Good evening. I'm here on the grounds of the Chalomir University of the Magical
and Martial Arts, perhaps better known to some of our listeners as Mage and
Marshall. Today was supposed to be a festive day, celebrating both Mage and
Marshall's newest batch of graduates and three decades of freedom from the autocrat Phineas Malvaux,
who previously ruled over our country with an iron fist. Shortly after graduation
kicked off this morning, a loud crack of magical thunders showed that all was
not well here in Shallowmere. As robes supporters of Malvo filed into Memorial Stadium,
a seemingly impenetrable energy dome descended over the entire graduating class, as well
as a graduation audience, trapping everyone inside, and then, to the surprise
of all who had long believed Malvo to be dead, the likeness of a
seemingly a live Malvau was beamed into the sky and began to address the crowd.
Well, hello there, Shallomir. I am sorry to interrupt your festivities
today, but gosh, I surely missed you these last thirty years. Looking
for all of you I'm pretty hard to kill, So now I'm back.
Babies, you miss me, don't worry about answering. I won't be able
to hear you. I'm in an undisclosed location until the mechanisms are all in
place for me to come back again. Malvaux or the very believable Malvau impersonator
went on to demand the immediate resignation of the triarchy and the complete restoration of
the autocracy to power triarch this Elodora and Uveda's acting Secretary of War Gideon storm
Caller, who were both at the graduation but not trapped under the dome,
have retreated with members of Major and Marshall's faculty to Sovereign House. That's where
they're likely discussing how to handle this incursion and trying to determine how to free
those trapped under the energy Dome. We've now learned that the two other triarchs,
Harry and Cantrell and karlatda Abeldown, have been notified of what's happening and
are reportedly en route from Platacemat to Shallow Mirror now. Earlier today, we
reported that Odora storm Caller and the Major and Marshall faculty who headed to Sovereign
House were accompanied by five would be grads of the university who were not trapped
under the dome. I can now confirm the identities of the five students who
were trying to aid in today's rescue attempts. After the majority of the attendees
of Major and Marshall graduation we're trapped under the energy dome. I have their
university badge signatures here. Bendra, Carrol Holt, You're at a Hall,
Clary Sour claud Talmadge, Hall, Belsnamio, Flatley Hall, Colonial Stumps,
Salu Bear College Ruckus Doc them go bananas now. Sources are telling me,
oh, oh no, that can't be good. Sources are telling me that
the five newly minted Bards are being tasked with assisting the triarchy and fending off
the coup attempt being led by Phineas Melvow and his supporters. We'll have more
details on the story as it develops. You know, the gods help us
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