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We mark the festival of Christmas,
which is the most sacred and hopeful day

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in our civilization. For nearly two
thousand years, the message of Christmas,

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the message of peace and goodwill towards
all men, has been the guiding star

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of our endeavors. The spirit of
Christmas's measure by the love that each of

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us has in his heart for his
family, for his friends, for his

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fellow Americans, and for people all
over the world. It's the Ricochet Podcast.

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I'm James Lylyx and I'm here with
you. It's just the two of

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us rambling about Christmas. So let's
have ourselves as a verry little podcast,

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shall we. For many of us, Christmas is a deeply holy day.

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Welcome everybody. It's the Ricochet Podcast, number six hundred and seventy one.

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I'm James Lilyx and I'm joined by
No. One. First of all because

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I'm not falling apart, but secondly
because Peter and Rob are off doing holiday

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things and I thought, you know, we could just take a week off.

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But on the other hand, who
knows what you're doing making cookies,

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wrapping presents and tiding up the house
for the kids coming home from college.

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Any number of things, and you
want something to listen to us, why

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not give you a Ricochet podcast,
because otherwise, what are you gonna do.

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You know, you're gonna turn on
Spotify and hear the same Carrols over

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and over and over again, unless
it's your favorite one that you really want

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to hear. But we'll get to
that. I just have to say though,

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that in the history of podcasts,
this is probably one with the absolute

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shortest shelf life. I mean,
oh, you can go back to the

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two hundreds and three hundreds of Ricochet
and see what Peter and Rob and myself

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we're talking about some terribly important moment
in the Obama administration. I'm sure people

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want to resurrect that and I'll listen
to that, but probably not punditry.

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It's a very short shelf life unless
you get it right. I mean,

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if you get something really right,
you can dine off that. For an

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awful long time. There was a
guy named Chriswell. You may have heard

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of Criswell. Perhaps he was one
of those predictors, one of those guys

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who'd show up on La TV or
in the newspaper like Geene Dixon. You

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know how these people ever managed to
keep a job. I have no idea,

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because every week they would make a
series of predictions, but some of

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them would be vague enough in sort
of a blind item in a winch will

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call him. But they Griswell nailed
one and I can't remember what it was.

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He may have called JFK's Unfortunate Appointment
in Dallas. Whatever it was,

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his name was made for a while
and it's like, Criswell, maybe this

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guy really can predict the future.
Of course, nobody believed it, but

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it got on some publicity and it
earned him the opening spot in Edwood's Plan

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nine from Outer Space. That's right, Criswell is the guy at the desk

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telling us that we're going to be
very interested in the future because the future

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is where we will spend the rest
of our lives. Great ed would stop.

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So if your Criswell and you get
one right, then maybe your punditry

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will will last. But otherwise probably
not, especially if you're talking about Christmas,

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the most wonderful time of the year, the day we all look forward

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to. The whole month leads up
to it, and then there's just something

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about the twenty sixth. Of course, you really don't want to hear about

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Christmas anymore. I mean the message
of carrying through the whole year. Yes,

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yes, yes, I know that. But the day after maybe I'm

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just remembering as a kid, when
it just the world seems flat, the

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air had gone out of the tire, and all the decorations are still in

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the tree, and the house is
still bedecked for it, and you're still

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in that Christmas spirit. They may
be still playing some of the tunes on

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the radio. Maybe I don't know
for me. You know, Christmas night,

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the end of Christmas, when everything
beneath the tree is bare, and

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you've put the last wrapping paper into
the fireplace, stirred it with the poker,

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which, by the way, we
were informed when we were growing up

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you were not supposed to burn the
paper. Couldn't figure out why. Well,

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we like to burn the paper.
We had a fireplace which was used

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once a year at our little ranch
Rambler in Fargo, North Dakota, built

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in nineteen sixty two, turquoise siding, faked flags done out front. Loved

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that house, and we would burn
the paper. And we also had these

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little wax things that you would throw
in the fire and they would make the

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fire supposedly glow variety of colors.
So the Christmas fire was a very important

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thing. It was fun and you
could throw the paper in and we were

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told not to by the authorities for
two reasons. One that sparks might fly,

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the pieces of paper might float out
in a light on something flammable,

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and the next thing you know,
you're that family that's in the paper the

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next day standing outside their houses the
firemen try to put out the plaze.

