on this

571
00:49:53.559 --> 00:50:04.599
planet called scar our Ccar Cicario no
sa ka Cicari would be better if the

572
00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:07.719
Holp was in it, though,
I mean, I'm pretty sure you kill

573
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:12.119
Benicio del Toro. What if he's
threw him into the sun. Can the

574
00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:15.599
Hulk throw someone into the sun?
Probably if he's angry enough, like a

575
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:21.039
discus? How do I get the
Hulk to throw me into the sun?

576
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:23.400
Just get him? Don't think it
would hurt. I think you just did

577
00:50:23.440 --> 00:50:27.480
incinerate like on site on contact.
Well, I mean, well, first

578
00:50:27.519 --> 00:50:30.800
you'd freeze to death, like in
the reach of the space, So it

579
00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:36.119
would be like throwing a popsicle into
a bonfire. You would need you would

580
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:39.800
need to yeah, basically, but
you would first need to reach escape velocity

581
00:50:39.880 --> 00:50:45.079
to get out of Earth's gravity,
which he discives me that hard. I

582
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:50.400
mean, he's the whole gil he
once held up a mountain? Why because

583
00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:52.119
I was gonna fall in up?
Was there something delicious under there? No?

584
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:59.639
Why do you think the Hulk is
complete? Eating? Should? Sorry?

585
00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:04.800
What? Because he's a giant five
four bomb? He's kind of a

586
00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:08.639
giant. Um his name is literally
the whole? Who are you fucking with

587
00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:14.079
me? Like? He's a giant, He's a giant man, Yes,

588
00:51:14.239 --> 00:51:19.400
lating me. I'm going on the
internet to get you canceled. Um.

589
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:22.079
Wait, so do you think I
should do a tumbler pole about whether the

590
00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:25.119
Hulk is a giant or not?
I'm doing it now. I'll let you

591
00:51:25.239 --> 00:51:29.960
know the results. He's like six
foot Like he's like six foot seven foot.

592
00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:32.480
That's not really giant. Frank.
Do you have a lot of um

593
00:51:34.159 --> 00:51:37.360
like interaction on tumbler Like just the
same three people like all my posts?

594
00:51:38.320 --> 00:51:44.519
They have any uh, which we
call it interest in the Hulk. I

595
00:51:44.599 --> 00:51:47.199
get a lot of messages from bots
telling me to join their website to meet

596
00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:52.159
ladies. Okay, in the last
two days, nine bots started following me.

597
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:55.239
I'm gonna ask them if they have
any feelings about the Hulk how to

598
00:51:55.400 --> 00:52:00.199
make a quiz If I have to
pay more, I'm not doing it,

599
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:06.000
okay, just to just to finish
up this movie. No, right,

600
00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:12.480
that's the thing we're doing. Like
like Heather in Megan, Um, Heather

601
00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:15.639
in Megan get to a fight because
Heather's just like, guess what, I'm

602
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:22.960
going to revenge, you know,
bone down with Roger Um and like Megan

603
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:30.920
realizes Cash is really boring um,
which did give me vibes of um of

604
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:37.639
russe line like the end with Juliet
and um Romeo on the boat. They

605
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:45.599
have absolutely no chemistry of one another. Um. But so they have a

606
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:52.159
they have a fight. Liz um
stabs Heather in the back of the leg

607
00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:58.480
with a like a corn dog stick
um and Rogers pulling some It has to

608
00:52:58.519 --> 00:53:00.119
be called out. We're calling up
Bernard for being a piece of crap.

609
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:05.960
I have to call out Roger for
having it just straight up like nice guy

610
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:07.960
vibes where he's just like I thought
we were more, I'm not gonna be

611
00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:10.719
I'm not gonna be nice to you
anymore because you have a girl, you

612
00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:15.119
have a boyfriend. Um. Yeah, it kind of sucks. Frank,

613
00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:22.360
I thank you the pole. It's
important. Okay. Um, if you

614
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:28.039
are listening to this within the week, you can go. My tumbler is

615
00:53:28.039 --> 00:53:30.719
super easy. It's the same as
my name on on social media. It's

616
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:36.360
Usbozy and I'm not gonna post anything
else until this pole is over. Is

617
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:38.159
the whole giant or just a large
man? Oh? It was like one

618
00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:44.480
hundred percent responds agree with me?
Wait, how do I see the result?

619
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.800
I don't know. I just voted. It's like one hundred percent is

620
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:52.639
a big guy? Apparently, the
um what we call it? Oh,

621
00:53:53.559 --> 00:54:05.599
I got one vote because it was
me. It's fifty. Now it's zero

622
00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:12.800
out to no votes. Okay,
yes, please vote on my pole.

