WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:43.240 H well, hello, thank you so much for checking in. I'm Laura 2 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:47.119 Kane. This is Laura Kane after Dark. This is Eric Rimmer. Hi, 3 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:54.200 my bff, my friend, my love, my soul mate. Yeah, 4 00:00:54.280 --> 00:00:56.920 we are soul mates. We are. You don't need hey, you 5 00:00:56.920 --> 00:01:02.880 don't need to be in love to be soulmates. It's just your souls just 6 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:06.040 need to be connected and we are. I don't know if that's the case 7 00:01:06.159 --> 00:01:08.359 or not. Well, maybe you need to look up the definition of soul 8 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:11.280 meat. Okay, Okay, go for it. Oh my god, that's 9 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:17.599 funny. Anyway. Okay, so you guys. First things first, we're 10 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:19.879 having a party. It's at the end of this month, May twenty ninth. 11 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:25.680 Yes, now it's my birthday's May twenty four, so we can add 12 00:01:25.719 --> 00:01:30.359 that in maybe. But the main reason we're having it is our producer Extraordinariya 13 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:37.359 one year anniversary with the show is we have well now, we're planning a 14 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:45.040 roast, we are planning a party, we have a presentation, we have 15 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:49.760 prizes to give away, and you are invited to come hang out in my 16 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:53.120 living room and watch the show live and watch all of this go down and 17 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:59.359 can help us celebrate. Brian it's at six thirty May twenty ninth, my 18 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.319 house. But you need to be a subscriber because we kind of want to 19 00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:05.680 know who you are before you come into the house. You know what I'm 20 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:07.960 saying. I'm just trying to be a little bit and we want you to 21 00:02:07.960 --> 00:02:12.159 be a subscriber to It's only four ninety nine a month and it's easy. 22 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:15.319 Just it's on Instagram. Drop in the bucket, just to drop in the 23 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.039 bucket, you know, and you guys are special, so you get like 24 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:22.879 you guys get the picked to be in this at this party, and it's 25 00:02:22.919 --> 00:02:24.520 going to be a lot of fun. We'll figure out what food we're gonna 26 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:28.120 have. We'll have something random. We had corn last time. We have 27 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:30.159 a we had a low tate last time. We'll figure out something fun to 28 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:37.159 have this time. Snacks, drinks and party and prizes. Six thirty May 29 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:40.319 twenty nine to celebrate Brian's going to be a blast. Be a subscriber. 30 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:44.520 We would love it real quick. I found a definition of soulmate. Okay, 31 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:47.560 not gonna like it. Oh. Soulmate is a person with one with 32 00:02:47.599 --> 00:02:53.719 whom one has a feeling of deep or natural and affinity involving some morality, 33 00:02:53.199 --> 00:03:00.159 love, romance, comfort, intimacy, sexuality, oh, sex, will, 34 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:04.400 activity, spirituality, compatibility, and trust, well all the rest, 35 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:07.080 all the rest. We just don't do it. No, we don't. 36 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:12.000 You guys, we are we are non sexual soulmates. There you go. 37 00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:15.639 See that's one of the prime I can just knock it that one. I'm 38 00:03:15.639 --> 00:03:17.479 still going to use that word. I'm going to use that word. I 39 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:22.080 don't care. I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear that definition. You 40 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:27.520 are my grace to soulmates and non sexuals. Yeah, thank you, You're 41 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:30.719 welcome. It almost seems more so though if I was into chicks, I 42 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:37.080 would totally bang you. Would you totally you'd be really totally thank you in 43 00:03:37.199 --> 00:03:42.080 like a casual way or is no like I mean full on hardcore like wow, 44 00:03:42.520 --> 00:03:46.360 with like commitment or no commitment? Oh commitment? Oh really, I 45 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:53.360 wouldn't be just like a monogamy. We would be like a couple. We'd 46 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:58.479 be together, like we get married and stuff. Oh for sure. Yeah 47 00:03:58.479 --> 00:04:01.400 wow, hay when mom and dad about marriage oh and doing it and stuff, 48 00:04:02.439 --> 00:04:05.400 that's so gross. I know, Mom and dad, stop it, 49 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:13.159 Okay, you know what we're doing or what we did tonight. No, 50 00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:15.800 we didn't do it, but we went to a happy hour with our friend 51 00:04:15.920 --> 00:04:21.040 Jay Wurtzler Capital Growth thing. But I'm exhausted. I know. He's funny, 52 00:04:21.279 --> 00:04:26.199 he is hilarious. He's a good person to the core. He's a 53 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:30.600 money manager and he works at Capital Growth, Inc. It's him and his 54 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:34.279 partner. They started this business thirty five years ago. They're at the UTC 55 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:40.240 building at the Avanteene or the Avanteine in UTC. Really easy to get to. 56 00:04:40.879 --> 00:04:45.519 He is waiting for you to call if you have any questions about your 57 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:48.319 money, how to grow your money, how to have enough money for retirement. 58 00:04:48.519 --> 00:04:51.519 I mean, he have another pair of eyes. Look at that for 59 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:57.000 you, And why wouldn't you want somebody to help you your money, work 60 00:04:57.040 --> 00:05:00.519 for you, make it grow, It can happen. I mean, you 61 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:04.519 just need to know. Maybe you're not knowledgeable. He is helped millions of 62 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:08.920 people. Oh, he's helped millions of dollars. He helped people get millions 63 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:12.879 of dollars. Yeah, what what should I do? Call him if I 64 00:05:12.959 --> 00:05:17.240 had any money to manage, or or email him or or look at his 65 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:21.839 website. Website, I have the information for all three. Please bring it 66 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:28.000 call Ja at eighty five eight five five two six nine zero. You can 67 00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:34.279 email the man at JAYW at Capitol Growthinc. Dot com and he has a 68 00:05:34.319 --> 00:05:46.000 website w w w dot Capitol Growthinc. Dot com. Producer Brian checked out 69 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:50.160 the website. He says it is it's good and just a good website. 