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The other reason was, we were
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No, well, everything contained lead
back then and didn't make it special,

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but I guess that was part of
the problem. You throw some of

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this fancy flocked paper in there,
and it's got leads and asbestos and chlor

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and the rest of it. The
next thing you know, you're gas in

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the family, you know, undoing
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So we weren't supposed to do that. But to this day I like

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to burn the wrapping paper, except
for the stuff, of course my wife

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has set aside to be reused.
Now you may be like this, You

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may have a spouse who's like this. My mother was like this. My

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mother would watch you very carefully unwrapped
your presence, because you wanted to just

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rip them open, right, didn't
She just wanted to rip and tear and

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see what was inside there. But
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My mother, who grew up in
a farm in the Depression, didn't grow

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up hungry, but nevertheless, you
know, she was frugal, so there

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would be boxes saved, there would
be wrapping paper that could be saved and

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ironed and clipped and used again.
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didn't want me to do that,
and I took the packages apart, very

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very carefully. So it's the end
of Christmas, the end of the twenty

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fifth and as I said, the
tree is denuded. All the packages beneath

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it are along with there. They've
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sort of remnant boxes here and there, and there's something playing in the radio,

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and the fire is dying down,
and you're thinking that it's been a

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good it's been a good Christmas,
you think, and it's odd that you

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have that feeling at the end of
Christmas Day. It's odd that you have

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that feeling after the guests have gone
and you've done that Minnesota thing where you

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stand at the door and talk forever. Is that what it's like when you

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are where you are something about my
culture. If people are going to go,

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they just don't go. First,
you move to the door, which

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is sort of a staging area where
the men fiddle with their hats and gloves

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and the women talk about whatever they
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of the dinner. And then maybe
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move to the car and the father, the dad, the guy fires up

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the car, and then women continue
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and if it's particularly cold, it
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so. It's all because gun.
At a moment of the twenty fifth at

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the dinner, when the men push
back from the table and slap their thighs

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and say, welp, that is
the sign that it's time to start to

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wind it down. Welp, And
that you know you got thirty minutes left

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before you're going to get out of
the house. You got to get the

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leftovers. They have to give you
the cookies, right, they have to

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find something to put the cookies in. And then of course you're the conversation

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with the door of the conversation at
the car, and eventually you get home

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and the person who's left at home
is standing there at the end and the

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twenty fifth looking at the tree without
the presence, and the fire dying down,

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and maybe hearing a Christmas carol drifting
from the Panasonic radio in the kitchen

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and the and thinking it's odd that
it all seems over, because this right

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here in the evening is when it
all began. Right, I mean,

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if the story goes Jesus was born
on the twenty fifth at night because it

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was dark and the shepherds are tending
their flocks by night, and there was

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a star and all the red,
that would be the twenty fifth, That

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would be the end. That would
be now Christmas night, when everything seems

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over, is when everything everything actually
began. But the dates, you know,

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we don't know. If you grow
up Lutheran, you may be convinced

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that Jesus was born on the twenty
fourth because we had a song called I

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am so glad He's each Christmas eve, I am I am so glad these

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Christmas the night of Jesus birth,
And I sang that over and over and

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over throughout my childhood without ever putting
two and two together. And wait,

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wait, wait a minute, here, hold on, I am so glad

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each Christmas Eve, the night of
Jesus Birth of twenty four, not twenty

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So what's tomorrow then? Exactly?
Maybe it happened in I don't know,

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twelve oh one, twelve oh two, do we know? We don't know

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anyway, the strange song to sing, but we had to sing it every

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single year at the one of two
Lutheran churches that I ended up going to.

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One was Elam. That was the
home church, the home base.

