This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one. The freak mark. What
time are they winning? Uh takes? What time is their opportunity this morning?
I would say around eight o'clock call two and four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine seven one. All right, you'll have a chance
to jump on if you want to go see plus for a perfect circle.
Yeah, man, Primus, that's gonna be coming up soon. Actually it's
gonna be four to twelve. That's at the Tweelta Music Factory. It is
the Sosanta tour ye so tool. Yeah, March Mayhem coming up in just
about a half an hour. You can pick your horse, win some tickets.
We got Dingo's Morning News coming up at eight thirty. I have big
surprise for you guys in the Morning News. Huge surprise, m h.
And it's kind of for you. Yeah. I mean the listeners are gonna
love it as well, but you guys are gonna be so excited. I
cannot wait. Eight thirty Morning News nine o'clock. Big d Bracket are the
final thing where h Dallas moren News has pitted all these iconic Dallas things against
one another, and uh we'll decide who moves on. That's been really fun.
I really enjoyed that this week. Normally, if you tell them we're
gonna do a bracket, I'm like, no, But that one's good.
Also, the unremarkable Steve Shackelford's Big Dong bracket yesterday was very funny. God,
Kevin Turner is a sixteen seed against Tommy Lee. Just happy to be
involved in. It's nice to be in the conversation, right, KEEVI he
the lowest seed in a Big Dong bracket. You know there were spots.
The first thing I heard when I got in the car was Skin questioning the
integrity of the bracket, which means nothing's changed. Yeah, instead of just
letting it be or making one on his own, he was questioning the integrity.
Now you could pick it apart and call out a few names that should
have been included. John Tesh does come to mind. But outside of that,
I thought it was a pretty good bracket and I think you got it.
I love what Milton Burrell, Yeah, yeah, legendary. Did you
know that? Yeah? Right when I saw his name, Yeah, like
yes, I do remember that. That's the scouting report on Milton Burrell.
There had a hog active proof on a lot of those, whether it be
Sean Marian. You know, we've seen the picture Serge Ibaka, Justin throw
Idris Elba, We've all seen these pictures. I love their discussion of like,
it's unfair to put even like Justin Bieber's on there. I I don't
know that, but to put him in a bracket with Serge Abaka, John
Mayer's like, no matter what magic John Mayer or John hamm even are our
giving to the world. I don't know that it's fair to against Serge Abaka.
But then they settled on it being sort of proportional to the human yeah,
which is not That's yeah, what is that? That's a bad qualifier.
Trust me, I met Justin Bieber. I consider him a friend,
and he is five six and the skinniest, wafest, wafiest boy I've ever
met. It's those weird skinny guys you have to look out for, right,
But don't Pete Davidson, Yeah, exactly, And I'm not besmirching.
They very well could be, But I don't think you're going toe to toe
with Serge of Baka. Yeah, And if you are, you are a
literal freak. And you know what frankly, i'd like to look at that.
We all would we would like to see the measurements. If you're the
size of Justin Bieber and you're rocking something that can challenge serge of baka,
holy cow, Holy cow. Indeed, you should have Fireman. That's the
fun stuff you'll be getting from ten until two. We just learned about something
fun that dropped about twenty minutes ago. If you're on Instagram, yeah,
good lord, yeah you know give that Yeah, well you have a second.
It's actually a part of the story. Yeah, and this story fits
right snugly into the scuttle yeah, scotty. All right, So all we
have been tracking the story of the plan O manhole cover leak, three manhole
cover three whole manhole covers and popped off, leaked and one point five million
gallons of sewage see pumped and humped to a day and a half into the
White Rocky and look it's already I'm on even for Dallas Ning's It's nowhere near.
It's not even a story anymore. There's twenty stories visible. They're running
from it. Well no they're not running from it, but it's just like,
how is that just forgotten? Yeah, I know, like when when
is it? When do we get the all clear that activities can return.
Well, there will be something, but there needs to be punishment and retribution.
You don't throw, like you said yesterday, a couple of alka sels
are tablets into the white rock clank, creaked and squirt some water in there
and we're good. We got some rye. It'll be all right. Like
these terrible things happen and it's just yeah, well that that happens. And
it canceled all kinds of huge events that were scheduled for this week, including
the Corinthian Sailing Club's annual regatta. They had to move it to Lake Ray.