70 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:54.079 It's on our website too. In case you missed all this information, go 71 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:57.839 to Laura Kane after dark dot com and you'll see it down. You'll scroll 72 00:05:57.879 --> 00:05:59.879 down a little bit and you'll see it if you want to talk to Jay 73 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:05.000 and I think you do. Okay, now it's my host chat. I 74 00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:11.560 have a problem. Oh boy, we have a problem. You have a 75 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:15.000 problem. Okay, I have yet to decide that it's my problem or not. 76 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:18.680 Um, okay, how do I let me? Let me start this 77 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:24.439 by saying, can I guess You'll never guess a gummy bear addiction? No, 78 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:28.319 that's gone. Although I have had one bag, okay, I know, 79 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:30.560 but I've been better. I've been only had one bag in a week. 80 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:35.120 I used to have two every day. Yes, Oh yeah, I 81 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:40.319 was reall I know. So okay, give me a little break talk. 82 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:46.240 You have a UTI. I don't have a uti. No, shut up. 83 00:06:47.120 --> 00:06:51.600 What the hell do you guys know? Not that kind of problems. 84 00:06:51.959 --> 00:06:57.199 Top it. You can't poop I did today. Oh my god, that's 85 00:06:57.199 --> 00:07:00.560 amazing problems. I've pooped today. So we're all good. No, not 86 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:05.199 okay, okay, it's not the summer yet, not right now, but 87 00:07:05.319 --> 00:07:13.120 maybe later. But my mom needed some little things done at the house. 88 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:16.439 Some of her sighting on the side of her house had it was cracked and 89 00:07:16.759 --> 00:07:20.120 a couple of the boards broke off. Don't tell me you handled this yourself. 90 00:07:20.519 --> 00:07:25.279 Just wait a minute, all right. She needed a dimmer put in 91 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:29.120 one of the lights in the dining room, and she needed a ceiling fan 92 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:33.120 put up in my sister's room. Okay, So she was like, I 93 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:36.800 don't know, how do I hire a handyman, somebody that's gonna you know, 94 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:40.439 I'm not gonna be worried about being in this house. She's eighty two 95 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:43.199 years old. You know you don't want some random person coming in your house. 96 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:45.839 I said, I know who could do it for you, and he 97 00:07:45.879 --> 00:07:48.680 wouldn't charge you that much. And it's Antonio because he knows how to do 98 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:53.319 all that handyman stuff. So I asked him. I'm like, Antonio my 99 00:07:53.360 --> 00:07:56.199 mom paid you a couple hundred bucks. Would you do these three things for 100 00:07:56.279 --> 00:07:59.600 her? She's like, he said, yes, no problem, so I 101 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:03.759 kindness of his heart. He took his weekend which he has off, and 102 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:07.000 devoted it to my mother, which I thought was great. Sorry, yeah, 103 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:11.959 yeah, we like him a lot, not boyfriend material anymore because we 104 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:15.879 know that, but we love we do really love him. Yes, okay, 105 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:22.480 so my he really needs a new truck. He has this two thousand 106 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:28.519 and four Toyota Tacoma that the handles on the outside have broken off. On 107 00:08:28.560 --> 00:08:33.080 the inside you can't get out of the passenger door because that broke off. 108 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:37.639 It's a mess, okay, but it runs. So he's been wanting a 109 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:43.480 new Toyota Tacoma. He wants a used one. On the way up together, 110 00:08:43.799 --> 00:08:46.159 I said to him, I go, you know what. I don't 111 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.519 know why, but I have a feeling that we are going to be driving 112 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:54.039 two cars home. Don't ask me why, but I think that we're going 113 00:08:54.080 --> 00:09:00.360 to find something in Rancho Cucamonga. Oh, she's a sensitive stop it or 114 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:03.399 what what what's the term he use? Uh? Sensitive? I say that 115 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:09.159 I'm a sensitive trucks. No, I think I manifested this damn thing. 116 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:13.559 Well listen or you just knew you were looking for one. Well, we 117 00:09:13.639 --> 00:09:18.080 get off the freeway. The minute we get off the free right, we 118 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:22.919 see a white He went to four door two four door Toyota Tacoma truck with 119 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:28.559 US for sales sign on the window, and I'm like, look, let's 120 00:09:28.679 --> 00:09:31.600 check that out. Who knows, Like, let's see how much it is? 121 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:35.519 You know? So we get closer. We couldn't really see the price. 122 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:37.080 I flagged the guy down. We go and see a parking lot. 123 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:41.600 It's this old Mexican man. Yes we did, Yes we did. And 124 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:45.279 we moved and we said, hey, what's up with the truck? How 125 00:09:45.360 --> 00:09:48.799 much do you want? Um? What years? At this and that? 126 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:52.840 And it was less than ten grand. It was a two thousand and eight. 127 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:58.919 Everything was perfect with this one man took great care of it. He 128 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:03.120 was the only owner. One thing led to another. We managed to get 129 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:09.720 the money. He buys the car. Okay, so we're driving home. 130 00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:13.399 I'm driving the car home. No, no, nothing happened, but I 131 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:16.000 drove. I drove the new one because I can't drive his other car because 132 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:20.399 it's a stick shift and it's like the clutch is weird. I drove the 133 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:26.519 new one. The minute I get in my seatbelts on the seatbelt, things 134 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:30.480 keeps going off for like a minute, and then it goes off. I'm 135 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:31.960 like okay, and then it blinks the whole entire time. All right, 136 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:35.399 so that needs to be fixed. No big deal. The engine sounds fine. 137 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.799 I went to get a coke at McDonald's on the way home. Roll 138 00:10:39.879 --> 00:10:43.519 down the window, Earth rolls down about halfway. Then it stops, So 139 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:48.720 that's broken. Then I wanted to honk when I came up upon my mom's 140 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:54.960 house to say, hey, we're here. Push it doesn't work. Wait, 141 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:58.200 I'm sorry. You guys bought it to coma site on scene. Yep, 142 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:01.600 oh guy, you get home. I oh. We went to his 143 00:11:01.679 --> 00:11:05.480 house. We called him exchange numbers and went to his house. Blah blah 144 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.320 blah blah. All within like you know, like an hour or two period. 