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That's where you went, that's where, that was your place. That was

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the one where when you were a
kid you went to Sunday school, you

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ran around on the church basement while
the adults after church had their weak Lutheran

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coffee translucent you could see right through
it. But man, you could drink

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gallons of that stuff. Or we
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Now, as I mentioned, my
mother grew up in a farm and

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my father grew up in the rural
area too, but they didn't have a

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farm. They worked for farms.
They got put to this house in that

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house, and this house and that
house because they were poor. But they

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all went to Maple Cheyenne, which
is this clapboard ancient church on the edge

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of the prairie beyond which it's just
stretches forever, and you have to know

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how to get there. The roads
to get there are absolutely straight, because

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when they laid everything out, they
laid out straight. That's it rectangular farmland,

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farmland, school, church land and
the rest of it. But there's

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one beautiful little curved road that takes
you to maple Cheyenne. When you get

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there, it is not an impressive
place. You walk inside and you look

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at the roof and you see that's
pressed tin that they got out of a

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Sears catalog. Well, they didn't
have a lot of money, the pioneers

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building this place, but eventually they
did. Eventually they could afford a stained

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glass window. Eventually one of the
stained glass windows was put in commemorating one

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of the early early members of the
church, my great great grandfather, who

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was notable for leaving the farm during
a snowstorm around the time of Christmas,

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getting lost. He's trying to bring
the cows in, couldn't find his way

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back to the house in the storm. They had to sleep inside a dead

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cow for the night Star Wars style, you know, when Luke did that

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great tale. Hardy people, hardy, hardy people. And so that church

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had a different aspect the El Lutheran
Church where we went, that was Fargoing,

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that was cosmopolitan, but out here
with the farmers. And I never

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knew which exactly when my dad preferred. My dad loved Christmas, he absolutely

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adored it. And yeah, he'd
rip up in his packages. He'd love

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to see what we could have,
because I said, he grew up poor

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and he loved to give his children
the fruits of his success. And he

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loved Christmas music. As a matter
of fact, I remember the twenty fifth

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when the tree is empty of presents
and the fire is dying out. That

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my father could frequently be found in
the kitchen with the tom and Jerry's listening

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to the last Christmas Carol because that
was the last time at which they really

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would seem to fit. And he
said once I wish they would play Christmas

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music all year long, and I
say, you know, Dad, no,

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then it would lose its power,
it would lose its strength, it's

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specialness, or would it don't know? It meant something to him. I

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know that when he you know,
when he was a kid, grown up

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in various impoverished situations. There wasn't
a phonograph they could crank up and play

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the bing Crosby and the old tunes. There was probably a radio, but

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I don't know how much Christmas music
they pulled in. They didn't have any

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instruments. Maybe one of his twelve
siblings could say something on a mouth harp

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or a guitar. I don't know. But one of the stories that my

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father told me about his first Christmas
away from North Dakota was when he was

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sixteen and he was in World War
Two and he was on a subchaser in

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the Caribbean. The Caribbean you never
think about that. You think the Pacific,

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you think the Atlantic. But no, he joins up at the age

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of fifteen to go fight because his
brother, his twin, had just died

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and he wanted to get out of
there. And so he was fifteen years

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old. He goes and he says, I'd like to sign up, and

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he brought his father to lie to
say, yeah, he's sixteen, yeap,

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he can go. And his father, as a matter of fact,

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signed up at the same time that
that my father did. Still in the

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Fargo Forum, Father and Son off
to war, isn't that great? Heroic?

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Ex said the father was something the
ne'er do well and was trying to

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get out of his twelve thirteen children
obligation. Scallywag never met him because he

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was divorced while he was away.
Scoundrel pity too, because he had a

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great last, great first name,
Sam. Would have loved to have a

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son named Sam, but nobody ever
had a son named Sam and the Ladlex

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family. Anyway, my dad goes
off to war, and he's in the

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Caribbean for his first Christmas away from
home, and it's hot and it's humid,

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and his job is to stand there
on the deck and look for fish.

