The Downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak. Okay, let's try something here.
We have Brody live in studio. If you don't know who Brody is,
because every time we turn on our mic, thousands of new listeners are
checking in. Yeah, Brodie's it's finally happening for us. Not only funny
funny funny man like I think wrestling expert is too condensed. I agree,
he's a He's a man of many areas of expertise. I would imagine,
yeah, prison and wrestling from experts in prison, two big ones if he
was not going to be on the floor prison prison fun facts. How do
you make a fife be Danny rubber glove? Rubber glove got you gotta steal
it from the guards or from the nurse when they're not paying attention. I
think we can guess what a fife is used someone a pocket and then there's
another word. All right, Kevin, go ahead. Someone asked to do
this because you forgot to the last two days. We're gonna have to this.
Danny nineteen seventy three. Oh, here we go, Uh huh vandal
Oh nineteen seventy three. Okay, I'm sorry. I wasn't even listening.
I didn't know what we were doing. He's got the rolling stone something.
Yeah, it sounds like it could be the Stones. I'm gonna guess fever
Dog by the advance still water sound palliated mm hmm. Give us one more
instrument on this difficulty level, it says a par five. He's the easiest
one to get to. Barty though. Yeah, I think they mean this
is very hard. Don't know it? Okay, Okay, next one,
I'm not gonna know that. I had a clue. This is the first
time I've never gotten is the theme to Halloween? That's what I thought.
That's why I and I typed it in. Let's see here is it?
It's not? Okay? Last one is gonna be some tube shaped bells.
It sounds like the same thing, all right, One and tenth Street,
You're winner tubular bells by Mike Oldfield. Great, why would they put that
on there? Oh it's the Exorcist theme song. There you go. And
it was a horror movie. Okay, so half point Brody so close.
So if we have typed in the Exercist, they would have gave it to
us. If I hadn't have been distracted by Eric Johnson wearing the Doctor Cooper
hats. Doctor. Yeah, I would have I probably would have nailed it.
But he's just back there with hat on it. Every day that goes
by here, Johnson gets He's just like worse and worse. I know,
it's amazing. Can we get the mafia guy back? He was great?
Kevin, you need to give Brody one of your half points. Okay,
Brody gets a half point. I want point six nine points. You have
talkies right plenty. All right, let's wrap up with this guy because we
only got to the one thing. Right, So you got Cody beaten Roman
Sunday night. Everyone claps and cheers. It'll be to steal a bit off
the internet. If his Pyro isn't the scene in T two where the entire
planet gets annihilated, then what are we doing? Right? Just all the
Pyro blow the entire year's budget on the Pyro. When he wins? Do
you think Rock will turn on Roman basically and that will help lead Something will
happen between the two. They're working together now, but something's gonna happen,
and then it'll he's gonna be just eliminated that he lost or something and it's
gonna say who They're gonna have a few to who's the real tribal tack And
that'll be next year and'll be Rocks retirement match, okay, which Roman will
annihilate him? Right yeah? And Roman already said he's retiring. Well he
and will the Rock at some point inquire the audience if they can detect the
aroma of his culinary delights. It's amazing that you say that, because me
and my buddies have a bit of doing the Rocks catchphrase without using any of
the words. It's so fun. Do you emanate the aroma that is coming
from underneath me as I have a stove brewing? Yeah? What? All
right? So that is the main event on both nights, correct, real
quick pick one other Big Gunny in Sammy. Sammy's ay and is going for
Gunther's title. Gunther's been the Icy Champions since June of twenty twenty two.
He's had one pinfall loss, I think since twenty twenty one when he was
in an XT, the European Champion in XT. They're grooming him to be
the next big star, So I would think Sammy's gonna win this belt.
It's they've done a redemption thing. Sammy lost forever. He finally kind of
got his confidence back, and this is gonna be Sammy's big singles moment,
Like if you look at the last three Russell maanias well, including this one.
Thirty eight, Sammy had the Jackass match with Johnny Knoxville, which was
incredible if y'all have never seen it, it's so fun. Samy ends up
taking the pin after he gets trapped in a giant mouse trap. I mean,
they had so much fun. We Man was involved. It was great
man. He took this crap idea and turned it into a masterpiece. And
then last year they had the whole bloodline story where he was part of it.