145 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:11.080 It was a rush. Yes, we were like running on adrenal and 146 00:11:11.159 --> 00:11:18.000 we thought this was it. Make sure they nope. We took it for 147 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:22.679 a test drive when we got there and it sounded okay. Um. I 148 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:26.399 tried to start it when I was out running errands with my mom and uh 149 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:33.240 one time, it didn't. Um Antonio looked at the body of it real 150 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:37.200 closely, and he goes, I think this car has been rolled because some 151 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:43.559 of the things aren't right. Long story short, we may have made a 152 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:48.240 mistake. This is why we talk about things before we do them. Oh 153 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:50.639 my god, I have so much anxiety right now. But listen, I 154 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:58.919 need your help. Everybody. Does anybody know of anybody selling He wants specifically 155 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:07.600 a four door Toyota Tacoma, preferably after the year twenty fifteen, And we 156 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:11.799 don't want to spend any no, um, why after fifteen it's pretty recent 157 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:16.000 still, I think he deserves a truck. That's at least what's he going 158 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:20.480 to do with the one. I'm gonna sell both of them for. I 159 00:12:20.519 --> 00:12:28.759 hope we can sell it for at least as much as we paid. Well, 160 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:31.600 look, I will definitely get what I'm gonna do tomorrows. I'm gonna 161 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:35.480 take the truck and say, hey, this is this isn't work, this 162 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:37.080 doesn't work, this doesn't work. This light won't go off, this light 163 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:41.360 won't go off. Blah blah blah blah blah. How much did you talk 164 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:46.600 to the guy you sold it? Sold to you? No, I asked 165 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:50.240 him. I said to Antonio, I was like, let's just tell him 166 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:52.799 take it back. He didn't tell us to any of these things. When 167 00:12:52.799 --> 00:12:54.519 we were talking to him the whole time, saying how great this truck was, 168 00:12:56.320 --> 00:12:58.360 and he goes, no, he has the money. He's not gonna 169 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:01.759 want it back. He has the money, which was nine grand. Oh 170 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:07.600 god, he wanted ten is nine grands. But I think I was looking 171 00:13:07.720 --> 00:13:11.799 online many miles real quick. I don't want to tell you one hundred and 172 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:18.480 fifty thousand. It adds over two hundred, oh god, close to three 173 00:13:18.559 --> 00:13:24.639 hundred, over three hundred. What nine grand for a truck with over three 174 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:33.200 hundred thousand miles? Look? I googled the same truck and that there's a 175 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:37.519 bunch of them for sale for at least twelve No, but how many? 176 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:41.360 How many miles on them? Not three hundred thousand? Yes, that's insane, 177 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:46.879 like five mine. No, it's worth more than that because of rank 178 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:54.039 can get you a mir with like one hundred and fifty. I of manifestation, 179 00:13:54.200 --> 00:14:01.919 are not really stuck anybody. I'm gonna throw anyway, you guys nine 180 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:11.320 should dollars anything or make any car deals? Ever does anybody have a car 181 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:16.000 that I toota Tacoma they want to sell for under fifteen grand Antonia is not 182 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:18.919 better like this? Like he should have known that. Like I think he 183 00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:24.480 was vibing off my energy because I'm so excited about it. Oh my god, 184 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:26.600 had I been there this, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. 185 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:30.000 I've been there, we wouldn't have flagged down a car. But again, 186 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:33.360 I drove it home all the way home from Ranche Cugamaca last night. That's 187 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:37.399 a miracle. It was fine. It was fine. The radio works, 188 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:41.840 CD works, that's all fine stuff. Yeah. Wow, Yeah, a 189 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:46.879 work, Yes, that works. Shot, the doors work, Yes, 190 00:14:46.960 --> 00:14:48.960 the doors work. Window, the window doesn't work. Sometimes it doesn't turn 191 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:54.679 over right, and then it may or may not. All the lights are 192 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:58.360 on. That probably has frame damage probably, yeah, may or may not 193 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:03.639 have been in a total role, which would make it worthless. Oh right, 194 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:07.919 Yeah, Does anybody want to buy this glorious truck? Yeah? For 195 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:11.240 parts? The engine is the most valuable thing. Yeah. No, and 196 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:18.600 the engine has three hundred thousand miles. I can't you know what even We're 197 00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:22.000 gonna get that money back somehow, Yes, we will guaranteed if you sell 198 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:24.440 for like, you know, two hundred bucks and then make like, you 199 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:31.080 know, stripping or something. Yeah, what if we took both trucks the 200 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:33.519 other ones in two thousand and four and it's a mess, both trucks to 201 00:15:33.639 --> 00:15:39.440 a dealership. No? Does they take trade in salvage? Title trade in? 202 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:43.320 Yeah? No? Does anyone any money want to buy? Hey, 203 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:46.679 I know how you could make I knew how you could make the nine grand 204 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:52.720 back and maybe another thousand. What you and Antonio could have sex on it 205 00:15:52.799 --> 00:15:54.600 on only fans? No thanks? Or maybe that was like a broth like 206 00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:58.360 a mobile in the back. Totally don't tell me this, like the pimp 207 00:15:58.399 --> 00:16:03.120 andhoe mobile. The only place they'll take it is literally the junkyard. Yeah, 208 00:16:03.159 --> 00:16:06.440 I don't think. Hey, after the podcast, I'm gonna have you 209 00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:07.960 go down and look at it. So wait, it's a beautiful Did he 210 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:17.240 did he transfer title to you? Yep? Oh boy? Oh well done 211 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:21.000 on your brand. Do you do things like this just for the show? 212 00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:23.679 No, that's the sad thing. I would respect if it was just the 213 00:16:23.720 --> 00:16:27.639 show. But remember if I thought it was the most exciting thing in the 214 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:30.559 whole wide world. Remember a few weeks ago when I said I have some 215 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:34.639 magic beans that I want to say. So I still have those beans, 216 00:16:34.759 --> 00:16:38.960 I know. Do you want to buy them? Yeah? Probably, I'll 217 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:44.039 do anything. I'll buy anything. I only have three hundred thousand miles on 218 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:47.120 too. Wow. Well here, the reason we acted so fast is because 219 00:16:47.120 --> 00:16:49.039 we weren't only going to be at my mom's and that truck was gonna sell 220 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:53.320 fast. Oh yeah, it was gone really fast. You should never buy 221 00:16:53.320 --> 00:16:59.679 a car like oh my god, I especially from a random guy on the 222 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:02.360 street. Where is he? I'm going to give you guys some schooling. 