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And by fish, I don't mean
aquatic creatures that leap out cartoon alike

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like mister Limpet. I mean the
little telltale ripple in the water that tells

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you that there's a torpedo coming it
away. That's Christmas. And after his

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shift was over, he stuck around
for a little while and played Christmas tunes

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on his harmonica to entertain everybody else, because, of course, you know,

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when you're leaving North Dakota to go
to war. You always think,

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well, I gotta pack my honor
marine band harmonica. So he did,

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and he stood there and played Silent
Night on Christmas in the Caribbean as the

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young men watched the water for the
signs that a torpedo was coming to kill

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them all. But the good news
is when he finally saw one, he

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could get the message to the bridge
in time. But that was after Christmas.

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Maybe that was the twenty sixth,
the twenty seven I have no such

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tales like that tell because I grew
up in a land that my father at

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the time, that my father and
their generation built. Lucky me. What

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I do have here, however,
is a question for you, and it's

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this now Christmas music. Will all
be tired of it in a little bit,

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right, But for now, I
don't know about you. I put

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it off. I try not to
listen to any Christmas music whatsoever. As

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the years go by, you find
two things happen. Three things. Maybe

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I just made that up. Better
come up with three. The first is

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I have absolutely no tolerance whatsoever for
modern Christmas music of any kind. It

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is absolutely empirically true that we live
in an era of meritricious pop music where

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virtually nothing that is being made today
is authentic. It is created by robots,

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It is auto tuned, it is
hammered together by the cynical and the

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base heavy and the a musical and
the rest of it. And I just

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don't like it, No, sir, don't like it, not for me.

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But I'm correct. I mean it's
we all know that as you get

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old, you just don't like modern
music anymore. But we're lucky in that

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modern music is, as I said, demonstrably empirically insuperior to that of our

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youth. It's a fact. So
I don't like modern Christmas music, but

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I don't even like the modern Christmas
music of my youth. Jingle Bell rock

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is an utterly inate song. Rocking
around the Christmas tree. I say this

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every year, rock around a Christmas
tree. I don't know how you do

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that. If it's in the corner, it's a tight squeeze. I don't

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even know what rocking exactly is.
It's just one of the little novelty songs

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that they did and has stuck with
us forever. That thing had a shelf

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life of about two years tops.
But no, we got to listen to

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this boomer stuff forever three. I
have a particular affection, as do boomers

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of my generation, for burl Ives, probably a comie who sang a couple

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of Christmas songs, and every time
I hear them just take me absolutely back

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to the age of eight, eight, nine ten. Why because of Rudolph.

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Because of Rudolph, right, I
think I'm pretty sure of this.

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Owen Bradley was the guy who was
behind that burl Ives Christmas music album,

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Holly Jolly and the connection between Holly, Johnny Christmas and Rudolph. We all

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know, we all grew up with
it. We all couldn't wait. It

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was one of the things with Charlie
Brown and Grench that absolutely made Christmas for

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us. But there was something special
about the Rudolph one because it had peril

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and had a story in it,
and the older thing. I get that

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I listen to it. All of
the songs and the Rudolph special are fantastic.

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They're all great Johnny Mooks, I
think. But from a modern perspective,

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it is a bit of a strange
show, is it not. For

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one thing, Santa Claus is an
absolute tiresome pill. When we first meet

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it, he's cranky. It really
doesn't want to do this. The elves

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have been practicing this show for god
knows how long, and they put it

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on for him and missus Claus gets
him together and he sits there and he

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rolls his eyes and he's tired.
He's obviously tired. He doesn't want to

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see this sort of thing. So
he's a bad boss. And then when

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he goes to see Rudolph, who's
just been born, and he walks into

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this cave where the reindeer parents are
staying. The cave is absolutely undecorated,

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so you get the sense that he's
not paying these guys anything. There's no

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lamps, there's no pictures. He's
just bare cave with his kid bouncing around

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it. And what a Santa do? He sings a song about himself,