He turned on him. Him and his real life best friend Kevin Owens
won the tag titles from the USOS who had had it for almost two years
in La where when they came from Canada, La is where they really broke
onto the independent scene. So it meant a lot. And so this is
Sammy's way of Sammy's never probably ever gonna be a world heavyweight champion. But
the IC title was always known as the working Man's Champion and it kind of
became a joke. For years, and Gunther has restored it to being a
legitimate champion and Sammy's gonna get this title. I would think this is them
saying thank you, you deserve this, this is your singles moment. And
it also takes the belt off Gunny and gives them time to which eventually I
think he'll either take the belt off Cody or Drew as the next world heavyweight
champion. Guys, they move him up the ranks even with the loss.
He is a star of the making because he's got nowhere else to go.
Yeah, and they're also going to debut their new female star this weekend,
Jay Cargill. She came from aw If you just look at her and you
hear her talk, she is a one hundred percent a megastar in the making.
She looks like no female wrestler you've ever seen, and she's great on
the mic. Still a little green in the ring, but you can work
with that when you have the charisma and the star power that she had.
Her dad was James Carville, right, Yes, absolutely, bald guy.
I remember him. What was that old school? There? You go,
that guy? Old school? He was an old school. Yeah. Do
you expect any like other celebrity surprises or I mean, I know Lil Wayne
will be there. There'll be a couple of people to get played out by
bands. Yeah, somebody will pop. There's a guy Creed. It's part
of a New Japan that left. He's simoon and he's not part of their
dynasty. There's a rumor he's going to be part of the bloodline on Sunday.
But big, I mean, dude, there's gonna be Ton Like last
year they had snoop because they were in LA. But there'll be Meek Mills
gonna be there. There'll be a bunch of Eagles there. They'll probably be
like, uh, what's it. I can't remember his name. Let's just
go with Elton Brand. Elton Brand's gonna be there. Confirmed on the sheets
right now. Elton Brand will house Eric Snow maybe. Yeah, all the
Illuminatis, Randall, Cutningham, Donovan's gonna be pumped. Yeah, it's gonna
be great. I do I need to give a quick uh shout out to
my buddy Alex. So this thing that's taken over the station, which is
ridiculous, cranking Rod I said in a talk back one time. You guys
seem to like it. The first time I ever heard it is. My
buddy Alex was talking about watching Ava Divine have a meal at the back door
of another restaurant one time, and he said all he could do, no
matter if he was in public or not, was just crank rod, like
the first time I'd ever heard it. And I was like, that's the
greatest thing I've ever heard. I'm stealing that is And I did all he
could do. He didn't steal it, he liberated something he must do,
as the great crid crowds to say, if you're stealing from me, you're
stealing twice. Hey man. Well he brought it to us and then we
unfortunately played it in everyone's ears, and now we keeping skipped down the hallway.
Now I can't can it gets thrown back at us daily, And now
I can't have my kid eat Lucky Charms without singing the song. Oh no,
like that was legit. I left to talk back. I might have
been had some effects from the gummy I had taken the night before to sleep,
but I legit tried to sing him that as a lullaby and it did
not go over. Well. You came up with new lyrics. No,
no, no, just the song, as is the wife at the door
listening It wasn't wasn't it wasn't looked did she look at you? And just
kind of wonder why I told her this morning because I was being loud and
energetic, because I'm off work, I'm having fun. It's Russell. Any
weekend, anything goes, it kind of kills somebody. You want to get
on seventy five and one andy with cocaine as steroids and sandy pack. Whatever
you want to do, anything goes, Let's get crazy. You want to
make out to do it right now. I'm ready in here. I'm having
fun this morning, and I'm just like baby, She's like, can you
just calm down. I'm like no, it's rustleming and weekend. Anything goes.
She's like, good, I want a divorce. And she just laughed
and walked out. I was like, you're way too happy about that.
I don't think you're joking. Yeah, exactly, get home. There's just
papers on my desktcha files to form both kids. It's okay. Yeah,
you had a good laugh. Why is daddy living in an apartment? But
I told her I was moving my parents my parents' basement and just live there.
They can't afford an apartment today. Why is a guy that looks like
Jake from State Farm at home all the time with my wife? I do
tell her that all the time she's gonna leave me for an XNBA player?
Got him? Sham? God? What's up? Give her a call?
Could we back sell something from yesterday real quick? Yes? Yeah, you're
saning, Antonio man. For those that don't know, it's our guy who
trespassed onto the Valero Open golf course. And I kind of listened to this
last night and pulled the parts. This is a Siroy yelling at him.
This is from the six am call yesterday. You don't put it out your
name? God, what are you trying to do? We're trying to keep
our hands selling off of your actions today. The more information you give us,
it implicates us. And one of our strategies yesterday was if you get
in a pinch, just be on your phone and keep talking. And I
have a feeling that's not going to be a problem for you, San Antonio
man. This is the second time Sroy had to yell at him yesterday.