623
00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:19.400
Okay, I'll put the link into
the griffinup. Okay, um so um.

624
00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:24.599
Then they're just like oh no,
like listens, well, like lizten

625
00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:29.519
Meg's mom and brother are in danger. They go back to they go back

626
00:54:29.559 --> 00:54:34.559
to the house. Um, Megan
has like two guns. Trains just go

627
00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:37.480
alba. Then they're like, oh, we have Liz hostage, you know,

628
00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:42.360
and then Parker's guess what, like, guess what I've been playing with

629
00:54:42.920 --> 00:54:45.719
Megan's spy year this entire movie,
nobody put a stop to that. I've

630
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:51.280
been playing with taser and like a
Samurai sword, and now I have a

631
00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:53.519
smoke pomb and he or a flashbag
I should say, he throws in the

632
00:54:53.519 --> 00:54:58.360
middle of booving room. Everybody's like
knocked out by it. Samuel Jackson shows

633
00:54:58.480 --> 00:55:00.880
up, so you know, Megan
doesn't get to save the day where you

634
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:05.559
have the man to do that.
And then um, he's like, you

635
00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:08.320
know what, go ahead and take
this helicopter to go rescue Roger from a

636
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:14.320
drive home with his weird dad.
Yeah. And also I decided, I

637
00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:16.519
guess I do care. That could
change tomorrow, who knows. And he's

638
00:55:16.519 --> 00:55:20.639
like, you know what, it'll
be good if you do, like well,

639
00:55:21.000 --> 00:55:23.559
act as a child soldier in a
deep cover high school capacity for us.

640
00:55:24.199 --> 00:55:28.360
And I'm just like, huh,
I don't like the implication of that

641
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:30.760
at all. Frank, I have
an important question for you. Do you

642
00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:34.840
think I should blaze my pole?
What do you mean blaze your pole?

643
00:55:36.320 --> 00:55:42.159
Basically I would see, Um,
what's the thing like promoting it on Tumblr?

644
00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:47.960
Blaze it? Yeah? Basically?
Um, I mean does it cost

645
00:55:49.079 --> 00:55:54.000
money? Yes? No, sayes
he don't waste your money. I'm blazing

646
00:55:54.079 --> 00:56:01.119
this pole, Okay, I have
no thoughts about this then the end of

647
00:56:01.199 --> 00:56:05.079
this movie, because I've showed you
all my thoughts. I wish we just

648
00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:08.280
watched Depths again. Okay. The
thing is, I'll give the Prescotts,

649
00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:15.119
and the Prescotts are not described as
seducers. That's true. Okay, fine,

650
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:22.159
I am going to edit my review. I wish Morby's this movie like

651
00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:28.400
none, just in background scenes,
just like skulking around the wall doing vampire

652
00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:34.719
face, delivering stupid lines like it's
just your friendly Michael Morbius or whatever he

653
00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:38.639
says. So it's just like it's
not even like it follows where he's ever

654
00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:45.119
approaching, you know, our heroes. It's just like he's just vamping in

655
00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:49.760
the back. He's literally vamping in
the background. Yeah, it's basically like

656
00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:53.280
someone played the greatest hits, like
they're skipping around the DVD menu of Morbius.

657
00:56:54.199 --> 00:56:58.960
God, do you remember when we
watched it follows. There's that scene

658
00:56:59.039 --> 00:57:04.000
where they're leaving the their high school
and like they just they go outside and

659
00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:06.639
like they see you can see the
thing in the background. They don't know

660
00:57:06.760 --> 00:57:09.760
us that at all. Oh,
I don't like that, And I don't

661
00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:13.880
like when the very tall man comes
in and kills the guy. Yeah.

662
00:57:14.519 --> 00:57:16.639
I think about the very tall man
like once every other day at night.

663
00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:22.239
Yeah, this is why I still
sleep at the nightlight on. Please fill

664
00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:29.079
out my poll. Okay, um, So, as we've talked about a

665
00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:35.119
couple times, next week we're doing
Special Agent Cody Banks. Very excited,

666
00:57:35.239 --> 00:57:38.159
and then close out the month we
will be doing Polite Society. Also excited

667
00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:42.599
about that. And if you'd like
to write us so, you can write

668
00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:45.760
us at real Team girl talk at
gmail dot com. We have a Facebook

669
00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:52.960
group and page that Frank moderates,
and until next week I am Suzi Codada Team Coda