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I am old Chris Kringle, which
you know, she's just given birth,

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she's got a new kid, and
he shows up and he starts singing about

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himself. That's the kind of guy
Sanny is in the Rudolph special. And

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also this about the Rudolph thing is
that that was stop motion right, well,

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there was another stop motion add that
they would put in that and it

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was an electric shaver, Nerelko,
I believe, which had a stop motion

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Santa who was writing a Neurelko razor
around the snow, and it seemed as

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if this was part of the sand
part of the Rudolph verse, if you

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will. We loved it when there
were commercial tie ins to Christmas because it

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was you know, wow, the
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back to the Rudoff thing that I
was telling you about. The Other thing

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that we can never figure out when
we were a kid was why Yukon Cornelius

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would lick the end of his pick. He would throw the thing up in

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the air and it would land down
and he lick it and he'd say nuts

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something like that. It's because deleted
portion of that thing was that Cornelius was

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a peppermint miner. He was looking
for a rich vein of peppermint, and

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that's why he would lick the end
of the end of his pike, his

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stick, his pickaxe to see his
ice axe whatever killed Tronsky, to see

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whether or not that he'd struck my
rain. But it had the horrible,

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horrible moment. Rudolph is going off
by himself to fight the abominable Snowman,

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and we think he's gonna die,
but he doesn't. He gets back and

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reunited with all those sixties archetypes.
You know, the guy who looked like

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mel from Dick van Dyke showed you
know round he had big black glasses,

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and Hermy the little gay dentist,
and the rest of it. It's wonderful.

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So when the Owen Bradley holly jolly
music, burl ive stuff comes on,

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that to me is that's good Christmas
music. But then there's the old

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stuff that preceded me, the old
pompular tunes. Not really too much into

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the high Luckamucky whatever Christmas whatever that
is. But you know white Christmas,

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of course you love it. The
great songs are the sixties. Silver Bells

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is not a particularly lyrically brilliant song, but it has the wonderful recollected memory

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of somebody who's not seeing this happen, but remembering shoppers were bustling. I

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Will be Home for Christmas is a
song that occasionally can unstring your bow utterly.

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It did to me. I was
sitting in a bar. I know

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that sounds bad in Washington, d
C. While it was in the bottom

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of my building a two thousand and
ten where I worked. It was an

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Italian restaurant, but they had a
bar, and it was right before Christmas,

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and I wasn't going home for Christmas
that year, and it was the

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first time i'd actually that song was
playing it the first time I'd listened to

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those lyrics. I'll be Home for
Christmas, if only in my dreams the

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first time it struck me, you
know, if only in my dreams,

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because previously, of course I'll be
home for Christmas. Why wouldn't I be

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home for Christmas? Bargo was just
up the road on I ninety four.

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What are the chances that are going
to close down the freeway? Well,

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it happens sometimes the snow is so
heavy and so thick that they will close

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the entrance ramps to I ninety four. But what if you're already on the

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highway, You have to keep going. What if it's night Well, you

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turn on your brights and you follow
the ruts of the cars that came before

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you to get home. What if
it's snowing a lot? You follow the

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ruts best as you can, and
eventually you hope, using your high beams,

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picking out the reflective markers in the
side of the road, this obscure

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path which you no longer see,
which in the summertime is bone dry,

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and you take it seventy five miles
an hour, absolutely zipping on your way

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to Fargo to home at the end
of it, which you know has got

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to be there, it always is. Why wouldn't it be it's always home

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at this point, your hands and
knees on the freeway, trusting that home

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will be at the end of the
road. Then it is until it isn't.

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My mother died, my father died, and there is no house.

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There is no home for me to
go to in Fargo anymore. And that's

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okay. I've been in Minneapolis since
nineteen seventy six, except for a brief

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tour of duty in Washington, DC. And home is now where my daughter

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comes to be. That's the karma
of it all, isn't it. I

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mean here, growing up in Fargner
at the my parents were convinced that that

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was the place to be. And
why did I have to go to Minneapolis?