Wally Hubbard, I mean, it's unthinkable. I'm still broken by this.
I was gonna go watch. Oh yeah I had. I had VIP
wristbands for the regatta. Yeah, you're in the celebrity grand stands. I
was in the heine content. They serve you, Yeah, they serve you,
The actually serve you various types of cheeses too. No doubt, it's
a great day, but that had to get moved and now it's like it's
just not the same, you know, you know the charcuterie board just tastes
different a lake, Ray Hubbard, I don't know, just different. So
you don't want to eat charcooterie boards. Next on the shores of white Rock
Lake this week, right, don't eat meat, don't swim. And that's
where when we learned yesterday that the Commodore of the Corinthian Sailing Club, that's
his title. I had the commodore recorded this, won't play the first half
of it, or so played this to uh just kind of get his message
out. Rather than issuing a written statement or something like that a recording studio
take out adding the paper, he did something a little more. And there
is a video for this now on at ninety seven to one, the freak
that has been created to kind of show you on the Instagram at least,
yes, and we'll try to get it up on the other ones. Okay,
go watch it because the lyrics are written on there. We have someone
who appears to be Danny Baylists wearing a little captain's hat, singing in a
little boat and a you who river. So here's the commodore. And the
reason we're doing this is because the city of Planet has responded, and here's
just responding to supposed to be sublime. And in my dreams, I've fa
on this race a thousand times, been something evil, washed, a fall,
a show play. It's for you, this dude, pause, it's
depool's the Olympic size. You can sell it from man and now on Lake
is haunted because you're a man, old, lorp and wild. There's all
the goden today because the feces weave a crew and white rocks like chocolate,
fun, dude, beautiful. Yeah, it's touching, it is, And
I think that's a very unique way to to point and yell at the city
of a plane from the Commodore. It sends a strong message in a on
a pillow. Yeah, you're right sewing into a pillow. Throw a pillow.
It's like, yes, I'm furious, but I'm not gonna yell because
I think that's what you want. Yeah. And in this day and age
of multimedia, though, just going out and issuing a tweet or a post
or an ad in the paper, it's just not really going to do as
much as oh, here's something that's full and they've attached a video to it,
which I was like, this psychopath is singing to me, Yeah,
pleasantly well then that's crazy, crazy behavior. This person's really angry, but
it's not putting me on the defense, right. I don't know how to
react to this. I got an email at one eight am m so six
hours ago. That's really late, man. It says, please don't say
my e was it for me in two thousand and six? It please don't
save my email address on the air. I sing for Plano anonymously say half
of his email. Okay, I'm just kidding, he says, Well he
sings for Plano. Well he or she? This is the response with the
City of Plano. This goes out to Big d from your neighbors to the
lungs little pee. We used to flush on around pinched a huge loaf,
just float downtown. It was a mistake to send to Wide Rock, Ma,
We're just a bird, one of the nice once. How do those
twos come out of? What opens? We keep them so tied? You
might class a tap, but I don't know walk to think. I just
want to die photo dead stick. But that was a lie. You smelled
dum pod. We abused for Brie, so scam the five films? Why
not today? She just not like her fumes. We never smelled to but
somehow wedned from the ho ho dot to fish. I just want to die,
son day stay, why are sand can't guys? We are so sad
we made you smell that. We're here to confess we made a huge miss.
Sorry that we sid so sorry art, but sad glad we live up
with. There's the city of Plain. What in the world, I gotta
say, one of the prettiest things I've ever heard of my life. That's
the prettiest apology song. I think I just fell in love a woman that
can play piano and sing like that and works for the city of works for
the city of Plano. So she's independent, has a has a career,
and she sings about would love. Yes, I'm putting it out there make
love to me, I will, I will ruin your marriage. That will
be a great step dad to those kids you probably have. But I see
a future for us. We could make music together and I don't have to
sing anymore. That's the best part that is that sounds like Billy dude.
She's good. I mean, look, it's she's singing about diarying into river.
Gorgeous. That's the prettiest thing I've ever heard what a voice. That
song has that impact on people. She's too good. It's like too good
to be singing about co CoA, Right, Yes, did she start it
with it's me little p little pe the second lie. This goes out to
big d communicators, to the lungs, little a little pe your neighbors in
the north, little pe she's we call playing a little pe from now.
