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Gentlemen, this meeting has been called
to order ten goddamn years. It was

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so long ago I could actually afford
to get into the hopper back then,

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hell, I could even afford to
be a patron. In ten years.

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Let's see shit done a lot,
done a lot. Got my first car,

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moved from Connecticut to South Carolina,
adopted a cat, got a sweet

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job selling beer, got engaged,
had that wedding called off two months prior

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to its scheduled date. That was
fun, which I guess is partially the

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reason why I can't afford to be
a goddamn patron in all seriousness, though,

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no matter how long ago, without
interacting with you guys, or sending

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you the money you deserve. You
know, I've been with you since day

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one. Hell, I was with
Jack since day zero, back in the

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SRN days when he'd be made fun
of being a pro wrestling geek. And

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now it gets paid twice my yearly
salary to talk about this carnial bullshit.

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JP. You've completely and simultaneously ruined
and improved how I view so many aspects

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of wrestling for the world, new
laps to vins and real events were one

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and the same. We lapsed fan. Solar System members knew the goddamn truth.

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Thank you for the insane amount of
hours of content that is maybe more

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evergreen than any college podcast in history. Thank you for being there for me

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when I needed some bullshit, fake
sports discussion to distract me from the bullshit

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realities of real life. I'll be
forever praying to the altar of Lapstom and

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being a loyal soldier for you Fox, and one day I hope our paths

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cross in that same bullshit reality.
I love y'all. I'll be a forever

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supporter you know that. Happy ten
years, See down the road.