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What was in that big What was
in that place really that Fargo didn't

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have. Oh, they had colleges. If Fargar Moore had had three colleges,

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and I'd say, way, Minneapolis
is a big downtown. Fargo has

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a big downtown. Well, it's
kind of dying at the time, But

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anyway, of course I had to
go off to the big city. I

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had to go off to the Emerald
city and make my way. And I

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was repaidkarmically many years later. When
my daughter did the exact same thing upon

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graduating from high school. It is
that she had to go off to the

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big city and do what she had
to do, which was Boston in her

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case. And I would say,
why can't you stay here? We have

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got a big city, We've got
perfectly good colleges. But no, she

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went, and I'm glad she did
because it was good for me and it

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was good for her and was absolutely
necessary. And now it's all being replayed

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where she comes home to Minneapolis,
to the house, to her room.

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All of us remember going home for
Christmas after being away. Right, there's

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a wait, there is, and
I mean w E, I g h

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T there is. There's a lightness
to it. That's joy that you're coming

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home, the traditions. You're getting
right back into the old groove that you

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remember. Swedish meatballs and Christmas Eve
we have to have that at the four

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o'clock handle light service, we have
to have that at some point familiarly.

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We made the shift from Christmas Eve
opening to Christmas Day opening. I'm not

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sure why I liked it better that
way. We're always a Christmas Eve family,

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but when I made the change,
it made Christmas day even better,

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stalking the stuffing. You know,
I still stock my daughter's stuffing. I'm

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sorry stuff my daughter's stalking spoon rized
it there at one o'clock in the morning

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after she's gone to bed, And
I still put on the cookies and hope

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the dog doesn't get them. Still
do all of these things. So when

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you come home for Christmas after being
away for an awful long time, there's

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the familiarity of all the things that
you do. There's the songs that everybody

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played. I insist on playing the
Good Year nineteen sixty four in nineteen sixty

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five albums because they are the finest
examples of Christmas music ever wrought by the

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hand of man with the inspiration of
God. None better. I mean,

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you've got okay, you got Maurice
Chevalier, Joliel Saint Nikolaos is kind of

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funny. You got Edie Gormey and
Ted what's his name singing sleigh Ride.

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You have Adam Maria Alberghetti singing.
You have Andre Pustolato's playing this version of

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We Three Kings, which is just
to this moment, to this day,

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the recollection of it practically cracks me
up and brings me tears. So I

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will play those things so and my
daughter will hear them again having not heard

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them for a year, because she
hasn't been home for a year. So

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everything on the tree will be familiar, the ornaments. There's a story behind

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every one of them. I can
tell you we got this one at disney

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World. I can tell you got
that one at Macy's in nineteen ninety one.

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I can tell you I got that
one at Element's store in Minneapolis in

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eighty six. I used to hang
it on my door when your mom,

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when my wife, when she first
came to my room, my apartment for

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Christmas, that was hanging on the
door, that little plastic, cheap thing.

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That's why I kept it here.
This little bear, I got this

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for opening up a Macy's cart.
It's got a little guy go dive a

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box that he's holding. There may
be a chocolate in there, we don't

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know. It's about thirty five years
old. This one right here, that's

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a Coca Cola one. Used to
be you pull that thing back and the

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mouse would stand up. But it
broke, but it's still on there.

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This right here, child, for
shame to tell you is I'm not ashamed.

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I'm proud is one that you made
when you were for and I know

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you're embarrassed by it now, but
you shouldn't because it's beautiful. And my

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mother, until the day she died, hung on the Christmas tree a drum

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that I made from a toilet paper
tube that had two little Q tips as

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drums on it, because drums and
Christmas natural connection. So my mom never

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threw that away. I never threw
that away from you. All these things

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abide and collect, and when you
come home, you see all the things

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you haven't thought about for a year
and you're back and it's great. It's

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a connection and your heart swells.
But there's also a weight a w I

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j ht to it because your parents
are older, a lot older sometimes and

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you think that the host hasn't changed
at all. You look around and you

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say, these people done anything here, This chair moved since I've been gone.