223 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:08.279 I don't know. He's sleeping like a wake his ass up. He isn't 224 00:17:08.440 --> 00:17:14.480 unhappy. I feel like I'm gonna throw opera. He feels like he knows. 225 00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:18.000 Okay, So he thinks somebody that he knows down in Cabo wants this 226 00:17:18.039 --> 00:17:23.319 truck and you can't. And so that is the solution for thirteen thousand, 227 00:17:23.960 --> 00:17:27.599 this truck. He'll take it for thirteen Well that's what they say. He 228 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:32.960 said. He said he heard from his friend that another guy would buy it 229 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:36.559 for that much down and he better drive it down there and sell it a 230 00:17:36.880 --> 00:17:41.000 media make sure the guy wears a blindfold. But he does. But I 231 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:42.759 don't think they have a lot of They don't have a lot to pick and 232 00:17:42.839 --> 00:17:48.720 choose it from down there. Dollars really probably why know? They kept saying 233 00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:52.039 meal. The guy was from Mexico and so is Antonio, and they were 234 00:17:52.079 --> 00:17:56.759 like talking about meal, you know, you know, and I'm likes mil 235 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:00.519 like a million, but that's like in pay so it's a million pacos is 236 00:18:00.559 --> 00:18:03.759 like about what we paid or oh my god, but it sounded like a 237 00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:07.119 lot. Oh, that guy has probably got all your money spread out and 238 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:15.279 it's just rolling around. And the guy was so sad about leaving his car 239 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:18.480 because he's attached that car. You took good care of that, you do. 240 00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:23.319 It sounds like he kissed the car goodbye. Oh hero hugged the car 241 00:18:23.480 --> 00:18:27.720 go by. Wow, man, I want to meet that guy, old 242 00:18:27.799 --> 00:18:33.519 man, he is some actor. Yeah. Wow, he took real good 243 00:18:33.519 --> 00:18:36.920 care of the frame. Damnag. He hugged the car and gave it a 244 00:18:36.960 --> 00:18:41.559 kiss goodbye. He's probably like, I hope you make it back to Sandy 245 00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:45.240 as he also finishing his pants to kiss him death on the car. Oh 246 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:52.640 my god. So anyway, that's my host story. Makes me upset, 247 00:18:52.119 --> 00:19:02.279 said sorry, it makes me good. No, it's not wine with framed 248 00:19:02.359 --> 00:19:06.480 salvage. Show car is almost worthless. Yeah, we don't know that it 249 00:19:06.599 --> 00:19:11.079 has framed damage. We're thinking that maybe last time, if you didn't know 250 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:14.400 something was real or not, you had to give you the money. But 251 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:17.079 I'm not a mechanic, but just hearing this story, I'm going to say, 252 00:19:17.160 --> 00:19:19.640 yes, well, I'm going to take it tomorrow. We'll see what 253 00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:23.480 the guy says. I can't wait. I know I will. I will 254 00:19:23.480 --> 00:19:32.200 give you an update on Monday. Oh god, anyway, that's the show. 255 00:19:32.279 --> 00:19:34.319 I know. I'm just kidding. All right, us save us. 256 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:37.720 I'm out of here at twenty minutes. I'm out. Save us, save 257 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:41.960 us chat. It's a good one, okay, Yeah, do you have 258 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:48.319 a blindfold? If she does it, your host chat is use this T 259 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:52.400 shirt? Yeah, put it over your head. You're not gonna like this. 260 00:19:52.200 --> 00:19:55.319 Wait, why am I doing this? Let me take us? Who 261 00:19:55.359 --> 00:20:03.559 wrought some creepy critters with them snaked? Are we not that there's time? 262 00:20:03.599 --> 00:20:10.880 It's exotic? He did show me the It'd better not be anything with like 263 00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:15.400 octopus or seafood of any kind, or I can think it with complete honesty. 264 00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:21.279 It's nothing that crazy. But your blind falld on. Oh my god. 265 00:20:21.400 --> 00:20:22.400 In fact, some of it is stuff I would actually quite like to 266 00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:25.720 eat. If you don't eat it, I actually probably will eat it afterwards. 267 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:29.000 I'm being actually very like you can ask Eric, I mean very honest 268 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:33.920 about that. Actually, Oh my god, well you know what I know. 269 00:20:33.039 --> 00:20:37.920 She doesn't like anything. Well you're gonna learn today. Oh my god. 270 00:20:40.440 --> 00:20:45.799 Okay, oh, this looks like you're about to get kidnapped by I 271 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:49.960 don't like Batman's taken your back here. Now I need something for my My 272 00:20:51.039 --> 00:20:56.759 mouth has to be available. It does. Oh my god. Oh I 273 00:20:56.799 --> 00:20:59.880 don't like this game at all. Where's the microphone? There? It is, 274 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:03.440 okay, I just don't my headphone. What the first time we got 275 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:07.960 raw Calamari? Oh god, no, I will h okay, ready, 276 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:11.000 it's like moldy baby food. This is the first one. Oh no, 277 00:21:11.039 --> 00:21:18.039 not the first one? Wait? Wait, are you gonna you just get 278 00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:22.279 you? Just get you just is it better be the smallest. It's a 279 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:26.039 performance. Okay? Do I get to smell it first? No? Yes, 280 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:30.839 you can't. No, no, no, don't you can't know it's 281 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.319 just down the hatch. Is it a tiny bite? Yes? Yeah, 282 00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:47.599 Ready, open your mouth that's the first one. Okay, yeah, horse 283 00:21:47.680 --> 00:21:53.519 reddish, Yeah, you know. I'm not good with hot things. Here's 284 00:21:53.599 --> 00:21:59.319 my eyes. Water makes me sweat. Oh my god, red bull after 285 00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:07.759 a horse bread? Okay, oh my god. Ready for the next month. 286 00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:11.799 This one's not that bad. No, that's good. Here, better 287 00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:27.440 go with horse. Ready, that's all. It's not that bad. Which 288 00:22:27.440 --> 00:22:38.599 one was that? I swear to golf you throw up? I don't better 289 00:22:38.920 --> 00:22:42.960 throw up. I won't be out that door. I won't. I about 290 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:47.720 turned the evil dead in here. It's not that. Which one was that? 291 00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:52.960 It was? Blue cheese dressing good. I don't pluck dressing on my 292 00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:56.279 salad when I eat. I don't like dressing. That's just about the salad. 