It's the little pea. That's your punishment for the doo doo situation in twenty
twenty four. Yeah, and I dance will fourth be known as little pe
Like. This doesn't solve the Corinthian sailing clubs. It's a step in the
right direction. Though, that was a song of contrition. Even the commodore,
the vice commodore, they're all like much like the commodore said to them,
like we just said, like I didn't expect a beautiful song. Yeah,
they're down there furious you. And then they're like, oh, but
that was a real pretty apology. You get points for just stepping up and
admitting you did it. You know, you know, let's not just be
quiet about it. Let's get out in front. I respect it. Did
you say at least wear down wind up up wind God, brilliant, just
brilliant. You win the down beach star of the day, no matter what
else happened. Any talked back in the world. Can't you surp that Jesus
and she did it like on her phone. Yeah, I want to higher
qualities that it's still so good. That's got to be someone who's actually good
at music. Yeah, an idea drunk at one am and record it and
send it. But yeah, there it is. So that puts a bow
on that story. Just one of the many stories that we've enjoyed throughout the
week. Here's a news recap of the week. Yes, civil war in
America, then the invasion, Oh the swarm that shuck down a major tennis
match play suspended because of the b invasion and the hero bee Buster who sucked
them all up with a vacuum hose. Plus Trump versus Kimmel. It's getting
ugly. This guy's even dune with that, I thought. Then cougar attack,
then Earth on Fire and bailing Weight must Guru Richard Simmons his cryptic message
today I am dying plus Oprius cheat day, munching on McDonald's French fries,
and Trump versus George Stephanopolis plus the seven hundred and fifty pound pet alligator seriously
he insists Albert the Gator is a good boy, and the bank bandits they're
calling the little rascals. This kid is just eleven years old. Plus Beyonce's
new country cover is It Sweet Revenge for being made to feel unwelcome at an
award show almost a decade ago. Then Elephant Fury going after the terrified Safari
tourists, Plus Travis Kelcey game show host Ray is He the new face of
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? And Apologies two actress Sharon Stone.
Plus It's Sexy It Girl actress Sidney Sweeney. She's playing a nun. Oh
my god, what a week it was. Man be my favorite one yet.
It's fantastic. It's too fast and too dense. It's so good.
The editing is beautiful. There's always one Sydney Sweeney note, dude, yeah,
like, oh my god, you're Kevin Coostner. I need to hear
that again. Maybe yeah in the show. I don't know. That's too
good. I agree to be played once because I laughed over the joke after
he said the hero b buster yeah sucked him up with the amount of prepositions
are great. So they did that on John Oliver the other night and someone
was like, oh, man, is Steve's sister ripped it? I was
like, now, they've been doing it for a while, but the Soup
used to do it, like in the late two thousands. It's not just
me. I didn't come up with this idea. How much fun does the
Inside Edition voiceover people every day? What do you got for me? You
know what? Not a lot because of their intro to that show every day
as I watch it. So I watched that show, but I watched the
intro of it. It is half I mean there was one where a kid
was out the beach and they're all super Yeah they're super morose. Yeah,
kidnappings and stuff like that. A lot of that is that all from the
very beginning. That's from this Yeah that is Friday, Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, right, but from the very beginning of the show.
They start the show with them the first moon minute. Yeah, do they
have super teas? Yeah? Did they have mid mids show teases for the
next segment. I watched that thing. I don't know I made. I
bet they cover them all in the in the opening, right, everything they're
doing so good, What a great formula they have to And it is sort
of most of it, this crap that we talked about, a lot of
it is, yeah, for sure last week. Last week it was Hollyween's
it girl, Hollywood it girl, Sydney Sweeney in a ropper, and this
week it's her two actress Sharon Stone, puss sexy it girl actress Sydney Sweeney.
She's playing a nun. They're calling her an it girl. Well done,
Kevio, well done, best scuttle. But in ages it's a it's
an amazing segment. And I did done in scuttle and you did that was
the City of plan Oh an inside edition. I didn't have to do anything.
Maybe that's the secret to success is just replay crap that other people do
less sauce. I mean, there's a lot of nodding. Collect Yeah,
that's saying they're starting to get it. There's nothing wrong with their car.
It's not bouncing for no reason. It's just the world nodding. Well,
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