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That picture is the same to that
picture was there when I was when

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I was in kindergarten. And then
you go up to your room, which

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is this this memorial to who you
used to be. There's books that you

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had in high school. God can't
believe the taste you had there's a picture

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that you drew. Oh, you're
so much better now. There's a bulletin

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board and all the pictures and the
postcards and all these things from previous pursuits.

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Oh gosh, postcard from Japan.
Can't even remember if I know any

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Japanese anymore. And there's this sense
that your life was sort of freeze dried

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and put on display in this room. And you sit down at your desk

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that you're sat at for your entire
life, and you open up your computer,

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and of course the computer screen is
a window to the world that you

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occupy. Now you can escape through
it if you want to, but you're

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surrounded by where you used to be, and you know you're going to eventually

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come here and you're going to have
to empty everything out. And that's the

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weight. But it's not now,
and it's not next year, not a

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year after that, we hope.
No, it's Christmas. No, it

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is Christmas. That's right. It
is Christmas, which is why hand on

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the door. It is a little
Santa Claus thing. I can't remember where

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I bought this years ago, but
I made a sort of vow to myself,

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I'm gonna get out the decorations.
I'm going to hang this on her

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door, and that will be the
symbol that Christmas has begun. And so

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every year I get that out and
I hang it on her door, even

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though she isn't there yet, but
she will be tonight. So that's where

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I am right. And did I
have a third point about Christmas music?

455
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Yeah? I think I did.
It was another song. It wasn't will

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be Home for Christmas, I'll be
home for Christmas. It wasn't in the

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Bleak Midwinter, which they played the
other day, thinking that's a Christmas song.

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Huh, please bleak Midwinter around here, that's about the third week of

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January. I got your Bleak Midwinter. No, I think it was have

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Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, which
is a very adult tune. Works well

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with small jazz ensembles, works well
with a cello and a small and a

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flute, and it has that great
yearning moment, which is, like all

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great Christmas music, touched with an
element of melancholy. Right. I mean,

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you can't tell me that Carol of
the Bells doesn't have some melancholy too

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it even though it's a very vigorous
song and it is by the way a

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Ukrainian carol. Carol of the Bells
is a Ukrainian folk song. It's about

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a bird that flies into the room, but it have your but have yourself

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a merry little Christmas. We will
muddle through until next year. Nineteen forty

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four was when that song came out. Next year, we may all be

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together, nineteen forty four. They're
thinking nineteen forty five, it'll be over

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and everybody will be home nineteen forty
five. As it happens, my father

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did make it home from his long
and perilous time in the Caribbean and then

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in the in the Pacific. You
know, he traded ships with the guy

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they could do. That guy wanted
to swap assignments, so my dad went

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to the Block Island and the other
guy went to the Indianapolis. My dad

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was supposed to be on the Indianapolis, but it wasn't. So he got

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home and they had themselves a merry
little Christmas. And when I hear that

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song play, I think that that's
all I really want out of it,

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A big one anymore. No people
will be over. It'll be fine.

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We're gonna have a great meal and
give a gifts. That'll be fine,

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but I just want a merry little
Christmas. It it's not hard to have

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a merry little Christmas. Even if
you're by yourself on Christmas Day eating at

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Salisbury Steak Lean Cuisine, which I
have done for reasons. It's still Christmas,

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and there's still something in the season
and the meaning and the history and

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the memories to find and enkindle in
your heart. So I am going to

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have a merry little Christmas, and
I expect you to do the same.

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If you wish, if you celebrate, if you want, if nothing else,

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find your favorite song, listen,
recollect, remember, smile and well

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it's Ricochet. So we will muddle
through, will we not. And at

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this time next year, I hope
we will all be together as well,

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with Peter and Rod should they show
up. Thank you for being a member,

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Thank you for listening. This has
been the Ricochet Podcast. I'm James

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Lilacs. Merry Christmas, Ricochet.
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