293 00:22:56.319 --> 00:23:02.519 Blue cheese goes good. A lot of things not a plane and not 294 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:08.240 blindfolded. Let me just say put it that way. Oh my god, 295 00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:11.240 I'm not ready for this. Did you have more paper towels? Yeah? 296 00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:18.519 No, I'm not ready. Let me take a simple water. I've had 297 00:23:18.599 --> 00:23:22.799 like lots of really weird taste in my mouth. How many of these do 298 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:30.880 we have? Five? I'm ay puke tonight? Oh my god. Okay, 299 00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:44.680 ready zen lard, chill, chill, chill, Ready, I don't 300 00:23:44.759 --> 00:23:52.000 wise a texture. You know, this is disgusting. Oh, don't chew 301 00:23:52.039 --> 00:23:59.759 with your mouth open. Oh, I don't talk while you're eating. I. 302 00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:07.880 Oh, what the fuck? I decided that I'm not gonna eat bite 303 00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:11.240 that one. I didn't like the texture, and it really upset me. 304 00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:15.640 So I decided to take it out. And what was it? Didn't it 305 00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:22.160 tasted like what it was? Um? Gooda cheese spread, literally like literally 306 00:24:22.240 --> 00:24:26.519 a delicacy. GOODA cheese is great. You are such a such a pain. 307 00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:30.160 Good cheese is great. You can you need another paper towel? No, 308 00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:34.079 for gooda cheese ready? So this one's really good? Actually, like 309 00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:37.039 I, oh, Brian, you shut up. Okay, no, no, 310 00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:41.359 let me one hundred percent honest. If you didn't like this, I 311 00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:42.240 would love it. Like if you didn't want it, I would eat it 312 00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:47.839 me too. Yeah. That doesn't. That doesn't make this number four. 313 00:24:51.799 --> 00:24:53.119 Try and take like a bite of it, just chew it. Just throw 314 00:24:53.160 --> 00:24:56.599 it back in your mouth. You can. You can't take it out of 315 00:24:56.640 --> 00:25:03.279 your mouth. Put it back in your mouth. It's some kind of fruit. 316 00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:14.440 It's a strawberry. No, I just dislike strawberries. Why they're so 317 00:25:14.599 --> 00:25:17.920 good? They're not though they're not at all, not to me, not 318 00:25:18.200 --> 00:25:22.440 to me. You have the worst palette. I sure do, I sure 319 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:26.839 do. Your palette offends me. Don't be offended by my pallet. Do 320 00:25:27.039 --> 00:25:33.000 not be offended by I have the worst breath right now, I'm not kissing 321 00:25:33.079 --> 00:25:37.799 you so bad? Oh? Are you ready for number five? Oh? 322 00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:42.119 Shut up? This one's a cookie. Chill, it's a way for me. 323 00:25:51.880 --> 00:26:00.440 If this is one of elbows there's dog treats, it's not. I 324 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:06.680 don't know. It's not like it Tannah has. It's bland. Do you 325 00:26:06.759 --> 00:26:11.880 want to try it again? I'm chill, still chewing it. This is 326 00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:17.400 Elvis's dog treat It's not. It is not one of Elvis's dog treats. 327 00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:22.319 Not one of Elvis's dog treats. It's just doesn't really taste like my kind 328 00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:26.119 of cardboardsh It's actually good to know. I was actually wondering what that would 329 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:33.599 taste like. Okay, what was it? Some melt bone dog bisD you 330 00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:40.599 eat again? I knew it. No, I'm done. Like, Oh 331 00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:55.359 my gods as Alms loves this game. Cute, it's not cute. Play 332 00:26:55.480 --> 00:27:02.680 music so I don't have to hear the huke. Oh my god, oh 333 00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:07.160 that was hilarious. I mean, okay, I a dog bone, but 334 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:18.240 the gooda cheese and the blue cheese and the strawberry whatever, it's something different, 335 00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:26.480 it's still a strawberry that turns out. I can't stand strawberries. Apparently. 336 00:27:27.160 --> 00:27:32.319 I'm gonna make you eat this coconut donut because and how come I'm the 337 00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:33.480 one that has to eat everything? Because it's funny when you do it. 338 00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:37.640 You know what, I'm gonna do one to you one day, I'm gonna 339 00:27:37.640 --> 00:27:41.599 flip the script. I'll do one with both of you. Oh god, 340 00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:45.400 No, I would be mean, he would be, he would be. 341 00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:52.160 I'd be down the exotic roth food. I'd be eating probably like donkey. 342 00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:55.839 I'd be calling up the oriental markets. I'd be like, what's that? 343 00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:59.279 What's the scratch of fresh catch? You got? Yeah? That would be 344 00:27:59.559 --> 00:28:02.519 I don't I who could do it? Got something? Remember when I made 345 00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:07.440 you eat a cricket? Yes, I certainly do. Why do you think 346 00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:12.599 I hate game? Giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches? Oh my god, I get 347 00:28:12.640 --> 00:28:17.319 that. I get that feast from Temple of Doom. I would absolutely pass 348 00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:19.640 out. I wouldn't play. No, I wouldn't play it chilled monkey brains. 349 00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:22.720 Yeah, but it'd be like, oh, don't worry, almonds and 350 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:29.240 crackers. Oh my god, Moorrow trust you. Hell no, oh my 351 00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:33.920 god, all right, we have a game to play another god alright, 352 00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:41.359 Oh my god. That was hilarious. Oh here it is. Do you 353 00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:45.920 want to get my headphones? Gain your composure? Why do you have two 354 00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:48.920 set the other ones? Okay? There we go. Okay, Oh my 355 00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:56.880 gosh. So remember those phrases where there's like words and you have to say 356 00:28:56.160 --> 00:29:00.039 these three words really fast and it sounds like something else. We're gonna do 357 00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:04.119 the it's kind of I have a bunch of them. Here's what I want 358 00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:07.319 you to do. You're gonna pick one, not look at it. I'm 359 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:11.640 gonna tell you to look at it, and it'll say on there, say 360 00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:15.440 this ten times fast, or it'll say spell this and say that. Are 361 00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:18.119 these new ones are used? The same ones where already did? These are 362 00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:21.279 new ones? Okay? So I want to make sure because sometimes you have 363 00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:23.400 played games twice because I know, well that was when I had a concussion 364 00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.920 actually before too. Okay, well you gotta remind me of these things. 365 00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:33.400 Okay, now, Eric, I want you to go first, all right, 366 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:41.039 okay, you pick, okay and go. Say miss, I have 367 00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:45.720 no p ten times fastness. I have no penis. I have no piness. 368 00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.160 I have no peness. I have no ps. I have no penness. 