All right, take a breath and stop talking. That'll help your oxygen.
Breathe breathe. Okay, just wait one second, let us talk. Jesus
say, we're going out. God he's a nut, but he's worked up.
I understand. We appreciate it. That was pretty magic yesterday. Then
when we saw him on TV, it's really good. I'm almost up here.
Okay, dude, We're about to see you, dud. Okay,
I think, oh my god, we're about to see Okay, we're about
to see him on TV because they're assuming that's not oh that is it was
he on the phone. Are you crossing a car path? Conn of right
now? Yep, you're like a little white shirt sticking out from under your
hoodie. We're so excited, so funny. It was really funny. Okay,
he's texting us this morning asking to get this high A minus upgraded,
and I'm like, dude, no. His only job was to yell Morikawa
loudly in the back of Morikawa's backswing just after after con right after he hits
the ball. Yeah, here's what really probably not, but well sorry,
here you he crushed it. We're not going to hear that on Sorry here
we go. Now crushed it, he thrust it. We're not gonna hear
that on TV probably not Okay. Then for the Corey Connors one, he's
supposed to golf shot. Okay, he's just to yell it. Okay.
He's right behind him on the course. I'm right here, you're bye Connors.
He's looking at It's more call was hitting first, don't loud, be
confident, strong, Sam, golf shot. That's a good golf shot.
That was not loud enough. It was no. I spent the whole day
yelling at Sam. I was doing that at Walmart last night. There was
a lady in front of me in the self checkout and I'm just sitting.
I was like a golf shot every every item. She sure at one point
looked back and I was just like my ham shot, okay, golf shot.
Just it was the birthday of David Blaine. Okay, David Blaine.
Spit you one, Mike, what are you gonna tell me? It's wow?
That was David Blaine's fit you one, Mike. That was followed by
the worst brag ever. He's just going on and on, you know,
speed talking Mike. He's like, by the way, read his book,
awesome job, read his whole book. Mike was seeing the lady in the
fifties that saw him mouse. That's genuine excitement. Now the Bennetskin Show got
us yesterday though, because of the Larry Cable Larry the Cable Guy interview,
and again I'm calling him Larry Cable. I think his phone cut out.
But there was a punchline about meeting foreigner at the buffet, and the punch
I didn't go over well, but they got us. This is not great
for us, guys. I mean, I think we were handling the best
we could, but we were waiting on whatever was about to happen with him.
You know what, I got a story. If I remember, I
was so excited that nineteen eighty seven to have seven throw tickets to foreigner.
And here I was in Vegas two weeks ago in line with buffet. Mm
hmm, that's crazy. Yeah no, yeah, with four sitting here talking,
I'm saying, yeah, hey, Larry, Well anyways that I couldn't.
I didn't know what he said. That's crazy. I'm in the line
with buffet with foreigner. He said, it's a buffet. What even if
it's not a great joke, all right, it's not. That's not in
Vegas. The guy, the guitar player from Foregner was cutting my brisket.
Crazy, right, we were looking there all right, Danny had to break
it, David Mike said, laughing, Yeah, I died. I just
turned Danny's crazy. I lost it in line with buffet. Mm hmm,
that's crazy. M Yeah, No, I mean yeah talking it's insane.
It's insane. Chris is insane. I didn't know this is insane, terrible.
I just filled out in silence with a little laugh. You said,
this is insane, it's terrible. I look, it's hard. He is
a comic, Jerry Kramer not a comic. This guy is used to getting
laughs. And I felt like his phone cut out. How do you want
him to sit there thinking he's dying on in the Dallas market with these bad
jokes Danny with didn't hear him? Danny with the response that you have when
you go pick up take out Chinese and she starts telling you about business and
you don't understand. Yeah, crazy, crazy, I'm gonna set in a
car after you can just go about five times fantastic. I got talkbacks,
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one thing please? Unlike Kevin three things in this world make me hard.
One is watching Belladonnam make household objects disappear. Two is the very powerful and
lightning quick orgasms of one Jimmy the Saint Christopher. And the third is knowing
that we're thirty two hours away from WrestleMania because that is the showcase of the
immortals, mic and good thing. No one cares about hockey, that's true.
Suck it, Jim, ye Jim the wrong way there. You open
your gift real quick, Yes, you hand all he's handing me a bag.