369 00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:52.160 I have no penness. I have no piness. I have no piness. 370 00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:56.799 I have no p That's funny to me. You have no penis. 371 00:29:59.359 --> 00:30:02.880 You have no penis. When you say it, it says I have no 372 00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:06.000 one. It really didn't because his cadence. But I guess I have no 373 00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:08.359 I have no pens, I have no pennis. I have no penis. 374 00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:11.480 I have no penis. That's how change you change the cadence, I hear, 375 00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:15.799 have got it? You see this is this is the kind of game 376 00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:21.279 we're playing now. Oh got it? Brian, May the force be with 377 00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:25.759 you. Go my son, But I know this one. Just do it. 378 00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:34.519 Spell ihop say ness, I h O penis. Oh say it again, 379 00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:44.160 I h O penis, h O penis? Lord No, oh no, 380 00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:45.680 do you need to do one? All right, I'll do it. 381 00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:51.720 Yes, you have to do one. Say I want to have six ten 382 00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:57.480 times fast I one to half six. I want to have six. I 383 00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:03.920 want to half six. Say the creative. It's just they change two letters. 384 00:31:04.599 --> 00:31:07.640 You know what I'm saying? Right? Oh boy, oh come on, 385 00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:15.359 all right, here we go. Yeah, you spell the word a 386 00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:19.480 t t. I see a t T. I see oh a titty. 387 00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:25.200 I see there you go. Oh this is they are so boring the crap, 388 00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:30.799 because are so boring? Now do here you go, brun It's crazy 389 00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:34.960 that you think this is like go um, say I want I want a 390 00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:40.799 math debate? Fast, say fast, I want a math debate. I 391 00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:45.480 want a math debate. I want to masterbate. I got it. I 392 00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:49.240 love it. This is funny to me. All right, this is like 393 00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.359 scraping the bomb of the bit. You not want to hear my son saying 394 00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:57.119 I want a master this one. I have to hold my tongue and say 395 00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:08.079 I was born on a pirate ship both pilot. I was both pilot spot 396 00:32:08.119 --> 00:32:13.720 pilo shit, both pilot. I want a bowl of a pilot shit. 397 00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:20.680 I want what I'm a pilot fit I was born on a pilo shit. 398 00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:30.359 I think that's what it is. I don't know. Okay, go say 399 00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:37.599 b O problem ten times fast, Bo problem Bo problem bo problem. I 400 00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:39.480 have a bio problem. Yeah, wait, what were you supposed to say? 401 00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:45.519 Bo? Problem ten times problem bo, problem bo, problem bo, 402 00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:53.240 problem bo problem. Just okay, come on you guys, is it my 403 00:32:53.440 --> 00:33:00.799 turn? Okay? Oh I like this one? Uh say so so fu 404 00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:06.480 king awesome ten times fast. Okay, so fucking awesome. Say it ten 405 00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:09.599 times fast, so fucking awesome, so fucking awesome, so fucking awesome, 406 00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:15.680 so fucking awesome. Oh I get it. It's so fucking awesome. Language 407 00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:22.680 on this show tonight. Language bad. Here we go. Now, we 408 00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:24.559 don't how to make I know? This is so dumb. Why I'm I 409 00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:29.519 laughing? But I like it? Thank God, You're welcome. Thank you 410 00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:35.160 creepy right now? Are you so creepy platonic soulmate? Hey go? Oh 411 00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:43.599 this is good. Okay. My Dixie wrecked, my Dixie wrecked by Dixie 412 00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:46.480 rect, my Dixie rect, my Dixie reck my Dixie wrecked. My dick 413 00:33:46.759 --> 00:33:51.200 is erect. Okay, but what does the card say my Dixie wrecked? 414 00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:59.839 Oh okay, yeah, you nasty girl. Say alpha Kenny body ten times 415 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:04.880 fast, Alpha kennybody, Alpha kennybody, Alpha kennybody, Alpha kennybody, Alpha 416 00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:07.640 kennybody. We know, Laura, we got time. You have a T 417 00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:14.760 shirt that says the same thing this is the ones that oh no here okay, 418 00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:19.559 oh no, Brian, all right, and then we'll meet. Done 419 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:25.519 with this? Uh, say Gabe itches ten times fast? Gay bitches, 420 00:34:25.559 --> 00:34:30.000 gay bitches, gay bitches, gay bitches. Cute. That's cute, that's 421 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:40.960 adorable. Okay, go oh yeah, say I spell map say ness? 422 00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:46.599 Okay, where he did this one? I am a penis. I am 423 00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:54.639 a penis. I am a penis. That's gonna be ourts for Thursday. 424 00:34:54.719 --> 00:35:00.639 I'm gonna get this clip a penis. I am a penis. I am 425 00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:09.000 a penis. Okay, here's mine. Say I spank my elf. I 426 00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:13.679 spank myself. I know this is kind of dumb. I spanked myself. 427 00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:15.920 I spanked myself. You made Laura do this one time? Um, and 428 00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:20.639 she farted because she was laughing. I was laughing so hard. I know 429 00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:27.280 that she farted. Say I eat mop who ten times fast? Do it 430 00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:31.280 ten times fast? I eat mom who I eat? I eat mom poo, 431 00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:37.679 I eat my poo. Oh this is the last one. Guys, 432 00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:46.760 what say Raise up lights? Fast, Raise up lights, raise up plates, 433 00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:51.039 raise up plates. You just send razor blades in an Australian accent. 434 00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:55.199 Lights right, say it again? Rise up lights. Its supposed to be 435 00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:59.559 It's supposed to be rise up lights. I think, rise up lights, 436 00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:02.199 Rise up lights, Rise up lights, rise up lights. It sounds like 437 00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:07.119 race blades and oh totally did I thought I was in Crocodile Dundee because the 438 00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:09.719 fool amazed a minute. I know, right, I thought you were actually 439 00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:15.159 Australian, didn't you, though, Stewin? Yes, Okay, now this 440 00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:22.880 one is probably maybe first grade humor. Okay, I get the dumbest one. 441 00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:27.320 It's like pop or something, say I and spell a cup, I 442 00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:34.400 cup rainbow colors. Oh man. Anyway, there's my friend game and one 443 00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:38.239 more thing before we end this fabulous ending. Yeah soon, but I'm going 444 00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:42.320 to tell you you want to wash your mouth out. No, I'm going 445 00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:46.599 to do that all thoroughly at the end of this podcast. Did you know 446 00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:52.280 there are new rules for weddings these days? Oh god? A magazine came 447 00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:58.159 up with a list of new rules that should be imply in in in what 448 00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:02.320 am I trying to say? Enforce whatever? At new at weddings these days? 449 00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:06.039 I know the first I know the first one. Let me say the 450 00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:09.199 first one, which I think it is that people just need to stop getting 451 00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:14.360 married. I would say it, don't be naked, but well, what's 452 00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:17.039 wrong? These are real? Okay, Okay, let me see if I 453 00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:22.280 can guess one. Think about weddings and what like the whole thing around a 454 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:27.519 wedding and the wedding and new rules rules about yeah, new rules. No 455 00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:31.960 phones out during the ceremony. No, no like pomp and circumstance. It's 456 00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:37.360 just like them getting married. So no big group weddings where one hundred people 457 00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:43.480 are coming. No, we don't wear white. No, no more engagement 458 00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:49.400 parties. Okay, I agree. Actually yeah, no outdoor summer weddings. 459 00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:52.920 Why may people suffer? Right? Those are nice? No destination weddings. 460 00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:59.159 Is that on there? It isn't it says your closest friends not you should 461 00:37:59.239 --> 00:38:04.679 control the guests list. No, what I don't know. It is entirely 462 00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:08.320 fine to deny anyone a plus one for any reason. If you just want 463 00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:14.480 to invite the person, that's fine. Never say black tie optional? Choose 464 00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:19.360 is it black tie? Is it casual? Choose? It's fine to skip 465 00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:23.119 a wedding for any reason. But if you are going RSVP early, yeah, 466 00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:30.239 no kids are allowed at weddings. No kids. You can have the 467 00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:34.519 little kids walk down the aisle, little flower girls and flower boys. But 468 00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:37.559 then they get back in the car and they go back home. Yet one. 469 00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:40.440 And if you travel from out of town here, this is for a 470 00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:45.599 destination wedding. That is the gift you don't need to bring. Again, 471 00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:47.239 I don't think it's actually the far I did go to Yosemite for a wedding. 472 00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:52.079 Ones, did you bring a gift? I get him fifty bucks. 473 00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:54.679 We'll see that. I mean that's because you already paid to get to Yosemit. 474 00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:58.599 They pay for room and board and everything. But well that's nice. 475 00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:01.360 Yeah, well then that is fine. Massive mystery cabin up in the outskirts 476 00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:06.000 of seventy was so weird. Was it scary? No? But imagine like 477 00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.199 imagine the edge of your house and then someone built another room off of it. 478 00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:14.960 But they didn't remove the window or the stucco off the wall. Weird, 479 00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:16.960 Like they had a porch and the porch was part of the next room, 480 00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:21.159 so there was a porch inside the next room. It was strange, 481 00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:25.199 not to code. I'm guessing pretty cool though. It's fine if somebody else 482 00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:30.119 in the audience, where's white? Okay, no, no, that's what 483 00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.239 they say. It's fine, like, don't worry about it. No one 484 00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:37.599 has to walk you down the aisle. I mean it's nice. I like 485 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:45.800 it. Give a good kiss, not a sloppy kiss. The altar for 486 00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:52.000 it? Uh? Posed photos are over it, says, I don't know. 487 00:39:52.159 --> 00:40:00.440 Maybe some where'd you get this room? H no? Maybe Reddit implify 488 00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:05.760 the menu, just make your vegetarian options vegan. Just do it. Speeches 489 00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:08.719 must be pre written, none of these rambling drunk speeches. But those are 490 00:40:08.800 --> 00:40:15.360 kind of funny sometimes. And dancing is mandatory for everybody. Oh god, 491 00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:21.000 no, no, I dip out the minute the dancing starts. Why I 492 00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:23.920 feel it would be a good dancer. I don't see him dancing. I 493 00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:27.719 feel like he could do Oh yeah, I don't know with a drink or 494 00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:29.960 two. But I'm a good. Oh he's a good I'm sure he has 495 00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:34.119 rhythm, but I just don't see him enjoy my wedding. You have to 496 00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:37.960 dance? Oh my god, you're wedding. Yay, Yes, we will 497 00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:40.320 totally. You're a dance though. Your mother and I would be happy to 498 00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:43.960 give you away. I won't wear white. We'll get you a gift. 499 00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:49.760 This would be an awkward wedding, Laura tell Laura in her invitation, just 500 00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:52.920 say no leopard print and no white Google. Oh yeah, you guys will 501 00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:57.880 receive separate invitations which I wore on Monday two. Yeah, well dad met 502 00:40:57.920 --> 00:41:00.320 my mom and dad. Oh, oh my god, that would be so 503 00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:06.159 great. Okay, well, I've come to the end of what I've got. 504 00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:07.840 Your rope, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm at the 505 00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.360 end of my rope. She has been for a while. Come to our 506 00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:17.039 party May twenty nine, celebrating producing Bryan. Awesome, thank you. Wait 507 00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:21.559 the party is May twenty nine, six thirty. You gotta be a subscriber 508 00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:24.480 on Instagram. Just remember that for ninety nine and the rs VP will be 509 00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:29.800 