Well, it's a porch pirate wrapped in a plastic bag. There's some
kind of clothing in here, the smallest porch pirate? Is it cocaine and
steroids? Hope, hope? I see a WW logo. Oh yes,
okay, that is a legitimate CM punk Second City Saint. I know that
your boys, That is my guy. That's a dope shirt. Actually that's
a Chicago logom Hell yeah, thank you, excel. You don't wear that
all forty eight hours this weekend. Wear this this weekend. Just that in
your undies. Thirty second se Himunk was supposed to be a big player in
this WrestleMania, but he tore his bicep s pricep. Yeah. They replaced
him with Drew McIntire, which Drew should beat ses like in like three minutes.
They should have him squash him. Yeah, which would be great because
Drew's best work he's done is right now, just trolling punk in the fans.
It's incredible. Good. I want you to go full poop ear on
Christina with your ceing punk. Yeah, I will, he can, and
she'll be like, he look so great. Just give her the hot just
just give her the drone. Drone is like a helicopter, but when you're
not fully erect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're aware of it.
This is beautiful. Thank you. I will rock that this weekend. Talk
back good. Hey Danny, you should do the ride along, go uh
ride in the golf cart. You know, get little sunshine, fresh air.
Birds chirping in the background. You hear Soroy yelling double farts and kt
running from a chihuahuah. It sounds like a good time, be a good
time. So that springtime fund that dog was over eight pounds keeps getting smaller.
Hey guy, uh, this Brendan Arlington. You might want to see
if Brody knows anything about a guy named a wrestler named Billy Nichols. He
was a promoter back in the day. I guess he works at my job
now, which is like twenty two people. He's in the Tampa office,
and I just thought you might want to see if about that. That talkback
was so boring. The dude himself yawned in the middle of the first I
care about as much as Billy Nichols is as he did about leaving that talk
back that we've never heard to yawn during your own talk outstands in the Tampa
When you know that Tampa, we got twenty two employees having many donuts.
When you're when your contribution sucked so bad, did it puts yourself to sleep?
It's like, maybe don't hit sin. That was insane? Okay,
say so great WrestleMania preview, Brody. I'm not even a wrestling fan,
but listening to you chat about it with the fellas is always entertaining. Just
call him because I'm a little confused since Saint Patrick City last month and I
did not get an invite preview that with you fellas, even though I've been
wrestling with alcoholism for the better part of a decade. Four twenty's coming up
soon, though, so perhaps you could do like a puff puff preview show.
I'll talk about with hot and snack foods and the best postures for passing
out on the couch at eight pm. Yeah, best postures. We'll pick
him up on that. I want to hope that guy has like an engineering
degree. He just sounds intelligence more to him than he's giving. Yeah,
in case you missed the elementary, here's your quick recap. Mikes roy superiority
complex over the caller is the best thing that the show has going. KT
was in a very generous mood. AKA the phones were not ringing off the
hook. Also, Danny Let's done an entire demographic by omitting New Edition from
the boy band category, despite his early answers of B E T and MLKD
and what was surely going to be a June teen if that idiot hadn't picked
Labor Day. That's a pretty good recap, which was sure gonna be.
Give that guy some shoes, good voice. We're not gonna give him shoes.
We don't have shoes. Give him shoes, Kevin, give me your
shoes, your shoes. I don't like your shoes. Game. Warn you
idiots need to give san Antonio man a solid A for his performance yesterday.
He's fighting for the A and that was him, wasn't it? It was?
It wasn't you idiots try to the ten percent disguise golf shot. That's
a good golf shot. You don't know who this is, but I know
who you are. KT. If there's one cloud covering that eclipse on Monday,
it's gonna be your ass, So you better start practicing falling down.
I'll see Monday manson lamps right towards you, bright and on praying for sunshine.
I love a full week of man tying to beat Kevin's ass. If
there's one cloud cover this eclipse, the day of reckoning his one is just
constantly refreshing Dulcus's Twitter clouting cloudy, cloudy, damn it. I need some
sun whip Kevin's. The real joke is at the next Alamo night when he
just comes up and just right in the eyes, it could happen. You're
under my protection, Kevin, I told, thank you. Well, we'll
be Monday morning, six am. We're gonna have a pre eclipsed party,
pregame pool. Look out for wild stuff that we've already planned down. I'm
gonna be launching moon pies and sun chips off of the building. Are the
news junkies next? Bro Noa. Aren't you all the news junkie? Pre
and post game? You will hear the news junkies on the stage. They
I mean so much they do, really what it's the band's good shows.
Next Christina and Steve and the speakeasy after that. For Brody Jones has many
weekend anything goes, and it goes, steroids, divorce, let's go,
Let's go to the weekend. Let's have a weekend. It's it's clobber in time.