up. Is already up, So rs VP at Laura Kane after Dark dot 510 00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:35.480 com. You can all come give Brian a little spanking for his Do we 511 00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:37.400 do that for anniversaries? Do with the speaking machine? Oh it's yeah, 512 00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:43.079 it's technically it's his one year birthday. You hit the mentally spank me with 513 00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.960 your roasts. Oh, yes, because we're gonna have a roast about any 514 00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:47.639 physical spec Oh. This gonna be good. Oh I'm gonna write this one 515 00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:52.079 good awesome. Okay, Okay, this is we'll take some thought, you 516 00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:53.760 know, Yes, Eric, between you and me, I feel like Laura's 517 00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:59.280 roast gonna be pretty pretty. Mid tier teams are gonna be like, um, 518 00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:01.480 remember the time you didn't text me back for like an hour, And 519 00:42:01.599 --> 00:42:08.199 I'll be the roast. Oh, you've got me all wrong. You have 520 00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:14.360 got me wrong. In fact, you may leave here for horribly offended. 521 00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:16.880 I quit. Yes, you might quit on your one year anniversary. Yeah, 522 00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:21.639 what did you feel bad if I quit? Oh my god, I 523 00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:23.519 can't go. I can't go that far. I won't. I won't quit. 524 00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:28.440 You asked for it, you I did, So you're gonna get it. 525 00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:31.639 How far is there even to go? Though, Bran figure, Our 526 00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:36.760 faces will be like Laura's when I tell her a joke while she's roasting you. 527 00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:40.199 Will just be like to him, will be like giving him. He's 528 00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:45.679 a real piece of shit. Get out. He's such a loser. Look 529 00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:52.679 at him. I'm like, I quit. Oh, this could be really 530 00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:57.239 bad. This might be our worst idea. No, oh, I just 531 00:42:57.320 --> 00:42:59.599 hope it's better. Mack. That's not a roast, that's just an insult. 532 00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:01.400 Well, we're gonna do the best weekend. It's gonna be fun. 533 00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:07.000 All right, so there's that. Mine's gonna be glowing. No, you 534 00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:09.000 better, you better roast your boy. I know you guys are like best 535 00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:15.440 ease or whatever you are. You're too good at your job. I was 536 00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:17.039 like, Brian, you are too good at your job. I like you 537 00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:22.320 too much. Yea I will. I'm going to say that you are like 538 00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:29.119 you were, like sticky sugar on a hot summer day. You better like 539 00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:34.480 that. I'll be mad. Okay, that's all I have to say. 540 00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:37.159 What about because I'm done? Why we're done? Guys, we are done. 541 00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:45.800 You're done. We're done with this episode. Oh here goes. Now 542 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:54.800 we really got it. Oh man, love your podcast. I love you. 543 00:43:57.679 --> 00:44:00.239 No you don't. I do? You fed me dog bones? Gonna 544 00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:04.920 play? Hangman? I do. It wasn't four letter or three words. 545 00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:09.079 It wasn't a dog bone. It was just a dog biscuit. It was 546 00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:13.639 a dog. It was a milk dog. It was nice and soft. 547 00:44:13.960 --> 00:44:16.119 I thought about it a lot. There was harder ones, but I wanted 548 00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:19.320 to get you a soft one so you didn't lose another two than it. 549 00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:22.199 Thank you. You don't even gag like you barely. I didn't. And 550 00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:27.639 that one you kind of savored like I almost gagged at the uh whatever? 551 00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:34.840 Noah, Oh I love blue cheese, but oh my god, the smell 552 00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:37.840 of it after I'd been sitting there for like an hour, I will say 553 00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:42.880 dog food. I think, I think like certain doctor actually smells pretty good. 554 00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:45.360 Oh gosh, I could have fed you cat food. Oh I would 555 00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:50.320 have punched. That would have been amazing, even though I don't want to 556 00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:53.000 see that. Don't do that. Don't you dare do that? Ever, 557 00:44:53.719 --> 00:45:00.760 don't even think about it, evil evil man? Actually log out, log 558 00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:05.360 out, say goodbye. I don't want to say time. I love everybody. 559 00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:08.920 It's time. It's time. Please put us out of our misery. 560 00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:15.760 I okay, go ahead, I obviously have more to say. I love 561 00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:23.519 you. I love She has no patience today, she's just folding things over 562 00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:28.239 there and eating, getting ready to, like a good punch me in the 563 00:45:28.280 --> 00:45:31.239 face. Are you gonna punch me in the face? Okay, well, 564 00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:36.159 I'm gonna log out a second. The camera goes back. I'm a slap 565 00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:40.599 crying. I'm gonna lock out just for you, since it's almost your birthday. 566 00:45:40.719 --> 00:45:45.280 Thank you on the twenty fourth. Yes, Jesus Christ, my god, 567 00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:50.880 I'm gonna get you. I know her AARP card is coming in. 568 00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:53.840 They come, oh, well, can you start getting that? Man? 569 00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:59.480 You start getting burial plot information? Yeah, just wait, I get that 570 00:45:59.639 --> 00:46:04.079 too, AARP at any age. Actually really, they can't discriminate from basically, 571 00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:07.599 but they don't start sending you stuff to hit the magic. Yeah you're 572 00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:12.519 old before that though. Yeah, just lock out already. You go bowling 573 00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:15.559 though, you get a discount. Oh yeah, we should go bowling. 574 00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:19.800 You can guess your discount. We can start eating it O your age. 575 00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:25.000 I don't like to bowl, and we'll get like probably like free little months. 576 00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.639 Don't you have to be in your sixties for that? Yeah, but 577 00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:32.400 what do you mean you don't like you love playing with balls? I do? 578 00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:37.079 Yeah, I do that alright, Just lock out. Please love your 579 00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:44.840 podcast. 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